1 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:43,900 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:52,620 (ROOSTER CROWS) 3 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:04,980 (MAN) New from Wraith Babes, 4 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:09,100 the hottest girls in the nastiest situations. 5 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:25,020 (MUSIC PLAYS) 6 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:24,260 (MOTOR WHIRRING) 7 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:48,020 (MAN) Let's play Bothergut... 8 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,180 Let's play Botherguts! 9 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,020 Yeah! 10 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:22,980 Hey, come on! Three. Two. One. Go! 11 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,020 (LAUGHING) 12 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,380 - Cacker-rum-bum! - (LAUGHING) 13 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,900 (LAUGHING) 14 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:34,460 (STOMACH RUMBLING) 15 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:38,060 You're hungry? That's a first, eh? 16 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,740 Come on! 17 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:49,420 That'll hurt! 18 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:53,300 Oh, brilliant! 19 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:09,700 That's fucking brilliant that. 20 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,700 (BEEPING, CLUNK) 21 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:35,220 (BEEPING, NO CLUNK) 22 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:46,700 That one does that sometimes. Hang on. 23 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:50,980 There's a little knob in here somewhere. 24 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:55,420 Almost the only real thing in there and even that's 25 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:57,380 grown in a Petri dish. 26 00:05:58,540 --> 00:06:00,700 Thank you. 27 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:15,380 (VIOLIN MUSIC) 28 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:26,540 (MAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 29 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:32,100 My God. 30 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,420 (GIRLS MOANING) 31 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:45,580 (GIRL 1) Mmm, lickey licking. 32 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,660 (GIRL 2) Oh! 33 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:49,540 Oh, for Christ's sake! 34 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,660 Way to mood kill, Blubber Not! 35 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:52,900 Cheers for the reflection! 36 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:54,500 One minute I'm in Slitsville, 37 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:57,020 the next there's a haunted pig gawping at me! 38 00:06:57,140 --> 00:07:01,100 They may as well have cut to a war crime! Ah! 39 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,940 Oi! 40 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:10,340 You missed a bit. (LAUGHS) 41 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:12,980 Pie ape! (LAUGHS) 42 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:16,500 Did you see that? 43 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:19,020 Fucking pie ape! 44 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:22,820 (LOUD COUGHING) 45 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,380 Ha-hoo! 46 00:07:27,460 --> 00:07:30,580 He'll be in lemon an' all before long. 47 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,500 (GUN SHOTS) 48 00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:58,380 (ANNOUNCER) Selma Telse! 49 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,220 ♪ Destination ♪ 50 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,020 Howie Mandelbrot. 51 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:04,060 ♪ All ♪ 52 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:05,020 Toy Soldiers. 53 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:08,500 ♪ ♪ 54 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,340 ♪ Make it worth... ♪ 55 00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:13,220 (ANNOUNCER) Each headlines their own tempo content on one 56 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:15,060 of your eight daylight streams. 57 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:18,500 But they started here, like you, 58 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:22,900 putting their back into giving back for a brighter now. 59 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:25,900 Each paying their dues like you, 60 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:28,940 hoping to become a Hot Shot. 61 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:33,860 ♪ Pushing through the darkness ♪ 62 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:37,660 ♪ Still another mile ♪ 63 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:41,060 That wasn't good. 64 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:44,900 That was beyond incredible! 65 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:47,900 (CHEERING) 66 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,180 Yes! Wow! 67 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,980 You decide the victors. You control their fate. 68 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:56,980 You make the call on Hot Shot. 69 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:15,060 New from Wraith Babes, 70 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,180 the hottest girls in the nastiest situations. 71 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:20,380 Select view. 72 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:23,260 (WOMAN) Resume viewing. 73 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:27,580 (KEEPS REPEATING, WITH HIGH PITCHED TONE IN BACKGROUND) 74 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:38,420 (MUSIC AND MOANING GIRLS) 75 00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:42,020 You are going to see it all. 76 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:46,260 (MAN) Exclusively on Wraith Babes Xl. 77 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:51,220 Hey, what else were you planning to do with that hand? 78 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,180 (GIRL) Lickey licking. 79 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:56,500 (MOANING) 80 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:01,220 (WOMAN 1) Hi, I'm Roxy. Hello. 81 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:02,660 (WOMAN 2) Hi, I'm Evie. 82 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:06,820 ♪ ♪ 83 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:20,420 (ROOSTER CROWS) 84 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:27,580 (WOMAN) Didn't let him sign in. Told him to report to 22 down. 85 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,780 Told ya! 86 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:33,140 He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck. 87 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,340 What do you think? 88 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:17,060 It's a bit much. 89 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,780 Yeah. 90 00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:29,980 (SELMA TELSE) The best thing about my new lifestyle? 91 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,700 Where do I start? 