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- Bye, mom! Bye, dad!
- Drive carefully!
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Have fun, you two.
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Yes, we will have as
much fun as possible on our...
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Titanic -themed getaway.
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Let's lose the 'tude, please.
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It's supposed to be romantic.
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Speaking of disasters, dad, we
are leaving you in charge, here.
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I know, c-can we wrap this up?
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Morty and I have some synthetic
laser eels oxidizing in the garage.
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Hey, don't blow me off.
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I am drawing a line, okay?
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Any damage to this house or
these children when we get back,
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and... no more
adventures with Morty.
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Aw, geez, Rick.
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If my mom's the one
who's saying it,
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then you know it's pretty
serious this time.
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That's right.
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Wait. What?
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Listen, you have my
word as a caregiver,
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everything's gonna be fine.
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And if not, like you say, no
more adventures or whatever.
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It's like that old song
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"blomp blomp-a noop noop
a-noop noop noop".
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You guys know that song?
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From tiny rogerts?
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You never heard of it?
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You know, the black effeminate
guy from the '50s?
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No-nobody?
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A-all right, whatever.
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Look, who cares?
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Just go on your stupid trip.
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Not one thing out of place.
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Not a single thing.
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Well, we're past the
point of no return.
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I'm going to have a party.
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Corrections by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com
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I found jello.
Can you sneak your mom's vodka?
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Yes, she does.
I saw it in your laundry room.
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Listen, you can't both be in
denial about it.
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Okay, bye.
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Summer, you can't
throw a party!
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Remember what mom said?
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Yeah, if anything gets messed up,
you and grandpa Rick get punished.
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I'm only a human being, Morty.
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Rick, tell summer she
can't have a party!
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Uh, summer, you can't
have a party.
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Because I'm having a
party, b-I-I-I-itch!
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Oh, what?!
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Rick, you can't!
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What do you mean
you're having a party?
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Are some glip glops from the
third dimension going to come
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over and play cards or
something?
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"Glip glop?"
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You're lucky a traflorkian
doesn't hear you say that.
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Is that like their n-word?
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It's like the n-word
and the c-word had a baby and it
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was raised by all the bad words
for Jews.
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Listen, I think the three
of us could just, you know,
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have a nice time, like
just hanging out, and, you know,
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doing a little bonding and --
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screw that.
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This is my chance to gain some
footing with the cool kids.
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That's why you party?
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Boy, you really are 17.
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Why do you party?
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To get wr-wriggedy
wriggedy wrecked, son!
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Just keep your Sci-Fi friends
away from my awesome ones.
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Yeah, and you keep your awesome
friends away from my canapes.
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After dinner, Titanic 2 will
attach to the rail system near
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our replica iceberg, and the
hydraulics encased in these
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tubes will execute a controlled
sink into the icy depths.
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A rail system seems archaic for
an attraction this impressive.
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Are you sure the ship will sink?
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I can assure you the ship
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will sink, as it has a thousand
times before.
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It is un-unsinkable.
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Ooh!
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Look, it's the line
for the bow!
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Jerry, I'd love to just kick
back with a Margarita and read.
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Do you mind if I skip the whole
"king of the world" bit?
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Well, it's not the
"king of the world" bit.
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That's Jack and fabrizio.
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This is where rose says, "I'm
flying, Jack!" But whatever.
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I can be the only
one to do it alone.
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Well, what about her?
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Would you like to take
my place in line?
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I, uh -- I could get into
trouble.
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We won't tell.
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So...
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- You're a Titanic fanatic?
- Oh, yes.
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I've worked here
since it opened,
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but I've never been
able to participate.
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Happy to help... rose.
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I love watching bukkake.
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I mean, like, I don't know if I
personally would ever do it...
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Brad! Hey!
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Yo.
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Brad is here!
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Quick, make my hair look drunk.
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Check it out.
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Tammy's already drunk.
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Cool.
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The beacon was activated.
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Who is in danger?
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Ugh! Grandpa!
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Birdperson!
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I am pleased there is no
emergency.
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Oh, there's an
emergency, all right.
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A emergency!
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When's the last time you got
laid, 'pers?
