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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,088 Shit, my jacket! 2 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:19,222 Calice! 3 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,438 It's about time! 4 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:30,233 Toronto can bring it! We'll show them how... 5 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,570 That's a good one! 6 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,979 Good news! No overtime tonight! 7 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:52,691 I found you one with no GPS and no alarm system. 8 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:57,070 Anyone need a phone cable, some Kleenex or a teddy bear? 9 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,488 I'll take the cable. 10 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,490 Give Steve the teddy and the Kleenex. 11 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,117 He just got dumped! 12 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,989 I'm undercover! What are you doing here? 13 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,004 I know. 14 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,511 What are you doing here, on my turf? 15 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,996 The big boss isn't here. None of the key players are! 16 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:38,922 What are you doing? 17 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,389 It's not enough. It won't work. 18 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,307 These guys don't trust anyone! 19 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:52,852 I think so. 20 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:57,232 Put your guns on the ground, or he's dead! Now! 21 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,568 Guns on the ground! 22 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:06,282 You, get over there! I don't want anyone behind me! 23 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:09,160 Nobody behind me! Got it? 24 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,997 Lower your guns! Get that fucking gun down! 25 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:17,210 Away from the truck! I said no one behind me! 26 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,423 I want to see hands! 27 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:23,925 You drive! 28 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:38,064 Fuck de shit de calice de fuckin' tabarnak! 29 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,899 Your French isn't rusty at all! 30 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,946 Who tipped you off? 31 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,912 DiPietro and Dubois never go there. 32 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:56,374 All they do there is deactivate the cars' GPS and alarm systems 33 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,418 before sending them to the main garage. 34 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,843 No, there's something bigger going on! 35 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,554 I'm sure of it. I've been on them for a year. 36 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,474 We can go at them harder, but I have to go back in. 37 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,952 I'm not working for you, I'm working with you. 38 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,477 It'll still work. 39 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:44,024 OK, we'll say that you disarmed me, we fought, 40 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:47,235 you lost control of the vehicle and I got away. 41 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,988 It has to look real, though, 42 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,949 as if the airbag went off in your face. 43 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,212 That's good! 44 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,507 That'll work! 45 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,927 You haven't changed at all. 46 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,812 Come on, don't be scared! 47 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,991 This isn't my first rodeo! 48 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,664 What have you done? 49 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:49,381 My jacket! Ow! You freaking maniac! 50 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,969 You really have changed! 51 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,063 My love, put it down, please! 52 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,231 Be good to not get shot twice in one night! 53 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,067 What are you doing here? 54 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:41,951 Oops! 55 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,120 Sorry, Mrs. Bouchard. 56 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:44,871 Dad! 57 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:45,663 - Dad! - Hello! 58 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,052 I'm taking you to the hospital! 59 00:11:59,094 --> 00:11:59,803 No! 60 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,222 - Get me the first-aid kit! - No! 61 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,475 They have to think I spent the night outside, in hiding! 62 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,559 You want to help? 63 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,895 Get me three coffees and a stack of napkins! 64 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,856 - You, Louis-Philippe! - Louis-Martin. 65 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,024 It's OK. 66 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,111 Mr. Bouchard didn't mean it. He's hurt and under pressure. 67 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,697 You, give me your hoodie and get me some speed. 68 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,031 You have half an hour. 69 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,991 Whoa, Mr. Bouchard, 70 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:26,121 I don't know who you think I am, but I have no idea where to find... 71 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,505 Oh, yeah! 72 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,135 OK, I might know a guy 73 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:44,389 who knows a guy who I know... 74 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,862 What are you doing? 75 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,613 Coffee! Napkins! 76 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,073 I'm on it! 77 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,123 I know what I'm doing. 78 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,337 Litter needs cleaning. 79 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,824 Last night, during a police raid 80 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:48,578 of a known Italian crime boss's garage of stolen cars, 81 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,997 a police officer was taken hostage 82 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,875 by one of the scumbags that he was trying to arrest. 