1
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- Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

2
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- This is my older sister.

3
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- Older?
- Oh!

4
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- We're both competitive,
and I think

5
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she's gonna throw me
into the crocodiles.

6
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- We are having a ball.

7
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[all cheering]

8
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You need to create an outfit
using only menswear.

9
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- Oh, we are lip-synching
this week, bitch.

10
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- Girl, you in danger, girl.

11
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- Nymphia, you're the winner
of this week's challenge.

12
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[all cheering]

13
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Geneva Karr,
Hershii LiqCour-Jete,

14
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Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige,
your peers

15
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have rated you as the bottom
queens of the week.

16
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- I am fucking pissed off.

17
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These fucking perras.

18
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- Geneva Karr,
shantay, you stay.

19
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Hershii, sashay away.

20
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[dramatic music]

21
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- Ugh.

22
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- Ooh, girl.

23
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- Oh, my God.

24
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- Hershii has gone home,
and we're breathing

25
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a sigh of relief that
we weren't the first to go.

26
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And at the same time, like,
Hershii was my friend.

27
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- It says, whiplash.

28
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Love, Hershii.

29
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- Whiplash, whiplash.

30
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- There's a lot of emotions
going through my head,

31
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because Hershii's one of the
persons that I got close to.

32
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But you know, I did
what I got to do.

33
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I definitely did not
deserve to be in the bottom.

34
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I mean, the outfit speaks
for itself.

35
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I think these queens
are shady because they

36
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saved Mirage when Mirage
should have been in the bottom.

37
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And I can see how they're
gonna start playing the game.

38
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And that's OK, because
I can play a game too.

39
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- Nymphia,
condragulations, miss diva.

40
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- Do I get my leche now?

41
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[laughter]

42
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- Wait, wait, wait,
how does it feel?

43
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- It feels crazy to actually,
like, win something of $5,000.

44
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[cheering]

45
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- Q, how do you feel?

46
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- A little bummed
by the results,

47
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honestly, because my outfit was
all unconventional materials

48
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and also I got, like,
perfect critiques

49
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and I don't think,
like, Nymphia did.

50
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[tense music]

51
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- She said, I almost
won once again.

52
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- I know.
- Always a bridesmaid.

53
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- It's like the second time
in the top.

54
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It stings not winning,
but RuPaul, it's OK.

55
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You made the wrong decision.

56
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I forgive you.

57
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Just don't let me lose
next time.

58
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- So during "Untucked"
there was a little bit

59
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of a tense moment between my
new sister and my old sister.

60
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- Uh-huh.

61
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- Younger sister.

62
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[laughter]
- OK.

63
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- I gave a little bit of
an unsolicited, you know,

64
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opinion slash critique
on Amanda's look.

65
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- The way I remember it is
that Plane came up to Amanda

66
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and said, "Quite frankly,
I don't like

67
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anything you've done
or who you are."

68
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[laughter]

69
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- Listen, listen.

70
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- What's up?

71
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- As we get to know
each other,

72
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I hope you're able
to sort of sway my opinion

73
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on how you've been looking.

74
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[all exclaiming]

75
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It's no tea. It's no tea.

76
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- The shade--ahh!
[laughter]

77
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Adrenaline was flowing.

78
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You know, cocktails were
also flowing.

79
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And--

80
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- Oh, now she blames it on
the edit and the alcohol.

81
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[all exclaiming]

82
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- No, no, no, no.

83
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I don't need to blame it
on anything.

84
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I'll take responsibility
for what I said, baby.

85
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I do want to apologize for
giving my unsolicited feedback

86
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to you when it wasn't needed.

87
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- Or even relevant
to the conversation.

88
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- Sure.

89
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- She honestly can eat
my fucking ass.

90
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- It was the way that
you came up to her

91
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and not having
the same relationship

92
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that we do with her.

93
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- Right.
- You did say

94
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the same thing
that we have said to her.

95
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[laughter]

96
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To be fair.

97
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It didn't feel the same
because you didn't

98
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have that same relationship.

99
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- Once I get to know you
a bit more,

100
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maybe I can, you know,
shade you in a bit more

101
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of a fun way instead of a--

102
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- Well, I hope you stay around
long enough to do so.

103
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[all exclaiming]

104
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- Likewise, girl.

105
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Likewise.

106
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Here's the deal.
You can't unring a bell.

107
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Now it's just a matter of,
how can we move forward?

108
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Are we each other's
favorite people now?

109
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No. Does it matter to me?

110
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No.

111
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Let the shade begin.

112
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- Don't look at this.

113
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You'll see the safety pins
in the back, baby.

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- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"

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The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

116
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receives a one year supply

117
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics

118
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and a gag-worthy grand prize
of $200,000

119
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served by Cash App

120
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with extra special guest judge
Sarah Michelle Gellar.

121
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[singing] RuPaul's Drag Race

122
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May the best
drag queen win

123
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Best drag queen win

124
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[upbeat music]

125
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- Q. [laughs]

126
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[all singing]

127
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- It's a new day in the Werk
Room, and I'm feeling pussy,

128
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I'm feeling cunt,
and I am doing my best

129
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to stay as far away
from Plane Jane as possible,

130
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because I don't want
to get in trouble

131
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for fighting her bitch ass.

132
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- I'm ready to put
the ball behind me.

133
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[laughter]

134
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- Are we putting drama
behind us as well?

135
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[all exclaiming]

136
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- I'm not quite so sure yet.

137
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- We'll see how
things play out.

138
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I think it's safe
to say I'm here

139
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to shine like the big,
bright star that I am.

140
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So...
- Stars are full of gas, baby.

141
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[laughter]

142
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- Hello, hello, hello.

143
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[all cheering]

144
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My queens.

145
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- Hey.
- Hi.

146
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- America's next drag superstar
can't rely on

147
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her good looks alone.

148
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She's got to develop
her character.

149
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So back by popular demand,
for this week's maxi challenge,

150
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you'll be starring in the
sketch comedy show "RDR Live."

151
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[all cheering]

152
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Today you need
to choose your parts

153
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and rehearse
your padded asses off.

154
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Because tomorrow you'll be
performing your sketches live

155
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in one take.

156
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- Let's go.
- All right.

157
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- It's literally "SNL," honey.

158
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I'm a little--
I'm goosebumps, mama.

159
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Like, if you fuck it up,
that's it.

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It's over.

161
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- Now remember, this challenge
is all about creating

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a breakout character.

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Racers, start your engines,

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and may the best
drag queen win.

165
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- All right.

166
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[all cheering]

167
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- "RDR Live."

168
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There are five sketches.

169
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- Why don't we just go
down the list of characters

170
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and we can raise our hands if
we're interested in the role.

171
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- Who wants Branderson Cooper?

172
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I would love to have that role.

173
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- And you're the only one.
- Thank you.

174
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So it's mine.

175
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[laughs]

176
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- Who wants to be Donna Lemon?

177
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And that's just you.

178
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- I'm really interested
in News Anchor 1.

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- I'd love to be News Anchor 2.

180
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I see the newsroom sketch

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with the late night anchors.

182
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This is the Seth Meyers,
Amy Poehler moment

183
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I have been waiting for.

184
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- I'm also interested
in News Anchor 2.

185
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- And then we have
brick from Stonewall,

186
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which is all of you.

187
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- How many people
want the brick?

188
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- I'll take the brick.

189
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The role of the brick,
I see so much potential

190
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for, like, physical comedy
and I see myself in it

191
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accepting the Oscar as a brick.

192
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- There's really only one
thing that I want to do

193
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and that's Candy Long.

194
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So I'm gonna take Candy,
and I'm gonna let you girls

195
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fight it out for Connie.

196
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- Who wants to be Connie?

197
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- Connie's slutty, right?

198
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- Yeah, Connie's--
- She's flirty and fun.

199
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- I'm a little nervous
about you doing Connie.

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[tense music]

201
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- Why are you nervous?

202
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- You want the tea, sis?

203
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I think that I'm going to excel
in this role...

204
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- Uh-huh.

205
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- And I want you

206
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to excel in your role
as well, sister.

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- So you think you're gonna
outshine me from the get go?

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Because that's
what you're saying.

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- I wasn't--I'm not saying
anything.

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- That's what you're saying.

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- I know, I know,
but I just want her--

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- Stop making drama.

213
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- I just want her reasoning.

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- I would love to do Connie.

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And we're both stupid sluts.

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- We can slut it up.

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- Yeah.

218
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- I think she was scared that
I was gonna outshine her.

219
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I didn't even want that role.

220
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And you know what?

221
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She's a cunt.

222
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- And then the host
will be TBD.

223
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- So who wants to host?
- Me.

224
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- I want to host.

225
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I really, really want
to do the hosting,

226
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because it's not a character
and I can just put

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my own personality into it.

228
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- That honestly is the most
important role, I believe.

229
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It sets the tone
and this person

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has to absolutely destroy it.

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- I feel like
I would do really well.

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- I see Sapphira doing
really great in that too.

233
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- I think it would be
very interesting to see

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you in a host position.

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- Sapphira, are you willing
to bow down and give--

236
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- I'm never willing
to bow down.

237
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- We could either do it rock,
paper, scissors, or votes.

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I think that's the most fair.

239
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- I'm gonna do Lowenstein.

240
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- Oh.
- Oh.

241
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- I really know that I'm gonna
turn out anything I do.

242
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So she can have it.

243
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- You sure about that?
You're locking it in?

244
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- Mother has spoken.
- Yep.

245
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- All right.

246
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- I guess I'm hosting.

247
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- Not "I guess."

248
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- Not "I guess."
- I'm reading.

249
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Yes, I guess I'll host.

250
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- It seems like the second
that Sapphira gives Mirage

251
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the role of host,
she's like, oh, OK.

252
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I thought you wanted it.

253
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- You good?

254
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- Yeah.

255
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It's making me second guess
if I want it,

256
00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,025
because now I think
she's playing a game.

257
00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:21,394
But at the end of the day,
I got what I wanted.

258
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,863
So can I really be mad at her?

259
00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,498
- And then we have sketch five.

260
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,500
I think we should make
the singing girls do this one.

261
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,269
- This is literally
a preschool song.

262
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,571
This sketch is about
Barbra Streisand.

263
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,873
But I'm reading
the sketch and thinking,

264
00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:35,241
you don't have to sing.