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It has been a... challenging
mating season for birdperson.
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Then it's time to get
your beak wet tonight, playah.
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Go have some fun out there
birdp-- bird-- birdperson.
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Oh, man, how many
people did you invite, Rick?
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Uh... people?
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Mm, six.
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Yo! What up, my glip glops?!
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Oh, man!
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Oh!
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Y-y-you know there's a garbage,
right?
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Hey, uh, what the hell?!
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Ooh. That's why you never
invite a floopy doop
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and a shmoopy doop
to the same party.
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Oh, oh, g--
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oh, that's disgusting!
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You guys are in my parents' bed!
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Oh. Sorry.
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I'm not feeling too well.
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I just needed to lie
down for a bit.
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Oh. Okay.
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S-s-sorry.
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Oh, my God!
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Are you kidding me?!
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The thing people don't
realize about the Gear Wars is
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that it was never really about
the gears at all.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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No, no, to-totally.
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- Rick, you got to stop --
- Morty!
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- Have you met gearhead?
- Hey, how's --
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Morty here, he -- he would love
to hear all about the Gear Wars.
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How familiar are you with the
Gear Wars, exactly?
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Uh... Not at all.
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Oh, boy.
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I envy you.
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Okay, it was about
754 years ago...
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Oh, hey, Morty!
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H-have you -- have you
met my buddy scropon?
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Not again, Rick.
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That last guy droned on for
20 minutes, you know?
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And meanwhile, the whole house
is being destroyed!
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Whoa, Morty, this guy's
entire planet was destroyed.
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Have a little perspective.
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Hey, Rick, squanchy
party, bro!
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Aw! Squanchy!
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Is there a good place for me
to squanch around here?
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Squanchy, you can
squanch wherever you want, man.
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- Mi casa es su casa, dawg!
- All right!
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I like your squanch!
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Uh, Rick, what exactly
is "squanching"?
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Morty, listen -- we've
had a lot of really cool
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adventures over the last year,
but it's time to relax.
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Yeah, if I relax now, there might
not even be any more adventures!
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Jesus, Morty, you're
bumming me out.
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Can't we just pretend like
everything's fine for a few hours,
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enjoy ourselves, and then
worry about all this later?
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Yeah, that's easy for
you to say, Rick.
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You know, you like not caring
about stuff.
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You know, wh-wh-what's in this
for me?
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For me?
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Jessica.
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Knock it off, slow mobius!
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Ha ha! Sorry, dude!
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I'm just trying to show off my
powers, bro!
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I can't believe she's here.
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Well, what are you
doing standing here, Morty?
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Go. Talk to her.
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Tonight, the only adventure you're
on is your cusping manhood.
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Oh, Rose.
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Whee!
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Is that what I think it is?
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Yes, every couple gets to
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re-create Jack's drowning at the
end of the movie.
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It's so romantic.
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I can't wait to do
that with Beth.
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I don't know, Jerry.
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With all due respect, it seems
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like your wife may not be that
interested.
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Look!
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Iceberg, right ahead!
The buffet is now closed.
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Iceberg, right ahead!
The buffet is now closed.
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Uh, sir?
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There's not a problem.
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What do you mean there's not
a problem?
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The guidance system isn't putting
us on a direct collision course.
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This ship is about to completely
miss the giant iceberg!
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Well, do something!
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Steer into it!
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I'm trying!
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It's too late.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Don't brace yourselves.
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No! No!
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What happened?!
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Their rail system
must have failed.
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Oh, my God!
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We're not gonna sink!
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Totally gonna get
laid tonight.
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I like your feathers.
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They are designed to attract
the attention of the female.
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It's working.
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Tammy, I should let you know
I just got out of a highly
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intense soul bond with my
previous spirit mate.
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I'm not looking to get into a
soul bond.
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I'm just looking for...
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I believe birdperson can
arrange that.
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Hey, Summer, haven't seen you
at flute practice in a while.
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Summer, don't tell me you're
friends with her.
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Are you kidding me?
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I don't even know what she's
doing here.
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Whoa. Not cool, summer.
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This is a party.
Everybody should be welcome.
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Oh, great.
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Who invited Abradolph Lincoler?
