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Trust Walsh. He has the truth.
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Eric wants to eliminate all you guys.
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And he wants to go after
everybody in StarCrossed.
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This is our way to defeat Eric.
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We grab him when he's charging.
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Ha ha ha ha! I got rid of the bee!
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I just found out I have a sister.
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Oh, crap, I'm pregnant.
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I just want to make sure that you're
all coming to our Game Night.
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Take this, Gerry.
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You will need this for
when the 5s are two.
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Do you understand your
instructions, Gerry?
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There must be no survivors.
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I understand.
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Remember...
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Don't let your emotional
attachment to the group
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get in the way.
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StarCrossed must be eliminated.
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Anything for the mission.
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We're a good team, Gerry.
You're very special to me.
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You're like the son I always wanted.
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Dad.
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You're going to do a great
job building the game, son.
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And when you're finished,
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you'll feel a sense of
accomplishment and purpose.
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Now, when the 5s are
two, what do you do?
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Activate.
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It will be as easy as
rolling the dice and...
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Pushing the button.
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- Hey, babe.
- Hi, sweetie.
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So, I got everything that
we need for Game Night.
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- Chips for nachos?
- Yes.
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- Cheese?
- Yep.
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- Olives?
- Gerry,
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this is not my first time making nachos.
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I'm sorry. I'm just so excited.
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I feel such a sense of accomplishment
and purpose because...
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- We agreed to host our first party as a coup... le...
- I finished my board game.
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I'm also excited about our first party.
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Great. Now get excited about
helping me with the groceries.
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Yeah.
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Did you get the jalapeños?
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Gerry, I swear to God!
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No. Sorry. I can't do it.
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Babe, we talked about this.
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We can't have StarCrossed over
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with all these traps and weapons around.
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Now give me the ax.
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Okay, you're right.
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Okay.
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Now, is this everything?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, be honest.
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Does this outfit say "cool new sister"
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or "woman who's trying
too hard to look chill",
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and it's not working"?
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Alex, relax.
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Your sister's gonna be just
as nervous as you are.
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And that is why I've asked Margaret
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to help us with a little
role-playing exercise today.
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Yeah, I did a bit of... guerilla theater
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back in the '70s.
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That was really groovy stuff.
We broke the fourth wall.
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We went nude over the audience.
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But we're... we're gonna wear
clothes today. Oh, yeah.
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Not to worry about that, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Margaret, you'll be playing the sister.
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- Okay.
- And, Alex,
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you'll be playing yourself.
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- That's great.
- Okay. Great.
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Ooh! I'm really nervous.
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Just stay in the moment and
embrace your feelings, okay?
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- Okay.
- Margaret, enter.
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I'm so happy to finally meet you, Alex,
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and I brought you a gift.
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Wait... I didn't bring her a gift.
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Okay, this is good. Stay in the moment.
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Accept the gift, and then
maybe say something like,
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"The real gift is finally
getting to meet you."
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Ooh. That's good. I like that.
I'll remember that.
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I should bring her a
gift, though, right?
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I can't just show up empty-handed.
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- Well...
- What does that say?
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"Hi. I'm cheap, and I have no manners"?
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That's... That sucks.
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This is good... You're
identifying a fear,
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and now you're addressing that
fear with giving the gift.
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Really great work. Proud of you.
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All right, let's do another scenario.
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Oh. Okay.
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So I-I am getting her a gift, though.
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So remind me to do that.
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Margaret, enter.
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It's so nice to finally meet you, Alex.
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I need money for drugs.
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Stay in the moment. You got this.
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The real drug is finally
getting to meet you.
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Fantastic. Great work. Oh!
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- Really, really great work.
- Ohh!
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- All right. Today's the day.
- Yeah.
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No more oppression under Eric.
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- It's "go" time.
- Okay.
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I sense some nervousness
in the supply closet.
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Yeah, genius. We're
about to do a mutiny.
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We could get executed for this.
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Okay, let's stay positive.
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Um, how about we focus on what we'll do
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after we've taken the ship back?
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That's a good idea.
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I'm gonna go down to Earth,
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find other rogue Reptilians, like me
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who want to expose the alien agenda.
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I think I'll take the ship and
see if there's any Greys left.
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Hey, Kurt, you wanna come with?
