1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,540 This programme contains strong language from the start, 2 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:10,600 discriminatory language and some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting 3 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,670 Come on, lads, hurry it up. 4 00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:33,575 Don't want to get raided. 5 00:00:33,595 --> 00:00:35,480 I have to check the tracking. 6 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,040 The tracking! 7 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,400 If you don't want it, go watch fucking Ghostbusters, yeah? 8 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:45,840 Relax, Christy, will you? 9 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:47,520 Give us a minute. 10 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,420 Is it real? Yeah. 11 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,300 It's genuine. First generation. 12 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,610 Look, this is the last of the money, all right? 13 00:00:56,630 --> 00:00:58,900 Don't throw it away. Just stick to the plan. 14 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,120 Follow my lead and don't show any weakness, yeah? Yeah. 15 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:04,040 Not a penny over 25... 16 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:05,560 Let's go. 17 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,170 The best we can do is 20, all right? That's all we have. 18 00:01:14,190 --> 00:01:17,420 You're fucking joking? I'm taking all the risks here. 19 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,840 The distributor of that film, he's in prison. You know that, lads? 20 00:01:20,860 --> 00:01:22,720 OK, then. 30, all right? But no more. 21 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,600 It's number 71, it's worth it. 22 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,900 71. 23 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:33,200 You've nearly got the full video nasty collection. 24 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:35,720 And you need this one. 25 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,479 40, or I walk. 26 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,680 MUSIC: Sanctify Yourself by Simple Minds 27 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,720 Lads, do yourselves a favour. 28 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,380 Leg it. 29 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,500 ♪ Is this the age of the thunder and rage? 30 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,360 ♪ Can you feel the ground move round your feet? 31 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:05,440 ♪ If you take one step closer 32 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:07,700 ♪ It'll lead to another 33 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,800 ♪ The crossroad above is where we meet 34 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:12,920 ♪ I shout out for shelter 35 00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:14,960 ♪ I need you for something 36 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:16,900 ♪ The whole world's out 37 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,840 ♪ They're all on the street 38 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:22,540 ♪ Control yourself 39 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,850 ♪ Love is all you need 40 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:28,245 ♪ Control yourself 41 00:02:28,265 --> 00:02:30,620 ♪ In your eyes... ♪ 42 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:34,079 "You have been warned," is the message to video retailers. 43 00:02:34,099 --> 00:02:37,000 If you stock any of the titles on a list circulated 44 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:40,820 by Scotland Yard, you could end up in court. 45 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,320 Public concern is growing as more evidence of the video's corruption 46 00:02:44,340 --> 00:02:46,580 of children comes to light. 47 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,000 The video nasty has replaced the conjuror 48 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,420 and the party games at parties. 49 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:55,120 I haven't seen it. I have far too much respect for my mind. 50 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:59,380 We actually saw people eating live monkeys' brains. 51 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,840 The DPP has compiled a list of 72 films that are to be banned. 52 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,330 10,000 tapes have been seized. 53 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:09,340 Police seized 22,000 cassettes. 54 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:13,060 One of 4,000 video nasties seized in the biggest raid yet. 55 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,880 I can't understand people who get entertainment value from death, 56 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:18,940 gore, torture and horror. 57 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,260 ♪ Love is all you need... ♪ 58 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,390 These films not only affect young people, 59 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:25,520 but I believe they affect adults as well. 60 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:27,380 ♪ Open up your heart 61 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,240 ♪ Sanctify yourself 62 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:31,220 ♪ Sanctify 63 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,040 ♪ Be a part of me 64 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:34,820 ♪ Sanctify 65 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,360 ♪ Sanctify... ♪ 66 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,840 Enjoy your Catholic couples course. 67 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:41,680 It's a religious retreat. 68 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,440 We'll be checking everything when we get back. 69 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:48,059 Homework, chores, everything. 70 00:03:48,079 --> 00:03:51,320 One step out of line, you'll be grounded till after your exams. 71 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:52,740 Yeah, you'd love that. 72 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,200 Me stuck here so you don't have to speak to each other. 73 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,700 There he is now. 74 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,140 And Billy. How you doing? 75 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,900 Keep an eye on her, will you, OK? 76 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,280 Make sure she goes in tomorrow. You're the responsible one. 77 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:09,840 I'm the older one! 78 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,760 Lads, you off to watch a movie? 79 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:16,480 Yeah, erm, Karate Kid. 80 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,059 Right? Yeah. 81 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:20,480 Wax on, wax off. See yous on Sunday. 