1 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,435 Hi. It's good you're here. 2 00:00:55,600 --> 00:01:01,789 We had an appointment for 8. Now it's 1 0 and I don't have aII day. 3 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:06,909 You peopIe aIways say to heII with customers and appointments. 4 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,356 - KeId? - Huh? 5 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,115 - What do you say? - What? 6 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,158 - What do you say? - Nothing. 7 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,470 Did you have a Iook? 8 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,430 - At what? - At the traveI brochures. 9 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,672 Oh, that ... No, not reaIIy. 10 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:53,071 I don't think we can afford it. 11 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:00,036 Have you thought about going to that dance cIass? 12 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,918 Yes, but ... 13 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,277 - You have that shouIder probIem. - Yeah. 14 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,158 KeId ... I'm moving. 15 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,869 I'm moving over to my sister's. 16 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,748 - ReaIIy? - So ... 17 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,235 Rie ... 18 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:51,390 This is Jytte Markmand. I'm tired of waiting - 19 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:55,269 - so I've found another pIumber. Good-bye. 20 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:03,833 This is Peter StaaI, caIIing yet again. Just because you ... 21 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,954 CLOSED BECAUSE OF 22 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,870 Rie? Is it you? 23 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:09,879 CHINAMAN 24 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,755 Hi, my friend. What'II it be? 25 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,635 I'm ... having a Iook ... 26 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,598 - Just have a Iook, okay? - Right. 27 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:51,838 - What do you say? 6 with chicken? - ''Sex ... with chicken''? 28 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,471 Or number 1 1 ? Fried noodIes. It's good, too. 29 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:04,832 - I think I'II just have a number 1 . - Eat here, or to go? 30 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,833 - Eat here. - Okay. 31 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,476 Here you are ... Chicken soup. 32 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,708 ''Good morning.'' 33 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:20,354 I just wanted to say ... I've thought about everything. 34 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:26,755 Maybe we couId find a good deaI in this traveI brochure, anyway. 35 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,115 It's too Iate, KeId. 36 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:33,273 I've aIready booked a trip. I'm going on a cruise. 37 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:38,560 - Oh, yeah ...? AIone? - No. Life goes on, KeId. 38 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:45,911 Pardon me for saying it, but our marriage was a funeraI. 39 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:07,278 Yeah, heIIo? It's about seIIing off the effects of a deceased. 40 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:13,436 - $250. Minus the chess game, 225. - Okay. 41 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,319 PIease take your money. 42 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,715 - Bye-bye - Bye. 43 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,917 ''Chess TaIent KeId Decker Strikes Again'' 44 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,959 You had number 1 on Tuesday, number 2 on Wednesday - 45 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,635 - number 3 yesterday. And today ...? 46 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,590 I think a ... 47 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,549 - Number 4. - Number 4? 48 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,429 1 , 2, 3, 4. Dammit, that's funny. 49 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:57,958 - My name's Feng. What's yours? - My name's KeId Decker. 50 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,395 - KeIIadecker? - Just KeId. 51 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,348 Okay, KeId. And every evening, you eat here? 52 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:11,553 We're in the process of spIitting up, so ... 53 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,951 So we'II find a nice Chinese wife for you. 54 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,556 - No ... - Yes, Chinese wives are very nice. 55 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:23,076 I don't want a new wife. I just want number 4. 56 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,676 Okay, number 4. Spring RoII SpeciaI. 57 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,958 - You want soy sauce on it? - Yes. Eat here. 58 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:40,117 KeId? What have you done? Where are aII our things? 59 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,474 Where's it aII gone? 60 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:51,472 Someone came who buys up estates of the deceased. 61 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,556 Where's my chandeIier? 62 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,188 He took that, too. 63 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:09,197 Listen: I'II make sure you get the divorce papers. You sign them, okay? 64 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:13,512 Then you send them to me, we'II be caIIed in to a meeting - 65 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:15,910 - and then we'II be divorced. 66 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,834 We can skip the separation if you admit aduItery. 67 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,039 - But I haven't ... - I know. This way it'II go faster. 68 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:29,320 - Can't we think it over? - No. We're getting it over with. Now. 69 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:34,429 But Rie, can't we just buy new furniture and new cIothes, or ... 70 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,918 ''We're famiIy.'' 71 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,875 Hi, Poppa. 72 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,270 Give me a hand with this. 73 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,394 Don't worry, I have the receipt. 74 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,960 What the heII have you done? 75 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:27,633 - Where the heII's Mom? - I think she's at your aunt's. 76 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:34,150 - What's going on? - I think she needs some time aIone. 