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Sure. I want to get as far
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from this car-infested
planet as possible.
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- You know what I'm gonna do?
- No.
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- Not really.
- I do, Don.
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Jonathan, thank you.
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Uh, well, I'm going back to
Earth to do some good...
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Help the humans.
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I already signed up for
Habitat for Humanity.
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They gave me a free t-shirt.
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I'll miss you guys. Whatever.
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All right. Good chat.
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Let's go out there and
have a great mutiny.
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Yeah...
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yes.
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Brown rice or...
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Are there more? I can help if there's...
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So, have you told Doug
you're pregnant yet?
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You know, I can't even be sure
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if it's Doug's or if it's John's.
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So what if it's not Doug's?
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And then he'll think
that he left the church
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and... and ruined his life for nothing.
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And then I would have
ruined the baby's life.
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You know what? I'll suss him out.
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I'll just ask a few subtle questions
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that'll reveal his true feelings
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about parenting a kid that's
not biologically his.
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- Oh, M-Margaret.
- No, no, no, no, it's okay.
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I've done this a million times.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, listen up.
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"The Game,"
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and it's what we're gonna play tonight.
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Wow.
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Gerry, this is very detailed.
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Yeah. Cool spaceship. You
built this yourself?
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- Yeah.
- Impressive.
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Yeah, it's very impressive.
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You don't know how impressive.
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Okay, the rules are simple.
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Let's pretend Richard rolls a 3.
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1, 2, 3.
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- You got abducted.
- Oh.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Don't laugh.
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By a white! Ooh-ooh!
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Ooh! Whoa! Ooh!
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At least it's not a Reptilian.
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No kidding.
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Okay, but seriously, uh, now what?
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You're on the ship,
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and you have to roll
two 5s to get off it.
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- Okay.
- Okay,
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so the object of the game
is to move your cube
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around Beacon without getting abducted?
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Yes.
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And whoever gets
abducted the least wins?
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No. There are no winners.
Everyone's a winner.
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- What's the point?
- That makes no sense.
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Come on, guys. It's not
about winning and losing.
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It's about the experience.
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- We can't win.
- That is really therapeutic, Gerry.
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- No stakes.
- I love it.
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Thank you, Gina. You can go first.
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Oh, great. Yay.
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A 5... and a 1.
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Oh, not that it matters.
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Okay, you can do this.
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You can do this. You were
born to be a sister.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my gosh.
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We're...
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twins?
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I can't believe it.
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I know. I honestly never
thought this day would come.
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Come in.
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My whole life, Mom's been
saying I have a twin,
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and now I know she's not a big ol' liar.
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It's so exciting.
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I cut my own hair.
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Oh. I...
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Is that a gift for me?
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Uh, yeah.
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It's... a candle. It's peach.
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So I just light it and look at it?
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Yeah, it's a... candle.
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I got you a present, too.
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I hope you like it.
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Um...
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What is it?
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It's our baby book.
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Mom was abducted by aliens,
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and you were born on a spaceship.
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Um...
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what?
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Three, two, one...
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What's going on?
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I don't know. I was gonna ask you.
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Aah!
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Okay. Sorry.
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There we go. Shh. Shh.
Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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Wow. Don's got skills.
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Yeah!
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He looks so harmless and innocent.
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Oh, don't be fooled.
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Turn your back, and he'll
jab one of those corners
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right into your eye.
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Uh, he's waking up.
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Let's get him in the box.
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What's going on?
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It's a mutiny, bitch!
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Your time of being a jerk to me is over.
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You betrayed the mission, Walsh!
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So, the... mutiny is over?
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I think it is, yeah.
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I'm sorry. Is this some sort of prank?
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No.
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One night, when Mom was
super-pregnant with us,
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she saw this crazy bright light.
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The next thing she knew,
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she was going into labor on a spaceship.
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That's where you were born.
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Hang on.
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W-We were born on a spaceship?
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No.
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Just you.
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I was born a few minutes later
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in a tourist booth
outside Niagara Falls.
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That's where the aliens dropped Mom off.
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Because they took you, Mom was paranoid
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that they were gonna come back for me.
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She never let me out of her sight.
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That's insane.
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I mean, I didn't hate it.
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I had a lot of great
imaginary friends...
