1 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:12,380 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:29,940 (MAN) Liam Foxwell, welcome. 3 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:31,140 Thank you. 4 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:32,980 Okay, little speech time. 5 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:35,780 I've been mentioning this to everyone about their appraisals, 6 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:38,300 and I just want you to know that this isn't a witch 7 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:42,100 hunt for the deadwood okay. It's much more of a... 8 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:45,220 treasure hunt for the gold. 9 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:48,260 Shit sinks, but also cream floats. 10 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:50,340 Yes, yes I see that. 11 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:53,020 (MAN) A new area we're getting lots of play in, 12 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,820 and your office could be at the centre for, 13 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:58,860 is litigation in retrospective parenting cases. 14 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:00,260 Retrospective? 15 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:02,300 Bobby sues Mum and Dad for insufficient 16 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:04,580 attention, leading to lack of confidence, 17 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:06,900 leading to damages against earnings. 18 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:09,460 Right, and we're okay the firm's okay... 19 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:12,420 with that ethically and morally? 20 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:16,900 Yep. 21 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:17,780 Huh-huh. 22 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:18,980 Sure. 23 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:21,260 Yeah, yeah right. 24 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:22,980 Are you? 25 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,100 Totally, yeah. 26 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:27,820 Yes. 27 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:30,580 Okay, Liam, look... 28 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:32,580 So if we invite you to stay with the 29 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:36,260 firm in the new environment, what we'd have you to is pull 30 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:39,260 an exhaustive re-do with personnel maybe next week? 31 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:42,740 Oh, well, I, I was ready to do a big re-do right now, but... 32 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:44,820 No, no, no, it's fine, next week's fine. 33 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:49,020 But I have to ask you this, they aren't gonna hit anything to 34 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:50,660 freak us out are they? 35 00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:53,380 They're not, there's no major deletions this quarter? 36 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:57,140 No, no, everything's well within parameters. 37 00:01:57,260 --> 00:02:00,620 Great, okay, Liam this has been really great. 38 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:07,580 Look really hope to look forward to seeing you again. 39 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:13,660 Okay, thank you. 40 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:29,020 Airport please. 41 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:34,060 (BEEPING) 42 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:40,100 (WOMAN) Live, breathe, smell. 43 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:41,940 Full spectrum memory. 44 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:44,300 You could get a Willow Grain upgrade for less than the price 45 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:45,740 of a daily cup of coffee, 46 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:47,980 and three decades of backup for free. 47 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,820 Install ingrained procedure with local anaesthetic 48 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:55,020 and you're good to go, because memory is for living. 49 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:09,260 (REWINDING) 50 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:19,260 Okay, great, this has been really great Liam we, 51 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:23,940 we really hope to look forward to seeing you again. 52 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:25,100 (REWINDING) 53 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:27,420 Liam, we, we really hope 54 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,700 to look forward to seeing you again. 55 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:43,100 Sorry! 56 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,500 (BEEP) 57 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:57,500 Mr. Foxwell? 58 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:59,860 Could you just rewind me your last 24 hours, 59 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:02,140 quad speed that for me, please. 60 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:13,420 Great, and back that up for me times 64 for the week. 61 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:16,220 (BEEPING) 62 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:22,740 That's great. Enjoy your flight Mr. Foxwell. 63 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:29,700 I'm not being funny, right, but look at that. 64 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:30,860 Look at what? 65 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,780 That frayed carpet. 66 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,220 There, you see? 67 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:36,700 Seriously? 68 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:40,820 Yes, seriously. This is a five-star suite. 69 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:43,540 I've paid good money to have perfect details. 70 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:46,780 Now, I've got that shitty carpet for the rest of my life. 71 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:49,180 Only if you keep looking at it, mate. 72 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:53,540 Oh, thanks, Jonas! Now fuck off! 73 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:56,540 Alright now, now you thought the carpet was bad, 74 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:59,020 have a look at this. 75 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:05,980 But you've met Lucy my wife at the Dublin wedding? 76 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,180 Oh, that's right, yeah, hi, Liam. 77 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:10,060 Hi, hi again. 78 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:11,860 Yeah. 79 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:16,460 Hello. 80 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:18,500 Lucy, Liam, we met at the Dublin wedding. 81 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:19,460 Liam! 82 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,660 Yeah. 83 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:23,820 Oh, great. Liam, yes, come in. 84 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:26,580 Thank you. 85 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,340 Oh, great to see you again. 86 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:29,980 Yeah, you too. 87 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:32,500 Thanks, where's Fi been hiding you? 88 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:34,620 Oh, you know, in our house. 89 00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:36,260 (LAUGHS) 90 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,260 We didn't know, she didn't know if you were gonna make it. 91 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,820 Well, it was over quicker than I thought, so... 92 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:42,260 Whoop. 93 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:43,540 Ooops, sorry, hello. 94 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:46,340 Let's get you a drink. Beer okay? 95 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:48,380 Lovely, thank you. 96 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:52,500 Everyone's through there actually, 97 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,140 so I'll be in in a minute okay? 98 00:05:54,260 --> 00:05:55,740 Okay, thank you. 99 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:09,460 Hi. 100 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:12,220 You're back early then I, I didn't think you'd make it. 101 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:14,140 Yeah, well, I didn't stay over and I caught 102 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:16,260 an early flight back, so... 103 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:18,020 - Hiya. - Hello. 