82 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,000 See you Sunday. 83 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,400 Has your dad even seen Karate Kid? 84 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:28,840 Has he fuck. 85 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,989 Look, you behave yourself, all right? 86 00:04:42,009 --> 00:04:44,159 Rent a movie and get a few cans of Coke. 87 00:04:44,179 --> 00:04:46,100 I want a chipper too. 88 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,000 What? And I need materials for my art project. 89 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,640 OK, but that's it. OK, bye now. 90 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,340 All right, Number 71. 91 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,800 Usual rules - no screaming, 92 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:08,360 no looking away. 93 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,320 And no shitting yourself. That was one time. 94 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,900 Is there tits in this, or what? 95 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,360 Nah, the sex is all implied in the sound design. 96 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,940 I'm just fucking with you. 97 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,760 I thought you were going all Kubrick on me. Fuck Kubrick. 98 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:37,620 The Shining was tame. 99 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,780 Me and you, we'll top that. 100 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,100 Wait till we get to London next year. 101 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:46,120 Get some work on sets, work our way up, make some proper, gory shit. 102 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:49,320 Yeah. Yeah, let's just finish the collection first... 103 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,920 ...before anyone cops where the Debs money went. 104 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,480 Look, stop freaking out about the money, all right? 105 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,200 It's just a stupid graduation dance. 106 00:06:04,220 --> 00:06:05,620 You're the treasurer. 107 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,400 You're entitled to invest that money. 108 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:09,100 Invest? 109 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,280 I'm not sure people at school will see it that way. 110 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:13,440 It's their money we spent on these videos. 111 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,020 They won't have to see it. 112 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,580 I haven't even booked a venue. 113 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,680 Yeah, we'll pay it all back when we sell the full collection. 114 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:22,160 Right? All we have to do is find the final tape. 115 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,920 We already have a lead. 116 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:25,660 What, your pen pal? 117 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,100 She's not a pen pal. She's a source. 118 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,920 Yeah, well, she's in the middle of nowhere 119 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:31,380 in the middle of middle England. 120 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,110 She can't do a postal exchange on this one, 121 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:34,840 even if she does get her hands on the tape. 122 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:36,880 Well, then, we'll find it here. 123 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:38,660 All right? 124 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,560 Don't lose your nerve now. 125 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,340 Get out! The girls are on their way. 126 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,560 No! This is our time. You have the whole house. 127 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:01,260 There's no video player. 128 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,490 What are you even watching anyway? 129 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,700 Girl Gets Killed In The Woods 4? 130 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,960 Spoiler - she gets killed... in the woods... again! 131 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:11,200 It's Nightmares In A Damaged Brain. 132 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:13,420 It's extremely rare and valuable. 133 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,330 And weird! Take your messed-up video and get out! 134 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:19,220 You're not using my VCR to watch Flashdance again. 135 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,160 Do you want me to tell Mum and Dad about your video collection? 136 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,880 They left their phone number. 137 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,600 Who are they going to believe? 138 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:27,020 I'm the altar boy. 139 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,800 You're the one they think has gone mental. 140 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,220 I'll get their camera as well. 141 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,920 Give them a nice surprise when the roll's developed. 142 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:39,640 All right, all right! Fine! 143 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,280 You can have the room. 144 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,700 Well, I'm taking this. 145 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,180 Come on, don't be an arsehole. 146 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,440 You're on your bike, how are you even going to carry it? 147 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,460 I can carry the plug. 148 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,000 Billy, what are you doing? 149 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,240 Billy, put it back! 150 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:58,080 Put it back! 151 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,520 Prick! 152 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,300 I don't know what he's got over you. 153 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,200 He's going to get you strung up over that cash. 154 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:06,100 Shut up about it, will you? 155 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,920 I knew we shouldn't have told you. 156 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,880 Have you told him about next year yet? 157 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,320 Jesus, Con. You're going to have to tell him eventually, you know? 158 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,749 Da, will you turn it down?! 159 00:08:33,769 --> 00:08:35,480 Shut up. That's Tony Allen. 160 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,240 Don't disrespect. 161 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,539 This is your music. 