1 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:18,033 Cool it, man. 2 00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:20,002 Here comes a vampire. 3 00:03:11,296 --> 00:03:14,431 Come in, Maltravers. 4 00:03:15,174 --> 00:03:17,175 - I'm pleased to inform you, Count, 5 00:03:17,176 --> 00:03:19,177 I have managed to repair the fuse. 6 00:03:19,178 --> 00:03:22,014 May I have your permission to switch on the electric lights? 7 00:03:22,015 --> 00:03:25,150 - Of course, these candles are impossible to read by. 8 00:03:31,607 --> 00:03:32,950 Ah, that's better. 9 00:03:35,361 --> 00:03:36,278 - I think you will find this bien chambre. 10 00:03:36,279 --> 00:03:38,405 It's a '63 vintage, 11 00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:40,699 taken from the daughter of the French businessman 12 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:43,994 who came to use our telephone when his car broke down. 13 00:03:43,995 --> 00:03:45,162 Oh, yes, the virgin. 14 00:03:45,163 --> 00:03:46,663 Well, there's not much of that left. 15 00:03:46,664 --> 00:03:48,081 No, indeed, sir. 16 00:03:48,082 --> 00:03:50,042 But I'm sure you will find the '71, 17 00:03:50,043 --> 00:03:52,002 you remember the climbing accident, 18 00:03:52,003 --> 00:03:53,962 it will still have a lot of body. 19 00:03:53,963 --> 00:03:56,223 - Which is more than we can say for him. 20 00:03:58,843 --> 00:04:01,219 - I think you'll find a very interesting centerfold 21 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:02,012 this month, sir. 22 00:04:02,013 --> 00:04:03,555 Yes? 23 00:04:03,556 --> 00:04:05,182 Oh, you're right. 24 00:04:05,183 --> 00:04:06,099 Oh, they are magnificent. 25 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:08,226 Did you ever see prettier veins? 26 00:04:08,227 --> 00:04:09,978 Yes, indeed, sir. 27 00:04:09,979 --> 00:04:14,024 And on page 53, there's an outstanding jugular. 28 00:04:14,025 --> 00:04:15,567 Oh, goody. 29 00:04:15,568 --> 00:04:18,320 Ooh, look at this, another story about Count Dracula. 30 00:04:18,321 --> 00:04:21,573 - Well, you are a legend, sir, although not a living one. 31 00:04:21,574 --> 00:04:23,125 As far as people know. 32 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,161 - Since you opened the castle to the public, 33 00:04:26,162 --> 00:04:28,130 the response has been spectacular. 34 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,842 - Yes, there's been a steady stream of donors. 35 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,127 It's been a big help towards the upkeep of the place, too. 36 00:04:34,128 --> 00:04:35,962 Now, what's this, they're coming up here 37 00:04:35,963 --> 00:04:38,965 to photograph the most bitable playmate of the month. 38 00:04:38,966 --> 00:04:40,967 Well, that should keep the blood bank in the red. 39 00:04:40,968 --> 00:04:43,053 - Perhaps one of them will have the special blood group 40 00:04:43,054 --> 00:04:44,605 we are looking for, sir. 41 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:48,600 And then we'll be able 42 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:51,144 to bring my beloved Vampira back to life. 43 00:04:51,145 --> 00:04:54,147 Do you realize, Maltravers, it's been 50 years? 44 00:04:54,148 --> 00:04:55,649 Can you imagine what it's like, every dawn, 45 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:57,818 going down to one's coffin alone? 46 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:00,070 I'll cross my fingers, sir. 47 00:05:00,071 --> 00:05:01,446 I'd rather you didn't. 48 00:05:01,447 --> 00:05:03,707 I'm sorry, sir. 49 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:13,333 - It's not my fault, Mr. Pottinger, 50 00:05:13,334 --> 00:05:15,210 that you missed your Transylvanian flight last night. 51 00:05:15,211 --> 00:05:17,129 - Angela, this is all your fault! 52 00:05:17,130 --> 00:05:18,547 Those girls should have been here on time! 53 00:05:18,548 --> 00:05:21,049 Look, we are an efficient organization at "Playboy." 54 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,476 Where are the tickets? 55 00:05:23,052 --> 00:05:24,803 If I'd known this was gonna happen, 56 00:05:24,804 --> 00:05:26,179 I'd have phoned Hef and had the big bunny flown over. 57 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:28,473 - Transylvanian airlines are at your service, sir. 58 00:05:28,474 --> 00:05:31,226 Please calm down, or you will miss this morning's flight. 59 00:05:31,227 --> 00:05:32,811 - Excuse me, love, could I have one of you with the girls? 60 00:05:32,812 --> 00:05:34,354 - Go ahead, stand over there. - Milton, we haven't got time! 61 00:05:34,355 --> 00:05:35,397 - Thank you very much. - Another time, you can have 62 00:05:35,398 --> 00:05:36,314 as many as you want at the other end. 63 00:05:36,315 --> 00:05:37,399 Shh, shh, shh, me, me, me! 64 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,358 Hello, loves. - Come on! 65 00:05:38,359 --> 00:05:39,359 Thank you very much. 66 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,485 Closer in, come on, guys. 67 00:05:40,486 --> 00:05:42,195 - That's it, very nice. - Come on. 68 00:05:42,196 --> 00:05:43,238 This is the last one, the last one. 69 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:44,406 Nice one, thank you. 70 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:46,199 All right! 71 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,785 - Come on, girls, we've got to go, don't panic. 72 00:05:48,786 --> 00:05:49,995 Don't panic. 73 00:05:49,996 --> 00:05:51,246 Now, don't panic, everybody. 74 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:52,914 Come on, get on board. - Wait a minute, where's Rose? 75 00:05:52,915 --> 00:05:53,707 Rose? 76 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:54,800 Rose! 77 00:05:56,711 --> 00:05:57,928 Yeah. 78 00:05:58,838 --> 00:06:01,214 Come on, come quick. 79 00:06:01,215 --> 00:06:02,591 Get up on that coach. 80 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:03,675 For god's sake, get up there! 81 00:06:03,676 --> 00:06:04,885 Come on, on you go. 82 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,520 If everybody listens to me, listen. 83 00:06:10,558 --> 00:06:12,484 Wait, I'm coming with you! 84 00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:24,112 I'm Marc Williams, 85 00:06:24,113 --> 00:06:26,948 and here I am with a mad publicity director, 86 00:06:26,949 --> 00:06:32,254 an ice-cold chaperone, and four bitable playmates. 87 00:06:33,164 --> 00:06:34,080 And we're off to Transylvania to spend the night 88 00:06:34,081 --> 00:06:36,208 in Castle Dracula. 89 00:06:36,209 --> 00:06:38,043 If I'd known then what I know now, 90 00:06:38,044 --> 00:06:39,586 I would have never written this story. 91 00:06:39,587 --> 00:06:42,806 At the time, it seemed, as they say, like a good idea. 92 00:06:43,674 --> 00:06:44,892 Nice one. 93 00:07:18,793 --> 00:07:20,794 Where are you going? 94 00:07:20,795 --> 00:07:21,586 Oh, it's only you. 95 00:07:21,587 --> 00:07:23,263 You gave me a fright. 96 00:07:25,258 --> 00:07:29,135 - I was only practicing my gliding walk for the tourists. 97 00:07:29,136 --> 00:07:30,470 Hmph. 98 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:32,806 - Why aren't you wearing your vampire costume, Helga? 99 00:07:32,807 --> 00:07:34,349 Because I'm leaving. 100 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:35,225 I don't like it here. 101 00:07:35,226 --> 00:07:36,476 Students. 102 00:07:36,477 --> 00:07:37,435 Get someone else. 103 00:07:37,436 --> 00:07:39,104 You can't leave. 104 00:07:39,105 --> 00:07:40,939 We have a tour party for dinner, 105 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:44,618 served at Station Abrosia by Count Dracula 106 00:07:45,027 --> 00:07:47,237 and a beautiful vampire. 107 00:07:47,238 --> 00:07:48,989 I'm handing in my teeth. 108 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,491 I don't like lying in an open coffin all day 109 00:07:51,492 --> 00:07:52,492 without blinking my eyes, 110 00:07:52,493 --> 00:07:54,369 with tourists poking you with their fingers. 111 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:55,954 They poke me, too, you know. 112 00:07:55,955 --> 00:07:58,248 You signed on for a month as one of the undead. 113 00:07:58,249 --> 00:08:01,084 - All day undead and at night a waitress. 114 00:08:01,085 --> 00:08:03,503 I can be a waitress in Saint-Tropez and lie on the beach. 115 00:08:03,504 --> 00:08:05,922 When they poke you there, it's to buy you lunch. 116 00:08:05,923 --> 00:08:08,717 - This is a most important evening. 117 00:08:08,718 --> 00:08:11,803 - I have my little scooter, and I'm leaving now. 118 00:08:11,804 --> 00:08:13,138 Auf wiedersehen. 119 00:08:13,139 --> 00:08:15,056 - Oh, very well, auf wiedersehen. 120 00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:16,817 Oh, but before you go, 121 00:08:17,643 --> 00:08:20,437 allow me to offer you a bottle of our excellent wine 122 00:08:20,438 --> 00:08:22,397 from the cellar. 123 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:24,324 It's a cold evening. 124 00:08:25,526 --> 00:08:30,122 - You know, you're not such a bad old man after all. 125 00:08:40,207 --> 00:08:41,583 In here. 126 00:08:41,584 --> 00:08:44,219 This isn't a wine cellar! 127 00:08:47,131 --> 00:08:48,891 Let me out of here! 128 00:08:50,509 --> 00:08:51,685 Let me out! 129 00:08:52,136 --> 00:08:54,062 Let me out of here! 130 00:09:28,381 --> 00:09:30,891 Your early evening call, sir. 131 00:09:33,678 --> 00:09:35,595 - It's only a quarter to. 132 00:09:35,596 --> 00:09:37,898 Sorry, sir, an emergency. 133 00:09:41,477 --> 00:09:43,436 I said not till 8:00. 134 00:09:43,437 --> 00:09:46,147 - We have a domestic crisis on our hands. 135 00:09:46,148 --> 00:09:48,400 Helga has handed in her notice. 136 00:09:48,401 --> 00:09:50,527 She intends to continue her working holiday 137 00:09:50,528 --> 00:09:52,237 in the south of France. 138 00:09:52,238 --> 00:09:53,822 She misses the sun. 139 00:09:53,823 --> 00:09:55,573 - This staff problem is completely out of hand, 140 00:09:55,574 --> 00:09:56,574 but I can't talk to her. 141 00:09:56,575 --> 00:09:58,502 She doesn't even know I exist. 142 00:09:59,286 --> 00:10:00,620 - You could give her a little bite, 143 00:10:00,621 --> 00:10:02,714 just enough to make her compliant. 144 00:10:03,374 --> 00:10:05,667 She's in the cell. 145 00:10:05,668 --> 00:10:07,460 Very well. 146 00:10:07,461 --> 00:10:08,845 It's very tricky though. 147 00:10:27,314 --> 00:10:28,481 Good evening, Helga. 148 00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:29,691 I don't think we've met. 149 00:10:29,692 --> 00:10:30,483 Who are you? 150 00:10:30,484 --> 00:10:32,485 I am Count Dracula. 151 00:10:32,486 --> 00:10:33,778 What do you mean? 152 00:10:33,779 --> 00:10:35,739 Please, don't play jokes with me. 153 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:36,531 I don't want my money. 154 00:10:36,532 --> 00:10:38,375 I just, just want to... 155 00:10:45,624 --> 00:10:48,760 - Not too much, sir, you're over the limit. 