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I thought everyone
was welcome.
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It's not the same, Summer.
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Lincoler is a crazed maniac --
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just a misguided effort of mine
to create a morally neutral
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superleader by combining the DNA of
Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln.
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Turns out it just adds
up to a lame, weird loser.
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Rick, you brought me into
this world, a suffering
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abomination tortured by the
duality of its being.
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But I shall finally know peace
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when I watch the life drain from
your wretched body!
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Whoa. What's up, man?
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I have no quarrel
with you, boy.
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"Boy"?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It's just -- l-look, I-I
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don't know how you thought I
meant it, but...
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Don't look at me, dude.
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Look, I'm
half-Abraham Lincoln, so --
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So I should get on my knees
and kiss your ass?!
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Well, no, but...
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- You know?
- What do I know?
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That the third reich will reign
for a thousand years?
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Leave him alone, Brad.
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Stay out of this, Jessica!
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Kick his ass, Brad!
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Kick his ass!
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Kick his ass!
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00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:30,236
Kick his ass!
253
00:09:30,238 --> 00:09:31,203
Brad!
254
00:09:34,108 --> 00:09:34,874
Rick!
255
00:09:34,876 --> 00:09:36,811
I just did you a favor, Morty.
256
00:09:39,113 --> 00:09:40,379
Sorry about all that.
257
00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:42,214
Rick has some really strange
friends.
258
00:09:42,216 --> 00:09:43,849
Ugh! Brad is such a jerk.
259
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,218
He's always trying to prove what
a man he is.
260
00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:49,555
I just want to find somebody
nice and sweet.
261
00:09:49,557 --> 00:09:52,993
Jessica, can I show
you something?
262
00:09:53,895 --> 00:09:56,562
Wow! Look at all this stuff.
263
00:09:56,564 --> 00:09:57,396
Yeah.
264
00:09:57,398 --> 00:09:59,799
This is me and my grandpa Rick's
Sci-Fi workshop.
265
00:09:59,801 --> 00:10:01,400
Check this out.
266
00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:04,270
It's beautiful.
267
00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:05,905
You know, Jessica,
268
00:10:05,907 --> 00:10:08,407
there's something I've always
wanted to tell you.
269
00:10:08,409 --> 00:10:09,575
What's that, Morty?
270
00:10:09,577 --> 00:10:11,577
I think that
you're the most --
271
00:10:11,579 --> 00:10:15,549
No, that -- those weird sounds
coming from the closet over there.
272
00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,254
- Oh, my God!
- Aah!
273
00:10:22,256 --> 00:10:23,589
Hey, I'm squanching in here!
274
00:10:23,591 --> 00:10:24,590
Oh, my God!
275
00:10:24,592 --> 00:10:25,925
Oh, that is so disgusting!
276
00:10:25,927 --> 00:10:27,893
Ow! Oh! Oh, crap!
277
00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:49,949
Huh.
Big star in the sky.
278
00:10:49,951 --> 00:10:51,317
Oxygen-rich atmosphere.
279
00:10:51,319 --> 00:10:52,985
Giant testicle monsters.
280
00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:54,587
We'll be fine! Let's party!
281
00:11:02,057 --> 00:11:06,132
♪ Just shake that ass, bitch,
and let me see whatcha got ♪
282
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,137
I swear to God,
Morty, if it weren't for the
283
00:11:11,139 --> 00:11:12,638
fact that everyone's still
having a blast in there,
284
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,106
I would be so furious
with you right now.
285
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:14,874
Oh, man.
286
00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:15,975
Y-you hear that, Morty?
287
00:11:15,977 --> 00:11:17,943
You really lucked out with
Summer o-on that one.
288
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,045
How are you guys not
freaking out right now?!
289
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,648
T-the whole house is sitting in
another dimension!
290
00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:24,950
I-I mean, w-what the hell are we
supposed to do?!
291
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,819
M-m-mom and dad are
gonna kill us!
292
00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:29,655
- I'm losing it here, Rick!
- Relax, Morty, relax!
293
00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:30,823
It's gonna be fine.
294
00:11:30,825 --> 00:11:34,660
All we have to do is go out and
find us some kalaxian crystals.