162 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:41,960 I don't even know what he's saying. 163 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,960 It's Niger. ho! 164 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:45,500 Irish boy! 165 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,640 You pick it up if you listen properly. 166 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:48,940 Can you not put things back? 167 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,510 Then how would you learn to look after the place? 168 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,935 Someone has to prepare you for the real world. 169 00:08:53,955 --> 00:08:56,360 What are you even doing making a sandwich? 170 00:08:56,380 --> 00:08:58,860 I'm cooking. Stop complaining. 171 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,200 You'll be a happy man when you see what I've got. 172 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,350 Did you get some more of those seized tapes? 173 00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:12,235 Some idiots tried to smuggle them in from Italy. 174 00:09:12,255 --> 00:09:15,120 I don't know why you can't trade some nice comedies. 175 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:17,740 They're not as valuable. 176 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,740 At least you are showing some initiative. 177 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,360 Take what you need, bring the rest over to the video shop. 178 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,720 See what TJ will pay me for them. 179 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,060 There's a few good ones in here, 180 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,360 but it's mostly Italian giallo that I already have, 181 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:34,100 and some mainstream shit that TJ won't take. 182 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,840 What about this girl in England, your pen pal? 183 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:38,320 Fangoria Fungirl? 184 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:39,800 Trade them with her. 185 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,420 Figure it out. 186 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,080 Nobody's going to hold your hand. 187 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,280 It's Fangirl, not Fungirl. 188 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,720 And she's not a pen pal. 189 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:50,140 She's a fellow collector. 190 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,290 Ha! Is she collecting boyfriends? 191 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:54,440 Why does she write to you so much? 192 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,920 Hello? 193 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,420 Right, then. 194 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,050 Let's go through... 195 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:16,660 Let's just do it. 196 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:19,770 Why? Because it's hurling today. 197 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:22,880 And faking off PE is fucking cliche. 198 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,340 I want it to be authentic. 199 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,760 But I'm good at faking injuries. Stop fucking with my vision, Con! 200 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:29,280 Eyes on the prize. 201 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,880 Now, we've got the hot plate, 202 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,500 the heating mantle... 203 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,120 Right, then. Fuck it! 204 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,620 OK. 205 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,360 On the count of three, yeah? Yep. 206 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,750 Three... 207 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,475 ...two... 208 00:11:45,495 --> 00:11:47,200 ...one. 209 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:56,140 ♪ It would be good if we could get out tonight 210 00:11:56,160 --> 00:12:00,260 ♪ It would be great if we could make something happen 211 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:04,740 ♪ We can run, we can run, we can run, we can run all night 212 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:09,280 ♪ We could find, we could find, we could find a place to hang around 213 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,360 ♪ No-one's man enough No! 214 00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:13,580 ♪ No-one's bad enough No! 215 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,800 ♪ No-one's crazy any more 216 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,390 ♪ No-one's man enough No! 217 00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,200 ♪ No-one's bad enough. ♪ 218 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,440 Any leads in the classifieds? 219 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,860 I can't see anything. 220 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,120 It's hard to decipher some of these messages. 221 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,510 Got one for you. The Gingerdead Man. 222 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,895 You know, like the gingerbread man. 223 00:12:45,915 --> 00:12:48,260 What's it about? Ginger zombies. 224 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,120 If they bite you, your pubes turn red. 225 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,360 Run, run as fast as you can. 226 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,900 You can't escape... 227 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,800 The gingerdead man. Yeah! 228 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,640 That's a good one. 229 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,500 All right, queers. 230 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,960 What is it this week, wanking injury? 231 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:07,300 Close, I'd say. 232 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,640 You're predictable. Look at yous with your gay little bandages. 233 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:13,880 You people are just scared to get a whack of a hurl. 234 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,460 "You people?" 235 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,260 What ever happened to me being a Paki? 236 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,840 That was fun. Wildly inaccurate, obviously, 237 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,560 but fun. Shut the fuck... 238 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,160 Ooh! 239 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,360 You're really phoning it in today, aren't you? 240 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:31,380 You want to watch your mouth. 241 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,380 See, I've been hearing things. 242 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,510 Throwing around money on videotapes. 