1 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:21,660 ORGAN FANFARE PLAYS 2 00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:58,340 APPLAUSE 3 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:33,260 INAUDIBLE SPEECH 4 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:57,939 He surrounded himself, 5 00:01:57,940 --> 00:02:00,459 no matter where he went in the country, 6 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:05,179 with people that would have confidence in him 7 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:07,379 that he did no wrong. 8 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:12,059 And he did that all over the country, en masse. 9 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:14,139 And these were not children, 10 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:16,739 these were not the vulnerable people. 11 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:18,939 These were people at the head of society. 12 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:22,779 These were... These were people that ran institutions. 13 00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:25,419 They weren't silly people, 14 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:27,699 these were supposed to be educated people. 15 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:31,899 And he groomed them quite easily, seemingly. 16 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:35,499 I personally think that the charity work he was doing 17 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:39,699 was totally a cover for everything he was doing, 18 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:42,779 um, to give this image of this wonderful man 19 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:46,339 that was raising all these funds for charity, 20 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:51,219 and I don't think it had anything to do with his religion at all. 21 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:54,259 Because you can't commit a sin on one hand 22 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:56,019 and pray for forgiveness on the other, 23 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:57,859 because it doesn't make the sin go away. 24 00:02:57,860 --> 00:03:04,740 I feel very angry towards anybody who enabled Jimmy Savile... 25 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:10,740 ..to behave in the way he did, which was monstrous. 26 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:17,620 I feel that the people who were aware... 27 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,219 ..of his behaviour... 28 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:24,099 ..have to hang their heads in shame. 29 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:27,179 There was no way anyone was going to believe me. 30 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:29,659 Um, obviously, being a child, you know, 31 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:32,459 you don't have no dealings with the authorities. 32 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:34,699 You don't understand, 33 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:38,099 obviously, how you understand it as an adult. 34 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:40,340 But nobody was going to believe me. 35 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:51,579 Last time we met, 36 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:55,579 you said something about making a promise to the Duchess. 37 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:57,259 Yeah, to honour her memory. 38 00:03:57,260 --> 00:04:00,219 And you seemed to suggest that you sat with her dead body. 39 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:02,780 I did. A very happy time! 40 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:05,939 And then, it wasn't quite clear 41 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:08,419 when I played the recording back... Don't worry. 42 00:04:08,420 --> 00:04:10,299 I've got a memory like an elephant. But it... 43 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,499 It sounded like you'd said... 44 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:15,180 ..you'd "Never do that shit again". 45 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:20,540 What could you have meant? 46 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,459 No idea, cos I never said it. 47 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:26,620 Your machine wants fettling. 48 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,020 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 49 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:56,300 DOORBELL RINGS 50 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,139 Hello...? 51 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:05,620 You said to call round? 52 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:08,819 I did, didn't I? 53 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:11,419 So, here we are. Yeah. 54 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:13,779 Right, well, I'm a bit, er, busy at the moment, but... 55 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,460 Well, come in for a minute. 56 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:22,859 I thought it was next week. 57 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:24,700 Er, right. 58 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:29,659 Right. 59 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:31,699 QUIETLY: Good heavens. What a pigsty! 60 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:34,059 HE WHISPERS: Well, he's not here that much. 61 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:37,059 Is this how you leave all the places you stay? 62 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:39,099 Not that we ever know where you stay. 63 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:42,779 But to turn your mother's home into a... squat...? 64 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:44,019 Quite right, Beryl. 65 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:45,699 The Duchess might be gone, 66 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:48,379 but I know she's still up there looking down 67 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:51,659 and she would expect the same standard of behaviour 68 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:53,059 as when she was alive. 69 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:54,579 I should think so. 70 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:56,659 So, why did you want us round? 71 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,179 Er, I get letters every day. 72 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:00,299 You know, people asking for help. 73 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,979 You know, brain scanners, hostels for the homeless, 74 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:05,379 day centres for the mentally handicapped, 75 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:08,059 and it's all work I want to do, but I need help. 76 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:11,059 What kind of help? Well, you know, admin, accounts - 77 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:13,299 all the stuff you're good at and I'm not. 78 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:16,339 You know, if you good people help me organise my life, 79 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:18,659 then I can spend more time playing the Good Samaritan, 80 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:20,779 which I know is what the Duchess would want. 81 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,340 Well... 82 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:27,459 ..if it's for charity, I suppose we can hardly say no. 83 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:29,380 DOORBELL RINGS 84 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,579 Your new specs, Mr Savile. 85 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:42,019 I'm Susan. 86 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:45,539 You rang and asked for them to be brought to your house? 87 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:49,179 Yes. Yes. I did, er... By me especially, the manager said. 88 00:06:49,180 --> 00:06:50,979 Indeed I did. 89 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:52,940 So entranced was I, um... 90 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,899 ..by your charms when you were in that room 91 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,739 and shone that little torch into my eyes. 92 00:06:57,740 --> 00:07:00,419 It's called an ophthalmoscope, Mr Savile. Ophthalmoscope! 93 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,259 Right, I get a little shiver down my spine just hearing you say that. 94 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:04,860 And call me Jimmy, Susan. 95 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:09,579 Erm, anyway... 96 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:10,859 I am all out of milk. 97 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:13,739 Um, could you nip to the corner shop? 98 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:17,179 Just down the road on the right, then come back and fit the goggles. 99 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:19,259 Oh... Of course. 100 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:22,940 Good girl. Er, I'll see you in a bit. 101 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,779 Autograph hunter. 102 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:33,179 Er, you don't have to start straight away. 103 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,540 That's good, because we can't. 104 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:38,419 You'd be my little guardian angels. I wouldn't go that far. 105 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:41,460 But if we can help you help others, Sav, then we will. 106 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:44,580 Right, great, that's it. 107 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:47,460 Beryl. Aye. 108 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:55,900 Take care. Ta-ra. 109 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,660 DOORBELL RINGS 110 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:25,259 Well, not quite enough for a tin bath for us both to bathe in, 111 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:26,819 but it'll do for a brew. 112 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:28,140 Enter Jimmy Savile HQ. 113 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:31,619 Don't mind the mess, the cleaners have let me down. 114 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:34,140 The kitchen's the best. Just through there. 115 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:37,620 LOCK CLICKS 116 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:43,059 After your mother's death, 117 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:45,139 far from stopping, the rumours grew... 118 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:46,779 We're back on rumours again. 119 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:49,539 ..about your behaviour with girls. 120 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:51,379 What are you doing? Stop! 121 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:54,859 We're just doing what men and women do. Are you a virgin? Get off! 122 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:59,059 It's what I call SOS - "same old shit". 123 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,459 You'll find the door's locked. The door's locked. 124 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:03,419 Let me out! I'll tell the police! 125 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:04,699 No! Sit down! 126 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,059 Gossip. 127 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:07,499 Balloons full of hot air. 128 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,779 Prick 'em, and there's nowt there. 