1 00:05:15,679 --> 00:05:17,360 Oh, Charlie, I'm on time, right? 2 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:22,400 Wrong. You know what I did today? I looked at furniture, at couches that 3 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,160 turn into beds, and chairs that turn into beds, and lamps that turn into 4 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,400 beds, and then, you know, I went to look at wedding rings. 5 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,480 And then look for my trousseau. 6 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:35,800 And you know, Charlie, that's not all I did today. I went to the bank, you know, 7 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:39,700 and I took every last cent I owned, all $427. 8 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,460 So now we can put a down payment on something. 9 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:48,920 Oh, Charlie, it's such a great world, isn't it? 10 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:54,240 Today I feel New York is really my personal property. 11 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,380 Right down Broadway to City Hall. 12 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:05,120 Every supermarket, every five and ten, all of Lincoln Center and the great U.N. 13 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,660 They're all my personal property. 14 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:17,600 The zoo in Central Park is merely my private menagerie. I've carved my 15 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,400 name on every tree. 16 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:26,600 From Yonkers Raceway to Bowling Green, I own everything around and in between. 17 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,160 It's all... 18 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:35,610 personal property the planetarium is mine 19 00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:42,470 alone the old aquarium i also own 20 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:49,470 and since i've been today new york is really my personal property i'll 21 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:55,770 tell you what i'm gonna do since i like you very much 22 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:57,930 so very very 23 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:21,720 Charlie, you know, this is my own personal private wishing well. 24 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:26,800 Hey, let's make a wish and then throw something in after for lunch. 25 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:33,220 Since I like you very much, so very, very much. 26 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:59,360 Walter, there's a girl in there drowning. Don't look, dear. But 27 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,920 Walter... Don't look, I tell you. Don't get involved. It's none of our business. 28 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:30,870 She looks dead. 29 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:32,250 Doesn't she look dead to you? 30 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,130 I don't know. I've never seen her before. 31 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:36,190 Oh, 32 00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:39,950 my God! 33 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:41,169 I'm in Australia! 34 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:43,130 Put me down! 35 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:44,850 Put me down! 36 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,890 Oh, what do you think you're doing? 37 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:52,610 Go away! Don't look at me! Don't look at me! Take it easy, honey. You're almost 38 00:08:52,610 --> 00:08:56,590 drowned. Charlie, where's Charlie? I bet she tried to knock herself off. 39 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:58,830 Apparently over a fellow named Charlie. 40 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,760 Let's move it. Come on, break it up. 41 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:20,180 Charlie, why didn't you do it, Charlie? 42 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,340 Move out of the way. The applicator's all over you. Hey, be careful. She's a 43 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:25,820 crazy lady. Let's go now. Come on, let's go now. 44 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,040 Hey, you all right, miss? 45 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,280 I'm fine. 46 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,500 I'm just fine. 47 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:34,720 Just put it down in your book. The crazy drowned lady feels fine. 48 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:36,760 All right, miss. 49 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:38,560 You care to tell us what happened? 50 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:46,370 Hey, Monty, look for her other shoe, will you? 51 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:48,610 Yeah, Monty, look for her other shoe. 52 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:49,850 What's it look like? 53 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:51,510 It looks like that one. 54 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:55,330 What's it look like? All right, miss, what's your name? 55 00:09:57,670 --> 00:09:58,670 Charity. 56 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:00,790 Charity Hope Valentine. 57 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:02,890 Charity Hope Valentine? 58 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,610 Just write it. 59 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:06,090 Here it is. I got it. 60 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,310 Address? 61 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:10,270 615 West 44th Street. 62 00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:13,250 Occupation? Social consultant. 63 00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:16,410 Where? The fandangled ballroom. 64 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,050 Dance hall hostess. 65 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,430 Oh, you mean you work in one of those tango palaces? 66 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:22,710 It's temporary. 67 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:23,750 Length of employment? 68 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:25,529 Eight years. 69 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:27,790 Suppose you tell me what you were doing in the water. 70 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,350 Oh, well, my fiancé Charlie. 71 00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:35,490 Well, he's not exactly my fiancé, exactly, but we are engaged to be wed 72 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:37,050 the minute his own marriage breaks up. 73 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:41,750 Anyway, we had this rendezvous to meet in the park, and... 74 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:46,740 I was just about ready to make a wish by throwing in this penny, when, I don't 75 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:50,400 know, I guess I must have slipped or something, because I lost my balance. 76 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:55,380 Anyway, naturally, he made a grab for me, and all he caught was my handbag, 77 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,340 and I fell in. That's what happened. 78 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,040 Yeah. Uh-huh. Sure. 79 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,880 Right. Where's my hand spray? 80 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,980 Well, see, he couldn't jump in after me because of his bad back, you know. 81 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,960 Anyway, so he ran off to get help. 82 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:09,740 Where'd he go? The Coast Guard station in Norfolk, Virginia? 83 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:14,620 Come on. Honey, didn't you leave one tiny little detail out of that story? 84 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:15,820 Like what? 85 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,360 Like there ain't one word of truth in it? 86 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,020 Hello, men. 87 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,500 Hey, Nicky, did you hear about Chatterton or a boyfriend? 88 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,620 You're gonna get married. 89 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,900 Oh, all the luck in the world, baby. 90 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,980 He stole her money and pushed her in the leg. 91 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,740 He wasn't for you. 92 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,280 Excuse me, ladies. 93 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,340 Prince Philip just walked in. 94 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,150 So park the gun behind your ears and drag it out on the floor. 95 00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:42,330 Doesn't he ever knock? It's a good thing we're decent. 96 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:45,570 He's gonna call. 97 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:47,150 Who? 98 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:51,590 Charlie, he's gonna call any minute. He's gonna call and he's gonna have a 99 00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:54,690 very perfectly logical explanation for the whole thing. 100 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:57,010 What did I tell you? 101 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,470 Charlie! 102 00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:08,090 You know what your big problem is? 103 00:12:08,530 --> 00:12:10,430 You run your heart like a hotel. 104 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,310 You got guys checking in and out all the time. 105 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:17,650 You always get stuck with the bill. This time it's different. He loves me. 106 00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:24,850 I mean, when somebody has their name tattooed on your arm so it'll be there 107 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:27,430 forever, does that sound like the sort of fella who's gonna push you in the 108 00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:30,290 lake for 427 measly bucks? 109 00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:32,430 Yeah. Uh-huh. Sure. Right. 110 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:33,990 Where's my hairspray? 111 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,290 Forget him, baby. We got a living to make. 112 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,540 If you call this a living. 113 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,160 He's gonna call. You'll see. 114 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:42,140 Sure. 115 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,800 Since I like you very much. 116 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,780 So very, very much. 117 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:06,840 Charlie. 118 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,660 Hey, mister, can I talk to you for a minute? Got a cigarette for me, mister, 119 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:12,640 huh? Hey, mister, do you speak Spanish? Hey, tiger, you want to dance? A little 120 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,940 dance won't hurt you. Come here, cowboy, I want to tell you something. 121 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,240 Oh, 122 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,000 you're so tall. 123 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,580 Let's have some fun. 124 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:23,480 The 125 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:31,820 minute 126 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:34,040 you walked in the joint. 127 00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:39,230 I could see you were a man of distinction. 128 00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:42,450 A real big spender. 129 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:47,250 Good looking, so refined. 130 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:54,470 Say, wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind? So let me get right 131 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:56,110 to the point. 132 00:14:56,890 --> 00:15:02,410 I don't pop my cork for every guy I see. 133 00:15:33,230 --> 00:15:35,930 Do you wanna have fun? 134 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:47,550 How's about a few laughs? 135 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:54,190 I can show you a good time. 136 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:10,360 How's about a few fun laughs, fun laughs, fun laughs, fun laughs, 137 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:17,160 fun laughs, good time, fun laughs, good time, fun laughs, good 138 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,140 time, fun laughs, good time. 139 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,560 What do you say to that? 140 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:29,960 How's about laughs? 141 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:36,310 i could give you some are you ready for some fun how would you like uh let me 142 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:40,490 show you a good time a big spender 143 00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:46,490 the 144 00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:53,310 minute you walked in the joint 145 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:59,950 i could see you were a man of distinction a real 146 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:07,230 big spender good looking so refined you 147 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:13,089 say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind so let me get right 148 00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:19,730 to the point i don't pop my cork for every guy 149 00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:20,869 i see 150 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:27,800 Face it, honey. Charlie the pusher ain't coming anymore. 151 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,880 What's the matter with me? 152 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,220 What am I? 153 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,010 Oh, boy, am I stupid. 154 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:37,610 Boy, am I a pushover. No, not a pushover, exactly. It's just that you're 155 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:42,870 too... Well, I don't know. You just keep on... Yeah, you're a pushover. 