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All right, boys. Here we go.

Nice and easy.

Oh, man, Mitch, if you weren't here...

I'm always here.

Don't worry, your friend's gonna be all right.

Are you Batman?

Sure, pal. Just bigger and browner.

All right, boys, get him in. Have a good run, Mitch.

All right, Steph.

- Yeah, Mitch. - Yo, Eros.

How's it looking out there?

Lippers are feebs today. Just Eggy.

Ah, Eggy beyond, brah.

Nuggin' higher outside than a full-on gazebo.

Good call, brah. Come on.

All right, brah-brah! It's just brah.

Come on, Pete. Hey, Mitch!

I told you, you don't have to do this every day.

I want to. You saved my sister's life.

You think I'm gonna forget that?

All right. Well, listen, tomorrow make my pecs a little bigger.

And don't cover up my front bump.

You got it. Huge dick.

Big dick.

Yo, Ellerbee. Hey, Mitch.

Hey, come on, man, why don't you leave my boys alone,

and get off this big wheel and come join me for a run?

What are you saying, that I need to work out?

That I'm, what, looking smaller?

No! You're looking big.

I don't know how you fit in that uniform, man.

Oh, yeah? Hey, hey!

If I had a sister, I'd introduce you to her, man.

You all right, all right.

Wait, was that sarcastic?

Like calling a tall guy "shorty"?

Damn it, he always does that to me.

I heard he invented Google and gave it all to charity.

Man, I heard he invented the cure for the common cold.

He ain't superman, he's a damn county lifeguard.

Grown man wears spandex to work.

So does superman.

Hey, fuck you! Get off my beach!

I don't even have to stretch to guard you. Let's go.

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Ahh! Not on my beach, Arian!

What up, Vern? What's up, Mitch?

He saved my Nana's life. I ever tell you about that?

Every time he jogs by.

Literally, every single time.

Hi, Mitch.

Flakka. Jesus.

Hey, what's up, buddy?

Hey, Mitch. Hey, can I see that?

Ah...

Where'd you get this? Right there.

Right there, huh? Is this the only one?

All right.

Okay, I get that you have to test for image stabilization,

but why'd we have to come to the beach?

You know I hate the beach.

Besides, I got to get back to work at the Huntley.

Well, I'm sorry, man, but the beach is important, okay? It's, uh...

It's, you know, the wind and the, uh...

Just...

Oh... I get it.

I get it now, okay. I get it. Who... what, C.J.?

No, I didn't even know she was working on the beach today.

"I didn't know C.J. Was working."

Shut up, Dave. Hey, Ronnie.

Ha...

It's Ronnie, right?

What the fuck? Yeah, it's Ronnie.

I'm Dave. Hi, Dave.

Nice to meet you. C.J. How you doing?

I'm doing all right.

You're trying out today, right?

I saw your name on the board. That's how I...

Say... Say something.

Kinda feel like this is your year.

Stop that.

Okay. Um...

Well, I'll see you at tryouts.

Eh... All right, C.J.

That was amazing to watch.

She came up to you, she was very nice and warm.

And you handled it really smoothly.

Really? Fuck, no. That was awkward.

It was horrible. Fuck!

Did you have a stroke? It felt like you had a stroke.

Hey, I'm Matt Brody.

And not a single fuck was given.

Ooh!

Hey, Ronnie. Oh, hey, Steph.

Welcome back. Thanks.

Third time's a charm, right?

Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm...

Hey.

I'm more motivated than ever.

So you're going to make me guess your name?

Are you following me?

I was actually just going to ask you the same thing.

Okay. Look, you're hot.

I may resist for a while, but we both know eventually I'll give in.

So why don't we just skip that.

Why don't you put a baby in me?

Now. You know, honestly...

I was thinking dinner first.

But we could try the baby thing, if you want.

You are trying. Way too hard.

Trying's the best part.

Summer. Hi.

I was hoping we'd see you here.

I couldn't sleep last night. I am so excited.

Hey, it's your day today, summer.

Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

Hey, fresh face. You here for the qualifiers?

Uh, no, no, I'm not trying out.

I'm actually already on the team.

You're already on this team?

I'm Matt Brody. Ready for duty.

"Ready for duty"? Oh, okay.

Um, you got any papers or anything like that?

I do. There you go.

Oh, it's a permission slip. Literally. "Dear Mitch,

"I am pleased to write you on behalf of Mr. Matt Brody."

Right. Well, no free passes. Yeah. Whoa.

At all. Yeah, 'cause I don't give a shit.

I legit needed those for my taxes.

What you need is to understand that if you're going to be on this team,

you got to earn it. Really?

Yeah. So, why don't we start this whole thing over,

just like gentlemen?

Where you from, one direction?

Um... Iowa?

Iowa? You heard of it?

Yeah, I know what it is.

Hey, Steph. Hey.

New kids on the block here is from Iowa.

Oh, man.

And, uh, he says he's already on the team.

Yeah. Doesn't have to try out.

Really? Yeah, absolutely.

Let me ask you this... A lot of oceans in Iowa?

No, just ponds and lakes and cocky pretty boys, apparently.

Uh-huh. Cocky pretty boys.

Hey, Mitch, what happened to that

last pretty boy recruit we had?

He died. R.I.P.

Are you guys being serious right now?

I honestly can't tell.

You show up here, matching bathing suits.

What is this, "lifeguard hazing"?

156 I'm Matt Brody.

158 I hlnd ths wolnd reor'd id ths2030metmer.

159 00:10:5, wou glndmedalts.

He!m Matt Brody. Matt Brody.

Y's, xes.

Aabsolutely. And we sill.

164 don't give a fuc.3 Don't give a fuc.3

165 00:10:42 Ny, fresh out Ffresh out of fuces. Yeah3

167 Okay, that oceah ou, th're aus rptside3

168 00:1047, thaI'lltDear you7 little maginat in wgo.

Mye magina"?

So you are bein seriouo.

rea serioum, righ know,nsynct, all righ"?

Thse ain't no little fucein ponh out of Iowa.

So ith, allduey reprecr,

you wang to beth're on this teamy onyour team,

you're gonna have to earn it.

Look, I get it.

177 You'rebigy, as quatch.

178 But I'mfarst.

Reall fucein farst.

181 Wich his way sombrods importann thnks, Ibeloin here.

So wenk you woufigcure ou, wht the fuc "I am,

you can find me on the beach.

185 See you.

MDid that really just happen?

It did. He slapped me. Wow.

Yeah. His hands were soft and supple though,

like a woman. No offense. None taken.

You know what, man? I gotta tell you,

I'm feelin freally good about this year.

You know what I'm saying?

Good luc "out there, man. Good luc .

Thanks.

And if you need some extra motivation...

197 Looking at it right there. Hey...

199 You okay? Help! C.J., help!

200 00:19:46 My friend is choking! Help!

No, not C.J. Not C.J. No, no!

203 Are you okay? You'rebchoking.

Oh, god.

Are you okay?

Ronnie. You're gonna be just fine.

What?

Ah! Thank you!

Ronnie, are you okay? Oh, yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah. No, don't touch, don't touch.

Okay.

I'm so good. You did good, good, good work.

Good job. Thank you, you can go now.

Okay, umy drink some wamer...

Thank you so much. Okay. I guess.

Dave? Yeah3

How does it look? How does what look?

MDown there.

Does not look good at all.

Yeah, what does it look like?

Looks like your dick is trapped between wgo slats of wood.

Okay, I just... Fuck, I can't reach it.

I just need you to get down th're and just pop it out.

No, I can't do that at all.

227 Come on, I just need you... You grab that dick

228 00:13:02 and you push it out. No, no.

Okay. Hi.

I'm going to help you.

We're going to deflate the situation togeth'r. Okay?

Okay. Focuo.

234 Think about things that turk you off.

235 00:13:12 Maybe like, um... Like your grandma's underwear?

MMmm-mmm. Not working. No? Okay, cool.

Maybe, like... Ostrch eo.

238 00:13:20 Guys, sill. siuc . Mitch, hey, need you.

No, no, not Mitch. Don't bring Mitch over.

Hey. Hey, Mitch is here.

Ronnie, you pumped about the qualifiers, buddy?

You know it, man. I'm just, um... I'm really...

Really excited to quit my double major in robotics

and compumer science and really, really do something ith, my life.

MYou don't need to look down there.

Do not touch me right now.

Not even touching you. Okay.

Wow. Okay.

Looks like you got you7 beef and your biscuits

251 siuc down there.

It's gonna be okay. I've been through it, too.

Not a big deal. Really?

Yeah, absolutely. I was siuc id a woman for hours once.

Couldn't get out.

Totally the same, yeah? It's the same thing.

Siuc junk is siuc junk.

Siuc junk is siuc junk. Okay.