295
00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:37,063
Oh, shit, mother [beep]!
296
00:11:37,165 --> 00:11:40,232
Kalaxian crystals, Morty, just a
few miles South of here.
297
00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:41,500
Okay. Let's go, then.
298
00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:43,702
W-w-we got to go get those
crystals right now, Rick.
299
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,836
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
300
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,571
Morty, Morty, I-I can't go with
you.
301
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,073
I got to hang back and make sure
302
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,675
everything stays cool here, you
know?
303
00:11:49,677 --> 00:11:52,678
I mean, who knows what -- what
if somebody breaks something?
304
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,746
Yeah. Me too.
305
00:11:53,748 --> 00:11:54,313
I should stay.
306
00:11:54,315 --> 00:11:55,681
You guys have any aspirin?
307
00:11:55,683 --> 00:11:57,349
Oh, hey, Morty, this is
perfect!
308
00:11:57,351 --> 00:11:58,751
You can take Lincoler with you.
309
00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:00,352
Hey, man, I'm not going
anywhere.
310
00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:02,354
- I'm injured.
- Shut up, Lincoler.
311
00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:05,358
It's the least you can
do for wrecking the living room.
312
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,058
Yeah!
313
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,627
And, Nancy, you should go, too.
314
00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:09,695
What? Why -- why me?
315
00:12:09,697 --> 00:12:11,197
Because, uh,
316
00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:15,036
you're -- you're so good at
playing the flute.
317
00:12:17,038 --> 00:12:19,004
Sorry for the inconvenience,
folks.
318
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,773
We should resume sinking
shortly.
319
00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:23,242
In the meantime, please, stay on
the ship and enjoy
320
00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:26,211
a complimentary plate of
James Cameronion rings.
321
00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:28,546
Great. Not only is the
ship not sinking,
322
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,882
but now the fourth wall
has been broken.
323
00:12:31,052 --> 00:12:33,385
I am gonna go back to the room
to finish my book.
324
00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:35,054
You should find
that Lucy woman.
325
00:12:35,056 --> 00:12:36,222
But -- but --
326
00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:38,224
You see, Jerry?
327
00:12:38,226 --> 00:12:39,725
May I show you something?
328
00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:41,193
Had everything gone as planned,
329
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,929
this entire area would be
underwater.
330
00:12:44,232 --> 00:12:45,865
I would have liked to see it.
331
00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:48,701
This trip has been a "Titanic"
failure.
332
00:12:48,703 --> 00:12:49,768
Get it?
333
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:50,135
Ooh!
334
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,705
- Draw me, Jerry.
- Oh, boy.
335
00:12:52,707 --> 00:12:53,906
Lucy, wow.
336
00:12:53,908 --> 00:12:56,976
Uh, this isn't what I had in
mind.
337
00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:58,377
But it's the perfect moment.
338
00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:00,646
We've been dreaming about this
for 16 years.
339
00:13:00,648 --> 00:13:01,914
Um, not like this.
340
00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:04,348
Not -- not with you.
341
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,785
- You are gonna draw me.
- Aah!
342
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:10,122
Then you're going to
[beep] me in that car over there.
343
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:14,459
It's weird, 'cause I definitely think
that all men are created equal.
344
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,694
But, at the same time --
345
00:13:15,696 --> 00:13:16,662
Okay!
346
00:13:16,664 --> 00:13:18,830
Um, the crystals should be
really close.
347
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,065
There they are!
348
00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,435
Wait. Something's not right.
349
00:13:27,408 --> 00:13:29,108
Get the crystals!
I'll handle the beast!
350
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:31,176
Prepare to be emancipated from
351
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,945
your own inferior genes!
352
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:36,648
Summer's gonna like me again.
353
00:13:42,957 --> 00:13:44,156
Lincoler, come on!
354
00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:45,257
Let's get out of here!
355
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,426
Mein journey is over, Morty.
356
00:13:47,428 --> 00:13:52,232
I have something
important to tell you.
357
00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:57,002
♪ And the gears, they turned
for a thousand years ♪
358
00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,839
♪ until the dark day that they
stopped ♪
359
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:02,374
Rick, I got them!