92 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:35,060 I love choosing my clothes, and I love gold. 93 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:38,860 I feel like it really expresses who I really am. 94 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:42,220 And I love looking over outside. 95 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,820 It's so beautiful sometimes 96 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:45,140 I just wish that everyone could see it. 97 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:48,700 Ooh, nice outfit! Suits ya! 98 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:53,980 (SELMA TELSE) Well, honesty is ruthless, 99 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,380 so I suppose it's just honesty. 100 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,060 Ruthless honesty. 101 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,980 (PEEING) 102 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:07,860 ♪ You can blame me, try to shame me, ♪ 103 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:12,340 ♪ Still I'll care for you ♪ 104 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:18,220 ♪ The world may think I'm foolish ♪ 105 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:25,940 ♪ They can't see you like I can ♪ 106 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,980 ♪ Oh, but anyone ♪ 107 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,340 ♪ Who knows what love is ♪ 108 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:38,940 ♪ Will understand ♪ 109 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:17,020 Drying my hands. 110 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,420 Impressive. 111 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:22,580 (SPITS, FARTS) 112 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:30,700 Have fun, I mean on the... 113 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:37,340 (MAN) Hey, regular user, new from Wraith Babes, 114 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:41,700 the hottest girls in the nastiest situation. Select... 115 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:55,620 ♪ ♪ 116 00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:00,100 Dick. 117 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,960 Detritus. 118 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,520 Sorry. 119 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,800 ♪ Anyone ♪ 120 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,960 ♪ Who knows what love is ♪ 121 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,240 ♪ Will understand ♪ 122 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,240 ♪ To the... ♪ 123 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,480 (LOUD MUSIC) (MAN) Selma Telse! 124 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,280 ♪ Destination ♪ 125 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,800 ♪ All ♪ 126 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,560 Howie Mandelbrot. 127 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,400 (MUTES) 128 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,840 ♪ Anyone ♪ 129 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,480 ♪ Who knows what love is ♪ 130 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,600 ♪ Will understand ♪ 131 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,720 (BEEPING, NO CLUNK) 132 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,600 Come on! 133 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,280 Wait, wait, there's a knack to it. 134 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,680 It'll take your fingers off. 135 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,080 Trust me. 136 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,200 Smart. 137 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,200 Bing Madsen. 138 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,000 Short for Bingham. 139 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,800 Abi Khan. 140 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,480 Short for Abi Khan. 141 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,880 You're a new person. I've not seen you. 142 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,880 I just went 21 last week. 143 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,520 I wanted to go to air down. 144 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,560 My sister's there but... it was full apparently. 145 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,760 Proper fruit. It was worth the revs. 146 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,360 The most natural thing in there's probably 147 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,520 grown in a Petri dish. 148 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,240 Yeah. Worth it though. 149 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,120 Yeah, that's the right way around. 150 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,720 When you get the cheap, lardy gunk, 151 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,800 you end up having to pedal it off. 152 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,080 Then you want more sugar, then you're playing catch-up and... 153 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,600 I've... I've been there. It's a, it's a vicious circle. 154 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,920 Can't you just use that CBT app? 155 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,640 What's that? 156 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,520 This cognitive behavioural thing and it realigns your thinking 157 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,880 to pick healthy food. 158 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,480 Wisps you into it while you sleep. 159 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,320 Yeah, I should try that, yeah. 160 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,600 I liked your singing the other day. 161 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,440 I was trying to sing so no one could hear me pee. 162 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,360 I'm not Selma or anything. 163 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:16,080 You've got a phenomenal voice. It was the most beautiful song. 164 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,920 You think I'm being cheesy. 165 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:28,680 Right, I am being cheesy but it was beautiful so, you know? 166 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,640 Reality's cheesy sometimes. 167 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:36,440 Not often, admittedly, but now... 168 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,360 Yeah. 169 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,600 Well, thank you. 170 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,440 It's just noises though. 171 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,200 Noises in the right order. 172 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,920 Don't downplay. You're good. 173 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,360 The song's good. 174 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,160 It's old. 175 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:04,520 My mum used to sing it and she learnt it from her mum. 176 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,600 A hand-me-down. 177 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,320 Have you thought of trying out for Hot Shot? 178 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,320 Me? 179 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,600 Why not? 180 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,160 Singing in front of Judge Hope. I'd die. 181 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,720 Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife come the chorus. 