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Jared and Doreen.
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No, I mean the alien stuff.
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Oh, yeah, that was insane.
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But now that we've found you,
Mom's gonna be so stoked.
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Mom's been looking for me?
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Since the day we were born.
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Can we call her?
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No, Mom doesn't like telephones.
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She really lives off the grid.
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You know, so that...
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they can't find her.
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I need to use the restroom.
262
00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:08,616
So I'm just gonna be right back.
263
00:10:08,662 --> 00:10:10,195
Go do your thing.
264
00:10:12,225 --> 00:10:14,025
I-I miss you already.
265
00:10:15,096 --> 00:10:16,256
- Wow, that's a big...
- Oooh!
266
00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,209
You're black?
267
00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,337
Right? You're the black cube?
268
00:10:18,361 --> 00:10:20,041
- Okay, ready?
- It doesn't matter, though.
269
00:10:20,066 --> 00:10:22,181
- It does... It does matter.
- It matters where...
270
00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,067
Hello?
271
00:10:23,136 --> 00:10:24,569
Hey, Gina?
272
00:10:24,659 --> 00:10:25,758
Gina, it's Alex.
273
00:10:25,832 --> 00:10:27,493
Hey! How's it going with your sister?
274
00:10:27,562 --> 00:10:32,408
Well, there was one major
scenario we did not go over...
275
00:10:32,682 --> 00:10:34,072
The one where my sister tells me
276
00:10:34,127 --> 00:10:38,429
our mom was abducted by aliens
and I was born on a spaceship.
277
00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:39,778
- What?
- Yeah.
278
00:10:40,353 --> 00:10:42,057
I think I need your help.
279
00:10:43,223 --> 00:10:44,432
All right.
280
00:10:44,512 --> 00:10:46,152
Tell us what you're
doing to StarCrossed,
281
00:10:46,191 --> 00:10:47,790
or we'll launch your ass into space.
282
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,588
- No.
- Who cares about StarCrossed?
283
00:10:49,613 --> 00:10:50,713
We care!
284
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,631
Fine. It was nice working with ya.
285
00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:55,444
Okay, you called my bluff.
286
00:10:55,544 --> 00:10:57,576
I took control of Gerry's mind.
287
00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:00,359
When he is triggered, he will
kill all of your human pets
288
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,329
that have been distracting
you from the mission.
289
00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:04,462
- When?
- When the 5s are two.
290
00:11:04,569 --> 00:11:05,929
What the hell is he talking about?
291
00:11:06,204 --> 00:11:08,173
You guys, don't let him
out of your sight.
292
00:11:08,491 --> 00:11:09,931
If something happens to StarCrossed,
293
00:11:09,975 --> 00:11:11,012
you can push that button.
294
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,337
Oh, yes! With pleasure.
295
00:11:15,355 --> 00:11:16,888
9.
296
00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:19,165
Hey, everyone. Sorry to interrupt.
297
00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:20,325
Sorry.
298
00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:22,265
Uh, this is my... sister... Jasmine.
299
00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:24,347
Come on. It's okay.
300
00:11:24,738 --> 00:11:26,438
I... uh, you two are, um...
301
00:11:26,463 --> 00:11:27,362
Twins.
302
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,387
- Yeah.
- Yep.
303
00:11:28,569 --> 00:11:30,757
This looks like a really cool party.
304
00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:32,483
You guys have any soda?
305
00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:35,161
Oh, sure... Orange, cola, and grape.
306
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,254
Yes, please.
307
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,479
We already started the game,
so we can't start it over.
308
00:11:38,503 --> 00:11:39,978
Got it. Gina, can I please
309
00:11:40,013 --> 00:11:41,613
just talk to you for a second?
310
00:11:43,373 --> 00:11:44,933
Okay, the night of your birthday party,
311
00:11:44,957 --> 00:11:47,045
I-I did have this weird...
312
00:11:47,188 --> 00:11:48,908
I don't even know what
you would call it...
313
00:11:48,932 --> 00:11:52,671
A vision, a-a memory
that I was on a ship.
314
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,399
Well...
315
00:11:54,595 --> 00:11:56,475
it could explain why you're an orphan.
316
00:11:56,609 --> 00:11:57,963
And there's only one person
317
00:11:57,991 --> 00:12:00,047
who can corroborate that story.
