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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:01:05,630 Improved By: Fidel33 2 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,434 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 3 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:15,775 Ladies. 4 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:31,090 Baccarat. 5 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,092 Exquisite. 6 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,628 (WOMEN GASPS) 7 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,612 (MAN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 8 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,767 Tihomir. 9 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,326 Hang up. 10 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,264 Bradley Fine. 11 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,913 I'm honored. 12 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,339 Pleasure's all mine. 13 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:21,441 Tell me where the bomb is. 14 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,153 10 seconds, or you're dead. 15 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:26,389 Interesting. 16 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:30,226 You see, when my men and I hid it... 17 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,628 I made sure to erase any witnesses. 18 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:33,720 (MAN GROANS) 19 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,624 And then I erased the erasers. 20 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:41,237 Which means, 21 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,541 I'm now the only one who knows... 22 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,374 just where that dangerously compact 23 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:47,867 and transportable nuke is. 24 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:49,701 So... 25 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:56,552 I'd say I have more than 10 seconds. 26 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,154 Well then, in that case, I'd say you'd better start... 27 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:00,178 - (SNEEZES) - (GUN FIRES) 28 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,196 Oh, fuck! 29 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:10,233 Oh, my God! Why did you do that? 30 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:11,434 I didn't do it on purpose. 31 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,203 There's like a ton of pollen in here! 32 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,804 Oh, God! Christmas on a cracker! 33 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:17,206 Did you take your medicine? 34 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,341 I forgot it on the plane. 35 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,708 I told you this morning, 36 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:21,644 I put extra in all your jackets! 37 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,011 You did? 38 00:03:23,035 --> 00:03:24,613 Great. Shit! Thanks. 39 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:26,582 No, you know what? That's on me. 40 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,384 Because I heard you sniffle a while ago 41 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:31,086 and I did nothing with that information. 42 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:32,355 So that's blood on my hands, really... 43 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,189 Okay. You know what? You got three coming in. 44 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,815 Get out the back door now. Move. 45 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:40,287 (GUN FIRE) 46 00:03:43,155 --> 00:03:44,767 Anybody in here? 47 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,002 Yeah, we got one coming around the corner, now. 48 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:48,026 - (GUNSHOTS) - (MAN GROANS) 49 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:50,739 Your three guests are coming out 50 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:51,974 that door behind you right now. 51 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:52,998 Watch your six. 52 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:57,746 Yahtzee. 53 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,548 Oh, zinger! (LAUGHS) 54 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:00,873 I should've brought more bullets. 55 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,386 I thought they were chocolate sprinkles, 56 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,087 which I would eat, normally, by the fistful... 57 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:06,522 but this tasted like... 58 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,291 There's no other way to say it, really. 59 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:10,125 Like a rat's arse. 60 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:12,461 Guys, can you please keep it down? 61 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:14,463 Unfortunately, there's vermin in the ceiling again, 62 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:16,098 and I hate to say it, but... 63 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,434 they've pooped all over your cake. 64 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,168 - I'm going left? - SUSAN: No. 65 00:04:20,192 --> 00:04:22,571 I need you to go right and head down the tunnel. 66 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,239 You've got one coming around to your right, 67 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:25,308 and he's got a swarm behind him. 68 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,742 That's my girl. 69 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:27,766 Oh, I don't know. 70 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,439 (GRUNTING) 71 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,284 Watch your back. 72 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,197 Oh, that was a close one, Fine. 73 00:04:49,221 --> 00:04:50,723 Who's the finest of them all? You are. 74 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,135 ♪ Oh, Bradley, you're so fine ♪ 75 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:54,202 You're so fine, you blow my mind. 76 00:04:54,226 --> 00:04:55,304 ♪ Hey, Bradley! ♪ 77 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:56,429 Oh, God, duck! 78 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,065 (GROANS) 79 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,411 Nice moves, Fine. 80 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,879 Pilates has been working out for you. 81 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,280 You noticed? 82 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:08,083 Yeah, you just seem looser. Like, in your hips. 83 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:10,553 I mean athletically speaking. 84 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:12,421 I don't know. I guess you don't seem so awkward. 85 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:13,556 (WHISPERING) Shut up! 86 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,023 Going straight? No. 87 00:05:15,047 --> 00:05:16,725 Go right up the stairs. 88 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:17,926 You're gonna find a little friend 89 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:18,950 on the first landing. 90 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,091 (SCREAMS) 91 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:28,637 Thanks for your help. 92 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:29,672 SUSAN: You're clear to the top. 93 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:30,696 Get moving. 94 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,309 MAN: Oh, my God! The rats can fly! 95 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:35,502 Come on, you guys! 96 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,547 All right, Fine. Stop at the door. 97 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:40,416 You got a guard approaching. I'll tell you when. 98 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,442 Wait for it, Fine. Three... 99 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:45,044 Two, one. Now! 100 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,416 Oh, dear, did I forget to knock? 101 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:58,434 They're clawing at my hair! I can't see! 102 00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,968 What do you mean, you can't see me? 103 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:02,429 I'm good. You've got SUVs approaching. 104 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,040 Go to the dock! 105 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:07,109 Dock. Excellent idea. 106 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,601 Boyanov's boat is at the end. 107 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:13,138 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 108 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:30,833 Uh... No keys, Coop. 109 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:32,367 The panel's on the lower left under the steering wheel. 110 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:33,893 You can hotwire it. 111 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,064 I can't get to the wires! 112 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,844 Okay, then stay down and hold your ears! 113 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,512 How will I hear your beautiful voice? 114 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:43,971 Stop being adorable and get down! 115 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:49,352 Lock on coordinates 43.16547... 116 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,521 27.94654... 117 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:52,646 and fire, now. 118 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:08,938 Whoo! 119 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,073 (FINE LAUGHS) 120 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,641 Close one! 121 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,510 Nice drone work, Coop! 122 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:14,711 I could kiss you. 123 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,112 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 124 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:20,049 Well, I would accept that with an open mouth. 125 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,486 (LAUGHS) Soon as I'm back, dinner is on me. 126 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,554 Great work, Coop. 127 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,422 Hey, pick up my dry cleaning for me, would you? 128 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,091 Also, get my car. 129 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,626 Oh, sure. No problem. 130 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,260 Oh, and I have to fire my gardener. 131 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,562 He keeps running over 132 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:33,830 the sprinkler heads with the mower. 133 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,264 Can you cut him loose for me? 134 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,134 Um... Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure. 135 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,793 You kidding? I'd love it! 136 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,971 You're the best. 137 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,239 Smell you later, pal. 138 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,866 God. Poor Jaime. 139 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:50,213 The thing is, Jaime, that... 140 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,237 Uh... 141 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:52,782 Oh! 142 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,618 These are your children? 143 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:55,685 Your children, here? 144 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:56,953 Yeah, I have children. 145 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,146 I just have to cover those eyes. 146 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,492 They're looking right at me. Um... 147 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,260 Please, don't fire me. 148 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:05,595 No. Jaime, I would never. 149 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,821 This is more of a review. 150 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:09,766 (HUMMING) 151 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:10,934 Oh. 152 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,268 Jaime. 153 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,469 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 154 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,562 Yes. 155 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,899 ♪ The lawnmower ♪ 156 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,134 (BOTH VOCALIZING) 157 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:23,537 Right to that lawnmower. 158 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,678 (JAIME SINGING IN SPANISH) 159 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,848 You're a killer, Susan. 160 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,685 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 161 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:50,964 ♪ The heart is a hunter ♪ 162 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:56,103 ♪ And hard as a stone ♪ 163 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:02,109 ♪ Cold blood in the chamber ♪ 164 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:08,782 ♪ Bullets and bone ♪ 165 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:15,823 Into the night you will fall. 166 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:22,763 Where there's no wrong or right. 167 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,233 ♪ Rough justice for all ♪ 168 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:36,644 ♪ Love is powering lust ♪ 169 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,783 You may find my smile deceitful. 170 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:47,363 ♪ But after it all ♪ 171 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:50,257 ♪ Who else can you trust? ♪ 172 00:09:56,764 --> 00:10:01,168 ♪ Who else can you trust? ♪ 173 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,222 (FINE AND WAITER SPEAKING FRENCH) 174 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:22,789 Ah! 175 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,062 These look delicious. 176 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,115 I don't wanna be critical, but this is very chewy. 177 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,208 Coop. You're eating a hand towel. 178 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,662 Just cleansing my palette. (CHUCKLES) 179 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,931 Jeez. You had to take me to such a dump? 180 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,466 (LAUGHS) Come on, cheapskate! 181 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,530 Burger King was booked up. 182 00:10:58,859 --> 00:10:59,859 Ha! 183 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:04,107 Sorry. I'm having dinner with Gallagher over here. 184 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,131 Guard your fruit! 185 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,912 You could. You're funny. Your timing is perfect. 186 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,071 Never as funny as you, Super Cooper. 187 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,984 To another successful mission. 188 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,219 Go team. 189 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,344 (WHISPERS) Go team. 190 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,047 Hey, I've been thinking. 191 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,858 Yeah. 192 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,260 I couldn't do what I do without you. 193 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,729 And I've been thinking 194 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,663 about doing something special for you... 195 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,756 So... 196 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,292 Good gravy, Fine. 197 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,674 Oh. That's... 198 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,233 It's a crazy cupcake! 199 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,679 You love cakes. Well... 200 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,314 I'm not a big cake... 201 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,717 I make cakes. Yes. I see the connection. 202 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,485 Now you can wear a cake. 203 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,712 How did you know I don't care for traditional jewelry? 204 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,892 I can't seem to stop looking at it... 205 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,627 and it can't stop looking at me. 206 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,029 Imagine how awkward it would've been 207 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,922 if it'd been a diamond ring or something. 208 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:06,069 Ooh... Not a diamond ring! No! 209 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,271 I would've had to say, "I don't want to marry you!" 210 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,031 I don't want your muscly arms and hands... 211 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,611 rubbing my back with Nivea for the rest of my life. 212 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,047 And our three kids run in, you know... 213 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,916 Karen, Tommy and Billy... 214 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,450 and we'd say, "Get out of here!" 215 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,020 And they'd just all have that beautiful jaw... 216 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,622 and sky-blue eyes, and a full mouth. I mean... 217 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,191 no, thank you. 218 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,393 I'll just, you know, I'll just... 219 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,896 Can you give me a little jewelry I can actually wear? 220 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,087 Not gonna wear it? 221 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,401 Yes. Yeah. I was just saving it. 222 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,903 Put it on! 223 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,437 Look at that. Wow, that's a... 224 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,339 That is an adjustable toggle. Adjustable toggle. 225 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,475 You don't see that with a lot of jewelry. 226 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,011 It's so you. Is it? 227 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,302 Wow, perfect. (LAUGHS) 228 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,849 Oh... Somebody's jealous. 229 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,418 Seriously, I couldn't do what I do without you, 230 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,886 in my earpiece. 231 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,111 I could never do what you do. 232 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,980 Can you imagine me as a spy? 233 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,491 Oh, my God. 234 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,759 Out in the field. Yeah. 235 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,661 With a gun! What? 236 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,955 "Hi, terrorists. Oh, golly!" 237 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,834 "Oh, I shot myself! Whoops!" 238 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,902 "I meant to shoot you, not me!" 239 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,137 That's probably what I'd say. 240 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,405 "Hey, terrorists, you better watch out," 241 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,141 "or I'll make you a chocolate cake." 242 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,525 "Do you like chocolate? Well, then I'll make you a vanilla." 243 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,547 They would never let me be a spy. 244 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,715 I can't even dress like a spy. 245 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,684 Look at you and your tailored... 246 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,719 Everything is cut right. 247 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,422 And mine is like a lumpy pumpkin sack dress. 248 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,958 Oh, come... 249 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,525 It doesn't even have a label. Does not have a label. 250 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,526 I think my mom made it. 251 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,062 No, stop. 252 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,696 I should get on my hands and knees and start scooping. 253 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,231 Good God. Go easy on yourself. 254 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,399 Okay. 255 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,101 We're a perfect team. That's why we work. 256 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,125 Yeah. 257 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,327 Come here. 258 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,007 Come here. Close. 259 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,399 (SILVERWARE CLATTERING) 260 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,578 I think you're getting pinkeye. 261 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,246 What? No. 262 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,848 Right there. No, that's not... 263 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,017 Did you wipe your eye after you cleaned out the cat box? 264 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,041 I don't have cats. 265 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,752 Why did I think that? 266 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,054 I don't know. 267 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,014 You should get some. They're good company. 268 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,731 ELAINE: We've intercepted chatter... 269 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,666 that the weapon is still being offered to the highest bidder. 270 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,169 Someone other than Boyanov knows where that nuke is. 271 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,938 It's probably his daughter, Rayna. 272 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,140 She's really the only person he's trusted. 273 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,808 Jesus, Cooper, do you have pinkeye? 274 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,510 Go home. You're going to infect everybody. 275 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,145 Told you. 276 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,280 No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am. 277 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,183 It's just I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction. 278 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,751 Well, I'm allergic to disgusting 279 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,786 childhood illnesses, so stay away from me. 280 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,722 Sorry. Anyway, you're right. 281 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,224 After Boyanov's death, 282 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,427 Rayna went to a safety deposit box at a DSK bank in Varna. 283 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,728 The chatter picked up later that night. 284 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,762 What do we know about her? 285 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:47,786 I can pull up her file. 286 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,699 Oh, that's stuck. 287 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,225 It's just a little warm in here. 288 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,771 Pull up my file... Jesus! Not my keyboard 289 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,907 with your pinkeye-infected fingers! 290 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,175 Why don't you just cry directly 291 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,910 into my mouth while you're at it? 292 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,878 It really is just an allergic reaction... 