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Good afternoon, this is Captain Twigson speaking.

We have reached our altitude of four meters.

And the weather conditions are good.

The gentle northern breeze is optimal for twig pilots.

You're so silly.

Silly? I know you think that I'm just playing, -

- but his is real, Junior.

Make sure you don't drop Twigson, now.

Drop me? Don't you worry about that, Junior.

I know how to fly, you know.

Oh! Whew!

No, stop it. Yuck!

Oh my!

This is your captain speaking again. We got some turbulence due to -

- a bug in the left engine. Everything seems to be back to normal now.

Wow, did you see that?

Fasten your seats and prepare for a day in the store.

TWIGSON TIES THE KNOT

- I'll be inside, Junior. - Okay, Mom.

Wow... you know what?

That is the coolest bicycle I have ever seen, Junior.

- It rocks! - Let's see now.

Why don't you push it further into the store? Put it over by the window.

Hey, I want to go with you over to...

Ouch! Stupid wire.

I'm stuck here... Junior!

I'm stuck inside the bicycle.

- How did you manage that? - Lf you can just...

Ouch! Try again. One, two and three. There we go!

That definitely wasn't me!

You better be careful with these bicycles, Junior.

- Bye now. - Thanks for coming by.

There are only a few days left until the royal wedding.

We have finally seen Sonja's dress. It's an amazing...

I think I might have scratched my bark earlier.

See that?

Right there, in the back.

Hello...

Would you like to try it?

- In here? - Yes.

Look at you!

Look at you go.

Let's pretend... you're out bicycling, and I'm running next to you.

Ahojoj.

We're going really fast! Can you tell?

I can't keep up with you.

I can't keep up with you.

You're bicycling on your own now.

Weeeeha!

No, no, watch out!

- Are you okay? - Yes.

If you can give me a hand. There we go. Let's just put it right there.

I've been thinking about something.

How about a wedding celebration -

- for the Crown Prince Couple, -

- on their wedding day? We could serve coffee and cakes -

- outside the store. On the day of the wedding.

No, I don't think so.

Did you place the order for the television sets?

- Yes. They will be delivered next week. - Good.

You know what? People like him should be canned.

Just like any other meatball.

I'll throw this away for you.

Thank you. It's great you're helping me.

Hello.

Who is that kid?

Mom is in the back.

Oh, look. The cars that you like so much.

They're not the same.

Not the same? Yes, they are.

Hello, how can I help you?

We'll take one of these.

One krone then, please.

Yes, and this is...

Karsten?

Karsten?

What are you doing in here?

He wanted to drive the car. Did you see that?

The news about the royal wedding is all over Europe.

Your mom's listening to the radio again, Junior.

The royal wedding.

That's just gossip, if you ask me.

I can't live without it.

You know me. I can't live without -

- my daily dose of royal gossip.

Mom can't live without one of those radios broadcasting love stuff?

Hello? Would you like some? No.

I don't. Thanks but no thanks. Not for me!

Imagine me falling in love with a girl!

Imagine that!

Look what I found!

- Oh my. Hello! - Hi.

Do you want to play?

Everything is great, up-side-down

All that was grey turns yellow all around

All that was bad is sparkling bright All that was sad is cool and light

My belly is full of butterfly wings, this is the best of all feelings

High in the sky we are summery blue,

flying like birds, it's really true

High above the meadows so green, days are long

it's the summery theme

Hello. What's your name? I'm Twigson. What's your name?

- I'm Karoline. - Yep, that's me.

I usually don't play with girls.

- You don't? - No.

Is that better? Can we play now?

You don't need that.

- Really? Are you sure? - Yes.

That's better. Let's just play.

- What do you want to do? - Let's...

We can fly.

- Fly! - Ja!

My belly's full of butterfly wings,

this is the greatest of all feelings!

High in the sky we are summery blue,

flying like birds, it's really true

High above the meadows so green, days are long,

it's the summer theme

50 �re... there!

Clever, isn't it?

If we'll put aside 50 �re every time -

- you help me at the store you'll get that bicycle in no time.

- Are you ready? - Yes.

I'll be home in an hour.

- Bye. - Bye.

- I'm saving up for a bicycle. - Really? That's great.

- How much do you save everyday? - 50 �re.

You'll get that bicycle in no time, then.

It's a pretty good salary.

Junior... Look at Dad.

I've got an idea.

Just like that.

What in the world?

I thought I put it right there?