156 00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:46,850 If he stole your purse, why don't you call the cops? They can always pick him 157 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:50,610 up. Oh, girl, do you know how many guys are running around this city carrying 158 00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:52,450 pocketbooks? Why'd he do it? 159 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:58,070 Everything he ever wanted, I bought him. $11 shirt, $79 Italian silk suits. 160 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,030 What did I do wrong? 161 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:04,430 I didn't even get up in the middle of the night and find those meatball 162 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:08,170 sandwiches. I really love those meatball sandwiches. 163 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:13,310 I have had it up to here with that creep. 164 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:14,950 Now you're talking. 165 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:19,290 He can go slip and slide his greasy head on somebody else's shoulder. 166 00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:21,230 I'm finished. 167 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,810 I'm through. Do you hear me? 168 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,290 I'm tired of buying him pointed shoes. 169 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:33,650 I'm sorry. 170 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:27,340 Ursula, stop acting like a child. 171 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,040 Vittorio Vitale. 172 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:35,500 Hey, that's Vittorio Vitale, the Italian movie star. 173 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,540 Ursula, I can explain everything. Don't touch me. We're through. 174 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,740 I hate you. Do you hear me? I hate you. She really knows him. 175 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,800 Ursula, I merely said hello to that girl. Hello. 176 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,039 That's all. 177 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:53,240 I do not want to discuss it. You can't walk out on me like this. 178 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:59,320 I can, but just watch me. Just watch me. Watch? Watch? You're not watching. 179 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,520 Where's my taxi? 180 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,560 Daddy! 181 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,080 Daddy! 182 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,660 You are coming back inside. 183 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,520 I am not. Oh, yes, you are. 184 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,200 No, I am not. Yes, you are. 185 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,640 Ow! 186 00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:19,800 Ursula! Ursula! 187 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,080 Ursula! 188 00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:31,190 Oh, scusi signorina, scusi. My pleasure. 189 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:01,340 Are you busy tonight? 190 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,300 Hey, he wants to know if you're busy tonight. 191 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,960 No, you. 192 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,200 Yes, you. 193 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:11,400 Me? Are you busy tonight? 194 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,340 What time? 195 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,800 Right now. 196 00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:17,140 Yeah, right now is very good for me. 197 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,440 Get in. 198 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,520 I'm with him. 199 00:23:35,470 --> 00:23:36,830 Oh, that girl. 200 00:23:37,110 --> 00:23:38,670 She's driving me crazy. 201 00:23:39,030 --> 00:23:42,910 Those wild fits of jealousy. I can't stand it any longer. She's impossible. 202 00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:44,810 That was my first impression. 203 00:23:45,010 --> 00:23:46,830 Childish, neurotic, selfish. 204 00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:48,310 That was my second impression. 205 00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:51,470 Well, it's finished. 206 00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:53,590 She's just not worth it. 207 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:58,810 Well, on the other hand, you know she's not so bad in the looks department. 208 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:03,980 Ah, yes, yes, you're right. She is very beautiful. Well, I mean, if you go for 209 00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:05,540 that sort of thing. No, you are right. 210 00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:09,760 You are absolutely right. She is gorgeous. 211 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:14,860 I think I just screwed myself up. 212 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:38,610 I'm with him. 213 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,390 Who's that with Vittorio? She doesn't look familiar. 214 00:26:13,630 --> 00:26:15,370 Who could she be? What happened to Ursula? 215 00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:22,070 Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who 216 00:26:22,070 --> 00:26:23,070 is it? 217 00:26:23,570 --> 00:26:24,570 It's me. 218 00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:28,450 Wow. This place sure is crawling with celebrities. 219 00:26:28,770 --> 00:26:30,730 I'm the only person here I never heard of. 220 00:30:54,350 --> 00:30:57,590 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 221 00:30:57,590 --> 00:31:03,270 Yeah, 222 00:31:05,810 --> 00:31:06,810 yeah, yeah, 223 00:31:10,450 --> 00:31:13,470 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 224 00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:14,790 Excuse me, Senor Vitale. 225 00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:16,490 There is a phone call. 226 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,570 It's Ursula. 227 00:32:20,170 --> 00:32:21,230 Look how she knows me. 228 00:32:21,510 --> 00:32:23,970 No matter where I go, she knows how to find me. 229 00:32:24,730 --> 00:32:29,570 Well, I know her, too. She'll cry and plead with me to come to her apartment. 230 00:32:32,270 --> 00:32:33,270 What should I do? 231 00:32:33,790 --> 00:32:37,210 Be magnanimous and forgive her, or be aloof? 232 00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:39,490 Aloof sounds good. You think so? 233 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:40,710 The aloofer, the better. 234 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,060 I am not here. 235 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,240 Oh, I really feel great. 236 00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:48,280 I could eat a horse. I was only kidding. 237 00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:49,740 Now we dance. 238 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,060 Yeah, I wasn't hungry anyway. 239 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:52,040 So sorry, really, I am. It's all right. It's all right. 240 00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:54,980 Where are we? My place. 241 00:33:55,260 --> 00:33:56,260 Come on. 242 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,680 Your place? 243 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,260 Just a second. Get in the car. Get out of the car. Go here. Go there. Your 244 00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:07,540 place. You think you can just... Your place and... Anytime you feel like it, 245 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:08,580 huh? Coming? 246 00:34:09,659 --> 00:34:10,659 Yeah. 247 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,920 Good evening, sir. 248 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,458 I'm with him. 249 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:24,460 Oh. 250 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,040 Thank you. 251 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,100 Were there any calls, Manfred? 252 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,480 None, sir. No calls? 253 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,980 None, sir. Are you sure? 254 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,920 Positive, sir. 255 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,659 Well, if there are any, I am not in. 256 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,718 Yes, sir. 257 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:42,980 And bring us a cold supper. 258 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:44,239 Very good, sir. 259 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,060 What did you say your name was? 260 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,660 Charity. Charity Hope Valentine. 261 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,720 Do you like Brahms? 262 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,160 Huh? 263 00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:33,780 The music. 264 00:35:34,860 --> 00:35:36,900 Oh. Oh, yeah. 265 00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:39,900 It's got a great beat. 266 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,680 Leave it. 267 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,420 Well, it'll get all... Leave it! 268 00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:58,220 Sit down. 269 00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:08,640 Talk to me. Tell me what you do. 270 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,720 Oh... That'd just be a waste of time. Why? 271 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:14,700 Because I'd lie. 272 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:17,020 Why should you lie? 273 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,960 Because I really want to make an impression on you, and if I told you the 274 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,520 truth, what I really did, you wouldn't be impressed. 275 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,960 Let me be the judge of that. 276 00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:28,380 What do you do? 277 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,340 Um... What? 278 00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,310 I'm a dance hall hostess. 279 00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:41,830 Oh. 280 00:36:42,310 --> 00:36:44,010 There, you see, you should have let me lie. 281 00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:46,890 I was going to be an assistant dental technician. 282 00:36:47,470 --> 00:36:48,930 Well, that doesn't sound very impressive. 283 00:36:49,550 --> 00:36:51,290 It does to a dance hall hostess. 284 00:36:58,470 --> 00:36:59,470 Champagne? 285 00:37:04,270 --> 00:37:05,570 I don't mind if I do. 286 00:37:06,510 --> 00:37:08,590 Why did you ever take a job like that? 287 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,440 I don't know. 288 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,840 Pickle finger of fate, I guess. 289 00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:16,740 What? Pickle finger of fate. 290 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,960 Don't you know what that means? 291 00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:20,380 Yes, I think so. 292 00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:21,519 Well, I don't. 293 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,520 Not really. 294 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:27,100 But see, these things always seem to happen to me. And I never know why or 295 00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:31,120 how. And people are always coming up to me asking, why did you take up with that 296 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,960 guy? Or how come you wound up in that joint? 297 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,560 And I always felt so dumb saying, I don't know. 298 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,080 But it was the truth, I don't. 299 00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:44,400 I guess you're supposed to know why you do things and how come you wind up 300 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,400 places. 301 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:52,160 Anyway, now whenever anybody says why or how to me, I just say, fickle finger of 302 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,280 fate, and then I don't feel so dumb. 303 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:56,720 I think you just like saying it. 304 00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:58,700 I think you're right. 305 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,460 Fickle finger of fate. There you see. 306 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,440 Fickle finger of fate. 307 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,500 Fickle finger of fate. Fickle finger of fate. Fickle finger of fate. Fickle 308 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:09,500 finger of fate. 309 00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:11,189 You want to try? 310 00:38:11,190 --> 00:38:14,330 Oh, it feels good, really, it does. It cools the mouth. 311 00:38:14,870 --> 00:38:18,670 Oh, try it just once. Fickle finger of fate. Say it. Just once. 312 00:38:20,430 --> 00:38:21,430 All right. 313 00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:24,690 Fickle finger of fate. 314 00:38:24,950 --> 00:38:26,810 That's very nice. It does cool the mouth. 315 00:38:27,310 --> 00:38:29,390 Oh, I got lots of phrases I like to say. 316 00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:33,230 Like if some Weisenheimer down at the Fandango says something dirty to me 317 00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:37,390 sometime or something fresh and I can't think fast enough to answer, I like to 318 00:38:37,390 --> 00:38:38,390 say, up yours. 319 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:43,700 You do? 320 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,780 Oh, yeah, that really works. It fits just about any situation. 321 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,020 But I wouldn't say it to anyone as refined as yourself. 322 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:55,460 Look, I can say fickle finger of fate, can't I? You certainly can. 323 00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:57,260 You have a nice laugh. 324 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,840 You have a nice everything. 325 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:04,380 Why shall we drink, too? 326 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,260 Huh? Oh, I know, I know. 327 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:12,040 To the fickle finger of fate. Bottoms up. Up yours. 328 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,420 It just slipped out. 329 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,040 You're marvelous. 