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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 www.fmsubs.com 2 00:00:27,721 --> 00:00:30,961 Hoist anchor, Montgomery, we're setting off today... 3 00:00:31,681 --> 00:00:33,161 for new shores 4 00:00:33,561 --> 00:00:35,641 beyond the horizon. 5 00:00:36,081 --> 00:00:38,401 We'll leave everything behind. 6 00:00:38,841 --> 00:00:42,121 All the misery, all the... 7 00:00:42,801 --> 00:00:44,441 Shit! 8 00:00:44,841 --> 00:00:46,081 Damn it! 9 00:00:46,681 --> 00:00:48,241 Dirk Kowalski on set, please! 10 00:00:48,601 --> 00:00:52,241 1000 MEXICANS 11 00:00:52,481 --> 00:00:54,881 Quiet please, we're ready to shoot! 12 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,481 Where are the sweeties? 13 00:01:03,321 --> 00:01:05,361 You're on a diet! 14 00:01:07,881 --> 00:01:09,121 Hi, pal! 15 00:01:11,801 --> 00:01:14,561 I can't wear those, Jenny. I attract women. 16 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,921 Has anyone seen Dirk? 17 00:01:19,961 --> 00:01:21,001 Watch out! 18 00:01:21,721 --> 00:01:25,401 Out of my way or you'll get a chop! The karate kind, not pork! 19 00:01:25,841 --> 00:01:28,601 You could do with a few bitch slaps! 20 00:01:28,841 --> 00:01:31,801 Show a bit more respect, Boris, if you ever want to work for me. 21 00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:34,121 Dream on, Adamsky! 22 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:37,641 Move the motorhome. It's in our way. 23 00:01:37,881 --> 00:01:40,441 Aye, aye, Captain! - Great, acid drops! 24 00:01:59,961 --> 00:02:02,441 Man! What the hell's going on here? 25 00:02:03,001 --> 00:02:05,321 I can't get a moment's peace! 26 00:02:05,721 --> 00:02:08,321 All this stress here will kill me one day! 27 00:02:08,881 --> 00:02:10,481 Dirk! Relax! 28 00:02:11,681 --> 00:02:13,601 I need your autograph. 29 00:02:13,841 --> 00:02:16,401 My buddy's a huge fan of yours. 30 00:02:18,281 --> 00:02:21,041 You see, Lukas, for me they always come first: 31 00:02:21,281 --> 00:02:24,241 the little sheep who diligently work here 32 00:02:24,601 --> 00:02:27,201 and occasionally squeeze out a few droppings. 33 00:02:27,761 --> 00:02:31,361 Do you understand? I'm not a wolf. I'm a kind of sheepdog. 34 00:02:31,601 --> 00:02:34,361 I protect the herd. I keep them together. 35 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,201 Thierry, what are you talking about? 36 00:02:37,601 --> 00:02:40,681 I thought I'd start with a snappy metaphor, 37 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:42,961 but let's get down to brass tacks. 38 00:02:44,441 --> 00:02:46,281 When we're finished, 39 00:02:46,801 --> 00:02:50,361 I'm making you Senior Creative Art Director. 40 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:53,161 You'll be boss! How about that? 41 00:02:59,561 --> 00:03:01,561 Wow! That's really... 42 00:03:03,201 --> 00:03:05,921 You're as useful as a shit-flavored lollipop. 43 00:03:06,761 --> 00:03:11,161 Sorry, Wolfgang, the van was in my blind spot... We'll come to that later. 44 00:03:11,521 --> 00:03:14,281 You can't just go and ask Dirk Kowalski 45 00:03:14,641 --> 00:03:15,801 for his autograph. 46 00:03:16,121 --> 00:03:19,841 Stalkers with homemade fan buttons do that, but not team members. 47 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:23,361 We can't find Dirk and we're ready to shoot. 48 00:03:24,361 --> 00:03:27,041 Then do the reverse shots first. 49 00:03:27,401 --> 00:03:30,721 And hire a five-star motorhome for Dirk. That'll relax him. 50 00:03:31,081 --> 00:03:32,241 You got it! 51 00:03:32,481 --> 00:03:34,281 "You got it!" 52 00:03:34,521 --> 00:03:36,481 It's your fault, dickwad! 53 00:03:36,761 --> 00:03:38,601 Get your stuff and go! 54 00:03:43,401 --> 00:03:44,401 Know what? 55 00:03:44,721 --> 00:03:46,081 This was worth it. 56 00:03:46,321 --> 00:03:48,961 Your firm's as lousy as your broken executive chair! 57 00:03:49,721 --> 00:03:51,601 Anyway, you can't fire me. - Yeah? 58 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:54,401 "Yeah?". I quit! 59 00:03:54,641 --> 00:03:57,321 Great! I don't have to give you severance pay. 60 00:03:57,561 --> 00:03:59,841 Huh? - I'll give you a nice reference. 61 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:03,761 If you don't get the 8,000 euros you owe me for the van 62 00:04:04,001 --> 00:04:06,761 and put it on my desk by next week, 63 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:11,561 I'll see to it that you never work in the film industry again. 64 00:04:12,881 --> 00:04:14,201 8,000 euros? 65 00:04:15,801 --> 00:04:18,281 I didn't mean to... - Get out! 66 00:04:29,201 --> 00:04:31,361 I'd like you to imagine this: 67 00:04:31,601 --> 00:04:34,241 you're sitting with your dream woman 68 00:04:35,361 --> 00:04:37,601 in a beautiful field of flowers. 69 00:04:38,281 --> 00:04:41,041 The last rays of sunlight are turning the sky 70 00:04:42,321 --> 00:04:44,641 into bronze-colored honey. 71 00:04:45,481 --> 00:04:47,921 Bronze-colored honey? - Yes. 72 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:50,521 What's wrong with it? - Sounds shit. 73 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,881 Golden honey sounds better. 74 00:04:57,361 --> 00:04:59,081 I've been thinking. 75 00:04:59,321 --> 00:05:01,641 Let's start our own production firm, 76 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:05,601 like we were going to. "Mad Eagle" was just the beginning, dude! 77 00:05:05,841 --> 00:05:09,401 Not that again. - Why the Jean Claude Van Damme not? 78 00:05:09,641 --> 00:05:13,161 The important thing is: you deal with the creative shit and I... 79 00:05:13,641 --> 00:05:15,081 do everything else. 80 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:17,641 Including the casting couch again. 81 00:05:18,121 --> 00:05:20,801 You didn't raise one cent, Mr. Producer. 82 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:24,481 I was on the verge of securing a major deal! 83 00:05:25,921 --> 00:05:29,841 If you hadn't started at the agency, we'd be raking it in now. 84 00:05:30,681 --> 00:05:32,601 Oh, they've fired you. 85 00:05:33,321 --> 00:05:35,521 That's why you're going on about that again. 86 00:05:36,561 --> 00:05:39,121 Plus, you've bought alcohol-free beer. 87 00:05:47,801 --> 00:05:50,481 Then let's go for a real afterwork drink. 88 00:05:50,721 --> 00:05:53,921 No way! I've got to be fit for work tomorrow. 89 00:05:54,641 --> 00:05:56,321 I'm in shock from being fired. 90 00:05:56,561 --> 00:05:58,881 I bought alcohol-free beer. 91 00:06:03,401 --> 00:06:05,601 One shot, here at home! 92 00:06:11,521 --> 00:06:14,721 Grandpa, gimme another! Please! 93 00:06:15,201 --> 00:06:18,801 You and your pal should go home. You've had enough. 94 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:21,321 I decide when I've had enough. 95 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,361 Yeah, but not here. 96 00:06:23,601 --> 00:06:26,641 My joint, my rules. - But he's asleep, too. 97 00:06:28,641 --> 00:06:31,241 That's Rainer the Eel: furniture. Scram! 98 00:06:32,921 --> 00:06:34,721 And if I don't? 99 00:06:35,841 --> 00:06:38,401 I'll teach you to fly without wings. 100 00:06:49,561 --> 00:06:52,961 Another tray of Mexicans, please. - There's none left. 101 00:06:53,401 --> 00:06:55,521 But for you, I'll mix some more. 102 00:07:38,921 --> 00:07:40,801 A beer and a Mexican, Earl. 103 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,801 Hey, you lovely ladies! 104 00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:46,201 Objection! - Sustained! - Hi, Martin. 105 00:07:46,561 --> 00:07:48,681 Dude! - Everything OK? 106 00:07:48,921 --> 00:07:52,281 You scared the hell out of me. - So how's it going? 107 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:54,561 Yeah... - Yeah? 108 00:07:54,961 --> 00:07:56,321 It's going... 109 00:07:57,121 --> 00:07:58,761 down the pan. 110 00:07:59,401 --> 00:08:02,481 Mila's dreamed of this wedding since she was about 12. 111 00:08:03,241 --> 00:08:06,241 It has to be perfect. There's so much to remember. 112 00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:10,681 The right priest, a de-escalation-oriented seating plan. 113 00:08:11,721 --> 00:08:15,561 One of Mila's aunts only eats stuff that falls from trees. 114 00:08:16,161 --> 00:08:19,801 Does that mean I have to throw the suckling pig from a tree? 115 00:08:21,961 --> 00:08:23,281 I can do the discofox. 116 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:26,481 It's one of seven dances I have to learn by Sunday. 117 00:08:26,721 --> 00:08:28,441 Shit, you're totally fucked. 