156 00:10:51,464 --> 00:10:52,806 Do be careful, sir. 157 00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:04,476 Oh, dear. 158 00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:06,311 - I warned you, sir. 159 00:11:06,312 --> 00:11:07,687 - Well, at least there's one consolation. 160 00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:10,857 Her teeth will look very realistic for our guests. 161 00:11:10,858 --> 00:11:13,535 - We can't let a vampire loose at dinner, sir. 162 00:11:15,154 --> 00:11:17,405 - Well, you're quite right, I must control her. 163 00:11:17,406 --> 00:11:18,948 Tonight I'll serve dinner myself. 164 00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:21,075 - But how will you disguise yourself, sir? 165 00:11:21,076 --> 00:11:22,702 - In the most obvious way possible. 166 00:11:22,703 --> 00:11:24,370 I'll take over from you and become Count Dracula. 167 00:11:24,371 --> 00:11:26,331 But if you were to play yourself, 168 00:11:26,332 --> 00:11:27,957 what role should I play? 169 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,084 - Well, stoop a little and become Erg, 170 00:11:30,085 --> 00:11:31,511 my evil assistant. 171 00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:37,050 Maltravers, Maltravers, Erg is not the missing link. 172 00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:39,761 He's just a little sinister, that's all. 173 00:11:39,762 --> 00:11:40,771 I'm sorry, sir. 174 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,592 How old is this castle? 175 00:12:19,593 --> 00:12:21,135 Over 500 years, miss. 176 00:12:21,136 --> 00:12:24,189 - Must be the only thing that's older than this beef. 177 00:12:25,516 --> 00:12:29,694 - Marc, you say your story of Dracula was based on fact? 178 00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:33,731 - Yes, his name comes from Vlad The Impaler, 179 00:12:33,732 --> 00:12:36,526 a ruthless tyrant who impaled thousands of his enemies 180 00:12:36,527 --> 00:12:38,361 on wooden stakes. 181 00:12:38,362 --> 00:12:40,238 One story tells how a group of villagers 182 00:12:40,239 --> 00:12:42,407 refused to remove their hats as he rode past. 183 00:12:42,408 --> 00:12:44,158 What did he do? 184 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:46,211 - He had them nailed to their heads. 185 00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:48,955 - You must admit, he had a sense of humor. 186 00:12:48,956 --> 00:12:50,623 Some more blood, sir? 187 00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:53,293 - Hey, we must have drunk three village girls already. 188 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,586 Right, let's get one 189 00:12:54,587 --> 00:12:55,962 with the vampire biting the neck, shall we? 190 00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:57,013 Oh, yes! 191 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,015 Oh, no. 192 00:12:59,842 --> 00:13:02,343 - Go on, Angela, you've got a beautiful neck. 193 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:04,762 - It'll save opening another bottle. 194 00:13:04,763 --> 00:13:06,764 - I really don't think that I'm the girl 195 00:13:06,765 --> 00:13:07,974 that should be photographed. 196 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:10,685 Stop that, Helga, my dear. 197 00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:11,603 Allow me. 198 00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:12,770 It looks better if I do it. 199 00:13:12,771 --> 00:13:14,072 I've had more practice. 200 00:13:16,525 --> 00:13:19,944 Splendid self-control. 201 00:13:19,945 --> 00:13:21,529 Nice one, Count. 202 00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:22,906 - There's something weird about him. 203 00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:25,783 - Yes, I should be very glad to get out of this place, hmm. 204 00:13:25,784 --> 00:13:27,327 How about dinner in London? 205 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,162 We can discuss how I slept at the foot of your bed 206 00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:30,705 so you wouldn't be nervous. 207 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,248 - Hmm, how kind, but all of us girls 208 00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:34,134 are sleeping in the same room. 209 00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:37,378 Would you believe that organ? 210 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:39,088 It's giving me goose bumps. 211 00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:40,390 And big ones, too. 212 00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:45,386 Hey, Gershwin, knock it off. 213 00:13:45,387 --> 00:13:46,938 Tourists. 214 00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,683 - I think perhaps that's enough on the organ. 215 00:13:50,684 --> 00:13:52,852 Time for the coffins, Erg. 216 00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:54,362 Yes, master. 217 00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:02,654 - Please accept a memento of your visit 218 00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:03,696 to Castle Dracula. 219 00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:04,864 - Oh! - Wow! 220 00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:06,082 Thank you so much. 221 00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:18,503 - You should have given us these before serving the beef. 222 00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:19,596 Ugh! 223 00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:23,517 Hey, girls, how do I look? 224 00:14:24,051 --> 00:14:25,259 Oh, you're wearing them? 225 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,479 I didn't realize. 226 00:14:31,725 --> 00:14:33,351 Hold it. 227 00:14:33,352 --> 00:14:35,695 Another nice one, Count. 228 00:14:47,074 --> 00:14:48,908 - Have you prepared the sleeping drafts? 229 00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:50,660 - In the soup, sir, also in the wine, 230 00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:52,495 and a little on the strudel, just to be sure. 231 00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:53,871 Excellent. 232 00:14:53,872 --> 00:14:54,914 It's not like the old days, 233 00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:57,175 when one could just go out for a bite locally. 234 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,483 - Spectacular, bloody good. 235 00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,444 Sir, your wig is slipping. 236 00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:21,858 - Look, Angela, they're very pretty girls. 237 00:15:21,859 --> 00:15:22,817 Coffee, Miss? 238 00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:24,444 - Decaffeinated? - No, coffee. 239 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,121 - Sanka? - It's a pleasure. 240 00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:33,378 I feel like bed. 241 00:15:34,621 --> 00:15:36,548 I think I can take a hint. 242 00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:40,552 Milton! 243 00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:46,924 - For goodness sake. - It must be the journey. 244 00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:48,760 Come on, Milton, it's time for bye-byes. 245 00:15:48,761 --> 00:15:49,927 Well, okay. 246 00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,220 Come along then, girls. 247 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,806 - Your rooms are all prepared if you'd like to retire. 248 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:54,849 That's a good idea. 249 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,943 We have some more shots to get in the morning. 250 00:16:00,522 --> 00:16:02,157 And so to bed. 251 00:16:53,784 --> 00:16:55,919 For you, my dear. 252 00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:16,180 No good, Maltravers. 253 00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:18,400 It'll have to be your finger on the trigger. 254 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,086 Up a degree. 255 00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:41,131 Right a degree. 256 00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:44,300 One degree more. 257 00:17:45,043 --> 00:17:46,261 Down a bit. 258 00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,179 A bit more. 259 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,309 Fire. 260 00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,181 - Oh, I hope I don't wake up dead in the morning. 261 00:17:58,182 --> 00:18:00,308 It's so cold. 262 00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:02,435 - Now, where on earth did you get those? 263 00:18:02,436 --> 00:18:05,980 - I scored with a couple of football players. 264 00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:07,106 - Well, I knew you were an oddball, 265 00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:08,533 but odd socks as well? 266 00:18:09,943 --> 00:18:12,829 Hey, Angela, do you think that's Marc serenading you? 267 00:18:14,156 --> 00:18:17,074 - Well, all wolves sound the same to me. 268 00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:19,160 Come on, let's loosen up. 269 00:18:19,161 --> 00:18:20,253 Ouch! 270 00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:30,263 Ritva! 271 00:18:32,674 --> 00:18:34,634 - You look like you've seen a ghost. 272 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,636 Are you all right? - What on earth are you doing? 273 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:37,428 Are you all right? 274 00:18:37,429 --> 00:18:38,679 Don't make me laugh. 275 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,473 You'll crack my beauty mask. 276 00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:42,433 That's a beauty mask? 277 00:18:42,434 --> 00:18:45,320 Get into bed, all of you. 278 00:20:03,598 --> 00:20:06,142 - You know, I was quite tempted during dinner. 279 00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:07,476 I know, sir. 280 00:20:07,477 --> 00:20:09,863 Poor girl, she doesn't know what she missed. 281 00:20:10,856 --> 00:20:13,941 I still remember the surprise of your first bite, 282 00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:16,619 that beautiful feeling of being one of the family. 283 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:19,789 - We have work to do, starting at that end. 284 00:20:40,969 --> 00:20:42,678 Who are you? 285 00:20:42,679 --> 00:20:43,888 This is a dream. 286 00:20:43,889 --> 00:20:45,523 You're asleep, you understand? 287 00:20:46,141 --> 00:20:48,434 Look into my eyes. 288 00:20:48,435 --> 00:20:53,114 You are falling, falling into a deep sleep. 289 00:20:55,942 --> 00:20:57,026 Put your fingers in your ears, Maltravers. 