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Ah, the
college house party.
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A carefree cacophony
of music and liquor.
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Lionel, however, is not carefree.
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Lionel can only think of
what to do with his hands...
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and whether or not the sweat
on his forehead is visible
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and if anyone else feels the desire...
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Run!
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Ever the introvert,
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Lionel gravitated
toward journalism,
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which allowed him to speak volumes
without having to say actual words.
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And while Lionel believed
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the pen was mightier
than the sword,
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neither pen nor sword got
shit on the comment section.
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"Reggie called them pigs
and tried to flee the scene.
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Why didn't he just comply?"
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That's not the point.
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"It's really messed up, what happened,
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but he's still alive.
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Why is no one talking about poor Thane?"
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Reggie was victimized
by institutional racism.
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Thane was killed by gravity.
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"Fuck Thane and fuck Reggie."
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"Fuck Thane? Fuck you."
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"I make $75 an hour working
from home, and you can, too.
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Interested? Click here."
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"Sorry, I was hacked."
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In fact,
Lionel's life had become
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an endless comment section.
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If only the real
world had a block button.
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This is all so fucked.
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Yeah, but you know me.
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I never intended for
any of that to happen.
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Yet, you still said nothing.
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So now I'm supposed to feel
guilty for something you did?
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Well, how about feeling
guilty about something you did?
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What is that supposed to mean?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you ask Reggie?
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Hey, hell of an article.
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Thanks a lot.
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I never blamed you for making that call.
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I would have done the same...
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if crowds and that
"whoo-hoo" sound people make
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didn't flood my nervous
system with unyielding panic.
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Next time, try saying what
you think in front of people.
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Is it weird I long for the good
old days of the blackface party?
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Simpler times.
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At least then, we all had
something we could agree upon.
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#BlackMindsGather. Clever.
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Informative. I love it.
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- I sense a "but" coming.
- No.
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- However...
- Same as "but."
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It would have been better to get a quote
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- from Gabe about AP's impromptu trial.
- Gabe didn't really feel like talking
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after everyone used my
story against him loudly.
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So make him feel like
talking. Do your job.
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What does it matter?
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I wrote a story about a
cop using excessive force,
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and somehow Reggie gets blamed.
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Then I write a story about a cop
overreacting to a benign phone call,
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and everyone gets mad at the guy
who made the call, which is insane.
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Girl, it is too early in the
week for an existential meltdown.
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I'm a man!
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Okay.
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So what do you want to do, Mr. Man?
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I was...
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I was thinking about
writing a feature on Troy.
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- Ugh.
- Hear me out.
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If I can take Troy... a black student
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who's one of the good ones...
and show even he's a victim
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to the same system as a kid like Reggie,
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maybe people will see
this is a real problem.
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Troy's a legacy kid and
student body president.
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How is he a victim?
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Let me write this
piece, and I'll show you.
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Brooke, do a feature on Troy.
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- What?
- Already on it.
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How? How are you already on it?
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I'm perpetually taking notes.
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But... Brooke... is already
on four other assignments.
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You don't know my life.
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I only need two hours of sleep at night,
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30 minutes of which are night terrors...
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TMI, Brooke.
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This is malarkey!
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When you're back from 1875,
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I have an assignment for
you: Griffin Day Parade.
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That's a fluff piece.
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Something you can be objective about.
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If anyone should write a
feature on Troy, it should be me.
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He's my roommate. That gives me access.
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And I'm sure you'd love
to have even more access.
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Project much, Silvio?
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Troy is not even my type.
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Research?
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What am I doing?
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Wasting your time,
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when what you need to do is find
someone to sniff your manties.
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Judgment-filled non sequitur.
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I'm TopForTight97. Dom.
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Straight-acting muscle
top for otter-y sub bottom.
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No fatties, no fems.
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No rice, no spice.
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No curry.
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We're supposed to bring food?
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Well, hi.
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RedStateBrownEye here.
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Conservative everywhere,
but in the bedroom.
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I am a discrete power bottom,
looking for a horse-hung top
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to pound my greedy hole.
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Water sports, BDSM, race play a plus.
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Oh, and D&D free.
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Who says romance is dead?
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What's up, my nig... yeah,
that's... that's too much.
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- It's too far.
- It's been a long day.
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And...
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you're the only one who
can give me what I need.
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Is that right?
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Is it weird Mario still
dresses as a plumber?
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It's been three decades
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since he did any kind of plumbing.
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Bro, a hammer? Fuck your fucking life!
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You wanted to play with items.
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Pause.
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Sorry. Force of habit.
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What's the opposite of pause?
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Hmm. Not silencing millions
with your hetero-supremacy.
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- Ah, that's right.