318
00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:01,921
The head of the FBI.
319
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,422
Your mother, I was thinking.
320
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,313
- Oh... my mother, yeah.
- Yeah.
321
00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:07,629
Two times around the board.
322
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:08,688
No abductions.
323
00:12:08,763 --> 00:12:09,763
Suck it, losers.
324
00:12:10,941 --> 00:12:14,309
So, uh, Douglas, I have
a question about ethics
325
00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:16,007
that I'd love your take on.
326
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:17,269
Okay, sure.
327
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:20,085
Say there's this man, and, uh...
328
00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:23,104
he loves his girlfriend so much
that he left his job for her.
329
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:27,041
And one day, she says, "Surprise!"
330
00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:30,122
I have this CD that my
ex-husband gave me.
331
00:12:30,177 --> 00:12:31,910
"I'd like to take it into our home."
332
00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:33,338
So, would you be okay
333
00:12:33,374 --> 00:12:35,363
playing that CD in your CD player
334
00:12:35,395 --> 00:12:37,171
as though it were your own?
335
00:12:37,203 --> 00:12:40,371
Margaret, uh, is the man me?
336
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,352
And is the man's girlfriend Chelsea?
337
00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:45,305
And is the CD a baby?
338
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,630
And is Chelsea pregnant
with John's baby?
339
00:12:47,874 --> 00:12:49,841
- But it could be your baby.
- What?
340
00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:52,318
Look, I've s-said too much.
341
00:12:53,213 --> 00:12:54,760
- Okay, my go.
- Hey.
342
00:12:54,802 --> 00:12:56,135
Hey.
343
00:12:59,619 --> 00:13:00,919
Um...
344
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,569
When the 5s are two, what do you do?
345
00:13:09,716 --> 00:13:10,915
Activate.
346
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,124
Wait, is this part of the... game?
347
00:13:14,734 --> 00:13:15,766
Gerry, no!
348
00:13:15,835 --> 00:13:17,171
Walsh! Oh, my God!
349
00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:21,967
Hey! What's going on?!
350
00:13:21,992 --> 00:13:23,040
Walsh?
351
00:13:23,065 --> 00:13:26,033
Get your skinny Reptilian
hands off my man.
352
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:28,989
Hey, dummy, where's the cube?!
353
00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:30,055
It's in the bo...
354
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,780
Uh, no, he's not.
355
00:13:31,859 --> 00:13:33,225
He was right there.
356
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,354
I swe...
357
00:13:34,555 --> 00:13:36,636
He... Where did he go?
358
00:13:36,697 --> 00:13:39,164
I was just talking to him
about mistakes we made
359
00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:40,455
in life and love.
360
00:13:40,521 --> 00:13:42,868
I'm right over here, traitors.
361
00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:45,616
He shrunk. He shrunk. He shrunk.
362
00:13:45,796 --> 00:13:46,956
Did you know he could shrink?
363
00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:48,479
No one knew, you idiot!
364
00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:50,128
Prepare for punishment.
365
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,198
I didn't want a mutiny!
366
00:13:53,434 --> 00:13:54,830
It... It was Jonathan's idea!
367
00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:56,057
Oh, shut up, Jeff.
368
00:13:56,156 --> 00:13:58,081
He put us up to it! Blame him!
369
00:13:59,618 --> 00:14:01,442
- Yvonne, give me the gun.
- Activate.
370
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,051
You don't want to do something
you're gonna regret.
371
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,315
Yvonne, I thought you said you
got rid of all your guns.
372
00:14:05,339 --> 00:14:07,205
- I lied.
- You don't understand.
373
00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:08,739
Gerry's trying to kill you.
374
00:14:08,969 --> 00:14:11,719
I don't know how, but trust me.
He was about to do it.
375
00:14:11,832 --> 00:14:13,711
Gerry. W-Wait,that Gerry?
376
00:14:13,871 --> 00:14:16,367
- Activate!
- Reptilian lies! Shoot him, Yvonne!
377
00:14:16,392 --> 00:14:18,985
Come on. Give me the gun. No
one's shooting anyone today.
378
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,198
Activate!
379
00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:27,580
Thank you.
380
00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:29,137
Activate.