118 00:08:29,561 --> 00:08:32,361 I love Mila. You know that, don't you? 119 00:08:33,521 --> 00:08:34,881 Sure. Why? 120 00:08:35,961 --> 00:08:38,281 I've screwed up. - What did you do? 121 00:08:38,841 --> 00:08:42,361 The movie team backed out. It was the only thing I had to organize. 122 00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:46,961 We wanted to have the whole wedding filmed by professionals. 123 00:08:49,041 --> 00:08:52,161 How about another drink for you ladies? 124 00:08:53,481 --> 00:08:56,761 You guys made that "Mad Eagle" film. - Yeah. 125 00:08:57,481 --> 00:08:59,281 Couldn't you film our wedding? 126 00:08:59,641 --> 00:09:01,641 You're wedding filmmakers? 127 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:04,161 How romantic is that? 128 00:09:04,561 --> 00:09:06,441 Yeah, that's right. 129 00:09:06,961 --> 00:09:09,121 I was just about to tell you. 130 00:09:09,361 --> 00:09:11,721 Wedding film makers are in demand. 131 00:09:12,481 --> 00:09:17,121 Right. It's peak season, all the teams are booked. I'd pay you. 132 00:09:23,881 --> 00:09:24,881 We'll do it. 133 00:09:25,201 --> 00:09:27,201 We can't let a friend down. 134 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:28,881 Can we, Lukas? 135 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:31,241 We'll do it: the whole enchilada. 136 00:09:31,721 --> 00:09:33,721 From wedding vows to wedding night. 137 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,361 The wedding night? 138 00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:39,001 You mean it? You really mean it? 139 00:09:39,641 --> 00:09:41,121 I won't forget this! 140 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,041 Another round of Mexicans, ladies? 141 00:09:47,441 --> 00:09:49,481 Wow, awesome! 1,000 Mexicans! 142 00:09:51,121 --> 00:09:53,321 Mexicans all round! 143 00:10:02,321 --> 00:10:05,441 Another tray! That was just the beginning! 144 00:10:47,921 --> 00:10:48,921 Secure. 145 00:10:56,521 --> 00:10:58,761 Fuck me sideways! Fromsbert. 146 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,921 That was a long time ago, Adam. My name's Rocko now. 147 00:11:04,281 --> 00:11:06,881 Yeah, right. Fromsbert, Martin's brother. 148 00:11:07,281 --> 00:11:08,881 What happened to you? 149 00:11:09,121 --> 00:11:11,881 He was such a skinny little shit! 150 00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:15,801 I work as a government bodyguard in high-risk areas: 151 00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:18,361 Afghanistan, Libya, Iraq. 152 00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:22,721 That's a souvenir from Yemen. 153 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:28,041 Today at 03:00 Bravo time you made a promise to my brother Martin. Sit. 154 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,641 Sit. 155 00:11:34,801 --> 00:11:37,961 The top brass have asked me to be best man. 156 00:11:38,401 --> 00:11:42,561 So I'm responsible for the accompanying areas of responsibility. One of which... 157 00:11:43,761 --> 00:11:45,641 is the wedding movie. 158 00:11:46,161 --> 00:11:48,241 It was just a ploy. - Really? 159 00:11:48,801 --> 00:11:51,241 What did you think? - I meant it, Rocky. 160 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:54,481 You shook on it, so I'd say it's legally binding. 161 00:11:54,721 --> 00:12:00,321 And as Martin's been getting you two out of legal scrapes for years, you owe it to him. 162 00:12:00,961 --> 00:12:04,521 Martin's relying on you and he's posted it already. 163 00:12:05,401 --> 00:12:09,641 In my profession, we call this the "point of no return." 164 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,961 I've got to go to work. 165 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:24,881 I worked for three days on what I'm about to show you. You'd better stay and watch. 166 00:12:28,841 --> 00:12:32,521 Briefing: Martin is getting married on Sunday at 10:00 Bravo time. 167 00:12:33,121 --> 00:12:36,761 To get everyone in the right mood, your film will be shown beforehand. 168 00:12:37,001 --> 00:12:42,201 You'll find all the relevant info, such as timing and coordinates, in this handout. 169 00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:49,361 Wow, our first commissioned film, Lukas. 170 00:12:50,081 --> 00:12:52,361 By the way: cool presentation, Rocky. 171 00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:54,281 Thanks. Fridge? 172 00:12:58,201 --> 00:13:03,201 If this operation fails, I'll be wearing the brown helmet, so it's not an option. 173 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:06,041 Low-fat. 174 00:13:06,401 --> 00:13:07,761 Perfect. 175 00:13:08,761 --> 00:13:10,601 The whole works, huh? 176 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:12,201 Well... 177 00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:13,721 Have fun. 178 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:30,401 I'd like you to imagine this: 179 00:13:31,881 --> 00:13:35,361 you're sitting with a woman in a lovely field of flowers. 180 00:13:37,201 --> 00:13:39,961 You look deep into each other's eyes. 181 00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:45,321 The last suns contaminate the sky with bronze-colored... 182 00:13:45,681 --> 00:13:47,041 With golden honey. 183 00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:53,201 Busy as ever. Very authentic. I like! 184 00:13:53,841 --> 00:13:55,521 Can I steal you for a sec? 185 00:13:55,881 --> 00:13:58,201 We're right in the middle. - No problem. 186 00:13:58,561 --> 00:14:01,201 Maurice is totally in the picture. 187 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,001 Come on. 188 00:14:06,361 --> 00:14:07,481 Hi. 189 00:14:09,321 --> 00:14:11,321 What was that all about? 190 00:14:13,481 --> 00:14:16,921 A truly excellent Cohiba, Thierry. - You said it. 191 00:14:19,561 --> 00:14:23,001 We know each other from the sauna. - It's a small world. 192 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,641 By the way. 193 00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:26,961 Rocko has kindly drawn my attention 194 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:30,041 to the immense emotional pressure you're under. 195 00:14:30,401 --> 00:14:33,361 And I have to admit, it hadn't escaped me. 196 00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:37,601 You're pale, you're shaking and the dog doesn't like you. 197 00:14:38,281 --> 00:14:40,864 We think a short vacation would do you good. 198 00:14:40,889 --> 00:14:43,585 After all, you'll soon be a sheepdog, like me. 199 00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:47,321 I can't use an emotional wreck. - But the Schätzing campaign was my idea. 200 00:14:48,241 --> 00:14:51,841 The layout for the photo shoot, the website: all mine. 201 00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:56,161 Maurice will take over. He's learned from the best: you. 202 00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:59,481 His name is Moritz. He isn't Maurice. 203 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,961 Am I off the campaign now? - Listen. 204 00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:07,481 When one door closes, another one opens somewhere else. 205 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,681 Anyway, you're lucky to have a friend like Rocko. 206 00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:13,361 They're few and far between. 207 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,961 What a cute little fellow. - Isn't he just? 208 00:15:22,201 --> 00:15:23,521 Shit! 209 00:15:35,921 --> 00:15:37,841 That's sweet of you. Are they for me? 210 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,721 Thanks to you and Rocko they laid me off. Know what that means? 211 00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:45,121 That we can help our frantic friend Martin. 212 00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:49,201 I can't do it without you, Lukas. 213 00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:51,681 I have something for you. 214 00:15:55,681 --> 00:15:57,401 Dirk Kowalski's autograph. 215 00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:01,521 That's it? 216 00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:05,201 You pester me for weeks and now you're not pleased? 217 00:16:06,961 --> 00:16:09,321 What's he like in person? - Totally cool. 218 00:16:10,361 --> 00:16:14,681 Where'd you get the wheels? - The guy from the motorhome hire owed me. 219 00:16:15,281 --> 00:16:17,641 Come on, I want to show you something. 