265
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,576
It's fucking "Jingle Bells."

266
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,511
You don't have to be
a choir director

267
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,046
to sing "Jingle Bells."

268
00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,714
I'm sticking with
News Anchor 2.

269
00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:43,216
- You would eat it up, Plasma.

270
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,651
- I feel like we could all do
great in a number of places.

271
00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,386
I'd like to stick
with News Anchor 2.

272
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,022
- I think personally
that me and Amanda

273
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,523
have a great rapport.

274
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,425
We are becoming good friends.

275
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:56,062
And I think that we would
eat up Anchor 1 and 2 together.

276
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:59,199
I'm sorry, Plasma, but I
also think that Barbra Shop,

277
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,101
it's written for you, girl.
- It's written for you, babe.

278
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,804
- Me, Amanda, and Q
are all friends,

279
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,173
and we want to do
this scene together

280
00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:08,908
and Plasma wants my role.

281
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,110
Like, can't you see
what's happening?

282
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,579
We've decided this already.

283
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,547
I'm so sorry, diva,
but like, you will

284
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,316
eat up Barbra Streisand.
I know this.

285
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,317
Can you do it?

286
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,318
Thanks.

287
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,853
Mwah, thank you, baby.

288
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,421
- I just feel like I was kicked
out of the news anchor group

289
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,622
without my--
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

290
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,324
It's just an opinion, girl.

291
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,292
- That a lot of people share.

292
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,261
[laughter]

293
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,697
- It feels very much
like I'm being

294
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,099
assigned a role by
someone who's never

295
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,668
cast a comedy show before.

296
00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,170
Fine.

297
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,905
Well, at least give me the part
with the highest note

298
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:42,208
so I can belt.
I'll take Bryce.

299
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,210
- Anchor 1, 2,
and brick, right?

300
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,079
- I think that's settled.
- OK, cool.

301
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,547
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

302
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,948
- Y'all better turn it out.
- Girl, you'll eat it up.

303
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,116
You'll be fine.
- You will.

304
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,384
- Girl, you know what?
You know what?

305
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,652
It would be convenient
for you to remind me

306
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,287
how good I am at what
you assign me to.

307
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,489
- All right, all right,
all right, all right.

308
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,458
- Gaslight, gatekeep,
girl boss.

309
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,326
Yes, Dawn, you better work.

310
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,528
- Let's make a show, ladies.

311
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:05,665
[all chattering]

312
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,334
- Candy Long and Connie Thick.

313
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,702
- We are the first sketch.

314
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,437
So it's, like, really up to us

315
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,106
to, like, set the tone.

316
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:16,843
For this week's maxi challenge,
we're doing "RDR Live."

317
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,312
And we're gonna be
performing these catches

318
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,948
in one take live.

319
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,182
Like...

320
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,751
[laughs]

321
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,487
- First of all,
I can sense some, um,

322
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,556
stern and unhappiness from you.

323
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:34,661
- I don't have a lot of warm,
fuzzy feelings about the way

324
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,696
the news anchor situation
was approached.

325
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,933
I just don't really appreciate
the card being played up like,

326
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,568
well, Amanda and I are
already close, so like,

327
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:42,702
it should be us.

328
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,470
I'm like, so are you
a package deal?

329
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,605
Like, is this dodgeball?

330
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,773
- [laughs]
- Yeah.

331
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,741
- Can I sit at
the lunch table, girls?

332
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,010
I'm not someone who,
like, impersonates Barbra.

333
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,279
It's one of the impersonations
that I try to stay away from.

334
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:56,082
She is one of those people
that I hold in such high regard

335
00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:58,318
that I don't want
to make fun of in any way.

336
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,752
- First of all,
thinking about not

337
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,354
disrespecting people
and all that kind of stuff,

338
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,655
this is comedy.
- Yeah.

339
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:03,656
- First and foremost.

340
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:06,659
So like, hello gorgeous.

341
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,895
- I do know so much about her
and I do love Barbra.

342
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,530
When I saw "Funny Girl"
for the first time,

343
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,333
I remember thinking,
this is a performance

344
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,701
like I've never seen before.

345
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,603
When she was 19 she made
her Broadway debut in

346
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,104
"I Can Get It For You
Wholesale."

347
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,772
She was actually one
of the first artists

348
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:20,974
I owned on vinyl.

349
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:24,811
Directed and starred
in "Yentl."

350
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,212
"Funny Girl" was
her first movie

351
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,413
and her second Broadway show

352
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,881
and then she, like,
moved to Hollywood.

353
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,550
They told her to get a nose job
and she didn't and then

354
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,086
she won the Oscar
her first time out.

355
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,755
It intimidates me to, like,
try--you know what?

356
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,290
Fuck the intimidation.

357
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,425
I'm gonna feel this fear
and I'm gonna do it anyway.

358
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,795
The spirit of Barbra
has never led me astray.

359
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,097
I'm gonna be OK.

360
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,200
So fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, and fuck you.

361
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,802
I'm gonna worry about Barbra.

362
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,405
- I'll say Thick, you say Long,
and you say Deck Services.

363
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,439
- Call us at...

364
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,540
- Thick...

365
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,043
- And Long...
both: Deck services.

366
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,978
- OK, I kind of like that.

367
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,913
I kind of like that a lot,
actually.

368
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,649
- As someone from New York,
like,

369
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,952
"SNL" is a part of our culture.

370
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,756
And I'm a cosplayer and I love
playing characters.

371
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:13,092
So getting the chance
to do a weird character

372
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:16,195
and make it funny,
this is what I'm made for.

373
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,197
If there's anyone in this
that I'd want to be doing

374
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,632
this role with, it's you.

375
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,235
I feel like
our sense of humor is

376
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,705
very similar in the, like, oh,

377
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,541
I'm such a slutty,
beautiful woman.

378
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,842
- Sure.
Well, we're yet to see

379
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:33,046
your sort of full sense
of humor emerge.

380
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,280
- Truly.

381
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,582
- But hopefully
it will with this, diva.

382
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:39,419
I wanted to work with somebody
who was a little bit different.

383
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,155
And I feel like I kind of
got that with Megami

384
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,057
more so than I would have
with Morphine.

385
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,625
We're playing a game,
bitch, and I'm

386
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,160
trying to be strategic.

387
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:55,635
- Over here on Team Mirage,
we are struggling a little bit.

388
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,570
Initially I was excited
to work by myself.

389
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,039
But then upon realizing that
everyone else has someone

390
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,341
to run their ideas by
and bounce things off of

391
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:06,813
and now I'm like, if you drop
the ball, it's all on you.

392
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:11,517
So I don't have anybody
to blame besides myself.

393
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,821
- I'm hearing we have
a GOP leader joining us live

394
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,689
from South Carolina.

395
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,124
Senator Lindsey Graham.

396
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,459
- Hey, queens.

397
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:23,996
Call me Lady G or La Lindsey.

398
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:27,166
Now that I've gotten
to read my lines,

399
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,035
I am completely panicking.

400
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:32,839
After all these years of
hiding, I'm feeling my oats.

401
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,507
I don't have
a Southern accent,

402
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,677
and I don't know
who this character is.

403
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,312
- It bothered me a little bit
that Plane Jane

404
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,547
was like, oh,
I'm a little worried for you

405
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,882
to do this role with me.

406
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,050
And I'm like, why the fuck
would you be worried?

407
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,051
- But look, I have to say--

408
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,119
- Because she thought she was

409
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,253
gonna eat me alive
or something.

410
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,254
- Yeah, it gave very
that energy.

411
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,288
- She did, right?

412
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,389
I didn't like that.

413
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,390
- Sisters.

414
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,558
- Hi.
- Hi.

415
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,960
- Hi. How are y'all feeling?

416
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,528
- Absolutely amazing.
- Ready.

417
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,696
- Amazing.

418
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,030
I wanted to make sure
you have a part

419
00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,366
where you can truly shine.
- Mm.

420
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,034
- Do you think that maybe
Plane just wanted to have

421
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,170
a clearer road to, like, excel?

422
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,005
- Yeah, I think she wanted
to clearer road to excel.

423
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,573
- Fuck my drag, I guess.

424
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,674
[laughter]

425
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:09,675
- That's what
I'm saying, bitch.

426
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,210
You better eat her up.

427
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,679
- My biggest worry
is being overshadowed

428
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,582
by Plane, because I already
know she can do this.

429
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,052
So I kind of have to bring
my game up to her level

430
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,454
or else I'll look like crap.

431
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,289
- Good luck, bitches.
- Good luck.

432
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,290
- On to the next corner.

433
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,525
- We're like RuPaul.

434
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,692
We're doing our own
little walk through.

435
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:27,860
- Ooh. [laughs]

436
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,962
- What a fake
fucking cunt bitch.

437
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,864
- [laughs]
- Y'all horrible.

438
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,300
I love being a part
of this group.

439
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,102
- We're disgusting and shady.

440
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,137
Now back to "RDR Live."

441
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,609
both: Live from Tuckahoe,
it's "RDR Live."

442
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,077
[laughter]

443
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:49,048
- This week's maxi challenge
is "RDR Live" sketch comedy.

444
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:53,786
This is a one take,
no mistakes, so no pressure.

445
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,254
[moans]

446
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,689
- Hey, ladykins.

447
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,224
[all cheering]

448
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:01,294
Now, we've got company.

449
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,596
- Hello.

450
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,965
- Say hello to Ross Mathews.

451
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,400
all: Hi.

452
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,534
- All right, come on down.

453
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,136
- Ladies, oh, thank you.

454
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:14,340
- OK, Morphine, Xunami,
Mhi'ya, and Geneva.

455
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:18,744
Now, raise your hand if you've
done sketch comedy before.

456
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,179
- Oh.
- Oh, OK.

457
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,180
- This will be fun.

458
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,248
- This ought to be really fun.

459
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,783
- Any OnlyFans or anything?

460
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,151
- No.

461
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,053
- You're a little shy, I think.

462
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,588
Is this a big
challenge for you?

463
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,655
- No.
- No.

464
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,924
One word answer.

465
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,860
- Getting in front of you two
is definitely intimidating.

466
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,528
- Yeah.

467
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,830
- I kind of like, I'm like this
when I'm in front of you two.

468
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,031
- Do you perform in
the clubs, right?

469
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,399
- Yes.

