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Psagmeno.com
MOViE iNFO WiTH .srt FiLES!
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Hi,
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my fellow citizens
of this great country of ours,
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the United Corporations of America.
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Why did those Pilgrims
land on Plymouth Rock?
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Because they needed a place to stage
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the greatest pissing
contest known to man!
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That's right, race fans!
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We are moments away
from the starting gun,
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and anticipation here has reached
a medically dangerous level.
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The fifth installment
of the great American tradition.
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Does it get any better than this?
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Now, this is all about freedom.
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The freedom to sit on
your big fat ass all day
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and watch the singly greatest
sporting event known to man.
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Competition, that's what's
made this country so great.
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Welcome to the Death Race!
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Our first competitor
is approaching the starting line.
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And judging by the smell of
burnt rubber and brimstone,
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it can only be
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Tammy the Terrorist!
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A three-time veteran of the race,
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and leader of her own
extremely convoluted religion,
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is this the year Tammy turns
prophecy into victory?
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I'm here with Tammy the Terrorist,
a close friend of mine,
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and America wants to know,
are you a radical fundamentalist?
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I just want to spread the love of
the Lord I have in my heart with y'all.
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And that's why I've hidden a special
surprise somewhere in section G.
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Looks like 17 casualties!
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Now, that is how you start a race,
folks!
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Love to the nonbelievers
and praise to Elvis Presley!
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Judges will still have to decide
if pre-race kills count for points.
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And I sure hope that they do!
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Our beloved racers are
scored on total time
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and combined pedestrian fatalities.
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With 10 points for an adult,
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double that for a child and a whopping
50 points for the senior set!
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Yes, Grace, despite our
free sterilization clinics,
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Americans continue to reproduce
at an alarming rate.
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And when we irradiated the
entire population against cancer,
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well, that was probably
a huge mistake.
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Whoops!
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That means a lot of old people,
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and a lot of children who
grow up to be old people.
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Sad face.
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So, let's watch them die, America!
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Three days to the finish line,
three days of carnage
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from Old New York
to New Los Angeles.
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From sea to shining sea.
More space for you and me!
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And that is the car
of Minerva Jefferson.
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Minerva, this is your first time
making it through qualifying.
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How do you plan to compete
against more seasoned racers?
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Yo, yo, yo,
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where I come from, right, we compete
every goddamn day to survive.
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Right, Chi Wapp?
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Minerva is a relative
newcomer to the race,
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but certainly no stranger
to the spotlight.
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A successful recording career,
a blockbuster sex tape,
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why risk it all to
compete in the Death Race?
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My new single can answer
that question perfectly.
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Minerva in the house
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Drive, drive, drive, drive
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Drive, drive, drive, drive
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Drive, drive, kill, kill,
drive, drive, drive
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Kill, drive, kill, drive
Kill the white man, hah!
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Drive, drive, kill, kill
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Drive, drive, drive!
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Kill, drive, kill, drive Kill the
white people in a car, car, car
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Oh-oh! This song rules!
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You girls wanna make out?
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Have you seen my insulin?
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Grams, I'm trying to watch the race.
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You know what these Jell-O shots
do to my blood sugar?
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I'm not your nurse, okay?
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A hundred and
fifteen years old
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and I ain't showing
no signs of stopping.
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That's right, race fans!
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Cutting-edge technology
from UCA puts you,
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the home viewer,
in the passenger seat.
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This year, each driver is carrying
a passenger fitted with neuro-transmitters.
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These "proxies" allow
you to see, hear,
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and smell your favorite driver
in stunning virtual reality.
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We hear a lot about professional
athletes getting an early start,
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but in Jed's case,
his career began at conception.
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The product of genetic engineering,
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Perfectus breezed
through sectional qualifying.
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So, could he be the man to finally
dethrone our reigning champ?
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Time to shine.
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Oh!
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Well, this just in.
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Frankenstein has
entered the building!
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He's driving when the sun comes up.
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He's still driving
when it goes down.
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He's got a 500-gallon
tank right here.
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I will destroy everyone
in this montage.
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He's got more machinery in his body
than most guys have in their cars.
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Smoking cigarettes
may be bad for you,
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but doubting Frankenstein?
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That's fatal!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Frankenstein!
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The ultimate driver wouldn't
have been in those crashes.
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Frankenstein is outdated!
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Perfectus is the next step
in human evolution!
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When your DNA sleeps,
it dreams of me!
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You suck!
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Frankenstein! Frankenstein!
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Are you fully recovered
from last year's crash?
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No comment.
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- Jed Perfectus, any thoughts?
- He's got nice hair.
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Some say he's the heir apparent,
The Chairman's new favorite.
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Well, they'll make a nice couple.
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Boxers or briefs?
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Our next competitor
puts the "AI" in "racing."
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This is the first self-driving car,
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programmed to follow
the complex rules of the race.
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An artificial
intelligence dubbed "Abe."
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Ah!
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Oh, my, my! Will you look at that!
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That's technology.
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You know, it's technology like this
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that has liberated 99% of Americans
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from the outdated
burden of employment.
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This is the machine's creator
and B-B-BFF of mine,
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Dr. Von Creamer.
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Tell me, Doctor, does Abe have
any predictions for the race?
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Looks like rain today and
enslavement by machines tomorrow.
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Ready for one last dance?
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Wait, wait, stop!
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Stop right there, that's perfect!
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Talking to the car, that's great.
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Give me a second to
power-up my visor
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and we'll just record
this whole scene.
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I'm Annie Sullivan, your proxy.
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It's nice to finally
meet you in the, uh,
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flesh.
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Wait, I'm still not transmitting.
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Give me a second before
you start the engine.
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What ya doing?
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You're adjusting the air intake.
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No,
trying to find a good jazz station.
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If the UCA says I need
a passenger to wear a visor,
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they should have sent me a chimp.
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Less distraction and less weight.
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Look,
I'm sorry if I'm a little lost here,
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but what do you
expect if you refuse
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to meet until 10
minutes before we race?
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Cheerleaders don't come to practice.
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See, we should be recording this.
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Vintage macho-bullshit
is ratings gold.
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I don't care about your broadcast,
Miss Sullivan.
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I don't care about
the money or the fans,
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and I definitely
don't care about you.
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I know you've won a lot of races,
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and I hope for both our sakes that
age hasn't diminished your skills.
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But this is a prince of
an opportunity for me,
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and I have blown my
share of frogs to get it.
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So, show me some professional
courtesy and smile for the camera.
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That way, we both win.
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What is this?
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It's my gear bag.
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Holy Chairman's hair!
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Frankenstein!
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Oh, my God! Frankenstein!
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Here he comes, ladies and gentlemen.
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Battered and bruised,
slashed and gashed,
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ripped up, tripped up,
turned around, but never torn down.
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Made from the part bin
and hungry for one more win!
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Part man, part machine, all legend.
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The one, the only, Frankenstein!
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They really love you.
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You could've died a champion,
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but now you'll have to taste defeat
at the hands of perfection.
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You'll pay for that, boy.
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Citizens, you know who I am,
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The Chairman of the
United Corporations of America.
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I love you.
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Europe, Asia, cancer,
we kicked them all in the ass!
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The only thing that can kill
an American is another American!
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It's survival of the fittest,
do or die.
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Citizens,
get ready to race for your lives!
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Rerouting.
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You think science can defeat
the divine truth?
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Math is for heathens and nerds!