83 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,043 He's with us this morning. 84 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,920 Perhaps he has something to say this morning. 85 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,506 Mr. Ward, Poirier, Claude. 86 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,509 How did a low-level scumbag 87 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,179 manage to kidnap a highly trained officer like yourself? 88 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:12,102 When we entered the garage, 89 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:17,524 we were surprised by the push back we encountered. 90 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,068 Many of them were armed. 91 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,820 Didn't they teach you how to deal with that 92 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,655 at the Ontarian Nicolet, 93 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,616 that sometimes criminals might be armed? 94 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,456 I'm sorry, but I don't know... Who's Nicolet? 95 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,421 Do you want me to "conti-news" in English? 96 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,755 No, that's all right! 97 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:45,093 But could you please speak a little more slowly? 98 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,014 Is this my stag party? 99 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,649 Calice! 100 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,944 Can you tell your monkey here 101 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,739 that he only needs to hit me if I won't talk? 102 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,866 He doesn't seem to understand the rules! 103 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,293 When we got busted last night, things got crazy. 104 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,213 I managed to disarm one of them and kidnapped him. 105 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,425 He made me drive to the Old Port. 106 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,762 I was afraid he was going to kill me and leave me there. 107 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,430 I braked suddenly, 108 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,640 and he hit the back of the seat. 109 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,560 I dropped the gun. Punched him in the head. 110 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,146 He lost control of the truck, and I jumped. 111 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,814 When I got out of the vehicle, 112 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,691 he was running, so I shot at him. 113 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:46,738 Luckily, he only winged me. So, I kept on running. 114 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,657 You don't want to know what my night was like! 115 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,711 I didn't want to take a chance by going somewhere and getting pinched, 116 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,963 so I spent the night outside. 117 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,342 I stole a hoodie off a bum, 118 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:11,262 pounded a few cups of coffee, `cause I knew it'd be a long night. 119 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,807 I made myself a nice Band-Aid with some napkins. 120 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,476 All I could find for the pain was some ecstasy. 121 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,604 You're a hero! 122 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,107 When I first saw you, 123 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,943 I thought, "Here's just another Anglo," 124 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,153 but you're much more than that. 125 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,656 Thank you. 126 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:33,284 This is the composite sketch of the scumbag. 127 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:38,665 If you see him, call my voicemail and leave it a message. 128 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:39,958 10-4! 129 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,587 You little prick! 130 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,215 Looks real, Boss. 131 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,935 Doc, go easy when you pull the bandage off. 132 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,787 What's he doing with that? 133 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,847 What's he doing? 134 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,522 Loaded with caffeine. Amphetamines, too. 135 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,986 He needs stitches. 136 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,497 Thanks, Michel. 137 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:46,001 Call me Michel one more time, and I'll rip your head off. 138 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:52,716 Michel, I'll have a scotch with just one ice cube, please. 139 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,611 Thanks, you won't regret it. 140 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,833 Where's that scotch, Michel? 141 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,918 It's not the Ritz, but your neighbours are cute! 142 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,547 After last night, we're changing things up. 143 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:18,093 - What do you mean? - Deliver right to the main garage. 144 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,845 We need 25 cars in 5 days. 145 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:24,557 25 in 5? We just lost half our team! 146 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,893 I've got new guys starting tonight. 147 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,978 The deadline is new. What's the deal? 148 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,106 It's none of your goddamn business! 149 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,109 - You're early! - I'm doing the day shift. 150 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:38,446 I thought no guys were allowed upstairs! 151 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,240 He's your roommate for the week. 152 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:44,828 You can put him in my room if he's afraid to sleep alone. 153 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,371 I don't bite. 154 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,874 And I like bad boys! 155 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,379 Your rockstar suite. 156 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,843 Are you the one I call for room service? 157 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,386 Don't touch my girls. 158 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,930 You owe me a pick-up truck. I want it by 3:00. 159 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,390 Are you fucking kidding me? 160 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,679 There's no time for your jokes. 