129 00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:13,339 SAVILE: Which is why I was always able to make 'em disappear. 130 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:14,620 < Now... 131 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,060 That didn't happen. 132 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:21,779 What? 133 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:25,379 Whatever you may have thought just happened... 134 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,620 ..didn't happen. 135 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,620 Have you heard of Savile's Travels? 136 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:34,619 Course I have. 137 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:36,419 Right, well, as it happens, 138 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:40,460 I'm doing a recording of one from Leeds today. 139 00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:44,339 And I'd like you to do a little interview with me, 140 00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:45,820 and then you can go. 141 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:49,739 DAVIES: But the rumours didn't go away, did they? 142 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:53,819 SAVILE: Only in the minds of a few nay-sayers and killjoys. 143 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,819 I was on an upward trajectory. 144 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:58,059 Yeah, becoming an increasingly powerful figure 145 00:09:58,060 --> 00:10:01,299 in broadcasting, which... which... Not powerful, not powerful. 146 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,139 Trusted and respected. 147 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:05,779 Nobody who mattered believed them rumours. 148 00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:09,620 Otherwise, why would the BBC have offered me the show I did next? 149 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:15,819 ON TAPE: Here I am in the city of my birth, talking to the lovely Susan. 150 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:19,739 Susan, tell me, what do you do for a job? 151 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:21,539 Trainee optometrist. 152 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:24,540 Really? Brains as well as beauty. I... 153 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,179 I wouldn't say that. 154 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:30,299 And, tell me, what kind of hobbies, outside work, 155 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,979 what do you enjoy doing? 156 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:33,459 Well... 157 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,939 ..I like baking cakes. 158 00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:39,019 Oh, one day, you'll make a lovely wife for some lucky young man. 159 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:40,179 TAPE STOPS 160 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:43,379 What's so brilliant is, you can hear the girl's nervous, 161 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:46,499 but with that avuncular manner, you soon win her trust. 162 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,779 No-one doubts Jimmy's got a way with young people. 163 00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:50,859 Which brings us to the purpose of this meeting. 164 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:53,979 Roger and I have been developing a new show. 165 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:57,219 Where Top Of The Pops was aimed at teens, 166 00:10:57,220 --> 00:11:00,019 kids will be the key to this. Simple premise. 167 00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:02,899 Basically, we ask the public to write in 168 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:05,739 asking us to make a wish come true 169 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,419 for either themselves or someone they know. 170 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:11,099 It might be a boy wanting to fly a helicopter, 171 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,699 or a girl wanting to sing a duet with her favourite pop star... 172 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:17,139 A paraplegic wanting to scale Ben Nevis in a wheelchair? 173 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:20,179 Exactly! Exactly! You've got it. So, our idea would be 174 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,139 to have the presenter sat there in a special chair... 175 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,859 Wave a magic wand? 176 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:27,219 Got it. So, when do I start? 177 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,739 Well, job's not necessarily yours, Jimmy. 178 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:32,419 Do you mind me asking who else is in the running? 179 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,299 Um, 180 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:35,379 Monty Modlyn. 181 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:39,379 Oh, oh, dear old Monty! And he's very interested in the job 182 00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:42,179 and he's already suggested a super title, Monty'll Fix It. 183 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:43,259 Perfect, 184 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,739 if it was being presented 185 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:47,379 by Field Marshall Viscount Montgomery of Alamein! 186 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,939 Jimmy'll Fix It does have quite a ring, too. 187 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:52,779 Still wrong! What would you suggest? 188 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:53,899 Jim'll Fix It. 189 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,980 One syllable shorter, much catchier. 190 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,940 Jim'll Fix It. You're right. 191 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,659 Jim sounds like your favourite uncle. 192 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,219 You don't have any kids, do you? 193 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:07,459 I don't, because where there are kids, there's usually a wife 194 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,739 and where there's a wife, there's strife. 195 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:12,219 But you do like children? Love 'em. Love 'em, 196 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:14,459 if I can give 'em a squeeze and hand 'em back. 197 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,939 Don't forget, though, in my various voluntary roles, 198 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,899 I've brought a great deal of sunshine into the lives of children. 199 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:21,180 Indeed, indeed... 200 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:24,500 Give us a minute, will you, Roger? 201 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:34,939 Look, I've no doubt you're the best man for the job, Jimmy. 202 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:37,059 I have no doubt either, King Billy. 203 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,939 Given that my success is the reason your sitting in that chair, 204 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:42,220 why wouldn't you put me in the Fix It chair? 205 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:46,019 There's a matter I need to raise first. 206 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:48,179 I'll save your blushes by doing it for you. 207 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,659 The matter of the young lady who committed suicide. 208 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:51,979 Of course. 209 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,019 There was an investigation. 210 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:55,659 And very impressed I was 211 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:59,339 by the diligence with which my learned friend carried it out, 212 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,779 even though I knew I would be exonerated. 213 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,499 I do need an absolute assurance from you 214 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,779 that you have no skeletons hiding in the closet. 215 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:09,180 I swear on my mother's grave. 216 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,099 KNOCK AT DOOR 217 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,380 Come in. 218 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:26,420 Anna... 219 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,819 I just wanted to let you know... I've heard. 220 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,539 You've given it to Savile. 221 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:34,099 Look, I know you don't like him... 222 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,540 He's a rude, arrogant man. 223 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:39,859 There are women in this building 224 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,699 who make sure they are never alone with him. 225 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,499 None of them have told me that. 226 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,459 Oh, come on! 227 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,459 You must have heard the rumours! 228 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,739 About what? 229 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:52,459 His behaviour with teenage girls. 230 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:54,019 I haven't heard any rumours. 231 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:56,179 Well, Douglas Muggeridge has heard them. 232 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,739 And if Radio 1 has heard them, then why haven't you? 233 00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:01,739 Did Douglas investigate these rumours? Yes. 234 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:05,019 And, admittedly, nothing conclusive was found... Well, there you are. 235 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,779 But what about the girl who committed suicide? 236 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,140 All investigated by the lawyer. 237 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:15,299 And you consider that to be the end of the matter? 238 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:18,500 He found no evidence to justify the allegations. 239 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:22,619 The investigation looked right across the BBC, 240 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:26,699 and he did say that such is the labyrinthine nature of TV Centre 241 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,179 and the dressing room area 242 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:31,459 that it was inevitable some immoral behaviour would occur. 243 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:33,859 And that's supposed to be an excuse? 244 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:35,619 That "immoral behaviour" 245 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:38,419 is ultimately your responsibility, Bill. 246 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,819 Which is why I've taken steps to deal with it. 247 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:44,619 Admission to TV Centre is now strictly ticket only. 248 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:48,019 There's now much greater vigilance to keep out under-16s. 249 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,459 Does that include girls who climb over walls 250 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,459 to get into the back of the building? 