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[ School bell rings ]
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-Okay, everybody, buckle up.
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Alright.
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Welcome aboard Flight 865
to Paris.
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I'm your pilot,
Captain Ms. McGraw.
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It was Captain Mrs. McGraw,
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but Mr. McGraw
has a wandering plane,
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and now my landing strip
is closed.
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-Wingsuit coming in!
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[ Both whooshing,
kids laughing ]
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Everybody freeze.
We're taking over this plane.
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-Yeah. I don't want to alarm
you, but we're terrorists.
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[ Kids screaming ]
-Oh, oh. It's okay, it's okay.
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All we want from here
is to get the captain's chair,
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whish she brought from her house
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and hasn't paid for this month
or last month.
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-And we need it fast,
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because we have six more
"hijackings" to do.
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-We're gonna make
an emergency landing.
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What city should be land in?
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[ Kids shouting indistinctly ]
-The North Pole!
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-I heard the North Pole.
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Prepare for landing, everyone.
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-Uh-oh. This just in.
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Santa's traffic control says
it's extra icy, so we --
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-Double uh-oh.
The plane just ran out of fuel.
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Should have landed when you
had the chance, Ms. McGraw.
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-Put on your parachutes, kids.
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-Wingsuit out.
-Wait, wait.
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-Holy shit.
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Simon just repoed
our oldest ottoman.
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-Robert Taylor house?
How old is this thing?
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-It's been in our system
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since before you were
popping your Hubba Bubba.
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That thing has seen more shit
than any of us.
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[ Organ plays, gospel choir
sings indistinctly ]
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♪♪
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-♪ I was born
on the South Side ♪
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♪ I was raised on
the South Side ♪
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♪ Everybody stick together
like we in a line ♪
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♪ 'Cause it ain't no side
like the South Side ♪
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♪ On the South Side ♪
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♪ South Side ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-The West Coast figured it out.
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Gangsters that rap.
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-Aaron.
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-"Jyeah."
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Hey, homie,
y'all need some help?
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-Yeah, you can help me
get this couch and chair.
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-We're not taking the ottoman.
You can't fuck on that.
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It's superfluous, and I hate it.
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-Yeah, she told me we hate it.
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-And what you gonna do
about your feet?
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Oh, you just gonna let them
flop on the floor?
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-What he does with his
beautiful, African king feet
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is between me and my husband.
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-But you don't wanna break up
the furniture family, do you?
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-This little guy
ain't got feelings.
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Fuck you! You ain't shit to me!
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You tacky!
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See? Nothing.
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♪♪
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-Survive.
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♪♪
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-♪ Look, you know that
so many people be asking me ♪
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♪ Like, "Man,
how do you do it?" ♪
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-Okay, you guys got
the "All Holidays" package --
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Valentine's Day, Sweetest Day,
St. Patrick's Day,
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Juneteenth --
haven't heard of that --
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Thanksgiving, and Christmas.
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Let's go.
-Uh, should I do the hat?
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-Yeah, put it on!
-Yeah, do the hat.
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-With the hat? Uh-oh.
-Yeah, pull it up.
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There it is.
-Messing up my old fro.
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-[ Laughs ]
You guys are adorable.
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Okay, ready?
You wanna do some pictures?
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-Thank you very much.
-Give me a big smile,
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and "Happy St. Patrick's Day"
on 3.
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1, 2, 3.
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-St. Patty's Day!
-St. Patty's Day!
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-Great. Great.
-That was good.
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What -- What did she do?
Did she smile? Did she --
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-She made a little bit
of a face.
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-Oh, you made a face?
Okay, let's do it again.
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-Yeah, we're taking pictures.
-Okay, ready?
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1, 2, 3.
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-St. Patty's Day --
-[ Imitates chugging, laughs ]
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Oh. Ooh, ooh, look.
It's a cowabunga
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St. Patty's Day, me dudes.
-So now we're going surfing.
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Surfing in Ireland, everybody.
-[ Laughs ]
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-Kattandra Simone,
will you please
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take this seriously...
-Oh, come on.
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-...and dispense with
the chicanery?
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-[ Over P.A. ]
Attention, shoppers,
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we're looking
for a missing child named Luke.
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Age 6. Caucasian. Brown hair.
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If you see Luke, find
a sales associate immediately
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for one free pretzel.
