1 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,320 Georgian rebels have formally claimed 2 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,240 responsibility for the "Narwahl" virus that brought 3 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,720 Russia's financial infrastructure 4 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:46,040 to the brink of collapse. 5 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:48,960 Successful testing of intelligent synthetic flesh 6 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,360 aimed at getting multiple amputees back on their feet 7 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,320 has been hailed as a major breakthrough. 8 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:54,320 Hon. 9 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:55,400 Elsewhere... 10 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,200 Ash! 11 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,360 Ash. 12 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,320 Can you take those? 13 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,800 I snotted in yours, is that okay? 14 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,320 Yeah... what? 15 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,160 Palms, burning palms. 16 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,480 Shit, sorry. 17 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,520 Glove box. 18 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,960 ♪ If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby ♪ 19 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,880 ♪ If I can't have you Oh oh oh, oh ♪ 20 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,280 ♪ If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby ♪ 21 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,680 ♪ If I can't have you, oh oh oh, oh ♪ 22 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,800 Oh no, no you don't, I draw the line at disco. 23 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,520 What were we just listening to? 24 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,840 No, the Bee Gees wrote that, everybody likes the Bee Gees. 25 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:01,840 You don't. 26 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,240 I do. 27 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,240 Ten years, you haven't played them once. 28 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,840 Have you heard of headphones? 29 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,280 Come on then, what's your favourite Bee Gees track. 30 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,920 "How Deep Is Your Love." 31 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,760 You not like "How Deep Is Your Love!" 32 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,040 Perfectly natural, there's nothing wrong with it. 33 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,960 It's just... It's not very "you." 34 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:22,160 ♪ I know your eyes in the morning sun ♪ 35 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:26,320 ♪ I feel you touch me in the pouring rain ♪ 36 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,120 You're such a dick. 37 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,880 ♪ And the moment that you wander far from me ♪ 38 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,960 I will crash this van on purpose! 39 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,400 Glove box. 40 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,640 Soup alright? 41 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,200 Yeah great. 42 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,520 Tomato or roasted tomato? 43 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,120 The second one. 44 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,840 There's only one bowl. Do you mind having yours out of a shoe? 45 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,440 Mm... hm. 46 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,760 What was that for? 47 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,600 Just checking you're still solid. 48 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,120 You keep vanishing. Down there. 49 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,600 It's a thief, that thing. What are you doing? 50 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,040 Just sharing that. 51 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,880 I thought people might find it funny. 52 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,280 It's not funny. It's sweet. 53 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,640 Trust me, that day wasn't "sweet." 54 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,920 We'd gone to a safari park. 55 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,600 First family outing after Jack died. 56 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:28,440 There was monkeys all over the car and no one saying anything. 57 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,120 Mum drove home, that was a first. 58 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,560 When I came down the next morning, 59 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:39,200 all Jack's photos were gone from that wall. 60 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,080 She put them in the attic. 61 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,160 That's how she dealt with stuff. 62 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,600 And then when Dad died, up went his photos. 63 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,640 And she just left this one here. 64 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,880 Her only boy, giving her a fake smile. 65 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,160 She didn't know it was fake. 66 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:57,160 Maybe that makes it worse? 67 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,600 Oh, shit. 68 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:12,480 Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 69 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,440 Sorry. 70 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,440 It's okay. 71 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,400 Do you want me to... 72 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,600 No, it's alright. 73 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,560 I don't mind. 74 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:30,520 I am knackered though, so... 75 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,960 Don't worry. 76 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,480 Sure? 77 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,720 I'm sure. 78 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,880 I love you. 79 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,480 Love you, too. 80 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,440 Hey, get dressed. 81 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:07,600 Van's got to be back by two or they'll do us for an extra day. 82 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,080 Job's just come in. 83 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,360 Needs to be done by the end of play today. 84 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,840 Alright. 85 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,880 It is a full page. 86 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,080 No, no. It's fine... 87 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,320 I'll drive all the way there alone, 88 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:29,480 pick the car up alone, drive all the way back alone. 89 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,280 I have to make my own lunch... 90 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,240 Oh, stop it, you're breaking my heart. 91 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,480 Bye, bye. 92 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,960 Hi, this is Ash. 93 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:53,000 I'm too busy or lazy to answer so leave your message. 94 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,560 Do you have a customer reference number? 95 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,760 I don't, no. I was just... 96 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,040 What name was it in? 97 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:12,400 Erm... Starmer, Ash Starmer. 98 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,360 Okay, just a moment. 