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‐Mmm.
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‐Listen, Max.
‐Hm?
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‐Ever since we got
back together,
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there’s a question I feel
like I have to ask you.
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‐Sure. Anything?
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‐Did we get better at this?
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‐Well, we have to give
a little bit of credit
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to that performance enhancer
you gave me.
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This knee brace
is a game‐changer.
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‐Alright, got to go get
ready for Halloween.
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Though, what we did was a treat
and involved a few tricks.
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‐Mm.
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Maybe we should just
blow off the costume.
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I mean, you already are
a sexy nurse.
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‐Hey, that’s demeaning.
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Sexy nurse practitioner.
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But we’re doing the costumes.
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‐I can’t wait. Ooh!
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But before you go,
there is something
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I want to give you.
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In the shower.
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‐God bless that knee brace.
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‐♪ This is it
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa
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♪ One day at a time
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‐Oh, good!
You are going out for Halloween.
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‐Mm‐hmm.
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I’m climate change activist
Greta Thunberg,
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and Syd is a melting iceberg
because you’re too hot.
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‐Oh!
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‐We’re Thunberg and iceberg!
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‐Why can’t you just be cats?
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You’re already got the whiskers.
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‐Well, we are not going
trick‐or‐treating.
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We are going door to door
to collect signatures
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and inform people
about man‐made climate change.
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‐Oh, shouldn’t we say
person‐made climate change?
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‐I’m good with men taking
the credit for this one.
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‐Halloween is the perfect night
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because suckers will
open the door for anybody.
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‐Oh, yeah.
You ring the doorbell,
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and before they even know
what’s happening,
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we hit them with the facts.
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‐Bam! Damage will be
irreversible by 2030.
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‐Bam! Welcome to
the insect apocalypse.
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‐Bam! That is the sound of
a door slamming in your face.
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Put this outside.
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‐Ugh, with that bobo
in the White House,
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I can’t stand to look
at an orange face right now.
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‐He’s like a pumpkin.
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He will get thrown out
in November.
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‐Well, guess what we are?
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‐A reminder to shave my legs?
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‐No! Come on!
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This is serious!
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‐It’s okay, babe.
They just ‐‐ They need a hint.
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‐Okay, okay.
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You are a cow, and you
have stepped in the cow caca.
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‐Goat yoga!
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Go‐o‐o‐oat.
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Yoga.
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Obviously!
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Ugh, we’re never gonna win.
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‐He’s got a lot riding
on winning tonight’s
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Halloween costume contest
at the Echo Park country club.
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‐We have a country club
in Echo Park?
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‐Oh, no, it’s the Beverly Hills
Country Club.
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They just call it
Echo Park on Halloween
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to make it sound scary.
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‐I’ve never won.
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But this year, I can’t lose
because I have
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Avery in my life,
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and I’m finally
in a loving relationship.
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‐Aww.
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‐And couple’s costumes
always win!
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The prize is an iPad mini,
and I never win anything.
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‐You’re a rich, straight,
cisgender white dude.
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You won at life.
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‐But I want an iPad mini.
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‐Ooh! Hey!
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What are you, Little Bo Peep
and a messed‐up sheep?
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‐Come on.
Let’s go back to our apartment.
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‐Oh!
It’s a Halloween miracle.
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‐A hardy‐har, har‐har‐har!
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‐Mom, we’re gonna go now.
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‐Ooh!
You two look great.
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This is a lot better
than last year’s
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toxic drinking water
and tumor costumes.
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‐Yeah.
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We really bummed out
that senior center.
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‐Bye‐bye.
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‐Lupita, you look so happy.
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Did you enjoy your walk?
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‐Walk?
‐Of shame!
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I know you were with Max
doing hanky‐panky
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when you needed to be here
doing tricky‐treaty.
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‐Mami, I don’t know
what you’re talking about.
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We were knitting sweaters
and reading the Bible.
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‐What is wrong with you?
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I would have broken him down
like a cardboard box.
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Put this outside.
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‐Okay, I’ll do that.
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Hey, take it somewhere else,
you old creep!
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‐Oh! Hey, Mom.
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‐Whoa!
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Look at that hair!
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What’s your costume?
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Anderson Cooper, Billy Idol,
Steve Martin?
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‐I don’t know who
any of those people are.
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‐Doesn’t he look like
he could be in a boy band?
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‐Yeah, Boyz II Old Men.
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‐Mom, wait.
This isn’t my costume.
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I dyed my hair.
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‐Like, permanently?
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How could you do that
without asking me?
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‐I did ask you.
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I said, "Mom, on Halloween,
can I dye my hair silver?"
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‐Why would you use Halloween
in that sentence?
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That is so misleading.