330 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,000 Really marvelous. 331 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,400 Are you? 332 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:26,760 Wow. 333 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:31,060 That is really something coming from the Vittorio Vitale. 334 00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:34,480 What makes you think the Vittorio Vitale is anything special? 335 00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:38,680 Are you kidding? Haven't you ever seen you in the movies? I like to think I 336 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:39,740 have better taste than that. 337 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,420 Oh, you don't know what you're missing. 338 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:45,040 Remember the one you did with that Italian actress, Monica Monicelli? 339 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,420 Monica Monicelli? Yeah. 340 00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:52,520 Passion in Palermo, I think it was called. And there was this scene. She 341 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:58,240 was crying, and you bent down, and you kissed every single one of her fingers 342 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,320 from her pinky to her thumb. You remember that? 343 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:01,900 Fortunately, no. 344 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,460 Oh, boy. I remember it. I'll never forget it. 345 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:11,640 And then you said, without love, life has no purpose. 346 00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:14,720 The things I say for money. 347 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,300 Did that ever hit home? 348 00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:21,280 Did you get me where I live? 349 00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:25,900 I sat through the whole film in six marshmallow bars just to hear that one 350 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:26,900 line again. 351 00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:30,340 Without love, life has no purpose. 352 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,820 Is that what you believe? 353 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,720 Sure, doesn't everybody? 354 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,080 No, not everybody. 355 00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:43,720 Tell me, why do you believe in love? 356 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,100 Everybody's got to have some religion, don't they? And so your religion is 357 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:48,100 love? 358 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,000 Well, I'll tell you one thing, I sure go to church a lot. 359 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,020 You know, I see you sitting here with my own eyes, but I find it hard to believe 360 00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:02,020 that you really exist. 361 00:41:08,810 --> 00:41:12,590 Yes. No, no, thank you, Manfred. I'll take care of it myself. Good night. 362 00:41:17,050 --> 00:41:18,050 Our supper. 363 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,480 May I fix your plate? 364 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,620 What's the matter? 365 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,880 Don't ever believe it. 366 00:42:07,310 --> 00:42:08,310 Believe what? 367 00:42:08,350 --> 00:42:14,690 That I'm here in Vittorio Vitale's bedroom drinking champagne and he's 368 00:42:14,690 --> 00:42:15,690 serving me dinner. 369 00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:18,590 Who won't believe it? My girlfriends. 370 00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:22,330 What can we do about it? 371 00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:29,450 Do you think... What? 372 00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:32,190 That... Yes? 373 00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:36,570 Could I have a personally autographed picture? 374 00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:47,310 you can have me in profile or full face with mustache clean shaven smiling 375 00:42:47,310 --> 00:42:52,010 or sexy i would take that clean shaven full-faced and sexy 376 00:42:52,010 --> 00:42:58,670 for charity for charity um 377 00:42:58,670 --> 00:43:03,410 who was with me tonight in my apartment 378 00:43:03,410 --> 00:43:06,490 alone 379 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:10,840 I swear it. 380 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:14,060 Vittorio... Yes, yes, I know the rest. 381 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,760 Ecola. 382 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,540 You're even right, great. 383 00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:27,680 Oh, what a night for me. 384 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,620 Tomorrow you're moving right into my locker. And every time I open the door, 385 00:43:34,660 --> 00:43:35,660 Pa... 386 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,880 They're gonna think this is a forgery. 387 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,800 Where you going? 388 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:46,980 Wait for me. 389 00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:49,140 I'll be right back. 390 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:52,240 Don't go away. 391 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,880 Hurricane Hazel could strike. I'm not moving. 392 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:47,860 If they could see me now, that little gang of mine. 393 00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:54,940 I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine. I'd like those stumble bums to see 394 00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:59,620 for a fact. The kind of top drawer first rate chums I attract. 395 00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:06,680 All I can say is wow, we look at where I am. Tonight I landed pow, right in a 396 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,740 pot of jam. 397 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,080 What a... 398 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,140 They'd never believe it. 399 00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:38,120 They'd never believe it. 400 00:45:38,620 --> 00:45:40,140 They'd never believe it. 401 00:45:40,660 --> 00:45:42,260 They'd never believe it. 402 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,260 They'd never believe it. 403 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,320 They'd never believe it. 404 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:53,760 They'd never believe it. Do you think this will do? I used it 405 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:54,940 in my first film. 406 00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:05,460 It's a hat. 407 00:46:07,420 --> 00:46:10,060 Eccola. You see? My initials. 408 00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:12,600 It is yours. 409 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,080 Now wait. 410 00:46:15,220 --> 00:46:16,220 There's more. 411 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:13,160 If they could see me now, my little dusty group, 412 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:18,760 traipsin' round this million-dollar chicken coop, I'd hear those thrift shop 413 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:25,200 cats say, Brother, get her draped on a bedspread made from three kinds of fur. 414 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:31,780 All I can say is, wow, wait till the riff and raff see just exactly how he 415 00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:32,960 signed his autograph. 416 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,200 What a buildup! 417 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:01,380 Hi. Ciao. 418 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,900 Boy, this is some terrific mattress. 419 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,980 My initials. 420 00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:12,360 This also is for you. Oh, I couldn't. You must. 421 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,140 Oh, I really, I can't. I insist. 422 00:48:14,540 --> 00:48:15,540 I'll take it. 423 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,000 I'll go see if there's anything else. 424 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,420 If they could see me now alone with Mr. V. 425 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:38,380 He was waiting on me like he was a maitre d'. I hear my buddy saying crazy 426 00:48:38,380 --> 00:48:44,020 what gives. Tonight she's living like the other half lives. To think the 427 00:48:44,020 --> 00:48:49,320 highest brow, which I must say is he, should pick the lowest brow, which 428 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,780 there's no doubt is me. 429 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,000 Thank you. 430 00:50:05,450 --> 00:50:06,450 It never been late. 431 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,260 This is some terrific floor. 432 00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:57,780 Miss Charity Hope Valentine, since I could find nothing else in all of my 433 00:50:57,780 --> 00:51:03,360 possessions that could truly express my warm feelings for you, for what you have 434 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:09,800 done tonight, for what you have given me, I ask you, please. 435 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:11,760 To accept this. 436 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,920 Oh, wow. 437 00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:21,360 I accept. 438 00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:29,560 And may I just say that I never received such a gift in such a gorgeous package. 439 00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:36,060 Mr. Vitale, you've been so terrific to me. 440 00:51:36,540 --> 00:51:41,910 I think that this is... This is the best time I ever spent in my whole life. 441 00:51:43,910 --> 00:51:45,570 No, no, no, no, please. 442 00:51:51,710 --> 00:51:53,350 Suppose you eat your supper, huh? 443 00:51:56,370 --> 00:51:57,370 Pronto. 444 00:51:58,490 --> 00:51:59,590 Well, tell her I'm asleep. 445 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:00,910 No, tell her I'm dead. 446 00:52:01,890 --> 00:52:04,310 Well, tell her... What? 447 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,340 Lock the door. Lock the door. 448 00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:12,980 It's Ursula. 449 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:14,920 She's here. 450 00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:16,540 What should I do? 451 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,180 What should I do? 452 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:23,040 You want my opinion. We don't really need her. 453 00:52:24,140 --> 00:52:26,540 And in my opinion, we don't really need her. 454 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,320 Vittorio! 455 00:52:30,540 --> 00:52:32,540 Vittorio, I know you're in there. Let me in. 456 00:52:33,020 --> 00:52:34,480 Oh, Ursula, go away. 457 00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:36,380 Vittorio, please. 458 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:37,820 No. 459 00:52:45,290 --> 00:52:46,290 Yes, you're right. 460 00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:54,250 In here. 461 00:52:56,270 --> 00:52:58,090 I'll get rid of her as soon as I can. 462 00:52:59,030 --> 00:53:00,090 In a second. 463 00:53:00,830 --> 00:53:03,390 Dario, let me in. Don't treat me this way. 464 00:53:04,210 --> 00:53:05,210 I almost forgot. 465 00:53:07,410 --> 00:53:12,850 If you get a chance, I'd love a cold beer. 466 00:53:18,570 --> 00:53:19,570 Open this door. 467 00:53:25,090 --> 00:53:28,630 Oh, Victoria, what took you so long? What's going on in here? 468 00:53:28,850 --> 00:53:32,490 Oh, is that why you came back? To accuse me again, huh? 469 00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,290 You have someone else in here. 470 00:53:34,590 --> 00:53:39,250 Oh, very well. I picked up a girl off the street, and she's hiding in the 471 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,930 closet. I don't believe you. 472 00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:42,130 Well, look for yourself. 473 00:53:42,230 --> 00:53:43,550 All right, I will. 474 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,000 What's the matter with me? 475 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,000 You wouldn't stoop so low as to hide another woman in the closet. 476 00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:59,000 Oh, I don't know what comes over me. 477 00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:02,620 The thought of you with another woman just drives me insane. 478 00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:05,660 Why do I torture myself this way? 479 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,200 Why? 480 00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:09,340 Why? Why? 481 00:54:11,260 --> 00:54:13,380 I know you really care. 482 00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:15,360 I'd give you anything. 483 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,040 I care, Camille. 484 00:54:19,580 --> 00:54:21,280 Of course I care. 485 00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:24,240 Why can't we discuss this in the morning? 486 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,900 Do you care, Vittorio? Do you really care? 487 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,180 Of course I care. 488 00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:32,480 Of course I care. 489 00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,820 Really? Really. 490 00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:41,060 You know, Ursula, I don't understand why we torture each other this way. 491 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:42,540 Oh, because I'm a fool. 492 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,060 Jealous fool. 493 00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:48,670 How could I have been so foolish as to believe you bring home some... Cheap 494 00:54:48,670 --> 00:54:49,670 little nothing. 495 00:55:35,150 --> 00:55:38,510 Without you, there is no love. 496 00:55:41,210 --> 00:55:48,070 And without love, life has no 497 00:55:48,070 --> 00:55:49,070 purpose. 498 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,920 talk about your foreign movies 499 00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:44,968 Look, sheets. 500 00:57:44,970 --> 00:57:46,370 Must have cost a fortune. 501 00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:02,250 Thank you very much for everything. 502 00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:05,470 I am sorry the way things turned out. 503 00:58:05,830 --> 00:58:06,990 It's hard to figure, you know. 504 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:08,250 Why do you say that? 505 00:58:08,810 --> 00:58:10,230 Because you're you and not me. 506 00:58:17,230 --> 00:58:18,230 For the taxi. 507 00:58:18,290 --> 00:58:20,510 No, you've given me enough already, really. 