290 00:20:57,027 --> 00:20:58,620 I don't want you going off. 291 00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:02,582 Concentrate on my eyes. 292 00:21:03,075 --> 00:21:05,242 When I flick my fingers, 293 00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:08,037 the memory of this scene will disappear. 294 00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:12,050 And you will fall into a deep, dreamless sleep. 295 00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:12,143 Which girl did this come from? 296 00:22:12,144 --> 00:22:14,570 - I think Nancy, the American person. 297 00:22:15,897 --> 00:22:17,148 Is that it, sir? 298 00:22:17,149 --> 00:22:18,190 Yes. 299 00:22:18,191 --> 00:22:19,283 This is it. 300 00:22:19,943 --> 00:22:21,444 But how did the triple-O negative group 301 00:22:21,445 --> 00:22:23,612 that hasn't been seen in Transylvania for 50 years 302 00:22:23,613 --> 00:22:24,822 find its way to America? 303 00:22:24,823 --> 00:22:27,375 A very mixed race, sir. 304 00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:30,327 Who was this, then? 305 00:22:30,328 --> 00:22:32,830 - Oh, dear, I think I've made a mistake. 306 00:22:32,831 --> 00:22:33,831 - Well, pull yourself together, man. 307 00:22:33,832 --> 00:22:35,499 Which girl did this come from? 308 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,427 I'm a little confused, sir. 309 00:22:38,003 --> 00:22:39,670 So am I. 310 00:22:39,671 --> 00:22:41,255 Let's start again. 311 00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:42,548 Now, we know it didn't come from Angela or Rose. 312 00:22:42,549 --> 00:22:44,467 - No, I think it came from this end, sir. 313 00:22:44,468 --> 00:22:46,218 - Forget about the others, this is the one that matters. 314 00:22:46,219 --> 00:22:47,011 This is the one we're looking for. 315 00:22:47,012 --> 00:22:48,429 This is the catalyst. 316 00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:49,638 And when we mix it with the blood 317 00:22:49,639 --> 00:22:51,265 so generously donated by our guests, 318 00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:55,278 this will bring my beloved Vampira back to life. 319 00:22:57,314 --> 00:22:59,282 Stay, Maltravers. 320 00:23:00,192 --> 00:23:02,452 A very great honor, sir. 321 00:23:35,352 --> 00:23:36,477 50 years. 322 00:23:36,478 --> 00:23:38,187 It's been a long time. 323 00:23:38,188 --> 00:23:40,490 - More beautiful than her portrait, sir. 324 00:23:41,358 --> 00:23:43,108 Sir, I was always under the impression 325 00:23:43,109 --> 00:23:44,777 that the vampire was immortal 326 00:23:44,778 --> 00:23:46,278 and that only a wooden stake or daylight could- 327 00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:47,488 Yes, that is true, of course. 328 00:23:47,489 --> 00:23:49,406 But alas, there is one other thing. 329 00:23:49,407 --> 00:23:50,783 Sir? 330 00:23:50,784 --> 00:23:53,911 - Deep anemia from a poisoned peasant. 331 00:23:53,912 --> 00:23:55,004 What bad luck. 332 00:23:57,415 --> 00:23:58,582 Dawn, sir. 333 00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:00,292 We've worked through the night. 334 00:24:00,293 --> 00:24:02,044 - In 12 hours, her body temperature will be up to normal. 335 00:24:02,045 --> 00:24:04,088 Then we can start the transfusions. 336 00:24:04,089 --> 00:24:06,298 - Yes, sir, and may I say how nice it will be 337 00:24:06,299 --> 00:24:08,476 to have a lady around the house? 338 00:24:14,641 --> 00:24:15,900 Hey, Milton. 339 00:24:16,601 --> 00:24:18,269 Milton, wake up. 340 00:24:18,270 --> 00:24:19,603 What do you want? 341 00:24:19,604 --> 00:24:20,938 - These girls look absolutely awful. 342 00:24:20,939 --> 00:24:22,856 Mm, I hope I don't. 343 00:24:22,857 --> 00:24:24,149 Don't nag. 344 00:24:24,150 --> 00:24:25,442 - As soon as we get back to London, 345 00:24:25,443 --> 00:24:26,777 I want you to set up a photo sesh. 346 00:24:26,778 --> 00:24:28,579 - Oh, don't wake me up to tell me that. 347 00:24:32,158 --> 00:24:34,034 Soon, my darling, soon. 348 00:24:34,035 --> 00:24:35,795 You've been very patient. 349 00:24:37,414 --> 00:24:39,123 She's breathing. 350 00:24:39,124 --> 00:24:40,291 She lives. 351 00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:41,834 See how the color returns? 352 00:24:41,835 --> 00:24:43,460 How much longer, Maltravers? 353 00:24:43,461 --> 00:24:45,096 Another two pints, sir. 354 00:24:46,214 --> 00:24:48,266 Yes, the color deepens. 355 00:24:53,221 --> 00:24:55,064 She's looking very well, sir. 356 00:24:57,684 --> 00:25:01,028 Quite a deep color, unusual for a vampire. 357 00:25:01,855 --> 00:25:03,564 Unusual? 358 00:25:03,565 --> 00:25:05,158 It's impossible. 359 00:25:08,111 --> 00:25:09,954 Certainly an odd shade, sir. 360 00:25:11,406 --> 00:25:12,615 What's happening? 361 00:25:12,616 --> 00:25:13,866 You don't think, sir, 362 00:25:13,867 --> 00:25:15,367 the deep freeze wasn't working properly, 363 00:25:15,368 --> 00:25:19,496 and she's, well, gone off? 364 00:25:19,497 --> 00:25:20,998 Gone off? 365 00:25:20,999 --> 00:25:22,758 What do you mean, gone off? 366 00:25:26,838 --> 00:25:28,556 Well, it's impossible! 367 00:25:35,597 --> 00:25:36,898 Vladimir. 368 00:25:40,226 --> 00:25:41,685 You see? 369 00:25:41,686 --> 00:25:43,729 I awakened you from your sleep as I promised I would. 370 00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:45,189 How long has it been? 371 00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:46,523 50 years. 372 00:25:46,524 --> 00:25:47,700 50 years? 373 00:25:48,276 --> 00:25:50,444 Tell me the truth. 374 00:25:50,445 --> 00:25:51,871 Am I still beautiful? 375 00:25:52,364 --> 00:25:54,448 Yes, you're still beautiful. 376 00:25:54,449 --> 00:25:56,083 Ah, then I'm happy. 377 00:25:56,951 --> 00:25:58,127 Aren't you? 378 00:25:58,578 --> 00:26:00,079 Oh, yes, I'm happy. 379 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,331 But there's there's one little thing. 380 00:26:02,332 --> 00:26:03,832 I made a slight miscalculation. 381 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,084 Miscalculation? 382 00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:07,002 - Yes, I'm sure it's only temporary. 383 00:26:07,003 --> 00:26:08,512 Well, tell me what... 384 00:26:13,385 --> 00:26:14,477 I'm black. 385 00:26:15,595 --> 00:26:16,812 Very. 386 00:26:18,348 --> 00:26:21,558 Oh, but you're so clever. 387 00:26:21,559 --> 00:26:23,143 It is beautiful. 388 00:26:23,144 --> 00:26:24,978 Yes, black is beautiful. 389 00:26:24,979 --> 00:26:26,989 Help me, my darling. 390 00:26:34,322 --> 00:26:36,824 Oh, if only I wasn't a vampire, 391 00:26:36,825 --> 00:26:39,410 then I could look at myself in a mirror. 392 00:26:39,411 --> 00:26:41,453 - Well, we'll have to change you back, of course. 393 00:26:41,454 --> 00:26:43,414 But why can't I stay this way? 394 00:26:43,415 --> 00:26:46,050 - Well, it's a small town, people might talk. 395 00:26:47,335 --> 00:26:48,460 Oh, forgive me, my darling, I'm very remiss. 396 00:26:48,461 --> 00:26:49,503 This is my manservant, Maltravers. 397 00:26:49,504 --> 00:26:52,098 He's been with me these past 20 years. 398 00:26:53,341 --> 00:26:54,675 Is he one of us? 399 00:26:54,676 --> 00:26:56,427 - I was given one small bite, milady, 400 00:26:56,428 --> 00:26:59,596 and as a result I'm only an honorary member of the family. 401 00:26:59,597 --> 00:27:02,858 But it will be my pleasure to serve you. 402 00:27:04,394 --> 00:27:06,395 - Where are my clothes and jewelry? 403 00:27:06,396 --> 00:27:07,771 Oh, darling, come along. 404 00:27:07,772 --> 00:27:09,314 Everything is exactly the way you left it. 405 00:27:09,315 --> 00:27:10,524 Ah. 406 00:27:10,525 --> 00:27:11,942 Have you missed me, my darling? 407 00:27:11,943 --> 00:27:13,744 Every minute of every day. 408 00:27:14,487 --> 00:27:15,705 Here, you'll see. 409 00:27:26,374 --> 00:27:28,542 What went wrong? 410 00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:30,753 I wait 50 years and she comes back a different color. 411 00:27:30,754 --> 00:27:31,962 It's not unbecoming, sir. 412 00:27:31,963 --> 00:27:33,589 But what happened? 413 00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:35,591 - Well, sir, when we found the special blood group 414 00:27:35,592 --> 00:27:37,134 that acted as the catalyst 415 00:27:37,135 --> 00:27:39,678 and added the blood from the other girls, one of them- 416 00:27:39,679 --> 00:27:41,096 Was black, yes. 417 00:27:41,097 --> 00:27:42,639 Well, it's possible that her blood did affect the pigment 418 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,392 and somehow there was a chemical reaction, but... 419 00:27:45,393 --> 00:27:47,644 - I don't understand the technical term, sir, 420 00:27:47,645 --> 00:27:50,022 but I rather suspect it's like washing blue socks 421 00:27:50,023 --> 00:27:52,649 with white shirts, the color runs, 422 00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:54,151 and the only way to get the whiteness back 423 00:27:54,152 --> 00:27:56,495 is to wash the shirts again on their own. 424 00:27:58,406 --> 00:28:00,741 - Maltravers, I do not like the implication 425 00:28:00,742 --> 00:28:01,909 that bringing my wife back to life 426 00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:03,827 is like doing the laundry. 427 00:28:03,828 --> 00:28:05,704 But in principle, you could be right. 428 00:28:05,705 --> 00:28:07,539 - Well, sir, we know the special blood came 429 00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:08,999 from one of the three girls. 430 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,626 Then we must start again. 431 00:28:10,627 --> 00:28:12,628 - But sir, they've gone back to London. 432 00:28:12,629 --> 00:28:14,213 We must follow them. 433 00:28:14,214 --> 00:28:16,465 - A night flight will get us there before dawn. 434 00:28:16,466 --> 00:28:18,675 - That's a long journey for a bat. 435 00:28:18,676 --> 00:28:20,561 I mean by airplane. 436 00:28:25,683 --> 00:28:28,435 ♪ At last I've got a date with Susie 437 00:28:28,436 --> 00:28:31,063 ♪ Now I've got an automobile 438 00:28:31,064 --> 00:28:33,649 ♪ We'll take a spin to somewhere choosy 439 00:28:33,650 --> 00:28:35,943 ♪ Then I'll know how she feels 440 00:28:35,944 --> 00:28:38,654 ♪ Her parents asked me 'round for tea 441 00:28:38,655 --> 00:28:41,323 ♪ I think they both approve 442 00:28:41,324 --> 00:28:43,951 ♪ If I could only win her heart 443 00:28:43,952 --> 00:28:45,536 ♪ But where can I start 444 00:28:45,537 --> 00:28:46,995 ♪ Where can I start 445 00:28:46,996 --> 00:28:48,413 ♪ I'm crazy 446 00:28:48,414 --> 00:28:49,748 ♪ I'm hazy 447 00:28:49,749 --> 00:28:52,668 ♪ I'm starry-eyed and gazy 448 00:28:52,669 --> 00:28:53,752 ♪ Have to mention it 449 00:28:53,753 --> 00:28:57,589 ♪ I'm in love with a girl called Sue 450 00:28:57,590 --> 00:29:00,467 ♪ She's sweeter than honey 451 00:29:00,468 --> 00:29:04,346 ♪ I'm spending all my money, true 452 00:29:04,347 --> 00:29:08,267 ♪ On the girl they call Sue 453 00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:13,447 ♪ If I were Al Capone, I'd declare my taxes 454 00:29:30,748 --> 00:29:33,709 - Is this the first time you've flown, sir? 455 00:29:33,710 --> 00:29:35,261 No, I've flown many times. 