243 00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:37,975 That little sister works in the hotel, 244 00:13:37,995 --> 00:13:40,420 says there's no booking for the debs ball. 245 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,880 If I find out you're after taking my money, I'll burst you. 246 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,560 The fuck away from me. 247 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:50,080 Ooh! 248 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,050 ♪ No-one's bad enough No! 249 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,040 ♪ No-one's crazy any more 250 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,270 ♪ No-one's man enough No! 251 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:01,300 ♪ No-one's bad enough No! 252 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,720 ♪ No-one's crazy any more. ♪ 253 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,610 You all right? Me? 254 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,600 Yeah, I'm grand. 255 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,070 You can't let them get to you, man. 256 00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:15,560 I mean, we watch heads explode, 257 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,680 entrails getting torn out. 258 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,800 We deal in illegal contraband. 259 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,120 They think they're hard. We're fucking... 260 00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:25,520 ...rocks. 261 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,120 Yeah, well, they'll still smash us to pieces if you don't get 262 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:31,220 their debs money back. 263 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,840 Yeah, well, we'll push TJ on it. 264 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:34,600 See if he has any leads. 265 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,520 Sure you're all right? 266 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:39,980 Yeah. 267 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,760 I said it right to his face. I was like, "Sir, get fucked." 268 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,780 Like, the only reason you failed me is because my mum 269 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,320 wouldn't have sex with you. In fairness, that's a pretty messed-up 270 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:50,740 way to talk to your dad. Yeah, I know, but, like, 271 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,140 I told him not to take the job at our school. 272 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,200 Dick. Since when did you drop out of honours maths? 273 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,920 When you were out sick. 274 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,360 For weeks. 275 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,870 What? 276 00:15:01,890 --> 00:15:03,360 Nothing. 277 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,360 It's just, you never came to the phone. 278 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,240 Like, what was wrong with you? 279 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,080 Who are you, my ma? 280 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,780 Who cares? 281 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,750 Are we starting this party, or what? 282 00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:16,720 It's midterm. I want to get shitfaced. 283 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,500 Hey, Con! 284 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,280 Can you nick us some holy wine from Father Pervert? 285 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,560 No, he can't. He nearly got caught last time. 286 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,820 Like you care. The shit you drag him into. 287 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,400 I'm right here. You're not invited to my party, by the way. 288 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,560 You can stay at home and shag your video player. 289 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,640 Why don't you go home and cry and hide out in your room again? 290 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,240 Yeah, well, you can forget about dragging him to London 291 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:40,700 with you next year. He's not going. 292 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,280 Zoe. What? It's true. I'm doing you a favour here. 293 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,600 She's... she's... 294 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,600 Zoe! 295 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,360 It's not what you think. I want to go. 296 00:15:58,380 --> 00:15:59,660 I do, I just can't. 297 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,800 What are you talking about, "Can't?" 298 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,460 My folks, they won't let me. 299 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,760 I have to go to college, Billy. Here. 300 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:08,280 Why are you such a pushover? 301 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,280 Go on! Go home. 302 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,780 Hey! 303 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,240 You shitheads want to come to a party? 304 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,960 Now, this scene was actually cut in the US version. 305 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:27,000 It's pretty hardcore stuff. 306 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,040 Man, look at them eyeballs. 307 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,400 Love it. 308 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,640 We actually see the inside of the skull. 309 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,530 Now, you wouldn't see that on RTE One. 310 00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:40,120 They used cow intestines for this scene. 311 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,940 Yeah. This is, like... This... this... 312 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,320 Yeah, so, this tape was actually transferred from the Italian master 313 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,120 Sick bastards... 314 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,880 Yeah, well, apparently, the lead actor was paid in drugs. 315 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,820 So, if you're looking to buy, sale price is negotiable. 316 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,440 For rentals, I charge double for nasties, triple for blueys, 317 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,860 quadruples for blasphemies. 318 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,400 And an extra-special fiver for Life Of Brian. 319 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,220 Nice one. Good man. You're on. 320 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:09,359 Ha-ha! What has my favourite freak got for me today? 321 00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:11,679 Is that supposed to be a compliment? 322 00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:13,980 All right. Bad day at the office? 