1 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:14,707 Come on, kids! 2 00:02:18,791 --> 00:02:19,957 Come on! 3 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:25,124 Mamadou! 4 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:35,207 Number... Number... 5 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:36,665 Three! 6 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:41,332 That's Mamadou, he's 4 and was born here in Milan, 7 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:45,040 our language is the first he learned and he speaks it well for his age. 8 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:48,374 He loves cutlets and saffron rice... 9 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:52,249 Basically, Mamadou is a brilliant example of integration. 10 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:55,874 This precious, wonderful gem blossomed here 11 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,582 thanks to one man. 12 00:02:58,916 --> 00:03:00,207 Not this man. 13 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,999 -Tissues? -No, thanks. 14 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,290 This man! 15 00:03:04,291 --> 00:03:06,915 -My friend! -I'm not your friend. 16 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:12,124 -5 euros. -It's not raining. 17 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,415 -4 euros then. -Give me a break. 18 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:19,832 My friend, I'll sell you this amazing watch. 19 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,124 A high class watch for you. 20 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:25,040 -yours forjust 10 euros. -No, thanks. 21 00:03:25,041 --> 00:03:26,332 Just 10. 22 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:35,457 My friend! 23 00:03:38,791 --> 00:03:43,665 I have a hearty breakfast, then go to the pool and relax. 24 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:49,707 I've been going there for 30 years. Did you have a nice vacation? 25 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:51,915 No. 26 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:57,915 Anyway, Mr. Cavallaro, you can pay these online now. 27 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:00,249 You can save time and the service fee. 28 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,040 I know, but I like having human contact. 29 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:05,499 Thank you. 30 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:07,415 You're welcome. 31 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:10,249 -So? -Let's carry on. 32 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,165 Let's carry on. 33 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:22,957 My friend! 34 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:26,374 My friend, I waited. 35 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:28,749 -We're still not friends. -Just one euro, my friend. 36 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:34,124 I don't have a euro because I paid taxes. Do you pay taxes? 37 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,665 It's like a battlefield every day! 38 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,040 Thanks, Guido. 39 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:45,374 And they call you "my friend", but we're not friends. 40 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:47,290 You and l are friends, right? 41 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,540 -After 30 years... -Tell him. 42 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,707 That's what matters. 43 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:55,374 Things that don't change, routines. 44 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:59,874 This Moroccan coffee will always be the same thanks to you. 45 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:02,790 -Tell him, tell him now. -What? 46 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:04,832 Mario... 47 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:08,374 I have something to tell you. 48 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:11,249 Guido, we're friends, you can tell me. 49 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:13,582 I'm selling the café. 50 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,915 Selling the café? 51 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:24,624 To whom? 52 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:31,582 The Egyptian guy from the kebab shop. He's looking to expand. 53 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:36,665 But... 54 00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:41,957 Guido... who'll make my Moroccan coffee? 55 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:43,749 The Egyptian. 56 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:46,874 The Egyptian? 57 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:05,290 My friend, want some socks? Good quality. 58 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:06,957 Good price. 59 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:10,249 No, leave me alone, I'm not in the mood. 60 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,874 I didn't sell anything today. 61 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,707 I know how that feels. 62 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:17,999 Please... 63 00:06:20,541 --> 00:06:22,165 They're high quality. 64 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:25,207 My friend, just look at them. 65 00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:29,290 I don't need anything, especially not socks. 66 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:32,332 Why? They're good quality "Isle" socks. 67 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,957 Lisle socks, the word is "Lisle". 68 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:50,332 OPEN 69 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:52,082 CLOSED 70 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:26,707 There. If everything would stay in its place... 71 00:08:37,291 --> 00:08:38,915 CLOSED 72 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:40,915 OPEN 73 00:08:42,541 --> 00:08:45,915 "Isle" socks... 74 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,707 Mario? 75 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:08,665 Hi, Gisella. 76 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:13,499 Today I found out the truth about Lady Diana. It was on TV. 77 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:16,499 A famous reporter who's close to the Spencers 78 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:20,207 claims that Charles enlisted the Secret Service 79 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:23,499 for the car crash that killed Lady Diana and Dodi Al-Fayed, 80 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,707 it was a crime of passion. 81 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:30,374 Charles couldn't bear Dodi having someone else. 82 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,707 This is the heart of the matter 83 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:36,249 which shocked public opinion and me! 84 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:40,374 Could you hold this basket if you're not too shocked? 85 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:45,915 Did you hear me? Charles is gay! Isn't that shocking news? 86 00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:46,957 No, Gisella. 87 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:52,124 Fine, I'll be waiting downstairs. 88 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,082 I'll leave the door open. 89 00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,749 Snails are good, 90 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:46,082 wonder what they eat in here. 91 00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:50,957 I'm not collecting them, I brought them from my garden 92 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:52,790 where they eat my plants, but here they can eat weeds 93 00:12:52,791 --> 00:12:58,124 and keep the area clean. Each creature has its place. 94 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:01,874 Each creature has its place... 95 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:05,040 Yes. 96 00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:07,415 Roses? 97 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,207 Give them to your wife, you'll make love. 98 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,957 No, thanks. I'm happily single. 99 00:13:20,916 --> 00:13:22,999 Happily? 100 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,165 Yes, happily. You people even mock us now? 101 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,540 Enough! 102 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,915 Happily... 103 00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:41,249 Gisella? 104 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:44,499 Come in, it's open. 105 00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:50,499 Sorry I'm late, there was a slight hitch. 106 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,290 Sit down, I'm almost done. 107 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:06,207 There are muscles that immediately become... 108 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,624 more tone after a few dance steps. 109 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,957 The smile muscles! 110 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,957 Wonderful, right? 