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Thank you.
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-Poor kid, whoever that is.
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Okay. Let's, uh,
keep the train going.
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Let's keep the train going.
-Yep. Yeah, man.
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Yeah, man. Let's do it.
-Yeah. Alright, so --
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-Oh, no. They caught us.
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Why does this always happen?
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Luke? Oh, I'm so sorry.
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It was fun while it lasted,
but not anymore.
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-Kitty, don't.
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She's joking. This is --
Nope. This is our white child.
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-Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Just so you know, man,
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I'm not making any assumptions.
-Alright, man.
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-But just in case...hey, Luke?
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-Okay, look.
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-I'm just gonna...
-Sir? Sir? Sir?
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Sir. Sir? Mnh-mnh.
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-Let's just -- Let's just
level-set for a second, okay?
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Okay?
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If you did...
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steal the child,
it would make sense
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that you would get
a full year of photos today.
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-But think about it. I would
get a full year of photos
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at the same mall
that I stole the child from?
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Come on. Who does that?
-Yeah. It's ingenious!
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Don't you see it?
-Oh.
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Really?
-To make yourself seem innocent.
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-So we're like
criminal masterminds, huh?
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-That's what makes it so smart.
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-We're going to Sears.
This is over with.
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-Real quick,
let me get one more photo.
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Could be helpful. Real quick.
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-No. Stop! No more pictures!
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-Why did I become
a public defender?
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Our community needs heroes.
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And not just guys who shoot
hoops or rapidly rap raps.
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-Mm.
-I'm talking about Twista,
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of course. He's actually
a member of our district,
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and I do appreciate
his presence here.
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Uh, I'm a criminal justice hero.
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What does that mean? I'm a hero.
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Uh, I believe in justice,
and I believe in criminals.
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You know, they're not
all murderers, either.
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you know? Like, um...
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Okay, alright, look at this one.
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Jaywalker.
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Oh, actually, I'm sorry.
That's his name. Jay Walker.
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Hmm. And he murdered somebody.
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[ Woman screams ]
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[ Man grunting ]
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-Stop that inmate!
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♪♪
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[ AKA's "We've Got To
Work It Out" playing ]
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♪♪
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-♪ Let's put our head together,
what do you say? ♪
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♪ Living in a cool other
so you could see ♪
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♪♪
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♪ You've got to look on
by yourself, man ♪
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♪ Could be something bad ♪
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♪ Let's be a piece of freedom ♪
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♪ Not for eternity ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Aah!
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-Thanks, bitch-ass!
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-Um, we did what we could do.
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Okay? But, you know --
Where were we? Where were we?
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-So he's just gonna get away?
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-I mean, same thing happened
to Peter Parker.
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-Actually, Peter Parker
didn't even try.
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-That's right. That's right.
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I think you should name
your article "Allen Gayle:
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Better Than Spider-Man."
-Mm, I don't know about that.
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-"Better Than Spider-Man."
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-[ Panting ]
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Whew!
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Made it.
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Got my own seat, too, baby.
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[ All murmur indistinctly ]
Yeah.
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-Delonte', that's your bag
and your jacket.
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Welcome home, Big Dawg.
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-Oh, man, that's what up.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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-Okay, wait, here he comes.
Here he comes. Here he comes.
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-Hey, yo, they was
all out of jack...
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fruit.
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What's going on?
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-Bluto, please have a seat.
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Remove the cap.
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-God damn!
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-It's chilly, ain't it?
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-Whew.
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-Bluto, this is
an intervention, man.
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-What?
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-It's time to let
your 'locs go, dawg.
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-What you talking about, man?
People love my 'locs.
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Every time they see me,
they be like, "Hey, Bluto,
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I don't know how you do it --"
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-You'll have time
to respond later,
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but for right now,
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let us talk.
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We've all written very carefully
prepared messages,
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man, that we want
to give to you, bro.
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Statements from the heart.
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-[ Chuckles ]
What y'all doing, man?
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I look like Stevie Wonder.
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-It's ironic that you say that,
because...
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you can't see the truth.
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Delonte', you got anything
you want to say, bro?
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Take your time.
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-Bruh, is you serious?
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-Y'all don't understand, man.
These are my 'locs. It's me.
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Y'all want me to cut my antennas
to the universe and/or God?
