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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,407 --> 00:01:01,997 You've got spunk, Wolfhouse. I'll give you that. 2 00:01:02,177 --> 00:01:04,607 I don't got room in my pocket for more of your money. 3 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:07,610 I got a little spunk for you. 4 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:17,445 You couldn't hit your own ball bag with your own wrinkled cock. 5 00:01:20,295 --> 00:01:21,275 Chance. 6 00:01:22,998 --> 00:01:26,898 Jesus, Mary and Joseph. You play rim rules? 7 00:01:27,069 --> 00:01:28,259 Doesn't everybody? 8 00:01:28,437 --> 00:01:30,927 Yeah, the shit-stabbers like you. 9 00:01:31,573 --> 00:01:32,773 Hold on there, girlfriend. 10 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:36,440 You're gonna chance... 11 00:01:38,213 --> 00:01:40,683 ...you're gonna have to earn it. 12 00:01:42,618 --> 00:01:44,308 Oh, no. No way. 13 00:01:44,953 --> 00:01:48,183 Forget about it. I'm out of here. Where's my--? 14 00:01:49,091 --> 00:01:53,961 Hey. You said you wanted to chance, now take a chance. 15 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:57,060 All right, all right. 16 00:02:02,938 --> 00:02:03,998 Son of a bitch! 17 00:02:04,173 --> 00:02:05,303 Up yours, Johnny Cash. 18 00:02:05,474 --> 00:02:07,604 Okay. Grab him, boys. 19 00:02:09,144 --> 00:02:11,984 You weren't trying to play me for a fool, were you, Wolfhouse? 20 00:02:12,147 --> 00:02:13,137 Beginner's luck. 21 00:02:13,315 --> 00:02:16,745 You don't come into my place of business and take my money like that. 22 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:20,319 Now, what I should do is beat seven shades of shit out of you. 23 00:02:20,489 --> 00:02:23,319 -But I'll teach you something somebody-- -Hey! 24 00:02:23,826 --> 00:02:25,156 What's going on down here? 25 00:02:25,327 --> 00:02:27,117 Todd, welcome home! 26 00:02:27,296 --> 00:02:30,156 I'm just having some fun with your younger, dumber brother. 27 00:02:30,332 --> 00:02:32,602 Might not be the best time. Everyone's waiting. 28 00:02:32,768 --> 00:02:33,828 Oh, of course. 29 00:02:39,775 --> 00:02:40,755 Padre? 30 00:02:51,386 --> 00:02:52,976 I'll come back for the rest. 31 00:03:10,706 --> 00:03:13,196 Great Gam Gam. I'm so sorry. 32 00:03:14,610 --> 00:03:16,240 My friends... 33 00:03:16,411 --> 00:03:20,911 ...as we gather today to mourn the passing of Johan Wolfhouse... 34 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:26,690 ...what can I say that Johan can't say for himself? 35 00:03:28,357 --> 00:03:30,087 Hello, all. 36 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:36,390 If you are watching this, then I have croaked. 37 00:03:36,798 --> 00:03:42,168 Now I will never know what happens on The Young and the Restless. 38 00:03:42,838 --> 00:03:46,208 -He loved that show. -But seriously, I wanted to thank you all... 39 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:51,105 ...for what you have added to my long and happy life. 40 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,040 Most of all, my mother. 41 00:03:54,650 --> 00:03:58,750 Mother, I always knew you would outlive me. 42 00:03:58,921 --> 00:04:00,621 I loved you. 43 00:04:01,823 --> 00:04:02,853 Prosit. 44 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:22,139 Todd, Jan, my smart and talented grandsons... 45 00:04:22,311 --> 00:04:25,911 ...take good care of the restaurant. 46 00:04:26,081 --> 00:04:28,741 It is the last piece of your heritage. 47 00:04:28,917 --> 00:04:34,147 And don't worry, someone will be watching over you. 48 00:04:36,925 --> 00:04:37,905 Popo! 49 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:41,990 -Hey. It's Popo. -Popo was given to me... 50 00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:45,831 ...by my father on his deathbed. 51 00:04:46,268 --> 00:04:47,258 Prosit! 52 00:04:57,746 --> 00:05:00,836 And finally, to me. 53 00:05:01,383 --> 00:05:02,913 Looking good down there. 54 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:21,390 Say good night, Popo. 55 00:05:21,636 --> 00:05:23,966 Good night, Popo. 56 00:05:30,579 --> 00:05:34,349 For hundreds of years, it has been a Wolfhouse tradition... 57 00:05:34,516 --> 00:05:37,706 ...to spread the ashes of our loved ones in Munich. 58 00:05:37,886 --> 00:05:40,716 I am too old. I want you boys to go to Germany... 59 00:05:40,889 --> 00:05:43,519 ...and carry out this tradition for your grandfather. 60 00:05:43,959 --> 00:05:46,659 Sure, it would be an honor for us, Great Gam Gam. When? 61 00:05:46,828 --> 00:05:50,288 Well, you must leave immediately. 62 00:05:50,465 --> 00:05:53,365 The tradition is to spread the ashes... 63 00:05:53,535 --> 00:05:55,695 ...during the festival on the Theresienwiese. 64 00:05:55,871 --> 00:05:58,401 There you will meet a Mr. Schniedelwichsen. 65 00:05:58,573 --> 00:06:01,243 He will take you to the family resting place. 66 00:06:01,410 --> 00:06:04,140 The festival begins this week. 67 00:06:04,312 --> 00:06:05,752 The festival of the what-what? 68 00:06:05,914 --> 00:06:10,014 Oh, boys, you know this festival as Oktoberfest. 69 00:06:10,185 --> 00:06:11,705 We're in. 70 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:21,049 We really gotta find this Schniedelwichsen and spread Grandpa's ashes. 71 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,753 He's supposed to meet us here. 72 00:07:22,924 --> 00:07:26,164 So there's nothing we can do but hang out and wait. Right, Grandpa? 73 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,310 Come on, guys. 74 00:07:58,593 --> 00:08:00,423 Are you making fun of us, mate? 75 00:08:00,762 --> 00:08:01,752 What? No. 76 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:04,630 We're singing the beloved drinking songs of our country... 77 00:08:04,799 --> 00:08:06,789 ...and you sing us that bloody jingo jango? 78 00:08:07,769 --> 00:08:10,829 I reckon you're taking the piss out of Oktoberfest. 79 00:08:11,006 --> 00:08:11,996 We're just singing. 80 00:08:12,174 --> 00:08:13,474 What do you think, mate? 81 00:08:13,642 --> 00:08:15,632 I think we should fucking brain them. 82 00:08:17,012 --> 00:08:18,172 Hey, we love Oktober-- 83 00:08:36,665 --> 00:08:38,385 Hot cheese soup! 84 00:08:38,733 --> 00:08:40,033 Hot cheese so--! 85 00:08:52,714 --> 00:08:54,684 Come on. This is the Fräuleins Gone Wild! 86 00:08:54,849 --> 00:08:57,319 Just kiss each other, ja? 87 00:09:18,006 --> 00:09:20,736 Helmut, my God, are you okay? 88 00:09:24,179 --> 00:09:26,369 Oh, strewth. They hit the little kid! 89 00:09:34,689 --> 00:09:36,119 Let's get the bastards! 90 00:09:55,577 --> 00:09:57,307 So this is Oktoberfest. 91 00:09:57,479 --> 00:09:58,639 Wolfhouse? 92 00:10:00,915 --> 00:10:01,895 Yeah. 93 00:10:04,753 --> 00:10:06,483 I am Mr. Schniedelwichsen. 94 00:10:07,255 --> 00:10:08,805 -Hi! -Let's go. 95 00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:12,050 Gam Gam said you'd meet us here. There's some crazy-- 96 00:10:13,762 --> 00:10:15,292 -Gotcha. -Hey! 97 00:10:15,463 --> 00:10:17,063 -He's got me! -He's gone crazy dingo. 98 00:10:19,801 --> 00:10:21,831 Make fast! Make very fast! 99 00:10:22,003 --> 00:10:22,993 Split! Split! 100 00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:35,321 Where are we going, Mr. Spiedelspackel? 101 00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:37,783 Schniedelwichsen. Come. 102 00:10:37,952 --> 00:10:40,082 Halt. See, we're here. 103 00:10:44,225 --> 00:10:45,385 Johan? 104 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,690 The ashes. We left them back at that tent. 105 00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:49,832 We gotta go get our grandfather's ashes. 106 00:10:53,768 --> 00:10:55,928 Come. Come now. 107 00:11:20,895 --> 00:11:22,355 We in the right neighborhood? 108 00:11:28,503 --> 00:11:30,873 Oh, hello, blondie. 109 00:11:31,039 --> 00:11:32,509 You care for a dance? 110 00:11:33,308 --> 00:11:35,398 Jan? Jan? 111 00:11:36,277 --> 00:11:38,507 Leave my brother alone. 112 00:11:40,181 --> 00:11:41,671 I miss you! 113 00:11:54,262 --> 00:11:55,522 The password! 114 00:12:50,418 --> 00:12:52,608 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 115 00:13:02,964 --> 00:13:05,064 They're playing Quarters! 116 00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:07,324 Hey, Beer Pong! 117 00:13:09,637 --> 00:13:12,067 Upside-down Chugs! 118 00:13:12,941 --> 00:13:15,381 Come! Come in here. 119 00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:26,150 I'd bugger her for a game of soldiers, huh? 120 00:13:27,288 --> 00:13:31,278 Hello. Pim Scutney. This here's me mate, Rog Gobshire. 121 00:13:31,459 --> 00:13:32,619 Team England. 122 00:13:32,794 --> 00:13:36,034 I am Jan Wolfhouse and this is my brother, Todd Wolfhouse. 123 00:13:36,197 --> 00:13:38,827 And what is this? 124 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,460 Beerfest, innit! 125 00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:44,144 Is this part of Oktoberfest? 126 00:13:44,305 --> 00:13:47,755 Oktoberfest is for tossers and sheep-shaggers. 127 00:13:47,942 --> 00:13:49,882 Beerfest is our lives. 128 00:13:50,044 --> 00:13:54,284 The ultimate test of a beer-gamer's mettle! 129 00:13:54,516 --> 00:13:55,976 -Where's the American team? -Yeah. 130 00:13:57,852 --> 00:13:59,792 -That's worth a squirt, innit? -What? 131 00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:04,505 Excuse me, guys. 132 00:14:04,692 --> 00:14:08,222 Please vomit in proper receptacles! 133 00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:11,486 Wait a second. Look at those urns over there. 134 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,126 They look just like Grandpa's. 135 00:14:13,902 --> 00:14:16,532 That's why Schniedelwasher brought us here. 136 00:14:16,704 --> 00:14:19,264 We're supposed to put Grandpa's urn up there with those. 137 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,000 We gotta go back and get it. 138 00:14:21,175 --> 00:14:23,575 You go. I'm never leaving this place. 139 00:14:23,745 --> 00:14:28,505 Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot! 140 00:14:33,855 --> 00:14:35,015 Hello, guvnor! 141 00:14:35,189 --> 00:14:36,989 We got ourselves a tie. 142 00:14:37,158 --> 00:14:38,818 You see them blokes in the knickers? 143 00:14:38,993 --> 00:14:41,053 That's the German team, the champs. 144 00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:44,559 Their family owns the oldest brewery in Bavaria. 145 00:14:44,732 --> 00:14:47,172 They're regular diamond geezers, they are, right? 146 00:14:47,335 --> 00:14:49,995 Why does the last guy chug out of a shoe? 147 00:14:50,171 --> 00:14:52,401 That's no shoe! 148 00:14:52,574 --> 00:14:55,414 That's Das Boot! 149 00:14:56,377 --> 00:14:58,867 And she's a cruel old mistress, she is. 150 00:15:04,886 --> 00:15:06,676 Drink up, Hansel! 151 00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:10,520 Wow, they're fast! 152 00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:16,353 Das Boot! 153 00:15:22,203 --> 00:15:24,263 Das Boot! Das Boot! 154 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:44,551 Schniedelspanker! 155 00:15:58,573 --> 00:16:01,803 Von Wolfhausen. Wolfhouse. 156 00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:04,400 Your last name's von Wolfhausen? 157 00:16:05,446 --> 00:16:08,176 Get the fuck out of here. So is ours! Wolfhouse. 158 00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:13,281 We're cousins? Oh, this just gets better and better! 159 00:16:13,888 --> 00:16:17,318 We must be related through our grandfather, Johan von Wolfhausen. 160 00:16:31,072 --> 00:16:33,042 Why are you taking him? Where's he going? 161 00:16:33,207 --> 00:16:35,897 We kind of need to stick close. 162 00:16:36,978 --> 00:16:41,878 -He is of no concern to you. -But he was just walking us through. He-- 163 00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:46,580 You do not speak of Beerfest outside of Beerfest! 164 00:16:47,055 --> 00:16:49,045 You do not bring outsiders to Beerfest. 165 00:16:49,223 --> 00:16:51,353 But our grandfather was Johan von Wolf-- 166 00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:53,993 Your grandfather was no von Wolfhausen. 167 00:16:54,162 --> 00:16:57,332 Your grandfather was a thieving bastard stable boy. 168 00:16:58,032 --> 00:17:00,662 -What did you say? -Baron Ludwig von Wolfhausen... 169 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:04,695 ...our great-grandfather, the most legendary brewmeister in all Deutschland. 170 00:17:04,872 --> 00:17:07,362 He perfected the von Wolfhausen beer recipe. 171 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:11,342 It was the greatest beer in all the world. 172 00:17:11,913 --> 00:17:15,613 When Ludwig died, your grandfather stole the only copy of the recipe created. 