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There's a girl in this harbor town
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And she works layin' whiskey down
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They say, "Brandy, fetch another round"
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And she serves them whiskey and wine
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The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl"
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"What a good wife you would be"
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- Come on!
- Slow down!
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This way, my river lily! Come on!
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Where are you taking me?
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Come on, come on.
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Look. Look!
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Oh, it's beautiful!
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I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil...
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but it rooted quickly.
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And soon, it'll be everywhere.
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All across the universe.
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Well, I don't know what
you're talking about...
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but I like the way you say it.
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My heart is yours...
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Meredith Quill.
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I can't believe I fell in love
with a spaceman.
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Showtime, a-holes!
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It will be here any minute.
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Which will be its loss.
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I thought your thing was a sword?
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We've been hired to stop
an interdimensional beast...
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from feeding on those batteries,
and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?
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It's just, swords were your thing
and guns were mine.
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But I guess we're both doing guns now.
I just didn't know that.
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Drax, why aren't you wearing
one of Rocket's aero-rigs?
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It hurts.
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It hurts?
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I have sensitive nipples.
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"My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"
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What about him? What's he doing?
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I'm finishing this so we can listen
to tunes while we work.
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How is that a priority?
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Blame Quill. He's the one
who loves music so much.
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No, I actually agree with Drax on this.
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That's hardly important right now.
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Oh, okay. Sure, Quill.
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No, seriously, I side with Drax.
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No, I understand that.
You're being very serious right now.
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I can clearly see you winking.
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Damn it. I'm using my left eye?
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I am Groot.
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They were not looking at you funny.
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Well, that's intense.
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Groot!
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Groot, get out of the way!
You're gonna get hurt!
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Hi.
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No! Spit it out!
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Come on!
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Disgusting!
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The beast's hide is too thick
to be pierced from the outside.
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I must cut through it from the inside.
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Huh?
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No, no! Drax, wait a minute!
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Drax!
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What is he doing?
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He said the skin is too thick
to be pierced from the outside, so he...
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- That doesn't make any sense!
- I tried telling him that!
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Skin is the same level of thickness
from the inside as from the outside!
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I realize that.
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There is a cut on its neck.
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Rocket, get it to look up.
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Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here!
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Watch it, Quill!
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Yes! I have single-handedly
vanquished the beast!
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What?
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What are they called again?
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Anulax batteries.
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Harbulary batteries.
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That's nothing like what I just said.
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But they're worth
thousands of units apiece...
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which is why the Sovereign
hired us to protect them.
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Careful what you say around these folks.
They're easily offended.
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The cost of transgression is death.
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We thank you, Guardians,
for putting your lives on the line.
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We could not risk the lives
of our own Sovereign citizens.
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Every citizen is born
exactly as designed by the community.
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Impeccable, both physically and mentally.
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We control the DNA of our progeny...
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germinating them in birthing pods.
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I guess I prefer to make people
the old-fashioned way.
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Perhaps someday,
you could give me a history lesson...
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in the archaic ways of our ancestors.
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For academic purposes.
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I would be honored, yes.
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In the name of research...
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I think that could be pretty, uh...
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repulsive.
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I'm not into that kind of casual...
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Oh, please.
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Your people promised something
in exchange for our services.
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Bring it...
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and we shall gladly be on our way.
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Family reunion. Yay.
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I understand she is your sister.
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She's worth no more to me
than the bounty due for her on Xandar.
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Our soldiers apprehended her
attempting to steal the batteries.
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Do with her as you please.
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We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha.
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What is your heritage, Mr. Quill?
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My mother is from Earth.
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And your father?
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He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.
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I see it within you.
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An unorthodox genealogy.
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A hybrid that seems particularly...
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reckless.
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You know, they told me you people
were conceited douchebags...
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but that isn't true at all.
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Oh, shit.
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I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I?
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I'm sorry. That was meant to be
behind your back.
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Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you.
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You're telling me.
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You wanna buy some batteries?
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All right, let's get baldy to Xandar
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and collect that bounty.
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That stuff about my father...
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Who does she think she is?
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I know you're sensitive about that.
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I'm not sensitive about it.
I just don't know who he is.
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Sorry if it seemed like
I was flirting with the High Priestess.
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I wasn't.
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I don't care if you were.
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Well, I feel like you do care.
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That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!
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Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.
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Damn shadow.
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There are two types of beings
in the universe...
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those who dance, and those who do not.
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Mmm-hmm.
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I first met my beloved at a war rally.
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Oh, God.
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Everyone in the village
flailed about, dancing.
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Except one woman.
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My Ovette.
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I knew immediately she was the one for me.
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The most melodic song in the world
could be playing.
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She wouldn't even tap her foot.
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Wouldn't move a muscle.
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One might assume she was dead.
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That does sound pretty hot.
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It would make my nether regions engorge.
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Okay. I get it, yes.
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I'm a dancer, Gamora is not.
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You just need to find a woman
who is pathetic... like you.
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Mmm.
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I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root.
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No. It's not ripe yet...
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and I hate you.
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You hate me?
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You left me there
while you stole that stone for yourself.
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And yet here you stand, a hero.
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I will be free of these shackles
soon enough, and I will kill you.
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I swear.
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No.
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You're gonna live out the rest of your days
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in a prison on Xandar...
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wishing you could.
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This is weird.
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We've got a Sovereign fleet
approaching from the rear.
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Why would they do that?
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Probably because Rocket stole
some of their batteries.
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Dude!
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Right.
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He didn't steal some of those.
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I don't know why they're after us.
What a mystery this is.
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What were you thinking?
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Dude, they were really easy to steal!
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- That's your defense?
- Come on!
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You saw how that High Priestess
talked down to us.
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Now I'm teaching her a lesson!
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Oh, I didn't realize your motivation
was altruism.
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It's really a shame the Sovereign
have mistaken your intentions...
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- and they're trying to kill us.
- Exactly!
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I was being sarcastic!
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Oh, no!
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You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice!
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Now I look foolish!
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Can we put the bickering on hold until after
we survive this massive space battle?
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- More incoming!
- Good!
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I wanna kill some guys!
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You're not killing anyone.
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All those ships are remotely piloted.
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Damn it!
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What is the delay, Admiral?
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High Priestess, the batteries,
they are exceptionally combustible...
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and could destroy the entire fleet.
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Our concern is their slight
against our people.
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We hired them and they steal from us.
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It is heresy of the highest order.
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All command modules...
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fire with the intent to kill.
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What's the nearest habitable planet?
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It's called Berhert.
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- How many jumps?
- Only one.
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But the access point is 47 clicks away.
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And you have to go through
that quantum asteroid field.
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Quill, to make it through that...
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you'd have to be the greatest
pilot in the universe.
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Lucky for us, I...
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I am.
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What are you doing?
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I've been flying this rig
since I was 10 years old.
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I was cybernetically engineered
to pilot a spacecraft.
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You were cybernetically engineered
to be a douchebag!
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Stop it.
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Later on tonight, you're gonna be
laying down in your bed...
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and there's gonna be something squishy
in your pillow case.
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And you're gonna be like, "What's this?"
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And it's gonna be because
I put a turd in there!
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You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.
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Oh, it won't be my turd.
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It will be Drax's.
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I have famously huge turds.
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We're about to die,
and this is what we're discussing?
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Son of a...
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Dude! Seriously!
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Hey! Let me...
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Idiots!
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Well, that's what you get
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when Quill flies.
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Ow!
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We still have a Sovereign craft behind us.
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Our weapons are down.
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20 clicks to the jump!
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Hold on.
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It's not ripe.
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Come on, Zylak. You can do this.
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Yes!
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15 clicks to the jump!
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Come on!
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Keep going!
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10 clicks!
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Die, spaceship!
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You suck, Zylak.
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Typical.
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Five clicks!
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Son of a...
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They went around the field!
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Someone destroyed all our ships!
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What?
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Who?
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One click!
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- What is that?
- Who cares?
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That's the jump point! Go!
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It's a guy.
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Oh, my God.
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He's still out there?
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Groot, put your seatbelt on!
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Prepare for a really bad landing!
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That was awesome!
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Yes!
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Look at this!
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Where is the other half of our ship?
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My ship.
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Either one of you could have
gotten us through that field...
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had you flown with what's between your
ears instead of what's between your legs!
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If what's between my legs had a hand on it...
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I guarantee I could have landed
this ship with it.
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00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,249
Peter, we almost died
because of your arrogance.
266
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,081
More like because he stole...
267
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,321
the Anulax batteries!
268
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,767
They're called Harbulary batteries.
269
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,564
No, they're not!
270
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,404
Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm?
271
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,611
I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."
272
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,723
I did it because I wanted to!
273
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,529
Dick.
274
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,609
What are we even talking about this for?
275
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,240
We just had a little man save us
by blowing up 50 ships!
276
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,287
How little?
277
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,647
Well, I don't know, like this?
278
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,490
A little one-inch man saved us?
279
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,802
Well, if he got closer,
I'm sure he would be much larger.
280
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,327
That's how eyesight works,
you stupid raccoon.
281
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,811
Don't call me a raccoon!
282
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,646
I'm sorry. I took it too far.
283
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,766
I meant trash panda.
284
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,326
Is that better?
285
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,564
I don't know.
286
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,961
It's worse. It's so much worse.
287
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,360
You son of a...
288
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,248
Hey!
289
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,731
- I've had it with you!
- No! Back up!
290
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,570
Someone followed you through the jump point.
291
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,887
Set me free, you'll need my help.
292
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,166
I'm not a fool, Nebula.
293
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,209
You are a fool if you deprive yourself
a hand in combat.