- Three, two, one.
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Go!
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Hey, uh, you going to
the Griffin Day thing?
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Yes, to wave and smile
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and be seen as a sign
that racism is over.
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How reassuring.
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I was supposed to cover
it, though, I was thinking,
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what if I turned my parade
story into a story about you?
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You shit-fucking turd! Sure.
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Have you been formally
diagnosed with Tourette's?
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No need.
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You see, straight guys are encouraged
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to never express the full
range of human emotion,
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causing it all to be bottled up inside,
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only to be expressed
during sports and...
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you fuck bag!
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Video games.
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Hi!
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So what's your take on
the allocation of funds
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in regards to student health services?
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Uh, pro, you know? For it.
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Brooke, I... see you're already here.
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Yeah, I've been here
since the parade started.
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You know, like, an hour ago.
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Got in right after my 5K.
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Must be a slow day for you.
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Positively glacial.
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Stay clear of Brooke.
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But I thought she was
tag-teaming with you.
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What? No!
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She may seem nice, but she's...
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she's out to get you.
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Wait. Why?
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Wait. Did I sleep with her?
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Doubtful.
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I think there's a Small
Wonder situation
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happening under all those rompers.
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Misogyny.
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How refreshing.
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- You know you only moved two feet away.
- We're busy.
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What's up, paper boy?
Nice speech, Mr. President.
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Mm, yeah.
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Not a single racist got a pardon
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and you promoted fire safety. Way to go.
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I'm surprised
to see you two here.
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You know, floats and
marching bands and...
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actually, celebration of any kind
just doesn't seem like your thing.
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It's not.
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Couldn't give two fucks about a Griffin.
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"I can't breath"?
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What?
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Aw, shit.
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You should have caught that.
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Sorry. Your face looks
all serious and cute.
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Pithy speech, Troy.
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Could use you on the
Pastiche staff.
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Yeah, it's the least you could do,
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considering how much
Troy has done for you.
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Sam, please, I don't think I can survive
such a hostile learning environment.
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I think I need a safe space.
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Where will you ever find anyone
who can relate to your experiences?
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God, our repartee is magic.
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We'd really make a dynamic duo, hmm?
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Sure, walk away.
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I have a feeling we'll
be seeing her byline
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in Pastiche soon enough.
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Do you get off on being an asshole?
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That and student/teacher
porn.
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- What was that about?
- Nothing.
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It was nothing. Want to get out of here?
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Sure.
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Ooh, where are we going?
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Lionel's doing a feature on
me for The Independent.
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Maybe I can provide some insight.
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- Uh, actually I...
- Lionel wants to do this alone.
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Will you excuse us, sweets?
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Sure. Take all the time you need.
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I was being polite.
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I don't actually need your permission.
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I don't know
why you're being weird.
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I'm not being weird.
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After last
night, we had a moment.
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You're my brother. I...
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What do you...
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Look.
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We both got caught up.
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I'm still caught up.
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Who was that?
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- You ready?
- Yes. Let's go.
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Let's definitely go.
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You all right, man?
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I'm just hungry.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I... you know I'm not 21.
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Yeah, neither am I.
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But this is when people not
being able to tell us apart
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comes in handy.
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- Mr. T.
- Hey, hey.
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Welcome back.
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Who's your pint-sized friend?
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Wait. Oh, my God. I know you.
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I-I don't think so.
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Yes, I do. Don't make me prove it.
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Kind of new to this.
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Avid reader.
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I love "Smash Bros."
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That's a video game, not a euphemism.
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Adorbs!
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I'm just gonna put you in my pocket.
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Little pocket pal.
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Lionel here is my roommate.
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His very embarrassed roommate.
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Girl, please. I used to be you.
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- Huh?
- Yeah.
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We were roommates freshman
year, but AJ dropped out.
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I'm not the Ivy type, but I do enjoy
the Ivy tuition my folks keep sending.
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I plan on telling them
after I pay off my mustang.
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- Nice car.
- No. My horse.
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He's a mustang.
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Winchester feels so far from here.
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Winchester's not so bad.
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For you. You're student body president.
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- Your father's the dean.
- Oh, what's the point?
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You know, with the blackface party
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and the Reggie thing, I feel useless.
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We all do.
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Everyone at AP thinks I'm just a
mouthpiece for the administration.
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Or a fucking mascot,
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and not the fun kind that gets to
fire off T-shirts in front of people.
258
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,595
That's why I come here.
259
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:47,517
Here, I'm just a guy having a drink
with his homeboy, Willie Evans.
260
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,686
That's the guy on your ID.
261
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,770
Oh.
262
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,900
You know my dad hasn't wished
me happy birthday in three years?