173 00:17:15,783 --> 00:17:18,483 Hold on a second. Our grandfather didn't brew beer. 174 00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:21,453 He had this little sausage house in Colorado. He couldn't-- 175 00:17:21,622 --> 00:17:23,092 He could und he did. 176 00:17:23,424 --> 00:17:27,494 He stole our recipe und fled Germany with his mother... 177 00:17:27,662 --> 00:17:30,432 ...a common Bavarian.... 178 00:17:31,432 --> 00:17:35,062 What's the English word I'm looking for? 179 00:17:35,236 --> 00:17:36,226 Whore. 180 00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:38,674 Gam Gam a whore? 181 00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:41,096 Obviously there's a translation problem here. 182 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,235 Hooker. Prostitute. Slut for money. 183 00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:46,871 -Now you're crossing the line. -No, you are crossing the line! He stole it! 184 00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:51,378 Und now, instead of having Deutschland's greatest beer, we merely have fourth-best. 185 00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:01,357 Ja, we are not your cousins. 186 00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:05,519 You are the offspring of the bastard son of some whore! 187 00:18:08,269 --> 00:18:10,999 -Don't call Gam Gam a whore! She's not! -Punch me! Do it! 188 00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,542 Ja, you big tough guy. Kill me, come on. 189 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,538 Do it now! Kill me. What are you waiting for? 190 00:18:17,111 --> 00:18:21,311 Typical Americans. This is why we don't allow you in our Beerfest. 191 00:18:21,482 --> 00:18:24,322 You get a few drinks in you und you become the Dirty Harry. 192 00:18:24,485 --> 00:18:28,075 You should go back to your strip malls and drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices. 193 00:18:28,256 --> 00:18:30,876 Und then you can punch each other silly. 194 00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:34,079 Okay. Okay. 195 00:18:34,262 --> 00:18:37,792 Okay. Sounds like you guys fancy yourselves drinkers, huh? 196 00:18:38,232 --> 00:18:41,002 Ja, maybe a little. I think we just beat the Irish, so.... 197 00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:44,539 -Oh, that's good. The champions. What? -Well, I'll tell you what. 198 00:18:44,705 --> 00:18:48,505 Why don't you pick your best two? Because you just opened up a can of corn. 199 00:18:49,243 --> 00:18:50,543 Corn. 200 00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:54,536 We are laughing. We are laughing at you. 201 00:18:54,715 --> 00:18:57,205 -Our best two? You want our best two? -The corn. 202 00:18:57,385 --> 00:19:00,745 How about our worst two, right? Hammacher! Schlemmer! 203 00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:25,173 You take the big guy. I'll get the little one. 204 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:28,970 You ready, du kleiner Hosenscheißer? 205 00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:34,618 Everyone at once. First team to finish wins. On my word. 206 00:19:34,789 --> 00:19:37,589 -Let's do this. -Ja, do it. 207 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,960 Hey, boys, why don't you let us put a nipple on that for you? 208 00:19:52,506 --> 00:19:54,936 I remember my first beer. 209 00:19:56,644 --> 00:19:57,774 Prosit. 210 00:20:44,725 --> 00:20:47,655 Allow me to introduce our grandfather: 211 00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:50,588 Wolfgang von Wolfhausen. 212 00:20:50,765 --> 00:20:52,355 Take a good look... 213 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:55,733 ...for this is a real von Wolfhausen. 214 00:20:55,903 --> 00:20:57,673 Grandpapa. 215 00:21:02,443 --> 00:21:03,643 Oh, shit. 216 00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:08,869 So you are the progeny of Johan. 217 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:13,750 I am guessing that he is the one who taught you how to drink beer. 218 00:21:15,022 --> 00:21:16,682 Now... 219 00:21:17,558 --> 00:21:19,788 ...where is our recipe? 220 00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:23,161 What fucking recipe? 221 00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:34,941 Friends... 222 00:21:35,910 --> 00:21:39,870 ...this is all that remains of a thieving stable boy... 223 00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:44,177 ...who ran away to America with his whore mother! 224 00:21:55,296 --> 00:21:59,316 I'm a sucker for family reunions. 225 00:22:01,869 --> 00:22:03,359 Here are a couple of euros. 226 00:22:04,005 --> 00:22:09,235 Go back and get a BJ from your great-grandma, on me. 227 00:22:09,944 --> 00:22:11,744 Now get out of here. 228 00:22:11,912 --> 00:22:15,182 BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! 229 00:22:43,844 --> 00:22:46,314 They called Grandpa a thief and Gam Gam a whore! 230 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,470 We gotta go back. We gotta go back and beat those guys. 231 00:22:49,650 --> 00:22:53,380 -Oh, come on, man, that's crazy. -Is it? We can do this. 232 00:22:53,554 --> 00:22:55,224 We can do what? 233 00:22:55,389 --> 00:22:56,579 Great Gam Gam. 234 00:22:56,757 --> 00:22:59,157 Mein boys. Oh, willkommen. 235 00:23:03,097 --> 00:23:04,927 Honey, what happened to your eye? 236 00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:08,686 I accidentally walked into a wall. Yeah, the Berlin Wall. 237 00:23:08,869 --> 00:23:11,099 I'll tell Tippy to get some cold pig stomach. 238 00:23:11,272 --> 00:23:12,672 We put that on Janny's eye. 239 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:17,640 So tell me, was the ceremony beautiful? 240 00:23:18,646 --> 00:23:23,166 Yeah. Very beautiful. I mean, gorgeous. 241 00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:25,340 Was it a peaceful resting place? 242 00:23:26,487 --> 00:23:28,917 Have you ever been to the family resting place? 243 00:23:29,090 --> 00:23:32,460 No, but I've been told it is wonderful. 244 00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:34,763 -Quiet, lovely. -Yeah. 245 00:23:35,396 --> 00:23:37,156 And how is Herr Schniedelwichsen? 246 00:23:37,731 --> 00:23:39,671 -Oh, he's fine. Great guy. -Yeah. Good. 247 00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:41,304 He says hi. 248 00:23:43,237 --> 00:23:46,997 Oh, you boys have done a great thing. 249 00:23:47,174 --> 00:23:50,704 Now your grandpapa can rest in peace. 250 00:23:56,383 --> 00:23:57,913 She couldn't be more not a whore. 251 00:23:58,085 --> 00:23:59,445 We're gonna defend her honor. 252 00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:01,210 We're gonna defend Grandpa's honor! 253 00:24:01,388 --> 00:24:03,788 -We're gonna put together our own team! -Yes. 254 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:07,358 We'll get the biggest drinkers, the best beer-gamers, the fastest chuggers. 255 00:24:07,661 --> 00:24:10,531 Then we're gonna go back and kick the tar out of those Krauts! 256 00:24:10,698 --> 00:24:13,288 That's my brother! God, I missed you. 257 00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:14,897 Beerfest it is. 258 00:24:15,569 --> 00:24:16,559 They want a war? 259 00:24:16,737 --> 00:24:18,727 We'll give them a war they won't believe. 260 00:24:25,446 --> 00:24:26,666 So how'd you find him? 261 00:24:26,847 --> 00:24:29,367 Some dude, used to work with him at the brewery. 262 00:24:29,550 --> 00:24:31,540 Haven't seen him since Hands Across America. 263 00:24:31,719 --> 00:24:32,879 Oh, that's right. 264 00:24:33,053 --> 00:24:37,493 I heard that when the brewery gave him his pink slip, he killed a guy. 265 00:24:37,658 --> 00:24:39,488 I heard that too. 266 00:24:40,728 --> 00:24:41,748 There he is. 267 00:24:43,831 --> 00:24:46,561 You got nothing, baby. I got everything! 268 00:24:47,935 --> 00:24:50,495 You got nothing! You got nothing! 269 00:25:04,418 --> 00:25:05,848 We're gonna win this thing. 270 00:25:09,590 --> 00:25:11,180 Can I have your autograph? 271 00:25:11,358 --> 00:25:12,448 Oh, no autographs, kids. 272 00:25:12,626 --> 00:25:14,716 No, no, no. Thanks anyway. Get you next time. 273 00:25:14,895 --> 00:25:18,225 Hey, guys. Good job out there, Naka. 274 00:25:20,768 --> 00:25:23,288 Hey, Landfill! Hey, big guy! 275 00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:25,800 Hey, look what the cat dragged in! 276 00:25:25,973 --> 00:25:28,603 I haven't seen you guys since.... Hands Across America? 277 00:25:28,776 --> 00:25:29,936 We were just saying that. 278 00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:33,050 We almost made it. Couple breaks in the chain, right? 279 00:25:36,784 --> 00:25:38,884 What's going on? You disappeared for a while. 280 00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:40,953 We heard you got fired from the brewery. 281 00:25:43,857 --> 00:25:46,157 Goddamn brewery! 282 00:25:48,162 --> 00:25:49,962 They brew 10,000 bottles of beer a day. 283 00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:52,960 I drink 45 off the assembly line, and I'm the asshole. 284 00:25:53,133 --> 00:25:55,623 Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator. 285 00:25:55,803 --> 00:25:57,743 Jim Tobleson's a fucking Chatty Cathy. 286 00:25:58,572 --> 00:26:00,542 I did my three years up at the county pen. 287 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:04,268 Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah. 288 00:26:04,645 --> 00:26:07,635 I heard that someone died that day. 289 00:26:08,515 --> 00:26:10,635 Yeah, somebody did die that day. 290 00:26:12,953 --> 00:26:14,583 Me. 291 00:26:14,888 --> 00:26:19,148 I had the greatest job in the world, brewing cold, fresh joy for thousands. 292 00:26:19,326 --> 00:26:21,916 Not to mention all the beer you could drink, right? 293 00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:24,760 They took it away from me. 294 00:26:25,032 --> 00:26:28,062 Yep, I'd trade all this in if I could get that feeling back again. 295 00:26:30,037 --> 00:26:31,627 What? 296 00:26:38,012 --> 00:26:39,002 There he is. 297 00:26:39,179 --> 00:26:40,699 Nathan Cornwell has discovered... 298 00:26:40,881 --> 00:26:43,941 ...pneumono-ultra-microscopic- silico-volcano-canaisis. 299 00:26:44,118 --> 00:26:45,518 Big round of applause, people. 300 00:26:47,621 --> 00:26:48,781 You want that geek? 301 00:26:49,623 --> 00:26:52,093 What's he gonna do, check my urine? 302 00:26:53,494 --> 00:26:55,464 I met Finkelstein back in college. 303 00:26:55,629 --> 00:26:57,359 He was a real brainiac, that nerd. 304 00:26:57,965 --> 00:27:00,455 Studied everything about everything. Including beer. 305 00:27:00,768 --> 00:27:02,258 So shut the fuck up. 306 00:27:02,436 --> 00:27:04,526 What are you doing? Put the frog on the table. 307 00:27:04,705 --> 00:27:07,035 Clean out the floxinator or something, all right? 308 00:27:07,207 --> 00:27:10,137 People, listen up. Use your thumbs. 309 00:27:10,311 --> 00:27:14,181 Locate the seminal vesicle here, the ejaculatory ducts here. 310 00:27:14,348 --> 00:27:17,578 Then stroke it. Stroke it. Stroke it hard. 311 00:27:17,751 --> 00:27:20,021 Cup the gonads. If you don't cup the gonads.... 312 00:27:20,187 --> 00:27:21,377 Finky! 313 00:27:21,555 --> 00:27:24,515 Jan? Todd? What are you guys doing here? 314 00:27:24,692 --> 00:27:27,422 -Hey, smart coat. -Oh, thank you. It's rayon. 315 00:27:30,331 --> 00:27:31,921 What are you doing? 316 00:27:32,099 --> 00:27:34,469 We're extracting frog gamete for cloning trials. 317 00:27:34,802 --> 00:27:36,332 You're jerking him off. 318 00:27:37,071 --> 00:27:38,731 -Who's the hippo? -Phil Krundel. 319 00:27:39,206 --> 00:27:40,566 The name's Landfill. 320 00:27:41,108 --> 00:27:43,508 Listen, Fink. We're putting together a drinking team. 321 00:27:43,677 --> 00:27:46,167 There's a competition and we want you to be part of it. 322 00:27:48,015 --> 00:27:50,105 -Come on. I'm really busy. -We're serious. 323 00:27:50,751 --> 00:27:54,191 You don't understand. I'm a respected member of the scientific community. 324 00:27:55,289 --> 00:27:56,279 Sorry. 325 00:27:56,457 --> 00:27:59,257 -We can't do it without you, Fink. -No chance. I have a job. 326 00:27:59,426 --> 00:28:02,826 I've got a house with a pool and a two-car garage. I got three Ph.D.s. 327 00:28:02,996 --> 00:28:04,656 Hey! Don't do that! 328 00:28:04,832 --> 00:28:06,802 -I'm published in four journals. -What? 329 00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:07,957 Toad Load Weekly? 330 00:28:08,135 --> 00:28:11,625 We need you, Fink. America needs you. 331 00:28:11,805 --> 00:28:13,795 That sounds a little dramatic. 332 00:28:13,974 --> 00:28:17,504 That's the part we haven't told you. We're competing against the Germans. 333 00:28:22,082 --> 00:28:23,342 Germans? 