I don't understand anything.

Of all...

You two are tricking me! My oh my.

- It was Phillip's idea! - Oh no, I think it was yours.

Now I'm coming to get you.

No, don't do it.

You little rascal. Such a little rascal.

You little scamp!

Oh, such a little monkey you are.

Will you help me load up the car, please?

Junior! Come say bye-bye.

- Are you leaving? - Yes, I am leaving now.

I will be gone for a week on business.

Can I have a hug? That's nice. Bye now.

Bye.

One more hug.

- Another hug, and one more. - Yes, that's nice.

- Bye boys. - Bye.

- Come on. - What should we make for dinner?

- I don't know. What would you like? - Meatballs and gravy?

Do you see Mom?

No, but I'll see her any minute now.

Twigs like me are pretty good -

- at seeing moms coming around corners.

Where is she?

Pay attention, now. She'll be here any minute.

Noooo!

Mom said she'd be home in an hour, right?

Yes.

Hello? Can anybody hear me?

How long do we have to wait?

Phillip? Wait!

Phillip! Wait up!

Phillip!

What is that?

It's a blinker.

From a car. A crashed one.

A crashed car? Here? Crashed with what?

Mom? Mom!

Mom?

- What's happened? - Mommy had a little bicycle accident.

Stop that car, Junior! Can you do it?

She's down there.

There. Here you go. Take this. Easy now.

- It's going to be okay. - Go!

We have to get her to the hospital.

Hello, boys!

As you know, your mother hurt herself when she fell.

I would like to keep her over night for observation.

We just want to take extra good care of her.

Is there any chance that we could see her now?

Yes, of course. Right this way.

Did they offer you something to drink?

What a mess, huh? I went flying through the air.

I have hurt myself a little. Right here.

- In the rib? - What clumsy mother you have.

You two better step outside now. Your mother needs to rest.

Just for a little while, okay?

I'll be fine.

Phillip? Come here, please.

I need you to be the grown up now. Could you get hold of Dad for me?

And look after Junior, okay?

- Twigson! - Yes.

- Mom was hit by a car! - A car?

No, I don't think so. We don't have any evidence.

- Yes we do. - We do?

- The blinker! - The blinker?

Yes. It fell off when Mom crashed.

- The part that we found in the ditch? - Yes.

What kind of person would crash into a mom?

Where are you going? Hello? Is that...

Phillip. Phillip!

I know something. I think it was a car that...

- I'm sleeping. - Yes, but Mom...

- Go to bed, Junior. - I found the blinker.

- Go to bed. - But listen, MNom was...

Go to bed!

Enough! Off to bed, Junior!

Mercy. Don't take me, I'm just a little twig!

- It's just me. - Huh? Oh, okay.

I heard a squeak, and it wasn't you.

I think it was the bad people who hit Mom.

- Are they here? - I don't know.

Oh, no.

- Did you spend the night in here? - Yes.

I'll make us some egg and bacon.

I just have to step outside for a minute.

Hello.

I'm bringing your mother's bicycle back.

I found it on the side of the road.

Just put it there, please.

What does the policeman want?

He's after the bad guys who ran into MNom.

- Do they know who did it? - I don't know.

Seems like a plain accident.

- No trace of anything else. - I've got a trace.

- You do? - Yes.

Where did I put the blinker?

Lot's of traces around here anyway.

Moose and...

Do you find it?

No. You didn't put it in here.

- Rabbits too, maybe. - Rabbits? Sure.

- Probably bears too in this area. - Probably.

So, anyway. I better get going.

- The kitchen! - Bingo!

- Good bye. - Bye.

Run! Hurry up, Junior. He's leaving.

Oh no.

Junior.

- Wait! - We found the blinker!

What are you doing? Did you even notice the mess you made?

But I've got a trace!

I find it very peculiar that the police didn't want our trace, Junior.

Yes.

One has to find out who the bad guys are.

To keep them away from the rest of us.

Or simply throw them in jail.

I don't like knowing that they are -

- out there, crashing into bicyclists. Wow!

Did you see that kid?

We need to get rid of those bicyclists!

"Get rid of the bicyclists"! Did you hear that?

The bus driver wants to get rid of the bicyclists.

Dang it! He is begging me to hit him.

Was it the bus that hit Mom?

I'm gonna get them now!

- Do you know who's in this can? - No. Who?

The MNommy crasher. In brown gravy.

- Yes. - The bus driver.

