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‐[ Sighs loudly ]

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‐Aw, what’s wrong?

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Not having a care in the world
getting you down?

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‐It’s Nora’s and my
three‐month anniversary.

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‐Aww.
‐Aww.

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‐And I want to take her out
and do something nice.

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‐Aww!
‐Aww!

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‐So, can I have 40 bucks?

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‐Aww! No!

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‐Mom, please!
‐Here’s $20.

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Fold it in half,
and it looks like $40.

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‐But I want to do something
really big and special.

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‐Aw, you heteros
and your grand gestures

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to cover up
your bad communication.

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‐Girls don’t need all that.
Just be nice to her.

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Tell her she’s pretty.
It’s classic.

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And it’s free.

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‐If you’re done giving
bad advice, can I go?

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Tonight there is a supermoon.

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You just take Nora’s hand
and look up

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and let the magic
of the supermoon do the rest.

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‐Actually, the supermoon
is just a regular moon

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that’s in its closest position
to the Earth’s orbit,

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making the lunar disk
look larger than usual.

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‐Go before you catch this.

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<i>Pero cuidado!</i>

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The supermoon makes people
do super‐romantic things.

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‐♪ This is it

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa

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♪ One day at a time

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‐This is so beautiful.

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‐I really outdid myself.

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‐If I wasn’t already pregnant,
I’d say, "Let’s go make a baby."

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‐[ Laughs ]

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Oh, I can’t wait to see
our little Schnavery!

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‐Schnavery.
‐Ha ha!

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Do you love it?
‐No, I hate it.

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But I love you.

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‐I love you, too.

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I have never been so happy
in my life.

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‐Oh, me, too.

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‐Which is crazy, because I
literally own one of everything.

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‐I own three.

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Whoever said rich people
can’t be happy hasn’t met us.

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‐If somebody would have told me
10 years ago that I’d be sober

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and with the love of my life,
I would have said,

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"Hey, bartender,
you’re not my therapist."

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I was always too scared
to let anyone in.

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Figured if they saw the real me,
they’d head for the hills.

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Or the ocean,
depending on traffic.

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But you saw me.

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And you stayed.

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‐I’m always going to stay.

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Forever.

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‐Avery, I can’t wait
to have this baby with you.

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‐[ Chuckles ]

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Then we have to have two more,

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’cause, you know,
three of everything.

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‐Well, I guess there’s only
one thing left for me to do ‐‐

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clean up after myself.

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‐I’ll get the tape measure.

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‐Let’s go back downstairs.

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‐Ah. You did such a great job
on the rooftop.

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They’re gonna love it.

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‐I love it!

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Everything looks beautiful,
especially in the light

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of the exactly‐the‐same‐size‐
as‐every‐other‐night moon.

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‐You know,
scientifically speaking,

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the actual name
of the supermoon is...

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perigee syzygy.
‐Perigee syzygy.

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‐I love when you
talk nerdy to me!

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‐Perigee syzygy.
‐Ohh.

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I’m really so happy we’re
staying together for college.

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It takes a load off,

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and now I really can’t wait
till I’m at Yale.

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‐And I can’t wait till I’m at

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the equally prestigious
Quinnipiac University.

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They call it
the "Yale of Connecticut."

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It really is beautiful up here.

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‐Yeah.

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I wonder who did all of this.

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I mean, at least
we get to use it.

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Think of it as
recycled romance ‐‐

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great for the environment.

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‐That’s so hot.

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I mean the Earth, but also you.

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‐So, we’re up here...

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alone.

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Should we, you know...

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watch the new episode
of "Batwoman"?

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‐Ruby Rose in a bat‐suit?
Sign me up!

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I love how we’re so open with
each other about our crushes.

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‐Totally.

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Who else do you have a crush on?

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‐Ellen Page, Halsey,
Samira Wiley, Hermione Granger.

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‐Wow.

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Four people
just flew right out...

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one on a broomstick.

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‐Come on.
You’ve got some, too.

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‐Okay.
I guess...

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Emma Gonzalez and Janelle Monáe
and Tanya the barista.

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‐Who’s Tanya?

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‐That super‐cute barista

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that works in the coffee shop
on the corner.

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‐Oh. I thought we were doing
celebrity crushes,

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not real people who work and/or
live in our neighborhoods.

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‐I’m so sorry.

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I probably only have
a crush on her

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because she gives me coffee.

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I just have a crush on caffeine.

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‐Elena, it’s okay.

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This is good.
‐Yeah.

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Look at us just freely talking
about who we find attractive.

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‐We’re so evolved.

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‐Great.

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‐Great!

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‐Great.
‐Great.

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[ Footsteps ]

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Someone’s coming.

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‐It’s probably who
all of this is for.

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‐Will they be mad?
‐Yeah.

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I ate all of these chocolate
hearts before you got here.

