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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,018 --> 00:00:26,418 This is Houston, we're about to lose radio contact. 2 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:32,234 This is Houston, we're about to lose radio contact. 3 00:00:37,698 --> 00:00:41,098 This is Houston, we're about to lose radio contact. 4 00:00:46,035 --> 00:00:49,435 This is Houston, we're about to lose radio contact. 5 00:00:56,378 --> 00:00:57,378 Wake up. 6 00:00:58,321 --> 00:00:59,321 Wake up. 7 00:01:00,513 --> 00:01:01,713 - Wake up! - What? 8 00:01:01,737 --> 00:01:03,555 - I can't sleep. - For fuck's sake. 9 00:01:03,579 --> 00:01:05,135 We've lost communication now, 10 00:01:05,159 --> 00:01:07,254 if I can't communicate with people I love... 11 00:01:07,278 --> 00:01:08,301 what does that mean? 12 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:09,215 Peace and quiet? 13 00:01:09,234 --> 00:01:10,234 Do I exist? 14 00:01:10,253 --> 00:01:12,018 - O my God. - Do you believe in God? 15 00:01:12,042 --> 00:01:13,588 For fuck's sake what time is it? 16 00:01:13,591 --> 00:01:15,179 Are we going to crash into the sun? 17 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:15,893 Probably. 18 00:01:15,917 --> 00:01:16,910 Like Icarus. 19 00:01:16,926 --> 00:01:17,840 Uh no, 20 00:01:17,841 --> 00:01:19,871 Icarus' downfall was due to hubris. 21 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:20,641 What? 22 00:01:20,649 --> 00:01:21,716 Excessive pride. 23 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,665 I wonder what my downfall is? 24 00:01:23,689 --> 00:01:24,657 Being a dick. 25 00:01:24,681 --> 00:01:26,215 Are you making a video? 26 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:30,377 No. 27 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,682 I can see the laptop screen... 28 00:01:32,706 --> 00:01:33,706 Get to bed. 29 00:01:36,990 --> 00:01:39,056 You looked like death warmed up, earlier. 30 00:01:41,382 --> 00:01:43,998 Marion, have you looked in the mirror lately? 31 00:01:45,216 --> 00:01:46,683 Stay out of this, Mum. 32 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:49,657 There's a hair on your chin I could swing on. 33 00:02:25,762 --> 00:02:27,229 What you lookin'? 34 00:02:32,227 --> 00:02:33,360 Oh, fuckin' hell! 35 00:02:45,822 --> 00:02:46,822 Ahh. 36 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:07,930 Anna! 37 00:03:32,616 --> 00:03:33,616 Get out! 38 00:03:33,979 --> 00:03:34,865 I'm late! 39 00:03:34,874 --> 00:03:36,018 I don't care! 40 00:03:36,623 --> 00:03:38,376 Didn't you used to live in a commune? 41 00:03:38,389 --> 00:03:40,265 Yeah, but we didn't shower together! 42 00:03:40,289 --> 00:03:41,289 Anna! 43 00:03:41,574 --> 00:03:43,102 Oh my God! 44 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:45,973 Is it too much to ask for you to get dressed before you leave the house? 45 00:03:45,997 --> 00:03:47,351 I haven't left the house. 46 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:51,242 If you two don't get out of here in five seconds... 47 00:03:51,502 --> 00:03:53,493 I will pull back this curtain. 48 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,127 Oh my God, what is that? 49 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,151 Mom! 50 00:03:56,464 --> 00:03:57,464 Five... 51 00:03:59,424 --> 00:04:00,424 Four... 52 00:04:00,747 --> 00:04:01,747 There is post for you. 53 00:04:02,257 --> 00:04:03,131 Three... 54 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:04,155 I don't care. 55 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:06,310 Two... 56 00:04:06,318 --> 00:04:08,952 Can we have a chat about your birthday tonight, please? 57 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:09,757 One! 58 00:04:09,761 --> 00:04:11,690 Oh my God, Mom! 59 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,583 ♪ It is said ♪ 60 00:04:16,607 --> 00:04:20,504 ♪ That you cannot be found ♪ 61 00:04:21,286 --> 00:04:23,087 ♪ Under rocks or broken skull ♪ 62 00:04:23,111 --> 00:04:26,047 ♪ I will lay down ♪ 63 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:29,214 ♪ I will lay down ♪ 64 00:04:29,951 --> 00:04:32,368 ♪ I can be found ♪ 65 00:04:32,642 --> 00:04:35,518 ♪ Beneath the rose ♪ 66 00:04:36,587 --> 00:04:38,644 ♪ Beneath the rose ♪ 67 00:04:40,434 --> 00:04:41,471 ♪ Alone ♪ 68 00:04:46,214 --> 00:04:48,113 ♪ Safe to say ♪ 69 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:51,295 ♪ That I'll never be found ♪ 70 00:04:52,828 --> 00:04:55,196 ♪ Broken bones holding loose ♪ 71 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:57,624 ♪ You will be crowned ♪ 72 00:04:58,379 --> 00:05:00,775 ♪ You will be crowned ♪ 73 00:05:01,165 --> 00:05:03,524 ♪ Queen of all ♪ 74 00:05:04,331 --> 00:05:07,078 ♪ You have found ♪ 75 00:05:08,192 --> 00:05:10,192 ♪ You have found ♪ 76 00:05:12,201 --> 00:05:13,788 ♪ Alone ♪ 77 00:06:01,739 --> 00:06:02,739 Sorry! 78 00:06:06,969 --> 00:06:08,679 You look like you're lactating. 79 00:06:08,944 --> 00:06:10,554 Need to be havin' sex for that. 80 00:06:16,758 --> 00:06:19,046 Is work interfering with Maggie's sun-tanning regime? 81 00:06:19,289 --> 00:06:23,180 Don't ask. She phoned me at half-seven to tell me about her fungal infection. 82 00:06:23,485 --> 00:06:25,863 This is not the week for her to be off sick. 83 00:06:27,155 --> 00:06:28,155 What's with "moles"? 84 00:06:28,738 --> 00:06:32,539 Alfy said she wants to keep a record of how many new ones comin' up each day. 85 00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:33,563 Why? 86 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:36,257 Somethin' about old people trippin' over. 87 00:06:38,338 --> 00:06:39,238 'Scuse me, ladies... 88 00:06:39,262 --> 00:06:40,558 I've just found this outside. 89 00:06:41,384 --> 00:06:43,623 Sometimes I wish the suffragettes hadn't bothered. 90 00:06:49,302 --> 00:06:50,236 Hiya! 91 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:50,792 Hiya. 92 00:06:50,799 --> 00:06:53,866 You're runnin' a bit late for work aren't ya? 93 00:06:54,243 --> 00:06:56,792 My boss is away this week, I've got the office to myself. 94 00:06:56,931 --> 00:06:58,364 Ah, you lucky git. 95 00:06:58,737 --> 00:06:59,737 Ta. 96 00:07:01,762 --> 00:07:03,562 I've got somethin' for you. 97 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:07,859 Shit! 98 00:07:12,243 --> 00:07:13,048 Ah. 99 00:07:13,072 --> 00:07:14,605 It had arms and a face. 100 00:07:14,949 --> 00:07:15,949 Oh. 101 00:07:16,263 --> 00:07:17,646 I was gonna text a photo to you 102 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,040 but I thought if it was just a photo 103 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:19,846 you wouldn't believe it, 104 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:21,222 I could've just googled it. 105 00:07:21,394 --> 00:07:22,169 So I thought I'd bring it to you 106 00:07:22,193 --> 00:07:23,923 but now I'm just standing here holding 107 00:07:24,136 --> 00:07:25,874 what looks like an old man's dick. 108 00:07:25,898 --> 00:07:27,031 How's the book goin'? 109 00:07:27,846 --> 00:07:28,864 Yeah, it's good. 110 00:07:28,888 --> 00:07:30,488 What's it about again? 111 00:07:31,162 --> 00:07:33,386 It's about a cat who goes away 112 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:34,467 and then... 113 00:07:34,491 --> 00:07:36,314 they think, "Where's the cat gone?" but the cat... 114 00:07:36,338 --> 00:07:37,127 Are you the cat? 115 00:07:37,281 --> 00:07:38,614 No, I'm not the cat. 116 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,564 Have you been washin' up? 117 00:07:46,349 --> 00:07:47,482 Got a wet bra on. 118 00:07:48,691 --> 00:07:50,233 I thought you dip 'em in your tea. 119 00:08:43,486 --> 00:08:44,978 Ladies and gentlemen... 120 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:46,002 Who are we? 121 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,049 Let's start at the very beginning. 122 00:08:48,175 --> 00:08:50,136 Billy and Anna are twins 123 00:08:50,149 --> 00:08:52,423 who grew up in the arse end of nowhere. 124 00:08:52,447 --> 00:08:54,197 Yorkshire! Yorkshire! 125 00:08:54,512 --> 00:08:58,821 They spent their days as any radicals on the fringes of society would... 126 00:08:58,845 --> 00:09:02,641 Dressing up as TV detectives from the 1970s. 127 00:09:02,656 --> 00:09:04,633 And imagining they were in the A Team. 128 00:09:04,657 --> 00:09:08,857 In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court. 129 00:09:09,044 --> 00:09:10,592 It was a happy time 130 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,755 where dreams of the future were forged. 131 00:09:12,779 --> 00:09:14,923 As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be 132 00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:17,399 Give me a break! 133 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:20,224 As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be 134 00:09:22,364 --> 00:09:23,759 You gotta be kiddin'. 135 00:09:23,783 --> 00:09:25,813 As far back as I can remember I always wanted to 136 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:30,823 After narrowly avoiding being beaten up 137 00:09:30,847 --> 00:09:33,250 their Nan explained a painful home truth... 138 00:09:33,869 --> 00:09:37,179 "It's a thin line between being a maverick artistic genius... 139 00:09:37,203 --> 00:09:37,963 David Hasselhoff. 140 00:09:37,987 --> 00:09:40,974 - and just some asshole that everyone finds annoying." - Bono. 141 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:43,179 Astonished by the insight of this advice 142 00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:44,578 the twins forged a creative 143 00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:46,023 - vision to help others. - Anna! 144 00:09:46,047 --> 00:09:47,829 And thus: "How to Live..." 145 00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:50,505 Stick the kettle on. 146 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:09,856 Do you know what happened to the microwave? 147 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:11,590 No. 148 00:10:13,199 --> 00:10:14,199 Whose is that? 149 00:10:20,807 --> 00:10:23,337 Here she is now. Anna, this is my new hairdresser... 150 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:24,533 Luke. 151 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:26,674 She didn't always look this bedraggled. 152 00:10:28,551 --> 00:10:30,191 Ah, I think you look great. 153 00:10:30,203 --> 00:10:33,764 Clearly blind Luke, I've still got spots and I'm starting getting gray hair as well. 154 00:10:34,037 --> 00:10:35,044 Sorry. 155 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,204 Don't be like that, don't walk off. 156 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:37,853 It's... 157 00:10:37,995 --> 00:10:39,391 He's come to give you a nice haircut. 158 00:10:39,407 --> 00:10:40,847 That's brilliant, Mum, but I'm busy. 159 00:10:41,471 --> 00:10:42,471 Sorry, Luke. 160 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,060 Anna! 161 00:10:52,892 --> 00:10:54,024 You're being rude. 162 00:10:54,048 --> 00:10:55,552 Got work to do! 163 00:10:55,576 --> 00:10:58,901 Wha, what are you busy doing Anna? I hope you're not making them bloody film videos. 164 00:10:58,909 --> 00:10:59,909 I'm not. 165 00:11:01,499 --> 00:11:03,495 You look like a homeless teenager. 166 00:11:03,665 --> 00:11:05,391 Should have a dog and a piece of string. 167 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,486 Some men like women who haven't made an effort. 168 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,361 You don't look like you haven't made an effort, 169 00:11:11,369 --> 00:11:13,640 you look like you can't afford to. 170 00:11:13,664 --> 00:11:15,523 You want to have a go at me as well? 171 00:11:15,532 --> 00:11:17,376 What do you think about my haircut? 172 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,406 Shit, right? 173 00:11:18,548 --> 00:11:21,809 Mmm, it's not as bad as the one that's immortalized in your passport 174 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:23,729 where your gender's in question. 