294
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,521
You'll attack me the moment I let you go.
295
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,721
No, I won't.
296
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,168
You'd think an evil supervillain
would learn how to properly lie.
297
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,288
I bet it's the one-inch man.
298
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,886
After all these years, I've found you.
299
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,370
And who the hell are you?
300
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,483
I figured my rugged good looks
would make that obvious.
301
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,882
My name is Ego...
302
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,651
and I'm your dad, Peter.
303
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,645
You know what they say...
304
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,730
"You're out of luck until you've gone duck."
305
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,931
Yondu!
306
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,608
Come on down!
307
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,408
After going around years in circles...
308
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,449
with this woman I end up marrying.
309
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,291
I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl...
310
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,885
"but you're losing your mind!"
311
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,008
Then again, she's always been that way.
312
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,969
I could never trust her. You know?
313
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,121
Stakar.
314
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,089
It's been some time.
315
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,205
It seems like this establishment
is the wrong kind of disreputable.
316
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,241
- Sir!
- Stakar!
317
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,801
There's a hundred Ravager factions.
318
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,970
You lost the business of 99 of them
by serving one.
319
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,645
Please, sir. Please!
320
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,080
Get away from me.
321
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,324
You can go to hell then!
322
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,648
I don't give a damn what you think of me!
323
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,849
So what are you following us for?
324
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,365
Because you're gonna listen to
what I gotta say!
325
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,960
I don't gotta listen to nothing!
326
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,371
You betrayed the code!
327
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,363
Ravagers don't deal in kids.
328
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,364
I told you before!
I didn't know what was going on!
329
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,050
You didn't know because you didn't
want to know because it made you rich.
330
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,400
I demand a seat at the table!
331
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,562
I wear these flames, same as you.
332
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,802
You may dress like us...
333
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,367
but you'll never hear the Horns
of Freedom when you die, Yondu.
334
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,449
And the Colors of Ogord...
335
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,002
will never flash over your grave.
336
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,691
If you think...
337
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,043
I take pleasure in exiling you...
338
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,410
you're wrong.
339
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,570
You broke all our hearts.
340
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,561
Ah, pathetic.
341
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,682
First, Quill betrays us...
342
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,128
and Yondu just lets him go scot-free.
343
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,441
We followed him because he was the one...
344
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,046
who wasn't afraid
to do what needed to be done.
345
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,481
Seems he's goin' soft.
346
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,481
If he's so soft, why are you whispering?
347
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,929
You know I'm right, Kraglin.
348
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:53,483
You best be very careful
what you say about our captain.
349
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,250
Who the hell is that?
350
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,964
Yondu Udonta...
351
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,802
I have a proposition for you.
352
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,408
I hired Yondu to pick you up...
353
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,688
when your mother passed away.
354
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,649
But instead of returning you...
355
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,649
Yondu kept you.
356
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,406
I have no clue as to why.
357
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,005
Well, I'll tell you why.
358
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,240
Because I was a skinny little kid who could
squeeze into places adults couldn't.
359
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,845
It made it easier for thievin'.
360
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,288
Well, I've been trying to
track you down ever since.
361
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,400
I thought Yondu was your father.
362
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,642
What? We've been together this whole time...
363
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,610
and you thought Yondu
was my actual blood relative?
364
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,000
You look exactly alike.
365
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,810
One's blue!
366
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,090
No, he's not my father!
367
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,720
Yondu was the guy who abducted me...
368
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,689
kicked the crap out of me
so I could learn to fight...
369
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,842
and kept me in terror
by threatening to eat me.
370
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,365
- Eat you?
- Yeah.
371
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,522
Oh, that son of a bitch.
372
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,045
How'd you locate us now?
373
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,844
Well, even where I reside,
out past the edge of what's known...
374
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,441
we've heard tell about the man
they call Star-Lord.
375
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,001
What say we head out there right now?
376
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,322
Your associates are welcome.
Even that triangle-faced monkey there.
377
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,880
I promise you...
378
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,363
it's unlike any other place you've ever seen.
379
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,361
And there...
380
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,526
I can explain your very special heritage.
381
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,683
Finally get to be...
382
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,571
the father I've always wanted to be.
383
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,525
Excuse me.
384
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,411
I've gotta take a whiz.
385
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,289
I'm not buying it.
386
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,204
Let's go take a walk.
387
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,410
I am Mantis.
388
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,571
What are you doing?
389
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,245
Smiling.
390
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,526
I hear it is the thing to do
to make people like you.
391
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,762
Not if you do it like that.
392
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,280
Oh...
393
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,931
I was raised alone on Ego's planet.
394
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,802
I do not understand
the intricacies of social interaction.
395
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,847
Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable.
396
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,727
Yes.
397
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,646
That is called a practical joke!
398
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,962
I liked it very much!
399
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,804
I just made it up!
400
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,641
Give me a break!
401
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,040
After all this time, you're gonna
show up, and all of a sudden...
402
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,920
- you wanna be my dad?
- I hear you.
403
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,160
And by the way, this could be a trap.
404
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,890
The Kree purists, the Ravagers...
405
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,720
- they all want us dead.
- I know, but...
406
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,840
But what?
407
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,320
What was that story you told me
about Zardu Hasselfrau?
408
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,447
Who?
409
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,840
He owned a magic boat?
410
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,166
David Hasselhoff?
411
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,162
Right.
412
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,402
Not a magic boat. A talking car.
413
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,482
Why did he talk again?
414
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,247
To help him fight crime,
and to be supportive.
415
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,006
As a child, you would carry
his picture in your pocket...
416
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,920
and you would tell all the other children...
417
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,240
that he was your father,
but that he was out of town.
418
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,920
Shooting Knight Rider
or touring with his band in Germany.
419
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,401
I told you that when I was drunk.
Why are you bringing that up now?
420
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,600
I love that story.
421
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,720
I hate that story.
422
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,325
It's so sad!
423
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,529
As a kid, I used to see all the other kids
off playing catch with their dad.
424
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,365
And I wanted that,
more than anything in the world!
425
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,804
That's my point, Peter.
426
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,484
What if this man is your Hasselhoff?
427
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,365
If he ends up being evil...
428
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,410
we will just kill him.
429
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,041
You're leaving me with that fox?
430
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,326
He's not a fox.
431
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,560
Shoot her if she does anything suspicious.
432
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,008
- Or if you feel like it.
- Okay.
433
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,561
It'll be just a couple of days.
434
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,570
We'll be back before
Rocket's finished fixing the ship.
435
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,643
What if the Sovereign come?
436
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,882
There's no way for them
to know we're here. Let's go.
437
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,644
I'm uncertain about parting ways.
438
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,404
God, you're like an old woman.
439
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,244
Because I'm wise?
440
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,168
Why do you have so much luggage?
441
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,482
I don't want Groot playing with my things.
442
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,131
I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick
as you, orphan boy.
443
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,966
What is your goal here?
To get everybody to hate you?
444
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,922
Because it's working.
445
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,565
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
446
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:35,766
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain
447
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,924
And if you don't love me now
448
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,203
You will never love me again
449
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,285
I can still hear you saying
450
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,442
You would never break the chain
451
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,809
And if you don't love me now
452
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,611
You will never love me again
453
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,804
I can still hear you saying
454
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,362
You would never break the chain
455
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,368
Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
456
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,761
Oh...
457
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,487
No one has ever asked me a personal question.
458
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,410
Your antennae, what are they for?
459
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,161
Their purpose?
460
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,163
Yes. Quill and I have a bet.
461
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,402
Dude. You're not supposed to say that!
462
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,487
I say...
463
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,041
if you are about to go through
a doorway that is too low...
464
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,010
your antennae will feel this,
and keep you from being decapitated.
465
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,322
Right. And if it's anything other than...
466
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,882
you specifically not being decapitated
by a doorway, I win.
467
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,520
They are not for feeling doorways.
468
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,401
I think...
469
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,331
they have something to do
with my empathic abilities.
470
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,881
What are those?
471
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,562
If I touch someone,
I can feel their feelings.
472
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,484
- You read minds?
- No.
473
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,920
Telepaths know thoughts.
474
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,526
Empaths feel feelings.
475
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,681
Emotions.
476
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,486
May I?
477
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,045
All right.
478
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,761
You feel love.
479
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,404
Yeah. I guess I feel a general,
unselfish love for just about everybody.
480
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,721
No!
481
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,723
Romantic, sexual love.
482
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,331
No, I don't.
483
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,090
- For her!
- No!
484
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,686
Okay.
485
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,882
She just told everyone
your deepest, darkest secret!
486
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,361
Dude, I think
you're overreacting a little bit!
487
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,851
You must be so embarrassed!
488
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,569
Do me! Do me!
489
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,880
I have never felt such humor!
490
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,402
So unbelievably uncool.
491
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,205
Oh, Quill.
492
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,531
Touch me, and the only thing
you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
493
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,521
I can also alter emotions to some extent.
494
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,681
Yeah, like what?
495
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,689
If I touch someone who is sad...
496
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,525
I can ease them into contentment
for a short while.
497
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,560
I can make a stubborn person compliant.
498
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,769
But I mostly use it to help my master sleep.
499
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,806
He lies awake at night
thinking about his progeny.
500
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,121
Do one of those on me.
501
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,284
Sleep.
502
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,685
I love this song.
503
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,281
Huh?
504
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,766
There!
505
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,401
Ah...
506
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:41,008
Ain't so tough now without
all your toys, are you?
507
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,047
Move!
508
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,966
Crap.
509
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,005
Hey there, rat!