111 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,249 -What? -Him. 112 00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:26,374 Wonderful, yes... 113 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,207 What's the big deal, Mario? 114 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,082 I'll no longer see Guido. 115 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:40,874 I've gone there every day for 30 years, 116 00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:42,790 Guido doesn't go on vacation, like me. 117 00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:44,665 Maybe you should then! 118 00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:50,957 Mario, things change. That's the beauty of life, 119 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:54,165 -go with the flow. -If they change for the better yes, 120 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,499 but an Egyptian can't make a better Moroccan coffee than Guido. 121 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,707 -It'll be different. -Exactly. 122 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:04,332 That café, that sign, the same Guido behind the same counter 123 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:07,332 for 35 years, and before him 124 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:10,915 was his father for 30 years day and night till he died. 125 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:14,082 -Of starvation? -No dear, of a heart attack. 126 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:17,040 While lifting up the coffee machine. 127 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,207 But Guido is abandoning me. 128 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:22,540 Before having a heart attack? What a coward! 129 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,415 Coward... 130 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,832 Poor thing. 131 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,957 What? 132 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:44,707 I mixed the sacred garden tomatoes with supermarket salad 133 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,957 that comes from God knows where. 134 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:50,457 Maybe it's radioactive salad from the Ukraine. 135 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,999 Even better, 136 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,374 plutonium's like radiotherapy for the prostate, and at your age... 137 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,790 Is that really Ukrainian salad? Let me see the bag. 138 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,290 Hold on, Mario! 139 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,874 Take this and this. 140 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:23,249 -What is it? -Help. 5 drops for relaxation, 141 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,790 10 and life is dreamy, 30 and you become a freeze-frame. 142 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:29,540 Good night, Mario. 143 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,540 Hope so. 144 00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:50,915 Like it? 145 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:55,749 No good, this is not the same, obviously. 146 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:59,249 Abdelkader! Can you make a Moroccan? 147 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:03,332 Sure. We all know how to make a Moroccan... 148 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,374 happy! 149 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:51,790 My friend! 150 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,207 I'm not your friend. 151 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:59,540 Relax, my friend. Come, I'll buy you a tea, then we'll get to work. 152 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,040 Hello. 153 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,082 Hi. 154 00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:11,540 Hey, pal. Hey, buddy. 155 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:18,165 Everything's great. 156 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:21,707 Come on! 157 00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,957 I have other colors too. 158 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,957 No, thanks so much for your help. 159 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,624 I'll think it over. 160 00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,040 -Very well. -Thank you. 161 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,832 Thank you. 162 00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:55,082 Yes, l'll take two. 163 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,290 How about two for the price of one? Come on. 164 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:11,332 -All right. -Thanks. 165 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,540 -Bye, thanks. -Have a good day. 166 00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:16,082 Thanks. 167 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,457 Just for you... 168 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,957 -Morning, Mrs. Nadia. -Morning. 169 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:12,165 -How's the General? -Fine, as always. 170 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:15,540 He was born in 1928 and was my father's dear friend. 171 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:19,624 -You always say that. -The usual four? 172 00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:22,582 The usual four for 20 euros. 173 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,415 Excuse me? 174 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,832 That's the price I'm willing to pay. 175 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,999 Are you kidding? 176 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,415 I already mark them down to 15 a pair. 177 00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:43,082 That boy sells them for 5, I'll get him down to 3. 178 00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:46,624 Nonsense, that's cheap stuff. 179 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:50,207 They're not ties, they go on feet inside of shoes. 180 00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:54,707 General Coviello's been a client for 50 years, 181 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,540 that cheap stuff isn't... 182 00:20:56,541 --> 00:21:00,040 The General will be putting boxers on his head soon. 183 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,665 20 euros for four pairs. 184 00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:06,332 Listen, I can't imagine that General Coviello... 185 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,540 Bye. 186 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,832 Give me three. 187 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:18,874 No! No! 188 00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,249 Goodbye. 189 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,415 No, wait! Ma'am, wait! 190 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,374 Too late, I bought them from him. 191 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,915 Here, take these for free, 192 00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:36,332 don't put those cheap socks on the General. 193 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,540 -Free? -Free, throw away the others. 194 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,582 Sure... after. 195 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:48,290 My friend! 196 00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:50,915 -Buddy! -Buddy, my ass! 197 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,249 Buddy, my ass! My friend... 198 00:21:55,250 --> 00:22:00,165 Friendship is something serious. Damn black friend, fuck you! 199 00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,290 Fucking black guy! 200 00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:06,582 Calm down... Calm. 201 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:09,332 Calm. 202 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:14,582 5 drops for relaxation... 203 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:19,124 10 and life is dreamy. 204 00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:22,499 Okay. 205 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,915 Calm down, Mario. 206 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,915 Life is dreamy. 207 00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:35,040 Yes, dreamy. 208 00:22:56,791 --> 00:22:58,957 -Want some socks? -No, thanks. 209 00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:00,540 High quality. 210 00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:02,332 Morning. 211 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,624 My friend. 212 00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:08,040 Friends... not really. 213 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,499 Associates of sorts, okay? 214 00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:16,332 Come inside, I'll teach you about socks 215 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:19,749 and we'll find a way to not step on each other's toes. 216 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,999 Five minutes, I'll make you some tea. 217 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:25,374 Go ahead. 