161 00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:01,881 It's OK. 162 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:05,385 You didn't have to go that far, but it worked. They believed me. 163 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,636 I was scared shitless. 164 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,055 I thought they were going to kill me! 165 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,434 And thanks for the composite sketch! 166 00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:14,811 It was so good, I had to... 167 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,070 Federal gets quite the budget! 168 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,949 We'd be two of us in a garden shed with an iPhone 4. 169 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,916 He's been working for the Caprese family forever. 170 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,002 But I was recruited by Mike Dubois. 171 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:40,837 It's only been three months 172 00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:44,132 since DiPietro showed up and started running things. 173 00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,606 That's why he wants a side business. 174 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:08,531 I tried explaining it to you, but then you started shooting at me. 175 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:11,534 They've been talking about a client for a while. 176 00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:16,039 I don't know what or who it is, but I know it's big. 177 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:21,044 The only change is the deadline: they want 25 cars in 5 days. 178 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:24,547 And we're not going to the transit warehouse anymore. 179 00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:26,466 We go straight to the main garage. 180 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,009 Here's the address. 181 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:49,989 I know, but how-- 182 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,245 And you'll hear me when I talk? 183 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,922 That was some reunion! 184 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:09,384 What are the odds that you'd raid the spot I was working undercover? 185 00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,061 And you? How's the family? 186 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:29,446 And Jonathan? 187 00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:36,327 You want me to find him? 188 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:50,800 Kids aren't easy. 189 00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:55,388 Gabrielle is living in my old apartment upstairs. 190 00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:59,142 It would be, if it weren't for Cousin Itt. 191 00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:02,228 - Cousin Itt? - Her boyfriend. 192 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:05,982 It's like all he does is grow hair. 193 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:12,155 It's hard to tell if he's speaking or burping. 194 00:26:12,197 --> 00:26:14,741 Gabrielle's good. She applied to Nicolet. 195 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,996 All right, I have to go! 196 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:23,166 I only have a couple hours to find a pick-up truck. 197 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:28,129 So you'll be in my head 24/7? 198 00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:37,472 The Ontarian grew a sense of humour! 199 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:40,016 You've changed, man! I'm worried about you! 200 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:45,063 You're full of shit! That's not Price's truck! 201 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:47,857 You don't believe me? Check out what was inside! 202 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,778 His new mask! 203 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,615 Check it out! It's awesome! 204 00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:03,707 Price is a man of few words. Now he'll be speechless for months! 205 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,877 Listen to this! You'll die laughing! 206 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:09,879 The whole building heard your story already. 207 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:11,589 And you'll tell it 40 more times anyway! 208 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,259 You're a ray of sunshine! 209 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,386 You should do ads for orange juice! 210 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:20,974 You have to bring his mask back! He'll be off his game without it! 211 00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:26,604 You want me to go up to him after practice and say: 212 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,314 "Excuse me, Mr. Price. 213 00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:30,984 "I stole your truck, and this was inside. 214 00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:35,363 "I know goalies are as superstitious as bingo ladies, 215 00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:38,867 "so I brought it back so you don't end up puking everywhere." 216 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:41,911 - Put it in the mail. - I'll bring it to him. 217 00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:46,499 - You think I'd give it to you? - Sure! 218 00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:49,753 In two weeks, I'll find it at the flea market! 219 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:52,088 He once sold his sister's washer and dryer... 220 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,842 for three mags! 221 00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:58,386 What are you gonna do with three mags? 222 00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:03,224 The eyes aren't right. 223 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:09,064 That's good! 224 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:14,361 I'm sure they were the big clients I was telling you about. 225 00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:17,489 They were so young, though! The oldest might've been 25. 226 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:25,789 Because there's a demand! There's a market for everything. 227 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:33,505 Then, I'm surprised there's no high-school-diploma pushers in Quebec! 228 00:28:35,924 --> 00:28:38,009 Come on, goddammit! 229 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:41,221 You think you're so cool with your shitty firewall! 230 00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:43,723 If I shove this up your ass, what will you do? 231 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:48,186 That's MC, our computer whiz. 232 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,271 MC, David. 233 00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:53,358 Some cowboy move, stealing Price's truck, 234 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,567 but I like your style. 