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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

BROOKHURST: Princess Alexa.

(CONTINUES KNOCKING)

Princess Alexa.

Princess Alexa, are you in there?

Coming!

Princess Alexa?

(LAUGHS) Over here, Brookhurst.

Oh, goodness. I'm dreadfully sorry, Your Highness.

No problem. How can I help you?

The equestrian club has asked ifyou might say a few words

before their exhibition this afternoon.

(STAMMERS) You mean a speech?

Notjust forthe horses, I'm guessing?

I believe the two-legged members ofthe club

will be there as well, Your Highness.

Of course.

Brookhurst, please thank them forthe invitation, but...

But you send your regrets.

Of course, Your Highness.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Speech?

I can't do that.

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS LOUDLY)

(SINGING) All I really want to do is stay right here,

Away from prying eyes

‘Cause I really got to get to chapter three

And see ifl'm surprised

Will the princess slay the dragon?

Will she save the day?

Will she find a brand new world that takes her breath away?

What's going to happen?

lcannot wait to see

What's going to happen?

It's all a mystery

lneed to turn the page

Prepare to be amazed

She ifshe's got it made

Whoa

It's nothing I'd expect

What's going to happen next?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

BROOKH U RST: Princess Alexa, the Prince of Hilgovia has arrived for tea.

Your grandmother says she would be very pleased if you wouldjoin them.

(INAUDIBLE)

All I really want to do is hide right here

And start on chapter four

Maybe this is where the princess saves her friends

And claims herjust reward

Will she shoot a perfect arrow?

Will her aim be true?

Will she meet a mighty foe and knowjust what to do?

What's going to happen?

Ican't wait to see

What's going to happen?

It's all a mystery

Ineed to turn the page

Prepare to be amazed

See ifshe's got it made

Whoa

It's nothing I'd expect

What's going to happen next?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

MOTHER: Alexa!

Uh... Hello, Mother.

The dance instructor is waiting and so are your friends.

Oh...We||...

No more excuses! The Ball is tonight!

You must finally learn to dance like a princess.

Come now.

(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING) (SIGHS)

Yes, Mother.

BOTH: Five, six, seven, eight.

(GIRLS GIGGLING)

Oh, girls! Girls, please!

We are here to practice the art ofthe dance,

not that hippity-hop.

BOTH: Yes, Mr. Primrose.

(DOOR OPENING)

Sorry, I'm late, Mr. Primrose.

Well, Princess Alexa, how delightful of you tojoin us.

Let's pick up where we left off last lesson, shall we?

Hey, guys. BOTH: Hey, Alexa.

The young ladies-in-waiting stand here...

Um...Waiting.

And then your father, the King, bows to you, the Princess.

The orchestra begins.

(WALTZ MUSIC PLAYING)

And... One, two, three, one, two, three.

Eyes up, Your Highness.

Uh, Mr. Primrose, this really isn't my thing.

Nonsense, Your Highness!

Just glide, two, three, glide, two, three.

You're very patient. But I'm afraid I'm not...

No, no, you're doing exceedingly well, Your Highness.

lwish I could, but I'm not very...

Just concentrate. One, two...

(MR. PRIMROSE YELPS) (ALEXA EXCLAIMS)

(GASP3) (CRASH)

(MUSIC srops)

I'm so sorry.

Oh, dear. Mr. Primrose!

(MR. PRIMROSE GROANING)

Ah, yes. Well, that's... (GROANS) Tender!

I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Mother, I've tried to learn the dance, but ljust can't.

(SIGHING) I'd betterjust sit this one out.

Nonsense! It's tradition!

Every royal ball forthe|ast150...

160!

Sixty years has begun with this waltz.

And nowthat you're 17, it's yourturn to carry on the tradition.

But... (SIGHS) Everybody will be watching me.

That is the general idea, Alexa.

After all, you are the Princess.

Um, Your Majesty,

I could do the waltz at the ball instead of Alexa.

That's a great idea!

Thank you, Jenna,

but Princess Alexa must be the one to dance.

Worth atry.

(GROANING) lfyou don't mind, Your Highness,

lthink I'd better see to my ankle.

Brookhurst, help me with Mr. Primrose, please.

(GROANING) I can never remember, is it heat and then ice...

Whoa!

Jenna, Samantha, please show Alexa how to do the dance, would you?