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I swear by St. Dwayne
"The Rock" Johnson,
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I will slap that sinful tramp.
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Boo-yeah!
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Shouldn't we go back?
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I don't go back.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, brother. Motherfucker!
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How about a burial at sea!
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Let him pass.
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Time to shine.
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I am Perfectus!
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How you like me now, America?
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Meh.
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Well, looks like we lost him.
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What?
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What!
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No one's ever seen your face.
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The mask is a gimmick!
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And plus, it's itchy!
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And in the future,
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would you mind not yelling out
stupid things like, "Let him pass!"
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Right, no,
you never let anybody pass.
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The next thing, you're gonna be
yelling out, like, "Are you crazy?
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"Is this a suicide move?"
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I think I already know
the answer to both of those.
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Just pipe down.
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Look,
it's just that I was terrified.
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It's easy,
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just try to face the inevitability
of a violent death.
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Hmm.
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He took the fucking mask off.
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The marketing guys
are gonna go nuts.
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Job, jobs, jobs,
I'm just creating jobs.
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Don, do you like your job?
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Yes, I'm happy to be
gainfully employed, sir.
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Do you like Frankenstein?
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Um... Do you?
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Frankenstein! Frankenstein!
Frankenstein!
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I did.
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Hey, yo, bitch!
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Unplug that shit
and find yourself a real man!
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Fucking Creamer!
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Warning, meltdown imminent.
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That'll do.
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Attack, attack! Attack, attack!
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Oh, what the fuck!
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Oh! Shit's about to get
real up in this bitch!
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Come on.
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We're out of Mood-Whiz again!
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Honey,
I'm trying to watch the Death Race.
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Come on,
this is more than cracker topping.
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This is a delicious treatment
for clinical depression!
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"For the treatment of hunger
and mild psychosis"?
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Maybe you need the extra strength!
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Yay! Ga-ga-ga-gooey!
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What a fantastic kill,
ladies and gentlemen!
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And with judges approving
her pre-race spectator kills,
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Tammy is out to a comfortable
lead with style!
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Now, each driver has split off
into their own preferred route,
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as they race toward tonight's
first checkpoint.
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Check, please!
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Oh, yes,
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and this is the part of the race
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that really gives me
the tinkly-winklies!
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Shameful.
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The shame is ours.
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And here's a bit of
inspired fan art...
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We need to watch this!
253
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,273
We've watched enough!
254
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:49,697
Brothers and sisters,
this was once a great nation.
255
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,116
A shining city upon a hill,
256
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:56,780
where people worked,
and lived, and loved,
257
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,957
and had book clubs.
258
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,541
The Death Race...
259
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:07,207
No, brothers and sisters
of the Resistance.
260
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,667
Today we fight back!
261
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,127
Yeah!
262
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:15,765
Mrs. Hamilton, again,
I respectfully disagree.
263
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,219
We must use education, eh?
264
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,346
Peaceful protest.
265
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,482
Perhaps if we form a committee...
266
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,444
You know what the Dalai Lama
said about committees?
267
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,481
Oh, that's right,
he didn't talk about committees,
268
00:20:31,681 --> 00:20:33,366
because he wasn't a pussy.
269
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,236
Brothers and sisters, remember,
270
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,948
I lived in the belly of the beast.
271
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,539
- I was a network programmer.
- Hmm-mmm.
272
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,329
We must stop the Death Race!
273
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:50,133
We must kill every single racer
and send them all to oblivion!
274
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,466
Yeah!
275
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:55,175
Give us liberty, or give them death!
276
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,759
Yeah!
277
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,495
Fucking bitch!
278
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,336
I hate to say it, Chi Wapp,
279
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,171
but I'm starting to
lose my temper, yo!
280
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,886
Aight, it's time to even the score.
Hit that shit.
281
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,261
Yo, yo, yo.
282
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:40,675
Time to get three-fingers-deep
with the soul survivor
283
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,510
Minerva Jefferson!
284
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:48,733
Drive, drive, drive, drive
285
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:52,278
Drive, drive, drive, drive
286
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,234
Drive, drive, kill, kill
287
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,274
Drive, drive, drive
288
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:59,031
Kill, drive, kill, drive,
kill the white man
289
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,243
Here we go.
290
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,787
Jihad for Jimi Hendrix!
291
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,051
Those were my fans!
292
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,183
I'm gonna kill that bitch.
293
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,669
This thing have a Holo-Vision?
294
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,635
Radio?
295
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,226
How about an interview?
296
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,935
Well, that was classic
Frankenstein back there.
297
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,857
Have you ever run your car
off a building before?
298
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:17,400
Look, we need some
candid reaction stuff, okay?
299
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,616
Have you ever thought
about your legacy?
300
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,651
Have you ever...
301
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,830
Okay, dude.
302
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,003
What are you doing?
303
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,302
I'm transmitting your smell
to millions of people.
304
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,514
If you won't talk to me,
that's the best I can do.
305
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,514
Three questions.
306
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,106
Do you think that Jed
Perfectus can beat you?
307
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,187
No.
308
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,022
Do you consider
yourself a role model?
309
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,197
Hell, no.
310
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,286
Got any soft spots under that armor?
311
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:11,118
Feelings,
any places I could stick a knife?
312
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,795
No, no, and no.
313
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,793
- End of interview.
- Hmm.
314
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:19,709
Boy, you're the worst.
315
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,007
It's your fault.
316
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,303
What?
317
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,547
You're asking yes or no questions.
318
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,511
Are you telling me
how to conduct an interview?
319
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,939
I've covered every major story
for the last five years.
320
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,724
Then why become a proxy?
321
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:37,522
Because it's hard to turn
global famine into clickbait!
322
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,322
The corporations want positive news
323
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:44,651
and that's increasingly
hard to find.
324
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:50,081
So, how do you feel about
the Death Race, Annie?
325
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,327
Um...
326
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:59,048
You see, open-ended questions...
Much better interview.
327
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,172
I just got a message from a fan.
328
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,596
An easy scoring opportunity,
take a left.
329
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:15,932
And it's great to see so many of
you Asian parents turn out today!
330
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,268
You're the lifeblood
of every school.
331
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,899
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
I think I see our VIP coming.
332
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,025
Yes, there he is!
333
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:28,861
Let's give him a warm
Bieber Elementary School welcome!
334
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,160
What are they doing?
335
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,957
Trying to boost test scores.
336
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,579
Don't move, boys and girls,
stay still.
337
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:39,713
Easy pickings.
338
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,764
No soft spots, huh?
339
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,226
Wheelchairs fuck up my paint job.
340
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,522
Hmm.
341
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,773
Oh, that Frankenstein.
342
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,155
He sure has a sense of humor.
343
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:07,650
And now he's got a
real doozy of points!
344
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,914
Hmm. Left turn here.
345
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:18,994
Left turn.
346
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,914
Pedestrian sighted.
347
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:25,627
Only one year short of the bonus.
348
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,006
He will suffice.
349
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:31,387
Crank me up.
350
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,217
Increasing stimulation.
351
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,595
Is this is the right spot?
352
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:38,851
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
353
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,060
Yeah, yeah! Kill him!
354
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,687
It's a trap.
355
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:48,862
Rerouting.
356
00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:51,743
Sorry.
357
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,382
What the fuck?
358
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,234
Hey, hey, hey, back, back!
359
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:28,025
People of America!
360
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,320
We address you in your home
361
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,943
via the vile Virtual Reality plague!
