1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,179 I've got a pen pal. Did William tell you? No. 2 00:00:04,206 --> 00:00:05,885 This fellow I was at school with. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,399 I did ask her out once. 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,519 Yeah. 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,599 It turns out Judith's a bit of an alcoholic. You want to come back? 6 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,799 You're lucky I let you have owt to do with him! 7 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,399 You're lucky that you've not had him taken off you. 8 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:22,439 'I would be delighted to meet you in Skipton on Monday.' 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,559 I thought I might buy you a few beers. Again. 10 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:29,919 Tell me about when my dad died. It wasn't an accident. She killed him. 11 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,079 I'm very fond of you. 12 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,039 I just don't think I can do this any more. 13 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:38,399 You told Michael bloody Dobson of all people! 14 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,599 Idiot. Snotty bitch. 15 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,240 We're getting married. 16 00:00:45,187 --> 00:01:29,698 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 17 00:01:36,565 --> 00:01:39,205 Well, you don't have to say anything, obviously. 18 00:01:42,045 --> 00:01:43,444 When? 19 00:01:43,445 --> 00:01:45,564 Well, we'd... we'd not worked out the details. 20 00:01:45,565 --> 00:01:48,805 We haven't had time. 21 00:01:51,365 --> 00:01:53,364 Well, you needn't look so worried. 22 00:01:53,365 --> 00:01:55,404 I'm not. I'm, er... 23 00:01:55,405 --> 00:01:58,924 I've just had quite a long day, one way or another, 24 00:01:58,925 --> 00:02:01,765 so I'd just quite like to, um... 25 00:02:03,285 --> 00:02:05,084 Gosh, well, this is, er... 26 00:02:05,085 --> 00:02:08,284 Where's your car? Yeah. Oh, the police have got it. 27 00:02:08,285 --> 00:02:11,044 What about yours? The RAC have taken it to a garage. 28 00:02:11,045 --> 00:02:13,164 In Harrogate? 29 00:02:13,165 --> 00:02:14,723 Well, didn't they offer you a lift? 30 00:02:14,724 --> 00:02:17,083 They're supposed to take you as well as your vehicle. 31 00:02:17,084 --> 00:02:19,485 Well, they may have done, possibly. I don't know. 32 00:02:19,486 --> 00:02:23,165 I couldn't leave Alan on his own. He has a heart condition. 33 00:02:24,205 --> 00:02:28,524 Right, well, you've got each other's e-mail addresses so... 34 00:02:28,525 --> 00:02:29,564 Exactly. 35 00:02:29,565 --> 00:02:32,284 Will you not stop and have a cup of tea? 36 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,844 No. Sorry, Mum, I've got 1,001 things to do this evening. 37 00:02:34,845 --> 00:02:38,284 I've got the Independent Schools Inspectorate coming in, so... 38 00:02:38,285 --> 00:02:40,284 I don't mind stopping for a cup of tea. 39 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:43,844 I wouldn't mind the loo, actually, while we're here. 40 00:02:43,845 --> 00:02:46,364 Well, I'll get the girl over. They'll think we've moved in. 41 00:02:46,365 --> 00:02:50,364 Sorry, Mum, I can't. My car's parked in the middle of the road. 42 00:02:50,365 --> 00:02:52,484 Well, can you not find a parking space? 43 00:02:52,485 --> 00:02:55,004 No. Alan, it's been delightful. 44 00:02:55,005 --> 00:02:58,124 Sorry we can't stay longer, but I really have got a lot to do. 45 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:01,204 Well, that's a shame. Another time, then, happen? 46 00:03:01,205 --> 00:03:03,964 Absolutely. Will you say goodbye to Gillian for me? 47 00:03:03,965 --> 00:03:06,604 Yes! I... I will. 48 00:03:06,605 --> 00:03:10,204 Right, well, looks like I'm being herded out. 49 00:03:10,205 --> 00:03:12,564 Shall I, er... phone you in the morning? 50 00:03:12,565 --> 00:03:15,204 No, tonight. Let me know you've got back all right. 51 00:03:15,205 --> 00:03:16,884 Oh, yes. Yeah, I will. 52 00:03:16,885 --> 00:03:20,405 I mean, nobody's actually congratulated us yet. 53 00:03:21,925 --> 00:03:24,524 Shall we discuss it in the car? Discuss it? 54 00:03:24,525 --> 00:03:28,084 Er... no, you should. She's right. Caroline's right. 55 00:03:28,085 --> 00:03:31,965 Everything'll need... thinking through properly. 56 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,685 Won't it? 57 00:03:36,645 --> 00:03:38,165 Bye, then. 58 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:41,924 Bye-bye. 59 00:03:41,925 --> 00:03:44,244 Congratulations, Granddad. Oh... 60 00:03:44,245 --> 00:03:46,284 Is this Raffy? Yes. 61 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:50,125 How do you do? Isn't he grand? Aye, he's all right, aye. 62 00:03:52,325 --> 00:03:54,244 Well, I'll have to go. 63 00:03:54,245 --> 00:03:55,844 Drive safely. 64 00:03:55,845 --> 00:03:58,124 Thank you. We will. 65 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,165 And you. Ta-ta. 66 00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:03,805 Bye-bye. 67 00:04:11,445 --> 00:04:16,125 It's been quite a day, hasn't it, one way and another? 68 00:04:34,165 --> 00:04:36,764 Bloody hell, Granddad! Married? 69 00:04:36,765 --> 00:04:39,444 How have you managed that?! 70 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,445 I'm not entirely sure. 71 00:04:43,725 --> 00:04:47,164 Well, God alone knows what they must think about us! 72 00:04:47,165 --> 00:04:49,284 You could have stopped and had a cup of tea. 73 00:04:49,285 --> 00:04:50,925 Get in. 74 00:04:57,685 --> 00:05:01,404 We're serious, you know. We're serious about getting married. 75 00:05:01,405 --> 00:05:03,244 Whatever. 76 00:05:03,245 --> 00:05:05,764 I know you think I'm crackers. 77 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:09,285 Mum, I don't think anything. I don't have time to think anything. 78 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:14,964 Have they gone? Yeah. 79 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:18,804 What the hell on earth are you playing at?! 80 00:05:18,805 --> 00:05:20,045 Did you not like her? 81 00:05:20,046 --> 00:05:22,604 Like her? But I don't know her. You don't know her. 82 00:05:22,605 --> 00:05:25,244 You haven't seen her for 60 years. Well, I liked her. 83 00:05:25,245 --> 00:05:28,084 The daughter strikes me as being a bit high-maintenance, though. 84 00:05:28,085 --> 00:05:29,844 She stood you up. 85 00:05:29,845 --> 00:05:31,803 Apparently not. She had you on then. 86 00:05:31,804 --> 00:05:33,605 How do you know she's not having you on now? 87 00:05:33,606 --> 00:05:35,724 What happened was... And that bloody daughter! 88 00:05:35,725 --> 00:05:38,124 Oh, don't get me... started. Trailer trash? 89 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:39,764 What happened was... Bitch! 90 00:05:39,765 --> 00:05:42,404 What happened was... Dad. Don't want to know how she's twisted it 91 00:05:42,405 --> 00:05:46,484 and tried to make you believe black's white. Cos you know what happened. You told me. 92 00:05:46,485 --> 00:05:49,084 I'll tell you later. 93 00:05:49,085 --> 00:05:50,965 You needn't bother. 94 00:06:13,085 --> 00:06:16,125 See you! Ditto! 95 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:40,005 So, you were indiscreet with Michael bloody Dobson? 96 00:06:42,245 --> 00:06:45,804 What did you say to him? I was just a bit tearful. 97 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:48,844 I was hiding in the book room and he came in. 98 00:06:48,845 --> 00:06:53,444 Yes, and what did you say to him? He asked me why I was... and I said 99 00:06:53,445 --> 00:06:56,444 because I'd been seeing somebody and that that somebody had dumped me, 100 00:06:56,445 --> 00:06:58,925 and then I accidentally said "she" instead of "he", 101 00:06:58,926 --> 00:07:01,404 and he said, "Oh, God, is it someone from here?" 102 00:07:01,405 --> 00:07:03,285 and he wouldn't let it drop after that. 103 00:07:03,286 --> 00:07:06,764 Did you say my name? Look... 104 00:07:06,765 --> 00:07:08,524 Did you say my name? Yes. 105 00:07:08,525 --> 00:07:11,644 What exactly did you tell him? 106 00:07:11,645 --> 00:07:13,844 Just... 107 00:07:13,845 --> 00:07:16,085 You're going to have to say it. 108 00:07:17,285 --> 00:07:19,164 That we kissed twice. 