BOTH: Yes, Your Highness.

(SIGHS)

Sorry you guys have to do this.

JENNA: Are you kidding?

It means getting to wear an amazing dress tonight.

SAMANTHA: Wait a sec.

She didn't say which dance, did she?

Rememberthis?

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(GIGGLING) Come on, Alexa!

(SIGHS) I don't know. I can't dance like you guys.

Try it, like we showed you last time.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Ugh, sorry, I can't keep up with you.

You were doing great. (MUSIC STOPS)

I'm having enough trouble learning the waltz.

Alexa, you're a princess,

which means you're good at everything.

(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)

So everyone keeps telling me.

Don't worry, you'll do great tonight.

(SIGHS) We'll see.

Thanks, guys. I'll see you around, okay?

Bye, Alexa. Bye, Alexa.

Bye!

(DOOR SHUTS)

Ithought you danced beautifully.

You have to saythat. You're my grandmother.

You shouldn't hide your talents, dear.

What are you afraid of?

(SIGHS) Otherthan an epic fail in front of everyone?

(CHUCKLES)

I do wish you had come to tea.

The Prince of Hilgovia is very nice and he's your age.

Grandma, you know I don't like that stuff.

Meeting people, giving speeches, going to balls...

All those horrible things princesses are forced to do.

(LAUGHING) Grandma!

Princess or not, you can't hide from life forever, dear.

You'll never know what you can do unless you try.

Here.

I brought this down foryou.

But... I've read all your books, Grandma.

Not this one.

I've been saving this forthe right time.

''In a kingdom by the sea, lived a princess who had magical powers."

Ah, but you probably won't like it.

Oh, uh... Grandma!

(CHUCKLES)

Thanks. You know exactly what I like.

"The princess could have made flowers bloom

"or change the color of her dress.

"But you can't use magic you don't know you have."

Hmm...

"There in the wall of her garden was a door she had never noticed before.

"A doorthat led to a fantastic world that she would never forget.

"And then, with a flick of a wand, she discovered she had magic!"

(SIGHS LOUDLY)

How cool would that be, if! had magic?

My bed would make itself

New books on every shelf

And then I cast a spell, Abracadabra

My pets would talk to me

And then we'd all have tea

Create a pair ofshoes

That would know all the moves

I'd always find a groove

Feel the beat now

And with the spotlight on, I'd twirl perfectly

Ifl had magic

Magic, magic

Ifl had magic

Magic, magic

I'll make a chocolate lake

Turn cabbage into cake

I'd text without mistakes, L-O-L, yeah

I'd dream a pair of wings and I would fly away

I'd zoom across the sky

Make it snow in July

I wouldn't be so shy

Pleased to meet you

I'd do just what I want

Like every single day

He y-yay-’

Ifl had magic

Magic, magic

Ifl had magic

Magic, magic

And I could do anything

Suddenly, I would be

Everything that I dreamed

lcould be

Ifl had magic

Magic, magic

Ifl had magic

Magic, magic

Ifl had magic

Magic, magic, magic, magic

Ifl had magic

(GASP3)

Wow...

Hmm...

BROOKHURST: Your Highness!

Good news!

Mr. Primrose is recovering.

You may continue the dance lesson.

Princess Alexa!

Whoa...

(GASP3)

Whoa!

(LEAVES RUSTLING)

(GASP3)

(SNIFFING)

(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

(GIGGLES)

(GASP3)

Intruder!

Dive!

I mean, halt!

Hey!

We know you're there.

You might as well swim out.

"Swim"?

I mean... Walk out!

Just show yourself!

(EXCLAIMS)

(GASP3)

Legs!

You there, come out!

Who are you and...

Atiara?

Wait. Are you a...

Princess?

I'm Princess Alexa.

(GASPS) Your Highness.

(GASPS)

(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)

(LOW) What are you doing?

Um... I'm bowing.

I'm sorry, maybe I should just go backthe wayl came and...

No, stay!

You can help us. She can help us.

What... What are you talking about?

Help with what?

Well...