218 00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:37,124 OPEN 219 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,874 CLOSED 220 00:23:42,541 --> 00:23:44,082 Come... 221 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,082 Lisle has nothing to do with it. 222 00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:51,249 It's actually the finest quality Egyptian cotton, imagine that. 223 00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:54,999 Egypt, Lisle, isle... 224 00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:59,832 people couldn't care less. 225 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:04,957 Socks are nothing but socks... 226 00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:09,874 No, there's a story behind these and it's our duty to entice clients 227 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:12,624 through our love for what we do. 228 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,999 -Love? -Yes, love. 229 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,790 In fact, when you conclude a sale, 230 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,374 you don't hand over the item, you entrust it. 231 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,290 If you loved what you do and sell, 232 00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:24,582 your business would boom. 233 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:29,374 My business... is booming. 234 00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:33,290 Feel this: 235 00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:36,999 silk and cashmere... lightweight socks for summer evenings. 236 00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:41,082 Real cashmere, not thatjunk the Chinese sell. 237 00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:44,957 From the undercoat of the Capra hircus, 238 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,582 a goat that lives in harsh environments. 239 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:53,290 And this, feel it... Duvet undercoat, also known as French cashmere, 240 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:59,499 with heat retaining properties and unmatched softness, feel. 241 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:15,582 5 drops for relaxation... 242 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:18,082 10 and life is dreamy, 243 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,832 30 and you become a freeze-frame, 244 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:24,040 and 100 drops, what happens with 100 drops, my friend? 245 00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:38,665 Buddy? What would happen with 100 drops? 246 00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:08,957 Okay. Everything will be fine. 247 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:51,040 My friend, what happened? 248 00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:56,540 Dunno... 249 00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:58,582 My head... 250 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,332 Easy, easy. You're weak. 251 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,540 My friend... drink this. 252 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,415 Drink. 253 00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:30,707 -Drink. -Thanks, my friend. 254 00:27:36,541 --> 00:27:39,832 Good, now let's get some air. 255 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:41,332 Thanks. 256 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:43,874 Okay, up... 257 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,415 -Thanks, my friend. -Of course. 258 00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:52,707 Let's go, my friend. 259 00:27:57,416 --> 00:27:58,707 Come. 260 00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:05,332 Now give me your big hands, like that, my friend. 261 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,624 -So tired... -Yes. 262 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:11,207 Now you can rest as much as you want. 263 00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:12,999 As much as you want, 264 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,832 in with that big head... big foot... 265 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:21,374 Our buddy is in... Seatbelt is on. 266 00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:25,540 Buddy! 267 00:28:48,541 --> 00:28:50,540 Hey, buddy! 268 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:53,374 Are you okay there? Comfy enough? 269 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:58,874 5 drops for relaxation, 10 and life is dreamy... 270 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:03,499 with 200, 250 drops you'll be out of your skull, right? 271 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:06,332 My friend, buddy! 272 00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:11,374 Piss off! 273 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:20,499 No, I don't need my windows washed. 274 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,790 One euro to you, one to someone else 275 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:27,165 so I thought: "I'll get my own squeegee man". 276 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,749 That way I'll save money. 277 00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:32,040 Bye, buddy. We're all friends! 278 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:51,832 Gisella, hello. 279 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,832 Mario, you're not coming tonight? 280 00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:57,290 -Nope. -No? 281 00:29:57,666 --> 00:30:00,249 I've decided to go on vacation. 282 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:01,874 Are you okay? 283 00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:04,624 I'm okay, I'm swell. 284 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:05,749 Where to? 285 00:30:05,916 --> 00:30:10,499 Where? As you said, Gisella, I'm flowing with life. 286 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:14,457 -Going alone? -No, with a friend. 287 00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:17,249 -With a friend. -With a friend, Gisella! 288 00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:34,374 When I look into your eyes 289 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,999 I feel a chill through my body 290 00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:41,999 It's the feeling of freedom 291 00:30:42,958 --> 00:30:45,832 That I only feel with you 292 00:30:45,833 --> 00:30:47,207 Buddy! 293 00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:49,499 You light up my words 294 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:52,915 My gestures and fantasies 295 00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:55,582 Yes, fantasies! 296 00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:59,790 I feel lighthearted and happy... Happy because... 297 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:08,707 Piss off! 298 00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:13,040 -You take my hand... -I'll take you far away! 299 00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:20,082 Piss off! 300 00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:23,207 Buddy! My friend! 301 00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:27,207 "Isle socks", I need a barrel of drops for you! 302 00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:32,124 -What did you do? -What? I made you some tea. 303 00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,374 -My friend. -Untie me. 304 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:37,832 -Calm down. -No. 305 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,040 -Let's talk. -Untie me. 306 00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:41,874 Let's talk first, my friend. 307 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:46,582 Where are you taking me? 308 00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:51,957 Where? Where do you want to go? 309 00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:55,165 Piss off! 310 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:56,832 You are crazy. 311 00:31:57,083 --> 00:32:00,707 -My friend, calm down. -No. 312 00:32:01,666 --> 00:32:02,832 Untie me, untie me. 313 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,957 Calm down, I won't hurt you. 314 00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:18,749 I'm a good person. 315 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:20,957 -Good people don't do this. -But they do. 316 00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:23,415 There are times when good people 317 00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:27,040 must roll up their sleeves and do their share. 318 00:32:27,041 --> 00:32:29,915 -What do you want? -To take you home. 319 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,290 Where are we? 320 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:39,915 Near Bologna. 321 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:42,374 I live in Lampugnano, near Milan. 322 00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:48,415 You don't get it. You might live in Lampugnano, but it's not your home. 323 00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:50,999 I pay 300 euros for a bed, with 10 others. 324 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,332 My point exactly, it's not your home. 325 00:32:53,916 --> 00:32:58,790 Your home is down there, somewhere in Africa. 