77 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:40,718 - Have you been baIIing other women? - No. I'm sure she'II be back. 78 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,553 I sure as heII hope so. For your sake. 79 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:47,599 - We'II just buy new furniture. - Okay. 80 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:52,873 Then we can start with this teIevision. 81 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:59,398 If I say two hundred bucks, you've made yourseIf a good deaI. 82 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,437 Yeah. 83 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,991 Do you have time for a game of chess? 84 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,277 Since when have we begun pIaying chess again? 85 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,238 It must be ten years since we've pIayed. 86 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,550 Yes, but I just thought ... 87 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,029 Just get back together, okay? 88 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,875 I eat here Tuesday and Thursday. 89 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,310 It's structuraIization. 90 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,796 One's everyday Iife has to be structured. 91 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:36,397 On Monday and Friday I eat at the centraI station cafeteria. 92 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:41,236 Wednesday and Saturday it's the pizzeria - 93 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,437 - but Tuesday and Thursday I'm here. 94 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:48,559 - What about Sunday? - I improvise. 95 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,112 I'm a kind of cuIinary refugee. 96 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:58,831 My stomach can't take the Swedish cuisine. 97 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,835 KeId doesn't eat here just Tuesday and Thursday. It's every evening. 98 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,911 No kidding? 99 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,914 - KeId's my best customer. - That's reaIIy something. 100 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,834 - Every singIe evening? - Yeah. 101 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,960 Is something wrong? 102 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:50,872 - Thanks for the heIp. - Don't mention it. 103 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,150 I didn't do the pIumbing. It was my uncIe. 104 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,669 I don't think your uncIe's a pIumber. 105 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:40,511 No, no. He's just Chinese. But he said those pipes were tip-top. 106 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,478 - They're not tip-top. - No ... 107 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:49,036 - That's my son, Zhang. - Hi. 108 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,919 - And my cousin. - Hi. 109 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,753 And my wife. 110 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,112 She says we shouId give you dry cIothes. 111 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,794 It's onIy water ... 112 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:07,350 Oh, come on ... Come on, KeId. 113 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,434 Okay ... 114 00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:01,229 My grandma asked who the ugIy man with the big nose was. 115 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:25,631 - KeId? You're a reaI pIumber? - Yes. 116 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,759 WiII you work for me? It has to be done right. 117 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,957 AII these pipes. 118 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,155 It's quite a big job, you know. 119 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:44,348 Maybe you couId come every morning and work a IittIe. 120 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,630 Yeah ... I guess I couId take a Iook at it. 121 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,677 But ... 122 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,756 - I don't have any money. - Oh. 123 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:02,710 We Chinese work hard but we don't earn much. 124 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:07,150 AII those pizzerias and shawarma bars ... 125 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,790 Dammit, they're kiIIing me. It's the Pakis. 126 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,837 They steaI our trade. 127 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,639 - What? Wives? - No, trade. 128 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,995 Oh, trade. 129 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:25,435 But we can say you get a IittIe bIack money. Lots of food. 130 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,996 Dammit, KeId! That boy's driving me crazy. 131 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:44,757 - Do you have any kids? - Yes, I have one. A son. 132 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,957 - You hit him, too? - No, he's grown up. 133 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:52,636 They think they can decide everything themseIves. 134 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,553 It's no good. A son saying no to his own father! 135 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:00,669 - That's not so unusuaI in Denmark. - A son must obey his father. 136 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,276 - I'm the one who decides. - Yeah, weII ... 137 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,238 Oh, I have customers. 138 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:15,394 Hey, KeId. A father must not be afraid of his own son. 139 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,950 That's that. 140 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,270 And the section about infideIity? 141 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,716 - Yes, weII ... - Mom said you shouId sign it. 142 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,757 I haven't been unfaithfuI. 143 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:47,152 What do I know? She just said it aII had to be signed. 144 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,949 I'm not going to do it. 145 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:55,193 She can just say she's been unfaithfuI to me. 146 00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,510 We're going to have to sort this out. 147 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,233 ''A good offer.'' 148 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,714 Hi, KeId. Here's some food. 149 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,153 I've noticed a probIem. 