104 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,740 So how was the appraisal? 105 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:23,420 Well, they said they'd let me do a re-do sometime next week, 106 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:24,380 so... 107 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,500 Oh, but good? 108 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:27,580 Well... 109 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:29,020 - Later? - Later. 110 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:30,180 Okay. 111 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,340 How's Jody? 112 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:32,580 At home, Gina's babysitting. 113 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:33,580 Oh, Gina? 114 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:34,580 Hey. 115 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:35,900 Jonas, this is, this is... 116 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,100 Liam right? 117 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:39,060 Yeah. 118 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:40,900 Jonas. Dude, really nice to meet ya, how you doing? You alright? 119 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:42,420 - Good, good thank you. - Wicked. 120 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,660 And you know Jeff? 121 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:45,300 Yes. 122 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:47,020 Yeah, you'd remember meeting Jeff, 'cause he would have shown 123 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,500 you, I don't know, a re-do of the side of this fridge, 124 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:50,780 something like that. 125 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:51,820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Piss off Jonas! 126 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:53,260 Hello. 127 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,940 Hello. Your wife's being very mean to me tonight. 128 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:56,620 Ah, well, she's like that. 129 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:58,180 Yeah, tell me about it. 130 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,580 Oh, you alright for a drink? 131 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:00,940 I'm fine, thank you, Jonas. 132 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:02,460 - Nice one. - Yeah, cheers. 133 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:07,180 Colleen, come and meet Liam, he's... 134 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:10,100 Soon to be unemployed slash unemployable lawyer. 135 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:12,860 Hi. 136 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:17,460 And Jeff. Jeff and Fi used to run the parties 137 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:19,940 down the Fraser Road with Paul and me. 138 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:22,780 Mad old days! 139 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,780 Before we started up the Kings. 140 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:26,300 So... 141 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:28,980 Yeah. 142 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,380 So, Liam, what, what, what was it you had? 143 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,020 Assessment? 144 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:34,340 Appraisal. 145 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:35,740 How'd it go? 146 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:37,660 Good. 147 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:41,700 Well, it was, it was a disaster but, you know, I, I don't know. 148 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:43,500 - Hard to gauge? - Yeah. 149 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:45,940 Well let's have a look, re-do, we can appraise the appraisal. 150 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:47,620 (LAUGHS) 151 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:49,100 Yeah, right. 152 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:50,460 Throw it up there and we can grade you. 153 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:53,380 - Er... - Yeah, come on. 154 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:56,100 Well, it could be fun, we could... vote! 155 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:59,180 - Paul? - Yeah? 156 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:00,940 (JEFF) And I work in recruitment actually so it 157 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,020 might be quite useful for you, going forward. 158 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,820 Right, okay. 159 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:04,980 Liam's gonna re-do his appraisal so we can give him marks. 160 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,020 Notes. 161 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:07,300 Well, no pointers, you know. 162 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,380 I think Liam would probably... 163 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,940 Yeah, do you know what, guys... 164 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:12,540 Hey, guys. Now come on seriously, that's not cool. 165 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,460 I mean Liam's obviously uncomfortable so let's just... 166 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:17,660 ...drop it, yeah? 167 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:19,700 Have a cool time. 168 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,660 (PAUL) Time to eat! 169 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:24,820 (LUCY) Oh, it's ready. 170 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:30,140 Thank you so much for inviting us this evening, 171 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,060 it's been too long. 172 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:32,260 Yes, it has. 173 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:33,580 Too long. 174 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,460 Fi? 175 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:39,580 I haven't met him before have I? Jonas is it? 176 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,780 He's one of the old crowd. 177 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,420 I think I said. 178 00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:44,660 Oh. 179 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:46,380 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 180 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:47,740 You know if you're not in the mood we can go. 181 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:48,980 No, no, I'm fine. 182 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,740 Sure? 183 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:11,260 Hey. 184 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,780 (JONAS) Oh, no, I bought enough for others to share. 185 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,260 Thank you. 186 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:25,940 I've been cooking a lot since the break-up. 187 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:27,980 Jonas has had a tough one. 188 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,140 (DOOR BELL) 189 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,620 (COLLEEN) Was it bad? 190 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,460 Yeah, yeah. 191 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:36,140 We were in the middle of planning it all and I suddenly 192 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:39,580 realised that the less the relationship means 193 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,980 the more you spend on the wedding, you know. 194 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,900 You actually start obsessing over, over the tiniest little 195 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:47,460 details, like, like the thickness of the wedding 196 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:50,300 invitation paper, 'cause I mean God knows you need something 197 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:51,980 to fucking talk about! 198 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:57,940 So everybody, this is Hallam, Hallam, Jonas. 199 00:09:58,060 --> 00:09:59,420 - Hi. - Hi. 200 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:02,100 And everyone! 201 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:03,500 - Hi. - Hello. 202 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:05,220 (LUCY) Help yourself. 203 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,660 Jonas was just explaining why relationships are a sham. 204 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,860 Are they? Shit! 205 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:11,940 They're like going to the theatre. 