381
00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:30,929
Except for maybe me.
382
00:14:31,091 --> 00:14:32,290
What... What are you doing?!
383
00:14:32,352 --> 00:14:34,250
You're under arrest, Jonathan Walsh.
384
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:35,732
I just saved your lives.
385
00:14:35,757 --> 00:14:36,874
Shut up!
386
00:14:36,899 --> 00:14:39,141
Put your fingers together,
your hands behind your back.
387
00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:40,221
Activate!
388
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,646
Come here.
389
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,515
Gerry, are you okay?
390
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:46,407
Activate. Activate.
391
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,139
Come on. Come on, Gerry.
392
00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:49,363
Activate.
393
00:14:49,435 --> 00:14:51,115
Gerry, you're scaring me.
394
00:14:59,673 --> 00:15:00,772
Whoa.
395
00:15:01,381 --> 00:15:02,447
What happened?
396
00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:03,902
Did I win?
397
00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:07,036
I'm taking him in.
398
00:15:07,061 --> 00:15:08,331
No! You can't take him in.
399
00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:09,967
We have too many important questions.
400
00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:11,721
Like, what did you do with Ozzie?
401
00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:12,935
What did you do to Nancy?
402
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,360
I didn't do anything to Ozzie.
I tried to save him.
403
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:16,713
And now I'm here to save you.
404
00:15:16,738 --> 00:15:18,498
Yeah, thanks, but we
don't need your saving.
405
00:15:18,565 --> 00:15:20,485
If you save us like Ozzie,
we'd all end up dead.
406
00:15:20,509 --> 00:15:23,198
Aliens abducted my mom and my sister.
407
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,488
We don't know that.
408
00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:26,224
See, this is what I was talking about.
409
00:15:26,248 --> 00:15:27,823
What did you do with my ovaries?
410
00:15:27,848 --> 00:15:29,781
Hey, guys, this isn't a witch hunt.
411
00:15:29,956 --> 00:15:31,580
Don't be crazy... Witches aren't real.
412
00:15:31,658 --> 00:15:32,690
Get the Reptilian!
413
00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:33,800
Everybody, back off.
414
00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:35,265
The only one getting him is the FBI.
415
00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:37,061
Yeah, my sister's a badass.
416
00:15:37,117 --> 00:15:39,083
Mom's gonna freak!
417
00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:58,763
Hello, Don.
418
00:16:00,974 --> 00:16:03,107
I'm sorry I have to do this.
419
00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:07,338
What's that? Is... Is that new?
420
00:16:09,516 --> 00:16:10,979
Ow!
421
00:16:11,091 --> 00:16:12,139
Ow!
422
00:16:12,199 --> 00:16:14,161
Why would you do...
423
00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:34,633
Are you really an alien?
424
00:16:34,687 --> 00:16:36,320
Yup.
425
00:16:36,369 --> 00:16:37,559
He's not an alien.
426
00:16:37,604 --> 00:16:40,271
He's a white-collar criminal
who stole from old ladies
427
00:16:40,296 --> 00:16:42,530
and escaped from a Russian prison.
428
00:16:42,649 --> 00:16:45,198
Is that what the FBI told you?
Because they're lying.
429
00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:47,378
If you take me there,
they're gonna kill me,
430
00:16:47,403 --> 00:16:49,403
kill you, and probably your sister.
431
00:16:49,495 --> 00:16:52,029
Okay, so maybe we don't go to the FBI,
432
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,106
'cause if they're gonna kill me...
433
00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:56,574
Don't worry... The FBI wouldn't do that.
434
00:16:56,663 --> 00:16:59,177
Who are you gonna believe...
Your sister or a criminal?
435
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,819
I believe my sister... Krystal.
436
00:17:01,925 --> 00:17:05,182
By the way, that's the name Mom
gave you when we were born.
437
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:07,298
Go on. Why don't you call them...
Krystal?
438
00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:09,039
Shut up, Walsh!
439
00:17:12,546 --> 00:17:13,678
Agent Saunders?
440
00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:15,363
It's Foster.
441
00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:17,748
Hey, any word on Walsh?
442
00:17:19,446 --> 00:17:21,279
Still in a Russian prison.
443
00:17:22,981 --> 00:17:23,981
Okay.