263
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:59,320
Whoa. When was it?
264
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,822
A week ago.
265
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,450
Silver lining...
266
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,289
At least you have a dad you
can blame for screwing you up.
267
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,583
My dad died before I turned six.
268
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,753
Not like he was around
much before then anyway.
269
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,715
And so he just left your family?
270
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,217
He wouldn't leave his other family.
271
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,094
Wow.
272
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,264
So you didn't have a man
around to show you what's what?
273
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,557
Yep.
274
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,767
Which is why I chose to be gay.
275
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,186
Kidding. That's not how it works.
276
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,565
No, I know that. Teletubbies turned you.
277
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,483
That and the lack of prayer in schools.
278
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,450
My mom left when I was a kid.
279
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,454
- I'm sorry she left.
- If my dad's
280
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,872
as tough a husband as he is a father,
281
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,165
I don't blame her.
282
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,251
I know my dad's trying to protect me
283
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,879
from all the bullshit
he's faced as a black man,
284
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,174
but, fuck, perfection is suffocating.
285
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,887
I mean, sometimes I just
want to pack up all my stuff
286
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,263
in the middle of the night,
287
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,183
throw away my phone and just leave.
288
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,352
Never speak to him again.
289
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,168
Neika.
290
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,795
Ah.
291
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,838
Actually, it's Professor Hobbs.
292
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,423
Nice to meet you.
293
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,467
Officially, no one who's
here legally has met me.
294
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260
Unofficially, it's
nice to meet you, too.
295
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:50,807
I... I tried to get into
your class, but it was full.
296
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,724
Hmm.
297
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,726
Professor Hobbs is very popular.
298
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,105
It's because she's so good
at everything she does.
299
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,566
Okay, Troy, how much have
you had? You need to eat something.
300
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,276
Professor
Hobbs, not in front of Lionel.
301
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,779
We're not coming here again.
302
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,406
It took me 15 minutes to park.
303
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,074
I told you we should Uber, baby.
304
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,035
Why? You're
the only one drinking.
305
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,246
- Why do you think that is?
- It's true.
306
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,914
She does love her tequila.
307
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,417
I'm assuming.
308
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,002
Are we gonna spend the
entire night with your students?
309
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:24,215
I think you need to calm down.
It's good to see you, Mr. Fairbanks.
310
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,425
Let's go, baby.
311
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,468
Hmm.
312
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,556
I'm not exactly fluent,
313
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,725
but was that straight
for, "I'd hit that"?
314
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,519
Or, "I already hit that"?
315
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,354
What?
316
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,815
But she's faculty.
317
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,108
And she has a fianc�e.
318
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,569
And she's... gay.
319
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,820
No, she's not when she's with me.
320
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,114
- What about Coco?
- What about Coco?
321
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,825
Look, am I here with Coco,
or am I here with you?
322
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,245
Whoo! I dare any of you motherfuckers
323
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,456
to be on the wall during this jam.
324
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,249
You heard the man.
325
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,130
? Been fooled by
first impressions... ?
326
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,176
? They're not always true ?
327
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,013
? You thought that I
was made out of ice ?
328
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:16,058
? But I caught on
fire with you ?
329
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:22,148
? And I sparkled
for a moment ?
330
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,319
? Then I flickered out ?
331
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,697
? I couldn't feel
the flame anymore ?
332
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,034
? But, darling, I'm
feeling it now ?
333
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:40,208
? It took such a long
time To convince me ?
334
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:44,212
? You could fill
that empty space ?
335
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:48,633
? Ooh, but Saturday
night is shining ?
336
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:52,470
? On my Sunday morning face ?
337
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:57,350
? Ooh-ee, baby Saturday
night is shining ?
338
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:01,020
? On my Sunday morning face ?
339
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,647
? Yeah, yeah, yeah ?
340
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:06,150
? Saturday night
keeps on shining ?
341
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:10,905
? On my Sunday morning
face Ooh-ee, baby... ?
342
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,324
Ah, man,
where's the bathroom?
343
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,743
- End of the hall on the left.
- Oh.
344
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,413
You go first.
345
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,249
Or you could just come in with me.
346
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,833
What?
347
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,460
Yeah, I was supposed to
meet someone else here,
348
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,504
but he didn't show, so...
349
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,841
So... you want me to...
350
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,552
Unless you don't want to.
351
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,064
You seem nervous.
352
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,524
It's just...
353
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:50,945
I've never done anything like this.
354
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,948
By the urinal. Classy.
355
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,117
I didn't say stop.
356
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,578
I don't want you doing anything
you're uncomfortable with.
357
00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,829
It's okay.
358
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,372
Thanks, man.
359
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,418
You are one of the only
people I feel I can trust.