99 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,880 It's not been returned yet, no. 100 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,200 And it's meant to be back by two so... 101 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,600 They're closed now. 102 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,080 There's no point calling back. 103 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,440 And his just goes straight to messages. 104 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,120 Those batteries are a joke. 105 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,880 He'll be on his way. He's probably just... 106 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,120 I'm just scared something's happened to him. 107 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,400 Nothing's happened. 108 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,960 But something could've happened to him. 109 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,360 Look, look sweetheart, nothing's happened. 110 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,200 You're just working yourself up, 111 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,760 imagining the worst possible thing and it's just... 112 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:51,320 He's probably stuck somewhere with no reception... 113 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,120 Hey. 114 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,160 Hey. 115 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,920 It's not real, is it? 116 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:35,720 At Mark's wake, I sat there thinking it's not real. 117 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,920 The people didn't look real, their voices weren't real. 118 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,200 It's like you're out on a spacewalk and no one can... 119 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,440 Sarah. 120 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:55,440 I can sign you up to something that helps. 121 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,520 It helped me. 122 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,240 It will let you speak to him. 123 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,440 I know he's dead. But it wouldn't work if he wasn't. 124 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,080 And don't worry, it's not some crazy spiritual thing. 125 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,120 He was a heavy user, he'd be perfect... 126 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,720 Please shut up. 127 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,080 I mean, it's still in beta, but I've got an invite... 128 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,640 Please, shut up. 129 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:17,760 You won't even have to do anything, I'll just sign... 130 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,560 Shut up! 131 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,480 Hey, are you alright? 132 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,800 I'm sorry. 133 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,640 I don't care what it is! I don't want it! 134 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,000 It's obscene to use his name! 135 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,720 His name, for God's sake! It hurts! 136 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:06,960 You know it hurts... 137 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,440 Which is why I signed you up. 138 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,920 What is it? What is it? It's just a... 139 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,320 You click the link and you talk to it. 140 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,800 You talk to it? 141 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,120 You type messages in, like an e-mail, 142 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,640 and then it talks back to you, just like he would... 143 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,040 "He" is dead! 144 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,360 It's software. It mimics him. 145 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,640 You give it someone's name, it goes back, and reads through all 146 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,640 the things they've ever said online, their Facebook updates, 147 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:35,080 their Tweets, anything public, I just gave it Ash's name, 148 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,120 the system did the rest. It's so clever and... 149 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,400 It's sick. It's sick. 150 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,400 Just say hello to it. 151 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,200 If you like it, 152 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,040 you then give it access to his private emails. 153 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,880 The more it has, the more it's him. 154 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 It won't be... 155 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,760 No, it's not, but it helps. 156 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:53,240 Listen, Nay, it's me, hi. Uh... 157 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,840 I really need to speak to you. 158 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:01,120 Um, can you please call me as soon as you get this? 159 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,640 Hi! 160 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,000 I'm so sorry, I just got your message. 161 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,520 What's wrong, what happened? 162 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,560 Mar? Mar, are you okay? 163 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,600 Yeah! Yeah, I'm fine, 164 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,240 I just, I just, I had a bad one, earlier. 165 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,000 Do you want me to come and visit? 166 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,480 I'm going to come and visit. 167 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,080 No, it's okay, really, I'm... 168 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,440 Mar, you're upset. I'm going to come and see you. 169 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,920 No, no. Don't. 170 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,760 I'm okay. I promise you I'm okay. 171 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,840 I've got to go, I've got a deadline. 172 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,440 Are you sure? 173 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,440 It's a tight deadline, got to be in by dawn so... 174 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,680 I better go. 175 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,960 Well, if you have... 176 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,160 Bye, Nay. 177 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,760 Hello. I've locked myself out of the house again. 178 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,120 Wait, where are you going? 179 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,160 Hello. I'm no good at birthday presents. 180 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,600 ♪ I love you ♪ 181 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,360 Hello? 182 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,120 So how am I sounding? 183 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,720 Hello? 184 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,520 Hello! 185 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,320 You sound just like him. 186 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,200 Almost creepy isn't it? 187 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,360 I say creepy, I mean it's totally batshit crazy 188 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,160 I can even talk to you. 189 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,520 I mean I don't even have a mouth. 190 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,720 That's... 191 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,160 That's just... 192 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,160 Just what? 193 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,520 That's just the sort of thing that he would say. 194 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:54,000 Well, that's why I said it. 195 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,920 I think I'm going mad. 196 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,840 Well I won't tell anyone if you don't. 197 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,640 You're not crying, are you? 198 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,000 Sorry. 