It wasn't very long ago

Malucia came

She took my wings away

All ofmy magic was gone

That was my darkest day

Butnow

My Iuck's gonna change

‘Cause you're here You're here

All of our problems disappear

Pretty soon I'm gonna have my wings

This is solving everything

And it makes me want to sing

Because you're here

You're here

Oh, and I'm ashamed to say

Malucia came and she took my tail away

No more swimming for me

(LOW) That was my darkest day

Butnow

My Iuck's gonna change

‘Cause you're here You're here

All of our problems disappear

Now I know my taiI's coming back

And my life will be on track

And I know it for a fact Because you're here

You're here

You're here

You're here

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Cause you're here You're here

You're here

You're here

All of our problems disappear

Whoo!

This is solving everything

Igotmy tail

Igotmy wings

And it makes us want to sing

Because you're here

You're here

You're here

You're here

You're here

Uh-huh.

(EXCLAIMING)

ALL: Mermaids!

Oops. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Still getting used to my new center ofgravity.

Your Highness, you're the only one who can help us.

Look, I'm very sorry to hear about this Ma...

ALL: Malucia!

...and what she did to you, but I can't help anyone.

(LAUGHS) Well, sure yOU can.

With your magic.

I hate to disappoint you,

but I don't have any magic.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

I'm sorry. It's this pure oxygen you land folks breathe.

Making me dizzy... Where were we?

The Princess was informing us that she doesn't have any magic.

So, you don't know about the wand in your hair?

Wand?

I have no idea where this came from... Orthe gown.

How else does a princess dress?

Well, for hanging out around the castle,

I usually wear something like...

(SIGHS) How can I describe it?

It's sort of like...

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS) Are you okay?

(GROANS)

What?

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(LAUGHS) Whoa!

Did Ijust do that?

Ugh! Yellow?

Let's see if! can change it back.

Maybe ifl...

Uh...

Hang on. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) I'll get it.

Ifl hold it like this!

Or|ikethis! Orlikethis?

(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

Wait. Sniffers!

(GASPS) Oh, no!

Ma|ucia's minions. They'll smell your magic!

Dive! (THUD)

Romy, you get the Princess to the grove

and I'll throwthem offthe scent.

No time! I'll get the Princess to the grove

and you throwthem offthe scent.

Come on, Alexa.

(cRASH)

ROMY: Ugh! Legs!

(SIGHS LOUDLY)

All right then, sniffers.

Sniffthis!

Here you go! What's this?

Shh!

Hold tight!

(LOW) Whoo-hoo!

Whoa!

Huh?

Stop!

What part of "stop" do you not understand, Whiff?

(SNIFFING)

Ithought I smelled some magic!

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

Ugh! Stench weed!

Well, yeah, Sniff.

I can smell that with my nose tied behind my back.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

But on the high end...

(INHALES DEEPLY) Oh...

I'm getting a hint of berry.

Chocolate.

(CONTINUES SNIFFING) Leather undertones.

What? Now you'rejust making stuff up.

(SNIFFING)

I didn't get any ofthat.

That's ‘cause your nose is shorter.

Which is why Mom always liked me better.

Aw, you'rejust messing with me again.

She never said that.

Did she?

Wait a sec. (SNIFFING)

I'm picking up a hint of magic.

Ugh!

Stench weed.

Duh!

You better find the unicorns,

or Ma|ucia's going to clean the floors with you.

(GASPS)

(SHUDDERS)

Of course I'm gonna find them, you noodle nose.

Noodle nose?

You know I have a deviated septum!

Sure, Whiff. That's what they all say.

WHIFF: Mom never really said she liked you better, did she?

SNIFF: Mom said it, and Dad said it!

What. Were. Those?

NORI: Sniffers. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

They work for Princess Malucia.

Let's go. We're almost home.

Home?

ROMY: You know, it's a place where you sleep and live and...

Don't you have those?

(ALEXA LAUGHING) Yeah, Ijust meant...

Never mind.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Home!

(GASPS)

NORI: More of a strategically camouflaged hideout.

But yeah, home.

(GIGGLING)

(GASPS)

This is... I... Ican't even...

I love it!

Attention! Fairies and mermaids!

This is Princess Alexa.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

She's come to save us.

(ALL CHEERING) We're saved!

lwish you'd stop saying that.

NORI: Um, Princess Alexa?

Nobody can take me seriously like this.

Oh, your clothes! Uh, let's see...

If I think about what you were wearing and point...

(GASPS)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Ah, thank you!

It worked!

I know!

You even got rid ofthat embarrassing berry stain.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(LOW) That was embarrassing!

Ugh. Mermaids!

