1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:07,280 So, five-minute readiness. Bus foreigners got out of the traffic jam. 2 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:11,160 Well, we met our cultural characteristics. 3 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,040 Do you remember everything? 4 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,360 Focusing on Asian. 5 00:00:16,219 --> 00:00:18,240 Step. Incline. 6 00:00:18,860 --> 00:00:19,860 Food. 7 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:23,040 Well, where do I need this Alex? 8 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:29,280 That's what I'll tell him. Well, Alyosha, what shall we do it? Now I’ll call Ilya and Dobrynya, 9 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:33,500 Let's go to Tretyakov while Misha and his Whitney is having fun. Yes, yes, yes. 10 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,880 I hope there will be a mulatto girl. 11 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:40,320 Hello? 12 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:48,940 Whitney Marla? Where's the mulatto? 13 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,140 Hello, Misha? 14 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,860 Bon appetit. Let's go. 15 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:32,780 Hey girl, hey girl, don't leave me alone Hey girl, hey 16 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:35,300 girl, won't you please come home 17 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:58,310 My mother, she had a Russian teacher University of Michigan. 18 00:01:59,810 --> 00:02:00,810 Brodsky. 19 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:02,750 Brodsky? 20 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:05,290 Yes, that's why I... Brodsky? 21 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:07,730 Yes. Brodsky? 22 00:02:07,970 --> 00:02:11,310 Yes. Your name is lucky with teachers more than me. 23 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:23,590 Your dad probably really wanted girl, that's why they named you like that 24 00:02:23,590 --> 00:02:25,590 sexual name Whitney. 25 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:30,930 I had a friend on the Internet, Zhenya. 26 00:02:32,210 --> 00:02:33,210 Girl. 27 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:55,670 Karaseva, where are you going? 28 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:58,670 Listen, Karaseva, you have an eye smeared. Go check it out, please. 29 00:03:00,450 --> 00:03:03,370 Look, look, huh. Like flies flocked. 30 00:03:04,210 --> 00:03:07,210 And I have one. And less sugar. 31 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:08,990 Now. Alex. 32 00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:12,470 Very interesting. 33 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:13,750 Yes? Yes. 34 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:18,970 Yours will like it in the dorm. She, judging by everything, unpretentious to furniture. 35 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:22,910 Maybe I should bring you a chair? 36 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,450 Is this politeness or are you flirting? 37 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:27,570 Politeness, of course, of course, politeness. 38 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:30,470 If you want to sit, then please sit. 39 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:34,130 That's also politeness. 40 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:36,550 Thank you. 41 00:03:37,070 --> 00:03:38,070 My pleasure. 42 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:46,030 No, thank me, Masha, Ira has already done it. I see we have a show here, who's going to freak out? 43 00:03:46,030 --> 00:03:49,590 foreigner. Morozov is not here bell, he could have kept quiet. 44 00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:52,070 Zhenya, we were thinking about the party. 45 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:53,620 Party? Yes, 46 00:03:55,160 --> 00:04:01,960 party 47 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,100 this is for me, I just need a house nearby. 48 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,320 Well, 49 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:11,920 this is... Griboyedov. 50 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,900 Mushroom Eater. 51 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:16,190 Mushroom. 52 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:19,370 A couple more of these puns, and she's definitely yours, Casanova. 53 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:23,670 By the way, it's time to repay debts, and you I owe a house, so congratulations, you have 54 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:24,990 there will be a party. 55 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,870 Real bet. Bet and argue! 56 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:30,830 I didn’t think at all that the landlady This will be approved, and in general I have a mess there. 57 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:34,210 Oh, come on, who will notice your books, not arranged in alphabetical order? Bet! 58 00:04:34,430 --> 00:04:35,730 Kamon, Misha, let's argue! 59 00:04:36,790 --> 00:04:37,790 Ku-ku, party, yes. 60 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:43,630 Damn, it's like a curtain on him. Do you have something for 20 thousand, like 61 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:44,630 Angelina Jolie? 62 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:47,310 Well, I think Angelina Jolie would choose Here's your dress. 63 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:54,510 Yes, it costs as much as your whole wedding. 64 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,570 I'm just trying to measure myself. 65 00:04:58,610 --> 00:05:00,150 I would wear this all my life. 66 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:01,910 Very beautiful. 67 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,310 You look like such a bride in him. 68 00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:07,470 Wait for the joke. 69 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:35,710 Guys, guys, stop. 70 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:37,150 This is not possible. 71 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:39,090 Slippers. 72 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:42,730 For what? So that you don't tear your tights. 73 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:50,200 Every time, every time I step into the room Got that mind blown, engine's 74 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:56,020 blazing, vroom, vroom Fill it up, hit the pedal, gas it up Till it's blowing 75 00:05:56,020 --> 00:06:01,480 up, boy, too late to run Lift it up, that grip about to spin 76 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:14,020 Masha, will you be there? 77 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,400 Oh no. 78 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:19,860 Today I drink Ale. I drink ale too. Like do you like it too? 79 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,100 Like yes. 80 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:23,620 Shall we begin? 81 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,119 What, 82 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:40,320 do you like it? 83 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:44,310 Excuse me, can I grab your hem? 84 00:06:47,210 --> 00:06:52,730 Is it defective? Well, since it is defective, I can certainly take it. 85 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:56,810 Well, you're in your twenties. Well, actually, Yesterday this dress was fine. 86 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:02,390 If you don't mind I'll take a look at camera. 87 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:08,430 Did you break your teeth? 