1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,320 - Hey, Lacie! - Hey! 3 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:09,840 Ryan? 4 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,840 Ryan! 5 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,800 - I was holding a bomb! - Come on! 6 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,400 Sorry, guys. 7 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:30,160 Landlord is sending buyers over today so... put your pants on. 8 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:34,520 Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here. 9 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,960 Not an option, Ryan. Lease is up in four weeks. 10 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,080 Hey, I'm thinking of you. I've got somewhere to go. 11 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,560 Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place. 12 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,840 - Okay. - Now who's the slow poke? 13 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:53,360 I'm... seeing some places over lunch. Catch you later. 14 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,600 Sorry, that was my sister. 15 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,360 Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to. 16 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,000 Jasmine tea? 17 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:25,480 And that's one Brushed Suede. 18 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,120 You want a cookie with that? 19 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,800 - It's on the house. - Sounds awesome. 20 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,920 - See you tomorrow, JJ. - See you, Lacie. 21 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:45,200 Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute! 22 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,840 Yeah, he's really something. 23 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:35,640 Hmm. 24 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,280 Hey, Lacie! 25 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,720 - Bets, it's great to see you! - You too. 26 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,560 How's Pancakes? 27 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:34,840 He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best. 28 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,040 - Are you still at Hoddicker? - Mm-hmm. 29 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,160 - Yeah. It's going pretty great. - Good to hear. 30 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,400 - So what brings you back here? - New job, first day. 31 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,920 - First day? - At Blankman-Harper. 32 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,840 Whoa! Top floor! That's... 33 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:55,280 - Well, good luck. - I know, right? 34 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,680 It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker. 35 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,000 - Well, maybe not forever. - No, not forever. 36 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,720 - But for now... - It's OK for now. 37 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:07,360 It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is. 38 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,320 Lacie, I got you a smoothie. 39 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:11,160 Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs. 40 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,040 They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market. 41 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,600 Sure. Okay. 42 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,920 Mmm! 43 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,360 Thank you. Thank you. 44 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,080 We're kind of not talking to Ches. 45 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:45,200 - 3.1? What happened? - Him and Gordon split up. 46 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,720 Oh... 47 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,680 - Poor Ches. - No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side. 48 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,440 Sure! Obviously. 49 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:56,040 Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back. 50 00:07:56,120 --> 00:08:00,520 Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye. 51 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,840 Hello? 52 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,840 - Yo, they're taking it. - Who? 53 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:39,160 The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking. 54 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,280 Okay. 55 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:47,320 So, now we move into the light space area. 56 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:51,280 Ideal for special times with loved ones. 57 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:55,320 - Great food, great company. - Mm-hmm! 58 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,480 Whoa! 59 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,040 Sampled your photo stream to make her. 60 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,600 Great hair! 61 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,720 Styled free of charge at the members' salon. 62 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,680 Oh, my God. 63 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,920 It's hilarious! 64 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,640 You like him? 65 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,760 - He's okay. - He doesn't come with the apartment. 66 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:28,080 But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only. 67 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:32,280 We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses. 68 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,400 Uh-huh. 69 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,920 I gotta say, these places are going like "that." 70 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,120 - So don't delay if you're interested. - Oh, I'm more than interested. 71 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:45,000 Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract, 72 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:48,520 we're talking... this much. 73 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,800 - How often are the payments? - That's weekly. 74 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,160 Okay. 75 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,600 - A little more than expected? - Yeah. 76 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,880 There's options. 77 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,360 You know our Prime Influencers Programme? 78 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,160 - Do I qualify for that? - No. No, you don't. 79 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,360 We'd need you around a 4.5. 80 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,360 4.5? 81 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,600 Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount. 82 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,520 - 4.5. - That's right. 83 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:20,400 Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme? 84 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:25,400 - A lifestyle community. - No one is this happy. 85 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,920 A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy. 86 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,640 It's actually a pretty cool place. 87 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,800 Like you'd even qualify. 88 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,960 There's nothing I can do, sir. 89 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,480 Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer. 90 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:49,040 That's the sense you get just from... me? 91 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,720 From your rep report analytics. 