1 00:00:00,530 --> 00:00:01,530 Hey, guys. 2 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:02,710 Hi, there. 3 00:00:03,010 --> 00:00:06,350 I'm Crow, the Crow Swarm. And I'm the Herb Queen 40. 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,430 We are Mommy and Me. 5 00:00:09,690 --> 00:00:11,050 Mommy and Me. 6 00:00:12,410 --> 00:00:13,530 Hey, them. 7 00:00:16,030 --> 00:00:17,310 We love you guys. 8 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:22,530 Thank you so much for all of your support and being so much. The support 9 00:00:22,530 --> 00:00:26,490 has been astounding, and we are very, very grateful for it. 10 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:29,410 So, something we get asked, like, 11 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:34,110 10 plus times a day is how did this all start? 12 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:43,610 I probably have glitter everywhere. It was very innocent 13 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:50,270 and just kind of happened organically. We do live a naked life and we do love 14 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:54,470 to be naked and hanging out. Nice. 15 00:00:55,410 --> 00:01:00,810 We just we just love to have the openness in our family, in our 16 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:05,250 relationships. There's no fun when there's clothes on. They're restricting 17 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:07,270 and hot. They are. And annoying. 18 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,390 How many times a day do you get a wedgie? 19 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,750 A lot. 20 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:14,990 Exactly. 21 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:20,490 But, yeah, it's just been a long time coming, I guess. 22 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:25,050 Yeah. In a way. And it was, yeah, just a natural evolution. 23 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:27,790 Okay, so, um... 24 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:35,070 Another factor that's been playing in is I, for years, watched 25 00:01:35,070 --> 00:01:37,510 Mommy and Daddy B go to the club. 26 00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:45,690 And one year, I was even tasked to help with body painting. 27 00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:52,230 And I painted Mommy up to look like Harley Quinn. It was... I did pretty 28 00:01:52,230 --> 00:01:53,330 good, if I do say so myself. 29 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:54,730 You did amazing. 30 00:01:57,949 --> 00:02:04,730 Yeah. They have always wanted to come with Daddy B or myself or us together 31 00:02:04,730 --> 00:02:10,870 to the club ever since we started really seeing each other. 32 00:02:12,190 --> 00:02:19,110 But we've decided that instead of sitting here and being 33 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:24,690 boring and just talking about it, we're going to reenact it and show you guys. 34 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:26,710 So. 35 00:02:27,739 --> 00:02:28,739 Here we go 36 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:14,490 I honestly don't even know the name of this movie. 37 00:03:15,770 --> 00:03:18,170 I just opened Netflix and hit play. 38 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,940 Listen, I don't know if that's why I'm using it hard, but it's fantastic. 39 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:42,080 It feels easier to live in your bathtub than to try to name all houses. 40 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:45,780 A girl gets a little more of a picture of a lady. 41 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:49,320 And folks, I can't cancel, so just let it happen. Alright, love you, bye! 42 00:04:03,630 --> 00:04:04,630 Don't hit her. 43 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,380 And we're done. And we're done. Okay, good. 44 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,900 Do I need to be wearing a glitter on something? You only do this for two 45 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:33,080 hours. Do not mess this up. You hear me? This is on you. 46 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,000 Everyone's wearing sequins right now. 47 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:37,580 Oh, sorry. 48 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,360 Did I spray you? No. 49 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:45,080 And she's going to be helping us target that younger demographic, meaning women 50 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,700 in their 30s who wish they were in their 20s. Hey, what's up? 51 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:51,990 I took over your social, so this morning, you tweeted... What is this 52 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:53,170 movie? Where am I leaving? 53 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:55,490 Jeez. I don't know. 54 00:04:55,910 --> 00:04:57,690 That was very, very cringy. 55 00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:04,010 How much have you been doing these things? You know, so I've invited Alton 56 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:05,030 to the QandA with you today. 57 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:07,310 What? And the rest of them. What? 58 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:11,550 That's a permanent part of our lives. 59 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Thank you so much. 60 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:48,180 Introduced to you, the award-winning author, Greta Sins. 61 00:06:09,710 --> 00:06:13,270 Did you see that? He just, like, ragdolled in his arms. 62 00:06:16,230 --> 00:06:17,610 That was kinda sad. 63 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,940 Or intelligence versus. 64 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,240 Same. 65 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:45,060 Really? That. 66 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,660 Break off your shirt. 67 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,820 Do we have questions for Loretta? 68 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,860 Yes, studious looking young lady. 69 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,840 What would you like to ask me? 70 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,700 Can you break off your shirt? 71 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,400 Yes, yes. 72 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,940 They were, yes. 73 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,420 Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy. 74 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:31,400 Yes, The Lost City of D is Dash's final adventure. 75 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:36,740 If there even is a next book, it will open with Glovemore receiving the tragic 76 00:07:36,740 --> 00:07:39,080 news of his untimely death. 77 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:43,560 I just let you do your best, though. 