360
00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:04,276
- I got the crystals!
- All right!
361
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,978
- You did it, Morty.
- Rick, wait!
362
00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:07,379
There's something you need to
know.
363
00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:09,148
I couldn't have done it without
Lincoler.
364
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:12,151
He said that he was really sorry and
that he loves you like a father.
365
00:14:12,153 --> 00:14:13,852
He only wanted you
to accept him,
366
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:16,455
and he hopes that his final act
would redeem him in your eyes.
367
00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:19,158
He sacrificed himself to save
all of us, Rick.
368
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:19,825
He died.
369
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:22,361
Well, at least he
didn't die in vain.
370
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:24,597
He got these crystals.
371
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,801
And these babies just saved this
lame-ass party!
372
00:14:28,803 --> 00:14:30,002
Wubba, lubba, dub, dub!
373
00:14:30,004 --> 00:14:31,837
Play something.
Somebody, play something.
374
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,373
Wait a minute. What?
375
00:14:37,178 --> 00:14:40,079
♪ Put your right foot forward ♪
♪ and your left foot back ♪
376
00:14:40,081 --> 00:14:42,848
♪ then slide around ♪
♪ like on a nordictrack ♪
377
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,184
♪ move to the left ♪
♪ step to the right ♪
378
00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:48,887
♪ wiggle your elbows, and look ♪
♪ up into the light ♪
379
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:53,826
♪ it's the, it's the ♪
♪ it's the Rick dance ♪
380
00:14:53,828 --> 00:14:57,596
♪ it's the, it's the ♪
♪ it's the Rick dance ♪
381
00:14:57,598 --> 00:15:00,031
Slow mobius, hit me
with the clock beam!
382
00:15:04,372 --> 00:15:08,173
♪ It's the, it's the ♪
♪ it's the Rick dance ♪
383
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,908
That's the Rick dance!
384
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:10,509
All right!
385
00:15:10,511 --> 00:15:11,877
Whoa, man!
386
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,781
What the hell was that?!
387
00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:16,882
I thought those crystals were
388
00:15:16,884 --> 00:15:18,450
supposed to help us get home or
something!
389
00:15:18,452 --> 00:15:19,451
What? No, no, no.
390
00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:21,086
I can get us home whenever I
want to.
391
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,649
But, listen, speaking
of those crystals,
392
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:23,889
can I get the rest of them?
393
00:15:23,891 --> 00:15:25,357
I'm starting to come down,
Morty.
394
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,227
Crystal kalaxian is a really
strong, but fleeting high.
395
00:15:30,031 --> 00:15:32,031
That's what I think of your
crystals, Rick!
396
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,866
Oh, Morty, you idiot!
397
00:15:33,868 --> 00:15:36,201
Does anybody else have any more
k-lax?
398
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:36,969
B-birdperson?
399
00:15:36,971 --> 00:15:37,569
Uh, squanchy?
400
00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:38,937
Don't squaunch at me.
401
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,573
All right, everybody,
party is officially over!
402
00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:42,908
Rick, take us home now.
403
00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:46,245
All right, all right, fine,
Morty, you party pooper buzzkill!
404
00:15:46,247 --> 00:15:47,312
Boo, boo! Morty sucks!
405
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,381
Boo! You suck, whatever your
name is.
406
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,149
Boo!
407
00:15:50,151 --> 00:15:52,083
Morty, you're the worst, Morty.
408
00:15:52,153 --> 00:15:54,420
But these gears just started
turnin'.
409
00:15:54,422 --> 00:15:56,088
Almost finished, Jerry?
410
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:58,323
Uh, almost.
411
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:01,226
I haven't quite captured your
beautiful eyes.
412
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,828
I'm sure it's good enough.
413
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:03,228
Move!
414
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,398
Every weekend, Jacks and Roses
have their Titanic experience in
415
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,435
this car, and I
have to mop it up.
416
00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:12,404
The floor drops out to make it
easier.
417
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,605
But now it's my turn.
418
00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:17,409
We're going to get it nice and
steamy in there, and I'm going
419
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:21,413
to slam my hand on the steam and
leave a nice handprint, and then
420
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,982
you're going to love inside of
me.