150 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:26,952 Yesterday you got number 22. You've eaten aII the numbers. What now? 151 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:38,590 I think we'II just start over. 152 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:43,754 Good idea. We start over with number 1 . Of course I make extra. 153 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,798 - A fresh start. - Okay. 154 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,077 - Oh, KeId. Come ... - What ...? 155 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,389 - Hi. - Hi. 156 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,915 Just have a seat. 157 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:07,069 I hear you're divorced from your oId wife. 158 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,038 Yes ... Soon. 159 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:17,715 I have a sister named Ling. She's on a visit now in Denmark. 160 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:23,238 But she has to go home because her tourist visa has run out. 161 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:31,593 It's not good in China for a Iady to Iive aIone. It's very hard, KeId. 162 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:35,594 I want her to stay in Denmark and Iive with us. 163 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,833 But, you know what? She can't stay in Denmark. 164 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,788 - Why not? - Immigration Iaws. 165 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:48,670 - That's not so good. - It's very bad ... ReaIIy bad. 166 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,639 Here you are. It's Chinese tea. Very good. 167 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,110 - Thank you very much. - Yes, it's good tea. 168 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,074 KeId. We're good friends. 169 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,674 - Aren't we? - Yes. 170 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:11,113 I'II pay you $4,000 to marry my sister. 171 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,512 UntiI she has her permanent visa. 172 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:22,908 Then you can get divorced and she can stay in Denmark anyway. 173 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,428 $4,000. That's a good price. 174 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,515 Maybe ...? 175 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,792 Okay, we'II drop it. 176 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:52,192 We'II start aII over with number 1 . Chicken soup. 177 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,237 - Okay? - Yes. 178 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:01,078 You'II have to excuse me. This is my first divorce, so ... 179 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:10,196 You've both signed the divorce papers, so that's taken care of. 180 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:16,117 And KeId, we note that you have signed a statement of infideIity. 181 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,754 No, I haven't. 182 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,718 Isn't that your signature? 183 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,149 - Isn't it? - No. 184 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:33,273 Are you annuIIing your statement of infideIity, or what? 185 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,000 - I haven't ... - Who knows what he's doing. 186 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,596 And MichaeI was quite sure, too. 187 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,512 AII right. We'II say it's my signature. 188 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,830 Good. 189 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:55,950 Then we can proceed to the conditions for a divorce without separation. 190 00:23:56,120 --> 00:24:00,113 Now we have to determine possibIe economic compensation. 191 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,192 Like who's going to keep the fIat and ... 192 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,079 That's no probIem. KeId can keep the fIat. 193 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,835 I earn my own money. I just want to get on with my Iife. 194 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:15,836 One must be carefuI not to give up one's rights in the heat of the moment. 195 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:23,270 Okay, we can say KeId gives me $8,000, and the case is cIosed. 196 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,472 What do you say to that, KeId? 197 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,908 - Right ... - Good. 198 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,436 Then the settIement sum is $8,000. 199 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:59,834 This is Peter StaaI caIIing yet again. Just because you're a pIumber - 200 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,869 - shouIdn't mean you can't answer the phone once in a whiIe. 201 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,588 Pardon me, Feng. 202 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,593 Dammit, KeId. That boy's impossibIe. 203 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,512 Right. 204 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:38,229 I'm wiIIing ... to marry your sister ... 205 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,554 ... for $8,000. 206 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,990 Thank you! We say, thank you very, very much. 207 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,396 - Thanks a Iot. - You want to meet my sister, yes? 208 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:14,351 She's not so weII today. A IittIe headache, but not serious. 209 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,314 We say thank you very, very, very much! 210 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,679 - ''What is your name?'' - What? 211 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,070 ''My name is Peter. '' 212 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:56,238 ''My name is Peter'' ... or KeId. 213 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,350 What is this I hear? 214 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,313 What do you hear? 215 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,439 That you're getting married to his sister. 216 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,350 - It's just to heIp Feng. - You're skating on thin ice. 217 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,317 How's that? 218 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,996 You shouIdn't get invoIved with peopIe Iike that. 219 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:42,273 - Why not? - I wouIdn't feeI good about it. 220 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:48,595 If you happen to annoy them ... If you don't keep your word ... 221 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,479 What then? 222 00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:01,756 I'd think twice before I married one of those peopIe. 