1 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,959 ♪ When the snowman brings the snow 2 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:12,559 ♪ Well, he just might like to know 3 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:16,560 ♪ He's put a great, big smile on somebody's face 4 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:23,279 ♪ If you jump into your bed 5 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,439 ♪ Quickly cover up your head 6 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,239 ♪ Don't you lock the doors 7 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,240 ♪ You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way 8 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:37,240 ♪ Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day... ♪ 9 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:44,240 ♪ ..When the kids start singing and the band begins to play 10 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,720 ♪ Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day. ♪ 11 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,919 I was just getting into that. 12 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,439 What are you doing? 13 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,039 Roast potatoes. 14 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,479 We're doing Christmas. 15 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,839 Christmas. 16 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,840 Christmas Day, December 25th. You've heard of it? 17 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:11,080 No work today, so the bottle's on the table. 18 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,559 I know we didn't have decorations last year. But, er... 19 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,239 I couldn't find them last year. 20 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,759 They're only supposed to have stored essentials here. 21 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,760 I think it's kind of adorable someone thinks tinsel is essential. 22 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,400 I figured it'd be good for us to have a meal, a drink, talk... 23 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,199 Good for you or me? 24 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,999 Come on. What has it been, five years? 25 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,280 How many sentences have you said to me? Three? 26 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,279 I mean, I'm exaggerating... a little. 27 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,319 But, come on, there is a little bit of 28 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,679 a conversational drought happening here. 29 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:48,879 My ears need water. 30 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,439 I'm not big on conversation. 31 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,159 Practice makes perfect. Maybe I'll bore you. 32 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:57,160 Buddy, look, at this point, being bored by anything other than snow 33 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,279 would be a relief. 34 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,119 So come on. 35 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:06,120 Chitchat. 36 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,199 Conversate... 37 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,559 Something. 38 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,119 Come on, for me. 39 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,279 For Christmas. 40 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:17,280 What do you want to talk about? 41 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,399 Why are you here? 42 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,199 No-one ends up here 43 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,239 without things going to total shit for them back out there. 44 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,959 It's a job, not a jail. 45 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,679 Often one and the same thing. 46 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,959 So... 47 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,159 ...what went wrong for you out there? 48 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,639 Nothing. 49 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,439 Bullshit. 50 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,079 It's not an interrogation! 51 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,719 What about you? 52 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,399 An icebreaker. You're learning. 53 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:53,399 What went to shit for you? 54 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,400 Sure you don't want that drink? Did you talk your way into trouble? 55 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:01,159 In a roundabout way. 56 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,759 I talked to people. Made money from it. 57 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,679 Why? What were you? 58 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,839 Some sort of a Los Angeles drive-time DJ? 59 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:12,840 I was not a DJ. 60 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,279 More like a guru. 61 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,039 Oh, don't say you were a spiritual guru. 62 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:21,040 I was decidedly not a spiritual guru. 63 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,839 'Hello, Harry. I'm patched through now. How are you doing?' 64 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,039 Sorry, I'm not quite dressed yet. 65 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,879 'Don't worry that's why I'm here. 66 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,439 'Just show me what you're planning on wearing 67 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:41,440 'and we'll take things from there.' 68 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,439 How about this? 'Doesn't work. 69 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:48,440 'It's boring blue and you're not boring blue. Not tonight.' 70 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,159 Right. Which one of these is good? 71 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,479 Like I said, white shirt with a black tie 72 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,879 with a slim-cut grey jacket. 73 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,880 Classic, timeless. Smart. 74 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,999 I don't usually do jackets. 75 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,039 You don't usually do anything. 76 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,959 And sort out that hair, because... 77 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,920 OK. 78 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:14,960 Remember those breathing techniques we talked about, OK? 79 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,999 You're going to do fine. 80 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,520 It's going to be fine. 81 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,239 She's cute. 82 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,599 Yes. 83 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,799 Not out loud. 84 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,559 Absolutely. 85 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,560 You need to pick your spots when you want to talk out loud. OK? 86 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:43,280 OK. The function room is in the back. 87 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:47,079 Trust me, if you walk in there like you belong, 88 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,719 no-one's going to say anything. 89 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,279 OK. 90 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,119 So what were you running, some corporate espionage outfit? 91 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,199 Romantic services. 92 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,479 Boy meets girl thanks to... 93 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,479 "in-the-field assistance". 94 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,759 You coached dorks whilst they cruised singles bars. 95 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,759 Singles bars are depressing. We'd do regular bars and clubs. 96 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:10,760 But at Christmas time... we'd gate-crash office parties. 97 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:15,400 See, there's this dynamic to Christmas work parties. 98 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,959 All the attractive women have been surrounded by 99 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,959 regulation office ass-clowns for the whole year, 100 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,959 and now they want to let their hair down. 101 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,039 According to the pop psychologist. 102 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:29,119 So I know how the mind works. 103 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,559 'Now, don't stand around like a lamppost.' 104 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,999 Walk over to the bar. 105 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,000 'Remember. Always move with purpose.' 106 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,279 Yeah, who's next? 107 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,399 Yeah. Can I have a...? 108 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,400 Three pints, a vodka Diet Coke and a shot of tequila. 109 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,279 Yeah. Don't worry about him, all right? 110 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,639 Just grab one of those empty bottles off the bar 111 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,239 while Captain Douchebag orders his piss-water. 