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‐This is so romantic.

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I can’t believe
you did all this for me.

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‐I <i>did</i> do all of this.

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I know how much
you like flowers.

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And tablecloths.

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And, wow, banners that are
really banking on us making it.

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‐Relax. You can’t fold a $20
enough times

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to pay for all this.

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‐I’m sorry.

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I just brought you up here
to look at the moon.

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I’ve been trying to figure out
something special to do

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for our three‐month anniversary.

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‐You don’t have to do
anything special.

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Just, like, be nice to me
and tell me I’m pretty.

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‐I guess my mom knows
how to get chicks.

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‐What?
‐Nothing.

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Nora, I think
you’re the coolest,

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prettiest girl I’ve ever known.

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‐That works.
Come here.

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‐Hold it!

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We were never here.

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‐Enjoy the perigee syzygy.

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‐I don’t know those people.

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Where were we?

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‐I think we were about
to be over here.

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‐I don’t want to get a divorce!
‐What?!

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‐Uh, I don’t know.
Forget I said it.

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‐I can’t forget it
’cause it was weird.

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‐Sometimes I just say
random stuff.

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Two months ago, the In‐N‐Out
cashier said, "Have a good day,"

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and I said, "Thanks, Mommy."

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I really freaked that dude out.

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‐Come on, Alex.

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What’s going on?

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<i>Dime.</i>

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‐It’s just...

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you know, there’s, like...

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sex, right?

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[ Sighs ] And then the next
thing you know, you’re married,

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and then you get a divorce,

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and then I’m a single mother
struggling to have it all!

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I guess my parents’ divorce
kind of shook me up.

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‐I get it.

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But not every marriage
ends in divorce.

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‐That’s true.

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My <i>abuelos</i> were madly in love...

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always like, <i>"Ay, mi vida."</i>

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[ Deep voice ] <i>"Ay, mi amor."</i>

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[ Normal voice ] I mean, she
still goes on dates with him,

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and he’s been dead 10 years.

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‐That’s so sweet!

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Creepy but still really sweet.

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Anyway, there’s nothing
to worry about.

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We just started dating, and
we’re definitely not having sex.

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‐Oh, we’re not?

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‐You just said
you didn’t want to.

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‐Yeah, but I’m good now.

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‐You’re cute.

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‐So, am I looking at a man now?

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‐Mom, Elena’s being mean to me!

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‐Asked and answered.

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Come here.

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00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:04,938
Look, I just want to say
that I think it’s really cool

186
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,048
that you set all that stuff up
for Nora.

187
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,620
‐I didn’t set that stuff up.
‐I knew it!

188
00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,289
You’re not that smooth!

189
00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,218
Alright, but if you didn’t
do it, then who did?

190
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,624
‐I don’t know. I guess
somebody’s getting proposed to.

191
00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:20,326
‐Hey. You guys know pudding
can last for a year?

192
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,900
I’m gonna buy this in bulk.

193
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Oh, by the way,
Max is coming over.

194
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He’s super excited to take me to
the roof to see the supermoon.

195
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,968
That’s all he can talk about.

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I’m like, "Easy, nerd.
It’s just a freakin’ moon."

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‐Wait, wait, wait.

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00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:37,084
Max invited you up
to the roof to see the moon?

199
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,610
‐Yeah. I just said that.
What, did you just get here?

200
00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:42,646
‐Well, it’s just because
this is all happening so fast.

201
00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:45,152
I just don’t know how
I feel about you going
up to look at the moon.

202
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‐What are you talking about?
She’s got to go up there!

203
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:50,087
This could be her last chance
to see a moon!

204
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‐No! 40 is the new 30!

205
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There will be plenty of moons.
Jupiter has four.

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00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,158
‐Okay.

207
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,097
‐I’m freaking out.

208
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:02,302
Mom is about to get surprise
proposed to on the roof.

209
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,595
How do you feel about it?

210
00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,166
‐Max makes her happy.
‐Mm‐hmm.

211
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,545
‐Not pudding happy, but happy.

212
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:11,784
‐And as far as cis white men go,
you probably can’t do better.

213
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,351
‐Wait.

214
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:16,179
Are you gonna go look
at the moon wearing that?

215
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,546
‐Yeah. Why? Is there some sort
of supermoon dress code?

216
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,946
‐No, just maybe
a little lipstick

217
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,988
instead of the pudding you stole
out of the earthquake kit.

218
00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,494
‐Oh.

219
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,786
I’m gonna replace it.

220
00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,498
‐Yeah, a woman shouldn’t
have to dress up

221
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,730
just to satisfy a cultural ideal
created by men for men.

222
00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:36,066
‐Exactly!
‐Except for tonight.

223
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,802
[ Knock on door ]

224
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,707
‐Hello.
‐Hey, you.

225
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,309
‐Hey.