293 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,747 Sit down. I'll do it. 294 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,916 - Okay, I'm gonna go sit down. - ELAINE: Rayna Boyanov. 295 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,484 Majored in international law at Oxford. 296 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,919 Top of her class. 297 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,887 Been living in London for the past 10 years. 298 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,656 We know she has been communicating 299 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,891 with the heads of several terrorist organizations. 300 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,426 Most ominously... 301 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,728 Solsa Dudaev, the al-Qaeda-funded leader 302 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,497 of the Chechen Martyrs' Brigade. 303 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,799 We have compelling evidence that he has the machinery in place 304 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,068 to get that nuke to New York in time 305 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,569 for next week's UN General Assembly. 306 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,803 I'm already packed. 307 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,105 One of our sources was told 308 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,673 she has taken up residence outside of Sofia. 309 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,697 Go get her. 310 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,701 Grab my things, Coop. 311 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,448 Jesus, Cooper, go put on some sunglasses or something. 312 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,684 I feel like you're a Gypsy, cursing me with it. 313 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,152 Yep, I'm on it. 314 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,611 Yeah, that's all good. Oh, Fine? 315 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,656 Hi. Hey, Super Cooper. 316 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,658 Oh! Um... 317 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:54,097 I just was feeling a little weird about... 318 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,499 Oh, yeah? ...Some of the stuff, and I think the intel... 319 00:15:56,523 --> 00:16:00,136 on Rayna's location seems a little too easy. 320 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,705 I just... Something doesn't feel right. 321 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,407 It'll be right when we get Rayna behind bars 322 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,366 and that nuke back in our hands. 323 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,613 Yeah, sure. I just... 324 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,649 I don't know. All my alarm bells are going off with this one. 325 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:18,687 Really? Well, then, it's okay 'cause I have a plan. 326 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,590 You and I gotta stop going on these awful missions. 327 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,026 Run off together. 328 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,317 Do you mean that? 329 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,229 What? 330 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,830 What? 331 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,600 Do I mean that? You got me. You kidder. 332 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,469 You sucker! No. 333 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,396 You should have seen your face! You were like... 334 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,441 (MIMICS STAMMERING) 335 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,705 - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) - (CHUCKLES) 336 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:45,048 Fine, I'm sorry if I... 337 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:48,007 Don't be. God, I admire you. 338 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,854 NANCY: "I admire you"? 339 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,690 Well, did he at least say it in a flirty tone that says... 340 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:58,661 "And because of my admiration, I shall now take my shirt off..." 341 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,896 "and penetrate ye"? No. 342 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,231 The only way he'd invite me to his bedroom 343 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,766 is if he wants me to fix his bed. 344 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,434 I'm so stupid. 345 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,178 Can I just have a sip of your wine? Mmm-hmm. 346 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,594 It's quite buttery. 347 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,974 Wow. Okay, we could order you your own glass. 348 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,609 That was mine! 349 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,478 My life is a disaster. 350 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,679 No, it's not. 351 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,581 I'm 40, I live by myself... 352 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,216 I haven't been in a real relationship 353 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,218 since Jerry left me three years ago. 354 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,019 Well, Jerry was a jackass. 355 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,921 When I gave up teaching to join the CIA, 356 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,290 I thought everything was gonna be different. 357 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,258 I thought I was gonna be this amazing spy. 358 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,094 I'm just the same boring person I was before. 359 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,361 Well, for what it's worth, 360 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,996 I think you're brilliant as you are. 361 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,199 You're exciting. Come on, let's cheer you up. 362 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,525 Okay. My nephew loves this. All right. 363 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,662 Okay. Thanks. Isn't your nephew three? 364 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,674 My God. That's the same face. 365 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,076 Okay, this will be different. Exactly the same face. 366 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,535 This will be different. 367 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,372 Ready? Aah... 368 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,850 That's the exact same thing. 369 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:55,918 How is that the same thing? 370 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,120 There was a little bit of tongue there. 371 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,721 Please stop. That's not cheering me up. 372 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,090 Do you know what? I'm glad you said that to Fine. 373 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,859 I am, because you play it too safe. 374 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:07,086 I still hear my mom's voice... 375 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,333 "Well-behaved women often make history." 376 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,500 Yes, you do know the phrase is... 377 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,470 "Well-behaved women seldom make history"? 378 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,038 Yeah. That's never how she said it. 379 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,107 What were her others? 380 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,176 "Just blend in." "Let somebody else win." 381 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,111 Classic. I got that a lot in high school. 382 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,613 And there was, "Give up on your dream, Susan." 383 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,239 She used to write that in my lunchbox. 384 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:27,983 Oh... 385 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,476 I mean, look, okay? 386 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,755 What's really so different between us 387 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,190 and Karen Walker? 388 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,959 I think literally everything. 389 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,093 No, hang on, no, because you were 390 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,695 just as good as her at the Academy. 391 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,298 She's had more successful missions than even Fine. 392 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,423 Oh, she's the worst. 393 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,370 Look at her. She thinks she's so perfect, doesn't she? 394 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:51,006 "Hi, I'm Karen Walker, super spy." (GIGGLES) 395 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,176 Perfect hair. Perfect face. 396 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,743 She probably cries herself to sleep every night. 397 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,679 I don't think she probably does. She probably does. 398 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,548 And not, like, sort of cute, little tears. 399 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,618 Like, really sort of silent, kind of big. 400 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,819 (SOBBING) 401 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,554 I don't think that's what... 402 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,547 Like a sort of upside down kidney bean. 403 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,092 "This is what I look like when I'm asleep." 404 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,760 Shut up, be quiet. 405 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,824 She won't know who we are. She's so full of herself. 406 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,964 Hi. Hey, Nancy. Hi, Susan. 407 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:16,988 BOTH: Hi! 408 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,337 Look at you two cuties sitting here being all cute. 409 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,629 Aw! (CHUCKLES) 410 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,308 Oh, you. 411 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,875 Can I have an Old Fashioned, please? 412 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,711 The service is really slow. 413 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,280 Super slow. Good luck getting that in the next hour. 414 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,748 Here you go, Miss Walker. Thank you. 415 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,383 Oh. Wow. 416 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,485 Alan and I go way back. I come here all the time. 417 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,321 So do we. Right, Alan? 418 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,289 Hey, Alan. Alan! 419 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,657 Big A, Big A! 420 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,627 Whoo-hoo! Al! We got a whole... 421 00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:45,395 Miss Walker, are these two bothering you? 422 00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:47,063 No, thank you. They're fine. Okay. 423 00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:48,164 SUSAN: Alan! 424 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,633 He's the sweetest. 425 00:19:49,657 --> 00:19:51,134 He totally pretends not to know. It's a game. 426 00:19:51,158 --> 00:19:52,736 NANCY: He's funny. Yeah. 427 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,538 Well, anyway, I'm taking some time off, 428 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:56,139 so I'll see you guys when I get back. 429 00:19:56,163 --> 00:19:57,507 Oh. Where are you going? 430 00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:58,675 Capri. 431 00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,710 Capri. Capri. 432 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:03,213 I believe it's "Cahpri." That's how the locals say it, anyway. 433 00:20:03,237 --> 00:20:04,848 Oh... 434 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,783 I wish I could just stick around here... 435 00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:08,585 curl up with a good book. 436 00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:11,288 But I have a yacht full of friends waiting for me. 437 00:20:11,312 --> 00:20:13,189 Wow. Yachts are the worst. 438 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,425 They seem so glamorous, but... 439 00:20:15,449 --> 00:20:16,560 - They're the worst. - NANCY: Boo, yachts. 440 00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:18,895 Anyhoo, I'll see you guys when I get back, 441 00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:20,129 all freckled and tan. 442 00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:21,153 We're gonna see you. 443 00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:22,966 Bye. Bye! 444 00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:23,990 (BLOWING RASPBERRY) 445 00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:26,236 Oh, sorry. 446 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,295 Susan is ill. 447 00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:29,430 It's her stomach. 448 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,710 Oh, my God. Thank you for that. 449 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,178 Why would you do that? I panicked. 450 00:20:35,202 --> 00:20:36,202 What a great moment. 451 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:38,815 Just look at her. 452 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:40,350 NANCY: I know. That dress. 453 00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:42,185 Look at that confidence. 454 00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,312 You're not even allowed to smoke in here. 455 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,291 I'm gonna go home. 456 00:20:47,315 --> 00:20:48,525 No, come on. 457 00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:49,693 Yes. 458 00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:50,718 Susan. 459 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,296 Feel better. 460 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,021 Thank you. Yeah. 461 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:56,232 Fine, you good? 462 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,302 FINE: Okay, Coop. Just pulling up. 463 00:20:58,326 --> 00:21:00,304 Susan, you're killing it. 464 00:21:00,328 --> 00:21:02,105 Oh, good. It's the chicory. 465 00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:03,129 Yeah. 466 00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,411 Any sign of her in the house? 467 00:21:07,435 --> 00:21:09,379 Heat sensors aren't picking anything up. 468 00:21:09,403 --> 00:21:10,580 There's some kind of interference. 469 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,782 I don't like this, Fine. 470 00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,050 I'm up for the challenge. (COCKS GUN) 471 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:15,576 Let's go in. 472 00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,158 Shoot, there's something wrong with your camera. 473 00:21:22,182 --> 00:21:23,226 Can you switch it out for a new one? 474 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,452 FINE: Too late. 475 00:21:25,052 --> 00:21:26,052 (SUSAN GROANS) 476 00:21:32,393 --> 00:21:34,604 - FINE: No security. - (SCOFFS) 477 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:37,541 Her father would never have left himself this exposed. 478 00:21:37,565 --> 00:21:40,477 Pull back, Fine. This is too easy. 479 00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:41,735 I like things that are easy. 480 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,319 (NECK CRACKING) 481 00:21:49,343 --> 00:21:51,388 Oh, my God, Fine! 482 00:21:51,412 --> 00:21:52,956 I don't know how you do things like that. 483 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,358 Hey. 484 00:21:54,382 --> 00:21:56,125 Who's the finest of them all? 485 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,961 I don't know. 486 00:21:57,985 --> 00:21:59,620 I'm guessing you? 487 00:22:00,287 --> 00:22:01,931 Drop your weapon. 488 00:22:01,955 --> 00:22:03,467 Fine, what's happening? 489 00:22:03,491 --> 00:22:04,968 Let me guess. Whoever is in your ear 490 00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:06,560 wants to know what's happening? 491 00:22:07,628 --> 00:22:09,706 (SOFTLY) He's about to die. 492 00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:11,399 That's what. 493 00:22:15,369 --> 00:22:17,514 An awfully big gun for such a little girl. 494 00:22:17,538 --> 00:22:20,617 Oh, God, don't say stuff like that. 495 00:22:20,641 --> 00:22:22,151 Okay, there's a knife rack directly to your right. 496 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,821 The way she's holding the gun, she's not experienced. 497 00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:27,524 If you duck and lunge, you can get the knife and disarm her. 498 00:22:27,548 --> 00:22:29,868 Did someone just suggest that you grab one of those knives? 499 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:32,796 No, no, no! 500 00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:33,820 Damn it! 501 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:35,087 Fine! 502 00:22:36,323 --> 00:22:37,958 Can they see me right now? 503 00:22:39,493 --> 00:22:40,933 Let me adjust the angle a little bit. 504 00:22:41,495 --> 00:22:42,696 - (GUNSHOT) - (GASPS) 505 00:22:46,934 --> 00:22:48,402 Oh, my God, Fine. 506 00:22:50,438 --> 00:22:53,917 His name was Bradley Fine. He worked for the CIA. 507 00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:55,685 Other top agents include 508 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:58,388 Matthew Wright, Timothy Cress... 509 00:22:58,412 --> 00:23:01,290 Rick Ford and Karen Walker. 510 00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:03,627 Come on, Fine. Come on. 511 00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:07,564 I know who all your active agents are. 512 00:23:07,588 --> 00:23:11,134 So, unless you'd like the body count to grow... 513 00:23:11,158 --> 00:23:13,694 I suggest you stay far away from me. 514 00:23:14,695 --> 00:23:16,406 Now grab some tissues, 515 00:23:16,430 --> 00:23:18,675 because shit's about to get real sad. 516 00:23:18,699 --> 00:23:19,699 - FINE: No, no... - (GUNSHOT) 517 00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:25,606 Oh, my God, Fine. 518 00:23:26,173 --> 00:23:28,785 As Deputy Director... 519 00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:32,221 I have never had a more difficult duty... 520 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:36,259 than to bid farewell to colleagues taken from us. 521 00:23:36,283 --> 00:23:39,429 From Dover, to the family services... 522 00:23:39,453 --> 00:23:41,631 to memorials like these... 523 00:23:41,655 --> 00:23:42,999 it's tough to say goodbye. 524 00:23:43,023 --> 00:23:45,569 There's nothing you could have done, Susan. 525 00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:49,706 Bradley Fine was more than just a coworker and a friend. 526 00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:51,575 He was part of our family. 527 00:23:51,599 --> 00:23:53,877 And as family, even knowing that the universe 528 00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:56,813 has a plan for each human life... 529 00:23:56,837 --> 00:23:58,482 it's hard to accept the sudden loss 530 00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:01,475 of such a good and decent person. 531 00:24:04,211 --> 00:24:06,623 SUSAN: (ON TAPE) Okay, there's a knife rack directly to your right. 532 00:24:06,647 --> 00:24:09,425 Susan, I got your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov. 533 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,995 I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now... 534 00:24:12,019 --> 00:24:15,188 but please refrain from using the term "thundercunt." 535 00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:18,502 Oh, my God. I didn't realize I wrote that. 536 00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:19,927 I'm sorry. 537 00:24:29,002 --> 00:24:30,313 Nancy, I'm sending you a photo. 538 00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:31,715 It's in pretty bad shape. 539 00:24:31,739 --> 00:24:33,073 Can you enhance it? Mm-hmm. 540 00:24:42,215 --> 00:24:43,584 Paris? 541 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:48,064 How the fuck did this twat find out our fucking names? 542 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:49,533 We don't know. 543 00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:51,835 And dial it way back with the "T" word, Ford. 544 00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:54,270 You're not immune from the HR department. Grow up. 545 00:24:54,294 --> 00:24:56,339 And "twat" means something completely different in England. 546 00:24:56,363 --> 00:24:58,074 Here it means a vagina. 547 00:24:58,098 --> 00:25:00,677 Anyway, obviously we're talking about a mole. 548 00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:02,211 It could be a mole, they could have hacked our system. 549 00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:03,279 It's anyone's guess. 550 00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:05,749 The bottom line is Rayna Boyanov is about to sell... 551 00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:07,684 a small-scale tactical nuclear weapon 552 00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:09,218 to a terrorist organization... 553 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:11,888 and we don't know where she or the bomb is. 554 00:25:11,912 --> 00:25:14,281 Fortunately, our analyst Susan Cooper found a lead. 555 00:25:15,716 --> 00:25:17,961 Rayna had the number of Sergio De Luca... 556 00:25:17,985 --> 00:25:19,696 and we've long suspected De Luca 557 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,632 of working as an intermediary with terrorist groups. 558 00:25:22,656 --> 00:25:24,934 Rayna may be using him to find buyers for the nuke. 559 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,604 The number was to an office he keeps in Paris. 560 00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:29,438 I told you to send me in there instead of Fine, 561 00:25:29,462 --> 00:25:30,840 and you didn't. 562 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,609 And now Fine is dead. I'm going the fuck in. 563 00:25:32,633 --> 00:25:34,177 You can't. 564 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:36,112 We need someone to follow De Luca without being detected... 565 00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:38,247 and that will hopefully take us to Rayna... 566 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:39,773 but it can't be any of you. 567 00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:42,819 Here's what we do... 568 00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:46,322 I go into the Face-Off machine, get a whole new face. 569 00:25:46,346 --> 00:25:48,524 I turn up, they never know it's me. 570 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:49,693 Do you have quarters? Because it costs 50 cents. 571 00:25:49,717 --> 00:25:51,294 What, I gotta pay? 572 00:25:51,318 --> 00:25:53,396 No, because it doesn't exist. 573 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:54,964 Yes, it does! 574 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:58,602 I heard Cress and Wright talking about it in the shitter. 575 00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:00,436 I'm pretty sure they were pulling your leg. 576 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:02,538 You pair of fucking vaginas. 577 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:04,808 Seriously, you've got to cut that out. 578 00:26:04,832 --> 00:26:07,476 Jesus. Look, one of us has to go in. 579 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,145 Doesn't matter if we've been exposed. 580 00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:10,847 We've all gone deep before, 581 00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:12,749 and we've always gotten our guy. 582 00:26:12,773 --> 00:26:15,184 Guys, this is more than just a kill mission. 583 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:17,821 We can get Rayna, De Luca, and some top terrorist leadership... 584 00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:20,056 and get the weapon back if we do this right. 585 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,725 We just need someone who can shadow them 586 00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:23,727 without attracting attention. 587 00:26:23,751 --> 00:26:24,694 We need someone invisible. 