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Well, Jesus Christ had dreads.
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So shake 'em.
-No, no. Cut that out, man.
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-Man, stop, man.
-Shake 'em!
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-Bluto!
-So shake 'em.
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-Shake 'em one more time.
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-I look like Lil Wayne?
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-Mnh-mnh. Hell no.
-Nah, man. No, you don't.
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-This a ambush, man. I ain't
gotta stay around for this.
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I'm out.
-Bluto.
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Bluto, you cannot run
from this anymore, dawg,
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and I'm not gonna let you.
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-I can't believe
y'all doing this to me.
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Mark, I helped you move, man.
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Rob, I helped you rob Mark.
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-Bluto, you look ridiculous.
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Nika, stand up.
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You know Nika looks up to you.
Walk this way.
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She would love to rob Mark
to pay Rob just like you, dawg.
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Take off the cap.
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[ All grunting, groaning ]
-Shit!
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-No, you gotta face that.
-Make her put it back on!
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-You gotta face that, man!
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Bluto, this is
your influence, man!
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-Damn!
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Nika.
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Oh, shit. It's so dry.
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-Am I gon' die?
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-The f...
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No, you ain't gonna die.
You hear me?
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Come here. I'm sorry.
-Mm-hmm.
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-I apologize!
-Mm-hmm.
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-I apologize! I said it, man.
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[ Crying, murmuring ]
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-Yeah!
-Yeah.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-♪ Chicago is the genesis ♪
250
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-We have titans of both the
fashion and doll industry today,
251
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so let's give it up for them.
252
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And thank you,
ladies and gentlemen, again,
253
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for coming out to the KYSHA
by Keisha Doll Fashion Show.
254
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-♪ Chicago kids
took those sounds ♪
255
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-Our first model -- She's woke,
256
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and she ain't never broke.
257
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Give it up for Aisha!
258
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Ladies and gentlemen, Aisha.
259
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,778
Thank you, Simon.
260
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-Ha. I can't even lie.
My life has been hard.
261
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,867
I'm the ninth youngest of nine.
262
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,411
-Oh. She's ready to slay.
263
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:21,996
Down the Milky Way.
264
00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:24,290
Oh, be a star on Mars.
265
00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,000
Find a pattern on Saturn.
266
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,169
And a penis on Venus!
267
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:30,671
It's Pam!
268
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,298
Look, guys, no gravity!
269
00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,717
No gravity! Oh!
270
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,385
-But I'm also
the ninth favorite,
271
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,846
and I know this 'cause my mama
kept a list on the refrigerator,
272
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,390
and it said "number nine --
Keisha." That's me.
273
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,934
So by the time hand-me-down
shoes got to me,
274
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,436
they was like flip flops.
275
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,730
But it didn't make me mad.
Mnh-mnh.
276
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,940
It made me creative.
277
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,108
But it also made me mad.
278
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,194
[ Papers clattering ]
-Oh.
279
00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,076
-So I decided to channel
all of my energies
280
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and my funds into my two kids.
281
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,455
But this right here?
282
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,666
This is my passion.
Doll fashion.
283
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:12,588
-JaMarcus said yes to prom
and Six Flags afterwards.
284
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,923
And fuckin'!
285
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,466
Give it up for JaMarcus, guys.
286
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And last but certainly not
least, we have our show-stopper,
287
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Miss Africa.
288
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,100
Come on, Miss Africa.
289
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,602
[ Gasps ]
Is it Super Miss Africa?
290
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,229
Oh, my goodness. She's flying.
291
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,897
-You know, inspiration
can strike you
292
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,483
at the oddest time,
just like your mother.
293
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:36,278
-Give it up for Miss KYSHA
by Keisha!
294
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,490
We love you, girl! Yas.
295
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,121
-Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
296
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,997
What is wrong with him?
[ Doorbell rings ]
297
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,333
God damn it, Neil.
298
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,584
-Jerry Jerry Bo-Berry.
299
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:53,045
-Okay, Bo-Berry
is my wife's name, okay?
300
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,630
-Whatever.
-Listen, Neil,
301
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,383
for the last time, you cannot
reserve a parking spot
302
00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,052
with a piece of furniture, okay?
That's bonkers.
303
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,263
-Everyone in Chicago does it,
Brosephine Baker.