226
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,211
Mwah!

227
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,013
So, uh, you excited?

228
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,280
‐Yes, you have our blessing.
‐You’re the bestest white guy!

229
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:55,350
‐Oh, nice.

230
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,634
No.

231
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,996
Hell, no.
No, no, never, no.

232
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,765
Hell, no.
No, no, never.

233
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:13,373
‐Whoa!
‐No, I’m sorry, Max. I am.

234
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,166
I’m ‐‐ The ‐‐ The ‐‐ The
decorations, they’re beautiful.

235
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,678
The flowers, the candle.

236
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,379
Oh, my God, the freakin’ moon.
It’s perfect!

237
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,611
But I can’t marry you.

238
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,176
No, never, ever, like, never.

239
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,284
J‐Just to clarify,
the answer is no.

240
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,392
‐Cool.

241
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,860
‐Wow.
You bounce back real quick.

242
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,689
‐Yeah.
I didn’t do all this.

243
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:35,634
Do I look like the kind of guy
that has to work this hard?

244
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:38,662
[ Sighs ] No, I wasn’t
planning on proposing.

245
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,328
I just wanted to come up
to the roof,

246
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,366
maybe get some under the light
of the supermoon.

247
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,172
‐Oh. [ Laughs ]

248
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,715
That was almost awkward.

249
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,380
I like your plan.
I do.

250
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,739
I like it.
Let’s go.

251
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,277
‐Yeah, ah, just ‐‐
just wait a second.

252
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:59,915
Now that you turned down
my non‐proposal, I’m, uh ‐‐

253
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,353
I’m wondering what it is
about me that made you

254
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,418
do a one‐woman show
about the word "no."

255
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,934
‐Oh, Max, it’s not like that.

256
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:19,835
I made a promise to myself
to never get married again,

257
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,412
no matter what
the circumstances,

258
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,481
even if I was lucky enough
to fall in love again.

259
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,176
I can’t risk bringing someone
into my home

260
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:33,015
and have it be torn apart.

261
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,522
I won’t put my family
through that pain again.

262
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,065
‐Oh, babe.

263
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,691
Okay.

264
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,105
‐But I love you.

265
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:49,601
You’re so sweet and charming
and great with my family.

266
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,436
And you drive me crazy.

267
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,142
You’re perfect for me.

268
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:57,913
You’re the husband
I never want to marry.

269
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,914
‐That’s something I never
thought I’d want to hear.

270
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,506
‐[ Laughs ]

271
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,824
Well, it’s not like you want
to get married anyway, right?

272
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,723
You’re too busy traveling around
the world,

273
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,395
being this hot superhero medic

274
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:14,263
whose power
is stopping dysentery.

275
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,634
‐Well, actually, since we’re
being really, really,

276
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,333
<i>really</i> honest,

277
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,604
uh, maybe we should
talk about my job.

278
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,433
‐Okay.

279
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,938
‐Look, when I took the job,

280
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,812
I‐I just needed
to get out of the city.

281
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,641
Everything here
reminded me of you.

282
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,978
But I wound up loving it.

283
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:38,484
The thing is, I’m away a lot...

284
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,888
and I can’t promise you
when that’s gonna end.

285
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,956
Is that okay with you?

286
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:49,462
‐[ Sighs ]

287
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,755
So, you’re telling me
you’re here for a couple months

288
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,928
and then you’re gone
for a couple of months?

289
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,937
‐Yeah, pretty much.
‐Yeah.

290
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,570
That’s, like, my dream.

291
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,679
‐Mine, too.

292
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:09,051
Split my time between
my two great loves ‐‐ you...

293
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,182
and dysentery.

294
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,146
‐[ Laughs ]

295
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,852
See?
You are like my supermoon.

296
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,787
Every couple months, you
come around and light things up.

297
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,399
‐Penelope...

298
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:28,231
will you agree to never
live together...

299
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,167
never take my name...

300
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,973
never file joint taxes...

301
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,405
but hang out with me a lot
when both of us want to?

302
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,752
‐I hate that we’re on
the same eye level, but yes.

303
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,209
Yes, yes, Max!

304
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,877
Yes!
A thousand times, yes!

305
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,875
‐Mommy, congratulations!

306
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,917
‐Hey!
Welcome to the family!

307
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,753
‐Can I be your person of honor?

308
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,188
’Cause I was thinking we could
go to the Museum of Tolerance

309
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,323
for your bachelorette party.

310
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,028
‐Ooooooh!
Sounds like a rager!

311
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,601
‐Hey.

312
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,569
‐I’m sorry, guys. Max and I
are not getting married.

313
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,399
‐It was the sweatpants, right?

314
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,005
‐Max and I love
each other very much,

315
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,906
and we are deeply committed
to each other,

316
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,408
but we’re never getting
married ‐‐ like, never.