470
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,667
- OK, so when you're in the
clubs, you can't be

471
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,869
timid, right?
- No.

472
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,071
- It's when you
are able to express

473
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,973
yourself openly is
when the audience

474
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,374
can fall in love with you.

475
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:51,444
They will root for you
because they feel a kinship.

476
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,046
But if you have a wall up,
they can't get in.

477
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,648
So you want to let them in.

478
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,484
- Ru's just said that
I'm reserved again.

479
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,887
But back home,
I'm the life of the party.

480
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,122
So I have to show the judges
that I'm having fun

481
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:06,125
and show them that
I can be very stupid too.

482
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,528
- Geneva, last week
you were in the bottom two.

483
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,064
There will be a teleprompter,
you know, to read the stuff.

484
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,266
Are you nervous about that?

485
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,567
- I used to be a cashier,
so I know

486
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,369
a lot of, like,
memorizing things is

487
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,570
something I used to do, like,

488
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,771
with the fruits
and vegetables and stuff.

489
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,273
- Oh.

490
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,642
- It'll be interesting to
speak to you after you do this.

491
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,709
[laughter]

492
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,944
- They're not buying it.

493
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,379
- I'm not, no.

494
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,347
We've sat on this end
of the table

495
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,283
and heard this
exact same spiel.

496
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:31,417
Oh, no, we're gonna be fine.

497
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,152
Oh, she crazy.
We're gonna be cute.

498
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,420
Oh, girl, you know.

499
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,588
- I used to work with
fruit and vegetables.

500
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,256
I'll be fine.
[laughter]

501
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,292
- All right, well, go back,
rehearse your lines,

502
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,660
and make us laugh.

503
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,228
- Gracias.
- Thank you.

504
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:46,032
- All right, Nymphia,
Mirage, Sapphira, and Plasma.

505
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,400
- Hi, hi, hi.

506
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,237
- You are the Barbra Shop
Quartet, which means

507
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,405
that Mirage is the host.

508
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,406
- Yes.
- Yes.

509
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,541
- OK. Are you Barbra fans?

510
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:56,609
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

511
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,744
- You are?
- I am a huge Barbra fan.

512
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,913
"Don't Rain On My Parade" was
like my first, like,

513
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,248
singing in the shower song.

514
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,617
- And did you all
choose these roles?

515
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,888
- What's--what's this about?

516
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:13,326
- I was really, really hoping
for a role in a different skit

517
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,894
being one of the news people.

518
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,596
The mid-century safety zone
that I have

519
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:21,400
is not something I'd like to be
doing the whole time I'm here.

520
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,902
- Don't overthink it.

521
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,638
If you do a great Barbra
and it's a chance to do Barbra,

522
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,206
do Barbra.

523
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:30,476
- I can't help but wonder
if Dawn feels like

524
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,546
she has royally screwed
herself by giving me

525
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:36,015
something I am perfect for.

526
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,084
- And Mirage, you're the host.

527
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,352
Now, how did you get that role?

528
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,786
Did you have to fight for it?

529
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:45,624
- It wasn't really a fight,
necessarily, but, um...

530
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,326
- So what happened was...
- What happened?

531
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,561
Yeah, thank you.
- Give me the tea.

532
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,863
- I wanted to be the host
and I thought to myself,

533
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:51,998
no, I want to be in a group.

534
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,299
I want to work with somebody.
- Uh-huh.

535
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,735
- And so I decided,
I'm gonna be Lowenstein

536
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,003
and you're gonna host.

537
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,305
- Huh.
- OK. All right.

538
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,575
- Sapphira saying that
she gave me this role

539
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,478
is putting in Ru's head
that it's not something

540
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,546
that I felt confident about
and that I picked

541
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,614
and that I stand by.

542
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,017
- I sense some
hocus pocus here.

543
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,218
- Right?
- Yes.

544
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,352
[laughter]

545
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:14,720
I certainly do.

546
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,821
- Is there any truth to that?

547
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,456
- No, no.

548
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:19,859
- Oh, girl, come on, please.
- Really? Really?

549
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,294
- No, you know, if she wants
to do it, she can do it.

550
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,064
I realized that being the host,
I could shine a lot

551
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,767
or it could be a disaster.

552
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,703
I don't think it'll ever be
a disaster when I'm involved.

553
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,905
However, I want to see
what magic can be made

554
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,340
with another person.

555
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,175
- OK. All right.

556
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,676
- Mirage is having
second thoughts?

557
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,245
That's not my problem.

558
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,246
- All right, thank you ladies.

559
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,248
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

560
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,649
- Ladies, listen up.

561
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,184
Listen up, queens.

562
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,355
Now, we can't wait to watch
"RDR Live" tomorrow.

563
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,491
And on the runway,
category is...

564
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,860
Night of 1,000 Chers.

565
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,196
Whoa!
[all cheering]

566
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,964
- "Wagon Wheel Watusi."

567
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,999
- So snap out of it!

568
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,868
- And don't fuck it up, man!

569
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,570
[all cheering]

570
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,005
- Yes, bitch.

571
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,107
[upbeat music]

572
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,475
- Hello, gorgeous.

573
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,609
- Hello, gorgeous.

574
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:11,944
- Yellow, gorgeous.

575
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,712
- It's another elimination day.

576
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,648
Another bitch got to go home.

577
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,982
But it's not gonna be me.

578
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:20,453
- [singing] It's a new day
in the Werk Room

579
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,688
- I'm ready
for my Oscar moment.

580
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:27,193
I am starting to feel the
brickness flowing through me.

581
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,727
I'm thinking like a brick.

582
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,063
I'm painting like a brick.

583
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,900
Or you could say I was, like,
painting like Amanda.

584
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,702
It's essentially
the same thing.

585
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,871
[laughs]

586
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,506
- How are you feeling about
your little hosting gig

587
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,074
tonight?
- I'm excited.

588
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,409
- Yeah?
Do you host a lot back home?

589
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,510
- Yeah.

590
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,845
Bar gigs and that
kind of thing,

591
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,513
just like a little show,
quick little intro, outro.

592
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,248
- What have you hosted
outside of bar stuff?

593
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,917
- We had our very first
Indigenous Pride in Vegas.

594
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,952
- Oh.
- Work.

595
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,153
- Are you Indigenous?
- Yeah.

596
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:55,354
- Oh, cool.

597
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,189
- I'm Mexican American
and Apache.

598
00:20:57,189 --> 00:21:00,426
And hosting
Indigenous Pride in Las Vegas

599
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,128
was a big deal for me
because drag is something

600
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,462
that's very, very
important to me,

601
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,464
and so is where I come from.

602
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:08,801
That's the first time I've
ever mixed drag and my culture.

603
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:09,902
- Yeah.
- Those worlds

604
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,704
had never even connected
in my brain.

605
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,974
It was special for me to bring
these two pieces of myself

606
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,144
together in a way that was
celebrated and respected.

607
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,778
And it means a lot.

608
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:26,285
- Geneva, when did you come
here to America?

609
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:30,422
- So my parents brought me
over to the United States

610
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:33,325
when I was around
seven years old.

611
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,861
So that's when they decided to
come over here to give myself

612
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,863
and my brother that was
just born at the time

613
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,798
better opportunities
and better life, and you know,

614
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,133
the American dream.

615
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,668
But you know, I got legal
status to be here.

616
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,236
- Are you a DREAMer?
- Uh-huh.

617
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,604
- Me too!
- Really?

618
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:46,705
- Yes.
- Yes.

619
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,107
- Oh, my God.

620
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,042
Yeah, I really didn't know,
like, what I was gonna do

621
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,410
if that hadn't gone through.

622
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,479
It was during
the Obama administration.

623
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,281
We literally would not
be able to be here

624
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:56,382
if it wasn't for that.
- Exactly.

625
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:57,383
Yeah, honestly.

626
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,817
- So thank you, Obama.

627
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,753
[laughter]

628
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:04,957
DACA stands for Deferred
Action for Childhood Arrivals.

629
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:08,527
And it is a law that came
to effect to grant kids

630
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:11,330
with no papers a work permit
and, you know,

631
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,865
a Social Security number
so that

632
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:16,402
they can be another member
of this society.

633
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:20,172
DACA is why I'm able
to, like, legally work

634
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,608
and also be on "Drag Race."

635
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:23,809
We're not citizens, you know.

636
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,177
We're kind of like in limbo.

637
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,314
We're legally here
because we were already here,

638
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:33,919
but we don't have
the full rights of a citizen.

639
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,789
- So when it comes to DACA,
we're kind of always, like,

640
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,491
not 100% I guess feel safe,
because at any time

641
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:40,693
they can just be like,
you know what?

642
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,927
We're gonna take this
away from you.

643
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,862
And it's very scary
to think that

644
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,231
that could be a possibility.

645
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,766
- When I got the call
for this, I literally,

646
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:51,770
I was like bawling,
because I was like--

647
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,273
I was like, I'm finally,
like, having a shot

648
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,774
to, like, live my dreams,
you know?

649
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,543
Like, I don't know.

650
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,777
Sorry. [laughs]

651
00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:00,412
- This is, like,
something big for us because

652
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,482
I believe we're the first
DACA queens on the show.

653
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,584
And you know, like,
we kind of have this moment

654
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:07,753
where we kind of get a little
teared up

655
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:09,154
because everything
we've been through

656
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,156
and everything
we have to go through.

657
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,092
I don't know why
it gets me so emotional.

658
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,961
I guess because we grew up
not really showing

659
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,930
that much of affection,
because we had to be

660
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:21,533
strong, you know, living in the
United States, you know, so.

661
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:29,174
- Do any of you girls
have an OnlyFans?

662
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:31,210
- Well, I don't.

663
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,112
But...
- It seems like you might.

664
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,614
- So this is kind of random,
but my day job

665
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:37,383
is ghostwriting on OnlyFans.

666
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:39,084
- What?
- No.

667
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,552
- Yeah, girl.

668
00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:43,489
I work for this agency that
manages OnlyFans creators.

669
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:47,026
So I respond to their
messages for them

670
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:50,329
as them while they're on
vacation in fucking Bora Bora.

671
00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,731
It's like all these,
like, straight girls.

672
00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:54,066
And I just sit
in their account.

673
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,734
- Oh, you do it for--it's
not gay, you do it for--

674
00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:57,002
- No.
- Oh.

675
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,637
- No.
- Women.