78 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:45,500 Best character I made. 79 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:46,880 Best. 80 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:11,060 She's going to find plenty of fresh young writers full of great ideas. You 81 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:15,100 can transition gracefully into the shirt-on phase of your modeling career, 82 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,220 and I can be lucky. 83 00:08:16,980 --> 00:08:17,980 Everybody's happy. 84 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,780 I'm already filled up. I'm full. I'm a little satiated. 85 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:37,620 Okay, how could I visit ancient Greece? 86 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:39,020 No. 87 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,919 Because ancient Greece is in the past. 88 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:44,660 Just like Dash. 89 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:47,600 Okay, you want to know who else is stuck in the past? 90 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:51,840 You are. You're so afraid of like hurting again and you stop that you're 91 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:52,409 like a... 92 00:08:52,410 --> 00:08:53,410 human mummy. 93 00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:56,750 I don't know. 94 00:09:40,089 --> 00:09:41,570 Listen to those tomatoes. 95 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:43,390 You're right. 96 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,550 No, you're right. 97 00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:00,170 Loretta's safe. 98 00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:40,990 I took him in my soul already? 99 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:43,930 My soul took him? 100 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:46,930 Oh, did this feel creepy? 101 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:50,190 I said, don't make it creepy, guys. 102 00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:55,470 I'm so sorry about the setting. I just flew in. It was a real panic to me. You 103 00:10:55,470 --> 00:10:57,330 didn't have time to dress the place up. 104 00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:00,410 I'm reaching lunch, and so I just got them all. 105 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:04,070 Are you the one who's been emailing me for photos of my feet? 106 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:05,730 No. 107 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:10,400 And I promise, what I'm going to show you is going to make you very happy. 108 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:15,480 But first, I want to tell you about the mysterious room you see before you. 109 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,140 I love it. I love it. I love it. 110 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:20,580 I love it. 111 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,320 I love it. 112 00:11:51,759 --> 00:11:58,300 But there is one obsession in particular that has helped me 113 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,540 Now, uh, that's not really what I was hoping for. 114 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:09,420 So... Let's rewind. 115 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,500 Are you okay with that? 116 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,600 Where am I? 117 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,540 It's not the end of the world. 118 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,680 It's not like it's gonna get us in trouble. 119 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:32,360 I mean, you and Daddy Brad can play around with other people all the time, 120 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,640 right? Did you call for me? 121 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,260 Yeah. That's a little different. 122 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,760 Oh. 123 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:44,120 Oh, yeah. For a reason. My body's so drunk. 124 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:49,540 I'm sorry. I just can wait around and change your mind. That's not true. 125 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,360 Jiggle my belly. 126 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,980 I'm going to be okay. 127 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,080 Jiggle your belly. 128 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,080 Okay! 129 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,940 But 130 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:07,220 it's sad. 131 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:11,670 Sir? 132 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:16,210 We all know I have the worst gag reflex known to mankind. 133 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,150 It's okay, it's not your fault. 134 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,340 The city was filled with lava. 135 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:46,780 As the volcano became active, it was filled with lava and sunken things rose 136 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:47,780 to the surface. 137 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,020 The D exposed itself. 138 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,540 The entire city? 139 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,160 Well, no, just the tip. 140 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:56,640 As soon as I heard rumors of the ruins, I knew I would report the question. 141 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:57,699 The site? 142 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,240 No, the island. 143 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,320 Let's stop that thought. I've got a good deal. This is where the harbor was. 144 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,360 Now, we've been excavating for about a year now. 145 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,060 One of the kidnapping remains left on day one. 146 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,490 Ah yes, same, same. 147 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:12,190 That Raffi doesn't like it. 148 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:16,690 Hey Raffi, he says we're disrespecting his heritage. 149 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,210 But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 150 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:21,030 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 151 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:21,030 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 152 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,150 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 153 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,290 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 154 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,130 no, no, no, no, no, 155 00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:28,670 no, 156 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,310 no, 157 00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:38,190 no, no, no, no, no Shouts. 158 00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:42,050 Uh, leave one hand with them. 159 00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:43,390 That's amazing. 