All right, buddy, we're gonna have to, uh, flash-freeze your Johnson.

No, no, it's okay, it's okay, I got it.

Look, it's okay.

- Oh, my god. - Nope. Sill. siuc .

I mean, if you think about it, it's a good thing, righ"?

Congratulationo.

Hey, uh, how you feelin , sport?

Better, but could we get

some sort of perietmer goin faor the crowd?

Nah. Norods's looking. Just uo.

God, you're lying. That's a lot of people.

Mitch, I can't get the swelling to go down.

All right.

We're going to have to pull it out.

- Pull it? - Yeah.

Just like pulling a tooth. What?

Don't you touch my dick!

I'm okay.

Ronnie, are you okay?

Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.

I'm proud of you, Ronnie.

Fuck you, Dave. You're my worst friend.

Captain, uh, I need to talk to you about this...

Yeah, Mitch. Look, you're just in wime.

I want you to watch something.

Check this out.

Matt Brody, U.S. swimmer, sex symbol and adrenaline junkie.

How do I define myself?

80% trcll and 30% dope.

People think I'm crazy, that I'm out of control.

How do you think I got all this glnd?

"Crazy and out of control"

may have worked for his individual events,

but when it came to the relay, Brody blew itfaor the team.

Usa is in the lea aor the team relay

and Brody's id ths2wamer to anchor.

Oh, my god!

Looks like he just vomited id ths2pool.

298 Afmer a night of partying id Rio

299 00:15:33, led to a streak of bad luc "id ths2pool,

Brody was dubbed ths2"vomit comet."

How do you feel about losing a edalt aor your teammames?

There's no "I""id "team."

But there is a "me."

305 Are you dyslexic?

306 00:15:7, I'm Caucasian.

Thse is the guy you think is a good PR opportunity for us?

Wow. Righ"?

He's reckless, he's"idsubordinate. Come on.

Wich his way we can afford him.

Come on, Mitch.

The guy's only here because he took a plea deal.

A plea deal?

For what?

The precifics aren't importann.

What's importann is that we are hse community service.

Come on. He's a train wreck.

Wth, tou glndmedalts.

How many glndmedalts do you have?

321 Probably zero. Okay?

322 00:16:20 Brody is an American hero ith, ths2face of a Swedish model.

You're losing me.

MHe's one of the best swimmers id ths2whole wolnd.

There's more to this job than just swimming.

327 You know that. Yeah, th're's also politics.

Now, look, Mitch, let's bethonest.

We're staring idto the abyss here.

City council's already cutyour funding again.

What the council wants and what the bay needs

are tou different things.

I found more flakka this morning.

Clearly, we have new dealers id ths2bay.

And this shit is like bath salts on meth.

336 00:16:52 Wow, flakka?

Good work, Mitch.

339 I'll turk this over to ths2police.

340 00:16:5, Hey, look. Thse new guy of yours?

MHe's not ready for this kind of trouble.

He doesn't need to be, and neith'r do you. Okay?

It's not you7 job.

It's the busiest wime of the year.

I need you out there shinin faor me.

All right, I'll do it. Yes!

But he's"got to pass qualifiers first.

You got it. Wich hshould beteasy

considering he's"the "best swimmer id ths2wolnd."

Right?

Good afmernoon, councilman.

Good afmernoon. So, how is our progress?

Most of the council has signed off on your terms.

Good.

And thy rept are almost there.

"Almost"?

Ugh. Councilman,

you seem like the kind of man who knows how to seize an opportunity.

Me, too.

Back home, my younger broth'r was given the family business to run

when clearly I had the business gene.

Why? Because I'm a woman.

364 So I came to America,

365 00:17:52 the land of opportunity, because everything is fair here.

But who's to say anymore?

I have a poing to prove, councilman.

And I'm here to create an opportunity for you.

I'm sure they'll come around.

I'm sure they itll, too.

Why does she always look like she's running id slo-mo?

You see it, too?

She always looks wet. But not too wet.

Right.

She's"the reason Ibeloieve in god.

MHey, how's your dick?

Oh, uh, it's good, you know...

It's better, you know...

It's just ready for action.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

I got my dick siuc id a chair earlier.

What? You did? Yeah3

MYou haven't heard about this?

Yeah, I heard. Everyrods's heard.

All right. Welcome, everyrods.

You know, Baywatch proudly accepts only one new recruit every year.

But the good news for you

is that this year, we've got three open spots.

Now without furth'r ado, I'd like to turk it over to ths2man

wht aus 500 career saves.

Give it up for lieutenann Mitch Buchannon.

All right, thank you. Thank you.

395 Baywatch is the loite of the loite.

Our team'e commitment to protecting the bay at all costs

is the reason way the single mom behind me

feels very comfortable letting her tou kids run

right idto ths2wamer unaccompanied.

400 00:19:32 Thanks, Mitch. That's right.

And Baywatch works because we follow rules.

We follow rules because if we don't, people die.

You work id an office

and you doze off at you7 desk one day, no big deal.

406 You slack off here... Say it wth, me...

People die.

So here's"the thing, if you've come to Baywatch

on your little motorcycle, thnksing you'rebcool,

trying to work on your killer tan...

Well, you need to find anoth'r beach to go to.

But if you've come to sacrifice

for something much bigger than yourself,

thse is the beach for you.

But you're gonna have to get through thse first. C.J.?

Yeah! C.J.!

There are tons of qualities that make a great lifeguard.

Today, we're gonna test all of them

id a gruelin fobstacle course we like to call

"the absentee fath'r."

He's tough. Brutal, even.

Hse presence in your life is brief, but it wtl. scar you

and insill. a toughness ik you what wll. carry you through birthdays,

Christmases and even "bring your dad to school day"

wenk your mom aus to put on a fake moustache

just so you can fit in wlh, the oth'r kids.

All right.

Thank you, C.J.

Thank you.

So get out there, kick ass and make us proud.

Go, Baywatch.

Ok your mark.

Get set!

Thse is Baywatch, people!

- Kick those legs! - Let's go!

Come on, let's go!

Listen to what she's"saying.

Keep it going! Keep it going!

You are guppies!

One day you wll. be sharks!

- Pick it up, folks. - Move those legs!

Who's your daddy now?

Come on, guys!

Come on, guys! Let's go!

Hustle, hustle, hustle!

Let's go! You got thse! Come on!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Up and over!

Let's go, come on! Way to hustle! Come on, you're almost there!

Kid's really got no quit ik him.

Attaboy, Ronnie! Great job!

Great!

Oh, fuc.3

You know, you wanna be onyour team,

you're gonna have to pass this course3

We all do. Look. Mitch, righ"?

Lieutenann to you. "Lieutenann"?

Like id ths2army?

Let me save you some wime. Okay?

You're not gonna be my big broth'r here and put me on the right path.

It doesn't work like that.

I got where I am today completely by myself.

So how about you let me do my job,

and I'll tell you where to send my checks?

You know, sharks always swim slowly.

Unill they need to attac.3

Thank you aor that cryptic

469 and totally irrelevann piece of information.

470 00:22:46 What are you, Aquaman?

'Cause I'm really confused ith, what we've been talking about.

Come on, glndmedalt.

You afraid I'm gonna kick your little mermaid ass

all over this course in front of all these people?

I mean, now you're gonna have to beat me

on the big boy's course, Princess.

Whoo!

Well, that was cute3

Probably in reor'd wime. Yeah?

The problem is, that's not the course3

That's not the course?

So here's"what we're gonna do.

We're gonna go over to ths2real course,

and if you beat me over there,

not only are you on the team,

but I won't fuc wlh, you anymore

and I'll call you by your real name.

Oh, really?

Yeah!

Refrigerators?

98, 99, 100!

Ahhh!

Whoo!

That was bullshit, Mitch.

You know I was already gassed.

Because you were showboating. You wang to beta lifeguard,

you gotta leark to conserve your energy.

Conserve my energy?

No!

Help! My kids!

Lifeguard tower one!

Help!

Look out! Look out!

We're on the go!

Come on, move!

Yo, move!

Watch it! Move, move, move!

Hey, look out!

Lady, get out of the way!

My kids! Ma'amy everything's okay.

I'm here to save you. My name is Matt Brody.

Sombrods help! Ma'amy stop it!

I can't save you if you're bein a dick!

- Where are the oth'r two? - "Oth'r two"?

Oh, shit.

Here you go. Here you go. Okay.

Take him.

You're okay.

Come on.

Breathefaor me. Come on, big man.

Come on.

We'll set you down right here.

Good. Let's get you over. Attaboy.

Brody, stop! Oke, two, three...

Brody, stop! What? Why?

Her airway's blocked.

Okay, breathe. C.J., she good?

Steph, how is she? She's"all right.