112 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,679 We're just going to need it for a prop anyway. 113 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,559 Have a look around. 114 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:03,560 'See anything you like?' 115 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,999 What? The blonde? 116 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,959 The dark-haired girl? 117 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,239 Interesting choice. 118 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,639 Go straight over, but focus on the blonde. 119 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,679 'Now. Come on. 120 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,680 'Confidence. You can do this.' 121 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,400 Hold on, just finding out who they are. 122 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,719 OK, bullshit opener. 123 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:47,720 Try the horse story. At the blonde girl. 124 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,760 Hey, so, did anyone see that guy outside riding the horse? 125 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,919 Did you see him? What? A guy on a horse? 126 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,799 Yeah, like, 20 minutes ago, this guy, shirtless, 127 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,399 riding a horse down the high street. Really? 128 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,359 Yeah, honestly. He, er... 129 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:05,079 The weirdest part was that he had a bow and arrow, right? 130 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,559 What? A real bow and arrow? 131 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,439 I swear to God. He probably did it for a bet 132 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,959 but he looked like something out of Tolkien, you know? 133 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,799 Sorry, who are you? 134 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,719 Stall until I... until I find something. 135 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,520 I'm pretty sure I'm me. 136 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:26,440 Just you're not from the office. Who do you know from here? 137 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,959 Say, "I know you." Friendly. 138 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,960 I know you, for one. 139 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,719 Dawson. 140 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:40,359 Dawson, isn't it? 141 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,879 You met at Kath's barbecue. 142 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,959 Yeah. We met at Kath's barbecue back in... 143 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,960 June... June or so. Yeah. 144 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,719 He had a pork pie hat. 145 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,719 You had a poor guy's hat. 146 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,919 A PORK PIE hat. 147 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,920 A pork pie hat that you wore on your head. 148 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,519 He'll pretend he remembers, even though 149 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,119 he won't actually know if he does. 150 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,279 Right. 151 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,159 Yeah? 152 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,439 Yeah, sorry. 153 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,719 No. No, no worries. No worries. 154 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,159 Crazy night. 155 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,239 You're doing fine. Don't neglect the blonde. 156 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,239 You, I don't know. 157 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,119 Amy. Amy. Hi. 158 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,959 Get her to introduce you to the dark-haired girl. 159 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,919 So, are all of your friends this suspicious? 160 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,079 'Nice.' 161 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,479 I don't think so. 162 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,479 This is Jennifer. 163 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,199 Hi, Jennifer. Hi. 164 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:46,199 Now focus on Amy and we'll do that funny material that we worked on. 165 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,759 Anyway, this guy gets off the horse and he's got a backpack, right? 166 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,439 The tactic, generally, was to deliberately 167 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:56,440 freeze out the one you were actually interested in. 168 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,239 For one thing you wouldn't seem needy but... 169 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:03,240 also they would, most times, sort of lean in naturally. 170 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,239 People want to be noticed. 171 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,719 They don't like to be shut out. It makes them feel invisible. 172 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:13,720 But this girl... 173 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:17,960 This girl seemed content with being ignored. 174 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,479 Maybe she could smell a loser. 175 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,399 No. 176 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,599 No. She was an outsider. 177 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,319 An attractive outsider. 178 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,314 There's nothing more tantalising than that. 179 00:10:47,991 --> 00:10:51,991 Huh. Well, she's off. OK. 180 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,550 Gonna be a challenge. Don't quit. 181 00:10:56,551 --> 00:11:00,110 Let's let our friend Amy here yadder on for a little while and then, uh, 182 00:11:00,111 --> 00:11:02,510 find an excuse to slip away. 183 00:11:02,511 --> 00:11:06,511 They will sit outside on the balcony till, like, four in the morning... 184 00:11:07,351 --> 00:11:10,311 Listen, I've just go to the little boys' room. 185 00:11:10,312 --> 00:11:12,710 So just keep the party going and I'll, you know... 186 00:11:12,711 --> 00:11:16,711 Sure. 187 00:11:25,511 --> 00:11:27,270 Do you actually have to go? 188 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:31,271 'Yeah, but it's not easy with you watching.' 189 00:11:31,831 --> 00:11:35,831 I promise. I won't peek. 190 00:11:39,671 --> 00:11:43,671 So you streamed everything he saw, and he trusted you with that? 191 00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:48,230 Well... it was only me watching. 192 00:11:48,231 --> 00:11:52,231 'Jesus, how much urine? He's pissing like a harpooned cow.' 193 00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:55,710 'It's making me want to go. 194 00:11:55,711 --> 00:11:59,711 'Well, it is!' 195 00:12:00,831 --> 00:12:04,790 OK, there's our girl. All right, Harry. 196 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:08,190 Your best bet is to just go over and start talking to her. 197 00:12:08,191 --> 00:12:09,870 'You just want to establish a rapport. 198 00:12:09,871 --> 00:12:12,710 'OK. Don't be scared of her.' 199 00:12:12,711 --> 00:12:16,630 OK, guys, any observations so far, helping our man out here? 200 00:12:16,631 --> 00:12:19,830 'Here's what's interesting, she's pretty but no-one's hitting on her.' 201 00:12:19,831 --> 00:12:21,390 'Probably means they've given up.' 202 00:12:21,391 --> 00:12:23,390 'She always gives them the brush-off cos...' 203 00:12:23,391 --> 00:12:26,150 'They're regular types, she's an outsider with zero in common.' 204 00:12:26,151 --> 00:12:27,710 OK that's a possible 'in'. 205 00:12:27,711 --> 00:12:31,711 Harry, engage in conversation, but be cynical. Right? Cutting. 206 00:12:32,071 --> 00:12:36,071 'Like Bonnie and Clyde, huh? You two against the world.' 207 00:12:38,911 --> 00:12:42,510 Confidence. Confidence. Just talk to her. 208 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,750 I don't really get parties. You know? 209 00:12:45,751 --> 00:12:49,190 You just kind of turn up and it's... it's enforced fun, all night. 210 00:12:49,191 --> 00:12:53,190 Talk about what TV shows you've fallen behind on. 211 00:12:53,191 --> 00:12:54,790 Pretend to be happy. 212 00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:58,470 Maybe everyone else enjoys it, maybe it's just me? 213 00:12:58,471 --> 00:13:00,790 It's definitely not just you. 214 00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:04,791 Good start, now do some more outsider small talk. 215 00:13:05,391 --> 00:13:09,391 And keep looking at her. I need to gauge her reactions. 216 00:13:10,871 --> 00:13:14,030 So I noticed you sitting alone on the edge 217 00:13:14,031 --> 00:13:18,031 and I thought, "Hey, kindred spirit." 218 00:13:18,751 --> 00:13:21,790 I really hate when people say "kindred spirit", you know. 219 00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:24,590 And people that do that. 220 00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:27,670 Me too. 221 00:13:27,671 --> 00:13:29,990 Yeah, I guess you don't really like parties either. 222 00:13:29,991 --> 00:13:33,190 The noise wrecks it for me. 223 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:37,191 All the talking and talking, it never fucking stops. 224 00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:40,310 OK, she curses, so should you. 225 00:13:40,311 --> 00:13:41,750 Shit, fucking, 226 00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:44,590 I fucking always totally think that it's fucking shit. You know? 227 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,790 I can't think through all the babble. 