175 00:11:23,746 --> 00:11:24,746 Anna! 176 00:11:25,402 --> 00:11:29,038 I'm actually trying to do something constructive for your welfare. 177 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,376 Bon Jovi's still here. 178 00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:33,763 Don't shut the door on me 179 00:11:33,787 --> 00:11:35,466 we've not finished. 180 00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:36,490 Anna. 181 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:38,792 Anna... just come and have a cup o' tea. 182 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:40,130 I'm workin'. 183 00:11:44,378 --> 00:11:45,378 Oh yeah. 184 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,200 Mum! 185 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:53,633 Mum! 186 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,125 Calm down, Marion. 187 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,949 Don't tell me to calm down, this can't go on! 188 00:11:57,682 --> 00:11:58,308 Why not? 189 00:11:58,332 --> 00:12:00,713 18 months in a shed is too much. 190 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:01,778 Says who? 191 00:12:01,802 --> 00:12:03,978 Let's not row now, please. 192 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,131 You said you'd be out by now. 193 00:12:06,155 --> 00:12:08,140 I didn't, you decided I would be. 194 00:12:08,164 --> 00:12:10,100 You need to get on with things, Anna, 195 00:12:10,124 --> 00:12:11,618 you're going to be 30 next week. 196 00:12:11,642 --> 00:12:13,361 Get on with what, get a new boyfriend? 197 00:12:13,555 --> 00:12:14,478 Well, yeah! 198 00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:17,126 If it stops you moping about making them bloody film videos. 199 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,401 I'm not moping. 200 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:19,615 Hang on, Marion. 201 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:21,632 Oh fine, you talk to her. 202 00:12:21,656 --> 00:12:22,656 Anna... 203 00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:24,636 What your Mum's trying to say. 204 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,811 It's not normal livin' in my shed at your age. 205 00:12:27,835 --> 00:12:29,749 Well, you live with your Mum and you're well old. 206 00:12:29,773 --> 00:12:33,354 She just means it's time you started doing things again, Sweetheart. 207 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,245 You can move into the house. 208 00:12:35,565 --> 00:12:36,832 I'm not doin' that. 209 00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:39,052 Look, let's start again. 210 00:12:39,315 --> 00:12:42,841 What you Mum means is you're not really livin' right now. 211 00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:43,642 I mean... 212 00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:46,352 when I was your age I woulds't have an adventure. 213 00:12:46,486 --> 00:12:49,876 Oh geez, she doesn't need a bloody adventure. 214 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,500 Anna, you need to move on, I... 215 00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:53,470 I think we need to get you a nice flat nearby. 216 00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:56,124 - Good luck with that. - I mean it. 217 00:12:56,148 --> 00:12:59,715 I want you out of that shed by your birthday. This ends now! 218 00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:04,877 Do you... um... 219 00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:07,111 want me to look at your hair? 220 00:13:31,421 --> 00:13:37,043 ♪ And you lost sight on me ♪ 221 00:13:39,239 --> 00:13:45,975 ♪ Whilst the wind it blows so holy ♪ 222 00:13:49,457 --> 00:13:55,782 ♪ As if I disappeared ♪ 223 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:02,262 ♪ To thin, breathless air, ♪ 224 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:09,359 ♪ Drinking, bittersweet ♪ 225 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:19,024 ♪ And sometimes it seems ♪ 226 00:14:21,434 --> 00:14:25,485 ♪ That you lost sight ♪ 227 00:14:29,181 --> 00:14:32,428 ♪ On me ♪ 228 00:15:17,235 --> 00:15:18,368 Anna, are you up? 229 00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:23,466 Anna? 230 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:25,944 I was thinkin'... 231 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,467 uh... should we go to a show for your birthday? 232 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,245 Westlife at the Civic. 233 00:15:31,269 --> 00:15:32,269 Could be fun. 234 00:15:34,145 --> 00:15:35,546 Well we should book it now if you fancy it 235 00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:37,970 and maybe to a restaurant or something af... 236 00:15:46,618 --> 00:15:47,348 Anna. 237 00:15:47,372 --> 00:15:48,184 No. 238 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,629 It's still your birthday you know. 239 00:15:59,623 --> 00:16:01,938 Were you up all night watching Grease on the telly? 240 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:03,625 No. 241 00:16:03,774 --> 00:16:04,774 Were you? 242 00:16:05,186 --> 00:16:06,320 My mom had it on. 243 00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:08,629 Oh aye. My Mum had it on. 244 00:16:08,653 --> 00:16:09,653 She did! 245 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,189 Have you seen Grease? 246 00:16:11,213 --> 00:16:12,213 Yeah. 247 00:16:12,719 --> 00:16:14,087 At the end of the film, 248 00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:17,011 He turns up in a white coat like dressed like her... 249 00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,856 and she turns up in black... 250 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,109 dressed like him. 251 00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,538 And they look at each other. 252 00:16:21,562 --> 00:16:23,544 And then... he just takes of his coat 253 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,863 like yeah, we'll dress like me then. 254 00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:27,996 There's not even a discussion like maybe 255 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,214 they could dress like her! 256 00:16:29,985 --> 00:16:32,953 Like I know it's the 50s but that is everyday sexism gone mad. 257 00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:36,493 That's 21. 258 00:16:36,999 --> 00:16:38,332 How'd you know that? 259 00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:39,808 I like counting. 260 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,094 If we were ancient greeks 261 00:16:47,118 --> 00:16:48,856 I'd be like Apollo, like all rational and 262 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,245 and ordered and a bit anal about everything 263 00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:52,269 but you would be like... 264 00:16:53,356 --> 00:16:55,649 exciting and arty like Dionysus. 265 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Huh. 266 00:16:57,681 --> 00:16:59,155 Dionysus is the good one. 267 00:17:00,464 --> 00:17:02,264 Most people want to be Dionysus. 268 00:17:03,687 --> 00:17:04,687 Bye. 269 00:17:08,589 --> 00:17:11,373 - Alice, you did Classics right? - Yeah. 270 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,669 Who were Dionysius? 271 00:17:12,693 --> 00:17:16,611 You're a sex-obsessed pisser. You shouldn't personify the moles, you know. 272 00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:19,245 Hello Kid's Club. 273 00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:37,394 Take the hat off. 274 00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,710 We need to take the hat off, Darling. 275 00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:56,274 Please do not use the oars as weapons. 276 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,510 I repeat. Do not use the oars as weapons. 277 00:18:00,695 --> 00:18:02,455 Clint, you little shit, you're driving me mad. 278 00:18:02,479 --> 00:18:03,739 The mike's still on! 279 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:46,745 Fuckin' hell! 280 00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:49,200 You tryin' to kill me? 281 00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,862 Marion, have you got my cup of tea? 282 00:19:10,522 --> 00:19:11,522 Marion? 283 00:19:12,748 --> 00:19:15,215 It's next door's daughter and her little boy. 284 00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,307 I guess that means there's not long now. 285 00:20:52,824 --> 00:20:54,316 Taadaa! 286 00:20:56,771 --> 00:20:57,698 Hi! 287 00:20:57,722 --> 00:20:58,885 When did you get back? 288 00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:00,389 Yesterday. 289 00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:03,817 Got to wait to two weeks for my flat so I'd come home. 290 00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:06,708 Get my sister to do my washing. Show off my tan. 291 00:21:07,148 --> 00:21:08,078 How are you feelin'? 292 00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:10,146 Yeah, good! Bit jet-lagged. 293 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:13,729 Menstruating like a walrus but... nothin' new there. 294 00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:15,844 Fuckin' hell you livin' in here? 295 00:21:16,838 --> 00:21:18,245 Yeah, I just needed some space. 296 00:21:18,783 --> 00:21:20,333 There's not a lot of space in here! 297 00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:24,980 My God, do you remember when you, me, and Billy used to make dens in here? 298 00:21:25,004 --> 00:21:27,964 And your Mum would turn off the electricity to get us to go in for our tea? 299 00:21:34,721 --> 00:21:36,656 God, it's so weird being back. 300 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,080 Can't get used to it. 301 00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,931 It's being in the sun every day... 302 00:21:39,955 --> 00:21:42,824 I've been really good about wearing suncream though so... 303 00:21:42,848 --> 00:21:44,501 I don't think I've got any skin damage. 304 00:21:48,586 --> 00:21:50,422 Hi, Patrick. How are you? 305 00:21:51,313 --> 00:21:53,501 Yeah, you're right, I have lost weight. 306 00:21:55,952 --> 00:21:56,952 So... 307 00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:59,613 I've got something for you. 308 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,167 You're gonna be 30! 309 00:22:09,076 --> 00:22:10,236 What we gonna do for it then? 310 00:22:10,469 --> 00:22:11,289 Nuthin'. 311 00:22:11,301 --> 00:22:13,167 Awww, we gotta do somethin'. 312 00:22:13,285 --> 00:22:14,314 Why? 313 00:22:14,338 --> 00:22:17,871 Alright, why don't we have a... Happy Unbirthday Night. 314 00:22:18,721 --> 00:22:19,721 It'd be fun! 315 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:24,793 You still making your video? 316 00:22:25,881 --> 00:22:28,141 Ah no, I just needed to renew the domain. 317 00:22:31,389 --> 00:22:32,390 Do wanna watch Rocky? 318 00:22:32,414 --> 00:22:33,540 Oh, yes! 319 00:22:39,479 --> 00:22:41,012 I've got it downloaded. 320 00:22:42,892 --> 00:22:43,837 I've missed ya. 321 00:22:43,861 --> 00:22:44,861 I missed you. 322 00:23:46,553 --> 00:23:47,753 In a minute. 323 00:23:59,691 --> 00:24:00,691 Hi! 324 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,207 You okay? 325 00:24:02,994 --> 00:24:04,579 - Yeah! - Your Mum came to the office. 326 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:05,928 You lookin' for a flat? 327 00:24:05,952 --> 00:24:07,928 O God, my Mum can just fuck off! 328 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,531 I like your badges. 329 00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:12,667 The green one for? 330 00:24:13,128 --> 00:24:14,000 I dunno. 331 00:24:14,024 --> 00:24:16,523 I think we should get badges for Adult Life Skills... 332 00:24:16,843 --> 00:24:17,911 You know like... 333 00:24:17,935 --> 00:24:19,556 changing a car tire or... 334 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:20,580 or sewing... 335 00:24:21,035 --> 00:24:23,079 or sending something back in a restaurant. 336 00:24:24,705 --> 00:24:25,705 Or knitting. 