326 00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:01,790 And that's where I'll take you. 327 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:15,665 And I'm sure you'll agree that's best for us all. 328 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,790 You want to take me to Africa? 329 00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:01,207 Thanks. 330 00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:03,332 Coffee. 331 00:34:11,708 --> 00:34:13,915 I'm a good person. 332 00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:17,790 May I, ma'am? 333 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:21,290 The only one. 334 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:23,415 Bitch. 335 00:34:29,958 --> 00:34:31,665 -Hold on. -More! 336 00:34:31,666 --> 00:34:34,582 You're not taking me seriously... 337 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:35,957 I'm still thirsty. 338 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:39,290 There's no more room for you here. 339 00:34:39,291 --> 00:34:41,749 It's like an invasion, understand? 340 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:44,832 -Racist. -I have nothing against you. 341 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:49,124 But if I came to your home and sold half-priced rotten bananas 342 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,957 in front of your fresh banana stand, 343 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,832 you'd be irked with me. 344 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:57,749 It's not about the color of your skin or where you're from. 345 00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:01,749 Sri Lankan, Bengali, African, Chinese are all the same to me. 346 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,582 -Racist. -No, listen... 347 00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:05,957 God put us in a place for a reason. 348 00:35:05,958 --> 00:35:11,540 We should stay where we're born. Can you imagine a school... 349 00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:14,624 a classroom where each student 350 00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:17,249 has a desk with their school supplies, 351 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:19,832 then suddenly kids from another class 352 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:22,957 burst into that class because it's warmer. 353 00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:25,415 So now there are 90 students 354 00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:27,957 and it's chaotic and they can't focus, 355 00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:29,707 they're suffocating. 356 00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:33,082 Teacher, I'm suffocating! 357 00:35:35,958 --> 00:35:38,415 Who loses out? Everyone. 358 00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:41,665 There's not enough room here. 359 00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:45,290 Saying "my friend" to people who hate you 360 00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:47,832 because you're the umpteenth they've run into it. 361 00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:52,415 Maybe you hate them too, and you hate what you do. 362 00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:55,665 Isn't it better to go home? I'll give you money. 363 00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:57,332 I need to use the bathroom. 364 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,540 -Is that a yes? Swear. -Yes, you're right. 365 00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:05,082 Now, please... 366 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:10,040 See? Told you. Told you I was right. 367 00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:18,082 Yes, if everyone did what l'm doing... we'd take you home one at a time. 368 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:20,124 We'd take you all home. 369 00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:25,707 A humanitarian vacation. And the immigration problem would be solved. 370 00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:31,249 No hard feelings. The trip's on me. 371 00:36:37,541 --> 00:36:38,665 Friends? 372 00:37:19,916 --> 00:37:21,749 Come on, you asshole. 373 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,165 I fucked up... I fucked up. 374 00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:28,915 I think he's dead. 375 00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:32,207 Okay, coming. 376 00:37:40,833 --> 00:37:42,624 Fuck you! 377 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:44,957 Crazy racist! 378 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:48,957 For some socks, "Isle" socks, and a shitty life! 379 00:37:49,625 --> 00:37:51,957 I didn't even want to stay in Italy! 380 00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:54,874 Asshole! 381 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:56,499 Fucking white guy! 382 00:38:05,541 --> 00:38:07,082 Fuck you! 383 00:38:11,041 --> 00:38:12,749 It's crazy. 384 00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:14,832 No, it could be great. 385 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,999 He's nuts, he might not recover. 386 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,249 He hit his head. 387 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:19,790 Oba, leave it to me. 388 00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:23,040 Hope he doesn't want to report you. 389 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,374 Report me? He kidnapped me. 390 00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:29,290 Oba, it's a golden opportunity for us. 391 00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:45,957 Mr. Mario? 392 00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,124 Mario? 393 00:38:51,958 --> 00:38:53,624 Mr. Mario? 394 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,374 Mario? 395 00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,499 Are you okay, sir? 396 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,165 Who are you? 397 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:10,749 You're beautiful. 398 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:16,249 Mario, I'm Dalida. I'm Oba's sister. 399 00:39:17,583 --> 00:39:19,207 Who's Oba? 400 00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:23,040 Mario, my brother wants to apologize. 401 00:39:28,791 --> 00:39:30,624 What was that? 402 00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:33,749 Come, Mario. I'll help you get up. 403 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:37,832 Okay. 404 00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:45,749 There... 405 00:39:57,041 --> 00:39:58,624 Mario Cavallaro. 406 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,124 -Mr. Mario... -Yes? 407 00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:08,290 Oba told me everything, and I think you're right. 408 00:40:09,791 --> 00:40:12,415 What you said about going home... 409 00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:15,874 would you take me too? 410 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,957 Home, in Lampugnano? 411 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:22,207 Africa, Senegal. 412 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:27,249 You wanted to take one person back... but you can take two. 413 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:34,249 Listen, miss, I'm sure you can understand... 414 00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:38,540 I might have gone overboard, I did something that... 415 00:40:38,541 --> 00:40:42,874 I understand perfectly. And you seem like a good person. 416 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,749 Umberto, stop it. 417 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:50,957 Is that another brother? How many are you? It'll get tricky. 418 00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:52,207 No, Mario, come. 419 00:40:52,208 --> 00:40:54,165 Stop it! 420 00:40:59,083 --> 00:41:03,790 It's Umberto, I take care of him. And this is Miss Luna. 421 00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:06,874 -Good morning. -Good morning. 422 00:41:07,541 --> 00:41:12,124 Well... Umberto, this is Mario. 423 00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:14,499 Something happened... 424 00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:19,082 My brother and I have to leave Italy immediately. 425 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:22,499 Our father has died. 426 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:30,040 -And Mr. Mario Cavallero... -Cavallaro. 427 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:37,540 Cavallaro, will be accompanying us. Since he's a volunteer 428 00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:39,540 at a refugee association. 429 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,082 I'll leave you with Mr. Mario 430 00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:51,040 while my brother and I pack our bags and I'll pack yours too, Umberto. 431 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:54,624 I'll call your brother Tancredi and drop you off there. 432 00:41:56,666 --> 00:42:01,249 Thanks so much, Mr. Mario. And you, behave yourself! 433 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:05,999 All right? Thanks. Really... 434 00:42:09,583 --> 00:42:13,540 I'm off, call me any time. Goodbye. 435 00:42:13,541 --> 00:42:14,957 Goodbye. 436 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:24,915 What can I say? I like pussy. 