508 00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:55,330 Well, first we go to this ritzy place where we end up dancing together. 509 00:58:55,610 --> 00:58:57,550 Oh, he is some terrific dancer. 510 00:58:57,990 --> 00:59:00,910 Then we go back to his fashionable east side apartment. 511 00:59:01,110 --> 00:59:05,170 Except it was a whole entire house with so many rooms you needed a compass to 512 00:59:05,170 --> 00:59:06,170 find your way around. 513 00:59:06,470 --> 00:59:10,690 Then we just sort of sat around sipping champagne and talking about life and 514 00:59:10,690 --> 00:59:11,690 things, you know. 515 00:59:11,950 --> 00:59:14,750 Oh, boy, it was some terrific night. 516 00:59:18,110 --> 00:59:22,340 So... Come six o'clock in the morning, guess what he wants to do then? Send me 517 00:59:22,340 --> 00:59:26,040 home in his own personal private limousine. But I say to him, Vittorio, 518 00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:29,000 honey, forget it. I enjoy walking when the sun's coming up. 519 00:59:29,260 --> 00:59:34,000 But to tell you the truth, I didn't actually walk. I mean, I flew all the 520 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:38,060 way home. My feet never once touched the ground. Yeah, well, you keep on smoking 521 00:59:38,060 --> 00:59:41,020 them funny little cigarettes, you're bound to do a little flying. 522 00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:45,220 I knew it. I knew you wouldn't believe I spent the entire evening with Vittorio 523 00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:46,220 Vitale. You swear. 524 00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:50,320 I swear. On your mother's life? On my mother's life. Hey, Wanda, call up and 525 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,320 see how her mother is. 526 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:52,760 All right. Look. 527 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,540 Look. What he gave me. 528 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,040 And look what else. 529 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,160 His cane. 530 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:01,600 And his hat. 531 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,900 Mementos of our evening together. 532 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,400 Oh, oh, oh, his hat. 533 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:08,680 Gorgeous. 534 01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:29,740 believe it oh honey if i was you i'd pass this hat and beat myself to death 535 01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:34,520 with the cane because you are dumb you don't even know what happened forget it 536 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:39,380 baby what you do in bed is your business you see i wasn't even in bed i was in 537 01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:46,220 the closet to each 538 01:00:46,220 --> 01:00:47,220 his own 539 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,560 you could have got was a mink coat. 540 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,560 Oh, what's he going to get a mink coat for? 541 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,040 If you're going to mess with the details, you ain't going to get no 542 01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:59,140 results. I had and I came. If it was me, I'd have walked out of there with my own 543 01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:03,080 beauty parlor. Now you'll never get out of here. It was your big chance, baby, 544 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:07,400 and you blew it. Now you're stuck. Stuck like the rest of us. And it ain't no use 545 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:11,500 flapping your wings because we are caught in the fly paper of life. 546 01:01:13,300 --> 01:01:14,300 Not me. 547 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,440 What'd you say? 548 01:01:18,540 --> 01:01:19,540 Not me. 549 01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:23,920 What chance have we got in a miserable joint like this? 550 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:29,980 I mean, just look at it. Don't look at me. I was always like this. What's the 551 01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:31,120 matter with us? Nothing. 552 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:36,220 If you happen to like a lot of beat-up bras nobody cares about, well, not me. 553 01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:41,060 I'm not going to spend the next 40 years of my life in the Fandango ballroom. 554 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:46,080 I am not going to become the world's first little old gray-haired taxi 555 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,080 dancer. 556 01:01:47,530 --> 01:01:49,210 I am getting out. 557 01:01:49,810 --> 01:01:50,810 Out? 558 01:01:51,490 --> 01:01:53,030 What a nice word. 559 01:01:55,510 --> 01:01:58,450 There's gotta be something better than this. 560 01:01:58,790 --> 01:02:01,710 There's gotta be something better to do. 561 01:02:01,950 --> 01:02:07,570 And when I find me something better to do, I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get out, 562 01:02:07,630 --> 01:02:09,330 I'm gonna get up, get out and do it. 563 01:02:10,490 --> 01:02:13,550 There's gotta be some respectable trade. 564 01:02:13,850 --> 01:02:15,410 There's gotta be something... 565 01:02:15,740 --> 01:02:21,700 Easy to learn And when I find me Something I ever can learn I'm gonna get 566 01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:26,860 up, I'm gonna get out I'm gonna get up, get out and learn it All these jokers 567 01:02:26,860 --> 01:02:32,300 How I hate them With their groping, grabbing Crutching, clenching 568 01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:35,820 Strangling, handling Prumbling, pinching 569 01:02:38,490 --> 01:02:41,490 There's got to be some life cleaner than this. 570 01:02:41,830 --> 01:02:44,770 There's got to be some good reason to live. 571 01:02:45,090 --> 01:02:50,290 And when I find me some kind of life I can live, I'm going to get up, I'm going 572 01:02:50,290 --> 01:02:52,450 to get out, I'm going to get up, get out and live it. 573 01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:55,470 I got it. 574 01:02:55,530 --> 01:03:00,590 I have got it. What? I am going to be a receptionist in one of those glass 575 01:03:00,590 --> 01:03:05,310 skyscrapers, nine to five, my own typewriter, and water coolers, and 576 01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:06,310 office parties. 577 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:18,720 When I sit at my desk on the 41st floor In my copy of a copy of a copy of 578 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:24,540 Dior I'll receive big tycoons and I'll point to a chair I'll say, honey, while 579 01:03:24,540 --> 01:03:30,640 you're waiting How would you like to put it down over there? 580 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:39,240 There's gotta be something better than this There's gotta be something better 581 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:44,980 to do And when I find me something better to do I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna 582 01:03:44,980 --> 01:03:46,900 get out, I'm gonna get up, get out and do it! 583 01:04:03,150 --> 01:04:06,550 You know, a tray full of cigarettes costing 60 cents a pack and keep the 584 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:09,130 change. And all those hats coming in. 585 01:04:09,470 --> 01:04:10,470 Derbies. 586 01:04:11,010 --> 01:04:16,030 Homburgs. Ooh, and that cute little checkered number with the skinny brim 587 01:04:16,030 --> 01:04:17,190 and the feather. 588 01:04:20,030 --> 01:04:24,030 Check your hat, sir. Check your coat, sir. Check your vest, sir. Check your 589 01:04:24,030 --> 01:04:28,370 pants. Check your socks, sir. Check your shoes, sir. I can hold them while you 590 01:04:28,370 --> 01:04:32,470 dance. Check your eyes, sir. Check your ears, sir. Check and see if... 591 01:04:33,550 --> 01:04:40,210 how about it after hours i'll check you and you check 592 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:40,730 me 593 01:04:40,730 --> 01:04:48,550 me 594 01:04:48,550 --> 01:04:53,930 too me too i'm gonna get out too but baby what can you do i don't know i'll 595 01:04:53,930 --> 01:04:58,750 just get me out of here and i'll figure it out later there's gotta be some life 596 01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:03,430 cleaner than this There's gotta be some good reason to live. 597 01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:10,950 And when I find me some kind of life, I can 598 01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:11,950 live. 599 01:05:12,930 --> 01:05:15,990 I'm gonna get up! I'm gonna get up! I'm gonna get up! Get up! 600 01:05:57,770 --> 01:05:58,950 Yeah. 601 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:33,060 La, la, la, la, la, la, la. 602 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:38,840 La, la, la, la, la, la, la. 603 01:07:42,860 --> 01:07:46,260 They have just announced the winners of the Irish sweepstakes. And since none of 604 01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:49,760 you lovely creatures is among the winners, get your keisters back inside. 605 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:53,660 Hey, Herman, in the first place, watch your language. There's ladies present. 606 01:07:53,860 --> 01:07:56,760 And in the second place, we're not so sure we're coming back. 607 01:07:57,020 --> 01:08:00,860 I can always find somebody else. That's the third place. I'm coming, Herman. 608 01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,780 But, Nicky, what about all those plans we just made? 609 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:29,220 Oh, I've got it, Mr. Carmichael. A stenotypist with a guarantee of nine 610 01:09:29,220 --> 01:09:35,960 paid holidays, cost of living escalation, and free maternity care. 611 01:09:36,899 --> 01:09:40,560 Okay, Mr. Carmichael. First stenotypist that walks in, you've got her. 612 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:42,760 Goodbye, Mr. Carmichael. 613 01:10:04,490 --> 01:10:07,670 Now, Miss Valentine, what can we do for you? 614 01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:10,630 I want a job. A nice job. 615 01:10:10,850 --> 01:10:14,950 Of course you do. What nice job would you like? And don't say mine, because 616 01:10:14,950 --> 01:10:15,950 it's already taken. 617 01:10:20,110 --> 01:10:22,490 Well, something in an office. 618 01:10:22,730 --> 01:10:24,730 Good. You type, of course. 619 01:10:24,950 --> 01:10:27,090 No. Take shorthand. No. 620 01:10:28,330 --> 01:10:29,410 Operate calculators. 621 01:10:29,910 --> 01:10:31,750 No. Keep books. 622 01:10:32,450 --> 01:10:33,730 No. File. 623 01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:36,240 Run a switchboard? 624 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,500 Speak a foreign language? 625 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:40,800 No. 626 01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:43,160 Um... No. 627 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:48,640 Ask me some more questions. 628 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:51,540 Look, Miss Valentine. 629 01:10:52,340 --> 01:10:57,400 How about, um... a stenotypist? 630 01:10:57,740 --> 01:11:00,500 Oh. Are you a stenotypist? 631 01:11:01,980 --> 01:11:03,900 Well, not at the moment. 632 01:11:04,350 --> 01:11:06,070 But you do stand at art. 633 01:11:07,550 --> 01:11:10,270 Maybe. Uh-huh. But what do you mean? 634 01:11:12,350 --> 01:11:13,350 What is it? 635 01:11:17,170 --> 01:11:20,830 Um... Where did you go to school? 636 01:11:21,390 --> 01:11:24,150 Public Elementary School, number 84. 637 01:11:24,790 --> 01:11:26,430 I mean, after that. 638 01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:27,870 After what? 639 01:11:30,010 --> 01:11:31,890 This isn't going too good, is it? 640 01:11:33,930 --> 01:11:39,170 Have you ever had any formal training in any field whatsoever? 641 01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:44,590 Well, nothing that comes to mind. 642 01:11:45,070 --> 01:11:47,310 Well, then what do you expect me to do? 643 01:11:47,810 --> 01:11:49,770 I told you, find me a nice job. 644 01:11:50,170 --> 01:11:52,170 But you can't do anything. 645 01:11:52,690 --> 01:11:54,830 Well, but I must be able to do something. 646 01:11:55,950 --> 01:11:58,450 Well, I mean, everybody knows how to do something. 647 01:12:00,150 --> 01:12:01,150 Don't they? 648 01:12:01,730 --> 01:12:03,050 I used to think so. 649 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,080 Look, Miss, uh... Valentine. 650 01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:09,900 Oh, please, Mr. Nicholsby, you've got to find me something. 651 01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:13,740 I don't want to go back to that place where I'm working, you know? I mean, I 652 01:12:13,740 --> 01:12:16,520 want a nice job where I can meet some nice people. 653 01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:19,460 I want very much to change my life. 654 01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:23,380 I'll work hard, I'll work awful hard, and I'll learn quick. 655 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,300 Find me something, Mr. Nicholsby, please. 656 01:12:27,380 --> 01:12:30,440 Oh, is this a gag? 657 01:12:33,710 --> 01:12:34,710 I'm right, Arnold. 658 01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:36,030 It is a game. 659 01:12:36,450 --> 01:12:39,010 Those guys down the hall put you up to it. 660 01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:43,210 Like the time they sent over a guy that studded for a radio announcer's job. 661 01:12:43,910 --> 01:12:47,370 They should know by now I can spot them. 662 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:50,710 You can tell them you really had me going. 663 01:12:54,790 --> 01:12:56,610 It took you a while, didn't it? 664 01:12:59,090 --> 01:13:02,230 Well, you're a very good sport, Mr. Nicklesby. 665 01:13:02,790 --> 01:13:04,570 Listen, you're pretty good yourself. 666 01:13:07,290 --> 01:13:08,710 Well, I gotta do it now. 667 01:13:11,490 --> 01:13:12,990 I have a job, you know. 668 01:13:13,910 --> 01:13:15,270 I got a swell job. 669 01:13:16,850 --> 01:13:18,430 I was just helping him out. 670 01:13:19,590 --> 01:13:24,270 That stuff about public elementary school number 84, that was perfect. 671 01:13:25,710 --> 01:13:26,790 Yeah, it was good. 672 01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:53,250 Miss? 673 01:13:53,470 --> 01:13:54,570 Are you going down, miss? 674 01:13:56,410 --> 01:13:58,370 Miss, I'm afraid I'm going to be awfully late. 675 01:14:03,010 --> 01:14:05,050 I didn't mean to rush you. I hope it wasn't rude. 676 01:14:05,710 --> 01:14:09,550 But I have an appointment, and if I'm late, they'll blow a fuse. 677 01:14:13,450 --> 01:14:14,450 What was that? 678 01:14:14,870 --> 01:14:15,870 We stopped. 