304
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:03,848
-Not in my old neighborhood.
This type of thing
305
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,016
would have brought
Roscoe Village to its knees.
306
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,643
-Jerry, this is
the rule of Dibs.
307
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,478
I don't write 'em.
I just abide 'em.
308
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,273
-It's "abide by 'em."
-Well, I think it's abide --
309
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,108
-No, I think you're extra wrong.
310
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:15,901
Okay, how about this?
I know for a fact
311
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,154
that people pay you to put
random stuff out in the street
312
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,739
in front of their houses
to save their spots.
313
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:23,033
That's your ironing board,
you wrinkled mess.
314
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:26,036
-Excuse me, Your Majesty.
315
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,329
Alright, let's unravel
316
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,875
this Snyder Cut
of a conspiracy, okay?
317
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:34,086
You're accusing me
of emptying my house?
318
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,839
Of making Dibs
my primary income?
319
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,382
-Primary?
-Risking things
320
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,677
that I hold dear,
like my canoe oar?
321
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,179
Sounds crazy, right?
322
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,514
What level of Jerry-ception
are we on?
323
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,932
Third level? Fourth level?
324
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,560
Are we dreaming? Is it reality?
I don't know.
325
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:53,439
Take me home, 'cause I'm lost.
I'm home.
326
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:55,983
This is what
would have to happen.
327
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,819
I'd have to be some kind of
a Dibs mastermind.
328
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:04,950
-♪ Springtime is dawning,
the sunshine is pouring ♪
329
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,828
♪ Dewdrops are glistening,
yeah ♪
330
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,664
♪ I really hope
that you're listening ♪
331
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:16,879
♪ Everything is changing now ♪
332
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,757
♪ Everything is changing ♪
333
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:26,180
-Now, for this first pose,
we're gonna do a bridge pose.
334
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,557
Like so.
335
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,226
Okay?
336
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,979
But if that is too challenging
for you,
337
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,358
you can always use a piece
of furniture, like this...
338
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,569
♪♪
339
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,780
...and do a modified
bridge pose.
340
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,784
Like this.
341
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,161
[ Tires screeching,
car crashing ]
342
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,372
-Oh, damn!
Your mama can't drive for shit!
343
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,957
-I told her don't jack
no stick shift!
344
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,250
She can't drive a foreign!
[ Siren wails ]
345
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,251
-Yo! Run!
346
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,752
-Oh, no! Mama! Mama, no!
347
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,004
-Man, fuck that mourning shit,
nigga! We gotta go!
348
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,590
Hey, man, wait,
the cops are coming.
349
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,426
-I told her this neighborhood
not ready for yoga.
350
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,720
-What is "Core
by C-Corey Corey"?
351
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,098
-Let us in! My man's mama died!
352
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,725
-Ignore the outside world.
[ Siren wailing ]
353
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,394
Stay inside.
354
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:14,937
Nice modification, K.
-Thanks.
355
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,856
-Now, everyone, get out
of bridge. Turn and face me.
356
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,109
Let's do a refocusing breath.
357
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,860
Breath of fire.
358
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,946
[ Breathing sharply ]
-I don't know. Shit.
359
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,615
-I'm in a 3:00 class! We early!
-We're just early!
360
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,285
-Namaste, nigga!
-I can stretch, bitch!
361
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,953
Come on, man!
They out here Randy Moss-ing.
362
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,998
-We breaking that glass
soon as we find a rock.
363
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,417
Alright, well, let's
slide into our snake.
364
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:40,087
Mm-hmm. Let's slide. Slide.
[ Sirens wailing ]
365
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,506
Visualize your inner light.
[ Knocking on glass ]
366
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,718
-I'm about to spray the block!
I'm about this murder life!
367
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,928
-You two! On the ground! Now!
-Ah!
368
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,388
-I'm gonna keep y'all
a little longer today.
369
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:52,850
-Officer, turn on
your body cam, please.
370
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,894
-Hey, you guys gotta stay a
little longer today and lock up.
371
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,730
Try not to fuck it up.
372
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,609
-You know, I'm just realizing,
373
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,652
we never closed
the store together.
374
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,071
-Mm. Let's get weird?
375
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,656
-Hell yeah.
[ Both laugh ]
376
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,491
-Garbage fight!
-Garbage fight!