88 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:12,800 What is this anyway? Why do you there are fitting rooms, perverts? 89 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:19,500 Or take the dress at full price, or pay a fine for damage. 20 thousand. 90 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:22,920 I'll buy it, I'll buy it. Now only with the groom I'll solve this issue. 91 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,720 Are you sitting? Maybe a fine would be better? 92 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,340 This is all my money. 93 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,000 Now, Borya, you’ll pay, everything’s fine. 94 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,480 I'll change my clothes. 95 00:07:47,579 --> 00:07:51,700 Yeah, are you capitulating? Come on, girls, who want more overfong? 96 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,020 Oh 97 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,460 I got a support group You can also give out pumpons. 98 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,520 Babin! 99 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,300 Does Misha's toilet even work? What is he is it closed all the time? 100 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,500 Ay, to hell with you! 101 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,640 Gymnastics. Gymnastics. 102 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,900 I think Irel herself didn’t know about this yet in the morning, right? 103 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,480 Hey Kamon, are you Russian or what? Hey! 104 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,960 Amich, did you promise to show me Moscow? 105 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,560 What, right now? 106 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,860 I really want to. 107 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,300 OK then. 108 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,860 Zhen, Zhen, Zhen, Zhen, can you hear me? 109 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:25,040 Zhenya, Alice and I want to go for a walk. You can you watch the ironer? Yes, 110 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,040 Certainly. 111 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,080 Pull him into jackets. 112 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:35,860 Well, you see, it suits you very well. 113 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Thank you. 114 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:47,600 Hello. In short, I'm in a car, let's enter, grab your dress, run out and let’s get going. 115 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,720 Damn, you're stunned, aren't you? I won't do this. 116 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,200 Why didn’t Borya give you money? 117 00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:01,870 Well, Brad Pitt didn't help your Angelina? 118 00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:06,510 Yes, he is. Oh, don't worry. I don't I'm worried. Can I help you take off your dress? 119 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,970 Looks like I'll get married in a dress with graduation. 120 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:15,630 It suits you. 121 00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:18,690 Thank you. The game is simple. 122 00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:24,110 When she says Putin, we shout Putin and drink. 123 00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:25,350 Is everything clear? 124 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:27,750 Everything is clear. She says. 125 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,600 We scream, and then he does too. 126 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,400 President of Russia Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. Putin! 127 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:44,860 Sir Maron, is it true that Russian girls the most beautiful, right? 128 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,520 Putin! Putin. 129 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:53,920 I haven't figured this out yet. Darling, you know, it's not beauty 130 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:57,440 the main thing is in a woman, and the main thing is... Putin! 131 00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:03,950 And already in the history of Russia it was realized in Siberia. So, the main thing is the breed. 132 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:07,010 Well, you know, there are mongrels, right? 133 00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:10,790 Oh, it's the neighbor downstairs, she's being a hooligan. 134 00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:12,330 Putin! 135 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:19,790 Putin! I'm very sorry, ladies, I'll go to restaurant, I'll bring beer later 136 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:21,110 for you. Super. 137 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:23,270 Puzzle. 138 00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:30,010 Well, maybe we’ll go nose later too Shall we powder? 139 00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:31,930 If you want, you can go, of course. 140 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:33,370 Yes. Now. 141 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:34,770 So, I left you with him. 142 00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:37,310 Well, it’s okay, he’ll hide you too. 143 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:43,730 This is absurd, a lie. 144 00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:47,190 Skull, skeleton, braid. 145 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:49,790 Death will come to her. 146 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,130 There will be your eyes. 147 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:57,210 Well, why do you all laugh when I read poem? 148 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,770 Misha, death, skull, skeleton. 149 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:02,650 Hey, you're young. 150 00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:11,350 Well, actually, all talented poets in in their youth they talked about death, so 151 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:17,430 what... Misha, duels of numbers and alcohol. Children poets did not die from loud music at home, 152 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:18,590 Misha. 153 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,090 Hey, do you have anyone? 154 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:26,430 Are you flirting with me or something? 155 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,320 No, I'm just wondering how life is young Russian poet. 156 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,900 Hello, Russian girl Zhenya. 157 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:46,430 This is you yesterday. Today we will put you down go there to sleep. So that you wake up in the morning and 158 00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:49,210 I was glad how well you slept. 159 00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:54,950 Smile. 160 00:12:55,290 --> 00:13:00,250 Smile. Just a couple more minutes and you'll be running toilet. 161 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,430 You know, when I really want it, I I can dig for another hour. 162 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,010 I'll go. Me too. 163 00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:25,990 She just doesn't know how to dance. 164 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,300 Throw it out, you're very cool, but I need go. 165 00:13:48,069 --> 00:13:53,630 Lieutenant Polomarchuk, you have received a report complaint. The neighbors are complaining. What's happening? 166 00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:55,090 I don't know. 167 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,210 Hello. Foreigner? Yes. 168 00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:00,650 Master, where are the apartments? 