510
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,481
How's it going, you blue idiot?
511
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,048
Not so bad.
512
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,601
We got ourselves a pretty good
little gig here.
513
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,604
This golden gal with
quite a high opinion of herself...
514
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,685
has offered us a large sum to deliver you
and your pals over to her...
515
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,800
because she wants
516
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,450
to kill y'all.
517
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,840
Your friend...
518
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,684
There's too many of them.
519
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,049
He needs my help. If you care about him...
520
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,846
you need to get me out of these bonds.
521
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,363
They are going to kill him!
522
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,682
I tell you, it was pretty easy to find you.
523
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,768
I put a tracer on your ship back there...
524
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,291
during the war over Xandar.
525
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,201
Give me your word you won't hurt Groot...
526
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,249
and I'll tell you where the batteries are.
527
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,481
Lucky for you, my word don't mean squat.
528
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,201
Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.
529
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,725
Otherwise, you'd what?
530
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,410
We'll take them batteries.
531
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,047
They're worth what?
A quarter mill on the open market?
532
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,521
That Priestess offered us a million.
533
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,451
A quarter is only one third of that!
534
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,726
A quarter ain't a third.
535
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,689
A quarter is 25.
536
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,841
No.
537
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,321
We can't even buy a pair
of boots with 25 units.
538
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,487
Enough!
539
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:21,487
The point is, we ain't stupid enough
to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy!
540
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,360
The whole dang Nova Corps would be on us.
541
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,083
That ain't right!
542
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:30,289
I just gotta say it this one time, Captain.
543
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,761
No matter how many times Quill betrays you...
544
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,810
you protect him like
none of the rest of us much matter!
545
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:36,961
Yeah!
546
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,645
I'm the one what sticks up for you!
547
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,767
Take it easy, Kraglin.
548
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,400
Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft.
549
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,649
Suppose it's time for a change in leadership.
550
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,001
Put your damn guns down!
551
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,446
Whoa! Whoa!
552
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,047
There must be some kind of
peaceful resolution to this, fellas.
553
00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,925
Or even a violent one
where I'm standing over there.
554
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,764
Well, hello, boys.
555
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,010
It's not ripe.
556
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,280
Welcome, everyone, to my world.
557
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,840
Wow. You have your own planet?
558
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,720
Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon.
559
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,445
Humility.
560
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,011
I like it.
561
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,727
I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
562
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:16,370
You own a planet and can destroy
two dozen spaceships without a suit.
563
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,769
What are you exactly?
564
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,163
I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart.
565
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,006
A Celestial, like a god?
566
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,766
Mmm, small "g," son.
567
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,720
At least on the days
I'm feeling humble as Drax.
568
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,041
Whoa!
569
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,482
I don't know where I came from exactly.
570
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,608
First thing I remember is flickering...
571
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,083
adrift in the cosmos utterly...
572
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,526
and entirely alone.
573
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,523
Over millions of years...
574
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,287
I learned to control the molecules around me.
575
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,723
I grew smarter and stronger.
576
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,730
And I continued building from there...
577
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,008
layer by layer...
578
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,766
the very planet you walk on now.
579
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,206
Whoa.
580
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,961
But I wanted more.
581
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,850
I desired...
582
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,481
meaning.
583
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,651
"There must be some life
out there in the universe...
584
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,565
"besides just me," I thought.
585
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,765
And so, I set myself the task of finding it.
586
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,565
I created...
587
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:45,361
what I imagined biological life to be like...
588
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,286
down to the most minute detail.
589
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:51,765
Did you make a penis?
590
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,126
Dude!
591
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,520
What is wrong with you?
592
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,684
If he is a planet, how could he
make a baby with your mother?
593
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,841
He would smush her!
594
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,287
I don't need to hear how my parents...
595
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,521
Why?
596
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,880
My father would tell the story
597
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,883
of impregnating my mother
every winter solstice.
598
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,485
That's disgusting.
599
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,085
It was beautiful.
600
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,850
You Earthers have hang-ups.
601
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,482
Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
602
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,370
Ha! Thank you!
603
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,646
It's not half bad.
604
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,245
- Oh.
- Ugh.
605
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,047
I've also got pain receptors,
and a digestive system...
606
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,964
and all the accompanying junk.
607
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:34,082
I wanted to experience
what it truly meant to be human...
608
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,244
as I set out amongst the stars...
609
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,127
until I found...
610
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,964
what I sought.
611
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,721
Life.
612
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,761
I was not alone in the universe after all.
613
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,403
When did you meet my mother?
614
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,244
Not long after.
615
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,688
It was with Meredith
that I first experienced love.
616
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,763
I called her my river lily.
617
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,526
And from that love, Peter...
618
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,366
you.
619
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,167
I have searched for you for so long.
620
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,444
And when I heard of a man from Earth...
621
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,366
who held an Infinity Stone
in his hand without dying...
622
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,090
I knew you must be the son
of the woman I loved.
623
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,081
If you loved her, why did you leave her?
624
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,049
This is mutiny!
625
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:27,840
This is mutiny!
626
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,045
You're scum!
627
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,960
Oh!
628
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,641
Captain!
629
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,371
Help me! Please!
630
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,085
Captain!
631
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,044
You're the one what killed those men...
632
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,449
by leading them down the wrong path.
633
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,970
Because you're weak.
634
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,965
And stupid!
635
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,088
It's time for the Ravagers...
636
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:43,926
to rise once again to glory
with a new captain...
637
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,450
Taserface!
638
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,801
I'm sorry. Your name is...
639
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,610
It's Taserface?
640
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,411
That's right.
641
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,087
Do you shoot tasers out of your face?
642
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,569
It's metaphorical!
643
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:07,562
Yeah!
644
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,162
For what?
645
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,206
For it is a name what strikes fear...
646
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,125
into the hearts of anyone what hears it.
647
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,040
Okay.
648
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,880
Okay...
649
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,241
whatever you say.
650
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,091
You shut up.
651
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,446
You're next.
652
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,685
Udonta, I have waited a long time to do...
653
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,801
What?
654
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,084
I'm sorry. I am so sorry!
655
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:43,289
I just keep imagining you
waking up in the morning, sir...
656
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,520
looking in the mirror and then
in all seriousness saying to yourself...
657
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,126
"You know what would be
a really kick-ass name?
658
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,561
"Taserface!"
659
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,211
That's how I hear you in my head!
660
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,282
What was your second choice?
661
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,283
Scrotum Hat?
662
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,211
New plan. We're killing you first.
663
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,689
Well, dying is certainly better
than having to live an entire life...
664
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,845
as a moronic shitbag who thinks
Taserface is a cool name.
665
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,844
That's enough killing for today.
666
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,490
She's the daughter of Thanos.
667
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,882
I thought you were
the biggest sadist in the galaxy.
668
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,884
That was when Daddy was paying my bills.
669
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,681
The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself.
670
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,684
And he has bounties on his head
in at least 12 Kree provinces.
671
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,845
I assure you...
672
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,844
I am not as easy a mark as an old man
without his magic stick...
673
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,843
or a talking woodland beast.
674
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,083
I want 10% of the take...
675
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,529
and a couple more things.
676
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,010
We got a whole box of hands...
677
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,003
- if that one don't work out.
- It is fine.
678
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,369
You think them Kree
is gonna execute the captain?
679
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:04,764
The Kree consider themselves merciful.
It will be painless.
680
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,367
Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got.
681
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,210
Location of Ego's planet in the nav.
682
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,681
We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid.
683
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,968
What are you gonna do with your share?
684
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,167
As a child, my father
would have Gamora and me
685
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,089
battle one another in training.
686
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,201
Every time my sister prevailed...
687
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,682
my father would replace a piece of me
with machinery...
688
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,525
claiming he wanted me to be her equal.
689
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,443
But she won...
690
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:37,447
again and again, and again,
never once refraining.
691
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,401
So after I murder my sister...
692
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,720
I will buy a warship
693
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,802
with every conceivable instrument of death.
694
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,601
I will hunt my father like a dog,
and I will tear him apart slowly...
695
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,205
piece by piece...
696
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,762
until he knows some semblance
of the profound and unceasing pain...
697
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,049
I know every single day.
698
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,285
Yeah.
699
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,489
I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace.
700
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,243
Or a nice hat.
701
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,131
Something to make the other girls go,
"Ooh, that's nice!"
702
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,289
Anyways, happy trails.
703
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,527
My mother told everyone
my father was from the stars.
704
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,806
She had brain cancer,
so everyone thought she was delusional.
705
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,007
Peter...
706
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,924
Listen, I'd love to believe all of this,
I really would.
707
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,491
But you left...
708
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,450
the most wonderful woman ever...
709
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,130
to die alone.
710
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,722
I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter.
711
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,042
If I don't return regularly to my planet...
712
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,605
and the light within it...
713
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,330
this form will wither and perish.
714
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,482
So why didn't you come back?
Why did you send Yondu?
715
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,563
A criminal, of all people,
to come and fetch me?
716
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,968
I loved your mother, Peter!
717
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,487
I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth...
718
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,484
where she wasn't living!
You can't imagine what that's like!
719
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,041
I know exactly what that feels like!
720
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,964
I had to watch her die!
721
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,484
Over the millions and millions
of years of my existence...
722
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,120
I've made many mistakes, Peter.
723
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,167
But you're not one of them.
724
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,721
Please give me the chance to be
the father she would want me to be.
725
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,722
There's so much that I need to
teach you about this planet...
726
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,564
and the light within.
727
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,129
They are a part of you, Peter.
728
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,644
What do you mean?
729
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,363
Give me your hands, son.