676
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,272
- Yes, girl.

677
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,940
I get into the fantasy.

678
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,210
- Oh, and she's responding
to all these straight guys?

679
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:08,347
[laughter]

680
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:09,782
- A lot of these
old straight men

681
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,151
that think they're
talking to a blonde

682
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,653
20 something with big tits?

683
00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:16,789
Well, they're correct.

684
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,291
- All the straight people
out here are shook right now.

685
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,726
They're seeing this girl
on the other side.

686
00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:22,761
Here's Amanda just...

687
00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:25,597
If only they knew
what was on the other side

688
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:27,199
of that messaging line.

689
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,668
[laughs]

690
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:33,172
[tense music]

691
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,141
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

692
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,916
- [laughing]

693
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,453
[singing] Cover girl

694
00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,788
Put the bass in your walk

695
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,023
Head to toe

696
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,592
Let your whole body talk

697
00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:54,960
- Wow. Hello.

698
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,395
- [singing] And what

699
00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:59,331
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

700
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,935
Michelle Visage,
when was the last time

701
00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:05,137
someone tickled
your funny bone?

702
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:07,506
- Oh, honey, you know
I had my funny bone removed

703
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,707
in the late '80s.

704
00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:10,609
- [laughs]

705
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:13,245
The hilarious Ross Mathews.

706
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,414
Now, do you still have
your funny bone?

707
00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:18,384
- Oh, I sure do
and it's in right now.

708
00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:20,686
[laughter]

709
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:25,357
- And a big Drag Race welcome
to Sarah Michelle Gellar.

710
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,392
Welcome.

711
00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:27,860
Are you excited to be here?

712
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,361
- I am so excited.

713
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,663
Ru, I've been
slaying bitches forever.

714
00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:33,065
I was born ready.

715
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,133
[laughter]

716
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,034
- This week,
we challenged our queens

717
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:40,506
to create breakout comedy
characters on "RDR Live."

718
00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:42,541
Racers, start your engines,

719
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,110
and may the best
drag queen win.

720
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:49,882
[cheers and applause]

721
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,818
- Welcome to the QNN
End of the World Countdown.

722
00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:54,420
- I'm Brandy Cohen.

723
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,789
- And I'm Branderson Cooper.

724
00:25:56,789 --> 00:26:00,759
And we are just one disaster
away from total annihilation.

725
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,261
- I'll drink to that.

726
00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,496
[laughter]

727
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:07,800
- Boy, have we
fucked things up.

728
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,168
- I'm a little drunk.

729
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,736
Remind me how we got here.

730
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:14,139
- Here are the top 10 reasons
why the world is about to end.

731
00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:16,642
And number 10, banning books.

732
00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:18,744
- That one is crazy.

733
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:24,216
I was reading Jackie Collins
at age 11, and look at me now.

734
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,218
- Number nine, climate change.

735
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:27,853
And speaking
of climate change,

736
00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:31,623
we go now via satellite
to Donna Lemon, our reporter

737
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:33,592
on the ground in Death Valley.

738
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,793
[dramatic music]

739
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:38,630
Wait, Donna, are you
literally on the ground?

740
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:42,935
- It's literally the end
of the world in Death Valley.

741
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,204
But I am living.

742
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:47,639
It's storming non-stop.

743
00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:51,944
Turns out aerosol hairspray
really was a bad idea.

744
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,046
- Donna, are you OK?

745
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,114
[thundering]

746
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:58,584
- Ooh, hey, baby.

747
00:26:58,584 --> 00:27:01,487
Can I get a lift?

748
00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:03,121
My ride's here.

749
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:04,890
Bye.

750
00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:08,927
Trade.

751
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:11,830
- She'll be fine.

752
00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:14,166
Everything on her floats.

753
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:17,169
- At numbers five, four,
and three, the GOP,

754
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:20,572
as in Girl, Oh, Please.

755
00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:24,276
- Wait, I'm hearing
we have a GOP leader

756
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:27,746
joining us live
from South Carolina?

757
00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:29,815
Senator Lindsey Graham?

758
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:34,553
- Hey, queens, call me Lady G.

759
00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:37,456
- OK, Lady G,
you have contributed a lot

760
00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:40,025
to the end of civilization.

761
00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:42,361
- Decimating human rights,
attacking women

762
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:43,896
and queer people.

763
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:46,164
- Excuse me.

764
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:49,368
Can we talk about my glow up?

765
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:52,905
Watch out, season 17.

766
00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:54,773
- There's not gonna be
another season of anything

767
00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:56,308
if the world ends.

768
00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:59,811
- Y'all can come join me in
my bunker when shit gets real.

769
00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:03,582
It'll be like an "Untucked"
that never ends.

770
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:04,850
- OK, we're done.

771
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:05,951
Bye, girl.

772
00:28:05,951 --> 00:28:07,286
- Toodles.

773
00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:10,088
- And now here to deliver
the number one reason

774
00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:13,225
for the end of the world,
it's the Grim Reaper.

775
00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:18,397
- And I've got
one thing to say.

776
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:23,302
all: Live from Tuckahoe,
it's "RDR Live."

777
00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:24,970
[upbeat music]

778
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:30,175
- It's "RDR Live"
with Dawn and Geneva Karr.

779
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:34,746
Megami
and Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

780
00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:39,184
Morphine Love Dion
and Nymphia Wind.

781
00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:42,888
Plane Jane.

782
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:47,759
Plasma, Q, and Xunami Muse.

783
00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:51,263
Amanda Tori Meating
and Sapphira Cristal.

784
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:54,866
- With musical guest RuPaul!

785
00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,168
[cheers and applause]

786
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:59,771
- And your host, Mirage.

787
00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:02,240
- Oh, thank you,
thank you so much.

788
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:06,378
I am so thrilled to be hosting
here at "RDR Live."

789
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:09,514
[all cheering]

790
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:11,917
My name is Mirage,
and I cannot believe

791
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:13,752
I am standing
on this iconic stage.

792
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,121
[all cheering]

793
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:18,824
And I'm learning a lot about
television production too.

794
00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:21,893
For example,
jibs, these cameras that

795
00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:24,296
operate on a big crane--
not a nickname

796
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,964
for Sapphira's
tiny breastplate.

797
00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:27,466
[laughter]

798
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:30,102
A boom is a big
overhead microphone,

799
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,905
not the sound that Nymphia
makes when she untucks.

800
00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:35,440
Very confusing.

801
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:40,145
And crafty is what we call
the snack table, which is funny

802
00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:42,381
because I thought crafty
was what you called

803
00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:45,450
Amanda Tori Meating's
drag aesthetic.

804
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,718
Yeah.

805
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:49,054
But seriously,
I am so grateful to RuPaul

806
00:29:49,054 --> 00:29:51,823
for making me
one of his RuGirls

807
00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,759
for the rest of my--
oh, applause.

808
00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:56,094
[applause]

809
00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:57,796
For the rest of my life.

810
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:01,166
I get to tour the world,
spread love,

811
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,035
and get into Twitter feuds
with soccer moms

812
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:06,505
telling me
I'm not pussy enough.

813
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,240
But we've got
a terrific show for you.

814
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,842
RuPaul is our me--
our musical guest,

815
00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:12,678
so stick around.

816
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:16,081
[cheers and applause]

817
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:19,284
- Hello there.

818
00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:20,752
I'm Connie Thick.

819
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,121
- And I'm Candy Long.

820
00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:25,757
Summertime is right
around the corner.

821
00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:29,461
And that means everyone is
looking forward to one thing.

822
00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:33,832
- Sitting on a nice,
big, beautiful deck.

823
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,200
- That's right.

824
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,403
And for all your deck-related
needs, call us at...

825
00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:40,138
- Thick...
- And Long...

826
00:30:40,138 --> 00:30:42,007
both: Deck Service.

827
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:45,444
- We know decks come in
all shapes and sizes,

828
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:50,215
from long and narrow
to long and wide

829
00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:52,017
to the really long ones

830
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:54,986
that kind of wrap around
to the side.

831
00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:56,955
- All that can be tough
to handle for some

832
00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:59,491
deck service companies,
but not us.

833
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:01,460
- Every one of our
service providers

834
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:05,931
has years of experience and can
handle even the hardest decks.

835
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:07,632
- But don't take
our word for it.

836
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:11,603
Here's what one of our
regular customers has to say.

837
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:13,438
- Hey, there.

838
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:14,940
I'm Richard.

839
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,709
Now, I was satisfied with
what I had going on up front.

840
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:21,446
So Connie and Candy suggested
I try a deck in the rear.

841
00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:24,649
Now, I never thought
I'd be that kind of guy,

842
00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:28,053
but now I know that
when it comes to decks,

843
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:31,523
Thick and Long is
definitely the way to go.

844
00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:33,158
[laughter]

845
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:35,460
- So give us a call,
because at...

846
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:36,995
- Thick...
- And Long...

847
00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:38,630
both: Deck Service...

848
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:42,334
- Our customers
always come first.

849
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,503
[both moaning]

850
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:48,940
- And now give it up
for RuPaul.

851
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:51,476
[cheers and applause]

852
00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:53,745
- [singing] And you ain't
nobody's baby

853
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,413
Baby, cowboy

854
00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,249
Giddy-up, giddy-up

855
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,151
Giddy-up, get down, cowboy

856
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,418
Giddy-up, giddy-up

857
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,954
Shake that booty
to the ground

858
00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:06,625
Like an animal busting
through that door

859
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:10,662
Hands up, boot scootin'
on the dance floor

860
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:14,533
Want to see you,
see just how you move

861
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:17,702
Want to get you,
get you into this groove

862
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:20,705
Hey, no, you ain't no lady

863
00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:22,274
Oh, lady

864
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:25,310
And you ain't
nobody's baby

865
00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:28,446
Hey, no, you ain't no lady

866
00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:30,148
Oh, lady

867
00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:34,085
And you ain't
nobody's baby

868
00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:36,087
Giddy-up, giddy-up

869
00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:37,355
Giddy-up,
giddy-up

870
00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:39,324
Shake that booty
to the ground

871
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:44,663
Whoa

872
00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:47,599
Whoa, lady

873
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,367
No, you ain't no lady

874
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:51,403
Whoa, lady

875
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:55,407
And you ain't nobody's
baby, baby, baby, cowboy

876
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:57,209
Giddy-up, giddy-up

877
00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:59,177
Giddy-up, get down, cowboy

878
00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:00,712
Giddy-up, giddy-up

879
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,914
Swing your partner
round and round, cowboy

880
00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:04,449
Giddy-up, giddy-up

881
00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:06,918
Giddy-up, get down,
lady cowboy

882
00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,186
Giddy-up, giddy-up

883
00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:10,522
Shake that booty
to the ground

884
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:13,525
[cheers and applause]

885
00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:20,899
- It's Queen Network News with
Amanda Tori Meating and Dawn.