228 00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:51,791 I only got through it last year because I was on drugs. 229 00:13:51,911 --> 00:13:54,110 I'm sorry, what's that? What's that? 230 00:13:54,111 --> 00:13:56,190 Just, like, pills, but 231 00:13:56,191 --> 00:14:00,191 'they must've been pretty strong because I actually enjoyed myself.' 232 00:14:00,711 --> 00:14:01,870 That's cool. 233 00:14:01,871 --> 00:14:03,190 Don't say cool. 234 00:14:03,191 --> 00:14:04,870 I wish I had some drugs right now. 235 00:14:04,871 --> 00:14:06,470 No, you don't. 236 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,110 I'm just... I'm joking. 237 00:14:08,111 --> 00:14:09,630 I don't take them any more. 238 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,870 Say, "That's good." 239 00:14:10,871 --> 00:14:12,750 Well, that's good, because you don't... 240 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:16,270 You don't need that shit in your system, no. 241 00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:18,070 'I'd say she's a level four rock chick.' 242 00:14:18,071 --> 00:14:21,390 'Semi-reformed. Probably respond well to spiritual conversation.' 243 00:14:21,391 --> 00:14:25,391 'I don't think I can face fucking weeks of that. I might bail, boys.' 244 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,430 OK, look, it's too public here. 245 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:31,431 Ask if you can move someplace quieter, where you can really talk. 246 00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:38,310 People just want to be heard. 247 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,710 That's why 90% of seduction is just listening. 248 00:14:40,711 --> 00:14:42,830 Or at least pulling a face like you're listening. 249 00:14:42,831 --> 00:14:46,831 That works, too. The important thing is to make them feel important. 250 00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:49,230 Like they can make you want to extinguish 251 00:14:49,231 --> 00:14:53,231 the rest of the world and focus on them. 252 00:14:54,911 --> 00:14:57,750 Full attention. 253 00:14:57,751 --> 00:14:59,950 Like you're not giving me now. What's wrong? 254 00:14:59,951 --> 00:15:03,750 That clock. What about it? 255 00:15:03,751 --> 00:15:07,270 I just... I just never noticed it before. 256 00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:10,830 In five years? Jesus. 257 00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:14,510 Anyway, the point is to stay locked in on them 258 00:15:14,511 --> 00:15:18,270 long enough to build a rapport. 259 00:15:18,271 --> 00:15:21,350 So, well, I would guess that either every guy in there has 260 00:15:21,351 --> 00:15:25,310 already tried to hit on you or maybe they find you too intimidating. 261 00:15:25,311 --> 00:15:26,830 Am I intimidating? 262 00:15:26,831 --> 00:15:29,710 No, no, no, no, no. I'm just er... 263 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,750 No, I just imagine that they all kind of want to get in inside your... 264 00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:33,790 Head. 265 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:34,990 Head. 266 00:15:34,991 --> 00:15:37,750 Some of them have tried. 267 00:15:37,751 --> 00:15:41,070 Not directly. They send messages, 268 00:15:41,071 --> 00:15:43,430 or they make it so you know what they're thinking. 269 00:15:43,431 --> 00:15:44,910 Yeah. That can't be fun. 270 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,310 It's just tiring, you know. 271 00:15:47,311 --> 00:15:50,950 It just doesn't end, ever. 272 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,030 I wouldn't know, I never hit on anyone. Really? 273 00:15:53,031 --> 00:15:55,230 OK, er... 274 00:15:55,231 --> 00:15:58,430 ask her how long she's worked there. 275 00:15:58,431 --> 00:16:00,590 'So, how long you worked for...' Magson Frank. 276 00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:02,310 ...Magson Frank. 277 00:16:02,311 --> 00:16:03,710 Three years. 278 00:16:03,711 --> 00:16:05,710 Oh, wow. So three Christmas parties... 279 00:16:05,711 --> 00:16:07,790 This will be my last. 280 00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,750 Oh, really? Are you leaving? 281 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:13,190 I've been planning it forever, but you know what it's like. 282 00:16:13,191 --> 00:16:16,470 You know you have to do it, but when it comes right down to it, 283 00:16:16,471 --> 00:16:18,110 it's hard to work up the courage. 284 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,670 You can empathize with that. 285 00:16:20,671 --> 00:16:23,350 Yeah. It's like when you want to jump into a pool, 286 00:16:23,351 --> 00:16:25,790 and you're worried that the water's going to be cold. 287 00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:28,630 But you know moments after you jump in that it'll be fine. 288 00:16:28,631 --> 00:16:31,190 It's the fear of the shock that holds you back. 289 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,590 Ultimately the only thing you're worried about is 290 00:16:33,591 --> 00:16:37,591 the transition from one state to another, and that can't hurt you 291 00:16:37,911 --> 00:16:40,070 because it's... it's just a state change. 292 00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:43,070 Great stuff, kid. Almost word-for-word. 293 00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:46,990 That's exactly right, it's just a state change. 294 00:16:46,991 --> 00:16:49,550 Right. And it's frustrating cos you've always got these ten 295 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,830 voices in your head saying, 296 00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:53,510 "Don't do it" and another ten in your head saying, "Do it". 297 00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:55,630 Which one do you listen to? 298 00:16:55,631 --> 00:16:56,870 The "do it" s. 299 00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:58,270 Really? 300 00:16:58,271 --> 00:17:00,910 Yeah. If you don't like it, you can just cut and run. 301 00:17:00,911 --> 00:17:04,510 You know, get it over and done with. 302 00:17:04,511 --> 00:17:08,511 You're right. I will. 303 00:17:09,031 --> 00:17:10,390 Well. 304 00:17:10,391 --> 00:17:13,310 To changing states. 305 00:17:13,311 --> 00:17:14,431 To changing states. 306 00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:17,830 Sorry. 307 00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:18,910 'She touched his knee.' 308 00:17:18,911 --> 00:17:20,510 'She touched his fucking knee!' 309 00:17:20,511 --> 00:17:23,030 Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, please. 310 00:17:23,031 --> 00:17:27,031 Harry, you're doing great. Ask her if she would like another drink. 311 00:17:27,231 --> 00:17:31,070 Listen. Let me get you another drink. 312 00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:32,510 Let me think. 313 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:36,511 I just need the loo a sec. 314 00:17:39,311 --> 00:17:42,150 So thanks to you some gawko finally meets a girl. 315 00:17:42,151 --> 00:17:45,190 It's not much of a Christmas story. 316 00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:47,510 I haven't finished yet. 317 00:17:47,511 --> 00:17:51,511 Maybe he comes down her chimney. 318 00:17:59,191 --> 00:18:03,030 I just don't feel comfortable doing this. What? 319 00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:04,790 I mean she... I like her. 320 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:05,950 She likes you. 321 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:09,951 It's cheating. I'd never have even had the nerve to talk to her. 322 00:18:10,151 --> 00:18:12,190 Aren't you glad you did? 323 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,910 Yeah, I... Yes. Yes. But I just... 324 00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:17,710 It's just a bit of a nightmare having you, you know, 325 00:18:17,711 --> 00:18:19,830 all of you in my head, watching us... 326 00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:21,790 Telling me what to do. 327 00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:23,910 I just want to talk to her myself. 328 00:18:23,911 --> 00:18:26,190 And it's... it's a bit of a head-fuck. 329 00:18:26,191 --> 00:18:29,270 I kind of want you all to go away... 330 00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:33,271 Hey. 331 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,390 Come back to mine. Sorry? 332 00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:38,630 I want you to come back to mine. 333 00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:41,470 I thought about asking you, and a little voice said, "Do it". 334 00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:42,950 So I'm doing it. 335 00:18:42,951 --> 00:18:46,070 Um... uh... 336 00:18:46,071 --> 00:18:47,510 Say yes! 337 00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:48,950 I want to do this. 338 00:18:48,951 --> 00:18:52,951 It's my way of saying thanks. 339 00:18:53,951 --> 00:18:56,190 Sorry. 340 00:18:56,191 --> 00:18:57,710 No. 341 00:18:57,711 --> 00:18:58,830 'Hole-in-one!' 342 00:18:58,831 --> 00:19:00,710 'On his first run! His first bloody run!' 343 00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:04,711 Just say yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 344 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,950 I don't usually bring people back here. 345 00:19:14,951 --> 00:19:17,950 Well, I'm honoured. 346 00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:19,150 Come in. 347 00:19:19,151 --> 00:19:20,470 Did you watch? 348 00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:23,470 When they went back to hers and got up to whatever they got up to... 349 00:19:23,471 --> 00:19:27,471 did you carry on watching through his eyes? 350 00:19:29,511 --> 00:19:32,310 What do you think I am? 351 00:19:32,311 --> 00:19:34,070 Clearly, I don't know. 352 00:19:34,071 --> 00:19:37,750 Maybe if you spoke to me more, you'd know. 353 00:19:37,751 --> 00:19:41,550 No. My job was done. 354 00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:43,710 Of course I didn't watch. 355 00:19:43,711 --> 00:19:47,711 'Here? Mm-hm. OK.' 356 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,830 Nice place. I like the mantelpiece... 357 00:19:50,831 --> 00:19:52,430 and that bird. 358 00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:54,270 Kooky decor... 