220 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:27,241 Air conditioning, hands-free speakerphone, DVB-T tuner, 221 00:16:27,481 --> 00:16:30,601 kitchen, toilet, shower, and a fully equipped 222 00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:33,321 editing studio... Shit! 223 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,961 This is our new production van. 224 00:16:37,841 --> 00:16:41,081 That's your cell. I've connected it to the speakerphone. 225 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:48,081 Oh, my head! Martin speaking. I just wanted to say I can't come today. 226 00:16:48,321 --> 00:16:50,921 Hopefully I'll be fit again for the wedding in four days. 227 00:16:51,161 --> 00:16:54,561 I don't want Mila to leave me standing at the altar like her ex. 228 00:16:54,801 --> 00:16:58,161 I'm counting on you guys. - Relax, everything's under control. 229 00:16:58,561 --> 00:17:02,201 We're interviewing the parents in 30 minutes. Over and out. Right. 230 00:17:02,441 --> 00:17:05,721 OK, I'll drive. - Fine. I'll do our homework. 231 00:17:10,081 --> 00:17:12,481 I've made us a really awesome mix tape. 232 00:17:56,921 --> 00:17:59,041 Welcome to wedding hell! 233 00:17:59,281 --> 00:18:02,041 And the devil wears Pr... - Protection vests. 234 00:18:02,401 --> 00:18:04,321 Put these in the boathouse. 235 00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:07,481 Martin isn't coming: he's sick in bed. 236 00:18:08,081 --> 00:18:12,521 He can't take his drink anymore. You should let him off the leash more often. 237 00:18:12,881 --> 00:18:14,281 He's a free agent. 238 00:18:14,521 --> 00:18:17,321 At least on Mondays, that's girls' night. - Lucky guy! 239 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:20,521 Come on, we'll do the interviews in the lounge. 240 00:18:20,881 --> 00:18:23,641 It's the only free space here at Knackstedt Castle. 241 00:18:24,281 --> 00:18:27,041 Just one thing... - Who do I hear there? 242 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,881 For God's sake... 243 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:38,481 Good to see that the ravages of time are getting to you guys as well. 244 00:18:39,321 --> 00:18:41,481 We're trying to age gracefully, like you. 245 00:18:42,161 --> 00:18:43,761 Heinz-Dieter Knackstedt! 246 00:18:44,361 --> 00:18:46,681 You're looking good! What's the secret? 247 00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:51,481 Since I retired, I've found some new hobbies: golf, fishing, personal Pilates. 248 00:18:52,961 --> 00:18:54,601 And a few old ones. 249 00:18:57,081 --> 00:19:01,201 But not a word to Ingeborg. OK, let's get down to business. 250 00:19:03,081 --> 00:19:04,641 Creation, production... 251 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,921 You get the other half when the movie's finished. OK. 252 00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:12,321 OK, time for a sherry. 253 00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:16,681 The film team is the best in the region. 254 00:19:17,321 --> 00:19:18,601 Here they are! 255 00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:21,681 Come in, guys. 256 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,041 Hi, Lukas. 257 00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:27,401 Hi there, y'all! We're the team from... 258 00:19:27,641 --> 00:19:29,841 French Fried Fur Films Ltd. Inc., 259 00:19:30,241 --> 00:19:34,201 your cinematic service from wedding vows to wedding night. 260 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,961 My esteemed colleague Lukas is a master cinematographer. 261 00:19:38,681 --> 00:19:41,561 And I'm Adam, the go-to guy if good's not enough 262 00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:44,961 and you want excellent... - Tone it down. 263 00:19:45,321 --> 00:19:49,281 Lukas. Bückstedt, pleased to meet you. My wife Dietlinde. 264 00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:51,921 Bückstedt and Knackstedt, 265 00:19:52,721 --> 00:19:54,761 the perfect match, huh? 266 00:19:58,081 --> 00:19:59,881 Are you famous? 267 00:20:00,401 --> 00:20:03,081 I could swear I've seen you before. 268 00:20:04,481 --> 00:20:07,601 I've run the Wild Mouse rollercoaster in Hamburg for 35 years. 269 00:20:08,481 --> 00:20:11,601 And I'm eight-time champion on the high striker. 270 00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:13,641 The rollercoaster man! 271 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:14,881 Please! 272 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:18,281 Do it just once. I'm a great admirer of your art. 273 00:20:18,721 --> 00:20:21,081 Dad... - Please! Just once! 274 00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:25,961 Step right up, folks! 275 00:20:26,321 --> 00:20:29,601 Climb aboard for a ride that'll knock your socks off! 276 00:20:29,841 --> 00:20:31,641 Here we go now! 277 00:20:33,681 --> 00:20:36,321 Thaaaaaat's right! 278 00:20:36,561 --> 00:20:40,521 Can you take any more, folks? The worst is yet to come! 279 00:20:44,081 --> 00:20:47,561 If you want to win, win, win, go next door, you wimps! 280 00:20:47,801 --> 00:20:51,841 This here is the Wiiiiiiiiiild Mouse! 281 00:20:52,201 --> 00:20:55,241 Step right up, folks! Don't be shy now! 282 00:20:55,601 --> 00:20:59,481 Scratch your balls, stroke your pussies, buy a ticket, don't be wussies! 283 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:03,961 Huge tits, wet piss flaps, you'll end up puking on your laps! 284 00:21:12,241 --> 00:21:15,561 Ingeborg, stop making such a fuss! 285 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,961 Unbelievable! 286 00:21:19,961 --> 00:21:23,201 Oh, Ingeborg! - And you can cut that out! 287 00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:28,641 We're ready. - I can't do it, Lukas! 288 00:21:29,561 --> 00:21:33,601 The fact that those carnies are marrying into our family is driving me crazy. 289 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:38,161 I wish I could say something brilliant, but I don't know them any better than you. 290 00:21:38,961 --> 00:21:42,281 But I know Mila, and I know that Martin loves her. 291 00:21:42,841 --> 00:21:45,201 His other girlfriends were a weird bunch. 292 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:49,441 Mary, Peggy, Nicki and Beate. 293 00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:51,441 Mary was the cop with great... 294 00:21:51,921 --> 00:21:55,321 With... Did breathalyzer tests in a sexy cop uniform. 295 00:21:55,561 --> 00:21:57,681 You didn't like any of them. Rightly so. 296 00:21:58,481 --> 00:22:01,801 Peggy thought sparrows were baby pigeons. 297 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:06,321 And Nicki almost starved to death trying to count the steps on an escalator. 298 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,801 Nicki was a gas! 299 00:22:11,281 --> 00:22:12,641 Mila's different. 300 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:17,041 And if someone manages to raise such a sweet, loveable person, 301 00:22:17,281 --> 00:22:19,761 then they can't be so bad. 302 00:22:20,641 --> 00:22:22,401 Go on, give her a chance. 303 00:22:26,161 --> 00:22:29,121 And that's for not being born 30 years sooner. 304 00:22:35,481 --> 00:22:36,681 Women... 305 00:22:49,281 --> 00:22:51,041 And action! 306 00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:53,441 Heinz-Dieter... 307 00:22:53,721 --> 00:22:56,721 What do you think about your new family member? 308 00:22:57,121 --> 00:23:00,161 Well, I always wanted a daughter, 309 00:23:00,521 --> 00:23:03,161 and Mila is terrific. 310 00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:07,521 Our Martin is such a sweet-natured person. Believe me. 311 00:23:07,961 --> 00:23:12,641 Safety: we don't always spell it right, but it's a big priority for us. 312 00:23:14,921 --> 00:23:18,681 Mila and her Bertram always put it first. - Bertram? 313 00:23:19,281 --> 00:23:21,481 Yes, Bertram. Good old Bertram. 314 00:23:25,401 --> 00:23:27,641 Quantity isn't as important as... 315 00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:30,601 the framework. Just like on a rollercoaster. 316 00:23:31,401 --> 00:23:35,161 If the nuts and bolts are secure, the structure will stand for a lifetime. 317 00:23:35,401 --> 00:23:39,641 It doesn't matter if you have a drooping plank now and then. 318 00:23:47,721 --> 00:23:49,401 Dietlinde? 319 00:23:50,361 --> 00:23:52,561 Go ahead. - She's mute. 320 00:23:53,161 --> 00:23:54,801 That's all we need. 321 00:23:56,921 --> 00:23:59,161 Then we don't need any sound. 322 00:24:02,481 --> 00:24:06,121 I've got to go to my dance class. If there's a problem, call me. 323 00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:07,521 Sure. 324 00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:10,801 Now for the final question. 325 00:24:12,801 --> 00:24:14,121 Mr. Bückstedt... 