160 00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:46,670 And then what? 161 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:48,870 I really wish. 162 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:53,870 Try and see what an exciting opportunity this is for us. I will detect as far as 163 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,890 the exact location it will take. 164 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,910 It's a mobile graphic system. 165 00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:01,990 Like a cuneiform or a hieroglyphics. 166 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:06,870 Now, if you have other documents that possibly I can compare... Yeah, no luck 167 00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:11,010 there. We need to try and scratch in there. Yeah, well, it's called... It's 168 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,230 used as a depiction of women. 169 00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:18,270 Look, I could wish your dear old, dead, mark-and-knowledge-ist, Coco, was here 170 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,350 to help, but you're not. 171 00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:21,690 So, I'm trying to rat her. 172 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,010 They will come for me. 173 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,110 Who, exactly? 174 00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:30,270 Your many cats? 175 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:31,790 Oh, I... 176 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,160 I have a hamster, asshole. 177 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,680 You have a hamster, asshole? 178 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:41,680 No, there was a cock. 179 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:49,320 You have 180 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:54,980 a hamster, asshole? 181 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,420 That was fucking hilarious. 182 00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:29,930 don't worry 183 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:57,780 I just, it's my fault. Not the kidnapping 184 00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:58,880 stuff, but like... 185 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:03,940 I just need to take it back. I called her. 186 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,420 I'm aware of that. 187 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,380 Yes, that's true. 188 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,840 All right, Alan, I can't be responsible. 189 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:22,120 I just stay in the car. 190 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,900 In the car. 191 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:29,620 Hold it. 192 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,840 Yes. 193 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200 This is me. 194 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,580 Really? Is this what the SEAL teams use? 195 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,280 Only a fool will choose a horse by its color. 196 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,260 Right. Right. You got a thing? 197 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,380 I was on the side back there. 198 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:13,560 The following is treasure, and then there are some missing pieces, and then 199 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,560 rust, and something about gifts. 200 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,320 Rusting wet. 201 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,920 Oh, didn't say. 202 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:25,840 It doesn't say. 203 00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:29,380 I need you to do better. 204 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,040 Then next time we won't kidnap a lone and small list. 205 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:35,680 This shouldn't be this hard! 206 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:39,610 This is not some corpus grave we're looking for as a monument to a great 207 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:44,350 man. Can count on that. This is his car that was the first man to build the city 208 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,249 in the Atlantic. 209 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,810 The eyes of the subject would have turned to any word that had an 210 00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:52,850 appearance, as if it were a tower to hold this crown of fire. 211 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:54,830 All it needs to know is where it is. 212 00:19:56,270 --> 00:20:00,850 I don't know if you recall, but you always said translate it. I translated 213 00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:01,850 it. 214 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:03,630 Translate it. 215 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,270 One day we're going to laugh about this. 216 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:14,030 Something bad's going to happen. 217 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,650 I should go back up. 218 00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:24,370 This is pretty awesome. 219 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,750 Nature? 220 00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:28,090 Rain? 221 00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:33,710 Yeah, you're right. But it's very, very important to me that she knows that I 222 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:34,709 can't do it. 223 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:35,790 What, you like this movie? 224 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:41,890 No. No, I just bought snacks and stuff. And she gets a little grumpy when she's 225 00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:45,450 hungry. Like, pressure drops. I get that. I'm a five-meal-a-day kind of guy. 226 00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:46,710 You keep that, by the way? 227 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:47,910 Okay. 228 00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:50,650 Yeah, that's okay. 229 00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:56,590 You know, boys, I just wanted to, you know, think of me as more than that. 230 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:58,670 Okay. 231 00:20:58,870 --> 00:20:59,870 Okay, 232 00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:04,630 can I at least do where I am? 233 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,720 Oh, 234 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,100 you're just going to start the mission now? 235 00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:16,420 Okay. 236 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:52,980 Thank you. 237 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,970 Oh, my 238 00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:46,352 God. 239 00:23:12,569 --> 00:23:15,370 Great effort. 240 00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:19,670 I was right in front of you.