92 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,360 If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here. 93 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,920 Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours. 94 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,920 You see, even... 95 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:05,160 What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials. 96 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,200 - Great little uptake there. - Okay. 97 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,560 Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic? 98 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,480 Oh, just a workplace thing. 99 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,520 Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence. 100 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,640 Let me zoom out here. 101 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,920 Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus. 102 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,560 - Healthy inner circle. It's good. - Thank you. 103 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:31,200 There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable. 104 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,240 How long do you think? 105 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,440 - To hit 4.5? - Mm-hmm. 106 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,520 Well, barring a major setback, 107 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,760 a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so. 108 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:46,240 Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more. 109 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,600 Then you'll need a boost. 110 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,680 - What kind of a boost? - Well... 111 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,920 Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle 112 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,440 and they're largely, pardon the term, mid-to low-range folks. 113 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,880 Same with your outer circle. 114 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,160 You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers, 115 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,120 but there's not much else. 116 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,920 At least as far as I can see. 117 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,760 So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there. 118 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,000 Ideally, that's up votes from quality people. 119 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,480 - Quality people? - High fours. 120 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:21,120 Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc 121 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,840 and there's your boost. 122 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,400 - Oh, hi, JJ! - Hey, Lacie! 123 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,560 - Keith! Hello. - Lacie! 124 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,760 - You look great today. - Thank you! 125 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,640 - Door won't open. I'm on 2.4. - Sorry, Ches. I'm late. 126 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,640 I just need some stars, please! 127 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,880 Fuck! 128 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,080 - Oh, hi! - Hi! 129 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:10,440 - How's it going at Blankman? - Just great. 130 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:15,720 - Well, I bet you work... good there. - Thank you. 131 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,040 Would you like a croissant? 132 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,240 They gave me an extra at the coffee place. 133 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,440 - Oh, no, I already ate. - Okay, sure. All good. Yes. 134 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,760 Yeah. 135 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:35,400 Well, here's me, so... 136 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,920 Don't try too hard. It's impossible to respect. 137 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,440 High fours can smell it a mile off. Just be you. 138 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,760 Authentic gestures, that's the key. 139 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,280 - That's time up, I'll catch you later. - Oh, could I just ask... 140 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:03,760 ..."Mr. Rags." 141 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,680 Shit! 142 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,640 - What the fuck is that? - Tapenade. Want some? 143 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,400 Who even are you? 144 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,960 It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan. 145 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,840 Oh, my God. 146 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,000 - What is it? - Naomi! 147 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,800 Shit! 148 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:18,080 Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact? 149 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,200 Ryan, just go! Go! 150 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:31,000 - Oh, my God! - Nay-Nay, how are you? 151 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,400 I was just fixing myself a snack. 152 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:38,320 Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face? 153 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,160 - Me too. It's been... - Too long. 154 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,840 - Way too long. - And that's my fault. 155 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,040 - No, it's mine. Everything is just so... - Everything's just so... 156 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:49,400 Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you. 157 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,960 When you posted that Mr. Rags photo... 158 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,960 I know, Mr. Rags! 159 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,960 I just had to call 160 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:00,280 and talk to you because... 161 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,280 Whoo-hoo! 162 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,600 Wow! That's a... big ring! 163 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:11,520 Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul? 164 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:15,120 He is great. So smart. Just sweet. 165 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,960 I know you're gonna love him. 166 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,120 Uh-huh. 167 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,880 So, anyways, the big day... 168 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,120 Yes, when is it? 169 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,640 So, we're getting married in a month 170 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,800 on his family's estate 171 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,080 up here on the island. 172 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,880 This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. You heard of it? 173 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:28,960 No, but... 174 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,880 Well, it's a private island. 175 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:35,200 Take a looooook! 176 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,480 Oh, wow! That is... 177 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:41,960 I know, right? So... can you make it? 178 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,480 Are you kidding? Of course. 179 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,440 Great, cool, cos I was wondering if... 180 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,960 Lace, do you think... 181 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,480 Would you be my maid of honour? 182 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,200 Seriously? 183 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,360 Oh, my God. 184 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:05,000 I mean, you've got such cool friends now. Are you sure? 185 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:09,760 Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were, like, 11? 