109 00:07:19,165 --> 00:07:22,644 Look, he's a mate. I wouldn't have told him otherwise. 110 00:07:22,645 --> 00:07:25,885 He's not going to say anything. Are you cross? 111 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:34,325 No. 112 00:07:49,525 --> 00:07:51,764 Hello? 113 00:07:51,765 --> 00:07:53,564 'Good morning.' 114 00:07:53,565 --> 00:07:55,565 I thought I might pop over. 115 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:01,044 Yoo-hoo! Oh... 116 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:02,644 Is anybody in? 117 00:08:02,645 --> 00:08:06,484 Celia! John. Are you busy? 118 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:11,724 I've just got to the bit where Prothero, that's the main central... character, 119 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,603 has just discovered his best friend's 120 00:08:13,604 --> 00:08:15,765 been sleeping with his mother for the last 15 years. 121 00:08:15,766 --> 00:08:19,084 Oh, dear. Has he, with his own mother? 122 00:08:19,085 --> 00:08:21,565 No. No, no. With Prothero's mother. 123 00:08:22,885 --> 00:08:24,884 Oh, well. There we go. 124 00:08:24,885 --> 00:08:28,524 Um... could you give me a lift to the garage if you're not doing anything? 125 00:08:28,525 --> 00:08:30,124 Only they've sorted me out 126 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:33,404 a little courtesy car, and I've got to get over to Halifax. 127 00:08:33,405 --> 00:08:39,404 Did... Did Caroline explain that I've moved back in? 128 00:08:39,405 --> 00:08:41,244 Yeah, yeah, she did. 129 00:08:41,245 --> 00:08:42,924 Good. 130 00:08:42,925 --> 00:08:45,724 The thing is, it's delicate. 131 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,725 Yeah. 132 00:08:52,645 --> 00:08:56,044 Oh, I made a mistake, Celia. I should never have left her. 133 00:08:56,045 --> 00:08:58,844 I've made such a bloody mess of things. 134 00:08:58,845 --> 00:09:01,205 She's put me in the spare room, which is fine, you know. 135 00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:02,965 It's... it's... 136 00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:06,764 The thing is, obviously, if you felt inclined, 137 00:09:06,765 --> 00:09:09,725 if... if you could put in a good word... 138 00:09:10,725 --> 00:09:14,324 for me... with her. You see, she listens to you. 139 00:09:14,325 --> 00:09:16,884 Huh! When?! No, she does. 140 00:09:16,885 --> 00:09:19,484 Happen once a flood, if it suits her. 141 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:23,005 I just want everything to get back to normal, Celia. 142 00:09:25,645 --> 00:09:28,844 What do you think about my news? What news? 143 00:09:28,845 --> 00:09:30,685 Me and Alan. 144 00:09:34,165 --> 00:09:36,804 Celia's rung. Fan belt's gone again. 145 00:09:36,805 --> 00:09:40,044 She's popping over. When? Now. 146 00:09:40,045 --> 00:09:43,605 What for? Well, because there's stuff to discuss. 147 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,284 Raff came home from school yesterday... 148 00:09:47,285 --> 00:09:49,764 asking questions about when Eddie died. 149 00:09:49,765 --> 00:09:51,284 What sort of questions? 150 00:09:51,285 --> 00:09:52,844 Oh... 151 00:09:52,845 --> 00:09:54,164 Why yesterday? 152 00:09:54,165 --> 00:09:57,085 Because Robbie turned up outside the school. 153 00:09:58,085 --> 00:10:00,364 Saying stuff. What stuff? 154 00:10:00,365 --> 00:10:02,925 The usual crap. 155 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,964 But what if he gets it into his head to start talking about... 156 00:10:07,965 --> 00:10:10,165 other things, like... 157 00:10:11,765 --> 00:10:13,325 what really happened. 158 00:10:14,485 --> 00:10:16,644 He wouldn't be that daft, surely? 159 00:10:16,645 --> 00:10:18,085 Robbie? 160 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:23,084 He'll have messed with Raffy's head more than yours, surely. 161 00:10:23,085 --> 00:10:25,084 He knows that. 162 00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:27,085 I don't think he cogitates that far, Dad. 163 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,084 She actually coming here, specifically, 164 00:10:34,085 --> 00:10:36,564 as opposed to, you know, here in general? 165 00:10:36,565 --> 00:10:39,204 Yeah, yes, here. 166 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:43,645 Cos you do realise, to fresh eyes, the place does look like a dump? 167 00:10:52,045 --> 00:10:54,524 Caroline? 168 00:10:54,525 --> 00:10:57,404 I've got your husband on the phone. He says it's urgent. 169 00:10:57,405 --> 00:10:58,445 Put him through. 170 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,164 John. 171 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,524 You didn't tell me your ma's getting married. 172 00:11:08,525 --> 00:11:10,324 Something happened? 'Yeah.' 173 00:11:10,325 --> 00:11:12,124 Your mother's getting married. 174 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,964 Sorry, is this urgent? It's delightful. 175 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:19,844 It's nonsense. It won't happen. They... You know what she's like. 176 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,964 It... She's all for something one minute, 177 00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:25,364 then half an hour, ten minutes later, she's gone completely off it. 178 00:11:25,365 --> 00:11:29,164 It's like when she wanted to... buy a fax machine. 'Well, I don't know.' 179 00:11:29,165 --> 00:11:31,244 She's driving over to Halifax to see him. 180 00:11:31,245 --> 00:11:33,924 When? 'Now.' 181 00:11:33,925 --> 00:11:35,764 She's picked up a little hire car. 182 00:11:35,765 --> 00:11:37,644 My mother has hired a car? 183 00:11:37,645 --> 00:11:40,684 Well, no, it's a little courtesy car. 184 00:11:40,685 --> 00:11:42,043 Look... God, she'll get lost. 185 00:11:42,044 --> 00:11:44,085 No, it's got a little sat-nav thingy on it... in it. 186 00:11:44,086 --> 00:11:47,004 'And the bloke showed her how it works so...' 187 00:11:47,005 --> 00:11:48,364 Did she take her mobile? 188 00:11:48,365 --> 00:11:51,084 I don't know. Probably. 189 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,884 Don't you think it's... 190 00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:55,244 What? 'I don't know.' 191 00:11:55,245 --> 00:12:00,404 Life-affirming. Properly, you know, proper. 192 00:12:00,405 --> 00:12:02,125 Uplifting. Good. 193 00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:06,085 What it's all for, really. 194 00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:08,965 Caroline? 195 00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:14,364 I don't know. 196 00:12:14,365 --> 00:12:17,964 I don't know. Look, I've got to go. Do you want to go out for dinner tonight? 197 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:21,444 I... No. 198 00:12:21,445 --> 00:12:24,324 Someone at the door. I'd better go. 199 00:12:24,325 --> 00:12:27,245 Bye. Bye. Bye. 200 00:12:30,005 --> 00:12:31,045 Judith? 201 00:12:34,245 --> 00:12:36,364 Hello, Michael. Could I... 202 00:12:36,365 --> 00:12:38,164 see you? Yes, of course. 203 00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:40,284 Beverley's there if you want an appointment. 204 00:12:40,285 --> 00:12:41,845 I meant, er... 205 00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:44,564 now. 206 00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:46,924 What's it about? Well... 207 00:12:46,925 --> 00:12:48,965 it's... 208 00:12:50,045 --> 00:12:51,805 Sure. 209 00:12:59,485 --> 00:13:00,764 Kate. Kate. 210 00:13:00,765 --> 00:13:02,724 What about her? 211 00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:06,404 She has... been saying things. 212 00:13:06,405 --> 00:13:09,765 Things that perhaps you ought to be aware of. 213 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,565 OK. So... 214 00:13:17,325 --> 00:13:19,564 she implied... 215 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,324 Hmm. She said, 216 00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:25,804 and, you see, it's not just me that she may be saying these things to, 217 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,245 and... it could be damaging... 