456 00:29:37,630 --> 00:29:38,848 Never by plane. 457 00:29:44,470 --> 00:29:46,763 - Excuse me, would you like a drink, sir? 458 00:29:46,764 --> 00:29:47,848 No alcohol, thank you. 459 00:29:47,849 --> 00:29:48,807 Cigarettes? 460 00:29:48,808 --> 00:29:50,151 No, we don't smoke. 461 00:30:00,361 --> 00:30:01,954 No alcohol. 462 00:30:02,614 --> 00:30:04,123 No cigarettes. 463 00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:09,119 Don't tell me you can't go out in the sunlight either. 464 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,212 I avoid it. 465 00:30:11,497 --> 00:30:13,215 You are one of us. 466 00:30:21,299 --> 00:30:23,675 Do you go to the EYC, too? 467 00:30:23,676 --> 00:30:25,469 EYC? 468 00:30:25,470 --> 00:30:28,147 - Eternal Youth Clinic in Switzerland. 469 00:30:29,515 --> 00:30:31,025 Oh, I thought... 470 00:30:33,436 --> 00:30:34,978 Oh. 471 00:30:34,979 --> 00:30:38,857 Well, they pump the cells of sheep into your body 472 00:30:38,858 --> 00:30:44,121 and rejuvenate the tissues and keep you young. 473 00:30:44,656 --> 00:30:45,581 Interesting theory. 474 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:48,492 - But for the first three months, 475 00:30:48,493 --> 00:30:50,369 you're not allowed to smoke or drink 476 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:51,787 or go out in the sun, 477 00:30:51,788 --> 00:30:54,039 in case it should kill the new cells. 478 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,208 That's why when you said you didn't smoke or drink, 479 00:30:56,209 --> 00:30:58,293 I thought you'd been, too. 480 00:30:58,294 --> 00:31:00,754 No, but it sounds fascinating. 481 00:31:00,755 --> 00:31:02,130 It works. 482 00:31:02,131 --> 00:31:04,341 It works all right. 483 00:31:04,342 --> 00:31:06,635 And it's all because of this rich new blood 484 00:31:06,636 --> 00:31:09,396 they keep pumping into me. 485 00:31:11,224 --> 00:31:13,183 New blood? 486 00:31:13,184 --> 00:31:14,101 Uh-huh. 487 00:31:14,102 --> 00:31:15,519 I had just come from there. 488 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,937 I'm full of it. 489 00:31:16,938 --> 00:31:18,906 That's what keeps me so young. 490 00:31:20,650 --> 00:31:23,410 You interest me, strangely. 491 00:31:34,247 --> 00:31:35,288 - Ladies and gentleman, 492 00:31:35,289 --> 00:31:36,957 this is your captain speaking. 493 00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:39,009 Please fasten your seat belts. 494 00:31:44,215 --> 00:31:45,766 Yeah, fasten. 495 00:31:46,342 --> 00:31:48,352 I hate this journey. 496 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:52,189 But I have to do it to go to the clinic. 497 00:31:53,307 --> 00:31:56,360 You see, if I stop having this special blood- 498 00:32:23,796 --> 00:32:25,047 - Ladies and gentleman, 499 00:32:25,048 --> 00:32:27,049 I regret the unexpected turbulence. 500 00:32:27,050 --> 00:32:28,967 We will shortly be landing at London Airport. 501 00:32:28,968 --> 00:32:30,677 We hope you enjoyed your flight and that 502 00:32:30,678 --> 00:32:33,564 you will be traveling Transylvanian airlines again soon. 503 00:32:39,353 --> 00:32:41,021 - Please don't unfasten your seat belt, sir, 504 00:32:41,022 --> 00:32:42,981 until the plane stops. 505 00:32:42,982 --> 00:32:44,566 Are you all right, sir? 506 00:32:44,567 --> 00:32:45,734 Not good. 507 00:32:45,735 --> 00:32:50,831 Oh. 508 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,043 - Goodbye, madam, I do hope you've enjoyed the trip. 509 00:33:03,044 --> 00:33:05,253 I did enjoy it, thank you. 510 00:33:05,254 --> 00:33:06,347 Good. 511 00:33:07,673 --> 00:33:08,715 Goodbye, sir. 512 00:33:08,716 --> 00:33:09,508 Goodbye, thank you. 513 00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:11,218 Goodbye, sir. 514 00:33:11,219 --> 00:33:12,010 - You boys- - Goodbye, sir. 515 00:33:12,011 --> 00:33:12,803 Bye, thank you. 516 00:33:12,804 --> 00:33:14,146 Goodbye. 517 00:33:28,903 --> 00:33:30,987 - Maltravers, get on the telephone 518 00:33:30,988 --> 00:33:33,949 and ask the hall porter to deliver this book 519 00:33:33,950 --> 00:33:36,201 and this note to Mr. Marc Williams, please. 520 00:33:36,202 --> 00:33:37,160 Right away, sir. 521 00:33:37,161 --> 00:33:38,462 Thank you. 522 00:33:41,707 --> 00:33:44,009 - Oh, darling, you look so handsome. 523 00:33:44,710 --> 00:33:46,595 - And you look beautiful, darling. 524 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:49,840 Darling, let's go out. 525 00:33:49,841 --> 00:33:52,768 It's such a long time since you took me dancing. 526 00:33:58,808 --> 00:34:00,892 Do you remember The Big Apple? 527 00:34:00,893 --> 00:34:02,978 - I'll never forget your Big Apple. 528 00:34:02,979 --> 00:34:05,188 And the Charleston? 529 00:34:05,189 --> 00:34:06,532 And the Charleston. 530 00:34:06,941 --> 00:34:09,201 And how about my black bottom? 531 00:34:10,361 --> 00:34:11,611 We will not be going out. 532 00:34:11,612 --> 00:34:13,029 Oh, darling, please. 533 00:34:13,030 --> 00:34:14,072 - Please, don't let's argue, dear. 534 00:34:14,073 --> 00:34:15,157 - Oh, but just for a little while. 535 00:34:15,158 --> 00:34:16,366 It's time you went to bed. 536 00:34:16,367 --> 00:34:18,034 I don't wanna go to bed. 537 00:34:18,035 --> 00:34:20,662 - Maltravers, her ladyship is retiring. 538 00:34:20,663 --> 00:34:21,755 Yes, sir. 539 00:34:37,930 --> 00:34:40,056 - Oh, Maltravers, exciting city, this. 540 00:34:40,057 --> 00:34:42,225 It has many memories for me. 541 00:34:42,226 --> 00:34:43,018 I think I'll go out for a while. 542 00:34:43,019 --> 00:34:44,895 Shall I wait up, sir? 543 00:34:44,896 --> 00:34:46,739 - No, just leave the window open. 544 00:35:02,205 --> 00:35:05,707 ♪ When you look for a dream 545 00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:08,919 ♪ Do you feel in the dark 546 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:14,224 ♪ Or do fingers reach out from your heart 547 00:35:14,675 --> 00:35:18,094 ♪ Can you tell any bliss 548 00:35:18,095 --> 00:35:20,931 ♪ When that vision is near 549 00:35:20,932 --> 00:35:26,236 ♪ Do you know what to say when it's real 550 00:35:27,104 --> 00:35:30,398 ♪ When you look for a dream 551 00:35:30,399 --> 00:35:33,318 ♪ Do you worry a while 552 00:35:33,319 --> 00:35:38,624 ♪ Should a moment ago pass you by 553 00:35:38,908 --> 00:35:42,577 ♪ You remember a place 554 00:35:42,578 --> 00:35:45,747 ♪ You remember a face 555 00:35:45,748 --> 00:35:51,053 ♪ But that's all when you look for a dream 556 00:35:51,754 --> 00:35:55,048 ♪ When you look for a dream 557 00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:58,009 ♪ Does your heart miss a beat 558 00:35:58,010 --> 00:36:03,232 ♪ When a tender hello meets your heart 559 00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:07,560 ♪ Once again you remember 560 00:36:07,561 --> 00:36:10,313 ♪ The place and the face 561 00:36:10,314 --> 00:36:15,410 ♪ Love is yours when you look for a dream 562 00:36:30,584 --> 00:36:33,712 What the hell do you, oh! 563 00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:34,713 Oh! 564 00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:36,339 Don't! 565 00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:37,432 Oh! 566 00:36:37,883 --> 00:36:39,434 Oh! 567 00:36:44,598 --> 00:36:45,974 Three lousy pounds? 568 00:36:45,975 --> 00:36:48,819 - That's all you're worth, you little freak! 569 00:36:51,981 --> 00:36:53,198 Oh! 570 00:36:55,192 --> 00:36:56,651 Let's see what you're worth. 571 00:36:56,652 --> 00:36:57,744 Oh! 572 00:36:59,822 --> 00:37:01,456 Oh! 573 00:37:01,824 --> 00:37:03,458 Oh, you bastard! 574 00:37:08,414 --> 00:37:09,631 Oh, oh. 575 00:37:33,105 --> 00:37:35,106 - I don't think he'll bother you anymore, my dear. 576 00:37:35,107 --> 00:37:37,367 Oh, thank you. 577 00:37:45,284 --> 00:37:46,710 Who are you? 578 00:37:47,828 --> 00:37:50,005 Count Vladimir. 579 00:37:50,748 --> 00:37:52,424 Thank you, Count. 580 00:38:08,099 --> 00:38:10,225 Would you like a lift, Count? 581 00:38:10,226 --> 00:38:12,110 Thank you, how kind. 582 00:38:14,188 --> 00:38:16,314 What a charming young lady you are. 583 00:38:16,315 --> 00:38:18,241 And such a beautiful neck, too. 584 00:38:18,609 --> 00:38:19,943 Well, thank you. 585 00:38:19,944 --> 00:38:21,536 That's an unusual compliment. 586 00:38:33,999 --> 00:38:36,626 Look, Count, it's nearly dawn. 587 00:38:36,627 --> 00:38:38,294 How about scrambled eggs at my place? 588 00:38:38,295 --> 00:38:42,799 - I'm afraid it's time I went to bed. 589 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,892 Thank you. 590 00:38:45,594 --> 00:38:47,938 The sooner I get home, the better. 591 00:38:49,056 --> 00:38:50,890 But this is Buckingham Palace. 592 00:38:50,891 --> 00:38:53,184 Are you sure you want to get out here? 593 00:38:53,185 --> 00:38:55,278 - I'm afraid I can go no further. 594 00:38:58,607 --> 00:39:00,534 Some other time, perhaps. 595 00:39:01,235 --> 00:39:02,452 Perhaps. 596 00:39:35,603 --> 00:39:38,905 Conway, you look so sexy! 597 00:39:41,150 --> 00:39:43,693 Hurry up, darling, I want you next to me in bed. 598 00:39:43,694 --> 00:39:46,696 - I am just looking for my toothpaste. 599 00:39:46,697 --> 00:39:49,240 If anyone suspected us- 600 00:39:49,241 --> 00:39:50,533 They won't. 601 00:39:50,534 --> 00:39:52,452 My wife thinks I'm at a Shriner's convention. 602 00:39:52,453 --> 00:39:56,748 Hmm, oh, boy, what a night. 603 00:39:56,749 --> 00:39:58,592 You pistol, you! 604 00:40:07,218 --> 00:40:10,645 Now show me, tiger! 605 00:40:17,228 --> 00:40:19,062 - Millicent, what's the matter? 606 00:40:19,063 --> 00:40:21,156 I haven't even started yet. 607 00:40:21,649 --> 00:40:23,441 What? 608 00:40:23,442 --> 00:40:24,234 We can't stay here any longer. 609 00:40:24,235 --> 00:40:25,610 It's far too public. 610 00:40:25,611 --> 00:40:27,862 You must find a house that's quiet and near the center. 611 00:40:27,863 --> 00:40:29,155 The curtains! 612 00:40:29,156 --> 00:40:30,365 - I'm sorry about the window, sir. 613 00:40:30,366 --> 00:40:31,991 You were only just in time. 614 00:40:31,992 --> 00:40:33,243 - It's all right, call a house agent. 615 00:40:33,244 --> 00:40:35,587 - I'll get on to them in the morning, sir. 616 00:40:44,004 --> 00:40:46,681 Are you asleep, my darling? 617 00:41:11,282 --> 00:41:12,782 Well, don't get up. 618 00:41:12,783 --> 00:41:15,201 I could see you found an exciting book on gardening 619 00:41:15,202 --> 00:41:16,703 and you forgot our date. 620 00:41:16,704 --> 00:41:18,997 Oh, Angela, I'm sorry. 621 00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:20,915 It's all about Vlad The Impaler, 622 00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:22,834 the guy whose castle we went to. 623 00:41:22,835 --> 00:41:24,502 It arrived this morning with a note. 624 00:41:24,503 --> 00:41:26,504 Just said the sender will contact me shortly, 625 00:41:26,505 --> 00:41:28,464 and there's no signature. 626 00:41:28,465 --> 00:41:29,507 I couldn't put it down. 627 00:41:29,508 --> 00:41:30,883 Mm. 628 00:41:30,884 --> 00:41:32,769 Ooh, my leg's gone asleep. 