337 00:24:29,784 --> 00:24:31,299 - Is that Brendan Mayer? - Yeah. 338 00:24:31,649 --> 00:24:34,532 - So when did he move back? - He's come back to write his masterpiece. 339 00:24:34,757 --> 00:24:36,257 What the hell you wearin'? 340 00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:41,336 Are you lookin' for faces? 341 00:24:42,075 --> 00:24:43,075 Yeah. 342 00:24:43,829 --> 00:24:46,095 You're very good at spottin' them. 343 00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:48,219 Maybe you could get a badge for looking for faces. 344 00:24:48,243 --> 00:24:50,343 Show us your lunch box, Linford! 345 00:24:52,188 --> 00:24:53,362 Hi, Brendan! 346 00:24:53,751 --> 00:24:55,031 How ya doin', ya big sexy beast? 347 00:24:55,419 --> 00:24:58,473 Your buttocks are like glistening orbs in the morning dew. 348 00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:02,095 Sorry but interrupting is my attempt to objectifying you. 349 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,081 You do realize Anna's havin' a piss right now don't ya? 350 00:25:04,105 --> 00:25:05,105 Can ya not see the steam? 351 00:25:05,557 --> 00:25:07,915 - Ahh God! - Yeah, maybe give her a tissue or a wet wipe. 352 00:25:08,272 --> 00:25:09,132 Help me? 353 00:25:09,156 --> 00:25:12,660 I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I, so sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 354 00:25:12,915 --> 00:25:13,915 In fact, 355 00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:16,270 there are other nettles down there so be careful there. 356 00:25:16,405 --> 00:25:18,967 You do not want a nettle on your fanny. 357 00:25:22,932 --> 00:25:23,932 You're a bully. 358 00:25:24,053 --> 00:25:25,192 Does he still love the Spice Girls? 359 00:25:25,216 --> 00:25:26,316 Ah, leave him alone. 360 00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:28,878 He's a lot taller than I remember, 361 00:25:29,074 --> 00:25:30,633 not that actually means anything. 362 00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:33,045 I googled this after a very disappointing encounter 363 00:25:33,069 --> 00:25:34,766 with a basketball player in Koh Samui. 364 00:25:35,297 --> 00:25:38,785 Apparently it has nothing to do with height, or feet, or anything like that. 365 00:25:39,227 --> 00:25:40,716 There were these guys, Korean guys, 366 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,055 and basically they measured them 367 00:25:42,079 --> 00:25:43,759 and they found out it's all to do with the 368 00:25:44,068 --> 00:25:45,363 second and fourth digit? 369 00:25:45,528 --> 00:25:47,407 So the key is look at a guy's hand. 370 00:25:47,784 --> 00:25:48,851 You need to listen to me. 371 00:25:49,241 --> 00:25:50,098 Wait! 372 00:25:50,122 --> 00:25:52,584 You need to listen otherwise you're gonna end up with some nice guy 373 00:25:52,608 --> 00:25:56,099 whose got a broad digital ratio and your vagina's never gonna forgive ya. 374 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,220 So you've already bumped into the prodigal one? 375 00:26:00,175 --> 00:26:01,458 Hey, what are ya doin' here? 376 00:26:01,753 --> 00:26:02,653 Ummm. 377 00:26:02,677 --> 00:26:03,677 Savin' the day! 378 00:26:04,326 --> 00:26:06,280 I'm helpin' her out with the kid's company while Maggie's off. 379 00:26:06,304 --> 00:26:07,811 So you've dressed accordingly? 380 00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:09,303 Yes. 381 00:26:09,327 --> 00:26:11,295 That's just not appropriate footwear. 382 00:26:11,684 --> 00:26:13,218 What? I'm Miss Scarlett. 383 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,625 This is my contempory interpretation. 384 00:26:15,933 --> 00:26:18,110 I'm getting into my part Stanislavski style. 385 00:26:18,518 --> 00:26:20,651 Do you think Stanislavski wore porn shoes? 386 00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,089 Uhh, they're your porn shoes. 387 00:26:24,035 --> 00:26:25,550 Oh, fuck! 388 00:26:26,116 --> 00:26:27,116 Hang on! 389 00:26:27,758 --> 00:26:29,758 I need you to play the victim. 390 00:26:29,894 --> 00:26:31,335 - What?! - Haha! 391 00:26:33,905 --> 00:26:35,050 So you snog anyone then? 392 00:26:35,810 --> 00:26:36,810 Only in a mirror. 393 00:26:36,953 --> 00:26:38,705 Maybe you should become a lesbian. 394 00:26:39,028 --> 00:26:40,762 That sash quite suits you. 395 00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:43,257 D'ya know what I just think? 396 00:26:44,087 --> 00:26:46,261 You need to get 'bout more in touch with yourself. 397 00:26:46,769 --> 00:26:48,490 - You know what, try Yoga, - Ugh. 398 00:26:48,514 --> 00:26:49,836 - ...meditate, and honestly, - Stop. 399 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:52,098 - ...when I was on this island. - No. No, no, no, no, no, no, you promised 400 00:26:52,122 --> 00:26:54,366 that when you came back you wouldn't be a wanker. 401 00:26:55,133 --> 00:26:55,802 Well... 402 00:26:56,038 --> 00:26:57,958 should've come with me like you were supposed to. 403 00:26:58,422 --> 00:27:00,222 Then you'd be a wanker too. 404 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:02,068 That doesn't make any sense. 405 00:27:02,092 --> 00:27:03,723 Ahhh, this is takin' ages. 406 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,047 Cuz you're such a fat fuckin' bitch! 407 00:27:06,071 --> 00:27:07,071 Come on! 408 00:27:16,592 --> 00:27:17,592 Look! 409 00:27:18,301 --> 00:27:19,301 C'mon. 410 00:27:20,342 --> 00:27:21,342 Right! 411 00:27:21,555 --> 00:27:23,508 I want you to survey 412 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,200 the scene. 413 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:27,750 Somethin' 414 00:27:28,053 --> 00:27:29,053 is wrong. 415 00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:31,125 Things don't add up. 416 00:27:32,024 --> 00:27:33,225 Look at the people. 417 00:27:33,249 --> 00:27:34,650 How are they behavin'? 418 00:27:34,674 --> 00:27:36,074 What are they hidin'? 419 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:37,406 How 420 00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:39,235 do they give themselves away? 421 00:27:39,886 --> 00:27:41,743 She's alive, case solved. 422 00:27:42,423 --> 00:27:43,557 It's only a game. 423 00:27:43,671 --> 00:27:44,671 A rubbish one. 424 00:27:45,190 --> 00:27:46,229 Right! 425 00:27:46,253 --> 00:27:48,787 Let's go and interview Miss Scarlett! 426 00:27:49,074 --> 00:27:50,275 Then we're gonna look 427 00:27:50,299 --> 00:27:52,844 at a capsule of information about the victim. 428 00:27:53,109 --> 00:27:53,785 Come on! 429 00:27:53,809 --> 00:27:55,091 You look like Clint Eastwood. 430 00:27:55,115 --> 00:27:56,390 My name is Clint. 431 00:27:56,985 --> 00:27:58,185 Hmmm, very funny. 432 00:27:58,914 --> 00:27:59,863 Why? 433 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:00,888 You're serious? 434 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:01,693 Yeah. 435 00:28:01,717 --> 00:28:04,698 My dad is a cowboy, blows buildings up with dynamite. 436 00:28:05,628 --> 00:28:06,914 What? Like a re-enacter? 437 00:28:06,938 --> 00:28:09,174 Yeah, and that's what I wanna do when I grow up. 438 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,428 D'ya wanna see the fastest gunslinger in the West? 439 00:28:22,806 --> 00:28:23,806 See it? 440 00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:25,201 You didn't do it. 441 00:28:25,432 --> 00:28:26,998 Yeah, I know, it's a joke. 442 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,247 It's not funny. 443 00:28:30,234 --> 00:28:31,234 One. 444 00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:32,203 Four. 445 00:28:32,227 --> 00:28:33,227 Two. 446 00:28:33,406 --> 00:28:34,745 - Four. - Three. 447 00:28:35,246 --> 00:28:36,246 Four. 448 00:28:36,498 --> 00:28:37,305 Four. 449 00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:38,329 Four. 450 00:28:39,653 --> 00:28:40,938 - Six. - Four. 451 00:28:41,865 --> 00:28:43,524 - Four. Four. Four. - Fourteen. 452 00:29:04,341 --> 00:29:06,457 Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God, 453 00:29:06,481 --> 00:29:07,482 What the fuck's up with you? 454 00:29:07,506 --> 00:29:08,436 We're gonna hit the sun. 455 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:09,670 Fuckin' hell. 456 00:29:09,694 --> 00:29:11,358 You need to read On the Beach. 457 00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:12,258 That sounds nice. 458 00:29:12,282 --> 00:29:15,364 It's the story about some people waitin' for the arrival of a deadly radiation. 459 00:29:15,388 --> 00:29:17,464 - What? - And how they deal with their impending death. 460 00:29:17,488 --> 00:29:18,012 Oh my God. 461 00:29:18,036 --> 00:29:20,370 They just went on picnics and did gardening and stuff. 462 00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:23,112 - What?! - Basically, you need a goal... like Rocky. 463 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,117 - Oh my God. - Rocky trains to win a fight, 464 00:29:25,141 --> 00:29:26,659 and in doing it he regains self respect, 465 00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:28,529 and makes peace with the person he'll never become. 466 00:29:28,553 --> 00:29:29,828 Adrian says that in Rocky 3. 467 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:30,977 When she finally grows a pair. 468 00:29:31,001 --> 00:29:32,487 When she wears that great coral lipstick. 469 00:29:32,511 --> 00:29:34,010 When she's finally given some lines. 470 00:29:34,034 --> 00:29:35,556 When she wears that nice necklace. 471 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,198 What are you doin', you nufter? 472 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:42,112 You need to look after this little dude cuz he's drivin' the other kids mental 473 00:29:42,136 --> 00:29:44,063 and Alice is gonna kill him. 474 00:29:53,946 --> 00:29:55,311 Could you stop that? 475 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,335 I'm bored. 476 00:29:56,871 --> 00:29:57,871 Well, 477 00:29:59,459 --> 00:30:00,699 Why 'it you draw her a picture? 478 00:30:01,188 --> 00:30:03,584 I'm not drawin' a picture, people in the clinic, 479 00:30:03,608 --> 00:30:05,972 see what my feelin's are doin' inside. 480 00:30:05,996 --> 00:30:07,876 Well, why don't you draw her a flower? 481 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,436 Or a, or a rainbow? 482 00:30:15,918 --> 00:30:17,451 Can I have one of them? 483 00:30:26,690 --> 00:30:27,823 You missed a bit. 484 00:30:33,177 --> 00:30:34,424 You missed another bit. 485 00:30:40,948 --> 00:30:41,948 And there. 486 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,302 Mmm. 487 00:30:46,592 --> 00:30:47,615 Don't say anything. 488 00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:50,057 What on Earth have you been doin'? Honest to... 489 00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:52,295 - Come here. - Ugh! 490 00:30:52,319 --> 00:30:53,273 Mom! 491 00:30:53,297 --> 00:30:54,721 Ahh, that is rank! 492 00:30:54,745 --> 00:30:57,283 I don't believe it! 493 00:30:57,307 --> 00:30:58,591 How are ya! 494 00:30:58,936 --> 00:31:00,591 You look fantastic! 495 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:02,913 Doesn't she look well? 496 00:31:03,707 --> 00:31:05,374 Yeah, of course you can. 497 00:31:05,725 --> 00:31:06,992 Mind your fingers. 498 00:31:11,259 --> 00:31:13,814 Your face is so slim now I can't get over it. 499 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:14,838 Aw, thanks. 500 00:31:15,019 --> 00:31:17,098 Yeah, I got dysentery while I was in India. 501 00:31:17,122 --> 00:31:18,087 It was great. 502 00:31:18,111 --> 00:31:20,069 When do you go back to London and start work? 503 00:31:20,231 --> 00:31:22,351 Well, actually, I gonna have a bit of a career change. 504 00:31:22,628 --> 00:31:23,312 Yeah? 505 00:31:23,336 --> 00:31:24,918 Yeah, I just got into a really... 506 00:31:25,244 --> 00:31:27,123 energized headspace when I was away. 507 00:31:27,267 --> 00:31:28,947 Yeah, I'm gonna retrain as a coreographer. 508 00:31:29,182 --> 00:31:31,346 You know, got a yoga teacher. I'm rebootin'. 509 00:31:32,003 --> 00:31:34,101 This is a good time to make a fresh start. 