218 00:13:30,805 --> 00:13:34,324 to you if any governors 219 00:13:34,325 --> 00:13:36,524 or parents, et cetera, 220 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,325 or... or... 221 00:13:39,325 --> 00:13:40,485 one of your two boys... 222 00:13:42,805 --> 00:13:44,844 even, 223 00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:46,724 for instance, 224 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,045 got wind of... 225 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,685 What do you want, Michael? 226 00:13:53,485 --> 00:13:56,205 Bigger budget for your Hands Across Europe project? 227 00:13:58,445 --> 00:14:00,884 Head of department when Mrs Aspinall moves on? 228 00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:05,005 Look... I can be... discreet. 229 00:14:06,205 --> 00:14:09,445 Sod off, you little prick. Do you really think you can humiliate me? 230 00:14:10,645 --> 00:14:12,724 Go for it, genius. Spread a few rumours. 231 00:14:12,725 --> 00:14:16,484 It'll say more about you than it ever will about me. This is 2012. 232 00:14:16,485 --> 00:14:19,564 I'm single. She's single. We're adults. 233 00:14:19,565 --> 00:14:22,244 We had a fling. The ladies have landed. 234 00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:24,644 Quite a long time ago, in fact. Get over it. 235 00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:28,084 She spoke to you because she was upset, and this is how you respond? 236 00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:31,484 Bad move. And shame on you, as well. 237 00:14:31,485 --> 00:14:34,445 Leave the door open on your way out. 238 00:14:47,445 --> 00:14:49,725 Psss-choo! 239 00:14:50,885 --> 00:14:54,404 Did I really hurt you? Yeah. 240 00:14:54,405 --> 00:14:57,004 God, that's appalling. 241 00:14:57,005 --> 00:14:58,445 Yeah. 242 00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:02,405 Did it hurt? 243 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:09,004 I suppose "sorry" doesn't even start to... 244 00:15:09,005 --> 00:15:12,565 Well, you know, it's complex. I understand that. 245 00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:17,685 Judith, I'm not entirely comfortable about you being here in Caroline's kitchen. 246 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:22,164 Why? Is she here? No, of course not. She's at work. 247 00:15:22,165 --> 00:15:24,764 No-one's here. It is your kitchen, though, isn't it? 248 00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:28,804 As much as it is hers? You take the point. 249 00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:30,644 I want you to come back. No. 250 00:15:30,645 --> 00:15:32,764 I don't want to be like this any more. 251 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,285 Well, yes, of course you don't, and you shouldn't, but... 252 00:15:39,325 --> 00:15:41,084 Judith, I'd have left anyway. 253 00:15:41,085 --> 00:15:44,564 Why? Because it had run its course. 254 00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:48,364 You think you can just pick people up like that, and then just drop them? 255 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,884 Well, certainly when people start hitting people, yes. 256 00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:54,165 It makes it more of an option. 257 00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:59,925 Why have you come back here? We went through this. 258 00:16:01,005 --> 00:16:03,164 Did we? It's where I belong. 259 00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:05,644 You always said it stifled you. 260 00:16:05,645 --> 00:16:07,804 I think I've come full circle with Caroline. 261 00:16:07,805 --> 00:16:12,604 I don't get it, because we were so good and happy and exciting together. 262 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,244 And you like a drink just as much as I do. 263 00:16:15,245 --> 00:16:19,125 Not... quite as much as you do. 264 00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:22,524 I just... 265 00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:25,364 I just don't know what I've got to look forward to, John. 266 00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:27,004 I'm serious. 267 00:16:27,005 --> 00:16:29,404 I'm 43 years old, 268 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,844 and... I'm between jobs, 269 00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:37,085 and my life just lurches from one embarrassing mishap to the next. 270 00:16:38,325 --> 00:16:40,524 And I'm bored! 271 00:16:40,525 --> 00:16:42,925 Bored of wondering what the point is. 272 00:17:01,885 --> 00:17:05,004 - What you doing? - I've been in the attic. 273 00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:06,444 Oh, have you? Yeah. 274 00:17:06,445 --> 00:17:09,764 Up that bloody old ladder? You know you're not supposed to go up... 275 00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:12,004 Let me have that. No, I can manage. 276 00:17:12,005 --> 00:17:13,884 You sit down. Come on, down here. 277 00:17:13,885 --> 00:17:16,844 It's all those old photos. Yeah, yeah, I know what it is. 278 00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:20,004 Oh, my God. I haven't seen this for years. 279 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:23,004 Me neither. It were under a load of stuff. 280 00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:25,324 You should have shouted me. Yeah. 281 00:17:25,325 --> 00:17:26,405 I was only in the yard. 282 00:17:26,406 --> 00:17:29,964 You know you're not supposed to go hoicking stuff around. 283 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,684 I was certain I had a picture of her. 284 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:36,284 There were a few of us in a row, sitting on a bench, 285 00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:38,164 up at t'park in Elland. 286 00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:41,005 Oh, look. It's Ma. Ah. 287 00:17:42,445 --> 00:17:44,165 How old would she have been there? 288 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:48,484 Well, that's, er... What does it say on t'back? 289 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,324 1953. 290 00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:55,204 16. There, you see. That's round about the time that I last saw Celia. 291 00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:57,044 Ah, she's younger than Raffy. 292 00:17:57,045 --> 00:17:58,964 Oh, aye. Isn't she pretty? 293 00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:00,765 Ah, she were lovely. 294 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,564 Oh, my God. 295 00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:07,444 I've not seen this for years. Your wedding photo. 296 00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:09,925 Oh, weren't you both lovely? 297 00:18:11,045 --> 00:18:12,885 We ought to have this up somewhere. 298 00:18:12,886 --> 00:18:15,244 In a frame. 299 00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:18,964 Blimey. Look at my mother's dress. Hey, now, then. 300 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:23,204 School photo. We'll all be on here - me, your mum and Celia. 301 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,324 Let's have a butcher's. 302 00:18:25,325 --> 00:18:27,404 Oh, my God. 303 00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:30,084 Look at all them shorts and little knees. 304 00:18:30,085 --> 00:18:32,324 Yeah, yeah. Eeh, that's me. 305 00:18:32,325 --> 00:18:34,564 Look. Ah! 306 00:18:34,565 --> 00:18:38,004 Aren't you sweet? Hey, here, what you on about? 307 00:18:38,005 --> 00:18:41,805 I looked manly. I meant... I meant manly. I said "manly". 308 00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:46,764 You don't look manly, Dad. You're 12 years old. 309 00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:49,724 Hey, there's Eileen and there's... 310 00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:52,764 It is. That's her, that's her. That's Celia. 311 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:53,924 Ah. 312 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:57,525 And that's Doreen Wilkinson in between. 313 00:19:00,245 --> 00:19:02,165 He's dead. 314 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,725 He's dead. 315 00:19:07,245 --> 00:19:09,165 She died. 316 00:19:11,085 --> 00:19:13,085 He went down south. Mm. 317 00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:18,484 Right, look, I... I'd better get on. 318 00:19:18,485 --> 00:19:19,844 Mm? Oh. 319 00:19:19,845 --> 00:19:22,804 Are you going to tidy it up, or are you not bothering? 