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‐[ Gasps ]
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Papito, what have you done?
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‐Mm‐hmm.
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‐You look just like your abuelo.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Tonight, I will put you in
his suit, and we will dance.
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‐Oh, I’ve made a big mistake.
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‐Yeah, you did.
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We’ll talk about it later
when you get back
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from trick‐or‐treating.
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‐Uh, yeah,
I think I’m over that.
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‐Wait, so you’re doing
trick‐or‐treating?
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Was last year your last year?
Why didn’t you tell me?
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‐How could I tell you last year
was the last year
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if I didn’t know
until this year?
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‐Well, you’re a wise old man,
figure it out.
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‐I’m sorry.
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But can I please go to Nora’s?
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Her parents are having a party.
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‐Don’t worry,
he’ll be home in time
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to take his arthritis pills.
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‐Ooh!
That’s a good one.
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Yes, you can go to Nora’s house.
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But make sure you’re home in
time to spoon your grandmother.
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Bye, papito!
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Hello, Max.
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What are you wearing?
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‐Rubber.
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But not in a fun way.
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Just got done
cleaning my bathroom.
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‐Oh!
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‐Well, I can’t wait to see you.
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‐Pregnancy test?
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‐Oh, I can’t wait to see you,
too.
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I was just about to head over.
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Are you sure you have
enough candy?
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‐Completely sure, positive.
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‐I can stop.
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‐I’ve been through this
a couple times before.
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100% sure.
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‐You want to come over here
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instead of handing out candy
all night?
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‐What am I supposed to do,
leave it in a basket
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outside the door
and hope someone takes it?
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That’s not how I was raised.
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‐Eso!
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‐What, Mami?
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‐Queso!
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It’s Spanish for "cheese."
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Saved it.
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‐Heh!
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[ Both humming ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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‐Oh, I got to admit, "Grease"
was a great costume idea.
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‐Right?
Because we go together.
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‐Is it weird that
I’m really attracted to you
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even though you’re technically
dressed as a high‐school girl?
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‐Nah. Every teen in that movie
was pushing 40.
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Instead of zits, they were
worried about liver spots.
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‐Presenting
the House of Schneider!
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‐Serving Halloween Extravaganza
realness.
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Well, do you get it?
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‐Drag...race.
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You’re drag race.
‐Yes!
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Thank you!
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I mean, it’s really more
of a history lesson in heels.
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The full title is "Drag Race ‐‐
A Drag Queen Started Stonewall."
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‐Oh, "Drag Race." That’s cute.
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‐Oh, no, don’t say that.
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‐Cute?
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Do you think I tucked
and taped for cute?
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‐You’re in a dress.
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I think you tucked and taped
for nothing.
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‐Cute’s for losers.
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Last year, I went as
the "Hang in There" cat.
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Nothing.
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I almost gave up for good,
and then I looked in the mirror,
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and something inspired me
to keep going.
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Anyway, back
to the drawing board.
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‐He actually draws on a board.
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Stick figures.
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It’s very sad.
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I can fix him.
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[ Door closes ]
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‐She’s a lucky woman.
‐Yeah.
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Alright, now it’s time
for a little summer lovin’,
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and, by summer, I mean, October,
and by lovin’,
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I mean wine.
[ Knock on door ]
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[ Pounding on door ]
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‐Ooh! Candy duty calls!
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‐Ooh, our first
trick‐or‐treaters.
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I love seeing those
little cuties all dressed up!
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‐The Beast is here!
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‐So is the Beauty!
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‐Wow!
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Beauty and the Beast!
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You guys did a couple’s costume,
too!
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‐They were a couple?
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I never saw the movie.
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I thought it was about
a beautiful woman
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and her pet dog in a tuxedo.
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Leslie, may I see you
in the kitchen?
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‐Oh!
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00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,235
Shall I be your guest?
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‐Why are you being weird?
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Get in the kitchen!
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Look.
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‐I don’t know who the father is,
but, I assure you,
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I will raise this baby
as my own.
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‐No, Leslie.
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It is not my baby!
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‐Oh, thank God.
I can’t raise a baby.
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I ‐‐ I can’t even get up
off of this knee.
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Maybe I should try one of
those knee braces
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Penelope’s raving about at work.
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‐Penelope is pregnant.
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‐Dios mio!
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Does Max know about this?
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‐I think that is what they are
talking about right now.
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They deserve privacy.
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They’re not gonna get it,
but they deserve it.
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‐Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Okay. What should we hit them
with first?
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How rising sea levels will
destroy coastal communities,
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or the coming political chaos
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caused by widespread
food insecurity?
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‐They’re both so inevitable.