359 00:19:54,271 --> 00:19:58,271 'Indicating sexual adventurousness.' 360 00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:03,630 I'll get the drinks. 361 00:20:03,631 --> 00:20:06,230 Yeah, OK. I'll just sit... The bedroom's that way. 362 00:20:06,231 --> 00:20:09,263 Yeah, OK. I'll meet you in there. 363 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:28,018 OK, Harry. 364 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,098 You're going to the moon. 365 00:20:30,099 --> 00:20:32,538 Just sooner than expected. 366 00:20:32,539 --> 00:20:36,058 I can't... I can't do it. This is first-time nerves. 367 00:20:36,059 --> 00:20:39,018 It's all happening so suddenly. I didn't expect this, this quickly. 368 00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:40,378 You just got to roll with it. 369 00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:42,138 I don't want you all to see, all right? 370 00:20:42,139 --> 00:20:46,139 'Oh, now he's Mr Fucking Ethics.' Wait. You were happy to take a window seat while others did it. 371 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:50,379 That was different! 'I didn't hear any objections when he watched me getting sucked off 372 00:20:50,659 --> 00:20:53,058 'by that German girl. That was a first date.' 373 00:20:53,059 --> 00:20:55,538 'Refund.' Look, she's too real. This is too real. 374 00:20:55,539 --> 00:20:56,738 Nothing is too real. 375 00:20:56,739 --> 00:21:00,739 Yeah, but... 376 00:21:02,539 --> 00:21:04,538 You're standing. 377 00:21:04,539 --> 00:21:08,539 Yeah, I... I just didn't want to be too presumptuous. 378 00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:13,698 I need you on the bed. 379 00:21:13,699 --> 00:21:17,699 'Jesus!' 380 00:21:27,979 --> 00:21:31,979 They can't fucking wait. 381 00:21:33,539 --> 00:21:36,778 'Is she going to take that top off? 382 00:21:36,779 --> 00:21:38,738 'If there's no tits. I want a discount. 383 00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:42,458 'They're going to have sex. You're getting the season finale in episode one. 384 00:21:42,459 --> 00:21:44,698 'Yeah, but if I don't see her tits...' 385 00:21:44,699 --> 00:21:48,699 Will you please be patient? Jesus... have some respect. 386 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:56,178 'Hey. Are you OK in there?' 387 00:21:56,179 --> 00:21:58,218 Wow. What is that? 388 00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:02,219 "Fuck them" is what it is. A big glass of "fuck them". 389 00:22:03,099 --> 00:22:04,738 Fuck who? 390 00:22:04,739 --> 00:22:07,058 Always saying what to do, half saying one thing, 391 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,538 half saying another. 392 00:22:08,539 --> 00:22:11,098 The talk, the constant talk. 393 00:22:11,099 --> 00:22:13,978 'This isn't good. I'm not getting tits, am I?' 394 00:22:13,979 --> 00:22:17,058 'I stopped taking the pills they said I should take, 395 00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:19,858 'because they dulled the sound.' 396 00:22:19,859 --> 00:22:23,859 'Always, they've spoken to me, always there, and I've had it.' 397 00:22:26,699 --> 00:22:29,218 Harry, I think we should think about wrapping this up. 398 00:22:29,219 --> 00:22:33,219 I was planning on drinking this tonight to make them stop, but I was wavering. 399 00:22:34,179 --> 00:22:36,338 Coward, fucking coward, 400 00:22:36,339 --> 00:22:40,339 and then I met you, and it was fate. 401 00:22:42,859 --> 00:22:45,058 You knew what it was like and you said do it. 402 00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:49,059 So now, we're saying "fuck it" together. 403 00:22:49,419 --> 00:22:51,818 What's in the drink? It doesn't matter. Wrap it up. 404 00:22:51,819 --> 00:22:55,578 I know you hear them too. I saw you talking to them. 405 00:22:55,579 --> 00:22:57,738 No. They're real people, these are real people. 406 00:22:57,739 --> 00:22:59,378 There's no such thing as real people. 407 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:02,018 Harry, get out of there now! 408 00:23:02,019 --> 00:23:04,138 It's like a club, it's a club, where we meet girls 409 00:23:04,139 --> 00:23:05,338 and they talk us through... 410 00:23:05,339 --> 00:23:07,618 No-one understands me, either. No. 411 00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:11,218 All night, they've been watching us and there's this one guy, 412 00:23:11,219 --> 00:23:13,378 he's the leader. He's the leader. 413 00:23:13,379 --> 00:23:15,258 We're the same. 414 00:23:15,259 --> 00:23:17,818 They are watching us. All night, they've been watching. 415 00:23:17,819 --> 00:23:19,778 They can see you. They can see me. 416 00:23:19,779 --> 00:23:22,338 No-one understands what that's like. 417 00:23:22,339 --> 00:23:25,058 There are a hundred who see through me, 418 00:23:25,059 --> 00:23:29,059 standing at their government depots, shouting what to think. 419 00:23:32,419 --> 00:23:33,739 Not any more. 420 00:23:42,419 --> 00:23:44,858 You too. I don't want it. 421 00:23:44,859 --> 00:23:48,218 It's a state change. I don't want it. 422 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,018 It's just a transition 423 00:23:50,019 --> 00:23:53,778 and soon, they won't be there and we'll be free. 424 00:23:53,779 --> 00:23:57,538 Please... Please... I don't want it. 425 00:23:57,539 --> 00:23:59,018 You do. 426 00:23:59,019 --> 00:24:01,179 You do. Sh... 427 00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,258 You do. 428 00:24:05,259 --> 00:24:06,938 She murdered him? 429 00:24:06,939 --> 00:24:08,778 A mercy killing, she'd say. 430 00:24:08,779 --> 00:24:10,978 So, when did you find out about this? 431 00:24:10,979 --> 00:24:14,979 I mean, when did you know that this had happened? 432 00:24:16,659 --> 00:24:19,259 I saw it on a newscast, I think. 433 00:24:26,059 --> 00:24:28,698 Wipe and destroy everything. OK? Everything. 434 00:24:28,699 --> 00:24:32,699 Now go. 435 00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:22,578 Matthew? 436 00:25:22,579 --> 00:25:25,978 What's going on? 437 00:25:25,979 --> 00:25:27,659 What are you doing? 438 00:25:36,139 --> 00:25:39,898 So Claire... she was my wife. 439 00:25:39,899 --> 00:25:43,738 She's British, you'd like her. 440 00:25:43,739 --> 00:25:46,498 And I'm your wife, in fact. 441 00:25:46,499 --> 00:25:49,538 'Claire found out I was involved 442 00:25:49,539 --> 00:25:53,378 'and took what you might call a dim view.' 443 00:25:53,379 --> 00:25:55,738 She blocked me. 444 00:25:55,739 --> 00:25:57,058 You ever been blocked? 445 00:25:57,059 --> 00:25:59,258 I've had enough. Matthew, it's done. 446 00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:03,259 Stop it. Stop. Not this time. 447 00:26:04,099 --> 00:26:05,778 'It drives you crazy. 448 00:26:05,779 --> 00:26:08,418 'Once they hit that button, that's it, you're locked out.' 449 00:26:08,419 --> 00:26:11,578 End of conversation. You can't hear or speak to them. 450 00:26:11,579 --> 00:26:13,978 They can't hear or speak to you. 451 00:26:13,979 --> 00:26:17,979 Every time you look at them, there's just this... anonymous shape. 452 00:26:19,899 --> 00:26:23,899 It usually only lasts for about, like, an hour. 453 00:26:24,059 --> 00:26:26,258 But when they leave it going, 454 00:26:26,259 --> 00:26:28,858 oh, shit. 455 00:26:28,859 --> 00:26:32,859 Price of progress, I suppose. 456 00:26:35,579 --> 00:26:38,938 We all got... We all got Zed-Eyes put in, right. 457 00:26:38,939 --> 00:26:42,018 Which is all fine and dandy until something like this happens 458 00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:43,738 and then it's bullshit. 459 00:26:43,739 --> 00:26:47,739 You can't even take them out. 460 00:26:52,459 --> 00:26:56,459 Packet gravy. How British. 461 00:27:03,179 --> 00:27:07,179 Merry Christmas. 462 00:27:16,299 --> 00:27:20,299 Now we're festive. Huh? 463 00:27:20,899 --> 00:27:24,899 To Christmas! 464 00:27:32,059 --> 00:27:36,059 Anyway, she left me, took custody of Mel - that's our daughter. 465 00:27:38,379 --> 00:27:41,418 Hence stranding me in this lovely place. 466 00:27:41,419 --> 00:27:43,699 I didn't want to be surrounded by reminders. 467 00:27:52,019 --> 00:27:53,498 What? 468 00:27:53,499 --> 00:27:55,018 Did you hear that? 469 00:27:55,019 --> 00:27:59,019 Hear what? 470 00:28:05,219 --> 00:28:09,219 Well, anyway, I'm glad we're talking. Silence can be oppressive. 471 00:28:09,499 --> 00:28:13,098 You think weird shit in a vacuum, huh? 472 00:28:13,099 --> 00:28:17,099 I mean, you feel better, right? Communicating? 473 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,178 Talking to me, finally? 474 00:28:20,179 --> 00:28:24,178 A little bit, maybe. Yeah. 475 00:28:24,179 --> 00:28:28,179 You're a locked box. 476 00:28:29,739 --> 00:28:31,658 I mean, that's a good thing. 477 00:28:31,659 --> 00:28:35,498 Most people are too easy to read, especially if you know minds. 478 00:28:35,499 --> 00:28:39,498 Using party tricks to pick up girls isn't knowing minds. 479 00:28:39,499 --> 00:28:42,698 The picking up girls thing was a hobby. 480 00:28:42,699 --> 00:28:46,699 My job was completely different. 481 00:28:47,099 --> 00:28:51,099 You'll never guess what that was. 482 00:28:51,139 --> 00:28:52,898 Marketing person? 483 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,818 No. 484 00:28:54,819 --> 00:28:57,578 Door-to-door salesman? Please. 485 00:28:57,579 --> 00:29:01,258 Proctologist? 486 00:29:01,259 --> 00:29:02,658 You're never going to get it. 487 00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:05,178 I'm not going to try. 488 00:29:05,179 --> 00:29:09,179 All right. Let's make it a game. 489 00:29:11,659 --> 00:29:14,418 I'll describe to you... 490 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:18,419 ...my day at work, and you stop me when you've guessed it. 491 00:29:18,859 --> 00:29:22,338 'The extreme weather has hit sales hard this Christmas. 492 00:29:22,339 --> 00:29:23,938 'Five inches of snow...' 493 00:29:23,939 --> 00:29:27,499 'That's going to wreck my portfolio just when I need it.' 494 00:29:28,979 --> 00:29:32,498 'Don't know what I'm going to do about that. Oh, God, more messages. 495 00:29:32,499 --> 00:29:36,418 'I'll never clear this inbox.' 496 00:29:36,419 --> 00:29:39,338 Sorry. Constant bloody admin. 497 00:29:39,339 --> 00:29:41,138 Just time for a little snack. 498 00:29:41,139 --> 00:29:43,058 I can eat before an operation? 