510 00:31:37,727 --> 00:31:38,727 I think... 511 00:31:38,851 --> 00:31:40,510 Anna's problem is that 512 00:31:40,534 --> 00:31:43,494 her childhood ambition was to be rescued by David Hasselhoff of Baywatch. 513 00:31:43,915 --> 00:31:46,115 I wanted to be David Hasselhoff. 514 00:31:46,318 --> 00:31:49,808 If that isn't the cause of an existential crisis I don't know what is. 515 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:52,178 Anna needs a way to motivate herself. 516 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,202 I can hear ya. 517 00:31:53,434 --> 00:31:55,075 Anna's got a way to motivate herself. 518 00:31:55,197 --> 00:31:57,149 Yeah, she just thinks of Patrick Swayze topless. 519 00:31:57,543 --> 00:31:59,636 Not in Point Break though, that makes me wanna vom. 520 00:32:10,955 --> 00:32:12,777 Why can't you be more like Fiona? 521 00:32:13,872 --> 00:32:16,887 What, go away for 2 years and shack up with a fat South African? 522 00:32:16,911 --> 00:32:18,972 No, I didn't mean that. 523 00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:21,665 Well, she's just focused, isn't she? 524 00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:23,479 Leave her alone. 525 00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:26,066 Anna's just having a little think about what she wants. 526 00:32:26,090 --> 00:32:27,090 Aren't ya Anna? 527 00:32:27,184 --> 00:32:28,958 What I want is for you to leave me alone. 528 00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:29,536 Right. 529 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,227 Well, I'll leave you alone while you look 'round this. 530 00:32:35,004 --> 00:32:36,004 What?! 531 00:32:38,972 --> 00:32:41,272 I never thought you'd move back here permanently. 532 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:42,710 Well you have. 533 00:32:42,734 --> 00:32:44,837 Not permanently. Only while I write my book. 534 00:32:45,523 --> 00:32:46,523 What's that about again? 535 00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:48,314 Changed it now, it's about this... 536 00:32:48,784 --> 00:32:50,985 - ballet dancer who comes back from... - That you? 537 00:32:57,084 --> 00:32:58,364 Have you actually looked 'round? 538 00:32:58,445 --> 00:32:59,045 Yeah. 539 00:32:59,069 --> 00:33:01,939 It made me want to slit my forehead and bleed all over the floor. 540 00:33:02,218 --> 00:33:02,998 Honestly. 541 00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:06,847 It's like a contraceptive made of chipboard and pebbledash. 542 00:33:06,964 --> 00:33:09,150 If she moves in here her hymen will grow back. 543 00:33:09,174 --> 00:33:10,137 Can we go now? 544 00:33:10,161 --> 00:33:11,534 Why does it always have to be about sex? 545 00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:13,501 'Cuz everything is about sex. 546 00:33:13,627 --> 00:33:15,549 Honestly, I'm gonna put you on the Internet 547 00:33:15,573 --> 00:33:18,524 and find a Neanderthal that'll blow out the cobwebs in your... 548 00:33:18,548 --> 00:33:19,829 Nah, I'm not movin' out... 549 00:33:19,994 --> 00:33:21,436 until I've worked out what I'm doin'. 550 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:22,461 So just back off. 551 00:33:22,485 --> 00:33:25,562 No... no, you said that 5 months ago. Time's up! 552 00:33:30,798 --> 00:33:31,798 Bye. 553 00:33:33,819 --> 00:33:34,819 See ya. 554 00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,936 How do you know what you want in life? 555 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,160 Listen to your heart! 556 00:34:05,382 --> 00:34:06,822 Your heart will tell you what to do. 557 00:34:07,122 --> 00:34:09,824 I can't listen to my heart. It tells me things like... 558 00:34:10,395 --> 00:34:12,987 You like X-Factor more than you care to admit and... 559 00:34:13,224 --> 00:34:14,578 Consider a perm. 560 00:34:15,215 --> 00:34:16,216 I know what I want. 561 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,240 Oh, yeah? 562 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,920 What? 563 00:34:19,489 --> 00:34:20,490 A girlfriend. 564 00:34:20,514 --> 00:34:22,223 Well, you're not gonna find one down here. 565 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:25,429 Come down here and give me a hand. 566 00:34:25,453 --> 00:34:27,293 I will not come down until my demands are met! 567 00:34:27,405 --> 00:34:29,074 You'll be waiting a long time then. 568 00:34:50,081 --> 00:34:51,806 ♪ This old guitar... ♪ 569 00:34:52,073 --> 00:34:54,340 ♪ Taught me to sing ♪ 570 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:55,342 ♪ A love song. ♪ 571 00:34:57,133 --> 00:34:59,255 ♪ Taught me how to laugh ♪ 572 00:34:59,279 --> 00:35:00,280 ♪ And how ♪ 573 00:35:00,304 --> 00:35:01,504 ♪ To cry ♪ 574 00:35:03,696 --> 00:35:06,309 ♪ It introduced me to some ♪ 575 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:07,917 ♪ Friends of mine and it ♪ 576 00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:10,246 ♪ Brightened up some days. ♪ 577 00:35:11,635 --> 00:35:14,134 ♪ And helped me make it through ♪ 578 00:35:14,455 --> 00:35:16,651 ♪ Some lonely nights. ♪ 579 00:35:19,331 --> 00:35:21,371 ♪ A friend to have ♪ 580 00:35:21,395 --> 00:35:22,396 ♪ On a cold ♪ 581 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,461 ♪ And lonely night. ♪ 582 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:14,835 What're ya doin? 583 00:36:14,859 --> 00:36:17,192 I'm acceleratin' the cycle of life. 584 00:36:17,418 --> 00:36:19,486 You can't just move them nearby. 585 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,202 They have strong homing instincts. 586 00:36:21,226 --> 00:36:22,226 They'll come back. 587 00:36:22,418 --> 00:36:23,952 I saw it on Baywatch. 588 00:36:23,976 --> 00:36:24,976 Spring Watch, Mother. 589 00:36:25,264 --> 00:36:27,062 Whateva. Stop followin me. 590 00:36:27,413 --> 00:36:28,619 No, he's goin' with ya. 591 00:36:28,913 --> 00:36:29,913 What?! 592 00:36:35,158 --> 00:36:36,691 That's my cowboy home! 593 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,600 Twenty-five. 594 00:36:44,346 --> 00:36:45,347 Twenty-six. 595 00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:46,372 Twenty-seven. 596 00:36:46,396 --> 00:36:47,396 Twenty-eight. 597 00:36:48,147 --> 00:36:50,558 I think I'm gonna be like you when I'm older. 598 00:36:51,070 --> 00:36:51,944 That's nice. 599 00:36:51,968 --> 00:36:52,893 Why? 600 00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:53,846 Ww it's. 601 00:36:53,870 --> 00:36:55,155 It's a nice compliment. 602 00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:58,530 I meant, sad and angry all the time after my Mum dies. 603 00:36:58,554 --> 00:36:59,954 I'm not sad and angry all the time. 604 00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:01,282 All right, no friends, then. 605 00:37:01,306 --> 00:37:02,313 I've got friends! 606 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:04,814 All right, livin' with your Nan, then? 607 00:37:06,342 --> 00:37:09,339 If you take your walkie-talkie home we could talk to each other at night. 608 00:37:11,376 --> 00:37:13,043 How many moles are there? 609 00:37:14,204 --> 00:37:15,204 Twenty-nine. 610 00:38:23,389 --> 00:38:24,389 Hey! 611 00:38:24,865 --> 00:38:25,768 Hey. 612 00:38:25,792 --> 00:38:26,793 How ya doin? 613 00:38:26,817 --> 00:38:27,651 Good. 614 00:38:27,675 --> 00:38:28,676 Nice bike! 615 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:29,701 Thank you. 616 00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:30,725 How's it goin'? 617 00:38:31,507 --> 00:38:34,472 Good, yeah, good. Great. I'm just on my way to the supermarket. 618 00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:35,613 Seven-thirty. 619 00:38:35,961 --> 00:38:36,962 So life is good. 620 00:38:36,986 --> 00:38:38,014 Very precise. 621 00:38:38,038 --> 00:38:39,838 I don't like it when there are children there. 622 00:38:40,391 --> 00:38:41,391 Yeah. 623 00:38:41,724 --> 00:38:42,790 Naturally, yeah. 624 00:38:43,391 --> 00:38:44,128 Anna's just 625 00:38:44,152 --> 00:38:46,437 gone to the bar to get us a drink, d'ya wanna join us for a pint? 626 00:38:46,461 --> 00:38:49,012 Uhh no, no you, I didn't know you were with Anna. 627 00:38:49,678 --> 00:38:51,078 I'll leave you to it. 628 00:38:51,743 --> 00:38:53,595 - Why're you bein' weird? - I'm not being weird. 629 00:38:53,619 --> 00:38:55,535 - Why are you being weird? - Oh my God, do you like her? 630 00:38:55,559 --> 00:38:57,341 - No! - Oh my God, you do! 631 00:38:57,365 --> 00:38:58,672 - I definitely don't. - I thought you were... 632 00:38:58,696 --> 00:38:59,696 You thought I was what? 633 00:38:59,929 --> 00:39:01,400 Why does everyone think I'm gay?! 634 00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:03,727 I've got a soft voice and I wore pink shorts once 635 00:39:03,751 --> 00:39:04,554 on a Frantic Stage 636 00:39:04,578 --> 00:39:06,578 - and that's all anyone ever remembers. - Hey Anna! 637 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:09,784 - See ya later. - Nice to see ya. 638 00:39:09,808 --> 00:39:10,808 Take it easy. 639 00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:15,732 We're goin' out to a pub on Saturday, you should come! 640 00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:20,292 Oh my God, I just had the weirdest conversation with Brendan. 641 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:21,916 Umph, nuthin' new there. 642 00:39:22,581 --> 00:39:24,196 It's like The Wicker Man in there. 643 00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:25,801 It can't be worse than bein' at home. 644 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,597 Honestly, I can really see why you stay around here, I mean... 645 00:39:29,731 --> 00:39:31,005 it's such a cultured place. 646 00:39:31,301 --> 00:39:32,701 You know, there's so much goin' on. 647 00:39:33,108 --> 00:39:34,348 It's what dreams are all about. 648 00:39:34,558 --> 00:39:36,510 I dream about makin' the perfect lasagna. 649 00:39:36,612 --> 00:39:38,572 Well, that's quite an achievable dream for like... 650 00:39:38,846 --> 00:39:39,846 seven quid. 651 00:39:41,207 --> 00:39:42,711 - Should have come to Thailand. - Oh please don't. 652 00:39:42,735 --> 00:39:44,734 - Honestly, I did a Thai cooking class. - Shhhhh! 653 00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:46,210 I can make a Thai curry from scratch. 654 00:39:46,234 --> 00:39:47,500 - Wow. - Pad Thai. 655 00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:49,096 Egg Fried Rice. 656 00:39:49,492 --> 00:39:51,192 Egg Fried Rice is Chinese. 657 00:39:51,216 --> 00:39:52,807 It was a really cheap cooking class. 658 00:39:58,092 --> 00:39:59,092 Anna. 659 00:39:59,553 --> 00:40:00,553 Anna? 660 00:40:00,849 --> 00:40:01,849 Anna. 661 00:40:04,943 --> 00:40:05,943 Hello. 662 00:40:06,443 --> 00:40:07,443 Hello? 663 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:16,198 ♪ You kept all the things I threw away ♪ 664 00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:25,249 ♪ A leaf I picked, a birthday card I made ♪ 665 00:40:28,385 --> 00:40:34,306 ♪ Holding on to memories of you and me We didn't last a year ♪ 666 00:40:36,022 --> 00:40:37,022 ♪ Oh ♪ 667 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:40,731 ♪ We're just a box of souvenirs ♪ 668 00:40:41,409 --> 00:40:42,441 ♪ Cause ♪ 669 00:40:42,465 --> 00:40:44,180 ♪ Maybe ♪ 670 00:40:45,047 --> 00:40:46,861 ♪ I pulled the panic cord ♪ 671 00:40:46,885 --> 00:40:48,745 ♪ And maybe ♪ 672 00:40:49,279 --> 00:40:51,279 ♪ You were happy, I was bored ♪ 673 00:40:51,303 --> 00:40:54,432 ♪ Maybe I wanted you to change ♪ 674 00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:58,342 ♪ Maybe I'm the one to blame ♪ 675 00:41:00,455 --> 00:41:02,510 ♪ Maybe ♪ 676 00:41:02,763 --> 00:41:05,075 ♪ You were just too nice to me ♪ 677 00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:07,068 ♪ Maybe ♪ 678 00:41:07,092 --> 00:41:09,637 ♪ It took me way too long to leave ♪ 679 00:41:09,661 --> 00:41:12,483 ♪ Maybe once we felt the same ♪ 680 00:41:14,156 --> 00:41:17,173 ♪ Maybe I'm the one to blame ♪ 681 00:41:18,707 --> 00:41:21,748 ♪ Maybe I'm the one to blame ♪ 682 00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:27,098 ♪ Maybe I'm the one to blame ♪ 683 00:41:33,315 --> 00:41:34,743 How long have we been doing this? 684 00:41:34,767 --> 00:41:36,448 567 days. 685 00:41:36,472 --> 00:41:37,844 We're just doin' the same thng 686 00:41:37,868 --> 00:41:38,754 everyday 687 00:41:38,778 --> 00:41:40,826 all the time and then we'll die. 688 00:41:40,850 --> 00:41:42,075 Fuckin' hell, cheer up. 689 00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,100 Do you think this makes us like 690 00:41:43,124 --> 00:41:44,510 John McClane in the Die Hard films? 