251 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:55,739 And the girls in the BBC Club plied with drinks 252 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:59,099 by pop stars and staff who we employ? 253 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,259 Entrance to the BBC Club has been tightened up. 254 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:05,939 Anna, I'm doing my best, but I can't work miracles! 255 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:09,579 And anyway, this show's going to be centred on kids, not teens. 256 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,379 They'll be working as a team, 257 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,699 making sure they're properly looked after. 258 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:18,459 You can't possibly believe this man has any real empathy with children. 259 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,659 All I know is, Jimmy Savile is a brilliant talent, 260 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,419 and we have to look after talent. 261 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:26,259 And all I know is that a man like that 262 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,859 has no place working at the BBC. 263 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:32,140 That's my decision, Anna, not yours. 264 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,579 Mr Cotton. Hello. 265 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:39,859 DIRECTOR: 10, 9, 8, 7... Mr Cotton. 266 00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:43,539 ..6, 5, 4, 3... 267 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:46,059 ♪ If there's anything that you want to do 268 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:49,179 ♪ If you want to do anything cool 269 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,499 ♪ Jim'll, Jim'll fix it 270 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,139 ♪ Jim'll Jim'll fix it 271 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:56,259 ♪ Jim'll, Jim'll... ♪ 272 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,779 Good evening, one and all, 273 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:02,179 and welcome to the very first edition of Jim'll Fix It, 274 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:06,419 a brand-new show where yours truly makes dreams come true! 275 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:09,259 It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it! 276 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,659 And, tonight, we have a young boy who wants to swim with dolphins, 277 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,459 and, last but not least, 278 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:17,499 three teenage gals who are desperate to meet the Osmonds. 279 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,859 GIRLS SCREAM 280 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:21,379 SAVILE: Suddenly, it all made sense. 281 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,779 Everything I'd done before 282 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:25,539 had been preparing me for sitting on that throne 283 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:28,859 and seeing kiddies' faces light up as I made their dreams come true. 284 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:32,099 It wasn't my impression, when I attended a recording aged nine, 285 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:35,139 seeing all the production crew urging kids to grin 286 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,779 when they went up to sit with you. 287 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:38,859 They didn't need any urging. 288 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:41,059 And when you weren't on camera, 289 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:42,939 you just seemed sort of distant and cold. 290 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,459 It's called professionalism. 291 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,459 I just felt like I was seeing another side to you. 292 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,419 You've not been listening, have you? 293 00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,739 There's only one side to me, and he's talking to you now. 294 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,099 And he's thinking to himself, 295 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,179 "I hope I didn't misjudge Dr Wordsmith. 296 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,459 "I hope he's not like some of his fellow scribes, 297 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:58,739 "always wanting to lift the toilet lid 298 00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:00,299 "to see what's lurking in the pan." 299 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,579 Because were that the case, 300 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,139 I might tell him to sling his hook. 301 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,859 I just want this book to paint a rounded portrait. 302 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:09,939 Then let's have no more talk of kiddies being urged to grin. 303 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:13,099 I brought joy into innocent lives, that's all. 304 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,019 HORN HONKS OUTSIDE 305 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,699 Oh, minibus! 306 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,019 BOY: Yes! 307 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:20,339 Hang on, hang on, come back! 308 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,699 They're not going to go without you. You can't be a scruff 309 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,860 if you're going on the telly to meet Jimmy Savile. 310 00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:26,940 Right. 311 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,459 Perfect. Go on. Bye! 312 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:34,059 Oh! Kevin! Kevin, hang on! The tie! 313 00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:35,179 Right, remember, 314 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:38,460 make sure you give this to a grown-up to give to Jimmy. 315 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:40,979 Bye. Bye. 316 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,099 DOOR OPENS 317 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,740 Have fun! 318 00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,979 APPLAUSE 319 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,459 Now, all that remains 320 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:56,579 is for me to give you lovely boys your Jim'll Fix It badge. 321 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,699 But there's quite a few of you, 322 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,979 so I can't give you all one each. 323 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:05,059 Instead, I've had a ginormous one made for all of you. 324 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:07,179 So if you all stand up here now... 325 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:09,539 Now, you just steady that, young men. 326 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,779 And pass that ribbon down that way, 327 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:14,259 pass that round your shoulder. That's it, good lad. 328 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,979 Same, pass it round your shoulders. 329 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:17,899 Oh, there's another one there. 330 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,619 There we go, that's the one. 331 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,299 There... There it is. 332 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,619 So, that's all for tonight. 333 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,299 Don't forget to tune in to Jim'll Fix It 334 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,699 same time next week, 335 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,979 where we make more dreams come true! 336 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,379 APPLAUSE 337 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:34,619 ♪ Your letter is only the start of it 338 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:38,299 ♪ One letter, and now you're a part of it 339 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,579 ♪ Now you've done it 340 00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:42,539 ♪ Jim has fixed it for you... ♪ 341 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:45,179 Well done, everyone, great show. Biscuits are there. 342 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,860 Come on, do help yourself. 343 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:05,259 Now, then, now, then, young man, 344 00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:08,259 I believe this came from you. 345 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,099 Yeah. 346 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,059 Well, what a splendid surprise! 347 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,219 And I've got a surprise for you. 348 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:18,979 I know I gave a Jim'll Fix It badge to the whole pack, but... 349 00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:22,059 ..what if I give you your very own? 350 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,779 Oh, yeah. Yeah, please. 351 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,060 Yeah, ah, well, you follow me. 352 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,060 Excited? 353 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:04,179 Well, if you want that badge, 354 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,979 I want you to do just... 355 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,620 I want you to do just one more thing. 356 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,339 Remember, it's our little secret. 357 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:51,460 You don't want to get your mum all upset. 358 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:56,299 Oh, there he is! We've been looking for you, you little rascal! 359 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,979 Kevin! You had us worried for a minute. 360 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,739 Poor lad wandered off, 361 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,459 got lost in the woods. 362 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:06,179 Luckily, Uncle Jim found him before the big bad wolf. 363 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,020 VACUUM WHIRS 364 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,259 Hi, how did it go? 365 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,579 Great. 366 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:17,939 Well, come on, sit down. Tell me about it. 367 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,659 Did he like the tie? 368 00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:21,820 Course he liked the tie. 369 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,499 Look at that. 370 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,500 Oh, that's amazing! 371 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:33,420 QUIET ORGAN MUSIC 372 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:50,659 Bless me, Father, it is six months since my last confession. 373 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:53,580 And what sins do you want to confess? 374 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,060 Selfishness. 375 00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:01,299 And what was the selfish act? 376 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:05,819 There's a caff in Ilkley, called the Tradesman's, 377 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:10,780 and the owner wouldn't let me pay, and I, er... 378 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:18,379 I didn't try to, even though double egg and chips is only a pound. 