334 00:28:23,517 --> 00:28:26,977 Yeah. Big, blond, asshole Germans. 335 00:28:33,193 --> 00:28:34,793 You got 15 minutes to tell me more. 336 00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:43,967 -Can you move over, please? -I like to sit in the middle. 337 00:28:44,138 --> 00:28:45,568 What am I supposed to do? 338 00:28:45,739 --> 00:28:47,539 You have room. You're little. 339 00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:50,298 -You wanna sit on this side? -Fuck you. 340 00:28:52,246 --> 00:28:53,866 Jan, who are we meeting out here? 341 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:59,810 -Jan, who are we meeting out here? -Barry Badrinath. 342 00:29:00,821 --> 00:29:03,421 -What? No. -Who's Barry Badrinath? 343 00:29:03,590 --> 00:29:05,390 -I'm putting a team together. -Turn around. 344 00:29:05,559 --> 00:29:07,149 -Who's Barry? -Don't worry. 345 00:29:07,327 --> 00:29:09,727 Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? 346 00:29:09,897 --> 00:29:12,227 Will you shut the hell up? Shut up. 347 00:29:12,399 --> 00:29:14,589 Barry Badrinath was the best beer-gamer ever. 348 00:29:14,768 --> 00:29:16,998 Best at Quarters, at Pong, best at everything. 349 00:29:19,406 --> 00:29:20,926 We should put him on our team. 350 00:29:21,308 --> 00:29:23,708 Well, actually, Barry and Todd had a falling-out. 351 00:29:23,877 --> 00:29:26,237 -See, Barry doinked Todd's girlfriend. -Yahtzee. 352 00:29:26,413 --> 00:29:27,443 -Zip it, Fink. -Sorry. 353 00:29:27,614 --> 00:29:29,884 Just think about Gam Gam for a minute, all right? 354 00:29:30,684 --> 00:29:33,594 -Is this guy really that good? -Yeah. 355 00:29:33,854 --> 00:29:35,584 He's the best. 356 00:29:37,024 --> 00:29:38,894 We should put him on our team, then. 357 00:29:44,531 --> 00:29:47,401 -There he is. -Where? 358 00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:48,758 Right there. 359 00:29:48,936 --> 00:29:49,926 Oh, my God. 360 00:29:50,103 --> 00:29:51,433 What happened to him? 361 00:29:51,939 --> 00:29:55,199 All right. It's a regular hot-dog cart in here, huh? 362 00:29:56,276 --> 00:29:57,706 All right, here's how it works. 363 00:29:57,878 --> 00:30:00,538 One dollar to look at it. Two dollars to touch it. 364 00:30:00,714 --> 00:30:03,014 Three dollars to watch me touch it. 365 00:30:03,183 --> 00:30:04,843 That's lots of nice-looking manhood. 366 00:30:05,018 --> 00:30:06,578 Back the fuck up, Antonio! 367 00:30:06,753 --> 00:30:08,413 My dick! 368 00:30:09,289 --> 00:30:10,759 My apologies. 369 00:30:10,924 --> 00:30:12,894 Five to touch it while I touch my toes. 370 00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:15,820 Six dollars to touch it while I touch your toe-- 371 00:30:17,231 --> 00:30:20,221 Oh, hey, Jan. How are you? 372 00:30:24,738 --> 00:30:27,728 Todd. And Fink. 373 00:30:27,908 --> 00:30:30,138 -Hey, looking good, Finky. -You too, Barry. 374 00:30:30,310 --> 00:30:33,970 I wish I could give you a deal here, but my pimp's a real ball ache, you know? 375 00:30:34,915 --> 00:30:39,575 So it's $ 10 for a BJ, $ 12 for an HJ, $ 15 for a ZJ. 376 00:30:39,753 --> 00:30:40,853 What's a ZJ? 377 00:30:41,021 --> 00:30:43,791 If you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it. 378 00:30:43,957 --> 00:30:45,857 I got $4. 379 00:30:46,026 --> 00:30:48,756 Barry, we didn't come here for a BJ... 380 00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:52,259 ...or a ZJ or any kind of a J. 381 00:30:53,834 --> 00:30:55,634 Move along, then. I got a mouth to feed. 382 00:30:56,470 --> 00:30:57,490 Barry, wait. 383 00:30:58,372 --> 00:31:00,312 Jan, hold on. That's not such a good idea. 384 00:31:00,474 --> 00:31:01,844 Barry! 385 00:31:02,276 --> 00:31:04,366 There's this big beer-games competition. 386 00:31:04,545 --> 00:31:05,935 We're putting a team together. 387 00:31:06,813 --> 00:31:08,783 -We want you. -Twenty-five bucks. 388 00:31:08,949 --> 00:31:12,389 No, no, no. You'd be training with us over the next year. 389 00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:15,720 -Thirty bucks? -Jan, forget it. 390 00:31:15,889 --> 00:31:19,719 No, just show us some of the old coin tricks. Come on. 391 00:31:22,362 --> 00:31:24,522 Oh, please, Jan, let's get out of here. 392 00:31:24,698 --> 00:31:26,218 -No. Wait. -No? 393 00:31:26,633 --> 00:31:28,363 Clearly, you've fallen on hard times. 394 00:31:28,535 --> 00:31:31,195 This would be a chance to get back to the glory days. 395 00:31:31,371 --> 00:31:34,361 It's a chance to show you still got it. You still got it, right? 396 00:31:36,743 --> 00:31:38,143 You bet your ass I do. 397 00:31:38,312 --> 00:31:39,642 Show them. 398 00:31:42,382 --> 00:31:43,852 Watch and learn, baby diapers. 399 00:31:44,017 --> 00:31:45,347 Just like college. 400 00:31:57,698 --> 00:32:00,858 It's nothing to worry about. He's shaking the cobwebs off. 401 00:32:01,034 --> 00:32:02,974 I got it. I got it. 402 00:32:03,837 --> 00:32:05,567 All right, here we go. 403 00:32:05,739 --> 00:32:07,539 -A little sticky on the: -Yeah. 404 00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:10,835 -This guy blows. -Come on. You can do it. 405 00:32:11,945 --> 00:32:13,375 Glasses, maybe. I.... 406 00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:20,910 What are you looking at? 407 00:32:21,288 --> 00:32:22,618 Barry, what happened to you? 408 00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,386 Get out of here! Get out of here! 409 00:32:28,929 --> 00:32:30,589 -Get out of here! -Barry, Barry-- 410 00:32:31,665 --> 00:32:33,855 -Get out of here! -Help! Help! 411 00:32:35,869 --> 00:32:38,339 So, what about Dan "The Magic Man" Dunchkowski? 412 00:32:38,505 --> 00:32:40,265 He'd down a beer ball with every meal. 413 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,910 He's no good. He had that Al Roker surgery. 414 00:32:43,076 --> 00:32:44,166 He went black? 415 00:32:44,344 --> 00:32:46,544 Don't be a moron. He got his stomach stapled. 416 00:32:46,713 --> 00:32:49,443 Most he can fit are two Triscuits and a glass of water. 417 00:32:49,616 --> 00:32:50,976 Really? 418 00:32:52,386 --> 00:32:53,546 Oh, boy. 419 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:56,985 Wolfhouses, I want on the team. 420 00:32:57,157 --> 00:33:00,317 Forget about it. You're done. You don't have any more, Badrinath. 421 00:33:00,494 --> 00:33:02,024 Oh, yeah? 422 00:33:14,675 --> 00:33:16,135 He's got a gun! 423 00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:33,993 Unbelievable! 424 00:33:34,361 --> 00:33:35,521 That's incredible. 425 00:33:36,496 --> 00:33:37,856 I'm better when I'm drunk. 426 00:33:38,031 --> 00:33:40,261 -I'll say. -Of course. So is everybody. 427 00:33:41,902 --> 00:33:44,602 Hey. Looks like we got ourselves a team! 428 00:33:44,771 --> 00:33:47,041 -Get them in there. -All right! 429 00:33:50,510 --> 00:33:53,540 Well, boys, if we're gonna train... 430 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:57,470 ...we're gonna need a training facility! 431 00:34:01,655 --> 00:34:03,845 It's perfect! 432 00:34:04,491 --> 00:34:05,821 It's amazing! 433 00:34:05,992 --> 00:34:08,962 Look at the size of this graduated cylinder: 2000 milliliters! 434 00:34:09,129 --> 00:34:10,529 A direct-draw beer dispenser. 435 00:34:11,531 --> 00:34:14,191 Half-barrel capacity, with an anti-foaming mechanism. 436 00:34:14,367 --> 00:34:15,697 These are really the coins? 437 00:34:16,036 --> 00:34:19,966 Hey. I think I found us a creepy new mascot. 438 00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:24,813 Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, give it a rim job. 439 00:34:24,978 --> 00:34:26,808 Don't. That belonged to our grandpa. 440 00:34:28,615 --> 00:34:30,205 Sorry. 441 00:34:31,718 --> 00:34:32,808 Listen up, fellas. 442 00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:35,390 The next 11 months are gonna be tough. 443 00:34:35,555 --> 00:34:37,715 As tough as anything you've ever done. 444 00:34:37,891 --> 00:34:41,521 We're gonna drink beer. And a lot of it. 445 00:34:42,529 --> 00:34:44,049 If anybody here isn't up to it... 446 00:34:44,231 --> 00:34:47,101 ...l'm gonna give you one last chance to walk out that door. 447 00:34:50,737 --> 00:34:53,867 -That's a good one, Todd. -Good. That's what I wanted to hear. 448 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,640 Because in this silver slice of heaven here are 1984 ounces of beer. 449 00:34:58,812 --> 00:35:00,252 Golden, delicious beer. 450 00:35:00,413 --> 00:35:03,543 And no one leaves here until we finish every single last drop. 451 00:35:03,717 --> 00:35:05,617 All right, let's have the keys. 452 00:35:07,721 --> 00:35:10,521 -All you guys. You too, big boy. -Don't lose these. 453 00:35:11,224 --> 00:35:13,224 All right, Fink, hit me. 454 00:35:14,094 --> 00:35:15,864 Sorry. I'm a mathlete, not an athlete. 455 00:35:16,897 --> 00:35:20,387 Hey, Barry, how about a little warm-up match? 456 00:35:21,802 --> 00:35:24,532 Good one. But I'll leave the practicing to the amateurs. 457 00:35:28,842 --> 00:35:32,372 All right, guys, let's focus, huh? Huddle up. 458 00:35:32,546 --> 00:35:34,066 All right! 459 00:35:35,549 --> 00:35:38,209 Guys, those Germans are incredible drinkers. 460 00:35:38,618 --> 00:35:40,638 Better than anything I've ever seen. 461 00:35:40,821 --> 00:35:43,451 Now, Fink, they've got this thing called The Boot. 462 00:35:43,623 --> 00:35:46,323 There's a secret way to drink it. I don't know what it is. 463 00:35:46,493 --> 00:35:49,463 -You'll have to figure that out for us. -You got it, Hot Toddy. 464 00:35:49,629 --> 00:35:52,029 One more thing, I cannot stress this enough, people. 465 00:35:52,199 --> 00:35:56,729 This is a super-secret competition. You cannot tell anybody about this. 466 00:35:56,903 --> 00:35:58,063 Or else what? 467 00:35:58,238 --> 00:36:00,638 The guy that brought us there, they killed him. 468 00:36:04,377 --> 00:36:07,507 But let's not worry about that now. 469 00:36:09,282 --> 00:36:11,222 -Let's drink some beer! -Yeah! 470 00:36:11,384 --> 00:36:14,084 -All right! -Yeah, cheers! 471 00:36:20,994 --> 00:36:22,194 Ice cold. 472 00:36:22,362 --> 00:36:23,802 -Anyone else's cold? -Really cold. 473 00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:27,534 Drinking and dancing at the same time. That's what's making it tough. 474 00:36:27,701 --> 00:36:29,791 Thought there might be a bug in there. 475 00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:33,170 My teeth hurt, it's so cold. That's what makes me have to stop a bit. 476 00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:35,810 -How many beers in this thing? -About 125 beers, yeah. 477 00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:37,666 A hundred and twenty-five? 478 00:36:37,844 --> 00:36:39,684 Might have a cavity here. 479 00:36:41,114 --> 00:36:43,454 -You're dead, bitch. -Oh, yeah? 480 00:36:44,618 --> 00:36:47,778 Remember we made Fudgsicles out of shit and Mark DeFanti ate one? 481 00:36:50,190 --> 00:36:51,180 Eight points. 482 00:36:54,327 --> 00:36:56,687 These big ones have a different flight pattern. 483 00:36:57,530 --> 00:36:59,460 Nobody said it was gonna be easy. 484 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:02,200 That shiner's sure starting to fade, huh? 485 00:37:02,369 --> 00:37:04,029 Yeah, I kind of wish it wouldn't. 486 00:37:04,204 --> 00:37:06,644 It's great motivation. A reminder of the humiliation. 487 00:37:06,806 --> 00:37:08,826 I wouldn't mind having it while training. 488 00:37:09,876 --> 00:37:11,536 Okay. 489 00:37:19,152 --> 00:37:21,182 You are a good friend. 490 00:37:21,354 --> 00:37:23,754 All right, here we go. 491 00:37:27,193 --> 00:37:28,823 Oh, yeah. 492 00:37:28,995 --> 00:37:30,925 I know you love it, Muscle Lips. Let's go. 493 00:37:31,097 --> 00:37:33,257 Lap it up, you hungry son of a bitch. 494 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,260 Sorry. 495 00:37:35,602 --> 00:37:37,902 Get a handle on your Frisbee, college boy. 496 00:37:38,071 --> 00:37:41,561 Don't go there. You do not sully a yarmulke, you goyim schmendrik miskayt. 497 00:37:41,741 --> 00:37:44,071 I don't know why you're here. You can't drink beer. 498 00:37:44,244 --> 00:37:46,414 I'll show you how to drink a beer, motherfucker. 499 00:37:46,579 --> 00:37:47,599 Fucking man cow. 500 00:37:52,252 --> 00:37:54,522 Hey, I think somebody's trying to chug in my face! 501 00:37:54,688 --> 00:37:55,748 Look out, Germans! 502 00:37:55,922 --> 00:37:57,292 You got chutzpah, Fuckelstein. 503 00:38:02,128 --> 00:38:04,148 -That's great. -Hey, Todd. 504 00:38:04,331 --> 00:38:07,601 About the old girlfriend thing. Can we bury the hatchet, buddy? 505 00:38:08,935 --> 00:38:11,725 -I don't know. -It was just a one-night stand, right? 506 00:38:12,372 --> 00:38:14,972 Wasn't even that good-looking. Real dead fish, right? 507 00:38:15,976 --> 00:38:20,346 I mean, she just laid there, taking it like a plastic fuck doll, am I right? 