320 00:19:22,805 --> 00:19:24,725 Well, I thought I'd tidied. Did you? 321 00:19:24,726 --> 00:19:26,404 Oh, OK. 322 00:19:26,405 --> 00:19:29,724 But is it not... No, it's fine. 323 00:19:29,725 --> 00:19:32,764 Right, enjoy. Ta-ra. 324 00:19:32,765 --> 00:19:33,925 Ha. 325 00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:39,925 Oh... 326 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,485 Hello. 327 00:20:22,285 --> 00:20:26,324 I lay awake half the night, wondering if I'd dreamt it. 328 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:27,764 So did I. Did you? 329 00:20:27,765 --> 00:20:34,525 Well, no. It were more laying awake wondering if I'd got the wrong end of the stick. 330 00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:38,085 I tidied up. 331 00:20:39,645 --> 00:20:41,244 You've got a lovely view. 332 00:20:41,245 --> 00:20:43,204 Oh, it's bitter in winter. 333 00:20:43,205 --> 00:20:46,404 Have you given any thought as to where we might live? 334 00:20:46,405 --> 00:20:50,724 We've a few options. There's my little house up Barkisland. 335 00:20:50,725 --> 00:20:52,964 There's my flat at Caroline's. 336 00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:56,084 Then there's here. There's room. Oh. 337 00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:58,364 Would your Gillian like that? Oh, aye. 338 00:20:58,365 --> 00:21:01,444 I have money in the farm, so she couldn't really object. 339 00:21:01,445 --> 00:21:05,084 Not that she would. Well, I'm the same. 340 00:21:05,085 --> 00:21:08,204 They'd never have been able to buy that big house in Harrogate without my input. 341 00:21:08,205 --> 00:21:10,484 If we did want to live in my little house, 342 00:21:10,485 --> 00:21:13,044 I'd have to give Darren and Kimberley a month's notice... 343 00:21:13,045 --> 00:21:14,604 the tenants. 344 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:17,524 Which I'd do, but they've just had a baby. 345 00:21:17,525 --> 00:21:18,965 Oh. 346 00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:25,044 What were you saying about car insurance on the phone? 347 00:21:25,045 --> 00:21:27,484 Oh. Well. 348 00:21:27,485 --> 00:21:29,924 What Steve said, Steve at the garage... 349 00:21:29,925 --> 00:21:32,684 What's he got to do with insurance? Oh, nothing. 350 00:21:32,685 --> 00:21:36,684 He was just saying that because I drove into the back of your vehicle, 351 00:21:36,685 --> 00:21:40,644 at my age, not only might they bump up my premiums, 352 00:21:40,645 --> 00:21:44,684 they might refuse to insure me altogether another time. 353 00:21:44,685 --> 00:21:47,125 It's my only little bit of independence, this driving, 354 00:21:47,126 --> 00:21:50,004 so, I was wondering... 355 00:21:50,005 --> 00:21:51,644 I won't claim. 356 00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:54,444 I mean, I will pay for the damage. No, you won't! 357 00:21:54,445 --> 00:21:57,484 Oh, I will. Do you fancy arguing about it? 358 00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:58,765 Over lunch, out? 359 00:21:58,766 --> 00:22:02,524 Gillian says we can take the Land Rover. She doesn't need it this aft'. 360 00:22:02,525 --> 00:22:04,484 Or there's my little courtesy car. 361 00:22:04,485 --> 00:22:07,365 We have too many decisions. We're spoilt for choice. 362 00:22:09,485 --> 00:22:12,124 Well, I've never been in a Land Rover. 363 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:14,405 Oh, it's right uncomfortable. 364 00:22:16,365 --> 00:22:19,364 * No, sir, I could tear apart MCs 365 00:22:19,365 --> 00:22:22,564 * But I'd rather read a book on childcare by Kerry Katona 366 00:22:22,565 --> 00:22:24,443 * No niceness, cos I ran out of it Dumb it down a bit 367 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,963 * Ain't something I'm prepared to do 368 00:22:25,964 --> 00:22:27,485 * Cos I ain't ever gonna run out of lip 369 00:22:27,486 --> 00:22:30,325 * Here's something... * 370 00:22:39,845 --> 00:22:41,645 Ooh! 371 00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,083 I tell you what, Gillian, 372 00:22:45,084 --> 00:22:47,405 there's something about you bending over in a field 373 00:22:47,406 --> 00:22:49,844 that makes me almost unable to contain myself. 374 00:22:49,845 --> 00:22:52,524 Piss off, Paul. 375 00:22:52,525 --> 00:22:56,484 You give the nod, and I'll be over this wall and up behind you before you can say, 376 00:22:56,485 --> 00:22:59,844 "You ought to be posing in magazines with one that size, Paul." 377 00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:01,205 Move along now. 378 00:23:04,445 --> 00:23:06,084 I keep hoping you'll text me. 379 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:09,685 How weird. You know you like it. 380 00:23:11,885 --> 00:23:13,965 There anybody in at your house? 381 00:23:15,085 --> 00:23:18,325 Why? Got a half hour. 382 00:23:27,965 --> 00:23:29,605 Ain't that your Land Rover? 383 00:23:34,925 --> 00:23:36,684 Half an hour? 384 00:23:36,685 --> 00:23:39,444 Of course, there is another option. 385 00:23:39,445 --> 00:23:41,284 Is there? Yeah. 386 00:23:41,285 --> 00:23:44,204 When we're married, we won't need both cars, will we? 387 00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:49,324 So, why don't we trade them both in and buy something we've always fancied? 388 00:23:49,325 --> 00:23:51,964 Well, did you have summat in mind? Yeah. 389 00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:55,085 I daren't tell you what. You'll think I'm crackers. 390 00:24:31,765 --> 00:24:33,284 Hello. Are you the taxi? 391 00:24:33,285 --> 00:24:36,124 Dad? Dad! 392 00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,365 What? Yes? 393 00:24:41,125 --> 00:24:43,324 Shit. William? 394 00:24:43,325 --> 00:24:46,724 Er... this is... What are you... what are you doing here at this time? 395 00:24:46,725 --> 00:24:47,884 Revision. 396 00:24:47,885 --> 00:24:50,644 A levels. Exams, middle of. 397 00:24:50,645 --> 00:24:54,724 That's right, er... Judith, this is William, my eldest. Hello. 398 00:24:54,725 --> 00:24:57,884 William, this is... What's she doing here? 399 00:24:57,885 --> 00:25:00,845 Nothing, nothing. Honestly, nothing, William. It's fine. 400 00:25:03,205 --> 00:25:05,164 That'll be my taxi. Great. 401 00:25:05,165 --> 00:25:07,084 Will it? Oh, my God. 402 00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:10,484 You're disgusting. It's really nothing... Shall I answer the door? 403 00:25:10,485 --> 00:25:13,765 How much have you had to drink? I think I will. 404 00:25:19,365 --> 00:25:22,884 Judith has... a bit of a problem. 405 00:25:22,885 --> 00:25:24,884 SHE has? Yeah. 406 00:25:24,885 --> 00:25:27,604 Point taken, but... She shouldn't be in this house. 407 00:25:27,605 --> 00:25:29,365 Let... let me just... 408 00:25:33,085 --> 00:25:35,244 I'll just... Can you...? 409 00:25:35,245 --> 00:25:37,684 Hello? 410 00:25:37,685 --> 00:25:41,364 John, it's me. Hi! Hello! 411 00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:44,124 'I was thinking, um...' 412 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:48,844 maybe we should go out together sometime, and, um... 413 00:25:48,845 --> 00:25:52,205 'talk about things and, er...' 414 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,844 try and find a proper way forward. 415 00:25:56,845 --> 00:26:00,404 Great. Yes. Good. 416 00:26:00,405 --> 00:26:03,244 Not tonight. I've just got far too much on. 417 00:26:03,245 --> 00:26:05,604 But, um... some time. 418 00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:07,885 No, no, fine. That's... that's fine. 419 00:26:09,245 --> 00:26:11,845 Right, then. I'd... I'd like that. 420 00:26:13,325 --> 00:26:15,285 Right. 421 00:26:19,805 --> 00:26:21,485 Right. 422 00:26:23,645 --> 00:26:26,484 Bye, then. Bye. 423 00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:29,245 Bye-bye. 424 00:26:39,205 --> 00:26:41,044 Has she gone? 425 00:26:41,045 --> 00:26:46,364 It'd be, like, really good if you didn't mention this to Mum... 426 00:26:46,365 --> 00:26:48,524 Huh! ..because, honestly, I was... 427 00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:51,125 I was just trying to get rid of her. William. 