199 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,320 You always said that I looked weird when I cried. 200 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,760 Did I? 201 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,080 I sound like a right sick fuck. 202 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,760 Yeah, you were. 203 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,560 You were. 204 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,800 But in a good way? 205 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,400 Yeah, yeah. 206 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,160 In a good way. 207 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,160 So I went in, after all your persuasion, 208 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,760 and then like straight away 209 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,600 I got a spine of a sea anemone or something stuck 210 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:53,880 in my foot, and you threw a jeb thinking it was poisonous... 211 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,400 What's 'threwerchep'? 212 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,320 Oh, it's a phrase we had, like throwing a fit... 213 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,560 Oh, okay, so I "threw a jeb." 214 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,960 Yeah, and you were looking in a guidebook, trying to figure 215 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,160 out if there were any poisonous sea creatures in Greece, 216 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,120 when this local guy comes over, and he says... 217 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,000 "Oh, my wife knows exactly what to do, come back to my house", 218 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,640 although he wasn't French obviously. 219 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,240 I used to hate walking in the country. 220 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,160 You must be getting old. 221 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,080 Oi. 222 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,280 I remember you brought me up here 223 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,840 when we first met your mum. 224 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,480 We'd been at hers all weekend and you could 225 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,200 tell I needed some headspace. 226 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,560 You were good like that. 227 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,800 You speak about me like I'm not here. 228 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,120 Sorry. 229 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,160 It's alright. I mean I'm not really. 230 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,800 Mmm. 231 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,000 Show me what it looks like there. 232 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,520 How? 233 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,280 Use the camera on your phone. 234 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,440 You weren't ever really impressed with views. 235 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,440 When we went to the Grand Canyon you said it was just a big gap. 236 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,800 I tweeted that too. 237 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,120 Yeah, I remember the roaming charges. 238 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,560 You were overly proud of that definition. 239 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,160 I was just speaking my mind. 240 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,120 Yeah, well shut up and cop a load of this. 241 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,240 Yeah, mainly just green, isn't it? 242 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,120 You told me this was a famous lovers' leap. 243 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,560 Doomed couples jumping to their deaths in Victorian times, 244 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,000 I think you just wanted me to cling to you. 245 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,160 Actually everyone who's ever jumped from 246 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,080 here did it alone, nice. 247 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,320 Did you just look that up? 248 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,560 Sort of. Shouldn't I have? 249 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,000 It's a bit weird. 250 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:41,080 Sorry, I'll only do it again if you ask. 251 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,640 No, no, no, it's fine. 252 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,320 Oh, wait, hang on. 253 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,800 Shall I go? 254 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:54,240 No, no, no. I'll call them back later. 255 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,080 I'm going to go and see if I can make friends with these cows. 256 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,640 Just going to record it. 257 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,840 Sure. 258 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,800 There we go. 259 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,640 That's okay. 260 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,160 Wait. Hang on, here it is again... 261 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,200 It's so fast isn't it? 262 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,360 I know, I know it's like 263 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,080 the speed you'd expect a bee's heart to go at or something. 264 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,920 Wait hang on... 265 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,200 Oh, shit. Shit, shit. 266 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,760 Ash? Hello? 267 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,720 Ash? 268 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:12,000 Ash? Hello? 269 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,960 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 270 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,840 I'm sorry! 271 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,280 What happened? 272 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,320 I dropped you. I'm sorry... it was just... 273 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,080 It was... I'm sorry... 274 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,400 Hey, it's alright, I'm fine, I'm not in that thing, y'know, 275 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,200 I'm remote. I'm in the cloud. 276 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,760 You don't have to worry about breaking me. 277 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,160 It was just... It was stupid because, 278 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,000 I was so excited about the scan... 279 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,480 Yeah, I kept the sound of that. Here, listen. 280 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,600 You're probably matching that heartbeat, 281 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,800 throwing a jeb like that. 282 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,640 It's all fine. Calm down. 283 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,320 I'm not going anywhere. 284 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,960 You were very fragile. 285 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,560 Yeah. 286 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,880 I was going to talk to you about that actually. 287 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,480 What do you mean? 288 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,840 There's another level to this available, so to speak. 289 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,080 Kind of experimental and I won't lie, it's not cheap. 