182 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,360 No, you'd walk it. 183 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:29,120 A) I wouldn't, and B) I don't have that clockage. 184 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,560 I mean, it's what, 12 mil just to enter? 185 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,920 What kind of bike time is that, six months? 186 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,080 Yeah, but... You know what, I'm hand-to-mouth. 187 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:40,440 I know people save and starve to get on to that stage. 188 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,200 I know that's what Selma did. 189 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,480 Yeah, but... But, you know what, I'd rather not kid myself. 190 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,320 Yeah, but I'll gift it to you. 191 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,800 The full 12, I'll gift it. 192 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,800 Don't be ridiculous. 193 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,560 Seriously, I've got spare. 194 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,000 You've got 12 mill spare? 195 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,480 Well, my brother left it me. 196 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,440 Own a channel, does he? 197 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,040 No, he... he died. 198 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:19,360 He... he died last year so it got transferred to me. 199 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,400 Just over six months' worth, but I've kept it. 200 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,400 Why don't you spend it on you then? 201 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,760 And buy what, some new shoes for my dopple to wear? 202 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,720 I don't know, upgrade your MOS. 203 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,320 Or get a Fat Acts season pass. 204 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,680 Buy one of those wall buddies, the new ones. 205 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,960 They talk to you after shut in and solve your problems. 206 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,080 They guide your dreams like gurus. 207 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,400 It's amazing actually what they can do. 208 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,160 Yeah, a mirror plug-in that shows me how 209 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,840 I look as a werewolf. What's the point? 210 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,120 No, it can be quite fun. 211 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,200 That's all just stuff. It's... 212 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,040 ...it's stuff, it's confetti, it's... 213 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,920 You've got something real. 214 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,160 What better to spend it on? 215 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,480 You heard me singing in a toilet. 216 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,600 Is that real? 217 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,760 More than anything that's happened all year. 218 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,800 I can't take that kind of clockage off someone. 219 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,880 It's 12 mill. There's no way. 220 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,520 Let me do this. Hmm? 221 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:30,800 Well, I... look around here. I just... 222 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,840 I just want something real to happen. 223 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,600 Just once. 224 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,840 I'd mess up. 225 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,160 You wouldn't and I don't care anyway. 226 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,960 I'll go with you. No, better, I'll force you... 227 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,080 I'll force you to go. 228 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,200 It's tomorrow. 229 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,280 Come on. 230 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,800 Say yes. 231 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,040 I'll go as far as to say okay. 232 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,000 This proves acceptable. 233 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,120 Thank God for that. 234 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,760 Walking away now... you loon. 235 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,720 I can live with it. 236 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,840 Yeah, I'd love to fucking ruin that an' all. 237 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,720 What? 238 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,720 15. 239 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,880 Flipping joke. 240 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,400 New from Wraith Babes, 241 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,200 the hottest girls in the nastiest situations. 242 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,360 (LOUD MOANING) 243 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,640 I can't believe I'm doing this! 244 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,640 I am doing this. 245 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,280 I can't be doing this. Can you trade it back? 246 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,480 The ticket? Don't be mad. 247 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,120 It's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know. 248 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,680 I mean, I'm grateful, don't think I'm not grateful, 249 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,400 but it's, it's just... 250 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,360 You're babbling. 251 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,400 I'm babbling. 252 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,040 I made you this. 253 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,480 You never get to keep them more than a day, 254 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,160 but there it is anyway. 255 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:47,240 It folds flat so you can keep him in your waistband. 256 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,720 Thank you. 257 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,360 It's, you know, something. 258 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,280 Mmm. 259 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,960 ♪ ♪ 260 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,080 Face the screen, please. 261 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,760 And is he your friends and family allocation? 262 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,320 Yeah. 263 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,000 Hand, please. 264 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,760 Ah! 265 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,400 That's not permanent, is it? 266 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,800 Oh no, two months max. 267 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,160 Round to the right and through the scanner. 