886
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:23,702
[dramatic music]

887
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:24,703
- Good evening.

888
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:26,471
I'm Amanda Tori Meating.

889
00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:28,473
- And I'm Dawn.

890
00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:31,509
- In financial news,
the Treasury Department

891
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:34,746
is in chaos after gold bars
in the National Reserve

892
00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:36,748
were discovered to be fake.

893
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,150
When asked what the counterfeit
bars were made of,

894
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:42,254
the Secretary of the Treasury,
LaLa Ri, said,

895
00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:43,655
"It's chocolate."

896
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,557
[laughter]

897
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:48,593
- Forbes Magazine has
released its annual 100

898
00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:52,130
Most Powerful Drag Queens
in Entertainment list.

899
00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:53,765
And for the third year
in a row,

900
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:57,669
Amanda was included in the
position of not on that list.

901
00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:00,805
[laughter]

902
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:03,375
- To celebrate the anniversary
of Betty Friedan's

903
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,311
historic book
"The Feminine Mystique,"

904
00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:12,550
Ross Mathews is releasing his
memoir, "The Feminine Mistake."

905
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:18,189
- In somber news, Lady Bunny
has passed away again.

906
00:34:18,189 --> 00:34:20,425
We'd like to say
she'll be sorely missed,

907
00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:23,595
but she's never missed
a sore in her life.

908
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:25,030
[laughter]

909
00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:29,200
- 2024 marks the 55th
anniversary of the Stonewall

910
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,203
uprising, a turning point
in the queer civil rights

911
00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:34,706
movement that began
when a brick

912
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:37,475
was thrown through a window
at the Stonewall Inn.

913
00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:40,512
Here to comment is
gay icon, the brick.

914
00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:44,182
- Ohh.

915
00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:49,154
Hello, hello, hello.

916
00:34:49,154 --> 00:34:51,790
- So tell me, what was it like

917
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:54,659
being at the Stonewall Inn
that night?

918
00:34:54,659 --> 00:35:01,232
- Well, I had just gotten laid
by this guy, Mason.

919
00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:07,138
Anyway, next thing I know, I'm
being flung through the air.

920
00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:09,574
I crash through
a plate glass window and land

921
00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:12,243
on the floor of
the Stonewall Inn.

922
00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:15,146
- Did you see who threw you?

923
00:35:15,146 --> 00:35:19,050
- Does it matter, bitch?

924
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,419
- So do you feel
like you've been

925
00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:23,755
overlooked in queer history?

926
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,124
- Oh, God, yes.

927
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,961
All folks want to talk
about is who threw me.

928
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:33,164
But what about me?

929
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:38,803
I gave you gay liberation
with my body.

930
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:43,375
You like your "Drag Race"
and gay marriage

931
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,711
and Kylie Minogue.

932
00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:50,015
That was me.

933
00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:51,916
Can I get an amen?

934
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:53,785
both: Amen.

935
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,920
- The brick from Stonewall,
everybody.

936
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:00,158
[cheers and applause]
- Ohh!

937
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,593
- And that's the news.

938
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,228
Thank ya.

939
00:36:03,228 --> 00:36:05,864
[cheers and applause]

940
00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:10,435
- And now it's time
for the holidays

941
00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:13,171
with the Barbra Shop Quartet.

942
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,607
- It's so great to have
you all here at this very

943
00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:18,009
special holiday party.

944
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:21,946
- We are
the Barbra Shop Quartet.

945
00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:24,783
Our fourth member developed
shpilkes and can't be with us,

946
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:29,154
but we will honor Babs
the best way we know how.

947
00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:30,755
Through song.

948
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:34,592
[piano playing]

949
00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:36,461
- [singing] Jingle bells

950
00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:37,896
Jingle bells

951
00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:40,999
Barbra on the way

952
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:43,368
A Jewish girl from Brooklyn

953
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:48,473
To an icon for the gays

954
00:36:48,473 --> 00:36:49,841
Oy.

955
00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:53,645
By the way, do you know
how many Barbra it takes

956
00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:56,414
to screw in a light bulb?

957
00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:57,415
Trick question.

958
00:36:57,415 --> 00:37:00,351
There's only one
Barbra Streisand.

959
00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:02,720
[laughs]

960
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,523
- [singing] On Broadway she did
sing

961
00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:07,892
Sang I'm the greatest star

962
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,994
There is just one thing

963
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:15,300
My name is Barbra
not Barbara

964
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:18,303
A funny girl was she

965
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:20,371
Always in control

966
00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:23,441
The hair, the nails,
the nose, a bagel

967
00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:28,246
Not an onion roll

968
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,581
Did you hear
that Barbra Streisand

969
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,383
and RuPaul are forming
a musical group together?

970
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:35,386
They're calling
themselves RuBarb.

971
00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:37,655
[laughter]

972
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:39,824
- [singing] A day or two ago

973
00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:42,393
We watched
"Prince of Tides"

974
00:37:42,393 --> 00:37:44,829
She produced,
directed, starred

975
00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:47,699
But an Oscar was denied

976
00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:49,968
Hey, Doc, what's up with that?

977
00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:52,670
It just seems so unfair

978
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,672
But Babs kept making movies

979
00:37:54,672 --> 00:37:57,142
'Cause that's just
the way she were

980
00:37:57,142 --> 00:37:58,209
Was?

981
00:37:58,209 --> 00:38:01,045
[laughter]

982
00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:05,283
And jingle bells,
shingle bell, bing bang bong

983
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,252
- [singing] Jingle bells, jingle
bells,
ding dang dong

984
00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:08,453
- [singing] Jingle bells,
shmingle mells

985
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:09,454
Ding dang

986
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:16,227
Dong

987
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,328
Guh

988
00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:18,530
[laughter]

989
00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:22,800
all:
It's Barbra all the

990
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:29,774
Way

991
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:32,844
[cheers and applause]

992
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,513
[indistinct chatter]

993
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:39,050
- Well, that's our show.

994
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,085
And just remember,
if you can't laugh at yourself,

995
00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:42,954
how in the hell are you gonna
laugh at somebody else?

996
00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:44,522
Can I get an amen?

997
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,224
all: Amen!

998
00:38:46,224 --> 00:38:48,226
- Good night, everybody!

999
00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:51,496
[all cheering]

1000
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:54,199
[upbeat music]

1001
00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:03,041
- Category is Everything
Every-Cher All At Once.

1002
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,108
- [laughs]

1003
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:07,245
- Up first, Xunami Muse.

1004
00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:10,381
Cher, "The Prisoner," 1979.

1005
00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:12,016
- Beaded for her pleasure.

1006
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,451
[laughs]

1007
00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:16,988
- I'm giving you this nude
illusion with my wings,

1008
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:19,757
my beaded fringe wig.

1009
00:39:19,757 --> 00:39:21,192
I feel fantastic.

1010
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:24,462
- Yes, Mr. Mackie,
tell me all about it.

1011
00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:25,463
[laughter]

1012
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:26,598
Morphine.

1013
00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:30,401
Academy Award Cher, 1988.

1014
00:39:30,401 --> 00:39:33,004
- Tell me, where do you keep
your Oscar?

1015
00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:35,473
- This Cher look shows
a lot of skin.

1016
00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:39,110
And mama, I am literally
wearing no underwear.

1017
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:40,945
Baby, if my straps snap,

1018
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:42,313
you're going to get
a really good surprise.

1019
00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:44,115
- Wow, this dress is so tight.

1020
00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:46,618
I wonder if she could
"snap out of it."

1021
00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:49,654
- If she does, maybe her
Olympia Dukakis will fall out.

1022
00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:52,824
[laughter]

1023
00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:55,093
- Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

1024
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:58,830
Cher promoting
"Burlesque," 2010.

1025
00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,498
- She's giving me a silk woody.

1026
00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:01,733
- Ooh.

1027
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,335
- I'm giving you
catsuit full of stones

1028
00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:06,404
and I am serving body.

1029
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,674
I'm embodying my inner Cher.

1030
00:40:09,674 --> 00:40:12,543
- How do you like
them bagels, boy?

1031
00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:13,811
- Geneva Karr.

1032
00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:20,051
Cher as ringmaster for
Ringling Brothers, 1974.

1033
00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:22,654
- She looks like she's fucking
all the Ringling Brothers.

1034
00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:24,289
[laughter]

1035
00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:26,291
- I'm feeling my Cher
but if she was Latina.

1036
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:27,925
You know, extra curvy.

1037
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,361
The color red, it looks
amazing with my skin.

1038
00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:33,631
And I'm blushed just
like Cher in the '70s.

1039
00:40:33,631 --> 00:40:35,633
- Every night
all the men come around

1040
00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:38,369
and lay their money down.

1041
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:39,437
Mirage.

1042
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,975
Cher in concert, 1979.

1043
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:46,311
- Ooh, Mackie's back in town.

1044
00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:49,614
- I'm giving Cher
mixed with Naomi Campbell

1045
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:50,948
mixed with streetwalker

1046
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,583
with a dash of showgirl.

1047
00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:55,687
And the ponytail,
it's giving 40 inches,

1048
00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:57,388
I think. [laughs]

1049
00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:58,923
- Forget the other two.
She's just the tramp.

1050
00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:00,692
- Yes.

1051
00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:01,959
Megami.

1052
00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:05,697
Cher, Turn Back Time, 2009.

1053
00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:07,031
- Oh.

1054
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:10,368
So I'm serving you
my favorite Cher look.

1055
00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:13,404
One of her iconic leather
jackets with this nice

1056
00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:14,839
see-through bodysuit.

1057
00:41:14,839 --> 00:41:17,909
I only wish I had a giant
cannon and some sea men

1058
00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:19,143
all around me.

1059
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,778
- If I could turn back time,

1060
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,280
I'd just go
to Michelle's doctor.