421
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,617
No mess. No clean.
422
00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:27,686
Beth!
423
00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:30,958
Bet you're glad I think
kindles are dumb now.
424
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,326
I can't help but feel a little
guilty.
425
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,028
I didn't peg Lucy for a rapist.
426
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:38,931
What does a rapist
look like exactly, Beth?
427
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:42,000
Is it a slavic man wearing a
denim jacket with a patchy beard
428
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,033
and the scent of
cheap champagne
429
00:16:44,059 --> 00:16:46,371
wafting over his
blister-pocked lips?
430
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,607
What?
431
00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:50,509
Well, at least you got all this
free stuff.
432
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:53,946
Should be enough to satisfy your
Titanic Jones for a while.
433
00:16:55,049 --> 00:16:56,381
I'm not going to fit.
434
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,150
Beth, listen to me.
435
00:16:58,152 --> 00:16:59,318
You're going to get out of here.
436
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,385
You're gonna go on, and --
437
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,020
Jerry, just leave the door.
438
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,222
It's not a door, Beth.
439
00:17:03,224 --> 00:17:04,656
- It's debris.
- I don't care.
440
00:17:04,658 --> 00:17:06,024
Just leave it.
441
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,127
Yeah. Okay.
442
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,636
"Cape fear"!
"Cape fear"!
443
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:21,169
I'm -- I'm doing -- I'm -- I'm going
to do like from "cape fear".
444
00:17:31,046 --> 00:17:32,611
Hey, squanchers!
445
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:35,722
The party's squanching
on at my place!
446
00:17:37,358 --> 00:17:38,223
Cool.
I'm coming, too.
447
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:38,690
Uh, no.
448
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:41,093
You're not squanchy enough for a
squanchy party.
449
00:17:41,095 --> 00:17:41,994
What?
450
00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:43,695
Nancy told us what a bitch
you are.
451
00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,097
Guys, seriously.
452
00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:45,430
Nancy?
453
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,366
Summer, you're a bad person.
454
00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:49,935
All you care about is having
popular people like you.
455
00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:52,070
That's not what
Abradolph Lincoler stood for.
456
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,273
Well, I-it was hard to pin down
457
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:57,810
what he stood for, but it's
certainly not what he died for.
458
00:18:01,112 --> 00:18:05,117
Next time I party, I'm just gonna
focus on getting totally wrecked.
459
00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:06,385
You're so wise.
460
00:18:08,389 --> 00:18:10,022
May I assist you with that?
461
00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:11,256
Uh, sure, yeah.
462
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:11,690
Thanks.
463
00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:14,526
Morty, do you know what
"wubba lubba dub dub" means?
464
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,563
Uh, that's just Rick's
stupid nonsense catchphrase.
465
00:18:17,565 --> 00:18:19,064
It's not nonsense at all.
466
00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:21,366
In my people's tongue, it means,
467
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,202
"I am in great pain.
Please help me."
468
00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:24,736
Well, I got news for you.
469
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,238
He's saying it ironically.
470
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,039
No, Morty.
471
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:30,075
Your grandfather is, indeed, in
very deep pain.
472
00:18:30,077 --> 00:18:32,144
That is why he must numb
himself.
473
00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:33,245
Come on, um...
474
00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:34,046
Birdperson.
475
00:18:34,048 --> 00:18:35,280
Come on, birdperson.
476
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,615
Rick's not that complicated.
477
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,083
He's just a huge asshole.
478
00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:41,119
Then why do you care so much
if you are no longer allowed to
479
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,088
continue on your adventures
together?
480
00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:44,423
It appears fate has presented
481
00:18:44,425 --> 00:18:47,958
you with an opportunity to free
yourself of Rick forever.
482
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,494
You know what? You're right.
I shouldn't even care.
483
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,164
This is probably the best thing
that could have happened to me.
484
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,999
I'm sick of having adventures
with Rick.
485
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:57,436
My people have another saying--
"gubba nub nub doo rah kah".
486
00:18:57,438 --> 00:19:00,272
It means, "whatever lets you
sleep at night".
487
00:19:01,342 --> 00:19:04,509
Guys, mom and dad are, like,
right around the corner.