- No, the bus driver. - Exactly. The bus driver, in gravy.

No, the bus driver is coming this way!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Run.

Good thing we got away.

This place is safe, and... dark.

Sorry about that sneeze. I had a strong -

- allergic reaction. I think I'm allergic -

- to people who crash into moms.

- Did he see us? - I don't think so.

Karsten! Listen to me.

It's the lady who took us to the hospital!

And there is that grumpy boy.

And you're getting a new bicycle.

What? Grumpy boy gets a bicycle?

He is getting my bicycle.

That's outrageous! We have to stop him.

No, wait, what about the bus driver?

He'll drive over us and eat us!

The bicycle is disappearing while we're trapped in here.

Hey, bus driver! Stop playing that accordion... thing.

Don't buy the bicycle.

Bus drivers who can't keep their schedule make me so angry!

Can't public transport be on time for once?

Come on, bus driver. Please drive!

Just drive! Now start the engine. Start the engine!

Oh, stupid bus driver. Drive! Don't buy it.

He's getting the bicycle. Junior!

Now. Run, Junior. There's a bicycle at stake!

Don't! It's not for sale.

- What? - You have to buy another one.

- Of course it's for sale. - No!

- Is it not for sale? - Of course it's for sale.

- No, you have to get another one. - But I want this one.

No, you don't.

Why don't we come back another day...

- I do. - You don't.

- I do. - You don't.

- I do. - You don't.

- It's my bicycle. - No it's not.

- Yes it is. - No it's not.

- I want this one. - No!

- No. - No.

No.

- This is so unfair. - Yes.

Now everything's just stupid and... stupid.

Hi, Junior.

I brought Karoline along today also.

- Hi. - Hi.

- I notice you've shaved. - Yep, no more mustachio.

- She wants to play with Twigson. - Yes, but he can't play.

- Why not? - We're gonna catch the bus driver.

- Why? - Because it's his fault.

My mom being in the hospital and... everything!

Hey, I think I know how...

I think I can help you catch the bus driver.

How?

If the blinker on the bus is broken, then we've got evidence.

- Yes. - Are you ready?

Yes.

A little bit lighter than the other one.

Guess what animal I am?

Are you all right?

You want us to guess?

Could it be... Are you a monkey?

Weasel. Are you a weasel?

- A shrew? - No.

I've never seen an animal like that. Must be a singing fantasy bird.

Mare. What do you think?

A sea lion.

Monkfish. Monkfish.

Hey, hey, hey.

- Was it broken? - No.

- Then it's not him. - No.

- Then why are we running? - I don't know.

- Should we stop? - We can do that.

Okay, let's stop, then.

- It must have been another car. - Yes.

Would you like a waffle? 25 �re.

Yes please. It looks delicious. There you go.

Thank you very much.

- Bye, then. - Bye.

- Was it him? - No.

So, we meet again.

One time, I ate seven waffles all by myself.

S... s... seven waffles? No.

Okay, that's...

I had one with strawberries, one with jelly -

- and blueberry, and sour cream and goat cheese. So yummy!

One time, I had twelve ants crawling on me!

- Twelve ants? - Yes. Twelve!

And they were even wood eating ants.

They were biting me and saying yummy!

And I'm like no, no don't eat me!

And I just ran away as quickly as I could.

I do have needles you know...

Ouch! Just kidding. Just kidding.

But you've got leaves.

Peek-a-boo. You knew where I was!

Would you like a waffle? 25 �re.

I thought you really meant it.

But all you kids do is snoop. Snoop and spy.

Here I go with the crying again.

- We didn't mean to make you cry. - So typical!

Nobody ever means anything.

- It's not you. - Right.

I've heard that one before.

- You're not the mean one. - I can't even be mean?

What am I then? I am nothing!

I am nothing but a dirty mechanic.

I might as well buy a waffle now.

I'll take two more.

I'll take all of them. What did you put in this batter anyway?

Glue? Is that all you've got?

I want all your waffles. In the car. In the car. All of them.

Good waffles.

So, what do we do now that we're out of waffles?

I know what we can do.

Wow! Hey, what's next?

You and I getting married just like those royal folks?

- We can if you want. - No. I didn't say that.

No, I do not want that! Hello? What are you, stupid?

- Stupid? - Yes. Stupid.

You think I'm stupid?

Sure.

Why is she sleeping?

We gave her some medicine. She has been in pain all day, -

- but she finally got some rest.