268 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:58,280 (ALL DOING VOICE EXERCISES) 269 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,280 Where do we go now? 270 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,560 You wait here. 271 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,400 How long? 272 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,120 So, what do we do? 273 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,120 I don't know. 274 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,480 (GIRL) Ah. 275 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,560 Hey, hey! Fuck off! 276 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,360 What, with the dark hair? 277 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,120 Yeah, the pretty one. 278 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,920 Yep, okay. 279 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,960 Move. 280 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,480 They wanna preview you. 281 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,720 What? 282 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,400 Preview. Come on. 283 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,480 He's with me. 284 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,400 Hand. 285 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,000 Show me your hand. 286 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,520 Okay, you too. 287 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,520 That's not fair. She's new. That's not fair. 288 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,200 I don't pick the order. 289 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,640 I've waited here all week and she's just walked in! 290 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,680 Everyone will get seen eventually. 291 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,680 I don't pick the order! 292 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,000 But I'm a good singer! I can sing! 293 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,920 I'm a good singer I am! 294 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:10,960 Stand aside. 295 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,120 It's not fair! 296 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,400 It's not fair! 297 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,960 Next lot. 298 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,640 (WOMAN) Stand there. 299 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,520 Would you like to be as big as Selma one day? 300 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,520 Um, yeah. 301 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,120 I, I, I mean, yeah, I suppose so. 302 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,400 Could you say that as a self-contained 303 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,200 sentence into that screen? 304 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,680 I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day. 305 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,080 (WOMAN) Okay, proceed to stage area. 306 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,240 We're done? 307 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,800 Both performing? 308 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,920 Just her. 309 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,320 Okay. And what are you? 310 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,480 Singer. 311 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,960 Compliance. 312 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,480 No, thanks. 313 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,720 Yes, thanks! It's compulsory for all contestants. 314 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,320 And more to the point it'll stop you puking with nerves. 315 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,600 She's got to perform? 316 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,880 Well, uhm! 317 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,600 Look, just sip it! You'll be fine! 318 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,120 Oh. 319 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,320 Yeah, it's just a touch of light foam. It'll pass. 320 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,800 Well, make the most of it! 321 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,520 I mean, you can't get this stuff anywhere else! 322 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,680 You okay? 323 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,520 Yeah. 324 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,360 You okay? 325 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,520 Yeah, just... 326 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,720 I don't know, everything's a bit wider apart. 327 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,160 I'm fine. 328 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,160 Really? 329 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,600 Yeah, I'm fine. 330 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,280 Right, you're on. 331 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,640 (JUDGE HOPE) A little closer, please. 332 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,680 A little closer. 333 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,840 Into the light, love. 334 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,600 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 335 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,200 And who are we looking at here? 336 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,720 Abi Khan. 337 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,880 What are you gonna do for us today, Abi? 338 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,240 I'm gonna sing. 339 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,760 Can you speak up, love? 340 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,000 We don't bite. 341 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,640 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 342 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,280 I'm going to sing. 343 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:32,040 Hey, would you mind lifting up your top for me? 344 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,400 Hey, can you take off your top? 345 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,880 I wanna check out those titties. 346 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,800 Woo-ho-ho-ho! 347 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,240 Come on, mucho ferranto. 348 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,840 Ah, no titties! 349 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:45,880 (BOOING) 350 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,840 She says she's here to sing. 351 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,640 (JUDGE WRAITH) Ha, ha, ha. I gotta see those titties, though. 