508 00:38:22,315 --> 00:38:25,075 I happen to have married that plastic fuck doll! 509 00:38:25,251 --> 00:38:26,581 Todd, no! 510 00:38:27,454 --> 00:38:29,854 Hey! Get off him! 511 00:38:32,692 --> 00:38:34,322 Someone's chewing my leg! 512 00:38:49,175 --> 00:38:51,735 I hate you, Badrinath! 513 00:39:02,522 --> 00:39:06,892 Oh, my God. Phil. Phil, honey. 514 00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:08,930 Oh, my God. 515 00:39:10,563 --> 00:39:11,663 Hello? Yes. 516 00:39:11,831 --> 00:39:14,961 We need an ambulance immediately at 622 Francis Drive. 517 00:39:17,337 --> 00:39:19,427 Come on, Phil. Stay with me, honey. 518 00:39:25,311 --> 00:39:27,711 Oh, my God, what is that? 519 00:39:27,881 --> 00:39:29,471 Ham. 520 00:39:30,216 --> 00:39:31,206 Phil? 521 00:39:52,238 --> 00:39:54,598 Not again. 522 00:40:21,701 --> 00:40:22,691 How'd we do? 523 00:40:25,371 --> 00:40:26,601 Not good. 524 00:40:29,576 --> 00:40:34,096 If we're gonna drink like the Germans, I think we're gonna need a little help. 525 00:40:34,581 --> 00:40:36,071 You don't have to yell. 526 00:40:37,584 --> 00:40:40,454 Don't say anything to Great Gam Gam about the competition. 527 00:40:40,887 --> 00:40:42,477 Don't talk about her being a whore. 528 00:40:42,655 --> 00:40:44,415 -She's a whore? -No, she's not a whore. 529 00:40:44,591 --> 00:40:46,791 -So what if she was a whore? -She's not. 530 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,390 I'm just saying, some of my best friends are whores. 531 00:40:49,562 --> 00:40:50,762 Yeah, we know. 532 00:40:52,532 --> 00:40:55,092 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Wolfhouse. 533 00:40:56,569 --> 00:40:58,429 -Can I help you? -Who are you? 534 00:40:58,738 --> 00:40:59,928 My name's Cherry. 535 00:41:00,106 --> 00:41:02,796 -Is everything okay? -Everything is fine. 536 00:41:02,976 --> 00:41:04,636 Great Gam Gam. 537 00:41:04,811 --> 00:41:09,311 Cherry is here to help me now that my Johan is gone. 538 00:41:10,783 --> 00:41:13,153 Mein darling great-grandboys... 539 00:41:13,319 --> 00:41:15,879 ...und their delicious-looking friends. 540 00:41:16,055 --> 00:41:18,015 Come in. 541 00:41:22,595 --> 00:41:24,995 And summer sausage. 542 00:41:25,165 --> 00:41:27,065 Just came out of the refrigerator. 543 00:41:27,233 --> 00:41:31,233 Here, try this. Oh, no, wait. Here, let me warm it up for you. 544 00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:44,583 No, that's fine. We're okay. 545 00:41:44,751 --> 00:41:49,091 When we were at Oktoberfest, we noticed that the Germans were excellent drinkers. 546 00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:52,485 -Oh, yeah, that is true. That is a true thing. -How do they get good? 547 00:41:52,659 --> 00:41:54,959 Well, from the time that they are little kids... 548 00:41:55,128 --> 00:41:57,758 ...Germans are raised to be excellent beer drinkers. 549 00:41:57,931 --> 00:42:00,371 -How? -Well, for one thing... 550 00:42:00,533 --> 00:42:03,003 ...they train high up in the Alps. 551 00:42:03,169 --> 00:42:07,569 Interesting. High-altitude training. Similar to the Kenyan marathon runners. 552 00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:11,370 They are also taught to relax the muscles of the throat. 553 00:42:11,544 --> 00:42:14,014 Germans can pretty much stick anything down there. 554 00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:18,810 I myself can probably fit in at least.... Oh, at least nine inches. 555 00:42:19,285 --> 00:42:22,775 -Here, let me show you. -No. You don't have to demonstrate. 556 00:42:22,956 --> 00:42:24,386 What else do the Germans do? 557 00:42:24,557 --> 00:42:28,517 They also practice by drinking the urine of a ram. 558 00:42:29,028 --> 00:42:31,018 -The what? -They drink ram's piss. 559 00:42:31,197 --> 00:42:33,057 -Because of the pH balance? -No. 560 00:42:33,233 --> 00:42:38,193 Because if you can drink ram's piss, fuck, you can drink almost anything. 561 00:42:39,272 --> 00:42:42,212 -She said "fuck." -Gam, who's drinking piss, honey? 562 00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:45,995 No, I was saying it was a tradition back in the old country. 563 00:42:46,312 --> 00:42:49,182 Damn, that's nasty. The old country must have been fucked up. 564 00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:51,319 Now, come on, baby, it's time for your nap. 565 00:42:51,484 --> 00:42:53,454 -Come on. -Okay. Well.... 566 00:42:53,620 --> 00:42:55,050 See you boys later. 567 00:42:56,289 --> 00:43:00,279 I always sleep better when I have a little sausage in me. 568 00:43:07,033 --> 00:43:08,663 Look, if you ask me... 569 00:43:08,835 --> 00:43:11,925 ...l'd have to say the whole whore thing is a real possibility. 570 00:43:12,105 --> 00:43:16,035 Bavarians have been warming sausages like that for hundreds of years. 571 00:43:16,209 --> 00:43:18,339 Would you say it's their oldest profession? 572 00:43:18,511 --> 00:43:19,541 Shut up, Landfill. 573 00:43:19,712 --> 00:43:22,652 All right, but more importantly, where are we gonna find a ram? 574 00:43:38,498 --> 00:43:40,628 I'm gonna fucking puke. 575 00:43:41,801 --> 00:43:44,291 That's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank. 576 00:43:44,470 --> 00:43:45,800 I doubt that, playboy. 577 00:43:48,341 --> 00:43:50,071 Oh, God, is there anything better? 578 00:43:50,376 --> 00:43:51,496 Not right now. 579 00:43:54,314 --> 00:43:57,084 You know, fellas, maybe training alone on a rooftop... 580 00:43:57,250 --> 00:43:59,740 ...drinking ram piss isn't the way to go. 581 00:43:59,919 --> 00:44:03,509 Maybe we should get out there and mix it up with some randoms, you know? 582 00:44:03,690 --> 00:44:06,090 -Smart idea, college boy. -Go test our mettle. 583 00:44:06,259 --> 00:44:08,589 Yeah, challenge somebody. Challenge ourselves. 584 00:44:08,795 --> 00:44:09,985 Let's get bombed! 585 00:44:10,163 --> 00:44:11,763 Yeah! 586 00:44:35,555 --> 00:44:38,985 Hey. Who ordered the Queer Eye makeover? 587 00:44:55,541 --> 00:44:57,741 We're the party brigade. 588 00:44:57,910 --> 00:45:00,040 We're here to play some drinking games. 589 00:45:06,185 --> 00:45:07,975 Drink. You're rowing on the wrong side. 590 00:45:08,154 --> 00:45:09,314 You've gotta drink. 591 00:45:09,522 --> 00:45:10,822 I've got one. 592 00:45:10,990 --> 00:45:13,050 I never made out with Tommy Mullarky. 593 00:45:18,097 --> 00:45:21,427 My turn. I never fooled around with Coach Gerber. 594 00:45:32,178 --> 00:45:34,078 This one's called the Strikeout. 595 00:45:34,247 --> 00:45:36,477 What you're gonna do is take a hit... 596 00:45:36,649 --> 00:45:39,779 ...chug your beer, do a shot, then blow out the smoke. 597 00:45:39,952 --> 00:45:41,782 Here goes nothing. 598 00:45:45,758 --> 00:45:48,188 Careful, dude. It's gonna fuck you up. 599 00:46:06,279 --> 00:46:09,369 That's not bad at all. 600 00:46:10,616 --> 00:46:11,636 "Strikeout," right? 601 00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:15,410 That's nothing. 602 00:46:16,389 --> 00:46:17,859 Don't... 603 00:46:18,658 --> 00:46:21,178 ...really, however, see what... 604 00:46:21,461 --> 00:46:22,691 ...all the... 605 00:46:23,029 --> 00:46:24,499 ...fuss is about. 606 00:46:25,698 --> 00:46:29,158 -Oh, yeah. Way to go Dr. Finklestein. -Do I know you? 607 00:46:29,335 --> 00:46:32,065 -Yeah. It's me, Jerry, your paperboy. -Hey, Jerry. 608 00:46:33,206 --> 00:46:38,036 While I have you here, you forgot my Sunday supplement last week. 609 00:47:11,511 --> 00:47:14,341 Wake up, Finky. Wake up. 610 00:47:15,281 --> 00:47:17,581 Cops, cops, cops! 611 00:47:30,029 --> 00:47:32,459 Dude, aren't you like 40? 612 00:47:36,068 --> 00:47:37,698 I'm 33. 613 00:47:45,478 --> 00:47:47,308 Hey, what the hell? 614 00:47:47,813 --> 00:47:48,803 Help! 615 00:47:50,983 --> 00:47:53,353 What a great morning. 616 00:48:11,637 --> 00:48:12,627 Night, ladies. 617 00:48:12,805 --> 00:48:14,135 -Night, Todd. -Bye, Todd. 618 00:48:14,540 --> 00:48:15,970 Say hi to the missus. 619 00:48:16,142 --> 00:48:17,512 All right, guys, come on. 620 00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:20,007 -One, two, three. -Go. 621 00:48:21,414 --> 00:48:23,214 My glasses! 622 00:48:25,618 --> 00:48:27,048 Two, three, go. 623 00:48:31,924 --> 00:48:33,724 Maybe we'll move to mugs tomorrow. 624 00:48:33,893 --> 00:48:35,163 He's so strict. 625 00:48:35,328 --> 00:48:36,448 Hey, Finky... 626 00:48:36,629 --> 00:48:38,999 -...how you doing with The Boot? -Not there yet. 627 00:48:39,165 --> 00:48:42,325 I have figured out the problem, I just don't know the solution yet. 628 00:48:42,501 --> 00:48:43,661 Check this out. 629 00:48:43,836 --> 00:48:46,826 Hey, fellas, gather up. 630 00:48:51,010 --> 00:48:52,030 Here's the thing. 631 00:48:52,211 --> 00:48:57,151 When you drink, the shape of the boot causes an air bubble to form in the toe. 632 00:48:57,316 --> 00:48:58,306 The bubble. 633 00:48:58,484 --> 00:49:00,484 This air bubble shoots around the heel... 634 00:49:00,653 --> 00:49:03,123 ...and explodes towards your face while drinking. 635 00:49:03,289 --> 00:49:05,719 In your face, it explodes. 636 00:49:05,891 --> 00:49:08,661 -It's impossible to handle. -It's impossible to handle. 637 00:49:08,828 --> 00:49:10,888 It's unavoidable. The Germans know how. 638 00:49:11,063 --> 00:49:14,193 I find the whole thing frustrating because I can't figure it out. 639 00:49:14,367 --> 00:49:16,097 It's frustrating. 640 00:49:16,268 --> 00:49:17,738 It's frustrating. 641 00:49:17,903 --> 00:49:19,603 It's frustrating. 642 00:49:19,772 --> 00:49:22,102 It's frustrating. It's frustrat-- 643 00:49:22,274 --> 00:49:23,874 Can you get the puppet off of me?! 644 00:49:24,343 --> 00:49:26,943 -Hey, it's Popo. -Sorry. 645 00:49:27,113 --> 00:49:28,343 You knocked his head off. 646 00:49:28,514 --> 00:49:30,454 Wait, wait. There's something in there. 647 00:49:31,150 --> 00:49:32,550 Hey, what is that? 648 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,820 -Looks like it's German. -Aren't you guys German? 649 00:49:37,323 --> 00:49:38,723 -Yeah, so? -Give me that. 650 00:49:39,325 --> 00:49:42,015 I used to work on a German cruise ship. 651 00:49:47,033 --> 00:49:48,333 Yeah, it's a beer recipe. 652 00:49:48,501 --> 00:49:50,661 -Really? -What recipe? 653 00:49:51,337 --> 00:49:52,997 Must be the old German beer recipe. 654 00:49:53,172 --> 00:49:56,662 Those Germans said our grandfather stole their family recipe. 655 00:49:56,842 --> 00:49:59,312 -lf he had it, why didn't he brew it? -Hebrew? 656 00:49:59,478 --> 00:50:02,348 -Maybe he didn't know it was in here. -It supposed to be good? 657 00:50:02,515 --> 00:50:06,605 If this is the recipe, this used to be Germany's greatest beer. 658 00:50:09,622 --> 00:50:11,212 Okay, we want three cups. 659 00:50:11,390 --> 00:50:12,450 That's right. Good. 660 00:50:12,625 --> 00:50:14,615 Pour it on in, pour it on in. 661 00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:16,634 Okay, good. Let's have a little.... 662 00:50:36,682 --> 00:50:38,672 -How is it, Jan? -Tell us. 663 00:50:38,851 --> 00:50:39,941 It's.... 664 00:50:40,119 --> 00:50:41,949 It's beautiful. 665 00:50:49,028 --> 00:50:50,788 -It's magical. -It's laughing at me. 666 00:50:50,963 --> 00:50:52,763 I wish I could brush my teeth with it. 667 00:50:52,932 --> 00:50:55,162 -I wanna put my dick in it. -I want it to put its dick in me. 668 00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:58,304 I wish it were winter, we could make it into ice and skate on it. 669 00:50:58,471 --> 00:51:00,561 Then melt it in the springtime and drink it. 670 00:51:02,875 --> 00:51:04,895 Hey, what's the matter, Jan? 671 00:51:08,147 --> 00:51:10,877 This means Gam Gam really was a whore. 672 00:51:23,295 --> 00:51:24,455 It is good, it is good. 673 00:51:28,267 --> 00:51:30,097 I can't serve it fast enough. 674 00:51:30,269 --> 00:51:33,099 -Hey, buddy. -Go with God. 675 00:51:33,272 --> 00:51:35,642 Hey, Wolfie. Give me a Schnitz. 676 00:51:37,610 --> 00:51:39,540 -Nice bottle. -Hey, Landfill. 677 00:51:42,448 --> 00:51:44,438 Look at this guy! He's getting better. 678 00:51:46,552 --> 00:51:48,682 Dude, you want a Schnitz? 679 00:51:49,355 --> 00:51:51,475 Do you want a tip with that? 680 00:51:52,758 --> 00:51:53,918 Yeah. 681 00:51:54,226 --> 00:51:55,246 Good one. 682 00:51:55,528 --> 00:51:57,758 -Give me six Schnitzes. -What the doctor ordered. 683 00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:06,740 Drink, drink, drink! 684 00:52:17,950 --> 00:52:19,880 Good, good, good. 685 00:52:23,289 --> 00:52:24,449 Special delivery! 686 00:52:25,291 --> 00:52:27,491 I have this special delivery for Herr Baron. 687 00:52:27,660 --> 00:52:29,150 Can't you see we are training? 688 00:52:29,595 --> 00:52:32,855 I am so sorry, but this package comes all the way from America, ja... 689 00:52:33,032 --> 00:52:35,872 ...and look, it is marked: "Most urgent." 