679 01:14:16,590 --> 01:14:17,770 Oh, I'd have to say that. 680 01:14:19,370 --> 01:14:20,610 About blowing out a fuse. 681 01:14:20,810 --> 01:14:21,810 What a dumb thing to say. 682 01:14:22,630 --> 01:14:24,830 Press the button over there. It'll get started again. 683 01:14:30,850 --> 01:14:31,850 We're stuck. 684 01:14:32,950 --> 01:14:33,950 Yeah. 685 01:14:38,270 --> 01:14:39,270 Oh, boy. 686 01:14:45,550 --> 01:14:47,650 Kind of stuffy in here. 687 01:14:50,830 --> 01:14:51,830 Isn't that kind of stuffy? 688 01:15:03,970 --> 01:15:07,310 Maximum weight in pounds, 3,500. What do you weigh? 689 01:15:09,210 --> 01:15:10,770 128. Yeah, we're all right. 690 01:15:11,070 --> 01:15:13,770 Of course we are. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. 691 01:15:19,690 --> 01:15:23,110 we're just stuck in the little old elevator 692 01:15:23,110 --> 01:15:29,830 hey are you okay really 693 01:15:29,830 --> 01:15:36,790 who me yeah oh yes i'm fine i have to get used to it that's all because this 694 01:15:36,790 --> 01:15:42,630 is this is the first time i've ever been trapped in an elevator trap trap trap 695 01:15:51,150 --> 01:15:54,030 That thing, you know, where you're scared of small, tight places. 696 01:15:54,390 --> 01:15:55,390 Oh, the claustrophobia? Yeah. 697 01:15:55,630 --> 01:15:57,170 No, no, nothing like that. 698 01:15:58,950 --> 01:16:00,630 Claustrophobia? No, no, no, no, no. 699 01:16:01,350 --> 01:16:05,750 No, I just can't stand small, tight places. 700 01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:11,730 But I can handle this all right, because I know we'll get out of here in a couple 701 01:16:11,730 --> 01:16:12,289 of minutes. 702 01:16:12,290 --> 01:16:13,990 Oh, sure we will. Do you really think so? 703 01:16:14,310 --> 01:16:15,490 Of course I think so. 704 01:16:15,770 --> 01:16:17,870 But if you thought we were really trapped in here, what would you say? 705 01:16:18,850 --> 01:16:20,230 We're not really trapped. 706 01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:22,920 Yeah, well, I know, but if you thought we were, what would you say? 707 01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:26,080 Did I say? We're really trapped. 708 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:30,580 Oh, my God, I knew it! I knew it! Dear, you shouldn't get so excited. 709 01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:32,840 Yeah. 710 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:35,480 Look, isn't this awful? 711 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:40,600 I never act this way, really. I'm a very calm, organized person. 712 01:16:41,460 --> 01:16:47,760 I want you to know that if it really comes down to it, you can depend on me. 713 01:16:48,140 --> 01:16:49,320 I mean, you understand that. 714 01:16:50,410 --> 01:16:52,910 Yeah, I just hope it doesn't come down to it. 715 01:16:55,370 --> 01:16:57,070 Maybe I should yell for help. 716 01:16:57,410 --> 01:16:58,410 Why not? 717 01:17:01,570 --> 01:17:02,570 Help! 718 01:17:06,610 --> 01:17:07,610 Help! 719 01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:17,190 My name is Charity Hope Valentine and... Hey, you're shaking! 720 01:17:17,890 --> 01:17:18,890 All over. 721 01:17:20,490 --> 01:17:22,210 You know what I feel like doing now? 722 01:17:22,810 --> 01:17:24,310 I mean, you know what my impulse is? 723 01:17:25,210 --> 01:17:26,690 To take off all my clothes. 724 01:17:30,050 --> 01:17:32,370 I don't think that would do very much good. 725 01:17:32,830 --> 01:17:35,650 You'd think they'd have a telephone in here, wouldn't you? Never again. 726 01:17:35,910 --> 01:17:39,370 Never going to an elevator again without checking for a phone. Always check for a 727 01:17:39,370 --> 01:17:40,370 phone. 728 01:17:44,130 --> 01:17:45,130 Oh! 729 01:17:45,730 --> 01:17:47,810 Listen, I have an idea. What do you think of this? 730 01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:53,180 climbing out the top of the elevator, shimmying up the cable, and then forcing 731 01:17:53,180 --> 01:17:55,080 the door open on the floor above. 732 01:17:56,060 --> 01:17:59,080 Well, it might work, but gee, I do think it sounds a little dangerous. 733 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:01,300 Then don't try it. Stay here with me. 734 01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:05,800 Hey, come on down there. We don't think it's funny anymore. 735 01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:14,140 If I could just get out for a few minutes, just a few minutes outside, and 736 01:18:14,140 --> 01:18:15,140 then I'd be all right. 737 01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,120 Then I'd come back inside. 738 01:18:18,170 --> 01:18:21,850 Listen, I really think the best thing to do is keep talking about something else. 739 01:18:21,930 --> 01:18:23,870 Then you won't think about it, okay? What's your name? 740 01:18:24,650 --> 01:18:25,790 Your name. What's your name? 741 01:18:27,710 --> 01:18:29,450 Don't you have a name? I don't think so. 742 01:18:29,690 --> 01:18:33,350 Well, sure you have a name. Everybody's got a name. Bruce, Howard, Richard, 743 01:18:33,550 --> 01:18:34,550 Kenny. Oscar. 744 01:18:34,830 --> 01:18:36,950 My name is Oscar Lindquist. Oscar Lindquist? 745 01:18:37,510 --> 01:18:39,850 No, no, no. Let's keep our clothes on, Oscar. 746 01:18:40,130 --> 01:18:41,630 Now, where do you live? 747 01:18:42,110 --> 01:18:46,290 Who? Oscar Lindquist. Where do you live, Oscar Lindquist? Keep talking. Where do 748 01:18:46,290 --> 01:18:47,290 you live? 749 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:55,060 I've got to stop breathing so much I'm going to use up all the air. 750 01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:56,840 Keep talking, Oscar. Keep talking. 751 01:18:57,420 --> 01:18:59,820 That's not fair. You should breathe some of the air. 752 01:19:00,060 --> 01:19:03,760 I can breathe. I can breathe. Now, listen. Where do you work? The Excelsior 753 01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:06,780 Life Insurance Company. Your life is our business. I'm an actuary. 754 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,080 What's an actuary? 755 01:19:08,180 --> 01:19:11,020 I figure out premiums based on the probabilities. Come on, Oscar. Now, 756 01:19:11,020 --> 01:19:11,898 what's a probability? 757 01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:12,539 The odds. 758 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:13,860 The odds on what? Keep talking. 759 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,340 Suppose you wanted a policy. 760 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:20,440 Yes, I want a policy. Go on. It's my job to study your particular situation. 761 01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:26,140 Yes. and then figure out the odds on your meeting with an unfortunate 762 01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:28,260 accident like... 763 01:19:28,260 --> 01:19:35,220 suffocating in 764 01:19:35,220 --> 01:19:36,059 an elevator. 765 01:19:36,060 --> 01:19:37,980 Oscar! Mr. Lindquist! 766 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,500 Are you all right? 767 01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:48,020 This is really my lucky day. 768 01:19:50,540 --> 01:19:54,380 Of all the millions of guys in this town, I wind up with a candidate for the 769 01:19:54,380 --> 01:19:55,380 funny firm. 770 01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:59,160 Not too bad looking, though. 771 01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:01,840 For a food cake. 772 01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:04,760 It's a nice face. 773 01:20:06,020 --> 01:20:07,360 This place is gold. 774 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:09,960 It's a very nice face. 775 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,720 With a place for every feature. 776 01:20:14,620 --> 01:20:16,420 Every feature in its place. 777 01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:24,340 Not a commonplace face His eyes 778 01:20:24,340 --> 01:20:31,120 blue His chins stubborn 779 01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:37,860 and strong His ears, they're 780 01:20:37,860 --> 01:20:44,640 ordinary ears His nose, a 781 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,640 little long 782 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,260 It's a gentle face. 783 01:20:54,540 --> 01:20:56,380 A little square. 784 01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:58,640 A little corny. 785 01:20:59,620 --> 01:21:02,800 It's a sentimental face. 786 01:21:05,820 --> 01:21:07,680 If he'd smile, 787 01:21:08,540 --> 01:21:11,540 he'd look like so. 788 01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:17,480 When he's mad, he'd look like so. 789 01:21:30,860 --> 01:21:33,060 Don't make this a federal case. 790 01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:38,760 It's just another pretty face But you know 791 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:45,200 It's a very very 792 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:50,220 Very nice 793 01:21:50,220 --> 01:21:56,680 face Where am I 794 01:21:56,680 --> 01:22:01,660 do you remember where you were before no Are you still there? My God, don't leave 795 01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:02,980 me. I won't leave you, Oscar. 796 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:06,760 I won't leave you. I promise I'll stay right here in this elevator with you and 797 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:08,140 everything's going to be just fine. 798 01:22:09,660 --> 01:22:10,660 What happened? 799 01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:12,800 I think the lights went out. 800 01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:14,200 Oh, boy. 801 01:22:40,049 --> 01:22:41,250 Help! Help! 802 01:22:43,710 --> 01:22:45,270 Oscar! Oscar! 803 01:22:45,510 --> 01:22:48,190 The lights are on! Push the button! Push the button! 804 01:22:48,590 --> 01:22:49,590 It's moving! 805 01:22:50,090 --> 01:22:51,090 It's moving! 806 01:22:51,410 --> 01:22:52,410 It's moving! 807 01:22:53,490 --> 01:22:54,490 It's moving! 808 01:22:55,170 --> 01:23:01,930 Of course your big 809 01:23:01,930 --> 01:23:03,110 problem is panic. 810 01:23:04,310 --> 01:23:06,190 78% of your... 811 01:23:06,470 --> 01:23:10,390 common household accidents could be avoided by calm, clear-headed thinking. 812 01:23:13,570 --> 01:23:14,570 No. 813 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:17,250 See you around. 814 01:23:20,130 --> 01:23:21,130 No. 815 01:23:30,310 --> 01:23:31,530 Uh, miss? 816 01:23:31,770 --> 01:23:33,210 Miss? What? Uh, 817 01:23:34,010 --> 01:23:35,570 do, do, uh, suppose that we... 818 01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:42,240 Well, you know, you think that maybe that... that I don't suppose that we 819 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:44,860 could... I know you're trying to ask me for something, but you've got to give me 820 01:23:44,860 --> 01:23:45,860 a little bigger hint. 821 01:23:46,940 --> 01:23:49,300 Well, can I see you this Sunday? 822 01:23:50,180 --> 01:23:51,600 Aren't you late for work or something? 823 01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:55,840 Well, I was supposed to go to group analysis, but I guess I missed it. 824 01:23:56,440 --> 01:23:57,600 You going to be all right? 825 01:23:57,880 --> 01:23:58,880 Oh, yes. 826 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,260 It was my last session this week anyway. 827 01:24:01,780 --> 01:24:02,780 I'm finished. 828 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,100 Good. What was your problem? 829 01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:10,360 Well... One of my problems was that I was painfully shy. 830 01:24:11,740 --> 01:24:12,840 And now you're cured? 831 01:24:14,940 --> 01:24:19,000 No, I never had the nerve to bring it up, so I quit. 832 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:22,860 I guess you're busy, Sunday. 833 01:24:24,340 --> 01:24:26,160 Look, can I ask you a personal question? 834 01:24:28,060 --> 01:24:30,040 You're not otherwise affiliated, are you? 835 01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:33,160 Like a wife? 836 01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:34,478 Oh, no. 837 01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:35,820 No, no, no. Nothing like that. 838 01:24:37,130 --> 01:24:38,250 Are you busy Sunday? 839 01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:42,470 No. Oh, well, uh, where do you live? 840 01:24:45,190 --> 01:24:48,470 Maybe you prefer to meet me somewhere. Are you familiar with that little bridge 841 01:24:48,470 --> 01:24:49,470 in Central Park? 842 01:24:51,870 --> 01:24:54,230 Yeah, well, maybe we better forget the whole thing. 843 01:24:54,930 --> 01:24:55,930 Please? 844 01:24:56,410 --> 01:24:57,410 Two o'clock Sunday? 845 01:24:58,090 --> 01:25:00,350 If you're not there, I'll understand. 846 01:25:01,150 --> 01:25:02,150 I'll be there anyway. 847 01:25:03,110 --> 01:25:04,490 I've got nothing else to do. 848 01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:11,460 I must be out of my head. What am I doing here? 849 01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:19,520 Charity! 850 01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:24,780 I'm glad you could make it. 851 01:25:26,300 --> 01:25:31,460 I thought after what happened in the elevator, you might think I was, well, 852 01:25:31,580 --> 01:25:34,300 you know, some kind of a nut. 853 01:25:36,100 --> 01:25:37,100 Oh! 854 01:25:38,470 --> 01:25:39,429 I almost forgot. 855 01:25:39,430 --> 01:25:40,430 Here. 856 01:25:41,790 --> 01:25:43,730 I grow them myself in my apartment. 857 01:25:45,850 --> 01:25:47,610 Do you mind if we get off this bridge? 858 01:25:48,230 --> 01:25:51,310 Oh, sure, sure. Listen, I've made all kinds of plans for today. 859 01:26:17,670 --> 01:26:22,250 Uh-huh. Here it comes. I must have left my wallet in my other pants routine. 860 01:26:25,030 --> 01:26:27,990 Forget it, Charlie. You ain't getting a nickel out of me. 861 01:27:05,870 --> 01:27:06,870 Do you like modern art? 862 01:27:07,330 --> 01:27:09,890 I have several really fine reproductions at home. 863 01:27:11,390 --> 01:27:12,870 Do you know where I'd like to take you now? 864 01:27:13,490 --> 01:27:16,490 Yeah, to your place to look at your reproductions. 865 01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:09,980 Boy, if Nikki and Elaine could see me now. 866 01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:11,320 Who are Nikki and Elaine? 867 01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:14,080 Two. Two of the girls I work with. 868 01:28:15,100 --> 01:28:18,240 Oh, you know, I've been so busy talking, I haven't given you a chance to say 869 01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:19,240 anything. Where do you work? 870 01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:24,960 Well... No, no, wait, wait. Let me guess, because usually I can just look 871 01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:29,200 at a person and tell you right off what they do. Now, I'd say you definitely 872 01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:32,720 work in a bank. 873 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,060 Am I right? Did I get it? 874 01:28:39,850 --> 01:28:43,410 Well, you see, it's kind of a sixth sense. 875 01:28:43,770 --> 01:28:44,770 Which bank? 876 01:28:44,970 --> 01:28:46,350 You familiar with Brooklyn? 