379 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,020 And I knew he was skint. 380 00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:24,260 So, er, why do you think you did it? 381 00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:28,380 Er, childhood. 382 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:32,260 Parents struggled to put food on the table. 383 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:36,939 So, this fellow giving away free egg and chips, do you th... 384 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:40,139 Do you think he got pleasure out of it? 385 00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:41,899 No question, Father. 386 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:45,139 And you didn't like to take away that pleasure? 387 00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:47,019 I know myself how much pleasure I get 388 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,220 from doing things for other people. 389 00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:56,339 This is perhaps not a... a great sin... 390 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,060 Anything else? 391 00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,819 Not for myself, Father. 392 00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:03,860 But, um... 393 00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:12,380 I have a pal who struggles with the sins of the flesh. 394 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:15,739 And he wanted some advice. 395 00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:17,979 Is this friend a Catholic? 396 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,540 He is. 397 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:25,139 I think he just wanted to get things straight in his mind. 398 00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:26,900 What things, exactly? 399 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:31,739 Well, he's a single man, 400 00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:33,739 but he sometimes gets tempted. 401 00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:35,860 Oh, so did St Paul. 402 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:42,379 Temptation isn't of itself necessarily a sin. 403 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,340 But if he gives in to it? 404 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,299 How? 405 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,380 Oh, um... 406 00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:53,340 Forcing himself upon someone... 407 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,180 ..a young person... 408 00:23:58,140 --> 00:23:59,940 ..a child, even? 409 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:08,860 That would be a mortal sin. 410 00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:13,539 Supposing he did lots of good things 411 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:16,020 to try and make up for it. 412 00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:21,380 Would there still be a chance he could go to heaven? 413 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,820 The Catechism is clear. 414 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,580 Any sin can be forgiven... 415 00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:36,580 ..if he made a confession. 416 00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:41,220 But... 417 00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:43,820 ..you{\candHFFFFFF 418 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:47,299 ..urge him... 419 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:50,420 ..if he has done anything like you have described... 420 00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:54,260 ..to give himself up to the authorities. 421 00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:05,780 Oh, I'll make sure he understands that, Father. 422 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,620 Bloody priceless, eh, Sav! 423 00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:28,899 Dream-maker to the nation. 424 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:31,060 King Jimmy. 425 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,739 I'd settle for "Sir". 426 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,259 They wouldn't be able to touch you then, would they? 427 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:39,299 I mean, I know you've got other ways of killing stories, 428 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:42,019 but who'd put a Knight Of The Realm in court? 429 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:45,099 It's not the only reason I want it. 430 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,099 Power and the glory, too, eh? 431 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:48,899 Never thought I'd get this far. 432 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:53,499 So, why not see if I can get all the way to the fuckin' top? 433 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,379 Hmm, why not? 434 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:57,779 ♪ ..Now you're a part of it 435 00:25:57,780 --> 00:25:59,779 ♪ Now you've done it 436 00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:01,939 ♪ Jim has fixed it for you 437 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:04,619 ♪ And you and you 438 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:08,699 ♪ There must be something that you always want to do 439 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:12,459 ♪ The one thing that you've always wanted to 440 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,419 ♪ Now you've done it 441 00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:16,659 ♪ Jim has fixed it for you 442 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:21,059 ♪ And you and you and you Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba... ♪ 443 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:22,700 SEAGULLS CRY 444 00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:28,539 Good heavens, Jimmy Savile! 445 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,299 Ma'am, at your service! 446 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,939 I heard the Tories were in town. 447 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:34,579 I came to pay my humble respects. 448 00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:37,179 May I? Indeed you may! 449 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,939 Oh, goodness... 450 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:42,099 I do believe I may have kissed the hand of a future Prime Minister. 451 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:45,699 Well, we hope so. I didn't know you lived in Scarborough, Jimmy. 452 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:48,419 I have many homes, none closer to my heart. 453 00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:51,019 Sea, sand, and ice cream par excellence 454 00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:53,419 as served by my very good friend, the Mayor. 455 00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,779 You must try one! Oh, I shall! 456 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:59,019 But can I just say how much I love Jim'll Fix It? 457 00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:01,459 Denis and I are huge fans! 458 00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:03,859 Flattery, madam, will get you everywhere! 459 00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:06,819 And I'm told you do an awful lot for charity. 460 00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:08,699 A call for help, I'm there. 461 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,659 Well, I wish you well in your work. 462 00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:12,179 And I in yours. 463 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:14,379 But may I make a cheeky request? 464 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,739 Oh, I like a cheeky request. 465 00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:19,259 I sometimes get requests from kiddies 466 00:27:19,260 --> 00:27:22,179 wanting me to fix it for them to meet the Prime Minister. 467 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,019 Do you think that might be possible? 468 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,779 Of course! 469 00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:28,499 But you must first fix it for me to be PM! 470 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,739 Then I shall work my magic powers! 471 00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:32,620 Well, it was lovely to meet you! 472 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:53,819 The wind ripped all the roof off. 473 00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:56,380 The rain did the rest. Biblical. 474 00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:00,899 REPORTER: Just coming into Downing Street now, 475 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:05,099 here comes the prime ministerial Rover, bearing now Mrs Thatcher. 476 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:10,899 I would just like to remember some words of St Francis of Assisi 477 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:15,619 which I think are really just particularly apt at the moment. 478 00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:19,259 Where there is discord, may we bring harmony. 479 00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:22,419 Where there is error, may we bring truth. 480 00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:25,499 Where there is doubt, may we bring faith. 481 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:28,580 And where there is despair, may we bring hope. 482 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:44,019 We're all ready for you, Mr Savile. 483 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,459 Splendid, Jeeves. 484 00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:46,740 Lead on! 485 00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:22,019 The Duke of Monmouth. 486 00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:25,979 Secretary to Charles II and made a Knight of the Garter. 487 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:27,819 Well deserved, I'm sure. 488 00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:31,339 They had proper hairstyles in them days. Yes. 489 00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:34,339 You've never been fond of a short back and sides. 490 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:36,579 Well, this keep me ears warm. 491 00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:38,219 Welcome to Chequers. 492 00:29:38,220 --> 00:29:39,779 Oh, and thank you for fixing it 493 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:42,619 for me to become Prime Minister. As promised. 494 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,939 Normally, I'd do such a meeting at Number Ten, 495 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:47,019 but I thought this would be convenient 496 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:49,259 since Stoke Mandeville is only down the road. 497 00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:51,899 Well, this whole area is like a second home to me, 498 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:54,379 and, of course, very handy for Broadmoor. 499 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:55,979 Oh, you are involved there as well? 500 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,699 Official entertainment officer. 501 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,579 That's marvellous. 502 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:02,339 So, the spinal injuries unit. 503 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:04,379 Er, yes, it's in ruins. 504 00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:06,059 Yes, I'm aware. 