377
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,161
[ Both grunting, laughing ]
378
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,247
-Lamp/vacuum fight!
-Lamp/vacuum fight!
379
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:22,171
-Simultaneous yell-i-i-i-i-i...
-Simultaneous yell-i-i-i-i-i...
380
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,006
-Nap time!
-Nap time!
381
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,218
-Hey, Greg?
-What?
382
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,970
-I can't sleep.
383
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,765
-Yeah, me, neither.
384
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,684
-Rug sword fight!
-Rug sword fight!
385
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,354
-Aah!
386
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,397
-Whoa.
-Whoa.
387
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,112
-Whoa.
-Whoa.
388
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,574
That's a 1947 Wallace PPH.
389
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,035
-Yeah, it's a gun.
390
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,870
-You know
what we gotta do, right?
391
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:57,039
-Shot-for-shot remake
of the movie "Heat"?
392
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,707
-Oh. [ Sighs ]
393
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,585
Ooh.
394
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,546
Oh.
395
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,256
-Don't let yourself
get attached to anything
396
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,009
you're not willing to walk out
on in 30 seconds flat
397
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:12,721
if you feel the heat
around the corner.
398
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,390
-Well, if it's between you
399
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:18,560
or some poor bastard whose wife
you're gonna make a widow,
400
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,814
brother, you are going down.
401
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,734
-Now, ladies, is there
anything else I can get you?
402
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,112
-Oh, no. We're good.
Thank you so much.
403
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,447
-Alright.
Is everything okay in here?
404
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,325
[ Yvonne groans ]
-Mm, okay.
405
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,868
-Ma, you ready?
406
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,080
-Uh, none of these dresses
are working.
407
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,415
Alright, I'm ready.
408
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,416
-Okay.
409
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,918
[ Imitates fanfare ]
410
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,003
-Yay! It's pretty.
411
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,588
-Move that back.
-Oh.
412
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,258
I don't like it.
It's really not my style.
413
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,343
It just doesn't --
It just doesn't capture
414
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,763
the essence
of Sheldon and I relationship.
415
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,765
I think I should wear
what he wanted me to wear.
416
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,767
-He's in a group called
I Love Bustdowns.
417
00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,977
His opinion is questionable.
418
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,812
-What he want you to wear, Ma?
419
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,439
-It was really cute.
420
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,858
We were gonna wear
two long white T-shirts
421
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,318
with airbrushed pictures of us
on the front of it...
422
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,404
-Okay.
-...with a tuxedo and a gown,
423
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,157
meeting for the first time
at Evergreen Plaza.
424
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,742
-When you was up there
getting the keys made?
425
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,454
-Yes. We fell in love,
kiki'ing at the key kiosk.
426
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,122
-Yvonne --
-No. Mommy.
427
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,457
-When you and Daddy
got married,
428
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,625
you wore a beautiful,
elegant gown.
429
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,002
-Mom's so pretty.
-And now you talking about
430
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,211
wearing a T-shirt?
431
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,755
-When me and your dad
got married,
432
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,799
people wore stockings to church.
Things have changed.
433
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,676
-Well, you changing too much
for this boy.
434
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,678
This Bustdown boy.
435
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,513
-And when did you start waxing?
-Right.
436
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,806
-And why you ain't
got no panties on
437
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,183
when you trying on
these dresses?
438
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,768
-My girl got to breathe.
439
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,686
-This boy got you
looking like a baby.
440
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,188
Your coochie is bald.
441
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,190
-And you know what else it is?
442
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,983
It's moist.
-No, stop.
443
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,485
-Stop.
-That's right.
444
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,737
Sheldon gets me wet as fuck.
445
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,490
-Okay, we get it. You don't --
-I'm talking waterfall wet.
446
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,074
-Splish splash.
-As a matter of fact...
447
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,576
-Stop.
-...he calls me
448
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,328
water walls.
-Okay.
449
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,748
-He whispers it in my ear,
and my other orifices.
450
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,625
-Okay, stop, and stop
encouraging this.
451
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:05,918
Look, did you know
that they're planning
452
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,753
to Slip 'N Slide down the aisle?
453
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,713
Mama, that's not safe
for nobody. Stop.
454
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,132
-Listen, that is the theme
of our wedding.
455
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,343
"Sliding into
the rest of our lives."