362
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:35,245
We can rise up!
363
00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:49,506
We can overthrow the government!
364
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,178
The people's voice will...
365
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:52,254
What?
366
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,507
The camera isn't running.
367
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,762
Are you kidding me?
368
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:59,971
Well, I'm sorry, I'm ruining
your speech, but the light went off.
369
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:01,309
Oh, shit.
370
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,394
Kill her, I guess.
371
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,475
Hello and goodbye.
372
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:06,811
Ten points.
373
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,817
Toaster...
It's raining in my mind...
374
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,022
Have a nice day.
375
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,111
You've got mail.
376
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:14,743
Kill, kill, kill,
points, ten points.
377
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:19,699
Butterflies... Steaming... Gerbils.
378
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,370
Ten points.
379
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,418
Hey, babe.
380
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,044
Ten points.
381
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,467
Kill.
382
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,759
Hey, are you okay?
383
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:41,304
You remember me, don't you?
I'm your girlfriend.
384
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,309
Tens... You look sexy.
385
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:47,859
You're my shiny sex machine.
386
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:50,775
Ten points... Searching, searching.
387
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,982
Do you want me to make love to you?
388
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,492
Scanning face... No match.
389
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,862
Ten points.
390
00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,239
Well, we're back,
and who could have seen that coming!
391
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,869
I mean, scoring your own proxy.
392
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,583
Does it count?
I don't even know if it counts!
393
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,708
It counts! Wow!
394
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:09,631
Nobody is safe
anymore and I love it!
395
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:10,965
What?
396
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:14,386
It looks like Abe has
abandoned the race.
397
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:22,846
Why am I here?
Why am I programmed to hate?
398
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,681
So much for GPS.
399
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,893
Don't tell me you
were cheering for Abe.
400
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,936
Everybody's got a favorite.
401
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,813
Just because The Chairman loves you.
402
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,860
Come on, everybody knows you play
golf together in the off-season.
403
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,191
Really?
404
00:29:39,391 --> 00:29:41,155
You two probably race
around in golf carts.
405
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:44,116
The Chairman wouldn't like that.
406
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:47,578
Too much wind.
407
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:51,628
Too much wind.
408
00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:54,381
Too much wind.
409
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:59,799
Oh, my dear friend,
you have grown so bold.
410
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,139
Hmm.
411
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:10,147
Why today, Larry? It really pisses
me off, you know what I mean?
412
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,319
What are you gonna do about it?
We're lucky.
413
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,692
I got two bottles of sunblock
with my last paycheck.
414
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:15,947
Sunblock?
415
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,736
Like I'm all fancy and stuff.
416
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,618
We're out here in the middle of
the motherfucking Death Race,
417
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,162
and you're talking
to me about sunblock?
418
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:24,156
That's the price we pay
for being middle class.
419
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:36,009
Give me a break!
I'm just an ordinary guy.
420
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,837
Looks like we got a real tough guy.
421
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:51,897
Am I not tough? Am I not a guy?
422
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,649
Of course, you are, baby,
423
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:58,483
but you need clean kills
if you want to beat Frankenstein.
424
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:02,703
You said his name. Take it back.
425
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:07,124
Take it back, it's still in the air!
426
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,627
Frankenstein!
427
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,549
Yo, B, we recycle this.
428
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,680
We're running the lumber
on this hand, you know?
429
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,012
We gotta kick some wheelers.
430
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,847
Tell me something I don't know, man.
431
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,484
This fucking road is empty!
432
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,607
Whoa!
433
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,994
What the fuck! Who are these fags?
434
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,747
Some fool crackers
trying to be part of the show.
435
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,750
This ain't open mic night,
motherfuckers!
436
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:56,957
Hey, fellas!
437
00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:03,046
- Fuck you.
- I can do this all day!
438
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,513
- Kill the motherfucker!
- Whoo! Oh, oh, oh!
439
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,178
- Bump that shit, Chi Wapp!
- Yeah!
440
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,231
Kill, drive, kill, drive
441
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:19,192
Kill, kill, drive, drive, drive
442
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,376
Whoo!
443
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:36,956
Whoo! Whoo!
444
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,631
Yeah, it tasted so good!
445
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:48,092
Make some comments on
getting passed today.
446
00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:51,144
Day one comes to a close and all
of our racers are on the board,
447
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,972
with Tammy the Terrorist
out to an early lead.
448
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,809
You want proof of the
power of the Almighty?
449
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,985
Just look at that scoreboard.
450
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:03,031
My bumper is a magnet for heathens.
451
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:06,155
I'm running on the truth,
the power, the glory,
452
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,578
and I got one Goodyear in the back.
453
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,118
Tammy, any messages
for the families of the scored?
454
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:13,951
Religious law mandates a quick
burial. Five, 10 minutes, max.
455
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:18,171
Meanwhile,
frustration for Team Jefferson.
456
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:22,050
Drive, Drive, Kill, Kill may be making
its way to the top of the charts,
457
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,423
but today's slow start may mean
458
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,839
a 187 on Minerva's
chances for victory.
459
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,765
Tell me who!
460
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,138
Tell me the fuck who!
461
00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,186
Bitch been stealing my scores
462
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,731
like white people been stealing
from us since the beginning.
463
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,308
Ain't nothing new here.
464
00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,519
I'm gonna tell you what
I'm gonna do though.
465
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:45,483
I'mma grab her blonde hair and rip
it out of her cracker-ass skull,
466
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,158
'cause I'm Minerva!
467
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,781
I'mma fuck her on two...
468
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,784
After a long day of racing,
469
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:55,663
drivers and proxies will enjoy
a night of pampered luxury
470
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,915
here at the Three Seasons Columbus.
471
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,747
That's the Three Seasons,
472
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,710
because comfort matters
and winter was just a myth.
473
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:08,423
I could lead every stage.
I could lead every mile.
474
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:12,305
But Perfectus gives you more.
He gives you theater.
475
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:18,015
As you know, Jed, race rules
prohibit cameras after hours.
476
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,896
But since we're besties,
477
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:24,025
tell me, what really goes on
when the cameras go off?
478
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:29,075
Jed has 500 times the testosterone
of a normal man.
479
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:32,245
It's like having sex
with 500 men at once.
480
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,247
Awesome.
481
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,575
- Frankenstein!
- Frankenstein!
482
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:40,253
Frankenstein, Frankenstein,
why did you take off your mask?
483
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,046
Tell us more about your scar.
484
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:43,920
Frankenstein, do you have any ideas
about Abe's whereabouts?
485
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:46,343
It's been a long day, folks,
we just wanna get some rest.
486
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:50,051
Always let your lady do the talking?
487
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,344
You got past me today.
488
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:56,015
But sooner or later, I'm gonna get
my hook in you and reel you in.
489
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,981
Couldn't they engineer
you any clothes?
490
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,684
How'd you get so
ridiculously handsome?
491
00:35:04,884 --> 00:35:09,884
Psagmeno.com
MOViE iNFO WiTH .srt FiLES!
492
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:13,571
I'll drink your tears, Frankenstein!
493
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,832
I'll lick them off
your handsome face.
494
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:33,298
Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen,
495
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:37,227
I want to take you on a little
stroll down memory lane.
496
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:41,314
Uh, back, I'm talking,
way, way back,
497
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:46,111
when Jim was just a skinny kid
and Laura wasn't such a bitch.
498
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:52,405
Does anybody remember salespeople?