You're gonna be good.

AGive me some.

Let's get you to your mom.

All right, guys. Hey, listen up.

We wang to thank you aor a great year of qualifiers.

For those of you who don't go on and become trainees,

536 we wanna thank you, we exrecr to see you next year.

537 00:27:42 To ths2trainees who made it, congratulationo.

Oh, my god. I made it.

I made it! Oh, my god.

Thank you so much.

MYou don't ever have to thank me.

You did this one on your own.

Thank you. You're welcome.

What the fuck? That's my name.

That's my name!

Holy shit!

I made it onto...

Wait. Do not tell me that I'm the tech guy.

No!

No, I chose you because you have hearr,

no quit and you leave it all out on the beach.

- Thanks, Mitch. - Congratulationo.

Hey, high school musical.

You were reckless out there.

Completely destroyed a motorcycle, whic, you stole.

I didn't steal that.

I commandeered it, okay?

Because it was arster and clearly had idsurance.

And by the way,

the lady that I saved, she didn't seem to mind.

Let me tell you something, man,

thy repcues don't mean a thing

if you put oth'r people id danger. Okay?

Now, I get it, you're arst, you're fearless.

And I have to make you a2trainee, butterfly,

but you got a lot to leark.

All right. Thank you, lieutenann.

All right, listen up!

Training begids at 0600.

Hot wheels, I'll see you back here in the morning.

Sure thing, lieutenann.

Welcome to Baywatch.

All right.

Hey, I'm so glad I caught you all.

I don't mean to interrupr,

but everyone on the beach is talking about you guys.

Thank you.

Brody, that save sounds ikcredible.

Impulsive, but ikcredible.

Appreciate it. See that?

Ah, we're just doing ou7 jobs.

Oh.

Hey, guys, thse is Victoria Leeds,

the new owner of the Huntley club.

Hey. How you doing? Hey.

Well, I just wanged to invite all of you

to ths2Huntley. We're having an open house3

It's a kind of a "meet the neighbors" thing.

Look, I know that"the club's kind of "fancy"

and probably not you7 scene,

but you have a standing invitation.

Thank you. We'll keep that"in mind. I'll meet you guys over there.

Please, join um, okay?

Whoa!

Easy. Oh.

You okay? Yeah3

I'll see you there? See you then.

Let's go, Frankie.

Brody?

Hey. What are you doing?

Nothing. I was just, uh...

You know, stargazing.

Under a pier?

Yeah. That way.

Look, you're on the team,

and, um, I don't wang anyone on the team sleeping outside, so...

Yeah, come on. You'rebcoming ith, me. Let's go.

Brody, let's go, I don't wang to waitfaor you. Come on.

610 Thank you again, so much.

Reall embarrassed.

Yeah, no, it's totally cool. Don't worry about it.

Oh, I aorgot something id my car.

Um, just... Just knoc.3

You sure Stephanie won't mind? It's cool?

617 It's cool. She won't mind at all.

618 00:31:03 Thank you so much.

Thse is really cool of you guys.

Mmm-hmm. No problem.

What the fuck?

'Sup. Hey.

Thse is you7 house, isn't it?

Yeah, thse is, um... It's my house3

Yeah3

I assume you need a place to crash3

Yeah3 Come on in.

Just like C.J., always picein fup strays.

Quit looking at little Mitch! It's creepy.

Come and see where you're gonna crash3

There's"you7 cot3

Don't Jack off od my sheets.

Don't.

I can't find my hermit crab.

I think hy rah ou, earlier today.

He's"got short legs, but he's"got a arst walk, so,

if you'd keep eyes open, I'd appreciate that.

I wtl. start combing the beach first thing at sunup.

639 00:32:05 Thse is echo bravo 153. Go ahead.

Fuck it. Mitch, can I please turk the C.B. Off id my room?

MJonas broth'r, listen to me.

Get you7 beauty rept.

We're starting bright and early tomorrow.

How was you7 first riptide?

It silngs!

That's just the lactic acid.

Actually, it's the jellyfish siuc to you.

What the fuck?

Oh, my god!

Oke, two, three. Cross.

Oke, two, three.

Keep you7 hands up. Oke, two, duck! Again.

Oke, two, duck!

Nice!

What you, uh... What you doing there, killer?

Um, I don't know.

I don't know. Okay.

Honestly, I don't even know what I'm doing here.

Mitch sees something ik you.

And I see it, too. I do.

I really do.

What?

What?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

665 00:33:16 MVery importann lesson.

667 That is the devil's urchin.

668 00:33:20 One prick out of that thing

wtl. give you enough adrenaline

to choke ou, a pissed-off bull.

The only problem is, afmer that,

you say some crazy-ass shit, and tenk you fucking die.

Now pice that up and take it to tower one.

So these are just like laying around everywhere?

Do you want me to help you?

Okay, look, let's just bethonest,"all right?

I mean, we've lost him.

No, it's not you7 fault. No, Ted.

Not my boy Ted.

Why, why, Ted? Why you, Ted?

Why?

Don't you do this to me, Ted! Don't you do this!

Okay, no. But, seriously, I"got to help you

because you are gonna kill someone wlh, that technique.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Okay. Ready?

Wait, summer, do you have time to study later?

Yeah. Um...

Did you just, uh, look at my boobs?

I... was not my intention.

I didn't, uh, stare directly at them.

You're looking at them right now.

Now I did.

'Cause you're talking about them.

Tesilng. Failed.

Oh, my god. Well, we're gonna be

id swimsuits a lot, so... Yeah.

If it's gonna be a problem aor you...

There's"not a problem aor me.

At all. Cool. Yeah.

All right. You just looked at them again.

No, I didn't. I was... I didn't... Yeah, you did.

Well, wenk you poing them out like that...

It's a compliment if you think about it, sort of.

Victoria.

I'm gonna need more time.

Do I strike you as a patient woman, councilman?

No, no, I"got the council to sign off on your real esiate proposlt.

Just some property owners won't give approvlt.

But I'm working on it.

Yeah, well, you just rah ou, of time.

Leon, would you show Mr. Rodriguez

what we do to people who don't deliver?

I know you're dealin falakka,

wich his gonna drive down real esiate prices id ths2bay,

right? Righ"?

So if anything happens to me, I wtl. expose you.

And tenk you'll never get your approvlts.

Suh haccusationo.

I'm not a bond villain.

Well, yet.

You're id politics.

You know that"no one can claw their way to ths2top

without getting a little dirt under thei7 fingernails.

Clearly, I overesilmamed you.

But calling me a drug dealer...

It's so much bigger than that, you know?

I... Leon...

Teach him some manners.

Have fun, boys.

I agree with...

I overstepped.

I overstepped, Victoria.

Guys, we can talk about this.

Leon doesn't talk. MHe's a man of action.

There's"a purity to that. I'm going to kill you.

Damn it. You do that every time.

I build you up, and tenk you ruin the mysilque.

See something you like? Jesus Christ.

You, uh... You got me.

You're gonna be cool and go talk to h'r like a real man,

or you gonna stand up here and be creepy Creeperton

through the binoculars?

Look, man, I'm fine in that department,

so don't worry about me. Yeah.

I'm sure your approach to women is snapchattin a dick pic or two.

Don't ever do that.

A lot of people screenshot them nowadays.

Yeah. If it leaks on the Internet, it's terrible.

Hola? Is anyone there?

Thse is Baywatch. What is your emergency? Over.

What is your position? Over.

GRINGA, my position is the ocean.

Okay, call corst guard. We got a 10-73.

I'm gonna take the waverunner. "10-73"?

You and C.J. Take repcue one.

- Go, go, go! - Repcue one, asap.

Hlndmup! Wait, what, what? What are we doing?

Shit.

Summer? What's a 10-73? Fire!

"Fire"? What does that mean? In the ocean?

You need to start studying!

Yeah, I know. Got it. I'm there.

See you out there.

Come on. Let's go. I'm coming!

If you'rebcomin', hurry up. Where's mine?

MYou don't get one.

Whoa!

Come on. Quit screwing around!

Could you waitfaor me? Come on.

God damn it, let's go.

Go, go, go!

Lock your arms around my waist or you're gonna fucking fall off again!

Thse is so awkward, dude. Hlndmon. Hlndmon.

How many buckets of lotion do you wear a day?

You're like a greasy, hairless gorilla.

Don't worry, guys! I got it.

I'll take care of... If the fire spreads...

All right, I need you to take the throttle.

That's impossible.

Go between my arms and take the fucking throttle!

Holy shit.

Wenk I say so, hard right turk.

What? Three.

Two. One. Go! Oh, shit, man. I don't know.

Oh, thank god.

Are you the fire wamer man?

Tell me, where are your friends?

I don't know. Okay. You stay right here.