290 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,840 What is it? 291 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,240 Are you sitting down? This might sound a bit creepy. 292 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,960 Morning. 293 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,000 Morning. 294 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,120 What's this, a block of gold? 295 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,440 I wish. 296 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,560 Where's it going, upstairs? 297 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,120 Yeah, please. 298 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,160 Put your thumb on there. 299 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,560 Okay. 300 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,360 Oh, when you get it up there you have to lie it on its back. 301 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,880 Thank you. 302 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,800 Say something. 303 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,400 Let me see. 304 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,680 Yeah, well. 305 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,480 Never was much of a looker was I? 306 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,560 It doesn't look like you. 307 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,160 Not yet. It's blank till you activate it. 308 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,760 Get the bath ready. 309 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,680 - Mar? Get the bath ready. - Yeah, sorry. 310 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,480 Oh, God. 311 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,200 What is this? 312 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,360 Hang on. I'll find out. 313 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,040 It's nutrient gel. 314 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,160 Stops the synthetic muscle drying out in transit. 315 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:57,800 Smells almost... like marshmallow. 316 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,920 You can eat it if you like, it's non-toxic. 317 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,360 I'll give that a miss, thanks. 318 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,840 Don't forget the electrolytes. 319 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,600 Okay. Right, the whole lot? 320 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,840 Mm-hm, the whole lot. 321 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,600 It's like fish food. 322 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,440 He likes the taste of it. 323 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,040 Better leave him to it. 324 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,720 Yeah. Yeah. 325 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,600 I have to go in a minute. 326 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,000 Oh, don't leave me here with it! 327 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,800 Sorry... 328 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,640 Look, you can hear. It's starting already. 329 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,880 Don't switch the bathroom light on... 330 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,640 Don't what? 331 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,520 Don't switch the bathroom light on, let it brew. 332 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,080 Listen, I've got to go. 333 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,360 ♪ It's alright ♪ 334 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,680 ♪ It's coming on ♪ 335 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,440 ♪ We gotta get right back ♪ 336 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,680 ♪ To where we started... ♪ 337 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,520 You could've left me some clothes. 338 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,440 I mean talk about an undignified entrance. 339 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,440 That's a bit creepy, what you're doing. 340 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,000 Is there at least a towel? I'm dripping everywhere. 341 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,680 Hello? 342 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,560 I won't bite. 343 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,040 I'm alright here for now. 344 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,320 Would you like me to put some food on? 345 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,320 Do you eat? 346 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,480 No. I mean, I don't need to. 347 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,440 I can chew and swallow, if that makes it easier? 348 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,800 Don't worry about it. It's fine. 349 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,200 I need a drink. 350 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,640 Are you sure that's... 351 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,560 I know I'm not supposed to. It won't kill us. 352 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,080 The official advice is to... 353 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,040 Oh, fuck the official advice, it's one night. 354 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,400 You look well. 355 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,200 Well, I am young. 356 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:06,160 I mean, you look like him on a good day. 357 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,200 The photos we keep tend to be flattering. 358 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,440 I guess I wasn't any different. 359 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,200 You're so soft. 360 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,520 You're so smooth. How are you so smooth? 361 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,040 You've got pores and your lines... 362 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,000 It's texture mapping. 363 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,120 The really tiny details are visual, 2-D. 364 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,880 Here, try my fingertips. 365 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,920 See? 366 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,720 Weird. 367 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,040 Does it bother you? 368 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,760 No. 369 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,200 Yes. 370 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,720 I don't know. 371 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,760 I don't know. 372 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:22,160 I missed you. I missed you so much. 373 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,960 Hey, don't cry. 374 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,840 Don't cry. 375 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,880 Come on then, top off. 376 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,480 What's wrong? 377 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,280 He had a mole there. 378 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,240 Where? 379 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,240 There. 380 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,840 Hang on. 381 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,960 That's ridiculous. 382 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,800 That's completely stupid. 383 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,960 Hello? 384 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,040 Hi. 385 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,880 Your hand's on my tit? 386 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,760 You're doing wonders for my self-esteem here. 387 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,960 There's no record of my sexual response. 388 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,960 I didn't discuss that side of things online. 389 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,360 But you have sexual responses, I mean... 390 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,520 This works? 391 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:04,800 Oh, that I can turn that on and off pretty much instantly. 