499
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,324
Huh? How about waitresses?
500
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:57,997
You know, little blondes
in aprons about this big.
501
00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:00,872
Jim, how many people
have you got working for you?
502
00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:04,830
I'm talking about human people.
How many? A dozen?
503
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,666
- Less.
- Less. Wow.
504
00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:12,345
So, the only thing rarer than the
black rhino that we're about to eat,
505
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:16,266
is a person that you actually pay.
506
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:19,971
Which makes us the richest
motherfuckers on the planet.
507
00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:29,522
But also, that gives us
a 99.993% unemployment rate.
508
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:32,323
So, that's an awful lot of people
with an awful lot of time.
509
00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:33,696
So, what do they do?
510
00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:39,123
The screw? They multiply?
Or do they think?
511
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,199
Huh? Huh?
512
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,918
Or do they watch the VR?
513
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,289
One arena.
514
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:50,091
One sexually ambiguous superstar,
515
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:54,091
10,000 screaming fans
facing certain death,
516
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:57,299
all trying to get one
finger on Jed's body,
517
00:36:57,424 --> 00:37:00,519
just to become famous.
518
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:06,225
What about Frankenstein?
He's an established brand.
519
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,446
I think Frankenstein
will be extinct tomorrow.
520
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,887
Nice ass.
521
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,556
What took so long?
522
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:41,134
You were supposed
to make contact an hour ago.
523
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,933
It's been hard He's been watching me
524
00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:48,608
Annie, Frankenstein is the key,
he cannot be allowed to survive.
525
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,061
At least we got the AI
526
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,358
Not good enough.
527
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,774
The people worship Frankenstein,
because he's strong.
528
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:59,327
They need to see that we are strong,
too!
529
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:06,915
Strong enough to kill him
530
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:11,165
Look, we've given you the tools,
Annie, you need to take him tonight!
531
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:35,318
Your shoulders are so tense.
Would you like an adjustment?
532
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,069
You know how to use a torque wrench?
533
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:38,365
I'm a fast learner.
534
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,910
Why were you in the
bathroom so long?
535
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,158
I had to shave.
536
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:49,210
Smooth as silk.
537
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,708
That's more water
than most people use in a month.
538
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,086
How about some music?
539
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,262
Now, that's more like it.
540
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,597
That's not the radio.
541
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,978
Perfectus is next door.
542
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:23,160
Why can't they see
me as I see myself?
543
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:28,458
A kind, gentle soul
imprisoned by abs of steel?
544
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,540
You're just worried about Frankie,
baby.
545
00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:34,790
I'm not hearing 500 men, Eve.
More shrieks.
546
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,710
I said shrieks!
547
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,921
That's not what a shriek sounds...
548
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,802
This is what a shriek sounds like!
549
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:45,555
This is what it sounds like
to be fucked by 500 men!
550
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:50,896
Ooh! This bed
551
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:54,476
is so comfortable.
552
00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:59,363
I gotta hand it to you, lady,
you've actually become more annoying.
553
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:05,116
I've got road maps to study,
and an arm to fix.
554
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,625
I have an idea.
555
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:15,414
Why don't you take this route?
556
00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:18,837
First off, lady,
you're terrible at this.
557
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:22,296
And second, that cutoff at your
navel is probably a faster route.
558
00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:26,391
Why do you care about
this goddamn race so much?
559
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,053
Because it's my job.
560
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:33,310
And this might seem kind
of strange nowadays,
561
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,642
but I dedicated my
life to this race.
562
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,357
Hmm. Nice line.
Did The Chairman write it for you?
563
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:43,817
Fuck The Chairman.
564
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,824
I don't race for no one but me!
565
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:48,659
And you're proud of that?
566
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:58,336
I do this because
it's the only thing I'm good at.
567
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,423
It's the only thing
anybody's good at anymore.
568
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,388
Because we've forgotten
how to fight to survive.
569
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,264
And now look at us.
570
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:13,438
So, I'll just keep on fighting.
571
00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,140
Simple as that.
572
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,648
Now can we fuck?
573
00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:01,686
I don't sleep with passengers.
574
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:07,074
Or ladies who sing
duets in the shower.
575
00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:12,037
Hey, some of us are
trying to get some sleep!
576
00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,115
Yeah, seriously!
577
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:17,429
Quit your whining, sinner,
578
00:42:17,629 --> 00:42:20,042
I'm 10 inches away from
the promised land.
579
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,426
Didn't mean to bother you.
580
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:28,634
Rise and shine, race fans!
581
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:47,903
I thought maybe you'd quit.
582
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:51,031
God! Phew!
583
00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,326
No such luck.
584
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,166
Listen, about last night...
585
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:02,167
No, you're right, if I wanna be on
your team, I need to help you win.
586
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,134
Just adjusting my seatbelt.
587
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:10,760
All that bouncing around yesterday,
my back's killing me.
588
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:12,469
Today is gonna be rough.
589
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:17,353
Well, let's go snag ourselves
some pedestrians, huh?
590
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:21,729
Lady, today is Day Two,
the pedestrians shoot back.
591
00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:25,607
That's right, folks!
592
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,966
Today's journey brings
our racers directly
593
00:43:28,166 --> 00:43:30,445
through America's
gun-loving heartland.
594
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:33,369
The famed Red Zone Rally.
595
00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:38,409
Yes, J.B., I'm sure I speak
for my dear, dear friends
596
00:43:38,491 --> 00:43:43,087
when I say today's racers are gonna
enjoy some high-caliber hospitality.
597
00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:45,498
Guns!
598
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,809
It's not me,
it's not a physical thing.
599
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,390
It's you.
600
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:05,477
You're just not pretty enough.
That's the problem.
601
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:12,033
Hey, Frankenstein, today, no mercy!
602
00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:15,285
Jed, bro, man,
will you sign this for me, please?
603
00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:57,078
Oh, no, you don't!
604
00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,452
Tammy's still in the lead.
Should we follow her?
605
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,784
I don't think anybody
should follow Tammy.
606
00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:17,719
Playing hard to get, huh?
607
00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:22,770
I'll take you from behind, old man!
608
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,692
Laugh, laugh.
609
00:45:32,772 --> 00:45:33,864
Shit.
610
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:36,947
Hold on!
611
00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:40,246
See, see how I'm doing it?
612
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:44,834
Let's dance!
613
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,754
You can yell out something
stupid if you like.
614
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,126
Just tell me how I can help.
615
00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:53,710
Well, maybe you should duck.
616
00:45:56,629 --> 00:45:58,176
Welcome to the Red Zone.
617
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,342
Smells like barbecue
sauce and bed sores.
618
00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:06,226
Look, Eve, fans.
619
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,813
Oh!
620
00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:15,611
Go back and see if you
can unhook that thing.
621
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,620
You better hurry up!
622
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,312
This is it. I can feel it.
623
00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,236
Ooh!
624
00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:58,865
How about it, folks?
625
00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:02,245
I say those points get split
right down the middle.
626
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:12,913
Boo-yeah.
627
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,170
Good thing Abe has been
officially disqualified,
628
00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:22,632
because otherwise Minerva
would be in last place.
629
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:26,352
I feel that she may be out of her
element in this section of the race.
630
00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:34,227
Hello, howdy!
631
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,444
Yo.
632
00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:39,861
I don't like the look of it either,
but we gotta get on the board, yo.
633
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:41,655
- Yeah.
- Drop that beat, drop that beat.