Does the doctor know that Mom can't live without the radio -

- and the royal gossip? - I don't know.

I wish she would wake up, Junior.

Hi Junior. Sweetie.

Hi.

Junior... I'll step outside and call Dad.

Well, hello there, little guy. Come here.

How's your mother doing? Any news?

- She just sleeps all the time. - Does she really?

She doesn't get to hear any royal gossip.

Royal gossip?

On the radio. She just can't live without it.

Oh no.

Guess what? I've got an old radio that you can put in her room.

It's packed with royal gossip.

Stop by some time, and I'll let you have it.

- I'll do that. - Who might that be?

Hey there. We have a table that's missing a leg.

- Just bring it on by. - Okay.

- Are you driving past the store? - Yes.

- So nothing new, then? - Somebody crashed into her.

- What? - This blinker belongs to that car.

That's not what happened, dork.

Yes it was! And I will prove it to the police.

The police. Right.

Here we are. Bye now. We have to be somewhere.

I was supposed to get a cartoon book.

Yes, but first we have an errand to run. Bye now.

Bye-bye.

- Did you see the blinker? - Yes, it was broken.

What does that mean?

The kind lady is the one who hit MNom.

- Exactly. - The kind lady?

- The one who drove us to the hospital. - I really don't think so.

I can prove it if this is a match.

- So where is this lady? And the car? - She said they'd be back shortly.

No, they're not coming.

I don't know why I went along with this nonsense anyway.

There they are!

If it doesn't fit, we're out of here.

Yes.

Come on.

It was on the other side.

- It was broken before. - Sure it was.

Right, Twigson?

Stop imagining things. Twigson is a twig.

And that blinker was never broken.

What are you doing? Stop it! You could have given me a flat tire.

You can ride the bus home.

I... I am not just a twig, am I?

No.

And the blinker was broken, right?

Yes.

It's a very rude thing to say. What if I told Phillip -

- that he's not a real boy?

How do I look?

They're not my style.

I know that.

You wouldn't give me an honest answer anyway.

Have you seen the lady who owns that car over there?

She was in such a hurry to get away -

- from my dirty garage. She left without these.

She's inside the store.

I'm not supposed to have these.

She's in the store.

That lady over there is supposed to have these.

She's in the store.

- Huh? - She's inside the store.

Yes.

She had the blinker replaced at the garage.

- She did? - Yes!

This is outrageous!

They crash into Mom and replace the blinker?

What are you doing?

- Hello. Junior. This is not the bus. - Hush, be quiet.

We have to find the blinker and give it to the police.

It's quite dark in here? Did you notice?

We are showing some guts here, Junior.

Not many would have done this.

Some would've been afraid of falling off.

Relax. I'll keep you safe.

You didn't keep that one safe, did you?

That was close.

How are we going to find anything in here?

Don't make so much noise, Junior...

- The blinker! - You're a genius, Junior!

It's a match!

Junior.

I'm sorry.

Are you stealing from me?

Don't you think I would have given it to you?

You think I'm mean, don't you?

This is what I get.

Look. I am mean. There's your proof.

They all think I'm mean.

And that makes...

That makes it hard for me to be kind.

So I just become mean.

And if nobody... If nobody believes that you're kind, -

- then suddenly you end up in this basket.

It's called the naughty-basket.

But I don't belong in that basket.

You can have your blinker.

I want you to leave. Just leave.

Phillip! Wait up.

I found the blinker. The part fits. She did it.

Thanks a lot for giving me a flat tire.

- We have to go to the police. - Yes.

I should have had you arrested. Lucky for you Daddy's home.

I got the blinker from the lady who cries all the time.

She eats hundreds of waffles.

And she wears strange glasses.

And she cries and cries. I found it in her garage.

He thinks he's a detective, now.

- But I saw the light. - You saw the light?

- And it was a match! - I told you.

- He has lost it. - No.

- I don't really understand this. - Why don't you listen to me?

He's been like this the whole time you've been gone.

- No. - No?

Let's all just calm down now.

- Tell that to him. - Phillip!

- He gave me a flat tire. On purpose! - No.

- You did. - No.

No? Now he's lying too.

He's lying.

You little brat.

That's it. You will not behave this way!

Go to your room.

Tell that to Phillip.

Upstairs now!

This is so unfair. They're out there -

- fixing Phillips bike, and we're stuck here in your room.

Do you think I was too hard on Junior?

I don't know.

Nobody seems to care that Mom's in the hospital.