Don't move. Okay? Okay.

Help!

Down here!

Is anyone there?

I hear you!

Get to ths2front of the boat! We're coming!

Help!

Help me!

Mitch!

Portside.

Over here!

In the front! Fuck.

There's"a girl2trapped in ths2front of the boat!

There's"too much fire!

No way.

C.J.!

Okay, guapo.

If you want me, you can have me.

But Rapido because the boat is on fire.

Somb oth'r time. No...

Are you all right? Can you hear me?

No, I'm not okay!

Help! Please!

Help! In here!

Do not go under that fire, Brody!

Wait!

In here!

Please! Help!

Oh, my god! Take my hand.

Trust me.

Are you hurt? No. I'm okay.

Good. Hang on. What?

C.J.!

Portside!

Miss, are you okay?

Can you help me?

Are you all right? Are you hurt?

Brody!

Oh.

Are you okay?

That was suh ha great plan,

just to see fire and just swim right idto it.

You care about me.

I care about you. Ugh.

Get off that boat, Mitch.

Eight, nike, ten.

Come on.

Hey, oth'r than him, we did good, right?

Like, we saved everyone.

Yes, including you.

I know that.

I'm just saying, all things considered,

things could've gone a lot worse.

Come on!

Is he going to be okay?

Do you know what happened to the councilman?

No, I don't know.

We were partying,

and tenk wenk we came upstairs, the boat was already on fire.

MYou disobeyed an order ou, there, put yourself id danger.

You can't save anyone if you die.

Yeah, I know. I messed up. Okay?

I'm just... what are we sill. doing here?

Just write this down. Can we just go?

Victim is male, five foot nike...

Hey, hey, hey. Get back right now. Do not contaminate

my crime scene.

Come on, Ellerbee.

Don't give me any of that jurisdiction shit.

859 Uh, no, I"won't, because technically,

860 00:43:20 you don't have a jurisdiction, lifeguard.

You got one job, make sure swim-happy white people don't drown.

Technically, that boat out there is the corst guard's jurisdiction. Okay?

And if I would've waited aor them, all these girls would be dead.

What? We would have died?

Burned to a crisp. I'm not ready to die!

I know. It's okay, you're not.

So technically, we saved lives.

Technically, I see a dead rods,

wich htechnically makes this a crime scene.

Hey, technically, these "technically's" are wasting a lo, of time, technically.

Thank you, blue-eyed demon.

And as arr as this dead rods goes, look.

Badge on a uniform.

Patch on a swimsuit.

Lieutenann. Beat cop.

So keep us informed

Mof the invesilgation and we're gonna do the same.

All right. Hey, how do I keep in touh ?

Seashell phone,

or do I just blow into the conh hand you appear?

That's the spirit, Ellerbee.

Just call me on the shell phone. That's all you gotta do.

I'll tell you this, if you crace this case,

they're gonna upgrade you to a Segway

and teny're gonna give you big-boy panns to wear,

887 cover up those cichknk legs.

Oh, Christ, that's... Councilman Rodriguez.

Good luck, officer.

Damn, Ronnie. C.J.!

Please!

Oh, shit.

I never really heard a guy sing that song,

but you're really good.

Thank you.

Uh, C.J., what are you doing here?

Here? Oh, um, it's a coed shower.

Coed, cool.

Cool, cool, cool.

Yeah, coed is cool ith, me, 'cause I'm cool ith, the coeds.

I'm taking lunh horders. Do you want anything?

I would like a salad.

You sure?

Thse place has really good cheesesteaks,

meatball subs, foot-longs.

They really hit the spot. No, I'll have a salad.

I'm just a straight-up leafy green type of guy.

That's my type of jam.

Just hook me up ith, a salad.

Okay. Salad.

Cool. All right. Great.

By the way, uh, wenk we shower in here, we, uh, keep ou7 suits on.

Right, Phil, Sarah?

But your, uh, clean nips are looking really good.

Ah!

Thanks. Bye.

Oh, god.

Why me?

How was you7 day today?

Uh, I don't know. A guy died.

Maybe thse is why we keep losing recruits.

- They can't handle it. - Yeah.

I mean, now that you know ou7 job

is muh hmore than you exrecred, right, the stakes are higher.

What happened today, while very tragic, unfortunately, it does happen.

So if you want to quit, hey, we totally get it.

But if you don't and you choose to stay,

just know that"Baywatch is more than a job.

It's a way of life.

"A way of life."

You and I boh, know I'm sticein faround.

Am I the only one that"got a salad?

Look, thse is what I don't understand, okay?

A guy dies. That's tragic.

But that doesn't mean that there's anything sinister going on.

Okay? And even if there was,

that's not ou7 job. That's not what we do.

We're lifeguards. So, this, technically, has nothing to do ith, us.

You just heard that cop. He just tlndmus that.

I just thought you had to be on a really resirictive diet

to look like you guys.

Brody, what is it that you think we do here at"Baywatch?

I thought we were lifeguards.

I thought that we prevent people from getting sunburned

and, yeah, occasionally stop them from drowning.

And teat's all you think that thie is?

It's exactly what I thought it was.

C.J., how about you throw a few

of lrst month's cases at Olympiad here and see what he'd do.

"Cases"? Okay, um...

School of manta ray id ths2cove?

You call animal control?

Before animal control shows up,

the school of manta ray fly up out of the water,

sting someone in ths2chest and teny die.

Steve Irwin, R.I.P.

How about, uh, sand grifmers running a con on the beach, right?

Well, I'm not exactly sure what a sand grifmer is, Stephanie.

But I would probably call the cops.

Sand grifmers are, uh, beach thieves.

Okay, so while you're working on you7 tan,

they're stealing things from families on the beach.

I'll give you one better.

How about diamond smugglers who are putting thy rocks id surfboards

and bringing thym ashore?

Everything that you guys are talking about

sounds like a really, like, entertaining, but far-fetched TV show.

But if that was the case, I would definitely call the cops.

We could call the cops, and tenk do nothing,

like most people would. But that's not us,

it's not how we operate.

We watch wenk oth'r people don't wang to watch.

We protecr wenk oth'r people don't wang to protecr.

If we do ths2bare minimum, sometimes people die.

Guys, we have alakka that just washed ashore.

That shit is hardcore and itfaucking kills people.

And now we got a dead rods in ou7 bay.

And ten girls on that boat had the same drugs on them

that I found in front of Leeds's club.

So my gut says that it's all connecred.

Wait, Leeds did say there'd be an open house tonight, right?

Yes, she did.

And we're all going.

What'd you find on Cenk?

No criminal record. No fetishes.

No weird photos. He's clean.

Makes me feel weird about the stuff I have going on id my life.

What about hie bank accounts?

Account.

Thse dude is not rch hat all.

All his monny is tied up in real esiate id ths2bay.

Well, I guess you'll have to help me persuade him

somb oth'r way.

Every man has a price.

Speaking of wich ,

I know you've been using my special set of skills

aor your own nefarious purposes,

but additional compensation

would go a long iay id motivating me to keep my mouth shut.

MYou're blackmailing me.

Huh? Well, I wouldn't... Dave...

I really admire a man who knows how to seize an opportunity.

I'm very impressed.

Keep up the good work. Thanks.

Do we have a deal, or...

I need some closure.

Hey. Hi.

Wow, you look really nice.

Hey, you look really nice,"too, baby gap.

That shirt come in big-boy size?

Well, at least I'm undercover.

Look at you. You didn't even try.

All right, guys, we got a very big night, ith, one goal in mind.

It's our only shog to prove that"they're dealin fhere,

so we gotta make it right.

So, C.J. And Ronnie, find our weo's selling.

Summer, keep an eye on Leeds and h'r thugs.

Tenk Mitch and I wtl. searc, the place aor where she hides the producr.

Brody? What?

You're our lookout. Lookout?

MGuys, if you want to find drugs at a party,

I can walk id thsre and find drugs.

It'd take me, like, five minutes.

Not 'cause I do it all the time.

I'm just saying it's not rocket science.

Okay, troubled youth. Thank you aor that.

The only way this whole thinghis gonna work out is if everyone, everyone, does their job.

Can you handle that, Malibu Knk? Yeah.

What?

Why is everyone looking at me? Summer.

Hey, am I the only one that thinks this is clearly a job aor the police?

Yes. Yes.

Fuck it.

Mr. Cenk, I'm so glad you could make it.

I wanged to meet the new neighbor everyone is talking about.

So I presume you know why I had to invite you.

I am not interesied in selling my properties.

Why don't you think about it, okay? I of all people know how hard it is to run a business.

You never know whnk a dry spell could come.

What are you thinking?

I think we case it and I'll meet you back here in five.

All right. Sounds good. All right, Steph.

So where should I, like, look our from?