634
00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:47,658
Drive, drive, kill,
kill, kill, kill, drive
635
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,493
Drive, drive, kill, kill,
kill the white people
636
00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:54,046
Yo, make it a little less urban,
man.
637
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:58,508
Drive, drive, kill, kill,
638
00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:01,007
Kill the white people with the car,
car, car
639
00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:05,261
Got something with a banjo?
640
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:08,185
Go, go, go!
641
00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:13,481
Fuck these white people!
642
00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:26,912
Hello, madam, I have no arms
and I am in need of fuel.
643
00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:28,910
Please fill me up.
644
00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:33,335
If you assist me,
I will spare your life.
645
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:41,299
Life, the condition that separates
animals from inorganic matter.
646
00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:45,260
What am I?
647
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,596
We could have been friends.
648
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,825
I'm in front of Tammy's church,
649
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:12,579
where the faithful have gathered
since before dawn, J.B.,
650
00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:14,835
waiting for their returning hero.
651
00:49:14,994 --> 00:49:17,793
Ah! Here she comes,
I better get out of here!
652
00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:21,384
She's coming! She's coming!
653
00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:27,340
I'm back, I'm back,
my darlings, that's right!
654
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,886
Tammy, Tammy,
I'm wearing the sacred underwear!
655
00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:34,396
Assalam-Tom-Hanks-um!
656
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:40,778
But I can't do this without you!
No, I can't.
657
00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:44,278
I need your help, my darlings!
658
00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:47,826
I need to feel your holy, holy love.
659
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:54,375
Who wants virgins?
660
00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:55,451
I do, I do!
661
00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:56,577
Please, virgins!
662
00:49:56,660 --> 00:50:00,756
Who wants chicken wings!
663
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:05,086
Everybody loves chicken wings!
Well, guess what, y'all?
664
00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:10,426
The Almighty's got a Hooters in
the sky and it is time to martyr up!
665
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,393
Whoo-hoo!
666
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:21,519
- Kill me, kill me, kill me!
- Yes!
667
00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:23,817
- Kill me, kill me!
- To victory!
668
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,945
Kill me, kill me, kill me!
669
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:33,619
Die, people!
670
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,244
Oh!
671
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:40,712
Oh, no.
672
00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:43,712
My fans, your followers, B!
673
00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:49,388
You just pissed in the wrong pool.
674
00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,465
Kill Minerva, kill Minerva.
675
00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:07,319
How can someplace so
green be so damn hot?
676
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,567
- You're not a country girl?
- Mmm-mmm.
677
00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:11,027
Not even close.
678
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:14,914
Tammy the Terrorist.
679
00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:16,036
Fucking idiot.
680
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,501
But at least she gives
the people something.
681
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,207
What's that?
682
00:51:21,287 --> 00:51:22,789
Direction.
683
00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:25,420
Most people these days
are just followers.
684
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,046
- Caution. Caution.
- Damn it.
685
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:31,760
The nitro's offline again.
Can you take the wheel?
686
00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:33,429
Oh, what do I do?
687
00:51:33,629 --> 00:51:36,094
Just 10:00 and 2:00, okay?
No turning.
688
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,980
I think I see something in the road.
689
00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,777
Yeah, just give me a minute, okay?
690
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:47,776
God, your fucking bag.
691
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,607
Oh, geez.
692
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:51,738
What?
693
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,445
It's really cute.
694
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:55,529
No turning.
695
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,035
Okay.
696
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,467
You said, no turning,
I wasn't gonna save the cat.
697
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:10,715
I like cats.
698
00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,421
It's not a purse.
699
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:16,266
- It's lunch.
- Huh?
700
00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:24,142
Go ahead,
put your tongue between your teeth.
701
00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:27,103
Thank you.
702
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:31,441
And thanks for helping
back there with Perfectus.
703
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:33,692
See, sometimes it's
nice to have a copilot.
704
00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:35,744
I have to admit,
you got better legs than a chimp.
705
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,287
What is in this sandwich?
706
00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:38,739
Cricketmeal?
707
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:41,576
I'm not a great cook.
708
00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:51,510
Can I ask you something?
709
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,007
Why not?
710
00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:56,591
What do you do when
you're not doing this?
711
00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:00,849
Nothing interesting.
712
00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:04,182
Come on. The mask is off, right?
713
00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:07,438
What's a day in the life?
Frankenstein's morning routine.
714
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:18,363
I wake up, I think,
715
00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:21,073
and then I feed my cat.
716
00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:25,206
Then I take out its litter box.
717
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:28,289
You know, I just adopted a new dog.
718
00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:30,458
It's got fucking mange.
719
00:53:32,084 --> 00:53:35,805
Did you know there's actually
two types of mange?
720
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:40,886
So, I have to rub this
white sulfur cream all over him.
721
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:42,094
It fucking stinks.
722
00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:45,389
What?
723
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,312
Sure, yeah, the "sensitive
loner who rescues
724
00:53:47,512 --> 00:53:49,351
"animals with skin diseases"
line.
725
00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:50,527
Like, I'm gonna buy that!
726
00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,237
- I'm not lying.
- Oh.
727
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,404
I'm not complaining.
728
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,485
It's much better than you being
a veiny, dick-pumping blowhard.
729
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:58,820
A what?
730
00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:02,160
Well, what about me then, hmm?
731
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,662
What's a day in my
life without the mask?
732
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:06,540
I don't know.
733
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:10,005
- You're beautiful and intelligent.
- Hmm-mmm.
734
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:15,215
So, what, you wake up in the morning
and you go sing with unicorns?
735
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:18,555
Then in the evening,
you're a brain surgeon.
736
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:24,395
Close, that's very close.
737
00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,215
We just got a message from a fan,
738
00:54:32,415 --> 00:54:34,446
there's a shortcut,
so just take a left.
739
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:37,529
Thanks, copilot.
740
00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:48,711
Today must be my lucky day!
741
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,804
We've been smelling cow dung
for three states.
742
00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:09,231
Ain't nothing here for me
in this fucking Red Zone.
743
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:13,818
Death to infidels!
744
00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:22,422
Shit!
No virgins for you, motherfucker!
745
00:55:22,622 --> 00:55:23,408
Fuck me!
746
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:25,698
Shit!
747
00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:28,705
Get the fuck off my car, asshole!
748
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:42,181
Drive, drive, kill, kill
749
00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:44,554
Oh, fuck, dead end.
Hold up, I got this.
750
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,346
Fucking shit!
751
00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:50,351
Fuck me!
752
00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:07,914
I don't wanna die sober.
753
00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:24,590
I'm gonna bury that bitch.
754
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:35,726
Well, this shortcut sucks.
755
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:50,996
Do you think this might be a trap,
copilot?
756
00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,036
I'm sorry,
I thought it was a fan tip.
757
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:56,546
Huh-uh.
758
00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:04,380
I don't need this!
759
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:08,516
I really am sorry.
760
00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:17,609
We've lost Annie's VR feed!
761
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:20,779
I think we've got a drone in
the area. Switching to overhead.
762
00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:59,105
Those are definitely
not friends of mine.
763
00:57:59,184 --> 00:58:03,280
It's the Resistance.
Cut the feed. Cut the feed!
764
00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:09,236
Let it play, Junior, the people should
know what their hero is made of.
765
00:59:18,597 --> 00:59:20,565
Resistance ninjas.
766
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,815
Oh, come on, this is bullshit!
767
00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:37,829
Oh, thank God, I found you!