No.

Everybody just cares about other things.

Karoline.

You're thinking about other things too!

You would rather spend time with Karoline than catch the bad guys.

Well... maybe a little.

Fine. I'll go alone, then.

- Where? - To the police.

While you stay here and become as stupid as Dad and Phillip.

Hello! I am not stupid.

I said "a little".

As little time as possible. I would much rather go to the police!

Hey, Junior! You should bring -

- a tough guy like me with you.

I pity those mean guys.

They'll be sorry that you and I are so clever!

They deserve what's coming!

Faster, Junior, faster!

The police are waiting for us. They will be so happy -

- that we figured it all out.

They will put the bad guys in prison and make us heroes.

Here come Junior and... Twigson!

- Right or left? - Left.

Here come Junior and Twigson!

Here come Junior and Twigson!

Junior?

Phillip? Is Junior in your room?

Here come Junior and Twigson!

- The bicycle is gone. - What? My bike?

Hurry up, before he gets too far.

This is the carpenter's house. He must know how to get to the police.

Who wouldn't be home at this hour?

Actually, we're out too.

If someone had knocked on our door, we wouldn't be home.

Wow, that came down fast! Good thing we found shelter.

Talk about bad weather. The only thing missing now is snow.

...that the Norwegian people would

- object to the prince marrying a non-royal.

Not everyone gets to marry someone they love...

And therefore I appreciate the state making an effort -

- to make this a charming event.

Eilertsen? Have you seen Junior?

I was not watching that.

Okay. We're looking for Junior. He ran away.

- Ran away? - Can you help us look?

Of course, of course I want to help.

Karoline...

Junior?

So... You came to visit?

I guess you are... Here now, let's see.

I suppose you're here to pick up this?

It's not new, but at least your mother will have her gossip.

Now, who's there? Right.

Out driving, huh?

Oh no. It's the mean lady.

Twigson! We have to leave.

Where are you?

Say something.

Answer me.

- The mean lady is here. - What?

Well hello. Are you here as well?

Watch out! She's mean! She's the one who crashed into Mom.

Now you're fantasizing.

She replaced the blinker on her car.

The crying mechanic did it.

Mona? Did you go to see Mona?

- Call the police. - We weren't even moving.

It was your mother who crashed into us.

What are you saying?

We weren't even moving.

We were standing still.

Focus now. This is the gas, right? And this is the...?

Clutch.

- Yes. And this is...? - Brakes.

Right. Easy on the gas.

Suddenly, while we were sitting there, there was a big thump.

I wish we'd seen her, and helped her, but we didn't.

We didn't see anything, so we just drove on home.

I have been regretting this ever since I realized -

- that it was Junior's mom who was left lying there.

But we didn't run into her, she just didn't stop.

Something wrong with the brakes, maybe?

Let's step outside and get some fresh air, shall we?

I am confused, Junior.

At first she was kind, because she took us to the hospital.

But then we thought she had crashed into Mom, and then she was mean.

But she didn't crash into Mom and now she's kind again.

So who's the mean one here?

Twigson! You were stuck in MNom's bicycle!

- I was? - Yes, I pulled you out.

Yes, but that means...

That means that Mom is in the hospital because of us.

- Are we the bad guys? - Yes.

Have we been chasing ourselves?

What do we do now?

We agreed that bad people should be put in jail.

And now that's us!

The police!

Oh no. Now that we've just become bad.

We can't go to jail. You are a boy and I am a twig.

Cannot be done! Hello? Do you hear me?

It can't be done. They're coming this way.

Oh no.

Please, hurry up, Junior. We have to get out of here.

Junior? Junior?

We're leaving, Junior. We will leave our old lives behind.

We're starting a new and better life.

We'll find a small cabin in the woods!

We must think positive, look forward.

Keep looking forward, Junior!

We will make a new existence, a new life, -

- where we only have each other.

It will be hard, but we can never look back, Junior.

We have to look forward, Junior. Keep looking forward!

This is captain Twigson speaking.

We're approaching a ditch, at a one and a half meter altitude.

We're facing a turbulent landing.

So please fasten your seatbelts, and locate -

- the lifejackets under your seats.

We gave Phillip a flat tire two times! He's gonna get so mad.

Well, we won't have to be there for that now that we're leaving.

For anythingfrom anyone back home any more.

Look what I found!

Mom!

- Mom's radio. - We were supposed to drop that off.

Yes, or she'll miss the royal gossip.