437 00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:28,582 -Sit down. -Okay, thanks. 438 00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:36,957 Sorry... sorry. 439 00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:41,582 Don't worry, handicaps aren't contagious. 440 00:42:41,583 --> 00:42:44,207 Of course not... no such thing. 441 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:46,249 That's not why. 442 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:52,332 So you're taking them to Africa? 443 00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:57,332 Yes, that was the idea... but we'll see. 444 00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:01,790 You're not normal. 445 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:25,082 To Africa? 446 00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:28,124 Your brother will be thrilled to have some time with you. 447 00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:31,207 My brother is a dickhead. 448 00:43:39,958 --> 00:43:43,124 Here we are, I'll fill the tank. 449 00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:46,999 -And I'll take a leak. -Great. 450 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,832 Umberto, the bathroom is over here. 451 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,082 Never mind, Mario. 452 00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:11,790 Umberto, where are you going? 453 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,957 What are you doing, Umberto? 454 00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:24,124 What are you doing? 455 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:26,874 Leave him alone, he's handicapped. 456 00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:28,540 So he can piss on my car? 457 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:32,582 You know how they are... he might start screaming. Go ahead. 458 00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:35,832 -Go ahead? -Yes... 459 00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:37,665 Almost done. 460 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,540 One of the perks... 461 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:17,874 -Relax, it's just some piss. -Some piss? 462 00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:32,249 He'll be here in an hour. 463 00:45:32,708 --> 00:45:34,707 We'll have a bite in the meantime. 464 00:45:35,375 --> 00:45:38,707 -We're not hungry. -Not at all? 465 00:45:38,708 --> 00:45:40,790 No, thanks, Mario. 466 00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:42,582 Umberto, behave. 467 00:45:57,333 --> 00:46:00,957 All right. What would you like? 468 00:46:02,041 --> 00:46:06,624 Mussels. Sautéed mussels. 469 00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:12,499 Okay, you get sautéed mussels and I'll... 470 00:46:16,916 --> 00:46:21,874 Sorry, I have to ask... how'll you eat sautéed mussels? 471 00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:26,707 -You. -Me? 472 00:46:26,916 --> 00:46:28,749 Yes, you. 473 00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:45,957 Thanks. 474 00:46:48,958 --> 00:46:52,999 It's not true that Dalida's father died. 475 00:46:54,041 --> 00:46:55,749 -Well... -Well? 476 00:46:56,833 --> 00:47:02,999 I don't think so... not yet. I convinced them to go back. 477 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,082 But don't be mad at her. 478 00:47:05,958 --> 00:47:07,499 Mario... 479 00:47:08,041 --> 00:47:09,290 I like you. 480 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:12,499 -Why? -Because I pity you. 481 00:47:13,916 --> 00:47:16,832 -You pity me? -I sure do. 482 00:47:20,583 --> 00:47:26,124 Destiny is cruel. Learn to laugh in its face. 483 00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:30,790 Don't give it that satisfaction. 484 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:34,540 And in any case, hooray for pussy! 485 00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:39,332 Mr. Mario! 486 00:47:40,833 --> 00:47:43,957 Coming. We have to go, Umberto. 487 00:47:45,958 --> 00:47:50,082 Dalida, look at me. Five days. 488 00:47:51,166 --> 00:47:52,290 No more than that.... 489 00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:56,124 He's such a jokester. Bye! 490 00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:06,082 He won't last five days. 491 00:48:09,416 --> 00:48:11,624 You look like a queen when you smile. 492 00:48:14,375 --> 00:48:16,957 Mario, shall we go to Africa? 493 00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:19,082 I like when you say my name. 494 00:48:42,708 --> 00:48:44,957 -Isn't the sea lovely? -Yes. 495 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,165 Does it remind you of home? 496 00:48:48,166 --> 00:48:51,374 Our home is 300 km from the sea. 497 00:48:52,916 --> 00:48:55,874 -I would love to take a dip. -Then let's. 498 00:48:56,791 --> 00:48:58,332 But I can't swim. 499 00:48:59,166 --> 00:49:01,040 -You can't? -No... 500 00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:02,874 Really? 501 00:49:04,166 --> 00:49:07,790 That's another thing we have to do, teach you to swim. 502 00:49:07,791 --> 00:49:10,374 You come here by sea and then drown to death. 503 00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:13,332 I thought you wanted to take us all back, 504 00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:15,374 not teach us to live. 505 00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:19,165 -It's about humaneness. -Humaneness... 506 00:49:19,166 --> 00:49:21,707 Mario, can you swim? 507 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,999 -Of course. -Will you teach me? 508 00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:26,957 Yes. 509 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:31,040 Sure, I'll teach you, why not? 510 00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:39,082 Our bodies naturally float because... 511 00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:41,999 I don't know why but they float. 512 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,124 And if you don't get nervous you can stay afloat, so... 513 00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:55,040 Come on, Mario! 514 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:57,249 Come in! 515 00:49:58,250 --> 00:50:00,290 Coming. 516 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:03,415 -Is it cold? -A bit. 517 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,374 Coming. 518 00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,207 Here I come. 519 00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:12,040 Coming. 520 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:24,874 Okay, now I'll place my hand on your back. Okay? 521 00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:29,040 Just relax your body. I'll hold your legs too. 522 00:50:29,041 --> 00:50:31,957 -Okay. -Extend your arms and just relax. 523 00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:34,957 Like that. Okay... 524 00:50:36,291 --> 00:50:38,207 That's good. 525 00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:41,915 Remember that the body knows how to float. 526 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:45,415 I'll let go. I'll let go. 527 00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:46,957 -Mario? -Yes? 528 00:50:46,958 --> 00:50:48,165 Let go. 529 00:50:48,166 --> 00:50:52,499 Right. Okay, I'm letting go. Watch out for the wave, close your mouth. 530 00:50:58,125 --> 00:51:00,790 -See? -My turn now. 531 00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:07,082 We just learned to float. Swimming is another story. 532 00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:10,957 Good job! The body knows how to float. 533 00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:12,290 -Okay? -Yes. 534 00:51:12,291 --> 00:51:16,165 You're a natural! Good job. 535 00:51:19,208 --> 00:51:20,999 Let's try again? 536 00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:25,165 Go... 537 00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:29,665 -Don't let go. -I won't let go of you. 538 00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:44,249 It's been ages since I've gone swimming. 539 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:50,915 -Like it? -Not really. 540 00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:54,374 My mom used to drag me to the pool as a kid... 541 00:51:54,375 --> 00:51:55,832 Like Dalida? 542 00:51:58,208 --> 00:51:59,749 Dalida as a person? 543 00:52:01,458 --> 00:52:05,290 Black men sicken you but the women... 544 00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:08,790 You want to throw us men out. 545 00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:10,957 But not the Nigerian whores. 546 00:52:10,958 --> 00:52:12,749 -How dare you! -Come on. 547 00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:15,374 -What? -You'd throw the whores out? 548 00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:17,332 -Yes. -Coherent. 549 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:27,207 -Anyway, she likes you. -Who? 550 00:52:27,208 --> 00:52:28,957 Dalida, it's true. 551 00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:32,665 She likes guys like you. 552 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,915 Like me? 553 00:52:36,583 --> 00:52:40,540 -Pay her a compliment... -Oh please. 554 00:52:41,166 --> 00:52:45,374 Mario, say... "Umbamaje, so, ko morimoko". 555 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:46,665 Please! 556 00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:52,582 -"Umbamaje, so, ko morimoko". -Come on. 557 00:52:53,041 --> 00:52:54,874 "Umbamaje, so, ko morimoko". 