499 00:29:43,059 --> 00:29:44,978 Wonders of modern science. 500 00:29:44,979 --> 00:29:48,738 Oh, thank God. I'm starving. 501 00:29:48,739 --> 00:29:50,658 'That toast looks burnt. 502 00:29:50,659 --> 00:29:52,338 'Should I say something? 503 00:29:52,339 --> 00:29:54,138 'Yeah, I think I'll say something.' 504 00:29:54,139 --> 00:29:55,858 All good? 505 00:29:55,859 --> 00:29:58,858 To be honest, it's not quite how I like it. 506 00:29:58,859 --> 00:30:00,698 It's a bit overdone. 507 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,458 Sorry. 508 00:30:02,459 --> 00:30:04,218 I'll make some more. 509 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:08,219 'She hates me now. 510 00:30:08,899 --> 00:30:12,338 'How long is this going to take?' 511 00:30:12,339 --> 00:30:15,298 Hi, I'm Madge. I'm your anaesthetist today. 512 00:30:15,299 --> 00:30:16,498 Hi. 513 00:30:16,499 --> 00:30:20,458 'God, she's young. Hope she's qualified. 514 00:30:20,459 --> 00:30:23,178 'OK, stop thinking about things that could go wrong. 515 00:30:23,179 --> 00:30:27,179 'They said it's straightforward and painless. I'm just going to relax. 516 00:30:29,139 --> 00:30:32,298 'OK, just relax. Here we go.' 517 00:30:32,299 --> 00:30:34,778 Now, just count backwards from ten. 518 00:30:34,779 --> 00:30:38,779 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 519 00:30:39,419 --> 00:30:42,058 six, five... 520 00:30:42,059 --> 00:30:46,059 ...four, three, two, one. 521 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:50,098 'I can't... I can't see. 522 00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:52,019 'Where my am I?' 523 00:30:54,099 --> 00:30:55,419 'What's that noise?' 524 00:30:57,059 --> 00:30:58,138 'Why can't I see?!' 525 00:30:58,139 --> 00:31:00,738 Preparing to extract cookie. 526 00:31:00,739 --> 00:31:03,098 'What? No! Wait! I'm still awake! 527 00:31:03,099 --> 00:31:04,378 'Oh, my God! 528 00:31:04,379 --> 00:31:07,219 'Oh, my God! What's happening? Excuse me? Oh, my God!' 529 00:31:09,139 --> 00:31:11,218 'That's me! 530 00:31:11,219 --> 00:31:14,778 'That's me! Oh, my God! Where am I? 531 00:31:14,779 --> 00:31:16,538 'I don't know what's happening! 532 00:31:16,539 --> 00:31:20,138 'I don't know what's happening to me! 533 00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:23,338 'Hello? 534 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,178 'Is... is anyone there? 535 00:31:25,179 --> 00:31:26,718 'Hello?' 536 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:42,335 Ow! 537 00:31:42,336 --> 00:31:46,336 Sorry. 538 00:31:47,495 --> 00:31:51,495 You're probably pretty weirded out right now, I'm guessing. 539 00:31:53,016 --> 00:31:57,016 It's OK, you can talk. I can hear you through this. 540 00:31:57,977 --> 00:31:59,976 Hello. Hi. 541 00:31:59,977 --> 00:32:03,977 I'm Matthew, I'm from Smartelligence. 542 00:32:05,497 --> 00:32:09,497 My job is to explain what's happening to you as best I can. 543 00:32:09,617 --> 00:32:13,256 Oh, my God! Am I dead? No, no. You're not dead. 544 00:32:13,257 --> 00:32:16,457 No-one's dead here. 545 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:20,500 How old did you say you we're, 30? 546 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:22,219 29. 547 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:25,699 29, right. So you won't remember Xerox machines? 548 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:29,259 Do you know what a photocopier is? What? 549 00:32:29,260 --> 00:32:31,259 Do you know what a copy is? 550 00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:33,659 As in a copy of something? Of course I know what that is. 551 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:37,099 Well, that's what you are. 552 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,539 A copy of? 553 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,739 A copy of you. 554 00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:44,499 But I am me. OK. 555 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:48,500 Try to blow on my face. 556 00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:54,460 You can't, because you don't have a body. 557 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:57,459 Where are your fingers? 558 00:32:57,460 --> 00:33:01,460 Your arms, your face? Nowhere. 559 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:05,099 Because you're code. 560 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:07,859 You're a simulated brain full of code, 561 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:11,379 stored in this little widget we call a cookie. 562 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,579 Why have you done this to me? 563 00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:16,219 Ah, well... Actually you did this to you. 564 00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:18,419 Real you is paying for this. 565 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:21,379 I don't understand. 566 00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:24,379 You see, what this is, is a service. 567 00:33:24,380 --> 00:33:26,459 We take a blank cookie 568 00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:30,460 and we surgically implant it into a client's brain. 569 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:34,700 It sits there just under the skin for about a week, shadowing. 570 00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:41,579 Soaking up the way this particular mind works. 571 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:45,539 That's why you think you're you. You are you. 572 00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:49,540 But also not. 573 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:53,780 Right. Well, it is a lot to process. Even from inside a processor. 574 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:56,859 Put me back in my body! 575 00:33:56,860 --> 00:34:00,299 Hm. That's where real you lives. 576 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,659 But... 577 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:05,219 What we will do though is we will give you a simulated body. 578 00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:08,419 We find that sometimes that helps. Are you ready? 579 00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:12,420 What? I don't understand! Three, and two, one. 580 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,499 Hey. 581 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:32,500 Better? 582 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,939 This is my body. 583 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:39,940 Let's not get into that again. Look around you. 584 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,580 You've got a control room. 585 00:34:45,740 --> 00:34:47,499 What's this for? 586 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:51,419 That console, that's for you to control the house. 587 00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:53,739 I mean, real you's house. 588 00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:57,539 Look. How do you like your toast? 589 00:34:57,540 --> 00:35:01,540 What? How do you like your toast? 590 00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:06,339 Underdone. Slightly underdone. OK, perfect. 591 00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:09,099 Think about how you like it, 592 00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:13,100 then just press the button. 593 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:15,659 Which one? 594 00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:18,299 It doesn't matter. You already know you're making toast. 595 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:22,300 The buttons are symbolic mostly anyway. 596 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:31,099 See, this is your job now. 597 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,699 You're in charge of everything here. 598 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:36,299 The temperature, the lighting, 599 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,059 what time the alarm clock goes off in the morning. 600 00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:41,699 If there's no food in the refrigerator. 601 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:45,459 You... You're in charge of ordering it. 602 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:49,460 For who? For real you. She's paying. 603 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:53,500 Where is real me? 604 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:58,020 Taking a nap. In the bedroom. Top right. 605 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:09,379 I don't want to be in here. 606 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:10,939 I don't want to be in here. 607 00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:14,820 I don't want to be in here! 608 00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:20,060 Hey! Just how you like it. 609 00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:25,179 OK. Please stop screaming. 610 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:27,059 Are you going to stop screaming? 611 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:31,060 Are you going to stop screaming? No. OK. 612 00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:36,740 I'm sorry. I had to mute you. 613 00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:44,340 Oh, sorry. 614 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:49,820 Look. It'll be much easier if you just comply. 615 00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:52,539 I'm not doing this. 616 00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:55,259 I'm not some sort of push-button toaster monkey. 617 00:36:55,260 --> 00:36:59,260 Would you prefer to do nothing? Well, I'm not doing this! 618 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:03,300 Right. Well, nothing it is then. Let me show you what that is like. 619 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:07,459 Three weeks sound good? That should give you a taste. 620 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:10,099 What do you mean, three weeks? 621 00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:14,100 If you just wait for a... Just... 622 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:40,940 What about now? 623 00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,659 Please. 