And she can't live without it.

Listen... I don't want to be responsible -

- for any more bad things happening to Mom.

No, we have to get to the hospital.

Right...

No! A police car!

We don't have time to go to jail now.

We have to get the radio to the hospital.

Drive, stupid car.

Do you know the difference between left and right?

What?

Do you know what's left and right?

- Yes. - Come on, then.

Did you hear that? He wants us to ride with him.

And it's a real car.

That'll be the day. Hey, hang on.

You don't really know the difference between left and right.

We have to give Mom the radio.

Yes, but I thought we'd walk.

Much better idea, don't you think?

- A little on the left. I have to shift. - Like that?

Yes.

A little more on the right.

Great idea! We don't have to walk.

- Where are you heading? - In to the city where my dad lives.

My mom's at the hospital. Just drop us off there.

- But it takes two to drive. - Yes.

If you leave me at the hospital, I can't go visit my dad.

If you go to visit your dad, I can't go visit my mom.

- I'm visiting my dad. - Yes, but I'm visiting my mom.

Hey, hey, guys, keep your eyes on the road please.

- Dad! - Mom!

- Dad! - Mom!

Did you hear me?

This was not a good idea after all!

We shouldn't have sat in the car or tried to escape.

And I never should've turned Karoline down!

Are we dead?

No, I think we're in the hospital.

The hospital! But that means we're there!

Yes.

Karsten.

Those are Mom's flowers.

Where is she?

Mom?

There she is!

Junior? You're awake?

Hey, sweetie. What are you doing? Huh?

Here. For the gossip.

Right, would you like to listen with me?

No. Me and Twigson are leaving.

Why?

We destroyed your brakes when Twigson got stuck in there.

I am dangerous and mean. Good bye.

Junior, no. You are not mean. Hey.

I am.

Imagine if you hadn't gotten Twigson out of there.

He'd still be there.

She's got a point.

And you figured it all out.

You two are both good and kind. And I can't live without you two.

She can't live without us, Junior.

That means we have to stay. Right?

Junior.

Hi.

- Excuse me... Oh hello. - Hi.

We're watching the wedding.

I thought it was just gossip to you.

No, I can't live without it. Find a place in the back.

Excuse me. Sorry.

And here comes the bride, Miss Sonja Haraldsen -

- and His Royal Highness Olav.

Eilertsen.

Look who's here.

- Hi. - Hi.

Is Karoline here? Yes, look at her hair.

It looks nice.

- Hello Karoline. - Hello.

Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I don't think you're stupid.

So what do you think of me? I can't live without you.

We might have to watch Twigson and Karoline get married instead.

We do want a wedding, right?

No, no. It is going to work.

Her? Yes

What do you say, Twigson?

Do you take Karoline for your lawful wedded wife?

I do. If you still want me, that is.

Take Twigson for your lawful wedded husband?

So I ask you, Sonja Haraldsen...

Hold it there. There, don't touch.

...for your lawful wedded husband?

I do.

I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.

- Do we kiss now? - Yes.

It's time for that champagne. It's way over due.

Look at that, Junior.

There's another one.

And it's even nicer.

- Do you like it? - Yes.

- Maybe we should give it a test ride? - In here?

No, let's try it for real this time. Let's try it outside.

Look at me!

This is as wonderful as flying, Junior!

You're the twig of my dreams,

you're like candy, only twice as sweet

I'm coming, Karoline.

You are tougher than nails,

baby put on your veil

As happy as can be,

your heart belongs to me

No doubt in my mind, you're one twig of a kind

I'll sing it one more time

You're the twig of my dreams

You're the twig of my dreams

You're like candy, only twice as sweet

Remember the day you proposed

I got my heart in a knot

The world came to a stop

Tall and straight, what a babe

No stress, I'm all dressed to impress

And baby you said yes

You're the twig of my dreams

You're the twig of my dreams

You're like candy, only twice as sweet

Life never was this good, more like bark and dried up wood

I was afraid of chicks, I was dried up like a brick

And then one lovely summer's day I saw you, a beautiful bouquet

As crazy as it seems I'd found the birch of my dreams

Karoline, there you were

You're the twig of my dreams

You're the twig of my dreams!

You're like candy, only twice as sweet

You're the twig of my dreams

You're the twig of my dreams

You're like a carousel spinning all by itself

You're like chocolate covered entrecote

Karoline, you're like camembert!

I just love birch pollen!

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