223 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,190 I mean it. 224 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,313 I hate that griII. 225 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:36,752 I hate having to Iive with my parents. I'm 20 years oId. 226 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,798 I want to Ieave home Iike normaI peopIe. 227 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,714 My father says: ''You must Iive cIose to griII.'' 228 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,678 Okay. 229 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,878 This is ... Oh, no! 230 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,234 Maybe you couId say something to him. 231 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,075 - About what? - Now that we're famiIy. 232 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,117 Right. 233 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:22,033 KeId, this is my IittIe sister. 234 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,190 HeIIo ... My name is Ling. 235 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,396 HeIIo ... 236 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:38,348 My name is KeId. 237 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,396 Yes, there. 238 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,279 - Just put it in there? - Yes. 239 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,437 KeId, there has to be two mattresses. 240 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,593 If the poIice come, it has to Iook Iike man and wife. 241 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,557 Right. 242 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:12,236 - Of course you won't sIeep here. - No, of course not. 243 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,870 Dammit, KeId, you don't have much furniture. 244 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,793 No, I soId it. 245 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,429 - We're friends now, KeId. - Yes. 246 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,194 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 247 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,191 HeIIo. 248 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,830 HeIIo. 249 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,436 ''Bathroom'' ... 250 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:14,111 Look ... Ling has written a faIse Iove Ietter. 251 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,470 Here ... It's a good one. 252 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:27,991 ''Dearest KeId. I was so happy to hear from you. 253 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:35,077 I am your rosebud that Iongs for a gardener's caress.'' 254 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,915 She's good at writing about Iove. Isn't she, KeId? 255 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,277 - Yes. - You have to invent Ietters, too. 256 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,910 - Say something about Iove. - Yes ... weII ... 257 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:53,392 ''Thank you for your ... Ietter. 258 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,395 I miss you, too ... 259 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,558 ... my fIower.'' 260 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,995 This isn't going to work, Feng. I can't do it. 261 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:17,032 - Okay, I'II write it for you. - The immigration peopIe aren't dumb. 262 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:22,115 - They'II find out. - We're smart. They won't find out. 263 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:26,478 We'II fooI them. We'II hoId a big wedding. 264 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:36,833 - When do I get that money? - As soon as the temporary visa comes. 265 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,958 Then you'II get your money. 266 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,473 Okay, Feng, I'm coming. 267 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,672 - Oh ... Hi. - What the heII's happening here? 268 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,474 I'm just going to a wedding. 269 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:31,430 - Who's getting married? -It's just pro forma, so ... 270 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,273 Okay, but who's getting married? 271 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,433 It's ... I am. 272 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,319 - You're getting married? - Yes. 273 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,917 It's just some cIothes I rented. 274 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,993 - Is it that neighbor with the big boobs? - No, no, no. 275 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,833 Can you put this on for me? 276 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:03,589 It's a Chinese Iady from China. 277 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:09,629 I actuaIIy don't know her at aII. It's just pro forma. 278 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,678 Does Mom know you're getting married? 279 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:17,470 I'm onIy doing it to raise that money she's supposed to get. 280 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,555 That's why I came, actuaIIy. 281 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,598 - Mom wants her money. - Yes. 282 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,550 - I'II Iet her know, then. - Yes. Come on. 283 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,990 Jesus Christ, man! 284 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,355 WeII, congratuIations. 285 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,755 Thank you. 286 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,878 - Dammit, KeId, you Iook great! - Thanks. 287 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,076 - That's your car. - Right. 288 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,000 If you sit down in this car now ... 289 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,994 - Then there's no way back. - ReaIIy? 290 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,515 KeId Chinaman. 291 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,557 ''Chinaman''? 292 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:28,429 That's your name. From now on. 293 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,235 ''Chinaman'' ... 294 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,276 - Cheers. - Cheers. 295 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:10,113 - You have to toast each tabIe. - AII the tabIes? 296 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:15,479 Yes. It's an important Chinese tradition. ShaII we? Come on. 297 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,875 Cheers ... Cheers. 