326 00:24:14,361 --> 00:24:16,681 Or may I call you Willi? - Sure. 327 00:24:17,401 --> 00:24:20,601 Was that the question? - No. Willi... 328 00:24:21,401 --> 00:24:24,001 What advice would you give to your daughter, 329 00:24:24,241 --> 00:24:26,601 the future Mila Knackstedt? 330 00:24:27,641 --> 00:24:30,681 You mean the future Mila Bückstedt. 331 00:24:32,281 --> 00:24:34,761 They intend to bear the proud name of Bückstedt. 332 00:24:35,361 --> 00:24:36,601 I'm sorry? 333 00:24:36,841 --> 00:24:38,961 What? You didn't know? 334 00:24:39,441 --> 00:24:41,721 It must be a misunderstanding. 335 00:24:41,961 --> 00:24:45,601 My son would never agree to being called Bückeburg. Bückstedt. 336 00:24:45,961 --> 00:24:49,481 The name would die out otherwise. Mila is our only child. 337 00:24:50,441 --> 00:24:51,681 That's the limit! 338 00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:55,041 Martin would never take the name of gypsies. 339 00:24:55,281 --> 00:24:58,321 Bückstedt: the very sound of it! - Bückstedt. 340 00:24:59,121 --> 00:25:02,441 Let's all calm down. Would anyone like a... 341 00:25:03,441 --> 00:25:05,321 sherry? - That's enough. 342 00:25:05,961 --> 00:25:08,521 I've never had this in 35 years at the carnival. 343 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,321 We have a name for people like you. 344 00:25:11,921 --> 00:25:13,201 Carnival cunt. 345 00:25:13,841 --> 00:25:14,841 What? 346 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,841 What did you say to my wife? 347 00:25:18,201 --> 00:25:19,561 Carnival cunt! 348 00:25:20,241 --> 00:25:22,401 They're women who... - I know what it means. 349 00:25:22,761 --> 00:25:25,161 Take that back or I'll get violent. 350 00:25:26,321 --> 00:25:27,521 You'? 351 00:25:27,761 --> 00:25:31,361 You wouldn't reach the limp-dick mark on the high striker! 352 00:25:37,961 --> 00:25:39,841 Shit! The camera! 353 00:25:43,641 --> 00:25:46,001 Give me covering fire! - What? 354 00:25:47,281 --> 00:25:48,721 What with? 355 00:26:01,121 --> 00:26:02,281 Shit... 356 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,721 8,000 EUROS!!! YOU SHIT STICK! 357 00:26:07,281 --> 00:26:10,561 Did you know there were edible menu cards? 358 00:26:11,921 --> 00:26:14,601 I was hit on the head with a fire extinguisher today. Yeah. 359 00:26:14,961 --> 00:26:18,841 And I didn't abandon you. It's your fault I'm making this stupid film. 360 00:26:19,081 --> 00:26:22,041 While "Maurice" saws away at my chair at the agency. 361 00:26:26,441 --> 00:26:29,441 Relax, Lukas. It's turned out great. 362 00:26:35,801 --> 00:26:38,241 Enjoying your beer? - Where did you come from? 363 00:26:38,641 --> 00:26:41,201 Where I come from you'd be hung upside down... 364 00:26:41,561 --> 00:26:44,961 Where I come from, dunderhead, you order a drink first 365 00:26:45,201 --> 00:26:47,481 and don't take up other people's space. 366 00:26:53,601 --> 00:26:54,841 Water. 367 00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:56,841 Without gas. 368 00:26:57,961 --> 00:26:59,281 Easy-peas)'- 369 00:27:07,681 --> 00:27:10,121 Ingeborg needed eight stitches in her eyebrow. 370 00:27:10,641 --> 00:27:12,681 And Willi's got a sherry glass in his thigh. 371 00:27:12,921 --> 00:27:17,321 You should've known that your morn doesn't like Martin's new in-laws. 372 00:27:17,681 --> 00:27:20,921 Rocky, without Lukas we wouldn't even have an interview. 373 00:27:21,281 --> 00:27:23,201 So I should be grateful, huh? 374 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,721 You wussies should've mediated. 375 00:27:25,961 --> 00:27:29,121 It took me half the afternoon to get things halfway under control. 376 00:27:29,361 --> 00:27:32,241 Afghanistan in 2013 was a cinch in comparison. 377 00:27:32,681 --> 00:27:34,441 Get your act together. 378 00:27:34,681 --> 00:27:36,921 Or else we'll have a Code Red. 379 00:27:37,441 --> 00:27:38,841 Exit? 380 00:27:42,441 --> 00:27:43,441 Shit! 381 00:27:44,201 --> 00:27:47,801 Well pick the dingle berries from my ass! He didn't pay! 382 00:27:48,641 --> 00:27:50,001 It's OK, Earl. 383 00:27:50,801 --> 00:27:53,321 Put it on our tab. - All right. 384 00:28:01,641 --> 00:28:03,121 Hey, you. - Yeah? 385 00:28:06,801 --> 00:28:08,881 I can see your dick. - What? 386 00:28:10,401 --> 00:28:12,961 And two beers for the gals, please. 387 00:28:13,601 --> 00:28:16,281 What was that? Earl, a tray of Mexicans. 388 00:28:16,881 --> 00:28:19,961 And don't let me down, dude. We're partners now. 389 00:28:24,561 --> 00:28:27,441 Hey, you lovely ladies. Ever had a Mexican? 390 00:28:52,281 --> 00:28:53,481 Stop m. 391 00:28:54,161 --> 00:28:55,801 Cut it out! 392 00:28:59,801 --> 00:29:01,841 What was the address again? 393 00:29:02,361 --> 00:29:04,841 No idea. Where's your handout? 394 00:29:13,481 --> 00:29:17,681 "One day in the life of the bride. Meeting point: Seaview Restaurant." 395 00:29:19,921 --> 00:29:21,641 "We also ask Adam 396 00:29:22,201 --> 00:29:25,721 to look after the many sexually frustrated bridesmaids, 397 00:29:27,401 --> 00:29:30,601 who need a producer." - No chance, like yesterday. 398 00:29:31,721 --> 00:29:34,041 What? You've no idea. 399 00:29:34,281 --> 00:29:36,281 "No chance," he says. 400 00:29:39,161 --> 00:29:42,321 You mean "no chance" like this, dude? 401 00:29:44,601 --> 00:29:47,281 Dude! What happened? 402 00:29:47,721 --> 00:29:51,401 To be honest, I've no idea. Those fucking Mexicans! 403 00:29:51,641 --> 00:29:53,961 So hold your fire today. - Or else? 404 00:29:54,521 --> 00:29:56,761 I'll publically distance myself from you. 405 00:29:57,121 --> 00:29:59,201 That means more for Daddy! 406 00:30:11,641 --> 00:30:13,361 Adam? - Eileen. 407 00:30:16,361 --> 00:30:18,081 You know each other? 408 00:30:18,761 --> 00:30:21,001 Those are the guys with the Mexicans. 409 00:30:27,081 --> 00:30:29,441 So you really do film weddings. 410 00:30:44,321 --> 00:30:46,561 You two haven't changed a bit. 411 00:30:47,881 --> 00:30:51,201 All you care about is who can lay the most women. 412 00:30:51,441 --> 00:30:54,001 I don't know why Martin still hangs out with you. 413 00:30:54,241 --> 00:30:59,041 We're sorry. We didn't know the girls were your bridesmaids. Honestly. 414 00:30:59,401 --> 00:31:01,321 Today was important to me. 415 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:04,601 Now two of my bridesmaids can't sit upright because of you. 416 00:31:04,841 --> 00:31:08,801 The third one had to sleep next to the john. I think she means Kathrin. 417 00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:13,561 Getting the fitting for the wedding dress and the stylist on one day was so hard. 418 00:31:14,161 --> 00:31:17,481 The Wedding's in three days and I don't even have the right shoes. 419 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:20,361 Swell, what you've gone and done. 420 00:31:22,921 --> 00:31:24,441 That's all we need. 421 00:31:27,161 --> 00:31:28,881 They look wonderful. 422 00:31:29,601 --> 00:31:33,841 What? A fishtail dress is the worst thing for a bride's figure. 423 00:31:34,681 --> 00:31:36,281 Her stylist must be blind. 424 00:31:36,641 --> 00:31:40,641 An empire waist dress, an asymmetrical low-cut neckline 425 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:44,041 and a mint green veil. That's how I would've done it. 426 00:31:46,521 --> 00:31:48,561 What? It's totally obvious. 427 00:32:47,401 --> 00:32:49,441 That one looks good. 428 00:32:50,681 --> 00:32:52,521 That's enough. 429 00:32:53,041 --> 00:32:54,841 Do you have ginger beer? 430 00:32:55,361 --> 00:32:56,521 Preferably... 431 00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:01,401 OK, that'll do as well. And now a little ice, 432 00:33:01,761 --> 00:33:05,761 some lime juice, a mint leaf and a fresh slice of cucumber. 433 00:33:15,721 --> 00:33:17,521 We're out of limes. 434 00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:20,321 The first Moscow Mule to be mixed at Earl's. 435 00:33:20,681 --> 00:33:22,601 And the last. - Cheers. 436 00:33:23,081 --> 00:33:24,881 Thanks for the tip about the mid-heels. 437 00:33:25,241 --> 00:33:28,481 In pumps you'd never have got through the first dance. 438 00:33:29,121 --> 00:33:31,921 Here's to a great style advisor! You should change jobs. 439 00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:34,201 And abandon Lukas? No way. 440 00:33:36,761 --> 00:33:39,161 What a relief! Cheers! 441 00:33:39,881 --> 00:33:41,601 What are you drinking? - Moscow Mule. 442 00:33:43,081 --> 00:33:44,761 Partners? 443 00:33:49,281 --> 00:33:50,401 It's delicious. 444 00:33:51,481 --> 00:33:55,441 Thanks for subbing for the girls. - Yeah, but don't spread it around. 445 00:33:55,681 --> 00:33:57,921 It could ruin our reputation. 446 00:33:58,521 --> 00:34:03,081 How many are coming to our premiere? - 150. But Martin's grandpa won't be there. 