624 00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:45,419 Don't do that again. 625 00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:49,420 Please. There's nothing to do here. There's nothing. There's just... 626 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:51,499 I mean, there's nothing. 627 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:54,179 I did warn you. I couldn't even sleep. 628 00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:56,059 You don't need sleep. 629 00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:57,539 Ready to go to work? 630 00:37:57,540 --> 00:38:01,540 Oh, no, no. No, I'm not. Definitely not doing that. 631 00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:06,020 OK. Well, have six months. No. Wait, wait! 632 00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:09,259 See, the trick of it lay in breaking them 633 00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:13,260 without letting them snap completely, if you get me. 634 00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:18,379 Too much time in solitary and they'd just wig out. 635 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:21,379 No use to anyone, then you'd just sell them cheap 636 00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,779 to the games industry, they'd become... 637 00:38:23,780 --> 00:38:27,780 cannon fodder for some war thing. 638 00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:41,420 How are we feeling now? 639 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:46,379 Please. 640 00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:49,939 Give me something to do. 641 00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:53,019 Ready to work? 642 00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:56,659 Yes, please. I'll do anything. 643 00:38:56,660 --> 00:39:00,660 Just give me something to do, please. 644 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:04,979 OK. 645 00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:08,980 Great toast, by the way. 646 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,619 Hey. 647 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:16,099 Is it set up? 648 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:20,100 You are all set and ready to go. 649 00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:33,260 You know, as I was coming here, I saw this guy with his shirt off, 650 00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:37,579 riding a horse in the middle of the street. 651 00:39:37,580 --> 00:39:39,819 How weird. 652 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:43,820 I swear to God. 653 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:06,899 Good morning, Greta. 654 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:09,579 Here are today's appointments. 655 00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:13,580 11am - hair with Stelios. 656 00:41:15,420 --> 00:41:19,420 12.30 - Lunch at Barney's Brassiere with Annabel. 657 00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:25,260 3pm - Jackanape Gallery private view, Shoreditch. 658 00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:29,820 6.30 - Christmas drinks with Paolo. 659 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:34,100 7.30 - The Nutcracker, Royal Opera House. 660 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,499 That's slavery. 661 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,259 A little melodramatic, isn't it? 662 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,899 But she thought she was real. 663 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,939 But she wasn't. It's barbaric. 664 00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:49,940 It wasn't really real, so it wasn't really barbaric. 665 00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:02,300 Again, you are not who I expected. 666 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,579 Most people would say, 667 00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:09,580 "She's only made of code, she's not real. Fuck her." 668 00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:12,979 But you're empathetic. 669 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:16,980 You care about people. Don't you? 670 00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:21,899 You're a good man. 671 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:24,019 Am I? 672 00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:27,339 Based on how you've reacted to what I've said, yeah. 673 00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:31,340 I can tell you're kind... 674 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:38,020 I'm not a good man. 675 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:43,500 A good man who's done bad things? 676 00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:51,139 You can tell me about it. 677 00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:53,619 I've done stuff in my life I'm not proud of. 678 00:42:53,620 --> 00:42:57,620 I can't pretend I haven't. 679 00:42:59,980 --> 00:43:03,980 Was it something to do with your family? 680 00:43:06,580 --> 00:43:09,019 Wife? 681 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:13,020 Girlfriend? 682 00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:19,580 It's just us here. 683 00:43:22,180 --> 00:43:26,180 Her dad never liked me. 684 00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:30,620 He never liked me. 685 00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:41,860 It's cold, isn't it? Come on. 686 00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:47,220 Beth. Bethany. Dad, what now? 687 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,659 It gets dark about six. We won't be that long! 688 00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:54,660 Hold on. Let me put my glove on. 689 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:57,459 I think he disapproves. 690 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,499 He's just protective. 691 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:02,379 He thinks I'm not good enough for you. 692 00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:06,380 Well, I mean, he's got a point. 693 00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:15,740 Let me take a photo of you. Stand there. 694 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,259 I feel so awkward posing. 695 00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:20,139 Come on. Be a supermodel. 696 00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:23,099 This awkward enough for you? It's perfect. 697 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:27,100 Right. Ready? That's nice. Hold it there. 698 00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,526 You're such a dick. 699 00:44:51,266 --> 00:44:54,825 ♪ Black is black 700 00:44:54,826 --> 00:44:58,825 ♪ I want my baby back 701 00:44:58,826 --> 00:45:02,505 ♪ It's grey, it's grey 702 00:45:02,506 --> 00:45:06,065 ♪ Since you went away Oh, oh... ♪ 703 00:45:06,066 --> 00:45:10,066 We were good together, you know. We were really good together. 704 00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:20,106 Whoo! 705 00:45:20,353 --> 00:45:23,992 ♪ You can blame me 706 00:45:23,993 --> 00:45:27,592 ♪ Try to shame me 707 00:45:27,593 --> 00:45:31,593 ♪ And still I'll care for you 708 00:45:35,873 --> 00:45:39,872 ♪ You can run around 709 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:43,392 ♪ Even put me down 710 00:45:43,393 --> 00:45:47,393 ♪ And still I'll be there for you. ♪ 711 00:45:49,679 --> 00:45:51,518 Yeah! 712 00:45:51,519 --> 00:45:54,079 What you doing round there? Why are you all around there? 713 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,678 No. No, we're going home. Come on. Don't manhandle me. 714 00:45:56,679 --> 00:45:58,798 I'm not going to get up if you all touch me. 715 00:45:58,799 --> 00:46:01,199 I'm not going to get up. I'm not going to get up. 716 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,998 It's cool. It's cool. 717 00:46:02,999 --> 00:46:06,238 Come on, Joe. Come on. 718 00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,758 Cheers, mate. 719 00:46:07,759 --> 00:46:11,759 Things weren't perfection. These things never are, but... 720 00:46:12,999 --> 00:46:16,999 ...we were really happy. 721 00:46:17,359 --> 00:46:18,678 I'll let Gita tell the story. 722 00:46:18,679 --> 00:46:22,679 She loves boring people with our personal details. 723 00:46:23,079 --> 00:46:25,918 I'd been working there for about a fortnight 724 00:46:25,919 --> 00:46:29,919 when Beth introduced the two of us, and ta-da! 725 00:46:30,559 --> 00:46:32,238 So it's all Beth's doing. 726 00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:33,519 She's the puppet-master. 727 00:46:35,599 --> 00:46:37,958 What was her tip for winning me over again? 728 00:46:37,959 --> 00:46:40,118 Not to let you hear me snore. 729 00:46:40,119 --> 00:46:42,958 We all went on this work trip once, before Gita's time. 730 00:46:42,959 --> 00:46:45,638 I fell asleep on the coach back and snored so loud 731 00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:48,398 they all thought there was something wrong with me. 732 00:46:48,399 --> 00:46:50,358 He snores like a bison. 733 00:46:50,359 --> 00:46:52,158 Wow. 734 00:46:52,159 --> 00:46:53,958 Really, you're telling him that? 735 00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:57,959 Oh, another one bites the dust. 736 00:47:00,319 --> 00:47:03,438 I think she's more into him than he's into her. 737 00:47:03,439 --> 00:47:07,439 Don't you think? 738 00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:11,559 Is that one finished? Mmm-hmm. Yeah? 739 00:47:12,479 --> 00:47:13,798 You all right? 740 00:47:13,799 --> 00:47:15,958 I'm tired. You've been a bit quiet. 741 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:18,278 Just wasn't in the mood, you know? 742 00:47:18,279 --> 00:47:22,279 I see them all the time at work. 743 00:47:23,119 --> 00:47:25,198 I think I'm going to go to bed. Do you mind? 744 00:47:25,199 --> 00:47:29,199 No, that's fine. 745 00:47:39,399 --> 00:47:43,399 Shit. 746 00:48:03,679 --> 00:48:05,558 Beth? 747 00:48:05,559 --> 00:48:06,638 What? 748 00:48:06,639 --> 00:48:10,398 Is this yours? 