505 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,779 They've asked me to head up a campaign 506 00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:09,259 to have it completely rebuilt. 507 00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:11,099 Well, jolly good for you. 508 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:14,299 The architects have given an estimate of ten million. 509 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:17,100 I was hoping the Government might chip in. 510 00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:21,019 You do realise the Labour Government 511 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:24,339 left this country's finances in a terrible state. 512 00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:27,499 I warned Mr Callaghan that the pot'd be empty, 513 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:28,899 the way he was carrying on. 514 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:31,539 He let himself be bullied by the unions, 515 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,459 ran up a mountain of debt, 516 00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:36,059 strikes, rubbish on the streets... 517 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,339 A terrible mess. No question. 518 00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:41,739 And I'm afraid some of the blame rests with Mr Heath 519 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:44,139 when he capitulated to the miners. 520 00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:46,779 Well, now, if you show a miner weakness, 521 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:50,819 he will have you for breakfast. I should know, I was one. Really? 522 00:30:50,820 --> 00:30:54,219 Hearts of lions, but give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard. 523 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:57,859 I rather think you and I are cut from the same cloth, Jimmy. 524 00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,979 Well, er, humble origins. 525 00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:03,179 Er, and we know money doesn't grow on trees. 526 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:08,179 So, I hope you'll understand why my government can't help financially. 527 00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:12,339 And I do think it's vital people learn to help themselves. 528 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:16,259 Which is why I'm determined to raise this money by hook or by crook. 529 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,619 Then I'll strike a bargain with you, Jimmy. 530 00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:21,979 If you did somehow raise the funds for the building, 531 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:25,459 I'll try and find the money to run it. 532 00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:28,220 In that case, ma'am, we have another deal. 533 00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:34,579 LAUGHTER AND CHATTER 534 00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:36,940 INDISTINCT CHATTER 535 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,699 Good to see you. Hello. Good to see you. How did you raise it? 536 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:48,740 Oh, all sorts of ways, but mainly a 24-hour sponsored... 537 00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:55,940 COINS RATTLE 538 00:31:58,420 --> 00:31:59,780 Morning, sweetheart. 539 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:03,819 Tell you what, 540 00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:06,419 I'll see if we can get hold of one of these T-shirts for you. 541 00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,460 How about that? 542 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:19,579 Bit mardy, that one? 543 00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:21,499 In and out of here all the time. 544 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,339 Grandad got a bit... 545 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:25,660 ..over-familiar with her. Oh, oh... 546 00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:32,659 INAUDIBLE 547 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:35,739 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 548 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:37,579 Three of my favourite ladies! 549 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,419 Jill, spondoolies rolling in? 550 00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:40,619 Yes. Bingo! 551 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:42,379 How are we doing, my hearties? 552 00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:45,339 Exhausted as ever, but it's wonderful. 553 00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:47,699 People just walk in, they give what they can. 554 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:50,779 And they all say, please thank Jimmy for us. 555 00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:53,179 Thank 'em from me. Make sure they get a T-shirt each. 556 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,139 We're all set, Jimmy. Good man. 557 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,499 PRIEST: And help us to be living witnesses to the Lord. 558 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,619 Lord hear us. 559 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:02,659 ALL: Lord, graciously hear us. 560 00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:04,299 We pray for peace in the world. 561 00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:06,819 That men, women and children may live together 562 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:10,099 in peace and harmony that God our Father intends. 563 00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:11,539 Lord hear us. 564 00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:14,019 Lord, graciously hear us. 565 00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:16,139 We pray for all in special need, 566 00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:18,539 the sick in mind or body and their carers, 567 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:21,979 the lonely and those with financial, work or family worries. 568 00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:23,379 Lord hear us. 569 00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:25,939 Lord, graciously hear us. 570 00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:29,219 We pray for those who died and all who are bereaved, 571 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:31,979 that the love of God may transform the darkness of death 572 00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:34,459 into the bright promise of immortality. 573 00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:36,019 Lord hear us. 574 00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:38,139 Lord, graciously hear us. 575 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:39,980 SERVICE CONTINUES IN CHAPEL 576 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,100 Father asked me to do the collection plate... 577 00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:02,019 ..Through your goodness, we have this bread to offer, 578 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:06,099 which earth had given and human hands have made. 579 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:09,219 It will become for us the bread of life. 580 00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:12,019 Blessed be God for ever. 581 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:15,699 By the mystery of this water and wine, 582 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:19,619 may we come to share in the divinity of Christ, 583 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:23,939 who humbled himself to share in our humanity. 584 00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:27,459 Blessed are you, Lord God of all creation. 585 00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:31,339 Through your goodness, we have this wine to offer. 586 00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:34,739 Fruit of the vine and work of human hands, 587 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:38,019 it will become our spiritual drink. 588 00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:40,580 ALL: Blessed be God for ever. SAVILE: Blessed be God for ever. 589 00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:18,659 I want to ask you about the knighthood. 590 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:21,379 Never courted, never sought. 591 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:24,059 Well, I find that hard to believe. 592 00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:28,579 I, er... I take it you're not a religious man, Dr Wordsmith. No. 593 00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:31,539 Well, I think that's why we've probably got 594 00:35:31,540 --> 00:35:33,819 this "ulterior motive" problem. 595 00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:37,539 Jesus said, "It's more blessed to give than to receive." 596 00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:39,899 That's all I did. Oh, come on, Jimmy, I've... 597 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:42,739 I've been reading about this, been thinking about it! 598 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:44,699 I mean, St Matthew said, 599 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:48,779 "Give to the poor and you will have treasure in heaven." 600 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:51,979 Now, doesn't that imply that charity is never purely selfless, 601 00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:54,779 that the giver will always get something out of it? 602 00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:57,139 And you want that something to be sinister? 603 00:35:57,140 --> 00:36:00,579 Surely you can see why I'm pressing the point... As I said 604 00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:03,299 to my good friend, Pope John-Paul II... Yeah... 605 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,939 ..those who bring sunshine into the lives of others 606 00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:07,459 can't keep it from their own. 607 00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:09,619 And he said, "Spot on, Jimmy." 608 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:12,700 The more happy I made other people, the happier I was. 609 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,940 Sam...? 610 00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:24,220 Are you all right? 611 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:28,500 What's all this? 612 00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:32,539 Your periods haven't started, have they? 613 00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:34,139 Uh... 614 00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:35,420 No. 615 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:38,140 Then why? 616 00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:41,900 Sam, why? 617 00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:45,899 To try and stop him... 618 00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:47,340 ..getting in. 619 00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:50,660 Oh... 620 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:53,580 You poor thing. 621 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:02,579 Look, whatever was happening to you at home - 622 00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:04,260 it can't happen here, can it? 623 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:09,260 You're safe with us in hospital, aren't you? You couldn't be safer. 624 00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:16,220 Sam, what is it, hmm? 625 00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:20,220 Is there something else? 626 00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:34,059 Come on, cheer up. 627 00:37:34,060 --> 00:37:36,139 Give me those. 628 00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:39,779 Why don't you go to the day room and see what's on telly? 