235 00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:59,739 You and me are going to make a fucking dangerous team! 236 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:01,574 - A team? - That's right! 237 00:29:01,616 --> 00:29:04,327 I'm your eyes, your ears, your hands, your everything! 238 00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:07,122 But what I'm trying to do - 239 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:09,624 what I will do, goddammit - 240 00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:12,544 is hack into the system at the Sopranos' garage. 241 00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:15,380 I can see in that look you're wondering how, right? 242 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,382 Ho no. That's not what I'm wondering. 243 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,718 Who has poles and wires everywhere? 244 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,678 Who? 245 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,346 Bell and Hydro-Québec. 246 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:27,225 If I hack into their system and bypass it... 247 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:37,110 I've got cameras! 248 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:41,114 Who's the boss? Who's the genius? 249 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:43,700 Take that, Steve Jobs! 250 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:48,788 I'll give you my Macintosh! 251 00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:51,666 Take that! 252 00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:55,253 Ho yeah, Bill Gates? You thought you knew everything? 253 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:04,637 All right! As of now, we're a team! 254 00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:07,807 I need help with the computers. Their security is tight. 255 00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:09,934 I don't know anything about computers. 256 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:14,481 It's easy. Just take pictures of their system. 257 00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:17,567 Computers, wiring, external hard drives, modems... 258 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:19,444 Whatever you can. Name it. 259 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:23,740 Sure. Hello, Minnie Mouse? I'm undercover, you know. 260 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:26,576 You think I can walk around snapping pictures with my phone? 261 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:28,661 He's cute. You're cute. 262 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:42,926 I need your help. 263 00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:46,513 Can you get this back to Carey Price? 264 00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:48,682 If they start losing because of it, 265 00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:51,851 the city will go nuts, and people will lose their jobs! 266 00:30:54,729 --> 00:30:56,231 Sorry, my mistake. 267 00:30:56,272 --> 00:31:00,193 Leafs fan. I can't trust you with this! 268 00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:02,070 Is there anyone from Montreal here? 269 00:31:03,113 --> 00:31:04,614 Anyone? 270 00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:24,634 I can't find the words. 271 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:48,450 To keep you motivated, Sylvio has doubled everybody's fee. 272 00:31:48,491 --> 00:31:51,202 If you think you're being followed, don't come here. 273 00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:53,204 Ditch the car and call me at the bar. 274 00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:55,498 Don't call my cell. Is that clear? 275 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:56,958 What if we're arrested? 276 00:32:03,381 --> 00:32:04,758 That's DiPietro. 277 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:41,086 What happens when you're not a nice guy? 278 00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:52,907 Is this a bad time? 279 00:33:54,826 --> 00:33:57,537 No, I just wanted to ask Mike 280 00:33:57,579 --> 00:33:59,289 if he had any special requests. 281 00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:00,832 Yeah, I'll print them up. 282 00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:07,964 He's moving too much. 283 00:34:08,006 --> 00:34:10,675 I can't get a decent frame. 284 00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:24,814 OK, David, I don't want to be a bugger, but go... 285 00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:28,610 Sure. 286 00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:33,406 It's the pain. It's like an electric shock sometimes. 287 00:34:33,448 --> 00:34:37,035 Give the Miatas to the new guys. I want the high-paying stuff. 288 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,788 Just grab the paper and get to it! 289 00:34:39,829 --> 00:34:43,500 OK, David, just get me a shot from behind the computer. 290 00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:46,878 No! What is he doing? I don't wanna see that guy's face. 291 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,963 - Is there a problem? - Fuck that guy! 292 00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:50,090 A big problem. 293 00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:52,425 You can do it! Come on, David! 294 00:34:54,594 --> 00:34:55,845 Perfect, OK! 295 00:34:55,887 --> 00:34:58,598 That's the good stuff! Get closer! Closer! 296 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,016 What are you doing? 297 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:01,518 Yes! We got it! 298 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:04,104 Tabarnak! It took you long, bud! 299 00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:05,146 Michel... 300 00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:10,318 Do I need to make a spare key every time I bring you a car? 301 00:35:11,528 --> 00:35:13,780 Thanks, Boss. Thanks, Michel. 302 00:35:16,658 --> 00:35:20,787 Can you ask your over-excited poodle to stop barking while I'm working? 303 00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:30,630 It's weird. Mike gave me the same list as last week. 304 00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:35,969 No way. I have to get at least one car tonight. 305 00:35:36,011 --> 00:35:38,888 Meet me in an hour at Ste-Catherine and Crescent. 306 00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:00,994 Whenever you're ready. 307 00:36:20,138 --> 00:36:21,306 Good evening! 308 00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:24,225 Welcome to... 5! 309 00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:26,436 Have a good night! 310 00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:40,033 Thanks. 311 00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:00,303 Let's do it again tomorrow! 312 00:37:50,854 --> 00:37:53,440 What's up with that look? Are you my barback tonight? 313 00:37:53,481 --> 00:37:56,067 I have a little side gig going with the symphony. 314 00:37:56,109 --> 00:37:57,152 You don't like it? 315 00:37:58,069 --> 00:38:01,948 - I'll have a Jack and Coke. - You sure you don't want a martini? 