186 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:13,520 - I know but we haven't s... - I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags... 187 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,120 All the memories. It just brought things home. 188 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,280 Oh, Nay-Nay. 189 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,960 I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked 190 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,800 and that is totally my fault, but this is a big day. 191 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:30,520 A big life day and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend. 192 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,360 I want you by my side. 193 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,960 Oh, my God. Thank you. 194 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,880 What do I have to... 195 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,240 Not much to it. A speech, mainly. 196 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,360 Speech? Of course! 197 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,120 Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd? 198 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,640 Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds! 199 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:53,240 It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now. 200 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,240 Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals, 201 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,360 but they're all, like, 4.7 or above. 202 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,720 Uh-huh. 203 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:07,000 Nay-Nay, I will not let you down. 204 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:11,160 Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories. 205 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,760 - Sure. - How we were, any old things. 206 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,840 - Gotcha. - I'll ping you some anecdotes. 207 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,080 - That would be great. - And what's your dress size? 208 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,320 Oh, um... 209 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,480 I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four. 210 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,840 - Perfect. - We got matching bridesmaids dresses. 211 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,720 Well, anyway... 212 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,480 Love you, Lay. 213 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,800 You too, Nay-Nay! 214 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,680 Oh! 215 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,440 Bye. 216 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,400 What was that? The F-word? 217 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,680 You two pussy pals now? 218 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,640 Shut up. 219 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:55,000 - She was always mean to you. - No, she wasn't. 220 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,760 - She had that rhyme about you. - That was a game. 221 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,200 - What about when she cut your hair? - I asked her to. 222 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,840 She fucked Greg. 223 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:08,880 She... did not fuck Greg. 224 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,760 She looked hot. I'll give her that. 225 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,520 Okay. 226 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,480 Impressive. 227 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:34,880 - Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. - Mm-hmm. 228 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,680 Pelican Cove. 229 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,880 Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it. 230 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,720 That's fantastic! 231 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,680 Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um... 232 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:51,600 Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now. 233 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,880 - Well, okay. - Yes! 234 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:59,360 In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads. 235 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:06,440 It's easy to lose sight of what's real. What matters. 236 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,960 But as I stand here today... 237 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:17,320 seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life, 238 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,040 I know she's someone who truly matters to me. 239 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,240 Nay-Nay, 240 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:33,480 the little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 241 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:38,760 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 242 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:46,720 - The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags. - I still have him. 243 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,960 He sits on my desk and... 244 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,680 every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay. 245 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,440 What she meant to me then and now. 246 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,640 I am so honored to be here 247 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:12,800 and I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster. 248 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,720 I love you, Nay-Nay. 249 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,000 Is the tear too much? 250 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,920 You fucking sociopath. 251 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:30,000 - Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much? - What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags? 252 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,960 I do keep him on my desk. 253 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,880 There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes. 254 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,760 I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day. 255 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,760 The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off, 256 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,920 that's just a bonus. 257 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,280 - Naomi and I were best friends. - Come on... 258 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,240 I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can. 259 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,760 And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five-starred 260 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,240 by hundreds of primes, so what? It's a win-win. 261 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:57,160 What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4? 262 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,240 Unh-unh. You get points from your gaming buddies. 263 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,920 It's the same thing. Don't shit on me for aiming higher. 264 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,240 Pelican Cove higher? 265 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,160 What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments! 266 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,160 They are fake-smile jail cells. 267 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,280 Great. Car cancelled. 268 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,120 And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding. 269 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,840 - Great job. - I am sorry, but I miss the normal you. 270 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,960 Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember? 271 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,040 I need my charger. 