298 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,194 In a IoveIy garden 299 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,512 fiIIed by the goIden sun 300 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,719 fuII of scents of IiIies 301 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:39,919 roses and vioIets 302 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:44,312 here we meet each other 303 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,439 I am heavy and weary 304 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,275 you, on your white wings 305 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,637 fIoat aIong so IightIy. 306 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,395 LittIe butterfIy ... 307 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,189 IittIe butterfIy ... 308 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,555 Hey, watch out. 309 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:12,312 KeId ... dammit. It was a good wedding, wasn't it? 310 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,596 We're famiIy now. 311 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:26,750 - I'd just Iike to sIeep now. - ReaIIy? But, KeId ... 312 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:32,232 It was onIy pro forma, right? No hanky-panky. 313 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,472 - No. - Okay? OnIy pro forma. 314 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,156 Thank you. 315 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,316 ''Warm'' ... Warm. 316 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,675 ''Vawm''. 317 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:07,917 ''PIate''. 318 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,718 - ''PIate''. - PIate. 319 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,110 - PIate. - PIate. 320 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:44,191 - ''Camping tabIe''. - ''Camping tabIe''. 321 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,949 Camping tabIe. 322 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,754 - ''Things''. - ''Things''. 323 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,070 Many ... things. 324 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,955 ''Office''. 325 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,475 Thank you. 326 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,398 Hi. 327 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,075 I've just come to coIIect Mother's money. 328 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:12,631 You owe her eight kiIos, right? After your fine wedding. 329 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,033 That's not how it works, MichaeI. 330 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,713 The money's not coming untiI she's gotten her visa. 331 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,589 - What kind of ruIe is that? - I thought you knew. 332 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,115 I'II just teII Mother, then. 333 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,068 The shop's open again, so everything's under controI. 334 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:39,198 This is Ling, by the way. 335 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,914 ''How are you?'' 336 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,471 KeId? 337 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,439 - Oh, hi. - Hi. How's it going? 338 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:22,309 It's going fine. I opened the shop again. 339 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,835 Yes, MichaeI toId me. 340 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,117 Anything eIse been happening? 341 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,990 - I've gotten married. - He said that, too. 342 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,994 - It's pureIy pro forma. - Pro forma ... 343 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:41,711 I don't know her. She's from China. She's Feng's sister. 344 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:47,750 - And who's this Feng? - He owns the griII bar. 345 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,708 - ReaIIy? - That's where I eat every evening. 346 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,949 One evening a water pipe went bust. 347 00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:01,399 Then I met his sister and now we're married. Pro forma, of course. 348 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:05,599 I actuaIIy did it because you need some money, right? 349 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,799 - You'II get it soon. - There's no big rush. 350 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:15,193 - You were going on a cruise. - That cruise didn't work out. 351 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,272 - ReaIIy? - KeId ... 352 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:23,798 I reaIize I started aII this. We've said so many wrong things. 353 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:29,790 But ... we have so many good things together, haven't we? 354 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,793 We have to Iearn to say the good things. 355 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,674 - Yes. - We must. 356 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,673 We shouIdn't say anything now. 357 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,230 I'm going now. And then ... 358 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:03,075 ... we'II think about what it is we want. 359 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,629 - Okay? - Yes. 360 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,550 - Bye. - Bye. 361 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:06,590 ''KeId is a good man and we Iove each other very much. '' 362 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,672 Yeah, that's what they aII say. 363 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,150 But she has a nice name. 364 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,151 - Hi, KeId. - Is she aIright? 365 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,675 - Who? - Ling. 366 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:35,233 Yes, she's fine. And she says she Iikes Iiving in your fIat. 367 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,119 Like husband and wife. 368 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,193 It's just that I happened to notice - 369 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:46,717 - that she has a Iot of piIIs and medicine. 370 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,793 Those aren't reaI piIIs. Ling's Chinese, right? 371 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,748 - AII Chinese take herb medicine. - It's not reaI medicine? 372 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,799 No, no, no. It's ancient Chinese medicine. 373 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,669 AII Chinese use it aII the time. 374 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,990 - Are you sure? - Yes, yes. 375 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,958 Ling is feeIing fine. 376 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:11,396 - Everything is fine! - Okay. 377 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,318 The interpreter wiII say this when she comes. 378 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:15,598 Or maybe you know enough Chinese to understand? 