447 00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:05,441 What? No Grandpa Knackstedt? 448 00:34:05,801 --> 00:34:08,841 He's grounded for rioting in the old folks' home again. 449 00:34:09,401 --> 00:34:11,041 Martin's really sad about it. 450 00:34:15,161 --> 00:34:16,161 We're sorry. 451 00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:19,801 But you're hair looks sensational, honestly. 452 00:34:22,001 --> 00:34:23,841 Handsome man? - Lovely lady? 453 00:34:24,481 --> 00:34:29,121 Why don't you come with us and we can carry on where we left off. 454 00:34:29,481 --> 00:34:32,281 I'd love to, but I've stuff to do at the office. 455 00:34:32,521 --> 00:34:35,761 I'm the producer and I have to take care of everything. 456 00:34:37,961 --> 00:34:41,041 OK, sweetheart. Maybe next time, huh? 457 00:34:47,761 --> 00:34:49,761 Next time definitely. 458 00:34:54,241 --> 00:34:56,241 What's wrong with you, sweetheart? 459 00:34:56,521 --> 00:34:59,001 That was a complimentary ticket. 460 00:34:59,921 --> 00:35:03,641 Cut it out! - I never thought I'd see the day. 461 00:35:07,321 --> 00:35:09,161 Lukas! Lukas, look! 462 00:35:09,881 --> 00:35:12,161 We could use an electric callus remover, huh? 463 00:35:14,641 --> 00:35:16,721 It's complete and utter junk. 464 00:35:17,761 --> 00:35:19,561 What were you thinking? 465 00:35:20,041 --> 00:35:23,801 On the handout it says: "Day with bridesmaids." Where are they? 466 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:25,921 If you screw up, I'll get the blame 467 00:35:26,161 --> 00:35:29,161 and I can't disappoint Morn and Dad again! 468 00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:33,041 The bridesmaids were sick. 469 00:35:33,281 --> 00:35:37,361 We sacrificed ourselves for Mila. My colleague found the right shoes for her. 470 00:35:40,481 --> 00:35:42,521 Fine. I'll come with you tomorrow. 471 00:35:42,761 --> 00:35:46,801 We're re-enacting the marriage proposal and nothing must go wrong. 472 00:35:47,441 --> 00:35:49,641 This film has top priority. 473 00:35:50,201 --> 00:35:54,521 Departure time: tomorrow, 06:00 Zulu... Alpha... Bravo... 474 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:58,281 Tomorrow at six. Time for dinner now... 475 00:35:59,921 --> 00:36:01,481 $was m. 476 00:36:16,481 --> 00:36:18,321 Are you all right? 477 00:36:18,601 --> 00:36:21,601 You called me your "colleague." - What? 478 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:25,481 "My colleague found the right shoes for Mila." 479 00:36:25,721 --> 00:36:28,401 We're a good team, you must admit. 480 00:36:29,681 --> 00:36:31,281 That's blatantly obvious. 481 00:36:44,081 --> 00:36:46,721 So how was the spag bol? 482 00:36:49,721 --> 00:36:51,241 Salty. 483 00:36:51,481 --> 00:36:54,721 Did Martin tell you what happened when he actually proposed? 484 00:36:54,961 --> 00:36:58,041 No. He was kind of embarrassed about it. 485 00:36:59,481 --> 00:37:03,721 He got down on one knee to Mila and broke his kneecap. 486 00:37:05,401 --> 00:37:08,681 So what's the plan, guys? - We... - I have it! 487 00:37:08,921 --> 00:37:11,441 Mila, investigative journalist, 488 00:37:11,681 --> 00:37:15,521 falls into the hands of rebels abroad and is tortured and fuck... 489 00:37:15,761 --> 00:37:18,681 Martin, elite special forces soldier, 490 00:37:19,401 --> 00:37:21,601 knows that negotiating is useless. 491 00:37:21,961 --> 00:37:26,521 He and his men attack the rebel camp and he rescues Mila from a blazing house. 492 00:37:28,161 --> 00:37:32,281 In an Airwolf, they fly under the radar into the sunset. 493 00:37:32,761 --> 00:37:36,561 Aboard the world's most lethal helicopter, he proposes to her. 494 00:37:37,161 --> 00:37:40,001 That's totally awesome. - Yeah... 495 00:37:40,681 --> 00:37:42,201 It's pretty close. 496 00:37:47,361 --> 00:37:49,521 You cannot be serious. 497 00:37:57,681 --> 00:37:59,361 Guys, how cool is that? 498 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:03,841 I thought I was supposed to rescue Mila from a blazing house. 499 00:38:05,441 --> 00:38:07,041 This is terrific! 500 00:38:13,601 --> 00:38:16,321 Where were you yesterday? We missed you. 501 00:38:16,561 --> 00:38:17,761 Smoothie? 502 00:38:19,561 --> 00:38:24,081 Pity. We could've used a judge for our wet T-shirt contest. 503 00:38:32,681 --> 00:38:34,721 Know how she earned money at college? 504 00:38:35,081 --> 00:38:38,281 Private pole dancing. You'll get your fingers burned. 505 00:38:39,201 --> 00:38:40,841 That's an awesome cliché. 506 00:38:41,441 --> 00:38:43,481 I need a bit more smoothie. 507 00:38:48,401 --> 00:38:51,201 I'd say this is wild boar territory. 508 00:38:54,481 --> 00:38:56,801 We don't want any uninvited guests. 509 00:39:01,761 --> 00:39:03,041 Just a minute! 510 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:09,321 Here comes our special guest. 511 00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:11,841 What is it? 512 00:39:12,441 --> 00:39:13,801 That, my friend... 513 00:39:15,481 --> 00:39:16,561 is Bertram. 514 00:39:20,321 --> 00:39:22,881 Bertram! - That's Bertram? 515 00:39:23,441 --> 00:39:25,521 Hi! - He looks kinda sick. 516 00:39:26,601 --> 00:39:28,521 Her old pal from the pony show. 517 00:39:28,881 --> 00:39:31,641 I thought Mila would like him to be in the film. 518 00:39:32,961 --> 00:39:34,561 I just hope he likes me. 519 00:39:48,241 --> 00:39:51,161 Once again, everybody, scene one. 520 00:39:51,521 --> 00:39:55,361 Mila dismounts, Martin gives her his hand in gentlemanly fashion, 521 00:39:55,721 --> 00:39:57,201 you gaze into each other's eyes. 522 00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:00,361 You're pretty... thingummy... in love. 523 00:40:00,721 --> 00:40:05,681 And Rocko, keep your distance, otherwise you'll be in the picture. 524 00:40:06,281 --> 00:40:07,681 Bless you. - Thank you. 525 00:40:08,401 --> 00:40:11,401 Any questions? - What should I do, Adam? 526 00:40:12,921 --> 00:40:15,681 Watch the monitor and make sure nothing goes wrong. 527 00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:17,681 OK? - OK, boss. 528 00:40:19,321 --> 00:40:23,121 She said "boss." If she was at my place, I'd butter her muffin. 529 00:40:23,361 --> 00:40:25,641 Let go of the button, everyone can hear you. 530 00:40:27,401 --> 00:40:28,881 Shit! 531 00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:33,921 Places everyone, the camera's rolling 532 00:40:34,401 --> 00:40:35,401 and... 533 00:40:35,721 --> 00:40:37,561 And action. - Action! 534 00:40:57,761 --> 00:41:00,641 Help! Bertram! Stop! 535 00:41:05,401 --> 00:41:06,841 That's enough! 536 00:41:23,401 --> 00:41:24,641 Shit! 537 00:41:36,521 --> 00:41:38,001 Leave me alone, Martin. 538 00:41:49,921 --> 00:41:52,241 I don't know what to say, Lukas. 539 00:41:53,001 --> 00:41:56,641 First you start a family feud, then you get the bridesmaids drunk, 540 00:41:57,041 --> 00:41:59,041 then you almost get Mila killed. 541 00:41:59,281 --> 00:42:01,401 Martin, I'm really sorry. 542 00:42:01,641 --> 00:42:04,241 Why did that dumb-ass scream into the megaphone? 543 00:42:04,801 --> 00:42:06,561 You know what Adam's like. 544 00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:09,001 I wish I'd never gone to Earl's. 545 00:42:09,881 --> 00:42:11,201 Fucking Mexicans! 546 00:42:12,401 --> 00:42:15,401 Bring me the footage you've already shot by tomorrow. 547 00:42:15,641 --> 00:42:18,601 You're not going to film one more second of my wedding. 548 00:42:26,401 --> 00:42:29,921 It's the very first thing we learned at the academy. 549 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:33,721 Quiet loners are the greatest danger, the perfect assassins. 550 00:42:34,601 --> 00:42:38,081 We're still talking about a pony, aren't we? 551 00:42:38,481 --> 00:42:40,561 How could I miss it? 552 00:42:41,681 --> 00:42:44,481 Calm down. This happens to me all the time. 553 00:42:45,841 --> 00:42:47,521 You can't compare us two. 554 00:42:47,881 --> 00:42:50,801 You're totally irresponsible and depend on your friends. 555 00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:53,521 At least I have friends. 556 00:43:00,561 --> 00:43:02,681 I'll lose my post as best man. 557 00:43:03,601 --> 00:43:06,881 We'll finish the film whatever happens. Trust us. 558 00:43:07,401 --> 00:43:09,641 The film will be totally awesome. 559 00:43:09,881 --> 00:43:13,401 I think awesome would be sufficient. - Yeah, awesome! 560 00:43:17,041 --> 00:43:18,201 Fuck! 561 00:43:20,201 --> 00:43:22,601 It's Lukas's cell. It must be them. 562 00:43:22,841 --> 00:43:25,761 Lukas? - Great news, Lukas. 