629 00:41:33,721 --> 00:41:34,938 Well, help me. 630 00:41:36,098 --> 00:41:38,433 You see, Dracula discovered the secret of eternal youth. 631 00:41:38,434 --> 00:41:40,226 - Pity you couldn't have read it when you were younger. 632 00:41:40,227 --> 00:41:43,104 - I think you caught me just in time. 633 00:41:43,105 --> 00:41:44,606 Oh, I'm really looking forward 634 00:41:44,607 --> 00:41:46,149 to walking into a restaurant with you. 635 00:41:46,150 --> 00:41:47,525 It's agony when it comes back. 636 00:41:47,526 --> 00:41:48,818 - Yeah, what, are you going to crawl to dinner, 637 00:41:48,819 --> 00:41:50,570 or shall I just phone for an ambulance? 638 00:41:50,571 --> 00:41:52,280 - Well, you could try the kiss of life. 639 00:41:52,281 --> 00:41:53,331 Hmm? 640 00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:58,036 - Or alternatively, there's a great little hamburger joint 641 00:41:58,037 --> 00:41:59,412 just around the corner. 642 00:41:59,413 --> 00:42:00,538 Oh, who could resist that? 643 00:42:00,539 --> 00:42:02,332 - Well, you've resisted everything else so far. 644 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:03,633 Shall we? 645 00:42:34,198 --> 00:42:38,919 - It's unusual to want to see the cellars first. 646 00:42:39,953 --> 00:42:42,080 - Oh, I like the atmosphere here, Mr. King. 647 00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:44,415 - I think it'd suit your requirements admirably. 648 00:42:44,416 --> 00:42:45,708 And I'm just sorry that you weren't able 649 00:42:45,709 --> 00:42:47,710 to see it in daytime. 650 00:42:47,711 --> 00:42:50,213 - I'm afraid that night is my time of day. 651 00:42:50,214 --> 00:42:53,132 - It's fully furnished and very secluded, 652 00:42:53,133 --> 00:42:55,301 and of course convenient to the center of town. 653 00:42:55,302 --> 00:42:56,386 And if I may say so, 654 00:42:56,387 --> 00:42:58,471 compared with today's prices, most reasonable. 655 00:42:58,472 --> 00:43:00,765 - Presumably, because of its history. 656 00:43:00,766 --> 00:43:02,350 History? 657 00:43:02,351 --> 00:43:03,559 - Yes, unless I'm mistaken, this house is mentioned 658 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,479 in a book of the unusual houses of London. 659 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,855 That ceiling, for example. 660 00:43:07,856 --> 00:43:09,482 Charming, isn't it? 661 00:43:09,483 --> 00:43:12,276 - Yes, and the last thing the original owner saw. 662 00:43:12,277 --> 00:43:15,279 A dabbler in the occult, he was hacked to death 663 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,073 right where you're standing. 664 00:43:17,074 --> 00:43:18,366 Oh, really? 665 00:43:18,367 --> 00:43:21,035 - And the next tenant, he committed suicide 666 00:43:21,036 --> 00:43:21,869 in the ornamental lake. 667 00:43:21,870 --> 00:43:23,496 In the lake? 668 00:43:23,497 --> 00:43:25,581 - But the most unusual of all the deaths in this house 669 00:43:25,582 --> 00:43:27,041 was the headless body of a serving maid 670 00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:29,761 found ripped up in the chimney. 671 00:43:32,464 --> 00:43:34,090 That is more unusual, yes. 672 00:43:34,091 --> 00:43:35,967 The head was never found. 673 00:43:35,968 --> 00:43:37,552 Never found? 674 00:43:37,553 --> 00:43:40,689 - I thought I saw something moving in the cellar. 675 00:43:43,934 --> 00:43:46,436 - I'm sorry, sir, a most unfortunate choice. 676 00:43:46,437 --> 00:43:48,438 - On the contrary, it is exactly what I'm looking for. 677 00:43:48,439 --> 00:43:49,480 It is? 678 00:43:49,481 --> 00:43:50,648 Oh, it is! 679 00:43:50,649 --> 00:43:53,159 Oh, well, here are the keys. 680 00:43:54,445 --> 00:43:56,871 Don't worry about the deposit. 681 00:44:00,659 --> 00:44:01,835 Never found? 682 00:44:04,621 --> 00:44:06,456 Oh! 683 00:44:06,457 --> 00:44:08,833 ♪ At last I've got a date with Susie 684 00:44:08,834 --> 00:44:11,461 ♪ Now I've got an automobile 685 00:44:11,462 --> 00:44:13,963 ♪ We'll take a spin to somewhere choosy 686 00:44:13,964 --> 00:44:15,506 ♪ Then I'll know how she feels 687 00:44:15,507 --> 00:44:17,508 - They seemed to improve the talkies, Maltravers. 688 00:44:17,509 --> 00:44:18,685 Oh, may we go? 689 00:44:19,303 --> 00:44:21,804 ♪ I think they both approve 690 00:44:21,805 --> 00:44:24,557 ♪ If I could only win her heart 691 00:44:24,558 --> 00:44:25,933 ♪ But where can I start 692 00:44:25,934 --> 00:44:27,685 ♪ Where can I start 693 00:44:27,686 --> 00:44:28,895 ♪ I'm crazy 694 00:44:28,896 --> 00:44:30,438 ♪ I'm hazy 695 00:44:30,439 --> 00:44:33,065 ♪ I'm starry-eyed and gazy 696 00:44:33,066 --> 00:44:34,400 ♪ Have to mention it 697 00:44:34,401 --> 00:44:36,486 ♪ I'm in love with a girl called Sue 698 00:44:36,487 --> 00:44:38,696 Oh, you should have come! 699 00:44:38,697 --> 00:44:40,239 No, I can't stand violence. 700 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:41,199 Did you enjoy it? 701 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,158 Oh, right on. 702 00:44:42,159 --> 00:44:43,743 It was so outta sight. 703 00:44:43,744 --> 00:44:45,495 I've just seen some beautiful people. 704 00:44:45,496 --> 00:44:47,205 I beg your pardon? 705 00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:48,956 - Oh, Jim Brown really broke face. 706 00:44:48,957 --> 00:44:51,584 He was so good, ooh. 707 00:44:51,585 --> 00:44:52,919 - The sooner we get home, the better. 708 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,212 Home? 709 00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:56,672 Wait a minute, we only just hit town. 710 00:44:56,673 --> 00:44:58,475 Don't be such a drag. 711 00:44:59,343 --> 00:45:01,969 You know, if you tried, 712 00:45:01,970 --> 00:45:04,472 you could really be a groovy old dude. 713 00:45:04,473 --> 00:45:05,431 Groovy old dude? 714 00:45:05,432 --> 00:45:06,724 Mm-hmm. 715 00:45:06,725 --> 00:45:08,142 - If this is progress, I don't think I like it. 716 00:45:08,143 --> 00:45:10,019 Let's concentrate on getting the blood. 717 00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:11,529 Right on, sir. 718 00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,698 - And they say that men don't make passes 719 00:45:22,699 --> 00:45:24,742 at girls who wear glasses. 720 00:45:24,743 --> 00:45:28,213 - Only girls who wear glasses with great-looking- 721 00:45:29,414 --> 00:45:30,507 Legs. 722 00:45:32,167 --> 00:45:33,584 Hello? 723 00:45:33,585 --> 00:45:34,585 - Hello, Marc Williams? 724 00:45:34,586 --> 00:45:35,795 Mmm-hmm. 725 00:45:35,796 --> 00:45:38,548 - Did you dig the book? 726 00:45:38,549 --> 00:45:39,590 Who is this, please? 727 00:45:39,591 --> 00:45:41,634 - If you'd like to dig a little deeper, 728 00:45:41,635 --> 00:45:44,220 I'll call for you tomorrow night at eight. 729 00:45:44,221 --> 00:45:46,597 - Could we make that lunch, old chap? 730 00:45:46,598 --> 00:45:48,891 - I'm afraid not, darling. 731 00:45:48,892 --> 00:45:50,810 Tomorrow night, eight o'clock. 732 00:45:50,811 --> 00:45:53,020 - What was the name again, old chap? 733 00:45:53,021 --> 00:45:55,240 Just call me Countess. 734 00:46:04,157 --> 00:46:05,533 You know, that's weird. 735 00:46:05,534 --> 00:46:06,742 What is? 736 00:46:06,743 --> 00:46:08,828 He kept calling me old chap. 737 00:46:08,829 --> 00:46:10,037 Well, you must remember, 738 00:46:10,038 --> 00:46:11,706 the English have a strange sense of humor. 739 00:46:11,707 --> 00:46:13,916 - Well, I must say, I liked his voice anyway. 740 00:46:13,917 --> 00:46:16,752 Now, what am I going to wear tomorrow night? 741 00:46:16,753 --> 00:46:18,087 To wear? 742 00:46:18,088 --> 00:46:20,298 - Well, you want me to look chic, don't you? 743 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:23,926 Oh, look at these fantastic outfits. 744 00:46:23,927 --> 00:46:25,803 I suppose Maltravers could do a little shopping. 745 00:46:25,804 --> 00:46:26,596 A pleasure, sir. 746 00:46:26,597 --> 00:46:28,055 Ooh. 747 00:46:28,056 --> 00:46:29,056 - Look at those poor darlings, they're all so thin. 748 00:46:29,057 --> 00:46:30,391 Oh, I agree, sir. 749 00:46:30,392 --> 00:46:31,726 - Ooh, look at this trouser suit. 750 00:46:31,727 --> 00:46:32,602 It's so beautiful. 751 00:46:32,603 --> 00:46:33,603 May I have it, please? 752 00:46:33,604 --> 00:46:37,732 - Maltravers, do we like ladies in trousers? 753 00:46:37,733 --> 00:46:40,985 - I prefer a dress with a slash to the thigh, sir. 754 00:46:40,986 --> 00:46:42,737 I always find the sight of a suspender 755 00:46:42,738 --> 00:46:44,906 particularly titillating. 756 00:46:44,907 --> 00:46:47,116 So that's your hang-up? 757 00:46:47,117 --> 00:46:48,918 Mm. 758 00:46:53,790 --> 00:46:55,625 That was absolutely average. 759 00:46:55,626 --> 00:46:56,792 Look, Count. 760 00:46:56,793 --> 00:46:57,543 How have you been, darling? 761 00:46:57,544 --> 00:46:58,511 Sit down, sit down. 762 00:46:59,630 --> 00:47:01,422 Look, love, you wouldn't frighten me for a minute. 763 00:47:01,423 --> 00:47:03,424 You're supposed to have just crept out of the crypt. 764 00:47:03,425 --> 00:47:04,759 Could you try that? 765 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:05,801 - I was just getting my teeth into the part, Milton. 766 00:47:05,802 --> 00:47:06,886 Oh, okay, yes. 767 00:47:06,887 --> 00:47:08,804 Darling, look, you're enjoying it too much. 768 00:47:08,805 --> 00:47:10,765 A bit more horror, all right? 769 00:47:10,766 --> 00:47:12,391 I've never had so much fun in all my life. 770 00:47:12,392 --> 00:47:13,434 Could you keep quiet for a minute, 771 00:47:13,435 --> 00:47:14,352 and we'll try and get one? 772 00:47:14,353 --> 00:47:15,403 All right, right, now then. 773 00:47:16,146 --> 00:47:17,063 All right, okay. - Now, Ritva, 774 00:47:17,064 --> 00:47:18,397 a little bit to the right. 775 00:47:18,398 --> 00:47:19,649 - Absolutely perfect. - Darling, you've got 776 00:47:19,650 --> 00:47:20,399 a beautiful bottom. - Lovely, right. 777 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,317 But would you move it? 778 00:47:21,318 --> 00:47:22,818 Thank you very much, indeed. 779 00:47:22,819 --> 00:47:23,736 Right, here we are. - No, please, to the right. 780 00:47:23,737 --> 00:47:24,870 Yeah, over there, lovely. 781 00:47:25,030 --> 00:47:26,697 - Let's do it, here, to me, to me. 782 00:47:26,698 --> 00:47:27,657 Come along, eyes and teeth, eyes and teeth. 783 00:47:27,658 --> 00:47:29,667 Hello, sailor, yes. 784 00:47:30,619 --> 00:47:31,661 That was very nice. 785 00:47:31,662 --> 00:47:32,828 Okay, let's take a break, shall we? 786 00:47:32,829 --> 00:47:34,121 Thank you. 787 00:47:34,122 --> 00:47:35,414 - Hey, who's for a glass of orange juice? 788 00:47:35,415 --> 00:47:36,707 - Okay, who's for a cup of coffee? 789 00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:37,792 Me! 790 00:47:37,793 --> 00:47:39,085 - Come on, let's go and squeeze some. 791 00:47:39,086 --> 00:47:42,296 - All right. - Well, how's it going, Drac? 792 00:47:42,297 --> 00:47:43,839 - No pay, but plenty of publicity. 