206 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:14,460 You pay loads to go and ultimately you're wasting 207 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:18,140 your entire night, so when someone asks you 208 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:19,980 "Did you have a good time?" 209 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:23,380 you both say "Yeah" you know, "Yeah, it was great", but the 210 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,820 problem is the more that you pay, and the longer it goes on, 211 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:30,660 the more you're "Oh, yeah we really loved it", you know, 212 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:33,220 "We, we love being together and never fucking anyone 213 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:34,860 else and only having just one other person to share 214 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:38,740 our real thoughts with for our entire lives". 215 00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:40,460 I mean, yeah, it's great. 216 00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:42,660 Would you say you loved her though? 217 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:49,460 I just think we just really fancied each other, 218 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:51,180 and that was what it was. 219 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,460 You know what it's like early on, you know, we were just, I 220 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:56,100 don't know, we're just two tools in a tool shed that just fit 221 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,100 together really fucking well. 222 00:10:58,220 --> 00:11:02,660 I mean still by the end I'd be like "Go on, honey, you go up, 223 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:04,580 I'm just gonna watch a little bit more of the news", and I'd 224 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:08,060 find myself, you know, watching re-does of like hot times in 225 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:09,780 earlier relationships. 226 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,540 (LUCY) Easy! 227 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,980 I'm just saying, there's a beautiful woman upstairs, 228 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,860 you know, waiting to have sex with me... 229 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:16,700 What, right now? 230 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:19,020 (LAUGHTER) 231 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:23,340 She's upstairs you know waiting to have sex with me, 232 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:28,020 and I'm sat downstairs watching re-does of like some hot 233 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:30,860 times with some hot girl that I'd just picked up in some 234 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:35,380 place, and I'm fucking pulling myself off. I mean, seriously. 235 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:42,300 Ah, come on. Come on, guys, I mean, 236 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:44,860 we all scroll through the grain rifling through our 237 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:47,980 greatest hits for a little bit of filth now and then, surely? 238 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:50,260 Not me. 239 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:54,460 Hallam doesn't have a grain. 240 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:57,060 (PAUL) Oh, wow. 241 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:58,820 No shit. 242 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,300 Is that a political thing? 243 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,300 No, no, I was gouged about 12 months ago. 244 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:06,140 Jesus, was that painful? 245 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:08,580 Total agony. 246 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,660 But on the plus of that, I don't remember it that clearly. 247 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,260 There's a scar in here. 248 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,260 Yeah? 249 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:15,740 Can I...? 250 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,660 Yeah, it feels quite nice. 251 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,820 And no brain damage clearly. 252 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,900 Well, my sight held on fine. 253 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:37,740 (JONAS) So who took it then? 254 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:40,300 (HALLAM) Stolen to order, as far as they could tell 255 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:43,620 probably to some millionaire Chinese perv. 256 00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,380 - (JONAS) Really? - Yeah. 257 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,700 Is that for real? 258 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:48,460 Yeah, and none of it was encrypted, so... 259 00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:51,620 So they saw the lot? 260 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,220 But the thing is after I was gouged I didn't have one for a 261 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,540 few days and then just kind of liked it. 262 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,940 (JONAS) It's cool, it's cool, I mean because more people, 263 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:05,980 I mean it's a big thing now right? 264 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,460 Like, going grainless? 265 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:08,780 (COLLEEN) I believe it's huge with hookers. 266 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,860 I mean, no offence! 267 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,100 No, no, it's okay. 268 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:16,420 Well, I'm pretty boring. One man at a time. 269 00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:17,940 Boo! 270 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:21,700 Serial monogamist. 271 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,140 I'm a serial monogamist. 272 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,900 I'm staying faithful to my cornflakes right now. 273 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,020 (LAUGHTER) 274 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:32,940 Well I think it's an interesting choice, going grainless. 275 00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:34,580 It's a brave choice. 276 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,860 I'm sorry, but... 277 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,180 I couldn't do it. 278 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,860 Uh-huh. 279 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:47,140 Okay, I was gonna play some re-does 280 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,300 from the Fraser Road days. 281 00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:49,860 Yey! 282 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:52,020 Stuff from the last night, depressing or fun. 283 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:56,180 (COLLEEN) You know half the organic memories you have are junk. 284 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,500 Just not trustworthy. 285 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,300 Colleen works in grain development. 286 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:02,100 With half the population, you can implant false memories 287 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,620 just by asking leading questions in therapy. 288 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:07,540 You can make people remember getting lost in shopping malls 289 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:10,460 they never visited, getting bothered by paedophile baby 290 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,620 sitters they never had. 291 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,540 I'm just happier now. 292 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,540 (REWINDING) 293 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,020 Okay, great, Liam, 294 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:22,820 this has been, this has been really great. 295 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,540 We really hope to look forward to seeing you again. 296 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:27,820 He looks forward to seeing you again, that's good. 297 00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:30,140 Hopes to look forward. 298 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:33,740 We really hope to look forward to seeing you again. 299 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:35,260 It's phoney. 300 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,420 Hang on, pause it. 301 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,460 Now back up. 302 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,700 Zoom in there. 303 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:44,900 Come on, that's a tick. 304 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,580 (LIAM) That could be a V or an L. 305 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,740 It's a tick. 306 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:49,580 Or the start of a swastika. 