730
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,486
Here.
731
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,249
Hold them like that.
732
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,050
Now, close your eyes and concentrate.
733
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,170
Take your brain to the center of this planet.
734
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:10,923
Yes!
735
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,089
Whoa!
736
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,605
Yes! It's okay.
737
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,841
Just relax. Concentrate.
738
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,122
You can do it. Bring it back.
739
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:19,761
Yes!
740
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,210
Yes, now shape it.
741
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,244
Feel that energy.
742
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,401
Yes.
743
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,051
You're home.
744
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,761
Peter...
745
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,170
How did you get to this weird, dumb planet?
746
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,690
Ego found me in my larva state.
747
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,285
Orphaned on my homeworld.
748
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:26,811
He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.
749
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,691
So you're a pet?
750
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,291
I suppose.
751
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,167
People usually want cute pets.
752
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,607
Why would Ego want such a hideous one?
753
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,091
I am hideous?
754
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:42,402
You are horrifying to look at. Yes.
755
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,646
But that's a good thing.
756
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:47,841
Oh?
757
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,880
When you're ugly, and someone loves you...
758
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,486
you know they love you for who you are.
759
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,207
Beautiful people never know who to trust.
760
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,004
Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly.
761
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,683
Those pools, they remind me of a time...
762
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,367
when I took my daughter
to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld.
763
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,846
She was like you.
764
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,765
Disgusting?
765
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,001
Innocent.
766
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,201
Drax?
767
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,524
There's something I must tell you.
768
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,081
What's going on?
769
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,129
This gross bug lady is my new friend.
770
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,682
I'm learning many things,
like I'm a pet and ugly.
771
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,605
You're not ugly. Drax!
772
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,091
What are you talking about?
773
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,401
Mantis...
774
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,922
can you show us where we'll be staying?
775
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,284
Why are there no other beings on this planet?
776
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,522
The planet is Ego.
777
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,927
A dog would not invite a flea
to live on his back.
778
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,926
And you're not a flea?
779
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,441
I'm a flea with a purpose.
780
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,650
I help him sleep.
781
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,963
What were you about to say to Drax
before I walked out?
782
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,087
Nothing.
783
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,929
Your quarters are this way.
784
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:53,002
We deliver you to the Kree in the morning.
785
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,449
Neither one of you will last
much longer after that.
786
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,168
Okay, Taserface.
787
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,002
Hey, tell the other guys we said...
788
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,571
"Hi," Taserface!
789
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,246
What about this little plant?
Can I smash it with a rock?
790
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,965
No, Gef.
791
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,804
It's too adorable to kill.
792
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,803
Take it to the tailor.
793
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,643
No offense, but your employees
are a bunch of jerks.
794
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,842
I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years
when Stakar freed me.
795
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,171
He offered me a place with the Ravagers.
796
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,729
He said all I needed to do
was adhere to the code.
797
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,689
But I was young...
798
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,087
and greedy, and stupid.
799
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,168
Like you stealing those batteries.
800
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,845
That was mostly Drax.
801
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,841
Me and Stakar and the other captains...
802
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,121
we weren't so different from
you and your friends.
803
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,003
The only family I ever had.
804
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,124
When I broke the code...
805
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,044
they exiled me.
806
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,805
This is what I deserve.
807
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,684
Slow down, drama queen.
808
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,530
You might deserve this, but I don't.
809
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,444
We gotta get outta here.
810
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,046
Where's Quill?
811
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,770
He went off with his old man.
812
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,209
- Ego?
- Yeah.
813
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,328
It's a day for dumbass names.
814
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,841
You're smiling.
And for a second, I got a warm feeling.
815
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,760
But then it was ruined
by those disgusting-ass teeth.
816
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,320
You like a professional asshole or what?
817
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,480
Pretty much a pro.
818
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,245
Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego
like you promised?
819
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,609
He was skinny.
820
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:50,124
Could fit into places we couldn't.
Good for thievin'.
821
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:51,601
Uh-huh.
822
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,249
I got an idea on how to get outta here.
823
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,726
But we're gonna need your little friend.
824
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,247
Mascot, mascot, mascot...
825
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,687
Little fellow's all worked up!
He needs a drink!
826
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,491
Look how cute it is when it's all riled up.
827
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,529
He's goddang precious!
828
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,281
Psst!
829
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,289
Hey, twig!
830
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,011
Come here.
831
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,720
Come on.
832
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,281
Aw, man...
833
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,925
what did they do to you?
834
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,486
Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?
835
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,529
There's something I need you to get,
and bring back to me.
836
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,730
In the captain's quarters,
there's a prototype fin...
837
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,524
the thing I wore on my head.
838
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:18,290
There's a drawer next to the bunk.
It's in that. It's red.
839
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,766
You got it?
840
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,010
That's my underwears.
841
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,208
Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know
what you were talkin' about.
842
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,402
You have to explain it more careful.
843
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,362
It's a prototype fin.
844
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,605
That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.
845
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,364
You explain it this time.
846
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,051
All right.
847
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,769
That's Vorker's eye.
848
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,922
He takes it out when he sleeps.
849
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,445
Go. Look again.
850
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,011
But leave the eye here.
851
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,486
Why?
852
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,005
He's gonna wake up tomorrow...
853
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,567
and he's not gonna know...
854
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,961
where his eye is!
855
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:40,730
That's a desk.
856
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,605
We told you it was this big.
857
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,767
Tell me you guys have
a refrigerator somewhere...
858
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,651
with a bunch of severed human toes.
859
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:58,407
Okay. Then let's just agree
to never discuss this.
860
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,366
The drawer you wanna open
has this symbol on it.
861
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,885
Okay?
862
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,289
What? No!
863
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,566
He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.
864
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,051
That's not what I said!
865
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:21,200
I am Groot.
866
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,327
He's relieved you don't want him to.
867
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,970
- I am Groot.
- He hates hats.
868
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:24,803
I am Groot.
869
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,161
On anyone, not just himself.
870
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,160
I am Groot.
871
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:29,163
One minute you think someone
has a weird-shaped head...
872
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,687
the next minute it's just because
you realize part of that head is the hat.
873
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,486
That's why you don't like hats?
874
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,967
This is an important conversation right now?
875
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,681
That ain't it.
876
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,045
I didn't mean to do a mutiny.
877
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,923
They killed all my friends.
878
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,486
Get the third quadrant ready for release.
879
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,042
One more thing.
880
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,361
You got any clones of Quill's
old music on the ship?
881
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,561
Ah.
882
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,163
He's got it!
883
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,845
Yondu's got the fin!
884
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:43,922
Go!
885
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,282
Down there!
886
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,003
Oh!
887
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,525
You maniac.
888
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,767
The whole ship's gonna blow.
889
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,284
Not the whole ship.
890
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,287
Who is this?
891
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:04,729
I am sending you
the coordinates for Yondu's ship.
892
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,089
- Release the quadrant!
- Aye, Captain!
893
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,766
I only ask one thing.
894
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,890
That your High Priestess...
895
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:15,522
tell him the name of the man
what sealed his fate.
896
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,729
Taserface!
897
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,320
Where to, Captain?
898
01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:44,481
Ego.
899
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,167
No, boy!
900
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:59,602
It ain't healthy for a mammalian body
to hop more than 50 jumps at a time.
901
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:00,727
I know that.
902
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,247
We are about to do 700!
903
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,248
So I guess this could all be mine someday.
904
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,126
Rocket? Rocket, are you there?
905
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,089
What are you doing, Peter?
906
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:35,691
Dance with me.
907
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,365
I'm not going to dance with you.
908
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,289
This is Sam Cooke...
909
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:43,003
one of the greatest
Earth singers of all time.
910
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,162
Drax thinks you're not a dancer.
911
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,851
If you ever tell anyone about this...
912
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,411
I will kill you.
913
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:24,051
When are we gonna do something
about this unspoken thing between us?
914
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,091
What unspoken thing?
915
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,244
This...
916
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,210
Cheers, Sam and Diane...
917
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,931
a guy and a girl on a TV show
who dig each other...
918
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:36,480
but never say it because if they do,
919
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,641
the ratings would go down...
920
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:38,881
sort of thing.
921
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,485
There's no unspoken thing.
922
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,440
Well, it's a catch-22,
because if you said it,
923
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,681
then it would be spoken...
924
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,611
and you would be a liar.
So, by not saying it...
925
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:52,930
you are telling the truth,
and admitting that there is.
926
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:55,003
No, that's not what I...
927
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:01,370
What we should be discussing right now
is something about this place.
928
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,244
It doesn't feel right.
929
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,962
What are you talking about?
930
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,406
You're the one who wanted me to come here!
931
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:08,800
That girl Mantis...
932
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,041
she's afraid of something.
933
01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:12,528
Why are you trying to take this away from me?
934
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:13,886
I'm not trying...
935
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,963
He's my father. He's blood.
936
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:17,844
You have blood on Earth
and you never wanted to return there.
937
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,088
Again, you made me come here!
938
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,163
And Earth is the place
where my mother died in front of me.
939
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:24,971
No, it's because that place is real,
and this is a fantasy.
940
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,885
This is real! I'm only half human, remember?
941
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,326
That's the half I'm worried about.
942
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,690
Oh, I get it. You're jealous...
943
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,201
because I'm part-god,
and you like when I'm the weak one.
944
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,886
You were insufferable to begin with.
945
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,201
I haven't been able to reach Rocket.
946
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,725
I'm gonna go outside,
and I'm gonna try and get a signal.
947
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:42,850
You know what? This is not Cheers after all!
948
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,844
This is whatever the show is
where one person is willing...