456
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,303
-Okay. That makes sense.
I like it.
457
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,597
-Thank you,
Ashanti Shequoiya Turner.
458
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,682
-You're welcome.
-Or would you consider
459
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,519
Ashanti Shequoiya Davidson?
460
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,687
-We are not taking his name.
He my age.
461
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,189
-And he makes me feel young,
462
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,358
like I don't have
diabetes anymore.
463
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,609
-But you do, Mama.
-Oh.
464
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:33,278
-Y'all both still got diabetes.
465
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:37,449
-Oh. Okay, so what do y'all
think about this dress?
466
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:41,286
-Ooh.
-Ooh.
467
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,372
-What?
468
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,041
[ Gasps ]
Oh, shit. My ProStyl Gel.
469
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,877
Oh, check the other dresses.
470
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,212
[ Inhales sharply ]
471
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,881
♪♪
472
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,217
[ Gasps ]
473
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,386
Oh, no.
474
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,137
-How you get it
all the way down the back?
475
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,806
-Like, for real, Mommy,
why you use so much?
476
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,891
You used to only use it
with your drawstring ponytail.
477
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,768
-That's 'cause he likes
my hair slicked down.
478
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,354
Especially my edges.
Make my baby hair pop.
479
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,856
-Hey, guys.
-Hey.
480
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,482
-We're gonna need this room
in a few more minutes.
481
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,026
Is that okay?
-Okay, yeah, no problem, yeah.
482
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,403
Okay, thank you.
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
483
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,405
-What are we gonna do?
I can't afford this.
484
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,906
-This is like $15,000
worth of damage.
485
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,449
-Oh, damn.
There goes my pension.
486
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,326
-No, it don't.
-No, no, no, no.
487
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,120
-I can't, I can't.
-We gonna get up out of here.
488
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,746
Them bitches in there
do not look that strong.
489
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,498
-Oh, my God. Just shut up.
Let me think.
490
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,584
Oh, my gosh.
491
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,586
-I'm-a run first,
knock 'em down.
492
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,588
Y'all run right over me,
and if they stop us,
493
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,715
we just gonna have to fight.
-I'm ready.
494
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,426
-I got it.
Keisha, we have a problem.
495
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,886
-What raw materials
we working with?
496
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,722
-Okay, we got lace,
ribbon, Kevlar,
497
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,683
napkins from 50 Yard Line,
beads, flowers,
498
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,644
duct tape?
-I always got duct tape.
499
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,605
-Duct tape.
-Okay, listen carefully.
500
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,690
Let's make some new
goddamn neck holes, Turner.
501
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:52,774
We gonna get you home.
502
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,192
-Okay, what's the first steps?
503
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,819
-Ladies.
504
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,070
-My mama coochie out!
505
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,697
-Okie-dokie.
506
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:03,827
♪♪
507
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,996
-Wow. Nice job, guys.
508
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,790
-Mm. That last one
is avant-garde.
509
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,542
-Yep. Okay, so T-shirt dress?
510
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,877
-For sure.
-Yes. Yes. Okay.
511
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,462
-Okay, ladies.
-The room is all yours.
512
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,630
-Thank you so much.
-Thank you!
513
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,256
-You're so welcome.
514
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,013
[ Sighing ]
I'm gonna lose my job.
515
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:31,772
♪♪
516
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:35,567
-♪ Oooooh ♪
517
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,695
[ Scatting ]
518
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,156
-[ Yells ]
519
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,992
I got it!
520
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,535
Gimme a cigarette.
521
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,663
-He got it.
522
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,081
-She's a little squishy now,
523
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,166
but all the best things
in life are.
524
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,710
-We'll dry it out.
Lysol the shit out of it.
525
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,295
-You believe that chump?
526
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,881
Didn't think
we'd want this baby. Hmm?
527
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,509
Even after it'd been baptized.
528
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,636
-We don't give a shit
about that.
529
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:06,181
Or about anything, do we?
530
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:09,226
You ever think there's more
to life than repoing furniture?
531
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,770
-No. This is what it is, man.
532
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,355
Top of the top.
533
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,648
Come on. Get in here with me.
534
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,526
The water's warm,
like titties by the fire.
535
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,777
-Yeah, I don't know.
536
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,446
It's pretty gross.
And we on the job.