352 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,280 Come on, girl. 353 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,760 I mean, damn, ha, ha, ha, ha, you hot. 354 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,800 Please, just sing for us. 355 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,680 (MUSIC STARTS) 356 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,720 ♪ You can blame me ♪ 357 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,400 ♪ Try to shame me ♪ 358 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,640 ♪ And still I'll care for you ♪ 359 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,040 ♪ You can run around ♪ 360 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,600 ♪ Even put me down ♪ 361 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:39,920 ♪ Still I'll be there for you ♪ 362 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,200 ♪ The world ♪ 363 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,720 ♪ May think I'm foolish ♪ 364 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:57,280 ♪ They can't see you like I can ♪ 365 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,600 ♪ Oh, but anyone ♪ 366 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,760 ♪ Who knows what love is ♪ 367 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,320 ♪ Will understand ♪ 368 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,600 ♪ I just feel so sorry ♪ 369 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:33,600 ♪ For the ones who pity me ♪ 370 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,640 ♪ 'Cause they just don't know ♪ 371 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:49,680 ♪ Oh, they don't know what happiness and love can be ♪ 372 00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:00,720 ♪ I know, I know to ever let you go ♪ 373 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:06,840 ♪ Oh, is more than I could ever stand ♪ 374 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,360 ♪ Oh, but anyone ♪ 375 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,480 ♪ Who knows what love is ♪ 376 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,760 ♪ Will understand ♪ 377 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,840 Okay, I'm gonna stop you there. 378 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,600 That was... without a doubt... 379 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 probably... 380 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,320 the best piece of singing we've had this season. 381 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,560 Yes! Well done! 382 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,000 (CHEERING) 383 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,800 Fair play. 384 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,880 But I have to say... 385 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,920 (CROWD BOOING) 386 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,080 No... 387 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,600 No. No, no, no, I have to say, 388 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,280 actually I'm with Wraith on this one. 389 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,760 Good though your voice is and it is good... 390 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,840 it's not the most magical sound in the world. 391 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,680 It's just good. 392 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,640 I don't think anyone's really hearing it. 393 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,320 Certainly not the guys in the audience. 394 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,680 These looks you got going on kinda get in the way. 395 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,000 Men will want you, women will hate you. 396 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,680 All the time you were on stage... 397 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,000 I couldn't help picturing you... 398 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,200 in an erotic scenario. 399 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,080 Getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest. 400 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,600 Right. 401 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,200 You've got this pure beauty, 402 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,880 seems to be a knockout figure, 403 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,120 and this sort of interesting innocence going on, 404 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,800 and that's something I think 405 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,280 Wraith's erotica channels could really play with. 406 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,040 (JUDGE WRAITH) Absolutely. 407 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,960 That's what I thought the moment I saw you. The moment. 408 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,560 I'd watch. 409 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,560 I don't know a man here who wouldn't. 410 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,160 To be honest, some of us girls might join you. 411 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,200 (CHEERING) 412 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,640 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 413 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,760 Get off me! 414 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,040 No! Abi! No! 415 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,160 I don't, I don't... 416 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,080 Get gone! No, Abi! Abi! 417 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,280 I don't think that's quite what I was... 418 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:19,720 You will never have to pedal again, not one minute! 419 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,080 We could really work with you. 420 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,000 Last year we had singers, singers, singers. 421 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,560 So many singers. 422 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,880 So to be a singer you've gotta be truly exceptional. 423 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,480 Yeah. 424 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,320 (JUDGE HOPE) There's just no slots left for an 425 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,280 above-average singer, not for the next few years at least. 426 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,400 Charity? 427 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,440 No. Saturation point singer wise. 428 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,280 (JUDGE HOPE) Listen, we said right from the start 429 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,840 we're gonna go with something different this season. 430 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,240 That's why he's on the panel! 431 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,400 She would be a star on our stream. 432 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,800 A star! 433 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,080 On his, you're furniture at best. 434 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,640 Forget about all the shame and all that... 435 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,160 put-put-put-put-put-put. We medicate against that. 436 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,560 You will have pleasure forever! 437 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,960 Realistically, sweetheart, it is that or the bike. 438 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,200 I don't, I don't think... 439 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,560 Okay, you know what, this is starting to annoy me. 440 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,720 Who do you think is powering that spotlight? 441 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:32,680 Millions of people, that's who, all of 'em out there right now, 442 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,320 putting in an honest day at the bike. 443 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,720 While you stand in the light, they're generating and dither. 