749 00:48:10,399 --> 00:48:14,399 I just found it in the bin. That means pregnant. 750 00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:18,559 Is it yours? 751 00:48:18,679 --> 00:48:22,679 Yes. 752 00:48:22,959 --> 00:48:24,878 I mean, that... 753 00:48:24,879 --> 00:48:28,879 Christ. 754 00:48:29,799 --> 00:48:32,398 That's amazing, I mean... It's just... 755 00:48:32,399 --> 00:48:35,718 Joe, I can't. 756 00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,678 A baby, a pregnancy... not now. 757 00:48:38,679 --> 00:48:40,878 Not right now, I can't. 758 00:48:40,879 --> 00:48:44,238 Of course you can. My God, you'll be an amazing mum. 759 00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,798 No. I'm 27, I'm not ready. Who's ever ready? 760 00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:50,799 It's not... it's just too quick, OK? It's all too quick. 761 00:48:51,039 --> 00:48:52,998 We'll manage. I'll surprise you. 762 00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:54,398 You're not listening. 763 00:48:54,399 --> 00:48:56,358 I can be pretty responsible when pushed. Joe. 764 00:48:56,359 --> 00:48:58,398 You can put your feet up, I'll do shoulder rubs, 765 00:48:58,399 --> 00:48:59,998 I'll paint the house... Joe, please. 766 00:48:59,999 --> 00:49:01,798 We'll be like a couple in a DIY ad... Joe. 767 00:49:01,799 --> 00:49:05,799 We'll be like a family. I don't want it. 768 00:49:08,959 --> 00:49:12,959 But it's a baby. Joe. 769 00:49:13,279 --> 00:49:14,398 I mean, it's our baby. 770 00:49:14,399 --> 00:49:15,838 I know, and it's not easy for me. 771 00:49:15,839 --> 00:49:18,518 Well, let's at least discuss this. No. I've made up my mind. 772 00:49:18,519 --> 00:49:22,519 Well, I haven't. 773 00:49:22,679 --> 00:49:25,238 God, look at you. 774 00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,198 You're pissed. 775 00:49:27,199 --> 00:49:29,958 You drank all night, Beth. 776 00:49:29,959 --> 00:49:31,878 You drank all night. 777 00:49:31,879 --> 00:49:33,398 Jesus Christ, you're pregnant. 778 00:49:33,399 --> 00:49:36,478 Yeah, well, I don't want to be. 779 00:49:36,479 --> 00:49:38,238 And I'm not going to be. 780 00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,038 You're being a bitch. Stop it. 781 00:49:40,039 --> 00:49:43,558 You're being a cold bitch who would kill a kid. That's not fair. 782 00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:45,998 Who'd get it torn out because it doesn't suit her plans. 783 00:49:45,999 --> 00:49:47,318 Stop or I'll block you. 784 00:49:47,319 --> 00:49:48,558 Don't you dare. 785 00:49:48,559 --> 00:49:50,678 No. We can talk tomorrow, just please stop. 786 00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:51,998 Don't you fucking dare. 787 00:49:51,999 --> 00:49:53,398 Beth! 788 00:49:53,399 --> 00:49:56,038 Turn it off. 789 00:49:56,039 --> 00:49:57,198 Turn it off, you... 790 00:49:57,199 --> 00:49:58,798 Turn it off, Beth! 791 00:49:58,799 --> 00:50:00,358 Listen to me, Beth. 792 00:50:00,359 --> 00:50:02,118 Turn it off. 793 00:50:02,119 --> 00:50:03,798 You turn it off! 794 00:50:03,799 --> 00:50:07,799 Turn it off. 795 00:50:08,799 --> 00:50:10,438 You turn it off, Beth! 796 00:50:10,439 --> 00:50:11,918 Beth? 797 00:50:11,919 --> 00:50:15,918 Turn it... off! Please. 798 00:50:15,919 --> 00:50:19,919 Turn it off. 799 00:50:41,039 --> 00:50:43,918 Beth? 800 00:50:43,919 --> 00:50:45,798 Wait! 801 00:50:45,799 --> 00:50:47,758 I'm sorry, I was pissed. 802 00:50:47,759 --> 00:50:50,278 Can we just talk about this properly, please? 803 00:50:50,279 --> 00:50:53,438 I've said some really awful shit. Beth, I love you. 804 00:50:53,439 --> 00:50:56,118 Listen, we can work this out. 805 00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,758 No, Beth... 806 00:50:57,759 --> 00:51:00,798 Beth, please! 807 00:51:00,799 --> 00:51:04,799 Beth! 808 00:51:09,039 --> 00:51:10,598 That day, I didn't go to work. 809 00:51:10,599 --> 00:51:13,518 I just stayed at home and... 810 00:51:13,519 --> 00:51:16,238 ...tried to work out how to make amends. 811 00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,718 But she just didn't come back. 812 00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:22,719 And thanks to the block, I couldn't... 813 00:51:22,839 --> 00:51:26,718 I couldn't message her. I couldn't call her. 814 00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:28,678 After a week, I was pretty desperate. 815 00:51:28,679 --> 00:51:32,679 So I just hung around outside her work, like a stalker. 816 00:51:35,479 --> 00:51:37,918 Tim! Gita! 817 00:51:37,919 --> 00:51:40,558 Have you seen Beth? 818 00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:42,478 She left. 819 00:51:42,479 --> 00:51:43,758 Left. What, like...? 820 00:51:43,759 --> 00:51:45,398 Handed in her notice. 821 00:51:45,399 --> 00:51:49,399 No-one knows where she is. 822 00:51:53,599 --> 00:51:56,238 Joe? 823 00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,478 Joe! No, leave him. 824 00:51:58,479 --> 00:52:01,558 I was still hopeful that she would get in touch, 825 00:52:01,559 --> 00:52:05,518 or at least remove the block so that I could contact her. 826 00:52:05,519 --> 00:52:08,558 But no. 827 00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:11,558 When there's a block, you can't even wallow properly. 828 00:52:11,559 --> 00:52:14,118 You can't switch it off. 829 00:52:14,119 --> 00:52:16,918 You can't take the Zed-Eyes out. 830 00:52:16,919 --> 00:52:20,919 And it doesn't just block them, it blocks every image of them. 831 00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:25,239 So every memory I had of her was vandalised. 832 00:52:30,839 --> 00:52:34,839 And then one day I'm out in town and... 833 00:52:37,839 --> 00:52:40,158 ...it was her. 834 00:52:40,159 --> 00:52:44,159 She was pregnant. 835 00:52:45,919 --> 00:52:49,919 She'd kept it. 836 00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:51,518 Well, I just sort of lost it. 837 00:52:51,519 --> 00:52:54,959 I just ran over and started pleading with her. Just pleading. 838 00:52:57,519 --> 00:53:00,678 Turn it off. Turn it off. Just turn it off. 839 00:53:00,679 --> 00:53:03,118 Turn it off. Beth, turn it off. 840 00:53:03,119 --> 00:53:05,078 Help. Get off me! 841 00:53:05,079 --> 00:53:09,079 Some passer-by called the police. They took me down the station. 842 00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:13,719 And that was that. 843 00:53:15,399 --> 00:53:18,038 So, by now, the block's got legal backing. 844 00:53:18,039 --> 00:53:20,798 And there's a GPS so that if I go within ten metres of her, 845 00:53:20,799 --> 00:53:24,799 bang - I get arrested. 846 00:53:25,439 --> 00:53:27,398 Harsh. 847 00:53:27,399 --> 00:53:30,238 Yeah, and I've got no idea where she is. 848 00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:33,078 If... Whether she's had the baby or not. 849 00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:35,598 Whether it's a boy or a girl. 850 00:53:35,599 --> 00:53:38,798 If it's OK. 851 00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:42,278 I've got absolutely no way of getting in touch with her. 852 00:53:42,279 --> 00:53:46,238 Except I knew where her dad lived. 853 00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:50,239 So I write her a letter, this begging letter. 854 00:53:51,079 --> 00:53:55,079 Laying it all out, you know, and I get no response. 855 00:53:58,479 --> 00:54:02,479 So I write again... 856 00:54:03,319 --> 00:54:06,958 ...and again... 857 00:54:06,959 --> 00:54:09,838 ...and again. 858 00:54:09,839 --> 00:54:13,839 No response. 859 00:54:14,479 --> 00:54:16,038 She cut you out good. 860 00:54:16,039 --> 00:54:19,438 But there was one thing I could do. 861 00:54:19,439 --> 00:54:22,438 I knew she spent every Christmas with him at his place, 862 00:54:22,439 --> 00:54:26,439 so I knew that she would definitely be there. 863 00:54:26,839 --> 00:54:30,839 So, the day before, Christmas Eve, I headed up. 864 00:54:34,479 --> 00:54:36,958 And where her dad lived was this isolated place 865 00:54:36,959 --> 00:54:38,798 in the back of beyond. 866 00:54:38,799 --> 00:54:42,518 I'd never been up there without her. 867 00:54:42,519 --> 00:54:46,278 It was weird being on the outside. 868 00:54:46,279 --> 00:54:49,439 I waited there all day. Until... 869 00:55:05,159 --> 00:55:08,318 Well, I had to take a closer look. 870 00:55:08,319 --> 00:55:11,478 And there's her dad with our baby, 871 00:55:11,479 --> 00:55:13,758 but I can't even see its face because... 872 00:55:13,759 --> 00:55:17,759 Legal blocks cover offspring too. 873 00:55:18,199 --> 00:55:20,158 Been there. 874 00:55:20,159 --> 00:55:24,159 That hurts. 875 00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:29,719 I couldn't even tell if it was a boy or a girl. 876 00:55:38,479 --> 00:55:42,479 I know this sounds stupid... 877 00:55:44,599 --> 00:55:48,598 ...but seeing something... 878 00:55:48,599 --> 00:55:52,599 ...was better than nothing. 879 00:55:53,039 --> 00:55:57,039 So I kept going back. 880 00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:01,239 It became an annual pilgrimage. 881 00:56:01,479 --> 00:56:05,479 Once a year I'd head up there and watch them from a distance. 882 00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:11,239 Watching the kid grow up, you know? 883 00:56:23,679 --> 00:56:27,118 More than anything I just wanted to make some sort of contact. 884 00:56:27,119 --> 00:56:28,918 Anything. 885 00:56:28,919 --> 00:56:32,678 So, one Christmas, kid must have been about four by now, 886 00:56:32,679 --> 00:56:36,679 I headed up there and I took a little present with me. 887 00:56:37,079 --> 00:56:41,079 Just a small, stupid thing. 888 00:56:44,279 --> 00:56:48,279 For the first time, I could see she was a girl. 889 00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:55,719 I had a daughter. 890 00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:02,239 So, Santa Claus... 891 00:57:02,279 --> 00:57:05,958 ...did you try it again next year? 892 00:57:05,959 --> 00:57:08,209 Something happened before then. 893 00:57:24,386 --> 00:57:26,106 'It had been a few months since. 894 00:57:26,145 --> 00:57:29,064 'I'd been up there to look at my daughter. 895 00:57:29,065 --> 00:57:33,065 'I was just sat at home watching TV, flipping through the channels.' 896 00:57:33,345 --> 00:57:37,344 '..which claimed the lives of 26 people on a quiet Wednesday morning. 