428 00:26:57,205 --> 00:27:00,164 Was Caroline all right when you drove home last night? 429 00:27:00,165 --> 00:27:01,325 Caroline? Yeah. 430 00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:04,924 Yes, I think so. 431 00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:08,525 She seemed preoccupied. She always is. 432 00:27:10,205 --> 00:27:13,285 I suppose it was a bit of a shock for 'em both. 433 00:27:14,845 --> 00:27:16,924 I don't think Caroline's happy. 434 00:27:16,925 --> 00:27:19,884 What? About us? About anything. 435 00:27:19,885 --> 00:27:23,324 She's married to this... John. 436 00:27:23,325 --> 00:27:28,644 Oh, he can be quite entertaining but he's a complete waste of space. 437 00:27:28,645 --> 00:27:32,164 He works at the university in York. 438 00:27:32,165 --> 00:27:34,324 When it suits him. 439 00:27:34,325 --> 00:27:36,324 And he writes novels. 440 00:27:36,325 --> 00:27:38,604 Published, but... 441 00:27:38,605 --> 00:27:39,925 they're nowt. 442 00:27:42,925 --> 00:27:45,324 He went off with another woman. 443 00:27:45,325 --> 00:27:47,044 Judith. 444 00:27:47,045 --> 00:27:51,685 So, Caroline was working full time and bringing up two boys on her own. 445 00:27:53,485 --> 00:27:57,845 And then he just waltzes back in, and she lets him. 446 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,604 You can't say anything. 447 00:28:00,605 --> 00:28:04,564 No, the fella our Gillian was married to, Eddie, he was a wrong 'un. 448 00:28:04,565 --> 00:28:06,324 Was he? 449 00:28:06,325 --> 00:28:09,284 Dead ten years, but he still manages to do her head in. 450 00:28:09,285 --> 00:28:12,565 How? Ooh. 451 00:28:14,565 --> 00:28:18,124 You know I said he died in an accident on the farm? 452 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:19,764 Yeah? 453 00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:22,844 Well, it wasn't an accident. 454 00:28:22,845 --> 00:28:25,084 He killed himself. 455 00:28:25,085 --> 00:28:27,444 Oh, no. Volatile. 456 00:28:27,445 --> 00:28:31,485 Drank too much. Always short of money. She thought the world of him. 457 00:28:32,565 --> 00:28:36,884 I could see why people were drawn to him, but I never was. 458 00:28:36,885 --> 00:28:39,405 He was a bully. Yeah, and a coward. 459 00:28:41,405 --> 00:28:44,164 Still, he's not there now. 460 00:28:44,165 --> 00:28:46,604 So... 461 00:28:46,605 --> 00:28:49,164 But the lad doesn't know. 462 00:28:49,165 --> 00:28:52,165 We always let him believe that it was an accident. 463 00:28:53,765 --> 00:28:56,604 You being seen to? Er... I, um... 464 00:28:56,605 --> 00:29:01,405 Yeah, we'd like to test-drive this car, please. 465 00:29:02,845 --> 00:29:06,365 What, now? Er... ideally, yes. 466 00:29:08,645 --> 00:29:11,125 Right, OK, yeah. And... and are you looking to buy? 467 00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:14,565 Yeah, th-that... that's the idea. 468 00:29:15,565 --> 00:29:20,245 And is it part exchange? Yes, yes, that... that's the plan. 469 00:29:22,045 --> 00:29:24,564 OK, Mr and Mrs... 470 00:29:24,565 --> 00:29:27,005 What makes you think we're married? 471 00:29:30,645 --> 00:29:31,684 Er... 472 00:29:31,685 --> 00:29:33,885 Ow! 473 00:29:39,725 --> 00:29:41,044 Right. 474 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:43,205 Come on. 475 00:29:44,205 --> 00:29:45,805 Bugger off. 476 00:29:51,685 --> 00:29:54,485 Yeah. 477 00:29:56,725 --> 00:29:58,325 Till next time. 478 00:30:11,405 --> 00:30:13,645 You twat. 479 00:30:15,765 --> 00:30:18,324 It was unfortunate yesterday, I think. 480 00:30:18,325 --> 00:30:21,924 Our Gillian and your Caroline seemed to get off on the wrong foot. 481 00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:24,604 He thinks we're time-wasters. 482 00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:26,924 Who does? Yond. 483 00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:30,604 Happen if we had a little do, like a little engagement... 484 00:30:30,605 --> 00:30:33,084 Well, they'd be forced to speak to each other. 485 00:30:33,085 --> 00:30:34,485 They'd rise to the occasion. 486 00:30:34,486 --> 00:30:36,124 Well, why not? 487 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:39,525 It's always nice to have an excuse for a party. 488 00:30:40,845 --> 00:30:43,044 Why would we waste his time? 489 00:30:43,045 --> 00:30:46,204 He thinks we're silly old buggers who've nothing better to do of an afternoon. 490 00:30:46,205 --> 00:30:48,524 Well, happen we should invite him. 491 00:30:48,525 --> 00:30:50,964 That'd guarantee it'd go with a right swing. 492 00:30:50,965 --> 00:30:53,765 Him and his face. Ey up. 493 00:30:58,285 --> 00:31:01,484 So, Mrs Dawson... 494 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:04,964 I spoke to Steve in Harrogate, 495 00:31:04,965 --> 00:31:07,844 and based on what he's telling me, minus the cost of the damage, 496 00:31:07,845 --> 00:31:12,204 we can offer you 5,500 part-ex on your A-Class, so you'd be looking to pay... 497 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:14,205 21,500. 498 00:31:18,005 --> 00:31:19,525 21,500. 499 00:31:20,525 --> 00:31:22,404 You still want a test-drive? 500 00:31:22,405 --> 00:31:25,405 It's 10,750 each. 501 00:31:31,685 --> 00:31:33,045 It depends. 502 00:31:35,325 --> 00:31:36,364 On what? 503 00:31:36,365 --> 00:31:39,044 On if you can give it to me for 21. 504 00:31:39,045 --> 00:31:42,244 And if you can have it ready for Saturday afternoon. 505 00:31:42,245 --> 00:31:44,325 Only it's our engagement party. 506 00:31:48,205 --> 00:31:50,284 Mum, where are you? 507 00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:54,884 'Are you all right?' Yeah, I'm with Alan in Halifax. 'What?' 508 00:31:54,885 --> 00:31:58,844 What are you doing in Halifax? Nothing. 509 00:31:58,845 --> 00:32:01,805 Are you all right? Yeah, never better. 510 00:32:04,765 --> 00:32:08,324 Right, well, er... drive carefully. 511 00:32:08,325 --> 00:32:12,284 Yeah, I will. Bye-bye. Bye. 512 00:32:12,285 --> 00:32:15,525 Bye-bye! 513 00:32:34,965 --> 00:32:37,844 I've put the kettle on. I saw you pulling in. 514 00:32:37,845 --> 00:32:40,484 Hello. What you been up to? 515 00:32:40,485 --> 00:32:43,164 Um... nothing. 516 00:32:43,165 --> 00:32:45,565 Hey, who was that you were chatting to this morning? 517 00:32:45,566 --> 00:32:48,564 Oh, Paul Jatri. I made a cake. 518 00:32:48,565 --> 00:32:50,684 Oh, Susan Jatri's lad? It's coffee and walnut. 519 00:32:50,685 --> 00:32:51,964 Yeah. Yeah. 520 00:32:51,965 --> 00:32:55,484 Isn't he getting married to Neil Cresswell's girl? 521 00:32:55,485 --> 00:32:59,244 I believe so. Oh, it looks lovely. 522 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:02,004 We got off on the wrong foot yesterday, Celia. 523 00:33:02,005 --> 00:33:04,804 I'm sorry. Oh, no, love. It wasn't your fault. 524 00:33:04,805 --> 00:33:09,484 No, I meant more me and Caroline got off on the wrong foot. 525 00:33:09,485 --> 00:33:11,404 And I'm sorry. 526 00:33:11,405 --> 00:33:14,804 I shouldn't have pulled into that parking space, because she was indicating, 527 00:33:14,805 --> 00:33:19,684 only I... I was panicking, wondering if he, my dad, was all right and... 528 00:33:19,685 --> 00:33:23,444 Perhaps you could tell her that I'm sorry and that I apologise 529 00:33:23,445 --> 00:33:28,524 and obviously it'd be nice if we could put it behind us, 530 00:33:28,525 --> 00:33:31,924 given the... Of course I will. ..situation. Yeah. 531 00:33:31,925 --> 00:33:37,164 Good. Hey, we were thinking about having, um, a little engagement do. 532 00:33:37,165 --> 00:33:38,964 Great! Where? Here. 533 00:33:38,965 --> 00:33:41,204 On Saturday, this Saturday. 534 00:33:41,205 --> 00:33:42,484 Fantastic. 535 00:33:42,485 --> 00:33:44,804 And, look... 536 00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:47,404 congratulations. I should have said it yesterday. 537 00:33:47,405 --> 00:33:49,445 But, you know, it was just... 538 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:52,645 so unexpected. 539 00:33:53,685 --> 00:33:55,685 I'll get the... 540 00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:11,885 Drive safely. 541 00:34:15,365 --> 00:34:18,405 So, what have you been up to? Nothing. 542 00:34:20,405 --> 00:34:22,445 I've been thinking. 543 00:34:24,205 --> 00:34:26,444 Happen I ought to tell Raff... 544 00:34:26,445 --> 00:34:28,805 about Eddie. 545 00:34:30,165 --> 00:34:33,644 Happen it's time. And then he knows. 