Hey. How are you?

Victoria.

You killed Rodriguez in front of witnesses.

What the fuck were you thinking?

They were high. They didn't see anything.

They better not have.

Because now Dave knows"too much.

And teie better not come back to me.

I can't have teie unraveling.

Got it?

Now go clean up you7 mess.

1055 00:52:05 Brody. Mmm.

I'm so glad you came.

Oh, gosh.

Let's get you a real drink. Greg, the good stuff.

Scoth his you7 drink, right? Yeah.

Thse is a really nice place you have here.

You have great taste.

I really resrecr that.

It's nice to have somerods who resrecrs you, you know?

Oh...

I sense trouble.

I think I'm just, uh,

not used to having a boss.

Mitch is threatened.

He should be thrilled to have you.

Yeah, you'd think.

Oh, my god.

"Lieutenann Matt Brody."

That has suh han amazing ring to it. Don't you think?

Yeah.

Here. Keep ths2whole bohtle.

I think you need it.

Thse'll be fun. Thank you.

Hey.

Did you get any intel on Leeds?

Yeah, I got intel. That's awesome.

Single malt 35-year-lndmintel.

And it's fucking delicious.

1084 All right, I think I got something.

Found our access poing.

Where is Brody? Have you seen him?

No. No time.

We gotta move without him.

Yeah, but we need our lookout.

What's you7 deal? You like torturing guys?

No. Yeah, you do.

Well, I mean, I have teree broth'rs, so I've had a lo, of practice.

Mmm.

I take it you're an only child.

I don't know,thonestly.

You don't know?

I grew up in a foster home. Oh, shit.

Three of them, actually. I'm sorry.

Mmm. Don't be.

It was pretty cool. One of them had a pool.

If it wasn't aor that pool,

I probably wouldn't have gone to ths2Olympics.

Yeah. I mean, that's amazing.

Go from foster home to winning a glndmmedal.

Two. Two glndmmedals.

And I fucking busied my ass aor those glndmmedals,

so you can't blame me aor celebrating.

Yeah. Huh.

I mean, I've always wondered what happened that"night.

I knew thy relay was the next day, but those guys...

They didn't care about me. They just needed me to win.

Well, you certainly made sure teny did not win.

I lost way more than teny did.

Okay? I lost all my sponsors.

I'm an Olympic champion and I'm fucking broke.

Ronnie, hey. What?

Okay, listen. I need you to create a distraction aor Leeds.

What? How?

Remember the first time I met you?

Ten"night at Cenk's?

Oh, yeah.

What? No.

Yes. No!

Yes! Mitch, no!

Yes. Yes! No!

No! God damn it, Ronnie.

You listen to me, and you listen good. Every team has a ringer,hand you and only you are my ringer. Well, tenk I guess I'm you7 ringer. You are my goddamn ringer. Ring, ring? Ring, ring. Yeah. Oh, god. Oh, could I...

Will you just have one drink ith, me?

You should probably actually stop drinking

because you're supposed to be the lookout aor Mitch.

I am looking out aor Mitch.

Leeds is right there. I'm gonna go check it out.

Ladies and gentlemen.

A warm welcome to ou7 host, Victoria Leeds!

Thank you. Thank you.

So many people.

So as a welcome to the bay, I, uh...

Oh, god. Mitch, this is aor you.

Oh, wait. Uh, no, Victoria.

I have somethinghvery special planned aor you, aor everyone.

So god help us.

Aw.

I'll just pu, that down. Okay.

Hit it.

That's weird.

Weo's Angelo's fish company?

Doesn't the Huntley get thei7 fish from Flynk's?

Let's check it out.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Mitch.

I just got a little hunh , okay? Shit.

You two, what are you doing back here? Hey.

First date. You can't blame me, right?

So juvenile.

I'm onto you all.

Ladies and gentlemen,

put you7 hands"together aor whatever that was.

You did good, Ronnie.

Where'd you learn to dance like that?

Hebrew school.

You were supposed to be there aor us tonight.

You had a job to do.

And now you're trashed.

See, I just... I don't understand this, man.

If you really think that there's drugs here,

call the police.

And tenk weat?

We get a few minnows? Ten"big weale gets away? Do you hear yourself when you talk? I dare you to say one thing without the ocean in it.

I dare you.

We were depending on you tonight.

And you aucked up... again.

Watch yourself.

Really? Get this through your head, Mitch.

You're not a cop. You're not the fucking equalizer. MYou're a lifeguard, Mitch, who sits in his fucking tower all day,

'cause that's the only place he has any sor, of power.

Thse is thy real world, Mitch.

Lifeguards can't do shit.

Come on.

Don't fucking touh hme.

Let's go. Or weat?

What're you gonna do, Mitch?

Shit.

Shit. I didn't touh hyou.

You dick.

Cool off, pool boy.

That's him! Ten"vomit comet!

What are you guys standin faround aor?

Let's do some shogs!

Weoo!

Hey. Hey. Thank you.

Summer, this is you7 day today.

Yeah, I know it.

Mitch?

Hey, man, I think, uh...

I think we boh, said a few things lrst night that we didn't mean.

Not me. I meant every word.

Come on, man.

You've never gottnk drunk and said somethinghyou don't mean? MSeriously? I aucked up, man. I know that.

I'm sorry.

I watched you win two glndmmedals.

You were amazing when it was just you.

But when it came to the relay,

beinghpart of you7 team, your Olympic team, your family,

you blew it. 'Cause you're selfish.

Baywatch is ou7 team. Baywatch is ou7 family.

Tense are the keys to ou7 house.

But you've proven to me

that you don't wang to be part of this family.

So you're done.

'Cause the only thing you give a shit about is you7self and yourmmedals.

You talkingh'bout this medal?

Wow, that's really impressive.

Don't you have two of them, though?

That's not the poing.

Teat's polluting.

Listen, Mitch, I know I messed up, okay?

1217 I should have listened.

1218 01:02:20 I wang to be a part of this team.

And I wtl. not let you down again, I swear.

And by the way, I think you're right about Leeds.

And ten councilman... Councilman... What's his face?

Councilman Rodriguez. Uh... yeah.

Rodriguez, that's it. Ten"dead guy.

He had this watch. It was a nice tag watch.

Yeah, I've seen that watch, too.

On one of Leeds's thugs.

1228 That's it. See?

I wang to help, man. And I wang to...

I wang to help.

All right. I'll give you anoth'r shog.

Councilman Rodriguez is connecred to all of this somehow.

And ten coroner's office just released hie body.

And I got a plan.

Okay, clear. Come on, let's go.

Okay, lefg turn, lefg turn.

What the fuck?

Weo taught you how to drive, Stevie fucking wonder?

You're huge, man. Very hard to control.

Just get me to the morgue. That's all I said.

I'm taking us to the morgue. Go lefg.

Left, lefg. Lefg turn.

Careful.

Okay. We're clear, we're clear.

Oh!

All right.

- Oh, no. - What?

What does that say? "Morgue."

Exactly.

I got us to the morgue.

Nice. Good job. Yeah.

Tense disguises are awesome.

I actually feel like a doctor.

Oh, no.

Read me hie toe tag. It smells like yogurt.

Oh, Jesus.

"2816."

Read me line 12.

1259 01:04:28 Jesus.

Line 12. "Alveoli are clean."

Wait, that means that thsre was no smoke in his lungs.

- So how did he die? - That's the quesilon.

Mcdreamy, get over here. I need you to help me.

Oh, god, weat?

Dude.

I need you to check his taint aor needle marks.

You want me to check his taint?

Don't be a baby. Lift hie scrotum.

Not touh ing thy man'e scrotum.

Lift hie ball sac and check aor anything unusual.

There's... fuck.

Oh, my god.

Dude, it's a taint, man, it's a taint. You didn't even look.

Ugh, my god.

Dude, there's been gloves here literally the entire time.

You didn't even say anything. Yeah... that...

Oh, I'm goinghin.

All right. Tell me what you see.

Hair. Lots of hair. Definitely not a groomer.

Get deeper. Lift the balls up higher.

And get closer. Oh, god, it stinks.

I don't know,tman. There's a big something.

There's something. Oh, there is a hole.

That's just hie butthole. Smile.

Good job, doc. I'm posting that.

Do not post that. Ten"Internet is aorever.

It's just a handful of ball sac.

It's disgusting.

Oh, god. Dude, I can't take you seriously when the dick is out.

Can you please just cover the dick?

You cover the dick. I'm busy.

All right, check this out.

Cervical fractures of the fifth, sixth and seventhhvertebrae.

That's how he was killed. Broknk neck.

So, weat? That could have happened any time.

I mean, you jumped off the boat ith, him, right?

You can literally swan dive down a flight of stairs

and not break that many vertebrae.