563 00:43:26,241 --> 00:43:30,321 Late news? - Your vacation's over. Come straight here. 564 00:43:30,561 --> 00:43:32,961 What? - Yes, we need you here. 565 00:43:33,321 --> 00:43:34,921 And not as a sheep, 566 00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:36,841 but as a sheepdog. 567 00:43:37,081 --> 00:43:40,361 I'm sitting here with Peter. - A dog called Peter? 568 00:43:41,081 --> 00:43:45,081 We've decided to give the campaign back to you. OK, nuff said. 569 00:43:45,561 --> 00:43:47,081 Great, I'll... - Bertram! 570 00:43:55,481 --> 00:43:57,161 The terrier's taken the bait. 571 00:44:00,321 --> 00:44:02,121 Did you see its stupid mug? 572 00:44:03,321 --> 00:44:06,321 Totally suicidal beast: danger level one! 573 00:44:07,961 --> 00:44:09,681 Let's get out of here. 574 00:44:28,201 --> 00:44:31,601 It doesn't matter if you have a drooping plank now and then. 575 00:44:38,881 --> 00:44:42,321 Hi! Everything OK? - No, everything's down the pan. 576 00:44:43,001 --> 00:44:45,961 Martin's fired us and I don't blame him. 577 00:44:47,121 --> 00:44:50,041 Why did you have to scream into the megaphone? 578 00:44:50,401 --> 00:44:53,081 Sure! Now it's my fault again... 579 00:44:53,721 --> 00:44:56,401 It's a miracle the horse didn't have a heart attack. 580 00:44:56,761 --> 00:44:59,561 I thought Bertram was deaf, he looked so old. 581 00:44:59,801 --> 00:45:02,121 It was your idea to include the pony. 582 00:45:02,721 --> 00:45:06,441 Terroristic loners are the biggest danger. - What? 583 00:45:07,921 --> 00:45:10,001 I'm the only one here who has any ideas. 584 00:45:10,921 --> 00:45:15,201 Without me Mila would have no wedding outfit. Who got the bridesmaids drunk? 585 00:45:15,441 --> 00:45:18,281 You're a slob, Adam. And that's why 586 00:45:18,521 --> 00:45:21,841 I don't want to make this fucking movie with you. 587 00:45:22,361 --> 00:45:23,361 What? 588 00:45:24,201 --> 00:45:26,041 Give me the camera. 589 00:45:26,961 --> 00:45:27,961 No. 590 00:45:29,001 --> 00:45:30,001 Now! 591 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:33,361 Dude, give me the camera. 592 00:45:37,081 --> 00:45:38,881 Get out of my room. 593 00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:45,161 Your room, huh? - I knew you'd do this. 594 00:45:52,561 --> 00:45:53,721 Fuck! 595 00:46:03,441 --> 00:46:05,921 Yeah'? - Adam, where's my dough? 596 00:46:06,161 --> 00:46:08,441 Wolfgang! You'll get your money. 597 00:46:08,681 --> 00:46:11,201 Bring me the 8,000 by Monday or... 598 00:46:11,441 --> 00:46:15,561 I've got a surefire thing going... - I don't care what you've got going! 599 00:46:15,921 --> 00:46:18,041 OK, Wolfgang. Have a nice evening. 600 00:46:18,281 --> 00:46:21,081 Fuck you, assho... - What? What did you say? 601 00:46:42,321 --> 00:46:44,641 DIRK KOWALSKI VANISHED! 602 00:47:50,441 --> 00:47:52,161 Where are we going? 603 00:48:16,681 --> 00:48:18,961 If Grandpa Knackstedt can't come to the wedding, 604 00:48:19,201 --> 00:48:21,361 at least he can send a message to his grandson. 605 00:48:22,521 --> 00:48:26,721 If the Wedding's still on. - The old guy, exclusively for our film. 606 00:48:27,241 --> 00:48:29,121 Brilliant! Yeah! 607 00:48:29,721 --> 00:48:31,561 That's why you're the driver. 608 00:48:32,801 --> 00:48:35,641 Yep. Because you always have such good ideas. 609 00:49:16,361 --> 00:49:18,161 You've got thirty minutes. 610 00:49:22,281 --> 00:49:23,441 Mr. Knackstedt? 611 00:49:26,761 --> 00:49:28,321 We're friends of Martin. 612 00:49:29,001 --> 00:49:31,881 We've heard you can't come to the wedding. 613 00:49:38,841 --> 00:49:41,121 They're keeping me prisoner here! 614 00:49:42,001 --> 00:49:43,561 What for? 615 00:49:43,801 --> 00:49:47,441 You don't need to shout! I'm not deaf! 616 00:49:49,401 --> 00:49:52,041 I played strip poker. 617 00:49:52,481 --> 00:49:55,041 With Hilda, in the day room. 618 00:49:55,761 --> 00:49:59,681 Horny Hilda, huh? - Wow, you know what I'm talking about! 619 00:50:00,681 --> 00:50:04,281 The old gal's gone a bit soft in the head. 620 00:50:04,921 --> 00:50:09,161 And Bingo Herbert from Block C accused me of cheating. 621 00:50:10,121 --> 00:50:12,961 He's just jealous, the randy old goat! 622 00:50:13,321 --> 00:50:15,721 But you did cheat, right? 623 00:50:16,281 --> 00:50:18,121 Not necessary. 624 00:50:18,921 --> 00:50:22,361 The old gal hasn't got a clue how to play poker. 625 00:50:24,921 --> 00:50:27,201 What are you two doing here? 626 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:30,161 We're making Martin's wedding movie. 627 00:50:32,121 --> 00:50:34,961 We thought you might say a few nice words. 628 00:50:35,321 --> 00:50:37,681 Nice words are for funerals. 629 00:50:39,201 --> 00:50:42,481 Or for the whorehouse, if the price is right. 630 00:50:45,081 --> 00:50:46,761 We're doing this for Martin. 631 00:50:47,521 --> 00:50:49,441 Your grandson, who loves you. 632 00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:51,721 He loves me? 633 00:50:52,081 --> 00:50:54,921 If he loved me, he wouldn't let me rot here. 634 00:50:56,401 --> 00:50:58,001 It's true, isn't it? 635 00:51:00,161 --> 00:51:03,681 It was a dumb idea, Adam. Let's go... - No, wait. 636 00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:05,601 We'd like to... 637 00:51:05,841 --> 00:51:09,281 make a deal with you, Friedhelm. - A deal? 638 00:51:09,721 --> 00:51:11,561 Well, I never! 639 00:51:13,121 --> 00:51:14,721 A deal... 640 00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:42,681 My oh my! Is that disinfectant or is someone wearing 4711'? 641 00:51:45,241 --> 00:51:47,641 This is Eileen, Isa and Kathrin. 642 00:51:48,361 --> 00:51:51,001 They're all trained nurses. 643 00:51:51,401 --> 00:51:53,241 I'll bet they are! 644 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:56,241 They're the hottest act around. 645 00:51:56,481 --> 00:51:58,761 Their shows are legendary. But first... 646 00:51:59,521 --> 00:52:01,401 A few nice words for the happy couple. 647 00:52:01,801 --> 00:52:04,161 You've got to hand it to the motherfucker. 648 00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:08,241 He knows how to strike a deal. 649 00:52:14,561 --> 00:52:16,241 Visiting hours are over. 650 00:52:21,641 --> 00:52:23,641 You can look, but don't touch. 651 00:52:42,441 --> 00:52:44,441 What a brilliant idea. 652 00:52:45,961 --> 00:52:49,201 I'd love to be him now. - Would be great for the film. 653 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:54,001 You might have the best ideas, but I have the connections. 654 00:52:54,241 --> 00:52:56,041 That's teamwork, dude. 655 00:53:02,401 --> 00:53:04,761 I'm sorry about this morning, it was... 656 00:53:05,241 --> 00:53:07,801 I was a dick to drive off without you. 657 00:53:08,361 --> 00:53:11,961 After yesterday, I wouldn't have blamed you if you'd run me down. 658 00:53:13,361 --> 00:53:15,881 You can sleep at my place as long as you want. 659 00:53:16,121 --> 00:53:17,881 And about the megaphone... 660 00:53:18,241 --> 00:53:21,481 I was buzzing, man. And I wanted to be loud and clear. 661 00:53:21,721 --> 00:53:23,681 You certainly were. 662 00:53:23,921 --> 00:53:26,561 I've got a better idea for our production company. 663 00:53:26,801 --> 00:53:28,601 Adaluks Film. 664 00:53:30,121 --> 00:53:32,881 Great name. - It just came to me. 665 00:53:33,841 --> 00:53:36,681 And I can get us some cheap business cards. 666 00:53:43,761 --> 00:53:46,081 We should get going. 667 00:53:46,761 --> 00:53:47,921 Right. 668 00:54:08,841 --> 00:54:11,561 Can't we come up with a better running gag? 669 00:54:14,881 --> 00:54:16,441 Do you hear that? 670 00:54:18,281 --> 00:54:21,481 It's probably just another polecat caught in the fan belt. 671 00:54:21,721 --> 00:54:23,441 It'll go soft eventually. - No. 672 00:54:25,201 --> 00:54:27,601 It's coming from above. - From above? 673 00:54:41,241 --> 00:54:42,681 Now it's stopped. 674 00:54:49,241 --> 00:54:51,681 What the hell are you staring at? 675 00:54:52,921 --> 00:54:55,361 You can walk? - Of course I can! 676 00:54:56,241 --> 00:55:00,281 The wheelchair was just a cover. I've been knocking for 20 kilometers! 677 00:55:00,521 --> 00:55:02,081 Are you deaf? 678 00:55:03,081 --> 00:55:06,801 What are you doing here? - And where are the girls? 679 00:55:18,041 --> 00:55:19,281 Eileen... 680 00:55:20,321 --> 00:55:22,561 My little hottie. 681 00:55:23,001 --> 00:55:27,401 I wish we'd met under different circumstances. 682 00:55:28,281 --> 00:55:30,041 I'll strangle you! 683 00:55:36,761 --> 00:55:41,201 You can't imagine what I've been through! 684 00:55:41,601 --> 00:55:44,801 These two scoundrels cold bloodedly kidnapped me! 685 00:55:46,641 --> 00:55:49,881 Shut it! We've strict instructions not to believe a word you say. 686 00:55:50,281 --> 00:55:52,001 This is outrageous! 687 00:55:52,521 --> 00:55:53,801 Control? 688 00:55:54,801 --> 00:55:55,801 Control? 