307 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,140 It's probably the start of a swastika, they were such pricks. 308 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,060 Did you have fun with the old gang? 309 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:00,780 Yeah. 310 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,780 Speak to that Jonas much? 311 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,140 No, no, not really. 312 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:13,180 He's a bit of knob innit? Bit of a dick? 313 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,900 Jonas. 314 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:17,740 Pulling himself off to his own relationships theories. 315 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:21,980 Oh, it must be such a drag, Jonas, putting it about. 316 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,300 And when he protected me from those assholes. 317 00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:27,340 "Hey, come on, guys, it's really not cool to re-do 318 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,860 another man's appraisals dudes". 319 00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:30,700 Then why invite him over? 320 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:32,460 I like him. 321 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,300 You wanted me to invite him. 322 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:41,700 I didn't say anything. 323 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:44,420 You were laughing at everything he said! 324 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:46,340 You invited him! 325 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:48,940 It's obvious I didn't want him to come. 326 00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:52,580 (CLICK) 327 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,660 (FFION) Wow, it's early, it's early to call it a night. 328 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,660 (JONAS) Right, do you fancy a quick one down the pub? 329 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,140 (LIAM) Oh, I've gotta get back, 330 00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,740 rescue Jody from the paedophile baby sitter! 331 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,100 Yeah. 332 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:07,300 But Jonas, why don't you come back to ours 333 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,780 for a nightcap if you want? 334 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,580 See. 335 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,260 It was obvious I didn't want him to come, I was being polite. 336 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,220 To a moron. 337 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:17,860 If you really don't want him to come, you can get rid of him. 338 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:30,340 Hey, hey. 339 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:32,060 (LIAM) Hey. 340 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,940 Well actually what time is it? 341 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,500 It's midnight. 342 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,500 Phew, shit, it's quite late! Time's gone on. 343 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,580 - Yeah, time does that. - Yeah. 344 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,460 What, 15 minutes? 345 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,020 Yeah. 346 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,500 But it, we've got the baby sitter inside, so... 347 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,060 So is that new info? 348 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:52,340 No, it's just that, we, I mean we thought, right, Fi? 349 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:54,260 - Yeah. - Yeah. 350 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,020 Okay, now I get it. 351 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,900 No, it's just that actually it turns out we're tired 352 00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:01,620 and I guess we forgot, but now we've remembered, so, sorry. 353 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:02,780 No, it's fine really. 354 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,500 (FFION) I'm sorry. 355 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:07,660 Oh, it's cool, no worries, yeah I've got a backup plan so... 356 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,860 Oh, cool, well, envoke the back up. 357 00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:12,820 Yeah, I will. See you later, Fi. 358 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:13,980 It's good to meet you, man. 359 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,340 Yeah. 360 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:16,740 Nice one. 361 00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:18,540 Brilliant, brilliant. 362 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,260 Okay, cool. 363 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,820 Good to meet you, man, yeah. 364 00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:33,220 Listen, Gina, it's a 40 minute wait for a cab, 365 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:36,180 but if you want I'll have the bed made up in my office, yeah? 366 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,220 Okay, thanks, Fi. 367 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:42,340 Hey just, you know, use anything, 368 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,820 there's T-shirts and... 369 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,380 Alright, yes, thanks, I'll show myself up. 370 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,060 - Alright, night. - Night, guys. 371 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:48,780 Night, Gina. 372 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,900 (BLING) 373 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:56,940 (BABY CRIES) 374 00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,380 Thank you. 375 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,020 Is he a big part of the gang? 376 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,820 - Who? - Jonas. 377 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,340 I don't know, yeah? 378 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:34,740 Let me guess, he's spent his time oozing around the girls, 379 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:35,940 offering back rubs. 380 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,300 Not really. 381 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,460 Circling for an orifice. 382 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,820 Was he always that oily or... 383 00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:45,020 Okay, look... 384 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,340 What? 385 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,300 It's nothing, but... 386 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:55,060 ...you may have noticed a bit of an atmosphere because... 387 00:18:56,580 --> 00:19:00,900 ...me and Jonas years ago had a bit of a thing. 388 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,900 You had a thing with oily dude man. 389 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,540 It was just a little thing and I didn't even 390 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:05,620 know you back then, so... 391 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:08,460 You slept with oily dude man? 392 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,180 That's hilarious! 393 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,940 We've all got our skeletons, how about you and Gemma? 394 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,500 Well, I told you about Gemma. 395 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:18,140 Gemma was a nutcase, but you never mentioned Jonas. 396 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:20,700 I did, I told you I hooked up with someone in Marrakech. 397 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,420 Jonas is Mr. Marrakech? 398 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,340 It was like a month, it was a stupid thing and then... 399 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,500 I thought Mr. Marrakech was some sort of super cool, 400 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,220 well not him. 401 00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:30,460 It was years ago and... 402 00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,100 Are you embarrassed by that? 403 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:34,340 'Cause it's embarrassing. 404 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,820 I'm sorry but, Christ, are you not embarrassed? 405 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,420 It was years ago. 406 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:41,620 But you dated him for a month? 