1061
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,415
[laughter]

1062
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:28,519
- Plane Jane as Cher,
1974 Met Gala.

1063
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:30,421
- There is nothing plain
about her.

1064
00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:33,991
- It's the sheer mesh gown

1065
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:36,194
overlaid with crystals

1066
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,329
and stones and appliques.

1067
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:42,266
And it's just such
a stunning Bob Mackie piece.

1068
00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:46,604
And who else to do that
piece justice but me?

1069
00:41:46,604 --> 00:41:48,439
- No burger finger there.

1070
00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:50,942
[laughter]

1071
00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:55,980
Amanda Tori Meating,
Cher doll, 2001.

1072
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,148
- When she's done,
she can just go

1073
00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,449
take a shower with the loofah.

1074
00:41:58,449 --> 00:41:59,517
- Yeah.

1075
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,419
- Bitch, look how correct

1076
00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:02,887
Amanda Tori Meating looks
tonight.

1077
00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:06,891
We have this lovely
lavender X shape

1078
00:42:06,891 --> 00:42:10,395
that is so iconically Cher
with this beautiful

1079
00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:13,698
flowing gown element
on the bottom.

1080
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:15,400
Lap it up, kittens.

1081
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,703
- Life in plastic,
it's fantastic.

1082
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:23,040
- Dawn as mod Cher, 1966.

1083
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,843
- How many Muppets had to die
for that jacket?

1084
00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:27,879
- I'm giving you some
classic '60s Cher

1085
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:30,415
with some classic 2020s Dawn.

1086
00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:31,949
I took this
black and white picture

1087
00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:33,851
and we don't know
what color the fur coat is,

1088
00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:36,521
so I went with a little
orange and blue color story

1089
00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:38,956
because I think
it's really fun and '60s.

1090
00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:41,359
And then boom,
slut waist, mama.

1091
00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:43,194
Always. OK?

1092
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,829
- This is
the sunny side of Cher.

1093
00:42:44,829 --> 00:42:46,197
- Yes it is.
- Oh, wow.

1094
00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:47,865
She's giving me
a "Sunny Boner."

1095
00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:50,535
- [laughs]

1096
00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:55,740
Q from the Sonny and Cher
Comedy Hour, 1973.

1097
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,743
- Black and white
and Cher all over.

1098
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,745
- Cher is go big or go home,

1099
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:02,380
and you know
I like to make a statement

1100
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,614
when I walk in the room.

1101
00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:06,751
I am feeling very poised
and elegant

1102
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:08,352
because I know
the body is right,

1103
00:43:08,352 --> 00:43:10,221
and I know the face is right.

1104
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,990
I'm Cher, bitch. [laughs]

1105
00:43:12,990 --> 00:43:16,260
- I wonder if she's
wearing a ze-bra.

1106
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,697
- Plasma, Met Gala 1985.

1107
00:43:19,697 --> 00:43:23,000
- She is doing more
than her fair share.

1108
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,304
- I'm giving you
dark lady eleganza.

1109
00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:30,041
It's a Bob Mackie dress,
but it's not over the top.

1110
00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:32,510
It's just pure glamour.

1111
00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:36,113
I just feel like a glass
of champagne came to life.

1112
00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:37,849
- It's not easy being a diva.

1113
00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:40,351
- Tell me about it.

1114
00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:41,886
- Nymphia Wind.

1115
00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:46,457
Cher Egyptian goddess, 1979.

1116
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,259
Ankh if you love Cher.

1117
00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:49,527
- Ankh, ankh.

1118
00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:51,863
- I'm very naked,
but I'm giving you

1119
00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:56,133
mysterious Egyptian lady
with fierce cutting eyes,

1120
00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:59,170
spreading her wings
and letting the world see

1121
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:02,807
her glorious Egyptian body.

1122
00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:04,842
- I can see her Nefer-titties.

1123
00:44:04,842 --> 00:44:06,544
- [laughs]

1124
00:44:06,544 --> 00:44:11,782
Sapphira as Cher in
the Vegas residency, 2017.

1125
00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:13,451
- Wow.

1126
00:44:13,451 --> 00:44:14,819
- Mm-hmm.
That's a Vegas buffet.

1127
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:16,153
[laughter]

1128
00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:18,055
- Cher is the queen of excess,

1129
00:44:18,055 --> 00:44:19,690
and I'm the drag queen
of excess.

1130
00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:21,826
So this is a match
made in heaven.

1131
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:23,494
I'm wearing this blue
shoulder piece that

1132
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,796
has 100 pheasant feathers.

1133
00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:27,131
It is gorgeous.

1134
00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:29,967
This is a woman's world,
and I am a woman.

1135
00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:30,968
- You know what color this is?

1136
00:44:30,968 --> 00:44:31,969
- What color?

1137
00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:33,037
- Elijah Blue.

1138
00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:35,706
- Yes.

1139
00:44:36,574 --> 00:44:37,775
- Welcome, queens.

1140
00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:39,410
I've made some decisions.

1141
00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:40,745
[dramatic music]

1142
00:44:40,745 --> 00:44:43,447
But first I need to ask.

1143
00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:48,719
Sapphira, do you wish to use
your immunity potion this week?

1144
00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:55,026
- I think I'm gonna say no.

1145
00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,794
- Very well.

1146
00:44:56,794 --> 00:45:01,933
Plane Jane, do you wish
to use your immunity potion?

1147
00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:04,068
- Not this week, Ru.

1148
00:45:04,068 --> 00:45:05,603
- Very well.

1149
00:45:05,603 --> 00:45:09,073
Queens, when I call your name,
please step forward.

1150
00:45:09,073 --> 00:45:11,042
Xunami Muse.

1151
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:13,110
Morphine.

1152
00:45:13,110 --> 00:45:14,879
Megami.

1153
00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:16,614
Amanda.

1154
00:45:16,614 --> 00:45:18,115
Dawn.

1155
00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:19,884
Nymphia.

1156
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:22,587
Sapphira.

1157
00:45:22,587 --> 00:45:24,755
Ladies, you are all safe.

1158
00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:28,426
You may leave the stage.

1159
00:45:34,131 --> 00:45:38,102
Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

1160
00:45:38,102 --> 00:45:41,172
Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

1161
00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:42,840
Up first, Mhi'ya.

1162
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,042
- I was a little bit
worried about you.

1163
00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:48,779
When I saw you swing for
the fences, I was so thrilled.

1164
00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,748
- I just wanted to let loose
and show you guys

1165
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,650
that I can let loose
and have fun.

1166
00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:53,784
- You were committed.

1167
00:45:53,784 --> 00:45:55,252
And to me, that's
the most important part,

1168
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:57,755
especially on any kind
of sketch comedy show,

1169
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,023
because things go wrong.

1170
00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:02,460
- My real issue had to do
with just levels.

1171
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:04,095
I wanted more nuance.

1172
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:06,163
I wanted more of a story arc.

1173
00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:08,866
- Your Cher look is
not really the look

1174
00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:10,801
that you were trying
to achieve.

1175
00:46:10,801 --> 00:46:14,338
Cher no matter what, even when
she does her natural hair,

1176
00:46:14,338 --> 00:46:16,273
she will make sure
it is drag hair.

1177
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:18,109
And this,
it needs to be dragged.

1178
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:20,011
- Can you do
a Cher impersonation?

1179
00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:21,946
Let me see it.

1180
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,681
- I'm great.

1181
00:46:23,681 --> 00:46:26,183
[laughter]

1182
00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:28,352
- Cher meets Kermit.

1183
00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:29,687
- Do it again.
Do it again.

1184
00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:31,022
Do it again.

1185
00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:34,258
- Yeah, do it this time,
but flick your hair back.

1186
00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:35,326
- I'm great.

1187
00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:39,430
[laughter]

1188
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:43,401
- Oh, my God, that meme
will live forever.

1189
00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:45,403
It's gonna haunt you
for the rest of your life!

1190
00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:47,004
[laughter]

1191
00:46:47,004 --> 00:46:48,606
Amazing.

1192
00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:51,208
Up next, Geneva Karr.

1193
00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:52,777
- So my question is,

1194
00:46:52,777 --> 00:46:54,679
do you know
who Lindsey Graham is?

1195
00:46:54,679 --> 00:46:56,480
- No.
- OK.

1196
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,249
That was obvious and that
was part of the problem.

1197
00:46:58,249 --> 00:47:00,117
- Excuse me.

1198
00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:02,253
- There was
a missed opportunity.

1199
00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:05,322
Because if you had really
hit the nail on the head,

1200
00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:07,591
it would have been great.

1201
00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:08,926
- I love the outfit.

1202
00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:10,895
I said it's like Cher
meets Britney Spears.

1203
00:47:10,895 --> 00:47:12,797
It has a little, like,
"Circus."

1204
00:47:12,797 --> 00:47:15,633
- But you know, I would just be
careful with proportions,

1205
00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:17,635
because you have a long
torso, and you don't

1206
00:47:17,635 --> 00:47:20,004
want to really cut in half.

1207
00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:21,839
Up next, Mirage.

1208
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,174
- You were the host.

1209
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,675
There were moments
when I saw that you were

1210
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:27,745
comfortable with it and there
were just a couple times

1211
00:47:27,745 --> 00:47:29,447
when the jokes got
away from you.

1212
00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:32,850
- You were telegraphing
that the joke was coming.

1213
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,252
And the key is to let it
come out naturally

1214
00:47:35,252 --> 00:47:38,656
so that we don't know,
oh, here's where the joke is.

1215
00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:41,392
- Now, Sarah, you've hosted
"SNL" how many times?

1216
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,761
- I've hosted
three solo and I've

1217
00:47:43,761 --> 00:47:45,296
guest starred a few times.

1218
00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:47,698
Not enough to get
the five time jacket though.

1219
00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,100
- [laughs]

1220
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,935
- This look is really fun.

1221
00:47:50,935 --> 00:47:52,303
You look beautiful in it.

1222
00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:53,671
- I love this look.

1223
00:47:53,671 --> 00:47:55,039
I don't love the hair
with it, because the hair

1224
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:58,509
says '60s Cher
and the dress is late '70s.

1225
00:47:58,509 --> 00:48:00,411
It's interesting to see
you young kids sort of,

1226
00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:02,880
you know,
mix things up a little bit.

1227
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,983
I'm like wait, no,
no, not that hair with it.