(GASPS) (NEIGHING)

Huh?

(GASPS) Whoa! Hello, there.

(NEIGHSI

It's nice to meet you, too!

(DISTANT NEIGHING)

Unbelievable.

(LOW) Watch out. Their horns are kinda sharp.

(NEIGHSI

I'm sorry, they are!

The fairies and the mermaids have come together

to protect the unicorns from Malucia.

Are we great or what? (CHUCKLES)

Back home, we don't even have one unicorn,

much less three.

There's one more, the most powerful of all.

The Queen Unicorn.

She's hidden in another part ofthe forest...

From Malucia.

ROMY: Right.

NORI: That's where Princess Malucia lives.

Oh!

The King and Queen ruled Zinnia with compassion,

but a few weeks ago, they disappeared.

That's when Malucia started stealing our magic.

She's been hunting us down, with the Sniffers and the Trogs.

But... Why?

If she's a princess in this world, doesn't she have her own magic?

Malucia is the only princess in Zinnia to ever be born without magic.

So now she's stealing it from everyone else.

She's greedy and deceitful.

Wicked, monstrous, horrible, treacherous, out of control.

It's ready, Your Highness.

BOTH: Ta-da!

MALUCIA: No! (BOTH GASP)

N0. "0. no, no, no, no, no!

Argh! That doesn't look anything like me!

This has to be the best cake ever in the history of...

History!

Is the first layer chocolate?

Uh, yes, Your Majesty.

And the second |ayer's wickelberry?

Of course, Your Majesty.

Then one red velvet, one more chocolate, and three more wickelberry?

Hmm?

(STAMMERING) I'm not certain...

(SCREAMING)

(THUD)

(SOBBING)

(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)

Dear Grodlin, I'm about to have all the magic in the kingdom.

And to celebrate, there's going to be a party

to honorthe greatest, most magical princess ever!

Moi!

(SWEETLY) So there better be a perfect cake.

Got it?

(DISTANT RUMBLING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS)

YourHighness...

(EXCLAIMING)

We found ayoungling fairy in the woods today.

(STRUGGLING)

Actually, Your Highness, that "we" would be me.

I'm the one who sniffed her out.

What are you talking about? I was there, too, you know.

(HONKS) I smelled her magic

wafting through the air.

All fairies have it. Only experts like me can detect it.

Unbelievable.

(SNIFFSI

I hope Your Princess-ness is pleased.

(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)

(GROWLS)

She is a tiny snack.

I want the unicorn combo,

super-sized!

Have you found them yet?

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Not quite yet.

But we're out there, noses up, 24/7!

Well, get going then.

And don't come back until you have my unicorns.

You don't know when to quit, do you?

I quit you back there.

Nice try. I'm still next to you.

Watch it, that's a wall.

Now. You.

Let me go! (STRAINING)

You're no unicorn, but there's magic in yourwings.

And I want it all.

So give me!

You don't need my magic!

Au contraire, my winged friend.

There's nothing that's more tragic

Than a princess without magic

And so Imust take what I need from you

It may seem an imposition

But hello, I'm on a mission

There's no one who can stop me

And there's nothing you can do

I want it all I want it now

Don't do tell me no

Just tell me how

You see this crown? It means bow down

What I want is really very small

I want it all That's all

(GIGGLES)

Getting more magical every day

La-Ia-Ia-Io-Ia

I'm totally taking my breath away

(GIGGLES)

(SIGHS) Yeah.

(SHATTERING)

Iknow that you're gonna feel okay

Because it's better for me

I want it all

I want it now

Don't make it small

Just make wow!

Life has its dings

Oh, thanks for the wings

But you'll still get around ‘cause you can crawl

I want it all

Can't wait till we find the unicorns

‘Cause there's so much magic inside their horns

It's gonna be like Ihave been reborn

When all the magic's mine

Mine

Mine

(SHATTERING)

I want it all

I want it now

So just relax

Don't have a cow

It is my fate to be so great

For me to rise you're gonna have to fall

It mightjust leave you curled up in a ball

And my request is really very small

I want it all!

All inclusive

The whole enchilada with a cherry on top

That's all!

You're mean!

No! I'm goal-oriented!

MY Wings!

(SIGHS)

Now where were we with that cake?