444 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,960 You know what? 445 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,560 They would give anything, 446 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,560 do anything to be where you are now. Am I right? 447 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,440 (CHEERING) 448 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,040 (WOMAN) Yeah, too right! 449 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,720 (HOPE) You wanna cock a snook at all that as though it's 450 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:57,160 nothing... as though they're nothing... 451 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,280 and that makes me sick. 452 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,440 But do you know what? 453 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,240 Maybe you do belong on a bike because you don't seem 454 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,120 very willing to step off it. 455 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,520 I do want to. 456 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,200 Do we have a decision? 457 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,200 (AUDIENCE) Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 458 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,360 I suppose. 459 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,040 (CHEERING) 460 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,840 Ah, hoo-hoo-hoo! Go on! 461 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,520 Well done! 462 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,400 ♪ ♪ 463 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,440 (ABI) The best thing about my new lifestyle... 464 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,440 I get to meet lots of hot guys. 465 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,320 Wraith treats me well. 466 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,960 Oh, for Christ's sake! 467 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,880 I pay for this! 468 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,080 I pay for this! 469 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,960 I pump my arse off and you, fuck you! 470 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,200 Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits! 471 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,120 Find the horizon and fuck off over it! 472 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,200 (ABI) It's a dream. 473 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,040 I get to live in a... 474 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,800 beautiful place and... 475 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,320 wear lots of beautiful things. 476 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,160 It's a dream. 477 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,000 Insufficient funds. 478 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,760 New from Wraith Babes... 479 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:33,800 (MAN) Come on, girl. 480 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,280 ♪ All ♪ 481 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,680 ...a Wraith Babes reality special. 482 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,920 I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day. 483 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,480 (MAN) Millions watched her glide through 484 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,000 the Hot Shot curtain of dreams to sing her heart out. 485 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,600 ♪ Oh, but anyone ♪ 486 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:54,280 What happened next shocked them all. 487 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,600 We could really work with you. 488 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,760 Do we have a decision? 489 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:02,080 (MAN) Now, watch her stunning erotic debut. 490 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,640 No, no, no, no, no. 491 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,680 (MAN) Let's go. Who do we have here? 492 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,520 I'm Abi. 493 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,440 You entered Hot Shot. You were real impressive. 494 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,640 (WOMAN) Resume viewing. Resume viewing. 495 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,440 No! 496 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,400 Resume viewing. Resume viewing. Resume viewing... 497 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,920 (MAN) Look at you, all clean and shit. 498 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,160 (WOMAN) Portal disabled during commercial. 499 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:45,760 (MAN) You'll see everything. You'll see it all. 500 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,360 Open your mouth. 501 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,720 Open. 502 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,920 Take it in. Take it in, ah. 503 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,280 Yeah. 504 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,240 No! 505 00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,920 No! No! 506 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,840 (MAN GRUNTING) 507 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,640 (ABI) ♪ Anyone ♪ 508 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:39,840 ♪ Who knows what love is ♪ 509 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,760 ♪ Will understand ♪ 510 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,200 ♪ Anyone ♪ 511 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:58,280 ♪ Who knows what love is ♪ 512 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,760 ♪ Will understand ♪ 513 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,720 ♪ Anyone ♪ 514 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,760 ♪ Who knows what love is ♪ 515 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,840 ♪ Will understand ♪ 516 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,680 ♪ Anyone ♪ 517 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,320 ♪ Who knows what love is ♪ 518 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,720 ♪ Will understand ♪ 519 00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:11,300 New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in 520 00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:13,980 the nastiest situations. 521 00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:56,820 (LAUGHING) 522 00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:18,900 (HUFFING) 523 00:48:14,740 --> 00:48:16,500 (BEEPING) 524 00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:27,460 (BEEPING) 525 00:48:38,980 --> 00:48:41,740 (VOCAL EXERCISES) 526 00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:53,860 Can you stand aside, please. 527 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,340 Okay, we're gonna preview you. 528 00:48:57,460 --> 00:48:59,180 You wanna come up into the back. Follow me, please. 529 00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:00,940 Are you messing? 530 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,700 A what nic one? 531 00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:11,660 Oh, an ethnic one. 532 00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:12,980 Uh... 533 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,540 On it. 534 00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:17,540 Mate, we're gonna preview you, all right? 