558 00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:58,332 -Isn't it nice? -I am crazy about it. 559 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:02,082 I'm glad. It's the best time of day too. 560 00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:06,915 Thanks, Mario. 561 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:18,582 You have the ass of a hippopotamus. 562 00:53:19,958 --> 00:53:21,415 Thanks, Mario. 563 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,582 Same to you. 564 00:53:42,916 --> 00:53:44,790 -Tired? -Kind of. 565 00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:47,957 -Hungry? -Very. 566 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:53,207 Me too. We'll stop and eat, then rest up. 567 00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:55,457 Okay. 568 00:54:24,041 --> 00:54:30,249 -A huge dinner... That was delicious. -I'm glad to hear that. 569 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:33,832 Here we are, this is mine, that is yours. 570 00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:36,290 Well then, good night. 571 00:54:36,958 --> 00:54:40,957 -Good night. And thanks. -It's nothing. 572 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:51,249 Bye. 573 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:24,707 We've walked so far 574 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:29,915 Hoping to find our fortune 575 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,874 We've crossed seas 576 00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:38,665 Forests and then some 577 00:55:40,291 --> 00:55:43,457 We're living in a sort of dream 578 00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:47,290 Where joy knows no respite... 579 00:55:47,541 --> 00:55:50,957 Are you done? Come here. 580 00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:56,832 You're a drag, my friend. 581 00:55:57,625 --> 00:55:59,374 A pain in the butt! 582 00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:13,665 Today was one of the greatest days of my life. 583 00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:17,249 Your smile as you learned how to swim, 584 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:21,290 your eyes taking in that new discovery... 585 00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:24,582 Your body all wet like a mermaid 586 00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:28,915 in my hands that held you up like a goddess. 587 00:56:28,916 --> 00:56:32,207 Your relaxation and joy... 588 00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:36,624 I will never forget this day. 589 00:56:37,916 --> 00:56:40,165 Umbamaje, so, ko morimoko. 590 00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:42,957 Yours, Mario. 591 00:57:43,708 --> 00:57:45,665 Amazing. 592 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:52,249 I never thought something like this could happen for us here. 593 00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:54,165 And you didn't want to do it! 594 00:57:54,916 --> 00:57:57,582 I've never been an optimist. 595 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,415 I have. 596 00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:02,540 And I'm sure it's a great opportunity. 597 00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:04,249 We'll get married... 598 00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:05,874 at home. 599 00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:08,999 With our parents and siblings. 600 00:58:09,416 --> 00:58:11,207 We'll have a huge party, 601 00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:13,624 and when we come back things will be different. 602 00:58:15,833 --> 00:58:18,499 Why? 603 00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:20,207 I just have a feeling. 604 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,874 I don't know. 605 00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:27,249 I'm afraid. 606 00:58:27,250 --> 00:58:29,957 With everything we went through to get here... 607 00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:32,374 What if we can't get back? 608 00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:33,832 We will. 609 00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:36,207 Try to be nicer to Mario. 610 00:58:37,791 --> 00:58:39,874 Treat him like a friend who's giving us a honeymoon trip. 611 00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:46,457 At first I hated him because he's a racist 612 00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:49,207 now I hate him more because he likes you. 613 00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:51,790 Jealous? 614 00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:56,790 -You're jealous! -You're flirting with him. 615 00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:03,374 And I'll continue to do so. 616 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:08,790 Because without him we can't go or come back. 617 00:59:10,416 --> 00:59:12,415 Let's sleep now, I'm tired. 618 00:59:15,916 --> 00:59:17,957 Racist! 619 00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:21,290 Crazy racist! 620 01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:21,207 "Your relaxation and joy..." 621 01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:26,082 I'm such a dumbass! 622 01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:34,082 "Your eyes taking in that new discovery, 623 01:00:34,333 --> 01:00:38,540 your body all wet like a mermaid..." 624 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:44,249 A real poet. 625 01:01:00,583 --> 01:01:01,915 Dumbass. 626 01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:07,124 A real dumbass. 627 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:13,499 Go home, Mario. Go home. 628 01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:25,290 Fuck. 629 01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,290 What shall we do? 630 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:52,832 Water skiing? 631 01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:54,749 Kite surfing? 632 01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:56,249 Horseback riding? 633 01:01:56,250 --> 01:01:57,207 Horseback riding. 634 01:01:58,166 --> 01:02:00,332 I'm sure Mario can teach you to ride. 635 01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:05,707 Or we can stay in the room all day and order room service. 636 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,790 -Stop, you asshole! -Oba? 637 01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:20,582 Stop! 638 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:25,415 Get out! Get out! 639 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,624 -Get out! -I was going to the store. 640 01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:33,499 -You were running off. -I was going to the store. 641 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,290 You were going to leave us here. 642 01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:40,832 Listen, Oba, this was all a mistake, I want to go back home. 643 01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:45,332 I paid the bill, you can stay till tomorrow, 644 01:02:45,333 --> 01:02:47,624 I shouldn't have done what I did. 645 01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:50,915 Now you want to go home? 646 01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:56,499 First you kidnap me to take me to Africa and now you back out? 647 01:02:56,500 --> 01:03:00,082 I know, it was wrong, I wasn't thinking straight. 648 01:03:00,083 --> 01:03:01,499 Mario... 649 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,249 Mario, can you and I talk? 650 01:03:38,041 --> 01:03:39,332 I talked sense into him. 651 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:40,707 How? 652 01:03:40,708 --> 01:03:42,999 He wouldn't even listen to me. 653 01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:48,249 Well, I guess I have a better way with words. 654 01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:56,165 He's a shithead. 655 01:04:01,458 --> 01:04:04,874 Think what you will but control yourself 656 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,165 or the trip is over. 657 01:04:13,041 --> 01:04:14,707 Fine. 658 01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:19,999 You control yourself, too. 659 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:23,499 Control yourself. 660 01:04:33,625 --> 01:04:35,915 We're on time for the ferry. 661 01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:40,165 Naples-Tunis, then Senegal is just around the corner. 662 01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:43,082 It's faster to go from the north. 663 01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:46,832 -North, where? -From Spain. 664 01:04:48,375 --> 01:04:53,207 You think? Maybe to come here, but this way is faster to go. 665 01:04:53,208 --> 01:04:57,332 What's the rush? Can't we stop off somewhere else? 666 01:04:58,625 --> 01:05:02,832 Mario, take us to a stunning place, as our goodbye to Italy. 667 01:05:03,416 --> 01:05:05,624 I'm sure you know lots of places. 668 01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:10,540 Sure, of course. I know lots of them. 669 01:05:24,083 --> 01:05:25,665 A romantic place? 670 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:32,707 -In all these years I never realized it! -Realized what? 671 01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:34,957 You took off with a "friend"... 672 01:05:34,958 --> 01:05:37,832 and are asking about a romantic place! 