949
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,720
to open themselves up to new possibility,
950
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,484
and the other person is a jerk....
951
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,440
who doesn't trust anybody!
952
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,284
It's a show that doesn't exist.
953
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,851
That's why it would get zero ratings!
954
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,488
I don't know what Cheers is!
955
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,650
I finally found my family.
Don't you understand that?
956
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:03,530
I thought you already had.
957
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,280
Damn it.
958
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,441
Psychopath!
959
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,564
Are you kidding me?
960
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:47,842
I win.
961
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,807
I win. I bested you in combat.
962
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,883
No. I saved your life.
963
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:54,883
Well, you were stupid enough to let me live.
964
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:55,927
You let me live!
965
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,969
I don't need you always trying to beat me!
966
01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:00,766
I'm not the one that just flew across the
universe just because I wanted to win.
967
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:02,560
Do not tell me what I want.
968
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,051
I don't need to tell you what you want!
969
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:05,241
It's obvious!
970
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,370
You were the one who wanted to win.
And I just wanted a sister!
971
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,765
You were all I had.
972
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:21,805
But you were the one who needed to win.
973
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,327
Thanos pulled my eye from my head...
974
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:28,122
and my brain from my skull...
975
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,169
and my arm from my body...
976
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:34,928
because of you.
977
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,410
(LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY
978
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:56,966
You all right, son?
979
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,971
I saw your girl stomp off
a little earlier in quite a huff.
980
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:04,965
Yeah.
981
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,849
It's fortuitous...
982
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,240
you listening to this song.
983
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:09,970
- You know...
- Brandy?
984
01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:11,487
By Looking Glass?
985
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:14,691
A favorite of your mom's.
986
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,165
Yeah, it was.
987
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,170
One of Earth's greatest musical compositions.
988
01:19:19,440 --> 01:19:21,522
Perhaps its very greatest.
989
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:22,681
Yes!
990
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:25,969
Peter, you and I,
we're the sailor in that song.
991
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,004
He came on a summer's day
992
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:32,960
Bringing gifts from far away
993
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,520
Like the child I put in your mother...
994
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:39,603
or the freedom you brought Gamora.
995
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:44,809
Brandy, you're a fine girl
996
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,611
What a good wife you would be
997
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:51,371
My life, my love
998
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,808
My lady is the sea
999
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,803
The sea calls the sailor back.
1000
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,486
He loves the girl, but that's not his place.
1001
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:04,205
The sea calls upon him
as history calls upon great men.
1002
01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:08,927
And sometimes we are deprived
the pleasures of mortals.
1003
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,688
Well, you may not be mortal, but me...
1004
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,966
No, Peter...
1005
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,083
death will remain a stranger to both of us...
1006
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,642
as long as the light burns within the planet.
1007
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,727
I'm immortal?
1008
01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:21,241
Mmm-hmm.
1009
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,087
Really?
1010
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,084
Yes! As long as the light exists.
1011
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:30,323
And I can use the light
to build cool things...
1012
01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:32,801
like how you made this whole planet?
1013
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,327
It might take you
a few million years of practice...
1014
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,767
before you get really good at it. But, yes!
1015
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:38,921
What!
1016
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,682
Get ready for an 800-foot statue
of Pac-Man with Skeletor...
1017
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:43,887
and Heather Locklear.
1018
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,201
You can do anything you want.
1019
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,686
I'm gonna make some weird shit.
1020
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:50,003
But you know, Peter,
it is a tremendous responsibility.
1021
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,686
Only we can remake the universe.
1022
01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,320
Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos...
1023
01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:58,324
and lead it to where it needs to go.
1024
01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,527
How?
1025
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,365
Come with me.
1026
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,964
Drax, Drax. Drax!
1027
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,970
Drax! We need to talk.
1028
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,963
I'm sorry.
1029
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,327
But I like a woman
with some meat on her bones.
1030
01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:33,561
What?
1031
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,963
I tried to let you down easily
by telling you I found you disgusting.
1032
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,525
No, that's not what I...
1033
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,531
What are you doing?
1034
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:46,481
I'm imagining being with you physically.
1035
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:47,971
Drax...
1036
01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:49,641
I don't like you like that.
1037
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:52,161
I don't even like the type of thing you are.
1038
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,766
Hey! There's no need to get personal.
1039
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,491
Listen! Ego's gotten exactly what he wanted.
1040
01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,409
I should have told you earlier.
1041
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,604
I'm stupid. You are in danger.
1042
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,361
What is that?
1043
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:16,407
Now, you need to readjust
the way you process life.
1044
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:19,723
Everything around us, including the girl...
1045
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:23,362
Everything is temporary.
1046
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,330
We are forever.
1047
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,965
Doesn't eternity get boring?
1048
01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:30,521
Not if you have a purpose, Peter...
1049
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:32,648
which is why you're here.
1050
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:34,968
I told you how all those years ago...
1051
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:39,250
I had an unceasing impulse to find life.
1052
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:43,450
But what I did not tell you was how,
when I finally did find it...
1053
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:45,406
it was all so...
1054
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,723
disappointing.
1055
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:53,567
And that is when I came...
1056
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:57,406
to a profound realization.
1057
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:02,885
My innate desire to seek out other life...
1058
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:07,644
was not so that I could walk among that life.
1059
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,041
Peter...
1060
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,289
I have found meaning.
1061
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,525
I see it.
1062
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,724
Eternity!
1063
01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:42,650
Oh, my God.
1064
01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:55,169
We need to get off this planet.
1065
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,286
Oh, man.
1066
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:12,801
Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted...
1067
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,850
At that time, I was a Federal Express man.
1068
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:29,000
What the hell you doing, boy?
1069
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:31,162
I could tell by how you talked about him...
1070
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:32,651
this Ego is bad news.
1071
01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,450
We're here to save Quill.
1072
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,650
For what? Huh? For honor? For love?
1073
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,804
No. I don't care about those things.
1074
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,201
I wanna save Quill
so I can prove I'm better than him!
1075
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:47,125
I can lord this over him forever.
1076
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,724
What are you laughing at me for?
1077
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:56,082
You can fool yourself and everyone else,
but you can't fool me.
1078
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:57,526
I know who you are.
1079
01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,842
You don't know anything about me, loser.
1080
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,287
I know everything about you.
1081
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:05,241
I know you play like
you're the meanest and the hardest...
1082
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:06,765
but, actually, you're the most scared of all.
1083
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:07,762
Shut up!
1084
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,327
I know you steal batteries you don't need...
1085
01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:13,086
and you push away anyone
who's willing to put up with you...
1086
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,526
because just a little bit of love...
1087
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:17,968
reminds you how big and empty
that hole inside you actually is.
1088
01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:19,600
I said shut up!
1089
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:23,163
I know them scientists what made you,
never gave a rat's ass about you.
1090
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:24,651
I'm serious, dude!
1091
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,371
Just like my own damn parents who sold me...
1092
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,409
their own little baby, into slavery.
1093
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:32,281
I know who you are, boy.
1094
01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:34,482
Because you're me.
1095
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,082
What kind of a pair are we?
1096
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:47,449
The kind that's about to
go fight a planet, I reckon.
1097
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,683
All right, okay! Good. Wait.
1098
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,486
Fight a what?
1099
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:57,967
Who are you people?
1100
01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,087
What is this place?
1101
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,241
Gamora, let her go!
1102
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,448
The bodies in the caverns... Who are they?
1103
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:04,921
You are scared.
1104
01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:11,330
I call it the Expansion.
1105
01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:15,762
It is my purpose...
1106
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:19,447
and now it is yours as well.
1107
01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:21,765
It's beautiful.
1108
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,287
Over thousands of years...
1109
01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:28,603
I implanted thousands
of extensions of myself...
1110
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,491
on thousands of worlds.
1111
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:35,440
I need to fulfill life's one true purpose...
1112
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,489
To grow and spread...
1113
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:40,769
covering all that exists...
1114
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:45,010
until everything is...
1115
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:47,401
Me!
1116
01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:50,441
What did she do to me?
1117
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,244
She already told me everything.
1118
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,971
I only had one problem.
1119
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,680
A single Celestial doesn't have enough power
1120
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:00,728
for such an enterprise.
1121
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:03,008
But two Celestials...
1122
01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:06,482
Well, now, that just might do.
1123
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,605
The bodies...
1124
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,647
are his children.
1125
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,406
Out of all my labors...
1126
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,809
the most beguiling was...
1127
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,368
attempting to graft my DNA
with that of another species.
1128
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:24,444
I hoped the result of such a coupling
would be enough...
1129
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:26,443
to power the Expansion.
1130
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:30,046
I had Yondu deliver some of them to me.
1131
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:33,602
It broke the Ravager code,
but I compensated him generously...
1132
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:37,526
and to ease his conscience,
I said I'd never hurt them.
1133
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:40,251
I mean, that was true.
They never felt a thing.
1134
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:43,728
But one after the other, they failed me.
1135
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:47,726
Not one of them carried the Celestial genes.
1136
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:49,041
Until you, Peter.
1137
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,931
Out of all my spawn...
1138
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:57,205
only you carried the connection to the light.
1139
01:27:57,360 --> 01:28:00,250
We need to find Peter now,
and get off this damn planet.
1140
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:03,006
Ego will have won him to his side by now.
1141
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:05,611
- Then we just go.
- No!
1142
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,041
- He's our friend.
- All any of you do...
1143
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,362
is yell at each other. You are not friends.
1144
01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,885
You're right.
1145
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,447
We're family.
1146
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:16,885
We leave no one behind.
1147
01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:21,646
Except maybe you.