691 00:41:44,534 --> 00:41:45,766 - Sisyphus. - Who? 692 00:41:45,790 --> 00:41:48,521 He was condemned to repeat the same meaningless task. 693 00:41:48,545 --> 00:41:51,818 Pushin' a rock up a mountain, only to see it roll down again. 694 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:52,843 - Forever. - What? 695 00:41:52,867 --> 00:41:54,685 We have to imagine he's bigger than his fate. 696 00:41:54,709 --> 00:41:57,595 Blowin' up this spaceship would mean that we're bigger than our fate. 697 00:41:57,619 --> 00:41:59,390 - What? - I've no idea what you're on about. 698 00:41:59,414 --> 00:42:01,339 Albert Camus' Myth of Sisyphus. 699 00:42:01,363 --> 00:42:02,730 - Is he a goalkeeper? - What? 700 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:03,866 You need to lighten up. 701 00:42:03,890 --> 00:42:06,205 I think you need to stop listenin' to that depressing hippie music 702 00:42:06,229 --> 00:42:08,523 and start listenin' to Whitesnake. 703 00:42:08,547 --> 00:42:10,733 "Here I go again on my oooownnn!" 704 00:42:10,757 --> 00:42:12,000 Here ya go, sweetheart. 705 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,120 What? 706 00:42:14,845 --> 00:42:16,252 Clint's stayin' here tonight. 707 00:42:17,037 --> 00:42:19,046 - You're kiddin'! - His Mum's in hospital. 708 00:42:19,529 --> 00:42:22,451 Oh, look at the state of it. Can we tidy up please? 709 00:42:22,776 --> 00:42:24,154 Why can't he sleep in the house? 710 00:42:24,387 --> 00:42:25,387 You don't. 711 00:42:27,533 --> 00:42:28,533 Is this clean? 712 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:33,525 Is that your brother? 713 00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:36,780 Yeah. 714 00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:38,100 That's Billy. 715 00:42:38,628 --> 00:42:40,228 Is he dead in the photo? 716 00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:42,428 - No! - He's sunbathin'. 717 00:42:43,131 --> 00:42:44,131 He looks dead. 718 00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:48,423 Was it fun bein' a twin? 719 00:42:58,564 --> 00:43:01,097 She finds it hard to talk about Billy. 720 00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:03,049 The sad bit is he's dead. 721 00:43:03,403 --> 00:43:04,870 Not talkin' about him. 722 00:43:15,655 --> 00:43:17,018 You left him alone in there? 723 00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:18,459 Oh, grow up. 724 00:43:18,566 --> 00:43:19,758 Where's his Nan? 725 00:43:19,782 --> 00:43:20,782 At the hospital. 726 00:43:21,113 --> 00:43:22,113 Well, where's his Dad? 727 00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:25,002 He's doin' some controlled demolition somewhere. 728 00:43:26,367 --> 00:43:27,767 I made that for 'im. 729 00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:57,722 Guided meditation for real men who aren't into hippie shit. 730 00:43:58,117 --> 00:43:59,235 Number 16... 731 00:44:00,017 --> 00:44:01,017 Sheds. 732 00:44:02,484 --> 00:44:03,485 Man! 733 00:44:03,509 --> 00:44:04,509 What!? 734 00:44:04,647 --> 00:44:06,279 Stop what you are doing. 735 00:44:07,135 --> 00:44:09,300 This is your time. 736 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,933 There's nothin' you have to do now apart from friggin' rest. 737 00:44:16,878 --> 00:44:18,175 Close your eyes. 738 00:44:18,766 --> 00:44:20,566 No one is goin' to hit you. 739 00:44:22,581 --> 00:44:25,218 Imm... magine you're in a shed. 740 00:44:26,584 --> 00:44:28,584 A shed with adequate shelving. 741 00:44:29,013 --> 00:44:31,462 And nothing touching the ground where it can get damp. 742 00:44:35,486 --> 00:44:37,244 Or imagine you're building a dam 743 00:44:37,624 --> 00:44:38,624 in a river. 744 00:44:39,101 --> 00:44:40,168 A brilliant dam, 745 00:44:40,613 --> 00:44:42,754 where all the rocks fit together perfectly, 746 00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:45,279 and no bastard water gets through. 747 00:44:46,721 --> 00:44:48,088 Tell me when to start. 748 00:44:48,112 --> 00:44:49,112 Muscle Lady. 749 00:44:49,644 --> 00:44:51,444 Designed for building dams. 750 00:44:51,991 --> 00:44:53,506 We've run out of rocks. 751 00:44:53,692 --> 00:44:54,924 - Got it. - Yeah. 752 00:44:54,948 --> 00:44:56,865 It's meant to be no water getting through there 753 00:44:56,889 --> 00:44:59,552 and that basically looks like most of the water is. 754 00:45:03,028 --> 00:45:05,590 I am a man of many talents. 755 00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:06,746 Take it, take it, take it. 756 00:45:07,123 --> 00:45:08,243 Why did you take it off? 757 00:45:09,194 --> 00:45:10,348 I wanna do a stunt. 758 00:45:10,450 --> 00:45:11,450 Like ColCheatahs. 759 00:45:12,966 --> 00:45:14,458 Is that you and Billy? 760 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,006 Don't touch my tapes. They're precious. 761 00:45:20,936 --> 00:45:22,136 Nan made you this. 762 00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,851 Have you got a teddy? 763 00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,875 No. 764 00:45:44,101 --> 00:45:46,101 Have you got a doll or a lion? 765 00:45:48,915 --> 00:45:49,915 Umm. 766 00:45:51,441 --> 00:45:52,441 Pass us your pillow. 767 00:46:06,106 --> 00:46:07,569 What was that video for? 768 00:46:07,878 --> 00:46:08,806 Nuthin'. 769 00:46:08,830 --> 00:46:10,030 We just thought it were funny. 770 00:46:10,369 --> 00:46:12,277 Why did the pictures stop at the end? 771 00:46:12,955 --> 00:46:14,155 It's not finished. 772 00:46:14,927 --> 00:46:16,193 Are there any more? 773 00:46:17,355 --> 00:46:18,355 Yeah, loads. 774 00:46:19,853 --> 00:46:20,986 We had a website. 775 00:46:23,029 --> 00:46:24,495 We made videos that were like 776 00:46:25,148 --> 00:46:28,453 bad instruction guides for coping with things in life. 777 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,869 Is this Billy's? 778 00:46:41,934 --> 00:46:42,934 No. 779 00:46:43,557 --> 00:46:44,557 It's mine. 780 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,073 Why have you got your hair in a pot? 781 00:46:47,612 --> 00:46:49,218 It's from just after he died. 782 00:46:53,923 --> 00:46:56,111 Your body's made up of millions of cells 783 00:46:56,635 --> 00:46:58,435 and I read somewhere that 784 00:46:59,295 --> 00:47:02,495 all your cells will be replaced every few years. 785 00:47:02,646 --> 00:47:04,112 So every day I'm alive 786 00:47:04,763 --> 00:47:07,409 I'm less and less the person I was when I was with him. 787 00:47:08,331 --> 00:47:09,263 And one day, 788 00:47:09,287 --> 00:47:11,831 there'll be nothing physically left of me from when he was here. 789 00:47:13,805 --> 00:47:17,250 - So I cut off me hair to put in the pot. - Can we look at the website? 790 00:47:37,729 --> 00:47:41,469 Guided meditation for real men who aren't into hippie shit, Number 3. 791 00:47:41,938 --> 00:47:42,938 Cowboys! 792 00:47:43,967 --> 00:47:45,550 Imagine you're on a horse. 793 00:47:45,574 --> 00:47:46,574 Let's call it Toby! 794 00:47:47,086 --> 00:47:49,209 You're with your mates and they're all... 795 00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:50,691 straight. 796 00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,839 And you are drinking beer in a way that makes women want you. 797 00:47:54,183 --> 00:47:55,225 Gulp. 798 00:47:55,249 --> 00:47:56,249 Gulp. 799 00:47:56,591 --> 00:47:57,591 Gulp. 800 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:10,819 Where have me shoelaces gone? 801 00:48:53,793 --> 00:48:54,860 This is for you. 802 00:48:56,338 --> 00:48:59,526 - It's God. - Good morning, wakey wakey. 803 00:49:00,747 --> 00:49:01,747 Eh, you're up. 804 00:49:02,392 --> 00:49:04,415 Right, I've got to get you to the hospital. 805 00:49:04,439 --> 00:49:07,830 Anna, I want all this sorted, okay, we're gonna go see a flat later. 806 00:49:08,368 --> 00:49:11,012 I wanna tell her about the boat we made at school. 807 00:49:11,036 --> 00:49:13,519 You can tell her about it later, she's not goin' anywhere. 808 00:49:14,041 --> 00:49:15,908 I'll come round and tell you tonight. 809 00:49:15,932 --> 00:49:18,132 Come on, we'll have a rice pat for your breakfast. 810 00:49:46,729 --> 00:49:48,863 - We're gonna hit the sun in three days. - Yep. 811 00:49:48,887 --> 00:49:50,141 Have you got a teddy bear? 812 00:49:50,165 --> 00:49:52,567 Uh, no. They'd give you no comfort now anyway. 813 00:49:52,735 --> 00:49:55,226 - Why? - Because all teddy bears are nihilists. 814 00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:56,842 The question is existential... 815 00:49:56,866 --> 00:49:58,777 - ...or moral. - OK, let's go. 816 00:50:03,796 --> 00:50:05,626 The majority have no concept of the self. 817 00:50:05,650 --> 00:50:07,380 So could be considered the former. 818 00:50:07,404 --> 00:50:09,857 But Yogi Bear was a moral nihilist. 819 00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:13,058 Stealin' all those picnics with no consideration of the consequences. 820 00:50:15,146 --> 00:50:16,469 Anna, I mean it. 821 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,040 That won't help. 822 00:50:18,242 --> 00:50:21,037 Stop being so... bloody sanctimonious, Mother. 823 00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,812 - What you doin'? - I'm tidying up. 824 00:50:24,836 --> 00:50:26,266 They don't go there. 825 00:50:26,792 --> 00:50:29,447 Sorry, I didn't realize you were the moral authority on this. 826 00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:31,753 Everyone knows that you put the mugs on the top shelf. 827 00:50:31,777 --> 00:50:33,721 You line them up between the prongs not over the prongs, 828 00:50:33,745 --> 00:50:36,424 because they chip 'em. Just give it to me. 829 00:50:36,448 --> 00:50:38,398 Don't you write me a job description. 830 00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:42,130 Anna! Get yourself out here, right now, please! 831 00:50:42,262 --> 00:50:44,195 What should I do with this? 832 00:50:44,591 --> 00:50:45,991 Up my ass? 833 00:50:46,921 --> 00:50:47,921 Fuck off. 834 00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:53,199 Anna, I think you should know, 835 00:50:53,333 --> 00:50:56,139 that despite claiming maturity, your mother, 836 00:50:56,163 --> 00:50:59,093 just mouthed the words, "Fuck off," to me. 837 00:50:59,117 --> 00:51:00,118 Shut up. 838 00:51:00,142 --> 00:51:04,113 You can't get angry with people for not behavin' the way you would, Marion. 839 00:51:04,137 --> 00:51:06,487 Only a sociopath would put mugs on the lower shelf. 840 00:51:07,627 --> 00:51:09,777 I'm not talking about the dishwasher. 841 00:51:18,027 --> 00:51:19,893 Marion, don't lose them both. 842 00:51:30,551 --> 00:51:32,017 You didn't have to do that. 843 00:51:32,041 --> 00:51:34,797 - I'm not nine. - Well, stop behavin' like it then. 844 00:51:35,986 --> 00:51:39,654 Could you not text and drive? My life's in your hands. 845 00:51:39,678 --> 00:51:42,027 You're assuming I'm not trying to kill you, Marion. 846 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,172 Council toilet block looks salubrious by comparison. 847 00:51:49,321 --> 00:51:51,085 Have you got anything else we can look at? 848 00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:53,190 Not within your specifications, I'm afraid. 849 00:51:54,244 --> 00:51:56,518 Perhaps, you should consider lowering your expectations. 850 00:51:56,542 --> 00:51:58,295 Or I could just give up on life completely. 851 00:51:58,315 --> 00:52:01,445 Can't really imagine her bringing someone back here. 852 00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:03,736 I wonder if there are any women in the world 853 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,759 - shagging less than us three. - Can we not use that word, please. 