272 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:29,560 This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who... 273 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,800 - Have you seen my charger? - ...only pretend to be happy. 274 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,640 I said don't borrow this! 275 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,840 High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside. 276 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,560 My car is here. Again. 277 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,760 Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable? 278 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,240 Like, what if this doesn't work? 279 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,280 - Can't you just stay out of my shit? - You're my sister! 280 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,120 Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed 281 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:55,120 living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me. 282 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,800 Do you know why I never brought any guys back here? 283 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,360 Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave 284 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,480 with Mr. Three Point Fuck. 285 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,920 Good luck with your performance! 286 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,960 Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming. 287 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,440 - Jesus Christ! - Oh, I'm so sorry. 288 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,560 That's great. Just great. 289 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,640 Oh... Hi. 290 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,800 Nay-Nay! 291 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,920 Hey, Lace! Just checking in. 292 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,120 I'm on my way to the airport right now. 293 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,480 Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner? 294 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:24,360 Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour? That restaurant looks so cool. 295 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:28,280 - Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay? - Mm-hmm. In my case. 296 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,640 - I love the pink. - Uh-huh. 297 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,720 So the latest draft of the speech is great. 298 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,760 Going handwritten's so cool. 299 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,400 Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that. 300 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,000 - Oh, thank you! - Um... just one thought. 301 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,080 That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing... 302 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,320 - You think that's a little... - A little over-sharing, yeah. 303 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,360 You're so right. It's gone. 304 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,320 Okay. Cool. Well, I'll see you in a few hours! 305 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,320 And here's your tip. Thank you. 306 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,120 Oh, come on. 307 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,600 May I have your attention, please... 308 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,720 - Hi there, how are you doing? - I am wonderful. 309 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,360 I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled. 310 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,800 - No. No, no, no. - Customer incident at the other end. 311 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,200 But... So when is the next flight? 312 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,280 Yeah, they're all kind of full. 313 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,960 Uh... I booked this weeks ago. It's my best friend's wedding. 314 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,120 - I'm sorry. - I have to get there. I have to. 315 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,040 Okay... let's see what we can do. 316 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,160 Thank you. Thank you so much. 317 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,760 I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight. 318 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,440 Uh... 319 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,040 That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme. 320 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,040 You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify. 321 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,400 - Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2. - Uh-huh. 322 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,560 I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183. 323 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,840 Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um... 324 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,480 Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just... 325 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,000 I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking. 326 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,120 - But it's so close. - There's just nothing I can do. 327 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,880 - Christ, I mean, surely. - I'm gonna have to ask you 328 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,960 to moderate your language there. 329 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,360 Sorry. It's just... 330 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,320 I'm maid of honour. I cannot miss this wedding. 331 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,320 And I am so sorry about that. 332 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,160 - Can you call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 333 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,800 - Can you just call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 334 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,720 - Call the fucking supervisor! - Okay, that's profanity. 335 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,400 - We're zero tolerance on profanity. - I'm sorry. It's just... 336 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,720 - I have to serve the next customer. - No, no, no, no. 337 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,920 - Can you step away, ma'am? - God, just fucking help me! 338 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Ooh. 339 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,400 I'm so sorry. 340 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,480 - I've called security. - Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that. 341 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,400 I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars. 342 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,040 - What's the issue here, Hannah? - Intimidation and profanity. 343 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,440 - Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating. - Don't speak, ma'am. 344 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,240 - I was just trying to... - Ma'am. 345 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,840 Okay. So, in order to restore calm, 346 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,160 I'm invoking my authority as airport security 347 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,160 to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure. 348 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,080 - This is a temporary measure. - No! 349 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,800 - Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours. - No, no, no. But I need it now. 350 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,320 During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier. 351 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,440 Times two? 352 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,520 We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time. 353 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,600 I'm on double damage? 354 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,760 Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately. 