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Okay. You decide,
and I’ll use what I learned
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from my summer improv course
to "Yes, and" whatever you say.
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‐Okay.
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‐Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Anna and Olaf from "Frozen"!
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‐What? No, no, no.
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We’re not from "Frozen."
255
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‐Yes, and what’s not frozen
is the Arctic!
256
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,263
‐So cute.
Two pieces of candy each!
257
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,759
‐Oh! Thank you, but we actually
are here because ‐‐
258
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,392
[ Both speaking indistinctly ]
259
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,027
‐We need a ‐‐
260
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,028
He totally didn’t realize
that our costumes
261
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,767
are making
a radical political statement.
262
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,473
‐He just thought
we were adorable.
263
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:22,705
‐[ Scoffs ] Men.
264
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,952
Okay, well, let’s not panic
265
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,779
because we can get it right
on this one.
266
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,257
Hi. We’re here to talk
about climate ‐‐
267
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,920
‐Oh, my stars!
268
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:43,198
What very clever
and timely costumes.
269
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,599
‐Thank you!
270
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,131
‐Dorothy and the tornado!
271
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,939
‐We really didn’t
think this through.
272
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,271
‐Well, here we go.
273
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,506
‐Oh, uh, thank you so much,
but, actually ‐‐
274
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,911
‐We wanted to talk to you
about climate change!
275
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,845
What is going on?
276
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,994
‐I’ll tell you what’s going on.
277
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,420
Full‐size candy bars!
278
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,585
Let’s try the next door.
279
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,193
‐Oh, to see if they’ll sign
the petition.
280
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,135
‐No, to see
if they have Snickers.
281
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,631
‐Yes, and maybe Twix?
282
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,534
‐Yes.
283
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,066
‐Alright, I’m calling it.
284
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,201
Once the 30‐year‐old Spongebob
comes around,
285
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,537
it’s time to close up shop.
286
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,183
‐Well, we did it.
‐Yes!
287
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,008
‐Thanks for having me over.
This was fun.
288
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,515
‐Well, when Alex said
he was done trick‐or‐treating,
289
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:38,817
I realized a part of my life
was ending, but...
290
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,921
I guess another part
is beginning.
291
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,692
‐Sounds like we should
make a toast.
292
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,095
‐Yes.
293
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,826
To new beginnings!
294
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:51,461
‐Chardonnay is not for babies!
295
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,567
‐What?
296
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,502
What is happening?
297
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,568
‐You are pregnant.
298
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,106
‐You’re pregnant?
299
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:05,411
‐No!
‐Well, how do you explain this?
300
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,785
‐How do you explain this?
301
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,783
‐Um, it’s not mine.
I’m not pregnant.
302
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,325
‐So nobody’s pregnant?
303
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:14,390
‐Somebody is pregnant,
according to the trash.
304
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,520
‐Hold on.
305
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,925
You found a pregnancy test
in our trash can?
306
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,827
‐Well, if it’s not yours,
then...
307
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,989
[ Gasps ]
308
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,397
Oh, could it be Elena’s?
309
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,931
Do you think she fell off
the wagon?
310
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,578
‐No, she really loves
that wagon.
311
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,918
Which means it could only be...
312
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,322
‐I think the only one ‐‐
‐Alex, yes!
313
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:49,924
I know, Doc!
314
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,903
[ Doorbell rings ]
315
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,471
‐[ Breathes sharply ]
316
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,972
‐Okay, let me guess.
317
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,013
The "kids" are in the car.
318
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,709
‐No, no, no. Melba, hi.
319
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,041
Soy Penelope Alvarez,
le mama de Alex.
320
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,477
We’ve spoken on the phone
a couple times.
321
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,252
It’s so nice to meet you
in person.
322
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,220
‐Hi, Penelope.
Que gusto conocerte.
323
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,349
Este es mi esposo, Ramón.
324
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,515
‐Hola, Ramón. Como estas?
325
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,554
This is my boyfriend.
326
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,318
‐Me llamo es Max.
327
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,258
‐No, don’t do that right now.
328
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:31,463
Hi! Que bonita tu casa.
329
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,997
Perdón, tengo que hablar
con Alejandro.
330
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,033
Alex!
331
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,367
Get out here right now!
332
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,813
Ustedes son de Puerto Rico?
333
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,409
‐Sí. Cómo sabías?
334
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,541
‐Que me encanta ese acento.
335
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,136
‐Ay, gracias.
336
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,548
‐What are you doing here?
337
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:49,819
Why are you dressed
like an old biker dude?
338
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,249
‐I am Sandy from "Grease."
339
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,924
You don’t know who that is,
either.
340
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,122
Look.
341
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,423
We need to talk about this.
342
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,426
‐And we would love to be part
of that conversation.