629 00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:41,259 Can't. 630 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,019 Got chapel. 631 00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,899 The priest expects me. 632 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:48,180 Well, you go to chapel, then, stop worrying. 633 00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:54,259 PRIEST: Lord, {\candHFFFF00 634 00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:57,779 and for all those charities who work to alleviate hunger 635 00:37:57,780 --> 00:38:00,779 and poverty, both here at home and across the world. 636 00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:02,339 Lord hear us. 637 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,699 Lord, graciously hear us. 638 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:07,579 We pray for children and young people everywhere, 639 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:11,020 especially those who are in care, or otherwise vulnerable. 640 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:14,539 Lord, graciously hear us. 641 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:17,699 Lord, help us to be understanding and forgiving 642 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,659 of all those we encounter. 643 00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:21,379 Lord, hear us. 644 00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,260 Lord, graciously hear us. 645 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:53,820 SHE RETCHES 646 00:38:56,540 --> 00:39:00,060 SHE SOBS 647 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:31,860 CHOIR SING: In The Bleak Midwinter 648 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:39,299 ♪ ..Earth stood hard as iron 649 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:44,819 ♪ Water like a stone 650 00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:49,699 ♪ Snow had fallen, snow on snow 651 00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:54,580 ♪ Snow on snow... ♪ 652 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,660 JIMMY SINGS TO HIMSELF 653 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,619 Merry Christmas, Jimmy. 654 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:12,899 Same to you, Jeeves. 655 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:15,899 Pop those under the tree, if you'll be so kind. 656 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:17,620 You'll find her in the kitchen. 657 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:22,979 Merry Christmas, one and all! 658 00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:25,619 Jimmy, welcome. Merry Christmas. 659 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:29,740 Now, I know you don't touch alcohol, so this is orange juice. 660 00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:33,019 Good health, Ma'am. 661 00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:35,499 Please don't "Ma'am" me, Jimmy. I'm not royalty. 662 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,699 Well, you are to me. 663 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,259 And I'm more than happy to provide some fun 664 00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:40,779 at the court of Queen Maggie. 665 00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:42,939 Flattery will get you everywhere. 666 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:46,059 Do you know what, I think that every Maggie needs a Jimmy. 667 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,859 Quite right. 668 00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:51,699 This is Robert Armstrong, my Cabinet Secretary. 669 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:54,619 He's the man in my life who makes everything possible. 670 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:57,179 Or impossible, if I think she's doing the wrong thing. 671 00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:59,579 JIMMY CHUCKLES Well, season's greetings, good sir. 672 00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:03,219 And to you. Robert's only popped in for a sherry. 673 00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:05,499 Heading off to see my family shortly. 674 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,779 Denis has taken the other guests for a stroll. 675 00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:11,099 Er, may I ask who they are? 676 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:14,419 My speechwriter, Ronnie Millar, and three others. 677 00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:16,419 All bachelors like yourself, Jimmy. 678 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:20,499 I hate to think of you poor chaps spending Christmas alone. 679 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:23,059 Deeply touched. Anyway, it gives us a chance to catch up. 680 00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:25,019 It's been such a busy year. 681 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,899 What with the Pope's visit... 682 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:30,779 Oh, yes. Well, I acted as his native guide in Yorkshire. 683 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,379 T'was a great morale booster. 684 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,259 As was the Falklands. 685 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:39,979 It wasn't a decision I took lightly, but it had to be done. 686 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:42,539 No question. And when people say to me, 687 00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:47,739 "What about those 300 men who died when we sank the Belgrano?" 688 00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:50,540 I say, "Maggie had no choice." 689 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,339 Thank you. 690 00:41:53,340 --> 00:41:56,259 But tell me about Stoke Mandeville. 691 00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:59,259 I'm hearing amazing things about the appeal. 692 00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:00,699 Amazing indeed. 693 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,539 Another half million and we're there. 694 00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:04,459 The building work is already under way. 695 00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:06,980 Extraordinary! Well... 696 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:10,499 ..I'm going to find that half million for you. 697 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,259 Oh, my word! 698 00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:15,059 And, as promised, the money to run it. 699 00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:16,979 Well, what a Christmas present. 700 00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:18,139 And by the way, 701 00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:23,179 I'm sure your astonishing personal contribution will be recognised. 702 00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:25,379 Oh, I... I don't do it for the glory. 703 00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:28,819 But it's exactly that selfless public service 704 00:42:28,820 --> 00:42:30,779 that our honours system is for. 705 00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:33,100 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd better find those men. 706 00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:45,139 Already got an OBE, haven't you? 707 00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:46,820 And proud of it. 708 00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:53,419 OK, guys, I'm sitting down here like this. 709 00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:55,139 Oh-oh-oh-oh! 710 00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:58,820 ..seven, six, five, four, three... 711 00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:03,059 Prime Minister's car is approaching. Thank you very much. 712 00:43:03,060 --> 00:43:05,260 JIM'LL FIX IT THEME PLAYS 713 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:08,619 Keep all our fingers crossed, 714 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:11,299 we hope that the British public respond as they have done. 715 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:14,499 ♪ One letter, and now you're a part of it 716 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,499 ♪ Now you've done it 717 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:19,179 ♪ Jim has fixed it for you 718 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,659 ♪ And you, and you 719 00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:25,899 ♪ There must be something that you always want to do 720 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:29,139 ♪ The one thing that you always wanted to 721 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:31,139 ♪ Now you've done it 722 00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:33,259 ♪ Jim has fixed it for you 723 00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:35,979 ♪ And you, and you 724 00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:38,459 ♪ And you No-no-no, no-no-no... ♪ 725 00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,459 JIMMY: It's a very special day for us. 726 00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:43,619 Finally, we're back up and running again. Back on our feet. 727 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,699 ♪{\candHFFFF00 728 00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:48,459 ♪ Jim has fixed it for you 729 00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:52,300 ♪ And you, and you, and you... ♪ 730 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:57,219 When I think that it costs £10 million, 731 00:43:57,220 --> 00:44:01,859 how on earth do you raise £10 million in three years? 732 00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:03,379 It's easy. 733 00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:07,140 ♪ And you, and you, and you. ♪ 734 00:44:14,580 --> 00:44:16,379 Thank you. 735 00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:18,739 You're late, Dr Wordsmith. 736 00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:22,699 I ordered tea and crumpet, but I've eaten it all now. 737 00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:24,539 Sorry, it was a... 738 00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,179 ..domestic issue. 739 00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:28,300 Trouble with her indoors? 740 00:44:29,620 --> 00:44:31,139 Rather not talk about it. 741 00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:32,580 Yeah. I'll bet. 742 00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:42,819 You'll not have, er, visited this august establishment before? 743 00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:44,379 No. 744 00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:46,579 Yeah. 745 00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:49,580 They don't let any Tom, Dick or Harry in here, you know. 746 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,619 See that? 747 00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:56,779 From the Pope, Knight of St Columbus. 748 00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:58,300 That's how I got in. 749 00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:05,739 Previous members include Darwin, Dickens, Disraeli, 750 00:45:05,740 --> 00:45:08,980 Duke of Wellington, who parked his arse in... 751 00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:11,819 ..in this very spot. 752 00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:15,059 And I sometimes like to think of the Duchess up there 753 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:16,539 looking down on me. 754 00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:20,459 Thinking, "What an extraordinary journey my little boy made." 755 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:22,220 Indeed. 756 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:27,100 You were talking last time about not seeking the knighthood. 