316 00:38:26,348 --> 00:38:27,891 Martin, can you hear me? 317 00:38:27,932 --> 00:38:28,933 Wake up! 318 00:38:31,269 --> 00:38:33,980 The three clients are at the bar. 319 00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:35,982 It's too risky for me. 320 00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:38,777 Do it quick! 321 00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:51,122 That's right, I talk to my penis. 322 00:38:52,582 --> 00:38:55,794 I've even given him a name: Martin. 323 00:38:57,295 --> 00:39:00,882 I don't give a damn! Do what you want. 324 00:39:01,466 --> 00:39:04,469 Just don't ask me to introduce you to mine. 325 00:39:06,262 --> 00:39:08,682 I'll be at the bar if you change your mind. 326 00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:13,520 Mike wants me to take care of them. 327 00:39:14,312 --> 00:39:16,773 - Who are they? - I don't know. 328 00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:18,149 I don't ask questions, 329 00:39:18,191 --> 00:39:20,819 as long as they tip well and take it easy on the groping. 330 00:39:21,444 --> 00:39:26,241 Gina? Jen? Can I have another? This one's empty. 331 00:39:26,282 --> 00:39:29,536 A double. And three more for my friends over there. 332 00:39:29,577 --> 00:39:30,787 What are you doing? 333 00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:38,086 Jen, do you have any matches? 334 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:46,344 Uh-oh! They're angry! 335 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:49,889 Don't worry, it's just liquid! Dry it off with your turban! 336 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:52,976 - Get the hell out! - I'll take care of it. 337 00:39:54,352 --> 00:39:57,397 - Come on! - What are you doing, man? 338 00:40:11,911 --> 00:40:15,081 Go home and come back tomorrow. 339 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:18,793 - That way? Tomorrow? - Good night! 340 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,052 Listen, big shot! 341 00:40:27,093 --> 00:40:28,553 Is he still here? 342 00:40:28,970 --> 00:40:33,016 You guys can't tell me what to do in my own-- 343 00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:13,932 Do you have a light? 344 00:41:57,350 --> 00:41:58,810 I'm going inside. 345 00:42:17,829 --> 00:42:19,539 You sure about that? 346 00:42:31,968 --> 00:42:34,429 - What are they doing there? - They're American. 347 00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:37,474 Yeah, and I'm Japanese. 348 00:42:37,515 --> 00:42:41,519 On Saturdays, I put on my flip-flops and make sushi at the mall. 349 00:42:50,445 --> 00:42:52,489 They're all at the same university. 350 00:42:52,989 --> 00:42:55,325 - What system did you hack into? - None. 351 00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,077 They're all properly enrolled. 352 00:42:57,118 --> 00:42:59,412 They're even listed in our official database 353 00:42:59,454 --> 00:43:01,998 as humanitarian observers and consultants. 354 00:43:02,582 --> 00:43:05,960 - For who? Crooks Without Borders? - That's not a real thing. 355 00:43:07,629 --> 00:43:09,005 Thanks, Princess Leia. 356 00:43:12,634 --> 00:43:14,094 Fuck, this is heavy! 357 00:43:22,310 --> 00:43:23,770 What next? 358 00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:26,022 Are the KGB and Scotland Yard on their way 359 00:43:26,064 --> 00:43:28,358 for middle management like DiPietro? 360 00:43:33,822 --> 00:43:35,657 Great. Keep me posted. 361 00:43:41,913 --> 00:43:43,289 What tip? 362 00:43:49,045 --> 00:43:50,046 Yeah, and? 363 00:44:03,184 --> 00:44:04,728 How much did you tip him? 364 00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:09,774 I want my change. 365 00:44:18,158 --> 00:44:20,910 - You're $5 short. - No! 366 00:44:36,509 --> 00:44:40,305 You should be in AA. Or maybe in CC... 367 00:44:55,070 --> 00:44:56,488 Here! Swap this out! 368 00:44:56,529 --> 00:44:59,282 You seem to think I work for you. 369 00:45:01,242 --> 00:45:03,912 I'm sorry. Didn't I explain this to you? 370 00:45:04,996 --> 00:45:06,539 Federal... 371 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,045 provincial. 372 00:45:12,796 --> 00:45:17,050 That's not the best way to talk to a separatist with anger issues! 373 00:45:17,092 --> 00:45:19,260 Watch your mouth, young man! 374 00:45:19,302 --> 00:45:23,056 This morning, my endocrinologist told me I wasn't the right sex! 375 00:45:23,098 --> 00:45:25,642 My testosterone level is abnormally high: 376 00:45:25,684 --> 00:45:27,894 women are at 2, men are at 7, 377 00:45:28,186 --> 00:45:30,105 and I'm a fucking 9.2! 378 00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:44,411 At least she's seeing a professional. 379 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,815 Have a nice day! 380 00:46:14,941 --> 00:46:17,027 Hello! Can I take your order? 381 00:46:17,068 --> 00:46:19,320 Yes, I'd like the surf and turf, 382 00:46:19,362 --> 00:46:21,781 a baked potato with foie gras 383 00:46:21,823 --> 00:46:24,034 and a glass of red wine, please. 384 00:46:24,075 --> 00:46:26,745 Dad! OK, anything else? 385 00:46:28,913 --> 00:46:30,874 I needed to see your face. 386 00:46:32,709 --> 00:46:35,795 - Are you ready for your exam? - Yes, I'm ready. 387 00:46:35,837 --> 00:46:37,630 Nervous, but ready. 388 00:46:37,672 --> 00:46:40,967 Let's go over the steps involved in a civilian intervention. 389 00:46:41,009 --> 00:46:42,510 Dad, I'm ready! 390 00:46:45,889 --> 00:46:48,808 Approach, identification, questioning, listening, 391 00:46:48,850 --> 00:46:51,144 situation analysis, conflict resolution. 392 00:46:51,186 --> 00:46:53,355 And if you can't resolve the conflict? 393 00:46:53,396 --> 00:46:56,775 I'll do what you'd do: make up a law or pull my gun. 394 00:46:57,567 --> 00:46:59,527 Very funny! 395 00:47:00,195 --> 00:47:01,446 I'm ready, Dad. 396 00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:04,616 I know you are. If I passed it, then you'll ace it. 397 00:47:05,867 --> 00:47:06,993 Thanks. 398 00:47:10,163 --> 00:47:13,083 - Let's go, moron! - Calm down! 399 00:47:13,124 --> 00:47:16,544 There are 40 different donuts! I need a minute to choose! 400 00:47:16,586 --> 00:47:18,922 - Dad! - I don't have all day! 401 00:47:20,215 --> 00:47:22,509 Drive up to the first window, please. 402 00:48:09,597 --> 00:48:11,141 $4.75. 403 00:48:14,269 --> 00:48:17,856 Can you do me a favour? Buy some ice cream for your mother. 404 00:48:17,897 --> 00:48:20,108 - Honey-lavender. - Gross. 405 00:48:20,442 --> 00:48:24,571 I can't believe that even exists. They need a bacon and ribs flavour. 406 00:48:39,919 --> 00:48:40,920 Smile! 407 00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:15,140 - You're beautiful. - You too. 408 00:50:16,182 --> 00:50:18,435 But I don't miss your biker look. 409 00:50:18,476 --> 00:50:21,896 I don't believe you! You love bad boys! 410 00:50:25,275 --> 00:50:26,776 How'd you do that? 411 00:50:27,318 --> 00:50:29,863 I have an in with your tenant. 412 00:50:31,072 --> 00:50:34,159 I knew I was right to remarry you! 413 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,577 You're the perfect man: 414 00:50:35,618 --> 00:50:39,914 you're never here, so you feel bad and do cute things like this! 415 00:50:40,790 --> 00:50:42,292 Hang on. 416 00:50:46,296 --> 00:50:47,797 You OK? 417 00:50:48,673 --> 00:50:51,801 No. This is tough. 418 00:50:52,552 --> 00:50:54,262 I know, my love. 419 00:50:54,304 --> 00:50:57,724 - But it's almost over. - It's never over. 420 00:51:00,185 --> 00:51:02,228 Sometimes I wonder why I do all this, 421 00:51:02,270 --> 00:51:04,147 just to catch a couple crooks. 