1148
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,730
Oh, my God.
1149
01:28:24,440 --> 01:28:26,522
For the first time in my existence...
1150
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,604
I am truly not alone!
1151
01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:36,321
What is it, son?
1152
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:40,841
My friends.
1153
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:46,250
You see, that's the mortal in you, Peter.
1154
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:47,561
Yes.
1155
01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:50,923
We are beyond such things.
1156
01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:52,081
Yes.
1157
01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,640
- Now...
- But my mother...
1158
01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:00,921
You said you loved my mother.
1159
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:02,605
And that I did.
1160
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:08,721
My river lily who knew all the words
to every song that came over the radio.
1161
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:13,205
I returned to Earth to see her three times.
1162
01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:15,886
And I knew if I returned a fourth...
1163
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:17,610
I'd never leave.
1164
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,290
The Expansion...
1165
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,047
the reason for my very existence,
would be over.
1166
01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:26,248
So, I did what I had to do.
1167
01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:32,442
But it broke my heart
to put that tumor in her head.
1168
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:37,881
What?
1169
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,610
Now, all right...
1170
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,410
I know that sounds bad.
1171
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:56,887
Who in the hell do you think you are?
1172
01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,610
You killed my mother!
1173
01:29:58,760 --> 01:29:59,807
I tried...
1174
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:01,724
so hard...
1175
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,370
to find the form...
1176
01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:05,921
that best suited you...
1177
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:08,401
and this is the thanks I get?
1178
01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:12,601
You really need to grow up.
1179
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:19,090
I wanted to do this together...
1180
01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:21,200
but I suppose you'll have to learn
1181
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:24,602
by spending the next thousand years
as a battery!
1182
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:28,004
Finally! Rocket?
1183
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:31,004
Keep that transmitter nearby,
so I can find you.
1184
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:34,369
We're in an old piece of construction
equipment Yondu once used...
1185
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:35,806
to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria.
1186
01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:36,847
Ego's unhinged.
1187
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,490
I know Get ready,
1188
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,926
Drop her, Kraglin.
1189
01:30:58,520 --> 01:30:59,681
No.
1190
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,804
(LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY
1191
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,684
My life, my love
1192
01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:16,047
My lady is the sea
1193
01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:19,326
Peter...
1194
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:22,327
this is the sea.
1195
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:25,401
Oh...
1196
01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:07,204
Hey, there, jackass!
1197
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,045
What is that thing?
1198
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,403
Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!
1199
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,925
I told you something didn't feel right.
1200
01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:38,401
"I told you so."
Just what I need to hear right now.
1201
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:40,244
Well, I came back, didn't I?
1202
01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:42,211
Because there's an unspoken thing.
1203
01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:44,442
There is no unspoken thing.
1204
01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,204
What are you doing?
You could've killed us all!
1205
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:48,490
Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"?
1206
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:49,846
We had it under control.
1207
01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:52,327
We did not. That is only an extension...
1208
01:32:52,480 --> 01:32:54,528
of his true self. He will be back soon.
1209
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:55,966
What's Smurfette doing here?
1210
01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:58,043
Whatever I need to do to get
a damn ride home.
1211
01:32:58,200 --> 01:32:59,440
She tried to murder me!
1212
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,602
I saved you, you stupid fox!
1213
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,040
He's not a fox.
1214
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:05,282
- I am Groot.
- I'm not a raboon, either.
1215
01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:06,441
I am Groot.
1216
01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:08,051
"Raccoon." Whatever.
1217
01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:12,891
How do we kill a Celestial?
1218
01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:14,485
There's a center to him.
1219
01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,760
His brain, his soul, whatever it is...
1220
01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:18,046
Some sort of protective shell.
1221
01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:19,527
It's in the caverns...
1222
01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:20,681
below the surface.
1223
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,885
Yondu?
1224
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,686
Thrusters are out.
1225
01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:37,083
Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid.
1226
01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:39,083
Otherwise, you'd have
delivered me to this maniac.
1227
01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:41,646
You still reckon that's the reason
I kept you around, you idiot?
1228
01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:43,205
That's what you told me, you old doofus.
1229
01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:46,042
Once I figured out
what happened to them other kids...
1230
01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:47,804
I wasn't just gonna hand you over.
1231
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:49,564
You said you were gonna eat me.
1232
01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:51,131
That was being funny!
1233
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,166
Not to me!
1234
01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:54,560
You people have issues.
1235
01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:56,449
Of course I have issues.
1236
01:33:57,400 --> 01:34:00,210
That's my freakin' father!
1237
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,970
Thrusters are back up.
1238
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:17,722
- We should be going up!
- We can't!
1239
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:20,400
Ego wants to eradicate
the universe as we know it.
1240
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:21,971
We have to kill him.
1241
01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:22,803
Rocket!
1242
01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:23,609
Got it!
1243
01:34:30,240 --> 01:34:32,686
Whoo-hoo!
1244
01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:39,723
So, we're saving the galaxy again?
1245
01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:40,927
I guess.
1246
01:34:41,080 --> 01:34:42,081
Awesome!
1247
01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,402
We're really gonna be able to
jack up our prices...
1248
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:48,210
if we're two-time galaxy savers.
1249
01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:50,931
I seriously can't believe
that's where your mind goes.
1250
01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:53,851
It was just a random thought, man.
I thought we were friends.
1251
01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:56,281
Of course, I care about the planets,
and the buildings...
1252
01:34:56,440 --> 01:34:58,204
and all the animals on the planets.
1253
01:34:58,360 --> 01:34:59,566
And the people.
1254
01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:00,926
Meh.
1255
01:35:01,440 --> 01:35:05,490
The crabby puppy is so cute.
He makes me wanna die!
1256
01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:44,241
Pilots...
1257
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,765
release envoy units.
1258
01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:52,090
Our sensors detect the batteries
are below the surface of the planet.
1259
01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:55,041
Dive!
1260
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:13,370
Um... Captain?
1261
01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,560
Captain?
1262
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,204
Tell me why Ego wants you here?
1263
01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:24,370
He needs my genetic connection
to the light...
1264
01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:26,727
to help destroy the universe.
1265
01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:29,082
He tried to teach me
how to control the power.
1266
01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:30,366
So, could you?
1267
01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:31,726
A little.
1268
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:33,120
I made a ball.
1269
01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:34,281
A ball?
1270
01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:36,160
I thought as hard as I could.
1271
01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:37,810
It was all that I could come up with.
1272
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:39,291
You "thought"?
1273
01:36:39,480 --> 01:36:41,562
You think when I make this arrow fly...
1274
01:36:41,720 --> 01:36:43,563
I use my head?
1275
01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:56,371
Whoa.
1276
01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:06,121
There.
1277
01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:08,248
That's Ego's core.
1278
01:37:10,600 --> 01:37:12,250
That ore is thick, Rocket.
1279
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:14,050
I got it covered.
1280
01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:21,851
We must hurry.
1281
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,048
It will not take Ego long to find us.
1282
01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:29,566
Keep it steady.
1283
01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:38,008
We drill into the center, we kill him!
1284
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:45,760
Captain?
1285
01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:47,207
What is it, Kraglin?
1286
01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:49,328
Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?
1287
01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:51,803
- Yeah, why?
- Uh...
1288
01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:53,286
Oh, hell!
1289
01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:15,484
Why aren't you firing the lasers?
1290
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:17,649
They blew out the generator.
1291
01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:20,610
I think I packed a small detonator.
1292
01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:22,330
A detonator is worthless without explosives.
1293
01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:23,970
Well, we got these.
1294
01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:26,768
Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?
1295
01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,849
If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction...
1296
01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:30,684
throughout his entire nervous system.
1297
01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:31,642
Meaning what?
1298
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:33,365
The entire planet will explode.
1299
01:38:33,520 --> 01:38:34,965
We'll have to get out of here fast.
1300
01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:36,724
I rigged a timer.
1301
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:38,761
Go!
1302
01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:54,689
He's coming.
1303
01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:57,849
Didn't you say you could make him sleep?
1304
01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:00,761
When he wants. He's too powerful.
1305
01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,251
I can't!
1306
01:39:02,760 --> 01:39:04,649
You don't have to believe in yourself...
1307
01:39:05,360 --> 01:39:07,408
because I believe in you.
1308
01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:20,369
Sleep!
1309
01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:29,770
I never thought she'd be able to do it...
1310
01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:32,161
with as weak and skinny as she appears to be.
1311
01:39:33,080 --> 01:39:36,004
I don't know how long I can hold him.
1312
01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:41,004
The metal's too thick.
1313
01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:44,488
For the bomb to work, we'd actually
need to place it on Ego's core.
1314
01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:46,927
And our fat butts ain't gonna fit
through those tiny holes.
1315
01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:48,601
Well...
1316
01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:53,243
That's a terrible idea.
1317
01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:55,687
Which is the only kind of idea we have left.
1318
01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,170
Unbelievable.
1319
01:39:58,320 --> 01:40:00,527
"Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that."
1320
01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:03,610
What a day.
1321
01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:14,767
All right, first you flick this switch,
then this switch.
1322
01:40:14,920 --> 01:40:16,081
That activates it.
1323
01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:18,089
Then you push this button...
1324
01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:21,329
which will give you five minutes
to get out of there.
1325
01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:22,766
Now, whatever you do...
1326
01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:25,801
don't push this button...
1327
01:40:25,960 --> 01:40:28,040
because that will set off
the bomb immediately
1328
01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:29,610
and we'll all be dead.
1329
01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:32,166
Now, repeat back what I just said.