689 00:55:56,961 --> 00:55:59,801 Oh, hello, Uwe. - Marion. - Hi, there. 690 00:56:00,281 --> 00:56:01,681 Uwe... 691 00:56:01,961 --> 00:56:05,001 Registered vehicle owner check, please. 692 00:56:05,241 --> 00:56:07,241 For HH-FU 79. 693 00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:10,241 Just a sec, Uwe, dear. 694 00:56:13,281 --> 00:56:15,561 There's something fishy going on. - I agree. 695 00:56:16,761 --> 00:56:21,201 We call him Berni the Beak. He can smell trouble a mile away. 696 00:56:23,401 --> 00:56:27,241 We think it's a dead pole... - This is Marion. - Go ahead. 697 00:56:28,121 --> 00:56:31,321 The vehicle was reported stolen two days ago. 698 00:56:32,081 --> 00:56:34,481 Huh? I thought you'd borrowed it! 699 00:56:38,081 --> 00:56:40,921 Be careful, Berni! - Calm down, Lukas! 700 00:56:41,161 --> 00:56:43,361 For fuck's sake, Adam! 701 00:56:44,681 --> 00:56:46,041 Berni! 702 00:56:51,841 --> 00:56:52,841 Shit! 703 00:56:53,121 --> 00:56:56,161 Isn't that Dirk Kowalski? 704 00:57:24,561 --> 00:57:26,921 I should've let you two rot in there. 705 00:57:29,081 --> 00:57:30,881 They've dropped the murder charge. 706 00:57:31,121 --> 00:57:35,681 Kowalski died of a heart attack caused by stress. I'm about to do the same. 707 00:57:36,681 --> 00:57:38,721 Why did you kidnap my grandpa? 708 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:42,201 We didn't kidnap him... - In a stolen motorhome? Are you nuts? 709 00:57:42,681 --> 00:57:43,761 I... - I What? 710 00:57:45,041 --> 00:57:47,121 They've seized the motorhome as evidence. 711 00:57:47,921 --> 00:57:51,801 And the camera? Gone. All for nothing because of you putzes. 712 00:57:52,201 --> 00:57:55,441 I don't know how I'm going to explain it to Mila and my family. 713 00:57:56,121 --> 00:57:59,401 Stay away from our wedding. You've done enough damage. 714 00:58:01,681 --> 00:58:03,281 I never want to see you again. 715 00:58:25,721 --> 00:58:30,801 We drove around for days in a stolen motorhome with the dead Dirk Kowalski. 716 00:58:31,321 --> 00:58:35,081 It wasn't stolen, I borrowed it. - Without telling anyone? 717 00:58:37,121 --> 00:58:38,721 I screwed up on set 718 00:58:38,961 --> 00:58:42,041 and now I owe the fucking producer 8,000 euros. 719 00:58:42,801 --> 00:58:46,721 I need the money from the wedding movie. - Unbelievable. 720 00:58:47,081 --> 00:58:50,361 And you told me it was to help our frantic friend Martin. 721 00:58:50,601 --> 00:58:52,161 I can forget my promotion now. 722 00:58:52,921 --> 00:58:56,601 Your boss called yesterday when you were in the ambulance. What? 723 00:58:56,841 --> 00:59:01,041 Something about a sheepdog and a guy called Peter... The Schätzing campaign? 724 00:59:01,801 --> 00:59:04,721 And you're telling me now? - I forgot! 725 00:59:05,201 --> 00:59:08,001 The pony distracted me... - It was important! 726 00:59:08,361 --> 00:59:12,561 Calm down! You didn't want the job anyway. - Are you trying to fuck me over? 727 00:59:12,801 --> 00:59:14,201 You forgot on purpose. 728 00:59:14,761 --> 00:59:17,121 You didn't want to be left alone with the movie. 729 00:59:17,481 --> 00:59:21,201 No, Lukas! I just forgot about it! - Bullshit, Adam! 730 00:59:22,361 --> 00:59:24,561 Unlike you, I'd never let you down! 731 00:59:25,041 --> 00:59:26,881 You've been at my place for over two years! 732 00:59:27,401 --> 00:59:29,721 Because your ex was fed up of such a... 733 00:59:30,081 --> 00:59:31,561 A what? 734 00:59:31,801 --> 00:59:35,401 A career-obsessed dick with a huge great stick up his ass! 735 00:59:38,921 --> 00:59:41,121 I'll move out tomorrow. 736 00:59:41,801 --> 00:59:44,521 I wanted our production company just as much as you. 737 00:59:44,761 --> 00:59:47,721 Till I noticed what a lousy business partner you are. 738 00:59:47,961 --> 00:59:51,401 You never finish anything. You're totally irresponsible. 739 00:59:52,521 --> 00:59:54,841 Everything you touch turns to shit. 740 00:59:56,321 --> 00:59:57,801 Grow up! 741 00:59:58,161 --> 01:00:00,721 Right. Go fetch coffee for your Thierry! 742 01:00:00,961 --> 01:00:03,921 You're just a little coffee boy, Lukas! 743 01:00:09,641 --> 01:00:10,801 Shit! 744 01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:12,241 Fuck! 745 01:00:18,921 --> 01:00:20,561 Thierry! 746 01:00:21,641 --> 01:00:23,721 Lukas! My God. 747 01:00:24,161 --> 01:00:26,201 It's our black sheep. 748 01:00:26,561 --> 01:00:28,761 I thought you'd left the herd. 749 01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:30,761 What's that? Is it vintage? 750 01:00:31,001 --> 01:00:33,241 It's a long story. 751 01:00:33,601 --> 01:00:35,801 What about the Schätzing campaign? - Dead. 752 01:00:36,201 --> 01:00:38,681 What? - For Maurice. Burnout. 753 01:00:40,361 --> 01:00:43,961 I'm here to rejoin the herd. 754 01:00:48,281 --> 01:00:49,921 Please, Thierry. 755 01:00:50,881 --> 01:00:53,481 I won't allow you to rejoin the herd. 756 01:00:55,281 --> 01:00:58,361 You're now a sheepdog. - Huh? - That's right. 757 01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:01,761 You're Senior Creative Art Director. 758 01:01:02,521 --> 01:01:05,601 You're the boss. You've worked for this for years. 759 01:01:06,361 --> 01:01:10,281 Shooting begins tomorrow, using your plan. - Tomorrow? - Yes. 760 01:01:10,641 --> 01:01:13,441 And afterwards we'll enjoy these two beauties. 761 01:01:14,001 --> 01:01:17,841 Conference call in 30 minutes. Come on, gee up! Gee up! 762 01:01:22,921 --> 01:01:26,281 Casual, all-weather. We don't know how long the campaign will run. 763 01:01:29,001 --> 01:01:31,761 Chinos and a T-shirt in petrol to match his eyes. 764 01:01:33,281 --> 01:01:36,481 I said twice as much equipment. We want the set to look good. 765 01:01:37,961 --> 01:01:39,841 You can't be serious. 766 01:01:40,081 --> 01:01:44,561 The picnic blanket can't be blue. That's our competitor's Cl color! 767 01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:07,121 This time I've really screwed up. 768 01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:10,121 I'll let you in on a little secret. 769 01:02:10,361 --> 01:02:14,801 The night I took the photo, we were nowhere near the 1,000th Mexican. 770 01:02:15,441 --> 01:02:16,441 I lied. 771 01:02:16,681 --> 01:02:21,921 Because my gut feeling said: "if those two work together, it'll be a good thing." 772 01:02:22,161 --> 01:02:24,521 You were wrong. - I fucking wasn't! 773 01:02:24,881 --> 01:02:27,361 Show Lukas that you can finish a job. 774 01:02:28,521 --> 01:02:31,281 Otherwise you'll end up like Rainer the Eel. 775 01:02:31,521 --> 01:02:34,401 You'll end up part of the furniture in a dive like this. 776 01:02:55,681 --> 01:02:56,681 Thanks. 777 01:03:00,161 --> 01:03:03,041 Now it'll either get better or even more fucked up. 778 01:03:26,081 --> 01:03:28,801 Helge was talking baloney at lunch. 779 01:03:29,441 --> 01:03:32,961 Jeez, the gate's really stiff, Berni. 780 01:03:33,201 --> 01:03:35,321 It needs greasing. - It's rusty. 781 01:03:35,801 --> 01:03:36,921 Let me try. 782 01:03:40,081 --> 01:03:42,441 It's all rusted up. And the bolt's bust. 783 01:03:44,961 --> 01:03:47,001 The bolt's bust. That's better! 784 01:03:48,361 --> 01:03:50,641 Brilliant. Now we're stuck here. 785 01:03:57,081 --> 01:03:59,481 My brother-in-law had a similar problem with his gate. 786 01:04:00,321 --> 01:04:02,601 But eventually it came unstuck on its own. 787 01:04:02,961 --> 01:04:04,681 How? - Simple. 788 01:04:05,881 --> 01:04:09,481 He just shut it real hard as often as he could. 789 01:04:11,161 --> 01:04:12,241 A bit harder. 790 01:04:23,041 --> 01:04:24,041 Hopeless. 791 01:04:30,081 --> 01:04:33,321 Uwe, the whole thing's bent out of shape. 792 01:04:34,201 --> 01:04:37,841 OK, I'll give it a try. Just let me try once, OK? 793 01:04:38,401 --> 01:04:39,401 Careful. 794 01:04:48,881 --> 01:04:51,201 Hopeless. We'll see to it tomorrow, OK? 795 01:04:51,881 --> 01:04:54,641 Listen, is it after midnight already? - Yep. 796 01:04:55,161 --> 01:04:59,721 At Erna's Cafe there's ground pork rolls from yesterday at half price. 797 01:04:59,961 --> 01:05:02,481 Who's coming? - Count me in! 798 01:05:03,401 --> 01:05:05,721 Ground pork rolls! - We've earned it. 799 01:05:05,961 --> 01:05:08,681 Uwe! Ground pork rolls at half price! 800 01:05:39,121 --> 01:05:40,281 Shit! 801 01:06:27,921 --> 01:06:28,921 Shit! 802 01:07:34,561 --> 01:07:36,481 Oh, fucking shit! 803 01:07:59,321 --> 01:08:01,241 Sorry I'm late. 804 01:08:02,361 --> 01:08:05,961 Great. - You worked all night? - On a few changes. 805 01:08:06,321 --> 01:08:09,201 But now we've distilled the essence of the best. 806 01:08:09,561 --> 01:08:11,481 Your campaign's going to be... 807 01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:14,441 great. - Wonderful. 