422 00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:06,941 Then the trial will take years, 423 00:51:06,983 --> 00:51:10,278 and if any evidence gets thrown out, the whole thing goes down the drain! 424 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,364 Can you put my husband on? 425 00:51:12,405 --> 00:51:14,908 My man never talks this way. 426 00:51:14,949 --> 00:51:18,703 - Do you know him? - No. What's he like? 427 00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:21,956 He's a stubborn bastard with a bad temper, 428 00:51:21,998 --> 00:51:26,961 but he's the bravest, most honest, most determined man there is. 429 00:51:28,588 --> 00:51:30,006 Go on. 430 00:51:30,048 --> 00:51:32,050 He's an alpha male. 431 00:51:32,092 --> 00:51:34,135 He doesn't quit until he wins. 432 00:51:34,803 --> 00:51:38,264 I should know. He won me over twice! 433 00:51:38,306 --> 00:51:40,141 I don't deserve you! 434 00:51:43,395 --> 00:51:44,479 I know. 435 00:51:46,106 --> 00:51:47,816 What are you doing? 436 00:51:56,449 --> 00:51:59,369 Stop it! You're hot even when you're being ridiculous! 437 00:52:00,161 --> 00:52:01,329 Really? 438 00:52:12,882 --> 00:52:14,592 What are you doing? 439 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,224 - Are you there? - Yes, I'm here, my love. 440 00:52:21,266 --> 00:52:23,226 Sorry, it was work. 441 00:52:26,855 --> 00:52:29,566 That's a lie. I'm not at a motel. 442 00:52:29,607 --> 00:52:32,527 I know! You wouldn't be a good undercover cop with me. 443 00:52:33,361 --> 00:52:36,614 OK, I'll let you go. I want to enjoy my ice cream. 444 00:52:40,994 --> 00:52:42,662 You're so mean! 445 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:04,888 Watch this. 446 00:55:08,224 --> 00:55:10,018 There's something strange here. 447 00:55:11,644 --> 00:55:14,064 Boss! Come here! We've got something! 448 00:55:20,487 --> 00:55:23,615 They only put their guns down after he says something into his mic. 449 00:55:27,577 --> 00:55:28,912 Check this out! 450 00:55:30,538 --> 00:55:32,749 But then he mutters something else. 451 00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:34,376 Right here. 452 00:55:56,189 --> 00:55:59,025 I'm a big boy. It's been a year, and I'm fine. 453 00:56:04,823 --> 00:56:08,993 We just need a break, and it'll all come together! 454 00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:16,543 What? 455 00:56:20,005 --> 00:56:23,258 At least I can teach her something `cause she still talks to me! 456 00:56:29,180 --> 00:56:30,181 My boss? 457 00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:33,893 It's true. He is your boss! 458 00:56:33,935 --> 00:56:35,520 - Shut up! - Ta yeule! 459 00:56:41,234 --> 00:56:42,736 Yeah? 460 00:56:44,446 --> 00:56:48,199 OK. I'm on my way. 461 00:56:59,294 --> 00:57:01,338 He has problems with authority. Like me. 462 00:57:08,136 --> 00:57:09,596 You wanted to talk, Boss? 463 00:57:09,637 --> 00:57:12,724 - We need you to do a... - I wasn't talking to you. 464 00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:16,227 ...a delivery to Maine, the Mustang. 465 00:57:16,269 --> 00:57:19,147 - Hurry and you'll be back tonight. - Give it to a kid. 466 00:57:19,189 --> 00:57:22,609 If I'm in Maine, I can't steal cars, and I can't make money. 467 00:57:30,992 --> 00:57:33,787 - OK, let's go. - Excuse me? 468 00:57:35,872 --> 00:57:36,831 Michel... 469 00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:40,418 you said "let's." 470 00:57:41,252 --> 00:57:43,672 Sometimes "let's" excludes the speaker, 471 00:57:43,713 --> 00:57:46,257 but it sounded like you meant both of us. 472 00:57:49,886 --> 00:57:51,304 You can't do this to me! 473 00:57:52,263 --> 00:57:55,767 You can't do this to me! There's no way we'll agree on music. 474 00:57:55,809 --> 00:57:57,352 I bet he listens to dance music. 475 00:57:57,394 --> 00:58:00,146 - You look like a dance-music guy. - What? 476 00:58:01,815 --> 00:58:04,234 Hostie, he does listen to dance! 477 00:58:18,707 --> 00:58:21,626 Thanks, Boss. Thanks, Michel. 478 00:58:24,504 --> 00:58:27,007 The keys? 479 00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:30,802 Are they in the usual place? 480 00:58:50,905 --> 00:58:54,117 Hey, General! You decided to swing by? 481 00:58:56,286 --> 00:58:59,622 I'm touched. I really appreciate it. 482 00:59:03,293 --> 00:59:06,755 Everything's fine. Otherwise, the little guy would be with me. 483 00:59:10,342 --> 00:59:11,885 You're so possessive! 484 01:00:11,194 --> 01:00:12,445 Let's try something. 485 01:00:17,117 --> 01:00:21,496 Yeah, I'm here. The rendezvous point is an old truck stop. 486 01:00:25,625 --> 01:00:28,294 Looks fine, but the client isn't here. 487 01:00:28,336 --> 01:00:32,048 There's police everywhere. He won't show up right away. 488 01:00:35,093 --> 01:00:37,512 OK, but I really have to piss. 489 01:00:42,517 --> 01:00:44,019 Yes, Dad! 490 01:00:53,445 --> 01:00:55,655 Yes, bitch! I've got you! 491 01:00:55,697 --> 01:00:58,742 Look, Boss! We've got their computer's camera and mic! 492 01:01:20,722 --> 01:01:24,517 They're going to blow up the car by satellite! That's brilliant! 493 01:01:28,396 --> 01:01:32,067 Yes, Dad! I lifted the seat and washed my hands. 494 01:01:33,568 --> 01:01:35,278 Make up your mind, Dad! 495 01:01:44,871 --> 01:01:45,872 What? 496 01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:52,295 Wait! What satellite? 497 01:02:05,433 --> 01:02:08,645 I can't leave the car here. There's a ton of people around! 498 01:02:09,229 --> 01:02:10,730 Fuck, David! Calice! 499 01:02:27,664 --> 01:02:28,289 Cops! 500 01:02:34,379 --> 01:02:36,256 - I don't know. - You don't know? 501 01:03:33,938 --> 01:03:35,774 The GPS is starting a countdown! 502 01:03:35,815 --> 01:03:38,568 - Turn off their computer! - I can't! 503 01:05:08,825 --> 01:05:10,243 Martin, can you hear me? 504 01:05:12,579 --> 01:05:14,831 I'm fine. I'm not hurt. 505 01:05:16,833 --> 01:05:19,419 And no one-- 506 01:05:25,425 --> 01:05:28,345 Don't yell, goddammit! I have sensitive eardrums! 507 01:09:51,608 --> 01:09:52,901 Where are you from? 508 01:09:52,942 --> 01:09:55,362 United Stupids of America? Or South Moronia? 509 01:09:55,403 --> 01:09:56,446 You fucking dumbass! 510 01:10:57,048 --> 01:10:59,009 Yep! Damn sure! 511 01:13:57,187 --> 01:14:00,273 Did you really think they'd let me go 512 01:14:00,315 --> 01:14:03,318 because you flashed your little Canadian police badge? 513 01:14:03,985 --> 01:14:05,487 You're so naïve! 514 01:14:06,029 --> 01:14:09,157 You haven't become a Jehovah's Witness, have you? 515 01:14:09,949 --> 01:14:12,577 I was driving a car that exploded 516 01:14:12,619 --> 01:14:15,872 in the country with the most terrorist threats in the world! 517 01:14:15,914 --> 01:14:19,042 Now, instead of just me being stuck here, we both are! 518 01:14:19,084 --> 01:14:20,919 Good job! 519 01:14:23,546 --> 01:14:26,716 Ladies and gentlemen, my partner, Martin Ward! 520 01:14:43,608 --> 01:14:46,236 You know. Don't rub it in. 521 01:15:01,751 --> 01:15:03,253 Definitely! 522 01:15:04,254 --> 01:15:07,799 It's brilliant: you disseminate stolen cars all over the States 523 01:15:07,841 --> 01:15:09,676 and simultaneously blow them up! 524 01:15:14,973 --> 01:15:16,850 What do we do if we get out? 525 01:15:38,163 --> 01:15:42,542 Is it that hard for you to be alone in a room with me? 526 01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:48,923 What is it? 527 01:15:56,639 --> 01:15:58,141 What is it? 528 01:15:58,725 --> 01:16:01,728 This isn't the first time. What's going on? 529 01:16:12,697 --> 01:16:14,199 I'm sick, David. 