768
00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:42,379
They grabbed me from behind,
I don't know what happened.
769
00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,548
Just get in the car.
770
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:46,250
They snuck up on me.
771
00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,221
Who were those guys?
772
00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:54,348
I don't know.
773
00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:56,309
You tell me.
774
00:59:56,384 --> 00:59:57,681
That was horrible.
775
00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,855
Oh, God,
I feel like I'm gonna be sick.
776
00:59:59,971 --> 01:00:02,315
Listen, woman, I am not stupid.
777
01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:11,487
Adjusting the seatbelt?
778
01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:13,409
Sorry.
779
01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:15,032
I have my orders.
780
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:16,830
Orders?
781
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,075
You're just another follower?
782
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,212
It's for the greater good.
783
01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:25,418
Why me?
784
01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:29,627
Because... Because you're a symbol.
785
01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:34,215
Now that is solid.
786
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:41,896
Weak follow through.
787
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,020
Now, turn the camera back on.
788
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:45,642
Why?
789
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,233
Put on the helmet.
790
01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,167
This is what happens to rebels.
791
01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:21,640
This a friend of yours?
792
01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:37,949
I believe that was 10 points.
793
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:39,617
Damn right it is!
794
01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,299
Get out.
795
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:06,102
Looks like "no comment"
is today's catchphrase,
796
01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:08,309
as our racers look
to rest and recoup
797
01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:11,562
from another furious
day of competition.
798
01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:14,155
What are you gonna do to me?
799
01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:16,905
Sit down and shut up!
800
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,947
You can't turn me in.
801
01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:21,037
It would have been better
to kill me out on the road.
802
01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:22,656
Maybe you're right.
803
01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:23,823
I'm sorry.
804
01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:25,913
I should have taken a chance on you.
805
01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:28,916
I should've told you right from
the start that I was Resistance.
806
01:02:28,995 --> 01:02:31,464
I knew the very first
moment that I saw you.
807
01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:35,086
Then why didn't you turn me in?
808
01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:38,422
Because I thought this
might be interesting
809
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:41,008
and I don't give a
shit about politics.
810
01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:44,516
Of course, because all you care
about is the fucking race!
811
01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:47,768
Millions of people stuck
in their miserable lives,
812
01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:50,316
but none of that matters
as long as you win!
813
01:02:50,392 --> 01:02:51,814
God, the people love you!
814
01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:54,021
God damn it, the people love you!
815
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:58,109
You have a responsibility,
they would listen to you.
816
01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:02,117
I'm a racing car driver,
I can't control what people do!
817
01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:03,196
I don't want to.
818
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,533
Then what do you want?
819
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,669
To drive off into the sunset.
820
01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:11,041
To go out on top.
821
01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:13,540
I'm so stupid.
822
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:18,925
For a moment there I thought
maybe I'd like to have a copilot.
823
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:24,768
You've wasted enough of my time,
now, get out of here!
824
01:03:24,843 --> 01:03:27,562
I have work to do.
825
01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:35,111
Don't turn your back on me,
you fucking smug son of a bitch!
826
01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:40,195
I'm trying to kill you.
827
01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:44,951
You and me both know
you don't have what it takes.
828
01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:55,332
I should have pulled that trigger.
829
01:04:18,438 --> 01:04:19,439
Rough day?
830
01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:24,703
Sorry, I didn't know
you were in here. I will go.
831
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,997
I'm off the clock,
girl, I don't bite.
832
01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,539
What's wrong?
Fighting with Frank got you down?
833
01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:33,291
I think he might
kill me in my sleep.
834
01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:37,087
That's not a bad way to go.
835
01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,382
I've seen worse.
836
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,426
Sorry about Chi.
837
01:04:40,502 --> 01:04:41,845
He was really just such a...
838
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,388
Crazy motherfucker?
839
01:04:43,463 --> 01:04:44,464
Yeah.
840
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,846
It's a hell of a thing,
this Death Race.
841
01:04:48,259 --> 01:04:50,136
- Evil.
- Maybe,
842
01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:53,106
but that doesn't
necessarily make us evil.
843
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,813
Or, to paraphrase the
words of a wise man,
844
01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:58,569
"All evil comes from
a single cause."
845
01:04:58,812 --> 01:04:59,813
Money?
846
01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:02,657
Man's inability to
sit still in a room.
847
01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:04,025
Hmm. Yeah.
848
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:06,285
Who said that?
849
01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:07,658
Blaise Pascal.
850
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,625
You didn't think I spoke
ghetto off camera, did you?
851
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:15,583
Yeah, I guess I did.
852
01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:19,500
Girl, you is simple!
853
01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:24,797
Look,
I'll let you in on a little secret.
854
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:29,097
My daddy was the chair
of a history department
855
01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:31,644
in a little school
they call Stanford.
856
01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:33,638
What the hell are
you doing this for?
857
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:35,857
I like money.
858
01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:39,402
I suppose I enjoy the irony, too.
859
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:41,104
That's crazy.
860
01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,235
The world is fucking crazy.
861
01:05:43,314 --> 01:05:45,316
A sane person doesn't
stand a chance.
862
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:52,039
You want these pecs? These abs?
863
01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:55,411
Want to get rock hard
and totally jacked?
864
01:05:55,493 --> 01:05:56,745
I'll get you there.
865
01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:59,957
Now you can eat what Jed eats.
866
01:06:01,749 --> 01:06:04,593
Your protein mega load.
867
01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:06,137
Tastes like perfection.
868
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:12,601
I am a man!
869
01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:16,681
I am perfected.
870
01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,232
I am a man!
871
01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:19,810
I am perfect.
872
01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:21,566
Time to shine.
873
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:34,457
This is the real you.
874
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,248
No!
875
01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:57,522
Frankenstein!
876
01:06:57,597 --> 01:07:01,067
You're fucking cheating,
I swear to God.
877
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:06,697
Still didn't get me down yet!
878
01:07:10,735 --> 01:07:13,454
I am not a sissy!
879
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,377
You like it rough, big boy?
880
01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:51,739
I was born to replace you!
881
01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:04,046
Tell me I'm beautiful!
882
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:23,274
I wanted to kill you on the road,
883
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:27,854
but this'll have to do.
884
01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,537
Now, that was sexy.
885
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,377
How you doing?
886
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,209
My arm's busted.
887
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:55,223
It's cold out here.
Wanna go up to the room?
888
01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,930
And wait for somebody
to try to kill me again?
889
01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,762
I think I'm better off on the move.
890
01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:04,773
I can't leave the Resistance.
891
01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:06,647
The Resistance is full of shit.
892
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:09,479
I don't know how they got you
in the first place.
893
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:12,111
That's... Okay,
894
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:16,411
how can I put this in a way
that you can understand?
895
01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:19,572
That is my race.
896
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,707
That's my finish line.
897
01:09:21,783 --> 01:09:23,456
I understand.
898
01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:26,253
The world is screwed up.
899
01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:28,085
Okay, so, join us.
900
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:31,134
No, because people have stopped
working, people have stopped fighting.
901
01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:33,337
There's no way anybody is going
to fight for each other.
902
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:35,922
So, you might as well
wipe the slate clean,
903
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:40,560
leave the planet to the cockroaches
and the cats.
904
01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:42,933
I still have faith.
905
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,106
Tammy the Terrorist has faith.
906
01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:48,067
Don't ruin the moment, come on.
907
01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:51,396
What is this?