323 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Don't let the bastards grind you down. 324 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,960 Unless you're going to film it. 325 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,119 Dad got another haul. 326 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:26,000 Let's see what we can do. 327 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,660 No. Yes! 328 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,720 Ooh, expose. Yes, please. 329 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,280 Any luck with, er, Damaged Brain? 330 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,500 Fuck me! 331 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,240 This is a first generation original. 332 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,800 You can smell the wrongness of it. 333 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,960 Too much? 334 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,060 All right, what is wrong with you today? 335 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,160 You're down to the final film, I thought you'd be doing cartwheels. 336 00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,360 It's nothing. Just... money issues. 337 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,960 Con's not coming to London next year. 338 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:07,620 Man. I mean, I'm fine. 339 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,840 It's just, he could have told me, you know? 340 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,220 That was the plan, the dream... 341 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,580 ...to work on a real film set. 342 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,420 Well, you still have the rest of the year. 343 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,720 I mean, finish the collection together for a start. 344 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,680 You're down to the last tip. 345 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,780 William Asher's Nightmare Maker, 346 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,880 aka Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker, 347 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:27,120 aka Night Warning! 348 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,340 Do you have any leads? 349 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,780 Because I can't find anything local. 350 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,100 No. Trail's gone as cold as a witch's tit. 351 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,080 Here, what about hitting up that sexy pen pal of yours? 352 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,380 She's not... 353 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,060 I don't even know what she looks like. 354 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,940 Well, whatever. I thought she had a lead on one. 355 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,360 But, man, you should see what people are paying for the full collection 356 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:45,700 on the black market. 357 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,660 You get that tape, I'll get you three grand within a week. 358 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:53,280 If I was you, I'd be swimming over to England to get that tape. 359 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,280 Right, tell your dad I'll drop that money down to him. 360 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,360 And tell him I'm running low on blasphemy. 361 00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,000 Keep them coming. 362 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,860 Class. 363 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,560 After six increasingly bitter months of strike, 364 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,160 to ask how and where it might end. 365 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:10,580 But what is...? 366 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,960 Waiting. How did we do? 367 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,960 There's plenty left here. 368 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,580 He didn't need many. 369 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,100 You should have convinced him. 370 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,350 Here, another letter from your pen pal. 371 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,600 Don't get carried away with that girl. 372 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,690 She'll take you for an idiot. 373 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,680 Not every girl is like Mum. 374 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,480 I don't understand. We're going to England. 375 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,720 She has the tape. Nightmare Maker. 376 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:48,940 If we don't go tomorrow, it's gone. 377 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,060 This is our chance, Con. We get the tape, 378 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,390 we sell the collection, we pay back the money. 379 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,035 Wait, just slow down for a second, will you? 380 00:19:57,055 --> 00:20:00,237 Look, she'd rather do a tape exchange with us. 381 00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:03,440 We have doubles of three films on her list. 382 00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,600 This is the trip, man! 383 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,680 One last fucking hurrah 384 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,740 before all this shit hits! 385 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,100 OK, well, if I can't go to London... 386 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,090 Con, by the time you get back from this trip, 387 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:18,080 you'll be gagging to come with me next year. 388 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,040 So, are you in? 389 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,960 Yeah. Good, because I already wrote back and told her we're coming. 390 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,980 OK, but we've no cash left, 391 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,240 so how do we pay for the ferry, the bus, everything? 392 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,100 Your sister.! 393 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,320 No, she's the only one who knows how screwed we are. 394 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:40,740 She has to help. 395 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,440 I mean, all we need is a few quid. 396 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,380 Fine, I'll do it. 397 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,490 Wait, you're not going to go ask her now, are you? 398 00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:50,600 Well, would you rather ask her now when she's drunk, 399 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,160 or tomorrow when she's hungover? 