588 00:26:24,718 --> 00:26:25,962 I'll do it. 589 00:26:25,986 --> 00:26:28,197 Okay, thanks, lunch lady. 590 00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:29,498 I'm serious. 591 00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:31,534 I have never been out in the field. 592 00:26:31,558 --> 00:26:33,970 Exactly. Stupid fucking idea. 593 00:26:33,994 --> 00:26:36,505 My point is that it's highly doubtful 594 00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:38,207 that I've ever been exposed. 595 00:26:38,231 --> 00:26:40,143 But you worked with Fine. 596 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:41,244 They may have a record of you, too. 597 00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,846 SUSAN: Possibly. 598 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:45,715 But the odds of them knowing my face are very low. 599 00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:47,717 Miss Crocker, I would really like to do this. 600 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:49,452 For Fine. 601 00:26:49,476 --> 00:26:51,879 What are you gonna do? Bring one of your cats as a sidekick? 602 00:26:52,713 --> 00:26:54,157 I don't have any cats! 603 00:26:54,181 --> 00:26:56,817 You're not seriously considering this, are you? 604 00:26:57,417 --> 00:26:59,062 Look here, Betty... 605 00:26:59,086 --> 00:27:00,764 Ford, if you call me Betty Crocker, 606 00:27:00,788 --> 00:27:02,632 I will rip your fucking heart out of your chest. 607 00:27:02,656 --> 00:27:04,668 Not only did I become a citizen 608 00:27:04,692 --> 00:27:07,370 and take a vow to protect this country... 609 00:27:07,394 --> 00:27:11,708 I also took a vow to avenge my fallen comrades. We all fucking did. 610 00:27:11,732 --> 00:27:14,310 No, we didn't. Not me. 611 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:17,446 I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it. 612 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:20,583 I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit. 613 00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:22,886 If you think I'm gonna sit by 614 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:24,553 and let you send in a fucking secretary... 615 00:27:24,577 --> 00:27:26,589 to do my work... 616 00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:28,191 you might as well accept my resignation now. 617 00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:29,759 If I can jump in, 618 00:27:29,783 --> 00:27:32,652 I am technically, uh, classified as an agent. 619 00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:34,898 Look... 620 00:27:34,922 --> 00:27:36,833 SUSAN: Full agent. So... 621 00:27:36,857 --> 00:27:39,326 agent, agent, agent, I'm an agent. 622 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,905 Are you considering this? 623 00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:44,507 For your safety, and the safety of those around this table... 624 00:27:44,531 --> 00:27:46,242 I am considering it. 625 00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:48,335 Then consider this, I quit. 626 00:27:51,739 --> 00:27:53,149 And I know there's a fucking Face-Off machine. 627 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,208 You're just keeping it secret from me. 628 00:27:56,209 --> 00:27:57,854 Okay. 629 00:27:57,878 --> 00:27:59,518 That hasn't happened before. (DOOR CLOSES) 630 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,816 It is quite a lovely office. 631 00:28:03,616 --> 00:28:04,852 What's your deal, Cooper? 632 00:28:05,318 --> 00:28:06,462 What do you mean? 633 00:28:06,486 --> 00:28:08,297 You got a fiery side? 634 00:28:08,321 --> 00:28:11,567 I really did, in that report, mean to write "cunning." 635 00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:13,002 I've been going over your files. 636 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:15,204 You were top of your class at the Academy, 637 00:28:15,228 --> 00:28:16,639 in all computer and support skills. 638 00:28:16,663 --> 00:28:17,807 No surprise there. 639 00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:19,709 But you have a certain... 640 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:21,911 tame demeanor around the office, 641 00:28:21,935 --> 00:28:23,546 that says you've never even held a gun. 642 00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:26,449 So imagine my surprise... 643 00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:28,513 when I saw footage from this drill back at The Farm. 644 00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:34,891 SUSAN: Is that... I can't even... 645 00:28:34,915 --> 00:28:36,125 Is that me? I can't really... (GUN CLICKING) 646 00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:37,389 SUSAN: (ON COMPUTER) Stupid gun! 647 00:28:38,786 --> 00:28:40,253 Somebody definitely sped this up. 648 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:42,890 Ooh! Camera angle and stuff make... 649 00:28:43,423 --> 00:28:45,001 (YELLING) 650 00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:46,469 Cooper, Cooper, stop! Jesus Christ, what are you... 651 00:28:46,493 --> 00:28:47,837 Ouch. 652 00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:49,262 Out of context, that's... 653 00:28:50,297 --> 00:28:52,441 I must have watched this 15 times now... 654 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:54,110 because what the fuck? 655 00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:55,945 I almost put it up on YouTube. 656 00:28:55,969 --> 00:29:00,116 I was, to say the least, uncomfortable with the event. 657 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:02,118 But I would also like to say, it was over 10 years ago. 658 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,419 The instructor was not harmed. 659 00:29:03,443 --> 00:29:05,654 Fine was your mentor, right? 660 00:29:05,678 --> 00:29:07,123 Yes. 661 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:10,059 Why did you not become a field agent? 662 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:11,560 Well, we're such a great fit and a great team. 663 00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,396 Fine made some great points. 664 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:16,332 Maybe I match better with, just staying... 665 00:29:16,356 --> 00:29:17,967 In his ear. Well... 666 00:29:17,991 --> 00:29:19,468 Yeah, he sniped you. 667 00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:21,470 All the top agents used to do that before I got here. 668 00:29:21,494 --> 00:29:23,263 I really thought he made some great points. 669 00:29:24,231 --> 00:29:26,075 Women. 670 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:27,576 All right, have you had any field training since then? 671 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,611 10 years is a long time. 672 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:30,279 No, ma'am. 673 00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:32,916 Normally, I would send you back to The Farm, but there's no time... 674 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,251 and I can't take a chance of anyone leaking your name. 675 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:37,110 (LAUGHING) Am I going? 676 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:38,721 You're going. 677 00:29:38,745 --> 00:29:41,224 Okay. Jeez. Sorry. 678 00:29:41,248 --> 00:29:45,018 But it's a track and report mission only. 679 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,729 Got it. 680 00:29:46,753 --> 00:29:47,931 We'll be giving you a new identity. 681 00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:49,698 You'll no longer be Susan Cooper. 682 00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:51,901 I had a few ideas for that. Your new name... 683 00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:53,536 I was just spitballing and I thought... 684 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,638 Seraphina, Maddox, Gisele... 685 00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:57,306 Carol Jenkins. 686 00:29:57,330 --> 00:29:58,607 Carol Jenkins. 687 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,309 If I may, ma'am, 688 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:03,446 there was a 13-year-old girl named Carol... 689 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:05,581 that used to kind of take me around the neighborhood... 690 00:30:05,605 --> 00:30:07,216 and use my braid as a dog leash... 691 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,352 and make me beg for biscuits... 692 00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:10,987 Carol Jenkins. 693 00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:13,389 Yes. Carol Jenkins, huh? 694 00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:15,892 Carol Jenkins is a single mother of four... 695 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:18,061 temporarily relocated from Delaware 696 00:30:18,085 --> 00:30:19,896 to increase sales for a software company. 697 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,831 Okay, that is... 698 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,356 a different occup... 699 00:30:25,058 --> 00:30:27,336 Is there a problem? No. 700 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,160 I was just wondering if this was my family, or if I had taken hostages. 701 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:32,708 I'm just not sure... 702 00:30:32,732 --> 00:30:35,011 how De Luca is gonna take me seriously if I look like this. 703 00:30:35,035 --> 00:30:37,046 De Luca is not going to take you anything. 704 00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:38,214 In case you did not hear me... 705 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:39,615 you are not to make direct contact 706 00:30:39,639 --> 00:30:41,317 with any of the targets. 707 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:43,786 Track and report. 708 00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:45,354 We're setting you up in a surveillance office 709 00:30:45,378 --> 00:30:46,990 across the street from De Luca's. 710 00:30:47,014 --> 00:30:48,524 You'll be tapped into the same telecom trunk... 711 00:30:48,548 --> 00:30:51,027 and have access to voice and data coming into his office... 712 00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:52,251 and that is as sexy as it gets. 713 00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:54,030 One mistake, 714 00:30:54,054 --> 00:30:56,399 and we've got a nuclear bomb in the hands of terrorists. 715 00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:57,366 Do you understand? 716 00:30:57,390 --> 00:30:58,868 Yes. 717 00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:00,892 Go see Patrick. He's got special equipment for you. 718 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:07,576 Oh, my God. 719 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,969 What are you doing? 720 00:31:11,404 --> 00:31:12,949 Did you come up with your spy name yet? 721 00:31:12,973 --> 00:31:15,418 Mine would be "Amber Valentine." 722 00:31:15,442 --> 00:31:17,420 That sounds like you're an adult film star. 723 00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:19,188 No, I did the spy name formula. 724 00:31:19,212 --> 00:31:20,489 "Amber" was the name of my first pet, 725 00:31:20,513 --> 00:31:21,958 and I grew up on Valentine Street. 726 00:31:21,982 --> 00:31:23,826 That's how you come up with your porn name. 727 00:31:23,850 --> 00:31:25,761 I thought it was your spy name! No! 728 00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:27,130 What would yours be? 729 00:31:27,154 --> 00:31:29,656 "Meatball Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard." 730 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:31,624 Yeah. Wow. 731 00:31:33,493 --> 00:31:35,228 Oh, my God. 732 00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:37,606 This is so exciting! 733 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:38,774 (LAUGHS) 734 00:31:38,798 --> 00:31:39,909 You're a spy! 735 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:41,210 I know! I know! 736 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,345 Oh, my God! 737 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:43,646 You're gonna get one of those! 738 00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:44,972 SUSAN: No, I'm not! 739 00:31:45,672 --> 00:31:47,283 Look at that! 740 00:31:47,307 --> 00:31:49,152 NANCY: That looks high-tech. 741 00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:50,643 It's like the future. 742 00:31:52,045 --> 00:31:53,222 Patrick. Susan. 743 00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:55,124 Hey, Patrick. Yes. 744 00:31:55,148 --> 00:31:57,193 I was given specific instructions by Elaine 745 00:31:57,217 --> 00:31:58,417 to tailor these gadgets to you. 746 00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:00,763 - SUSAN: Wow. - NANCY: Wow, look at that watch. 747 00:32:00,787 --> 00:32:01,830 These are not yours. 748 00:32:01,854 --> 00:32:02,990 Oh. 749 00:32:06,526 --> 00:32:08,137 Is that a rape whistle? 750 00:32:08,161 --> 00:32:10,439 Elaine wanted you to only be carrying items 751 00:32:10,463 --> 00:32:13,476 a single woman travelling through Europe would have. 752 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,044 But she could get that at any pharmacy. 753 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:16,912 Not this whistle. 754 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:18,314 When you blow through this whistle, 755 00:32:18,338 --> 00:32:20,183 a small, poisonous dart flies out... 756 00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:22,151 neutralizing your target. 757 00:32:22,175 --> 00:32:25,054 Also, it needs your fingerprints on it to work. 758 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:26,889 That is really neat! Stop it, that's amazing. 759 00:32:26,913 --> 00:32:29,192 That is really super cool! I love that! 760 00:32:29,216 --> 00:32:31,096 This anti-fungal spray can freeze and disable... 761 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,320 any security system. 762 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,531 Wow. 763 00:32:35,555 --> 00:32:37,666 That is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe. 764 00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:39,302 It's also a pepper spray. 765 00:32:39,326 --> 00:32:41,570 Why not just make it look like pepper spray? 766 00:32:41,594 --> 00:32:43,439 That's a pretty good idea. 767 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:44,607 Well, next time. 768 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,042 I can wait, 769 00:32:46,066 --> 00:32:48,144 if you want to print up a new label. 770 00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:50,813 No, I'd have to turn the printer on again. 771 00:32:50,837 --> 00:32:51,837 I don't really want to. 772 00:32:52,573 --> 00:32:54,484 Each of these are filled with chloroform. 773 00:32:54,508 --> 00:32:58,088 Wow, that is an unsettling amount of hemorrhoid wipes. 774 00:32:58,112 --> 00:32:59,856 Makes me kind of wonder... 775 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,259 what, exactly, is going on back there. 776 00:33:02,283 --> 00:33:03,727 I wouldn't know. I don't have that problem. 777 00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:05,229 I don't have that problem. 778 00:33:05,253 --> 00:33:07,064 If you ever feel like you have been poisoned... 779 00:33:07,088 --> 00:33:08,589 chew one of these. 780 00:33:13,394 --> 00:33:15,629 Have I done something to you to upset you? 781 00:33:17,231 --> 00:33:19,509 Because this is a peculiar theme. 782 00:33:19,533 --> 00:33:22,679 Finally, every agent gets a night vision scope... 783 00:33:22,703 --> 00:33:24,314 hidden in their watch. 784 00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:26,783 I have heard about this. I've been looking... 785 00:33:26,807 --> 00:33:28,352 Oh. Who's that? 786 00:33:28,376 --> 00:33:30,278 That is Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey. 787 00:33:30,711 --> 00:33:32,146 From Beaches. 788 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:36,326 How much am I supposed to like Beaches? 789 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:38,628 I would imagine a lot, if you have the watch. 790 00:33:38,652 --> 00:33:40,430 - Hey, Pat, I'm flying! - PATRICK: Anthony! 791 00:33:40,454 --> 00:33:42,099 Don't wear out the battery on that. 792 00:33:42,123 --> 00:33:43,800 Am I getting that? 793 00:33:43,824 --> 00:33:45,869 No, you're not gonna get that. 794 00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:48,093 I've already packed your bags. Hurry up and get dressed. 795 00:33:48,829 --> 00:33:51,508 Carol Jenkins has to get to the airport immediately. 796 00:33:51,532 --> 00:33:52,942 And may I say... 797 00:33:52,966 --> 00:33:53,943 I think it's very brave of you to sacrifice 798 00:33:53,967 --> 00:33:55,512 your life for your country. 799 00:33:55,536 --> 00:33:57,705 I'm not sacrifi... I'm coming back. 800 00:33:58,372 --> 00:34:00,284 Let's see. 801 00:34:00,308 --> 00:34:03,087 Hey, Pat! I'm gonna totally crop dust these guys. 802 00:34:03,111 --> 00:34:04,321 Way to go, Anthony. 803 00:34:04,345 --> 00:34:06,290 (FARTS) Oh, just pardon me. 804 00:34:06,314 --> 00:34:07,315 (FARTS AGAIN) Oh, God. I think I shit my pants. 805 00:34:08,116 --> 00:34:09,517 (SEXY POP MUSIC PLAYING) 806 00:34:18,959 --> 00:34:21,037 You look amazing, Susan. 807 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:23,364 I look like someone's homophobic aunt. 808 00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:30,314 SUSAN: Wow. 809 00:34:30,338 --> 00:34:32,140 Hotel Modiere, please. 810 00:34:32,773 --> 00:34:33,773 (GASPS) 811 00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:35,752 This is so exciting. 812 00:34:35,776 --> 00:34:36,776 Ooh. 813 00:34:37,778 --> 00:34:38,779 The Louvre. 814 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,191 Wow. 815 00:34:41,215 --> 00:34:42,859 That's a beautiful hotel. 816 00:34:42,883 --> 00:34:44,228 Not that one? 817 00:34:44,252 --> 00:34:45,829 I hope it's that. Is it that one? 818 00:34:45,853 --> 00:34:48,898 Nope. Oh... Maybe next time. 819 00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:52,393 I think we're getting into a little dicier of an area. 820 00:34:54,728 --> 00:34:55,928 Ooh. That's a little unsavory. 821 00:34:56,697 --> 00:34:59,643 I think we can probably go back towards... 822 00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:00,667 my hotel. 823 00:35:01,202 --> 00:35:02,712 No, no, no. 824 00:35:02,736 --> 00:35:05,182 No, this... 825 00:35:05,206 --> 00:35:09,377 I don't believe this could be the Hotel Modiere. 826 00:35:11,745 --> 00:35:13,314 This is. Yes, it is. 827 00:35:14,014 --> 00:35:15,125 (GLASS SHATTERING) 828 00:35:15,149 --> 00:35:16,317 (SIRENS WAILING) 829 00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:24,668 (WOMAN YELLING) 830 00:35:24,692 --> 00:35:25,692 (DOG BARKING) 831 00:35:29,597 --> 00:35:31,131 (WOMAN SOBBING) 832 00:35:31,899 --> 00:35:33,133 (MAN LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 833 00:35:38,706 --> 00:35:39,840 Oh, man. 834 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,722 Keep it together, Susan, okay? 835 00:35:55,656 --> 00:35:56,900 Nancy? (GASPS) 836 00:35:56,924 --> 00:35:58,067 Please tell me you can hear me. 837 00:35:58,091 --> 00:35:59,135 I'm here. I've got you. 838 00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:00,670 Okay. 839 00:36:00,694 --> 00:36:01,971 You'll be pleased to hear the bats have officially gone. 840 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,140 We are now vermin free. 841 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,775 Did you get your gun, Carol? 842 00:36:05,799 --> 00:36:07,877 Yes, and don't call me that. 843 00:36:07,901 --> 00:36:11,648 Oh, my God. Cripes. I think I'm having a heart attack. 844 00:36:11,672 --> 00:36:14,584 I can't do this, Nancy. Fine was the real spy, not me! 845 00:36:14,608 --> 00:36:15,952 Don't worry. 846 00:36:15,976 --> 00:36:17,654 I'm here for you, okay? Everything is gonna be fine. 847 00:36:17,678 --> 00:36:19,489 I'm gonna talk you through this, all right? 848 00:36:19,513 --> 00:36:21,233 Put your camera in. I want to see your room. 849 00:36:22,115 --> 00:36:24,861 No, you don't. It's that bad. 850 00:36:24,885 --> 00:36:26,787 Martha Stewart had a breakdown, kind of feel. 851 00:36:27,721 --> 00:36:29,699 NANCY: Oh. Wow. 852 00:36:29,723 --> 00:36:32,068 Looks like they put you up in The Shitz-Carlton. 853 00:36:32,092 --> 00:36:33,703 Try and get some sleep... 854 00:36:33,727 --> 00:36:35,739 and we'll get started first thing in the morning. 855 00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:38,442 I don't know what I'm gonna do when I see that Rayna woman. 856 00:36:38,466 --> 00:36:39,943 I want her dead for what she did to Fine. 857 00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:42,312 Okay. Deep breaths. 858 00:36:42,336 --> 00:36:44,981 Listen to me. You're not gonna get anywhere near her... 859 00:36:45,005 --> 00:36:46,340 so there's nothing to worry about. 860 00:36:47,308 --> 00:36:49,085 Oh, God. Really? 861 00:36:49,109 --> 00:36:50,344 Guys... 862 00:36:51,011 --> 00:36:52,856 there's a mouse on my tits. 863 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,524 I think you're safer there. 864 00:36:54,548 --> 00:36:56,617 All right. Good night. Night. 865 00:36:59,787 --> 00:37:00,787 Ah! 866 00:37:10,431 --> 00:37:13,009 You got this, Susan. Okay. 867 00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:14,702 You're a warrior. 868 00:37:15,503 --> 00:37:18,748 You're a weapon. Okay? 869 00:37:18,772 --> 00:37:20,517 - This is no sweat. - FORD: Looks like you're sweating to me. 870 00:37:20,541 --> 00:37:21,642 Jesus! 871 00:37:24,144 --> 00:37:25,889 What are you doing in my room? 872 00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:27,957 What, how did I get into this shit-box hotel room? 873 00:37:27,981 --> 00:37:29,459 Because I'm a real spy. 874 00:37:29,483 --> 00:37:30,827 I thought you quit. 875 00:37:30,851 --> 00:37:33,062 We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb... 876 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:36,065 and they send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife. 877 00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:38,368 Did you forget? I am undercover, 878 00:37:38,392 --> 00:37:40,103 because you're not supposed to be here. 879 00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:42,772 I make a habit of doing things that people say I can't do. 880 00:37:42,796 --> 00:37:44,207 Walk through fire... 881 00:37:44,231 --> 00:37:45,742 water-ski blindfolded... 882 00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:47,611 take up piano at a late age... 883 00:37:47,635 --> 00:37:49,613 and I'm gonna take down De Luca 884 00:37:49,637 --> 00:37:51,180 and Rayna and Dudaev... 885 00:37:51,204 --> 00:37:52,482 and I'm gonna get that bomb back. 886 00:37:52,506 --> 00:37:54,318 Why do you even care what I do? 887 00:37:54,342 --> 00:37:56,386 You really think you're ready for the field? 888 00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:58,555 I once used defibrillators on myself. 889 00:37:58,579 --> 00:38:01,491 I've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eye. 890 00:38:01,515 --> 00:38:04,294 I've jumped from a high-rise building... 891 00:38:04,318 --> 00:38:06,996 using only a raincoat as a parachute... 892 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:08,398 and broke both legs upon landing. 893 00:38:08,422 --> 00:38:10,400 And I still had to pretend 894 00:38:10,424 --> 00:38:12,769 I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! 895 00:38:12,793 --> 00:38:14,571 I've swallowed enough microchips 896 00:38:14,595 --> 00:38:15,972 and shit them back out again... 897 00:38:15,996 --> 00:38:17,441 to make a computer. 898 00:38:17,465 --> 00:38:20,109 This arm has been ripped off completely... 899 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:22,546 and reattached with this fucking arm. 900 00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:24,981 I don't know that that's possible. 901 00:38:25,005 --> 00:38:26,282 I mean, medically. 902 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:29,118 During the threat of an assassination attempt... 903 00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:31,788 I appeared, convincingly, in front of Congress... 904 00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:32,846 as Barack Obama. 905 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,325 In blackface? 906 00:38:35,349 --> 00:38:37,293 That's not appropriate. 907 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:41,030 I watched the couple that raised me explode in a van. 908 00:38:41,054 --> 00:38:43,867 I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane... 909 00:38:43,891 --> 00:38:45,926 and hit by another plane, midair. 910 00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:48,304 I drove a car off a freeway... 911 00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:50,507 on top of a train... 912 00:38:50,531 --> 00:38:51,708 while I was on fire. 913 00:38:51,732 --> 00:38:53,377 Not the car. 914 00:38:53,401 --> 00:38:55,078 I was on fire. 915 00:38:55,102 --> 00:38:56,470 Jesus, you're intense. 916 00:38:59,106 --> 00:39:00,517 I took this from your minibar. 917 00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:01,942 Well, that's not right. 918 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:10,427 You're gonna ruin this mission. 919 00:39:10,451 --> 00:39:12,720 No, you're gonna ruin this mission! 920 00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:14,664 No. 921 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:15,856 You are. 922 00:39:17,057 --> 00:39:18,559 No, you're going to! 923 00:39:19,927 --> 00:39:22,171 You, times infinity. 