537
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,864
-That's the problem
with you, Q-bert.
538
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,534
You always working.
You're never living
539
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:29,121
till you dip your toes
in this nasty sauce.
540
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:33,834
Hey, you know what I saw
when I was down there?
541
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,837
All that water
swirling around me?
542
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:41,049
And I was face-to-face
with oblivion?
543
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,969
-Uh...what you'd
been looking for?
544
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,054
-Exactly.
545
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:54,271
♪♪
546
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,106
-Really, Yak?
547
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:59,901
♪♪
548
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,447
[ Indistinct conversations ]
549
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,825
-Excuse me, is this the --
-Sign in, sit down.
550
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,493
-Okay.
551
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,745
-[ Sighs ]
552
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:13,373
[ Sighs ]
Nothing is working for me today.
553
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,000
Who do I want to see today?
554
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,377
Eenie, meenie, minie, you.
555
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,796
Come with me.
556
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,174
Pronto, baby.
557
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:24,092
-Eye of the tiger, baby.
558
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:29,931
♪♪
559
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:35,687
♪♪
560
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,272
-Is here good?
561
00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:38,607
-Yeah.
562
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:44,279
♪♪
563
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:45,947
Alright, pop 'em off.
564
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,949
♪♪
565
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,911
Your shoes, mon ami.
566
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:54,122
Lemme see those hash browns.
567
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,749
Pronto, baby.
568
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:58,627
-Wait, is this a foot modeling
thing or something?
569
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,253
-Are you serious?
570
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:06,426
This is the foot modeling agency
in The Loop.
571
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,178
-Okay.
572
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:10,806
Um...
573
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,808
[ Choir vocalizing ]
574
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,518
-Yowza.
575
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,813
Those toes.
576
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,525
Those toes!
577
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,821
Those are not hash browns.
578
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,156
Those are masculine, rugged,
579
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,534
like a mitt
left at a gas station.
580
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:34,621
Yet dainty and supply,
like my mother's cheeks.
581
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:38,542
An ethereal line
along the metatarsal.
582
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:42,003
You, my friend, have got it!
583
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,381
-You know, I'm not
surprised to hear that.
584
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:46,216
I take good care of my feet.
585
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,135
-[ Exhales sharply ]
586
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,848
May I suck them?
587
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:53,807
-What?
588
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,892
-Oh. [ Forced laugh ]
589
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,269
Just a-joking.
590
00:23:57,352 --> 00:24:00,730
[ Forced laugh ]
Just for to breaking the ice.
591
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,986
Unless the answer is yes.
592
00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:08,321
-Uh, no.
593
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,574
-Okay, let's take
some shots, then.
594
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:11,950
-You want to do what?
595
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:14,703
-Mom, Mr. Coquavin said
there's big money in it,
596
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,329
said my feet can be somebody.
597
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:19,040
-Your feet are whores.
You should be ashamed.
598
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,419
Now, forget this foot fantasy,
take your butt inside to work,
599
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,254
get your brother hired,
600
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,548
and never tell anyone
this ever happened.
601
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,384
-What's the difference, Ma?
It's almost Y2K anyway.
602
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,136
Okay, alright!
603
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,851
-♪ Yeah, I did it for my mans,
J-Dilla and 'Tin ♪
604
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:40,353
♪ I did it for the culture
once again ♪
605
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,981
♪ I did it for the city,
raised me well ♪
606
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,483
♪ I did it for the ODR
and for self ♪
607
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,320
♪ I did it for the man
up above, no help ♪
608
00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:52,199
♪ Feel me, we ain't never
the same, I'm fantastic ♪
609
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,326
♪ T-Titus and James
is fantastic ♪
610
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,870
♪ Came through, conquered
the lane, I'm fantastic ♪
611
00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:58,747
♪ Got shots fuckin'
at your coupe, ha ♪
612
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,249
♪ African warrior shit,
lookin' like Zamunda ♪
613
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,752
♪ Bruce Lee Jedi kicks,
stuck like a flu shot ♪
614
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:08,006
♪ Layin' in a hammock and the
chicks wearin' tube tops ♪
615
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,633
-I wanna see your eyes.
616
00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:12,219
-Oh, go right ahead.
617
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,679
Mm. Oh, yeah.