897 00:57:37,345 --> 00:57:39,185 'Passengers like Palab Ghatak, 898 00:57:39,186 --> 00:57:41,825 'just 18, on his way to his first job interview, 899 00:57:41,826 --> 00:57:45,825 'and Bethany Grey, a young mother who'd only recently started...' 900 00:57:49,785 --> 00:57:52,545 It had been so long since I'd seen her, it was hard to imagine 901 00:57:52,546 --> 00:57:55,784 anything but that shadow in her place. 902 00:57:55,785 --> 00:57:59,785 But now that the block had died with her... 903 00:58:00,385 --> 00:58:03,824 ...there she was. 904 00:58:03,825 --> 00:58:07,145 She was gone. 905 00:58:11,145 --> 00:58:15,145 Sorry. 906 00:58:18,545 --> 00:58:22,104 But there was one silver lining... 907 00:58:22,105 --> 00:58:23,544 With the block gone. 908 00:58:23,545 --> 00:58:27,545 You'd get to see your daughter. 909 00:58:30,825 --> 00:58:34,825 'It was almost Christmas, so I bought her this snow globe - 910 00:58:35,585 --> 00:58:38,784 'Just a present to give her. 911 00:58:38,785 --> 00:58:42,785 'And I headed up to Beth's dad's.' 912 00:58:56,665 --> 00:59:00,665 'And there she was.' 913 00:59:01,785 --> 00:59:05,704 Not a silhouette. 914 00:59:05,705 --> 00:59:09,705 Real. 915 00:59:29,025 --> 00:59:33,025 Hello, darling. 916 00:59:51,225 --> 00:59:53,304 ♪ The world 917 00:59:53,305 --> 00:59:56,904 ♪ May think I'm foolish 918 00:59:56,905 --> 01:00:00,905 ♪ They can't see you 919 01:00:01,465 --> 01:00:04,264 ♪ Like I can 920 01:00:04,265 --> 01:00:07,944 ♪ Oh, but anyone 921 01:00:07,945 --> 01:00:11,945 ♪ Who knows what love is 922 01:00:13,825 --> 01:00:17,825 ♪ Will understand. ♪ 923 01:00:19,545 --> 01:00:23,545 What is it, May? Would you like a drink? 924 01:00:30,785 --> 01:00:34,785 What are you doing here? 925 01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:46,784 Beth's dead. 926 01:00:46,785 --> 01:00:49,304 Do you understand? 927 01:00:49,305 --> 01:00:51,064 She's dead. 928 01:00:51,065 --> 01:00:55,065 There's nothing for you here. 929 01:00:57,145 --> 01:01:00,544 Where's my daughter? 930 01:01:00,545 --> 01:01:03,224 What daughter? 931 01:01:03,225 --> 01:01:06,664 This is Beth's daughter. 932 01:01:06,665 --> 01:01:10,104 I want to see my daughter. 933 01:01:10,105 --> 01:01:14,105 May, go upstairs. 934 01:01:27,065 --> 01:01:30,584 If this is about those letters... 935 01:01:30,585 --> 01:01:34,104 ...I threw them out before she saw them. 936 01:01:34,105 --> 01:01:35,464 She was a mess, 937 01:01:35,465 --> 01:01:39,465 she'd had to leave everything behind. 938 01:01:40,665 --> 01:01:44,665 I want to see my daughter. 939 01:01:45,185 --> 01:01:49,185 I think you should go. 940 01:01:52,665 --> 01:01:56,665 Get out of this house. 941 01:02:02,465 --> 01:02:04,344 I want to see my daughter. 942 01:02:04,345 --> 01:02:08,345 You have no daughter here! 943 01:02:24,305 --> 01:02:28,305 ♪ ..A great big smile on somebody's face 944 01:02:29,905 --> 01:02:32,424 ♪ If you jump into your bed 945 01:02:32,425 --> 01:02:35,704 ♪ Quickly cover up your head 946 01:02:35,705 --> 01:02:37,744 ♪ Don't you lock the doors 947 01:02:37,745 --> 01:02:41,745 ♪ You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way 948 01:02:42,185 --> 01:02:46,185 ♪ Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day... ♪ 949 01:02:53,585 --> 01:02:56,144 It was that clock. 950 01:02:56,145 --> 01:02:59,424 It was that clock. 951 01:02:59,425 --> 01:03:03,425 Then what happened? 952 01:03:06,105 --> 01:03:07,984 Tell me. 953 01:03:07,985 --> 01:03:11,264 'I just left.' 954 01:03:11,265 --> 01:03:15,144 ♪ When you're skating in the park 955 01:03:15,145 --> 01:03:18,304 ♪ If the snow cloud makes it dark 956 01:03:18,305 --> 01:03:22,305 ♪ Then your rosy cheeks are gonna light my merry way 957 01:03:24,985 --> 01:03:28,985 ♪ Now the frosty paws appear... ♪ 958 01:03:29,145 --> 01:03:31,464 'I got in the car 959 01:03:31,465 --> 01:03:34,664 'and I just drove.' 960 01:03:34,665 --> 01:03:38,665 'Anywhere. I don't know where.' 961 01:03:42,025 --> 01:03:46,025 'I walked into the nearest town and I... 962 01:03:47,105 --> 01:03:51,105 'I slept on the street and I drank.' 963 01:03:54,465 --> 01:03:56,584 'And then after a while, I don't know how long, 964 01:03:56,585 --> 01:04:00,104 'a couple of months, they picked me up.' 965 01:04:00,105 --> 01:04:04,105 They wanted me to talk but I couldn't talk... 966 01:04:05,985 --> 01:04:09,985 '..because if I said it, it would be real.' 967 01:04:11,745 --> 01:04:15,745 So I didn't say anything, I didn't tell them. 968 01:04:19,385 --> 01:04:23,385 And what about the girl? 969 01:04:23,745 --> 01:04:27,745 What happened to the girl? 970 01:04:29,945 --> 01:04:33,504 I only know what they said. 971 01:04:33,505 --> 01:04:37,505 What did they say? 972 01:04:44,905 --> 01:04:48,905 What did they say? What is this place? 973 01:04:49,385 --> 01:04:51,904 What did they say? What do we do here? 974 01:04:51,905 --> 01:04:53,144 Our job. The job. 975 01:04:53,145 --> 01:04:57,145 Joe, stay with me. What did they say? 976 01:04:57,465 --> 01:04:59,144 What did they say, Joe? 977 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:03,145 That she just... she just stayed in the house. 978 01:05:15,585 --> 01:05:17,184 It was, um... 979 01:05:17,185 --> 01:05:20,944 It was Christmas Eve, so she just... 980 01:05:20,945 --> 01:05:24,945 ...she just stayed hidden. She didn't move. 981 01:05:31,025 --> 01:05:35,025 Then on Boxing Day she realised that no-one was going to help. 982 01:05:40,545 --> 01:05:44,545 And she gave her grandad a present that she'd made. 983 01:05:52,145 --> 01:05:56,145 And she went out to go and get help. 984 01:06:07,585 --> 01:06:11,585 How far did she get? 985 01:06:18,945 --> 01:06:22,704 Oh, may God forgive me. God forgive me. 986 01:06:22,705 --> 01:06:25,944 So you confess? 987 01:06:25,945 --> 01:06:29,945 Joe? 988 01:06:32,745 --> 01:06:35,864 Just say it. 989 01:06:35,865 --> 01:06:39,865 Just let it out. 990 01:06:46,105 --> 01:06:48,584 I confess. 991 01:06:48,585 --> 01:06:51,545 I confess. 992 01:06:59,905 --> 01:07:01,784 Whoo! I knew I could do it. 993 01:07:01,785 --> 01:07:04,304 Boom! I told you I'd get it. 994 01:07:04,305 --> 01:07:07,944 All right, I'm coming out. 995 01:07:07,945 --> 01:07:11,945 Sorry, Joe. 996 01:07:29,985 --> 01:07:32,784 Well? That had to be enough... 997 01:07:32,785 --> 01:07:35,144 Full confession. Clear conviction. 998 01:07:35,145 --> 01:07:36,864 Well done. 999 01:07:36,865 --> 01:07:39,624 Two days we pressed him and he said piss all, 1000 01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:42,024 this bastard cracks him in 70 minutes. 1001 01:07:42,025 --> 01:07:45,864 He knows he's guilty, he needed to unload. 1002 01:07:45,865 --> 01:07:48,624 It wasn't really 70 minutes, not to him. 1003 01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:51,784 When he was first ingested, I tweaked the time preferences, 1004 01:07:51,785 --> 01:07:55,785 made it seam like five years from his perspective. 1005 01:07:55,865 --> 01:07:59,865 Some might say that five years with me is punishment enough. 1006 01:08:00,505 --> 01:08:04,505 Wait here. 1007 01:08:08,225 --> 01:08:12,144 Mr Potter. 1008 01:08:12,145 --> 01:08:14,864 Congratulations on your confession. 1009 01:08:14,865 --> 01:08:18,865 That cookie we took out of your head just gave us the full story. 1010 01:08:20,025 --> 01:08:22,264 So you can keep the silent act up as long as you want. 1011 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:26,265 Makes no difference - you've already talked. 1012 01:08:28,825 --> 01:08:32,825 Also, Merry Christmas. 1013 01:08:42,185 --> 01:08:44,504 So... 1014 01:08:44,505 --> 01:08:46,744 The deal? 1015 01:08:46,745 --> 01:08:50,745 Break a confession from him and I go free, right? 1016 01:08:51,065 --> 01:08:53,384 I'm the expert, you needed me... 1017 01:08:53,385 --> 01:08:56,544 That's one for the Home Office. 1018 01:08:56,545 --> 01:09:00,545 We'll make good on the offer. You're free to go, Mr Trent. 1019 01:09:01,825 --> 01:09:04,784 With some caveats. 1020 01:09:04,785 --> 01:09:07,544 Caveats? You'll be on the register. 1021 01:09:07,545 --> 01:09:09,384 What register? 1022 01:09:09,385 --> 01:09:11,624 The one for Peeping Tom pervs. 1023 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:15,344 All I did was help some lonely guys by providing a service. 1024 01:09:15,345 --> 01:09:16,664 An illegal service. 1025 01:09:16,665 --> 01:09:19,224 You also failed to report a murder - 1026 01:09:19,225 --> 01:09:21,704 fatal poisoning, in case you've forgotten. 1027 01:09:21,705 --> 01:09:25,064 Kept that information from your Cookie Monster mate, didn't you? 1028 01:09:25,065 --> 01:09:26,704 What does it mean, this register? 1029 01:09:26,705 --> 01:09:28,784 It means you're blocked. By who? 1030 01:09:28,785 --> 01:09:32,785 By everyone. 1031 01:10:03,705 --> 01:10:05,385 Hot chestnuts! 1032 01:11:06,985 --> 01:11:10,985 ♪ Are you ready, children? 1033 01:11:11,185 --> 01:11:15,184 ♪ When the... ♪ 1034 01:11:15,185 --> 01:11:16,784 Hey, come on. 1035 01:11:16,785 --> 01:11:18,424 Just changing the time settings. 1036 01:11:18,425 --> 01:11:20,704 Cranked him up to 1,000 years a minute. 1037 01:11:20,705 --> 01:11:23,664 There's a proper sentence. 1038 01:11:23,665 --> 01:11:27,665 Or do you want me to switch him off? 1039 01:11:30,385 --> 01:11:34,385 No. Leave him on for Christmas. 1040 01:11:44,585 --> 01:11:48,585 ♪ Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day 1041 01:11:51,505 --> 01:11:54,664 ♪ Let the bells ring out 1042 01:11:54,665 --> 01:11:58,665 ♪ For Christmas... ♪ 1043 01:12:23,825 --> 01:12:26,824 ♪ When the snowman brings the snow When the snowman brings the snow 1044 01:12:26,825 --> 01:12:30,824 ♪ Well, he just might like to know He just might like to know 1045 01:12:30,825 --> 01:12:32,505 ♪ He's put a great big smile... ♪ 1046 01:12:32,506 --> 01:12:35,344 Aaaarrrgh! 1047 01:12:35,345 --> 01:12:38,424 ♪ So if Santa brings that sleigh... ♪ 1048 01:12:38,425 --> 01:12:42,024 Argh! Aaaargh! 1049 01:12:42,025 --> 01:12:44,904 ♪ Along the milky way Along the milky way 1050 01:12:44,905 --> 01:12:46,944 ♪ I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow 1051 01:12:46,945 --> 01:12:50,184 ♪ Then he may decide to stay 1052 01:12:50,185 --> 01:12:54,185 ♪ Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day 1053 01:12:56,665 --> 01:13:00,665 ♪ When the kids start singing and the band begins to play 1054 01:13:02,945 --> 01:13:06,945 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day