407 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,500 That's what I said. 408 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:48,300 'Cause when you told me about Mr. Marrakech, it was a week. 409 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,820 No, I didn't. 410 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,020 (REWINDING) 411 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,660 (LIAM) What about you? 412 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,060 I don't wanna see our first time right now. 413 00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,900 Ssh, ssh, you're about to talk. 414 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,740 (FFION) I went away and had a little thing that did my head 415 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:04,500 in for a while with this sort of, this sort 416 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:09,180 of head-fuck guy in Marrakech. 417 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,420 (LIAM) Mr. Marrakech? 418 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,340 Yeah! 419 00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:15,780 (LIAM) I'm not, I'm imagining it, a chiller, with a big knob. 420 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:18,740 (FFION) No, it's like a dormouse. 421 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:21,180 Big deal, big heartbreaker? 422 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,660 No, it was just a week. 423 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,340 It was a weird week. 424 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,540 So a weird week or a month? 425 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,300 The point it, it wasn't a big deal. 426 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:32,100 Well, it was big enough to do your head in. 427 00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:36,420 Jonas, King Dormouse Dick of Marrakech did you head in. 428 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,220 That was a nice night. Used to be. 429 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,060 You're getting obsessed. 430 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:44,900 I'm not. 431 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,140 We had all this with Dan, 432 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,820 I don't want you going like that again. 433 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,980 He had little, creepy, beady eyes and he was always... 434 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,220 What, acting like he was interested? And you know what? 435 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:54,700 I think, I think he probably did fancy me, and actually 436 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,300 he wasn't completely hideous, so in another life I 437 00:20:57,420 --> 00:21:00,740 don't know, but nothing happened! 438 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:04,060 And Jonas... 439 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:08,380 Oh, he's an old fling! So what? Don't get all fucked up. 440 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,660 Oh, what, I'm fucked up, am I? 441 00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:11,500 No, I mean just... 442 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:14,820 No, no, that's brilliant, 'cause sometimes you're a bitch. 443 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:20,740 I didn't mean that. 444 00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:22,780 You're a bitch. 445 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,580 I'd like you to erase that. 446 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,700 You're a bitch. 447 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,300 Also sometimes. 448 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,780 You can't just edit off the word "sometimes". 449 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:41,100 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 450 00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:13,620 I'm sorry, Fi. 451 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:16,780 I know I go a bit weird and wonky sometimes. 452 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,700 I love you, you know. 453 00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:29,220 I know. 454 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:38,780 (LOUD MOANING) 455 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,540 ... in a tool shed that just fit together 456 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,340 really fucking well. 457 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:52,180 But still by the end I'd be like "Go on, you go up to bed, 458 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,220 I'm just gonna catch a little bit more of the news", and then 459 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:57,740 I'd find myself, you know, watching re-does and like hot 460 00:23:57,860 --> 00:24:00,340 times in earlier relationships! 461 00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:03,300 I've got a beautiful woman upstairs 462 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:05,540 waiting to have sex with me 463 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:08,660 and I find myself watching re-does of 464 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,180 my hot times in earlier relationships. 465 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,420 Easy! 466 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:27,580 (COMPUTER) Lip read reconstruction enabled. 467 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,820 (AUTOMATED VOICE FI) Hey, it's good to see you. 468 00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:31,620 (AUTOMATED VOICE JONAS) Good to see you too. 469 00:24:31,740 --> 00:24:33,460 I was nervous when I heard you were going to be here. 470 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:35,420 It's weird isn't it? 471 00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:38,820 Morning. 472 00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:41,620 Gina, over here. 473 00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:43,860 Come here a second, I just want your opinion. 474 00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:46,340 It's just a silly game. 475 00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:52,860 Sit down. Just answer this. 476 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:57,300 No, I'm a serial monogamist. 477 00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:00,260 I'm staying faithful to my cornflakes right now. 478 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:06,340 Now, is that funny? 479 00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:07,940 Er... 480 00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:11,340 There's no need to be nice, the man's a prick. 481 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:15,260 Is that funny in your opinion? 482 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,420 Well... 483 00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:18,860 No, I'm a serial monogamist. 484 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:22,340 I'm staying faithful to my cornflakes right now. 485 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:24,420 Erm, no. 486 00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:25,580 No. 487 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,660 - I dunno. - You do. 488 00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:29,060 - Hey. - Hi. 489 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:31,140 What's this? 490 00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:32,420 Oh, I'm just getting Gina's opinion on something. 491 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:35,020 No, I'm a serial monogamist. 492 00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:37,980 I'm staying faithful to my cornflakes right now. 493 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,180 I was just wondering because you found it funny 494 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,100 but it clearly isn't, and Gina agrees. 495 00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:45,420 I didn't really wanna get involved. 496 00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:46,620 Gina, let me get you a cab. 497 00:25:46,740 --> 00:25:48,380 (GINA) My dad's on his way. 498 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,620 Just one, just one, one other thing. We both wanted 499 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:55,180 him to come back, but who wants him to come back more? 500 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,220 In your opinion, off the top of your head, 501 00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:58,540 who wants him to come back more? 502 00:25:58,660 --> 00:25:59,940 (JONAS) Okay, well, bye. 503 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,820 (FFION) Yeah, bye. 504 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:04,140 Wow, it's early. It's early to call it a night. 505 00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:06,420 (JONAS) Well do you fancy a quick one down the pub? 506 00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:08,300 (LIAM) Oh, we've gotta get back, 507 00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:10,380 rescue Jody from the paedophile baby sitter! 