877 01:28:46,690 --> 01:28:48,270 No. It's in Brooklyn. 878 01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:49,790 You want to stick a gum? 879 01:28:51,030 --> 01:28:52,029 No, thank you. 880 01:28:52,030 --> 01:28:53,150 See, I... 881 01:28:53,150 --> 01:29:00,670 You're 882 01:29:00,670 --> 01:29:07,610 working 883 01:29:07,610 --> 01:29:08,610 in a bank. 884 01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:09,640 It can be very dangerous. 885 01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:14,420 In the greater New York area, the odds are 1 in 75 that you will be held up at 886 01:29:14,420 --> 01:29:16,280 least once in any 12-month period. 887 01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:18,700 Listen, just living is dangerous, right? 888 01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:23,540 May I see you home? Where do you live in Brooklyn? 889 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:26,280 Oh, it's way far out. 890 01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:28,700 Then it's late. You've got to get up early. 891 01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:30,900 I'll be okay. 892 01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:32,140 Listen. 893 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:39,540 May I see you tomorrow? 894 01:29:39,780 --> 01:29:40,780 Maybe we could go to a movie. 895 01:29:41,460 --> 01:29:43,220 Okay, but one with a happy ending. 896 01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:44,980 I'm nuts about happy endings. 897 01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:46,360 Good. 898 01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:49,180 I'll pick you up at 5 o'clock in front of the bank, okay? 899 01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:57,700 Not yet, Mike. How about we meet at the bridge? 900 01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:01,700 Good night. 901 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:03,520 Good night. 902 01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:06,000 Oh, look, I... 903 01:30:06,460 --> 01:30:08,640 Well, I want you to know I had a very nice time. 904 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,480 Being with you, I mean. So do I, Oscar. 905 01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:13,340 A very nice time. 906 01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:15,060 I had a very nice time, too. 907 01:30:17,460 --> 01:30:18,460 Well. 908 01:30:19,180 --> 01:30:20,180 Well. 909 01:30:24,980 --> 01:30:26,360 You're a lovely girl, Charity. 910 01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:32,020 Sweet Charity. 911 01:30:45,230 --> 01:30:47,390 Gee, for a weirdo, he's very nice. 912 01:31:02,990 --> 01:31:05,870 I just live around the corner. 913 01:31:10,230 --> 01:31:11,710 Sweet charity. 914 01:31:12,710 --> 01:31:14,330 Sweet... Charity? 915 01:31:16,330 --> 01:31:17,870 Sweet Charity. 916 01:31:20,830 --> 01:31:23,250 Hey, Mickey, Elaine, guess what happened? 917 01:31:23,790 --> 01:31:26,770 Something every girl in the ballroom dreams about. 918 01:31:27,110 --> 01:31:28,730 You've been drafted. 919 01:31:29,490 --> 01:31:31,430 No, I met a man. 920 01:31:31,890 --> 01:31:36,050 A nice man. Here it is, folks, the 11 o'clock news. We listen to it every 921 01:31:36,050 --> 01:31:37,710 night. Can you imagine? 922 01:31:37,990 --> 01:31:41,850 I spent the whole afternoon with him, and he never once tried any funny 923 01:31:41,850 --> 01:31:42,850 business. Not once. 924 01:31:43,340 --> 01:31:44,660 All he did was kiss my hand. 925 01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,840 Hey, that's not making a pass, is it? 926 01:31:49,100 --> 01:31:51,000 No. Is it, Lynn? 927 01:31:51,220 --> 01:31:55,460 What? If a guy kisses your hand, would you classify that as a pass? 928 01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:57,800 Depends. On what? 929 01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,580 On where your hand is when he kisses it. 930 01:32:02,480 --> 01:32:04,320 Hey, where was your hand? 931 01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:05,960 On the end of my arm. 932 01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:10,200 Okay, so besides slobbering all over your knuckles, what else does he do? 933 01:32:10,440 --> 01:32:11,460 He's a reactionary. 934 01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:12,920 A what? 935 01:32:13,180 --> 01:32:14,180 He figures out odds. 936 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:17,560 A horse player. No, for an insurance company. 937 01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:19,640 And he also grows flowers. 938 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:21,440 Sounds like a goofball. 939 01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:25,840 He is not a goofball. What does the goofball think of your profession? 940 01:32:26,060 --> 01:32:28,500 Have you told him you're in the rent-a-body business? 941 01:32:29,280 --> 01:32:32,000 Well, it just so happens that he doesn't think anything of it. 942 01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:37,540 She ain't told him. Look, in the first place, he is very highly educated, and a 943 01:32:37,540 --> 01:32:40,500 little thing like that wouldn't bother him. And in the second place, he already 944 01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:41,500 knows. 945 01:32:43,340 --> 01:32:47,700 You told him? Yeah. You mean you really told him? Yeah, I told him. I told him. 946 01:32:47,700 --> 01:32:50,200 When? Tomorrow. That's when I told him. 947 01:32:54,260 --> 01:32:54,760 You 948 01:32:54,760 --> 01:33:02,800 like 949 01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:03,800 peanuts? 950 01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:06,220 Yeah. For our anniversary. 951 01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:11,000 Huh? It's exactly two weeks since we were trapped together between the ninth 952 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:12,000 and tenth floor. 953 01:33:13,300 --> 01:33:17,060 Boy, what a two weeks this has been to. You know, we've been to six movies, four 954 01:33:17,060 --> 01:33:19,520 museums, a lecture on air pollution, and a pet show. 955 01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:22,160 I'd like to do something different tonight. 956 01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:23,500 You want to rob a supermarket? 957 01:33:24,020 --> 01:33:26,700 Would you like to go to church? 958 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:28,000 To church? 959 01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:33,040 It's the Rhythm of Life Tabernacle. It started out as a jazz group in San 960 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:34,560 Francisco, and it turned into a religion. 961 01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:57,840 Baby like let there be light 962 01:34:38,350 --> 01:34:41,870 The title of the sermon tonight will be, we have beat our swords in the 963 01:34:41,870 --> 01:34:44,050 plowshares and the beat goes on. 964 01:34:58,830 --> 01:35:03,990 Daddy started out in San Francisco, tootin' on his trumpet loud and mean. 965 01:35:04,190 --> 01:35:09,350 Suddenly a voice said, go for it, Daddy, spread the picture on a wide screen. 966 01:35:09,630 --> 01:35:14,010 And the voice said, Daddy, there's a million pigeons waitin' to be hooked on 967 01:35:14,010 --> 01:35:15,010 new religion. 968 01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:19,500 Hit the road, daddy, leave your common law wife. Spread the religion of the 969 01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:24,220 rhythm of life. And the rhythm of life is a powerful beat. Puts a tingle in 970 01:35:24,220 --> 01:35:25,980 your fingers and a tingle in your feet. 971 01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:30,520 Rhythm in your bedroom, rhythm in the street. Yes, the rhythm of life is a 972 01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:31,520 powerful beat. 973 01:35:31,740 --> 01:35:37,020 To feel the rhythm of life, to feel the powerful beat. 974 01:35:37,420 --> 01:35:42,500 To feel the tingle in your fingers, to feel the tingle in your feet. 975 01:35:42,740 --> 01:35:44,500 Daddy, go, 976 01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:47,920 go, go, go, feet. 977 01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:53,620 To feel the tingle in your fingers, to feel the tingle in your feet. 978 01:35:53,940 --> 01:35:59,040 Daddy spread the gospel in Milwaukee, took his walkie-talkie to Rocky Ridge. 979 01:35:59,380 --> 01:36:03,360 Blew his way to Canton, then to Scranton, till he landed under the 980 01:36:03,360 --> 01:36:04,380 Manhattan Bridge. 981 01:36:04,990 --> 01:36:08,470 Daddy was a new sensation, got himself a congregation, built up quite an 982 01:36:08,470 --> 01:36:09,930 operation down below. 983 01:36:10,250 --> 01:36:13,910 With a pie-eyed piper blowing, while the muscatel was blowing, all the cats were 984 01:36:13,910 --> 01:36:15,350 go-go-going down below. 985 01:36:15,830 --> 01:36:17,190 Daddy was a new sensation, 986 01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:20,210 got himself a congregation, 987 01:36:21,350 --> 01:36:25,410 built up quite an operation down below. 988 01:36:26,750 --> 01:36:32,090 Daddy was a pie-eyed piper blowing, while the muscatel was blowing. 989 01:36:32,620 --> 01:36:36,320 All the cats were go, go, going down below. 990 01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:40,420 Flip your wings and fly to daddy. 991 01:36:40,700 --> 01:36:43,200 Flip your wings and fly to daddy. 992 01:36:43,440 --> 01:36:48,660 Flip your wings and fly to daddy. Fly, fly, fly to daddy. 993 01:36:48,980 --> 01:36:51,480 Take a dive and swim to daddy. 994 01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:54,260 Take a dive and swim to daddy. 995 01:36:54,500 --> 01:36:57,000 Take a dive and swim to daddy. 996 01:36:57,240 --> 01:36:59,720 Swim, swim, swim to daddy. 997 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:01,000 Hit the floor. 998 01:37:01,310 --> 01:37:04,030 Crawl to daddy Hit the floor and 999 01:37:33,450 --> 01:37:36,570 Fly, take, fly, take, fly, take, fly, take a dive. 1000 01:37:37,070 --> 01:37:39,430 Swim. Take a dive. 1001 01:37:39,950 --> 01:37:42,170 Swim. Take a dive. 1002 01:37:42,610 --> 01:37:43,610 Swim. 1003 01:37:44,150 --> 01:37:45,150 Swim. Yeah. 1004 01:37:45,370 --> 01:37:46,370 Swim. 1005 01:37:46,830 --> 01:37:48,570 Swim. Swim. 1006 01:37:49,290 --> 01:37:51,910 Swim, swim, swim, swim, swim. To daddy. 1007 01:37:54,930 --> 01:37:56,650 Daddy. Yeah. Daddy. 1008 01:37:57,170 --> 01:37:59,450 Uh-huh. Ooh, daddy. 1009 01:38:00,310 --> 01:38:01,430 Hit it, the floor. 1010 01:38:40,459 --> 01:38:46,000 and the rhythm of life is a powerful beat puts a tingle in your fingers and a 1011 01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:50,140 tingle in your feet rhythm in your bedroom rhythm in the street yes the 1012 01:38:50,140 --> 01:38:56,920 rhythm of life is a powerful beat to feel the rhythm of life to feel the 1013 01:38:56,920 --> 01:39:00,900 powerful beat to feel the tingle in your fingers 1014 01:39:12,010 --> 01:39:18,970 To feel the tingle in your feet To feel the rhythm of life To feel the 1015 01:39:18,970 --> 01:39:25,770 powerful beat To feel the tingle in your fingers To feel the tingle in your 1016 01:39:25,770 --> 01:39:31,850 With your wings and fly to your daddy Take a dive and swim to your daddy Hit 1017 01:39:31,850 --> 01:39:32,850 the bar 1018 01:39:59,880 --> 01:40:02,940 Number seven in the top ten religions. Well, we're going to climb to number 1019 01:40:02,940 --> 01:40:04,120 one, Big Daddy. 1020 01:40:04,460 --> 01:40:05,460 I'm here, baby. 1021 01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:11,140 But dig, time is running out on that big LP called life. 1022 01:40:11,640 --> 01:40:15,460 And the greatest disc jockey of them all is going to come and take us by the hand 1023 01:40:15,460 --> 01:40:18,200 and lead us to the flip side of life called eternity. 1024 01:40:19,820 --> 01:40:23,540 Eternity. That big coffee break in the sky. 1025 01:40:24,220 --> 01:40:29,400 Yeah, but before we groove that final date, before we head for that last... 1026 01:40:30,870 --> 01:40:31,910 Eight bars. 1027 01:40:32,410 --> 01:40:34,190 We gotta make our peace. 1028 01:40:34,590 --> 01:40:36,750 Make it, Daddy. Make it, Daddy. Make it, Daddy. 1029 01:40:37,070 --> 01:40:41,610 You know I'm gonna make it. And I want you cats to listen to everything I'm 1030 01:40:41,610 --> 01:40:43,570 gonna lay on you as of this point. 1031 01:40:44,230 --> 01:40:50,030 Number one, thou shalt dig thy neighbor as thou wouldst have him dig thee. 1032 01:40:50,350 --> 01:40:56,830 Number two, thou shalt not put down thy mamas and thy 1033 01:40:56,830 --> 01:40:57,830 papas. 1034 01:41:00,460 --> 01:41:03,460 Number three, thou shall not swing with another cat's chick. 1035 01:41:06,080 --> 01:41:11,220 Number four, thou shall not blow thy minds on school nights and national 1036 01:41:11,220 --> 01:41:12,220 holidays. 1037 01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:16,640 They're a very devout group. Where'd they ever find them? I'm on a mailing 1038 01:41:16,640 --> 01:41:18,400 list. It's a church of the month club. 1039 01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:20,780 And last, come here. 1040 01:41:22,520 --> 01:41:27,660 But not least, thou shall not indulge thyselves in the evil marijuana weed 1041 01:41:27,660 --> 01:41:28,900 commonly known as pot. 1042 01:41:29,230 --> 01:41:32,670 grass, Mary Jane, Al Capulco gold. 1043 01:41:32,950 --> 01:41:37,690 As it is sinful, it is harmful, it's also very expensive. 1044 01:41:40,570 --> 01:41:44,570 So I suggest if anybody's holding, drop it before the fuss arrives. 1045 01:41:45,390 --> 01:41:46,550 Love, babies. 1046 01:42:27,210 --> 01:42:28,210 Are they gone? 1047 01:42:29,610 --> 01:42:30,610 You're shaking. 1048 01:42:30,950 --> 01:42:32,130 I'm scared to death. 1049 01:42:33,370 --> 01:42:34,550 Don't worry. 1050 01:42:34,870 --> 01:42:36,090 I'm right here beside you. 1051 01:42:36,670 --> 01:42:39,470 So just relax and be scared all you want to. 1052 01:42:40,630 --> 01:42:41,690 Thank you, I will. 1053 01:42:45,070 --> 01:42:46,130 Hey, you know something? 1054 01:42:47,310 --> 01:42:49,150 I don't mind being scared with you. 1055 01:42:50,190 --> 01:42:54,390 I mean, when you've got somebody you can depend on, that you know will be there 1056 01:42:54,390 --> 01:42:55,670 all the time, take care of you. 1057 01:42:57,160 --> 01:42:58,540 Then you can afford to be scared. 1058 01:42:59,800 --> 01:43:01,880 I never had somebody like that before. 1059 01:43:02,780 --> 01:43:05,320 I've never had anybody depend on me before. 1060 01:43:07,740 --> 01:43:08,980 I think they're gone. 1061 01:43:09,260 --> 01:43:10,260 You know what I wish? 1062 01:43:10,900 --> 01:43:12,600 I wish we could stay like this forever. 1063 01:43:13,560 --> 01:43:14,920 Oh, do you, Oscar? 1064 01:43:15,660 --> 01:43:20,880 You're the first girl I ever met that I ever trusted and believed in. 1065 01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:26,460 And my whole right side is going to sleep. 1066 01:43:26,890 --> 01:43:28,510 Wait. I scrunched up. 1067 01:43:30,050 --> 01:43:32,610 What was that? 1068 01:43:37,430 --> 01:43:40,030 Oh, Oscar. 