793 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,424 I'll tell you what, Pottinger's taking his girls 794 00:47:45,425 --> 00:47:46,717 out to a cocktail party tonight. 795 00:47:46,718 --> 00:47:48,135 So if you'd like to come around to my place, 796 00:47:48,136 --> 00:47:50,221 I boil a great egg. 797 00:47:50,222 --> 00:47:52,098 - Oh, I'm sorry, I've got a previous engagement 798 00:47:52,099 --> 00:47:53,641 to do with that book. 799 00:47:53,642 --> 00:47:54,558 Oh. 800 00:47:54,559 --> 00:47:56,102 I'm sure it won't take long. 801 00:47:56,103 --> 00:47:57,779 I'll call you later, okay? 802 00:47:58,522 --> 00:48:00,740 - Don't bother, thank you very much. 803 00:48:03,235 --> 00:48:06,529 - I'm finished with Potts at about nine. 804 00:48:06,530 --> 00:48:08,373 How about later here? 805 00:48:10,617 --> 00:48:12,168 You're on, kid. 806 00:48:20,210 --> 00:48:22,169 Marc Williams? 807 00:48:22,170 --> 00:48:23,263 Countess. 808 00:48:26,925 --> 00:48:29,060 - I knew I was going to like you. 809 00:48:30,721 --> 00:48:33,106 - What took you so long to make up your mind? 810 00:48:36,810 --> 00:48:38,436 I like the stake. 811 00:48:38,437 --> 00:48:39,946 Cute, isn't it? 812 00:48:41,314 --> 00:48:42,356 Drink? 813 00:48:42,357 --> 00:48:44,701 Scotch, Gin, Vodka? 814 00:48:45,527 --> 00:48:47,161 What'll it be? 815 00:48:53,994 --> 00:48:58,039 - Marc, I really think we should be going, darling. 816 00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,832 What's the hurry? 817 00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:01,208 Why don't we have a little drink first, 818 00:49:01,209 --> 00:49:02,209 then we can go out for a bite? 819 00:49:02,210 --> 00:49:03,669 Well, I don't drink, 820 00:49:03,670 --> 00:49:07,932 but I'm just wild about the rest of the idea. 821 00:49:09,259 --> 00:49:13,229 - Listen, give me one good reason why we should leave now. 822 00:49:27,235 --> 00:49:29,871 That's a very good reason. 823 00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:32,948 Ah, where's the book? 824 00:49:32,949 --> 00:49:34,283 The book. 825 00:49:34,284 --> 00:49:35,076 Here's the book. 826 00:49:35,077 --> 00:49:36,285 Very good, hold this. 827 00:49:36,286 --> 00:49:37,286 Hold this. 828 00:49:37,287 --> 00:49:38,579 And put these on. 829 00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:39,497 Put these on. 830 00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:40,664 Hey, I can't see a thing. 831 00:49:40,665 --> 00:49:41,665 - You're not supposed to, trust me. 832 00:49:41,666 --> 00:49:42,541 My life is in your hands. 833 00:49:42,542 --> 00:49:44,052 You got that right. 834 00:50:06,650 --> 00:50:07,942 So glad you arrived safely. 835 00:50:07,943 --> 00:50:09,819 I'm Count Vladimir. 836 00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:10,861 Good evening, sir. 837 00:50:10,862 --> 00:50:12,446 - I'm sorry about all that ridiculous secrecy. 838 00:50:12,447 --> 00:50:14,406 I hope it wasn't too inconvenient. 839 00:50:14,407 --> 00:50:16,033 On the contrary. 840 00:50:16,034 --> 00:50:16,951 - It's so nice to meet a young fellow 841 00:50:16,952 --> 00:50:18,619 who's seriously interested in vampires, 842 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:20,204 because most people think it's all nonsense, you know. 843 00:50:20,205 --> 00:50:21,497 It's a fascinating subject. 844 00:50:21,498 --> 00:50:22,957 - Yes, I'd like you to see this book. 845 00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:24,250 It's very interesting. 846 00:50:24,251 --> 00:50:25,459 It tells all about how the cult first started. 847 00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:27,178 And look at that date. 848 00:50:27,963 --> 00:50:30,214 - "To Count Vladimir on his 21st birthday. 849 00:50:30,215 --> 00:50:34,093 "March the 3rd, 1625." 850 00:50:34,094 --> 00:50:35,845 This is over 300 years old. 851 00:50:35,846 --> 00:50:37,805 Extraordinary, I have others. 852 00:50:37,806 --> 00:50:39,890 - What, all handed down and preserved like this? 853 00:50:39,891 --> 00:50:42,017 Not exactly handed down. 854 00:50:42,018 --> 00:50:42,810 I don't understand. 855 00:50:42,811 --> 00:50:43,978 Sit there. 856 00:50:43,979 --> 00:50:46,072 Open it to the beginning. 857 00:50:48,942 --> 00:50:50,568 Look at that picture. 858 00:50:50,569 --> 00:50:54,831 That is Count Dracula as he really was. 859 00:50:56,908 --> 00:50:58,543 Yes, but... 860 00:51:03,206 --> 00:51:06,217 And of course, still is. 861 00:51:09,462 --> 00:51:12,131 - It's just the shock of them going in, sir. 862 00:51:12,132 --> 00:51:14,308 It'll be over in a moment. 863 00:51:17,971 --> 00:51:19,054 Sir. 864 00:51:19,055 --> 00:51:21,232 Neat, sir, very neat. 865 00:51:23,852 --> 00:51:25,936 Thank you, Maltravers. 866 00:51:25,937 --> 00:51:27,897 You know, that look of horror 867 00:51:27,898 --> 00:51:31,192 when they realize it's really me, 868 00:51:31,193 --> 00:51:32,401 it's so exciting. 869 00:51:32,402 --> 00:51:33,944 Is he one of us now? 870 00:51:33,945 --> 00:51:36,572 - No, just enough to put him under my control. 871 00:51:36,573 --> 00:51:38,407 I thought he took it rather well, didn't you, Maltravers? 872 00:51:38,408 --> 00:51:39,500 Mm, very, sir. 873 00:51:43,705 --> 00:51:47,416 - Marc, you and I are now in telepathic sympathy 874 00:51:47,417 --> 00:51:48,626 with each other. 875 00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:49,761 Do you understand? 876 00:51:50,170 --> 00:51:51,629 Good. 877 00:51:51,630 --> 00:51:52,922 I'm sorry to use such an old trick on you 878 00:51:52,923 --> 00:51:54,256 to bring you here, 879 00:51:54,257 --> 00:51:56,634 but I need your help to get some blood 880 00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:59,053 from three young ladies. 881 00:51:59,054 --> 00:52:00,354 Are you following me? 882 00:52:01,181 --> 00:52:02,514 Good. 883 00:52:02,515 --> 00:52:05,309 So you will take samples from each of them 884 00:52:05,310 --> 00:52:06,727 until we get the one we're looking for. 885 00:52:06,728 --> 00:52:09,322 Of course, we might get lucky the first time. 886 00:52:10,732 --> 00:52:15,203 This is for your bookcase at home. 887 00:52:16,321 --> 00:52:18,489 They look like joke ones, don't they? 888 00:52:18,490 --> 00:52:21,200 But in the points there are needles. 889 00:52:21,201 --> 00:52:22,534 The teeth are hollow, 890 00:52:22,535 --> 00:52:25,087 so the blood pumps itself into the teeth, 891 00:52:25,497 --> 00:52:27,048 and we get our sample. 892 00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:30,376 Oh, I know, it's like some dreadful dream, isn't it? 893 00:52:30,377 --> 00:52:32,094 But it'll soon be finished. 894 00:52:33,004 --> 00:52:37,007 Now, these pills, one of these in their drinks 895 00:52:37,008 --> 00:52:39,593 and they won't remember anything that's happened. 896 00:52:39,594 --> 00:52:41,428 Oh, by the way, it's also an aphrodisiac, 897 00:52:41,429 --> 00:52:42,980 so I wouldn't overdo it. 898 00:52:44,182 --> 00:52:45,557 When you get a sample, 899 00:52:45,558 --> 00:52:47,184 Maltravers will come and collect it from you. 900 00:52:47,185 --> 00:52:48,361 Any questions? 901 00:52:49,062 --> 00:52:50,279 Splendid. 902 00:52:51,398 --> 00:52:55,693 Now, before you go to sleep and forget all this, 903 00:52:55,694 --> 00:52:57,653 I'm going to give you the control word. 904 00:52:57,654 --> 00:52:59,914 It is Vampira. 905 00:53:00,782 --> 00:53:02,291 Got it? 906 00:53:05,370 --> 00:53:06,203 Excellent. 907 00:53:06,204 --> 00:53:07,871 Vampira. 908 00:53:07,872 --> 00:53:09,290 Now, when you hear that, 909 00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:11,467 you will do everything I tell you. 910 00:53:13,545 --> 00:53:15,296 Bye, bye, my dear friend. 911 00:53:15,297 --> 00:53:17,172 It's been so nice meeting you. 912 00:53:17,173 --> 00:53:18,507 I'll call you in about an hour 913 00:53:18,508 --> 00:53:21,686 just to make sure that everything's working. 914 00:53:38,945 --> 00:53:41,322 Action time, I'm here. 915 00:53:41,323 --> 00:53:43,583 That Potts is so boring. 916 00:53:44,409 --> 00:53:46,160 Oh, I'd like to say you're looking good, 917 00:53:46,161 --> 00:53:48,037 but the words stick in my throat. 918 00:53:48,038 --> 00:53:49,163 What happened? 919 00:53:49,164 --> 00:53:52,374 - Jeez, I feel like I got stomped on. 920 00:53:52,375 --> 00:53:53,417 Some guys like it. 921 00:53:53,418 --> 00:53:54,927 How was your date? 922 00:53:56,171 --> 00:53:58,180 I don't think she ever showed. 923 00:53:59,966 --> 00:54:01,091 What'll it be? 924 00:54:01,092 --> 00:54:03,010 Scotch, Gin, Vodka? 925 00:54:03,011 --> 00:54:05,262 - Sounds like a good combination. 926 00:54:05,263 --> 00:54:06,388 How about some sounds? 927 00:54:06,389 --> 00:54:07,398 Help yourself. 928 00:54:12,645 --> 00:54:13,863 Hello? 929 00:54:14,647 --> 00:54:16,657 - How do you work these things? 930 00:54:17,442 --> 00:54:19,234 - You've pressed the recording button. 931 00:54:19,235 --> 00:54:20,912 Try the one in the middle. 932 00:54:21,404 --> 00:54:22,446 Hello, yes? 933 00:54:22,447 --> 00:54:23,739 Mr. Williams? 934 00:54:23,740 --> 00:54:24,948 Vampira. 935 00:54:24,949 --> 00:54:26,542 I understand. 936 00:54:27,952 --> 00:54:31,038 Yes, one of them is here now. 937 00:54:31,039 --> 00:54:32,214 Oh, I get it. 938 00:54:36,294 --> 00:54:39,129 Well, if this doesn't straighten you out, 939 00:54:39,130 --> 00:54:41,390 you're a lost case. 940 00:54:58,942 --> 00:55:00,159 Nancy. 941 00:55:01,111 --> 00:55:03,195 Thank you. 942 00:55:03,196 --> 00:55:04,113 Chimo. 943 00:55:04,114 --> 00:55:05,414 Certainly. 944 00:55:09,994 --> 00:55:11,545 Aren't you drinking? 945 00:55:12,038 --> 00:55:13,956 - I don't seem to be, which is strange. 946 00:55:13,957 --> 00:55:19,261 'Cause I do, frequently. 947 00:56:00,170 --> 00:56:01,628 Stay there. 948 00:56:01,629 --> 00:56:04,015 I'm not going anywhere. 949 00:56:30,366 --> 00:56:31,700 It's no good, Maltravers. 950 00:56:31,701 --> 00:56:33,118 He's resisting me. 951 00:56:33,119 --> 00:56:35,204 I shall have to take him over completely. 952 00:56:35,205 --> 00:56:36,205 Do be careful, sir. 953 00:56:36,206 --> 00:56:38,674 Remember your blood pressure. 954 00:57:18,164 --> 00:57:19,381 Marc! 955 00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:21,500 Who the hell are you? 956 00:57:21,501 --> 00:57:23,052 Keep away from me! 957 00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:34,438 - That's not the Queensbury rules. 958 00:57:43,982 --> 00:57:45,074 Ow! 959 00:57:45,733 --> 00:57:48,694 Oh, stop, I've cut my foot. 960 00:57:48,695 --> 00:57:50,746 Oh, leave me alone. 961 00:57:51,864 --> 00:57:55,576 Marc? 962 00:57:55,577 --> 00:57:56,669 Oh, Marc. 963 00:57:59,706 --> 00:58:02,624 - Here, don't let it drip on the floor, darling. 964 00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:04,051 Ow! 965 00:58:14,762 --> 00:58:16,388 This is most irregular. 966 00:58:16,389 --> 00:58:19,650 The dry-ice box is not designed for tumblers. 967 00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:36,584 It must be one of the other two, sir. 968 00:59:08,441 --> 00:59:10,701 - How do you work these things? 