924 00:39:22,195 --> 00:39:23,640 Aw... 925 00:39:23,664 --> 00:39:25,699 Could this hotel be more murder-y? 926 00:39:26,299 --> 00:39:27,435 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 927 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:37,020 Okay, so my office is in here... 928 00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:38,522 which means that De Luca 929 00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:40,781 is right across the street at 39... 930 00:39:44,752 --> 00:39:47,697 Oh, God. Tell me that's not De Luca's building? 931 00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:49,733 De Luca must have known we were coming. 932 00:39:49,757 --> 00:39:51,468 What am I supposed to do now? 933 00:39:51,492 --> 00:39:53,069 Okay, don't panic. 934 00:39:53,093 --> 00:39:55,496 Lemonade out of lemons. Stay focused. We can do this. 935 00:39:57,364 --> 00:39:58,666 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 936 00:40:24,057 --> 00:40:25,268 Okay, I've got it. 937 00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:27,612 I'll run it through the system. It will take a few minutes. 938 00:40:33,867 --> 00:40:34,947 NANCY: Nothing's coming up. 939 00:40:35,636 --> 00:40:36,676 Might just be a looky-loo. 940 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:38,682 SUSAN: Keep looking. 941 00:40:38,706 --> 00:40:40,116 I've got a feeling about this guy. 942 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:42,610 I've got a feeling you're about to fuck things up. 943 00:40:43,911 --> 00:40:45,522 (GROANS) 944 00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:48,157 Oh, bugger me with a fish pole. It's Ford. 945 00:40:48,181 --> 00:40:50,560 Sharon, Ford's in the field. Did you know this? 946 00:40:50,584 --> 00:40:52,596 Until he checks in, there's nothing I can do. 947 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:54,864 You go make some friends, and stop stalking me! 948 00:40:54,888 --> 00:40:56,966 Was it your mission to tip off the target 949 00:40:56,990 --> 00:40:59,469 so he burns everything in advance? 950 00:40:59,493 --> 00:41:02,271 If so, well done. Phenomenal job. 951 00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:03,679 I'm sure they got suspicious because they've 952 00:41:03,691 --> 00:41:04,808 been seeing you all over the place! 953 00:41:04,832 --> 00:41:06,042 You're gonna get yourself killed. 954 00:41:06,066 --> 00:41:07,143 Nothing kills me. 955 00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:10,113 I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. 956 00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:13,149 I know, because I ingested them all at once... 957 00:41:13,173 --> 00:41:14,684 when I was deep undercover... 958 00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:17,754 in an underground, poison-ingesting crime ring. 959 00:41:17,778 --> 00:41:19,489 Wow. It was like dog fighting. 960 00:41:19,513 --> 00:41:20,890 But instead of dogs fighting, 961 00:41:20,914 --> 00:41:22,826 it was humans ingesting poison... 962 00:41:22,850 --> 00:41:24,861 and rich people would bet... 963 00:41:24,885 --> 00:41:26,663 whether we would live or die. 964 00:41:26,687 --> 00:41:29,165 Yeah, I'm having a hard time with this one. 965 00:41:29,189 --> 00:41:31,434 I died for five minutes, and then I came back to life. 966 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:32,902 What's he wear...? 967 00:41:32,926 --> 00:41:34,638 He looks like he's in the cast of Newsies. 968 00:41:34,662 --> 00:41:36,673 Does Crocker even know you're here? 969 00:41:36,697 --> 00:41:37,707 I don't need anyone's permission 970 00:41:37,731 --> 00:41:39,308 to save the country... 971 00:41:39,332 --> 00:41:41,444 and avenge my dear friend Bradley Fine's death. 972 00:41:41,468 --> 00:41:42,879 You didn't even like him. 973 00:41:42,903 --> 00:41:44,681 You used to call him "Beverly Whine"! 974 00:41:44,705 --> 00:41:47,250 You had him as Secret Santa and you gave him tampons! 975 00:41:47,274 --> 00:41:48,518 It's called the rivalry of men. 976 00:41:48,542 --> 00:41:49,986 You wouldn't understand. 977 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:52,656 Unless you've got a dong up underneath that skirt. 978 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,357 That is super rude, and don't say "dong"... 979 00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:55,792 and don't do that! 980 00:41:55,816 --> 00:41:58,895 Nobody sees me when I don't want them to. 981 00:41:58,919 --> 00:42:01,054 I move like a fucking shadow. 982 00:42:02,355 --> 00:42:03,833 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 983 00:42:03,857 --> 00:42:05,501 He's gone all sorts of rogue. 984 00:42:05,525 --> 00:42:07,537 Sharon says he really did quit. Elaine couldn't stop him. 985 00:42:07,561 --> 00:42:09,072 He's out for blood. 986 00:42:09,096 --> 00:42:11,096 Yeah, real tough guy in his Louis Vuitton backpack. 987 00:42:14,501 --> 00:42:15,812 Nancy, do you see that? 988 00:42:15,836 --> 00:42:17,204 It's the man from the fire. 989 00:42:18,471 --> 00:42:19,583 I'm following him. 990 00:42:19,607 --> 00:42:21,651 Oh. Exciting! 991 00:42:21,675 --> 00:42:23,252 And I'm following you, following him, 992 00:42:23,276 --> 00:42:24,544 so I'm having quite a day, here. 993 00:42:30,984 --> 00:42:33,429 Do you think Ford's leading him into a trap? 994 00:42:33,453 --> 00:42:35,555 Idiot doesn't even know he's being followed. 995 00:42:39,292 --> 00:42:41,004 He's meeting with some woman. 996 00:42:41,028 --> 00:42:43,239 I don't recognize her. You have any idea who she is? 997 00:42:43,263 --> 00:42:44,473 No, it's hard to make out. 998 00:42:44,497 --> 00:42:45,497 Can you get any closer? 999 00:42:49,770 --> 00:42:51,080 Nancy, our guy just switched out. 1000 00:42:51,104 --> 00:42:52,264 Ford's backpack. It's a setup. 1001 00:42:54,374 --> 00:42:55,585 Uh... 1002 00:42:55,609 --> 00:42:56,820 I gotta go warn him! 1003 00:42:56,844 --> 00:42:58,521 (SHOUTING) Ford! Ford! 1004 00:42:58,545 --> 00:43:00,523 Look out! I gotta get through! 1005 00:43:00,547 --> 00:43:02,091 I left my baby in the shop! 1006 00:43:02,115 --> 00:43:04,493 Get out of the way! Let me through, I'm sick! 1007 00:43:04,517 --> 00:43:06,863 Susan, tell them you've shat your pants. 1008 00:43:06,887 --> 00:43:07,921 That would get me out of your way, for sure. 1009 00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:10,634 I've shat my pants! 1010 00:43:10,658 --> 00:43:12,092 Excuse me. Ford! 1011 00:43:14,527 --> 00:43:15,527 He's got a friend. 1012 00:43:18,298 --> 00:43:19,843 Hello, everybody! 1013 00:43:19,867 --> 00:43:21,168 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1014 00:43:23,804 --> 00:43:24,972 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1015 00:43:30,143 --> 00:43:32,112 (SINGING IN GERMAN) 1016 00:43:32,646 --> 00:43:33,714 Ford! 1017 00:43:34,347 --> 00:43:35,347 Ford! 1018 00:43:35,983 --> 00:43:36,983 Ford! 1019 00:43:43,456 --> 00:43:44,634 I need the mic! 1020 00:43:44,658 --> 00:43:45,802 No! I need... 1021 00:43:45,826 --> 00:43:46,826 No! 1022 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,862 No! 1023 00:43:49,529 --> 00:43:51,507 No, no, no! 1024 00:43:51,531 --> 00:43:52,776 Susan, you're meant to be blending in. 1025 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,878 What are you doing? 1026 00:43:54,902 --> 00:43:56,003 God! Move! 1027 00:43:57,705 --> 00:43:59,372 (AUTO-TUNED VOICE) Rick Ford! 1028 00:44:00,808 --> 00:44:01,808 Give me the mic! 1029 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:06,055 How are you doing this in heels? 1030 00:44:06,079 --> 00:44:07,079 Oh, God. 1031 00:44:09,149 --> 00:44:10,149 Rick Ford! 1032 00:44:11,484 --> 00:44:13,353 They switched the bag! 1033 00:44:15,655 --> 00:44:17,066 Oh, fuck. 1034 00:44:17,090 --> 00:44:18,467 (SHOUTING) Get out of the fucking way! 1035 00:44:18,491 --> 00:44:19,703 Move! 1036 00:44:19,727 --> 00:44:20,728 Get out of his way! 1037 00:44:21,328 --> 00:44:22,328 Move! 1038 00:44:23,630 --> 00:44:24,630 ♪ I want to see ♪ 1039 00:44:30,804 --> 00:44:32,072 (PEOPLE YELLING) 1040 00:44:39,446 --> 00:44:40,446 Oh, no. 1041 00:44:42,415 --> 00:44:44,493 Nancy, I'm in pursuit of one of the terrorists! 1042 00:44:44,517 --> 00:44:46,262 He took my picture! He's gonna blow my cover! 1043 00:44:46,286 --> 00:44:47,764 You're in pursuit? 1044 00:44:47,788 --> 00:44:50,066 What in God's name are you gonna do if you catch him? 1045 00:44:50,090 --> 00:44:52,301 Knock him out with a hemorrhoid wipe. I don't know! 1046 00:44:52,325 --> 00:44:54,437 I'm just gonna track him and report his location. 1047 00:44:54,461 --> 00:44:56,372 This all seems very Rick Ford-y to me. 1048 00:44:56,396 --> 00:44:58,107 I do not condone these sexy 1049 00:44:58,131 --> 00:44:59,699 but reckless actions of yours, Susan! 1050 00:45:10,243 --> 00:45:12,121 (PANTING) Oh, God. He went into a building. 1051 00:45:12,145 --> 00:45:13,322 Okay. 1052 00:45:13,346 --> 00:45:16,059 Well done. That's it. Time to call it a day. 1053 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:18,394 Location is officially noted. 1054 00:45:18,418 --> 00:45:19,562 I'm following him in. 1055 00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:20,897 What? 1056 00:45:20,921 --> 00:45:22,422 I'm doing this for Fine. (COCKS GUNS) 1057 00:45:23,623 --> 00:45:24,623 (EXHALES) 1058 00:45:31,965 --> 00:45:33,376 (SOFTLY) He's at the top of the stairs. 1059 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,111 Oh, gosh, please be careful. 1060 00:45:35,135 --> 00:45:37,546 You are incredibly out of your league. 1061 00:45:37,570 --> 00:45:39,682 This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape. 1062 00:45:39,706 --> 00:45:41,885 There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments. 1063 00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:44,453 Nancy, I need you to not talk until I ask you to. 1064 00:45:44,477 --> 00:45:46,237 I'm sorry, it's just that I'm really nervous. 1065 00:45:50,383 --> 00:45:51,952 Be careful, Susan. 1066 00:45:58,358 --> 00:45:59,358 Okay. 1067 00:46:00,527 --> 00:46:01,528 (EXHALES SLOWLY) 1068 00:46:26,754 --> 00:46:27,788 (GRUNTING) 1069 00:46:29,690 --> 00:46:31,001 Oh, hey. 1070 00:46:31,025 --> 00:46:33,703 Imagine running into you up here. 1071 00:46:33,727 --> 00:46:35,906 I was just looking for my bird. Just looking... 1072 00:46:35,930 --> 00:46:37,707 Hey, Mr. Beanbag! (WHISTLES) 1073 00:46:37,731 --> 00:46:38,876 You like birds? 1074 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,811 All right. All right. 1075 00:46:40,835 --> 00:46:42,446 I'm gonna give you a warning. 1076 00:46:42,470 --> 00:46:45,073 I don't wanna see any more of that funny bomb stuff, you know? 1077 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,184 All right. That's enough. 1078 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:49,719 Drop the knife, or I'll shoot. 1079 00:46:49,743 --> 00:46:51,922 I don't think you will. 1080 00:46:51,946 --> 00:46:54,546 You see, it works better when you have the bullets inside the gun. 1081 00:46:57,318 --> 00:46:58,929 Oops. 1082 00:46:58,953 --> 00:47:01,665 I guess that CIA training isn't what it used to be. 1083 00:47:01,689 --> 00:47:02,849 I guess you're right, asshole. 1084 00:47:03,858 --> 00:47:04,893 (GROANING) 1085 00:47:07,461 --> 00:47:08,472 (BONES CRACK) 1086 00:47:08,496 --> 00:47:09,496 (SCREAMS) 1087 00:47:11,332 --> 00:47:12,332 No, no, no! 1088 00:47:17,805 --> 00:47:18,907 Oh, God! 1089 00:47:20,909 --> 00:47:22,576 Oh, Susan, what did you do? 1090 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:29,193 Oh, God, not on him. 1091 00:47:29,217 --> 00:47:30,318 Not on him! 1092 00:47:32,186 --> 00:47:33,186 (GASPS) 1093 00:47:38,226 --> 00:47:39,928 Oh, God, why did I have that stew? 1094 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,940 ELAINE: Well, Rayna's people obviously knew Ford was in Paris. 1095 00:47:49,403 --> 00:47:50,647 And getting footage... 1096 00:47:50,671 --> 00:47:52,716 of a CIA operative setting off a bomb in public... 1097 00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:55,185 would be a PR coup for any terrorist group. 1098 00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:57,154 Do we have anything on that woman he met? 1099 00:47:57,178 --> 00:47:59,089 Facial recognition isn't showing anything. 1100 00:47:59,113 --> 00:48:01,458 They were all over Ford. Are you able to track him? 1101 00:48:01,482 --> 00:48:04,694 Goddamn Ford is still off the grid in Paris. 1102 00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:05,862 I know because he keeps trying 1103 00:48:05,886 --> 00:48:08,232 to hack into our system for intel. 1104 00:48:08,256 --> 00:48:10,134 He's like a dog that gets loose from his yard... 1105 00:48:10,158 --> 00:48:11,601 and keeps humping and shitting his way 1106 00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:12,937 through the neighborhood. 1107 00:48:12,961 --> 00:48:13,870 Would be a lot easier if... 1108 00:48:13,894 --> 00:48:15,096 Oh, my God! 1109 00:48:15,729 --> 00:48:16,729 Oh! 1110 00:48:17,331 --> 00:48:18,575 SUSAN: Okay. 1111 00:48:18,599 --> 00:48:20,110 Ford's is bigger. 1112 00:48:20,134 --> 00:48:21,235 This is uncomfortable. 1113 00:48:22,636 --> 00:48:24,538 Why do they always point at it? We can see it. 1114 00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:28,518 He's dead though, isn't he? Aw. That's a waste. 1115 00:48:28,542 --> 00:48:30,054 - SUSAN: Oh, God. A video. - (CAMERA CLICKING) 1116 00:48:30,078 --> 00:48:31,521 I can only imagine what this is. 1117 00:48:31,545 --> 00:48:33,057 DE LUCA: You get everything on camera. 1118 00:48:33,081 --> 00:48:34,524 Base out of the hotel, 1119 00:48:34,548 --> 00:48:35,692 and go back there after the attack. 1120 00:48:35,716 --> 00:48:36,756 I'll take Renaldo to Rome. 1121 00:48:36,951 --> 00:48:38,395 "Renaldo." 1122 00:48:38,419 --> 00:48:39,930 Do we have a record of anyone with that name? 1123 00:48:39,954 --> 00:48:41,474 - Not that I'm aware of. - DE LUCA: Nicola. 1124 00:48:43,024 --> 00:48:44,368 Are you listening to me? 1125 00:48:44,392 --> 00:48:46,170 I was just testing the camera. 1126 00:48:46,194 --> 00:48:48,229 Stop it! Find Ford! 1127 00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:55,169 Wow. Oh... 1128 00:48:56,537 --> 00:48:58,206 Come on, what is wrong with this person? 1129 00:48:58,739 --> 00:49:00,117 Oh, damn it. 1130 00:49:00,141 --> 00:49:02,752 Well, now the screen's frozen. Hang on. 1131 00:49:02,776 --> 00:49:04,188 Come on, not the hourglass. 1132 00:49:04,212 --> 00:49:05,612 Cooper, put down the goddamn camera. 1133 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:07,891 Nancy, can you pull up. 1134 00:49:07,915 --> 00:49:11,128 Fine's POV cam from Boyanov's office? 1135 00:49:11,152 --> 00:49:12,529 Look on the desk. There's some photos there. 1136 00:49:12,553 --> 00:49:14,513 See if you find one of him standing next to a car. 1137 00:49:23,164 --> 00:49:24,508 Renaldo is a Rolls-Royce. 1138 00:49:24,532 --> 00:49:26,043 Hack into the Rolls' tracking system. 1139 00:49:26,067 --> 00:49:27,277 That car is a Wraith, 1140 00:49:27,301 --> 00:49:29,279 so it has a satellite-aided transmission. 1141 00:49:29,303 --> 00:49:30,780 Then tap into Boyanov's feed. 1142 00:49:30,804 --> 00:49:32,082 His GPS should tell you 1143 00:49:32,106 --> 00:49:33,984 exactly where De Luca is in Rome, right now. 1144 00:49:34,008 --> 00:49:35,485 I'm gonna head to the airport. 1145 00:49:35,509 --> 00:49:36,753 Forget it, Cooper. 1146 00:49:36,777 --> 00:49:38,088 You're coming back immediately. 1147 00:49:38,112 --> 00:49:40,057 Ma'am, I really think I can do this. 1148 00:49:40,081 --> 00:49:41,858 And I'm not one to toot my own horn, 1149 00:49:41,882 --> 00:49:43,327 but you know what? I'm gonna toot... 1150 00:49:43,351 --> 00:49:45,695 and say that I just saved a lot of people. 1151 00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,559 We are so close to getting Rayna and that bomb. 1152 00:49:48,556 --> 00:49:49,796 Pull back the rug in the corner. 1153 00:49:50,258 --> 00:49:51,258 Oh... 1154 00:49:55,096 --> 00:49:56,773 You'll be given a new identity. 1155 00:49:56,797 --> 00:49:57,797 Oh, thank God. 1156 00:49:58,966 --> 00:50:00,244 Oh, no! 1157 00:50:00,268 --> 00:50:02,012 Your name is Penny Morgan. 1158 00:50:02,036 --> 00:50:03,713 You're a divorced housewife from Iowa. 1159 00:50:03,737 --> 00:50:05,815 You've sold more Mary Kay products... 1160 00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:07,317 than anyone else in your state... 1161 00:50:07,341 --> 00:50:08,918 and you've traded in the free car you've won... 1162 00:50:08,942 --> 00:50:10,820 to fund a trip through Europe. 1163 00:50:10,844 --> 00:50:12,756 My hobbies are decoupage and needlepoint. 1164 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:14,758 I collect porcelain dolls... 1165 00:50:14,782 --> 00:50:16,760 and I'm the vice president of the Ames Garden Club. 1166 00:50:16,784 --> 00:50:18,228 I couldn't even be president? 1167 00:50:18,252 --> 00:50:20,097 Maybe I should just be married to one of the dolls... 1168 00:50:20,121 --> 00:50:22,066 just to make it extra sad. 1169 00:50:22,090 --> 00:50:23,933 Ten cats. Why do I have ten cats? 1170 00:50:23,957 --> 00:50:26,036 Is that even legal? 1171 00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:29,039 Fine always got to be a businessman. 1172 00:50:29,063 --> 00:50:30,774 One time he was a race car driver. 1173 00:50:30,798 --> 00:50:31,878 Well, there's the ten cats. 1174 00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:34,144 Just missing a shirt that says 1175 00:50:34,168 --> 00:50:35,945 I've never felt the touch of a man. 1176 00:50:35,969 --> 00:50:37,347 Cooper, you're right. 1177 00:50:37,371 --> 00:50:39,049 You did good work back there. 1178 00:50:39,073 --> 00:50:40,584 That would have been a real mess. 1179 00:50:40,608 --> 00:50:42,452 Thank you, ma'am. 1180 00:50:42,476 --> 00:50:44,888 You still went with the cat lady. 1181 00:50:44,912 --> 00:50:46,114 It was already in the floor. 1182 00:50:46,614 --> 00:50:47,781 Ah. 1183 00:51:07,801 --> 00:51:08,801 (MAN WOLF-WHISTLING) 1184 00:51:09,337 --> 00:51:10,438 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1185 00:51:16,344 --> 00:51:18,054 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1186 00:51:18,078 --> 00:51:20,224 Great, that's a real confidence builder. 1187 00:51:20,248 --> 00:51:21,891 Did you find De Luca? 1188 00:51:21,915 --> 00:51:23,160 NANCY: He's been at the Majestic Hotel, 1189 00:51:23,184 --> 00:51:24,694 but he's just left, heading... 1190 00:51:24,718 --> 00:51:26,130 south, okay? 1191 00:51:26,154 --> 00:51:27,264 I'll guide you to him. 1192 00:51:27,288 --> 00:51:28,932 I've sent an ally to drive you. 1193 00:51:28,956 --> 00:51:31,492 Elaine said nothing fancy, so I've gone with earthy. 1194 00:51:31,892 --> 00:51:32,892 (HORNS HONKING) 1195 00:51:36,564 --> 00:51:37,564 Ooh. Whoa. 1196 00:51:39,233 --> 00:51:40,310 You wanna stop the car? 1197 00:51:40,334 --> 00:51:41,569 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1198 00:51:41,969 --> 00:51:43,180 Hi. 1199 00:51:43,204 --> 00:51:44,438 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1200 00:51:46,307 --> 00:51:47,308 Hey! 1201 00:51:47,941 --> 00:51:48,918 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1202 00:51:48,942 --> 00:51:50,086 Oh. 1203 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:51,087 Welcome to Roma! 1204 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:52,180 Thank you. 1205 00:51:53,147 --> 00:51:54,282 Thank you. 1206 00:51:55,449 --> 00:51:57,161 I'm Aldo. 1207 00:51:57,185 --> 00:51:59,729 Like the shoe store found in American malls. 1208 00:51:59,753 --> 00:52:00,964 (LAUGHING) 1209 00:52:00,988 --> 00:52:02,190 I'm Penny, like the penny. 1210 00:52:02,623 --> 00:52:04,033 Like a penny! 1211 00:52:04,057 --> 00:52:05,068 Or like penne alla vodka! 1212 00:52:05,092 --> 00:52:06,294 Okay. 1213 00:52:07,161 --> 00:52:08,596 Did you just grab my butt? 1214 00:52:09,062 --> 00:52:10,407 Yes. 1215 00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:13,109 Come. We need to get you to De Luca. 1216 00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:15,169 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1217 00:52:16,270 --> 00:52:17,347 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1218 00:52:17,371 --> 00:52:18,839 SUSAN: Jiminy Christmas! 1219 00:52:23,043 --> 00:52:24,043 Oh, my God! 1220 00:52:25,179 --> 00:52:26,590 (SCREAMING) 1221 00:52:26,614 --> 00:52:27,915 Don't worry, I have you! Ah! 1222 00:52:30,083 --> 00:52:31,485 Aldo, slow down! 1223 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,798 Nancy, are you sure this guy is even an agent? 1224 00:52:34,822 --> 00:52:36,290 Absolutely. He's the best! 1225 00:52:37,725 --> 00:52:39,827 There have been some complaints filed against him. 1226 00:52:41,429 --> 00:52:43,373 Watch the road, watch the road! 1227 00:52:43,397 --> 00:52:44,908 Watch the road! Oh, my God! 1228 00:52:44,932 --> 00:52:46,176 Watch the road! 1229 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,400 Wow, Aldo is making great time. 1230 00:52:49,703 --> 00:52:50,703 (SCREAMING) 1231 00:52:55,943 --> 00:52:56,943 A dead end! 1232 00:52:58,312 --> 00:52:59,789 This can't be right! 1233 00:52:59,813 --> 00:53:00,813 Oh, my God! 1234 00:53:09,957 --> 00:53:11,235 Ah! God! 1235 00:53:11,259 --> 00:53:13,136 Intriguing lady, we are here. 1236 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,038 Now, you must go... 1237 00:53:15,062 --> 00:53:17,574 because I fear if I stare 1238 00:53:17,598 --> 00:53:20,410 into your beautiful green eyes a moment longer... 1239 00:53:20,434 --> 00:53:21,978 I will fall in love. 1240 00:53:22,002 --> 00:53:23,847 Oh! Too late. 1241 00:53:23,871 --> 00:53:25,181 My God, does that ever work? 1242 00:53:25,205 --> 00:53:26,883 I will take that as... 1243 00:53:26,907 --> 00:53:28,117 That's a "no." 1244 00:53:28,141 --> 00:53:29,221 A "no." Take that as a "no." 1245 00:53:34,682 --> 00:53:36,284 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1246 00:53:41,489 --> 00:53:43,333 You were just hitting on me. 1247 00:53:43,357 --> 00:53:44,458 I like to play the odds. Yeah. Well, good luck. 1248 00:53:45,092 --> 00:53:46,803 Here is my phone number. 1249 00:53:46,827 --> 00:53:49,439 Memorize it, then burn it. 1250 00:53:49,463 --> 00:53:53,377 These people we are dealing with, they like to... 1251 00:53:53,401 --> 00:53:56,580 How you say? Murder entire families. 1252 00:53:56,604 --> 00:53:58,315 Do you have something for me? 1253 00:53:58,339 --> 00:54:00,584 Do I have something for you? 1254 00:54:00,608 --> 00:54:01,888 Would you like something from me? 1255 00:54:02,209 --> 00:54:03,787 Not that. 1256 00:54:03,811 --> 00:54:05,722 What do you want from me? 1257 00:54:05,746 --> 00:54:08,024 You're supposed to have an envelope with my gun in it. 1258 00:54:08,048 --> 00:54:09,593 I don't have a gun. 1259 00:54:09,617 --> 00:54:13,321 I am just aroused from looking at you. 1260 00:54:15,789 --> 00:54:17,033 It was joke. 1261 00:54:17,057 --> 00:54:18,535 There is no gun. 1262 00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:20,837 They said you would no longer be needing one. 1263 00:54:20,861 --> 00:54:21,861 Good luck! 1264 00:54:23,831 --> 00:54:24,831 Ciao! 1265 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:29,413 Good gravy. Was Pepe Le Pew not available? 1266 00:54:29,437 --> 00:54:30,680 NANCY: Stop complaining, Suzie. 1267 00:54:30,704 --> 00:54:32,949 You're getting more action than I have had in days. 1268 00:54:32,973 --> 00:54:34,284 Months. 1269 00:54:34,308 --> 00:54:36,119 Years. Three years and 40 days. 1270 00:54:36,143 --> 00:54:37,787 Do we have an update on De Luca? 1271 00:54:37,811 --> 00:54:39,188 Yes, he should be pulling up... 1272 00:54:39,212 --> 00:54:40,848 right about now. 1273 00:54:42,916 --> 00:54:43,916 (EXHALES) 1274 00:54:48,322 --> 00:54:51,034 Oh, wow. He is hot. 1275 00:54:51,058 --> 00:54:53,036 I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't think I can be objective anymore. 1276 00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:55,605 I'm rooting for that guy. I want him to win. 1277 00:54:55,629 --> 00:54:56,989 I'm joking, Susan. Don't report me. 1278 00:54:58,399 --> 00:54:59,776 He's handsy. 1279 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:03,179 Let's set up camp in the pastry shop behind you. 1280 00:55:03,203 --> 00:55:05,382 According to Aldo, De Luca spends all night in the casino. 1281 00:55:05,406 --> 00:55:07,116 I'm going in, Nancy. 1282 00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:08,618 Susan, you heard Elaine. 1283 00:55:08,642 --> 00:55:11,755 Track and report. No contact! 1284 00:55:11,779 --> 00:55:14,358 I'll track De Luca inside, then I'll report. 1285 00:55:14,382 --> 00:55:16,484 And if he initiates contact with me... 1286 00:55:17,284 --> 00:55:19,095 I'll just go with it. Susan! 1287 00:55:19,119 --> 00:55:21,197 Your "cat lady" look is not gonna fit in in there. 1288 00:55:21,221 --> 00:55:23,367 That's why Penny Morgan is gonna burn her cat T-shirt... 1289 00:55:23,391 --> 00:55:25,034 and spend some of that Mary Kay money. 1290 00:55:25,058 --> 00:55:26,460 This is full-blown rogue! 1291 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,005 ♪ Yeah, I'm a diva ♪ 1292 00:55:29,029 --> 00:55:31,031 Living in the club I don't need nobody. 1293 00:55:31,899 --> 00:55:33,610 ♪ I'm doing my own thing ♪ 1294 00:55:33,634 --> 00:55:36,045 All I really want to do is party 1295 00:55:36,069 --> 00:55:37,438 (MAN WHISTLING) 1296 00:55:39,172 --> 00:55:40,408 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1297 00:55:42,209 --> 00:55:44,854 You guys are terrible! 1298 00:55:44,878 --> 00:55:46,856 I really hope De Luca is still in there, for your sake. 1299 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,758 And they're not gonna reimburse you for all that. 1300 00:55:48,782 --> 00:55:50,226 You should have gone to cheaper stores, Susan. 1301 00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:51,961 Okay, I'm going offline, Nancy. 1302 00:55:51,985 --> 00:55:53,096 No, wait! 1303 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,120 Susan! 