757 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,299 Which was perhaps just as well, because there was a time 758 00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:32,459 when the possibility was slipping by, wasn't there? 759 00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:34,139 Please elaborate. 760 00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:36,979 Well, you'd rebuilt Stoke Mandeville, 761 00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:39,339 you found extraordinary national acclaim, 762 00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:42,659 but by the late '80s, there was still no letter 763 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:46,019 from the Honours Committee, and your career was on the slide. 764 00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:47,980 News to me, Dr Wordsmith. 765 00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:52,019 Please elaborate. I was hoping you'd do that. 766 00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,260 I can't. 767 00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:55,980 Because it wasn't. 768 00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:04,099 TV: Tonight, I'm joined by a showbiz legend, 769 00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:07,099 the man who's been spinning records for over 25 years, 770 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:08,459 Jimmy Savile. 771 00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:09,699 APPLAUSE 772 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,899 Jimmy, you have the title of a swinging bachelor. 773 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,419 How would you react as a Roman Catholic... Yes? 774 00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:16,739 ..if one of your partners became pregnant? 775 00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:18,779 Well, I'd say, "Who was it?" 776 00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:20,059 LAUGHTER 777 00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:21,739 Come judgment day, you're a Christian. 778 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:24,219 Don't you believe you've put God in somewhat of a dilemma? 779 00:46:24,220 --> 00:46:26,139 Yes. There's Jimmy Savile, the good man... 780 00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:28,979 Eh? ..that gives money to charity and helps young children, 781 00:46:28,980 --> 00:46:32,019 and the Jimmy Savile who flies in the face of everything written 782 00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:34,099 in the New Testament about sexual promiscuity. 783 00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:35,339 Twats. 784 00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:37,939 ON TV: I didn't realise that. Well, no, you've admitted it. 785 00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:39,299 Stand up, anybody who was so good 786 00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,699 that they will walk straight through the golden gates. 787 00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:44,379 Me, when I stand in front of the table and St Peter's there 788 00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,819 and he says "You are not coming in", 789 00:46:45,820 --> 00:46:48,579 I'll say, "Well, why not?" and He'll say, "Cos you're a villain", 790 00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:51,019 and he'll show me the debit side, and I'll say, "Hang about," 791 00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:53,819 and I'll show him the credit side and say, "Does that mean anything?" 792 00:46:53,820 --> 00:46:56,659 If he says "That means nothing," I'll threaten to break his fingers. 793 00:46:56,660 --> 00:46:59,179 Because, I mean, I don't know anybody that's going to get... 794 00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:00,619 Little fuckers. 795 00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:03,699 Even with your charity work, you come across as a bit of an egotist. 796 00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:06,059 As if it's all about you, not the people you're helping. 797 00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:10,179 I don't care how I come across, right? 798 00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:13,019 All I care about is helping those in need 799 00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:15,579 and putting smiles on people's faces. 800 00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:17,299 What about your personal standards? 801 00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:18,699 In one of your tabloid articles, 802 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,739 you describe having sex in your passion wagon. 803 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:23,380 How do you reconcile that with your Roman Catholic faith? 804 00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:28,099 Well, I thought this was going to be a bit of fun, but never mind. 805 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:31,539 Your attitude to sex seems strange. Do you think sex is dirty? 806 00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:32,579 No. Do you? 807 00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:34,299 Twerp. 808 00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:36,499 20 years ago, I would have knocked 'em about. 809 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,460 What've you got for me? 810 00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:41,499 It's him. 811 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,099 Robert Armstrong. 812 00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:44,499 Thatcher's Cabinet Secretary. 813 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:47,739 It seems she's put you up for a knighthood three times, 814 00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,419 he's blocked it each time. 815 00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:50,459 He's a cunt. 816 00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:52,139 I knew he didn't like me, but he's... 817 00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,659 He's got an effing knighthood, 818 00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:54,979 why can't I have one? 819 00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:57,659 No reason, but he's got Maggie's ear. 820 00:47:57,660 --> 00:47:59,620 Wants to save her embarrassment. 821 00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:02,259 About what? 822 00:48:02,260 --> 00:48:05,580 Seems to be to do with stuff you've said and written over the years. 823 00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:10,179 What stuff? About encounters with young women, 824 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:12,299 of which you've claimed to have many. 825 00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:15,219 You once spoke of being feared in every girls' school in Britain. 826 00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:17,419 That was a fucking joke! 827 00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:19,499 Well, Armstrong didn't find it funny. 828 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:22,579 I've just published this. 829 00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:25,419 Advice for young people on how to avoid perverts. 830 00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:27,539 I help children. 831 00:48:27,540 --> 00:48:29,459 I want that knighthood. 832 00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:32,500 Well, Thatcher's the only way to that, Sav. 833 00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:37,740 Have you got anything for me? 834 00:48:39,180 --> 00:48:41,540 Wouldn't mind a bacon roll, as it happens. 835 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:44,900 Have the rest of that. 836 00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:49,580 They put an extra rasher on, just for me. 837 00:48:58,940 --> 00:49:00,260 Come in. 838 00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:03,339 Jim, didn't know you were here. 839 00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:05,179 Only arrived last night. 840 00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:07,899 Well, thank goodness. I've been trying to find you. 841 00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:09,699 And so has someone else. 842 00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,299 Greetings, Ma'am. 843 00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:13,179 Jimmy, dear. How are you? 844 00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:16,940 Fighting fit, Ma'am. Good. {\candHFFFFFF 845 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:21,139 Anything at all, I'm at your service. 846 00:49:21,140 --> 00:49:22,459 It's Broadmoor. 847 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,139 The place is in chaos. 848 00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:26,179 Management have lost control. 849 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:29,819 I'm told the Prison Officers' Union are practically running the place, 850 00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:34,339 and the patients think that every day is April Fools Day. 851 00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:36,179 None of this is news to me. 852 00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:39,299 I've seen many things as entertainments officer, 853 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:40,739 er, that concern me. 854 00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:44,579 Well, that makes me even more sure that we're doing the right thing. 855 00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:47,899 And what's that? The management and board have been suspended. 856 00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:51,939 The Department of Health are setting up a task force 857 00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:55,379 and they feel sure that with that can-do attitude 858 00:49:55,380 --> 00:50:00,299 and Yorkshire common sense, you can help turn the place round. 859 00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:03,899 It would be an honour and a privilege. 860 00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:06,179 Thank you so much, Jimmy. 861 00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:08,540 I won't forget this. 862 00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:12,259 ROBERT CLEARS HIS THROAT 863 00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:15,059 My advice remains the same, Prime Minister. 864 00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:18,339 Questions and rumours about the man persist. 865 00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:20,979 But you never explain what those questions and rumours are. 866 00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:23,739 Surely if there was anything in them, 867 00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:28,619 the BBC, Stoke Mandeville and others would have taken action. 868 00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:32,580 Unless, like us, they've had more pressing things to deal with. 869 00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:37,700 I'm getting sick and tired of this, Robert. 870 00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:41,179 Earlier today, Health Secretary Edwina Currie 871 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,819 arrived at 10 Downing Street 872 00:50:42,820 --> 00:50:46,699 to discuss the situation at Broadmoor with Cabinet colleagues. 873 00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:50,179 JIMMY: If anybody was so basically unhappy here 874 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:52,979 that they didn't like it, 875 00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:55,979 then they should hand their notice in and leave. 876 00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:57,699 The gloves are coming off. 877 00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,139 What do you mean? 878 00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:02,539 I didn't get sent here by the Prime Minister just to fuck about. 