508 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,500 Oh, that's just a, that's a joke. 509 00:26:13,380 --> 00:26:14,660 Sorry. 510 00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:16,340 Jonas, why don't you come back to ours 511 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:18,580 for a nightcap if you want? 512 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:21,060 Yeah. Yeah. 513 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,140 (BANGS ON DOOR) 514 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:23,540 No, ignore the joke. 515 00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:25,660 Who's more keen for him to come back? 516 00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:26,660 I don't know. 517 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:27,660 I'll see you out. 518 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,180 (LIAM) You do know, Gina. 519 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,140 (FFION) I'm so sorry, he's really hung over. 520 00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:32,020 (GINA) That's okay. 521 00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:48,340 I'm staying faithful to my cornflakes right now. 522 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,620 That is just objectively not funny. 523 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,980 Anyone would say that's not funny. 524 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,300 That was fucking embarrassing. 525 00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:01,260 Whatever you're cueing up, stop it. 526 00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:03,060 Sit down, please. 527 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:14,260 Do you see that? 528 00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:16,220 You know Jeff? 529 00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:18,060 (LIAM) Yes. 530 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,780 (JONAS) Yeah, you remember meeting Jeff 'cause he would 531 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,940 have shown you, I don't know, a re-do of the 532 00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:24,300 side of his fridge, something like that. 533 00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:25,300 Spot the difference. 534 00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:26,180 You're drunk. 535 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,020 I'm the difference. 536 00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:30,260 He's the greatest guy in the world, and then I arrive and... 537 00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:32,100 you clam. 538 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,700 For clarity. 539 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,060 We're just talking! 540 00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:40,780 But moments later you're so stiff. 541 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:43,180 I don't know, a re-do of the side of his fridge... 542 00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:45,220 (LIAM) You don't know how to stand around him. 543 00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:47,220 Your gauges are all over the place, hot and cold. 544 00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:48,620 This is just stupid! 545 00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:51,660 But you can't hide it, not completely. 546 00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:54,580 See how you look at him. 547 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:56,220 The less the relationship means, 548 00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:58,220 the more you spend on the wedding. 549 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,220 I mean really, you start obsessing over these tiny 550 00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:02,620 little details, and the thickness of the wedding 551 00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:04,340 invitation paper. 552 00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:06,140 Now, how you look at me. 553 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,220 Well I think it's an interesting choice 554 00:28:08,340 --> 00:28:09,380 going grainless 555 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,660 (LIAM) It's a brave choice. 556 00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:12,620 I'm sorry but... 557 00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:17,980 Tell me you look at me nice like you look at him. 558 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,420 You can't. 559 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:21,020 And how am I looking at you now, Liam? 560 00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:22,180 How long did you go out with him for? 561 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,500 Does it matter? 562 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:32,180 You know half the organic memories you have are junk. 563 00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:33,740 Just not trustworthy. 564 00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:35,140 Well, when it comes to little things. 565 00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:36,740 And big ones. 566 00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:38,780 (LIAM) Is that Marrakech? 567 00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:42,740 Does that look like Marrakech? 568 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,540 No. 569 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:49,580 It's not Marrakech. 570 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:52,420 So how long did you go out with him for? 571 00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:58,300 Alright, about six months. 572 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:04,700 So not a, not a week or a month, six months? 573 00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:06,860 The ever-inflating romance. 574 00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:08,420 You're probably still going out with him. 575 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:11,300 Why am I on trial here? 576 00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:12,460 What's been going on? 577 00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:15,220 Nothing has been going on! 578 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,820 It was... 579 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:18,780 Christ you know how it is when you first get with 580 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:22,620 someone and then previous boyfriends come up. 581 00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:24,940 He was never a boyfriend, it was always a weird week. 582 00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:27,260 I down-played it, I fudged it, it was... 583 00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:28,740 You lied? 584 00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:31,100 Not everything that isn't true is a lie, Liam. 585 00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:34,940 Hello? 586 00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:36,620 Yeah, alright he was a bigger thing than I made out, 587 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:37,700 and yeah he's sort of a dick. 588 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:39,540 Sort of? He's a massive... 589 00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:43,540 But I, and I liked him then, and I don't like him, not like that, 590 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:46,460 not now. 591 00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:48,340 So just to get this clear. 592 00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:51,260 He fucks you, gets footage for his re-do wank file, 593 00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:52,340 but you're still pally? 594 00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:53,500 This is sad! 595 00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:54,540 You know, 'cause if he was... 596 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,700 This is just sad. 597 00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:58,420 ... he probably sits there and tosses himself off all over his cashmere blanket. 598 00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:00,420 It was years ago! 599 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:02,980 Not for him. 600 00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:06,180 I find myself, you know, watching re-does of really 601 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:08,780 hot times in early relationships. 602 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,580 Easy. 603 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:14,140 Ah, sober up, make yourself puke, whatever, I don't care, 604 00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:16,420 just sort this out. 605 00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:19,940 Fuck! 606 00:30:20,060 --> 00:30:22,220 I find myself, you know, watching re-does of like really 607 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:24,340 hot times in early relationships. 