1304 00:55:55,322 --> 00:55:56,766 ♪ I'm a diva ♪ 1305 00:55:56,790 --> 00:55:58,526 Doing my thing Don't need nobody. 1306 00:56:00,394 --> 00:56:02,372 Well, buongiorno, boys! 1307 00:56:02,396 --> 00:56:05,409 If I'm not out in 10 minutes, it's because I won the place. 1308 00:56:05,433 --> 00:56:07,644 Let me just rub that for luck. 1309 00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:09,670 Oh, that's an oily scalp. 1310 00:56:19,513 --> 00:56:21,715 I'm sorry, but I have to check you in. 1311 00:56:22,916 --> 00:56:25,228 Your name, please? Penny Morgan. 1312 00:56:25,252 --> 00:56:27,564 I don't see you on the list. I'm so sorry. 1313 00:56:27,588 --> 00:56:29,298 She's with me. 1314 00:56:29,322 --> 00:56:31,200 Darling. (GROWLS) 1315 00:56:31,224 --> 00:56:33,537 You're late. The way you look... 1316 00:56:33,561 --> 00:56:36,072 I'd say it was more than worth the wait. Come. 1317 00:56:36,096 --> 00:56:37,474 Let's get a drink. Ow. Ow. 1318 00:56:37,498 --> 00:56:39,242 Such a gentleman. 1319 00:56:39,266 --> 00:56:41,778 You look absolutely stunning tonight here, darling. 1320 00:56:41,802 --> 00:56:43,447 What the fuck are you doing in here, arsehole? 1321 00:56:43,471 --> 00:56:44,681 That's quite a tone change, isn't it? 1322 00:56:44,705 --> 00:56:46,182 What are you doing in here? 1323 00:56:46,206 --> 00:56:48,384 You are completely compromising me right now. 1324 00:56:48,408 --> 00:56:50,186 I'm compromising you? Fucking hilarious. 1325 00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:51,387 You were about to cause a scene 1326 00:56:51,411 --> 00:56:52,589 trying to get into this fucking place. 1327 00:56:52,613 --> 00:56:54,190 Give me a little credit. What do you think I'm gonna do? 1328 00:56:54,214 --> 00:56:55,592 Run over there and be like, "Hey, I'm a crazy lady!" 1329 00:56:55,616 --> 00:56:57,226 "Where's the buffet? I'm from the Midwest." 1330 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:58,695 "Where's Blue Man Group?" 1331 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,964 I am not an idiot, Ford. You are an idiot. 1332 00:57:00,988 --> 00:57:02,298 You should not be in this casino... 1333 00:57:02,322 --> 00:57:04,267 because De Luca is here and I need to get close to him. 1334 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:06,470 How you gonna do that? How you gonna do that, Cooper? 1335 00:57:06,494 --> 00:57:07,437 What, are you gonna seduce him? 1336 00:57:07,461 --> 00:57:08,605 That your big fucking plan? 1337 00:57:08,629 --> 00:57:09,939 Yeah, what if it is? 1338 00:57:09,963 --> 00:57:11,374 Why is that so hard to believe? 1339 00:57:11,398 --> 00:57:13,209 Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band. 1340 00:57:13,233 --> 00:57:14,578 That's fucking why! 1341 00:57:14,602 --> 00:57:16,446 I'm here to take De Luca out. 1342 00:57:16,470 --> 00:57:18,615 Ooh. It sounds romantic. I hope you get lucky! 1343 00:57:18,639 --> 00:57:20,416 God damn it, if I was trying to sound romantic... 1344 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,586 you'd be lying on the floor, soaking wet and breathless... 1345 00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:23,953 wondering what came over you. 1346 00:57:23,977 --> 00:57:26,389 But I'm not, so get the fuck out of my way! 1347 00:57:26,413 --> 00:57:28,424 I need you to rein it in, buddy, okay? 1348 00:57:28,448 --> 00:57:30,426 If you take out De Luca, we don't have a shot at getting Rayna. 1349 00:57:30,450 --> 00:57:32,529 So take it down, like, 5,000 notches! 1350 00:57:32,553 --> 00:57:33,730 Take it down? That's how you get 1351 00:57:33,754 --> 00:57:34,964 polonium-210 slipped into your drink... 1352 00:57:34,988 --> 00:57:36,432 and go 18 months in intensive care 1353 00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:37,667 for radiation poisoning... 1354 00:57:37,691 --> 00:57:39,569 and go six months without eyesight... 1355 00:57:39,593 --> 00:57:41,771 while everybody you've ever loved is gunned down! 1356 00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:43,740 Really? Everybody that you love 1357 00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:45,074 has been gunned down, and just you survive? 1358 00:57:45,098 --> 00:57:46,075 Did you ever think that maybe 1359 00:57:46,099 --> 00:57:47,477 everybody you love is not being killed... 1360 00:57:47,501 --> 00:57:48,945 but they're killing themselves 1361 00:57:48,969 --> 00:57:51,014 because they can't stand to be around you? 1362 00:57:51,038 --> 00:57:52,649 This shit's the real deal, life and death. 1363 00:57:52,673 --> 00:57:54,551 This, the field... 1364 00:57:54,575 --> 00:57:56,352 is a hell of a lot different than sitting behind your fucking monitor... 1365 00:57:56,376 --> 00:57:57,487 googling shit. 1366 00:57:57,511 --> 00:57:58,788 Stay away from me, Ford. 1367 00:57:58,812 --> 00:58:00,356 And do not let De Luca see you. 1368 00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:01,758 And by the way, I can see your gun 1369 00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:03,126 sticking out of your back pocket. 1370 00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:05,729 Unless you're so extreme that you've got a second dick... 1371 00:58:05,753 --> 00:58:06,820 coming out of your hip! 1372 00:58:39,186 --> 00:58:40,287 Konnichiwa. 1373 00:58:41,622 --> 00:58:43,466 Ma'am, these seats are reserved. 1374 00:58:43,490 --> 00:58:44,858 Of course they are. 1375 00:58:45,959 --> 00:58:47,403 I'm gonna have to ask you to wait outside. 1376 00:58:47,427 --> 00:58:49,038 Yes, absolutely. 1377 00:58:49,062 --> 00:58:50,263 Nope, not a door? 1378 00:58:51,498 --> 00:58:53,643 I knew that. Of course it's not a door. 1379 00:58:53,667 --> 00:58:54,978 It probably happens all the time. 1380 00:58:55,002 --> 00:58:56,604 It's never happened before. Okay. 1381 00:58:58,505 --> 00:58:59,773 Ma'am. Yes. 1382 00:59:02,175 --> 00:59:05,421 Now, right here is okay. No more exploring, please. 1383 00:59:05,445 --> 00:59:06,880 Okay. Lovely. 1384 00:59:13,588 --> 00:59:15,189 MAN: (SOFTLY) From Mr. De Luca. 1385 00:59:18,492 --> 00:59:19,436 (EARPIECE BEEPING) 1386 00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:20,460 Nancy? 1387 00:59:21,095 --> 00:59:22,873 Susan. Oh, my God! Hi! 1388 00:59:22,897 --> 00:59:24,341 I found her. 1389 00:59:24,365 --> 00:59:26,043 I found Rayna. She's with De Luca. 1390 00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:27,411 You did it! 1391 00:59:27,435 --> 00:59:29,170 Excellent tracking and reporting, madam. 1392 00:59:43,952 --> 00:59:45,462 Oh, my God. 1393 00:59:45,486 --> 00:59:47,564 Somebody just put something in her drink. 1394 00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:49,199 NANCY: What is it? Is it poison? 1395 00:59:49,223 --> 00:59:50,768 I don't think it's a fiber supplement. 1396 00:59:50,792 --> 00:59:52,837 She killed Fine, Nance. 1397 00:59:52,861 --> 00:59:56,406 I could really enjoy just watching her die right now. 1398 00:59:56,430 --> 00:59:58,609 She's the only one who knows where the bomb is... 1399 00:59:58,633 --> 01:00:00,010 so Dudaev would never get his hands on it. 1400 01:00:00,034 --> 01:00:01,111 Oh, God, Susan. 1401 01:00:01,135 --> 01:00:02,135 What are you gonna do? 1402 01:00:03,705 --> 01:00:04,939 Excuse me, ma'am. 1403 01:00:05,740 --> 01:00:07,885 Hi, do you speak English? 1404 01:00:07,909 --> 01:00:10,378 Because I think somebody just put a roofie in your cocktail. 1405 01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:12,757 Are you sure it wasn't you? 1406 01:00:12,781 --> 01:00:14,983 What? No! God, I would never! 1407 01:00:15,784 --> 01:00:17,127 Could you point the man out? 1408 01:00:17,151 --> 01:00:20,364 He just kind of zipped out that door. 1409 01:00:20,388 --> 01:00:22,356 He's wearing a purple bowtie. 1410 01:00:25,193 --> 01:00:26,193 (INAUDIBLE) 1411 01:00:28,429 --> 01:00:30,174 Thank you, Miss... 1412 01:00:30,198 --> 01:00:32,943 Oh. Penny. Morgan. 1413 01:00:32,967 --> 01:00:35,245 But it's no trouble, really. 1414 01:00:35,269 --> 01:00:38,115 I think us ladies have to watch out for each other. 1415 01:00:38,139 --> 01:00:40,017 This kind of thing happens all the time. 1416 01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:43,053 People often try to roofie you? 1417 01:00:43,077 --> 01:00:44,822 Once, I asked someone for a Tylenol, 1418 01:00:44,846 --> 01:00:47,024 and they gave me a Tylenol PM. 1419 01:00:47,048 --> 01:00:48,888 I'm not sure what their intentions were, but... 1420 01:00:53,554 --> 01:00:54,765 It seems they may have found him. 1421 01:00:54,789 --> 01:00:56,366 Would you come with me to identify him? 1422 01:00:56,390 --> 01:00:58,703 Yes. Of course. 1423 01:00:58,727 --> 01:00:59,928 I'm happy to help. 1424 01:01:04,766 --> 01:01:06,267 (SOFTLY) Holy shit. 1425 01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:13,951 My friend here said she saw you 1426 01:01:13,975 --> 01:01:15,652 put something in my drink. 1427 01:01:15,676 --> 01:01:17,354 I don't know any of you people. Okay? 1428 01:01:17,378 --> 01:01:19,123 I'm just in Rome on business. 1429 01:01:19,147 --> 01:01:21,491 I was about to head back to my hotel and go to sleep. 1430 01:01:21,515 --> 01:01:25,095 Perfect. Just in time for a nightcap. 1431 01:01:25,119 --> 01:01:26,430 Apparently, there's nothing wrong with it. 1432 01:01:26,454 --> 01:01:27,454 I don't want your drink. 1433 01:01:31,592 --> 01:01:32,592 (INAUDIBLE) 1434 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,102 Fuck you, Rayna. 1435 01:01:43,471 --> 01:01:44,773 Mmm. Scrumptious. 1436 01:01:46,207 --> 01:01:48,042 So, joke's on you. 1437 01:01:52,146 --> 01:01:53,447 (CHOKING) Fuck you! 1438 01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,385 Fuck you! 1439 01:01:59,754 --> 01:02:00,922 (GURGLING) 1440 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:22,619 How long was I out? 1441 01:02:22,643 --> 01:02:24,321 You fainted just long enough for us to laugh at you. 1442 01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:25,856 What happened? 1443 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:26,881 It was all a dream. 1444 01:02:28,182 --> 01:02:30,094 I'm just kidding. A man's throat dissolved. 1445 01:02:30,118 --> 01:02:32,286 Sorry, I'm not usually, you know... 1446 01:02:34,322 --> 01:02:35,957 Oh, thank you. That's... 1447 01:02:37,425 --> 01:02:39,403 surprisingly polite. 1448 01:02:39,427 --> 01:02:41,005 Sorry about that. 1449 01:02:41,029 --> 01:02:43,073 I've seen a lot of things in my day. I just haven't... 1450 01:02:43,097 --> 01:02:45,609 I have never seen that, exactly. 1451 01:02:45,633 --> 01:02:48,012 Penny, do you feel the need 1452 01:02:48,036 --> 01:02:49,596 to tell anybody about what you just saw? 1453 01:02:53,074 --> 01:02:54,584 I'm not gonna tell anybody. 1454 01:02:54,608 --> 01:02:57,287 That asshole got what he deserved. 1455 01:02:57,311 --> 01:02:59,790 I knew from the second I saw him, I thought... 1456 01:02:59,814 --> 01:03:01,214 "That guy doesn't deserve a throat." 1457 01:03:01,582 --> 01:03:02,884 So, good on you. 1458 01:03:05,186 --> 01:03:08,032 I would like to take you to dinner to say thank you. 1459 01:03:08,056 --> 01:03:10,300 And we must discuss this hideous dress. 1460 01:03:10,324 --> 01:03:12,002 It's just hysterical. 1461 01:03:12,026 --> 01:03:15,263 Oh, good, that's what I was hoping for. 1462 01:03:15,796 --> 01:03:18,442 And by the way... 1463 01:03:18,466 --> 01:03:20,444 Hristo was supposed to be looking after me at the bar... 1464 01:03:20,468 --> 01:03:22,403 and making sure nobody put anything in my drinks. 1465 01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:27,918 (SIGHS) 1466 01:03:27,942 --> 01:03:29,820 (SIGHS) They'll give him a talking-to. 1467 01:03:29,844 --> 01:03:32,789 Seems fair. Maybe dock him a day's wage. 1468 01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:33,757 (GUNSHOT) Or shoot him in the head. 1469 01:03:33,781 --> 01:03:34,949 That always works. 1470 01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:37,761 Rome is quite amaz... 1471 01:03:37,785 --> 01:03:38,929 Rome is the worst. Yes. 1472 01:03:38,953 --> 01:03:40,898 So boring and tacky. 1473 01:03:40,922 --> 01:03:43,968 I'm so glad one of us finally said it. (LAUGHS) 1474 01:03:43,992 --> 01:03:45,232 You have lipstick on your teeth. 1475 01:03:45,693 --> 01:03:47,104 Really? 1476 01:03:47,128 --> 01:03:48,528 Looks like you ate a box of crayons. 1477 01:03:48,662 --> 01:03:49,662 Damn it. 1478 01:03:50,899 --> 01:03:53,010 Here we are. 1479 01:03:53,034 --> 01:03:54,744 These should have been brought out when we first sat down. 1480 01:03:54,768 --> 01:03:56,646 That's exactly what I was thinking. 1481 01:03:56,670 --> 01:04:00,017 So far, I'm riddled with disappointment at the service. 1482 01:04:00,041 --> 01:04:02,476 So sorry. Signora, I apologize. 1483 01:04:05,779 --> 01:04:07,824 I once saw someone eat... 1484 01:04:07,848 --> 01:04:10,919 one of these before. 1485 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,732 This is... strange. 1486 01:04:15,756 --> 01:04:17,601 Do you always tear your food up into little pieces? 1487 01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:19,269 You look like a squirrel. 1488 01:04:19,293 --> 01:04:21,529 I was just checking for the consistency. 1489 01:04:23,431 --> 01:04:24,708 Mmm. 1490 01:04:24,732 --> 01:04:26,310 You eat like a baby. 1491 01:04:26,334 --> 01:04:27,477 Thank you. 1492 01:04:27,501 --> 01:04:31,148 So, do you like to have a look at the wine list? 1493 01:04:31,172 --> 01:04:32,640 Yes. Penny, you can order. 1494 01:04:33,942 --> 01:04:35,076 Okay. Oh! 1495 01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:36,978 Has some heft. 1496 01:04:37,345 --> 01:04:38,422 Okay. 1497 01:04:38,446 --> 01:04:40,925 I'm feeling a red. 1498 01:04:40,949 --> 01:04:42,993 Kind of a red. I like a lot of noise. 1499 01:04:43,017 --> 01:04:44,594 I like a little bit of... 1500 01:04:44,618 --> 01:04:46,196 kind of a barky finish. 1501 01:04:46,220 --> 01:04:47,631 I tend to like a white... 1502 01:04:47,655 --> 01:04:50,734 with the grit of a hummus... 1503 01:04:50,758 --> 01:04:53,237 that's, of course, been thinned out. 1504 01:04:53,261 --> 01:04:55,940 Just kind of jump up in the front of your palate... 1505 01:04:55,964 --> 01:04:58,408 and then rip back and sizzle. 1506 01:04:58,432 --> 01:05:02,346 Almost a mineral kind of dirt finish... 1507 01:05:02,370 --> 01:05:05,983 if we're having meat. Okay, here, this is looking... 1508 01:05:06,007 --> 01:05:08,085 promising. Something with... 1509 01:05:08,109 --> 01:05:10,011 This one has nice hints of toast... 1510 01:05:10,844 --> 01:05:13,290 and dogwood, I assume? Hmm? 1511 01:05:13,314 --> 01:05:14,691 Uh... 1512 01:05:14,715 --> 01:05:18,419 I will have the Sapori e Delizie. 1513 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,497 Right. 1514 01:05:20,521 --> 01:05:22,766 That is the name of this restaurant. 1515 01:05:22,790 --> 01:05:24,301 Yes, I'm aware of that. 1516 01:05:24,325 --> 01:05:26,570 So, why don't you surprise us... 1517 01:05:26,594 --> 01:05:28,238 with something that we don't know? 1518 01:05:28,262 --> 01:05:30,074 Like a delicious bottle of wine. 1519 01:05:30,098 --> 01:05:32,977 Right. Sorry, I will be back in five minutes, okay? 1520 01:05:33,001 --> 01:05:35,379 So hard to get good help these days. 1521 01:05:35,403 --> 01:05:37,138 Don't you find that? I find that. 1522 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,675 I know who all your active agents are. 1523 01:05:43,978 --> 01:05:46,014 Okay, I'm sensing, uh... 1524 01:05:46,914 --> 01:05:48,482 Can I do a little do over? 1525 01:05:49,550 --> 01:05:50,550 I, uh... 1526 01:05:51,319 --> 01:05:53,263 I really don't know how to order wine. 1527 01:05:53,287 --> 01:05:57,001 I'm from a small town in Iowa. 1528 01:05:57,025 --> 01:05:58,702 I saved up my money to come on this Rome trip. 1529 01:05:58,726 --> 01:06:00,604 I had a little jar on my desk at work... 1530 01:06:00,628 --> 01:06:02,072 and everybody said, "You're never gonna make enough money." 1531 01:06:02,096 --> 01:06:04,108 But I did, and I'm here. 1532 01:06:04,132 --> 01:06:07,077 And then I meet you, and I can't afford... 1533 01:06:07,101 --> 01:06:08,545 to eat at a place like this, 1534 01:06:08,569 --> 01:06:10,414 and I'm just trying to impress you... 1535 01:06:10,438 --> 01:06:12,340 and doing a really poor job of it. 1536 01:06:13,841 --> 01:06:15,919 I thought as much. 1537 01:06:15,943 --> 01:06:19,047 Your cheap prom dress doesn't exactly scream sophistication. 1538 01:06:19,413 --> 01:06:20,890 Oh. 1539 01:06:20,914 --> 01:06:23,560 Well, I didn't go to prom, so maybe it is... 1540 01:06:23,584 --> 01:06:25,162 When I was a little girl growing up in Bulgaria... 1541 01:06:25,186 --> 01:06:27,431 which is the worst, by the way. 1542 01:06:27,455 --> 01:06:30,534 Poor people everywhere and cabbages constantly cooking. 1543 01:06:30,558 --> 01:06:33,103 There was this woman who was kicked out of her house... 1544 01:06:33,127 --> 01:06:34,904 and she lost all her money. 1545 01:06:34,928 --> 01:06:36,540 She couldn't even sell her body. 1546 01:06:36,564 --> 01:06:39,543 So she became a clown on the streets. 1547 01:06:39,567 --> 01:06:41,845 She would perform all her tricks standing in mud, 1548 01:06:41,869 --> 01:06:44,072 and just cry and cry. 1549 01:06:45,306 --> 01:06:46,607 You remind me of this woman. 1550 01:06:47,608 --> 01:06:49,453 Oh. Thank you. 1551 01:06:49,477 --> 01:06:52,189 I don't know what it is, but there's something about you. 1552 01:06:52,213 --> 01:06:55,125 The fainting, the way you talk... 1553 01:06:55,149 --> 01:06:57,161 your terrible sense of style. 1554 01:06:57,185 --> 01:06:59,329 I did get this at quite a lovely... 1555 01:06:59,353 --> 01:07:00,497 It makes me sad to think of you here 1556 01:07:00,521 --> 01:07:02,899 spending all your savings on Rome. 1557 01:07:02,923 --> 01:07:05,093 Come on. We're going to Budapest. 1558 01:07:05,559 --> 01:07:06,736 Budapest? 1559 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,138 I have some business to finish there... 1560 01:07:08,162 --> 01:07:10,140 and you can take my private jet when we're done... 1561 01:07:10,164 --> 01:07:11,975 anywhere you want to get home. 1562 01:07:11,999 --> 01:07:13,639 My way of repaying you for saving my life. 1563 01:07:14,034 --> 01:07:15,236 Okay. 1564 01:07:19,773 --> 01:07:20,773 Is there a problem? 1565 01:07:25,913 --> 01:07:28,182 No. Not at all. Let's go. 1566 01:07:29,617 --> 01:07:31,095 Hey! Wait, what? 1567 01:07:31,119 --> 01:07:32,462 I'm just talking to the girl! 1568 01:07:32,486 --> 01:07:33,846 Okay, okay. Let's not make a scene. 1569 01:07:34,588 --> 01:07:36,333 Let me just get my room key out... 1570 01:07:36,357 --> 01:07:38,468 and I'll grab a bag and pack my things. 1571 01:07:38,492 --> 01:07:40,837 It's Susan. She's sending a code. 1572 01:07:40,861 --> 01:07:41,838 RAYNA: No, they can fly you back later. 1573 01:07:41,862 --> 01:07:43,307 "Shut..." 1574 01:07:43,331 --> 01:07:44,674 And if the rest of your clothes look like that dress... 1575 01:07:44,698 --> 01:07:46,076 "down..." 1576 01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:46,910 I can send someone to burn them for you. 1577 01:07:46,934 --> 01:07:48,278 Ha-ha. 1578 01:07:48,302 --> 01:07:49,670 "The power." Quite a zinger! 1579 01:07:52,806 --> 01:07:54,351 Shut down the power to the Casino Di Rome. 1580 01:07:54,375 --> 01:07:55,375 What? 1581 01:07:56,744 --> 01:07:59,055 Shut the entire bloody grid down, then! Now! 1582 01:07:59,079 --> 01:08:00,080 That would be great. 1583 01:08:03,016 --> 01:08:04,594 (GRUNTING) 1584 01:08:04,618 --> 01:08:06,899 MAN: Everybody, please remain calm and stay where you are. 1585 01:08:07,421 --> 01:08:08,421 (GRUNTS) 1586 01:08:14,962 --> 01:08:16,430 Oh, no! What's happening? 1587 01:08:16,864 --> 01:08:17,864 (RAYNA SCREAMS) 1588 01:08:25,773 --> 01:08:26,874 (MOUTHING) I've got this. 1589 01:08:28,142 --> 01:08:30,178 What the fuck just happened? 1590 01:08:31,712 --> 01:08:32,922 God damn it. 1591 01:08:32,946 --> 01:08:34,491 Oh, my God! Rayna. 1592 01:08:34,515 --> 01:08:35,825 Thank God your hair broke your fall. 1593 01:08:35,849 --> 01:08:37,461 I don't know what happened. 1594 01:08:37,485 --> 01:08:39,496 The lights were going out, and I don't know if it's a robbery. 1595 01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,366 Two of your guys slammed into me and took you down. 1596 01:08:42,390 --> 01:08:44,601 I think one of them touched my bottom. 1597 01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:46,705 I don't know which one, but I definitely felt a hand. 1598 01:08:47,295 --> 01:08:49,373 Are they gonna be okay? 1599 01:08:49,397 --> 01:08:50,507 I wouldn't worry about them. 1600 01:08:50,531 --> 01:08:52,300 Their fate has just been sealed. 1601 01:08:54,268 --> 01:08:57,281 Sorry. I'll let you go. 1602 01:08:57,305 --> 01:08:58,306 Shame on you! 1603 01:09:06,580 --> 01:09:07,891 Wow. 1604 01:09:07,915 --> 01:09:10,960 This is a really jazzy plane. 1605 01:09:10,984 --> 01:09:12,629 Is this yours? 1606 01:09:12,653 --> 01:09:13,721 It was my father's. 1607 01:09:14,822 --> 01:09:16,600 You've never been on a private jet before? 1608 01:09:16,624 --> 01:09:17,625 Oh, no. 1609 01:09:18,626 --> 01:09:20,737 I did get upgraded to premium economy once... 1610 01:09:20,761 --> 01:09:23,139 which was pretty plush. 1611 01:09:23,163 --> 01:09:25,642 Premium economy. 1612 01:09:25,666 --> 01:09:27,211 Sounds like a pen for dirty animals. 1613 01:09:27,235 --> 01:09:28,945 Yeah, probably. 1614 01:09:28,969 --> 01:09:31,748 But it was not quite like this. 1615 01:09:31,772 --> 01:09:33,173 Thank you. 1616 01:09:34,141 --> 01:09:36,320 Why are you being so nice to me? 1617 01:09:36,344 --> 01:09:37,954 Can't just be because I remind you 1618 01:09:37,978 --> 01:09:39,856 of some sad Bulgarian clown. 1619 01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,249 You remind me of my mother. 1620 01:09:41,782 --> 01:09:42,782 Oh. 1621 01:09:43,551 --> 01:09:45,295 Really? 1622 01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:48,198 You know that you and I are pretty close in age. 1623 01:09:48,222 --> 01:09:49,899 You're funny. 1624 01:09:49,923 --> 01:09:51,235 It's the Bulgarian clown in you. 1625 01:09:51,259 --> 01:09:52,969 Okay. She was marvelous. 1626 01:09:52,993 --> 01:09:54,804 But she was different. 1627 01:09:54,828 --> 01:09:55,939 Eccentric, like you are. 1628 01:09:55,963 --> 01:09:57,374 Oh. 1629 01:09:57,398 --> 01:09:58,442 The moment I saw you standing there 1630 01:09:58,466 --> 01:09:59,609 in that abortion of a dress... 1631 01:09:59,633 --> 01:10:00,810 Ah... Come on. 1632 01:10:00,834 --> 01:10:02,546 It was as if to say... 1633 01:10:02,570 --> 01:10:04,930 "This is what I've got, world. It's hideous, but it's mine." 1634 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,151 This was her. (GASPS) 1635 01:10:08,175 --> 01:10:09,719 Oh, wow. 1636 01:10:09,743 --> 01:10:11,255 Hey, how'd you get that picture of me? 1637 01:10:11,279 --> 01:10:12,756 I look amazing. 1638 01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:14,758 Hello, doppelganger. 1639 01:10:14,782 --> 01:10:16,926 She was the only person I could ever trust. 1640 01:10:16,950 --> 01:10:19,863 Well, here's to your mom. 1641 01:10:19,887 --> 01:10:21,965 To my mother. And to you. 1642 01:10:21,989 --> 01:10:23,567 And here's to you. 1643 01:10:23,591 --> 01:10:26,270 You may never be as wise as an owl... 1644 01:10:26,294 --> 01:10:28,296 but you'll always be a hoot to me. 1645 01:10:29,229 --> 01:10:31,508 What a stupid fucking retarded toast. 1646 01:10:31,532 --> 01:10:32,966 You're delightful. As are you. 1647 01:10:35,569 --> 01:10:36,746 Mmm. 1648 01:10:36,770 --> 01:10:39,740 Now, where did you say we were headed? 1649 01:10:42,743 --> 01:10:43,687 (CLEARS THROAT) 1650 01:10:43,711 --> 01:10:44,711 Headed? 1651 01:10:45,779 --> 01:10:47,681 Did you say where? 1652 01:10:48,015 --> 01:10:49,793 Oh, God. 1653 01:10:49,817 --> 01:10:51,395 PATRICK: If you ever feel like you have been poisoned... 1654 01:10:51,419 --> 01:10:52,929 chew one of these. 1655 01:10:52,953 --> 01:10:53,953 Chew one of these. 1656 01:11:09,303 --> 01:11:10,814 What happened? 1657 01:11:10,838 --> 01:11:12,181 I've never seen somebody 1658 01:11:12,205 --> 01:11:13,883 dive for stool softener before. 1659 01:11:13,907 --> 01:11:15,952 That's one thing that happened. 1660 01:11:15,976 --> 01:11:16,976 What did you do? 1661 01:11:18,011 --> 01:11:19,222 Did you drug me? 1662 01:11:19,246 --> 01:11:20,724 Of course I did. 1663 01:11:20,748 --> 01:11:22,359 I told you, I can't trust anybody. 1664 01:11:22,383 --> 01:11:23,703 I had to look through your things. 1665 01:11:23,817 --> 01:11:25,795 Anyway, tell me... 1666 01:11:25,819 --> 01:11:26,930 are your hemorrhoids particularly large, 1667 01:11:26,954 --> 01:11:27,954 or just tenacious? 1668 01:11:28,356 --> 01:11:29,933 Stop texting! 1669 01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:31,901 I'm not texting, if you must know. 1670 01:11:31,925 --> 01:11:34,270 I'm playing Candy Crush and I just made level 95. 1671 01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:35,271 God, that is so rude! 1672 01:11:35,295 --> 01:11:36,364 (GUNSHOT) 1673 01:11:39,433 --> 01:11:41,144 Jesus, Colin, what the fuck are you doing? 1674 01:11:41,168 --> 01:11:43,580 I'm sorry, Rayna, but there's been a change of plans. 1675 01:11:43,604 --> 01:11:45,081 Who paid you off, Colin? 1676 01:11:45,105 --> 01:11:47,250 Colin hasn't worked here for, like, eight months. 1677 01:11:47,274 --> 01:11:48,452 I'm Fredrick. 1678 01:11:48,476 --> 01:11:49,653 Is that why you're doing this? 1679 01:11:49,677 --> 01:11:51,254 Because I don't remember your fucking name? 1680 01:11:51,278 --> 01:11:52,556 Let's just say there's some people 1681 01:11:52,580 --> 01:11:54,157 who really want what you're selling. 1682 01:11:54,181 --> 01:11:55,959 You don't have to do this. 1683 01:11:55,983 --> 01:11:58,261 I can give you a very comfortable life, Col... 1684 01:11:58,285 --> 01:11:59,896 Um... 1685 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,297 You forgot my name again, didn't you? 1686 01:12:01,321 --> 01:12:02,332 No, I didn't. Yeah. 1687 01:12:02,356 --> 01:12:04,300 It's... 1688 01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:05,935 Don't say fucking Colin. 