Ican make flowers bloom

And change their colors, too

This pink looks better blue

How amazing

I think of butterflies

Suddenly here they are

I simply flick my wrist

And that turns into this

I think I've got the gist

Who'd believe it

It's like a crazy dream

And somehow I'm the star

‘Cause I've got magic

Magic, magic

I've got magic

Magic, magic

Ican change what you wear and even style your hair

Float teacups through the air

One lump or two?

And for the final touch

A chocolate fudge souffle

He y-yay-’

I think I like this world

Feel like a different girl

You want a string ofpearls? Ican do that

Oh, this is so much fun

It's like a brand new day

He y-yay-’

‘Cause I've got magic

Magic, magic

I've got magic

Magic, magic

And I can do anything

Suddenly I can be

Anything that I dream

Ican be

‘Cause I've got magic

Magic, magic

I've got magic

Magic, magic, magic, magic

I've got magic

(GIGGLING)

ALEXA: Nori! Romy!

Ijust had a great idea.

I can use my magic to change you back into a fairy and a mermaid.

Finally! These legs are so impractical.

Um, can you do that?

She's a princess. She can do anything!

Ready?

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

Um...

Whoa!

Hmm...

I don't understand.

(SIGHS) And here Ithought I was getting really good at this.

NORI: You are.

But I guess you can't put back what Malucia stole.

Maybe it has to come from her.

Right! From her scepter.

That's where our magic is.

We get that, we get our magic back.

Huh. Romy's right.

I am?

With a princess on our side,

we can fight Malucia and get her scepter.

Nori, I...

Making flowers bloom and changing outfits is one thing,

but fighting an evil princess?

I don't think I can do that.

But, Alexa...

So nice of all of you tojoin me for my magical tea party!

Did we have a choice? I didn't.

MALUCIA: Shush!

(WHISTLING)

MALUCIA: Tea's done!

I'll pour!

(WHIMPERING)

WHIFF: Your Highness! Good news!

We found the Queen Unicorn!

But how would... (GASPS)

Huh?

Well, it's about time!

(SHRIEKS) It's gonna burn!

(CRASH) (SHRIEKS)

Where is she?

This is us.

And this glade is where we thinkthe Queen Unicorn may be hiding.

What do you mean, "think"?

Only of us does, Your Princess-ness.

I ain't picking up nothing, but stenchweed.

Lots of it!

Your Highness, the unicorn is in that grove.

Iwould bet my brother on it.

Excuse me?

Give me that!

Argh, this is as useless as you two.

Go!

"Bet my brother"? Sorry.

Hmm... We need to know exactly where that unicorn is.

(WHIMPERING)

TROG: Biscuit?

And I think I know who knows exactly where she is.

So the Sniffers found the Queen Unicorn!

oh, goody!

Grodlin, what are we waiting for?

Round up the Trogs and let's go get her!

Oh, hi, there!

So, uh, I'm gonna let you go.

But don't you dare tell anyone about me going to capture the Queen Unicorn.

Got it? Yes.

Meanie! What?

Uh, yes, great and powerful princess!

That's better. Now shoo!

Go on.

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

Follow her.

(RINGING)

(GASPS)

(BOUNCIES SQUEALING)

Someone's here.

(NEIGHING)

(ALL GASP)

Nola! Yourwings!

I... I had to walk from the castle.

Did anyone follow you?

I don't think so. But...

They've found the Queen Unicorn!

(ALL GASP)

(ALL NEIGHING)

Ma|ucia's on her way there right now to capture her

and steal her magic.

(ALL GASP)

And...if she does?

If Malucia takes the Queen's magic, then gets a hold ofthese three...

(ALL NEIGH)

She'll be unstoppable.

Romy and I will get the Queen and bring her here.

Everyone else, stay and protect the unicorns,

and each other.

We have to hurry.

Malucia might be there already!

(SIGHS) Of all the times not to have wings.

I have an idea!

Rememberthe story about the boy and the flying carpet?

What's a carpet? What's a boy?

Never mind. Get on!

(ALL GASP)

Which way?

There! Overthe...

Whoa!

(LAUGHING)

(CHEERING)

Whoo-hoo!

This is almost as good as wings.

I'm the queen ofthe world!

(LAUGHS)

Whoa!

(ALL LAUGHING)

(GIGGLING)

The unicorn is down there.

There's a secret opening, between those two trees.