690 00:52:56,989 --> 00:52:58,079 What is it, Grandpapa? 691 00:53:03,162 --> 00:53:04,562 They have the recipe. 692 00:53:06,866 --> 00:53:09,326 -Who else knows of this package? -Absolutely no one. 693 00:53:09,501 --> 00:53:10,661 Only me. It's just me. 694 00:53:10,836 --> 00:53:12,356 -Dispose of him. -Wait! 695 00:53:12,705 --> 00:53:15,365 No, no, no! What about "Don't shoot the messenger," right? 696 00:53:15,541 --> 00:53:17,371 We're not going to shoot you. 697 00:53:17,543 --> 00:53:20,013 Boys, prepare your things. 698 00:53:20,212 --> 00:53:21,342 We are going to America. 699 00:53:23,782 --> 00:53:26,912 To get our recipe! 700 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,320 Hasta la vista, messenger boy. 701 00:53:34,059 --> 00:53:36,249 Up your nose mit the rubber hose! 702 00:53:41,667 --> 00:53:45,727 I don't really have a move except this one. 703 00:53:45,905 --> 00:53:47,455 Are you out? 704 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:48,940 Finish your beer, asshole. 705 00:53:50,576 --> 00:53:51,566 Asshole! 706 00:53:51,744 --> 00:53:53,444 Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! 707 00:53:56,615 --> 00:53:58,475 Eat that tomato in one bite, asshole. 708 00:53:59,251 --> 00:54:02,651 Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! 709 00:54:05,557 --> 00:54:07,457 -Good job, asshole. -Oh, no. 710 00:54:07,626 --> 00:54:09,056 -Where you going? -Get out of here. 711 00:54:09,611 --> 00:54:11,551 Watch out. He's coming your way. 712 00:54:11,713 --> 00:54:13,773 See you later, asshole. 713 00:54:14,282 --> 00:54:15,272 Hey, Jan. 714 00:54:17,519 --> 00:54:20,079 -You all right? -That's a good shot. 715 00:54:20,588 --> 00:54:22,108 Like the love. 716 00:54:30,231 --> 00:54:31,861 Yeah. 717 00:54:40,675 --> 00:54:42,635 Looking good, Barry. 718 00:54:44,012 --> 00:54:47,472 Looking good, you handsome motherfucker. 719 00:55:03,598 --> 00:55:06,758 We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. 720 00:55:06,935 --> 00:55:09,695 -What? -I said, "Out of the martini?" 721 00:55:09,871 --> 00:55:12,771 -Get away from me. -All right. 722 00:55:43,304 --> 00:55:45,004 Two shots, please. 723 00:55:45,173 --> 00:55:47,613 How about a little Sex on the Beach? 724 00:55:48,076 --> 00:55:50,096 I think my place is closer. 725 00:55:52,147 --> 00:55:55,447 -You wanna get out of here? -You looking for a little slap and tickle? 726 00:55:55,617 --> 00:55:57,737 Oh, yeah. Something like that. 727 00:56:00,555 --> 00:56:02,345 I'm gonna go grab a taxi, baby. 728 00:56:02,524 --> 00:56:04,124 Okay. 729 00:56:06,227 --> 00:56:08,487 -Yeah? -Barry, what are you doing? 730 00:56:08,663 --> 00:56:10,893 You kidding me? She's hot as hell. 731 00:56:11,065 --> 00:56:13,225 I'm looking for a little slap and pickle. 732 00:56:13,401 --> 00:56:15,271 You sure you wanna do this? You're drunk. 733 00:56:15,437 --> 00:56:19,807 I'm drunk. You're drunk. Everybody's drunk! 734 00:56:24,179 --> 00:56:25,509 Hi, Daddy. 735 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,310 Hey, Mama. 736 00:56:31,986 --> 00:56:34,446 Damn, that's nasty. 737 00:56:38,827 --> 00:56:40,117 Come here. 738 00:56:41,663 --> 00:56:43,863 I'm gonna butter your bread, baby. 739 00:56:44,032 --> 00:56:46,762 Nice and toasty, please. 740 00:57:19,534 --> 00:57:23,704 -You wanna get out of here? -Looking for a little slap and tickle? 741 00:57:23,938 --> 00:57:24,958 Something like that. 742 00:57:30,445 --> 00:57:32,675 I think I dropped my monkey. 743 00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:41,219 How many licks does it take to get to the center. 744 00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:45,153 I'm gonna rock your world. 745 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,450 I am going to break your dick off. 746 00:57:48,196 --> 00:57:50,056 Suck them. 747 00:57:50,431 --> 00:57:52,401 Lick them clean, Daddy. 748 00:57:52,567 --> 00:57:53,827 Suck them. Suck them. 749 00:57:54,002 --> 00:57:55,942 Lick them clean. Yes! 750 00:57:56,104 --> 00:57:57,634 Suck them! Suck them! 751 00:57:58,339 --> 00:58:00,139 Now, don't peek. 752 00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:03,200 Quit squirming! 753 00:58:08,917 --> 00:58:10,847 Oh, Daddy. 754 00:58:11,019 --> 00:58:14,819 Oh, you dirty motherfucker, right there. 755 00:58:25,797 --> 00:58:26,987 Come on. 756 00:58:27,165 --> 00:58:29,825 I knew it the whole time. 757 00:58:47,118 --> 00:58:49,018 I'm better than you! 758 00:59:04,368 --> 00:59:06,168 Somebody had the pig snouts over here? 759 00:59:06,337 --> 00:59:08,497 Who ordered the pig snouts? 760 00:59:28,359 --> 00:59:29,689 Gentlemen... 761 00:59:30,027 --> 00:59:33,617 ...it appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve. 762 00:59:39,237 --> 00:59:40,857 Is that the title we all agreed on? 763 00:59:41,038 --> 00:59:44,238 I kind of like Operation Stein Grab. 764 00:59:44,408 --> 00:59:46,268 Or what about Brauheist 2006? 765 00:59:46,444 --> 00:59:48,474 -Oh, that's a good one. -It's kind of spunky. 766 00:59:48,646 --> 00:59:50,936 -Ja, it's fun. -One second. 767 00:59:51,115 --> 00:59:55,705 -What if it takes longer than a year? -Ja, I was hoping to be done by 2007. 768 00:59:55,887 --> 00:59:57,717 That's true. I have big plans for 2007. 769 00:59:57,889 --> 01:00:01,879 Ja, we should take a vote, because I never liked Recipe Retrieve either. 770 01:00:03,161 --> 01:00:04,251 This is not a democracy. 771 01:00:05,196 --> 01:00:07,526 We always waste so much time arguing about names. 772 01:00:07,698 --> 01:00:09,128 I'm sick of it. 773 01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:12,740 I came up with Operation Recipe Retrieve, and that's the name! 774 01:00:12,904 --> 01:00:15,634 -Okay, fine. -I like it now. 775 01:00:17,175 --> 01:00:18,935 I'm sorry. 776 01:00:19,544 --> 01:00:22,644 It's just that I start to feel so cooped up in these U-boats. 777 01:00:22,813 --> 01:00:24,283 I had a bad experience once. 778 01:00:26,117 --> 01:00:27,347 Thank you. 779 01:00:27,885 --> 01:00:30,475 Now, let's go get what belongs to us. 780 01:00:32,323 --> 01:00:33,593 Battle stations. 781 01:00:38,696 --> 01:00:41,666 Landfill! Landfill! Landfill! 782 01:00:41,832 --> 01:00:44,102 Watch out. Okay, here comes the bubble. Get ready. 783 01:00:46,971 --> 01:00:48,801 Damn it! It's the bubble! 784 01:00:48,973 --> 01:00:51,243 I know. No, it's a bitch. Don't worry. Come on. 785 01:00:51,409 --> 01:00:52,999 You're getting better. Next time. 786 01:00:53,177 --> 01:00:54,167 -Hey, guys. -Hey, Krista. 787 01:00:54,345 --> 01:00:56,335 -Can I try that? -Honey, we're practicing. 788 01:00:56,514 --> 01:00:58,714 -Hey, fill her up, okay? -Practicing for what? 789 01:01:00,551 --> 01:01:01,751 -Nothing. -No, seriously. 790 01:01:01,919 --> 01:01:04,509 You said you were practicing. Practicing for what? 791 01:01:07,391 --> 01:01:11,161 Hey, honey, let's go take a look at the glockenspiels. 792 01:01:11,329 --> 01:01:14,389 No, I don't wanna look at the goddamn glockenspiels. 793 01:01:14,565 --> 01:01:16,795 -They're really shiny. Come on. -I don't wanna. 794 01:01:18,336 --> 01:01:21,236 Well, hello, Dirty Harrys! 795 01:01:21,405 --> 01:01:23,125 Holy cameltoe. 796 01:01:23,307 --> 01:01:24,897 Ja, the last time we saw you... 797 01:01:25,076 --> 01:01:28,436 ...you were wearing your grandfather's ashes as a hat. 798 01:01:29,146 --> 01:01:31,336 You have one minute to march out that door. 799 01:01:31,515 --> 01:01:33,205 We have come for our recipe. 800 01:01:33,384 --> 01:01:34,654 That's our recipe. 801 01:01:34,819 --> 01:01:36,549 We figured you would say that. 802 01:01:38,122 --> 01:01:42,532 Despite your thievery, we are prepared to buy it from you, right now... 803 01:01:42,727 --> 01:01:44,087 ...in cash. 804 01:01:44,262 --> 01:01:47,232 Big deal. A suitcase full of Monopoly money? 805 01:01:47,398 --> 01:01:48,798 Come on, those are euros. 806 01:01:48,966 --> 01:01:52,126 What's that, like pesos? Yeah! Come on. 807 01:01:52,303 --> 01:01:54,033 That is legal European tender. 808 01:01:54,205 --> 01:01:56,105 We should have brought deutsche marks! 809 01:01:56,274 --> 01:01:58,334 -But they are so hard to find! -They're not! 810 01:01:58,509 --> 01:02:00,479 No, there's five ATMs. 811 01:02:00,645 --> 01:02:03,105 No, there's a Quickie Mart right around the corner. 812 01:02:08,085 --> 01:02:09,105 Enough! 813 01:02:12,757 --> 01:02:16,957 Here is 500,000 American dollars. 814 01:02:17,128 --> 01:02:18,428 It's not for sale. 815 01:02:20,364 --> 01:02:24,204 Well, why don't we make it interesting? 816 01:02:24,368 --> 01:02:27,528 You seem like sporting fellows, no? 817 01:02:34,512 --> 01:02:37,282 I am so sorry. I'm really sorry. 818 01:02:37,448 --> 01:02:39,468 How about a match? 819 01:02:39,650 --> 01:02:43,420 You win, you keep the recipe und the money. 820 01:02:43,954 --> 01:02:45,484 We win... 821 01:02:45,656 --> 01:02:47,746 -...the recipe is ours. -Give me that thing. 822 01:02:48,993 --> 01:02:51,833 All right, Barry. It's showtime. 823 01:02:51,996 --> 01:02:56,226 Yeah, there's something I haven't quite told you yet. 824 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:57,770 I don't play Pong anymore. 825 01:02:58,069 --> 01:03:02,009 What are you talking about, man? You're the best. Here, let's go. 826 01:03:05,176 --> 01:03:08,166 -Come on. Let's go kick their ass. -I don't fucking play Pong! 827 01:03:08,346 --> 01:03:10,036 Jesus, calm down. 828 01:03:10,214 --> 01:03:12,614 Pull it together. You're acting a little crazy here. 829 01:03:12,783 --> 01:03:16,723 Your wife didn't think I was crazy when I double-teamed her with "Silo" Johnson. 830 01:03:16,921 --> 01:03:18,411 -The double-team. -The double-team. 831 01:03:18,589 --> 01:03:21,519 Yeah, that's right. Never knew it was a three-way, did you? 832 01:03:21,692 --> 01:03:24,222 -With the Silo? -Yeah. 833 01:03:24,428 --> 01:03:25,758 Let me tell you something: 834 01:03:25,930 --> 01:03:28,490 -He wasn't storing corn in that thing. -Son of a bitch! 835 01:03:30,267 --> 01:03:32,527 Fuck it! I quit. 836 01:03:32,703 --> 01:03:34,763 What? Barry! 837 01:03:37,975 --> 01:03:39,305 The fuck is that? 838 01:03:40,144 --> 01:03:41,304 Are we playing or not? 839 01:03:41,479 --> 01:03:43,499 Time to scheiße or get off the crapper. 840 01:03:43,681 --> 01:03:46,511 Get bent, umlaut. We're gonna sell the shit out of this beer. 841 01:03:46,684 --> 01:03:51,024 You are making a big mistake, cowboy. 842 01:03:51,222 --> 01:03:54,892 Don't think you have seen the last of us. 843 01:04:00,798 --> 01:04:01,858 Oh, I forgot the money. 844 01:04:06,604 --> 01:04:08,834 You should get a pinball machine that works. 845 01:04:09,006 --> 01:04:10,366 That machine works just fine. 846 01:04:10,541 --> 01:04:12,301 Does it? 847 01:04:26,557 --> 01:04:28,347 Folks, I'm sorry. Finish your meals. 848 01:04:28,526 --> 01:04:31,216 Enjoy. Let's-- Come on, let's have some polka, all right? 849 01:04:36,267 --> 01:04:39,497 -Fuck. -Hey. 850 01:04:41,972 --> 01:04:46,572 -You know we should have played them. -I wasn't about to give them that recipe. 851 01:04:47,244 --> 01:04:49,774 -What do you wanna do about Barry? -We don't need him. 852 01:04:49,947 --> 01:04:51,507 We can get someone else. 853 01:04:52,683 --> 01:04:54,313 What's that? 854 01:04:55,186 --> 01:04:56,736 Local family restaurant... 855 01:04:56,921 --> 01:05:00,121 -That's us. -...or disease-infested rat hole? 856 01:05:00,291 --> 01:05:04,631 Exposé Colorado has this exclusive interview with former kitchen workers... 857 01:05:04,795 --> 01:05:08,195 ...who will tell a story that will curdle your strudel. 858 01:05:08,365 --> 01:05:09,455 What the fuck? 859 01:05:09,633 --> 01:05:14,903 We were undocumented aliens smuggled off in a cargo container to work in the kitchen. 860 01:05:15,072 --> 01:05:17,012 You gotta be kidding me. 861 01:05:17,174 --> 01:05:20,344 It's very common for German restaurants to use immigrant labor. 862 01:05:20,511 --> 01:05:21,911 It's true, Sandy. 863 01:05:22,079 --> 01:05:23,709 Tell us about the work conditions. 864 01:05:23,881 --> 01:05:26,651 The biggest surprise, other than the oppressive hours... 865 01:05:26,817 --> 01:05:28,407 ...was the unsanitary conditions. 866 01:05:28,586 --> 01:05:31,446 Yeah. Last month my finger was cut off with the cake mixer. 867 01:05:31,622 --> 01:05:34,562 When my finger fell into the cake batter, they didn't even stop. 868 01:05:34,725 --> 01:05:37,285 -They just kept making the cupcakes. -Dear Lord. 869 01:05:37,461 --> 01:05:41,561 And the rats-- Just yesterday I opened up a bottle of Schnitzelgeigerbräu... 870 01:05:41,732 --> 01:05:45,402 ...and guess what I found? A rat fetus inside. 871 01:05:46,403 --> 01:05:48,173 -It's true, Sandy. -Rat fetus? 872 01:05:48,339 --> 01:05:50,239 -Oh, my God. -Goddamn it! 873 01:05:50,407 --> 01:05:52,267 Now we really gotta kick those guys' asses. 874 01:05:52,443 --> 01:05:54,173 Absolutely. 