343
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,659
Norita!
344
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,093
[ Speaking Spanish ]
345
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,728
She’ll be out in a minute.
346
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,563
‐Why are you showing me
a pregnancy test?
347
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,698
‐Don’t give me that crap,
you silver fox.
348
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,674
We found this at home.
‐Sí, Mami?
349
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:14,243
‐Norita, what were you doing
at Alex’s house today?
350
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,513
‐What? Nothing.
351
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,111
‐Well, then somebody
explain this.
352
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,713
‐It’s not ours.
353
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,214
‐Alex, we found it in the trash.
354
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,576
It’s not mine, no Abuelita’s,
not Elena’s.
355
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,785
How is it not yours?
‐Because it’s not, all right?
356
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,087
What other explanation is there?
357
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,048
‐It’s impossible!
358
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,116
We haven’t had sex, okay?
359
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,129
‐Really?
360
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,074
Look at me.
361
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,575
No sex at all?
362
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,844
‐Oh, my God! No sex.
363
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,713
‐Just over the shirt stuff!
364
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,450
You probably didn’t need
that information.
365
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,349
‐Can we all stop talking
about this now, please?
366
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,693
‐Yeah. Ooh!
367
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:05,190
What a memorable first meeting,
huh, Melba?
368
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,434
I’m glad we figured this out
369
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,159
without too much
embarrassment, right?
370
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,865
Mucho gusto.
371
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,097
‐Sí.
372
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,401
‐Sí, mucho Halloween!
373
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:14,502
‐Hey!
374
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,104
‐Sorry!
I took German in high school.
375
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,614
‐I thought you were out
doing a political crusade.
376
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,381
‐Oh, we tried, believe me,
but sometimes you dress up
377
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,110
to discuss the coming
global disaster,
378
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,845
but people think
you’re the Swiss Miss girl
379
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,820
and mashed potatoes.
380
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,179
But that’s okay because
this is gonna give us
381
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,648
so much energy
to fight harder tomorrow!
382
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,989
Yeah.
‐Who knew Halloween was fun?
383
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,556
‐Literally everybody.
384
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:49,998
‐Elena, is there any way
385
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:54,136
this positive pregnancy test
is yours?
386
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,605
‐How many times do you
want me to come out?
387
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,885
You do know you need a man
for that, right?
388
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:10,088
‐Excuse me, I think the
Virgin Mary would clap back.
389
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,734
‐Alright, well,
I’m not pregnant.
390
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,433
‐Oh! For a second,
they had me convinced.
391
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,766
I mean, you are a saint.
392
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,307
‐Well, this has to belong
to someone.
393
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,609
It didn’t just appear by magic.
394
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,050
‐Oh, my God!
395
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,821
‐Whoo!
‐No!
396
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,020
Don’t compliment us.
397
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,051
We came in second.
398
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,446
We lost to Elton John!
399
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,218
‐Oh, who was dressed
like Elton John?
400
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:49,457
‐No, we lost to Elton John,
401
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:52,225
who was dressed as Garfield
eating lasagna.
402
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,204
It was adorable!
403
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:02,675
‐Where did you find that?
404
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,408
‐Is this yours?
405
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,186
‐Congratulations!
406
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,361
‐Lovely!
407
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,159
‐Why are you congratulating her?
408
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,360
I told you, we lost!
409
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:23,628
Hey.
410
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,363
Don’t cry.
411
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,168
Hang in there.
412
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,044
‐Okay.
413
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:37,283
Well, I didn’t think
I’d be telling you like this.
414
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,709
That’s why I put it
in their trash
415
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,814
because I wasn’t sure
how you’d react.
416
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,447
Well, I mean, it’s not like
we planned this.
417
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,246
‐So what are you saying?
418
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,928
‐I’m pregnant.
419
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,432
So, does this mean you’re happy?
420
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,567
‐Yes!
421
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,341
Are you?
422
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,440
‐Yeah.
423
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,941
[ Laughs ]
424
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:17,719
‐This is so much better
than an iPad mini.
425
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:22,090
‐Oh!
Congratulations, you two!
426
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:25,661
‐Oh, yes, and we are here
for you if you need us.
427
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:29,061
And you will.
428
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,735
‐I’m gonna be a tío.
429
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,163
‐I’m gonna be a tía.
430
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:35,368
‐I’m gonna be a tí‐x!
431
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,041
‐Well, this calls
for a celebration.
432
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,610
Hey, Grandpa.
433
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,038
Will you take us all out
for ice cream?
434
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,983
Let’s keep the hair.
435
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:48,480
It’s silver,
but the jokes are gold.
436
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:57,824
♪
437
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:07,367
♪