608 00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:26,060 Easy! 609 00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:32,340 And I'm downstairs watching some re-do of, of some night, 610 00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:35,220 I've picked up somebody else and... 611 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:37,340 Yeah, nice, Jeff. 612 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,220 She's upstairs, waiting to have 613 00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:42,980 sex with me, and I'm downstairs watching some re-do of some 614 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,740 night I've picked up somebody else. 615 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:46,100 Easy! 616 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:47,300 And I'm fucking pulling myself off! 617 00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:48,740 I'm just saying... 618 00:30:50,420 --> 00:30:51,940 (ENGINE STARTS) 619 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:53,500 (COMPUTER) Grain warning. 620 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,660 Grain assistant suggests you may not be 621 00:30:55,780 --> 00:30:57,460 in a suitable physical condition 622 00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:59,700 for the activity you appear to be engaged in. 623 00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:02,180 To override continue at your own risk. 624 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:05,100 All health and personal accident insurance is... 625 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:06,780 Thank you. 626 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,500 (BUZZER) 627 00:31:22,140 --> 00:31:23,180 (JONAS) Who's that? 628 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:24,660 It's Liam. 629 00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:26,020 Erm... 630 00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:27,940 It's Liam from last night. 631 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,660 Liam? 632 00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:31,180 Is Fi with you? 633 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:33,740 Ah, she's not, no. 634 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:36,820 Sorry Liam mate, is there something that you want? 635 00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,740 Yeah I just wanna, I just wanna come in and talk to you, 636 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:40,980 can you open the gate? 637 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:44,180 Yeah, yeah, yeah sure, no problem, I'll let you in. 638 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:45,820 Nice, nice one. 639 00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:01,300 Hey. 640 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,340 Hey. 641 00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,020 What do you want? 642 00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:07,660 I just wanted to come in for a bit, dude. 643 00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:10,300 That looks expensive, is that expensive? 644 00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:12,220 Look, Liam, this morning, mate... 645 00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:13,620 Oh, fucking hell. 646 00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:15,580 Liam! 647 00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:24,580 Jonas, this is a nice place. 648 00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:30,020 Hey, seriously, man. 649 00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:31,740 Look, it's not cool you just walking in like this, 650 00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:34,300 and to be honest with you it's a little bit weird. 651 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:36,580 Is that a Marakeechian lamp? 652 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:46,220 Liam, do I have to call Fi? 653 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,540 Did you guys have a row or something like that? 654 00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:49,620 - Sit down. - No, I'm alright. 655 00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:53,100 Go on, sit down, it's not a bear trap, it's your chair. 656 00:32:57,620 --> 00:33:00,660 Do you want me to bounce this off your fucking head? 657 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:08,180 I'm joking, Jonas! 658 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:11,100 Bloody hell, I thought you was supposed to be cool, man, 659 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:13,820 you're meant to be fucking brilliant. 660 00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:15,460 What's going on? 661 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,180 Yeah, that figures. 662 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,340 Get some good stuff for the scrap book? 663 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,220 I think you should go. 664 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,620 I don't blame ya, I would have. 665 00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:31,660 Tell you what, let's have a look. 666 00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:34,580 Go on, chuck it on the screen. Don't be shy. 667 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:37,260 Go on. 668 00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:39,100 I'm fucking joking again, Jonas. 669 00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:43,300 For goodness sake, you need to grow a sense of humour. 670 00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:44,580 He's uptight, ain't he? 671 00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:46,300 (JONAS) Okay, Liam. 672 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,860 It's a lovely room this. 673 00:33:49,980 --> 00:33:52,060 Thank you. 674 00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:55,100 Is this where you masturbate to images of my wife? 675 00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:58,180 Or do you do it in that room? 676 00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,100 Okay, Liam, I want you to leave now. 677 00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:02,100 Do you sometimes start in there and then finish in there? 678 00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:04,900 'Cause the world's pretty much your oyster innit? 679 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,700 I want you to leave. 680 00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:13,820 Oh, well, that's a pity. 681 00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:15,260 Come on mate. 682 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:17,340 Oh no, what you doing? What are you doing! 683 00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:18,900 (CLUNK) 684 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:20,780 - (HALLAM) What are you doing? - What are you doing? 685 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:22,100 Jesus! Get out! 686 00:34:22,220 --> 00:34:23,740 Stand up, Jonas, come on. 687 00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:04,620 (REWIND) 688 00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:10,540 Hey. What do you want? 689 00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:18,500 Don't do that! 690 00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:20,260 Go on... 691 00:35:20,380 --> 00:35:21,940 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 692 00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:23,620 (LIAM) Stand up, Jonas, come on. 693 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:24,860 (HALLAM) Get out, you fucking prick! 694 00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:26,540 I tell you what... 695 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:32,620 (HALLAM) Stop it! 696 00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:36,460 I'll tell you what you're gonna do, yeah? 697 00:35:36,580 --> 00:35:39,100 You're gonna get every bit of Fi you've got in there, 698 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:41,340 you're gonna select it all and you're gonna wipe it! 699 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:42,820 Hello, Police, I'm witnessing a serious assault 700 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:45,500 at 5 Hartford... 701 00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:46,900 (LIAM) Wipe it! 702 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,180 (JONAS) Fuck off! 703 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,580 (HALLAM) I don't have a grain feed to show you, I don't have a grain. 704 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,980 (BOTTLE BREAKS) 705 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:56,020 I'll tell you what, right either you wipe it or I will fucking gouge you myself! 706 00:35:56,140 --> 00:35:58,060 Okay. 707 00:35:58,180 --> 00:35:59,780 (HALLAM) Just do what he says. 708 00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:03,740 (LIAM) Not on your eye, in there, on there. 