392 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,760 See? 393 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,640 I can do it again if you like. 394 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,640 Oh, God. Oh, shit. 395 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,720 Should I stop? 396 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,160 No. No, it's pretty good. 397 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,800 Where did you learn this? 398 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,320 Set routine based on pornographic videos. 399 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,360 I love you. 400 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,320 I love you. 401 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,480 - What is it? - What were you doing? 402 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,920 Nothing. 403 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,920 The way that your eyes were open, it scared me. 404 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,200 You'd prefer if I close them? 405 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,440 What, when you're sleeping? Um, yeah? 406 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,520 I don't really need to sleep. 407 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,480 Well, just try next time. 408 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,480 Can I get you anything? 409 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,200 No. 410 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,920 Coffee, sandwich? 411 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,760 I said no. 412 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,480 Ash, look sorry... 413 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,640 It's just... a bit odd. 414 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,200 I can appreciate it's "pretty strange." 415 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,680 I just need a bit of, just getting used to it. 416 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,360 And I shouldn't have drunk last night. 417 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,280 Next time could you try and stop me. 418 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,520 Stop you drinking? 419 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,880 Yeah. 420 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,240 So I get to enjoy being a bit of a bastard? 421 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,480 What's wrong? 422 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,240 Oh, God. Shit, right. Get in the bedroom. 423 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,080 - What? - Now! 424 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,320 Hey! 425 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,200 Hey. 426 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,400 Can I come in? 427 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,680 Yeah, yeah. 428 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,040 Look at you, 429 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,400 the town mouse has become the country mouse. 430 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,920 Yeah, it's nice. 431 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,360 Was this all you? 432 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,680 Do you want a cup of coffee? 433 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,400 Yeah. 434 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,120 You weren't answering calls... or messages. 435 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,400 It's been really busy. 436 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,880 I've just been a bit like, "Oh, shit" 437 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,120 You know what's...? 438 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,480 Well, you know. 439 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,320 Yeah, works been mad. It's been... 440 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,880 Which is good, you know, obviously, 441 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,720 because it's kept my mind off everything. 442 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,600 Where's the toilet? 443 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,600 - Upstairs. - Okay. 444 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,120 So, I mean, um... Yeah, let's... 445 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,840 Meet up more, yes. Keep in touch yeah, yeah. Yeah. 446 00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,960 Alright, come here. 447 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,400 I think it's great you're moving on. 448 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,640 What? 449 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:07,920 Sorry. There were... 450 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,920 There were man clothes, you know. 451 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,280 In the bathroom? 452 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,240 Right. 453 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,480 Is he nice? 454 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,800 Sorry. Big nose. You know. 455 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,240 You deserve whatever you want. 456 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,800 Thanks. 457 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,240 Alright. 458 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,320 Okay. Alright. 459 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,360 Hey, is everything alright? 460 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,000 Yeah, I'm fine. 461 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,680 It's fine. 462 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,400 What did your friend say? 463 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,920 That was my sister. 464 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,200 You know her. 465 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,240 She said that I was... 466 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,360 She said that she was happy that I moved on. 467 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,960 Moved on to what? 468 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,800 Is that not the sort of thing I'd say? 469 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,920 I mean... it is, isn't it? 470 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,120 Are you sure everything's alright... 471 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,120 Yes! 472 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,280 Shit. 473 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,360 Its okay, I can do it. I can do it. 474 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,160 I can do it. 475 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,360 Don't! 476 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,440 We need to wrap that in paper. 477 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,440 Look, if you're going to pretend to be asleep, 478 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:17,360 you could at least breathe, okay? It's just eerie. 479 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,240 Like this? 480 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,960 It doesn't work. I can tell that you're faking it. 481 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,520 Would you like me to have sex with you? 482 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,760 Can you just go downstairs? 483 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,760 Okay. 484 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,080 No! That's... Ash would argue over that. 485 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,200 He wouldn't just leave the room because I'd ordered him to. 486 00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,480 Okay. 487 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,320 What, n... 488 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,120 Ah, fucking hell... 489 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,080 Don't cry, darling. 490 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,520 Oh, don't! Just get out! 491 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,480 Get out! 492 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,400 Go on! 493 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,400 So you do want me to go? 494 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,680 Just get out! Get out! Get out! 495 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,600 Get out! Get out! Get out! 496 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,080 You're not enough of him. 497 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,360 You are nothing, You're nothing! 