673 01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:40,582 You're like Charles and Dodi. 674 01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:42,790 What are you saying? 675 01:05:42,791 --> 01:05:45,499 I'm notjudging you, not at all... 676 01:05:45,958 --> 01:05:49,290 Gisella, a romantic, gorgeous place. 677 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:19,957 Well? 678 01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:29,874 -So pretty! -Thanks, it's lovely. 679 01:06:31,583 --> 01:06:32,874 Look. 680 01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:40,165 Not going to say anything? 681 01:06:41,041 --> 01:06:43,040 What's his problem? 682 01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:46,499 He's just grumpy. 683 01:06:48,291 --> 01:06:51,332 -Can I have a piece? -Anything, for you. 684 01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:54,665 Thanks. For you. 685 01:06:54,666 --> 01:06:56,374 -Me? -Yes. 686 01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:59,832 -Is it a bracelet? -Yes. 687 01:07:02,666 --> 01:07:06,415 -There. Be right back. -Okay. 688 01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:21,082 In a dream world, 689 01:07:21,083 --> 01:07:25,957 I'd sell my sock shop and open one here, what do you think about that? 690 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:27,749 It's beautiful here. 691 01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:29,957 The shop would do well with you, 692 01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:32,957 you're good with your hands. it'd be a dream. 693 01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:37,957 -Yes, a dream. -Dreams can come true. 694 01:07:37,958 --> 01:07:42,124 What do you think, "Isle" socks, sound like a good idea? 695 01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:46,915 It's useless. We're going back to Africa. Let's go. 696 01:07:47,791 --> 01:07:52,040 Maybe if Dalida had a job prospect she'd like to come back? 697 01:07:52,583 --> 01:07:56,124 Maybe. Why not... 698 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:57,915 Why not. 699 01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:04,082 I'll see if they have rooms. 700 01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:05,832 Okay. 701 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:15,957 I've had enough. 702 01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:20,957 Don't be ridiculous. 703 01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:25,582 Where are you going? 704 01:08:30,750 --> 01:08:32,707 We only have one king room. 705 01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:35,749 I can add a cot. 706 01:08:36,958 --> 01:08:39,165 There's nothing else? 707 01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:41,832 Not even a broom closet? 708 01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:44,207 Just one night, my friend won't mind. 709 01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:46,165 No, nothing, sorry. 710 01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:51,040 Fine, I'll go get my friends and our bags. 711 01:08:51,041 --> 01:08:52,624 All right. 712 01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:55,999 Get back here! Dalida! 713 01:09:58,750 --> 01:09:59,915 Come here! 714 01:10:01,541 --> 01:10:02,665 Well? 715 01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:05,207 -Get in. -No! 716 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,665 Don't piss me off! 717 01:10:06,666 --> 01:10:08,374 Don't piss me off, let's go back. 718 01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:11,374 -Come on. -You're ruining everything. 719 01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:13,249 -Come on. -Stop it. 720 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:14,457 Get in the car. 721 01:10:14,458 --> 01:10:15,832 -Stop it. -No. 722 01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:16,999 -Let's go. -No! 723 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,957 Leave the girl alone, did you hear me? 724 01:10:20,458 --> 01:10:21,707 Fuck you! 725 01:10:22,416 --> 01:10:24,040 -Let go! -Get in. 726 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:25,540 Let go of her! 727 01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:29,749 Fuck you! 728 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,499 Your lD, Mr. Cavallaro. 729 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:50,957 -Mr. Cavallaro? -Yes? 730 01:10:50,958 --> 01:10:52,957 -Your ID. -Thanks. 731 01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:55,540 The room is ready. 732 01:10:55,833 --> 01:10:58,915 I'll wait for my friends, they'll be here soon. 733 01:10:59,375 --> 01:11:01,415 Very well. 734 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,415 Hello? 735 01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:13,957 Yes, speaking. 736 01:11:26,125 --> 01:11:27,332 Thanks. 737 01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:53,415 -Mr. Cavallaro? They're inside. -Okay. 738 01:11:53,416 --> 01:11:55,499 Come along... 739 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,582 This way. 740 01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:21,249 Excuse me, I don't understand. 741 01:12:22,583 --> 01:12:24,999 You're taking them back to Africa? 742 01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:29,332 Yes, exactly, l'll vouch for them. 743 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:32,499 You see, I came up with this theory: 744 01:12:33,041 --> 01:12:36,207 if each of us, I mean... 745 01:12:37,791 --> 01:12:41,999 Their father died so I was accompanying them back. 746 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:45,832 -And that's a theory? -A humanitarian theory. 747 01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:49,624 By car? To Africa? 748 01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:54,582 Yes. Naples-Tunis by ferry, then to Senegal in one go. 749 01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:56,790 Slow down, I'm still at "humanitarian". 750 01:12:57,333 --> 01:12:59,749 -What are you writing? -I'll stop. 751 01:13:00,416 --> 01:13:02,165 -In one go? -Yes. 752 01:13:02,166 --> 01:13:06,957 That was the plan. Excuse me, what's the problem? 753 01:13:06,958 --> 01:13:08,624 The problem? 754 01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:14,249 The problem is that Diji... 755 01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:17,374 Dijilobodji. 756 01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:20,207 -Who's that? -Your friend. 757 01:13:22,208 --> 01:13:24,249 You don't even remember your friend's last name? 758 01:13:26,125 --> 01:13:28,540 You didn't pronounce it right... 759 01:13:28,541 --> 01:13:32,915 Dijilobodji was driving with a Senegalese license, that's illegal. 760 01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:36,124 He has no fixed abode and his visa expired. 761 01:13:36,625 --> 01:13:37,957 In that case, 762 01:13:37,958 --> 01:13:40,499 arrest him and I'll just take his sister. 763 01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:44,124 His sister? 764 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:48,624 Yes... To be honest, I'm doing this for her. 765 01:13:51,208 --> 01:13:54,249 Gigi, go search the car. 766 01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:55,749 Yessir. 767 01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:08,207 Mr. Cavallaro... Stop covering for them. 768 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:10,249 They were stealing your car. 769 01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:12,999 And you still think they're siblings? 770 01:14:15,916 --> 01:14:18,957 Never mind, take your car and go home. 771 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:22,957 Or do you want to end up in a ditch with a tattoo on your head? 772 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:24,499 They're savages. 773 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:28,790 It's my duty to protect you. 774 01:14:29,041 --> 01:14:34,165 Take my advice, sign the report, and this incident will vanish. 775 01:14:35,166 --> 01:14:37,332 You'll never see those two wretches again. 776 01:14:38,583 --> 01:14:43,999 You can go back to Milan. And as we say, life will go on. Right? 777 01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:42,249 Thanks... and sorry. 778 01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:54,790 I feel guilty. 779 01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:56,374 It was your idea. 780 01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:57,665 -A honeymoon. -Stop it. 781 01:15:58,208 --> 01:16:00,707 We're lucky there's still room. 782 01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:05,249 A cabin for you... and your brother. 783 01:16:05,791 --> 01:16:08,165 -Barcelona? -And then Tangiers. 784 01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:13,040 He was right, you get there faster from the north. 785 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:41,124 Even better than the hotel. 786 01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:42,457 It doesn't suck anymore? 787 01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:48,707 Sorry. 788 01:16:50,041 --> 01:16:51,374 I freaked out. 789 01:17:36,833 --> 01:17:38,415 Hi, Mario. 790 01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:36,082 -Hey, my friend... -I don't need anything. 791 01:18:36,083 --> 01:18:39,249 -I just wanted to ask... -I don't have any change. 792 01:18:40,583 --> 01:18:45,374 I wanted to ask if you saw a girl who's black like me 793 01:18:45,375 --> 01:18:47,457 with an old white guy like you. 794 01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:01,874 Mario! 