808 01:08:15,201 --> 01:08:19,121 You know what, Lukas? I've decided to shoot the ad myself. 809 01:08:19,961 --> 01:08:23,121 Mr. Schätzing is one of our most esteemed clients. 810 01:08:23,361 --> 01:08:26,001 Flattery will get you everywhere, Thierry. - What? 811 01:08:26,361 --> 01:08:29,521 Go get yourself a coffee. The guys are still setting up. 812 01:08:29,881 --> 01:08:35,361 For me a cappuccino and for Peter an espresso with three sugars and no milk. 813 01:08:35,721 --> 01:08:37,441 You remembered. - Of course. 814 01:08:37,801 --> 01:08:41,681 Come on, I'll show you everything. We'll start in front... 815 01:08:42,081 --> 01:08:45,241 They found him in his motorhome: heart attack. 816 01:08:46,561 --> 01:08:48,361 Here one minute, gone the next. 817 01:08:48,721 --> 01:08:50,721 Adam drove around with the corpse for a week. 818 01:08:51,001 --> 01:08:53,841 Our Sweetie Boy? Bigmouth Adam'? 819 01:08:54,481 --> 01:08:58,401 Do you know why they fired him? - Because he rammed the van. 820 01:08:58,761 --> 01:09:04,121 That was covered by the insurance. No, the producer fired him 821 01:09:04,681 --> 01:09:08,281 just for getting Dirk Kowalski's autograph. - I don't believe it. The asshole! 822 01:09:08,521 --> 01:09:10,321 Are you talking about Adam? 823 01:09:10,681 --> 01:09:12,121 Black hair, 824 01:09:12,481 --> 01:09:15,081 big mouth, hits on anything with a pulse? 825 01:09:15,681 --> 01:09:17,641 That's our Adam. Do you know him? 826 01:09:18,321 --> 01:09:20,881 Yeah, he got the autograph for me. 827 01:09:21,121 --> 01:09:24,761 Well, you can be sure it's really worth something now. 828 01:09:30,401 --> 01:09:32,401 Bad luck, Coffee Boy. 829 01:09:47,281 --> 01:09:49,081 What? Lukas? 830 01:09:50,361 --> 01:09:52,121 What are you doing? 831 01:09:52,361 --> 01:09:55,241 Fetch your own coffee. I've got something better to do. 832 01:09:55,761 --> 01:09:59,201 If you shoot off out of here, you're fired! 833 01:10:00,281 --> 01:10:01,881 Good idea, Thierry. 834 01:10:42,201 --> 01:10:44,921 Morning, Lukas. You're up early. Can't you sleep? 835 01:10:45,361 --> 01:10:47,281 How about a Moscow Mule? 836 01:10:48,081 --> 01:10:51,121 I'm practicing a bit, expanding my portfolio. 837 01:10:52,441 --> 01:10:54,401 No, thanks. Have you seen Adam? 838 01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:58,281 Not since your fight. - Did he say where he was going? 839 01:10:58,561 --> 01:11:00,961 He isn't answering his cell, he's not at home. 840 01:11:01,321 --> 01:11:04,841 He hit on some idea, something to do with these pictures. 841 01:11:06,801 --> 01:11:08,401 He wanted to go to Mallorca? 842 01:11:09,481 --> 01:11:12,201 No, to Salzgitter. - Weird, huh? 843 01:11:15,401 --> 01:11:17,841 The motorhome. Thanks, Earl. 844 01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:20,361 Motorhome? 845 01:11:30,201 --> 01:11:31,401 Dumb-ass. 846 01:11:57,521 --> 01:11:59,121 What are you doing here? 847 01:11:59,481 --> 01:12:02,001 I wanted to tell you that you were right about my job. 848 01:12:02,921 --> 01:12:04,761 And I'm sorry about what I said yesterday. 849 01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:08,081 So you're not moving out? - Not yet. 850 01:12:10,081 --> 01:12:13,801 Don't tell me you want to make out now. - No tongues? 851 01:12:14,241 --> 01:12:15,801 That's enough. 852 01:12:16,521 --> 01:12:18,481 What are you doing here? 853 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:21,121 I wanted to get the camera and our footage 854 01:12:21,481 --> 01:12:22,921 then I couldn't get out... 855 01:12:24,361 --> 01:12:27,481 And then I did this: our first wedding movie. 856 01:12:29,081 --> 01:12:31,801 Whatever's on it, I'm dying to see it. 857 01:12:32,121 --> 01:12:33,121 Lukas, Adam! 858 01:12:33,401 --> 01:12:37,281 Is Mila with you? She's not here and war's broken out! 859 01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:39,921 Bückstedt, secure the right flank! 860 01:12:40,161 --> 01:12:43,401 I don't know how long we can guarantee Martin's safety! 861 01:12:46,241 --> 01:12:48,881 I know where she is. - The door's blocked. 862 01:12:50,161 --> 01:12:52,561 Then like in the old days. - Right. 863 01:13:02,241 --> 01:13:04,121 Halt! - Shit, Lukas. 864 01:13:05,121 --> 01:13:06,481 Shit! 865 01:13:08,681 --> 01:13:12,161 Guys, leave those two to Bernd and me. 866 01:13:21,081 --> 01:13:22,081 The spare key. 867 01:13:50,481 --> 01:13:52,641 Expanding your portfolio, huh? 868 01:13:53,001 --> 01:13:56,401 Where is she? - I don't know what you're talk... 869 01:13:59,241 --> 01:14:00,761 With Rainer the Eel. 870 01:14:03,081 --> 01:14:06,001 Don't come any closer. - Mila? 871 01:14:06,521 --> 01:14:09,321 This wedding is a complete disaster. 872 01:14:10,361 --> 01:14:12,601 I look totally disfigured. 873 01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:15,161 Maybe it was all a mistake. 874 01:14:24,561 --> 01:14:28,361 Mila, I know it hasn't always been easy for you, but... 875 01:14:28,601 --> 01:14:31,081 We don't have time for this. 876 01:14:32,321 --> 01:14:33,961 Come on! 877 01:14:43,841 --> 01:14:46,081 Shit! Them again. 878 01:14:46,441 --> 01:14:47,761 Bertram! 879 01:14:57,121 --> 01:14:58,121 Poor guy... 880 01:14:58,481 --> 01:14:59,601 Come on, chin up. 881 01:15:00,721 --> 01:15:02,161 We'll wait. 882 01:15:14,561 --> 01:15:17,361 You can't beat a stylish entrance. 883 01:15:40,681 --> 01:15:42,681 I think we have a situation. 884 01:15:47,241 --> 01:15:49,001 Lukas! - Adam! 885 01:15:49,241 --> 01:15:51,001 Where are you? - I don't know! 886 01:15:54,401 --> 01:15:56,601 I told you this clan would only bring trouble. 887 01:16:00,241 --> 01:16:01,921 Mila, come out! 888 01:16:02,161 --> 01:16:03,961 Heinz-Dieter, really. 889 01:16:12,641 --> 01:16:14,161 Adam, there you are. 890 01:16:15,281 --> 01:16:17,001 Where's Lukas? 891 01:16:17,801 --> 01:16:19,481 Finish it, Adam! 892 01:16:24,601 --> 01:16:25,801 Just a minute! 893 01:16:28,961 --> 01:16:30,361 The wedding movie. 894 01:16:35,321 --> 01:16:36,561 Right... 895 01:16:41,721 --> 01:16:43,241 Give it to me. 896 01:16:44,481 --> 01:16:48,121 Here we go everybody! Step right up now! Step right up! 897 01:16:48,561 --> 01:16:49,921 Here we go! 898 01:16:51,001 --> 01:16:53,081 It's show time! 899 01:17:09,481 --> 01:17:11,841 You look terrific, Mrs. Knackstedt. 900 01:17:21,641 --> 01:17:24,001 That's good. Carry on, it's awesome. 901 01:17:56,201 --> 01:17:59,121 Dear Martin, dear Mila. 902 01:17:59,361 --> 01:18:03,681 When I first met your grandmother Lydia, my beloved Lydi, 903 01:18:04,521 --> 01:18:07,041 God rest her soul, 904 01:18:07,281 --> 01:18:12,801 she was working in a raffle ticket booth at the Hamburg Port Anniversary. 905 01:18:13,161 --> 01:18:16,521 I knew right away that she was the first prize. 906 01:18:16,761 --> 01:18:19,081 So I bought all the raffle tickets 907 01:18:19,561 --> 01:18:24,321 and offered to treat her to a fish roll with my last mark. 908 01:18:24,921 --> 01:18:27,201 Now, she didn't like fish 909 01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:30,881 but nevertheless I'd won her heart. 910 01:18:31,481 --> 01:18:33,921 You never know where love is going to strike, 911 01:18:34,161 --> 01:18:38,241 and if you find it, you should never let it go again. 912 01:18:39,321 --> 01:18:40,921 So on that note, 913 01:18:42,001 --> 01:18:44,801 I wish you both the very best. 914 01:18:45,761 --> 01:18:47,721 From the bottom of my heart. 915 01:18:50,401 --> 01:18:54,321 Watch out, Willi. This is the best part. - One more thing. 916 01:18:54,841 --> 01:18:57,401 And never forget, my dear Martin, 917 01:18:57,641 --> 01:19:01,121 that you measure a person by the quality of their friends. 918 01:19:01,881 --> 01:19:05,201 And looking at your friends Lukas and Adam, 919 01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:08,401 I'd say you've done nothing wrong. 920 01:19:12,561 --> 01:19:13,801 Was that OK? 921 01:19:16,801 --> 01:19:18,721 The last shot was a bit long, 922 01:19:19,081 --> 01:19:22,241 but apart from that, not bad, dear colleague. 923 01:19:37,601 --> 01:19:39,441 Hey, cutie-pie. 924 01:20:03,801 --> 01:20:06,081 A brilliant advertising ploy. 925 01:20:06,601 --> 01:20:09,081 Eight new inquiries this week alone. 926 01:20:09,601 --> 01:20:12,361 What's with the glasses? - It's my new business look. 927 01:20:12,601 --> 01:20:13,801 Cool, huh? 928 01:20:25,241 --> 01:20:27,801 This stuffs totally disgusting, isn't it? 929 01:20:28,041 --> 01:20:30,641 Maybe we should drink kümmel instead. 930 01:20:32,361 --> 01:20:34,241 Scram! That's enough for today. 931 01:22:46,481 --> 01:22:50,161 Subtitling by SUBS Hamburg Michael Hale 931 01:22:51,305 --> 01:22:57,196 www.fmsubs.com71060

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