854 00:52:07,783 --> 00:52:10,249 - Fucking? - I can't believe you're my mother. 855 00:52:10,273 --> 00:52:11,653 Let's get a blood test. 856 00:52:12,855 --> 00:52:13,855 Sorry. 857 00:52:14,428 --> 00:52:15,428 S'alright. 858 00:52:16,816 --> 00:52:18,249 Have you thought about Brendan? 859 00:52:18,925 --> 00:52:20,233 I think he's quite hunky. 860 00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:22,267 Define "hunk", Marion. 861 00:52:22,291 --> 00:52:24,202 - Well, I... - I don't think anyone's been "hunky" 862 00:52:24,226 --> 00:52:27,162 since about... 1965. 863 00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:28,172 Brendan's gay. 864 00:52:28,196 --> 00:52:30,032 I don't think that's necessarily a problem. 865 00:52:30,056 --> 00:52:31,193 Oh, it's ideal, Mum. 866 00:52:31,217 --> 00:52:32,230 Look, I'm just saying, 867 00:52:32,254 --> 00:52:35,533 it would be healthy for you to be emotionally involved with someone. 868 00:52:35,557 --> 00:52:37,147 Emotionally involved. 869 00:52:37,171 --> 00:52:39,226 Are we in Pride and Prejudice now? 870 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:41,586 It would be good to develop a bond. 871 00:52:41,610 --> 00:52:44,601 - I don't need a bond with anyone. - Look, you didn't even give Luke a chance. 872 00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:47,531 Jesus, Marion, the hairdresser?! 873 00:52:47,555 --> 00:52:49,449 Have you gone completely mad? 874 00:52:49,562 --> 00:52:52,337 You know I can't stand a man who wears Ugg boots! 875 00:52:52,361 --> 00:52:53,943 I thought they looked quite cozy. 876 00:52:53,967 --> 00:52:55,795 - Where's the bloody keys? - Cozy?! 877 00:52:55,819 --> 00:52:57,595 Anna doesn't need cozy. 878 00:52:57,986 --> 00:52:59,315 She needs a man with arms 879 00:52:59,339 --> 00:53:02,593 chiseled out of granite, that can chuck her across the bedroom. 880 00:53:02,617 --> 00:53:03,617 It's what all women want. 881 00:53:04,421 --> 00:53:06,475 A mono-syllabic lumberjack... 882 00:53:06,759 --> 00:53:08,656 with an artistic streak. 883 00:53:15,641 --> 00:53:17,974 - Don't put a lot on. - I'm not. 884 00:53:18,532 --> 00:53:20,798 I'm just defining your cheekbones. 885 00:53:21,484 --> 00:53:23,084 I've seen an online tutorial. 886 00:53:23,865 --> 00:53:26,205 It's amazing, you can make really fat faces look thin. 887 00:53:26,313 --> 00:53:27,698 I haven't got a fat face. 888 00:53:29,437 --> 00:53:30,437 Deceptive. 889 00:53:31,267 --> 00:53:32,707 My face is 5 times bigger than this. 890 00:53:34,150 --> 00:53:35,617 What the hell is that? 891 00:53:38,151 --> 00:53:39,942 Clint did it, it's em... 892 00:53:40,067 --> 00:53:41,133 God as a cowboy, 893 00:53:41,272 --> 00:53:42,087 on a horse, 894 00:53:42,111 --> 00:53:43,111 on a cloud. 895 00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:45,121 That kid has got issues. 896 00:53:45,659 --> 00:53:47,543 No, I like the fact that he does stuff, 897 00:53:47,567 --> 00:53:49,425 and he ain't worried about what people think. 898 00:53:49,691 --> 00:53:51,168 What, you mean he's a little shit? 899 00:53:51,192 --> 00:53:52,811 No, he's just not scared of messin' up. 900 00:53:53,092 --> 00:53:55,011 If he wasn't 7, I'd say you had a crush on him. 901 00:53:59,548 --> 00:54:00,627 Even? 902 00:54:00,944 --> 00:54:03,208 I need to rub it in more. 903 00:54:03,463 --> 00:54:04,661 It's contouring! 904 00:54:04,685 --> 00:54:05,752 I look like Adam Ant! 905 00:54:06,401 --> 00:54:08,033 It'll look much better in the club... 906 00:54:08,432 --> 00:54:09,432 I think. 907 00:54:14,362 --> 00:54:15,681 Feel like gettin' hammered. 908 00:54:16,052 --> 00:54:17,052 Let her teenager out. 909 00:54:17,592 --> 00:54:18,921 Come on, let's go buy some booze. 910 00:54:19,351 --> 00:54:20,352 What? 911 00:54:20,376 --> 00:54:22,736 You have to embrace this territory whilst getting wasted. 912 00:54:24,276 --> 00:54:25,476 Right, my out challenge. 913 00:54:25,808 --> 00:54:27,658 If you can get a bloke to say the word 'period' 914 00:54:27,682 --> 00:54:29,402 without meaning something historical, or 915 00:54:29,638 --> 00:54:31,284 you know, geographical, 916 00:54:31,308 --> 00:54:32,984 then you have to snog your head off. 917 00:54:33,796 --> 00:54:34,796 Oh, shit! 918 00:54:35,570 --> 00:54:36,570 I've not got my phone. 919 00:54:37,234 --> 00:54:38,234 Sorry. 920 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,026 2 seconds. 921 00:55:42,046 --> 00:55:44,094 Whoo, ha, it's really cold. 922 00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:47,480 It's gonna make my nipples stand out like wheelnuts on a Volvo. 923 00:55:47,504 --> 00:55:48,504 Let's have a look. 924 00:55:49,794 --> 00:55:50,794 It didn't work. 925 00:55:51,709 --> 00:55:52,709 Come on. 926 00:55:54,033 --> 00:55:57,215 Oh my God, that's Mum's hairdresser, Luke. Don't engage! 927 00:55:59,308 --> 00:56:01,085 Hi, Luke. 928 00:56:03,352 --> 00:56:04,352 Hello. 929 00:56:04,838 --> 00:56:05,838 I like your hair, 930 00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:07,101 It's very 80s. 931 00:56:07,484 --> 00:56:08,251 Thanks. 932 00:56:08,275 --> 00:56:09,898 Bit of double denim for the ladies. 933 00:56:11,559 --> 00:56:13,830 If I give you some money, can you get us some booze from that shop? 934 00:56:13,854 --> 00:56:15,368 We're havin' a teenage night out. 935 00:56:15,561 --> 00:56:17,264 Oh yeah, is it fancy dress? 936 00:56:17,288 --> 00:56:18,241 No. 937 00:56:18,265 --> 00:56:19,600 You look like Mumm-Ra. 938 00:56:20,326 --> 00:56:21,886 Look, can you get us some booze or not? 939 00:56:22,474 --> 00:56:23,399 You're serious? 940 00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:26,769 Yeah! Just get us some alcopops or some cider or somethin'. 941 00:56:26,793 --> 00:56:28,232 Somethin' that looks radioactive. 942 00:56:28,477 --> 00:56:29,283 Okay. 943 00:56:29,307 --> 00:56:30,307 Thanks. 944 00:56:31,785 --> 00:56:34,472 Jesus. I would not want that cuttin' my hair. 945 00:56:35,427 --> 00:56:36,947 D'ya reckon he straightens his mullet? 946 00:56:37,749 --> 00:56:43,769 ♪ Jesus came to my birthday party ♪ 947 00:56:43,793 --> 00:56:47,793 ♪ When I was seventeen. ♪ 948 00:56:48,950 --> 00:56:51,660 ♪ I thought it was a dream ♪ 949 00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:58,540 ♪ But I know I seen him standing there ♪ 950 00:56:59,101 --> 00:57:02,425 ♪ With his long hair ♪ 951 00:57:03,137 --> 00:57:06,716 ♪ I know I saw him there. ♪ 952 00:57:10,284 --> 00:57:14,854 ♪ Jesus came to my birthday party ♪ 953 00:57:16,393 --> 00:57:19,863 ♪ When I was seventeen. ♪ 954 00:57:21,365 --> 00:57:24,507 ♪ It was a long time ago ♪ 955 00:58:01,129 --> 00:58:05,055 ♪ Jesus came to my birthday party ♪ 956 01:00:37,359 --> 01:00:38,558 What are you doin'? 957 01:00:38,718 --> 01:00:40,771 You can't just leave like that, didn't know where you were! 958 01:00:40,795 --> 01:00:42,687 I just needed to get out of the club. 959 01:00:42,913 --> 01:00:45,259 Yeah, well you could have told me, I was worried! 960 01:00:45,283 --> 01:00:47,149 And that cab just cost me 40 quid. 961 01:00:47,664 --> 01:00:49,178 - 40?! - I know. 962 01:00:49,512 --> 01:00:50,906 Why, didn't think you'd care, 963 01:00:50,930 --> 01:00:53,290 I thought you'd just have your tongue down someone's throat. 964 01:00:53,370 --> 01:00:54,982 Oh my God, you're still wasted. 965 01:00:55,006 --> 01:00:56,386 Yeah, well whose fault is that? 966 01:00:56,410 --> 01:00:58,745 Oh, well sorry for tryin' to give you a good night out. 967 01:00:58,769 --> 01:01:01,040 God, all I've been tryin' to do since I came back is 968 01:01:01,064 --> 01:01:02,234 make you smile again. 969 01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:03,847 Yeah well, you fucked that up, hadn't ya! 970 01:01:03,871 --> 01:01:04,871 What are ya doin'? 971 01:01:05,012 --> 01:01:06,233 Did you lock my shed?! 972 01:01:06,770 --> 01:01:08,816 - What? - Did you lock my shed? 973 01:01:09,406 --> 01:01:12,183 Yeah, I dunno... yeah. I can't remember, why? 974 01:01:12,207 --> 01:01:14,358 My videos and my camera have been stolen. 975 01:01:14,382 --> 01:01:14,889 You sure? 976 01:01:14,913 --> 01:01:17,547 Of course I'm fuckin' sure! You can't have locked it! 977 01:01:17,571 --> 01:01:19,926 I don't think someone's gonna take your videos and your camera. 978 01:01:19,950 --> 01:01:22,490 Well it just sums you up that you're so self-absorbed! 979 01:01:22,622 --> 01:01:25,756 - I am? - Just everythin' is always about you. 980 01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:26,780 Oh my God. 981 01:01:27,355 --> 01:01:29,753 D'ya know what, you make out like you're the only one who knew Billy, 982 01:01:29,777 --> 01:01:31,838 and everyone else has to tiptoe around you. 983 01:01:31,862 --> 01:01:33,467 - That is bullshit. - Is it? 984 01:01:33,762 --> 01:01:35,363 You're not the only one who loved him you know. 985 01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:36,993 Since when did you love him? 986 01:01:37,108 --> 01:01:40,147 What, you think some snog on a school trip counts as love? 987 01:01:40,269 --> 01:01:41,983 I'm talkin' about your Mum and your Nan. 988 01:01:42,286 --> 01:01:43,622 Fuck you, course I loved him. 989 01:01:43,646 --> 01:01:44,379 No, fuck you! 990 01:01:44,403 --> 01:01:45,085 No, fuck you! 991 01:01:45,109 --> 01:01:46,644 - No, fuck you! - Fuck you! 992 01:02:05,049 --> 01:02:06,049 Shit. 993 01:02:11,539 --> 01:02:12,539 Anna! 994 01:02:13,284 --> 01:02:15,916 Can I tell you about that boat we made at school? 995 01:02:16,292 --> 01:02:17,386 What're you wearin'? 996 01:02:19,209 --> 01:02:20,503 It shrank in the wash. 997 01:02:20,527 --> 01:02:22,689 What the fuck, that's my brother's! 998 01:02:29,547 --> 01:02:32,040 - You shouldn't swear. - You shouldn't steal things! 999 01:02:32,064 --> 01:02:33,511 Your Nan gave me it. 1000 01:02:34,725 --> 01:02:36,256 Was your Nan an astronaut? 1001 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:37,280 What? 1002 01:02:37,603 --> 01:02:39,370 Did your Nan go up into space? 1003 01:02:39,394 --> 01:02:40,119 No. 1004 01:02:40,143 --> 01:02:41,943 Does your Mum know you're up at crack o' dawn? 1005 01:02:43,005 --> 01:02:44,205 She's in hospital. 1006 01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:49,288 You should get back to bed. 1007 01:03:49,715 --> 01:03:50,848 Are you hungover? 1008 01:03:55,739 --> 01:03:56,939 What do you think? 1009 01:03:59,838 --> 01:04:01,980 I think it could be really nice. 1010 01:04:04,945 --> 01:04:06,278 Come on, sweetheart. 1011 01:04:07,521 --> 01:04:08,783 Is it about the jumper? 1012 01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:12,892 Anna, please don't ignore me. 1013 01:04:13,152 --> 01:04:14,305 You okay, luv? 1014 01:04:15,669 --> 01:04:17,403 Someone's been in my shed. 1015 01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:19,239 Well, how can you tell? 1016 01:04:19,263 --> 01:04:20,801 My videos have been stolen. 1017 01:04:20,825 --> 01:04:22,253 You might find 'em if you tidied up. 1018 01:04:22,277 --> 01:04:24,309 Oh, will you stop banging on about tidyin' up. 1019 01:04:24,524 --> 01:04:26,785 What do you want me to do, live in an empty box? 1020 01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:29,268 Well, this is a lovely empty box, Brendan, thank you. 1021 01:04:29,521 --> 01:04:30,521 You're welcome. 1022 01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:55,223 You coming, luv? 1023 01:04:56,150 --> 01:04:57,750 I'm gonna go for a walk. 1024 01:05:04,835 --> 01:05:06,502 I'm thinkin' of quittin'. 1025 01:05:07,467 --> 01:05:09,000 It's not really for me. 1026 01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:10,762 You're not very good at it. 1027 01:05:12,274 --> 01:05:13,371 What you looking at? 1028 01:05:13,395 --> 01:05:15,270 There's love written on the pavement and... 1029 01:05:15,846 --> 01:05:18,292 I took a picture of it and now I can't find it. 1030 01:05:21,812 --> 01:05:23,539 Maybe you're looking in the wrong place. 1031 01:05:23,563 --> 01:05:24,563 I'm not. 1032 01:05:33,557 --> 01:05:34,557 How... 1033 01:05:34,707 --> 01:05:35,707 is... 1034 01:05:35,908 --> 01:05:37,290 is... your... period? 