795 01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:04,540 -My friend! -Where's Dalida? 796 01:19:05,666 --> 01:19:08,874 Here, in my cabin, she's sleeping now. 797 01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:12,207 In your cabin? 798 01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:16,207 I calmed her down, brother. You know what l mean? 799 01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:20,874 I'll kill you. 800 01:19:20,875 --> 01:19:23,832 Why? She's your sister, bro. 801 01:19:23,833 --> 01:19:26,124 -Let go. -Stop, are you insane? 802 01:19:26,125 --> 01:19:28,874 -You sicken me. -Why? What did I do? 803 01:19:28,875 --> 01:19:29,957 You slept with him. 804 01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:35,207 -Why are you laughing? -It's not true. 805 01:19:36,041 --> 01:19:37,457 He said... 806 01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:41,832 What about all the bullshit you told me? 807 01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:43,999 It was just a little bullshit. 808 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,957 I told him the truth. 809 01:19:51,958 --> 01:19:54,290 Asshole. Excuse me. 810 01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:07,332 So you didn't... 811 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:09,749 How could you think that? 812 01:20:09,750 --> 01:20:14,832 We talked and I fell asleep, that's all. 813 01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:17,665 Enough already. 814 01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:24,874 And now? 815 01:20:26,708 --> 01:20:29,624 What'll we do? 816 01:22:08,666 --> 01:22:11,582 What's so funny? 817 01:22:12,291 --> 01:22:15,249 I was thinking of how stupid I was to believe 818 01:22:15,625 --> 01:22:18,582 you'd slept with him... 819 01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:24,499 Glad you realize that now. 820 01:22:26,666 --> 01:22:28,665 How long was I asleep? 821 01:22:32,625 --> 01:22:34,165 Where are we? 822 01:22:34,166 --> 01:22:36,040 Close to Senegal. 823 01:22:37,125 --> 01:22:38,707 Almost there! 824 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,582 Almost. 825 01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:49,749 As is true in Africa: nothing is close, nothing is comfortable, nothing is easy. 826 01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:51,874 Yes, but it's beautiful. 827 01:22:57,833 --> 01:23:00,082 We've walked so far 828 01:23:01,208 --> 01:23:04,207 Hoping to find our fortune 829 01:23:04,666 --> 01:23:07,249 We've crossed seas 830 01:23:07,458 --> 01:23:10,665 Deserts and then some 831 01:23:10,958 --> 01:23:14,415 We're living in a sort of dream 832 01:23:14,416 --> 01:23:18,249 Where joy knows no respite 833 01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:21,165 And in order to have a better future 834 01:23:21,166 --> 01:23:24,040 We've had to overcome fear 835 01:24:25,791 --> 01:24:27,207 Easy, easy! 836 01:24:34,958 --> 01:24:36,999 Come on, get out. 837 01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:41,707 Come on. 838 01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:54,040 Mario, this is my mother. And my father. 839 01:24:54,541 --> 01:24:56,582 An honor, Mario Cavallaro. 840 01:24:56,916 --> 01:24:58,624 An honor. 841 01:25:03,375 --> 01:25:04,665 What'd she say? 842 01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:07,249 She thought I'd never come back. She thanks you. 843 01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:08,582 My pleasure. 844 01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:10,707 Very, very much. 845 01:25:10,708 --> 01:25:14,165 It's no big deal, Milan's just around the corner. 846 01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:19,124 Don't or... 847 01:25:20,541 --> 01:25:22,915 -Or what? -They'll think badly. 848 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:26,749 Nobody thinks badly here. Nobody. 849 01:26:22,958 --> 01:26:27,374 No, if you do that it'll spring up but will be frail. 850 01:26:27,375 --> 01:26:29,790 You have to put it further down, may I? 851 01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:31,915 Put it further down. 852 01:26:33,916 --> 01:26:38,749 You have to make a deeper hole, 853 01:26:38,750 --> 01:26:43,374 then a volcano around it to protect the sprout. 854 01:26:43,375 --> 01:26:45,874 -Know what a volcano is? -"Vulcaver"? 855 01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:49,540 Yes, a "vulcaver". 856 01:26:54,250 --> 01:26:56,040 This soil is good. 857 01:26:57,666 --> 01:26:59,415 Very good. 858 01:27:06,916 --> 01:27:08,790 No, not like that. 859 01:27:08,791 --> 01:27:12,124 Dig further down. Just with one push... 860 01:27:13,291 --> 01:27:15,665 one. 861 01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:41,915 What are you doing here? 862 01:29:43,875 --> 01:29:45,832 Just getting some air. 863 01:29:47,625 --> 01:29:49,374 Are you okay? 864 01:29:49,708 --> 01:29:51,165 Yes. 865 01:30:00,416 --> 01:30:03,207 I'd like to stay here... 866 01:30:06,958 --> 01:30:09,332 but I have to help my family. 867 01:30:12,208 --> 01:30:13,499 Right. 868 01:30:16,333 --> 01:30:17,957 Shall we dance? 869 01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:20,082 -Me, dance? -Yes. 870 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:25,124 Come on, Mario. Come on. 871 01:30:48,125 --> 01:30:50,249 Go on, Mario! 872 01:30:51,416 --> 01:30:53,540 Come on! 873 01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:43,124 Let's go before I change my mind. 874 01:31:43,916 --> 01:31:48,040 -Where's Mario? -He was here a second ago. 875 01:31:58,875 --> 01:32:01,707 No, the soil has to be more compact. 876 01:32:02,041 --> 01:32:04,165 More compact, like that. 877 01:32:04,166 --> 01:32:08,999 Make it lower. Make the volcano lower. 878 01:32:11,458 --> 01:32:13,290 What are you doing? 879 01:32:14,416 --> 01:32:16,374 We have to go. 880 01:32:16,375 --> 01:32:17,957 -Already? -Yes. 881 01:32:17,958 --> 01:32:20,957 I have to get soil for my garden. 882 01:32:20,958 --> 01:32:22,082 Come on! 883 01:32:25,541 --> 01:32:29,540 Too high, you'll suffocate the sprout. 884 01:32:29,541 --> 01:32:33,790 The volcano should be like this, not too tall. 885 01:32:34,583 --> 01:32:36,832 Vulcaver? Vulcaver? 886 01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:39,374 Yes, vulcaver. 887 01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:09,749 And so this this precious, wonderful gem... 888 01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:10,790 Not him. 889 01:33:12,041 --> 01:33:13,082 Him. 890 01:33:13,958 --> 01:33:16,249 This brilliant example of integration 891 01:33:16,541 --> 01:33:20,040 blossomed just like that, from something that seemed off, 892 01:33:20,916 --> 01:33:22,165 but it wasn't. 893 01:33:22,166 --> 01:33:25,665 We have to buy a toy for Uncle Mario. 894 01:33:25,666 --> 01:33:27,832 This afternoon, all right? 895 01:33:30,416 --> 01:33:33,249 -Umbrella, miss? -No, thanks. 896 01:33:46,958 --> 01:33:49,124 Hey, it's us. 897 01:33:53,166 --> 01:33:55,249 Come to daddy! 898 01:33:59,333 --> 01:34:01,624 Mamadou did such a greatjob. 899 01:34:03,541 --> 01:34:06,415 I'm so sorry I couldn't come. 900 01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:13,290 You're my little brainiac, aren't you? Did you film it? 901 01:34:13,291 --> 01:34:17,207 -Yes. Here. -Thanks. 902 01:34:18,541 --> 01:34:20,499 -Shall we watch it, Mamadou? -Yes. 903 01:34:21,625 --> 01:34:24,832 There's a letter from Mario, I didn't read it yet. 904 01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:38,332 -You're the best. -The only black boy... 905 01:34:38,333 --> 01:34:39,999 Exactly. 906 01:34:47,541 --> 01:34:52,832 "My dear friends, Christmas is coming and we're getting ready too. 907 01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:58,374 The ornaments you sent are lovely, 908 01:34:58,833 --> 01:35:05,582 but maybe next year you should send... plastic ones. 909 01:35:07,041 --> 01:35:11,124 The harvest this year will be the best ever, 910 01:35:11,125 --> 01:35:15,624 and if you don't mess up the environment, next year will be even better. 911 01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:19,249 Is everything okay at my house, I mean your house? 912 01:35:19,250 --> 01:35:23,415 I hope you've changed it, made it different, 913 01:35:23,416 --> 01:35:27,040 because difference is what makes the world go round. 914 01:35:27,041 --> 01:35:29,207 It takes effort to mix things up 915 01:35:29,208 --> 01:35:32,749 and understand that the best order is disorder. 916 01:35:32,750 --> 01:35:35,040 We're not that far away, after all. 917 01:35:35,041 --> 01:35:38,707 Things can be put back in their place with a single trip, 918 01:35:38,708 --> 01:35:40,707 in one go! 919 01:35:40,708 --> 01:35:46,082 You know, the world is too small to not experience it all. 920 01:35:46,083 --> 01:35:47,957 A dream? Maybe. 921 01:35:48,666 --> 01:35:51,499 But having grand and international dreams 922 01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:54,207 is the greatest thing that could happen in life. 923 01:35:54,875 --> 01:35:56,915 Finally everyone is home. 924 01:35:57,333 --> 01:36:01,957 Send me news and photos of my darling Mamadou." 925 01:36:08,958 --> 01:36:11,540 We have to send him Mamadou's video. 926 01:36:13,166 --> 01:36:17,499 Azure should be next to baby blue. 927 01:36:18,416 --> 01:36:20,332 Every color has its place. 928 01:36:24,916 --> 01:36:27,332 Where did he get this meticulousness from? 929 01:36:28,041 --> 01:36:29,874 Who knows... 930 01:36:29,875 --> 01:36:32,582 Let's go wash our hands and eat.