879 00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:05,579 That's all you've ever done before here. What do you mean? 880 00:51:05,580 --> 00:51:08,659 Inviting press in to photograph you with t'Ripper and Ronnie Kray? 881 00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:13,339 That's to show the public the work we do here at Broadmoor. Oh.{\c} 882 00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:15,179 Not because you're addicted to publicity 883 00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:17,739 and love nothing more than blowing smoke up your own arse? 884 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:20,619 You see, that's the sort of attitude that's got to change. 885 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:24,179 And how are you going to do that, Jimmy? Dr Savile to you. 886 00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:25,699 You're not a proper doctor. 887 00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:27,779 I've completed an initial assessment 888 00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:29,459 and I've come to the conclusion 889 00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:32,539 that you lot have been fiddling your expenses, 890 00:51:32,540 --> 00:51:35,739 letting relatives use accommodation designated for staff only 891 00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:37,339 and generally taking the piss. 892 00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:39,539 Bollocks. 893 00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:43,139 This place has been under-funded and under-staffed for years 894 00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:45,380 and now they've put a lunatic in charge. 895 00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:49,019 Who, for reasons only known to himself, 896 00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:51,659 seems to spends most of his time hanging round the women's block. 897 00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:54,539 You are an arsehole, pal. 898 00:51:54,540 --> 00:51:58,459 But what you'll find is, I'm an even bigger one. 899 00:51:58,460 --> 00:52:03,019 I was regularly in touch with Maggie with progress reports. 900 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:04,340 She was delighted. 901 00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:07,900 Maybe she wasn't paying proper attention, though. 902 00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:15,139 "Jim fixes it for 60 psychos to go free" - News Of The World. 903 00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:16,700 Not true, and I sued 'em. 904 00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:20,939 You once gave a press conference where you said 905 00:52:20,940 --> 00:52:25,539 you wanted male and female patients to mix so, and I quote... 906 00:52:25,540 --> 00:52:27,139 .. "they can fall in love." 907 00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:30,219 Isn't that a pretty eccentric approach to mental illness? 908 00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:32,820 Pure common sense, Dr Wordsmith. 909 00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:37,979 You have some other interesting views. 910 00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:41,019 You once said, of psychopaths, 911 00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:44,139 "There's no point asking them what they did on that dark night 912 00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:47,859 "because it wasn't them that did it, it was someone using their body." 913 00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:49,419 What on earth do you mean by that? 914 00:52:49,420 --> 00:52:52,379 I sense the toilet lid being lifted. 915 00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:55,299 Perhaps it's time I looked under yours, Dr Wordsmith. 916 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:56,739 What do you mean? 917 00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:59,140 You're having trouble with Mrs Wordsmith, aren't you? 918 00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:04,059 If you must know, I've split up with my girlfriend, yes. 919 00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:06,099 Now, can we please move on? 920 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,499 I'm looking at a man in turmoil, 921 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:10,819 whereas you are looking at a man 922 00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:13,340 who has always been at ease with himself. 923 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:26,059 All I did was put a hand on some spotty youth's arse. 924 00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:29,259 The little twat goes home, tells his dad I'd propositioned him. 925 00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:31,019 Dad takes the lad to the police. 926 00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:34,019 The next thing I know, the police are at the door. 927 00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:36,820 I... I don't know what else might come out. 928 00:53:41,820 --> 00:53:45,659 If the cops are coming after me, they know we're close, 929 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:46,979 they might come after you. 930 00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:49,339 You won't say owt about me, will you? 931 00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:51,619 No, I... I wouldn't, Sav, I swear! 932 00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:56,019 But you're always saying you've got friends in the police. 933 00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:59,499 I wondered, could you put in a word? 934 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:00,739 I can't, Peter. 935 00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:03,619 I can't, it'll only make things worse. 936 00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:05,580 You'd best be on your way, mate. 937 00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:23,939 All right, Maureen? 938 00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:25,499 Oh, hello, Jimmy. 939 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,699 All right, guys and girls, carry on. 940 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:30,179 Don't mind me. There you are. Hey, Sav. 941 00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:32,819 I saw you walking past the gaff earlier. What are you doing here? 942 00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:35,339 Best cod and chips in town, you once told us. 943 00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:36,899 We're about to order if you fancy... 944 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,859 No, I mean, what are you doing in Scarborough? 945 00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:40,419 We're house-hunting. 946 00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:41,940 Here? Why? 947 00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:45,059 Tell him, Charles. 948 00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:47,859 Well, we've, uh... we've news for you, Sav. 949 00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:49,219 I'm retiring. 950 00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:51,219 What do you mean? 951 00:54:51,220 --> 00:54:52,979 He's retiring. 952 00:54:52,980 --> 00:54:55,179 After years of hard graft, he deserves a rest 953 00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:58,139 and we've always fancied living in Scarborough. 954 00:54:58,140 --> 00:55:00,300 Fucking hell! Hey, language! 955 00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:04,899 I can't have you here. Who's going to look after stuff for me in Leeds? 956 00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:06,419 We can still manage your life, 957 00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:08,539 organise your fundraising in the north. 958 00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:10,019 I don't want you in Scarborough! 959 00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:11,419 Why not? 960 00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:12,579 Because I... 961 00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:14,019 I come here to relax! 962 00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:18,019 Oh! I don't know what you get up to here. 963 00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:20,019 Or in any of the other places you spend your time, 964 00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:22,499 not to mention where you park that van up. 965 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:25,059 Why are you so concerned to keep everything separate? 966 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:29,140 Steady on, Beryl. No, it needs saying. Why all the secrecy? 967 00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:33,979 Anyway, like it or not, we're moving here. 968 00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:36,300 We've just put an offer in on a lovely little place. 969 00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:40,220 You see now, Charles, why I never got married. 970 00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:47,859 Let me guess. You're knocking on the door of middle age. 971 00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:49,539 You've split up with Mrs Wordsmith, 972 00:55:49,540 --> 00:55:51,379 you're living out of cardboard boxes. 973 00:55:51,380 --> 00:55:53,859 This is really boring. 974 00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:55,939 I've told you I'm going through a tough time, 975 00:55:55,940 --> 00:55:57,379 and that's all you need to know. 976 00:55:57,380 --> 00:55:59,459 But you want to know everything about my life. 977 00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:00,859 I thought that's what we agreed. 978 00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:02,939 We agreed nothing, pal. 979 00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:05,019 We said we'll see how it goes. 980 00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:07,700 Well, it's over. You can sling your hook. 981 00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:09,979 What do you mean? 982 00:56:09,980 --> 00:56:12,819 To paraphrase what the Tories said to Maggie 983 00:56:12,820 --> 00:56:15,499 when her time was up, you can fuck off. 984 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:16,780 Now. 985 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,820 Run from me, Jimmy. 986 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:44,780 You won't be able to hide forever. 987 00:56:50,940 --> 00:56:55,340 NEWSNIGHT THEME PLAYS 988 00:57:08,780 --> 00:57:11,019 A few moments ago, Mrs Thatcher's government 989 00:57:11,020 --> 00:57:13,779 won an overwhelming vote of confidence in the Commons. 990 00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:16,499 But for the Prime Minister of the last 11 years, 991 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:18,539 it was a Pyrrhic victory. 992 00:57:18,540 --> 00:57:21,099 Tonight, the key to 10 Downing Street 993 00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:22,539 lies in the hands of her party. 994 00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:26,499 She led them to victory three times, then they turned on her. 995 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,979 THATCHER: Ladies and gentlemen, 996 00:57:28,980 --> 00:57:31,899 we're leaving Downing Street for the last time, 997 00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:35,139 after 11 and a half wonderful years. 998 00:57:35,140 --> 00:57:39,579 And we're very happy that we leave the United Kingdom 999 00:57:39,580 --> 00:57:42,059 in a very, very, much better state 1000 00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:45,739 than when we came here 11 and a half years ago. 1001 00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:49,019 REPORTER: But then the Iron Lady's composure almost broke. 1002 00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:51,180 Watch her face as she reaches her car. 1003 00:57:51,204 --> 00:57:53,204 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org