360
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,091
I-I feel the same way.
361
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,889
You mind using this?
362
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,476
Um...
363
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,563
How does the cup factor in?
364
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,774
My dad makes me do these, uh...
365
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,067
Drug tests?
366
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,863
Really?
367
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,865
Remember your freshman year?
368
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,117
Well, mine's a bit of a blur.
369
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,577
Aww.
370
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,996
Patronizing sigh.
371
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,457
Um...
372
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,292
Happy birthday.
373
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,169
Thanks, man.
374
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,422
You're a lifesaver.
375
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,810
Lady, I can mix you something
way better at the bar.
376
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,520
You don't have to recycle.
377
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,439
Uh, this isn't...
378
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,691
Oh, I know, I know.
379
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,318
Troy used to ask me too, but...
380
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,820
my piss hasn't been
clean since I was 13.
381
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,243
I'm not sure about this.
382
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,080
Last call always comes
too fucking early.
383
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,916
Besides, you said it's
a 25-year-old scotch.
384
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,584
It'd be a crime not to drink it.
385
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,587
Actually, I think breaking and
entering would be the crime.
386
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,760
Okay, here it is. There's some Adderall.
387
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,470
And... I don't know what that is.
388
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,514
I know what that is. Don't touch that.
389
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,224
Hey, what are you doing here?
390
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,269
Working on my article.
391
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,021
Convincing.
392
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,648
I'll be back. Excuse me.
393
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:56,320
Oh...
394
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,030
Your assignment was to cover the parade,
395
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,533
not go on a bender with Troy.
396
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,411
I'll get you your article on the
parade. It was pretty uneventful.
397
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,539
Kurt Fletcher and Pastiche
handed out their latest issue.
398
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,709
I wouldn't exactly call that uneventful.
399
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,711
People have been snapping
and tweeting about it.
400
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,797
And you weren't there to cover any
of it because you're on, what? A date?
401
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,340
I wouldn't call it that.
402
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,218
Luckily, Brooke, who you
tried to cock-block...
403
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,928
yeah, I know about that...
404
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,055
got the whole thing and
already filed a story.
405
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,349
God bless that girl and her sad life.
406
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,351
Uh, hey.
407
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,186
- Brooke?
- Why didn't you say anything?
408
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,480
- Were you spying on us?
- Yes.
409
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,361
We should go.
410
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,156
Touch my scotch again,
and I will remove you.
411
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,491
- From, like, the premises?
- From, like, the Earth.
412
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,246
We'll talk about all this tomorrow.
413
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,291
PS...
414
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,084
He's straight.
415
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,711
He'll always be straight.
416
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,255
You know that, right?
417
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,447
Give me the magazine, Kurt!
418
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,658
Give me this magazine, you...
419
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,494
Oh, you think that's
a picture of you?
420
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:27,912
You? Who puts the...
421
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,707
- Who does that?
- Give me that shit!
422
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,712
Your freedom of speech is on the line?
423
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,840
Hey. How you feeling?
424
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,052
Empty inside.
425
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,887
You, uh, want to watch something?
426
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,725
Uh, sure.
427
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:55,147
I just gotta finish up some
work, and I'll join you in a bit.
428
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,624
Everyone at AP thinks
I'm just a mouthpiece
429
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:14,959
for the administration.
430
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,378
Or a fucking mascot.
431
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,881
My dad makes me do these, uh...
432
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,591
Drug tests?
433
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,721
She's so good at everything she does.
434
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,021
In a dingy
off-campus bar
435
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,815
sits an unlikely patron...
436
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:41,610
our first black president, our
great hope, stuck between the rock
437
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:46,073
of a world that demands
110% from people of color
438
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,409
and the hard place of
an overbearing father
439
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:51,161
determined to save his
son from inequality
440
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:52,955
by demanding he be perfect.
441
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,749
But a system that
requires perfection
442
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:59,378
in exchange for equality
is untenable and unjust.
443
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,213
So unjust...
444
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,675
Sometimes I just want to pack up all
my stuff in the middle of the night,
445
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,678
throw away my phone and just leave.
446
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,472
Some of
us voted for Troy
447
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,767
as an easy remedy for the
problem of racism at Winchester.
448
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:17,271
His big idea is to set up
a town hall for the campus
449
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,064
to air its grievances.
450
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,567
Not everyone agrees
with this approach.
451
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,945
The BSU is planning a
protest as I write this.
452
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:28,616
So what happens when
the town hall ends
453
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,993
and racism persists?
454
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,871
What will happen
to our great hope
455
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:37,291
when we all realize
he's just a man?
456
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,127
No, a boy,
457
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,547
his growth stunted in
the shadow of his father.
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