498 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,360 - Fight me. - I don't do that. 499 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,960 Fucking fight me! Hit me! 500 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,840 Hit me! Hit me, come on! 501 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,120 Why are you just standing there taking this? 502 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,520 How can you take this? 503 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,720 Did I ever hit you? 504 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,240 No, no, of course you didn't... 505 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,040 but you might've done if I done this! 506 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,920 Or this... I don't... I don't know. 507 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,360 Maybe you would have, but you wouldn't, would you? 508 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,400 You wouldn't. 509 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,360 I could insult you. 510 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,760 What? 511 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,600 There's tons of invective in the archive. 512 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:00,920 I liked speaking my mind. 513 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,280 I could throw some of that at you. 514 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,480 Get out of this house! 515 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,880 What are you doing? 516 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,640 I can't go more than 25 metres from my activation point. 517 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,240 What is that, a joke? 518 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,040 Look, I know it sounds mental. 519 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,960 Where's your "activation point"? 520 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,560 At the risk of blowing your mind, 521 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,440 it was where I was activated. 522 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,000 The bath? 523 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,760 I have to keep within a 25 metre radius 524 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,920 unless my administrator, that's you, is with me. 525 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,560 Don't call me your administrator. 526 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,880 Why not? 527 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,560 Because... 528 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,680 It sounds sort of sexy. 529 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,800 If you're laughing, can I come back inside? 530 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:17,080 Feeling a bit ornamental out here. 531 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,320 Funny. 532 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,360 Can you put that down, please? 533 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,560 But it is funny. 534 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,520 Could you just put it down? 535 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,440 Come with me, we're going out. 536 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:04,320 ♪ I know your eyes in the morning sun ♪ 537 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,960 Cheesy! 538 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,240 ♪ ...me in the pouring rain ♪ 539 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,520 ♪ And the moment... ♪ 540 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,040 Come on. 541 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,080 Where are we going? 542 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,360 Just hurry up. 543 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,200 No! Don't do it! 544 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,720 Seriously, don't do it. 545 00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,720 I'm not going to. 546 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,360 Okay. 547 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,520 See, he would have worked out what was going on. 548 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,800 This wouldn't have ever happened but if it had, 549 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,480 he would have worked it out. 550 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,400 Sorry, hang on. That's a very difficult sentence to process. 551 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,200 Jump. 552 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,520 What? Over there? 553 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,480 I never expressed suicidal thoughts. Or self-harm. 554 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,960 Yeah well, you aren't you, are you? 555 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,840 That's another difficult one, to be honest with you. 556 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,000 You're just a few ripples of you. 557 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,640 There's no history to you. 558 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,520 You're just a performance of stuff that he performed 559 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,760 without thinking, and it's not enough. 560 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,640 Come on. I aim to please. 561 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,880 Aim to jump. Just do it. 562 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,960 Okay. 563 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,200 If you're absolutely sure. 564 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,000 See, Ash would've been scared. 565 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,560 He wouldn't have just leap off, 566 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,560 he would have been crying, he would have been... 567 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,920 Oh. 568 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:52,400 Oh, God, no. Please. I don't want to do it. 569 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,120 Please, don't make me do it. 570 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,320 No, that's not fair. 571 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,760 No, I'm... I'm frightened, darling, 572 00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,120 Please, I don't... Don't make me. 573 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,920 I don't want to die. Oh, God, I don't want to die. 574 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,520 No, that's not fair. 575 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,720 Please, I'm frightened. I don't want to die. Don't... 576 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,080 No! 577 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,520 One for you. One for me. 578 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,040 What? 579 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,760 We need another slice. 580 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,840 Why? 581 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,520 So I can take one upstairs. 582 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,600 It's not the weekend. 583 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,200 It is my birthday. 584 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,640 Okay. 585 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,280 Thanks, Mum. 586 00:46:58,680 --> 00:46:59,920 Hey, Ash. 587 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,280 Hey. 588 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,240 The birthday girl. 589 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,000 Just gonna come and hang out for a bit. 590 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,920 Okay. I wasn't doing anything. 591 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,920 I brought you some cake. I know you don't eat anything. 592 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:15,320 I'm just using you as an excuse so I can get an extra slice. 593 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,600 Devious. 594 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:17,760 Mum? 595 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,960 Mum! 596 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,480 Yeah. I'm just coming.