969 00:59:11,486 --> 00:59:13,528 - You've pressed the recording button. 970 00:59:13,529 --> 00:59:14,780 Try the one in the middle. 971 00:59:14,781 --> 00:59:15,873 Hello, yes? 972 00:59:16,282 --> 00:59:17,750 I understand. 973 00:59:18,993 --> 00:59:22,504 Yes, one of them is here now. 974 00:59:31,297 --> 00:59:33,590 Angela, you're up early this morning. 975 00:59:33,591 --> 00:59:34,508 Morning? 976 00:59:34,509 --> 00:59:35,884 It's six o'clock at night. 977 00:59:35,885 --> 00:59:36,635 And I have been trying to phone you all day long. 978 00:59:36,636 --> 00:59:38,053 What happened to Nancy? 979 00:59:38,054 --> 00:59:39,146 Nancy? 980 00:59:40,306 --> 00:59:42,557 It sounds ridiculous, but I can't remember. 981 00:59:42,558 --> 00:59:43,901 Try. 982 00:59:44,435 --> 00:59:46,895 Well, I had a phone call. 983 00:59:46,896 --> 00:59:48,522 I've got it on tape. 984 00:59:48,523 --> 00:59:50,908 And after that, nothing until this morning. 985 00:59:51,317 --> 00:59:53,402 These marks on my neck, look. 986 00:59:53,403 --> 00:59:55,028 - Remind me to send Nancy to a dentist. 987 00:59:55,029 --> 00:59:56,613 - Now wait a minute. - Now listen, 988 00:59:56,614 --> 00:59:59,458 you don't see those girls again until after the competition. 989 01:00:00,576 --> 01:00:01,827 Probably Pottinger. 990 01:00:01,828 --> 01:00:03,837 He's been trying to ring you all day as well. 991 01:00:04,497 --> 01:00:05,539 Answer it. 992 01:00:05,540 --> 01:00:06,498 You answer it yourself. 993 01:00:06,499 --> 01:00:07,624 I'm leaving. 994 01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:09,251 - Somehow that phone call on the tape 995 01:00:09,252 --> 01:00:11,211 is connected with last night. 996 01:00:11,212 --> 01:00:12,304 Please. 997 01:00:21,305 --> 01:00:22,773 Hello? 998 01:00:23,433 --> 01:00:25,109 Vamp-who? 999 01:00:26,269 --> 01:00:28,320 All right, hold on, I'll see. 1000 01:00:28,688 --> 01:00:30,364 Vampira. 1001 01:00:39,407 --> 01:00:41,158 And if you do try to contact those girls, 1002 01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:42,492 you know won't find them, 1003 01:00:42,493 --> 01:00:44,211 because we've moved to another hotel. 1004 01:00:47,123 --> 01:00:50,092 And finally, don't bother to see me out. 1005 01:00:51,753 --> 01:00:53,304 Darling. 1006 01:00:55,631 --> 01:00:59,643 Yes? 1007 01:01:30,792 --> 01:01:32,509 1078, please. 1008 01:01:34,712 --> 01:01:36,213 Hello, Eve? 1009 01:01:36,214 --> 01:01:37,306 It's Marc. 1010 01:01:38,007 --> 01:01:39,725 Are you free for a drink? 1011 01:01:40,343 --> 01:01:41,593 Good. 1012 01:01:41,594 --> 01:01:43,270 Come on over now then. 1013 01:01:43,805 --> 01:01:45,055 No, that's all right. 1014 01:01:45,056 --> 01:01:46,723 Angela's here. 1015 01:01:46,724 --> 01:01:48,025 Sure, she's fine. 1016 01:01:49,519 --> 01:01:51,028 See you in a bit then. 1017 01:02:02,782 --> 01:02:03,999 No! 1018 01:02:04,742 --> 01:02:06,377 Please, don't! 1019 01:02:25,012 --> 01:02:26,355 Vladimir. 1020 01:02:27,932 --> 01:02:30,058 - Shh, I'm calling Maltravers. 1021 01:02:30,059 --> 01:02:32,143 I'm bored. 1022 01:02:32,144 --> 01:02:33,103 - Can't you do anything except play 1023 01:02:33,104 --> 01:02:35,021 with those ridiculous toys? 1024 01:02:35,022 --> 01:02:37,816 - Well, I could fly down Piccadilly 1025 01:02:37,817 --> 01:02:40,861 and do a little window shopping. 1026 01:02:40,862 --> 01:02:42,612 - You rang a bell in my head, sir? 1027 01:02:42,613 --> 01:02:44,832 - At Mr. Williams' apartment, there is a woman. 1028 01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:52,163 To be more accurate, she is in his garbage disposal lift. 1029 01:02:52,164 --> 01:02:53,957 Some beauty treatment. 1030 01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:55,250 Bring her here, please. 1031 01:02:55,251 --> 01:02:56,751 Oh, may I go, too? 1032 01:02:56,752 --> 01:02:58,753 Oh, please, I'll be good, I promise. 1033 01:02:58,754 --> 01:03:00,380 - No, darling, you must stay here 1034 01:03:00,381 --> 01:03:02,674 until we get the right blood to change you back again. 1035 01:03:02,675 --> 01:03:03,592 Oh. 1036 01:03:03,593 --> 01:03:04,676 Then we'll take a trip. 1037 01:03:04,677 --> 01:03:06,094 We'll go to Rome, we'll go to Paris. 1038 01:03:06,095 --> 01:03:07,637 Imagine a beautiful spring evening 1039 01:03:07,638 --> 01:03:10,098 where the moon's cutting through the clouds, 1040 01:03:10,099 --> 01:03:11,433 the friendly hoot of an owl. 1041 01:03:11,434 --> 01:03:12,601 Oh. 1042 01:03:12,602 --> 01:03:14,603 - The scream of somebody being possessed. 1043 01:03:14,604 --> 01:03:15,770 Oh. 1044 01:03:15,771 --> 01:03:17,072 What more could one want? 1045 01:03:18,024 --> 01:03:20,358 Oh! 1046 01:03:20,359 --> 01:03:21,910 I want to go out! 1047 01:03:22,904 --> 01:03:24,279 - Go down to your room and don't argue. 1048 01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,457 You jive turkey! 1049 01:03:28,534 --> 01:03:29,918 Jive turkey? 1050 01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:37,926 Let me go anywhere! 1051 01:03:38,669 --> 01:03:40,721 Damn you and this place. 1052 01:04:08,532 --> 01:04:09,449 Hello, Eve. 1053 01:04:09,450 --> 01:04:10,542 Hi, Marc. 1054 01:04:11,118 --> 01:04:12,920 Glad you called. 1055 01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:15,747 - I'm afraid Angela had to leave. 1056 01:04:15,748 --> 01:04:17,958 Ah, now, that's too bad. 1057 01:04:17,959 --> 01:04:19,376 Drink? 1058 01:04:19,377 --> 01:04:21,127 - Yeah, I'd like a fresh orange juice. 1059 01:04:21,128 --> 01:04:22,712 It's good for the complexion. 1060 01:04:22,713 --> 01:04:24,014 Don't worry, I'll do it. 1061 01:04:27,718 --> 01:04:29,978 Hey, Marc, this isn't working. 1062 01:04:36,060 --> 01:04:37,277 Wrong switch. 1063 01:04:42,692 --> 01:04:45,527 Is Angela coming back? 1064 01:04:45,528 --> 01:04:46,620 No. 1065 01:04:47,029 --> 01:04:48,580 She's not coming back. 1066 01:04:51,075 --> 01:04:53,118 - I used to be an au pair, you know. 1067 01:04:53,119 --> 01:04:54,202 Hard to believe it, eh? 1068 01:04:54,203 --> 01:04:55,379 Mm, very. 1069 01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:02,460 - I used to do this every single morning. 1070 01:05:02,461 --> 01:05:03,962 Good. 1071 01:05:03,963 --> 01:05:06,890 Well, that'll keep you young and lovely. 1072 01:05:42,877 --> 01:05:45,804 I just thought I'd drop in. 1073 01:05:46,589 --> 01:05:49,057 I didn't know you were one of us. 1074 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:50,759 I'm not. 1075 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,645 You soon will be. 1076 01:06:40,768 --> 01:06:41,684 What was that? 1077 01:06:41,685 --> 01:06:43,654 Oh, we got trouble. 1078 01:06:44,146 --> 01:06:45,947 Right here in River City. 1079 01:06:47,942 --> 01:06:50,160 Get up and get dressed. 1080 01:06:51,695 --> 01:06:53,246 Party pooper. 1081 01:06:58,494 --> 01:06:59,536 Where's the blood? 1082 01:06:59,537 --> 01:07:00,587 The blood? 1083 01:07:01,038 --> 01:07:01,996 In the teeth. 1084 01:07:01,997 --> 01:07:03,289 Where are the teeth? 1085 01:07:03,290 --> 01:07:04,999 - I must have put them down somewhere. 1086 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,251 - Sometimes I wonder if I picked the wrong man 1087 01:07:06,252 --> 01:07:07,043 for the job. 1088 01:07:07,044 --> 01:07:08,878 Please, think. 1089 01:07:08,879 --> 01:07:10,588 Ow! 1090 01:07:10,589 --> 01:07:12,006 Ah, now I remember. 1091 01:07:12,007 --> 01:07:13,925 I left them on the bed. 1092 01:07:13,926 --> 01:07:14,968 You called, sir? 1093 01:07:14,969 --> 01:07:16,010 I positively screamed. 1094 01:07:16,011 --> 01:07:17,637 Put these in the box. 1095 01:07:17,638 --> 01:07:19,314 She will remember nothing. 1096 01:07:20,724 --> 01:07:21,850 Neither will you. 1097 01:07:21,851 --> 01:07:23,476 I, in fact, will be the only one 1098 01:07:23,477 --> 01:07:26,530 who will be painfully reminded of this unfortunate evening. 1099 01:07:28,023 --> 01:07:32,569 Mr. Williams, you will remember only that Angela was here 1100 01:07:32,570 --> 01:07:33,903 and that she left. 1101 01:07:33,904 --> 01:07:37,082 Now you will sleep. 1102 01:07:56,927 --> 01:07:59,470 - Is it the right one this time, sir? 1103 01:07:59,471 --> 01:08:01,222 No, it is not. 1104 01:08:01,223 --> 01:08:03,859 - Let's hope we're more successful next time. 1105 01:08:05,603 --> 01:08:11,032 Let's hope. 1106 01:08:13,903 --> 01:08:15,278 - What is he doing to these girls? 1107 01:08:15,279 --> 01:08:16,988 - I've got Mr. Williams on the line. 1108 01:08:16,989 --> 01:08:18,031 - Which line? - Three. 1109 01:08:18,032 --> 01:08:19,699 All right then. 1110 01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:21,451 Marc, Angela's disappeared. 1111 01:08:21,452 --> 01:08:22,744 She's gone! 1112 01:08:22,745 --> 01:08:23,661 - What do you mean, Angela's disappeared? 1113 01:08:23,662 --> 01:08:24,412 You were last with her. 1114 01:08:24,413 --> 01:08:25,163 What happened to her? 1115 01:08:25,164 --> 01:08:26,339 I don't remember. 1116 01:08:27,416 --> 01:08:28,842 And Eve, too. 1117 01:08:29,293 --> 01:08:31,386 No, I have not seen her. 1118 01:08:33,839 --> 01:08:36,966 Pottinger, I don't think 1119 01:08:36,967 --> 01:08:38,051 you're gonna believe this. 1120 01:08:38,052 --> 01:08:39,135 I believe it. 1121 01:08:39,136 --> 01:08:41,137 Just get her back here, that's all. 1122 01:08:41,138 --> 01:08:44,015 - Listen, I don't know what's happening to me. 1123 01:08:44,016 --> 01:08:47,018 Every time I answer the phone at night, my mind goes blank. 1124 01:08:47,019 --> 01:08:48,311 It's like hypnosis. 1125 01:08:48,312 --> 01:08:50,146 There's some sort of keyword that puts me out. 1126 01:08:50,147 --> 01:08:51,022 Mr. Pottinger? 1127 01:08:51,023 --> 01:08:52,148 Yes? 1128 01:08:52,149 --> 01:08:53,241 Your wife. 1129 01:08:53,901 --> 01:08:54,817 Who? 1130 01:08:54,818 --> 01:08:56,653 Oh, hold on. 1131 01:08:56,654 --> 01:08:58,655 Honey, I'm busy. 1132 01:08:58,656 --> 01:08:59,614 Where are your what? 1133 01:08:59,615 --> 01:09:00,865 Your teeth? 1134 01:09:00,866 --> 01:09:02,951 Well, you were wearing them when I left. 1135 01:09:02,952 --> 01:09:05,370 Oh, your fancy dress teeth for the party. 1136 01:09:05,371 --> 01:09:07,956 Come with your own, nobody will know the difference. 1137 01:09:07,957 --> 01:09:09,249 Look, do me a favor. 1138 01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:11,209 I've got 200 Draculas and vampires to handle. 1139 01:09:11,210 --> 01:09:14,971 Just get off my back, and find Angela. 1140 01:09:38,279 --> 01:09:40,363 Hello there. 1141 01:09:40,364 --> 01:09:41,456 Who are you? 1142 01:09:44,034 --> 01:09:46,503 I'm Countess Vampira. 1143 01:09:48,038 --> 01:09:50,841 Ah, you look beautiful. 1144 01:09:51,625 --> 01:09:53,885 - That's what your boyfriend Marc said. 1145 01:09:58,090 --> 01:09:59,757 I wonder what he sees in you. 1146 01:09:59,758 --> 01:10:01,935 Well, why don't you find out? 1147 01:10:02,428 --> 01:10:06,481 But my darling, I'm going to. 1148 01:10:07,933 --> 01:10:09,100 Well, if you untie me, 1149 01:10:09,101 --> 01:10:11,486 I could find out what he sees in you, too. 1150 01:10:14,315 --> 01:10:18,026 - Ah, to think, there was a sister in the cellar 1151 01:10:18,027 --> 01:10:19,327 and I never knew it. 1152 01:10:20,362 --> 01:10:22,238 Marvelous. 