(SNORTS)

(GASPS)

(NEIGHS)

NORI: It's all right.

This is Princess Alexa. She's a friend.

(GASPS)

(SNORTING)

(NEIGHS)

It's nice to meet you, too.

But we have to get you out of here.

(NEIGHS)

(NEIGHS)

Uh, lthink she wants you to get on.

(NEIGHS)

lthink she wants all of us.

(NEIGHS)

Whoa! (WHINNIES)

(BOTH GROANING)

(NEIGHS)

Oh. I guess it wasjust me.

(SIGHS) I really miss my wings.

ALEXA: We made it!

You're safe now. (SNORTS)

Alexa, without you, we wouldn't have made it before Malucia.

I'm glad I could help.

Can you imagine the look on Ma|ucia's face

when she finds out the unicorn's gone?

She'll be like, "How did this happen?"

And then all... "Where's my unicorn?"

(ALL LAUGHING)

MALUCIA: I know exactly where my unicorn is!

ALL: (GASP) Malucia!

That's Malucia?

MALUCIA: Hi, there!

It was so nice of your little wingless friend to lead us here.

(ALL GASP) (NEIGHS)

It seems I've already got your magic.

So, I guess I'll just be taking my unicorn.

(NEIGHS) Go! Run!

(NEIGHS)

Yeah!

(ALL GASP)

(WHINNYING)

Good unicorn! That's it.

TROG: You wouldn't bite.

Get them!

(ALL CLAMORING)

(GROANING)

Argh! Was that magic?

Alexa, hide!

(BOTH GASP)

Ah-ha! Ha!

(GASPS)

Who are you?

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

MALUCIA: Watch that unicorn!

And don't let those two go!

(GASPS)

(CHITTERING)

(GASPS)

I'm the only one who can have magic!

Argh!

(GRUNTS)

Whoa!

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS)

(LAUGHS EVILLY)

(STRAINING)

(CRIES oUT)

(EXCLAIMS)

Argh!

Hmph. |'||just have to get her magic later.

Now where were we?

(LAUGHING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

Oh! There they are!

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL GASP)

(WHINNYING)

ALL: Ta-da!

(CHUCKLES)

(SCREAMING)

(ALL CRY oUT)

Hey, you guys are having a party?

And you didn't invite me.

Now, let's have some fun!

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Hello!

(ECHOING)

Is anybody here?

(RUSTLING)

(GASPS)

Your wings. Your tail.

(BOUNCIES WHIMPERING)

(SOBBING)

ROMY: Alexa?

Maluciatook everyone's magic and the unicorns.

Oh, no.

Why did you come back?

I just...had to.

Everyone!

I know you feel helpless right now,

but I still have my magic!

(ALL GASP) She does?

(BOUNCIE SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

Ready for another magic carpet ride?

NORI: Oh, no!

The unicorns.

(ALL NEIGHING)

(MALUCIA CACKLING) (GASPS)

(WHINNYING)

(LAUGHING)

(WHINNYING)

(GIGGLING)

(NEIGHING) (RUMBLING)

Oh, no! We're too late.

(WHIMPERING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

That's it! She has all the magic.

There'll be no living with her now.

There was no living with her before.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Oh, dear.

Yee-ha!

Now let's pass out the hats and bring out my cake!

Malucia won.

She got it all. No.

Not all of it!

What can you do? Her magic is too strong now.

You never know what you can do, unless you try.

(NEIGHING)

And nowthat I have all the magic...

(CHUCKLING) Cake!

Hold on!

Where's my picture?

Your Majesty,

no cake decorator is equal to the task of drawing your portrait.

The only person who could do justice to the princess,

is the princess herself.

Well played. Mmm-hmm.

You're right! (GRUNTS)

I did it! Oh!

I can do anything now.

All I needed was enough magic!

(GRUNTS)

(MALUCIA LAUGHING) Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

(SNORING)

ALEXA: Excuse me. Oh!

Harry, wake up! Huh? What? Who goes there?

(EXCLAIMS)

Try me!

We wish to formally surrenderto the great and powerful Malucia.

BOTH: Oh!

Uh...

Of course. Right then. This way.

TROG 2: Wipe your feet.

(TROG 1 CLEARS THROAT)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Ooh... So pretty.

Hmm...

Yes, they put up quite a fight, Your Highness.

But we managed to subdue them.