317
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,081
It’s ‐‐ Never, ever.
‐Yeah, they get it.

318
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,679
‐We’re n‐‐ Okay.

319
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,252
‐Okay, but if Max didn’t do this

320
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,680
and neither did we,
then who did?

321
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,625
Because something romantic’s
going down.

322
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,750
[ Footsteps approach ]

323
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,525
‐Well, someone’s coming.
‐Hide!

324
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,353
‐No, no. Not in the awning.
There’s a giant spider in there.

325
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,858
We locked eyes.

326
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,034
‐[ Gasps ] Ah!

327
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,903
‐[ Chuckles ]
‐Ah! [ Laughs ]

328
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,603
Leslie!

329
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,745
Oh, oh, oh.

330
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,611
Perfect.

331
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,510
I waited so long to do this.

332
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,212
‐Oh, I’m just glad we’re finally
going to do it.

333
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,048
Are you sure you’re ready?
‐I am ready!

334
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,031
‐Should we just
jump off the roof?

335
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,969
‐Leslie, help me
take this top off.

336
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,101
‐It’s really snug.

337
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,667
‐No, Mami!
Keep your top on!

338
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,305
[ Both scream ]

339
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,141
‐What are you doing?!

340
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:22,076
Don’t scare an old man
like Leslie like that!

341
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,354
‐Are those Papi’s ashes?

342
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:27,393
‐Yes, and this top
is hard to get off.

343
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:30,985
‐I heard voices.
Are we starting?

344
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,833
‐Yes.
Come in.

345
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,959
I was about to call you all
to come up here.

346
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,525
And, Schneider,
the roof is perfect.

347
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,935
Thank you. Thank you for helping
Leslie decorate.

348
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,499
‐Hey, there’s nothing
we Alvarezes

349
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,168
won’t do for each other.

350
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,107
‐Mami, I ‐‐ What’s going on?

351
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:53,512
I thought you and Dr. Berkowicz
scattered Papi’s ashes in Cuba.

352
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,516
‐Yeah.
Well, that was the plan.

353
00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:02,349
But, uh, after we got there,
I‐I couldn’t do it.

354
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,588
It was not the Cuba
that I remembered.

355
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:11,664
Everything was still there.

356
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,797
But it wasn’t home anymore.

357
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:22,415
I guess I wanted to walk back
into a photograph.

358
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,111
But you never can.

359
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:31,723
Berto wanted his final
resting place to be at home,

360
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:36,221
and I realized
that wherever we are...

361
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,085
is home.

362
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:42,594
Berto belongs with us, <i>aquí.</i>

363
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,158
‐That’s beautiful, Mami.
‐Mm.

364
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,727
‐I’m so glad you’re
doing this up here.

365
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,367
‐Actually, it was Leslie’s idea

366
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,143
to spread Berto’s ashes
in the rooftop garden.

367
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,936
‐Since the first day
I met Lydia,

368
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:03,348
she always spoke so lovingly
of Berto’s perfect zucchini.

369
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:10,092
At first it made me
uncomfortable.

370
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,992
And then I realized she was
talking about his garden.

371
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,602
And I thought this is the place
he should be.

372
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,802
‐Papi loved coming up here.

373
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:26,144
He stayed for hours, planting
flowers, growing vegetables.

374
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:29,712
Even at night, I’d find him
working up here.

375
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,882
I know it in my heart that this
is where Papi would want to be.

376
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,550
<i>‐Papito, empieza.</i>

377
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,991
‐Abuelita always says
I remind her of you.

378
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:49,334
I get it.
You were a good‐looking man.

379
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:52,562
I’m gonna try really hard
to live up to who you were.

380
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,901
<i>Te quiero.</i>

381
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,475
‐I wish you could see me now,
Abuelito.

382
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:13,115
I mean, you were old‐fashioned,
but you loved me,

383
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,192
and I know
you would have accepted me.

384
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,092
It makes me miss you even more.

385
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,398
I love you.

386
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,669
‐[ Sighs ]

387
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,608
I miss you every day, Papi.

388
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:42,554
But you never feel far away
because I see you in the kids.

389
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:47,521
Papito’s smile and Elena’s
spirit, you’re always there.

390
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,193
You’ll always be with us.

391
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,090
<i>Te quiero,</i> Papi.

392
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,903
‐My dearest Berto...

393
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,214
...there is nothing
I would not do for you.

394
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,305
<i>Juntos...</i>

395
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,147
<i>para siempre, mi amor.</i>

396
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,893
You can rest now.

397
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,134
You are home.

398
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,835
I’ll see you tonight.

399
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,283
‐Papi, Papi, Papi.

400
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:48,953
‐We’re done.

401
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:51,050
♪

402
00:20:51,283 --> 00:21:00,493
♪

403
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:07,066
♪