1035 01:05:41,134 --> 01:05:42,817 Don't ask that, don't ask that. That's a... 1036 01:05:42,841 --> 01:05:44,438 You don't ask that. Why would I say that? 1037 01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:46,375 I said it, because Fiona told me to ask you. 1038 01:05:46,399 --> 01:05:48,427 She thought like... uh, you'd be impressed but... 1039 01:05:48,451 --> 01:05:50,950 it felt wrong... instinctively... as I was saying it. 1040 01:05:51,243 --> 01:05:53,322 So... I hate Fiona. 1041 01:05:54,142 --> 01:05:55,808 Fiona is your worst mate. 1042 01:06:06,211 --> 01:06:07,874 Hi, you've reached Fiona's voice mail. 1043 01:06:07,898 --> 01:06:09,682 Leave me your message after the tone. 1044 01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:12,566 - You love him, right? - I'm serious, don't you fuckin' dare! 1045 01:06:12,825 --> 01:06:13,763 - Oh my God. - What's goin' on? 1046 01:06:13,787 --> 01:06:15,916 If these are broken I will fuckin' kill you. 1047 01:06:15,940 --> 01:06:17,873 These are really fuckin' expensive! 1048 01:06:17,897 --> 01:06:20,522 - What happened? - Everythin' I've ever had she's broken. 1049 01:06:20,546 --> 01:06:22,047 I should fuckin' bench you, psycho bitch! 1050 01:06:22,071 --> 01:06:24,553 I'm takin' the cost of that laminator out of your wages. 1051 01:06:24,577 --> 01:06:26,550 It was already fuckin' broken, that laminator, 1052 01:06:26,574 --> 01:06:29,001 because she uses it to laminate everythin' within a 5 mile radius. 1053 01:06:29,025 --> 01:06:30,394 She laminated my degree certificate. 1054 01:06:30,418 --> 01:06:32,686 She didn't frame it. She laminated it. 1055 01:06:32,710 --> 01:06:33,250 Well, laminate this. 1056 01:06:33,274 --> 01:06:36,118 See, missus, this is what happens if you stay around here, you turn into that! 1057 01:06:36,142 --> 01:06:37,951 Do you know what? If you shat yourself, 1058 01:06:37,975 --> 01:06:39,750 - you'd blame it on someone else. - Whatever! 1059 01:06:39,774 --> 01:06:42,493 You just forget everythin' you've done and then blame me for it. 1060 01:06:42,517 --> 01:06:46,093 I'm not likely to forget you laminatin' pictures of Robert Pattinson. 1061 01:06:46,117 --> 01:06:48,549 Oh my God, it wasn't Robert Fuckin' Pattinson. 1062 01:06:48,573 --> 01:06:51,041 Why'd you need it laminated anyway? That is vile. 1063 01:06:51,065 --> 01:06:53,309 What are you gettin' on it? Fluids?! 1064 01:06:53,503 --> 01:06:55,863 I wasn't even fuckin' laminatin' it for me... 1065 01:06:55,887 --> 01:06:57,463 I laminated it for her! 1066 01:06:57,487 --> 01:06:58,954 Why? I don't even like Robert Pattinson. 1067 01:06:58,978 --> 01:07:01,322 Oh my God, it wasn't Robert Fuckin' Pattinson! 1068 01:07:01,346 --> 01:07:02,346 All right! 1069 01:07:03,683 --> 01:07:05,391 Shoulda known that you two were in this together. 1070 01:07:05,415 --> 01:07:06,484 Ruin anythin'! 1071 01:07:06,508 --> 01:07:08,792 Get you, and your diseased vagina out o' my house. 1072 01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:22,847 Are you okay? 1073 01:08:22,871 --> 01:08:23,958 They've killed 'em. 1074 01:08:25,263 --> 01:08:26,263 Yeah. 1075 01:08:26,545 --> 01:08:28,146 Humanely though, they... 1076 01:08:28,170 --> 01:08:30,289 use tablets that turn into gas, they don't 1077 01:08:30,310 --> 01:08:31,350 - ...feel anything. - What? 1078 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:34,650 You know, in those traps. 1079 01:08:35,429 --> 01:08:37,173 The traps are only if it doesn't... 1080 01:08:37,674 --> 01:08:38,675 work. 1081 01:08:38,699 --> 01:08:40,534 So they're just dead, underneath us? 1082 01:08:42,515 --> 01:08:43,750 They were undermining the foundation. 1083 01:08:43,774 --> 01:08:46,622 So I'm gonna be walkin' around on dead moles everyday at work now? 1084 01:08:49,929 --> 01:08:50,929 Are you okay? 1085 01:08:51,376 --> 01:08:52,376 No. 1086 01:08:53,049 --> 01:08:54,478 Everyone's angry with me. 1087 01:08:54,502 --> 01:08:55,678 Why, cuz you don't like the flats? 1088 01:08:55,702 --> 01:08:57,527 No, cuz I'm turnin' 30 in two days, 1089 01:08:57,551 --> 01:09:00,066 and I live in a shed at the bottom of me Mum's garden... 1090 01:09:00,090 --> 01:09:02,067 and I make videos with me thumbs. 1091 01:09:04,231 --> 01:09:05,431 You're weird, aren't you? 1092 01:09:07,097 --> 01:09:08,097 I like it. 1093 01:09:08,351 --> 01:09:10,868 No girl wants to be liked for being weird, Brendan. 1094 01:09:10,991 --> 01:09:12,367 I could objectify you if you want. 1095 01:09:14,468 --> 01:09:15,796 I like... your... 1096 01:09:16,261 --> 01:09:17,261 pale skin... 1097 01:09:18,182 --> 01:09:19,649 and your messy hair... 1098 01:09:20,453 --> 01:09:21,833 and your smooth forehead... 1099 01:09:21,857 --> 01:09:23,091 Are you doin' an inventory? 1100 01:09:23,115 --> 01:09:25,917 Sometimes it helps to apply logic to emotional situations. 1101 01:09:27,026 --> 01:09:29,966 I once did a cost/benefit analysis of a relationship I was in 1102 01:09:29,990 --> 01:09:31,489 to see if it was worth pursuin'. 1103 01:09:32,229 --> 01:09:33,068 Was it? 1104 01:09:33,092 --> 01:09:34,652 She dumped me before I could finish it. 1105 01:09:37,112 --> 01:09:37,915 She? 1106 01:09:37,939 --> 01:09:41,755 For fuck's sake, I'm not gay! I like girls, of course I like girls! 1107 01:09:41,989 --> 01:09:43,533 I like girls like you. 1108 01:09:43,806 --> 01:09:44,906 Weird girls. 1109 01:09:45,104 --> 01:09:47,073 You don't like me, Brendan, you always used to throw pebbles at me 1110 01:09:47,097 --> 01:09:48,679 when we were walking home from school. 1111 01:09:48,703 --> 01:09:50,703 Yeah, of course I did cuz I wanted to fuck you. 1112 01:09:55,016 --> 01:09:56,016 Do it now. 1113 01:09:56,132 --> 01:09:57,202 What? 1114 01:09:57,226 --> 01:09:58,226 Do it now. 1115 01:10:00,060 --> 01:10:01,543 - Here? - Here! 1116 01:10:06,259 --> 01:10:07,259 Ow. 1117 01:10:13,894 --> 01:10:14,894 Ow! 1118 01:10:15,467 --> 01:10:17,753 Ah. No. No. I. 1119 01:10:20,681 --> 01:10:21,681 No. 1120 01:10:21,823 --> 01:10:22,823 Fuck. 1121 01:10:24,236 --> 01:10:25,236 Where ya goin'? 1122 01:10:26,956 --> 01:10:27,956 Are you okay? 1123 01:10:30,449 --> 01:10:34,189 ♪ You can test ♪ 1124 01:10:35,047 --> 01:10:37,585 ♪ Me all you want ♪ 1125 01:10:39,532 --> 01:10:43,981 ♪ I am changing ♪ 1126 01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:52,342 ♪ And you can taunt ♪ 1127 01:10:52,366 --> 01:10:55,987 ♪ Me all you like ♪ 1128 01:10:56,992 --> 01:11:02,079 ♪ But I am sane ♪ 1129 01:11:18,127 --> 01:11:19,127 Clint? 1130 01:11:21,086 --> 01:11:22,419 You come for bed now. 1131 01:11:22,608 --> 01:11:24,608 I've got a nice story for ya. 1132 01:11:49,441 --> 01:11:50,441 What? 1133 01:11:55,848 --> 01:11:56,848 What?! 1134 01:12:00,346 --> 01:12:02,976 YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS HAVE EXPIRED 1135 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,000 Ah, shit! 1136 01:12:06,123 --> 01:12:07,123 Ah, fuck. 1137 01:12:43,870 --> 01:12:44,870 Oh! 1138 01:12:51,739 --> 01:12:57,245 ♪ How are you just a dream ♪ 1139 01:12:58,870 --> 01:13:04,051 ♪ How are you just a dream ♪ 1140 01:13:04,452 --> 01:13:06,679 ♪ Cuz you know I'll be ♪ 1141 01:13:06,703 --> 01:13:09,111 ♪ Down this road ♪ 1142 01:13:09,135 --> 01:13:11,653 ♪ I know you know ♪ 1143 01:13:12,007 --> 01:13:14,730 ♪ But do I see far, ♪ 1144 01:13:14,754 --> 01:13:15,887 ♪ See far, ♪ 1145 01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:17,956 ♪ See far, ♪ 1146 01:13:18,304 --> 01:13:21,031 ♪ You all see far, ♪ 1147 01:13:21,268 --> 01:13:23,930 ♪ You all see far, ♪ 1148 01:13:24,345 --> 01:13:26,034 Ohhh. 1149 01:13:33,780 --> 01:13:35,780 Don't go crackers, Marion. 1150 01:13:36,148 --> 01:13:37,595 Keep a lid on it. 1151 01:13:37,988 --> 01:13:39,655 What on earth is goin' on? 1152 01:13:41,158 --> 01:13:42,158 Anna?! 1153 01:13:43,271 --> 01:13:44,271 Anna! 1154 01:13:44,732 --> 01:13:45,932 Calm down, Marion. 1155 01:13:46,135 --> 01:13:47,311 I am calm. 1156 01:13:48,041 --> 01:13:49,041 Anna. 1157 01:13:49,787 --> 01:13:50,787 What's up? 1158 01:13:51,378 --> 01:13:54,503 What do you mean what's up? Uh, uh, oh nothin', every... everythin's fine. 1159 01:13:54,527 --> 01:13:55,527 Perfectly normal. 1160 01:13:55,724 --> 01:13:57,537 I just fancied sleepin' in a tent. 1161 01:13:57,561 --> 01:13:58,561 Oh, shut up. 1162 01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:00,086 Get out! 1163 01:14:00,372 --> 01:14:01,248 Bloody! 1164 01:14:01,272 --> 01:14:02,848 - Get out this instant! - Let go. 1165 01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:03,826 Let go, Mum! 1166 01:14:03,850 --> 01:14:04,850 No, you let go! 1167 01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:06,097 Marion, please. 1168 01:14:06,121 --> 01:14:07,345 - Get out. - Let go! 1169 01:14:07,369 --> 01:14:08,231 Get out! 1170 01:14:08,255 --> 01:14:09,596 Will you just stop it! 1171 01:14:09,795 --> 01:14:10,624 I've had enough. 1172 01:14:10,648 --> 01:14:12,425 Can I tell you about that boat? 1173 01:14:13,188 --> 01:14:15,220 Mornin'. Somebody's special day tomorrow? 1174 01:14:15,244 --> 01:14:16,377 Thanks very much. 1175 01:14:17,055 --> 01:14:17,485 Oh! 1176 01:14:17,509 --> 01:14:18,509 Get out of the way. 1177 01:14:18,759 --> 01:14:19,759 Mind! 1178 01:14:20,297 --> 01:14:21,297 Mum! 1179 01:14:21,641 --> 01:14:22,641 Marion. 1180 01:14:22,971 --> 01:14:23,972 This somebody's... 1181 01:14:23,996 --> 01:14:24,596 had... 1182 01:14:24,620 --> 01:14:26,527 - Mum! - ...enough of this! 1183 01:14:27,384 --> 01:14:29,229 Get. Out! 1184 01:14:31,585 --> 01:14:32,585 Uh. 1185 01:14:34,692 --> 01:14:35,692 Oh my God. 1186 01:14:35,922 --> 01:14:36,922 Oh fuck. 1187 01:14:37,248 --> 01:14:38,248 Anna! 1188 01:14:38,768 --> 01:14:40,354 - I can feel 'em... - Anna? 1189 01:14:40,378 --> 01:14:41,191 Ah! 1190 01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:42,216 Ah! 1191 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:42,971 Ah! 1192 01:14:42,995 --> 01:14:44,749 - What are you fuckin' doing? - Ah. 1193 01:14:44,773 --> 01:14:46,025 There are spiders on me! 1194 01:14:46,430 --> 01:14:47,430 No there isn't. 1195 01:14:47,893 --> 01:14:49,027 Go inside, Clint. 1196 01:14:49,234 --> 01:14:51,106 But I need to tell her about that boat. 1197 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:52,754 Not now, sweetheart. 1198 01:14:53,024 --> 01:14:54,290 But it's important. 1199 01:14:54,578 --> 01:14:56,297 Fine! Fine. Fine. 1200 01:14:56,410 --> 01:14:58,654 Show me the fuckin' boat. 1201 01:15:03,276 --> 01:15:05,073 You little thief! 1202 01:15:05,457 --> 01:15:08,302 Hey! This stuff... makes you look ridiculous! 1203 01:15:08,326 --> 01:15:09,286 Oh my God. 1204 01:15:09,310 --> 01:15:11,664 What's happened to your hair, darling? 1205 01:15:11,688 --> 01:15:12,688 She did it! 1206 01:15:12,794 --> 01:15:13,591 No, I didn't. 1207 01:15:13,607 --> 01:15:15,131 Yeah you did, it's in your pot! 1208 01:15:15,155 --> 01:15:16,155 What? 1209 01:15:19,973 --> 01:15:22,306 Knew you were sad and angry all the time! 1210 01:15:23,275 --> 01:15:25,003 Yeah, well maybe I just didn't want to tell ya 1211 01:15:25,027 --> 01:15:26,538 that what's happenin' to your Mum... 1212 01:15:26,562 --> 01:15:28,048 will fuck up your life! 1213 01:15:28,072 --> 01:15:30,457 And you'll never be happy again! 1214 01:16:15,711 --> 01:16:16,911 What's up with you? 1215 01:16:19,059 --> 01:16:20,059 Nothin'. 1216 01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:22,266 Okay. 1217 01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:26,206 I wanna be alone. 1218 01:16:28,298 --> 01:16:29,298 You are alone. 1219 01:16:32,741 --> 01:16:34,391 Can somethin' exist elsewhere, 1220 01:16:34,415 --> 01:16:36,421 after it's stopped existin' here? 1221 01:16:37,081 --> 01:16:38,748 Like a parallel universe? 1222 01:16:39,096 --> 01:16:40,096 Like a website. 1223 01:16:41,349 --> 01:16:42,349 I dunno. 1224 01:16:43,336 --> 01:16:45,336 Are there parallel universes? 1225 01:16:46,275 --> 01:16:48,327 They don't know what's out there for sure. 1226 01:16:49,543 --> 01:16:51,173 Know one thing that ain't there... 1227 01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,191 what is it? 1228 01:16:55,134 --> 01:16:56,134 Me. 1229 01:17:02,444 --> 01:17:03,444 Hello. 