875 01:05:54,345 --> 01:05:56,035 Schnitzengiggle Tavern. 876 01:05:56,514 --> 01:05:58,914 No, no. It was totally false. It was a joke. 877 01:06:01,085 --> 01:06:02,875 Yeah, I understand. 878 01:06:04,455 --> 01:06:06,545 Canceled reservation. 879 01:06:07,525 --> 01:06:09,075 Schnitzengiggle. 880 01:06:09,693 --> 01:06:11,963 No, no, no. No rats. No rats at all. 881 01:06:12,129 --> 01:06:14,289 We've been rat-free since 1976. 882 01:06:16,367 --> 01:06:17,767 I promise-- 883 01:06:18,802 --> 01:06:20,332 All right, no problem. 884 01:06:20,504 --> 01:06:21,804 -Another one? -Yeah. 885 01:06:22,973 --> 01:06:24,443 Schnitzengiggle. 886 01:06:25,509 --> 01:06:27,809 No, I'm very happy with my long-distance service. 887 01:06:29,113 --> 01:06:31,583 Yes. This is a really bad time. Thanks. 888 01:06:31,749 --> 01:06:34,219 God. Solicitors. 889 01:06:35,052 --> 01:06:36,882 Take this one. 890 01:06:38,188 --> 01:06:40,118 Schnitzengiggle Tavern. 891 01:06:40,724 --> 01:06:43,094 -It's the health board. -Hang up. Hang up. 892 01:06:44,061 --> 01:06:46,591 -Give me this. -Put that in the cooler. 893 01:06:51,702 --> 01:06:53,002 Guys... 894 01:06:53,170 --> 01:06:55,300 ...l'm really sorry... 895 01:06:55,472 --> 01:06:58,242 -...but I gotta quit the team. -What are you talking about? 896 01:06:58,409 --> 01:07:01,069 I got fired from the lab due to slipping performance. 897 01:07:01,245 --> 01:07:03,765 So a couple of frogs didn't get their around-the-world. 898 01:07:03,948 --> 01:07:05,608 No, you don't understand. 899 01:07:05,783 --> 01:07:07,983 I don't know how it happened, but somehow... 900 01:07:08,152 --> 01:07:11,422 ...I cloned a batch of monkey-frogs. 901 01:07:11,589 --> 01:07:13,919 Don't they hand out Nobel Prizes for that? 902 01:07:14,091 --> 01:07:15,251 Let me see that. 903 01:07:15,593 --> 01:07:17,533 Let me see you little.... 904 01:07:17,695 --> 01:07:20,125 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God! 905 01:07:20,297 --> 01:07:21,627 What have you done? 906 01:07:26,437 --> 01:07:27,427 Landfill? 907 01:07:34,278 --> 01:07:35,538 What's wrong? 908 01:07:35,713 --> 01:07:39,913 Krista said she couldn't handle all the lies and the drinking anymore. 909 01:07:40,084 --> 01:07:41,644 She took the kids and left. 910 01:07:41,819 --> 01:07:43,309 Oh, my God. 911 01:07:43,487 --> 01:07:45,107 You've got kids? 912 01:07:48,592 --> 01:07:51,222 It's okay. It's okay. I'm okay. 913 01:07:51,395 --> 01:07:53,685 I just need some time. 914 01:07:53,931 --> 01:07:56,461 -Maybe a beer. -Get him a beer. 915 01:07:57,868 --> 01:07:59,498 Thank you. 916 01:08:04,408 --> 01:08:05,738 Did you know he had kids? 917 01:08:37,508 --> 01:08:40,478 Schwarzemaiden to Iron Eagle. Come in, Iron Eagle. 918 01:08:40,644 --> 01:08:42,204 Iron Eagle, are you there? 919 01:08:42,379 --> 01:08:44,369 Mission accomplished. 920 01:08:44,815 --> 01:08:47,675 Mission accomplished. I got it. 921 01:08:47,851 --> 01:08:49,911 I got it. 922 01:08:53,957 --> 01:08:55,417 Cherry? 923 01:08:56,827 --> 01:08:58,917 Hey. Okay, now. 924 01:08:59,363 --> 01:09:02,093 -Don't be rash, Phillip. -How did they get to you? 925 01:09:02,266 --> 01:09:06,496 I was in the employ of the von Wolfhausen family long before I came to this stinkhole. 926 01:09:06,670 --> 01:09:09,430 And now that I have your precious beer recipe, I can go. 927 01:09:09,606 --> 01:09:12,906 Well, you're gonna have to get through me first. 928 01:09:23,087 --> 01:09:24,077 What? 929 01:09:57,755 --> 01:09:59,345 Yeah, girlfriend! 930 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:03,780 Come on! 931 01:10:08,732 --> 01:10:11,002 Yeah! 932 01:10:24,681 --> 01:10:28,781 Feel that pulling you down? That's the yeast, baby. 933 01:10:30,287 --> 01:10:31,877 It's like quicksand. 934 01:10:32,055 --> 01:10:34,145 Say goodbye. 935 01:11:08,759 --> 01:11:10,449 Love you. 936 01:11:12,396 --> 01:11:14,486 Hey, Landfill, where are you, buddy? 937 01:11:14,665 --> 01:11:16,755 Why don't we have a beer and talk about it? 938 01:11:16,934 --> 01:11:18,374 Lan-- 939 01:11:25,509 --> 01:11:27,599 No! 940 01:11:47,564 --> 01:11:51,004 That's it. We're packing it in. 941 01:11:51,168 --> 01:11:52,688 What, the team? 942 01:11:52,870 --> 01:11:55,300 The team, the beer, the restaurant. All of it. 943 01:11:55,472 --> 01:12:00,102 -What? No, you're crazy-- -Jan. Let it go. 944 01:12:00,410 --> 01:12:02,570 Our friend is dead. 945 01:12:03,313 --> 01:12:05,183 It's over. 946 01:12:47,891 --> 01:12:51,491 Landfill could eat a ton. 947 01:12:52,696 --> 01:12:56,686 But he could also love a ton. 948 01:12:59,569 --> 01:13:03,509 He had this habit of swallowing his food whole. 949 01:13:04,274 --> 01:13:06,444 I called him "The Tiger Shark." 950 01:13:06,610 --> 01:13:09,910 I used to joke that if you cut open his belly... 951 01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:14,810 ...you would find a license plate and a tire and half of an 8-year-old boy. 952 01:13:16,653 --> 01:13:20,823 One time, he farted an entire plum. 953 01:13:25,829 --> 01:13:28,629 I was plumb surprised. 954 01:13:30,133 --> 01:13:33,503 I always told him to try to chew his food better... 955 01:13:33,971 --> 01:13:36,341 ...but he never listened to me. 956 01:13:38,008 --> 01:13:40,338 But that was Landfill. 957 01:13:40,510 --> 01:13:42,380 He was a fat asshole. 958 01:13:45,449 --> 01:13:47,139 But... 959 01:13:49,486 --> 01:13:52,506 ...he was my fat asshole. 960 01:14:27,391 --> 01:14:30,521 -Hello. -Hey, Laurie. How are you? 961 01:14:30,694 --> 01:14:33,364 -God, you're looking good. -Thanks, Barry. 962 01:14:33,530 --> 01:14:36,470 Wow, what have you been up to? 963 01:14:37,467 --> 01:14:38,957 Me, l-- 964 01:14:39,336 --> 01:14:44,356 -Working on bridges. Under bridges. -Like an architect? 965 01:14:44,541 --> 01:14:46,341 Yeah. Yeah. 966 01:14:46,943 --> 01:14:51,573 -Still in contact with the Silo? -The Silo. 967 01:14:56,586 --> 01:14:59,016 I'll talk to you later. Bye. 968 01:15:00,057 --> 01:15:01,287 Sorry. Hi. 969 01:15:01,892 --> 01:15:03,522 Good to see you. 970 01:15:04,528 --> 01:15:07,288 -Krista, I'm so sorry. -Thank you. Thank you for coming. 971 01:15:07,464 --> 01:15:08,864 I appreciate it. Thank you. 972 01:15:09,032 --> 01:15:13,942 -Krista, I can't begin to tell you how sorry-- -You should be ashamed of yourself. 973 01:15:20,143 --> 01:15:21,473 Oh, my God. 974 01:15:22,879 --> 01:15:24,239 Oh, my God! 975 01:15:51,775 --> 01:15:54,335 Great Gam Gam. What are you doing here? 976 01:15:54,511 --> 01:15:57,911 I too came to pay my respects to a good man. 977 01:15:58,315 --> 01:16:02,875 But unlike you, I am not weeping. 978 01:16:03,053 --> 01:16:06,453 We're not weeping. We're mourning. Our friend just committed suicide. 979 01:16:06,623 --> 01:16:08,923 -When were you going to tell me? -Tell you what? 980 01:16:09,092 --> 01:16:11,532 That you are not competing in Beerfest. 981 01:16:13,130 --> 01:16:15,790 -How did you know about that? -One death. 982 01:16:18,869 --> 01:16:21,769 -We should see if they got crab cakes left. -Oh, great idea. 983 01:16:21,938 --> 01:16:23,368 Stay put, you. 984 01:16:24,474 --> 01:16:27,004 I want you all to hear the true story... 985 01:16:27,177 --> 01:16:30,477 ...of the Baron Ludwig von Wolfhausen, who fell in love... 986 01:16:30,647 --> 01:16:36,587 ...with a beautiful young Bavarian whore. 987 01:16:36,753 --> 01:16:38,913 So you really were a whore? 988 01:16:39,089 --> 01:16:40,579 What do you think this is? 989 01:16:40,757 --> 01:16:43,417 You said you got kicked in the face by a Clydesdale. 990 01:16:43,593 --> 01:16:45,463 This is the mark of the whore. 991 01:16:48,999 --> 01:16:52,559 It was a simple time, a beautiful time. 992 01:16:53,036 --> 01:16:57,906 You see, the Baron Ludwig and I were in love. 993 01:17:02,846 --> 01:17:06,576 But we had to keep our love secret... 994 01:17:06,750 --> 01:17:10,810 ...because he was married to a young baroness. 995 01:17:10,987 --> 01:17:14,077 We also had to keep your grandfather's birth a secret... 996 01:17:14,257 --> 01:17:17,247 ...because he was the baron's first-born son. 997 01:17:17,427 --> 01:17:19,987 Wait, Grandpa was the first-born? 998 01:17:20,163 --> 01:17:21,533 Yes. 999 01:17:21,698 --> 01:17:24,528 But the baroness found out about it, me and my young Johan... 1000 01:17:24,701 --> 01:17:28,641 ...and had us tarred and feathered and run out of town. 1001 01:17:30,106 --> 01:17:33,506 You two are the rightful heirs to the von Wolfhausen brewery. 1002 01:17:33,677 --> 01:17:37,007 You should have the balls to take back what is yours. 1003 01:17:37,214 --> 01:17:38,774 Wow, you even talk like a whore. 1004 01:17:39,616 --> 01:17:43,846 We are all whores in some way, Mr. Finkelstein. 1005 01:17:44,754 --> 01:17:45,854 She's right. 1006 01:17:46,022 --> 01:17:49,552 You boys are a team, und a good one. 1007 01:17:50,060 --> 01:17:54,760 If you can't do it for your grandfather or your country or your dead friend... 1008 01:17:55,031 --> 01:17:57,331 ...do it for yourselves. 1009 01:17:58,001 --> 01:17:59,661 -I'm in. -Me too. 1010 01:17:59,836 --> 01:18:01,696 -Hell, yeah! I'm in. -Yeah! 1011 01:18:01,871 --> 01:18:04,701 -Yeah! -I can't do it. 1012 01:18:06,476 --> 01:18:08,766 I can't play Pong. 1013 01:18:10,847 --> 01:18:13,477 It happened a couple years after college. 1014 01:18:14,484 --> 01:18:18,014 I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. 1015 01:18:19,990 --> 01:18:23,220 I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. 1016 01:18:24,027 --> 01:18:27,547 Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. 1017 01:18:28,431 --> 01:18:30,401 After I beat them... 1018 01:18:30,834 --> 01:18:32,774 ...they beat me. 1019 01:18:34,371 --> 01:18:36,811 Worked me over pretty good. 1020 01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:41,495 And this is hard to say... 1021 01:18:42,946 --> 01:18:45,036 ...but they held me down... 1022 01:18:46,983 --> 01:18:49,283 ...and they shoved a Ping-Pong paddle up my ass. 1023 01:18:53,790 --> 01:18:56,050 It's never been the same. 1024 01:18:57,394 --> 01:18:59,234 I'm damaged goods. 1025 01:18:59,396 --> 01:19:00,726 Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. 1026 01:19:00,897 --> 01:19:04,417 I don't know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle handle up my ass. 1027 01:19:06,136 --> 01:19:07,426 Wasn't the handle. 1028 01:19:10,874 --> 01:19:12,974 I've been shitting pancakes ever since. 1029 01:19:15,445 --> 01:19:17,535 Mr. Badrinath... 1030 01:19:17,981 --> 01:19:21,041 ...we are not so different, you and I. 1031 01:19:22,752 --> 01:19:25,152 I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. 1032 01:19:27,457 --> 01:19:29,757 I got over it. 1033 01:19:30,060 --> 01:19:32,590 You will too. 1034 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,670 You will too. 1035 01:19:49,579 --> 01:19:51,639 -So much to digest in there. -Yeah. 1036 01:19:51,815 --> 01:19:53,245 Calgon, take me away. 1037 01:19:55,485 --> 01:19:57,605 You guys are my family. 1038 01:19:57,987 --> 01:19:59,277 Without you, I got nothing. 1039 01:20:03,593 --> 01:20:04,923 Let's do this for Landfill... 1040 01:20:05,695 --> 01:20:07,385 ...and for Johan... 1041 01:20:07,564 --> 01:20:09,404 ...and for Great Gam Gam. 1042 01:20:17,273 --> 01:20:18,503 One question. 1043 01:20:18,675 --> 01:20:20,965 Who we gonna get to replace Landfill? 1044 01:20:22,612 --> 01:20:25,742 Now, this is the party I was hoping to find. 1045 01:20:26,683 --> 01:20:29,653 Landfill? You're alive? 1046 01:20:31,321 --> 01:20:34,621 No, I'm not Landfill. 1047 01:20:34,958 --> 01:20:38,328 I'm Landfill's twin brother, Gil. 1048 01:20:38,495 --> 01:20:39,715 -Gil? -Gil? 1049 01:20:39,896 --> 01:20:43,326 I taught Landfill everything he knew about drinking beer. 1050 01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:46,490 I wanna fulfill his legacy by taking his place on your team. 1051 01:20:48,171 --> 01:20:50,731 -You must be Fink. -How'd you know? 1052 01:20:50,907 --> 01:20:52,697 Landfill told me everything about you. 1053 01:20:52,876 --> 01:20:54,706 I feel like I know all you guys. 1054 01:20:54,878 --> 01:20:57,608 So we won't have that awkward get-to-know-each-other stage. 1055 01:20:57,781 --> 01:21:00,311 -Perfect. -And if I could just ask one favor. 1056 01:21:00,483 --> 01:21:03,853 -Name it. -lf it wouldn't be too uncomfortable... 1057 01:21:04,020 --> 01:21:08,350 ...I was hoping maybe you guys could call me Landfill, in honor of him. 1058 01:21:08,525 --> 01:21:10,145 -Yeah, sure, sure. -Sure. 1059 01:21:10,326 --> 01:21:12,056 It'd be like we never lost Landfill. 1060 01:21:13,196 --> 01:21:14,786 Landfill... 1061 01:21:14,964 --> 01:21:18,024 ...it would be an honor if you would join us. 1062 01:21:23,506 --> 01:21:25,236 Cheers. 1063 01:21:27,243 --> 01:21:29,303 Oh, my God, he's faster than Landfill. 1064 01:21:44,661 --> 01:21:46,721 Oh, my God, what is that, bratwurst? 