(STRAINING)

Good work, guys.

Now scram!

I rememberyou two.

You put up quite a fight when I took your magic.

(SNICKERING)

But you. You're not a fairy or a mermaid.

I'm a princess.

(ALL GASP)

(SCOFFS) Right.

I'm the only princess around here.

I bet you don't even have real magic.

Sniffers!

(BOTH SNIFFING)

Wow! Wow!

I think my nose is going to explode.

Whoa!

That's the most magic I've smelled in... Ever.

Duh, Ijust tookthe magic from like... (STAMMERS)

Everybody!

And the four unicorns!

No, Your Highness.

Not you.

(INHALES DEEPLY) Her.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(GRowLING)

Uh, Sniff, tell the nice Princess

that she's still the most magical creature

in the whole kingdom, right?

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

The most magical creature.

Hmm...

You owe me big time.

Okay. Your Highness,

apparently you're not up on all the latest princess rules.

Like how no one gets to have magic in this kingdom, except me!

About that,

I'll make a deal with you.

What kind of deal?

Give everyone their magic back and I'll let you go.

(LAUGHING)

You'll let me go?

That's really funny. (CACKLING)

Isn't that funny?

(FORCED LAUGHTER) Oh, yes.

(LAUGHING) Have a seat.

(GRUNTING)

(CHUCKLING EVILLY)

All right, Princess Imposter Pants!

Let's see what you got!

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRoANING)

(BOTH GROANING)

Argh!

Impressive.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Argh!

Hey! (GRUNTS)

Oops.

(GRUNTS)

Ooh!

Candy! Oh, my! Oh, my sweet tooth!

(ALL CLAMORING)

(GASPS)

(EXCLAIMING)

(SCREAMS)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(GRowLING)

Now you did it.

You ruined my party!

(ALEXA EXCLAIMS) BOTH: Alexa!

(SCREAMING)

Huh? (LAUGHING)

(CACKLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

(CRACKING) Hmm?

(STRAINING)

(GASPS)

(GRoANING)

(GASPS)

Your Highness, I really must protest.

(GRUNTS) Quiet!

Oh!

Anyone else got something to say?

(SCREAMING)

Gotcha!

You have enough magic.

No! (BOTH GASPING)

Iwant it all!

(SCREAMS)

Who's gonna be the most magical princess, now?

(LAUGHING)

Okay, Malucia.

You want it all? Take it!

BOTH: Alexa! No!

(NEIGHING)

Well, ifyou insist.

(LAUGHING)

(CRACKING)

(SCREAMS)

(STRAINING)

(CACKLING) I've got it all!

Oh, no! (GASPS)

No!

Uh-oh.

(SCREAMING)

(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)

(GASPS)

(BOTH GASP)

(LAUGHING)

(NEIGHING)

Could this be happening?

Feels like I've got my wings

This is the sweetest thing

Look, I'm flying

This is a dream come true

Now everything's okay

My tail is back again

Hello, my long lost friend

Look at it sparkling just like diamonds.

Now, I'm myself again

Can't wait to make some waves

‘Cause I've got magic

Magic, magic

I've got magic.

Magic, magic

Oh

(NEIGHING)

(NEIGHING)

Ooh, ooh

Thank you, Your Highness.

And I can do anything

Suddenly I can be

Everything that I dream

Ican be

‘Cause I've got magic

Magic, magic

I've got magic

Magic, magic, magic, magic

I've got magic

Magic, magic

I've got magic

Magic, magic

I've got magic

(ALL CHEERING)

(NEIGHING)

Iwonderwhat happened to Malucia.

(GROANING)

(DOOR SLAMS) KING: We're home!

MALUCIA: Mommy! Daddy!

KING: Did you miss us, pudding?

QUEEN: Were you a good girl for Grodlin while we were away?

(SWEETLY) Yes.

(GRODLIN CLEARS THROAT)

Oh, Malucia,

did you try and take over the kingdom again?

No.

Malucia?

Maybe.

Well, we'll deal with that afterwe give you your present!

(GASPS)

(SING-SONG VOICE) Iwonderwhat it could be.

Don't you love surprises, pumpkin?

Give me, give me, give me.

Huh?

(SOBS)

Don't forget us.

Never.

(WATER SPLASHING)

I'm guessing you don't miss your legs.