1228
00:48:05,983 --> 00:48:08,285
Up next, not so Plane Jane.

1229
00:48:08,285 --> 00:48:10,721
- You were so funny
in the challenge.

1230
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,223
- I'm Candy Long.

1231
00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:14,825
- From the first line you
uttered, the way you said it,

1232
00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:16,594
I knew who you were.

1233
00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:18,095
- You didn't overplay it.

1234
00:48:18,095 --> 00:48:21,565
You underplayed it, which is
really the key to comedy,

1235
00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:22,933
because that makes it funnier.

1236
00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:24,201
- Thank you.

1237
00:48:24,201 --> 00:48:27,371
- This outfit is
bat-Cher crazy beautiful.

1238
00:48:27,371 --> 00:48:29,507
- You delivered one
of the strongest Mackie looks

1239
00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:31,008
I think Cher's ever worn.

1240
00:48:31,008 --> 00:48:32,543
It's one of my favorites.

1241
00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:36,280
And I thought tonight was
a slam dunk for you.

1242
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,115
- Up next, Q.

1243
00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:40,651
- In the challenge,
you had to play a brick.

1244
00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:42,153
That's hard to do.

1245
00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:45,256
You managed to take this object
and give it a personality.

1246
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:46,390
You know, there was
one line I wrote down.

1247
00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:47,391
It says...

1248
00:48:47,391 --> 00:48:48,592
- Does it matter?

1249
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,494
- I wrote down the same line.
- Yeah.

1250
00:48:50,494 --> 00:48:51,762
- Stop stealing all my lines,
Ross Mathews.

1251
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,364
- I copied it off
Sarah Michelle Gellar's paper.

1252
00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:55,132
- "Does it--"
I mean, it was just--

1253
00:48:55,132 --> 00:48:58,102
it was comedian level funny.

1254
00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:00,204
And you can't really
teach that.

1255
00:49:00,204 --> 00:49:02,673
- And listen, this is
another one of my all time

1256
00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:03,674
favorite Cher looks.

1257
00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,309
I'm so glad you did this look.

1258
00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:09,413
- You know, this runway is
as much a homage to Cher

1259
00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:10,948
as it is to Bob Mackie.

1260
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:15,386
And this is one of his
most beautiful outfits.

1261
00:49:15,386 --> 00:49:17,021
And you wear it so well.

1262
00:49:17,021 --> 00:49:18,556
- Thank you so much.

1263
00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:21,892
- Up next,
Plasma-rich platelets.

1264
00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:25,996
- I loved watching you
embody Babs.

1265
00:49:25,996 --> 00:49:28,933
And I knew that you had it.

1266
00:49:28,933 --> 00:49:31,869
- I had to keep reminding
myself to watch the other two,

1267
00:49:31,869 --> 00:49:34,438
because my eyes just
kept going to you

1268
00:49:34,438 --> 00:49:35,906
and I wanted to see more.

1269
00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:37,474
- I remember yesterday
in the Werk Room,

1270
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:39,777
you said this was
a part you didn't really

1271
00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:41,445
want to take
because you were worried

1272
00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:43,514
about being sort of typecast.
- Mm-hmm.

1273
00:49:43,514 --> 00:49:46,650
- I cannot imagine
your sketch without you,

1274
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:49,386
because you doing Barbra
in that scene

1275
00:49:49,386 --> 00:49:50,921
was just perfection.

1276
00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:53,123
- And I love that
you chose this dress.

1277
00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:55,092
What's your favorite part
of this outfit?

1278
00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:58,495
- Immediately I liked the idea
of a sinister side of Cher.

1279
00:49:58,495 --> 00:49:59,697
- Ah.

1280
00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:01,465
Part of Cher's brand is morbid

1281
00:50:01,465 --> 00:50:03,968
and dark and morose.

1282
00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:07,404
In fact, that's why rebel kids
loved her in the first place.

1283
00:50:07,404 --> 00:50:08,439
Thank you so much.

1284
00:50:08,439 --> 00:50:09,673
- Thank you.

1285
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:10,774
- Thank you, queens.

1286
00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:11,942
I think we've heard enough.

1287
00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:14,511
While you relax
in the "Untucked" lounge,

1288
00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:16,213
the judges and I
will deliberate.

1289
00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:20,351
All right, just between
us squirrel friends,

1290
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:21,852
what do you think?

1291
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,420
Let's start with Mhi'ya.

1292
00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:26,590
- In the acting challenge, she
at least swung for the fences.

1293
00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:28,158
- I'm living!

1294
00:50:28,158 --> 00:50:29,693
- She just swung a little hard.

1295
00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:32,997
It was one note,
at this level nonstop.

1296
00:50:32,997 --> 00:50:34,531
- In the runway,
it fell a little flat.

1297
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:37,067
And for me, the biggest
issue is confidence.

1298
00:50:37,067 --> 00:50:38,869
I think to be a great queen,

1299
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,437
you have to fake it
till you make it.

1300
00:50:40,437 --> 00:50:42,339
- But I will say,
you know who should win?

1301
00:50:42,339 --> 00:50:43,908
- Who?
- Her impression.

1302
00:50:43,908 --> 00:50:45,910
[laughter]

1303
00:50:45,910 --> 00:50:48,479
That's the best thing
I've seen all week.

1304
00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:50,614
[imitating impression]
That's the best thing.

1305
00:50:50,614 --> 00:50:51,715
[laughter]

1306
00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,183
- Geneva Karr.

1307
00:50:53,183 --> 00:50:55,419
- It could have been
the funniest thing

1308
00:50:55,419 --> 00:50:56,854
if she could have nailed

1309
00:50:56,854 --> 00:50:59,123
a Lindsey Graham impersonation
in drag.

1310
00:50:59,123 --> 00:51:01,392
- As an actor, you have to be
able to ask questions.

1311
00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:03,560
And if you get the role
and you don't know

1312
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,297
who Lindsey Graham is,
just ask somebody.

1313
00:51:06,297 --> 00:51:07,765
- I do
do a Lindsey Graham impression.

1314
00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,166
- Oh, can I hear it?
- Yeah.

1315
00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:10,935
[imitating Cher impression]
Hey, I'm Lindsey Graham.

1316
00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:12,136
- [laughs]

1317
00:51:12,136 --> 00:51:14,872
- Now, the Cher look
was beautiful.

1318
00:51:14,872 --> 00:51:17,141
- But like Cher,
if she had cut just

1319
00:51:17,141 --> 00:51:19,176
on the inside of the
outfit a little bit too,

1320
00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:20,945
it would have been more
flattering like Cher does.

1321
00:51:20,945 --> 00:51:22,880
It's more of like it comes
up high and then cuts in.

1322
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,515
- Yes, yes.

1323
00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:26,083
All right,
let's talk about Mirage.

1324
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,752
- In terms of the challenge,
I think she sped through it.

1325
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:30,654
She moved a little too much.

1326
00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:33,223
I think you need
to sort of claim the stage.

1327
00:51:33,223 --> 00:51:34,792
- I know none of you
all agree with me,

1328
00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:36,560
but I liked that '60s hair
even though

1329
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,062
that's a late '70s look.

1330
00:51:38,062 --> 00:51:42,132
- But because we've watched
Cher's life in every phase,

1331
00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:46,170
to mix and match like that,
it's so distracting to me.

1332
00:51:46,170 --> 00:51:47,738
Plane Jane.

1333
00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:50,474
- Just in three weeks, she has
shown us that she can perform

1334
00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:52,309
at a really high level.

1335
00:51:52,309 --> 00:51:54,411
Her Cher is stunning.

1336
00:51:54,411 --> 00:51:55,479
Would you change a thing?
Anyone?

1337
00:51:55,479 --> 00:51:56,981
- No. No.
- OK. Good.

1338
00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,782
What about her
in the challenge?

1339
00:51:58,782 --> 00:51:59,883
Would you change a thing?
- No.

1340
00:51:59,883 --> 00:52:01,018
- No.

1341
00:52:01,018 --> 00:52:02,419
- But that's an
actor's job, right?

1342
00:52:02,419 --> 00:52:04,822
It's to take someone's words
and make them your own.

1343
00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:06,690
And she did it so effortlessly.

1344
00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:09,093
It was as if you would
think she wrote that script.

1345
00:52:09,093 --> 00:52:10,427
- Uh-huh. All right. Q.

1346
00:52:10,427 --> 00:52:12,129
- This is another one
that hasn't

1347
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,430
faltered from the beginning.

1348
00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,132
- She took that scene
from the other queens.

1349
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,433
- Yeah.
- The news was good.

1350
00:52:16,433 --> 00:52:17,434
It was cute.

1351
00:52:17,434 --> 00:52:18,736
It was chugging along.

1352
00:52:18,736 --> 00:52:20,471
And then she just came in
and I was like, who?

1353
00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,638
What?

1354
00:52:21,638 --> 00:52:22,906
I just need to focus
on the brick.

1355
00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:25,809
- And then tonight on
the runway, oh, brava.

1356
00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:28,712
- The way the stripes
widened out in, like,

1357
00:52:28,712 --> 00:52:31,181
what we would call our problem
section, ladies, and then

1358
00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:32,516
thinned out on the bottom.

1359
00:52:32,516 --> 00:52:34,651
It was just every aspect
of it was real perfection.

1360
00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:35,886
- Plasma.

1361
00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:38,088
- Listen, you could tell
without even knowing her

1362
00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:39,823
if you just turn
the TV on and saw her,

1363
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,792
you knew right away
she was a Barbra fan.

1364
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:44,962
You have to be able to embody
Barbra to do Barbra.

1365
00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:46,397
And then tonight on the runway,

1366
00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:48,298
it was very smart
with her choice,

1367
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,367
because it is more
of the darker Cher.

1368
00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:53,103
- I also love
how homosexual she is.

1369
00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:55,572
In that not only--
the big Nelly Queen--

1370
00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:58,275
that, but also the references.

1371
00:52:58,275 --> 00:53:00,711
You know, she's done
the gay homework.

1372
00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:02,279
- I mean, I'm so jealous
she got to be two

1373
00:53:02,279 --> 00:53:04,281
of the greatest queens
of all time tonight.

1374
00:53:04,281 --> 00:53:05,649
- In one day.
- In one day.

1375
00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:06,950
- Oh! It's a gay miracle.