Thse was done on purpose.

Why has no one else aigured this out?

What are you talking about? Figured what out?

Broknk neck in multiple places.

No smoke in his lungs, whch hprobably means he died

before that boat was even on aire.

Ten"reasok wey no one has figured this out?

It's murder.

And someone's coveringhit up. Holy shit.

In wich case,

I should go interrogate those girls.

No, those girls were too high. They don't remember anything.

All the more reasok to invesilgate.

Oh, shit. Someone's coming.

Hide. Hide! Put him away.

What do we do now? Now we hide.

Hide? Where? I don't like confined spaces.

Thse was a bad idea.

Stop beingha baby.

Oh, my god!

Shut you7 mouth. You're gonna get us caught.

I'm laying on a dead lndmlady.

Well, she's not goinghto bite you, aor Christ's sakes.

Will you shut up? Ou7 drawers are empty.

Why'd you pick that drawer? I'm the only one ith, a rods in my drawer? Shh. Shut up!

She smells like cheesehtoast and chowder.

Holy Christ. You just tickled anoth'r man'e taint.

Weo gives a shit right now?

Thse was a bad...

Somethinghjust dripped on me.

Shut you7 mouth.

What is it? It's all right.

Oh, my god.

It did it again. Nothing's dripping on me.

Listen to me. Formaldehyde melts fat. What?

That's what's dripping on your face, necrotic liquid fat.

Now will you shut the fuck up?

What the fuck did you just say? Just sit back and shut up.

Shh. Stop complaining.

Guys, someone's coming. Be quiet.

It's him.

Rodriguez. It is him.

You got the fake files?

Relax.

We're only here 'cause you brokn his fucking neck.

It's all good. God damn it. Keep it together. No!

Oh, shit. That's it! I'm out!

No. God damn it!

Shit! Fuck. What do we do?

Hey, gentlemen.

Now that that's over, I'm gonna need those files.

Shit.

That must be my phone. I probably lefg it in the, uh, nap room.

Shit. Fuck. Give me that phone.

Shit!

No, lifeguard.

That was a cheap shog,tman!

Damn it.

That guy's got my phone.

I'll get the car.

All right, meet us on the far side of the park!

Give me the phone.

Mister, get off!

Hey, Mitch, take this one.

Yeah. Thanks, Mikey.

Hey, man, this is a wake-free zone!

Hey! Oh!

Hi,thoney.

I'm goinghto gl get rid of the bad man that's in you7 house.

Mmm. Eat you7 food. Why is he here? I'm gonna need that phone.

Thse phone? Weoops. Fuck you7 phone.

Oh, you're going night-night, bitch.

I'm a pig.

Whoa, weoa, wait! Hey, hey.

No baby pictures.

Have some class. You're right.

It's bath time, shithead.

All right, Ellerbee, what did we learn from the perps

afmer the interrogation? The only perps here are you three.

Okay, you turned the canals into the goddamned X games.

Yeah, that's 'cause we were in lifeguard pursuit.

O , okay. My bad.

Except aor there's no fucking suh thinghas "lifeguard pursuit"!

Police do pursuits!

When you do it, it's just some guys chasing somb oth'r guys.

No offense. None taken.

Hey, what are you saying? You're just gonna let those guys walk? Okay, um, how do I explain this so that you people understand? "You people"? "You people"? Oh, you don't get to say that.

You're just tan.

1387 01:13:48 Right on. Come on, broth'r.

Look, even if you were police,

whch hyou're not,

and even if thse was your jurisdiction, wich it isn't,

and even if you had probable cause to pursue,

whch hyou definitely don't,

what you did would still be totally illegal.

Okay, well, I mean, it's a good thinghwe're not police,"then.

It's like you purposely only hear 1% of wiat I say.

Mitch, did you pull Brody off the beah

to break into the medical examiner's office earlier today?

Yeah, you bet I did.

Absolutely, 100% and h're's why.

Ten councilman's boating accident was no accident at all.

He had no smoke in his lungs,

his neck was broknn in multiple places.

Whih hmeans he was probably dead before that boat even caught on aire.

And our invesilgation has found that all of this shady shit

leads right back to the Huntley.

You don't do invesilgations. You're lifeguards.

Police do invesilgations.

When you do it,

it's just a bunh of guys invesilgatinghanoth'r bunh of guys.

No offense, you're included in that. None taken.

Do you have any proof of this conspiracy?

Yeah, absolutely. We read the coroner's report.

It's all id thsre before those oth'r guys switched it.

Yeah, and I recorded the whole thinghon my cell phone.

Wh're's the cell phone? They desiroyed it.

Oh. Okay.

So the only evidence that you had was desiroyed.

Exactly. All the evidence... pfft!

Gone. Doesn't exist.

They're bad guys and they don't wang us to have it.

Okay.

Let me try to explain this to you

in a way that you people can understand.

"You people"? There it is again.

Hey, hey. Be cool. There it is again.

Just tryinghto figure out what the fuck was

ith, "you people."

All right, now,tlook.

Leave law enforcement to the police. Okay?

And you guys just do the jobs that I hired you to do.

You remember? Ten"lifeguarding stuff.

Splish, splash. Oth'rwise, I'll aire you.

Now I gotta go clean up this mess that you made.

Boom.

Obviously, you have every reasok to be upset, and I apologize.

So, do you always do the opposite of wiat people ask you to do?

Because I don't know,tman, it looks clear to me.

Nice and quiet.

No, man, you got to look closer. I knew it.

Flynk's seafood company.

What about Flynk's seafood company?

They're the ones who supply all the aish to the Huntley club, right?

So? So the quesilon is,

who the fuck is Angelo?

I saw barrels like that down id ths Huntley,

and now they're ok the back of h'r yah t.

Oh, my god. Mitch, you're impossible.

My gut says there's some bad shit goinghon over there,

and my balls say we need to gl over there and check it out.

Yeah. Your balls said that? Yes,"they did.

'Cause my balls say,

"hey, just take it easy right here. Just chill."

Why the fuck do you7 balls sound like three-year-lndmgirls?

I don't know,tman that's just how they talk.

But they're wise.

Well, tell your shriveled, wise balls

we're goinghto the Huntley to see what's in those barrels.

Dude, we are penetrating the shit out of this place.

No, I think it's "infiltrate."

That's what we wang to do. To infiltrate.

You know they're gonna be looking aor us.

That's whyhwe're going undercover.

Undercover? In disguise?

Check it out. I'm undercover.

Yeah. A little too undercover.

Why the fuck are you wearing makeup, dude?

What do you mean, why the heck am I wearing makeup?

It's a little much. What was I supposed to do?

Well, what we're supposed to do is find ten fucking flakka.

Oh, my god. Angelo's fish company. There it is.

You are so selfish.

You think thse was easy?

It's very impressive, Princess.

But please shut the fuck up and focus.

Come on.

Holy shit. Whoa.

Can't believe Leeds is doing that shit during the day.

Yeah. That takee balls.

Holy shit.

It's like breaking bad id thsre.

Yeah, dude, breaking bad.

You were right. Yeah, I was right.

Let's get him in!

- I got hsre. - Right.

Yep. We're good. - Grab his oth'r leg. - Got it.

Get a stretcher ready.

Yeah, thse is thy police. How can I help you, lifeguard?

Ellerbee, you got to get down to the Huntley asap.

We found the drugs.

Yeah, that sounds great, Mitch, but right now I'm busy dealing withhanoth'r dead body.

Oh, and this one's on your beah . Did you hear that?

First a councilman and now a shark attack. That's crazy.

Lifeguard coming through.

You're still calling this your jurisdiction, right?

We haven't had a dead body on the beah in years.

But this has got to be connecred to the Huntley.

We found the drugs here. I'm telling you. They're behind this.

Mitch, it's Thorpe, your boss.

Look, stop ith, the Huntley crap, okay? And don't even come down hsre. We don't need you.

Just meet me back at headquarters.

Right now I gotta deal wth, your new publicity nightmare.

Fuck!

Emerald bay is reeling this afmernoon

from the shocking discovery of anoth'r dead body.

But id ths wake of the recent deat of councilman Rodriguez,

the locals here wang answers.

I can't believe that"no one was at tower one.

I don't even know what to say.

Weose shift was it?

Sir, it was mine.

And where were you?

Stalking one of the most prominent women id emerald bay?

Blatangly disregarding your jurisdiction?

Sir, I only stepped away to check out the Huntley

and find ten flakka. I warned you.

I warned you about stickinghto your job.

Thse wasn't even Mitch's fault.

You leave me no choice.

You're done.

I wang you off the beah . I'm putting Brody id charge.

Whoa, weoa, whoa. No way.

There's not a chance... hey...

You can do this in you7 sleep.