1069 01:43:41,930 --> 01:43:45,230 I'm going to tell you something about me I don't think you'll like. 1070 01:43:45,850 --> 01:43:48,070 It couldn't be anything about you I wouldn't like. 1071 01:43:51,610 --> 01:43:54,510 Remember I told you I worked in a bank? 1072 01:43:56,560 --> 01:43:57,800 A bank in Brooklyn. 1073 01:44:05,980 --> 01:44:07,480 What about that bank in Brooklyn? 1074 01:44:09,180 --> 01:44:11,260 We just raised our interest rates. 1075 01:44:13,660 --> 01:44:15,280 Hey! What's the matter? 1076 01:44:15,940 --> 01:44:19,360 Hey, did you hear what I said? I said I wish we could stay in here forever. Did 1077 01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:21,340 you hear me say that? Well, look where we are! 1078 01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:25,520 In a small, tight place of the type I'm usually scared to death to be in, but 1079 01:44:25,520 --> 01:44:26,520 I'm not! 1080 01:44:28,940 --> 01:44:35,640 claustrophobia anymore i'm cured you cured me i don't know but it's gone 1081 01:44:35,640 --> 01:44:42,320 for the first time in my life it's gone it's gone 1082 01:44:42,320 --> 01:44:49,040 here was 1083 01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:55,360 a man with no dream and no plan then one lonely night i found 1084 01:44:55,950 --> 01:45:02,170 Sweet charity, you make life fun for me. Oh, what it's done for me, 1085 01:45:02,310 --> 01:45:04,690 having you around. 1086 01:45:05,170 --> 01:45:11,690 Sweet charity, warm words I've never said lately 1087 01:45:11,690 --> 01:45:17,290 pop off the top of my head. It's incredible. 1088 01:45:20,890 --> 01:45:25,570 Suddenly I'm the guy I never dared to be. 1089 01:45:25,950 --> 01:45:29,850 Watch me touch the sky quite easily. 1090 01:45:30,170 --> 01:45:36,850 So if you are free, sweet charity, please belong to 1091 01:45:36,850 --> 01:45:43,130 me. Sweet charity, please belong to me. Sweet 1092 01:45:43,130 --> 01:45:44,130 charity. 1093 01:45:56,590 --> 01:46:03,410 Sweet charity, please belong to me. Sweet charity, please 1094 01:46:03,410 --> 01:46:09,990 belong to me. Sweet charity, please belong to me. 1095 01:46:09,990 --> 01:46:15,130 Sweet charity, please belong to me, please. 1096 01:46:25,390 --> 01:46:28,330 Charity, I've just about given up ever finding anybody like you. 1097 01:46:29,670 --> 01:46:31,670 I mean, the world's gone crazy. 1098 01:46:31,910 --> 01:46:33,010 Everything's all mixed up. 1099 01:46:33,710 --> 01:46:38,970 I mean, the old standards of decency and morality, they don't seem to mean 1100 01:46:38,970 --> 01:46:39,970 anything anymore. 1101 01:46:41,010 --> 01:46:47,130 When I see the way the girls of the office are passed around and the jokes 1102 01:46:47,130 --> 01:46:50,870 they tell about them, I get sick, Charity. 1103 01:46:53,130 --> 01:46:54,970 Most people would laugh if I told them that. 1104 01:46:56,210 --> 01:46:59,950 I'm not laughing, Nelson. From the moment we first met, I knew you were 1105 01:46:59,950 --> 01:47:03,510 different. I just knew, like the way I knew you worked in the bank. Listen, 1106 01:47:03,870 --> 01:47:06,190 there's something like that. I knew that you believed in the same things I did. 1107 01:47:06,230 --> 01:47:12,090 Things like... Innocence and... 1108 01:47:12,090 --> 01:47:15,170 Tripurity. 1109 01:47:16,370 --> 01:47:18,230 Does that sound corny? 1110 01:47:19,770 --> 01:47:20,770 No. 1111 01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:27,920 Maybe it is, but that's the way I always pictured it would be. 1112 01:47:28,460 --> 01:47:29,580 The way it had to be. 1113 01:47:32,040 --> 01:47:38,580 No one else seems to think those things are important anymore, but... That's why 1114 01:47:38,580 --> 01:47:40,960 you're a very special person, Charity. 1115 01:47:43,700 --> 01:47:44,700 Charity? 1116 01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:47,840 Charity. 1117 01:47:55,530 --> 01:47:59,950 Do you wanna have fun? Come here, cowboy. I want to tell you something. 1118 01:48:00,970 --> 01:48:03,910 How's about if you laugh? 1119 01:48:04,310 --> 01:48:10,070 I can show you a good job. 1120 01:49:07,530 --> 01:49:08,530 Hey, what's the big idea? 1121 01:49:10,330 --> 01:49:14,490 Excuse me, Miss Valentine, but your escort has just shelled out 650 to dance 1122 01:49:14,490 --> 01:49:18,270 with you, and I do not see you dancing. Who dances? You defend yourself to 1123 01:49:18,270 --> 01:49:19,810 music. Now, Miss Valentine. 1124 01:49:20,050 --> 01:49:23,310 You ought to know something, Herman. I don't like it here anymore, so I'm 1125 01:49:23,310 --> 01:49:25,790 giving you my two weeks notice as of two weeks ago. 1126 01:49:27,250 --> 01:49:29,130 This is not a nice place. 1127 01:49:44,590 --> 01:49:45,870 Hey, Charity, listen. 1128 01:49:51,790 --> 01:49:52,790 Hey, baby. 1129 01:49:54,370 --> 01:49:57,130 Charity. Hey, I'm up here. 1130 01:49:59,530 --> 01:50:03,550 Boy, oh boy, am I sick and tired of that musical snake bit down there. What's so 1131 01:50:03,550 --> 01:50:07,810 bad about it? I mean, you dance a little, talk a little, roll your eyes a 1132 01:50:07,810 --> 01:50:11,090 little, swivel your hips a little. Just like that, you can kill a lifetime. 1133 01:50:14,440 --> 01:50:15,780 How are things going with the goofball? 1134 01:50:16,900 --> 01:50:19,500 Oh, you know, a hand kisser. 1135 01:50:20,120 --> 01:50:24,460 Him? Who needs him? I don't need him. I don't need anybody. And if I needed 1136 01:50:24,460 --> 01:50:26,000 anybody, it sure wouldn't be him. 1137 01:50:26,900 --> 01:50:28,020 She's nuts about him. 1138 01:50:31,600 --> 01:50:32,600 It's no good. 1139 01:50:34,100 --> 01:50:36,940 He thinks I work in a bank. So let him. 1140 01:50:38,020 --> 01:50:40,440 Oh, he trusts me. He believes in me. 1141 01:50:41,420 --> 01:50:42,880 I've got to tell him the truth. 1142 01:50:43,690 --> 01:50:46,030 I gotta tell him who I am, what I do, all of it. 1143 01:50:46,370 --> 01:50:48,550 That much truth ain't good for nobody. 1144 01:50:48,770 --> 01:50:54,710 I should have told him before, but... Oh, he's just the nicest thing that ever 1145 01:50:54,710 --> 01:50:55,710 happened to me. 1146 01:50:56,330 --> 01:50:58,510 And I wanted it to last as long as it could. 1147 01:50:59,290 --> 01:51:00,790 Now, wait a minute. Let me get this straight. 1148 01:51:01,010 --> 01:51:02,950 You're gonna tell him you lied to him? 1149 01:51:04,250 --> 01:51:07,030 You're gonna tell him you've been working in this dump for eight years? 1150 01:51:07,370 --> 01:51:08,370 Yeah. 1151 01:51:08,630 --> 01:51:11,910 You're gonna tell him about Frank and Charlie and all? Yeah, yeah. 1152 01:51:13,550 --> 01:51:14,870 Yeah, I gotta hand it to you. 1153 01:51:15,350 --> 01:51:20,050 You are an extremely honest, open, and stupid broad. 1154 01:51:22,290 --> 01:51:23,290 Yeah. 1155 01:51:38,170 --> 01:51:39,170 Charity, what? 1156 01:51:40,150 --> 01:51:41,150 Sit down, Oscar. 1157 01:51:45,030 --> 01:51:46,030 Aren't you going to sit with me? 1158 01:51:47,470 --> 01:51:51,570 I have some very important things to say to you, and if I have to look in your 1159 01:51:51,570 --> 01:51:53,130 eyes, I'll never be able to say them. 1160 01:51:53,590 --> 01:51:54,590 You alone, Liz? 1161 01:51:55,110 --> 01:51:56,110 She's with me. 1162 01:52:01,150 --> 01:52:03,970 Charity, I was asleep when you called. I'm still in my pajamas. Look. 1163 01:52:04,310 --> 01:52:05,310 Look at me. 1164 01:52:08,910 --> 01:52:09,910 Oscar. 1165 01:52:13,190 --> 01:52:14,190 I don't know. 1166 01:52:14,920 --> 01:52:15,920 I never have. 1167 01:52:17,400 --> 01:52:22,220 And I probably never, ever will work in a bank. Oh. 1168 01:52:22,580 --> 01:52:24,820 I don't even have a bank account anymore. 1169 01:52:25,560 --> 01:52:30,900 And whatever money I do have, I keep in an empty jar of instant coffee. Oh. You 1170 01:52:30,900 --> 01:52:32,200 know how I earn that money, Oscar? 1171 01:52:32,420 --> 01:52:33,620 You're a dance hall hostess. 1172 01:52:33,860 --> 01:52:35,420 I'm a dance hall hostess. 1173 01:52:35,700 --> 01:52:37,600 I work in a cheap dance hall. 1174 01:52:38,280 --> 01:52:40,140 And I dance with strange men. 1175 01:52:41,500 --> 01:52:42,720 And I drink with them. 1176 01:52:44,170 --> 01:52:47,250 And sometimes, sometimes... 1177 01:52:47,250 --> 01:52:53,430 Hey, how did you know? 1178 01:52:55,250 --> 01:52:58,330 When you left me in the phone booth, I ran outside looking for you. 1179 01:52:58,830 --> 01:53:01,690 I saw someone, I thought it was you, and I followed her. 1180 01:53:02,310 --> 01:53:05,130 And she went into that... that place. 1181 01:53:05,990 --> 01:53:07,510 And then I knew it wasn't you. 1182 01:53:08,590 --> 01:53:11,550 Except I saw the photographs outside, and it was you. 1183 01:53:14,380 --> 01:53:16,080 I didn't go in. I couldn't. 1184 01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:18,720 I went home. 1185 01:53:22,200 --> 01:53:23,940 I tried to hate you, Charity. 1186 01:53:25,520 --> 01:53:26,880 I tried very hard. 1187 01:53:29,700 --> 01:53:36,060 But... I couldn't. I just couldn't hate you. Yeah, well, maybe you'll have 1188 01:53:36,060 --> 01:53:38,980 better luck tonight when I get finished telling you the rest of it. It's not 1189 01:53:38,980 --> 01:53:39,980 important. 1190 01:53:41,080 --> 01:53:42,080 Not important? 1191 01:53:45,290 --> 01:53:47,450 What about all those things you said? 1192 01:53:47,970 --> 01:53:49,330 Charity, I... Don't look at me! 1193 01:53:52,710 --> 01:53:54,010 Charity, I know what I said. 1194 01:53:56,570 --> 01:54:01,690 But I just can't let you get away. You have to marry me. I've got to tell you 1195 01:54:01,690 --> 01:54:05,950 everything. I don't care what you are or what you've done. If you only knew... If 1196 01:54:05,950 --> 01:54:08,510 you only knew all those guys... 1197 01:54:16,910 --> 01:54:17,910 Charlie, don't cry. 1198 01:54:18,270 --> 01:54:21,850 Please don't cry. I believe you. I know you believe me. 1199 01:54:22,190 --> 01:54:25,030 I'm crying about that other part. What other part? 1200 01:54:58,180 --> 01:55:00,560 You're not just making fun of me, are you? 1201 01:55:01,940 --> 01:55:05,540 Because asking a girl to marry her is one of her most sensitive areas. 1202 01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:09,100 And you really shouldn't say it if you don't mean it. 1203 01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:12,600 I mean, you can seriously hurt a person kidding around like that. 1204 01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:15,940 To tell you the truth, Oscar... 1205 01:55:16,650 --> 01:55:19,530 I don't think I could stand another injury of that nature. 1206 01:55:20,430 --> 01:55:22,670 You know, for the first time, I'm happy. 1207 01:55:23,830 --> 01:55:27,270 I mean, really happy inside, and it's all because of you. 1208 01:55:27,510 --> 01:55:28,510 Don't look at me. 1209 01:55:30,130 --> 01:55:32,030 I can get pretty emotional, too, you know. 1210 01:55:45,290 --> 01:55:47,310 Charity, you know what we're going to do? We're going to get out of this city. 1211 01:55:47,730 --> 01:55:51,330 Oh, I'd like that. We'll move to the country. I'd like that. New Jersey, 1212 01:55:51,410 --> 01:55:52,410 maybe. 1213 01:55:53,050 --> 01:55:57,170 We'll open a nursery, greenhouse, grow flowers. 1214 01:55:57,470 --> 01:56:00,750 You'd like that. The important thing is to forget about the past. I forgot it. I 1215 01:56:00,750 --> 01:56:02,110 forgot it. Because it's not important. 1216 01:56:02,330 --> 01:56:06,170 It's not important. It isn't. We won't discuss it anymore. We won't even think 1217 01:56:06,170 --> 01:56:09,390 about it, especially not think about it. We won't think about it. A lot of men 1218 01:56:09,390 --> 01:56:13,470 couldn't do that, Charity, but not me. I swear I'll never mention it again as 1219 01:56:13,470 --> 01:56:14,470 long as I live. 1220 01:56:18,190 --> 01:56:22,930 Because I need you, Charity. 1221 01:56:25,590 --> 01:56:30,250 I need you, and I love you. 1222 01:56:32,670 --> 01:56:35,910 Besides, it's the first time I got married anyway. 1223 01:56:36,610 --> 01:56:38,790 I'm 34 years old. 1224 01:56:39,770 --> 01:56:44,810 Did you know that the odds are 785? 1225 01:57:20,650 --> 01:57:24,290 Somebody loves me. My heart is beating so fast. 1226 01:57:24,630 --> 01:57:28,810 All kinds of music is pouring out of me. 1227 01:57:29,170 --> 01:57:30,970 Somebody loves me. 1228 01:57:31,970 --> 01:57:33,610 At last. 1229 01:57:34,850 --> 01:57:35,850 Now. 1230 01:57:38,090 --> 01:57:43,550 I'm a brass band. I'm a harpsichord. I'm a clarinet. 1231 01:57:44,790 --> 01:57:48,070 I'm the Philadelphia Orchestra. 1232 01:57:48,450 --> 01:57:49,490 I'm the... 1233 01:57:49,980 --> 01:57:51,480 jazz quartet. 1234 01:57:51,940 --> 01:57:57,340 I'm the band from Macy's big parade, a wild Count Basie blast. 1235 01:57:58,240 --> 01:58:01,140 I'm the bells of St. Peter's in Rome. 1236 01:58:01,800 --> 01:58:04,320 I'm tissue paper on a comb. 1237 01:59:05,900 --> 01:59:07,040 Somebody... 1238 02:00:04,010 --> 02:00:09,630 She's a brass band, she's a harpsichord, she's a clarinet. 1239 02:00:10,830 --> 02:00:16,670 She's the little adult billboard, it's from the modern jazz quartet. 1240 02:01:26,480 --> 02:01:32,780 She's a brass band, she's a harpsichord, she's a clarinet. That's me! 1241 02:01:33,140 --> 02:01:39,720 She's the Philadelphia Orchestra, she's a modern jazz quartet. 1242 02:01:39,960 --> 02:01:46,120 She's the band from Macy's Big Parade of Wild, Count Basie Blast! 1243 02:01:46,340 --> 02:01:47,960 She's the bells of St. 1244 02:01:48,260 --> 02:01:49,260 Peter's in Rome, 1245 02:01:49,960 --> 02:01:52,400 she's tissue paper on a cone! 1246 02:02:56,400 --> 02:02:58,880 You don't have to come in. No, it's all right. It's all right. 1247 02:02:59,120 --> 02:03:00,780 I'll just be a few minutes. That's fine. 1248 02:03:01,500 --> 02:03:08,280 Hey, anybody in there? 1249 02:03:10,980 --> 02:03:11,980 Oh, it's you. 1250 02:03:12,040 --> 02:03:13,680 Hey, Herman, what's going on? How come you're closed? 1251 02:03:14,020 --> 02:03:18,000 My business stinks. I sent everybody home. Oh, but I called Nicky and Elaine 1252 02:03:18,000 --> 02:03:20,820 and I told them I was coming. Hey, you heard the news. 1253 02:03:21,260 --> 02:03:22,380 I'm tired of not hearing. 1254 02:03:22,600 --> 02:03:23,860 I'm getting spliced. 1255 02:03:24,180 --> 02:03:26,270 I'm getting hitched. Oh, yeah, I heard. 1256 02:03:26,510 --> 02:03:29,330 This is him. This is the one. 1257 02:03:30,170 --> 02:03:34,150 Oscar Lindquist, this is Herman, affectionately known as the Fuhrer. How 1258 02:03:34,150 --> 02:03:36,650 do you do? Right. Well, I got some work to do. Wait, wait. 1259 02:03:37,030 --> 02:03:38,690 I gotta get some things out of my locker. 1260 02:03:38,950 --> 02:03:40,470 Okay, but don't take none of the hangers. 1261 02:03:40,930 --> 02:03:43,890 Every time a girl leaves here, she always takes all the hangers. He's kind 1262 02:03:43,890 --> 02:03:47,090 of gruff on the outside, but inside, he's really a very rotten person. 1263 02:03:48,510 --> 02:03:49,830 Herman, would you turn on a light? 1264 02:03:50,130 --> 02:03:51,530 You should know the way by now. 1265 02:03:52,510 --> 02:03:55,790 Eight years of your life you spend in a place and nobody even cares enough to 1266 02:03:55,790 --> 02:03:56,790 turn on a light. 1267 02:03:58,090 --> 02:04:04,210 We really fooled you, huh? We didn't even let you get away without giving you 1268 02:04:04,210 --> 02:04:04,849 a part. 1269 02:04:04,850 --> 02:04:08,370 Oh, you shouldn't have. You just shouldn't have. I told you we shouldn't 1270 02:04:08,370 --> 02:04:09,370 have. 1271 02:04:37,840 --> 02:04:39,700 the hostesses here at the Fandango Ballroom. 