1153 01:10:22,239 --> 01:10:23,331 Yes. 1154 01:10:24,950 --> 01:10:26,167 Mm. 1155 01:11:21,715 --> 01:11:22,974 Marc Williams. 1156 01:11:25,010 --> 01:11:26,886 Oh, darling. 1157 01:11:26,887 --> 01:11:30,440 Listen, I know what it is they've done to you. 1158 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:33,151 Marc, can you hear me? 1159 01:11:33,685 --> 01:11:34,903 Marc! 1160 01:11:36,814 --> 01:11:37,855 Yes, go on. 1161 01:11:37,856 --> 01:11:39,565 Oh, for God's sake, Marc. 1162 01:11:39,566 --> 01:11:41,067 - Angela, I've been looking for you all day. 1163 01:11:41,068 --> 01:11:42,110 Where are you? 1164 01:11:42,111 --> 01:11:43,736 - I'm in a big old house somewhere. 1165 01:11:43,737 --> 01:11:45,113 I don't know where. 1166 01:11:45,114 --> 01:11:46,539 But the number, the number is. 1167 01:11:47,533 --> 01:11:48,616 Angela? 1168 01:11:48,617 --> 01:11:49,668 Angela! 1169 01:11:57,042 --> 01:12:00,294 - Marc, listen, I know what it is 1170 01:12:00,295 --> 01:12:01,587 they've done to you. 1171 01:12:01,588 --> 01:12:03,798 And they're after Ritva tonight at the party! 1172 01:12:03,799 --> 01:12:05,225 Marc, can you hear me? 1173 01:12:12,599 --> 01:12:13,975 Give her to me. 1174 01:12:13,976 --> 01:12:15,184 You've caused enough trouble. 1175 01:12:15,185 --> 01:12:16,352 Now go and get ready for the party. 1176 01:12:16,353 --> 01:12:17,654 You look a mess. 1177 01:12:21,108 --> 01:12:24,494 - If I can't have you, I'll have your friend Marc. 1178 01:12:41,295 --> 01:12:42,595 Marc Williams. 1179 01:12:46,383 --> 01:12:48,176 Yes, go on. 1180 01:12:48,177 --> 01:12:51,220 - You will take the teeth from the book and go to the party. 1181 01:12:51,221 --> 01:12:54,390 You will give the beautiful Ritva a friendly bite. 1182 01:12:54,391 --> 01:12:56,601 You will hand the teeth to Maltravers or myself, 1183 01:12:56,602 --> 01:12:59,395 then your part in this affair will be finished. 1184 01:12:59,396 --> 01:13:00,947 You will remember nothing. 1185 01:13:45,150 --> 01:13:46,400 - Come on in, Harry, nice to see you. 1186 01:13:46,401 --> 01:13:47,827 Just stay there, lovely. 1187 01:13:48,904 --> 01:13:50,029 - You look great, you look marvelous. 1188 01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:51,614 I hope you enjoy the party. 1189 01:13:51,615 --> 01:13:52,707 Welcome. 1190 01:13:56,912 --> 01:13:59,756 Hello, welcome to the party. 1191 01:14:00,332 --> 01:14:01,958 Haven't we met before? 1192 01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:04,719 - If we had, I'm sure you would remember. 1193 01:14:06,505 --> 01:14:08,681 Hello, welcome to the party. 1194 01:14:58,307 --> 01:15:01,475 - This is what I call a party! 1195 01:15:01,476 --> 01:15:02,569 Yes. 1196 01:15:35,636 --> 01:15:36,969 Where's Ritva? 1197 01:15:36,970 --> 01:15:38,137 - Where have you been? 1198 01:15:38,138 --> 01:15:39,221 - Has she arrived yet - You're late! 1199 01:15:39,222 --> 01:15:40,105 Forget it. 1200 01:15:40,140 --> 01:15:43,026 There's the young person, sir. 1201 01:16:03,121 --> 01:16:05,873 - Listen, I can't explain the details, 1202 01:16:05,874 --> 01:16:08,250 but somebody's after your blood, literally. 1203 01:16:08,251 --> 01:16:10,211 Whatever you do, don't leave my side. 1204 01:16:10,212 --> 01:16:11,545 What are you talking about? 1205 01:16:11,546 --> 01:16:13,255 - Would you believe Count Dracula? 1206 01:16:13,256 --> 01:16:15,174 You're Count Dracula. 1207 01:16:15,175 --> 01:16:16,509 Everybody's Count Dracula. 1208 01:16:16,510 --> 01:16:19,646 - Yes, but I mean Count Dracula, Count Dracula. 1209 01:16:20,722 --> 01:16:23,391 - If this is a roundabout way of inviting me 1210 01:16:23,392 --> 01:16:26,936 back to your place, then the answer is yes. 1211 01:16:26,937 --> 01:16:29,021 - The whole idea is to keep you away from my place, 1212 01:16:29,022 --> 01:16:31,357 or from being anywhere alone. 1213 01:16:31,358 --> 01:16:32,942 I don't want you out of my sight. 1214 01:16:32,943 --> 01:16:33,952 Oh, Ritva! 1215 01:16:34,945 --> 01:16:37,455 Why doesn't he bite her? 1216 01:17:16,695 --> 01:17:20,364 With all these people, I can't control him. 1217 01:17:20,365 --> 01:17:22,241 You are wearing your special teeth, aren't you? 1218 01:17:22,242 --> 01:17:23,576 Yes, sir. 1219 01:17:23,577 --> 01:17:26,662 I put them in just in case of an emergency. 1220 01:17:26,663 --> 01:17:27,880 Use them. 1221 01:17:28,373 --> 01:17:29,957 Would it be all right 1222 01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:33,586 if I visit the gentleman's room first, sir? 1223 01:17:33,587 --> 01:17:34,679 Yes. 1224 01:18:07,454 --> 01:18:08,954 Painful, isn't it? 1225 01:18:08,955 --> 01:18:09,747 What? 1226 01:18:09,748 --> 01:18:11,090 Wearing those teeth. 1227 01:18:59,089 --> 01:19:00,306 Ritva! 1228 01:19:14,062 --> 01:19:15,062 Charming headdress. 1229 01:19:15,063 --> 01:19:15,855 May I dance? 1230 01:19:15,856 --> 01:19:16,948 Yes. 1231 01:19:35,709 --> 01:19:36,926 Ritva! 1232 01:19:47,554 --> 01:19:49,647 What happened? 1233 01:19:50,807 --> 01:19:56,112 Ritva! 1234 01:20:33,558 --> 01:20:35,276 Bye. 1235 01:20:52,285 --> 01:20:54,119 This is it, Maltravers. 1236 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:55,838 Prepare for the transfusion. 1237 01:21:02,837 --> 01:21:03,754 Vladimir? 1238 01:21:03,755 --> 01:21:04,797 Mm-hmm? 1239 01:21:04,798 --> 01:21:06,849 What about that girl? 1240 01:21:07,342 --> 01:21:08,884 Of course, you're right. 1241 01:21:08,885 --> 01:21:09,885 We must deal with her first. 1242 01:21:09,886 --> 01:21:10,978 Come. 1243 01:21:22,607 --> 01:21:24,358 It's the old well, it's as dry as a bone. 1244 01:21:24,359 --> 01:21:27,286 No! 1245 01:21:28,697 --> 01:21:30,873 No, oh, please, no, no! 1246 01:21:31,366 --> 01:21:33,867 Help me, somebody, help! 1247 01:21:33,868 --> 01:21:37,788 No! 1248 01:21:37,789 --> 01:21:39,790 Oh, please, no! 1249 01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:42,584 - You know too much, and we must leave tonight. 1250 01:21:42,585 --> 01:21:44,878 Oh, help me, someone, no! 1251 01:21:44,879 --> 01:21:46,472 Please, ah, no! 1252 01:21:48,675 --> 01:21:49,758 Help! 1253 01:21:49,759 --> 01:21:54,730 No! 1254 01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:06,033 Bye, bye, my dear. 1255 01:22:08,695 --> 01:22:10,329 Thanks! 1256 01:22:52,739 --> 01:22:54,364 It doesn't seem to be working. 1257 01:22:54,365 --> 01:22:55,449 The new blood's going in, all right, 1258 01:22:55,450 --> 01:22:58,202 but nothing's happening. 1259 01:22:58,203 --> 01:22:59,253 Dear me, sir. 1260 01:23:00,497 --> 01:23:02,131 - Where could I have gone wrong? 1261 01:23:24,354 --> 01:23:26,572 Vladimir, I love it! 1262 01:23:28,858 --> 01:23:29,858 What could I do? 1263 01:23:29,859 --> 01:23:31,610 Where can we go? 1264 01:23:31,611 --> 01:23:34,705 - Well, sir, it's Carnival time in Rio. 1265 01:23:49,712 --> 01:23:52,098 Orleans Road, Hampstead. 1266 01:23:52,715 --> 01:23:54,758 Sir, they've three seats 1267 01:23:54,759 --> 01:23:56,927 on the last fight to Transylvania. 1268 01:23:56,928 --> 01:23:59,847 - Well, take them, Maltravers. 1269 01:23:59,848 --> 01:24:01,181 Hello? 1270 01:24:01,182 --> 01:24:04,184 Three reservations in the name of Count Vladimir, please. 1271 01:24:04,185 --> 01:24:05,477 What? 1272 01:24:05,478 --> 01:24:07,321 Yes, we're on our way now. 1273 01:24:08,064 --> 01:24:09,281 Thank you. 1274 01:25:04,287 --> 01:25:06,297 Angela! 1275 01:25:37,362 --> 01:25:38,487 Where is he? 1276 01:25:38,488 --> 01:25:39,279 I'm gonna kill him. 1277 01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:40,197 No, they've all gone. 1278 01:25:40,198 --> 01:25:40,989 Look, just phone the police. 1279 01:25:40,990 --> 01:25:42,792 Phone the police! 1280 01:25:49,123 --> 01:25:50,290 Hey. 1281 01:25:50,291 --> 01:25:51,884 London airport? 1282 01:25:54,087 --> 01:25:56,722 Should we give it a try? 1283 01:26:25,618 --> 01:26:26,836 Vladimir! 1284 01:26:29,580 --> 01:26:31,498 Good heavens. 1285 01:26:31,499 --> 01:26:33,083 Now then, what's all this? 1286 01:26:33,084 --> 01:26:35,877 - Officer, thank goodness you've arrived. 1287 01:26:35,878 --> 01:26:36,878 Thank you, officer. 1288 01:26:36,879 --> 01:26:38,430 Sorry about that, sir. 1289 01:26:38,965 --> 01:26:41,308 - Case of mistaken identity, I'm sure. 1290 01:26:43,052 --> 01:26:45,637 - That man is Count Dracula! 1291 01:26:45,638 --> 01:26:47,180 - Could you spell that, sir? 1292 01:26:47,181 --> 01:26:49,057 D- R-A, don't be so stupid! 1293 01:26:49,058 --> 01:26:49,933 The man's- - Now, now, now, 1294 01:26:49,934 --> 01:26:51,393 let's all keep calm. 1295 01:26:51,394 --> 01:26:54,229 ♪ Back in Transylvania, they found a drink that's new 1296 01:26:54,230 --> 01:26:56,231 ♪ If someone wants to drink your health 1297 01:26:56,232 --> 01:26:58,483 ♪ They drink it outta you 1298 01:26:58,484 --> 01:27:02,446 ♪ They don't have the movies or corny stuff like that 1299 01:27:02,447 --> 01:27:04,406 ♪ When you wanna have a ball 1300 01:27:04,407 --> 01:27:07,659 ♪ You change into a bat 1301 01:27:07,660 --> 01:27:11,872 ♪ Hey big stuff, gimme some more 1302 01:27:11,873 --> 01:27:15,876 ♪ Fly away, Vampira, dance with all your might 1303 01:27:15,877 --> 01:27:17,753 ♪ Do it like this, Vampira 1304 01:27:17,754 --> 01:27:22,507 ♪ And dance away the night 1305 01:27:22,508 --> 01:27:26,094 ♪ And you're in my blood 1306 01:27:26,095 --> 01:27:29,222 ♪ You're here in the heart of me 1307 01:27:29,223 --> 01:27:34,019 ♪ Callin' Vampira ♪ Every breath I take 1308 01:27:34,020 --> 01:27:37,105 ♪ Your voice I recall 1309 01:27:37,106 --> 01:27:39,066 ♪ Voice of Vampira 1310 01:27:39,067 --> 01:27:42,027 ♪ Like some long lost call 1311 01:27:42,028 --> 01:27:47,333 ♪ That's happening through me 1312 01:27:48,159 --> 01:27:49,409 ♪ Like a memory that talks to me 1313 01:27:49,410 --> 01:27:51,161 ♪ It calls through space and time 1314 01:27:51,162 --> 01:27:52,662 ♪ In a voice that keeps repeating 1315 01:27:52,663 --> 01:27:55,123 ♪ That this song isn't really mine 1316 01:27:55,124 --> 01:27:58,043 ♪ And you're in my blood 1317 01:27:58,044 --> 01:28:01,088 ♪ You're here in the heart of me 1318 01:28:01,089 --> 01:28:06,393 ♪ Voice of Vampira ♪ Every breath I take 1319 01:28:06,844 --> 01:28:10,806 ♪ The voice of you calls 1320 01:28:10,807 --> 01:28:13,433 ♪ And I ache to hold you in my arms 1321 01:28:13,434 --> 01:28:15,477 ♪ And drink in all your love 1322 01:28:15,478 --> 01:28:18,230 ♪ Until you and music fill my soul 1323 01:28:18,231 --> 01:28:21,191 ♪ And I shine with the joy of you in my song 1324 01:28:21,192 --> 01:28:23,193 ♪ Fly away, Vampira 1325 01:28:23,194 --> 01:28:25,320 ♪ Dance with all your might 1326 01:28:25,321 --> 01:28:27,155 ♪ Do it like this, Vampira 1327 01:28:27,156 --> 01:28:30,918 ♪ And dance away the night 1328 01:28:32,245 --> 01:28:33,462 Bye.