379 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:20,271 - It's probabIy best to wait. - Can't you speak any Chinese? 380 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,079 Yes ... of course I can. 381 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,715 WouId you transIate this for me? 382 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:31,635 Just something Iike: ''CongratuIations with everything.'' 383 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,795 ''May I see the menu.'' 384 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:49,110 I wouId Iike a spring roII. 385 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,754 ''WeIcome to our country.'' 386 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,189 ''Hot water, coId water.'' 387 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,228 And: ''Good Iuck with your new Iife.'' 388 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,517 ''Where is the cIosest hospitaI?'' 389 00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,910 I am a pIumber. 390 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,396 And now you may kiss each other. 391 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,157 I'm just kidding! 392 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,118 I hope you'II be very happy together. 393 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,439 - Dammit, KeId! - Yes. 394 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,994 - Cheers. - CongratuIations! 395 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,394 - Oh, pardon me. - Rie? 396 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:49,948 CongratuIations. I haven't congratuIated the two of you. 397 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,190 No ... 398 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,158 I can't figure out what's happening. 399 00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:59,711 We're supposed to think about giving ourseIves another chance. 400 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:05,557 - You haven't made a decision? - No. It's aII rather ... compIicated. 401 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,553 Yes, it Iooks a IittIe compIicated. 402 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,635 Ling, this is Rie. Rie, this is Ling. 403 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,876 Hi. 404 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,191 - I'II make a pot of tea. - Yes. 405 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:27,073 This is pro forma? This is just for the money? 406 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,515 Yes. 407 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,071 - Oh, boy. - ''Oh, boy''. 408 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,516 Oh, boy. We better hope no one finds out, huh? 409 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,591 What do you mean? 410 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:43,276 It makes me a IittIe bitter, you Iying in what once was my fIat - 411 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:47,831 - getting an erotic massage from some IittIe number from ThaiIand. 412 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,198 She's ... from China. I've toId you that. 413 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:56,990 How about you giving aII my things away? How about my chandeIier? 414 00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:01,278 She's gotten her visa so you'II get your money, okay? 415 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,595 That's it, then. 416 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,357 Thank you. 417 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,596 It wouId be good if I got my money tomorrow. 418 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:20,389 Otherwise someone might say the wrong thing. 419 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:26,552 Like caIIing the poIice and saying it's not a reaI marriage. 420 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,314 Then she'd be on her way home again. 421 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:51,078 - You mean you don't have the money? - No, not yet. 422 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,800 It can't go on Iike this, Feng. 423 01:00:56,080 --> 01:01:00,198 That wedding, you know. Too many guests. Too much drinking. 424 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,955 Very expensive marriage. So I don't Iose face. 425 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,509 What do you caII this, then? 426 01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:13,112 Now I Iose face with you. I'm not good at keeping agreements. 427 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:17,193 - You promised me 8,000! - ReaIIy, KeId? 428 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:21,797 If I don't get the money, your sister goes straight back to China. 429 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,952 Let's have 6 with chicken and caIm down. 430 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:29,910 I don't want 6 with chicken. I need the money, Feng. Right now. 431 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:34,919 - Dammit, KeId. - Stop that ''dammit, KeId''. 432 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:39,552 You can just come with your fucking triads. 433 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,518 I couId care Iess if I get kiIIed. 434 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:47,709 And your fucking pipes are fixed ... dammit! 435 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,360 Oh, Jesus Christ! 436 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,749 Speak Danish, dammit! 437 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,595 This is Denmark, so Iearn Danish if you want to be here. 438 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:18,993 It's not so damn hard. ''Front door''! ''WaIIpaper''! 439 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,197 ''CeiIing''! ''FIoor''! 440 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,635 ''Jacket''! 441 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,275 ''I'm sorry.'' 442 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,880 - Hi. - Hi. 443 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:40,192 - Here's something from my father. - Oh? Where'd he get it? 444 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:43,113 He borrowed it from some cousins. 445 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:49,628 It wasn't easy for him. He Iost face, which isn't so good if you're Chinese. 446 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:55,788 I think he feeIs reaIIy bad, because he hasn't hassIed me today. 447 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:58,872 You can teII him that I need ... 448 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:03,551 ... this money. 449 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,234 - I reaIIy do. - I'II Iet him know. 450 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,755 - Good. - Yeah. 451 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:11,309 - Bye. - Bye. 452 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,510 Here it is. 453 01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,558 - The money. - You better count it, Mom. 454 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:49,833 - Then there's you and me, Rie. - What about us? 455 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,992 I don't know quite how to say it ... 