1272 02:04:40,520 --> 02:04:47,300 In cooperation with the waiters, Jet the Bouncer, Oving the Cop, 1273 02:04:47,460 --> 02:04:51,580 and our three regular customers since 1949. 1274 02:05:09,710 --> 02:05:10,710 on such short notice. 1275 02:05:12,390 --> 02:05:16,290 It's the cinnamon that counts. I thank you, and Oscar thanks you, and Angelo 1276 02:05:16,290 --> 02:05:17,290 thanks you. 1277 02:05:17,850 --> 02:05:20,850 You know something, pal? For a broad, she's got a lot of class. 1278 02:05:22,070 --> 02:05:23,950 Hey, somebody get Mr. Watson some beer. 1279 02:05:28,230 --> 02:05:32,330 Charity Hope Valentine, we who have lived with you, undressed with you, 1280 02:05:32,430 --> 02:05:35,570 suffered the indignities of this crummy joint with you. 1281 02:05:36,550 --> 02:05:38,210 We who have come to know you, 1282 02:05:40,560 --> 02:05:41,820 On this, you're not to leave. 1283 02:05:45,700 --> 02:05:50,180 We did want to wish you... Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna cry. No, will you quit? 1284 02:05:50,260 --> 02:05:53,340 All over and all over the cake. Get down. Let me down. 1285 02:05:56,120 --> 02:06:01,000 Charity, honey, we just wanted to... God, we're gonna miss you, girl. 1286 02:06:02,820 --> 02:06:05,520 I'll give it, or I'm the one that picked it out anyway. 1287 02:06:06,220 --> 02:06:09,580 Charity, please accept this gift as a token of our estimation. 1288 02:06:39,370 --> 02:06:43,730 this is the first time it's ever happened so in honor of our own blushing 1289 02:06:43,730 --> 02:06:50,670 bride to be miss charity valentine i would like to say wait a 1290 02:06:50,670 --> 02:06:57,570 minute wait a minute chief it's tough for a loudmouth mug like me 1291 02:06:57,570 --> 02:07:04,550 who all the time bellows like a bull to make with the words about 1292 02:07:04,550 --> 02:07:10,140 the missus to be when what you think His an empty heart, his full. 1293 02:07:11,860 --> 02:07:17,360 Tomorrow when you say, I do, I'll die. 1294 02:07:20,000 --> 02:07:24,680 I'm almost too ashamed to tell. 1295 02:07:37,770 --> 02:07:43,590 weddings i walk into a chapel and get happily hysterical the ushers and 1296 02:07:43,590 --> 02:07:49,390 attendants the family dependents i see them and i start to sniff have you an 1297 02:07:49,390 --> 02:07:54,070 extra handkerchief and all through the service while the bride and groom look 1298 02:07:54,070 --> 02:07:57,670 nervous tears of joy are streaming down my face 1299 02:08:21,450 --> 02:08:26,450 So you know he won't jump up and dress and blow. I could marry her. And be 1300 02:08:26,450 --> 02:08:27,830 permanently sorry. 1301 02:08:28,250 --> 02:08:31,030 We would make a really lousy pair. 1302 02:08:31,970 --> 02:08:33,810 But gee, I want to. 1303 02:10:45,960 --> 02:10:50,060 Johnny. Uh, Lindquist. Oscar Lindquist. Yeah. You just make sure you treat her 1304 02:10:50,060 --> 02:10:51,060 right, you get me? 1305 02:10:51,600 --> 02:10:52,600 Yes, of course. 1306 02:10:52,640 --> 02:10:54,940 Because she's entitled. I mean, really entitled. 1307 02:10:55,420 --> 02:10:59,100 If I was to list for you all the rotten deals that sweet, stupid, hard-lucked 1308 02:10:59,100 --> 02:11:01,960 dame's been dealt, if I was to tell you... There's no need, really. 1309 02:11:02,200 --> 02:11:04,740 Oh, yeah, that's right. You know all about it. 1310 02:11:05,040 --> 02:11:07,960 Well, frankly, I was dead set against her telling you anything, but it seems 1311 02:11:07,960 --> 02:11:08,779 you're a saint. 1312 02:11:08,780 --> 02:11:11,460 I mean, she tells you everything, and you say it doesn't matter. 1313 02:11:11,800 --> 02:11:12,960 Right? That's right. 1314 02:11:15,950 --> 02:11:16,950 Say it again. 1315 02:11:17,210 --> 02:11:20,170 Oh, she hasn't been making a pitch for herself. 1316 02:11:21,430 --> 02:11:22,430 Well, at least take it. 1317 02:11:58,540 --> 02:11:59,540 Thank you. 1318 02:12:53,090 --> 02:12:56,890 Have you an extra handkerchief? 1319 02:12:57,680 --> 02:13:02,700 And all through the service, while the bride and groom look nervous, tears of 1320 02:13:02,700 --> 02:13:04,720 joy are streaming down my face. 1321 02:13:05,140 --> 02:13:12,020 I love to cry at weddings, anybody's wedding, anytime, anytime, 1322 02:13:12,200 --> 02:13:14,040 anywhere, anywhere. 1323 02:14:11,500 --> 02:14:13,000 in the halls or on the stairs. 1324 02:14:13,320 --> 02:14:17,300 But that's because one out of every 42 accidents occurs in a public building. 1325 02:14:17,660 --> 02:14:18,639 Oh. 1326 02:14:18,640 --> 02:14:19,640 I'll be careful. 1327 02:14:20,580 --> 02:14:21,580 Look. 1328 02:14:25,100 --> 02:14:26,100 You like it? 1329 02:14:27,480 --> 02:14:34,380 Yeah, well, it's, uh... It's, uh... It caught my eye, you know. You and 1330 02:14:34,380 --> 02:14:35,380 your flowers and everything. 1331 02:14:35,760 --> 02:14:36,760 Oh. 1332 02:14:37,100 --> 02:14:38,220 You don't like it. 1333 02:14:39,240 --> 02:14:43,000 No, I do, I do. It's very flowery. 1334 02:14:48,100 --> 02:14:50,160 Boy, there sure are a lot of questions here. 1335 02:14:51,560 --> 02:14:52,560 Okay, name. 1336 02:14:54,420 --> 02:14:55,420 Charity Hope. 1337 02:14:56,140 --> 02:14:57,140 Valentine. 1338 02:14:57,960 --> 02:15:00,140 Soon to become Mrs. Oscar linguist. 1339 02:15:02,460 --> 02:15:03,460 Age. 1340 02:15:04,520 --> 02:15:05,640 Yeah, what the hell. 1341 02:15:06,400 --> 02:15:07,400 Heck. 1342 02:15:09,840 --> 02:15:11,580 Place of birth, New York. 1343 02:15:11,980 --> 02:15:13,000 New York. 1344 02:15:13,360 --> 02:15:14,360 New York. 1345 02:15:18,720 --> 02:15:20,020 Identifying marks, what are they? 1346 02:15:20,820 --> 02:15:21,820 You know. 1347 02:15:23,240 --> 02:15:24,240 Scars. 1348 02:15:25,480 --> 02:15:26,480 Birthmarks. 1349 02:15:28,300 --> 02:15:29,300 Tattoos. 1350 02:15:33,400 --> 02:15:36,380 Tattoos. I'm gonna have it taken off, Oscar, you know. 1351 02:15:38,240 --> 02:15:39,240 Occupation unemployed. 1352 02:15:40,860 --> 02:15:43,600 It hurts like crazy, they say, but you can have them taken off. 1353 02:15:44,240 --> 02:15:45,240 Charity. 1354 02:15:46,300 --> 02:15:47,300 Okay, 1355 02:15:49,740 --> 02:15:50,740 finished. 1356 02:15:51,980 --> 02:15:52,980 Your turn. 1357 02:15:54,460 --> 02:15:58,280 Boy, I'll tell you, I didn't care too much for the first half of my life, but 1358 02:15:58,280 --> 02:15:59,980 the second half sure is getting good. 1359 02:16:10,160 --> 02:16:11,200 Charity, I can't go through with it. 1360 02:16:15,900 --> 02:16:18,100 Did you hear what I said, Charity? I can't marry you. 1361 02:16:23,840 --> 02:16:28,680 You're nervous, aren't you, Oscar? You know, perfectly natural for the groom to 1362 02:16:28,680 --> 02:16:29,820 be nervous. I can't do it. 1363 02:16:33,139 --> 02:16:34,299 Is this a joke? 1364 02:16:37,020 --> 02:16:40,559 Is this a joke, Oscar? Because if this is a joke, it's a very rotten joke. 1365 02:16:42,540 --> 02:16:47,100 Oh, this isn't a joke. Nobody would joke about a thing like this. 1366 02:16:49,340 --> 02:16:50,340 Is it a joke? 1367 02:16:55,080 --> 02:16:57,980 I know what it is. It's the stupid dress. 1368 02:16:59,020 --> 02:17:00,980 Oh, me and my rotten, crummy taste. 1369 02:17:01,320 --> 02:17:04,120 Why don't we go out and get me another dress, and this time you pick it out, 1370 02:17:04,160 --> 02:17:05,160 okay? It's not the dress. 1371 02:17:08,620 --> 02:17:09,840 It's the way I talk, isn't it? 1372 02:17:10,200 --> 02:17:13,520 I know. I know. Sometimes I say those dumb things. 1373 02:17:13,879 --> 02:17:17,120 You know, but if I went to night school in no time at all... Charity, it's not 1374 02:17:17,120 --> 02:17:18,120 you. It's me. 1375 02:17:19,040 --> 02:17:22,340 What are you trying to tell me? I don't know how to explain it. 1376 02:17:23,320 --> 02:17:26,120 Well, try, Oscar. Holy mackerel, please try. 1377 02:17:26,639 --> 02:17:29,459 Charity, I have this thing, this mental block. 1378 02:17:30,139 --> 02:17:35,340 What? So, there's a lot of that going around. It's a stupid, childish, insane 1379 02:17:35,340 --> 02:17:37,940 fixation. Now, I know it's wrong. 1380 02:17:38,540 --> 02:17:40,379 I know it's not what a person's done. 1381 02:17:40,840 --> 02:17:41,860 It's what's inside. 1382 02:17:42,500 --> 02:17:43,620 But I can't help it. 1383 02:17:44,860 --> 02:17:47,500 Did you hear that? I know it's wrong, and I can't help it. 1384 02:17:51,820 --> 02:17:53,080 I got an idea. 1385 02:17:54,600 --> 02:17:56,059 It's you and me go ahead and get married. 1386 02:17:56,900 --> 02:18:00,959 And then afterward, we'll talk about your fixation, okay? 1387 02:18:01,219 --> 02:18:03,280 I wouldn't do any good. It's all those other men. 1388 02:18:04,980 --> 02:18:05,980 Huh? 1389 02:18:06,459 --> 02:18:07,459 The other men. 1390 02:18:09,000 --> 02:18:12,980 Oh, Oscar, you said that didn't matter. You said that didn't make any... I 1391 02:18:12,980 --> 02:18:16,059 thought if I said it enough, I could convince myself that it didn't matter, 1392 02:18:16,160 --> 02:18:17,160 but it does. 1393 02:18:21,240 --> 02:18:27,080 Oh, you know, Oscar, you're just making a mountain out of a couple of guys. How 1394 02:18:27,080 --> 02:18:28,080 many? 1395 02:18:29,840 --> 02:18:33,600 Huh? How many? I want to know exactly how many. Oh, Oscar, don't talk like 1396 02:18:33,600 --> 02:18:35,440 that in that tone of voice, because I can't... 1397 02:18:40,139 --> 02:18:41,139 How many? 1398 02:18:43,559 --> 02:18:45,680 Well, how far back do you want me to go? 1399 02:18:48,799 --> 02:18:52,059 Oh, God, I'm a terrible person. I have no right asking you things like that. 1400 02:18:52,240 --> 02:18:52,759 Oh, no. 1401 02:18:52,760 --> 02:18:56,840 Oh, Oscar, you can ask me any question you want. I won't hide a thing. You 1402 02:18:56,840 --> 02:18:59,559 don't understand. I don't want to know. I don't want to know anything. Okay, 1403 02:18:59,639 --> 02:19:03,740 then you get nothing out of me. Nothing out of me. I'm very flexible, you know? 1404 02:19:04,280 --> 02:19:05,600 I can go either way. 1405 02:19:05,980 --> 02:19:08,639 You're better off without me, Charity. I'm doing you a favor. Oscar! 1406 02:19:13,799 --> 02:19:18,320 You know, we're on hours in New Jersey, and you know, on days when your mental 1407 02:19:18,320 --> 02:19:21,740 block was bothering you, you could stay in bed, and I'd grow the flowers. 1408 02:19:26,100 --> 02:19:27,100 Oscar, 1409 02:19:28,280 --> 02:19:29,280 listen. 1410 02:19:30,180 --> 02:19:31,180 Oscar, listen. 1411 02:19:33,360 --> 02:19:37,520 I could change the way I talk, and I could change the way I dress, you know? 1412 02:19:38,860 --> 02:19:42,520 But there's certain things a person can't change because they're history. 1413 02:19:44,200 --> 02:19:47,660 And you can't change history, Oscar, no matter how much you want to. 1414 02:19:48,100 --> 02:19:49,100 Charity. 1415 02:19:50,880 --> 02:19:54,280 Oscar, I got so much to give. Please, let me give it to you. 1416 02:19:55,880 --> 02:19:59,340 Charity, I am saving you. I'm saving you from me. 1417 02:19:59,660 --> 02:20:00,820 Don't save me. 1418 02:20:03,400 --> 02:20:04,400 Marry me. 1419 02:20:05,660 --> 02:20:07,060 Don't beg, Charity. 1420 02:20:08,080 --> 02:20:09,720 You're too good to beg to anyone. 1421 02:20:14,480 --> 02:20:17,520 You know, we don't have to get married if you don't want to. I mean, we could 1422 02:20:17,520 --> 02:20:21,200 just, uh... you know, be together. 1423 02:20:24,040 --> 02:20:25,040 Don't you understand? 1424 02:20:26,340 --> 02:20:27,940 I would destroy you. 1425 02:20:28,880 --> 02:20:29,900 But that's okay. 1426 02:20:30,960 --> 02:20:32,600 I'm not doing much now anyway. 1427 02:20:34,160 --> 02:20:35,160 Oh, God. 1428 02:20:46,950 --> 02:20:47,950 Please forgive me. 1429 02:21:29,580 --> 02:21:33,500 Where am I going and what will I find? 1430 02:21:34,120 --> 02:21:38,440 What's in this grab bag that I call my mind? 1431 02:21:38,840 --> 02:21:42,040 What am I doing alone on the shelf? 1432 02:21:42,660 --> 02:21:47,800 Ain't it a shame no one's to blame but myself? 1433 02:21:49,820 --> 02:21:56,580 Which way is clear when you've lost 1434 02:21:56,580 --> 02:21:57,640 your way? 1435 02:22:00,110 --> 02:22:06,810 after year do I keep falling in love for just 1436 02:22:06,810 --> 02:22:13,570 the kick of it staggering through the thin and thick of it hating each 1437 02:22:13,570 --> 02:22:20,470 old and tired trick of it know what I am I'm good and sick of 1438 02:22:20,470 --> 02:22:21,470 it 1439 02:22:40,970 --> 02:22:46,130 Looking inside me, what do I see? 1440 02:23:19,470 --> 02:23:20,470 Baby, it's me. How'd it go? 1441 02:23:21,010 --> 02:23:22,010 Okay. 1442 02:23:22,190 --> 02:23:24,750 Well, what are you doing calling here? You must have better things to do. 1443 02:23:26,330 --> 02:23:28,530 Nikki, I want to talk to you. 1444 02:23:28,890 --> 02:23:30,630 Oh, you want to hear her? She's all choked up. 1445 02:23:31,150 --> 02:23:33,510 Charity, I can't tell you how happy all of us are for you. 1446 02:23:33,770 --> 02:23:36,290 We've been doing nothing else but talking about it all day. 1447 02:23:36,650 --> 02:23:40,110 Tell us about the ceremony. It must have been beautiful. And talk loud. 1448 02:23:49,130 --> 02:23:50,210 It was beautiful. 1449 02:23:51,950 --> 02:23:53,830 It was beautiful, just like in the movie. 1450 02:23:54,450 --> 02:23:57,270 Did he give you a nice ring? Did he carry you over the threshold? Did he 1451 02:23:57,270 --> 02:23:58,270 make you want to get into suicide? 1452 02:23:59,070 --> 02:24:01,130 Oh, yeah. 1453 02:24:01,590 --> 02:24:03,170 Oh, yeah, he did all those things. 1454 02:24:04,030 --> 02:24:05,570 Just like in the movies, you know. 1455 02:24:07,110 --> 02:24:09,490 Well, put the groom on. We want to hear his side. 1456 02:24:10,910 --> 02:24:11,910 Oh. 1457 02:24:13,450 --> 02:24:15,730 Well, I can't. He can't, you know. 1458 02:24:17,640 --> 02:24:19,080 I promise we won't say nothing dirty. 1459 02:24:19,280 --> 02:24:21,420 We just want to say good luck. Put him on. 1460 02:24:22,320 --> 02:24:23,320 Okay, 1461 02:24:25,780 --> 02:24:26,780 just a second. 1462 02:24:29,580 --> 02:24:34,580 Honey, the girls want to say good luck, you know. 1463 02:24:38,100 --> 02:24:42,220 He says he can't, he's shaving, you know. 1464 02:24:44,900 --> 02:24:45,900 Are you happy, baby? 1465 02:24:46,330 --> 02:24:47,770 Are you finally happy? 1466 02:24:49,750 --> 02:24:50,750 Yeah. 1467 02:24:52,550 --> 02:24:53,550 Finally happy? 1468 02:24:54,130 --> 02:24:55,130 I hope so. 1469 02:24:55,770 --> 02:24:59,250 Listen, don't talk to us no more. Any man who's shaving means business. 1470 02:25:00,310 --> 02:25:02,310 So long, baby, and thanks for calling. 1471 02:25:02,530 --> 02:25:04,690 It meant a lot, you thinking about us at a time like this. 1472 02:25:05,030 --> 02:25:08,330 Hey, listen, and if the first one's a girl, you can call it Nick. If it's a 1473 02:25:08,330 --> 02:25:09,610 boy, you can call it Nick. 1474 02:25:25,640 --> 02:25:30,820 Looking inside me, what do I see? 1475 02:25:32,700 --> 02:25:39,700 Anger and hope and doubt, what am I all about and where? 1476 02:26:40,590 --> 02:26:41,590 Good morning. 1477 02:26:41,690 --> 02:26:42,690 Good morning. 1478 02:27:24,400 --> 02:27:25,400 Good morning. 1479 02:27:27,720 --> 02:27:28,940 Good morning. 1480 02:27:29,160 --> 02:27:30,160 Good morning. 1481 02:27:30,680 --> 02:27:33,140 Good morning. Good morning. 1482 02:27:38,560 --> 02:27:39,560 Morning. 1483 02:27:45,680 --> 02:27:46,680 Love. 1484 02:27:49,240 --> 02:27:51,560 Love? Love. 1485 02:28:48,460 --> 02:28:50,280 good morning good morning