535 00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:20,220 Do you wanna follow me in the back? 536 00:49:20,340 --> 00:49:21,900 You're a prick! 537 00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:27,980 Next lot. 538 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:29,380 (WOMAN) Stand there. 539 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,700 So what are you, a magician? 540 00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:37,420 An entertainer. 541 00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:38,780 Could you say that down the screen 542 00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:40,820 as a self-contained sentence? 543 00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:44,140 I'm an entertainer. 544 00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:54,340 (WOMAN) Before you go on you need to drink a Compliance. 545 00:49:54,460 --> 00:49:56,260 Yeah, they gave me one back there. 546 00:49:56,380 --> 00:50:01,780 Really? Oh, okay. Well, in that case you are good to... go. 547 00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:17,180 Who are you? 548 00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:19,420 Bing Madsen. 549 00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:20,820 (HOPE) What are you planning to do for us? 550 00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:22,180 What the fuck! 551 00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:24,100 (BING) A sort of performance. 552 00:50:25,140 --> 00:50:26,620 A sort of performance? 553 00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:27,700 Yes. 554 00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:30,820 Mmm! A man of mystery! 555 00:50:34,820 --> 00:50:37,740 (HOPE) Well, I suppose we'd better see it. 556 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:39,740 Okay. 557 00:50:40,660 --> 00:50:43,100 (MUSIC STARTS) 558 00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:15,740 (NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 559 00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:21,980 Knob-head! 560 00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:23,820 Fucking cock! 561 00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:39,020 (BING) Stop there or I'll do it. 562 00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:40,700 This is a main artery. Keep walking, you kill me. 563 00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:47,460 No one stops me, not till I've said my piece then 564 00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:48,860 you can do what you like. 565 00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:50,780 (WRAITH) Oh man, just fucking kill yourself. 566 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,820 But you get any on me, dog, I swear to God I'd kick your ass 567 00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:56,020 back to life, just so I could cut your goddamn head off. 568 00:51:58,140 --> 00:52:00,460 Go on! 569 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:02,540 (MAN) Do it, you fucking tosser! 570 00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:04,220 I think we should let him speak. 571 00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:08,700 (AUDIENCE) Speak! Speak! Speak! 572 00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:14,340 Let's hear what he has to say. 573 00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:23,500 Well, come on, got our attention, as requested. 574 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,020 What do you wanna say? 575 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:32,940 Have you prepared a speech, is that it? 576 00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:37,020 Speak! 577 00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:38,740 I haven't got a speech! I didn't plan words. 578 00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:40,740 I didn't even try to. I... I just knew I had to 579 00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:43,540 get here to stand here and I knew I wanted you to listen. 580 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,860 To really listen, not just pull a face like you're listening, 581 00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:47,460 like you do the rest of the time. 582 00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:50,140 A face like you're feeling instead of processing. 583 00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:54,740 You pull a face and poke it towards this stage and we 584 00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:57,500 la-di-da, we sing and dance and tumble around. 585 00:52:57,620 --> 00:53:00,500 And all you see up here, it's not people, 586 00:53:00,620 --> 00:53:03,060 you don't see people up here, it's all fodder! 587 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,180 And the faker the fodder is the more you love it 588 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:06,780 because fake fodder's the only thing that works anymore! 589 00:53:06,900 --> 00:53:09,540 Fake fodder is all that we can stomach. 590 00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:10,980 Actually not quite all. 591 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:12,900 Real pain, real viciousness, that we can take. 592 00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:15,020 Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole and we'll laugh ourselves feral, 593 00:53:15,140 --> 00:53:17,380 because we've earnt the right! We've done cell 594 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:21,300 time, and he's slacking, the scum, so ha-ha-ha at him! 595 00:53:21,420 --> 00:53:24,380 'Cause we're so out of our minds with desperation, we don't know 596 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:27,740 any better! All we know is fake fodder and buying shit! 597 00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:29,860 That's how we speak to each other, how we express ourself 598 00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:33,460 is buying shit! Well, I have a dream. 599 00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:36,380 The peak of our dreams is a new hat for our dopple; 600 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:39,100 a hat that doesn't exist; that's not even there! 601 00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:41,180 We buy shit that's not even there! Show us 602 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:44,780 something real and free and beautiful you couldn't, yeah? 603 00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:47,260 It'd break us. We're too numb for it. 604 00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:49,020 I might as well choke. 605 00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:50,980 There's only so much wonder we can bear, that's why when you 606 00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:53,660 find any wonder whatsoever you dole it out in meagre portions, 607 00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:56,420 and only then till it's augmented and packaged and 608 00:53:56,540 --> 00:53:59,620 pumped through 10,000 pre-assigned filters, till it's 609 00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:02,340 nothing more than a meaningless series of lights, 610 00:54:02,460 --> 00:54:09,020 while we ride day-in day-out, going where? Powering what? 611 00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:11,980 All tiny cells and tiny screens, and bigger cells and bigger 612 00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:14,100 screens, and fuck you! 613 00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:17,620 Fuck you, that's what it boils down to is fuck you! 614 00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:20,900 Fuck you for sitting there and slowly making things worse. 