355 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,040 Okay, well, due to your ranking... 356 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,920 Hi there. Chuck! Great name. 357 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,760 - Thank you. - Hope you're having a great night. 358 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,520 - It's pretty good. - So I need a car. 359 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,680 - You got a vehicle in mind? - Anything, really. 360 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,400 Well, due to your current ranking, 361 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,240 you're restricted to our super saver fleet. 362 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,200 - Yep. That's... Yeah. - I-Cruiser 2? 363 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,280 They still have the 2? 364 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,400 Oh, God. 365 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,000 Oh, come on. 366 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,800 Uh... 367 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,760 Damn it! 368 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,760 The little girl, who when we were both five years old in art camp, 369 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,800 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 370 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,680 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags... 371 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:37,320 Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this. 372 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:47,160 - Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way. - How far away are you? 373 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,680 Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight. 374 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,280 - What? - Well, not missed it but... 375 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,200 So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner? 376 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,560 - No. - Lacie! 377 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,480 I am so sorry. It's been... 378 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,440 I got a rental car. I'm driving. 379 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:08,360 Driving? That's like nine hours. 380 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,760 I'm making good time, 381 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,280 gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it. 382 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,720 Is everything okay? 383 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,480 I can find a replacement if something's wrong. 384 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,480 No. No. No. I'll be there. I swear on Mr. Rags. 385 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,960 Ha ha ha! 386 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,080 Okay, just drive safe! 387 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,760 You bet. I'll just... 388 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,280 Come on. 389 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,800 Come on. 390 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,160 Please. 391 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,880 Okay. 392 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,200 What do you want? 393 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,920 Oh, shit. 394 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,040 Hi. Sorry. 395 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,880 Your charger doesn't fit my car. 396 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,520 - Don't see those around much these days. - It's a rental. 397 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,560 Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1. They didn't give you an adapter? 398 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,320 No. Do you have one? 399 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:30,080 - Not in here. Ask around. - Thanks, anyway. 400 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,200 You're super helpful. 401 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,000 Two stars?! 402 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,280 Two stars? 403 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,480 Wasn't a meaningful encounter. 404 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,920 Sir, excuse me. 405 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,680 Excuse me, sorry. 406 00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,440 Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance? 407 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:07,160 Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car? 408 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,240 Sure. 409 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,160 Great. 410 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,880 Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter? 411 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,200 I have a rental car. It's... 412 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:10,000 - Slow down. Let's give her a ride. - She's, like, 2.8. 413 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,200 Come on! 414 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,040 I didn't even do anything! 415 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,440 You look like you need a ride. 416 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,240 Um... 417 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,120 Actually, I'm okay. 418 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:57,760 Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite. 419 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:05,080 Blue thermos is coffee, red's whiskey. Help yourself. 420 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,000 I'm okay. Thanks. 421 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,440 Where are you headed? 422 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:14,320 Uh... Just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great. 423 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,840 Checking my feed for danger signs? 424 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,920 I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right? 425 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,200 - You seem... - Normal? 426 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,480 - Yeah. - Thank you. 427 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:44,560 It took some effort. What happened to you? 428 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:49,320 I mean, you're a 2.8, but you don't look 2.8. 429 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,000 That's not... This is temporary. 430 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,200 - I'm gonna turn it around. - Uh-huh. 431 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,440 - I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour. - Nice. 432 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,080 Wanna hear my speech? 433 00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,880 No. 434 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,880 So how come you're a 2.8? 435 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,400 Well, I got marked down at the airport for yelling, 436 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,080 and they put me on double damage. 437 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,320 - How did it feel? - Awful. 438 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,640 I meant the yelling. 439 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,560 I don't know. I was mad. 440 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,640 Look at where it got me. 441 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,800 But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech, 442 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,280 they'll overlook the 2.8. I'm with the bride. 443 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,360 And if I do well, well, they're all high fours 444 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,640 so that velocitates my arc. 445 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:39,320 And once they lift the point penalty, well, my average goes way up, 446 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,960 and, yeah, it's gonna be okay. 447 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,240 God, you remind me of me. 448 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,760 - Hmm. - Not now. 449 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,320 I was, uh... 4.6 once. 450 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,120 - 4.6? - Used to live for it. 451 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,720 All the work I put in... 452 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,880 Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer. 453 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:15,200 It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch. The symptoms showed up late. 454 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,760 I'm so sorry. 