1376
00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:07,951
- [laughs]
- Yeah.

1377
00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:09,119
- It was incredible.

1378
00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:10,754
I mean, these queens,
I'm so jealous.

1379
00:53:10,754 --> 00:53:11,955
I'm a mere Prinze.

1380
00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:13,590
- A mere Prinze.

1381
00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:15,759
- Waiting my whole life
to use that line somewhere.

1382
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:16,827
[laughter]

1383
00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:17,828
- All right. [claps]

1384
00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:19,063
Silence.

1385
00:53:19,063 --> 00:53:20,864
I've made my decision.

1386
00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:22,332
Bring back my girls.

1387
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,469
Welcome back, queens.

1388
00:53:25,469 --> 00:53:26,837
I've made some decisions.

1389
00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:29,406
[dramatic music]

1390
00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:32,843
Plasma, you are one funny girl.

1391
00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:34,111
- Oh.

1392
00:53:34,111 --> 00:53:35,746
- Condragulations,
you are the winner

1393
00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:36,880
of this week's challenge.

1394
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,116
[all cheering]

1395
00:53:39,116 --> 00:53:40,984
- Yeah!

1396
00:53:40,984 --> 00:53:42,886
Oh, my God.

1397
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:46,824
- You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.

1398
00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:48,192
- It means so much.

1399
00:53:48,192 --> 00:53:51,662
And it all aligned
in such a cool, perfect way.

1400
00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:53,564
It's just, like,
the coolest motherfucking

1401
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,232
feeling in the entire world.

1402
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:58,202
- Plane Jane, Q, Plasma,

1403
00:53:58,202 --> 00:54:00,904
you three may join
the other girls.

1404
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:03,640
- I can't wait to tell my mom.

1405
00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:13,150
- Mhi'ya, your Cher
wasn't strong enough.

1406
00:54:13,150 --> 00:54:17,955
Geneva Karr, your Lady G
didn't hit the spot.

1407
00:54:19,223 --> 00:54:23,460
Mirage, your hostess
was not the mostest.

1408
00:54:28,398 --> 00:54:30,934
Mhi'ya...

1409
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,069
you're safe.

1410
00:54:34,738 --> 00:54:36,940
You may join the other girls.

1411
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,375
- Thank you.

1412
00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:46,016
- Geneva Karr, Mirage,

1413
00:54:46,016 --> 00:54:49,820
I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

1414
00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:52,656
- The first emotion is panic.

1415
00:54:52,656 --> 00:54:55,192
I'm just trying to breathe
and pull myself together

1416
00:54:55,192 --> 00:54:57,561
and say you can't just
go home like this.

1417
00:54:57,561 --> 00:54:58,896
Like, this can't be it.

1418
00:54:58,896 --> 00:55:02,132
So I'm gonna spin and twirl
and give it to them.

1419
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:05,702
- Two queens stand before me.

1420
00:55:05,702 --> 00:55:09,106
Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me

1421
00:55:09,106 --> 00:55:12,809
and save yourself
from elimination.

1422
00:55:14,945 --> 00:55:17,214
The time has come for you

1423
00:55:17,214 --> 00:55:22,986
to lip-synch for your life.

1424
00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:31,929
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

1425
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:35,566
[Cher's "Dark Lady"]

1426
00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:36,567
- Come on, Geneva.

1427
00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:37,668
Come on, Mirage.

1428
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:40,537
- Come on, Geneva!

1429
00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:43,740
- [singing] The fortune queen
of New Orleans

1430
00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:48,612
Was brushing her cat
in her black limousine

1431
00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:51,848
I followed her
to some darkened room

1432
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,283
She took my money

1433
00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:58,555
She said
I'll be with you soon

1434
00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,260
Dark lady laughed
and danced

1435
00:56:03,260 --> 00:56:07,331
And lit the candles
one by one

1436
00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:09,733
Dance to her gypsy music

1437
00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:13,904
Till her brew was done

1438
00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,173
Dark lady played
black magic

1439
00:56:16,173 --> 00:56:20,911
Till the clock struck
on the 12

1440
00:56:20,911 --> 00:56:23,513
- The only person
I can watch is Mirage,

1441
00:56:23,513 --> 00:56:25,916
because she is giving
performance down.

1442
00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:27,618
- [singing] She dealt two cards

1443
00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:29,019
A queen and a three

1444
00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:32,756
- And then I realize her mouth
doesn't match the words.

1445
00:56:32,756 --> 00:56:34,992
- [singing] To me

1446
00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:36,526
- She don't know the song.

1447
00:56:36,526 --> 00:56:37,828
- [singing] So I sneaked back

1448
00:56:37,828 --> 00:56:39,529
- Mirage kind of
doesn't know the words.

1449
00:56:39,529 --> 00:56:41,331
- No, she doesn't.

1450
00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:44,534
- [singing] Until they saw
the gun in my hand

1451
00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:45,769
The next thing I knew

1452
00:56:45,769 --> 00:56:48,238
They were dead
on the floor

1453
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:54,878
Dark lady would never turn
a card up anymore

1454
00:56:56,713 --> 00:56:59,116
Dark lady laughed
and danced

1455
00:56:59,116 --> 00:57:02,386
And lit the candles
one by one

1456
00:57:02,386 --> 00:57:05,455
Danced to her gypsy music

1457
00:57:05,455 --> 00:57:09,559
Till her brew was done

1458
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:12,696
[all cheering]

1459
00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:19,002
- Ladies,
I've made my decision.

1460
00:57:19,002 --> 00:57:21,138
[dramatic music]

1461
00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:24,341
Geneva Karr, shantay, you stay.

1462
00:57:24,341 --> 00:57:27,711
- [crying]

1463
00:57:27,711 --> 00:57:29,413
- You may join the other girls.

1464
00:57:29,413 --> 00:57:31,248
- Thank you, mami.

1465
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:43,593
- Mirage, my queen,
we see big things for you.

1466
00:57:43,593 --> 00:57:46,863
Now sashay away.

1467
00:57:46,863 --> 00:57:49,966
- [crying]

1468
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,979
I'm sorry.

1469
00:58:05,882 --> 00:58:06,883
- Just breathe.

1470
00:58:06,883 --> 00:58:07,884
Just breathe.

1471
00:58:07,884 --> 00:58:12,155
- [sobbing]

1472
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:15,392
[somber music]

1473
00:58:15,392 --> 00:58:17,461
[sobbing]

1474
00:58:17,461 --> 00:58:19,229
- Oh, my God.

1475
00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:20,697
- [sobbing]

1476
00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:22,199
- I know it feels
like the end,

1477
00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,834
but it really is
just the beginning.

1478
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:24,835
- Yes.
- It is.

1479
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,002
- Yes!
- Trust me.

1480
00:58:26,002 --> 00:58:27,003
[applause]

1481
00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:30,374
- Come on, Mirage.

1482
00:58:30,374 --> 00:58:32,109
- Thank you.

1483
00:58:32,109 --> 00:58:33,877
- We love you so much.

1484
00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:36,413
- It's so hard to see Mirage.

1485
00:58:36,413 --> 00:58:39,282
It just feels like you really
just see her dreams

1486
00:58:39,282 --> 00:58:42,185
just being crushed in a moment.

1487
00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:45,522
[applause]

1488
00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:51,161
- I wasn't prepared
for how devastating it feels,

1489
00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:52,195
you know?

1490
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:53,497
I'm mad at myself.

1491
00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:55,132
I'm not mad at Ru.

1492
00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:57,300
I just feel like I didn't leave
a good impression on her,

1493
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,769
and that's embarrassing.

1494
00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:02,272
And I, like, really put all
of my eggs in one basket.

1495
00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:04,007
Like, I didn't make
anybody proud

1496
00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:06,810
who was, like, supporting me.

1497
00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:08,512
I am thankful
for the relationships

1498
00:59:08,512 --> 00:59:10,380
that I made
with the girls here.

1499
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:12,282
I know we're gonna be cool
after this,

1500
00:59:12,282 --> 00:59:14,384
but I'm gonna miss them
the most.

1501
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:15,886
This fucking sucks.

1502
00:59:20,857 --> 00:59:22,826
- Well, condragulations,
queens.

1503
00:59:22,826 --> 00:59:25,695
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

1504
00:59:25,695 --> 00:59:27,764
how in the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?

1505
00:59:27,764 --> 00:59:29,332
Can I get an amen up in here?

1506
00:59:29,332 --> 00:59:30,534
all: Amen.

1507
00:59:30,534 --> 00:59:32,436
- All right,
now let the music play.

1508
00:59:32,436 --> 00:59:34,704
A little bit of love

1509
00:59:34,704 --> 00:59:37,340
Goes a long, long way

1510
00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:39,876
Lifting you up
to a brighter day

1511
00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:42,446
Can you feel the love

1512
00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,217
- Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

1513
00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:49,853
I want to collaborate with you

1514
00:59:49,853 --> 00:59:52,823
on three hot tracks from
my album "Black Butter."

1515
00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:55,358
- You added spice
to Spice Girls.

1516
00:59:55,358 --> 00:59:57,160
- You were fantastic.

1517
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,628
- Out of everybody
in the girl group,

1518
00:59:58,628 --> 01:00:01,231
who didn't sparkle or shine.

1519
01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,099
- Rest assured, I definitely
have more respect for you

1520
01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:04,301
than I do for Amanda.

1521
01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:06,203
- Why are you such a cunt?

1522
01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:07,938
What's with this
"I have more respect for you

1523
01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,039
than I do with Amanda"?

1524
01:00:09,039 --> 01:00:10,140
Like, where is this
coming from?

1525
01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:11,341
- Get her, girl.

1526
01:00:11,341 --> 01:00:12,576
Get her ass.

1527
01:00:12,576 --> 01:00:14,244
[dramatic music]

1528
01:00:16,713 --> 01:00:20,784
- [singing] A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

1529
01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:23,653
Lifting you up
to a brighter day

1530
01:00:23,653 --> 01:00:28,458
A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

1531
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:31,194
Turn it around
when you up and say

1532
01:00:31,194 --> 01:00:32,929
Everybody say love

1533
01:00:32,929 --> 01:00:36,700
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

1534
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:40,103
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

1535
01:00:40,103 --> 01:00:41,104
Love

1536
01:00:41,104 --> 01:00:43,607
Can you feel the love