1689 01:12:05,959 --> 01:12:08,505 Fuck! I don't give a shit what your name is. 1690 01:12:08,529 --> 01:12:09,873 You're the fucking help! 1691 01:12:09,897 --> 01:12:12,509 Nice try, Colin... but Stan and I already sold it to... 1692 01:12:12,533 --> 01:12:13,843 It's Fredrick! (GUNSHOT) 1693 01:12:13,867 --> 01:12:14,867 Fredrick! 1694 01:12:18,372 --> 01:12:19,950 Sorry, lady, but they only paid me for one... 1695 01:12:19,974 --> 01:12:20,974 Ow! 1696 01:12:26,981 --> 01:12:28,025 (SCREAMS) 1697 01:12:28,049 --> 01:12:29,049 Come on! 1698 01:12:31,553 --> 01:12:33,764 Rayna! Go to the cockpit and level us out! 1699 01:12:33,788 --> 01:12:35,428 Like I know how to fly a fucking airplane! 1700 01:12:37,992 --> 01:12:38,993 That was weird. 1701 01:12:39,327 --> 01:12:40,429 Ah! 1702 01:12:44,899 --> 01:12:46,844 Blow that thing all you want, lady. 1703 01:12:46,868 --> 01:12:49,313 Yeah? Why don't you blow me, Colin. 1704 01:12:49,337 --> 01:12:51,540 Ow! It's Fredrick. 1705 01:12:57,211 --> 01:12:58,211 Ah! 1706 01:12:59,147 --> 01:13:00,147 (ALARMS BEEPING) 1707 01:13:15,930 --> 01:13:16,998 (WHIMPERING) 1708 01:13:32,647 --> 01:13:33,882 Oh, for fuck's sake! 1709 01:13:35,116 --> 01:13:36,193 I got it. 1710 01:13:36,217 --> 01:13:37,217 I know what to do. 1711 01:13:41,089 --> 01:13:42,967 Are you okay? No! 1712 01:13:42,991 --> 01:13:45,002 I've got a dead man's head up my ass. 1713 01:13:45,026 --> 01:13:46,136 This one's for Fine. 1714 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,160 Downdraft! 1715 01:13:48,930 --> 01:13:50,140 Not again! 1716 01:13:50,164 --> 01:13:52,066 Do you have any idea what you're fucking doing? 1717 01:13:52,967 --> 01:13:54,278 (GROANS) 1718 01:13:54,302 --> 01:13:55,680 The controls are so sensitive. 1719 01:13:55,704 --> 01:13:57,648 (FARTING) Oh, God. 1720 01:13:57,672 --> 01:14:00,384 One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants. 1721 01:14:00,408 --> 01:14:01,408 Okay, wait a minute. 1722 01:14:03,144 --> 01:14:04,288 I got it. 1723 01:14:04,312 --> 01:14:05,389 I think I got... Okay. 1724 01:14:05,413 --> 01:14:06,515 Okay. 1725 01:14:10,051 --> 01:14:13,531 Good thing I learned to use that flight simulator app, huh? 1726 01:14:13,555 --> 01:14:16,066 Congratulations, Penny Morgan. 1727 01:14:16,090 --> 01:14:17,659 You just blew your cover. 1728 01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,830 Now put the plane on autopilot and get up. 1729 01:14:25,567 --> 01:14:27,812 Any bullshit, and I'll blow your CIA brains 1730 01:14:27,836 --> 01:14:29,514 all over that control panel. 1731 01:14:29,538 --> 01:14:30,872 I know what you're thinking. 1732 01:14:31,472 --> 01:14:32,674 And you're wrong. 1733 01:14:34,008 --> 01:14:36,220 My real name is... 1734 01:14:36,244 --> 01:14:38,155 Did you come up with your spy name yet? No. 1735 01:14:38,179 --> 01:14:39,323 Mine would be... 1736 01:14:39,347 --> 01:14:41,058 Amber Valentine. 1737 01:14:41,082 --> 01:14:42,684 What are you, a porn star? 1738 01:14:43,618 --> 01:14:45,763 You're fucking hilarious, huh? 1739 01:14:45,787 --> 01:14:47,431 I'm a private bodyguard, 1740 01:14:47,455 --> 01:14:48,666 and your father hired me to protect you. 1741 01:14:48,690 --> 01:14:52,036 Bodyguard? You? Please. 1742 01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:54,171 That's funny, because the way I see it, without me... 1743 01:14:54,195 --> 01:14:56,406 you would currently be crashed in the Alps right now. 1744 01:14:56,430 --> 01:14:57,708 Or you'd be laying in a morgue 1745 01:14:57,732 --> 01:14:58,909 with a hole burned in your throat. 1746 01:14:58,933 --> 01:15:01,579 You little spoiled piece of shit. 1747 01:15:01,603 --> 01:15:04,706 Why would my father hire somebody like you? 1748 01:15:05,273 --> 01:15:07,417 Because he trusted me. 1749 01:15:07,441 --> 01:15:08,553 And for whatever fucking reason, 1750 01:15:08,577 --> 01:15:10,721 he loved you. 1751 01:15:10,745 --> 01:15:12,890 Didn't even want you to know I was watching you. 1752 01:15:12,914 --> 01:15:14,825 So he was the one that made me come up 1753 01:15:14,849 --> 01:15:16,994 with this whole loser Penny Morgan bullshit. 1754 01:15:17,018 --> 01:15:19,429 Yeah, "You look just like my dead mama." 1755 01:15:19,453 --> 01:15:21,098 "Wah." 1756 01:15:21,122 --> 01:15:22,432 And fuck you for saying 1757 01:15:22,456 --> 01:15:25,670 I look anything like that fucking beast. 1758 01:15:25,694 --> 01:15:27,705 No wonder your father never had the son he wanted. 1759 01:15:27,729 --> 01:15:29,640 You fuck that monster once... 1760 01:15:29,664 --> 01:15:31,976 and you just drop the fucking mic and walk out. 1761 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,311 Fuck you. Everything you've said is a lie. 1762 01:15:34,335 --> 01:15:35,880 Oh. 1763 01:15:35,904 --> 01:15:37,948 What happened? Did I hit a little sore spot? 1764 01:15:37,972 --> 01:15:39,874 Yeah, he always wanted a son, and you knew it. 1765 01:15:41,175 --> 01:15:43,320 Look, he wanted you to take over the business. 1766 01:15:43,344 --> 01:15:46,023 He was just afraid you were gonna get yourself killed. 1767 01:15:46,047 --> 01:15:48,325 So if you wanna live, and you wanna unload that bomb... 1768 01:15:48,349 --> 01:15:49,860 you stick with me. 1769 01:15:49,884 --> 01:15:52,362 And if you got a problem with that... 1770 01:15:52,386 --> 01:15:53,655 you know what you can do, Rayna? 1771 01:15:56,224 --> 01:15:57,735 You and your bullshit accent 1772 01:15:57,759 --> 01:16:00,028 can land this fucking plane by yourselves. 1773 01:16:01,963 --> 01:16:04,975 Okay, bodyguard. 1774 01:16:04,999 --> 01:16:07,211 But if I find out you're lying to me about any of this... 1775 01:16:07,235 --> 01:16:10,238 I'll show you ways to die you never even dreamed of. 1776 01:16:12,073 --> 01:16:15,319 Now, let's go to Budapest. I need a fucking drink. 1777 01:16:15,343 --> 01:16:16,678 Yeah, I bet you fucking do. 1778 01:16:22,116 --> 01:16:23,193 (SIGHS) 1779 01:16:23,217 --> 01:16:24,653 Oh, my God. 1780 01:16:26,354 --> 01:16:31,435 People want my power And they want my station. 1781 01:16:31,459 --> 01:16:36,206 Stormed my winter palace But they couldn't take it. 1782 01:16:36,230 --> 01:16:40,068 Try to pull my status But they couldn't fake it. 1783 01:16:44,238 --> 01:16:46,083 Welcome back to the Four Seasons Budapest, Miss Boyanov. 1784 01:16:46,107 --> 01:16:47,117 Don't talk to me. You're not my friend. 1785 01:16:47,141 --> 01:16:48,185 Get away from me. 1786 01:16:48,209 --> 01:16:49,944 Move. Move! I got it. 1787 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,958 So, what's the plan? Who are we meeting? 1788 01:16:53,982 --> 01:16:55,960 You're my bodyguard, not my business partner... 1789 01:16:55,984 --> 01:16:57,828 so just focus on guarding my body. 1790 01:16:57,852 --> 01:16:59,529 So not knowing who we're meeting tonight 1791 01:16:59,553 --> 01:17:00,597 is gonna make me extra effective. 1792 01:17:00,621 --> 01:17:01,932 That's okay. I get it. 1793 01:17:01,956 --> 01:17:03,400 I got shit to do. You'll probably be fine. 1794 01:17:03,424 --> 01:17:05,402 Why don't I go get you a nice dress to be buried in? 1795 01:17:05,426 --> 01:17:06,426 Dumbass. 1796 01:17:07,996 --> 01:17:09,439 I'm meeting a potential bidder, 1797 01:17:09,463 --> 01:17:11,141 if you must know. 1798 01:17:11,165 --> 01:17:12,643 If they don't top the current offer, 1799 01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:13,827 the sale will happen tomorrow. 1800 01:17:14,302 --> 01:17:15,303 Where? I don't know yet. 1801 01:17:23,244 --> 01:17:24,221 Anton! 1802 01:17:24,245 --> 01:17:25,790 Ouch! 1803 01:17:25,814 --> 01:17:28,358 Anton is part of my security team, psycho! 1804 01:17:28,382 --> 01:17:30,895 Yeah, well, guess what? I don't like his face. 1805 01:17:30,919 --> 01:17:32,396 I don't like the looks of your face! 1806 01:17:32,420 --> 01:17:33,998 And who the fuck are you? 1807 01:17:34,022 --> 01:17:35,800 I'm the person that's gonna cut your dick off 1808 01:17:35,824 --> 01:17:37,634 and glue it to your forehead... 1809 01:17:37,658 --> 01:17:38,635 so you look like a limp-dick unicorn. 1810 01:17:38,659 --> 01:17:40,137 That's who the fuck I am. 1811 01:17:40,161 --> 01:17:41,672 Your name should be "Mr. Bag o' Dicks"... 1812 01:17:41,696 --> 01:17:42,973 not "Anton." 1813 01:17:42,997 --> 01:17:46,110 Okay. Jesus. Let's just calm down, okay? 1814 01:17:46,134 --> 01:17:48,645 Does he not look like a bag o' dicks? Enough. 1815 01:17:48,669 --> 01:17:50,271 I can see why my father liked you now. 1816 01:17:51,605 --> 01:17:53,274 Amber is my hired bodyguard. 1817 01:17:53,908 --> 01:17:55,820 Be more like her. 1818 01:17:55,844 --> 01:17:58,212 And your head better not have broken my fucking phone. 1819 01:18:08,256 --> 01:18:10,000 We've got a big night ahead of us. 1820 01:18:10,024 --> 01:18:11,869 Don't be afraid to clean yourself up, Amber. 1821 01:18:11,893 --> 01:18:13,437 Take a shower is what I'm saying. 1822 01:18:13,461 --> 01:18:15,405 Yeah? Don't be afraid to hit water yourself. 1823 01:18:15,429 --> 01:18:17,541 You smell like a dead hooker that washed up on the beach... 1824 01:18:17,565 --> 01:18:18,843 then roasted in the sun for a week 1825 01:18:18,867 --> 01:18:20,144 before anybody found her body. 1826 01:18:20,168 --> 01:18:22,146 Okay. You need to take it way down. 1827 01:18:22,170 --> 01:18:23,580 I'm sorry, that's too much. Okay, that was too much. 1828 01:18:23,604 --> 01:18:24,949 Jeez! Too much. 1829 01:18:24,973 --> 01:18:25,973 God. 1830 01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:34,048 What are you staring at? 1831 01:18:35,549 --> 01:18:37,227 I will destroy you. 1832 01:18:37,251 --> 01:18:38,628 And then after I'm done destroying you, 1833 01:18:38,652 --> 01:18:40,798 I'll take a picture of what's left... 1834 01:18:40,822 --> 01:18:42,967 of your body, and I'm gonna text it to your mother. 1835 01:18:42,991 --> 01:18:44,902 With a little note that says his last words were... 1836 01:18:44,926 --> 01:18:47,204 "My mother was terrible. You did this to me." 1837 01:18:47,228 --> 01:18:48,338 That's so fucking mean. 1838 01:18:48,362 --> 01:18:49,606 Yeah, I'm so fucking mean. 1839 01:18:49,630 --> 01:18:50,674 You're just figuring that out? 1840 01:18:50,698 --> 01:18:51,876 Give me your coat. 1841 01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:53,577 This is a man's coat. 1842 01:18:53,601 --> 01:18:55,612 Yeah, but I don't see a man, do I? 1843 01:18:55,636 --> 01:18:57,381 I see a reject from The Sound of Music. 1844 01:18:57,405 --> 01:19:00,617 It was my mother's coat, but she's very masculine. 1845 01:19:00,641 --> 01:19:03,487 You look like ABBA took a shit and put a trench coat on it. 1846 01:19:03,511 --> 01:19:05,389 Well, I won't give it to you. 1847 01:19:05,413 --> 01:19:06,423 I've been in this dress for 12 fucking hours. 1848 01:19:06,447 --> 01:19:07,447 Give me your coat. 1849 01:19:07,548 --> 01:19:09,059 No. 1850 01:19:09,083 --> 01:19:12,129 Yeah. No, I won't give... This is my coat. 1851 01:19:12,153 --> 01:19:13,864 I'm gonna reach through your fucking body... 1852 01:19:13,888 --> 01:19:15,790 and rip out your back like a fucking werewolf. 1853 01:19:16,424 --> 01:19:18,002 Without tearing the jacket. 1854 01:19:18,026 --> 01:19:19,536 Just so I can wear your jacket, 1855 01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:21,205 and give you a final "Fuck you." 1856 01:19:21,229 --> 01:19:22,706 Oh, no, you won't. 1857 01:19:22,730 --> 01:19:24,141 I'm gonna take that fucking coat. 1858 01:19:24,165 --> 01:19:25,375 (GROANING) 1859 01:19:25,399 --> 01:19:27,511 I warned you, you Swedish gummy fish motherfucker! 1860 01:19:27,535 --> 01:19:28,535 ANTON: Ouch! 1861 01:19:32,740 --> 01:19:33,975 Oh, my God. 1862 01:19:34,742 --> 01:19:35,944 Oh, my God. 1863 01:19:37,145 --> 01:19:38,823 Nance? Oh, my God, Susan! 1864 01:19:38,847 --> 01:19:41,225 Hello. Hello? 1865 01:19:41,249 --> 01:19:42,559 Just say something to me, please. 1866 01:19:42,583 --> 01:19:44,128 Susan? Anything. 1867 01:19:44,152 --> 01:19:45,963 I cannot handle this, Susan! 1868 01:19:45,987 --> 01:19:47,364 There is nothing in real life 1869 01:19:47,388 --> 01:19:48,465 that someone could do to a spy... 1870 01:19:48,489 --> 01:19:50,667 that is filthier or more upsetting 1871 01:19:50,691 --> 01:19:52,102 than what my brain will cook up right now. 1872 01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,805 So save me from myself, Susan! 1873 01:19:54,829 --> 01:19:55,906 Because you know what's going to happen. 1874 01:19:55,930 --> 01:19:57,574 I'm gonna get chattier, aren't I? 1875 01:19:57,598 --> 01:20:00,010 Did you know that you can't ever change having big pores? 1876 01:20:00,034 --> 01:20:02,847 Oh, my God, Nancy, you are driving me nuts! 1877 01:20:02,871 --> 01:20:05,049 I couldn't talk because I was in an elevator filled with people. 1878 01:20:05,073 --> 01:20:07,251 You're all right. Oh, thank God. 1879 01:20:07,275 --> 01:20:09,887 You disappeared for 12 hours. We didn't know what happened! 1880 01:20:09,911 --> 01:20:12,256 I had to take out my earpiece and my camera. 1881 01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:13,924 Rayna's on to our agents and she was gonna 1882 01:20:13,948 --> 01:20:15,625 spot my equipment from a mile away. 1883 01:20:15,649 --> 01:20:17,327 You're with Rayna? 1884 01:20:17,351 --> 01:20:19,964 You're not supposed to be within a mile away of her. 1885 01:20:19,988 --> 01:20:21,498 Nancy, I know, but I'm in deep 1886 01:20:21,522 --> 01:20:23,033 and I'm getting such good intel. 1887 01:20:23,057 --> 01:20:24,401 Please, I just need to remain 1888 01:20:24,425 --> 01:20:26,370 on radio silence just a little bit longer. 1889 01:20:26,394 --> 01:20:27,838 Well, don't worry, because I'll be able 1890 01:20:27,862 --> 01:20:29,139 to keep a better eye on you now. 1891 01:20:29,163 --> 01:20:30,403 What are you talking about? How? 1892 01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:33,978 What are you doing here? 1893 01:20:34,002 --> 01:20:35,645 Elaine wanted to know exactly what you were up to... 1894 01:20:35,669 --> 01:20:38,182 so I tracked your earpiece. They sent me here to find you. 1895 01:20:38,206 --> 01:20:39,483 They sent you? 1896 01:20:39,507 --> 01:20:40,918 I'm as unknown as you are, 1897 01:20:40,942 --> 01:20:42,119 so they thought my cover was safe. 1898 01:20:42,143 --> 01:20:43,411 Did they give you an identity? 1899 01:20:43,878 --> 01:20:45,422 It's so cool. 1900 01:20:45,446 --> 01:20:47,557 I said I wanted to be Amber Valentine... What? 1901 01:20:47,581 --> 01:20:49,093 And they let me use it. 1902 01:20:49,117 --> 01:20:50,260 I don't know why you got to pick your identity. 1903 01:20:50,284 --> 01:20:51,761 I had to go as a freaking cat lady. 1904 01:20:51,785 --> 01:20:52,897 - RAYNA: Amber! - BOTH: Yes? 1905 01:20:52,921 --> 01:20:54,264 Who is this? 1906 01:20:54,288 --> 01:20:55,832 I'm sorry. I didn't know the police were here. 1907 01:20:55,856 --> 01:20:57,634 This is my colleague, detective. 1908 01:20:57,658 --> 01:20:58,903 The one I fucking told you about. 1909 01:20:58,927 --> 01:21:00,237 No, you didn't. 1910 01:21:00,261 --> 01:21:01,939 Yes, I did, Helen Keller! 1911 01:21:01,963 --> 01:21:03,164 You're both named Amber? 1912 01:21:04,232 --> 01:21:06,543 What did I tell you about talking to me? 1913 01:21:06,567 --> 01:21:08,712 Nothing. You just said nothing about talking. 1914 01:21:08,736 --> 01:21:10,280 You want me to have Cagney 1915 01:21:10,304 --> 01:21:12,082 and fucking Lacey explain it to you? 1916 01:21:12,106 --> 01:21:13,783 Cagney's coming down your fucking throat. 1917 01:21:13,807 --> 01:21:15,152 Lacey, she's gonna come up your ass. 1918 01:21:15,176 --> 01:21:16,987 I'm gonna meet them in the fucking middle... 1919 01:21:17,011 --> 01:21:18,722 and play your heart like a fucking accordion. 1920 01:21:18,746 --> 01:21:20,757 I'm gonna pump that shit until it pops. 1921 01:21:20,781 --> 01:21:21,926 You Swedish bitch. 1922 01:21:21,950 --> 01:21:23,527 You wouldn't dare. 1923 01:21:23,551 --> 01:21:25,762 You gonna cry, you little Swiss fucking pussy? 1924 01:21:25,786 --> 01:21:27,164 I'm not gonna cry. You're crying now! 1925 01:21:27,188 --> 01:21:28,398 I'm not! 1926 01:21:28,422 --> 01:21:31,235 It's so fucking hot! 1927 01:21:31,259 --> 01:21:33,470 You know, just, let's leave Anton alone for now. 1928 01:21:33,494 --> 01:21:34,571 Please. 1929 01:21:34,595 --> 01:21:35,595 What's your name? 1930 01:21:36,230 --> 01:21:37,365 Susan Cooper. What? 1931 01:21:38,366 --> 01:21:41,311 Sorry, it came out. What did I... 1932 01:21:41,335 --> 01:21:42,846 She's not supposed to fucking say her real name. 1933 01:21:42,870 --> 01:21:44,648 She's one of my best. She's highly fucking skilled. 1934 01:21:44,672 --> 01:21:45,950 Very skilled. 1935 01:21:45,974 --> 01:21:48,152 At what? Getting things out of a high cupboard? 1936 01:21:48,176 --> 01:21:50,087 (LAUGHS) Don't do that. 1937 01:21:50,111 --> 01:21:52,622 That's very good! Because I'm tall. 1938 01:21:52,646 --> 01:21:54,959 Weirdly, I'm not very good at reaching high things. 1939 01:21:54,983 --> 01:21:57,594 A doctor once said to me I have the muscle capacity of an infant. 1940 01:21:57,618 --> 01:21:58,762 My arms are like two noodles. 1941 01:21:58,786 --> 01:21:59,796 (RAYNA SCREAMS) 1942 01:21:59,820 --> 01:22:01,089 (GUN FIRE) 1943 01:22:09,063 --> 01:22:10,364 Susan, get Rayna to safety, now! 1944 01:22:10,931 --> 01:22:12,142 I've got her. 1945 01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:13,166 Go! 1946 01:22:17,538 --> 01:22:18,538 Get away! 1947 01:22:24,512 --> 01:22:25,855 Oh, my God! 1948 01:22:25,879 --> 01:22:28,216 Who puts a roof on a scooter? What are you, the Pope? 1949 01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:40,360 Ooh! 1950 01:22:42,030 --> 01:22:43,190 (SHOUTING) Get out of the way! 1951 01:22:44,932 --> 01:22:46,034 Oh! 1952 01:22:47,435 --> 01:22:48,435 (HORN HONKING) 1953 01:22:50,504 --> 01:22:51,572 Oh, my God! 1954 01:22:59,547 --> 01:23:01,587 This guy is driving crazy! I can't keep up with him! 1955 01:23:04,085 --> 01:23:05,119 Wait a minute. 1956 01:23:07,121 --> 01:23:08,156 I got it. 1957 01:23:09,357 --> 01:23:11,192 All right, little detour. 1958 01:23:18,566 --> 01:23:19,676 Oh, God. 1959 01:23:19,700 --> 01:23:20,700 Let's do this! 1960 01:23:22,136 --> 01:23:23,604 (ALL YELLING) 1961 01:23:27,975 --> 01:23:30,478 I am so badass! 1962 01:23:31,779 --> 01:23:33,481 (MEN CLAMORING) 1963 01:23:34,548 --> 01:23:35,692 I got it. 1964 01:23:35,716 --> 01:23:36,756 I know what you're saying. 1965 01:23:37,651 --> 01:23:39,096 You're no prize yourself! 1966 01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:40,120 Get back to work! 1967 01:23:43,524 --> 01:23:44,801 Where are we going? 1968 01:23:44,825 --> 01:23:46,670 Smells like cheese under here! 1969 01:23:46,694 --> 01:23:49,139 Apologies. I may be sweating... 1970 01:23:49,163 --> 01:23:52,876 cheese because I had quite a hearty lasagna. 1971 01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:55,045 Fucking ridiculous clown show! 1972 01:23:55,069 --> 01:23:56,604 This fuckery stops now. 1973 01:24:10,218 --> 01:24:11,219 (REVS SCOOTER) 1974 01:24:11,819 --> 01:24:13,654 (ENGINE REVVING) 1975 01:24:17,925 --> 01:24:19,236 Excuse me, do you know 1976 01:24:19,260 --> 01:24:20,437 if there's a Popeyes Chicken around here? 1977 01:24:20,461 --> 01:24:21,738 What? 1978 01:24:21,762 --> 01:24:23,962 I saw a KFC down the way, but I'm more of a Popeyes guy. 1979 01:24:25,699 --> 01:24:26,876 The food is really weird... 1980 01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:28,220 Oh, my God, I'll ask someone else! 1981 01:24:44,485 --> 01:24:45,686 Okay, enough! 1982 01:24:50,057 --> 01:24:51,057 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1983 01:24:57,030 --> 01:24:58,030 Drop your weapon! 1984 01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:01,278 Oh, my God. Karen. 1985 01:25:01,302 --> 01:25:02,979 Why aren't you in Capri? 1986 01:25:03,003 --> 01:25:05,482 I'm so sorry I shot you. 1987 01:25:05,506 --> 01:25:06,883 You must not have known it was me, either. 1988 01:25:06,907 --> 01:25:07,907 I changed my hair. 1989 01:25:08,609 --> 01:25:10,019 Oh, yeah. 1990 01:25:10,043 --> 01:25:11,712 Looks really good. Are those extensions? 1991 01:25:12,713 --> 01:25:14,791 No, it's just my hair. 1992 01:25:14,815 --> 01:25:16,059 You know, a few clips. Colored. 1993 01:25:16,083 --> 01:25:17,994 Okay, if you say so. 1994 01:25:18,018 --> 01:25:19,729 I'm sorry. And I'm sorry about this, too. 1995 01:25:19,753 --> 01:25:20,753 (GUNSHOTS) 1996 01:25:23,624 --> 01:25:24,858 (PANTING) 1997 01:25:26,727 --> 01:25:27,728 Oh, my God. 1998 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:34,011 No, no, no! 1999 01:25:34,035 --> 01:25:36,981 Susan! My thighs are on fire! 2000 01:25:37,005 --> 01:25:39,184 I don't care! Where is Rayna? 2001 01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:40,151 I don't know. She slipped off me. 2002 01:25:40,175 --> 01:25:41,619 I was very sweaty. 2003 01:25:41,643 --> 01:25:43,288 I thought I asked you to watch her. 2004 01:25:43,312 --> 01:25:45,156 I don't know how she ran so fast, particularly with that hair. 2005 01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:47,024 It must weigh 20 pounds at least. 2006 01:25:47,048 --> 01:25:49,026 Maybe she's a witch. Do you think she put a spell on me? 2007 01:25:49,050 --> 01:25:50,228 Karen Walker is dead. 2008 01:25:50,252 --> 01:25:51,862 What? She's a double agent! 2009 01:25:51,886 --> 01:25:52,897 Somebody shot her right in front of me. 2010 01:25:52,921 --> 01:25:54,232 I don't know who did it. 2011 01:25:54,256 --> 01:25:55,300 I don't know how deep this whole thing goes. 2012 01:25:55,324 --> 01:25:56,558 Oh, my God. (YELPS) 2013 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:01,772 Get your motherfucking asses up here! 2014 01:26:01,796 --> 01:26:02,796 Now! 2015 01:26:04,833 --> 01:26:06,043 NANCY: But what if she heard? 2016 01:26:06,067 --> 01:26:07,512 She didn't hear. 2017 01:26:07,536 --> 01:26:09,046 But what if she did hear? 2018 01:26:09,070 --> 01:26:11,249 We weren't even talking that loud. 2019 01:26:11,273 --> 01:26:12,717 A woman like that has super ears. 2020 01:26:12,741 --> 01:26:14,485 Okay, she does not have super ears... 2021 01:26:14,509 --> 01:26:16,787 and I'm only bringing this up because you asked me to... 2022 01:26:16,811 --> 01:26:19,790 but you are putting a very negative spin on this situation. 2023 01:26:19,814 --> 01:26:22,660 Oh, wow. We're going with that now, are we, Amber Valentine? 2024 01:26:22,684 --> 01:26:25,287 Susan Cooper, really? Susan Cooper? 2025 01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:26,920 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 2026 01:26:36,130 --> 01:26:37,130 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 2027 01:26:40,335 --> 01:26:41,970 Okay. Here we go. 2028 01:26:44,773 --> 01:26:46,851 Okay. We got this. 2029 01:26:46,875 --> 01:26:48,919 My legs won't seem to move. 2030 01:26:48,943 --> 01:26:51,256 Okay, Nancy, I realize that you are scared, 2031 01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:52,857 but you are in this now... 2032 01:26:52,881 --> 01:26:55,660 and I really, really need you to hold it together. 2033 01:26:55,684 --> 01:26:56,927 Holding it together. 2034 01:26:56,951 --> 01:27:00,765 I shall now be the most held-together person you have ever met. 2035 01:27:00,789 --> 01:27:01,832 Okay. Let's go. 2036 01:27:01,856 --> 01:27:02,856 Oh, dear. 2037 01:27:03,792 --> 01:27:06,271 Be prepared for anything. She's erratic. 2038 01:27:06,295 --> 01:27:08,339 It's impossible to tell what she's thinking. 2039 01:27:08,363 --> 01:27:10,265 Probably because she's thinking in Bulgarian. 2040 01:27:14,503 --> 01:27:17,282 What are you doing? I'm just tying up my shoelaces. 2041 01:27:17,306 --> 01:27:18,973 You're wearing a loafer. Get over here. 2042 01:27:24,446 --> 01:27:25,446 - (BUZZES) - (BOTH EXCLAIM) 2043 01:27:26,548 --> 01:27:27,692 Get in! 2044 01:27:27,716 --> 01:27:29,994 Shit! People are trying to kill me 2045 01:27:30,018 --> 01:27:31,629 and all that's left of my fucking security team 2046 01:27:31,653 --> 01:27:33,063 is you two defending me... 2047 01:27:33,087 --> 01:27:35,287 and you look like somebody's demented aunts on vacation! 2048 01:27:38,259 --> 01:27:40,104 Do you have anyone on your team... 2049 01:27:40,128 --> 01:27:42,373 other than this asthmatic Big Bird? 2050 01:27:42,397 --> 01:27:44,074 Yeah, we usually just use her 2051 01:27:44,098 --> 01:27:46,644 for non-physical security resources. 2052 01:27:46,668 --> 01:27:48,846 I'm very non-physically resourceful. 2053 01:27:48,870 --> 01:27:52,517 I do a lot of reading. I read palms and maps... 2054 01:27:52,541 --> 01:27:54,151 and I've read all of The Hunger Games... 2055 01:27:54,175 --> 01:27:56,020 How is that helpful? 2056 01:27:56,044 --> 01:27:57,121 I don't know. I'm panicking! 2057 01:27:57,145 --> 01:27:58,756 And you! 2058 01:27:58,780 --> 01:28:01,459 You have to stop with these stupid Penny Morgan outfits! 2059 01:28:01,483 --> 01:28:04,228 You have to dress like an actual human! 2060 01:28:04,252 --> 01:28:05,596 Get me more security 2061 01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:07,465 when I come back out here or you're both dead! 2062 01:28:07,489 --> 01:28:08,833 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2063 01:28:08,857 --> 01:28:12,861 ♪ I am cold blooded ♪ 2064 01:28:15,096 --> 01:28:16,807 Suck on this, Rayna. 2065 01:28:16,831 --> 01:28:18,976 This mission's gonna cost you money, you know. 2066 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,011 The clothing allowance cut off halfway through the last... 2067 01:28:21,035 --> 01:28:22,613 My God, can you just please concentrate 2068 01:28:22,637 --> 01:28:24,081 on getting the new bodyguard? 2069 01:28:24,105 --> 01:28:25,282 God damn it! Please! 2070 01:28:25,306 --> 01:28:26,617 All right, all right. 2071 01:28:26,641 --> 01:28:28,052 Crabby. 2072 01:28:28,076 --> 01:28:29,978 I've already contacted the agency. 