546 00:34:33,645 --> 00:34:36,004 And I won't be terrified 547 00:34:36,005 --> 00:34:39,285 about him hearing it, like a sledgehammer, from anyone else. 548 00:34:41,845 --> 00:34:43,884 What? 549 00:34:43,885 --> 00:34:46,164 No. 550 00:34:46,165 --> 00:34:47,725 I think you're wise. 551 00:35:06,525 --> 00:35:10,204 I'm cooking. No shit, Sherlock. 552 00:35:10,205 --> 00:35:14,164 How... how... how were the inspectors? 553 00:35:14,165 --> 00:35:16,564 Good. Very good. 554 00:35:16,565 --> 00:35:18,524 Good. So they should be. 555 00:35:18,525 --> 00:35:20,565 How was your history paper? 556 00:35:22,445 --> 00:35:24,564 You all right? 557 00:35:24,565 --> 00:35:26,764 Yup. 558 00:35:26,765 --> 00:35:30,604 Now, Mum has got some news for everyone. What? 559 00:35:30,605 --> 00:35:34,604 Have I? You're not pregnant? Oh, don't be stupid. I'm 45. 560 00:35:34,605 --> 00:35:36,564 What, then? What news? 561 00:35:36,565 --> 00:35:39,484 Celia. Oh, Granny's getting married. 562 00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:41,564 How? To Alan? Who? 563 00:35:41,565 --> 00:35:44,245 Apparently. It won't happen. 564 00:35:50,605 --> 00:35:53,364 Not an accident? 565 00:35:53,365 --> 00:35:55,565 That's what t'coroner said. 566 00:35:57,645 --> 00:35:59,565 Why did he... 567 00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:05,924 Obviously that's something I've thought about... 568 00:36:05,925 --> 00:36:06,965 a lot. 569 00:36:08,765 --> 00:36:11,164 But you know what? At the end of the day, 570 00:36:11,165 --> 00:36:14,204 you can never know why somebody gets that far down the line. 571 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:16,245 Not if they won't talk about it. 572 00:36:18,165 --> 00:36:20,565 Even someone you're that close to. 573 00:36:21,525 --> 00:36:23,565 We all have demons. 574 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:28,605 And most people... 575 00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:33,165 cope with them, put up with them. 576 00:36:35,445 --> 00:36:36,644 Demons? 577 00:36:36,645 --> 00:36:39,325 Things about ourselves that we don't like. 578 00:36:41,045 --> 00:36:42,285 Can't cope with. 579 00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:45,245 Things we've done. 580 00:36:47,525 --> 00:36:49,125 How we've behaved. 581 00:36:51,365 --> 00:36:54,005 Well, you know he had a temper and... 582 00:36:55,365 --> 00:37:00,565 He had a lot of wonderful things about him, your dad, he really did. 583 00:37:02,005 --> 00:37:04,245 But he had this darker side as well and... 584 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:09,564 But you mustn't worry about it. 585 00:37:09,565 --> 00:37:11,645 You're not like him, not in that respect. 586 00:37:12,645 --> 00:37:14,724 You're much more like my dad. 587 00:37:14,725 --> 00:37:16,765 You're kind. 588 00:37:17,965 --> 00:37:19,005 Thoughtful. 589 00:37:20,645 --> 00:37:21,685 Balanced. 590 00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:26,685 You all right? 591 00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:39,524 I didn't want you hearing it from Robbie. That's all. 592 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:40,565 And, you see... 593 00:37:42,045 --> 00:37:45,605 that's another reason Robbie doesn't like accepting what really happened. 594 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:48,245 He thought the world of Eddie. 595 00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:51,725 His big brother. 596 00:37:54,565 --> 00:37:56,045 And Eddie left him behind. 597 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,884 We're having a little do next Saturday. 598 00:38:11,885 --> 00:38:14,764 You know, like an engagement party? 599 00:38:14,765 --> 00:38:19,005 At Gillian and Alan's house... farm. And everyone's invited. 600 00:38:22,805 --> 00:38:24,285 Come in and sit down. 601 00:38:38,685 --> 00:38:41,125 Why are you rushing into this? 602 00:38:42,205 --> 00:38:44,564 I suppose that's what it must seem like to you. 603 00:38:44,565 --> 00:38:48,445 Well, how else could it seem to anyone? 604 00:38:50,685 --> 00:38:53,524 I've been in love with him for 60 years. 605 00:38:53,525 --> 00:38:56,284 That's not rushing. 606 00:38:56,285 --> 00:38:58,964 He was 16 the last time you saw him. 607 00:38:58,965 --> 00:39:02,525 People... alter. 608 00:39:03,725 --> 00:39:06,204 How do you know, just on a practical level... 609 00:39:06,205 --> 00:39:08,684 Mm? ..how much money he's got, for instance? 610 00:39:08,685 --> 00:39:11,324 Oh, he's not badly off. 611 00:39:11,325 --> 00:39:13,964 He has a pension from the company that he worked for. 612 00:39:13,965 --> 00:39:17,885 He was a floor manager at Jessops Chemicals in Huddersfield. 613 00:39:19,805 --> 00:39:21,124 OK, good. 614 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:24,684 He owns his own house, which he rents out and has an income from. 615 00:39:24,685 --> 00:39:27,684 And he put quite a bit of money in the farm. 616 00:39:27,685 --> 00:39:30,085 He's not short. I'm not daft. Oh, Mum, I know that. 617 00:39:30,086 --> 00:39:33,084 You've never been daft. Well, then? 618 00:39:33,085 --> 00:39:35,564 Well, it's what I want. 619 00:39:35,565 --> 00:39:37,605 What I've always wanted. 620 00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:43,765 I know him better than I know myself. Can you understand that? 621 00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:46,925 Well, sort of. 622 00:39:48,685 --> 00:39:50,165 Almost. 623 00:39:51,245 --> 00:39:53,284 That's very... 624 00:39:53,285 --> 00:39:55,524 What? 625 00:39:55,525 --> 00:39:57,365 Touching. 626 00:39:58,925 --> 00:40:00,605 Articulate. 627 00:40:01,885 --> 00:40:06,204 Just think, if I'd married him and not your dad, I'd have... 628 00:40:06,205 --> 00:40:07,525 Not have had me. 629 00:40:10,165 --> 00:40:14,045 Oh, I think I would. I think I'd always have had you. 630 00:40:15,725 --> 00:40:19,885 I was just thinking how much happier life would have been. 631 00:40:22,805 --> 00:40:25,964 Gillian says she's sorry that you and her got off on the wrong foot, 632 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:28,885 and she hopes you can both put it behind you. 633 00:40:30,525 --> 00:40:34,485 She's all right, you know. Heart's in the right place. 634 00:40:35,845 --> 00:40:38,125 She's had things to deal with as well. 635 00:40:39,925 --> 00:40:41,685 As well as who?! 636 00:40:43,885 --> 00:40:45,525 You, you twit. 637 00:41:00,845 --> 00:41:03,525 - Are you ready? - Hmm? 638 00:41:09,485 --> 00:41:11,964 I was... Sorry. 639 00:41:11,965 --> 00:41:16,604 Just wondering, as regards me being in the spare room... 640 00:41:16,605 --> 00:41:19,164 and so forth. Not that... 641 00:41:19,165 --> 00:41:22,044 Look, I know... I know it's early days 642 00:41:22,045 --> 00:41:25,404 but - and I'm not suggesting, obviously, that we should have... 643 00:41:25,405 --> 00:41:27,444 have... have... Sex? 644 00:41:27,445 --> 00:41:28,884 Yet. Well, good. 645 00:41:28,885 --> 00:41:31,004 No, but... 646 00:41:31,005 --> 00:41:32,965 I did this stupid thing. 647 00:41:34,245 --> 00:41:35,965 Sorry? 648 00:41:38,405 --> 00:41:40,764 I said this stupid thing. 649 00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:43,765 When I met Gillian, I... 650 00:41:44,725 --> 00:41:46,804 I didn't know it was Gillian. 651 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:50,164 I had a sort of spat with her before Alan introduced us 652 00:41:50,165 --> 00:41:52,124 and I... What? What did you... 653 00:41:52,125 --> 00:41:54,005 I called her an idiot and then I... 654 00:41:56,005 --> 00:41:58,285 I called her brain-dead lowlife trailer trash. 655 00:41:59,565 --> 00:42:01,644 She stole my parking space. It wasn't funny. 656 00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:03,605 That's what I love about you. You're so... 657 00:42:03,606 --> 00:42:07,204 What? Snotty and arrogant and glorious! 658 00:42:07,205 --> 00:42:09,965 The point is, I'm not looking forward to this party. 659 00:42:11,085 --> 00:42:13,644 Did you apologise? No, I... 660 00:42:13,645 --> 00:42:16,724 ran off when she went to the loo. 661 00:42:16,725 --> 00:42:20,564 These things are never as bad as you think they are. 662 00:42:20,565 --> 00:42:22,964 No, this... was. 663 00:42:22,965 --> 00:42:26,244 Damn, I wish I'd been there. I am going to apologise to her. 664 00:42:26,245 --> 00:42:28,805 That would be the grown-up thing to do. 665 00:42:34,045 --> 00:42:35,844 Maybe... 