618
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:19,392
♪♪
619
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:23,188
-Quincent, it's been
almost a month.
620
00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:25,941
You need to ask your manager
to stop crashing here.
621
00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,901
Everything here
smells like nicotine,
622
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:31,613
and I'm tired
of hearing about titties.
623
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,449
He's leeching off you, baby.
624
00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:37,285
You're the sockstar.
625
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,704
-Another perfect shoot, Q.
626
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,249
You keep buttering
those biscuits.
627
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:45,293
-I feel like today
I was giving you scones.
628
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,462
-As long as it's breakfast,
I'm-a eating.
629
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:49,214
-I just don't know anymore.
630
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:51,841
I hate my feet. They're ugly.
631
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,427
As soon as everyone sees
the truth, I'm done.
632
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,972
I need enhancements.
Just a little nip tuck.
633
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,182
-Oh, no. Once you go down
that road, Q,
634
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,434
there's no turning back.
635
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,144
I've seen it.
636
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,980
You got the Mona Lisa
under your ankles
637
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,107
and you trying to paint
a mustache on it.
638
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,525
-You don't get it, Yak.
639
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,610
You were born with ugly feet.
640
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,071
I've tiptoed with the gods.
641
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,447
I can't go back!
642
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,449
[ Objects clattering ]
643
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,205
So, what do you think?
644
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,874
-You could get with this,
or you could get with that.
645
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:29,045
But you should get with this,
'cause this is where it's at.
646
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,422
-Hell yeah.
647
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,175
[ Grunting,
chuckling painfully ]
648
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,261
You guys trying
to make some money?
649
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,679
Watch and learn.
650
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,806
[ Chuckles, groans ]
651
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:43,685
-[ Scatting ]
652
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,729
-[ Chuckles ]
653
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:48,565
Ow. Oh, boy.
654
00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:51,776
Oh, boy. That's tender.
655
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,904
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow.
656
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:58,116
[ Chuckling ]
657
00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,701
-Go. Fix it.
658
00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:01,911
-[ Grunting ]
659
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,713
-Alright. Let's do this.
660
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,757
-[ Gasps ]
661
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,469
♪♪
662
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:20,305
-Quincent, why?
663
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,556
-[ Vomits ]
664
00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:24,017
-At times, I do miss it.
665
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,226
The fame.
666
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,604
The 2003 Saab.
667
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,230
That one lady that liked me.
668
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:32,067
But the life of a foot model
is cruel and unusual.
669
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,401
You age out of it.
670
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:36,905
Bought this franchise
as a back-up plan.
671
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,531
Furniture is forever.
672
00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:40,241
Did you know that no great story
in history
673
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,993
was told without furniture?
674
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,245
-Um, okay.
675
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,789
That was a wonderful tale,
676
00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:48,541
but I asked you what to do
about this old-ass ottoman.
677
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,919
It stank.
678
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,253
-Oh.
679
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,714
It's reached the end
of its dusty trail.
680
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,258
♪♪
681
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,094
Farewell, mon ami.
682
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:06,101
♪♪
683
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:13,108
♪♪
684
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:19,989
♪♪
685
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,950
-You know what you're doing now?
686
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,160
-Mm-hmm. You know I always do.
687
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,620
[ Chuckles ]
-Mm. Don't you start.
688
00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:27,455
[ Chuckles ]
689
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,959
♪♪
690
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:33,920
-I know that's not how you
usually use a blade.
691
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:42,137
♪♪
692
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,430
Now that's a family.
693
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,515
-[ Chuckles ]
694
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:52,480
-♪ You are ♪
695
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:56,109
♪♪
696
00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:59,112
-♪ I'm trying to live my life ♪
697
00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:02,240
♪ Connected forever ♪
698
00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:05,326
♪ I wanna love you forever ♪
699
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,370
♪ Be with you forever ♪
700
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:11,166
♪ 'Cause I'm in love ♪
-♪ Let's stay connected ♪
701
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:12,459
-♪ Everybody needs somebody ♪
702
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:15,253
-♪ I'm trying to live my life ♪
703
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:18,423
-♪ Everybody needs somebody ♪
704
00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:21,593
-♪ I wanna love you forever ♪
705
00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,720
♪ Be with you forever ♪
706
00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:26,014
♪ 'Cause I'm in love ♪
707
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:30,614
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