1330
01:40:32,320 --> 01:40:34,004
- I am Groot.
- Uh-huh.
1331
01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:36,248
- I am Groot.
- That's right.
1332
01:40:36,400 --> 01:40:37,526
- I am Groot.
- No!
1333
01:40:37,960 --> 01:40:40,281
No, that's the button
that will kill everyone!
1334
01:40:40,440 --> 01:40:41,441
Try again.
1335
01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:43,841
Hmm...
1336
01:40:44,480 --> 01:40:46,244
- I am Groot.
- Mmm-hmm.
1337
01:40:46,480 --> 01:40:48,562
- I am Groot.
- Uh-huh.
1338
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:49,642
I am Groot.
1339
01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:51,643
No! That's exactly what you just said!
1340
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,404
How is that even possible?
1341
01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:55,801
Which button is the button
you're supposed to push?
1342
01:40:55,960 --> 01:40:57,041
Point to it.
1343
01:40:57,200 --> 01:40:58,122
No!
1344
01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:00,284
Hey, you're making him nervous!
1345
01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:02,204
Shut up and get me some tape!
1346
01:41:02,360 --> 01:41:03,725
Does anybody have any tape out there?
1347
01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:05,644
I wanna put some tape over the death button.
1348
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:08,690
I don't have any tape. Let me check.
1349
01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:11,525
Yo, Yondu... Ow!
1350
01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:13,802
Do you have any tape?
1351
01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:19,169
Gamora? Do you have any tape?
1352
01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:20,367
Tape!
1353
01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:22,966
Never mind. Ow!
1354
01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:26,400
Drax, do you have any tape?
1355
01:41:26,480 --> 01:41:29,165
Yes, Scotch tape would work.
1356
01:41:29,440 --> 01:41:31,408
Then why did you ask me
if Scotch tape would work,
1357
01:41:31,520 --> 01:41:33,010
if you don't have any?
1358
01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:35,240
Nobody has any tape!
1359
01:41:35,440 --> 01:41:36,771
Not a single person has tape?
1360
01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:38,161
Nope!
1361
01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:39,486
Did you ask Nebula?
1362
01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:41,043
Yes!
1363
01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:42,526
Are you sure?
1364
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:44,011
I asked Yondu...
1365
01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:46,320
- and she was sitting next to him.
- I knew you were lying!
1366
01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:48,448
You have priceless batteries
and an atomic bomb in your bag.
1367
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:51,081
If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!
1368
01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:54,767
That's exactly my point!
I have to do everything!
1369
01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:57,440
You are wasting a lot of time here!
1370
01:41:59,920 --> 01:42:01,046
Whee!
1371
01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:05,723
We're all gonna die.
1372
01:42:07,440 --> 01:42:09,568
Rear thrusters are out again!
1373
01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:12,485
We're done for without that generator!
1374
01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:27,080
Guardians...
1375
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:29,564
perhaps it will provide you solace...
1376
01:42:29,720 --> 01:42:32,326
that your deaths are not without purpose.
1377
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,450
They will serve as a warning...
1378
01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:37,001
to all of those tempted with betraying us.
1379
01:42:37,520 --> 01:42:40,330
Don't screw with the Sovereign.
1380
01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,161
This is gonna hurt.
1381
01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:46,845
Promises, promises.
1382
01:42:57,280 --> 01:42:58,088
Hey!
1383
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:10,921
No!
1384
01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:13,648
No! No! No!
1385
01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:20,042
We're gonna blow!
1386
01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:27,323
Peter! No!
1387
01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:48,048
What?
1388
01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:50,562
You look like Mary Poppins.
1389
01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:52,131
Is he cool?
1390
01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,570
Hell, yeah, he's cool.
1391
01:43:56,320 --> 01:43:58,209
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
1392
01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:27,608
Mantis, look out!
1393
01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:41,324
She's just unconscious.
1394
01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:58,930
How long until the bomb goes off?
1395
01:44:59,080 --> 01:45:01,447
In the unlikely event
that Groot doesn't kill us all...
1396
01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:02,761
about six minutes.
1397
01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:10,326
Kraglin, we need the quadrant
for an extraction.
1398
01:45:10,480 --> 01:45:11,481
T-minus five minutes.
1399
01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:12,801
Aye, Captain.
1400
01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:18,523
Somebody's gotta be up top
when Kraglin arrives.
1401
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:21,365
Drax, take Mantis.
1402
01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:25,526
Ow! My nipples!
1403
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:35,406
Gamora!
1404
01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:39,767
Peter!
1405
01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:07,411
Get over it.
1406
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:11,601
Come now, Peter.
I know this isn't what you want.
1407
01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:18,129
What kind of father would I be
to let you make this choice?
1408
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:49,680
Yeah!
1409
01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:53,401
Soon, Peter, we will be all there is.
1410
01:46:54,080 --> 01:46:57,163
So stop pissing me off!
1411
01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:18,970
We have to get up to the extraction point!
1412
01:47:27,160 --> 01:47:28,161
Go!
1413
01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:29,164
I told you...
1414
01:49:29,320 --> 01:49:33,166
I don't want to do this alone.
1415
01:49:36,360 --> 01:49:37,407
You cannot deny...
1416
01:49:37,520 --> 01:49:41,844
the purpose the universe
has bestowed upon you.
1417
01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:52,809
Everyone, I need you to stay back!
1418
01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:53,961
What is that?
1419
01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:11,927
It doesn't need to be like this, Peter.
1420
01:50:14,080 --> 01:50:17,084
Why are you destroying our chance?
1421
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:22,969
Stop pretending you aren't what you are.
1422
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:25,801
One in billions.
1423
01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:29,400
Trillions. Even more.
1424
01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:36,129
What greater meaning
can life possibly have to offer?
1425
01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:42,885
I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy!
1426
01:50:43,480 --> 01:50:45,369
I use my heart...
1427
01:51:20,600 --> 01:51:24,321
You shouldn't have killed my mom,
and squished my Walkman.
1428
01:51:24,480 --> 01:51:28,087
And if you don't love me now
1429
01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:30,601
You will never love me again
1430
01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:33,644
I can still hear you saying
1431
01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:37,765
You would never break the chain
1432
01:51:37,960 --> 01:51:39,883
And if you don't love me now
1433
01:51:40,120 --> 01:51:42,691
You will never love me again
1434
01:51:43,440 --> 01:51:47,604
I can still hear you saying
1435
01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:50,565
You would never break the chain
1436
01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:53,206
And if you don't love me now
1437
01:51:53,360 --> 01:51:56,364
You will never love me again
1438
01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:59,291
I can still hear you saying
1439
01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:01,971
You would never break the chain
1440
01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:07,564
Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up!
1441
01:52:07,720 --> 01:52:10,769
I'm not sure how long Quill
can keep him distracted!
1442
01:52:11,240 --> 01:52:12,810
Groot, hurry!
1443
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:10,722
Yondu, we're about to blow!
1444
01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:12,365
Get to the ship!
1445
01:53:12,520 --> 01:53:13,567
Not without Quill!
1446
01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:15,889
You need to take care of the twig!
1447
01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:18,969
Not without you!
1448
01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:23,522
I ain't done nothin' right
my whole damn life, rat.
1449
01:53:26,880 --> 01:53:29,008
You need to give me this.
1450
01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:38,241
Uh...
1451
01:53:39,320 --> 01:53:41,800
A spacesuit and an aero-rig.
1452
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:44,082
I only have one of each.
1453
01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:57,970
I am Groot.
1454
01:53:58,760 --> 01:53:59,841
What's that?
1455
01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:05,770
He says, "Welcome to the frickin'
Guardians of the Galaxy."
1456
01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:08,647
Only he didn't use "frickin'."
1457
01:54:14,960 --> 01:54:16,041
Bye, twig.
1458
01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:21,442
We're gonna need to have
a real discussion about your language.
1459
01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:17,161
Where's Peter?
1460
01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:19,968
Rocket, where is he?
1461
01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:21,681
Rocket.
1462
01:55:21,840 --> 01:55:23,410
Rocket, look at me! Where is he?
1463
01:55:26,040 --> 01:55:27,041
Mmm...
1464
01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:32,207
No. I'm not leaving without him.
1465
01:55:39,200 --> 01:55:40,201
I'm sorry.
1466
01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:43,810
I can only afford to lose one friend today.
1467
01:55:44,360 --> 01:55:45,361
Kraglin, go!
1468
01:55:46,240 --> 01:55:47,241
Wait...
1469
01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:49,570
Is Quill back?
1470
01:55:51,080 --> 01:55:53,526
Rocket, where's Quill?
1471
01:55:54,640 --> 01:55:57,928
Rocket, where's Quill?
1472
01:55:59,080 --> 01:56:00,320
Rocket!
1473
01:56:01,360 --> 01:56:02,202
Where's Quill?
1474
01:56:04,400 --> 01:56:06,323
Where's Quill?
1475
01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:16,882
No, we need to stop it.
1476
01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:23,087
Stop.
1477
01:56:23,880 --> 01:56:25,450
Stop. Listen to me!
1478
01:56:25,640 --> 01:56:27,165
You are a god.
1479
01:56:28,720 --> 01:56:30,085
If you kill me...
1480
01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:32,720
you'll be just like everybody else.
1481
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:35,490
What's so wrong with that?
1482
01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:36,562
No!
1483
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:29,402
He may have been your father, boy,
1484
01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:30,965
but he wasn't your daddy.
1485
01:57:35,360 --> 01:57:37,681
I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right.
1486
01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:41,047
I'm damn lucky you're my boy.
1487
01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:47,326
What?