1230 01:17:04,184 --> 01:17:05,917 I was just callin' on you. 1231 01:17:08,759 --> 01:17:10,093 What're you readin'? 1232 01:17:10,357 --> 01:17:11,357 Ah it's... 1233 01:17:12,344 --> 01:17:14,209 It's just a pact me and Billy made. 1234 01:17:15,337 --> 01:17:17,588 We were formin' an alliance that lasted decades 1235 01:17:17,612 --> 01:17:20,292 and then we were gonna meet up in our seventies and kill each other? 1236 01:17:22,311 --> 01:17:23,391 That's... sweet. 1237 01:17:23,914 --> 01:17:24,914 Yeah. 1238 01:17:25,570 --> 01:17:26,704 I should go home. 1239 01:17:29,666 --> 01:17:30,713 I brought this for you. 1240 01:17:33,464 --> 01:17:35,301 I was gonna get you flowers but I was worried they'd... 1241 01:17:35,302 --> 01:17:36,702 die, and I didn't wanna make you... 1242 01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:37,886 So it... 1243 01:17:37,996 --> 01:17:38,850 It's got it's own pot. 1244 01:17:38,874 --> 01:17:40,336 - Brendan? - Yeah? 1245 01:17:43,932 --> 01:17:46,399 Am I still a twin if my twin's dead? 1246 01:17:52,463 --> 01:17:53,463 Um... 1247 01:17:55,066 --> 01:17:56,066 Technically... 1248 01:17:58,666 --> 01:17:59,866 I don't think so, no. 1249 01:18:31,335 --> 01:18:32,335 Mum? 1250 01:18:34,645 --> 01:18:35,645 Mum? 1251 01:19:09,784 --> 01:19:12,070 You have one new message. 1252 01:19:13,810 --> 01:19:14,593 First 1253 01:19:14,617 --> 01:19:15,617 new message. 1254 01:19:16,028 --> 01:19:18,428 Anna, Clint's been missing all day. 1255 01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:21,862 We need to find him. It's... it's rather important. 1256 01:19:22,653 --> 01:19:24,895 We're all out lookin' for him. 1257 01:19:34,350 --> 01:19:35,350 Clint? 1258 01:19:38,207 --> 01:19:39,207 Clint! 1259 01:19:42,010 --> 01:19:43,010 Clint. 1260 01:19:44,925 --> 01:19:46,792 Clint, can you 'ear me mate? 1261 01:19:56,903 --> 01:19:58,117 Clint. 1262 01:19:58,141 --> 01:19:59,821 Can you hear me? 1263 01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:13,801 Clint! 1264 01:21:21,130 --> 01:21:22,130 Clint? 1265 01:21:25,841 --> 01:21:26,841 Clint! 1266 01:21:40,334 --> 01:21:41,334 Clint! 1267 01:21:42,567 --> 01:21:43,567 Clint! 1268 01:21:48,009 --> 01:21:49,009 Clint. 1269 01:22:02,776 --> 01:22:03,776 Clint! 1270 01:22:10,921 --> 01:22:11,921 Clint! 1271 01:22:26,369 --> 01:22:27,369 Clint! 1272 01:22:36,271 --> 01:22:37,271 Clint! 1273 01:22:50,871 --> 01:22:51,871 Huh. Oh. 1274 01:22:59,873 --> 01:23:00,873 Ahhhh! 1275 01:23:22,173 --> 01:23:23,524 I've really fucked up. 1276 01:23:23,548 --> 01:23:24,548 Cuz you shrunk my jumper? 1277 01:23:29,357 --> 01:23:30,891 I thought he'd be here. 1278 01:23:31,119 --> 01:23:31,802 He'll come. 1279 01:23:31,826 --> 01:23:33,411 What if he don't? And what'll I...? 1280 01:23:35,479 --> 01:23:38,063 What if something's happened, it'd be all my fault. 1281 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,085 Don't be daft! 1282 01:23:39,109 --> 01:23:40,810 Said some really shit things to him. 1283 01:23:41,587 --> 01:23:42,587 And... 1284 01:23:43,037 --> 01:23:45,882 I just want to say that I'm sorry, but I don't know how. 1285 01:23:45,906 --> 01:23:46,906 Yeah, you do. 1286 01:23:47,903 --> 01:23:48,903 No, I don't. 1287 01:23:49,372 --> 01:23:50,372 Yeah, you do. 1288 01:23:54,373 --> 01:23:55,373 No, I don't. 1289 01:24:03,859 --> 01:24:05,393 Who are you talkin' to? 1290 01:24:07,957 --> 01:24:08,957 Uh... 1291 01:24:09,330 --> 01:24:10,330 No one! 1292 01:24:10,452 --> 01:24:11,852 What you lookin' at then? 1293 01:24:14,676 --> 01:24:15,676 Nuthin'. 1294 01:24:17,336 --> 01:24:18,336 Ask him. 1295 01:24:20,133 --> 01:24:21,133 Go on. 1296 01:24:22,316 --> 01:24:23,650 This is your chance. 1297 01:24:25,447 --> 01:24:26,514 I don't want to. 1298 01:24:29,932 --> 01:24:30,932 But you will. 1299 01:24:40,148 --> 01:24:41,148 Huh. 1300 01:24:43,747 --> 01:24:45,680 I need ya to blow up my shed! 1301 01:24:49,221 --> 01:24:50,288 All right, then. 1302 01:24:52,327 --> 01:24:54,228 Can I tell you about the boat now? 1303 01:24:54,963 --> 01:24:55,963 Yeah. 1304 01:25:00,725 --> 01:25:01,992 There's this man... 1305 01:25:02,313 --> 01:25:03,513 who made a boat... 1306 01:25:04,172 --> 01:25:06,054 kept sailin, and sailin' it. 1307 01:25:06,078 --> 01:25:08,271 Every time he sailed it, it got old. 1308 01:25:08,555 --> 01:25:10,021 And it keeps breakin'. 1309 01:25:10,164 --> 01:25:11,779 And he keeps gettin' a new bit, 1310 01:25:11,803 --> 01:25:13,121 every time it breaks. 1311 01:25:13,455 --> 01:25:14,925 Then one day, he realized... 1312 01:25:14,949 --> 01:25:16,682 there was nothin' left of the old boat, 1313 01:25:16,706 --> 01:25:18,202 it was only new bits. 1314 01:25:18,407 --> 01:25:20,340 That he thought in his head... 1315 01:25:20,592 --> 01:25:22,259 if it were the same boat? 1316 01:25:23,093 --> 01:25:24,426 So what's the answer? 1317 01:25:24,603 --> 01:25:25,603 Isn't one. 1318 01:25:26,251 --> 01:25:28,757 It's one of them questions that you have to think about. 1319 01:25:30,913 --> 01:25:32,020 What do you think? 1320 01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:33,044 I don't know. 1321 01:25:37,518 --> 01:25:38,651 Is that your dam? 1322 01:25:41,459 --> 01:25:42,387 Yeah. 1323 01:25:42,411 --> 01:25:43,411 It's rubbish. 1324 01:25:45,868 --> 01:25:46,868 Cheers. 1325 01:25:49,582 --> 01:25:50,582 I got ya this. 1326 01:25:51,825 --> 01:25:53,245 Can I have his bike instead? 1327 01:25:59,050 --> 01:26:00,983 Right. Let's get you across. 1328 01:26:01,502 --> 01:26:03,476 ♪ It is said ♪ 1329 01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:07,418 ♪ That you cannot be found ♪ 1330 01:26:08,171 --> 01:26:10,532 ♪ Under rocks or broken skull ♪ 1331 01:26:10,556 --> 01:26:12,934 ♪ I will lay down ♪ 1332 01:26:13,731 --> 01:26:16,497 ♪ I will lay down ♪ 1333 01:26:16,856 --> 01:26:19,259 ♪ I can be found ♪ 1334 01:26:19,524 --> 01:26:22,378 ♪ Beneath the rose ♪ 1335 01:26:23,476 --> 01:26:25,527 ♪ Beneath the rose ♪ 1336 01:26:27,331 --> 01:26:28,331 ♪ Alone ♪ 1337 01:27:04,574 --> 01:27:06,582 ♪ It is said ♪ 1338 01:27:06,817 --> 01:27:10,117 ♪ That you cannot be found ♪ 1339 01:27:11,296 --> 01:27:13,617 ♪ Under rocks or broken skull ♪ 1340 01:27:13,641 --> 01:27:16,442 ♪ I will lay down ♪ 1341 01:27:16,799 --> 01:27:19,564 ♪ I will lay down ♪ 1342 01:27:19,925 --> 01:27:22,297 ♪ I can be found ♪ 1343 01:27:22,588 --> 01:27:25,839 ♪ Beneath the rose ♪ 1344 01:27:26,536 --> 01:27:29,007 ♪ Beneath the rose ♪ 1345 01:27:45,328 --> 01:27:47,928 I know what I wanna do for my birthday. 1346 01:27:49,201 --> 01:27:50,801 I want Clint to blow up my shed. 1347 01:27:52,582 --> 01:27:53,582 I'm sorry. 1348 01:28:30,104 --> 01:28:31,104 You all right? 1349 01:28:39,848 --> 01:28:42,319 Anna? There's a young man here to see ya. 1350 01:28:46,237 --> 01:28:47,637 I'll leave you to it. 1351 01:28:56,944 --> 01:28:58,010 You can come in. 1352 01:29:01,823 --> 01:29:02,823 Nice shed. 1353 01:29:06,036 --> 01:29:08,636 They look like Stanley Kubrick's boxes. 1354 01:29:09,229 --> 01:29:12,009 He used to keep everything from his films in boxes, 1355 01:29:12,033 --> 01:29:13,218 like meticulously, 1356 01:29:13,242 --> 01:29:14,303 all sorts of shit. 1357 01:29:15,879 --> 01:29:18,869 And people said, it was a sign that he was genius, so... 1358 01:29:21,308 --> 01:29:23,493 Let's just hope it doesn't mean you fuck up your next film 1359 01:29:23,517 --> 01:29:25,122 by denying the audience what they want. 1360 01:29:25,879 --> 01:29:27,079 What do they want? 1361 01:29:27,358 --> 01:29:28,812 To see Nicole Kidman's... 1362 01:29:28,836 --> 01:29:29,836 chumba-wumbas. 1363 01:29:33,337 --> 01:29:35,534 Did you actually just laugh at something I said? 1364 01:29:36,358 --> 01:29:38,370 And there's no one here to witness it. 1365 01:29:39,031 --> 01:29:41,764 That is annoying. 1366 01:29:43,011 --> 01:29:44,678 I brought you a present. 1367 01:29:44,679 --> 01:29:46,041 It's not a deformed carrot is it? 1368 01:29:46,042 --> 01:29:47,771 No, it's not a deformed carrot. 1369 01:30:05,354 --> 01:30:06,354 Thank you. 1370 01:30:29,428 --> 01:30:32,642 ♪ Well I don't know where I'm going ♪ 1371 01:30:34,789 --> 01:30:38,317 ♪ But I sure know where I've been ♪ 1372 01:30:40,142 --> 01:30:41,861 ♪ Hanging on the promises ♪ 1373 01:30:41,885 --> 01:30:44,250 ♪ In songs of yesterday ♪ 1374 01:30:45,826 --> 01:30:48,793 ♪ An' I've made up my mind, ♪ 1375 01:30:51,245 --> 01:30:53,946 ♪ I ain't wasting no more time ♪ 1376 01:30:54,329 --> 01:30:56,524 ♪ But, here I go again ♪ 1377 01:30:57,586 --> 01:30:59,198 Congratulations. 1378 01:30:59,761 --> 01:31:02,489 ♪ Here I go again ♪ 1379 01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:10,615 ♪ Tho' I keep searching for an answer, ♪ 1380 01:31:12,169 --> 01:31:16,059 ♪ I never seem to find what I'm looking for ♪ 1381 01:31:17,467 --> 01:31:19,010 ♪ Oh Lord, I pray ♪ 1382 01:31:19,034 --> 01:31:21,880 ♪ You give me strength to carry on, ♪ 1383 01:31:23,401 --> 01:31:26,631 ♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪ 1384 01:31:27,637 --> 01:31:31,618 ♪ To walk along the lonely street of dreams ♪ 1385 01:31:33,167 --> 01:31:36,704 ♪ An' here I go again on my own ♪ 1386 01:31:38,119 --> 01:31:41,631 ♪ Goin' down the only road I've ever known, ♪ 1387 01:31:43,508 --> 01:31:47,405 ♪ Like a drifter I was born to walk alone ♪ 1388 01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:52,329 ♪ An' I've made up my mind ♪ 1389 01:31:54,867 --> 01:31:57,496 ♪ An' I ain't wasting no more time ♪ 1390 01:32:00,177 --> 01:32:03,149 ♪ I'm just another heart in need of rescue, ♪ 1391 01:32:05,408 --> 01:32:08,393 ♪ Waiting on love's sweet charity ♪ 1392 01:32:10,772 --> 01:32:12,356 ♪ An' I'm gonna hold on ♪ 1393 01:32:12,357 --> 01:32:14,728 ♪ For the rest of my days ♪ 1394 01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:19,260 ♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪ 1395 01:32:20,330 --> 01:32:24,419 ♪ To walk along the lonely street of dreams ♪ 1396 01:32:25,704 --> 01:32:29,852 ♪ An' here I go again on my own ♪ 1397 01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:34,429 ♪ Goin' down the only road I've ever known, ♪ 1398 01:32:36,245 --> 01:32:40,054 ♪ Like a drifter I was born to walk alone ♪ 1399 01:32:42,556 --> 01:32:45,559 ♪ An' I've made up my mind ♪ 1400 01:32:47,775 --> 01:32:50,583 ♪ I ain't wasting no more time ♪ 1401 01:32:50,584 --> 01:32:53,186 ♪ But here I go again ♪ 1402 01:32:56,142 --> 01:32:58,458 ♪ Here I go again ♪ 1403 01:33:01,465 --> 01:33:04,538 ♪ Here I go again ♪ 1404 01:33:06,684 --> 01:33:10,300 ♪ Here I go ♪ 1405 01:33:29,946 --> 01:33:32,945 ♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪ 1406 01:33:34,070 --> 01:33:38,025 ♪ To walk along the lonely street of dreams ♪ 1407 01:33:39,503 --> 01:33:42,971 ♪ An' here I go again on my own ♪ 1408 01:33:44,588 --> 01:33:48,476 ♪ Goin' down the only road I've ever known, ♪ 1409 01:33:49,808 --> 01:33:53,899 ♪ Like a drifter I was born to walk alone ♪ 1410 01:33:56,340 --> 01:33:59,471 ♪ An' I've made up my mind ♪ 1411 01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:04,356 ♪ I ain't wasting no more time ♪ 1412 01:34:05,834 --> 01:34:09,253 ♪ An' here I go again on my own ♪ 1413 01:34:10,962 --> 01:34:14,585 ♪ Goin' down the only road I've ever known, ♪ 1414 01:34:16,188 --> 01:34:19,834 ♪ Like a drifter I was born to walk alone ♪ 1415 01:34:22,690 --> 01:34:25,764 ♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪ 1416 01:34:26,777 --> 01:34:30,775 ♪ To walk along the lonely street of dreams ♪ 1417 01:34:32,407 --> 01:34:35,127 ♪ An' here I go again on my own... ♪ 1418 01:34:49,010 --> 01:34:54,735 ♪ When you're a million light years away ♪ 1419 01:34:54,946 --> 01:34:59,020 ♪ And you think less of me every day ♪ 1420 01:35:01,006 --> 01:35:07,074 ♪ I'll remember the way the sun would ♪ ♪run across your face ♪ 1421 01:35:07,853 --> 01:35:12,977 ♪ And how I wish time would stand still ♪ 1422 01:35:13,001 --> 01:35:16,425 ♪ For another day. ♪ 1423 01:35:28,137 --> 01:35:35,390 ♪ And some lonely day I'll write you and say ♪ 1424 01:35:35,907 --> 01:35:40,553 ♪ It never was hard to love the girl ♪ 1425 01:35:40,577 --> 01:35:47,805 ♪ That stole my heart away ♪ 99675