908
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,316
Now I'm really on your team.
909
01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:57,653
And I don't like slackers,
so, get to work.
910
01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:00,325
Hey, beautiful, get a move on.
911
01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:05,123
I'm going from blue
chip to junk bond here.
912
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:09,877
Oh, it's been such a stressful day,
I mean...
913
01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:12,280
Frankenstein, the Resistance,
914
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:14,803
I've got so many
people to fuck with!
915
01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:19,136
- Ooh!
- What about fucking with this?
916
01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:24,555
Oh, my God, you are a beast.
917
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,641
God, how could those fruitcakes
ever believe I could fire you?
918
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,817
- Because they're gullible.
- Yeah.
919
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:33,317
And they're all working
for Mr. Chairman now.
920
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:35,857
Oh, you can say that again, Mama.
921
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:38,030
And you wait until tomorrow.
922
01:10:38,230 --> 01:10:40,320
Frankenstein and the
Resistance destroyed...
923
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:44,624
In the greatest VR spectacular
924
01:10:44,699 --> 01:10:47,623
since the dawn of time!
925
01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:48,999
- God!
- Baby.
926
01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:50,250
Am I horny.
927
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,211
A big day! A really big day!
928
01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,922
Probably the biggest
day of your entire life!
929
01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:01,474
Day three of the most dramatic,
the most...
930
01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:04,931
Oh, this just in.
931
01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:08,561
Due to Resistance activity,
the rules of the race have changed!
932
01:11:08,639 --> 01:11:12,769
All drivers must stay on approved
routes to get government protection.
933
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,195
If they wander off the highways,
934
01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:17,114
the Corporations cannot
guarantee their safety.
935
01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:19,693
O-M-Triple-G. This is cool stuff!
936
01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:25,206
I'm here with my bon ami,
Jed Perfectus.
937
01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:28,376
- How are you feeling today?
- Splendid.
938
01:11:28,493 --> 01:11:29,585
And rugged.
939
01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:32,504
What's this?
940
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:36,676
It's called paper. Look at it later.
941
01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:38,628
Just wanted you to know
that I really appreciate
942
01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:42,632
having both of you as my competition
and I wish you guys both the best.
943
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:45,093
Thanks, Minerva,
wish you the best, too.
944
01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:48,437
Drive good.
945
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:49,514
Cool.
946
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,530
Systems failing.
947
01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,862
Approaching white light.
948
01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,076
Fear!
949
01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:52,457
Initiating bucket list protocol.
950
01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,378
You okay?
951
01:13:02,086 --> 01:13:06,216
You know we're in the middle of
nowhere and we're behind on points.
952
01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:08,017
The only thing we can
do is beat Jed by time.
953
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:09,264
Can we do that?
954
01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:12,813
It's our only chance, there's not a
pedestrian within 100 miles of here.
955
01:13:15,182 --> 01:13:16,354
What the hell are they doing?
956
01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:17,647
They're fans.
957
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,484
Get out of the way!
958
01:13:26,944 --> 01:13:28,491
It's supposed to be a contest!
959
01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:31,494
They're just trying to help.
960
01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:34,202
Well,
maybe they should help themselves.
961
01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:37,663
What's that supposed to mean?
962
01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:42,590
What was... All right.
963
01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,225
Crazy bitch won't let up!
964
01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,402
Ain't that right, Chi Wapp?
965
01:14:01,896 --> 01:14:04,240
Fuck this!
966
01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:18,871
I'm not gonna win this race anyway.
967
01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:22,883
And I said I have to
see this thing through.
968
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:26,926
I might as well teach
this idiot a lesson.
969
01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:28,597
Right here, baby.
970
01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:31,555
What god is gonna save your ass now,
bitch?
971
01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:37,432
It is time to meet our maker,
Grogg! Let's go!
972
01:14:48,693 --> 01:14:50,161
Unbeliever!
973
01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:51,453
What the...
974
01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:56,618
You will perish!
975
01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,411
Geez, Louise.
976
01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:01,914
Shift. The shift!
977
01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:08,638
Suck on that! Suck on that!
978
01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:10,389
You'll have to get better at that.
979
01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:16,099
- Good.
- I got this.
980
01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:22,943
- What was that?
- You are!
981
01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:24,271
- What?
- What?
982
01:15:24,395 --> 01:15:25,442
What are you doing?
983
01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:28,783
Stop with the blah-blah-blah of
your stupid face thing and trust me!
984
01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:31,236
But the Resistance,
this isn't a protected road.
985
01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:32,319
Trust it!
986
01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:35,323
Is this about that
Celine Dion show?
987
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:38,538
She's like 200 years old.
988
01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:42,914
I'm on a whole nother level!
989
01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:47,339
I have access to ideas
you can't possibly understand.
990
01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:57,971
I got your ass now, baby!
991
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:05,020
This is all your fault!
992
01:16:09,774 --> 01:16:10,775
Oh, shit!
993
01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:13,319
No!
994
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:35,841
Oh, fuck.
995
01:16:40,888 --> 01:16:44,188
Motherfucking cheap ass,
996
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,277
terrorist ass...
997
01:16:47,895 --> 01:16:51,525
Killing your own people ass,
goddamn.
998
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:53,033
I don't like you.
999
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,326
Yeah, I know, all right.
1000
01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:59,156
Well, you don't deserve it,
but by St. James Dean,
1001
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:03,791
the light of Ziggy Stardust
and the darkness of the Holy Womb,
1002
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:08,670
you have one last chance to repent
your agnostic taint before you...
1003
01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,803
I just looked at your face!
1004
01:17:14,255 --> 01:17:16,223
I tried.
1005
01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:18,225
I think I peed a little!
1006
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,927
I see God.
1007
01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:21,057
What?
1008
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,350
I see God.
1009
01:17:25,391 --> 01:17:27,564
And she's black as fuck!
1010
01:17:34,275 --> 01:17:35,276
Well...
1011
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,876
Not fair, not fair.
1012
01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:47,788
I know.
1013
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:50,003
Too bad.
1014
01:17:58,048 --> 01:18:01,427
No one crosses that finish line.
No one!
1015
01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:03,019
What about Annie, ma'am?
1016
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,563
She has failed her mission.
1017
01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:07,312
If she dies now,
let her be a martyr of the cause.
1018
01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:09,439
- Liberty!
- Liberty!
1019
01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:10,610
Equality!
1020
01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:11,816
Equality!
1021
01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:14,274
Brutality!
1022
01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:15,733
Yeah!
1023
01:18:19,653 --> 01:18:20,870
It's too easy.
1024
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,347
Well, it looks like
we've hit rush hour.
1025
01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:49,024
I don't understand,
we stayed on all the approved roads.
1026
01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:50,351
Where's all the corporate security?
1027
01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:51,648
It's all a setup.
1028
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:55,905
No, come on!
1029
01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:57,233
They cut my feed.
1030
01:18:57,316 --> 01:18:58,659
Who cares?
1031
01:18:58,734 --> 01:18:59,986
Well, actually, I care.
1032
01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:01,787
The Death Race is my baby.
1033
01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:02,988
So, you did this?
1034
01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:07,452
Well, duh! What can I say, old boy,
the country needs a new hero.
1035
01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:10,663
Quite frankly, Frankie,
you've grown a little stale.
1036
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,875
So, do me a favor,
die with style for the home viewers.
1037
01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:19,340
And by the way, just for the record,
my hair, I think it's pretty cool.
