Original subtitles

May I salute our American cousin Signor Francesco Cosca

and his lovely wife?

And may I raise my glass to Signor Altabani and his most beautiful wife,

to thank him for his hospitality?

And to congratulate him on the way he handled the English mob this morning.

I would not be too sure about the English, cousin.

They wouldn't dare!

They are not so stupid as they look.

Che cos'e? Le luci...

(screams of panic) -(Altabani) Candles! Quickly!

Guarda nel cassetto a destra...

(sirens)

Gentlemen, we must assume they are here.

(sighs of relief)

(woman over tannoy) All passengers, proceed to gate five. Thank you.

Attention, s'il vous plait, les passagers pour Alitalia vol...

Got your passport? -I think so.

You need your passport directly after the tickets.

As you walk to the plane look neither right nor left.

Just look straight ahead. OK? Keep going straight ahead.

Geneva, please. Got it? Neither to the right.

Nor to the left. Straight ahead. -Left. Straight ahead.

And keep going.

Charlie, listen! The plan was that we stay here.

The plan's changed.

But why, Charlie? Why? -Because you're a liability.

Lorna, you see that lot out there?

If we slip up, they'll tear us apart.

And... I don't want you involved any more.

Charlie? -What?

You care?

Get on the, er... plane. I'll see you... in Geneva.

Have a cup of tea ready.

Bye-bye, Charlie!

Get on the plane. Get on the plane.

I love you, Charlie!

Hello, Charlie! -Hello, lads.

Hello, Charles. -Hello, Chris.

Before we leave,... Bill? -Yes, Charlie?

I want every tin burned.

No fingerprints on anything in the house.

We're wearing gloves. -You can't be too careful.

Is there a toilet here? -Of sorts. Out the back.

Wash the handle and the seat. No prints on that, either.

Right, here is the crunch.

Do you all know how to get there? -Actually, we can all read maps.

The map will be in your head. I'm burning this one. Any questions?

Without the two Jags and the Aston, what if anything does go wrong?

Put your gloves on. Anything else?

Shall we synchronise our watches? -Nuts to your watches.

You just be there by quarter to and don't get stuck in the traffic jam.

Anything else?

Right. Away you go.

Oh! One more thing.

Just remember, in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.

(contemptuous muttering)

Bill? -Yes, Charlie?

Bill! -Yes, Charlie?

Burn this for me, will you?

Yes, Charlie.

Oh, Bill? -Yes, Charlie?

Get rid of this lot. -Yes, Charlie.

(woman grunts with the effort)

Grazie, signore. -Prego.

(tram's bell rings)

They're in a trattoria in the city. -They know where to put these?

Yes, you can see the cameras on the rooftops.

Capisco. In cinque minuti lasciano I'aeroporto.

Sgombrate la zona e attenzione macchine

(radio) sul percorso FIAT. Richiesta ambulanza

a piazza San Carlo.

Macchina numero 2 presti soccorso...

(siren)

E lei per chi mi prende? Non mi tocchi! Ha capito? Anche lei.

Mi porti al commissariato. E un maniaco sessuale, ha capito?

Cosa fa li impalato? Perbacco.

Il commissario lo deve mandare in prigione.

Perche e un maniaco sessuale. Subito, la prego perche adesso...

Mi aiuti, per favore. Non vede che non ci passo? Spinga un pochino.

(screams)

I can't argue. -Me in the front, you in the back.

He wants to sit up front with the driver.

I get sick in the back. -I'll get my migraine.

I'll be out like a light. -You are not going to be sick.

You're not going to have migraine.

Everybody is sitting in the back of the motor.

Me in the back of the motor, with my asthma?

One more word out of you, Arthur... Alright?

Alright. Now, everybody, all your gear in here.

Get your gear out. Pens, wallets, passports,

photos of your girlfriend. And those cards. Put 'em in 'ere.

I'm going to need these cards. -What? Put them in here!

I want mascots, money, bottle openers.

...in London I was up drainpipes and the game was up.

All I had to do, all the time. What?

(whistles) I'm getting a contact! -Let's hear it. Turn it up.

I'll turn it up.

(radio) Aeroporto controllo riferisce che I'operazione carico e completata.

(laughs) How about that?!

Controllo traffico riferisce... -How about what?

Eh? -(angrily) How about what?

They've finished loading the gold. -Incidente a piazza San Carlo...

Right, get dressed.

(radio) Unita C e D assistenza.

Convoglio FIAT riferisce condizioni normali a meno quattro minuti.

Right, away you go.

Away you go.

(radio) Camion ribaltato. Si richiede assistenza

per sgomberare la strada. Assistenza medica non necessaria.

Macchine 10, 12 e 14...

Grazie. -Molto bene, Dad.

OK, let's go.

Il convoglio ha lasciato l'aeroporto, va bene?

Va bene.

Can you direct me to Corso Garibaldi Street?

Semplicissimo, signore. Non sono di Torino per o Corso Garibaldi lo so.

Lei deve imboccare la via Po, che e la. Guardi.

Bloody foreigners. -Prende la sinistra...

Excuse me. -Ma che c'entran gli spaghetti?!

(box starts to bleep)

Pronto, controllo? Telecamera sei e otto.

Blimey!

Bloody Grand Prix!

Ingegnere, ingegnere? (sighs)

Numero tre, quattro. Controlla, per favore, e urgente.

(radio) Emergenza carro attrezzi...

Numero 10, 12...