530 01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:25,210 I have Lou Gehrig's disease. 531 01:16:31,549 --> 01:16:33,343 Who's Lou Gehrig? 532 01:16:33,385 --> 01:16:37,639 He was a baseball player. Had one of the first known cases. 533 01:16:42,394 --> 01:16:43,895 I don't know baseball. 534 01:16:45,397 --> 01:16:47,190 Is it like Parkinson's? 535 01:16:49,442 --> 01:16:51,778 It's a degenerative disease. 536 01:17:11,589 --> 01:17:14,884 It's like Russian roulette. 537 01:17:28,023 --> 01:17:29,816 That could take years. 538 01:17:40,702 --> 01:17:42,746 There must be medication. 539 01:20:19,944 --> 01:20:21,446 What an asshole! 540 01:20:50,225 --> 01:20:52,686 The big boss pulled the plug, Boss. 541 01:20:54,604 --> 01:20:56,564 My boss is you, Boss. Not your boss. 542 01:20:57,732 --> 01:20:59,109 Don't ask me. 543 01:20:59,150 --> 01:21:01,945 There's no signal. I don't understand. 544 01:21:01,986 --> 01:21:03,613 What the fuck? 545 01:21:03,655 --> 01:21:06,282 - Are they still in the garage? - No. 546 01:21:08,743 --> 01:21:10,036 Yes, but there's no signal. 547 01:21:10,078 --> 01:21:12,288 OK. The consulate. 548 01:21:41,860 --> 01:21:45,238 Yes, the bartender kept me in touch. There is hardly anyone left. 549 01:21:55,373 --> 01:21:57,292 We're closed! Don't you have a watch? 550 01:22:07,469 --> 01:22:08,720 Remember me? 551 01:22:12,182 --> 01:22:15,894 I don't know this Lou Gehrig, but he must've been a hell of a player! 552 01:22:16,311 --> 01:22:18,396 Sorry, too soon? 553 01:22:23,860 --> 01:22:24,861 Fuck! 554 01:22:33,036 --> 01:22:34,579 OK, everybody out! 555 01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:38,416 Michel! 556 01:22:40,210 --> 01:22:41,211 Mikey! 557 01:22:42,629 --> 01:22:44,547 I know you're here, Mikey! 558 01:22:45,215 --> 01:22:46,675 OK, easy! Easy there! 559 01:22:52,347 --> 01:22:56,685 Don't make me shoot. Let her go. She didn't know I was a cop! 560 01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:02,524 Shut up! I'm getting out of here, or I slit her throat. Got it? 561 01:23:03,942 --> 01:23:08,363 Let her go, and we'll put our guns down so we can talk. 562 01:23:08,405 --> 01:23:10,699 What kind of idiot do you think I am? 563 01:23:11,616 --> 01:23:12,617 Don't move! 564 01:23:15,161 --> 01:23:18,540 Shut up! I'll bleed her dry, goddammit! 565 01:23:20,625 --> 01:23:21,918 Calm down! Look! 566 01:23:23,503 --> 01:23:25,463 I'm putting down my gun. 567 01:23:26,965 --> 01:23:28,550 Let him go. He'll kill her. 568 01:23:30,051 --> 01:23:32,303 - Put your gun down! - Drop it! 569 01:23:33,138 --> 01:23:34,222 Tell him to drop it! 570 01:23:57,954 --> 01:23:59,914 You fucking psychopath! 571 01:24:03,877 --> 01:24:06,421 Abusive motherfucking pimp! 572 01:24:11,301 --> 01:24:14,387 You won't be grabbing anyone's ass anymore! 573 01:24:24,481 --> 01:24:26,858 OK, two more? What do you think, Martin? 574 01:24:33,782 --> 01:24:36,117 OK, it's over. 575 01:24:54,761 --> 01:24:56,262 Are you all right? 576 01:24:59,140 --> 01:25:01,309 As soon as we're gone, call 911. 577 01:25:02,894 --> 01:25:07,273 - Aren't you the police? - Yes, but no. 578 01:25:08,024 --> 01:25:12,112 - You understand? - No, but yes. 579 01:25:12,529 --> 01:25:15,115 As soon as we leave, call 911. 580 01:25:15,156 --> 01:25:18,159 Tell them someone's been seriously injured. Then get out. 581 01:25:18,201 --> 01:25:20,578 Make sure you're gone before they get here. 582 01:25:20,829 --> 01:25:22,163 You have a boyfriend? 583 01:25:22,539 --> 01:25:26,334 Good. Go to his place and stay there until I call you. 584 01:25:26,376 --> 01:25:27,794 I'll call you when this is all over. 585 01:25:27,836 --> 01:25:30,338 Then you can teach me some of those moves. 586 01:25:34,801 --> 01:25:36,302 Thanks, Jen. 587 01:25:44,602 --> 01:25:46,062 You can't do this, motherfuckers! 588 01:25:59,325 --> 01:25:59,951 What? 589 01:26:01,661 --> 01:26:04,748 Cool, that's a good sign! I knew you'd work it out! 590 01:26:05,331 --> 01:26:06,916 You assholes-- 591 01:26:17,302 --> 01:26:21,139 You can shove your deals up your ass! 592 01:26:24,100 --> 01:26:25,643 I know you, Mike. 593 01:26:26,770 --> 01:26:29,439 You're a liar, a thief and a cheat. 594 01:26:29,481 --> 01:26:31,066 All about cash and chicks. 595 01:26:32,567 --> 01:26:33,735 But you're no killer. 596 01:26:36,321 --> 01:26:38,531 You think I'm scared of the police? 597 01:26:38,907 --> 01:26:41,618 You gonna hit me with a phone book if I don't talk? 598 01:26:47,999 --> 01:26:52,671 Look around, you moron. Does this look like a police station? 599 01:26:53,171 --> 01:26:55,548 You think we brought you here to finger paint 600 01:26:55,590 --> 01:26:58,134 and take pictures of your ugly face? 601 01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:02,055 I'll rearrange your face! 602 01:27:05,266 --> 01:27:07,060 My wife! 603 01:27:11,940 --> 01:27:13,441 Hide him! Hide him! 604 01:27:19,406 --> 01:27:22,033 - David? - Hello! 605 01:27:22,742 --> 01:27:24,285 Did I wake you? 606 01:27:26,162 --> 01:27:27,664 It doesn't matter. 607 01:27:28,164 --> 01:27:28,832 What are you doing? 608 01:27:31,459 --> 01:27:32,460 Working. 609 01:27:35,296 --> 01:27:38,008 You have blood on your hand. 610 01:27:39,926 --> 01:27:41,886 Oh, yeah! Would you look at that! 611 01:27:47,434 --> 01:27:50,020 - Is someone with you? - No. 612 01:27:51,021 --> 01:27:52,772 Oh, him? That's just Martin. 613 01:27:53,189 --> 01:27:55,066 Martin! Well, I-- 614 01:27:56,109 --> 01:27:58,611 My love, you can't go in the garage. 615 01:27:59,863 --> 01:28:03,908 You'd better not be putting us in danger with your bullshit. 616 01:28:04,826 --> 01:28:05,994 No way! 617 01:28:07,162 --> 01:28:08,830 Trust me! 618 01:28:11,708 --> 01:28:13,710 We'll talk about this later. 619 01:28:15,253 --> 01:28:17,672 Thank you, my love! I love you! 620 01:28:29,934 --> 01:28:32,062 I'm in big trouble. 621 01:28:54,250 --> 01:28:56,086 Come on, Michel! 622 01:28:59,255 --> 01:29:02,217 Don't swallow this! It's bad for your health! 623 01:29:02,258 --> 01:29:06,262 I know where you live! I'll slit your wife's throat! 624 01:29:11,726 --> 01:29:15,689 Or what? You think I'm scared of a few punches in the face? 625 01:29:55,478 --> 01:29:58,648 OK, OK, OK! But it's too late! 626 01:29:58,690 --> 01:30:00,275 There are already 20 cars across the border. 627 01:30:00,316 --> 01:30:02,861 The last batch leaves this morning. 628 01:30:02,902 --> 01:30:05,739 They're all rigged to explode on the same day! 629 01:30:05,780 --> 01:30:08,408 They're mobile bombs! That's it! 630 01:30:08,450 --> 01:30:09,868 Who's delivering the cars? 631 01:30:10,785 --> 01:30:13,747 A bunch of greedy kids. But they won't be back. 632 01:30:13,788 --> 01:30:18,251 They don't know the cars are rigged. They're going to explode with them. 633 01:30:18,293 --> 01:30:20,378 There's no connection between them. 634 01:30:20,420 --> 01:30:23,715 By the time the FBI figures it out, everyone will be gone. 635 01:30:25,258 --> 01:30:27,969 I don't know. I swear I don't know! 636 01:30:28,011 --> 01:30:30,764 All we did was get the cars and handle delivery. 637 01:30:30,805 --> 01:30:33,475 I don't even know when they're set to go off! 638 01:30:34,184 --> 01:30:38,438 All I know is the last batch is leaving this morning at 5:00! 639 01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:39,814 From where? 