615 00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:23,860 Fuck you and your spotlight and your sanctimonious faces, and 616 00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:27,540 fuck you all for taking the one thing I ever came close to 617 00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:31,380 anything real about anything; for oozing around it and 618 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:35,460 crushing it into a bone, into a joke, one more ugly joke in a 619 00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:41,540 kingdom of millions of them! Fuck you for that happening! 620 00:54:41,660 --> 00:54:44,620 Fuck you for me, for us, for everyone! 621 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,500 Fuck you! 622 00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:11,860 That was without a doubt... 623 00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:14,460 the most heartfelt thing 624 00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:17,900 I've seen on this stage since Hot Shot began! 625 00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:20,460 (CHEERING) Yeah! 626 00:55:24,060 --> 00:55:25,460 Brilliant! Yeah! 627 00:55:25,580 --> 00:55:27,780 (HOPE) You! 628 00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:31,220 You're so articulating someone we all... and I mean 629 00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:35,540 everyone in this hall, something we all agree on. 630 00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:38,580 Even though we may not comprehend all of it, 631 00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:42,980 I think I'm right in saying we do feel it. 632 00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:44,900 Even me. 633 00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:47,580 I know you've got me down as this creature. 634 00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:53,100 But, you know, hey, I get where you're coming 635 00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:55,260 from and I like your stuff. 636 00:55:55,380 --> 00:55:56,700 It's not stuff it's... 637 00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:59,620 It's truth. Am I right? 638 00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:04,620 Your truth, admittedly, but truth nonetheless. 639 00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:10,380 And you're right, authenticity is in woefully short supply. 640 00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:14,140 I'd like to hear you talk again. 641 00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:19,220 How so? 642 00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:21,900 With a slot on one of my streams 643 00:56:22,020 --> 00:56:25,540 where you can talk just like that. 644 00:56:28,140 --> 00:56:32,220 I'd watch it. Such great passion. 645 00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:35,860 He's alright. 646 00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:39,260 You're a little out there but, that throat-cutting thing, 647 00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,780 neat gimmick. 648 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:44,260 What do you say? 30 minutes twice a week? 649 00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:46,100 (CHEERING) 650 00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:49,500 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 651 00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:06,060 Go on, you bastard! 652 00:57:11,180 --> 00:57:13,060 Beats the bike. 653 00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:15,060 Certainly does! 654 00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:32,820 We have with us Oliver. Now, Oliver was once a cleaner 655 00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:36,300 six months ago, but he ate, and ate 'til he hit 17 stone! 656 00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:40,860 And he's here today to try and beat us on Botherguts! 657 00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:44,940 Oh, here goes a big one. 658 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:49,860 (VERY OFF-KEY) ♪ They're worth the while ♪ 659 00:57:49,980 --> 00:57:53,660 ♪ Pushing through the darkness ♪ 660 00:57:53,780 --> 00:57:55,860 (HOPE) Okay, I'm gonna stop you there. 661 00:57:55,980 --> 00:57:59,380 That was achingly terrible. 662 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,300 You have the magnetism of a towel. 663 00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:03,340 I don't ever want to look at you again. 664 00:58:03,460 --> 00:58:06,660 I have to agree. I'm so sorry, love. 665 00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:10,500 You came across as fundamentally unlikeable 666 00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:13,060 and really quite worthless. 667 00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:14,460 (HOPE) Wraith? 668 00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:16,300 You could fill that pussy with honey 669 00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:18,180 and I still wouldn't fuck it. 670 00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:20,900 (GLEE) I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah? 671 00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:23,940 'Cause it's my destiny and I can sing! 672 00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:26,340 Fu... 673 00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:30,740 (MAN) Like that, don't you, Abi? 674 00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:33,660 Mmm hmm. Say it. 675 00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:36,740 Yeah. 676 00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:41,580 (BING) 15,000 new dopple wardrobe options launched 677 00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:43,380 last week alone. 678 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:47,660 Which effectively translates as 15,000 new ways to kill time 679 00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:49,300 in your cell before you 680 00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:52,340 explore an afterlife, which doesn't exist anyway. 681 00:58:52,460 --> 00:58:53,740 But with any luck it'll take your mind 682 00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:57,220 off those saddle sores, eh? 683 00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:59,660 You know, the only thing stopping me from slashing 684 00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:02,860 myself open right now? 685 00:59:02,980 --> 00:59:04,900 I might not die right away. 686 00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:08,340 And, before I went, they'd find a way to charge my twitching 687 00:59:08,460 --> 00:59:12,620 half-dead cadaver 20,000 merits for swabbing the walls clean. 688 00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:14,140 Yeah. 689 00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:18,580 Anyway, hang on in there, if you must. 690 00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:26,500 We're all in this together they say. 691 00:59:26,620 --> 00:59:29,820 Yeah, right! 692 00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:34,300 Farewell forever! 693 00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:36,540 Till the same time next week. 694 00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:42,260 (COMPUTER VOICE) Stream offline. 695 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:11,500 ♪ ♪