444
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,943
I'm on my way in.
445
00:17:26,032 --> 00:17:28,238
Just... tying up some loose ends.
446
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,867
I'll see you soon.
447
00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:31,864
Shit.
448
00:17:32,058 --> 00:17:33,938
Makes you wonder what
else they're lying about.
449
00:17:33,962 --> 00:17:37,568
Walsh, can you just shut up
for, like, five seconds?
450
00:17:37,737 --> 00:17:40,238
I just found out my whole life is a lie.
451
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,799
I'm sorry, Alex, but you need to know
452
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,309
there are people in the FBI
who aren't even people.
453
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:45,489
He means aliens.
454
00:17:45,538 --> 00:17:47,671
I know you don't believe
in this alien stuff,
455
00:17:47,747 --> 00:17:49,718
but maybe it's time we
end that right now.
456
00:17:49,816 --> 00:17:51,115
What are you talking about?
457
00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:54,892
- Oh, my God! How did you do that?!
- Oh, my freaking God!
458
00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:56,756
What... What... What's
happening to his eyes?!
459
00:17:57,401 --> 00:17:59,071
Guys. Guys, settle down.
460
00:17:59,096 --> 00:18:00,383
You can trust me.
461
00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:07,023
Those were Ozzie's last words.
462
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,686
He told me I could trust you.
463
00:18:09,769 --> 00:18:11,069
He did?
464
00:18:12,378 --> 00:18:14,011
Well, do you?
465
00:18:23,263 --> 00:18:24,629
Hello, Don.
466
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,566
He could be anywhere.
467
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,636
Uh, hey, Kurt.
468
00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:39,807
I have something I've
been meaning to tell you.
469
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,313
Uh-huh.
470
00:18:41,448 --> 00:18:43,715
Uh... how do I put this?
471
00:18:46,139 --> 00:18:47,964
Every time you walk into a room,
472
00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:50,054
my heart starts to beat fast and...
473
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,754
What... What are you trying to tell me?
474
00:18:51,872 --> 00:18:53,676
I love you! Damn it.
475
00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:56,180
I wasn't giving you CPR.
476
00:18:56,943 --> 00:19:00,632
I kissed you on the lips because...
477
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,620
I love you.
478
00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:05,966
What?
479
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,731
Feels good to trim the fat.
480
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:15,801
Everybody take a weapon.
481
00:19:15,882 --> 00:19:17,811
All right, everybody needs to calm down.
482
00:19:17,904 --> 00:19:19,051
And take a weapon.
483
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,637
I'll never doubt you again, babe.
484
00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:23,605
Um, so...
485
00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:25,650
is it mine?
486
00:19:25,912 --> 00:19:27,111
I don't know.
487
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:29,173
- Okay.
- It could be.
488
00:19:32,311 --> 00:19:33,878
Uh, it could also be...
489
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,887
No. Oh, no. No, no, no.
490
00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:47,565
Aah! No!
491
00:19:47,694 --> 00:19:48,993
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
492
00:20:02,554 --> 00:20:04,955
Gina? Richard?
493
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:07,310
Where are they?
494
00:20:07,343 --> 00:20:08,786
I think I might know.
495
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,475
He means aliens.
496
00:20:17,274 --> 00:20:18,707
Kurt?
497
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:21,303
Don?
498
00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:28,937
Okay, stay cool.
499
00:20:35,405 --> 00:20:37,330
Ooh, shoot.
500
00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:38,513
Uh... nice doggie.
501
00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:41,683
No, no, no. Nice, nice... nice doggie.
502
00:20:49,313 --> 00:20:52,514
No! Bad dog! Bad dog!
503
00:21:07,485 --> 00:21:09,385
Oh, not today, car!
504
00:21:21,986 --> 00:21:25,521
Everybody, everybody, try... Try
to stay as calm as possible.
505
00:21:29,313 --> 00:21:30,446
Three, two, one!
506
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:32,142
Damn it!
507
00:21:32,216 --> 00:21:34,510
Holy Mary, Mother of God...
508
00:21:38,763 --> 00:21:41,563
Is that... Don?
509
00:21:41,684 --> 00:21:46,454
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00:21:46,664 --> 00:21:48,897
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511
00:21:52,442 --> 00:21:54,500
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