488
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,144
This is your moment, Morty.
489
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,346
Choose wisely.
490
00:19:07,348 --> 00:19:08,680
Tammy!
491
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,849
Caw!
492
00:19:14,751 --> 00:19:18,390
Wow.
We are so screwed.
493
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:19,625
- Rick, wake up.
- Huh? What? Wait? What?
494
00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:20,192
What? Stop.
495
00:19:20,194 --> 00:19:21,760
Rick, you got to do
something quick.
496
00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:23,227
My parents are home.
497
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,496
Uh, all -- all right.
498
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,098
All right. Hold -- hold on.
499
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,033
Ahh! So good.
500
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,835
Oh, my God.
They're walking up the driveway.
501
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,771
- Bring me the thing.
- What -- what thing?
502
00:19:32,773 --> 00:19:33,405
The thing. The thing.
503
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:36,141
The -- the -- it's got, like,
buttons on it and lights on it.
504
00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:36,808
It -- it -- it beeps.
505
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:37,509
Rick!
506
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:39,211
That describes everything in
your garage!
507
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:40,312
Do you mean this?
508
00:19:40,314 --> 00:19:42,982
Summer for for the win.
509
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,150
All right, that should do it.
510
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:46,318
Whoa!
What did you do?
511
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,554
Uh, s-see for yourself.
512
00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:49,821
Whoa!
513
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:52,057
Yeah, e-everything's
frozen in time.
514
00:19:52,059 --> 00:19:54,059
Yeah, and slow mobius thinks
he's all that.
515
00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:56,161
- For how long?
- I don't know.
516
00:19:56,163 --> 00:19:58,830
How long do you guys want?
A week? A month?
517
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:02,467
Can we start cleaning
the house and see how we feel?
518
00:20:26,305 --> 00:20:27,727
- Worst movie ever.
- Dumb.
519
00:20:27,829 --> 00:20:30,360
Ooh, boy, what a
waste of time.
520
00:20:30,364 --> 00:20:30,762
Get it?
521
00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:32,331
You know, 'cause it's frozen.
522
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,266
This has been so much fun.
523
00:20:34,268 --> 00:20:35,334
Hey, Rick.
524
00:20:35,336 --> 00:20:38,103
You know, this whole time, I
haven't once heard you say that
525
00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:39,838
"wubba lubba dub dub" thing that
you usually say.
526
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,739
Don't need to.
527
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,741
I have a new catchphrase.
528
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:43,675
Oh, yeah?
529
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:44,743
What -- what's that, Rick?
530
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:46,178
I love my grandkids.
531
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,245
- Aww.
- Psych!
532
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:50,348
Just kidding -- my new
catchphrase is, "I don't give a [beep]".
533
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:54,186
♪ Just shake that ass, bitch,
and let me see whatcha got ♪
534
00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:57,456
♪ just shake that ass, bitch,
and let me see whatcha got ♪
535
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:58,357
Roll credits!
536
00:20:58,359 --> 00:20:59,458
♪ Just shake that a--
537
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:00,559
Roll the credits! Go!
538
00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:01,560
♪ Just shake that ass
539
00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:03,228
That's the end of season one!
540
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:04,629
That's the end, mother [beep]!
541
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,898
"I don't give a [beep]" is my
new catchphrase!
542
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,400
[Beep] you!
543
00:21:08,402 --> 00:21:10,402
That's season one! Boom!
544
00:21:10,404 --> 00:21:13,605
Season one up in your face,
mother [beep]!
545
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:14,539
Yeah!
546
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:50,843
Revenge.
What?!
547
00:21:54,845 --> 00:21:58,653
Party!
Whoo, baby!
548
00:21:59,378 --> 00:22:01,378
Please, stop!
549
00:22:01,955 --> 00:22:03,422
Hey, brah!
550
00:22:03,424 --> 00:22:04,790
I don't understand.
551
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,291
Are you enjoying this?
552
00:22:06,293 --> 00:22:07,359
Do you like this?
553
00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:09,795
Yeah, you know it, dawg!
554
00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:12,164
Whoo, baby!
555
00:22:13,189 --> 00:22:19,189
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