666 00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:39,125 you could start... sleeping in here... 667 00:42:40,645 --> 00:42:42,045 again. 668 00:42:47,245 --> 00:42:49,925 Tonight? Or... 669 00:43:14,965 --> 00:43:17,203 So, we're turning left just here, just coming up. 670 00:43:17,204 --> 00:43:19,605 Well, the sat-nav's saying it's in another six miles. 671 00:43:19,606 --> 00:43:22,484 Yeah, well, take no notice of that. You want to go this way. Here! 672 00:43:22,485 --> 00:43:25,164 What, this? Yes. Are you sure? 673 00:43:25,165 --> 00:43:26,964 This is the way Alan always comes. 674 00:43:26,965 --> 00:43:29,405 I think I'd rather do what the sat-nav's telling me. 675 00:43:29,406 --> 00:43:32,884 Well, bugger what the sat-nav's telling you. This is it. I'm telling you. 676 00:43:32,885 --> 00:43:34,404 OK. 677 00:43:34,405 --> 00:43:36,804 I do know what I'm talking about. Good. 678 00:43:36,805 --> 00:43:40,124 As long as we're going the right way. I feel sick. Feel sick or going to be sick? 679 00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:44,004 I need a wee. John, there's plastic bag in the pocket at the back of the seat. 680 00:43:44,005 --> 00:43:46,844 You'll have to hang on for a wee. 681 00:43:46,845 --> 00:43:49,284 Oh, shit! Oh! Mum, can you drive properly? 682 00:43:49,285 --> 00:43:51,405 I beg your pardon? I'm not kidding, I'm throwing up. 683 00:43:51,406 --> 00:43:53,604 Do not throw up. Nobody NEEDS to throw up. 684 00:43:53,605 --> 00:43:58,884 There is a plastic bag in the pocket, if somebody chooses to look for it properly! 685 00:43:58,885 --> 00:44:01,365 Why doesn't Dad drive? Oh, yes, that'll help matters! 686 00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:04,444 I have looked for it properly. Are you sure this is the right road, Celia? 687 00:44:04,445 --> 00:44:06,884 Um... It had better be. That's all I can say. 688 00:44:06,885 --> 00:44:09,404 Oh, I think... Oh... Have you found that bag? 689 00:44:09,405 --> 00:44:10,805 There is no bag. There is a bag! 690 00:44:10,806 --> 00:44:13,164 There is always a bag! Go off-road, Mum. 691 00:44:13,165 --> 00:44:15,964 - Put it into four-wheel drive. - No, Mum, don't. 692 00:44:15,965 --> 00:44:18,044 I am not going off-road. 693 00:44:18,045 --> 00:44:19,925 Do you know how to put it in four-wheel drive? 694 00:44:19,926 --> 00:44:21,964 Course I know how to put it in four-wheel drive. 695 00:44:21,965 --> 00:44:24,484 Does she heck as like! She never needs four-wheel drive. 696 00:44:24,485 --> 00:44:25,963 I told her when she bought it. 697 00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:28,125 Yeah, well, it's a good job I've got it now, isn't it? 698 00:44:29,565 --> 00:44:30,885 Where the hell are we, Mother? 699 00:44:30,886 --> 00:44:34,325 I'm just trying to find something I recognise. Jesus. 700 00:44:35,325 --> 00:44:37,804 Can we have some music on? No. 701 00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:40,244 Let's sing. Let's not bother. 702 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:41,563 Ooh, she's getting stroppy. 703 00:44:41,564 --> 00:44:42,923 You'll be getting out in a minute. Yeah, shut up. 704 00:44:42,924 --> 00:44:44,525 You shut up. Both of you, shut up. 705 00:44:44,526 --> 00:44:47,685 Don't you tell me to shut up. Bastard. 706 00:44:48,885 --> 00:44:51,085 Er... stop the car! 707 00:45:21,325 --> 00:45:23,324 They're here! 708 00:45:23,325 --> 00:45:25,245 Raff! 709 00:45:26,485 --> 00:45:27,645 Raff! 710 00:45:30,165 --> 00:45:32,924 Oh! What have you done to your face? 711 00:45:32,925 --> 00:45:35,324 Nothing. I fell over. When? 712 00:45:35,325 --> 00:45:37,324 Coming back from Oggy's last night in t'dark. 713 00:45:37,325 --> 00:45:39,604 OK, shall we? Sure. 714 00:45:39,605 --> 00:45:41,045 Twit. 715 00:45:42,765 --> 00:45:45,284 Oh, look at this. 716 00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:47,765 This is... Wow. 717 00:45:49,045 --> 00:45:50,684 Hello! Hello! 718 00:45:50,685 --> 00:45:53,964 You made it. Yes. 719 00:45:53,965 --> 00:45:56,924 Oh! Mm. Ha-ha-ha! Oh! 720 00:45:56,925 --> 00:45:58,604 Mwah! 721 00:45:58,605 --> 00:46:00,724 - Oh, hello, Caroline! - Alan. 722 00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:04,404 And this... this is John. John. 723 00:46:04,405 --> 00:46:06,244 Hello. And John, this is Gillian. 724 00:46:06,245 --> 00:46:08,004 - Gillian. Fantastic. - Hi. 725 00:46:08,005 --> 00:46:09,484 Now, which is William? 726 00:46:09,485 --> 00:46:12,884 The lad we have to thank for putting his granny on Facebook. 727 00:46:12,885 --> 00:46:15,084 Nice to meet you. 728 00:46:15,085 --> 00:46:17,364 And this is Lawrence. Lawrence. 729 00:46:17,365 --> 00:46:19,125 - Hello, Gillian. - And this is my grandson. 730 00:46:19,126 --> 00:46:21,724 Hiya, mate, nice to meet you. Come inside. 731 00:46:21,725 --> 00:46:23,764 I'm so sorry I was rude. 732 00:46:23,765 --> 00:46:27,764 It was, er... inexcusable and unnecessary, 733 00:46:27,765 --> 00:46:30,324 and I am sorry. 734 00:46:30,325 --> 00:46:34,004 You were worried about your mother. I know. I... I was worried about him. 735 00:46:34,005 --> 00:46:38,364 I'm sorry too. This is beautiful! 736 00:46:38,365 --> 00:46:43,324 Yeah, we're lucky. I struggle to make ends meet sometimes, but I wouldn't swap it. 737 00:46:43,325 --> 00:46:46,084 Do you want to come in? We've got the kettle on. 738 00:46:46,085 --> 00:46:48,044 Fantastic. Thank you. 739 00:46:48,045 --> 00:46:50,284 And you managed to find us all right, did you? 740 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:51,845 Yeah, yeah, after a bit of... 741 00:46:53,605 --> 00:46:55,285 There's a boy at my school called... 742 00:46:55,286 --> 00:46:57,084 - Thank you. - ...Scotty... 743 00:46:57,085 --> 00:46:59,444 - Yes, Scott the rotter. - Scotty the rotter! 744 00:46:59,445 --> 00:47:01,844 - I know him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Now... 745 00:47:01,845 --> 00:47:05,324 I've, er... I've prepared a little bit of something. 746 00:47:05,325 --> 00:47:08,244 Ooh, I think Alan's going to make a little speech. 747 00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:10,364 Speech! Speech! 748 00:47:10,365 --> 00:47:13,444 Shut up, noise-boxes. Him, not you. 749 00:47:13,445 --> 00:47:15,004 - Why me? - Well... 750 00:47:15,005 --> 00:47:16,445 Boys! 751 00:47:17,685 --> 00:47:20,604 Go on, Dad. Er... thank you. 752 00:47:20,605 --> 00:47:24,324 OK, well, um... I... I... 753 00:47:24,325 --> 00:47:28,044 First of all, I'd like to say thank you for... everyone, 754 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:35,644 for coming to, er... celebrate with us this... this very happy and unusual event. 755 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:38,564 Er... we... we've not fixed a date yet. 756 00:47:38,565 --> 00:47:42,444 And, er... we haven't a clue where we might live. 757 00:47:42,445 --> 00:47:45,324 But we'll keep you posted. Aw! 758 00:47:45,325 --> 00:47:50,164 Yeah. So... Um... I'd just like to... 759 00:47:50,165 --> 00:47:53,924 clarify. Er... 760 00:47:53,925 --> 00:47:56,524 I...I know you think we're daft. 761 00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:58,884 We do not! Nobody thinks you're daft. 762 00:47:58,885 --> 00:48:03,925 No. Well, rushing in, then. But, er... Celia and I... 763 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:11,164 What happened was, I was stood on a bridge waiting for her, cos we had a date. 764 00:48:11,165 --> 00:48:14,684 This is, er...60 years ago, er... in Elland. 765 00:48:14,685 --> 00:48:19,444 And, you know, this is before we had telephones. 766 00:48:19,445 --> 00:48:23,444 And her mother had mixed her dates up and they were already flitted to Sheffield 767 00:48:23,445 --> 00:48:29,444 and Celia couldn't contact me so she, er... sent a message, 768 00:48:29,445 --> 00:48:31,405 a letter via... 769 00:48:32,605 --> 00:48:33,964 a friend, 770 00:48:33,965 --> 00:48:36,644 um... to say sorry, 771 00:48:36,645 --> 00:48:38,924 with a new address that I could write to her, 772 00:48:38,925 --> 00:48:42,644 but I... I never got the message. 773 00:48:42,645 --> 00:48:44,484 So, um... 774 00:48:44,485 --> 00:48:45,804 Why? 775 00:48:45,805 --> 00:48:49,244 Well, cos she didn't give it to me. 776 00:48:49,245 --> 00:48:50,764 The friend? 