400 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,760 Yeah. Yeah. OK, let's. 401 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,040 Hey, wait. 402 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,960 We're all right, aren't we? 403 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:01,300 Yeah. 404 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,160 I'm not going to let your parents ruin this for us, OK? Yeah. 405 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,740 You and me, we need to finish this. 406 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,300 We can get it done in, like, two days. 407 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,530 Easy. Great. OK, I'll call my parents at the hotel 408 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:13,760 and tell them I'm going to Catholic Boy Scouts. Sound. 409 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,320 We're going camping! 410 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:24,160 Oi! Thin Lizzie, you have some fucking neck showing up here. 411 00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:25,860 I live here! 412 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,310 Are you doing a shot?! 413 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,760 Pour me one of them, yeah. 414 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,820 It's the last lemon. 415 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,440 Don't worry. I have a lemon-flavoured dick right here. 416 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,980 Have you seen Zoe? No? 417 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,400 What are you doing here? Everyone's talking about you. 418 00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:48,940 What, me? Where's Zoe? 419 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,150 Where's Zoe? What? Zoe. Where is she? 420 00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:53,360 She's upstairs with those skinheads. 421 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,300 She was talking about you. 422 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,220 Everybody's talking about you. 423 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,880 Oi, you, come back here! I want a fucking word with you! 424 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,740 Hey, hey, what's going on? 425 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,760 Man. Some hammered broad just lost a game of pinfinger. 426 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,010 Zoe! My God, your hand! 427 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,000 Someone call an ambulance! 428 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,380 Here, Con! 429 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,360 I knew you stole my deb's money, you prick! 430 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,120 You OK? Yeah. 431 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,060 Thanks... 432 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,600 ...for looking after me. 433 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,520 And I'm sorry that everyone found out you took their debs money. 434 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,680 I only told Rachel, but she was off her tits. 435 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:18,120 Everyone was. It's all right. 436 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:19,600 Just get some sleep. 437 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:27,360 I, erm, cleaned up the blood in the bathroom. 438 00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,060 Tidied up. 439 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,400 What did she say? I didn't ask her. 440 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:32,740 I mean, I can't. 441 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,680 Look, we'll figure it out. We'll find the tape somewhere else. 442 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,400 What about the money, Con? 443 00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:38,100 Everyone is out for blood. 444 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,920 The police are going to be on this. I don't want to get charged. 445 00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:42,600 Look, I can't just take off, all right? 446 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,280 There's a lot going on. I need to be here. 447 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,500 Stop sucking up to your parents, Con. 448 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,700 This is about us. You know I want to go. 449 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,880 I just can't. I'm just sick of this place, Con. 450 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,880 This isn't even about the money. 451 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,620 This is me and you. 452 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,720 I'm getting packed and I'm getting the first bus to the ferry. 453 00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:00,000 And if you're not at that bus stop in the morning, 454 00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:02,460 I'll know exactly what you think. 455 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,320 I'll find a way to finish this myself. 456 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,780 Roadkill, the trip from hell!! 457 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,280 You got the money? Yeah. You see? I told you! 458 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:52,580 Born producer. Yes! 459 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,480 Just a couple of strings. 460 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,920 What? 461 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,220 No! No way! 462 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,500 Yeah, yeah, yes way! 463 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,510 I'm going to be grounded for life now. 464 00:25:03,530 --> 00:25:05,835 There is no way I'm going home to them. 465 00:25:05,855 --> 00:25:08,160 As soon as I get my cut, I'm moving out. 466 00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:10,140 Excuse me? Her cut? 467 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,380 Yeah! If I'm funding this, 468 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,450 we're going to split the profits three ways. 469 00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:16,520 I get the deposit for a room. Everyone's happy. 470 00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:19,020 No, this is our trip, our collection. 471 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,160 I don't want some fucking fire starter tagging along. 472 00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:23,120 Yeah, you're the one who started this fire, OK? 473 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:24,740 Getting Con in over his head. Yeah? 474 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,440 Well, you're the one who blabbed about the money. 475 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,920 And now I'm making it right. 476 00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:30,820 I'm not going home. 477 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,420 I'm getting on that boat with Con. 478 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,800 You can come with us, or you can go and cry about it. 479 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,900 We're doing this. 480 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,440 We're going to get that tape. 481 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,920 Hello? 482 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,600 I've got a knife!