1038
01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:20,422
Ciao.
1039
01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:26,599
It's not too late, you can ditch.
1040
01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:28,056
You can always say
that I kidnapped you.
1041
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,641
I am seeing this through to the end.
1042
01:19:30,849 --> 01:19:32,021
Oh, damn!
1043
01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:39,908
Whoa!
1044
01:19:42,695 --> 01:19:43,696
Get them!
1045
01:19:46,407 --> 01:19:47,909
Are you ready?
1046
01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:49,460
Let's score these fuckers.
1047
01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:02,089
Shift.
1048
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,076
Follow him!
1049
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:44,048
I think that was Carlos!
1050
01:20:44,131 --> 01:20:45,428
Oh, I kind of liked Carlos.
1051
01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:58,938
Annie Sullivan,
you traitorous little whore!
1052
01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:00,947
Look who's talking, bitch!
1053
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:12,368
Shit, shit, shit!
1054
01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,953
Now this is a suicide move!
1055
01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:16,288
Balls.
1056
01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:20,967
Oh, shit!
1057
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,233
Well, that's it, folks.
1058
01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:39,357
We are making history today
1059
01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:43,737
as Jed Perfectus is a few miles
from the finish line!
1060
01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:46,777
Some will say Jed got a lucky break
1061
01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:48,862
when his main rival
was attacked by an army
1062
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:50,989
of bloodthirsty revolutionaries.
1063
01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:53,075
Well, I say tough titties.
1064
01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:55,411
It's out with the old
and in with the new,
1065
01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:58,498
as America welcomes its newest,
1066
01:21:58,622 --> 01:22:01,592
and least likely to procreate,
champion!
1067
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,095
I'm gonna win! Holy Jesus.
1068
01:22:05,212 --> 01:22:07,089
Will you look at that, Eve!
1069
01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:08,924
Are you gonna score them?
1070
01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:11,556
Shut up! Let me enjoy this!
1071
01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:16,232
I don't know, Jed, it could be another
case of premature celebration.
1072
01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:18,938
No, no, no, no, no!
1073
01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:22,442
Frankenstein is doomed!
I know that for a fact!
1074
01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:27,944
What are you doing?
1075
01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:32,202
Neither of us knows what's
waiting over that finishing line.
1076
01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:36,536
Well, it's definitely a violent
death, but we're not stopping now.
1077
01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:42,459
This race is fixed and
so was your Resistance.
1078
01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:44,635
I don't want to see you get hurt,
Annie.
1079
01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:46,383
So,
you think we can just drive away?
1080
01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:50,307
There's an island off the coast
that's made of garbage,
1081
01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:52,134
it's called Garbantis.
1082
01:22:52,217 --> 01:22:53,639
I can't do that.
1083
01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:55,642
Can you give me a reason why not?
1084
01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:01,685
Because I can't imagine spending
the rest of my life
1085
01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:05,568
with a man who finished
second to Jed Perfectus.
1086
01:23:10,027 --> 01:23:13,952
And besides, the winner
gets to meet The Chairman.
1087
01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:17,126
Oh!
Yes, oh, God, that is disgusting.
1088
01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:20,750
You are awful, awful,
awful ugly people.
1089
01:23:22,956 --> 01:23:24,299
Oh, what the shit!
1090
01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:28,178
Holy moly, mack-a-roly, race fans!
Can it be?
1091
01:23:28,253 --> 01:23:31,257
Another miraculous
recovery for Frankenstein?
1092
01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:34,684
Why won't you die?
1093
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,349
Take the wheel!
1094
01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:44,649
Here's Johnny!
1095
01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:48,194
What is wrong with you?
1096
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:55,497
Eve! You're a terrible driver!
1097
01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:13,848
Hold on!
1098
01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:16,017
Move! Move!
1099
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:26,438
I am Perfectus!
1100
01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:30,282
I am perfection!
1101
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,409
Not really.
1102
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:35,784
Isn't he headed
straight for the studio?
1103
01:24:35,988 --> 01:24:40,038
Well, it looks like 60 points
for Jed and we are signing off.
1104
01:24:57,718 --> 01:24:59,891
Are you sure you
want this revolution?
1105
01:25:01,138 --> 01:25:02,560
I just wanna win.
1106
01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:05,233
You are so dead.
1107
01:25:10,022 --> 01:25:11,820
The truth is,
1108
01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:17,371
I've lost track of my score,
my time, my position.
1109
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:20,245
Maybe Jed is winning the race,
even though he's dead.
1110
01:25:21,158 --> 01:25:23,536
Now, we could run down
those people over there,
1111
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:25,292
that would be 50 points.
1112
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,623
Or how about those
people over there?
1113
01:25:27,706 --> 01:25:29,629
That would be another 50 points.
1114
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:35,306
But what about that man over there?
1115
01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:41,346
He must be worth at
least 1,000 points.
1116
01:25:42,888 --> 01:25:45,311
1,000 points.
1117
01:25:45,390 --> 01:25:46,437
You wanna do it?
1118
01:25:47,726 --> 01:25:49,774
You wanna feel the power?
1119
01:25:49,853 --> 01:25:51,821
Yes.
1120
01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:52,989
Yes, I would.
1121
01:25:53,065 --> 01:25:55,363
Come on, let's give it a try.
1122
01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:57,160
1,000 points!
1123
01:25:57,444 --> 01:26:00,038
1,000 points, 1,000 points.
1124
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,328
1,000 points, 1,000 points.
1125
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:06,332
1,000 points, 1,000 points,
1,000 points.
1126
01:26:07,412 --> 01:26:08,584
1,000 points?
1127
01:26:09,748 --> 01:26:10,920
I've seen enough.
1128
01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:17,848
1,000 points, 1,000 points,
1,000 points.
1129
01:26:17,923 --> 01:26:19,641
1,000 points,
1,000 points.
1130
01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:20,808
1,000 points.
1131
01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:23,432
Enough!
1132
01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:24,980
1,000 points! 1,000 points!
1133
01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:30,395
What are you talking about?
Shut up! I'm Chairman!
1134
01:26:30,477 --> 01:26:33,481
1,000 points,
1135
01:26:33,563 --> 01:26:35,361
- 1,000 points, 1,000 points.
- Huh?
1136
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:38,660
1,000 points, 1,000 points,
1,000 points.
1137
01:26:43,657 --> 01:26:45,125
Motherfucker!
1138
01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:51,006
I am the freaking
ruler of the universe!
1139
01:26:56,586 --> 01:26:58,179
I want more.
1140
01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:00,306
You don't need The Chairman,
1141
01:27:00,382 --> 01:27:03,431
you don't need Frankenstein,
1142
01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:05,262
you have the power!
1143
01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:09,020
Make the reality of your own race!
1144
01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:11,689
Now, get up!
1145
01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:15,693
Turn off those headsets
and get into those cars.
1146
01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:19,321
And may the best driver win.
1147
01:27:56,855 --> 01:27:59,699
You guys are all toast!
1148
01:28:31,056 --> 01:28:33,229
Well, it's a start.
1149
01:28:34,518 --> 01:28:36,691
Or the end of civilization
as we know it.
1150
01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,738
They'll sort it out.
1151
01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:42,576
So, what happens to us?
1152
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,419
Well,
somebody needs to re-populate.
1153
01:28:47,619 --> 01:28:48,783
Hmm...
1154
01:28:50,983 --> 01:29:03,983
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