455 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,200 You don't know me so you're not really sorry. 456 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,520 You're just mainly awkward cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you. 457 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,080 Anyway, I five-starred every doctor, 458 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,720 every nurse, every high-four consultant that we had. 459 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,560 Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much. 460 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,360 The cancer didn't give a shit. It just kept growing. 461 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,480 A couple of months in, we heard about this experimental treatment. 462 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,240 It was very expensive. It was very exclusive. 463 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,240 I did everything I could to get him a spot there. 464 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,720 Tom was a 4.3. 465 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,200 They gave his bed to a 4.4. 466 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,360 So when he died I thought, fuck it. 467 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,760 I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted. 468 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,320 Just drop it out there. 469 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,880 People don't always like that. 470 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,160 It is incredible how fast you slip off the ladder 471 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,920 when you start doing that. 472 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,520 It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty. 473 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,840 Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table. 474 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,920 But, Jesus Christ, it felt good. 475 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,480 Shedding those fuckers. 476 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,240 It was like taking off tight shoes. 477 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,920 - Maybe you should try it? - Oh, come on. 478 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,280 Why not? 479 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:56,000 I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever. 480 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,440 - You won't know unless you try. - Oh, that's just... 481 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,760 Look, you had something with your life, 482 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:10,520 real things, good things, and you lost it all, and I'm sorry. 483 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:15,160 So now you've got nothing left to lose. 484 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,080 But I don't even have the something worth losing, not yet. 485 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,600 You know, I mean, I'm still fighting for that. 486 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:28,800 - And what is "that"? - I don't know. Enough to be content? 487 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:35,160 Like, to look around and think, well, I guess I'm okay. 488 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,760 Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like... like... 489 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:48,120 Like just... And that is way off, like, way, way off. 490 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,040 And until I get there, I have to play the numbers game. 491 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,840 We all do, that's what we're in. That's how the fucking world works. 492 00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,880 Look, maybe you don't remember, you know, you're just too old to get it. 493 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,960 I do not mean that how it sounds. 494 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,000 Don't worry. I'm not voting you down. 495 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:39,120 - Sweetheart. - What time is it? 496 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:43,440 I'm heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another ride. 497 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,600 - Where are we? - About 30 miles from Port Mary. 498 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,920 A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine. 499 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,240 - Well, thank you. - Good luck with your speech. 500 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,640 I put a little something in there for you. 501 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,760 - You did? - Emergency escape hatch! 502 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,480 Bye. 503 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,520 In this world, we're all so caught up... 504 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,760 ...in our own dramas. 505 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:30,000 - So, Dad was like... - It's easy to forget what matters. 506 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,280 He'd never even heard of the show. 507 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,640 I'm like, "You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?" 508 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:36,360 Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy, 509 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,360 and he's all like, "What the fuck?" Whatever! 510 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,600 I think I'm allergic to this purple. 511 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,920 So I'm like, "Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary." 512 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,600 That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster." 513 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,520 He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is frickin' miles away." 514 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,640 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 515 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:55,520 He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad. 516 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:59,000 - See you back on there. - Okay. 517 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,600 Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con? 518 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,640 - You're into Sea of Tranquillity? - Totally. 519 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,240 I was all set to go. 520 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:17,040 My friend, who is there already, has my costume, but my car broke down. 521 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:20,400 Well, there's some space in the RV. 522 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,360 - Hi. - Hey! 523 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,520 - You're a Trank head, huh? - Sorry? 524 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,840 Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan? 525 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,480 Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from. 526 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,120 - Who's your favourite character? - Gotta be Lieutenant Duster. 527 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,960 - She's awesome. - She? 528 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,240 He! I misspoke. 529 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,000 Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender. 530 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,600 I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right? 531 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,640 Excuse me. Gotta get this. 532 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:58,400 My friend, at the convention. 