709 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:05,860 (HALLAM) He's doing it! 710 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:12,260 Now delete it all, the lot, or I will crack your 711 00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:15,900 skull and I will gouge your fucking neck. 712 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:17,780 (JONAS) I'm doing it. 713 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,500 Stay away from my house! 714 00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:42,300 Now delete it all, the lot! 715 00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:46,620 Or I will crack your skull and I will gouge your fucking neck. 716 00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:48,660 I'm doing it. 717 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,700 Liam? 718 00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:39,580 Where did you go? 719 00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:46,300 What happened? 720 00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:47,420 Liam, what happened? 721 00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:49,940 Did you use a condom or not? 722 00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:54,900 Just say. 723 00:37:56,420 --> 00:37:58,460 Yeah, well, whatever you think. 724 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,300 Am I Jody's father? 725 00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:01,620 - Liam? - Am I? 726 00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:03,700 Yes, of course. 727 00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:04,940 You sure about that? 728 00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:06,700 Yes! 729 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,820 That's nice. 730 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:15,620 Always liked that picture didn't you? 731 00:38:15,740 --> 00:38:18,220 That's why I bought it for you. 732 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:21,620 I never liked it. Thought it was pretentious shit. 733 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,380 I tell ya what you're gonna do, yeah, 734 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,580 you're gonna get every bit of Fi you've got on there... 735 00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:40,300 Christ, what have you done? 736 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:42,020 I'm getting to the good part. 737 00:38:42,140 --> 00:38:44,060 Hello, Police, I'm witnessing a serious assault at... 738 00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:45,420 (REWIND) 739 00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:55,620 Now delete it all, the lot, or I will crack your skull 740 00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:59,620 and I will gouge your fucking neck. 741 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:11,580 18 months ago in this room... 742 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:24,300 You know when you suspect something? 743 00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:27,340 It's always better when it turns out to be true. 744 00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:31,540 It's like I've had a bad tooth for years and I'm 745 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,700 just finally getting my tongue in there and I'm digging 746 00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:35,900 out all the rotten shit. 747 00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:40,140 That's not what it looks like. 748 00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:41,420 Oh, did Jonas come round to read you a story? 749 00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:42,540 No, it was... 750 00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:43,500 A story about fucking? 751 00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:45,180 It was... 752 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,180 when all the Dan stuff was going on, 753 00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:49,500 and you'd walked out. 754 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:52,780 For like ten minutes. 755 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:55,580 For five days, Liam. 756 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,740 No call, no nothing. 757 00:39:59,660 --> 00:40:02,180 So you fucked him after four days? 758 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,820 That's heroic. 759 00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:07,180 I mean three days, that's admirable, but four days. 760 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:09,060 I mean you must have been gagging. 761 00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:11,420 I was upset. 762 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:15,900 We went for a drink, I got drunk. 763 00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:18,500 It shouldn't have happened. 764 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:22,100 I'm sorry. 765 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:26,340 I'm so sorry, I can't, I can't say anything else. 766 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:28,420 I love you! 767 00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:32,300 Did you use a condom? 768 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:33,860 Yes. 769 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:37,060 'Cause we didn't have any here, we were trying. 770 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,260 He had some. 771 00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:40,660 In his pocket? 772 00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:42,580 In his car. 773 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,860 Was it his decision or did you make him wear one? 774 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:48,780 I made him. 775 00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:50,300 And you saw him put it on? 776 00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:51,700 Yes. 777 00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:53,460 Show me then. 778 00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:56,700 Show me on there. 779 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:04,260 I need to see it, Fi. 780 00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:08,060 I deleted it. 781 00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:10,860 I wanted it to go away, I wiped the whole thing. 782 00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:12,060 Did you? 783 00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:13,540 Yeah. 784 00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:14,740 So it's just a blank gap in your timeline? 785 00:41:14,860 --> 00:41:16,860 Yeah. 786 00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:19,260 Show me that then. 787 00:41:23,140 --> 00:41:25,300 Yeah, okay. 788 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:27,660 I have to find it. 789 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:36,260 No! No deleting it, not now! 790 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:37,700 No, no. 791 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:42,780 It's still on there is it? 792 00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:46,540 I'm sorry. 793 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,180 You have to show it to me, Fi. 794 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,300 Why? 795 00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,460 'Cause I want to see it. 796 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,460 I love you. 797 00:41:58,220 --> 00:41:59,700 Show it to me. 798 00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,140 No. 799 00:42:01,260 --> 00:42:02,420 Show it to me. 800 00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:03,540 - No. - Show it to me! 801 00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:05,660 - No! - Show it to me! 802 00:42:05,780 --> 00:42:07,860 I want to see what, what he looks like! 803 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:13,340 This isn't me, look what you're doing to me! 804 00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:16,380 Fi, I need to see it! 805 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,020 Please? 806 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,940 I need to see it, Fi. 807 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:06,980 (FFION, ON TAPE, LAUGHING) Need any help? 808 00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,660 (JONAS) Sorry! 809 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,380 Agh! 810 00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:29,780 (DEEP MOANING) 811 00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:47,780 (MOANING GROWS LOUDER) 812 00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:09,220 (LIAM) I love you. 813 00:44:09,340 --> 00:44:11,100 I love you too. 814 00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:17,660 Oh! 815 00:44:19,420 --> 00:44:21,780 (LIAM) Hello, stinky! 816 00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:33,060 (REWIND) 817 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:39,020 (STOPS) 818 00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:10,700 Hey. 819 00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:36,300 Brown or green? 820 00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:38,220 Green. 821 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:42,020 ♪ ♪ 822 00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:20,620 (SPLASH)