1488
01:57:57,920 --> 01:57:59,081
Yondu, what are you doing?
1489
01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:00,366
You can't.
1490
01:58:01,640 --> 01:58:02,641
Yondu!
1491
01:58:08,560 --> 01:58:10,005
No!
1492
01:58:14,600 --> 01:58:15,522
No!
1493
01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:18,204
Oh! Aww...
1494
01:58:18,880 --> 01:58:21,406
No! No!
1495
01:58:22,120 --> 01:58:24,043
Oh, no!
1496
01:59:18,880 --> 01:59:20,370
I told Gamora...
1497
01:59:20,480 --> 01:59:22,400
how when I was a kid I used to pretend
1498
01:59:22,480 --> 01:59:24,289
David Hasselhoff was my dad.
1499
01:59:27,200 --> 01:59:29,806
He's a singer and actor from Earth,
really famous guy.
1500
01:59:31,400 --> 01:59:33,209
Earlier, it struck me...
1501
01:59:34,440 --> 01:59:38,570
Yondu didn't have a talking car,
but he did have a flying arrow.
1502
01:59:39,160 --> 01:59:41,447
He didn't have
the beautiful voice of an angel...
1503
01:59:41,600 --> 01:59:43,880
but he did have the whistle of one.
1504
01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:47,520
Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff
went on kick-ass adventures...
1505
01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:50,171
and hooked up with hot women...
1506
01:59:50,320 --> 01:59:52,288
and fought robots.
1507
01:59:55,000 --> 01:59:59,005
I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of
end up being my dad after all.
1508
01:59:59,160 --> 02:00:00,241
Only it was you, Yondu.
1509
02:00:06,920 --> 02:00:08,809
I had a pretty cool dad.
1510
02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:14,451
What I'm trying to say here is...
1511
02:00:15,440 --> 02:00:20,128
sometimes that thing
you're searching for your whole life...
1512
02:00:22,480 --> 02:00:24,801
it's right there by your side all along.
1513
02:00:24,960 --> 02:00:26,769
You don't even know it.
1514
02:00:38,880 --> 02:00:40,325
I am Groot.
1515
02:00:41,720 --> 02:00:43,484
He did call you twig.
1516
02:00:45,920 --> 02:00:47,251
Nebula...
1517
02:00:52,200 --> 02:00:54,168
I was a child like you.
1518
02:00:55,120 --> 02:00:59,205
I was concerned with staying alive
until the next day, every day.
1519
02:00:59,360 --> 02:01:02,330
And I never considered
what Thanos was doing to you.
1520
02:01:02,520 --> 02:01:04,249
I'm trying to make it right.
1521
02:01:04,440 --> 02:01:05,851
There are little girls like you...
1522
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:08,844
across the universe who are in danger.
1523
02:01:11,520 --> 02:01:13,010
You can stay with us and help them.
1524
02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:15,967
I will help them by killing Thanos.
1525
02:01:16,160 --> 02:01:18,208
I don't know if that's possible.
1526
02:01:33,120 --> 02:01:35,248
You will always be my sister.
1527
02:02:19,560 --> 02:02:20,368
Pete!
1528
02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:26,004
Captain found this for you in a junker shop.
1529
02:02:26,160 --> 02:02:29,004
Said you'd come back to the fold someday.
1530
02:02:30,800 --> 02:02:31,926
What is it?
1531
02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:33,081
It's called a Zune.
1532
02:02:33,280 --> 02:02:34,930
It's what everybody's listening to
on Earth nowadays.
1533
02:02:35,080 --> 02:02:36,684
It's got 300 songs on it.
1534
02:02:36,840 --> 02:02:39,127
300 songs?
1535
02:02:44,280 --> 02:02:45,361
Wait.
1536
02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:53,369
Rocket grabbed the pieces,
and reassembled them.
1537
02:02:53,520 --> 02:02:55,966
I think Yondu would want you to have it.
1538
02:02:59,360 --> 02:03:00,725
Thanks...
1539
02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:03,800
Captain.
1540
02:03:42,880 --> 02:03:45,611
It's not time to make a change
1541
02:03:46,720 --> 02:03:50,441
Just relax, take it easy
1542
02:03:50,600 --> 02:03:54,321
You're still young, that's your fault
1543
02:03:54,480 --> 02:03:57,370
There's so much you have to know
1544
02:03:57,520 --> 02:04:01,730
Find a girl, settle down
1545
02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:04,963
If you want you can marry
1546
02:04:05,160 --> 02:04:10,530
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy
1547
02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:17,211
They came.
1548
02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:26,725
What is it?
1549
02:04:27,360 --> 02:04:29,920
I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager buddies,
1550
02:04:30,000 --> 02:04:31,445
and told them what he did.
1551
02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:36,929
It's a Ravager funeral.
1552
02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:55,242
Yeah!
1553
02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:57,410
Yeah!
1554
02:05:04,760 --> 02:05:06,603
He didn't let us down after all, Captain.
1555
02:05:07,600 --> 02:05:09,364
No, he did not, son.
1556
02:05:10,360 --> 02:05:11,805
He did not.
1557
02:05:18,560 --> 02:05:21,803
Fare thee well, old friend.
1558
02:05:24,240 --> 02:05:28,928
Yondu Udonta, I will see you in the stars.
1559
02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:34,968
He didn't chase them away.
1560
02:05:35,120 --> 02:05:36,246
No.
1561
02:05:37,280 --> 02:05:39,328
Even though he yelled at them.
1562
02:05:39,480 --> 02:05:41,005
And was always mean.
1563
02:05:43,640 --> 02:05:45,768
And he stole batteries he didn't need.
1564
02:05:51,400 --> 02:05:52,970
Well, of course not.
1565
02:06:17,160 --> 02:06:18,321
What?
1566
02:06:19,000 --> 02:06:20,161
It's just...
1567
02:06:22,840 --> 02:06:25,446
some unspoken thing.
1568
02:06:34,640 --> 02:06:36,688
It's beautiful.
1569
02:06:38,160 --> 02:06:39,366
It is.
1570
02:06:40,880 --> 02:06:43,008
And so are you.
1571
02:06:45,000 --> 02:06:46,240
On the inside.
1572
02:06:53,120 --> 02:06:54,849
Now there's a way
1573
02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:59,011
And I know that I have to go away
1574
02:07:00,720 --> 02:07:03,200
I know I have to go
1575
02:08:42,360 --> 02:08:43,441
You know, it's a shame...
1576
02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:47,969
that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu
to bring us all together again.
1577
02:08:48,120 --> 02:08:51,329
But I think he'd be proud knowing
that we are back as a team.
1578
02:08:52,000 --> 02:08:53,047
I'm in.
1579
02:08:53,240 --> 02:08:54,082
Dope.
1580
02:08:54,240 --> 02:08:56,322
I miss you guys so much!
1581
02:08:56,480 --> 02:08:57,686
Hell, yes.
1582
02:09:00,800 --> 02:09:02,723
What say we steal some shit?
1583
02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:23,809
High Priestess, the Council is waiting.
1584
02:11:25,080 --> 02:11:28,163
They are perturbed I've wasted our resources.
1585
02:11:32,840 --> 02:11:35,810
When they see what I have created here...
1586
02:11:35,960 --> 02:11:37,928
their wrath will dissipate.
1587
02:11:39,200 --> 02:11:42,204
It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am?
1588
02:11:43,600 --> 02:11:44,806
That, my child...
1589
02:11:45,000 --> 02:11:46,809
is the next step in our evolution.
1590
02:11:47,000 --> 02:11:50,163
More powerful, more beautiful...
1591
02:11:50,320 --> 02:11:54,370
more capable of destroying
the Guardians of the Galaxy.
1592
02:11:57,040 --> 02:11:59,486
I think I shall call him...
1593
02:12:01,320 --> 02:12:02,731
Adam.
1594
02:14:04,720 --> 02:14:06,165
Ugh, dude.
1595
02:14:07,120 --> 02:14:08,724
Seriously?
1596
02:14:08,880 --> 02:14:10,803
You gotta clean up your room.
It's a complete mess.
1597
02:14:10,960 --> 02:14:12,371
I am Groot.
1598
02:14:12,560 --> 02:14:14,483
I am not boring. You're boring.
1599
02:14:14,640 --> 02:14:15,482
You know what's boring?
1600
02:14:15,640 --> 02:14:18,803
Sitting there,
playing that mind-numbing game.
1601
02:14:18,960 --> 02:14:22,567
What's boring is me tripping over
your vines every day!
1602
02:14:23,080 --> 02:14:24,320
I'm not boring!
1603
02:14:24,480 --> 02:14:25,481
I am Groot.
1604
02:14:27,160 --> 02:14:29,640
And now I know how Yondu felt.
1605
02:15:05,480 --> 02:15:07,687
In these times of hardship...
1606
02:15:08,800 --> 02:15:10,848
just remember...
1607
02:15:11,480 --> 02:15:15,530
We. Are. Groot.
1608
02:15:18,800 --> 02:15:20,006
Hey, fellas.
1609
02:15:20,160 --> 02:15:21,844
Wait, where are you going?
1610
02:15:22,000 --> 02:15:24,367
You were supposed to be my lift home.
1611
02:15:24,520 --> 02:15:26,204
How will I get out of here?
1612
02:15:26,360 --> 02:15:27,680
Hey! Aw, gee...
1613
02:15:27,760 --> 02:15:30,491
I've got so many more stories to tell.
1614
02:15:30,680 --> 02:15:31,886
Aw, guys.
1615
02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:34,361
Oh, gee...
1615
02:15:36,361 --> 02:15:44,361
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