(rapid beeping)

(angry woman) Ma guardi dove va a finire lei!

(car horns)

What the devil is happening? -A traffic jam.

It gets worse every time. -We've lost the convoy. Indietro!

(car horns)

(honks horn)

Any minute now.

It's like the Black Hole of Calcutta in here.

Shut it, Arthur. What are they gabbling about, Franco?

Complaining about the jam. -It won't be the only complaint.

Keep calm. -Get off my feet!

(all bicker)

Alright, alright! Get yourselves sorted out and shut up!

No one talks now except me.

Now, now, now! Now! Get in front of it!

Put your helmets on.

Hold tight.

Now! Go round! Get in front of it.

Oi! Put that bloody water cannon out!

(Minis rev up)

OK, Bill.

In you come! In! In!

Back! Back!

Hey! Unload! Unload!

Unload!

Capitano! Che e successo, capitano?

Tenersi indietro. Non spingere.

(commotion dies down)

Va bene. Quel camion li, me lo porti fin qui.

Signorsi.

(thud)

Where do you think you're going?! Get on with it!

Get in the car. Get back up there.

If anybody comes through, hit 'em.

E poi venite subito in macchina con me.

(whistles) OK, Charlie, that's it.

Right. You, you and you in the Dormobile. Get in the car.

Oi! Get in the Dormobile.

Get your finger out.

Get a move on, then!

Well, look happy, you stupid bastards!

We won, didn't we?

They went that away.

(screams)

I could eat a horse!

Che te possino...

Grazie. Le Mini sono state viste fuori delle gallerie.

Avanti adagio. Un sorriso. Grazie.

(from Mini) Good luck!

(car horn)

(cars rev)

Dove vai?

(engine fails to start)

(car horns)

Che e successo?

E tutto rovinato.

Questo scherzo coster a alla citta

tre milioni di dollari.

Sono sicuro che tra poco tempo

sar a tutto in ordine.

Non ci credo.

Fermate tutto.

Signor comandante. -Fermate tutto.

Fermate le auto che entrano in citta.

Sotto. Piu sotto. Avvicinati.

Put your foot down, Tony. They're getting rather close.

Dai, passagli dentro. Su, tagliagli la strada.

Look out, look out, it's Charlie!

Look for that bloody exit. We can't go round here all night.

Manzo? -Yes, sir.

Check the station. All trains.

Check all names of passengers who boarded planes at Linate or Malpensa.

This was a big operation. Those engaged in the earlier part

will probably have left by air.

Check the autostradas. -The police will do this.

We know them, the police don't. Get my plane ready.

They can't get out in this mess.

If they planned this jam, they planned a way out.

I think you might try to keep up. -Alright!

Here, make a wish.

They're behind us. Put your foot down, we'll lose 'em easy.

Va bene? -Si!

(siren dies away)

Hurry up, Dominic.

(siren gets louder)

Have you heard, sir? They've done it!

All the men are yelling for you. They've done it.

Done what, Keats? -The job, sir!

(all chant) Bridger! Bridger!

! This is the self-preservation society

! This is the self-preservation society

! Go wash your German bands your boat race, too

! Comb your Barnet fair we got a lot to do

! Put on your dicky dirt and your Peckham Rye

! Cos time's soon hurrying by

! Get your skates on, mate Get your skates on, mate

! No bib around your Gregory Peck today, eh?

! Prop your plates of meat Right on the seat

! This is the self-preservation society

! This is the self-preservation society

Get the wheels in line with it!

Damn it! Brake, or we'll be in the cabin.

More speed on the up, accelerate and...

Bridger!

That's it! Go on!

Bridger!

! Self-preservation society

! This is the self-preservation society

OK, hang on.

Be very careful.

Everybody out. Start unloading the gold.

! Self-preservation society

! This is the self-preservation society

Bridger!

Charlie-boy?

Now.

Ready, Charlie?

Now!

Ready?

Now!

OK, out you come, out you come.

Leave the beer! Leave the beer! Get in.

Come on.

OK, William, go!

! This is the self-preservation society

! The self-preservation society

! Put on your almond rocks and daisy roots

! Flash your Hampstead Heath, wear your whistle and flute

! Lots of la-di-das and cold pig's ear

! Look alive and get into gear

! Get your skates on, mate Get your skates on, mate

! No bib around your Gregory Peck today, eh?

! Drop your plates of meat Right on the seat

! This is the self-preservation society

! The self-preservation society

! The self-preservation society

(brakes squeal)

Hold still, hold still.

Nobody move.

We're balancing right on the edge. Very slowly, move this way.

Very slowly. Don't make a sharp movement.

Come as far up this end as you can get.

Watch it, watch it. Watch it, Bill!

The gold is pulling it over the edge. We'll have to get it back.

Get back! Get back!

Now hold still. Don't move. Don't move at all.

Don't no one get out the door, neither. Otherwise we'll all go.

Edge back as far as you can go, to cou... to counterbalance me. Now...

Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea.

Er... Er...

! This is the self-preservation society

! The self-preservation society

! Put on your almond rocks and daisy roots

! Flash your Hampstead Heath, wear your whistle and flute

! Lots of la-di-das and cold pig's ear

! Look alive and get out of here

! Get your skates on, mate Get your skates on, mate

! No bib around your Gregory Peck today, eh?

! Drop your plates of meat Right on the seat

! This is the self-preservation society

! The self-preservation society The self-preservation society

For 2CD WAF release adapted and corrected by Ante.

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