1065 01:21:47,397 --> 01:21:51,057 -He even smells like Landfill. -God, someone open a window, fast. 1066 01:21:51,468 --> 01:21:52,728 Wait! 1067 01:21:52,902 --> 01:21:57,432 -I wanna bask in it. -Yeah, yeah. Just let it be. 1068 01:21:58,575 --> 01:22:01,065 Welcome back, Landfill. 1069 01:22:02,712 --> 01:22:05,372 Hey, let's go get sour on some Krauts. 1070 01:22:05,548 --> 01:22:06,808 Yeah! 1071 01:22:06,983 --> 01:22:09,543 -Yeah! -Come on! 1072 01:22:09,719 --> 01:22:11,779 Yeah! 1073 01:22:58,501 --> 01:23:02,061 Landfill Two, you are twice the man Landfill One was. 1074 01:23:02,238 --> 01:23:04,428 Well, thank you, little lady. 1075 01:23:05,375 --> 01:23:06,665 Yeah! 1076 01:23:34,404 --> 01:23:35,704 Are we lost? 1077 01:23:36,873 --> 01:23:40,273 The thing about it is, you know, we were shit-faced when he took us there. 1078 01:23:40,443 --> 01:23:42,383 -What? -Really drunk. 1079 01:23:42,545 --> 01:23:45,775 We been training for an entire year, lost our jobs and our family... 1080 01:23:45,949 --> 01:23:48,919 -...and you don't know where this is? -You haven't been training. 1081 01:23:49,085 --> 01:23:51,545 -Can it, college boy! -"College boy"? I thought you-- 1082 01:23:51,721 --> 01:23:56,221 -Hey, guys. Please, give it a rest. -You know what? I got an idea. 1083 01:23:56,392 --> 01:23:58,452 It might work. I did this study in college: 1084 01:23:58,628 --> 01:24:01,688 Finkelstein's Theory on Effects of Alcohol on the Temporal Lobes. 1085 01:24:01,864 --> 01:24:03,704 -English. -Drunken recall. 1086 01:24:03,866 --> 01:24:08,056 I made people drink massive quantities, then taught things while they were blacked out. 1087 01:24:08,237 --> 01:24:10,637 Now, in the morning, they had no recollection of it. 1088 01:24:10,807 --> 01:24:13,327 But when I got them drunk again, they remembered. 1089 01:24:14,510 --> 01:24:16,270 -Bullshit. -Now you're coming after me? 1090 01:24:16,446 --> 01:24:19,206 Cowboy on one side, Indian on the other. It's the Wild West. 1091 01:24:19,716 --> 01:24:21,146 -I got it published. -Where? 1092 01:24:21,317 --> 01:24:25,337 Maxim magazine, under the title "E Equals MC Hammered." 1093 01:24:25,755 --> 01:24:28,745 -All right, let's do this. -Which one of you two was more wasted? 1094 01:24:28,925 --> 01:24:30,825 -He was. -He was. 1095 01:24:30,994 --> 01:24:34,094 All right, okay, I was. I actually hadn't eaten much that day. 1096 01:24:42,105 --> 01:24:43,155 Anything? 1097 01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:46,269 Sorry. But I have been training for a beer-drinking competition. 1098 01:24:48,645 --> 01:24:50,335 Drink. 1099 01:24:59,389 --> 01:25:02,549 -Sober as a bird. -All right. Enough fucking around. 1100 01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:06,090 Here. Try this. 1101 01:25:37,694 --> 01:25:39,424 The password! 1102 01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:54,270 -That was great. -That was last year's password! 1103 01:25:54,444 --> 01:25:55,434 Oh, come on. 1104 01:25:55,611 --> 01:25:57,981 -That's cheap. -Shit. 1105 01:25:59,882 --> 01:26:01,912 I got an idea. 1106 01:26:05,388 --> 01:26:06,878 The pa--! 1107 01:26:50,066 --> 01:26:51,226 Silence. 1108 01:26:54,937 --> 01:26:57,497 The old Trojan keg. 1109 01:26:58,007 --> 01:26:59,907 Very clever for Americans. 1110 01:27:00,243 --> 01:27:03,273 -Now get them out of here. -Hang on, hang on, hang on. 1111 01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:07,880 We're here to honor our grandfather, Johan von Wolfhausen. 1112 01:27:08,050 --> 01:27:10,180 The stableboy thief? 1113 01:27:10,353 --> 01:27:12,083 No. Your half-brother. 1114 01:27:12,455 --> 01:27:16,885 Your older half-brother and rightful heir to the von Wolfhausen brewery. 1115 01:27:17,059 --> 01:27:18,389 Oh, please. 1116 01:27:18,561 --> 01:27:20,531 Johan wasn't even Ludwig's true offspring. 1117 01:27:20,696 --> 01:27:22,856 No? 1118 01:27:25,668 --> 01:27:27,068 Look at the portrait. 1119 01:27:28,437 --> 01:27:30,767 Not a true offspring? 1120 01:27:30,940 --> 01:27:32,930 I'd say it looks pretty close to me, eh? 1121 01:27:33,109 --> 01:27:35,439 You know the von Wolfhausen brewery is our brewery. 1122 01:27:35,611 --> 01:27:40,551 Even if your silly fairy tale was true, we have a little saying in München. 1123 01:27:40,716 --> 01:27:42,706 Get the fuck out of here. 1124 01:27:42,885 --> 01:27:45,005 -Guards. -Wait, wait! 1125 01:27:45,621 --> 01:27:47,091 We came here to drink some beer. 1126 01:27:47,523 --> 01:27:51,153 Are you gonna let us do that, or are you afraid of getting your asses stomped? 1127 01:27:51,994 --> 01:27:53,464 Let them drink! 1128 01:27:53,629 --> 01:27:55,999 Yeah! Let them compete! 1129 01:27:56,165 --> 01:27:57,755 Let them drink! 1130 01:27:57,934 --> 01:27:59,094 Let them drink! 1131 01:27:59,268 --> 01:28:00,498 Let them drink! 1132 01:28:00,670 --> 01:28:01,760 Let them drink! 1133 01:28:01,938 --> 01:28:04,128 Grandpapa, we've crushed them once. 1134 01:28:04,307 --> 01:28:05,737 Let us do it again, huh? 1135 01:28:05,908 --> 01:28:08,168 Let us humiliate them. 1136 01:28:08,344 --> 01:28:09,784 Please, Opy, we can do this. 1137 01:28:09,946 --> 01:28:11,736 -We can do it. -Yeah. 1138 01:28:11,914 --> 01:28:13,514 Okay. 1139 01:28:13,683 --> 01:28:15,153 Why not? For shits and giggle. 1140 01:28:15,318 --> 01:28:16,408 Let them drink! 1141 01:29:05,968 --> 01:29:07,298 Beer drinkers... 1142 01:29:07,970 --> 01:29:09,270 ...welcome to Beerfest. 1143 01:29:11,340 --> 01:29:13,970 -Yeah! -Come on! 1144 01:29:14,377 --> 01:29:16,637 You are the privileged few. 1145 01:29:17,546 --> 01:29:19,236 We got the Brits in Round One. 1146 01:29:20,583 --> 01:29:23,053 We already kicked their asses in WWll. 1147 01:29:23,219 --> 01:29:25,209 Cheerio, let's do it again. 1148 01:29:25,388 --> 01:29:28,048 Drink well. Drink with honor. 1149 01:29:28,224 --> 01:29:29,854 Let the games begin. 1150 01:29:32,662 --> 01:29:37,502 Beerfest! Beerfest! Beerfest! 1151 01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:41,400 First round is best of five. 1152 01:29:41,570 --> 01:29:45,560 U.S.A. versus England. 1153 01:29:45,741 --> 01:29:48,711 You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are. 1154 01:29:48,878 --> 01:29:51,038 -I'm sorry. One more time? -Shove off! 1155 01:29:51,213 --> 01:29:55,173 We're gonna put the skitters in your Alan Whickers, you plonker! 1156 01:29:55,651 --> 01:29:59,921 -Do you know what he's saying? -Volume Chug! 1157 01:30:01,357 --> 01:30:04,377 Come on, big boy. What, are you gonna fucking cry? 1158 01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:07,190 That's all you, Landfill. All you. 1159 01:30:07,930 --> 01:30:09,490 Come on! 1160 01:30:12,435 --> 01:30:15,665 Come on, motherfucker! It's time! 1161 01:30:15,838 --> 01:30:19,998 Come on, baby. It's all you, buddy. Drink it down. 1162 01:31:44,493 --> 01:31:48,523 How about this? How about that? How about: 1163 01:31:48,697 --> 01:31:52,497 Now, how do I say this? The Mexican. 1164 01:32:46,355 --> 01:32:50,815 Championship round, Germany versus U.S.A. 1165 01:33:01,036 --> 01:33:04,026 All right. This is what we came for, the Germans! 1166 01:33:04,206 --> 01:33:06,496 Yeah, the Germans! 1167 01:33:09,278 --> 01:33:10,438 Oh, that's good. 1168 01:33:10,613 --> 01:33:13,083 Oh, my God. 1169 01:33:13,249 --> 01:33:15,049 Oh, my God. 1170 01:33:15,217 --> 01:33:16,377 Oh, my God! 1171 01:33:16,552 --> 01:33:17,542 What's up, Finky? 1172 01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:20,190 I got it. Beating the boot. It's so simple. 1173 01:33:20,789 --> 01:33:25,319 It's all about fluid dynamics and quantum bubblenautics. Follow? 1174 01:33:25,895 --> 01:33:28,955 I missed that first part when he said something. 1175 01:33:29,131 --> 01:33:32,731 Pay attention. I'm only doing this once, okay? Excuse me! 1176 01:33:33,869 --> 01:33:35,299 Do me a favor, top me off. 1177 01:33:36,472 --> 01:33:39,462 Thank you. Okay. 1178 01:33:39,642 --> 01:33:42,542 Now, look. The bubble is essentially a high-pressure vacuum... 1179 01:33:42,711 --> 01:33:45,111 ...that grows and grows until it gets to the heel... 1180 01:33:45,281 --> 01:33:47,681 ...then it pops and explodes out of the boot. Okay? 1181 01:33:47,850 --> 01:33:50,480 So, what you wanna do is create a spiral effect... 1182 01:33:50,653 --> 01:33:52,783 ...by spinning the boot and making a whirlpool. 1183 01:33:52,955 --> 01:33:55,615 When the bubble hits the corner, gravity will take over... 1184 01:33:55,791 --> 01:33:57,451 ...and shoot beer down your throats. 1185 01:33:57,626 --> 01:33:59,986 So, what you're saying is, when the bubble comes... 1186 01:34:00,162 --> 01:34:01,532 ...just turn the boot. 1187 01:34:01,697 --> 01:34:05,287 If we find ourselves in a boot challenge, we can beat these guys. 1188 01:34:06,168 --> 01:34:08,188 Way to go, Finky. 1189 01:34:08,370 --> 01:34:11,640 All right. Let's light this Kraut candle. 1190 01:34:11,807 --> 01:34:13,637 Yeah! 1191 01:34:15,311 --> 01:34:17,681 I'm still peeing! I'm still going! 1192 01:34:22,518 --> 01:34:25,178 We're gonna wipe our schwanz on you. 1193 01:34:25,354 --> 01:34:27,624 Bring it on, meine bitch. 1194 01:34:27,790 --> 01:34:31,090 Championship round is best of seven. 1195 01:34:31,260 --> 01:34:32,750 Und jetzt... 1196 01:34:32,928 --> 01:34:38,058 ...for the ultimate battle! 1197 01:34:41,837 --> 01:34:45,827 First up, long-distance krügerbounce. 1198 01:34:46,008 --> 01:34:49,968 Distance, 10 meters. 1199 01:34:50,913 --> 01:34:52,443 What do you say, Barr? 1200 01:34:52,615 --> 01:34:54,545 Watch and learn. 1201 01:34:59,989 --> 01:35:02,789 Shaking your butt. 1202 01:35:02,958 --> 01:35:06,358 Move the bucket 20 meters. 1203 01:35:08,330 --> 01:35:09,320 Twenty meters! 1204 01:35:09,498 --> 01:35:11,858 Twenty meters. You're never gonna make it. 1205 01:35:12,034 --> 01:35:13,164 Oh, yeah? 1206 01:35:13,335 --> 01:35:15,495 Thirty meters. 1207 01:35:15,671 --> 01:35:17,371 Thirty meters. 1208 01:35:17,539 --> 01:35:20,059 Okay. Let's see it. 1209 01:35:27,149 --> 01:35:28,139 Yeah! 1210 01:35:40,896 --> 01:35:43,826 Germany, the winner! 1211 01:35:45,034 --> 01:35:46,264 It's okay. It's okay. 1212 01:36:01,016 --> 01:36:02,976 Yes! 1213 01:36:06,388 --> 01:36:07,478 U.S.A. sucks! 1214 01:36:07,790 --> 01:36:10,190 Germany, three. 1215 01:36:10,359 --> 01:36:13,329 U.S.A., zero. 1216 01:36:13,495 --> 01:36:18,725 If Germany wins, they are the champions! 1217 01:36:23,072 --> 01:36:26,132 Hold. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold the phones. 1218 01:36:26,308 --> 01:36:27,608 Herr Referee... 1219 01:36:27,776 --> 01:36:30,836 ...there is an American player who has not competed in any event. 1220 01:36:31,013 --> 01:36:33,883 And the rule says every competitor must compete, otherwise... 1221 01:36:34,049 --> 01:36:35,479 ...disqualification. 1222 01:36:35,651 --> 01:36:36,741 Hold on there, Hansel. 1223 01:36:36,919 --> 01:36:38,609 That is the rule. 1224 01:36:38,787 --> 01:36:41,017 Your fifth teammate must compete now. 1225 01:36:41,190 --> 01:36:43,520 Are you talking about me? 1226 01:36:49,765 --> 01:36:53,565 Jan, if we let him play, we're gonna get slaughtered and it's over, kaput. 1227 01:36:53,736 --> 01:36:55,466 You heard the guy. 1228 01:36:55,637 --> 01:36:57,367 I'll play with him. 1229 01:37:01,243 --> 01:37:02,273 Barry, are you sure? 1230 01:37:03,045 --> 01:37:04,095 Sure as schnitzel. 1231 01:37:11,487 --> 01:37:13,547 Hey, Barr-zo, I'm proud of you. 1232 01:37:13,722 --> 01:37:15,352 Hey, thanks. 1233 01:37:15,991 --> 01:37:19,981 Hey, Comrades, how about loser takes a paddle up the ass? 1234 01:37:21,029 --> 01:37:22,089 I like that. 1235 01:37:23,799 --> 01:37:24,859 Volley for serve. 1236 01:37:26,802 --> 01:37:29,292 You know you have to hit the ball. 1237 01:37:33,008 --> 01:37:34,868 What do you think about that, fuckhead? 1238 01:37:35,043 --> 01:37:37,533 Yeah, Barry, you got him. He's yours. 1239 01:37:43,385 --> 01:37:46,475 What do you think about that, headfuck? 1240 01:38:17,453 --> 01:38:19,013 Match point! 1241 01:38:19,188 --> 01:38:20,778 Come on, we gotta win this one. 1242 01:38:20,956 --> 01:38:23,546 You got nothing. Bring it. 1243 01:38:25,894 --> 01:38:27,564 Jiminy. 1244 01:38:29,665 --> 01:38:30,855 Come on, Barry. 1245 01:38:57,192 --> 01:38:58,422 Wow, what a shot! 1246 01:38:58,594 --> 01:39:02,034 Hey, Todd, sorry about porking your wife, man. 1247 01:39:02,197 --> 01:39:05,457 Hey, Barry, you can pork my wife anytime. 1248 01:39:10,405 --> 01:39:11,895 What's the name of the game? 1249 01:39:12,074 --> 01:39:13,064 Thumper! 1250 01:39:13,242 --> 01:39:14,732 And why do we play it? 1251 01:39:14,910 --> 01:39:16,240 To get fucked up! 1252 01:39:26,555 --> 01:39:28,485 No! No! 1253 01:39:28,657 --> 01:39:32,317 No, I didn't! No, I did this! No, I didn't! No, I didn't! 1254 01:39:32,494 --> 01:39:34,394 Bullshit! I did the-- 1255 01:39:34,563 --> 01:39:37,623 Look at the scoreboard! Scoreboard! 