533 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,480 Hi, Nay! 534 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,840 So, oh, my God, insane night, but I am so close now. 535 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,440 Don't come. 536 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,040 What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away. 537 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,080 Don't come. I don't want you here. 538 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,680 I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding. 539 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,040 Oh, no, that's temporary! That's temporary. 540 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,360 Well, the wedding's today so... 541 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,920 - But it doesn't change anything. - Lacie... 542 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,120 - I can still do the same speech. - Lacie... 543 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,440 - And there's Mr. Rags! - No! 544 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,120 But... But you invited me. 545 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,800 You've seen the guest list. They are all, like, 4.5 or above. 546 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,240 They are going to freak at a 2.6, and I am not taking that kind of damage, 547 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,960 plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months. 548 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,960 You said you wanted your oldest friend. 549 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,120 When I asked you to speak, you were a 4.2, okay? 550 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,520 And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four at a gathering of this calibre 551 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,560 played fantastically on all the stimulations we ran. 552 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,840 Forecast was a prestige bounce of .2 minimum. 553 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,440 But now you're a sub three. Sorry. 554 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,160 That just puts the stink on things a little too much. 555 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,360 That just plays badly for us. 556 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,840 So it was just about numbers for you? 557 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,000 Oh, cut the shit! It was numbers for both of us. 558 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,960 You wanted those primo votes, don't deny it. 559 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,040 It's not like you could get them on your own. Let's not kid ourselves. 560 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,480 Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes. 561 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,840 What? You're just gonna roll up here and make people like you? 562 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:29,520 - That's right. I'm doing my speech. - No, you're not. 563 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:33,960 Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it. 564 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:39,040 - Weep their fucking eyes out! - Go home! 565 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,080 Hello? 566 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,720 Fuck! 567 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,560 I have never seen your stupid fucking show. 568 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,960 Hope they cancel it! 569 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,560 I need a ride! 570 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,800 Fuck! 571 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,920 Jesus! 572 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,000 Hey! Hey! 573 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,640 Hey! 574 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,000 - Can I borrow your bike? - What? 575 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,200 Can I borrow your bike? 576 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:55,200 Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow, take this man to be your husband, 577 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,200 to live together with him in the covenant of marriage? 578 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,160 To love him, comfort him, 579 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:04,840 honour and keep him, in sickness and in health... 580 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,320 and forsaking all others, be faithful unto him... 581 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,160 To my best mate, Anthony. Let's hear it for him. 582 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,240 You've been there from day one. I love you, man. I appreciate you. 583 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,800 Hilarious speech, by the way. By your standards. 584 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,040 - Pow! Pow! Pow! - Oh! Oh! Oh! 585 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,720 He's still got a few bullets left. Oh, man. 586 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,840 Oh, gosh, well, um... 587 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,000 Shit! 588 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,480 We have so many people to thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids. 589 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,360 But, of course, 590 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:50,440 my most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks, 591 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,800 are to someone who's my best friend, 592 00:50:55,080 --> 00:51:01,920 my lover and now, I'm honoured to say, my wife. 593 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,520 Naomi! 594 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:11,840 One, two, three! Naomi! 595 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,120 The A Team! 596 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,560 I love you so much, darl. 597 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,160 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 598 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,200 Congratulations, sir. 599 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,080 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 600 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,240 Get over here! 601 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,840 Get your ass over here. 602 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,520 Get in here, big boy. 603 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,640 You're beautiful! 604 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,520 Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice! 605 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,000 You fucking earned it, man. You fucking earned it. 606 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,160 Everybody, hello! 607 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:47,280 - Oh, my God. - I love you. 608 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,080 Can everyone be quiet for a moment? 609 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,800 Thank you. 610 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,280 - Get rid of her. - That would play awful. 611 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,600 She's a fucking 1.1. 612 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:09,040 Now for those of you who don't know me, which is... all of you... 613 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:13,080 my name is Lacie Pound 614 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:17,000 and, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends. 615 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,720 Hi, Nay-Nay! 616 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,040 It's great to meet you too, Paul. I've heard a lot about you. 617 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,920 He's a pretty big deal, that Paul. 618 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,400 Pretty big deal. 619 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:32,120 He makes his own tapenade! Yeah. 620 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,200 Uh... 621 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,680 Anyway, um... I... 622 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,760 have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life. 623 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,720 We met when we were five years old, 624 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,960 and right up through to our teenage years, we made quite the pair. 625 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,920 We'd talk about all the things girls talk about, 626 00:52:54,000 --> 00:53:00,280 you know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys. 627 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,920 I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little 628 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,680 and talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so... 629 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,680 Go on. 630 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,600 She was probably right. I mean, fuck the planet, right? 