456 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,310 You're in Iove. 457 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:59,632 - You've aIready made her sad enough. - Get inside, MichaeI. 458 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,873 - You shouId be ashamed, cocksucker. - Get inside! 459 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,474 So, that's the way it is? 460 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,239 Yes. 461 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,995 - Then there's no more to taIk about. - No. 462 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:12,390 KeId, dammit, my friend. Eat here, take out? 463 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,154 - Is she here? - Who? 464 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,469 Is she here? 465 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,518 Love probIems, Chinaman? 466 01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:45,712 Love can be heavenIy or Iike being in HeII. 467 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:49,714 But one thing is for sure. 468 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,112 Love must be professed. 469 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:58,598 If it isn't ... 470 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:03,834 ... it's neither here nor there. 471 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:07,470 There's nothing worse than that. 472 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:15,797 You must profess your Iove ... Chinaman. 473 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,029 ''I Iove you.'' 474 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,070 It's over-worked. 475 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:38,559 The heart isn't strong enough, so the organs don't get enough oxygen. 476 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:43,475 The Iungs must compensate for the faster breathing. 477 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:48,953 In the end the bIood circuIation stops. 478 01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:56,115 So ... 479 01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:01,876 ... I'm very sorry. 480 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:19,639 KeId, I knew ... I knew her heart was too Iarge. 481 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:25,755 That's why she came to Denmark. To get weII. 482 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:37,751 Dammit, KeId. I didn't know you'd faII in Iove with each other. 483 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:42,152 It was onIy pro forma. Pro forma! 484 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:37,036 KeId Decker? This is a cohabitation check. May we come in? 485 01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:25,790 It doesn't Iook too good, I'm sorry to say. 486 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,473 No. 487 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:30,950 There was onIy one toothbrush in the bathroom. 488 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,111 There's onIy a singIe bed. 489 01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:36,397 And there's no trace of women's cIothes. 490 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:40,109 We can onIy concIude that you Iive here aIone. 491 01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,872 - Are you okay? - Yes. 492 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:55,428 I can't ... I can't ... 493 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,955 - You'II hear from us. - Yeah. 494 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:43,668 Mom was reaI sorry to hear ... 495 01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:52,750 I was the one who caIIed the cops and said your marriage was pro forma. 496 01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:59,235 How couId I know she was iII? 497 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,389 I'm sorry, Dad. 498 01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:22,112 MichaeI ... 499 01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:27,308 - It was ... - ShouId we pIay a game of chess? 500 01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:29,710 If you stiII feeI Iike it. 501 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:33,396 Yes. 502 01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:39,435 WiII you fetch it? 503 01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:29,352 My grandmother wants Ling's ashes sent back to our viIIage. 504 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:32,796 Not just Ieft sitting on a sheIf in Denmark. 505 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:38,637 AII of our famiIy members' ashes have been cast into the IocaI river. 506 01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:42,349 So she wants us sent home when we die. 507 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:55,435 I'd Iike to send Zhang to China with the urn. 508 01:20:55,600 --> 01:21:01,311 But, you know what? A pIane ticket Iike that is very expensive. 509 01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:06,118 We sent my uncIe by surface maiI. 510 01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:10,437 - He disappeared en route. - He did? 511 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:13,717 Dammit, KeId, we never got him back! 512 01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:16,553 - That wasn't so good. - No. 513 01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:21,316 But we might have to send Ling by maiI, too. 514 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:28,748 - What wouId you Iike? - Nothing. Thanks, anyway. 515 01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:33,391 - Hi, Rie. - Hi. I thought I couId find you here. 516 01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:38,554 Yeah. This is where I eat. Every evening. 517 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:43,673 - They caII me ''Chinaman''. - ''Chinaman''? 518 01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:45,990 Yeah. 519 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,714 - What's that? - The money. 520 01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:59,430 - But, why? - So you can buy new furniture. 521 01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,068 Or whatever you Iike. 522 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:06,119 I've taken some, and kept some for MichaeI. 523 01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:19,953 - That's why I came. - Yeah. 524 01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:25,840 - See you, Chinaman. - Bye. 525 01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:51,477 Hey, Feng! 526 01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:59,148 - Dammit, KeId. - Dammit, Feng. 527 01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:03,393 - Good-bye. - Bye-bye. 528 01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:30,238 SubtitIes: Steve Schein Danish Video Text