640 01:30:40,690 --> 01:30:45,653 - From where? - A vacant lot in the east end! 641 01:30:45,695 --> 01:30:48,531 That's all I know, I swear! 642 01:31:07,884 --> 01:31:12,889 Impressive. Especially using a drill with no battery. 643 01:31:26,403 --> 01:31:29,572 Don't call me Michel! 644 01:31:38,289 --> 01:31:39,833 You sure you're OK with this? 645 01:31:42,293 --> 01:31:44,379 It might not go that far. 646 01:31:58,184 --> 01:32:01,396 If plan A doesn't work, we go right to plan B. Got it? 647 01:32:01,438 --> 01:32:03,690 Sounds to me like you have two plan Cs! 648 01:32:03,732 --> 01:32:08,194 Well, well! The strip-club owner is suddenly a mastermind! 649 01:32:09,571 --> 01:32:11,531 Get over your fear of harmless tools 650 01:32:11,573 --> 01:32:14,951 and then apply for a job with the RCMP or the SQ! 651 01:32:21,791 --> 01:32:23,501 But if you're shaking like that... 652 01:32:37,015 --> 01:32:40,810 Well, Michel, our lives are connected. 653 01:32:41,978 --> 01:32:43,938 If something happens, we're both dead. 654 01:32:44,522 --> 01:32:46,358 You guys are fucking nuts. 655 01:32:47,275 --> 01:32:51,154 That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Thank you. 656 01:32:51,905 --> 01:32:53,907 Let's go. 657 01:33:17,430 --> 01:33:19,182 Martin, are you ready? 658 01:33:43,623 --> 01:33:46,001 I found your poodle. Is there a reward? 659 01:33:52,340 --> 01:33:54,050 What a shitty plan! 660 01:33:54,092 --> 01:33:55,260 The cars can't go. 661 01:34:58,490 --> 01:35:00,075 Martin, I've got DiPietro! 662 01:35:01,034 --> 01:35:05,038 Martin, where are you? Can you hear me? 663 01:35:08,083 --> 01:35:09,918 I need help with the kids! 664 01:35:11,711 --> 01:35:14,714 This will hurt, but you need to put direct pressure on it. 665 01:35:20,345 --> 01:35:23,765 Martin, they can see us! It's going to blow! 666 01:35:57,674 --> 01:35:59,592 TABARNAK! 667 01:36:24,993 --> 01:36:26,494 What the fuck? 668 01:36:43,178 --> 01:36:44,179 What? 669 01:37:01,946 --> 01:37:03,656 Get a hold of yourself! 670 01:37:06,826 --> 01:37:09,204 Martin, I understand, but this isn't the time! 671 01:37:20,465 --> 01:37:24,052 He's not dead! There weren't any other explosions! 672 01:37:24,094 --> 01:37:26,137 But I need you now! 673 01:37:26,179 --> 01:37:27,847 Jonathan needs you! 674 01:37:34,562 --> 01:37:36,064 We can't go after your son. 675 01:37:42,654 --> 01:37:46,908 Me too! But we won't find your son before he crosses the border. 676 01:37:46,950 --> 01:37:51,579 The only way to save your son is to stop the cars from exploding. 677 01:40:17,350 --> 01:40:20,895 What part of "emergency" don't you understand? 678 01:40:35,577 --> 01:40:38,413 Are they going to take us seriously now? 679 01:40:40,457 --> 01:40:43,293 I can't take their shitty attitude anymore! 680 01:40:43,752 --> 01:40:46,546 You're lucky my friend's son is caught up in this, 681 01:40:46,588 --> 01:40:50,216 otherwise I'd be at home with my feet up, drinking a beer 682 01:40:50,258 --> 01:40:54,304 and watching the cars blow up live on fucking CNN! 683 01:40:54,346 --> 01:40:58,641 I can't handle them acting like they're king of the world, 684 01:40:58,683 --> 01:41:01,603 as if the Garden of Eden itself was in sunny California! 685 01:41:27,295 --> 01:41:31,341 Sometimes you have to be direct in order to get things moving. 686 01:42:28,356 --> 01:42:31,860 Martin, David, can you hear me? I picked up the signal! 687 01:42:38,616 --> 01:42:41,619 I've got their computer's signal! They reconnected! 688 01:42:44,831 --> 01:42:47,292 I can't hack in, but the tracker is up. 689 01:42:47,334 --> 01:42:49,252 That's impossible, MC. 690 01:42:53,840 --> 01:42:55,633 I have the tracker! It's moving! 691 01:42:56,926 --> 01:43:00,013 It's on the move, but it must be hooked up to a generator. 692 01:43:04,601 --> 01:43:07,687 And don't say a damn word until I call you back. 693 01:44:39,904 --> 01:44:42,449 Oh yeah? You want to meet a real hard head? 694 01:44:47,203 --> 01:44:48,705 - You OK? - Oh yeah! 695 01:45:17,317 --> 01:45:18,443 What? 696 01:45:44,427 --> 01:45:47,305 Without the gun, he wouldn't have given us the car. 697 01:45:47,347 --> 01:45:48,348 Well, maybe. 698 01:45:49,099 --> 01:45:50,100 Yes, Boss! 699 01:45:58,233 --> 01:45:59,651 You should be close. 700 01:46:00,694 --> 01:46:01,945 He just stopped. 701 01:46:06,366 --> 01:46:07,450 Yes, there it goes! 702 01:46:46,906 --> 01:46:48,742 There's plenty of room! 703 01:46:52,495 --> 01:46:54,205 It's tight, but we'll make it. 704 01:47:22,650 --> 01:47:24,110 I knew we'd make it! 705 01:47:40,502 --> 01:47:41,586 Are you crazy? 706 01:48:20,166 --> 01:48:21,167 I'm listening. 707 01:48:22,544 --> 01:48:26,423 No, but I found the GPS coordinates of some of the cars. 708 01:48:29,426 --> 01:48:31,052 I'm on it, Boss! 709 01:48:32,887 --> 01:48:35,890 There's no time to find the cars and disarm them! 710 01:48:37,684 --> 01:48:40,145 We have to get the truck out of signal range. 711 01:48:45,191 --> 01:48:49,320 Submerge it! That's good! But how the fuck do we do that? 712 01:48:51,406 --> 01:48:55,326 I know! We'll call the fire department... 713 01:49:07,422 --> 01:49:08,423 Open up! 714 01:49:12,385 --> 01:49:14,346 I love you, my friend. 715 01:49:14,387 --> 01:49:16,097 Man, those pills are strong! 716 01:49:17,432 --> 01:49:19,184 Martin, don't do this to me! 717 01:49:33,948 --> 01:49:35,450 Oh, sorry! 718 01:49:36,785 --> 01:49:38,995 Police! I need your bike. 719 01:49:39,037 --> 01:49:41,873 - Fuck you, dude! - I'm a cop! 720 01:49:41,915 --> 01:49:43,750 I don't give a shit! 721 01:49:50,423 --> 01:49:55,428 You asshole! This is going on YouTube, pig! 722 01:49:56,221 --> 01:49:58,390 - What's your badge number? - 728! 723 01:50:34,426 --> 01:50:35,885 What's your problem? 724 01:50:49,899 --> 01:50:51,860 You wanna die? You'll have to kill me! 725 01:50:53,611 --> 01:50:55,071 No way! You're my partner! 726 01:50:55,113 --> 01:50:58,950 You want to drive into the river? Fine! Let's drive into the river! 727 01:51:34,986 --> 01:51:37,572 Your French is coming along great! 728 01:51:37,614 --> 01:51:39,616 Immersion really works! 729 01:51:43,620 --> 01:51:46,748 I'm sure the computer system is down now! 730 01:51:53,630 --> 01:51:56,132 NEW YORK MOSQUE 731 01:52:11,189 --> 01:52:12,649 BOSTON MOSQUE 732 01:52:12,691 --> 01:52:15,735 I'll meet you there. We'll split the plane ticket. 733 01:53:06,077 --> 01:53:08,288 Police! Disperse! 734 01:53:08,329 --> 01:53:11,499 "Disperse?" Where do you think you are? 735 01:53:11,541 --> 01:53:13,793 Police! Get the fuck out of the way! 736 01:53:15,337 --> 01:53:17,130 No, no! Fuck! 737 01:53:35,190 --> 01:53:36,232 Don't touch that! 738 01:54:13,061 --> 01:54:14,312 I don't know how! 739 01:54:15,772 --> 01:54:19,234 "Come back straight"? This isn't a freaking scooter! 740 01:54:19,943 --> 01:54:20,944 I know! 741 01:54:22,195 --> 01:54:24,531 Don't touch it! One thing at a time! 742 01:54:24,572 --> 01:54:27,701 It's not that one! You've tried it four times already! 743 01:54:51,266 --> 01:54:52,976 You think it worked? 744 01:54:56,271 --> 01:54:57,897 How can we find out? 745 01:58:08,004 --> 01:58:11,925 SEVEN MONTHS LATER 746 01:58:52,882 --> 01:58:54,884 I wonder which one I am. 747 02:00:07,290 --> 02:00:11,461 Thank you for what you did for our country. 748 02:00:13,046 --> 02:00:16,007 Mister President, it was an honour "tabarnak". 749 02:00:20,845 --> 02:00:22,389 He spoke to me in French! 750 02:00:23,223 --> 02:00:25,892 I bet he didn't even do that for Céline!55468

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