631 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,200 Whoo! 632 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:19,720 Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here. 633 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,320 You know, fuck the planet! 634 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,800 Fuck the planet! 635 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,640 Anyway... 636 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:37,680 I... looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life, 637 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:43,040 which meant she was looking down on me. 638 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,880 Always with a smile though. 639 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:51,520 In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on. 640 00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:56,880 She seemed to enjoy that. Guys and me never worked out. 641 00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:01,520 They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo! You know, that was it. 642 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:08,240 She had this tight ass, 643 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,440 like two fists. 644 00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,200 Uh-huh. 645 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,320 I was all like... 646 00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,440 I was like... 647 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,360 through the hallways in high school. 648 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,480 And she was there for me. 649 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,360 Holding my hair back... 650 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:55,240 as I knelt, vomiting, in front of the crapper. 651 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,320 Thank you for that, Naomi. 652 00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,240 I always wished I was you. 653 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,800 And... 654 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,120 I guess that's why you kept me around so long? 655 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,280 Until you got your new job 656 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:26,320 and your fancy new friends. 657 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,640 And that... 658 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,720 ...fucking... jackhole! 659 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,000 And you didn't need me. You probably got another me. 660 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:45,440 Guess there's some other "yeth Beth" you moved on to like a succubus. 661 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,280 I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus! 662 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,040 Stay back. 663 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,520 Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him! 664 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,440 I'll cut his head off and stick it up my ass! 665 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,280 Time's nearly up! 666 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,480 - Hey! Calm down. - I... 667 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:09,560 I just wanted to say, in this world so caught up in our own shit, 668 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,040 - let's not forget what matters. - It's okay. It's okay. 669 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:19,600 Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's... 670 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:24,200 She... She fucked Greg! 671 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:27,720 I know she did. 672 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,680 - I know you did. - No... 673 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,040 Don't even try to deny... 674 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:41,880 The little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 675 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,640 started talking to me because she saw I was scared 676 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,760 and helped me make Mr. Rags. 677 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:54,360 He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then! 678 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:58,000 And I'm so honoured to be here to see this shit! 679 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:04,120 I love you, Nay-Nay! I've always loved you! 680 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,480 I love you! 681 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,480 What the fuck are you looking at? 682 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,600 Just what I was wondering. 683 00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:57,880 Well... 684 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:00,760 Don't! 685 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,480 Don't? Don't wonder? 686 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,720 Uh-huh. 687 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:11,440 - It would be a dull world without wonder. - I don't give a shit about your world. 688 01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,200 I don't like your brassiere. 689 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,080 I don't like your moustache. 690 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,280 I don't like your aura. 691 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,600 - My aura? - Yeah. 692 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:30,120 I don't like your... head. 693 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,880 Your entire head is just ridiculous to me. 694 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,120 Really? 695 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:40,000 You look like an alcoholic former weatherman. 696 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,560 You sound like a lost little lamb 697 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,120 that just got told there's no Santa Claus. 698 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,080 What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck 699 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,760 to brew you up in the womb? 700 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,520 At least I look like I was born, 701 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:57,080 not shit out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab. 702 01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:58,840 You got tossed out of that lab. 703 01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,400 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, flushed out. 704 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,320 - Ooh! - In the trash! 705 01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,960 - Your face is a fucking... - Fucking. 706 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,920 Fucking biological car crash 707 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say, 708 01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:15,560 "Well, that just don't make sense." 709 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,040 - You're a fucking asshole. - Fuck you! 710 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,800 - Fuck you next Wednesday. - Fuck you for Christmas! 711 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:27,720 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 711 01:01:28,305 --> 01:01:34,752 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/82zbz Help other users to choose the best subtitles