169 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:03,310 Misha is not there, but his friend is in the kitchen. 170 00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:07,030 Eh! 171 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,410 Academician! 172 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,660 Cut out your address. 173 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,640 Stop, I didn't understand. That is, you lived three of us? Yes. 174 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:20,020 Did you love Len? Yes. 175 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,460 Did Lena love Borya? Yes, I agree, this is somewhat strange. 176 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,160 And you didn't have a threesome? 177 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,140 Of course not. 178 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,620 Then this is definitely strange. 179 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:31,560 Oh, ours. 180 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,100 Hello, hello. 181 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,380 Yes, I understand, I’ll be there now, I’ll be there now. 182 00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:42,400 She probably agreed to the site. Not really, police at home. I will have a hostess text 183 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,400 apartments. 184 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,720 No, 185 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,300 there. 186 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,680 I wrote this poem. 187 00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,280 It's dedicated to you. 188 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,340 I just love you. 189 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,720 Well, if we've known each other for a year, and I don't even know you I don't remember. 190 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,160 That says something, doesn't it? 191 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,680 Why can’t you walk with Borya like that and just talk? 192 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,040 Do you like it? 193 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,240 Well, it doesn't bother me. 194 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:20,880 No one yells, no one freaks out, no one puts pressure on me. 195 00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:35,300 Boryun, let’s go to Paris too? Well, you know what they say? 196 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:38,070 See Paris once and die. 197 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:41,770 To see Paris once, then for the rest of your life piss in a bucket. 198 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:48,510 Damn, Len, that's me, I'm not romantic. I started the renovation, oh 199 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:49,510 future I think. 200 00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:50,730 We will have everything. 201 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,410 And the wedding will be cool. 202 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,730 Len, will you marry me tomorrow? 203 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,210 Bor, why do you love me? 204 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,560 Generally for everything. 205 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:28,620 About the kiss. 206 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,500 I think that since we kissed, it means there is something between us. 207 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,720 No, Misha. 208 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:38,760 It’s just that you, a philologist, are looking for meaning in everything. It doesn't mean anything. 209 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:44,180 There was never anything between us, no never will be. 210 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:52,180 Actually, I'm getting married! Great! I give I promise that I will leave you forever! 211 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,140 I don't want to upset you anymore. 212 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,920 I want everything to be okay. 213 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,440 Wait a couple of days. 214 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,260 The main thing is to make your hearts flutter, when you're nearby. 215 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:23,280 And what will happen to us? 216 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,180 What will happen, what will happen. 217 00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:27,780 You'll pay the fine, whatever happens. 218 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,560 On. 219 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:34,680 Oh, so I'll pay? Yes, through the bank, weirdo. 220 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:37,960 Guys, it's good, okay. 221 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,280 Okay, everyone is rowdy. 222 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,540 Everyone goes home. 223 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,440 Listen, thank you very much. you really, you are a real policeman. you 224 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,640 you don't even know how good you are they did that they did everything like this. More 225 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,140 a few words and I'll bludgeon all your kidneys I'll beat you off. 226 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:55,940 Joke. 227 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,600 Class. 228 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:02,740 Listen, maybe then I have foreigners will they stay? It’s just that their common fund is far away, 229 00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:07,080 The metro is already closed, but we are still quiet. Yeah. A in 20 minutes your crazy neighbor 230 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,840 All my nerves will be wrapped around my fist again. 231 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,220 Welcome to the Moscow! 232 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,320 This is the capital of our great Russian! 233 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,220 Look! 234 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,760 See? Kremlin! 235 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,220 Kremlin! Good! 236 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,040 Good! 237 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,720 How are you? 238 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:34,880 I'm fine! 239 00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:04,700 I just 240 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:11,660 I don't know what size you are. 241 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:21,700 Now I'm flirting. 242 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,280 And how should I react to this? 243 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,220 Think for yourself, poet. 244 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,700 Everything is fine? 245 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,340 Everything is fine? 246 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:38,900 Mish, 247 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,080 listen, something doesn't feel right to me. 248 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,000 Maybe you can walk me home? 249 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:48,650 My leg hurts for some reason. Zhen, Zhen, Zhenya, let's go sit on the sofa. On the sofa 250 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:50,250 let's go to the sofa, let's go, let's go, let's go. 251 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:51,650 Hello.