2073 01:28:31,780 --> 01:28:33,958 Aw. Come on! 2074 01:28:33,982 --> 01:28:36,727 You, in this outfit... 2075 01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:38,620 Magnifico! 2076 01:28:39,287 --> 01:28:41,322 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 2077 01:28:55,136 --> 01:28:56,481 Do we have anything yet? 2078 01:28:56,505 --> 01:28:58,349 NANCY: No one so far, Susan. 2079 01:28:58,373 --> 01:29:00,451 Slightly intimidating crowd, however. 2080 01:29:00,475 --> 01:29:02,010 Hello, you look nice. 2081 01:29:02,711 --> 01:29:03,711 (LAUGHING) 2082 01:29:04,312 --> 01:29:06,824 Ah, just keep laughing. Looks fade. 2083 01:29:06,848 --> 01:29:07,848 Keep your eyes open. 2084 01:29:11,119 --> 01:29:12,787 God damn it, I told you to dress up. 2085 01:29:13,455 --> 01:29:14,699 And take off those gloves. 2086 01:29:14,723 --> 01:29:16,601 You look like Darth-fucking-Vader. 2087 01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:18,536 Yeah? Well, you look like an Ewok died on your head. 2088 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:19,837 I don't even know what that means. 2089 01:29:19,861 --> 01:29:21,171 You're gonna know what it means 2090 01:29:21,195 --> 01:29:22,640 when I split you open like a Tauntaun. 2091 01:29:22,664 --> 01:29:23,741 Whatever. 2092 01:29:23,765 --> 01:29:25,042 Keep an eye out for this woman. 2093 01:29:25,066 --> 01:29:26,506 She's the one coming to make the bid. 2094 01:29:27,969 --> 01:29:28,969 He's got a friend. 2095 01:29:29,270 --> 01:29:30,681 Very pretty. 2096 01:29:30,705 --> 01:29:32,082 I'm glad you know what pretty is. 2097 01:29:32,106 --> 01:29:33,884 You should remember it next time you're in a clothing store. 2098 01:29:33,908 --> 01:29:34,908 (SCOFFS) 2099 01:29:35,910 --> 01:29:37,388 I need you to keep your eyes open. 2100 01:29:37,412 --> 01:29:38,423 I may need your help out there. 2101 01:29:38,447 --> 01:29:39,924 To close my eyes 2102 01:29:39,948 --> 01:29:41,358 in the presence of this beautiful body... 2103 01:29:41,382 --> 01:29:42,660 would be a crime. 2104 01:29:42,684 --> 01:29:44,495 Oh, God. 2105 01:29:44,519 --> 01:29:46,631 Nancy, okay, you know the woman 2106 01:29:46,655 --> 01:29:48,332 I spotted in Paris, the bomber? 2107 01:29:48,356 --> 01:29:49,934 She's coming tonight to make a bid. 2108 01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:51,636 She already works for De Luca so we know something is up. 2109 01:29:51,660 --> 01:29:52,994 I need you to keep an... 2110 01:29:54,496 --> 01:29:56,598 Son of a bee sting. 2111 01:30:01,603 --> 01:30:02,847 Excuse me, he's mine. 2112 01:30:02,871 --> 01:30:03,871 Yeah. 2113 01:30:05,239 --> 01:30:06,183 I didn't mean to hit her that hard. 2114 01:30:06,207 --> 01:30:07,452 You're like a balloon animal. 2115 01:30:07,476 --> 01:30:08,477 Here, take those. 2116 01:30:09,310 --> 01:30:11,422 Hi. What are you doing, Ford? 2117 01:30:11,446 --> 01:30:12,790 I'm here to help you, Cooper. 2118 01:30:12,814 --> 01:30:14,925 You may have found Rayna, but you cannot lose her. 2119 01:30:14,949 --> 01:30:17,161 This isn't fucking playtime anymore! Yeah? 2120 01:30:17,185 --> 01:30:19,597 It's playtime on your face, with your stupid mustache! 2121 01:30:19,621 --> 01:30:21,566 Where'd you get that from, Mr. Potato Head? 2122 01:30:21,590 --> 01:30:23,668 You are gonna blow my fucking cover. 2123 01:30:23,692 --> 01:30:26,070 Yeah? Sunglasses are not a cover, they're an accessory. 2124 01:30:26,094 --> 01:30:27,572 Get out of here! 2125 01:30:27,596 --> 01:30:30,107 You're gonna fuck this up without me around to save your girly ass. 2126 01:30:30,131 --> 01:30:31,942 God, I hate you so much! 2127 01:30:31,966 --> 01:30:34,311 You can't let your desire for me put you in danger, Cooper. 2128 01:30:34,335 --> 01:30:36,413 Oh, God, you wish, Magnum. 2129 01:30:36,437 --> 01:30:38,348 You dance like a horny eighth grader. 2130 01:30:38,372 --> 01:30:40,451 Are you erect? Get off me! 2131 01:30:40,475 --> 01:30:41,952 Blend in, or get the fuck out! 2132 01:30:41,976 --> 01:30:43,220 You get out of here! 2133 01:30:43,244 --> 01:30:44,244 (GROANING) 2134 01:30:46,114 --> 01:30:47,549 Yeah, who's dominating now? 2135 01:30:48,149 --> 01:30:49,426 (GRUNTS) 2136 01:30:49,450 --> 01:30:50,719 Fuck! 2137 01:30:52,721 --> 01:30:54,188 Don't, you son of a bitch. 2138 01:30:55,724 --> 01:30:58,235 You've gotta be kidding! Get off of me! 2139 01:30:58,259 --> 01:31:00,562 You get off of me! Get your silky shirt off of me! 2140 01:31:01,229 --> 01:31:02,607 (STRAINING) 2141 01:31:02,631 --> 01:31:03,965 Blend in, or get the fuck out. 2142 01:31:10,171 --> 01:31:12,382 Thank you for the beautiful ladies. 2143 01:31:12,406 --> 01:31:13,684 You guys okay? (CROWD CHEERING) 2144 01:31:13,708 --> 01:31:17,712 Let's welcome Mr. 50 Cent! 2145 01:31:18,346 --> 01:31:20,558 What's up, Budapest? 2146 01:31:20,582 --> 01:31:22,960 I just had some goulash. The shit was on point! 2147 01:31:22,984 --> 01:31:25,896 Get the party rockin' Bottles poppin' 2148 01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:28,599 Tonight we gonna turn up till we. 2149 01:31:28,623 --> 01:31:30,334 ♪ Twisted ♪ 2150 01:31:30,358 --> 01:31:32,861 Oh, shit. She's here. 2151 01:31:33,795 --> 01:31:35,840 We can't let Rayna see her... 2152 01:31:35,864 --> 01:31:38,208 so you need to take out her bodyguards and I'll deal with her. 2153 01:31:38,232 --> 01:31:39,610 Ain't nobody orders me around! 2154 01:31:39,634 --> 01:31:41,646 God, do you have a better idea? 2155 01:31:41,670 --> 01:31:43,681 Yeah, we release a gas in the club... 2156 01:31:43,705 --> 01:31:45,716 causing everybody to get temporary amnesia. 2157 01:31:45,740 --> 01:31:47,351 Get 100 sticks of dynamite... 2158 01:31:47,375 --> 01:31:49,110 Oh, God! Just go! Just go! 2159 01:31:50,979 --> 01:31:53,081 Nancy, I need you to get in here now. 2160 01:31:54,282 --> 01:31:55,560 I'm coming, Susan. I'm here! 2161 01:31:55,584 --> 01:31:57,528 Pardon. Excuse me. 2162 01:31:57,552 --> 01:31:59,063 Okay. I'm here. I'm here. 2163 01:31:59,087 --> 01:32:00,531 ♪ Turn up ♪ 2164 01:32:00,555 --> 01:32:03,467 Wow! 50 Cent Piece! 2165 01:32:03,491 --> 01:32:04,835 Thanks for letting me know. 2166 01:32:04,859 --> 01:32:06,771 Do not let Rayna see that woman. 2167 01:32:06,795 --> 01:32:08,606 Create a diversion, now. 2168 01:32:08,630 --> 01:32:10,741 What kind of diversion? A big one! 2169 01:32:10,765 --> 01:32:12,509 Let's enjoy tonight Like tonight's our last. 2170 01:32:12,533 --> 01:32:15,179 We can focus on the future And reflect on the past. 2171 01:32:15,203 --> 01:32:16,947 We done came so far I mean, look where we are 2172 01:32:16,971 --> 01:32:18,272 50, I love you! 2173 01:32:19,674 --> 01:32:21,151 (CROWD GASPING) 2174 01:32:21,175 --> 01:32:22,219 50, I love you! 2175 01:32:22,243 --> 01:32:23,387 Kiss me! 2176 01:32:23,411 --> 01:32:24,779 Get her! Take me now! 2177 01:32:29,150 --> 01:32:30,251 Turn around. 2178 01:32:31,519 --> 01:32:32,787 Get off! I'm coming in! 2179 01:32:33,855 --> 01:32:35,332 Nancy, I got her. Meet me outside. 2180 01:32:35,356 --> 01:32:36,734 Okay. Right. 2181 01:32:36,758 --> 01:32:37,968 I'm fine now. Thank you so much. 2182 01:32:37,992 --> 01:32:39,203 Okay. 2183 01:32:39,227 --> 01:32:41,038 I got my wish. That was it. 2184 01:32:41,062 --> 01:32:44,308 I've now got to jump Michael Buble in Croatia. He wants me. 2185 01:32:44,332 --> 01:32:46,143 All right, Cooper. I've got this under control. 2186 01:32:46,167 --> 01:32:47,167 You're coming with me. 2187 01:32:52,674 --> 01:32:54,284 Oh, my God, Susan! 2188 01:32:54,308 --> 01:32:55,653 Okay, bigger diversion. 2189 01:32:55,677 --> 01:32:56,945 Huge diversion. 2190 01:33:01,215 --> 01:33:02,617 Bitch! 2191 01:33:07,355 --> 01:33:08,465 I gotta know who she's working for. 2192 01:33:08,489 --> 01:33:09,791 Get Rayna out of here! 2193 01:33:18,532 --> 01:33:20,244 That's not fair! 2194 01:33:20,268 --> 01:33:21,411 (HORN HONKING) 2195 01:33:21,435 --> 01:33:22,435 Whoa! Whoa! 2196 01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:27,240 God damn it! 2197 01:33:29,243 --> 01:33:30,554 Nancy, where are you? 2198 01:33:30,578 --> 01:33:32,322 Bit indisposed. 2199 01:33:32,346 --> 01:33:34,324 It turns out 50 Cent doesn't have a great sense 2200 01:33:34,348 --> 01:33:35,793 of humor or irony. 2201 01:33:35,817 --> 01:33:38,319 I need backup! I lost my gun in the club! 2202 01:33:53,501 --> 01:33:55,103 We're probably more alike than you think! 2203 01:33:55,970 --> 01:33:56,970 Oh! 2204 01:34:03,678 --> 01:34:04,713 Okay. Okay. 2205 01:34:06,647 --> 01:34:07,782 Oh, shit. 2206 01:34:08,249 --> 01:34:09,718 Ow! 2207 01:34:10,785 --> 01:34:12,386 (GROANS) Why'd I get rid of my gloves? 2208 01:34:28,602 --> 01:34:29,670 (GASPS) 2209 01:34:32,073 --> 01:34:33,073 (LAUGHS) 2210 01:34:36,277 --> 01:34:37,812 Ow! Motherbutler! 2211 01:34:49,623 --> 01:34:51,143 You got a lot of rage in that jumpsuit. 2212 01:35:10,411 --> 01:35:11,411 You dead serious? 2213 01:35:13,147 --> 01:35:14,691 God! 2214 01:35:14,715 --> 01:35:16,150 Wait! Wait a minute! 2215 01:35:17,752 --> 01:35:20,721 This isn't what you want, or what I want. 2216 01:35:21,622 --> 01:35:23,567 This is like what the Man wants. 2217 01:35:23,591 --> 01:35:26,737 Us, you know? Two smart, pretty brunettes... 2218 01:35:26,761 --> 01:35:28,638 kind of breaking each other down. 2219 01:35:28,662 --> 01:35:31,308 I mean, you look similar to a gal I was in college with. 2220 01:35:31,332 --> 01:35:32,542 Things happened. 2221 01:35:32,566 --> 01:35:33,944 I think we all dabble. 2222 01:35:33,968 --> 01:35:36,646 It's mostly just kind of stuff with hands and... 2223 01:35:36,670 --> 01:35:38,072 God, I can't wait to kill you. 2224 01:35:47,448 --> 01:35:48,482 (GROANS) 2225 01:36:02,130 --> 01:36:03,364 (SCREAMS) 2226 01:36:04,432 --> 01:36:05,432 Oh... 2227 01:36:06,367 --> 01:36:07,368 That's clean through. 2228 01:36:08,837 --> 01:36:09,980 Thanks for your weapon. 2229 01:36:10,004 --> 01:36:11,281 It's been inside you, 2230 01:36:11,305 --> 01:36:12,945 so I don't think it should go inside me... 2231 01:36:23,818 --> 01:36:25,286 Get up. Get up! 2232 01:36:28,456 --> 01:36:31,068 You are under arrest by Susan Cooper... 2233 01:36:31,092 --> 01:36:32,652 and the government of the United States. 2234 01:36:42,703 --> 01:36:44,314 Rayna, how did you do that? 2235 01:36:44,338 --> 01:36:45,338 I didn't. 2236 01:36:45,673 --> 01:36:46,673 He did. 2237 01:36:54,182 --> 01:36:55,182 Hello, Coop. 2238 01:36:58,519 --> 01:36:59,596 Fine? 2239 01:36:59,620 --> 01:37:00,620 Ow... 2240 01:37:01,322 --> 01:37:02,523 FINE: Hey. 2241 01:37:03,491 --> 01:37:04,558 Coop. 2242 01:37:17,505 --> 01:37:18,572 Wake up! 2243 01:37:19,573 --> 01:37:21,685 Did you have a nice nap? 2244 01:37:21,709 --> 01:37:23,520 You were snoring very loudly. 2245 01:37:23,544 --> 01:37:24,855 That's just really not the most 2246 01:37:24,879 --> 01:37:26,790 upsetting news right now. 2247 01:37:26,814 --> 01:37:28,959 My father used to bring people here. 2248 01:37:28,983 --> 01:37:31,561 Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer? 2249 01:37:31,585 --> 01:37:33,263 He'd starve them... 2250 01:37:33,287 --> 01:37:34,698 torture them. 2251 01:37:34,722 --> 01:37:36,166 You name it. 2252 01:37:36,190 --> 01:37:37,634 But he especially didn't like it 2253 01:37:37,658 --> 01:37:39,027 when people lied to him. 2254 01:37:40,028 --> 01:37:41,605 Not that I bought it. 2255 01:37:41,629 --> 01:37:42,672 You knew? 2256 01:37:42,696 --> 01:37:44,141 Of course I knew. 2257 01:37:44,165 --> 01:37:46,810 I told you, you were better off in the basement, Coop. 2258 01:37:46,834 --> 01:37:48,212 You could have avoided all of this. 2259 01:37:48,236 --> 01:37:49,846 And what, Fine? 2260 01:37:49,870 --> 01:37:51,581 Now you're a nuclear black marketer? 2261 01:37:51,605 --> 01:37:52,649 A terrorist? 2262 01:37:52,673 --> 01:37:54,342 No... 2263 01:37:55,409 --> 01:37:57,078 He's just fucking me. 2264 01:38:04,752 --> 01:38:05,920 You're a loud kisser. 2265 01:38:06,988 --> 01:38:08,966 Excuse me? You're a loud kisser. 2266 01:38:08,990 --> 01:38:11,201 And it's gross and unappealing. 2267 01:38:11,225 --> 01:38:12,736 You look like some old, toothless woman 2268 01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:14,062 sucking the jelly out of a donut. 2269 01:38:15,529 --> 01:38:17,007 Hey, what's it like sleeping with the man 2270 01:38:17,031 --> 01:38:18,575 that killed your father? 2271 01:38:18,599 --> 01:38:19,599 Nice try, Coop. 2272 01:38:21,202 --> 01:38:22,971 She already knows it was Cress. 2273 01:38:23,171 --> 01:38:24,314 Ah. 2274 01:38:24,338 --> 01:38:25,782 Okay. 2275 01:38:25,806 --> 01:38:29,153 You've probably always been in love with him, haven't you? 2276 01:38:29,177 --> 01:38:31,455 Talking in his ear... 2277 01:38:31,479 --> 01:38:34,248 hoping eventually one day he'll fall in love with you. 2278 01:38:34,615 --> 01:38:36,060 (CHUCKLES) 2279 01:38:36,084 --> 01:38:38,696 Poor little, pathetic Susan Coleman. 2280 01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:40,131 That's not my last name, 2281 01:38:40,155 --> 01:38:41,766 so it's really not much of a burn, is it? 2282 01:38:41,790 --> 01:38:42,833 Cooping. 2283 01:38:42,857 --> 01:38:43,901 No. 2284 01:38:43,925 --> 01:38:45,170 Croupon. 2285 01:38:45,194 --> 01:38:47,172 Are you thinking "Groupon"? 2286 01:38:47,196 --> 01:38:48,739 No, my name's not "Groupon." 2287 01:38:48,763 --> 01:38:50,541 Croupe. Keep going. 2288 01:38:50,565 --> 01:38:51,977 Kapowski. 2289 01:38:52,001 --> 01:38:53,544 That's getting further from it! 2290 01:38:53,568 --> 01:38:56,747 Well, whatever the fuck it is, let's just call you dead. 2291 01:38:56,771 --> 01:38:58,316 Hey, baby? 2292 01:38:58,340 --> 01:38:59,450 I thought we were gonna hang on to her till tonight. 2293 01:38:59,474 --> 01:39:01,010 I changed my mind. 2294 01:39:04,313 --> 01:39:05,347 Goodbye. 2295 01:39:05,981 --> 01:39:06,982 - (CLICKS) - (GASPS) 2296 01:39:07,916 --> 01:39:09,218 (CHUCKLES) 2297 01:39:10,219 --> 01:39:11,686 Like I'd waste a bullet on you. 2298 01:39:13,755 --> 01:39:14,990 Put her in the room. 2299 01:39:24,199 --> 01:39:25,199 Ah! 2300 01:39:33,475 --> 01:39:34,475 Hey, Aldo. 2301 01:39:35,644 --> 01:39:37,855 Hello, captured lady. 2302 01:39:37,879 --> 01:39:39,214 I failed. 2303 01:39:40,649 --> 01:39:41,683 I failed the mission. 2304 01:39:42,684 --> 01:39:44,695 Fine is alive... 2305 01:39:44,719 --> 01:39:46,531 and he's a traitor. 2306 01:39:46,555 --> 01:39:48,190 Don't be downhearted. 2307 01:39:50,092 --> 01:39:52,470 My mama said to me... 2308 01:39:52,494 --> 01:39:57,575 "Aldo, life is full of sorrow..." 2309 01:39:57,599 --> 01:39:59,068 "and surprises." 2310 01:40:00,102 --> 01:40:05,740 "But, a magnificent pair of bosoms..." 2311 01:40:06,875 --> 01:40:09,078 "will..." 2312 01:40:11,913 --> 01:40:13,215 Good story. 2313 01:40:25,594 --> 01:40:27,138 Susan. 2314 01:40:27,162 --> 01:40:28,673 Get away from me. No, listen. 2315 01:40:28,697 --> 01:40:30,108 I haven't got much time. 2316 01:40:30,132 --> 01:40:31,333 Why'd you do it, Fine? 2317 01:40:31,900 --> 01:40:34,312 This was my only way in. 2318 01:40:34,336 --> 01:40:37,415 I had to fake my death to gain Rayna's trust. 2319 01:40:37,439 --> 01:40:39,684 I jammed the signal, popped out my lens. 2320 01:40:39,708 --> 01:40:41,552 It was easy. 2321 01:40:41,576 --> 01:40:44,355 I hated to do it to you, Coop, but I had to. I had to. 2322 01:40:44,379 --> 01:40:46,257 Rayna knew all about our agents... 2323 01:40:46,281 --> 01:40:48,993 because Karen Walker sold her the names. 2324 01:40:49,017 --> 01:40:50,295 I just couldn't trust anyone at the agency 2325 01:40:50,319 --> 01:40:52,430 not to give me away, not even you. 2326 01:40:52,454 --> 01:40:54,099 How do I even know you're telling me the truth? 2327 01:40:54,123 --> 01:40:56,101 Did Karen Walker try to kill you? 2328 01:40:56,125 --> 01:40:57,568 You shot her? 2329 01:40:57,592 --> 01:40:59,670 I'm deep undercover. 2330 01:40:59,694 --> 01:41:01,630 But not so deep that I can't still protect you. 2331 01:41:03,031 --> 01:41:04,109 All right, look me in the eye. 2332 01:41:04,133 --> 01:41:05,343 What? 2333 01:41:05,367 --> 01:41:06,801 Really look me in the eye. 2334 01:41:09,638 --> 01:41:11,716 One of your eyes is bigger than the other. 2335 01:41:11,740 --> 01:41:12,807 Really? 2336 01:41:13,041 --> 01:41:15,086 No. 2337 01:41:15,110 --> 01:41:16,987 You're perfect, God damn it. 2338 01:41:17,011 --> 01:41:18,456 Asshole. 2339 01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:19,714 - (GROANS) - SUSAN: God! (GROANS) 2340 01:41:21,116 --> 01:41:22,393 That hurt. 2341 01:41:22,417 --> 01:41:24,629 Good, it was supposed to. 2342 01:41:24,653 --> 01:41:25,930 Bosom. 2343 01:41:25,954 --> 01:41:27,632 Is he dangerous? 2344 01:41:27,656 --> 01:41:30,034 Only if you have boobs. 2345 01:41:30,058 --> 01:41:32,303 So did Rayna really know I was a spy? 2346 01:41:32,327 --> 01:41:35,740 No. Not until you blew your cover back at that kitchen. 2347 01:41:35,764 --> 01:41:38,109 I really thought she was more experienced than that. 2348 01:41:38,133 --> 01:41:39,744 Thank God she's not, huh? 2349 01:41:39,768 --> 01:41:42,513 Because if she was, you'd be dead now. 2350 01:41:42,537 --> 01:41:43,981 I think they're pretty good covers... 2351 01:41:44,005 --> 01:41:45,650 I gotta go. 2352 01:41:45,674 --> 01:41:47,785 We're heading to De Luca's villa to meet with Dudaev. 2353 01:41:47,809 --> 01:41:50,355 Then we're taking him to wherever the bomb is. 2354 01:41:50,379 --> 01:41:51,446 This thing is almost over. 2355 01:41:53,482 --> 01:41:54,616 Hang tight. 2356 01:41:59,321 --> 01:42:01,323 Hello, bound lady. 2357 01:42:01,790 --> 01:42:03,201 Not now, Aldo. 2358 01:42:03,225 --> 01:42:06,937 I think Mr. Fine has underestimated you. 2359 01:42:06,961 --> 01:42:09,039 You found your targets, 2360 01:42:09,063 --> 01:42:10,783 you tracked them down, you fought very hard. 2361 01:42:11,132 --> 01:42:12,367 Susan... 2362 01:42:14,102 --> 01:42:15,237 you are a good agent. 2363 01:42:18,006 --> 01:42:19,874 You'll get them next time, huh? 2364 01:42:21,643 --> 01:42:23,345 Unless we die here. 2365 01:42:26,215 --> 01:42:28,459 Then you will not. 2366 01:42:28,483 --> 01:42:30,428 You know what, I'm not going down like this. 2367 01:42:30,452 --> 01:42:31,996 I need you to untie me. 2368 01:42:32,020 --> 01:42:33,231 Bosom. What? 2369 01:42:33,255 --> 01:42:34,856 Stop! God damn it! 2370 01:42:35,824 --> 01:42:36,824 Just untie me. 2371 01:42:37,659 --> 01:42:39,737 No, you heard Mr. Fine. He's working a plan. 2372 01:42:39,761 --> 01:42:40,871 We have to stay put. 2373 01:42:40,895 --> 01:42:42,697 Untie me. Now. 2374 01:42:46,201 --> 01:42:47,745 That's my ass. 2375 01:42:47,769 --> 01:42:50,948 It is very difficult to see or gauge my position. 2376 01:42:50,972 --> 01:42:52,350 You're just simply grabbing my ass. 2377 01:42:52,374 --> 01:42:54,919 Oh. I am, sorry. 2378 01:42:54,943 --> 01:42:56,987 Let's roll to our side. 2379 01:42:57,011 --> 01:42:58,088 God! 2380 01:42:58,112 --> 01:42:59,857 Oh! Hey! 2381 01:42:59,881 --> 01:43:02,960 The knot is very tight, but I am making progress. 2382 01:43:02,984 --> 01:43:04,562 Your hand is way up in there. 2383 01:43:04,586 --> 01:43:08,299 My right hand is restrained from the weight of my body. 2384 01:43:08,323 --> 01:43:09,700 Okay. Let's try this. 2385 01:43:09,724 --> 01:43:10,901 Oh, God. 2386 01:43:10,925 --> 01:43:12,403 (GRUNTING) 2387 01:43:12,427 --> 01:43:16,798 Okay. I will inchworm my way... 2388 01:43:17,299 --> 01:43:18,767 (GRUNTING LOUDLY) 2389 01:43:23,872 --> 01:43:25,274 You're being very loud. 2390 01:43:27,242 --> 01:43:28,543 (GROANING) 2391 01:43:29,611 --> 01:43:30,611 Shh! 2392 01:43:31,179 --> 01:43:32,514 (GROANING) 2393 01:43:34,015 --> 01:43:36,761 Wait. I have idea. 2394 01:43:36,785 --> 01:43:37,785 God. Another one? 2395 01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:40,331 Oh, Jesus. Don't move. 2396 01:43:40,355 --> 01:43:41,832 Wait, wait, wait! Stay still. 2397 01:43:41,856 --> 01:43:43,100 No, no, no! 2398 01:43:43,124 --> 01:43:44,469 Yes, yes, yes. 2399 01:43:44,493 --> 01:43:46,003 Oh, God! Yes. 2400 01:43:46,027 --> 01:43:47,738 Can't be happening. 2401 01:43:47,762 --> 01:43:49,907 Damn it, I was having such an empowering moment 2402 01:43:49,931 --> 01:43:52,009 before this started. 2403 01:43:52,033 --> 01:43:57,282 My penis may be gently kissing the back of your head. 2404 01:43:57,306 --> 01:43:58,849 Just untie me before I crush your nuts. 2405 01:43:58,873 --> 01:44:00,351 Oh, please. 2406 01:44:00,375 --> 01:44:02,877 If only we had time for such pleasures. 2407 01:44:03,678 --> 01:44:05,556 Go! 2408 01:44:05,580 --> 01:44:07,949 Your face and the knot are about to enter my colon. 2409 01:44:09,884 --> 01:44:11,320 Stop licking it! 2410 01:44:13,355 --> 01:44:14,589 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2411 01:44:15,424 --> 01:44:16,867 It is done. 2412 01:44:16,891 --> 01:44:18,436 Thank you, Aldo. 2413 01:44:18,460 --> 01:44:20,204 I don't wanna know why my neck is wet... 2414 01:44:20,228 --> 01:44:22,106 but you did excellent work. Prego. 2415 01:44:22,130 --> 01:44:24,074 Turn around, let me untie you, 2416 01:44:24,098 --> 01:44:25,600 and let's get the fuck out of here. 2417 01:44:50,158 --> 01:44:51,158 (SIZZLING) 2418 01:45:11,312 --> 01:45:13,223 I need you to alert CIA and Interpol. 2419 01:45:13,247 --> 01:45:15,125 I'm gonna go to De Luca's and back up Fine. 2420 01:45:15,149 --> 01:45:16,229 You know where the villa is? 2421 01:45:18,553 --> 01:45:20,865 I know everything. 2422 01:45:20,889 --> 01:45:23,334 One day, lady super spy... 2423 01:45:23,358 --> 01:45:24,859 Susan Cooper... 2424 01:45:25,460 --> 01:45:26,761 I will fuck you. 2425 01:45:54,789 --> 01:45:55,789 (CHUCKLES) 2426 01:46:02,063 --> 01:46:05,342 The danger is I'm dangerous. 2427 01:46:05,366 --> 01:46:08,345 And I might just tear you apart 2428 01:46:08,369 --> 01:46:10,781 I love this new car smell. 2429 01:46:10,805 --> 01:46:12,040 Really nice. 2430 01:46:13,542 --> 01:46:15,352 (SNIFFS) Oh. Mmm. 2431 01:46:15,376 --> 01:46:17,011 ♪ I'm gonna get ya ♪ 2432 01:46:17,579 --> 01:46:19,080 ♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪ 2433 01:46:20,482 --> 01:46:23,985 I wanna taste the way that you bleed 2434 01:46:28,990 --> 01:46:31,993 I'm gonna catch ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya. 2435 01:46:32,527 --> 01:46:33,862 ♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪ 2436 01:46:35,363 --> 01:46:38,500 I wanna taste the way that you bleed 2437 01:46:41,436 --> 01:46:43,004 (MEN YELLING) 2438 01:47:04,959 --> 01:47:07,171 Welcome to Lake Balaton. 2439 01:47:07,195 --> 01:47:08,606 I found this staircase 2440 01:47:08,630 --> 01:47:11,642 and made them build a house around it. 2441 01:47:11,666 --> 01:47:14,168 Our dear Mr. Dudaev will be arriving shortly. 2442 01:47:15,704 --> 01:47:19,684 You are about to become a very rich woman, Rayna. 2443 01:47:19,708 --> 01:47:21,686 Which means you'll have to be a little more careful... 2444 01:47:21,710 --> 01:47:24,121 about the company you keep. 2445 01:47:24,145 --> 01:47:27,525 So many people have such terrible agendas... 2446 01:47:27,549 --> 01:47:29,994 like perhaps your friend here. 2447 01:47:30,018 --> 01:47:32,787 I can see his obvious outer appeal. 2448 01:47:33,655 --> 01:47:35,056 You have terrific eyes. 2449 01:47:35,790 --> 01:47:37,201 Thanks. 2450 01:47:37,225 --> 01:47:39,127 But he also works for the CIA, doesn't he? 2451 01:47:40,461 --> 01:47:44,308 An odd choice of companion for someone in your work, Rayna. 2452 01:47:44,332 --> 01:47:47,377 Doesn't exactly inspire confidence in those around you. 2453 01:47:47,401 --> 01:47:50,515 Fuck you, Sergio. You would never talk to my father like that. 2454 01:47:50,539 --> 01:47:51,682 I never had to. 2455 01:47:51,706 --> 01:47:53,551 Mr. De Luca, it's true. 2456 01:47:53,575 --> 01:47:56,020 I worked for the CIA, but they think I'm dead. 2457 01:47:56,044 --> 01:47:58,780 I'm with Rayna now, and I'm here to help you both. 2458 01:47:59,681 --> 01:48:02,751 You and Karen Walker are both double agents. 2459 01:48:03,885 --> 01:48:05,930 What's going on at the CIA? 2460 01:48:05,954 --> 01:48:07,689 Drones taking all the cool assignments? 2461 01:48:08,089 --> 01:48:09,089 (BOTH LAUGH) 2462 01:48:10,058 --> 01:48:11,502 If we don't get rid of him right now, 2463 01:48:11,526 --> 01:48:12,761 I'm calling off the deal. 2464 01:48:14,763 --> 01:48:17,141 Don't you fucking dare. 2465 01:48:17,165 --> 01:48:18,643 Yeah, why don't you listen to that asshole. 2466 01:48:18,667 --> 01:48:20,811 Don't you fucking dare. 2467 01:48:20,835 --> 01:48:23,572 You're a bit outnumbered here, Miss... 2468 01:48:24,739 --> 01:48:26,050 I'm sorry, what the fuck is your name? 2469 01:48:26,074 --> 01:48:28,819 Susan Cooper. I'm with the CIA. 2470 01:48:28,843 --> 01:48:31,622 Jesus. Rayna, did you invite the entire agency here... 2471 01:48:31,646 --> 01:48:34,358 or are they just having a company retreat 2472 01:48:34,382 --> 01:48:35,693 at the villa next door? 2473 01:48:35,717 --> 01:48:37,161 God, you're funny, huh? 2474 01:48:37,185 --> 01:48:38,529 It's just me. 2475 01:48:38,553 --> 01:48:39,630 It's gonna be in your best interest 2476 01:48:39,654 --> 01:48:41,799 to keep Fine and me alive. 2477 01:48:41,823 --> 01:48:44,569 I'm trying, but I'm not quite following your logic. 2478 01:48:44,593 --> 01:48:46,403 You want me to slow it down for you? Okay. 2479 01:48:46,427 --> 01:48:48,072 You're about to meet with Solsa Dudaev... 2480 01:48:48,096 --> 01:48:51,108 a man I've been collecting intelligence on for years. 2481 01:48:51,132 --> 01:48:52,643 And I'm guessing that your boys here 2482 01:48:52,667 --> 01:48:53,978 are too busy manscaping... 2483 01:48:54,002 --> 01:48:56,446 to have told you how he does business. 2484 01:48:56,470 --> 01:48:58,683 Because about half the people he deals with end up dead. 2485 01:48:58,707 --> 01:48:59,950 I can tell you what Dudaev's gonna do 2486 01:48:59,974 --> 01:49:02,052 five minutes before he even thinks about it. 2487 01:49:02,076 --> 01:49:05,322 And I sure as shit know enough to cover up a Russian flag tattoo... 2488 01:49:05,346 --> 01:49:07,124 since Dudaev's brother was killed by the Russian military. 