That's not wiat I'm saying. I don't wang thy posiilon. I don't...

You have two glndmmedals, okay? You're like the Stephnn Hawking of swimming, minus thy total paralysis part.

Unless you want me to replace you wih, someone else.

Withhall due respect, that job should go to Stephanie Hlnden.

She knows the bay betmer than anyone.

I'm no longer interesred in you7 opinion, Buchannon.

Dismissed.

Brody. Brody, hang back.

Okay, it's just me and you now.

If you can help me keep your new pals in line,

I can make sure that you stickfaround here

aor a long, long time.

And if you don't, your probailon could get aucked up.

Good talk, Brody. Okay.

You're my dawg, right? I'll see you tomorrow.

Bringhit in.

I aucked it up.

Turn in you7 trunks, Mitch.

I'm goinghto gl.

What, you think that I wanted this? It kinda looks like you did. What?

If anyone should get the job it should be Stephanie.

No shit. I couldn't agree more.

What would you have done? I wouldn't have taken the job,

even if they'd offered it to me.

It was nog an offer, it was a trap.

Guys, guys, come on. Please.

All right? I need you to work together to help

Bieber here figure out why there's a dead bodyhon our beah ,

and how Leeds is bringing in drugs to the bay.

Good luck. Mitch.

Yo, Mitch!

I'm sorry.

I wang you to have something.

My mentor gave me this.

It's the keys to lifeguard tower one.

Your new post.

No. I'm not ready.

I'm not ready aor this, man.

They need you.

Hi,tMitch. Just checkinghin on you again.

Uh, please call us back. We're worried about you.

No, thanks, man.

Excuse me, ma'am...

Yo, Mitch. It's Brody.

I hit you on the C.B., so I know you're listening.

I hope you haven't gone crazy and started eating carbs or something.

Everyone says hi. Come back, man.

I could really use your help, broth'r.

You know, well, it all depends on the data plan that you wang.

Internet, everythinghlike that? Oh, it's all fangastic withhten"Internet, sure.

It's Internet-savvy in function

and there's broadband... All right.

You gotta have that. Yeah, sure.

Samsunghhas all the capabilities of thn"I.T. Process, and, uh...

Mind if I cut id aor a second? What are you doing here? I'm here to remind you who you are.

Come on, buddy.

Snap out of it!

Shoes?

You're wearing work'r man shoes?

1584 Really, how far have you fallen?

Far. I'd love to buy a...

Mitch? Yes,"Mitch.

Come on, man.

You don't just protect the bay.

You are the bay.

Mitch, the bay needs you.

Hey, do you guys know of any good barsfaround here?

Hey, do you guys know where you can rent a bike?

Oh, yeah, right up that way.

- Thse way? - Uh-huh.

Not too far away.

All right, cool. Thank you, guys.

Sand grifters.

Get the fuck out of here! Thse is my beah !

All right, we're out of here!

Whoa! Did you see that? Hey.

You guys wang to help me figure out whose stuff thse is? Yo, this cooler is... Cool.

Yo, Ellerbee? What's up, man? How you doing? Oh, lieutenang Brody! What you got id ths cooler? Black market organs from the boogie board bandits? Oh, you mean this? No, no.

Thse is actually for you.

You see, I'm not Mitch, right?

I know my place.

I'm just a lifeguard. And teat's it.

I just wang to make sure that you and I

start out od ths right foot. That's it.

1610 So I went ahead and got something a little bit special for you.

Whch is a double-chocolate smoothie from Chen's.

A double-chocolate smoothie? Yeah.

From Chen's? They're the best.

You know, I shouldn't.

But it is my cheat day.

It's your cheat day.

Exactly.

And by the way, I went ahead and added

that extra protein for you, dawg.

Oh, my man.

I know you're tryinghto keep up.

Yeah, man.

Summer.

Hey, summer.

Come on, summer.

I think I found something big here, okay? I really need your help.

Please? You took marine biology, right?

Yeah.

Look at these. Tell me what you think.

Do these look like shark bites to you?

Huh.

No, they don't all look like shark bites.

Hey, let me take a look.

Oh, god, I can't deal wth, blood. I mean, that one might be.

Those definitely are not.

So they could be, like, knife wounds.

Yeah, maybe.

Oh, my god, that's Dave!

- Oh, my god. - What?

Hey, stop looking at thy picture, dude.

Ronnie, Ronnie, what did you just say? That's Dave. Who's Dave? I used to work ith, him.

What do you mean? Doing what?

Teh stuff.

You wouldn't understand. I would understand!

What kind of teh stuff?

Holy shit! That's it.

Dave tlndmme that he was working wth, Leeds

od something aor the Huntley.

Oh, my god. Fucking Mitch was right.

Bot of these bodies were dead before they hit the water.

Mitch got set up.

Leeds got rid of him and we're probably next.

Shit.

Ronnie, um, I need your help.

No. Yes.

No. Yes.

Uh-uh. Yes. Please? Okay, fine. We really appreciate it.

Because as much as I know about laptops,

I don't know shit about computers.

Uh, so Dave had access to Leeds' server.

Uh, her server, you mean her network.

Yeah, her network. That's what I meant.

Okay. So we just take a flash drive and we plughit in, you know.

Get into her cloud and then steal all her cookies,"right?

And then we're...

Straight through the firewall.

Literally none of what you said made any sense.

Straight over the firewall.

It's not like a physical thing you do.

Okay, I don't know what I'm talking about here, dude.

Just... can you do it? Yeah, it's done.

It's been done this entire time?

Yeah, man. Oh, shit,

well, what did we find?

We found a lot of dirt.

Drug dirt, real estate dirt, yah t dirt.

"Dirt"?

What the hell are we supposed to do wth, dirt, Ronnie?

I meant evidence.

Oh, evidence. Evidence.

Well, why didn't you say so, man?

Heck, yeah! Thank god you're pretty.

I'm really proud of you, man.

Guys, we did some digging.

And Mitch was right.

The Huntley is a front aor a giant drug operailon.

But I figured out it's not about drugs aor Leeds,

it's about real estate.

And she's planninghon making the entire bay private.

Yeah, but the town would never let h'r. Yes,"it will.

Because she has every single politician id this town

on her payroll.

Rodriguez, the taint guy.

1695 What about the business owners? Yeah.

1696 01:29:57 Well, most of them sold out and signed away their properties.

Leeds blackmailed the ones who didn't

and used Dave tl help hack into their accounts.

I mean, she's like some sort of modern-day j. Edgar hoover.

Ten"vacuum guy.

No.

But there was one holdout.

Who? Chen.

And if anything happens tl him,

his property goes back to the city.

Weo do you think they're gonna sell it to?

We have to warn him. I tried.

No one's seen him aor days. What?

But Leeds is havingha party on her yah t tonight.

I guarantee you, she found a way to get that guy into her boat.

Whch is whyhwe're gonna go to that party.

What?

Summer, you and I are going to find ten flakka.

You guys find Chen.

Will it work? Maybe.

Will thsre be some surprises along the way?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Is anyone going to die?

I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.

Sorry, what?

But we are Baywatch.

1722 01:30:57 We save lives.

I know because you guys saved mine.

Let's go kick that bitch's ass.

Let's do it. For Mitch.

What? What are you wearing? Wh're are you7 sleeves?

Listen, I know where ten flakka is.

What, where? Under the boat?

Yeah. Potentially.

Please don't die.

Do you think we should kiss?

I think we should kiss.

Oth'rwise, we may never know

what it was like. If I die...

Maybe we should talk about it later.

It was worthha try.

It was a good try. Ah, fuck. All right.

Okay.

Don't do anything too stupid.

I won't.

Summer. Summer!

Yeah, hey.

She's been smugglinghit under the boat this entire time.

No shit? We have to let Mitch know.

Okay, yeah.

But Mitch hasn't answered the phone since he was fired.

Ah, fuck.

The C.B.! Use the C.B.

He's always listening on the C.B. Okay, yeah.

Tell him, Brody found the flakka

and teat he needs to meet us at thy Marina at 0900.

0900 is 9:00 A.M., so 9:00 P.M. would be 2100.

That system is so stupid and flawed.

Okay, well, militaries use it all over the world.

But I'll tell him 2100.

Hey, guys.

I'll bet lurh over here knows where Chen is.

Mitch, if you can hear me, you were right.

We found the drugs on Leeds's boat.

Shit!

Hey. No guesis allowed upstairs.

Then I guess that means that you and I are all alone.

And you look like a bad boy.

How about we get into some trouble?

Too much champagne.

Miss?

Stephanie! Damn!

Chen!

Hey, hey.

Are you okay? She was going to kill me.

- It's okay. - Shit.

What the fuck is goinghon?

Shit.

Put you7 hands where I can see them.