1256 01:39:49,511 --> 01:39:50,501 I'm burying you. 1257 01:39:50,679 --> 01:39:52,169 You're not even close, girlie. 1258 01:39:52,381 --> 01:39:53,581 Halt! 1259 01:39:55,784 --> 01:39:58,624 You're worried now. You're worried now, aren't you? 1260 01:40:04,293 --> 01:40:06,993 Take that. Moment of truth. 1261 01:40:07,162 --> 01:40:10,502 Germany, 224. 1262 01:40:11,533 --> 01:40:13,023 That's good, that's good. 1263 01:40:13,201 --> 01:40:14,931 U.S.A... 1264 01:40:15,938 --> 01:40:18,808 ...228. 1265 01:40:27,549 --> 01:40:30,309 All tied up. Sudden death. 1266 01:40:30,485 --> 01:40:33,275 You know what that means. 1267 01:40:33,455 --> 01:40:36,445 Das Boot! 1268 01:40:39,895 --> 01:40:41,225 Das Boot! Das Boot! 1269 01:40:41,396 --> 01:40:43,656 Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot! 1270 01:40:44,499 --> 01:40:46,799 Hey, guys, this is that moment. 1271 01:40:46,969 --> 01:40:49,059 The moment that only exists in sports. 1272 01:40:49,237 --> 01:40:51,637 The moment where the good guys take on the bad guys. 1273 01:40:51,807 --> 01:40:54,137 The moment that, if this was a speech in a movie... 1274 01:40:54,309 --> 01:40:56,439 ...this would be shown up on the humongotron... 1275 01:40:56,612 --> 01:40:59,512 ...to get the home-team fans fired up, huh? Right? 1276 01:40:59,681 --> 01:41:01,051 Us versus them! 1277 01:41:01,216 --> 01:41:03,306 We're the bad guys and they're the good guys. 1278 01:41:03,485 --> 01:41:06,505 And I'll be damned if we're gonna let the good guys win! 1279 01:41:06,688 --> 01:41:11,818 Yeah, we're actually the good guys and they're the bad guys, so.... 1280 01:41:11,994 --> 01:41:14,524 Right. Let me start that again, guys, huh? 1281 01:41:14,696 --> 01:41:16,186 Hey, guys, this is that moment-- 1282 01:41:16,365 --> 01:41:17,345 Fellas. Fellas. 1283 01:41:17,532 --> 01:41:20,832 I just wanna say thanks for the greatest year of my life. 1284 01:41:21,003 --> 01:41:23,403 All right? And no matter what happens, win or lose... 1285 01:41:23,572 --> 01:41:26,472 ...drinking beer with you guys is just plain old-fashioned fun. 1286 01:41:26,642 --> 01:41:28,302 Yeah. Yeah. 1287 01:41:28,477 --> 01:41:31,777 Hey, let's do this for Grandpa Wolfhouse. 1288 01:41:31,947 --> 01:41:33,537 And for Landfill. 1289 01:41:33,715 --> 01:41:34,905 And Gam Gam? 1290 01:41:35,083 --> 01:41:37,923 And America. On three. One, two, three: 1291 01:41:38,086 --> 01:41:41,246 Grandpa Wolfhouse, Landfill and Gam Gam and America! 1292 01:41:42,190 --> 01:41:43,590 Go, go, go! 1293 01:41:45,694 --> 01:41:50,394 Line Chug. Germany versus U.S.A. 1294 01:41:50,565 --> 01:41:52,795 Winner is champion... 1295 01:41:52,968 --> 01:41:57,198 ...of Beerfest! 1296 01:41:57,372 --> 01:41:59,272 Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot! 1297 01:42:00,575 --> 01:42:02,735 Yeah, you can suck your own dick. 1298 01:42:04,479 --> 01:42:06,139 We're gonna take you all the way-- 1299 01:42:07,983 --> 01:42:10,583 -Cherry? -Our finest secret agent. 1300 01:42:10,752 --> 01:42:12,912 We sent her to keep an eye on you. 1301 01:42:18,293 --> 01:42:19,663 Oh, hit that, Grandpapa. 1302 01:42:19,828 --> 01:42:22,018 Take what's yours, Grandpapa. 1303 01:42:22,197 --> 01:42:23,787 Damn, that's nasty. 1304 01:42:23,965 --> 01:42:26,625 Always bet on black. Yeah. 1305 01:42:26,802 --> 01:42:29,362 Yeah, always bet on black. That's a great quote. 1306 01:42:29,538 --> 01:42:32,968 Game on. Not a drop can be spilled. 1307 01:42:36,244 --> 01:42:38,044 Shake it off. 1308 01:43:22,290 --> 01:43:25,020 Hey, fatass, when I dropped your brother in that vat... 1309 01:43:25,193 --> 01:43:26,893 ...he squealed like a stuffed pig. 1310 01:43:33,401 --> 01:43:35,461 Germany! 1311 01:43:36,071 --> 01:43:37,471 Did you hear what she said? 1312 01:43:42,410 --> 01:43:44,540 Get out of here. Get out! 1313 01:43:44,713 --> 01:43:47,183 No, no. Hey, ump. Do something, ump. 1314 01:43:47,349 --> 01:43:48,539 Losers. 1315 01:43:50,652 --> 01:43:52,782 See you later, stableboy. 1316 01:43:52,954 --> 01:43:54,954 Say hello to the family whore. 1317 01:43:55,123 --> 01:43:59,723 U.S.A. sucks! U.S.A. sucks! U.S.A. sucks! 1318 01:44:05,233 --> 01:44:06,603 Double or nothing. 1319 01:44:06,768 --> 01:44:08,628 On what, huh? 1320 01:44:08,804 --> 01:44:12,744 The von Wolfhausen family recipe. 1321 01:44:13,508 --> 01:44:15,768 You win, you get to keep it. 1322 01:44:16,611 --> 01:44:19,771 We win, we get your brewery. 1323 01:44:19,948 --> 01:44:22,008 Or should I say our brewery? 1324 01:44:22,184 --> 01:44:25,454 But we already have the recipe. 1325 01:44:27,055 --> 01:44:29,145 I got it off of the nerd's computer. 1326 01:44:30,525 --> 01:44:32,685 -You're fucked. -Yeah, he's fucked. 1327 01:44:36,164 --> 01:44:38,334 -That's rich, Baron. -What's so funny? 1328 01:44:38,500 --> 01:44:40,430 I didn't put that recipe on my computer. 1329 01:44:41,236 --> 01:44:46,036 However, you are holding the recipe for a low-carb strawberry beer. 1330 01:44:46,641 --> 01:44:49,131 We call it She-Wolf. It's okay. 1331 01:44:49,311 --> 01:44:51,471 Strawberry? 1332 01:44:53,014 --> 01:44:54,984 No. No. You know how you like strawberries? 1333 01:44:55,150 --> 01:44:57,620 You want me to lose weight, so that was the low-carb-- 1334 01:44:57,786 --> 01:45:00,576 Wait a minute, we like strawberry-- Get your damn hands off-- 1335 01:45:00,755 --> 01:45:03,745 You're trying to see my panties. Goddamn it, put me down, please! 1336 01:45:03,925 --> 01:45:08,685 Where are the Africans? Can the Africans come help me? Jesus! 1337 01:45:11,766 --> 01:45:14,256 So are we gonna play for the recipe... 1338 01:45:14,436 --> 01:45:17,596 ...or should I just roll it up and eat it? I'm hungry. 1339 01:45:17,772 --> 01:45:20,712 Wait, wait. Wait. Wait! 1340 01:45:20,876 --> 01:45:22,466 Put your money where your mouth is. 1341 01:45:22,644 --> 01:45:26,944 Us against you. Ten boots. Five against five. 1342 01:45:27,115 --> 01:45:30,735 You couldn't even do one boot. You can barely stand! 1343 01:45:33,121 --> 01:45:34,111 Grandpapa? 1344 01:45:34,756 --> 01:45:37,846 Take the bet, you fucking pussy. 1345 01:45:42,230 --> 01:45:44,860 Okay. Crush the bastards. 1346 01:45:45,967 --> 01:45:48,527 And then I want spectator number one killed. 1347 01:45:48,703 --> 01:45:52,203 Yeah, this is going to be like taking black walnut candy from the baby. 1348 01:45:52,374 --> 01:45:55,544 That's very funny, Deutschbag. Only thing is: 1349 01:45:55,710 --> 01:46:00,410 One, we're not babies, and two-- 1350 01:46:00,582 --> 01:46:02,782 We're not that drunk. 1351 01:46:04,686 --> 01:46:08,136 They're not that drunk. Cheeky bastards. 1352 01:46:08,323 --> 01:46:12,093 They're not that drunk! They're not that drunk! 1353 01:46:12,260 --> 01:46:15,420 They're not that drunk! They're not that drunk! 1354 01:46:15,597 --> 01:46:17,357 They're not that drunk! 1355 01:46:17,532 --> 01:46:19,332 Five boots? Are you fucking mental? 1356 01:46:19,501 --> 01:46:20,971 Trust me, we can do this. 1357 01:46:21,136 --> 01:46:23,226 Just spin the boot when the bubble comes. 1358 01:46:23,405 --> 01:46:24,865 Trust me, this will work. 1359 01:46:25,040 --> 01:46:27,440 Gentlemen. Ready? 1360 01:46:27,609 --> 01:46:30,239 Good luck. You're going to need it. 1361 01:46:31,846 --> 01:46:35,246 Das Boot! 1362 01:46:35,417 --> 01:46:37,577 Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot! 1363 01:47:01,743 --> 01:47:03,613 Deutschland, you're floored! 1364 01:47:05,680 --> 01:47:08,810 Look, the little one looks like he has pubic hair all over his head. 1365 01:47:08,984 --> 01:47:11,954 It's okay, it works. Yeah, because you have a dickface. 1366 01:47:12,120 --> 01:47:14,110 You son of a bitch! 1367 01:47:15,090 --> 01:47:17,080 Yeah. 1368 01:47:17,258 --> 01:47:20,488 I accidentally pushed his thingy off. 1369 01:47:22,063 --> 01:47:24,553 That's a great one. Dickface. 1370 01:47:27,669 --> 01:47:29,029 Fink's got the eye of the Jew. 1371 01:47:29,204 --> 01:47:32,304 He's got the eye of the Jew. Fink's our anchorman. 1372 01:47:32,474 --> 01:47:35,774 Come on. Trust me. Trust me. 1373 01:47:37,379 --> 01:47:39,209 You just blew it, Friedrich. 1374 01:47:46,921 --> 01:47:48,581 Spin it. 1375 01:47:48,757 --> 01:47:49,777 Come on. 1376 01:47:56,831 --> 01:47:58,771 Spin it. 1377 01:48:07,442 --> 01:48:08,642 Spin it. 1378 01:48:34,035 --> 01:48:37,225 Drink, Fink. Drink, Fink. Drink, Fink. 1379 01:48:37,405 --> 01:48:41,995 Drink, Fink, drink! Drink, Fink, drink! Drink, Fink, drink! 1380 01:49:16,444 --> 01:49:18,114 U.S.A. 1381 01:49:38,533 --> 01:49:42,403 U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. 1382 01:50:17,739 --> 01:50:20,769 A little R and R in Amsterdam. Just what the doctor ordered. 1383 01:50:20,942 --> 01:50:24,402 You know, I came to a conference here once. Hookerthon 2002. 1384 01:50:24,579 --> 01:50:25,979 Fantastic seminars. 1385 01:50:26,147 --> 01:50:27,307 Sounds fun. 1386 01:50:27,482 --> 01:50:30,852 Nothing but the best for the executives of von Wolfhausen brewery, right? 1387 01:50:31,019 --> 01:50:32,179 That's right. 1388 01:50:32,353 --> 01:50:35,653 Hey, guys, where are we? 1389 01:50:35,823 --> 01:50:40,193 I think the hotel is this way? 1390 01:50:40,361 --> 01:50:41,451 You gotta be kidding me. 1391 01:50:41,629 --> 01:50:43,389 Hold on. Let me check. 1392 01:50:44,632 --> 01:50:46,362 No, I think it's that way. 1393 01:50:51,606 --> 01:50:53,266 Hey. 1394 01:50:53,441 --> 01:50:55,841 -Holy crap, Willie Nelson. -What are you doing here? 1395 01:50:56,010 --> 01:50:58,140 It's a funny story. I was invited over here... 1396 01:50:58,313 --> 01:51:01,343 ...for this big, secret, international, pot-smoking competition. 1397 01:51:03,151 --> 01:51:05,551 My teammates, Cheech and Chong, chickened out on me. 1398 01:51:05,720 --> 01:51:07,780 They wouldn't fly in my biodiesel airplane... 1399 01:51:07,956 --> 01:51:11,476 ...and the smoke-out's in 30 minutes and I don't wanna get disqualified. 1400 01:51:11,659 --> 01:51:14,629 Now, you guys don't wanna be my teammates, do you? 1401 01:51:14,796 --> 01:51:16,786 Yeah! 1402 01:51:18,433 --> 01:51:21,273 Let's do it. Did you hear one about the guy that told his son: 1403 01:51:21,436 --> 01:51:23,426 "If you don't quit masturbating, you'll go blind." 1404 01:51:23,605 --> 01:51:25,295 He said, "Dad, I'm over here." 1405 01:51:46,861 --> 01:51:48,891 Oh, you guys fancy yourselves drinkers, huh? 1406 01:51:49,063 --> 01:51:51,833 Yeah, maybe a little bit. I think we just won the-- 1407 01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:54,730 Yeah, I think we just-- Yeah, I think we just-- 1408 01:51:54,902 --> 01:51:57,002 What the hell is going on? Yeah. 1409 01:52:02,076 --> 01:52:05,406 -Bastards. -I was playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. 1410 01:52:06,080 --> 01:52:07,410 I was-- I saw that. 1411 01:52:07,582 --> 01:52:10,922 Turned out, the guys I was playing-- The guys-- Okay. 1412 01:52:11,085 --> 01:52:13,605 I was playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. 1413 01:52:15,590 --> 01:52:17,350 I mean, come on. Cut it. 1414 01:52:17,525 --> 01:52:19,715 This sweet nectar was my lifeblood. 1415 01:52:20,461 --> 01:52:22,591 Oh, yeah, Landfill. Go for it, my friend. 1416 01:52:22,764 --> 01:52:24,204 He's got it going on, this guy. 1417 01:52:24,365 --> 01:52:25,625 Are we playing or not? 1418 01:52:25,800 --> 01:52:28,100 Time to scheiße off the-- 1419 01:52:28,636 --> 01:52:29,796 Are we playing or not? 1420 01:52:29,971 --> 01:52:32,031 Time to scheiße on our-- 1421 01:52:32,206 --> 01:52:33,756 Are we playing or not? 1422 01:52:33,941 --> 01:52:36,571 Time to scheiße or get off the crap. 1423 01:52:36,744 --> 01:52:38,374 Crapper. 1424 01:52:44,352 --> 01:52:45,882 Okay, come back in, do it again. 1425 01:52:46,054 --> 01:52:47,394 All right. 1426 01:52:48,189 --> 01:52:49,919 Everybody's drunk. 1427 01:52:56,631 --> 01:52:59,161 And cut it. Cut. 1428 01:53:08,242 --> 01:53:11,112 One question. Who are we gonna get--? 1429 01:53:13,648 --> 01:53:15,078 Do I know you? 1430 01:53:15,983 --> 01:53:18,083 Me? No. No, I don't think so. 1431 01:53:18,252 --> 01:53:21,742 Well, you look familiar. Didn't I pay you a dollar for something? 1432 01:53:22,523 --> 01:53:24,553 No, no. Wasn't me, no. 1433 01:53:24,726 --> 01:53:27,746 I remember now. I paid you a dollar to touch your toes... 1434 01:53:27,929 --> 01:53:29,589 ...and then touch your dick. 1435 01:53:31,566 --> 01:53:33,396 Yeah, that could have been me. 1436 01:53:34,602 --> 01:53:36,162 Good to see you again. 1437 01:53:37,605 --> 01:53:41,005 I wish it were winter. We could make it into ice blocks and skate on it... 1438 01:53:41,175 --> 01:53:43,575 ...and then melt it in the springtime and drink it. 1439 01:53:50,351 --> 01:53:51,341 All right, cut it. 1440 01:53:51,519 --> 01:53:53,109 Cut. 1441 01:56:23,704 --> 01:56:25,704 [ENGLISH] 102242