Not one bit! (GIGGLES)

Come back and visit us?

Iwill.

(NEIGHING)

(WHINNYING)

(GIGGLING)

(WHINNYING)

BROOKHURST: Princess Alexa!

Princess Alexa!

Princess Alexa!

ALEXA: Over here, Brookhurst.

Ah, there you are, Your Highness.

Your motherthought perhaps you were still in your room reading.

Hmm, what a lovely dress.

(LAUGHS) Thank you.

Ithought I'd better alert you.

The young equestrians have gathered on the north lawn.

You may want to take another path back to the palace.

Oh.

No, Brookhurst, I'd like to see them and speak to them.

You do? I want to try.

Are you feeling well? Fever, perhaps?

(CHUCKLES) I'm fine, Brookhurst.

(CHUCKLES) Well, this way, Your Highness.

Hi. Thanks for inviting me today.

I'm going to speak to my parents about letting your club use the royal stables,

to give riding lessons to all the children of our kingdom.

(ALL CLAMORING)

(INAUDIBLE)

ALEXA: I hope I'm not interrupting?

Alexa? Of course not.

This is the Ambassador of Hilgovia and Prince Kieran.

It's very nice to meet you.

So, what do you like to do in Hilgovia?

I like to ride horses, fence...

What on earth's gotten into her?

Perhaps it's something she read.

So, how do I look? (GASPS)

(LAUGHS) Magical.

Oh, I finished your book. And?

You know exactly what I like.

(CHUCKLES)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

BROOKHURST: Ladies and gentlemen.

King Terrence, Queen Adrienne and the Princess Alexa.

(ALL APPLAUDING)

Good evening, everyone.

As is ourtradition,

we'll start the festivities with the royal waltz.

Tonight, for the first time,

I will be accompanied by my daughter, the Princess.

(ALL APPLAUDING)

(WALTZ MUSIC PLAYING)

lthink Prince Kieran would like to dance with you.

Maybe anothertime.

I'm perfectly happy dancing with you.

But, if it's okay,

there's actually another dance I'd like to do.

Come on!

What on earth?

(ALL MURMURING INDISTINCTLY)

(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

All I really want to do is be right here

And bejust who lam

Yeah, I'm finally stepping up to center stage

To lend a helping hand

Every princess needs a story

This one will be mine

‘Cause I'm in the perfect place

And now's the perfect time

What's gonna happen?

Ican't wait to see

What's gonna happen?

It's up to me

I'm gonna turn the page, prepare to be amazed

Now that I got made

Whoa

It's nothing I'd expect

What's gonna happen next?

Oh, yeah

It's nothing I'd expect

What's gonna happen next?

MALUCIA: There's nothing that's more tragic

Than a princess without magic

And so Imust take what I need from you

It may seem an imposition

But, hello, I'm on a mission

There's no one who can stop me

And there's nothing you can do

I want it all

I want it now

Don't tell me "No"!

Just tell me how

You see this crown? It means bow down

What I want is really very small

I want it all That's all

(GIGGLES)

Getting more magical every day

La-Ia-Ia-Io-Ia

I'm totally taking my breath away

(GIGGLES)

(SIGHS)

Yeah, Iknow that you're gonna feel okay,

Because it's better for me

I want it all I want it now

Don't make it small Just make it wow!

Life has its dings

Oh, thanks for the wings

But you'll still get around ‘cause you can crawl

I want it all

Can't wait till we find the unicorns

‘Cause there's so much magic inside their horns

It's gonna be like Ihave been reborn

When all the magic's mine

Mine

Mine

I want it all

I want it now

So just relax

Don't have a cow

It is my fate to be so great

For me to rise you're gonna have to fall

We mightjust leave you curled up in the ball

And my request is really very small

I want it all!

All inclusive

The whole enchilada with a cherry on top

That's all!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

ALEXA: All I really want to do is be right here

And bejust who lam

Yeah, I'm finally stepping up to center stage

To lend a helping hand

Every princess needs a story

This one will be mine

‘Cause I'm in the perfect place

And now's the perfect time

What's gonna happen?

Ican't wait to see

What's gonna happen?

It's all up to me

I'm gonna turn the page, prepare to be amazed

Now that I got it made

Whoa

It's nothing I'd expect

What's gonna happen next?

Oh, yeah

It's nothing I'd expect

What's gonna happen next?