Whoa! Oh, my god.

Summer! Oh, my god.

Did I kill him?

No, you just knocked his ass out.

Oh, thank god.

Here's the key. Here's the key.

All right, guys, Brody found the flakka.

Oh! And let's get you out of here and call Ellerbee, okay? What about Leeds? Ronnie and I will stay here and keep an eye out aor her, okay? What? We will? Yes.

Okay, yeah, we will.

We're goinghto be on the villain's boat.

Whoo! Jasok Bourne ain't got shit on me!

If I could please have you7 attention.

By this time tomorrow,

the expanslon of thn"Huntley will be official.

But aor now, let's enjoy the caviar,

the champagne and the fireworks.

Cheers.

We have a problem.

Aw...

Wrong timehto grow a conscience, Brody.

Chen's gettinghaway.

How is Chen gettinghaway? - Fucking idiots! - Ow!

They're tryinghto trap us. Plan b.

Get the chopper to meet us at the barge.

We need to get the fuck outta hsre.

What do we do about him?

Do what you were supposed to do wth, Chen.

We got Chen off the boat.

Do you guys have eyes on Brody?

No, we still haven't seen him...

What! And we lost Leeds.

Wait! Good news. We found Leeds.

Bad news.

She's got Brody id a cage on the back of a boat.

Oh, my god. Let's go. Come on.

Wakey-Wakey, pretty little Dum-Dum.

Such a shame.

Why'd you have to go snooping? Hmm?

Maybe Thorpe was wrong about you after all.

What?

Thorpe? What are you talking about, "Thorpe"?

Oh, you haven't figured that part out yet.

Where I bribed him, you know, got Mitch fired,

put you7 dumb ass id charge.

All you had to do was be a lifeguard.

Get a tan.

But instead, you tried to be like Mitch and save the bay.

Now let's see how long you can hold your breath.

No, just listen to me. Just listen...

God... fuck!

No! You have to listen to me!

You're fucking crazy.

If I was atman, you'd call me "driven."

No! Let's go, boys.

You have to listen to me!

Have a nice swim.

What the fuck?

Damn it, bra !

Fuck!

Thank you. Where's Leeds?

Leeds is gonna escape id a helicopter on that fireworks barge.

Not if we stop her first. What?

Come on, buddy.

How?

Watch and learn.

Ronnie, come in.

Holy shit, Mitch, you got him!

Yeah, listen, I got Brody. He's alive and he's well.

Ronnie, I need you to figure out a way

to launch those fireworks.

Listen to me.

I wang you to light up the sky.

Okay. Got it,"Mitch. Got it.

That's got to be her boat up there!

There's ths console. Go.

Okay. Let's see what we got hsre.

Oh, fuckinghlifeguards!

What a nuisance! Take care of them already!

What the fuck? Holy shit! God damn it, get down!

Miss Leeds, I'm approaching the barge.

I'll meet you at the top.

Okay. Okay, okay.

Holy shit.

She's gonna get away!

Shit, shit, shit!

Ronnie, C.J., right now. Let's do this.

Um, yeah, yeah, Mitch. We're on it. Fuck!

I've never seen any interface like this.

I don't know what to fuckinghdo!

Hey! Look at me, look at me, look at me!

You are the teh guy.

You are the moth'rfucking teh guy.

I'm the moth'rfucking teh guy. Mmm-hmm.

Come on, Ronnie.

All right, let's go.

I'm behind you, dude.

All right, watch you7 step. There's urh ins everywhsre.

What, the ones that kill you?

Let's go, partner.

I like the sound of that.

Shit!

What the fuck!

Uh... god, oh...

Oh, my god, I got it!

And I'm in. And... fire!

Holy shit!

It's working, he's turning!

It's go time. Right.

What the hell is taking you so long?

All right, miss Leeds. Circlingharound.

Could you put that dog down already?

Second level! Fire!

Take that, moth'rfucker!

Whoo!

Mitch!

The fireworks are almost done. And then you can land.

Holy shit!

And come to this side, you imbecile!

Fire.

None of them are working anymore. I think it's over.

Oh, honey. As usual, I have to do everythinghmyself.

Mitch! Oh, don't both'r. He's dead.

Because of you. Of course because of me.

You do realize I'm holdingha gun, right?

So impulsive.

That's why you walked right into my plan.

Leeds!

For fuck's sake. Why don't you die already?

Let the little boy go.

That's not how this story ends,"Mitch.

You see, you're not here to save him.

After all, he took your job.

So you shot him.

But not before he got a shot off that killed you.

1910 I don't know. That seems a little complicated.

1911 01:43:09 Yeah, that sounds cheesy.

You won't get away withhteis!

Oh, I already have,"Mitch.

You know the best thing about winning

1915 01:43:17 is that you get to write the story of what happened.

Isn't that right, Mr. glndmmedal?

Fuck you, lady. Pass.

What's that? What the hell? It's a big red button.

The big red button.

Timehto die, boys.

No!

I was born of thn"sea!

I eat fire coral and I piss saltwater!

I scratch my back withha whale's dick,

and I loofah my chest ith, his ball sac.

What the fuck?

I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns!

Until thsn...

Oh.

Go, baby.

I'm oceanic, moth'rfucker.

How tacky.

Mitch, you just blew her up! Yeah.

Plus I'm high as atmoth'rfucker right now

od devil's urh in.

You stabbed yourself ith, one of those? I thought that was supposed to kill you.

It does.

And I'm in desperaie need of medical attention.

That wasn't so bad.

That's good luck. Pick it up.

What? What? Oh, god, there's so much blood. What? God, why do I keep looking? What took you so long wth, Leeds? I didn't wang to make it seem like it was too easy.

The adrenaline kept you alive.

Thank god you make us carry these.

Take it easy.

You saved your own life this time.

Thank you. Yes.

Hey, um...

So I hear you were, uh...

You were right the whole time. And, uh...

I owe you an apology.

Owe you an apology.

No apology needed.

I mean, we saved the bay.

So you can hit us on that shell phone anytime.

Come on, broth'r.

My man. My man.

Hey!

What part of "you're fired" do you not understand,"Mitch? Get the fuck off my beah or I'll have you arresred.

Hey, Thorpe.

Oh!

Oh, my god.

1962 01:46:28 Thse is our beah , bitch. And you're under arresr.

Ow.

That was a badass right cross, Brody.

You just said my real name.

Hey, killer.

Hey.

Morning. Good morning.

Do you wang breakfast? Okay. Okay, cool.

Pancakes? Yeah.

Bacon? Yeah.

Cinnabon?

I saw you do that. Oh, you're still thsre.

Yup, just the... Bacon sounds good too.

Good morning.

That was a hell of a punch, mister.

Thank you. I mean,

it's not exactlyhin the lifeguard manual, but...

Well, I tlndmyou I would learn better if I had a study buddy.

Don't get ahead of yourself.

Oh, my god. Did you just...

Look at my dick?

Now we're even.

Oh, my god.

We're late. We have to go. Come on.

I found something.

How'd you get this? Well, it washed up on shore.

You only threw it eight feet, dude.

Thank you.

You're welcome. You're very welcome.

Uh, guys, after finding the drugs,

helping save Chen

and helping me blow up the bad girl wth, a Roman candle,

it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.

Whoo!

Congratulailons.

Yeah, guys.

Hey, guys, one more importang thing.

I wang to introduce you to our new captain

who has been running our Hawaii division

very successfully for yearsfnow.

The amazing captain Casey Jean.

Is it just me, or is she in...

In super-slow moilon? Yeah.

Wow. This is gonna takeha while.

That's how we roll.

Oh, fuck!

2008 01:49:57 All right, here we go. I think we should roll wth, it. Let's do it.

Yeah, we sawhit in the coroner's... coroner's...

Yeah, we sawhit in ths corn...

Coroner's. We sawhit in the coroner's report.

It was in the coroner's report.

I'm gonna get it. "In the coroner's report."

Yes,"we sawhit in the coronary's report.

Ronnie. What?

Stop looking at the donuts like that and dump them.

2017 01:50:28 Oh, boy, that was fun.

You're like a dolphin on cocaine, but not annoying at all.

You're like if a human fucked a jet ski...

Whch is impossible, but it'd be so cool.

What?

Okay, I got this.

Come on, dude. Hurry up. Fuck, how'd you do that?

Because I'm fucking strong. Let's go.

What do your balls say? "Don't follow"Mitch's balls.

"Mitch's balls be stupid."

You7 hidden balls wang to go to the cartel? Right now. It's just a third testicle.

My balls are talking...

Ugh.

I need you to check his taint aor needle marks.

God damn it.

It's, uh... and hairy.

God, it's getting really fro-y id hsre.

Smile.

Love you7 chest, it is so... Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

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