2489 01:49:07,148 --> 01:49:08,626 Jesus! 2490 01:49:08,650 --> 01:49:10,895 You own a computer? You heard of fucking Google? 2491 01:49:10,919 --> 01:49:12,329 I'll tell you another thing. 2492 01:49:12,353 --> 01:49:13,530 You know your little girlfriend... 2493 01:49:13,554 --> 01:49:15,800 the one from the Paris bombing? 2494 01:49:15,824 --> 01:49:17,501 She's just using you to get to Rayna. 2495 01:49:17,525 --> 01:49:19,136 If it hadn't been for me last night... 2496 01:49:19,160 --> 01:49:20,671 she would've kidnapped her at the club... 2497 01:49:20,695 --> 01:49:21,639 and then you'd be standing here 2498 01:49:21,663 --> 01:49:22,840 with your dick in your hand... 2499 01:49:22,864 --> 01:49:24,241 because you'd never find that bomb. 2500 01:49:24,265 --> 01:49:26,376 So you need me, De Luca. 2501 01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:28,603 And I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive. 2502 01:49:35,043 --> 01:49:36,420 Now, let me get this straight. 2503 01:49:36,444 --> 01:49:37,988 You work for the CIA... 2504 01:49:38,012 --> 01:49:40,658 yet you're willing to help me sell a nuclear bomb... 2505 01:49:40,682 --> 01:49:42,192 in order to save this man's life? 2506 01:49:42,216 --> 01:49:43,493 Why would I believe that? 2507 01:49:43,517 --> 01:49:45,620 Because she's in love with him. 2508 01:49:47,021 --> 01:49:48,332 Yeah, so what? 2509 01:49:48,356 --> 01:49:50,034 This idiot doesn't even know it. 2510 01:49:50,058 --> 01:49:52,326 Too dumb to know I'd do anything for him. 2511 01:49:54,128 --> 01:49:55,940 And fuck the CIA, right? 2512 01:49:55,964 --> 01:49:57,775 What have they ever done for me? 2513 01:49:57,799 --> 01:50:00,044 Took 10 years of my life, gave me shitty pay... 2514 01:50:00,068 --> 01:50:02,847 put me in a basement with a ceiling full of bats... 2515 01:50:02,871 --> 01:50:04,882 that pretty sure gave me pinkeye or at least an allergy... 2516 01:50:04,906 --> 01:50:06,240 Something got fucked up in my eye. 2517 01:50:08,042 --> 01:50:09,486 I would've been out a long time ago 2518 01:50:09,510 --> 01:50:10,712 if it hadn't been for Fine. 2519 01:50:12,981 --> 01:50:16,050 So, yeah, I'll do anything it takes to keep him alive. 2520 01:50:17,686 --> 01:50:19,630 That's pretty pathetic, right? 2521 01:50:19,654 --> 01:50:22,023 (SCOFFS) Extremely pathetic. 2522 01:50:22,590 --> 01:50:24,368 God, you're an asshole. 2523 01:50:24,392 --> 01:50:27,028 When this is over, I'm gonna shave that fucking head. 2524 01:50:27,762 --> 01:50:28,797 All right, Miss Havisham. 2525 01:50:29,864 --> 01:50:31,375 I'll take you up on your offer. 2526 01:50:31,399 --> 01:50:33,935 But if you try anything, I mean anything... 2527 01:50:35,203 --> 01:50:36,714 I'll make your dream come true 2528 01:50:36,738 --> 01:50:38,378 and send you and your boyfriend to heaven. 2529 01:50:40,341 --> 01:50:41,341 Let's go. 2530 01:50:54,588 --> 01:50:55,790 Mr. Dudaev. 2531 01:50:56,390 --> 01:50:58,002 Welcome to Hungary. 2532 01:50:58,026 --> 01:51:00,695 Like Chechnya, only easier to pronounce. 2533 01:51:01,562 --> 01:51:03,364 Enough with the bullshit. 2534 01:51:04,432 --> 01:51:06,476 Where is the package? 2535 01:51:06,500 --> 01:51:09,714 Once my client sees the payment... 2536 01:51:09,738 --> 01:51:12,482 she'll take us all to its very secure hiding spot. 2537 01:51:12,506 --> 01:51:14,675 Wherever that may be. 2538 01:51:23,151 --> 01:51:24,185 I got it, handsome. 2539 01:51:26,154 --> 01:51:27,664 100,000,000 Euros 2540 01:51:27,688 --> 01:51:29,128 doesn't buy what it used to, does it? 2541 01:51:32,861 --> 01:51:34,062 Nice ice, Solsa. 2542 01:51:36,130 --> 01:51:37,165 Right. 2543 01:51:38,532 --> 01:51:39,844 He's all yours. 2544 01:51:39,868 --> 01:51:42,103 Gentlemen, if you would follow me. 2545 01:52:09,164 --> 01:52:10,408 Here it is. 2546 01:52:10,432 --> 01:52:11,743 What is this bullshit? 2547 01:52:11,767 --> 01:52:13,678 Bullshit? 2548 01:52:13,702 --> 01:52:15,480 Solsa, I'll have you know... 2549 01:52:15,504 --> 01:52:16,738 It's the nuke. 2550 01:52:18,340 --> 01:52:19,741 Clever girl. 2551 01:52:26,415 --> 01:52:27,415 A lead-lined compartment. 2552 01:52:28,283 --> 01:52:29,560 RAYNA: Correct. 2553 01:52:29,584 --> 01:52:32,363 The lead lining is thick as to mask any radiation detection. 2554 01:52:32,387 --> 01:52:34,732 My father was extremely good at his job. 2555 01:52:34,756 --> 01:52:36,567 DE LUCA: Unbelievable! 2556 01:52:36,591 --> 01:52:37,836 You could have warned me, Rayna. 2557 01:52:37,860 --> 01:52:39,037 I've been throwing my gym clothes 2558 01:52:39,061 --> 01:52:40,301 on top of that thing for a week. 2559 01:52:56,812 --> 01:52:58,247 It is beautiful. 2560 01:52:59,481 --> 01:53:00,515 Yes, it is. 2561 01:53:05,855 --> 01:53:06,935 What the fuck are you doing? 2562 01:53:07,789 --> 01:53:08,858 Conducting business. 2563 01:53:14,997 --> 01:53:15,997 Uh-uh. 2564 01:53:17,799 --> 01:53:18,799 Put it in the helicopter. 2565 01:53:19,835 --> 01:53:20,955 And don't forget my diamonds. 2566 01:53:24,606 --> 01:53:26,117 What the fuck is going on? 2567 01:53:26,141 --> 01:53:27,853 De Luca played you, Rayna. 2568 01:53:27,877 --> 01:53:29,387 And you led him right to it. 2569 01:53:29,411 --> 01:53:31,823 You didn't expect me to let him have it, did you? 2570 01:53:31,847 --> 01:53:34,325 I mean, it's like giving a Stradivarius to a hillbilly. 2571 01:53:34,349 --> 01:53:36,027 I have a buyer who's willing to pay me 2572 01:53:36,051 --> 01:53:38,629 500,000,000 Euros for it. 2573 01:53:38,653 --> 01:53:40,065 And Dudaev would've never been able 2574 01:53:40,089 --> 01:53:42,567 to get that bomb onto American soil. 2575 01:53:42,591 --> 01:53:44,535 My buyer will have it in the middle of New York City... 2576 01:53:44,559 --> 01:53:46,295 and use it next week. 2577 01:53:47,496 --> 01:53:49,007 So, you know, 2578 01:53:49,031 --> 01:53:50,275 if you haven't seen Phantom yet... 2579 01:53:50,299 --> 01:53:52,443 So, what? 2580 01:53:52,467 --> 01:53:54,347 Does this mean you're gonna kill me too, Sergio? 2581 01:53:54,736 --> 01:53:56,005 I'm afraid so. 2582 01:53:56,906 --> 01:53:58,349 Sorry, Rayna. 2583 01:53:58,373 --> 01:53:59,717 It's just cleaner that way. You understand. 2584 01:53:59,741 --> 01:54:00,910 Explain it to me, De Luca! 2585 01:54:03,412 --> 01:54:04,412 (GRUNTS) 2586 01:54:08,750 --> 01:54:10,896 (SIGHS) God. He means well. 2587 01:54:10,920 --> 01:54:12,720 This day just keeps getting better and better. 2588 01:54:14,256 --> 01:54:15,934 Thanks for the performance, folks. 2589 01:54:15,958 --> 01:54:17,459 But sorry, Rayna, show's over. 2590 01:54:24,399 --> 01:54:25,399 Go! Go! 2591 01:54:34,676 --> 01:54:35,676 (GRUNTS) 2592 01:54:44,253 --> 01:54:45,796 Holy shit. 2593 01:54:45,820 --> 01:54:47,189 Where's De Luca? Susan! 2594 01:54:48,823 --> 01:54:49,834 Get down! 2595 01:54:49,858 --> 01:54:51,169 (GROANS) 2596 01:54:51,193 --> 01:54:52,270 No! 2597 01:54:52,294 --> 01:54:53,662 Whoa! Ah! 2598 01:54:56,398 --> 01:54:57,499 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2599 01:54:59,368 --> 01:55:01,146 I should have killed you when I had the chance. 2600 01:55:01,170 --> 01:55:02,680 Rayna! What? 2601 01:55:02,704 --> 01:55:03,704 Under the car! 2602 01:55:04,839 --> 01:55:05,839 Push it over! 2603 01:55:07,609 --> 01:55:09,187 Seriously? 2604 01:55:09,211 --> 01:55:11,546 God, use those fucking bird arms and push it! 2605 01:55:17,219 --> 01:55:18,219 (CLICKS) 2606 01:55:19,288 --> 01:55:20,288 (LAUGHING) 2607 01:55:20,622 --> 01:55:21,622 Oh! 2608 01:55:22,557 --> 01:55:23,557 What happened? 2609 01:55:24,393 --> 01:55:25,570 Did I get him? 2610 01:55:25,594 --> 01:55:27,572 De Luca's got the bomb on the helicopter. Get up! 2611 01:55:27,596 --> 01:55:28,940 Oh, fuck me! 2612 01:55:28,964 --> 01:55:30,165 I got this. 2613 01:55:37,539 --> 01:55:38,816 No! 2614 01:55:38,840 --> 01:55:40,551 Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! 2615 01:55:40,575 --> 01:55:41,552 Hurry up! 2616 01:55:41,576 --> 01:55:42,576 Come on! 2617 01:55:47,449 --> 01:55:48,550 Kill her! 2618 01:55:49,951 --> 01:55:51,229 I've got this. I've done this before! 2619 01:55:51,253 --> 01:55:52,253 Ah! 2620 01:55:55,457 --> 01:55:57,102 (GUN CLICKS) 2621 01:55:57,126 --> 01:55:58,446 Cooper, you're gonna fuck this up! 2622 01:55:58,760 --> 01:55:59,760 Shut up and help! 2623 01:56:05,200 --> 01:56:07,069 Are you kidding me? 2624 01:56:11,873 --> 01:56:13,118 Ford, what the hell are you doing? 2625 01:56:13,142 --> 01:56:14,519 I'm gonna crawl up you... 2626 01:56:14,543 --> 01:56:15,610 and take out De Luca. 2627 01:56:16,911 --> 01:56:18,189 Get your hands off my boobs! 2628 01:56:18,213 --> 01:56:19,557 I'm saving you! 2629 01:56:19,581 --> 01:56:21,726 Oh, my God. Those do not belong on those! 2630 01:56:21,750 --> 01:56:22,893 I can't get a good grip. 2631 01:56:22,917 --> 01:56:24,962 Your pants are too slippery! 2632 01:56:24,986 --> 01:56:26,797 You should have worn coarser pants. 2633 01:56:26,821 --> 01:56:29,300 Well, I'm tired of wearing my fucking sandpaper pants. 2634 01:56:29,324 --> 01:56:31,460 Clench your ass! Clench your fucking ass! 2635 01:56:32,661 --> 01:56:33,904 Oh! Get out of there! 2636 01:56:33,928 --> 01:56:35,473 Help me out! 2637 01:56:35,497 --> 01:56:36,907 You motherfucker! 2638 01:56:36,931 --> 01:56:38,300 I'm gonna report you to HR. 2639 01:56:38,667 --> 01:56:39,844 (YELLS) 2640 01:56:39,868 --> 01:56:41,179 Hang on tight! 2641 01:56:41,203 --> 01:56:43,014 I'm gonna swing like I'm on a trapeze, 2642 01:56:43,038 --> 01:56:44,606 and leap my way up to the cockpit... 2643 01:56:45,940 --> 01:56:46,940 (SCREAMING) 2644 01:56:48,477 --> 01:56:51,513 I told you you was gonna fuck this up, Cooper! 2645 01:56:56,051 --> 01:56:57,552 SUSAN: Holy smokes! 2646 01:56:58,153 --> 01:56:59,588 Ooh, that's high! 2647 01:57:00,155 --> 01:57:01,190 (SCREAMS) 2648 01:57:06,461 --> 01:57:07,629 God damn it! 2649 01:57:09,131 --> 01:57:11,176 Fucking new suit. 2650 01:57:11,200 --> 01:57:13,034 This shit ends now! 2651 01:57:15,404 --> 01:57:16,547 Freeze! 2652 01:57:16,571 --> 01:57:17,782 Oh, my God! 2653 01:57:17,806 --> 01:57:19,617 I am not in the fucking mood for your bullshit! 2654 01:57:19,641 --> 01:57:20,761 Yeah? Then you'll love this! 2655 01:57:21,776 --> 01:57:23,088 (SCREAMS) 2656 01:57:23,112 --> 01:57:26,557 I am not in the mood for your bullshit! 2657 01:57:26,581 --> 01:57:27,582 Back up! 2658 01:57:28,117 --> 01:57:29,560 Sorry, spy. 2659 01:57:29,584 --> 01:57:30,595 Playtime's over. 2660 01:57:30,619 --> 01:57:31,762 Yeah, it is. 2661 01:57:31,786 --> 01:57:32,763 Say goodbye to your toys! 2662 01:57:32,787 --> 01:57:33,964 What are you doing? 2663 01:57:33,988 --> 01:57:35,032 Don't you dare! Oh, my God! 2664 01:57:35,056 --> 01:57:36,125 Don't! 2665 01:57:37,992 --> 01:57:39,437 No! 2666 01:57:39,461 --> 01:57:40,529 Oh, my God! 2667 01:57:49,504 --> 01:57:50,504 (GROANS) 2668 01:57:54,809 --> 01:57:56,187 Die! 2669 01:57:56,211 --> 01:57:57,246 (GUNSHOT) Ah! 2670 01:58:01,049 --> 01:58:02,260 (WHOOPING) 2671 01:58:02,284 --> 01:58:04,362 I just shot a man! 2672 01:58:04,386 --> 01:58:06,831 Is it wrong it felt so right? 2673 01:58:06,855 --> 01:58:08,290 It's so me! 2674 01:58:10,759 --> 01:58:12,394 Hey! Heroic lady! 2675 01:58:13,128 --> 01:58:14,405 In my country, 2676 01:58:14,429 --> 01:58:17,108 there is a saying about women like you... 2677 01:58:17,132 --> 01:58:18,909 "Hot as fuck!" 2678 01:58:18,933 --> 01:58:21,212 Oh, God. Not now, Aldo. 2679 01:58:21,236 --> 01:58:22,504 Go, Susan! 2680 01:58:22,771 --> 01:58:24,115 Oh. 2681 01:58:24,139 --> 01:58:25,540 That was not part of my plan. 2682 01:58:27,041 --> 01:58:28,819 (GRUNTS) 2683 01:58:28,843 --> 01:58:31,856 Just like a woman to wear jewelry into battle. 2684 01:58:31,880 --> 01:58:33,258 Although, this is the ugliest 2685 01:58:33,282 --> 01:58:34,492 fucking necklace I've ever seen! 2686 01:58:34,516 --> 01:58:35,660 Yes, it is. 2687 01:58:35,684 --> 01:58:36,684 And it's all yours... 2688 01:58:37,252 --> 01:58:38,587 with an adjustable toggle! 2689 01:58:39,020 --> 01:58:41,190 (SCREAMING) 2690 01:58:50,765 --> 01:58:51,976 (ALARMS BEEPING) 2691 01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:53,668 Here we go. No problem. 2692 01:58:54,102 --> 01:58:56,147 Come on! 2693 01:58:56,171 --> 01:58:58,082 Okay! All right, I got it. 2694 01:58:58,106 --> 01:58:59,341 I got it. 2695 01:59:06,415 --> 01:59:08,058 Nice copter! Where'd you get it? 2696 01:59:08,082 --> 01:59:10,428 It's 50 Cent's! 2697 01:59:10,452 --> 01:59:12,963 I had to deputize him to let us use it! 2698 01:59:12,987 --> 01:59:15,166 He is so afraid of me! 2699 01:59:15,190 --> 01:59:17,202 I'm a motherfucking spy! 2700 01:59:17,226 --> 01:59:18,769 Let's go shoot somebody else! 2701 01:59:18,793 --> 01:59:22,240 Simmer down, 50 Cent, or I'll mount you again. 2702 01:59:22,264 --> 01:59:24,074 This day is just getting better and better! 2703 01:59:24,098 --> 01:59:25,600 He wants me! 2704 01:59:26,968 --> 01:59:29,113 I think we should land. 2705 01:59:29,137 --> 01:59:31,206 I dropped a nuke in the water. 2706 01:59:32,207 --> 01:59:33,308 (EXHALES) 2707 01:59:45,019 --> 01:59:47,232 Good job, guys. Sorry about the lake. 2708 01:59:47,256 --> 01:59:48,366 All right, motherfucker, don't push. 2709 01:59:48,390 --> 01:59:49,967 You're gonna get your pictures. 2710 01:59:49,991 --> 01:59:51,336 There's enough 50 to go around. 2711 01:59:51,360 --> 01:59:52,537 You know I just helped kill a terrorist, right? 2712 01:59:52,561 --> 01:59:53,971 You ever see Kanye do some shit like that? 2713 01:59:53,995 --> 01:59:55,364 He never, never! 2714 01:59:59,468 --> 02:00:01,412 Isn't this wonderful? 2715 02:00:01,436 --> 02:00:03,881 I was hoping to spend the rest of my life in jail. 2716 02:00:03,905 --> 02:00:05,750 Give me some quality time to deal with the fact... 2717 02:00:05,774 --> 02:00:07,894 that I was sleeping with the man who killed my father. 2718 02:00:08,310 --> 02:00:09,654 Anyway. Call my lawyer. 2719 02:00:09,678 --> 02:00:10,988 Get the Goyard tote from the hotel. 2720 02:00:11,012 --> 02:00:12,257 I need everything on time... 2721 02:00:12,281 --> 02:00:14,058 Do you think I still work for you? 2722 02:00:14,082 --> 02:00:16,827 Whatever. Fuck you. 2723 02:00:16,851 --> 02:00:19,421 I knew you really liked me. 2724 02:00:20,589 --> 02:00:21,589 Hey! 2725 02:00:23,758 --> 02:00:25,594 Fuck you too. 2726 02:00:30,532 --> 02:00:32,000 Don't touch my fucking hair! 2727 02:00:34,336 --> 02:00:35,570 What are you looking at? 2728 02:00:40,208 --> 02:00:41,686 Oh, God, Aldo, don't... 2729 02:00:41,710 --> 02:00:44,722 I am too tired to fend off your groping. 2730 02:00:44,746 --> 02:00:45,956 (WITH BRITISH ACCENT) Please. 2731 02:00:45,980 --> 02:00:48,259 I understand completely. 2732 02:00:48,283 --> 02:00:51,095 Look, my real name is Albert... 2733 02:00:51,119 --> 02:00:52,430 MI6. 2734 02:00:52,454 --> 02:00:55,300 Look, I'm sorry if my disguise was a bit much. 2735 02:00:55,324 --> 02:00:57,234 I just like to really get into character. 2736 02:00:57,258 --> 02:00:59,169 Although I fear I may have become 2737 02:00:59,193 --> 02:01:01,038 overexcited at certain points. 2738 02:01:01,062 --> 02:01:02,273 Little bit. 2739 02:01:02,297 --> 02:01:03,741 By way of apology... 2740 02:01:03,765 --> 02:01:06,644 should your work ever bring you to London... 2741 02:01:06,668 --> 02:01:09,246 I would love to take you for dinner. 2742 02:01:09,270 --> 02:01:11,916 Okay. Yeah, I think that would be nice. 2743 02:01:11,940 --> 02:01:13,342 Wonderful. 2744 02:01:17,679 --> 02:01:19,089 God! 2745 02:01:19,113 --> 02:01:21,992 (WITH ITALIAN ACCENT) How you like my English accent, huh? 2746 02:01:22,016 --> 02:01:25,363 I learn it from the Downton Abbey. 2747 02:01:25,387 --> 02:01:27,027 (WITH BRITISH ACCENT) No, I'm only joking. 2748 02:01:27,288 --> 02:01:28,633 Or am I? 2749 02:01:28,657 --> 02:01:29,758 Oh, my God. 2750 02:01:30,825 --> 02:01:31,825 FINE: Coop. 2751 02:01:32,160 --> 02:01:33,137 Great work. 2752 02:01:33,161 --> 02:01:34,839 What a job. 2753 02:01:34,863 --> 02:01:36,574 Super Cooper. Really amazing. 2754 02:01:36,598 --> 02:01:38,208 - Thanks. - ELAINE: Yes, it was. 2755 02:01:38,232 --> 02:01:39,310 You really came through. 2756 02:01:39,334 --> 02:01:40,645 Thank you, ma'am. 2757 02:01:40,669 --> 02:01:42,036 I'd like to keep you out in the field for now. 2758 02:01:42,236 --> 02:01:43,748 Wow. 2759 02:01:43,772 --> 02:01:45,816 We need you to fly to Prague tomorrow... 2760 02:01:45,840 --> 02:01:48,085 to infiltrate an international drug-smuggling ring. 2761 02:01:48,109 --> 02:01:49,378 Here's your new identity. 2762 02:01:51,980 --> 02:01:52,980 You in, Cooper? 2763 02:01:54,148 --> 02:01:56,827 Agent Susan Cooper reporting for duty, ma'am. 2764 02:01:56,851 --> 02:01:59,029 Nobody says or does that, but great. I won't do that. 2765 02:01:59,053 --> 02:02:00,053 Okay. 2766 02:02:00,389 --> 02:02:01,799 Thank you. 2767 02:02:01,823 --> 02:02:04,134 Francis Mays is an unemployed telemarketer 2768 02:02:04,158 --> 02:02:05,370 living off her disability checks. 2769 02:02:05,394 --> 02:02:07,572 Oh, sweet Jesus! 2770 02:02:07,596 --> 02:02:10,174 And who wears reading glasses in their passport photo? 2771 02:02:10,198 --> 02:02:12,309 She's only kidding. She got ya! 2772 02:02:12,333 --> 02:02:14,211 (ALL LAUGHING) 2773 02:02:14,235 --> 02:02:15,704 Oh, my God! That was a good one! 2774 02:02:18,239 --> 02:02:20,117 Yeah, actually, I'm not. I don't have a sense of humor. 2775 02:02:20,141 --> 02:02:21,185 No, you don't. 2776 02:02:21,209 --> 02:02:22,853 We'll talk soon. 2777 02:02:22,877 --> 02:02:25,390 Glad the pinkeye is under control. 2778 02:02:25,414 --> 02:02:26,824 That was actually an allergy... 2779 02:02:26,848 --> 02:02:27,949 Okay. Got it. 2780 02:02:28,550 --> 02:02:29,927 So, you're a spy now, Coop. 2781 02:02:29,951 --> 02:02:30,951 Yeah. 2782 02:02:31,453 --> 02:02:32,329 Congratulations. 2783 02:02:32,353 --> 02:02:34,231 Thanks. 2784 02:02:34,255 --> 02:02:35,232 I don't think I'll ever find anyone 2785 02:02:35,256 --> 02:02:36,456 as good as you in the basement. 2786 02:02:38,560 --> 02:02:39,904 I think you will. 2787 02:02:39,928 --> 02:02:41,563 There's a lot of good people down there. 2788 02:02:43,732 --> 02:02:44,975 So, hey... 2789 02:02:44,999 --> 02:02:48,546 I know a great little restaurant right near here. 2790 02:02:48,570 --> 02:02:52,941 Maybe you and I could go for a nice, long dinner? 2791 02:02:59,814 --> 02:03:00,991 You know what, 2792 02:03:01,015 --> 02:03:03,452 I'm just kind of feeling like a girls' night. 2793 02:03:04,318 --> 02:03:05,963 You understand, right? 2794 02:03:05,987 --> 02:03:07,932 Yeah, sure. 2795 02:03:07,956 --> 02:03:09,867 I'll catch you later. You go have a great time. 2796 02:03:09,891 --> 02:03:10,891 Thank you. 2797 02:03:12,561 --> 02:03:14,429 You're a lot furrier than I thought you'd be. 2798 02:03:15,063 --> 02:03:16,674 Yeah. Yeah. 2799 02:03:16,698 --> 02:03:17,999 Smell you later, pal. (CHUCKLES) 2800 02:03:20,802 --> 02:03:22,980 Hey, Coop. 2801 02:03:23,004 --> 02:03:25,974 All those things you said about me to De Luca... 2802 02:03:27,842 --> 02:03:28,842 Did you mean that? 2803 02:03:30,011 --> 02:03:31,012 God, I admire you. 2804 02:03:34,516 --> 02:03:35,960 Glad you're still alive, Beverly, 2805 02:03:35,984 --> 02:03:37,394 you silly fucking girly wanker! 2806 02:03:37,418 --> 02:03:38,520 God! 2807 02:03:39,087 --> 02:03:40,154 Nice work, Cooper. 2808 02:03:41,289 --> 02:03:43,468 Wow. Is that a compliment? 2809 02:03:43,492 --> 02:03:45,002 That's not easy for you to do. 2810 02:03:45,026 --> 02:03:46,804 Fuck it. Look, you did a good job. 2811 02:03:46,828 --> 02:03:48,673 Probably just beginner's luck, though. 2812 02:03:48,697 --> 02:03:51,041 There we go. Where did you get a suit? 2813 02:03:51,065 --> 02:03:52,777 I fucking made it, didn't I? 2814 02:03:52,801 --> 02:03:54,144 It's nice. 2815 02:03:54,168 --> 02:03:55,913 You still out of the CIA? 2816 02:03:55,937 --> 02:03:58,015 Probably not. They need me. 2817 02:03:58,039 --> 02:04:00,050 I think I need to spend some time on my own first, though. 2818 02:04:00,074 --> 02:04:01,075 Clear my head. 2819 02:04:02,376 --> 02:04:04,689 I'm gonna take this down the coast. 2820 02:04:04,713 --> 02:04:07,015 Maybe spend some time in Italy. Drive it to Greece. 2821 02:04:08,583 --> 02:04:10,952 Sometimes a man needs to go to sea. 2822 02:04:11,553 --> 02:04:12,830 SUSAN: Sounds good, Ford. 2823 02:04:12,854 --> 02:04:13,888 Good for you. 2824 02:04:14,823 --> 02:04:15,823 Take care. 2825 02:04:16,357 --> 02:04:17,357 NANCY: Bye. 2826 02:04:20,061 --> 02:04:21,696 FORD: Arrivederci. 2827 02:04:24,332 --> 02:04:25,510 Do you think he knows that's a lake? 2828 02:04:25,534 --> 02:04:27,636 No, I don't. 2829 02:04:32,707 --> 02:04:34,652 Let's go. Okay. 2830 02:04:34,676 --> 02:04:36,854 You can't let anybody see how sore I am. 2831 02:04:36,878 --> 02:04:37,988 I got you. Okay. 2832 02:04:38,012 --> 02:04:39,289 Come here. 2833 02:04:39,313 --> 02:04:41,425 My glutes are really seizing up. 2834 02:04:41,449 --> 02:04:43,127 If you're sore, I'll tell you what. 2835 02:04:43,151 --> 02:04:45,062 Take a hot bath and then we're gonna celebrate. 2836 02:04:45,086 --> 02:04:47,231 I hope you like champagne and beef jerky. 2837 02:04:47,255 --> 02:04:48,499 Well... Oh. That's a... 2838 02:04:48,523 --> 02:04:49,700 You have to! 2839 02:04:49,724 --> 02:04:51,435 Because I stole a case of it... 2840 02:04:51,459 --> 02:04:52,670 I don't know if I like them together. 2841 02:04:52,694 --> 02:04:54,797 Out of 50 Cent's helicopter! 2842 02:04:55,430 --> 02:04:57,042 Slower, slower. 2843 02:04:57,066 --> 02:04:59,234 FORD: Cooper, is this a fucking lake? 2844 02:05:00,936 --> 02:05:03,138 How the fuck do I get to Italy? 2845 02:05:06,576 --> 02:05:07,977 (SNORING) 2846 02:05:11,180 --> 02:05:12,858 Ow. 2847 02:05:12,882 --> 02:05:13,882 MAN: Bosoms. 2848 02:05:19,922 --> 02:05:21,499 (SCREAMING) 2849 02:05:21,523 --> 02:05:23,258 Ah, stop screaming. You loved it. 2850 02:05:25,861 --> 02:05:27,272 Ugh. God. 2851 02:05:27,296 --> 02:05:28,998 ♪ Yeah, listen here! ♪ 2852 02:05:35,738 --> 02:05:40,518 I'm your little heartbreaker Your little earth shaker. 2853 02:05:40,542 --> 02:05:42,954 Don't shake your finger at me. 2854 02:05:42,978 --> 02:05:44,690 ♪ No, no ♪ 2855 02:05:44,714 --> 02:05:48,727 I ain't misbehaving I don't need your saving. 2856 02:05:48,751 --> 02:05:51,553 A little space is something I need 2857 02:05:53,022 --> 02:05:57,268 I'm not that little darling I don't beg your pardon 2858 02:05:57,292 --> 02:06:02,073 I'm trouble with a capital "T" Yeah, yeah 2859 02:06:02,097 --> 02:06:06,168 I'm no angel There's no stopping me. 2860 02:06:07,336 --> 02:06:13,351 Here I come, here I come here I come... 2861 02:06:13,375 --> 02:06:18,223 Well I'm your bad seed rising Ain't no use denying. 2862 02:06:18,247 --> 02:06:22,994 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2863 02:06:23,018 --> 02:06:26,765 Bad seed rising ain't no use in crying. 2864 02:06:26,789 --> 02:06:31,569 ♪ I still wear a halo, my Lord ♪ 2865 02:06:31,593 --> 02:06:36,198 No use denying, this girl ain't a good girl no more. 2866 02:06:37,266 --> 02:06:40,202 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2867 02:06:42,905 --> 02:06:44,515 ♪ Now listen here ♪ 2868 02:06:44,539 --> 02:06:48,920 Bless my heart, bless my soul Like my mama told me so. 2869 02:06:48,944 --> 02:06:53,358 Never lie, keep it gold Always take care of my own. 2870 02:06:53,382 --> 02:06:57,186 'Cause they're always looking They're looking out for me. 2871 02:06:58,721 --> 02:07:04,670 Here I come, here I come here I come... 2872 02:07:04,694 --> 02:07:09,641 Well I'm your bad seed rising Ain't no use denying. 2873 02:07:09,665 --> 02:07:14,179 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2874 02:07:14,203 --> 02:07:17,883 Bad seed rising ain't no use in crying 2875 02:07:17,907 --> 02:07:22,954 I still wear a halo, my Lord. 2876 02:07:22,978 --> 02:07:27,016 No use denying, this girl ain't a good girl no more. 2877 02:07:28,684 --> 02:07:31,420 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2878 02:08:22,872 --> 02:08:28,177 Here I come, here I come here I come... 2879 02:08:28,878 --> 02:08:31,389 ♪ Here I come ♪ 2880 02:08:31,413 --> 02:08:37,495 Here I come, here I come here I come... 2881 02:08:37,519 --> 02:08:40,065 ♪ Here I come ♪ 2882 02:08:40,089 --> 02:08:45,636 Here I come, here I come here I come... 2883 02:08:45,660 --> 02:08:48,273 ♪ Here I come ♪ 2884 02:08:48,297 --> 02:08:51,943 I'm your bad seed rising ain't no use denying. 2885 02:08:51,967 --> 02:08:56,748 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2886 02:08:56,772 --> 02:09:00,385 Bad seed rising Ain't no use in lying. 2887 02:09:00,409 --> 02:09:05,156 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2888 02:09:05,180 --> 02:09:08,960 Bad seed rising Ain't no use in crying 2889 02:09:08,984 --> 02:09:13,598 I still wear a halo my Lord. 2890 02:09:13,622 --> 02:09:15,333 ♪ Ain't no use denying ♪ 2891 02:09:15,357 --> 02:09:19,637 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2892 02:09:19,661 --> 02:09:22,965 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2893 02:09:25,634 --> 02:09:27,102 ♪ Now listen here ♪ 2894 02:09:28,070 --> 02:09:30,748 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2895 02:09:30,772 --> 02:09:32,283 ♪ Ain't no use denying ♪ 2896 02:09:32,307 --> 02:09:36,654 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2897 02:09:36,678 --> 02:09:39,781 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2898 02:09:40,983 --> 02:09:44,253 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2899 02:09:45,220 --> 02:09:48,390 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2900 02:09:49,391 --> 02:09:52,494 This girl ain't a good girl no more. 2901 02:09:53,562 --> 02:09:54,830 Finished? 2902 02:09:55,230 --> 02:09:56,374 Yeah. 2903 02:09:56,398 --> 02:09:57,432 Round two? 2904 02:09:58,433 --> 02:09:59,568 All right. 2905 02:10:01,236 --> 02:10:03,681 Don't do that thing with your thumb again. 2906 02:10:03,705 --> 02:10:05,507 (BOTH LAUGHING) 2907 02:10:08,377 --> 02:10:10,455 I can't believe I said it! I hate myself for saying it! 2908 02:10:10,479 --> 02:10:11,580 She said it!212256