777 00:48:50,765 --> 00:48:53,044 - Yeah. - Why? 778 00:48:53,045 --> 00:48:55,844 Just cos... 779 00:48:55,845 --> 00:48:57,364 Nasty trick. 780 00:48:57,365 --> 00:49:00,484 Mm, well... Who was she? 781 00:49:00,485 --> 00:49:02,965 We... we'll find a picture of her and chuck darts at it. 782 00:49:07,485 --> 00:49:09,085 It were Eileen. 783 00:49:12,045 --> 00:49:13,524 My mother? 784 00:49:13,525 --> 00:49:15,644 Yeah. 785 00:49:15,645 --> 00:49:17,364 So, anyway. 786 00:49:17,365 --> 00:49:22,325 Not that... not that anybody wants to change what's gone. 787 00:49:23,325 --> 00:49:27,365 But it's just to illustrate the fact that we're not rushing in. 788 00:49:28,445 --> 00:49:30,964 We've always had very... 789 00:49:30,965 --> 00:49:33,885 very fond feelings for one another... 790 00:49:35,365 --> 00:49:36,885 since all that time ago and... 791 00:49:38,245 --> 00:49:40,165 well, nothing's changed. 792 00:49:41,725 --> 00:49:43,004 So... 793 00:49:43,005 --> 00:49:45,524 That's... God, that's... 794 00:49:45,525 --> 00:49:47,444 Wow. 795 00:49:47,445 --> 00:49:49,524 That's so... 796 00:49:49,525 --> 00:49:51,804 God. 797 00:49:51,805 --> 00:49:54,205 Anyroad, to us. 798 00:49:55,245 --> 00:49:56,285 To us. 799 00:49:59,165 --> 00:50:00,444 Mum! 800 00:50:00,445 --> 00:50:03,364 There's a massive red sports car just pulled up outside. 801 00:50:03,365 --> 00:50:05,484 Looks like it cost about two million quid. 802 00:50:05,485 --> 00:50:06,925 Oh, that's us. 803 00:50:10,005 --> 00:50:13,444 We decided against an engagement ring. 804 00:50:13,445 --> 00:50:17,044 So instead we bought a car between us. 805 00:50:17,045 --> 00:50:19,644 The sort we've always fancied! 806 00:50:19,645 --> 00:50:20,925 - Yes! - Whoa-ho! 807 00:50:20,926 --> 00:50:22,164 Look at that! 808 00:50:22,165 --> 00:50:23,564 Oh! 809 00:50:23,565 --> 00:50:26,445 Oh! Oh, look! Oh! 810 00:50:28,085 --> 00:50:30,004 Grandma! 811 00:50:30,005 --> 00:50:31,644 Did you know about this? 812 00:50:31,645 --> 00:50:33,565 Oh! No. 813 00:50:35,245 --> 00:50:37,604 Oh! Beautiful. 814 00:50:37,605 --> 00:50:39,365 Oh! 815 00:50:42,925 --> 00:50:45,284 Mr Buttershaw. Mrs Dawson. 816 00:50:45,285 --> 00:50:48,044 Oh! Can we sit in it, Granddad? 817 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,884 Well... Yes, of course you can. 818 00:50:49,885 --> 00:50:52,724 As long as they're careful. Congratulations. 819 00:50:52,725 --> 00:50:54,964 Stunning! Wow! 820 00:50:54,965 --> 00:50:58,244 So, you... This is instead of an engagement ring? 821 00:50:58,245 --> 00:50:59,484 Mm. 822 00:50:59,485 --> 00:51:01,964 But you didn't let Alan pay for the whole thing? 823 00:51:01,965 --> 00:51:05,564 No, I said we bought it between us. Hope they're not trailing mud in. 824 00:51:05,565 --> 00:51:08,085 So... Blimey! 825 00:51:09,565 --> 00:51:12,804 How much did it cost, then, Dad? Yeah, enough. 826 00:51:12,805 --> 00:51:15,044 So, just to clarify, you don't know when, 827 00:51:15,045 --> 00:51:18,764 or, let's be honest, if you're going to get married, but you've just spent... 828 00:51:18,765 --> 00:51:20,445 There is no if. ..silly money buying a car 829 00:51:20,446 --> 00:51:23,084 that you're going to need a hip replacement to get in and out of. 830 00:51:23,085 --> 00:51:24,804 Oh, stop being so negative. 831 00:51:24,805 --> 00:51:27,604 Do you like it? Yeah, yeah. 832 00:51:27,605 --> 00:51:30,964 I think my mother probably would have liked one and all, Dad. 833 00:51:30,965 --> 00:51:34,125 Now what? 834 00:51:39,645 --> 00:51:42,324 Afternoon. How do? 835 00:51:42,325 --> 00:51:43,445 Are they the strippers? 836 00:51:43,446 --> 00:51:45,564 Stop it. 837 00:51:45,565 --> 00:51:48,804 Nice car. What do you want? Gillian. 838 00:51:48,805 --> 00:51:50,964 Is there summat up? 839 00:51:50,965 --> 00:51:53,325 Just need to have a little chat with Raffy, that's all. 840 00:51:53,326 --> 00:51:55,604 What for? What have you done to your face? 841 00:51:55,605 --> 00:51:57,565 He fell over. Where? 842 00:51:58,845 --> 00:52:01,765 Down Ripponden. Do you know a Paul Jatri? 843 00:52:03,765 --> 00:52:05,604 No. 844 00:52:05,605 --> 00:52:07,444 Well, he reckons he knows you. 845 00:52:07,445 --> 00:52:10,044 He's been in saying that you assaulted him last night. 846 00:52:10,045 --> 00:52:12,964 Yeah? Well, he shouldn't have been saying stuff, should he? 847 00:52:12,965 --> 00:52:15,285 What stuff? 848 00:52:16,845 --> 00:52:19,044 I'm arresting you on suspicion of assault. 849 00:52:19,045 --> 00:52:20,885 You're not! You don't have to say anything, 850 00:52:20,886 --> 00:52:23,644 but it may harm your defence if you don't mention when questioned 851 00:52:23,645 --> 00:52:25,403 something you later rely on in court. 852 00:52:25,404 --> 00:52:26,885 You're not arresting him. 853 00:52:26,886 --> 00:52:29,164 He's assaulted someone. He's your nephew. 854 00:52:29,165 --> 00:52:31,005 It'll just be a bit of a caution, that's all. 855 00:52:31,006 --> 00:52:33,764 Inspector Hatfield'll just need to have a bit of a word with you. 856 00:52:33,765 --> 00:52:35,844 A bit of a caution? Yeah. 857 00:52:35,845 --> 00:52:38,604 If he was provoked, which it sounds like he was. 858 00:52:38,605 --> 00:52:41,284 Look, perhaps... should we... 859 00:52:41,285 --> 00:52:43,524 should we be getting off? No. 860 00:52:43,525 --> 00:52:47,244 No, no, no. Look, look, this is Celia and Alan's little party. We can't have this. 861 00:52:47,245 --> 00:52:48,604 We can't just take off. 862 00:52:48,605 --> 00:52:50,644 The thing is, Officer, 863 00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:53,844 er... this lady and this gentleman... 864 00:52:53,845 --> 00:52:56,724 Someone shut him up. ..have just got engaged to be married, 865 00:52:56,725 --> 00:52:59,404 and, really, couldn't this wait? 866 00:52:59,405 --> 00:53:01,444 Congratulations, Alan. Yeah, thanks. 867 00:53:01,445 --> 00:53:03,444 Come on, lad, let's get this over with. 868 00:53:03,445 --> 00:53:06,484 No, this is really, I would say, rather heavy-handed. And you are? 869 00:53:06,485 --> 00:53:09,525 I'm... I'm... A wanker. 870 00:53:12,765 --> 00:53:14,605 He is. He's had that bitch in our house. 871 00:53:14,606 --> 00:53:16,484 What... bitch? 872 00:53:16,485 --> 00:53:18,724 Judith. 873 00:53:18,725 --> 00:53:21,764 I came home mid-afternoon last Tuesday after my exam, 874 00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:24,245 and they were pissed together in the sitting room. 875 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:37,644 Raff, er... you go with Robbie. I'll follow you on in the Land Rover. 876 00:53:37,645 --> 00:53:39,525 I'm going to have to go with him. Fair enough. 877 00:53:39,526 --> 00:53:42,605 You couldn't give us a lift down to the main road? Yeah, whatever. Get in. 878 00:53:45,525 --> 00:53:47,324 In my house?! 879 00:53:47,325 --> 00:53:49,404 Not what you think. 880 00:53:49,405 --> 00:53:51,045 Happen I ought to pop down to the police station with Gillian. 881 00:53:51,046 --> 00:53:54,204 Yes, you'd better. Let's not ruin this... really, really lovely... 882 00:53:54,205 --> 00:53:56,644 Take the Lexus. Shall I? You don't mind? 883 00:53:56,645 --> 00:54:01,724 Get in the car, boys. Mum, we're leaving. 884 00:54:01,725 --> 00:54:06,724 Well done. Don't come back. 885 00:54:06,725 --> 00:54:09,204 You haven't even heard my side of it. 886 00:54:09,205 --> 00:54:12,684 This has been taken out of context, out of proportion, and nothing happened! 887 00:54:12,685 --> 00:54:15,525 Caroline, you are not leaving me here! 888 00:54:19,165 --> 00:54:20,644 Oh! 889 00:54:20,645 --> 00:54:23,925 I've wanted to do that for years. 890 00:54:52,325 --> 00:54:55,924 I could have killed him one time. I mean, literally, I could have k... 891 00:54:55,925 --> 00:55:00,684 I just want you to understand the effect you have on me. 892 00:55:00,685 --> 00:55:05,324 Aaah! They said they was going to pour petrol over me and set me on fire. 893 00:55:05,325 --> 00:55:08,244 Oh! This marriage is over! 894 00:55:08,245 --> 00:55:10,364 And I do not want to waste another... You bitch! 895 00:55:10,365 --> 00:55:13,084 Second of my life pretending it's something worth saving! 896 00:55:13,085 --> 00:55:14,485 Mum! Oh! 897 00:55:16,165 --> 00:55:19,444 Hello! Is anybody there? 898 00:55:19,445 --> 00:55:22,325 Slapper. Yeah, whatever. 899 00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:42,549 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells