1 00:02:03,392 --> 00:02:05,475 Weekend...! 2 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:10,517 Weekend...? 3 00:02:20,142 --> 00:02:26,392 Big toe, big toe, big toe, tillenessa and lisstuppe! 4 00:02:26,558 --> 00:02:29,167 Put it down, mom! 5 00:02:57,808 --> 00:03:05,267 Should it be good to lie in a tent? You with your ears. Huh...? 6 00:03:10,308 --> 00:03:12,683 Weekend...? Vitamins. 7 00:03:12,850 --> 00:03:16,558 I haven't had earache for 20 years, the mother. 8 00:03:16,725 --> 00:03:18,725 The vitamins...! 9 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:27,225 Sandwich... 10 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:35,475 It is ten past nine. You will be late for the train. 11 00:03:36,975 --> 00:03:40,725 - Weekend...! - Take it easy, mother. 12 00:03:40,892 --> 00:03:46,350 "Take it easy, mom." What would become of you without me? 13 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:55,100 We take and replace the herbal medicine towards Silvia's crocheted children's clothes. 14 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:57,933 Then it will be good. 15 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:01,683 - Servant, my pigeon! -Hello. 16 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:05,683 Wasn't it difficult, then? That kind of thing is secret, isn't it? 17 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:12,892 No, we are not known for any revealing reportage exactly. 18 00:04:14,517 --> 00:04:18,433 Take a seat, take a seat! Please close the doors. 19 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:22,350 -Huh...? - Do you have any brass? 20 00:04:22,517 --> 00:04:27,017 - What did he say? -Ice cream. 21 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:34,808 And then you call every day. I have exchanged one kroner for you. 22 00:04:39,267 --> 00:04:43,017 -You sleep with your hat on, right? - Yes, mother. 23 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:46,058 -Think of the ears. - Yes, mother. 24 00:04:46,225 --> 00:04:50,683 - Maybe you should help them. - Yes... Bye, mother. 25 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:57,433 - Just a moment and I'll help. - Thank you... How kind. 26 00:04:58,975 --> 00:05:01,683 Thank you very much. 27 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,850 Sorry... 28 00:05:15,017 --> 00:05:17,642 Oh, jeez! 29 00:05:27,808 --> 00:05:30,642 - I will help you. -Thanks. 30 00:05:37,850 --> 00:05:40,433 Damn it's upside down! 31 00:05:48,475 --> 00:05:51,225 Do you want a banana? 32 00:05:56,183 --> 00:05:59,642 -Is it allowed to be a banana? -No, thanks. 33 00:05:59,808 --> 00:06:02,017 Well... 34 00:06:02,183 --> 00:06:08,267 I am slightly allergic to bananas. I get a rash. 35 00:06:08,433 --> 00:06:16,058 Yes. Bananas are fine for me, but it's worse with brown beans. 36 00:06:16,225 --> 00:06:19,183 I can't handle that. 37 00:06:30,475 --> 00:06:33,142 But fuck, Lindström! 38 00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:39,308 I got these charcoal tablets and now I can actually eat anything. 39 00:06:39,475 --> 00:06:42,975 Yes, without brown beans. But actually. 40 00:06:43,142 --> 00:06:48,475 - Wait! It wasn't yesterday. -Hello. 41 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:58,058 – Sorry, I... Where do we have...? -Jonas Gustafsson. The cucumber. 42 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:02,225 – The cucumber...! – Shit! 43 00:07:02,392 --> 00:07:10,475 - Is it the Cucumber? What a lot of beard! - Yes, I have a little masking. 44 00:07:17,017 --> 00:07:23,058 -You, then? You studied then. - I finished in 1970. 45 00:07:24,308 --> 00:07:27,850 -What are you doing now, then? -Unemployed. 46 00:07:28,017 --> 00:07:31,600 - Is that you? –Academic crisis. 47 00:07:31,767 --> 00:07:34,892 It's hard to get a job, you know. 48 00:07:35,058 --> 00:07:41,142 -How do you think this will turn out, then? - I don't know. Nice to get away from. 49 00:07:42,183 --> 00:07:44,433 Next! 50 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:57,892 -May I be offered a small button? -Yes please. 51 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:01,600 - Well, I don't know. - It's nice. 52 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:05,392 -So. Thanks, then. -Thanks. 53 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:16,142 Thanks. A little then. Thank you, thank you, thank you! That's enough! 54 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:21,892 Thank you, thank you. 55 00:08:24,725 --> 00:08:30,725 - Cheers to the crown, then. -Cheers, cheers! 56 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:36,850 Available! 57 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:43,808 No...! Yes, but it's clear. But these trips… 58 00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:50,933 50 minutes from Stockholm and here. It is not wise! It goes away. 59 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:57,017 - You must come some evening, boys. -What would your husband say? 60 00:08:57,183 --> 00:08:59,850 – My husband, he... – Doris, ho ho! 61 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:07,517 Gote...! Hello! That's my husband. There he is! It's the little guy. 62 00:09:07,683 --> 00:09:10,558 Servant, Gote! 63 00:09:14,725 --> 00:09:22,017 Gote...! Hello! Are you meeting me? Oh, how cute you are! 64 00:09:22,183 --> 00:09:27,017 Thank you for your help with the bag and the... 65 00:09:27,183 --> 00:09:31,642 -Hello then. - Good luck now! 66 00:09:31,808 --> 00:09:36,142 -Cute and nice guys. –Doris, are you sick? 67 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:40,225 - So what sick...? – Doris, you're drunk! 68 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:48,058 - Come on, Tallroth! Straight pipes. - Come on, Löfgren! How is it? 69 00:09:48,225 --> 00:09:51,600 It's time for pea soup and long underpants. 70 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:55,350 - We're going to have a rack poo. - Now live? 71 00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:58,892 - It's just as well. - You are the same, Tallroth. 72 00:09:59,058 --> 00:10:03,725 -Damn toxtolle. Hello to you! -Bowl! 73 00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:13,225 -Huh...? Doesn't it taste good? - It's driven home fucking fox poison. 74 00:10:13,392 --> 00:10:17,975 –70% fennel oil. You are not wise! - It goes well with pear soda. 75 00:10:18,142 --> 00:10:22,850 - No wonder you wear glasses. -And white cane too! 76 00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:25,392 Where do you have the dog? 77 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:33,183 – Wickman! Want to help out here? -Yes. What is it about? 78 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:40,142 Olsson will not appear for duty. Or how? 79 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:44,892 - No, I have to take care of the child. -But your wife...? 80 00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:50,392 I don't have a wife. I can't put the kid on the floor. 81 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:55,142 - It's not for religious reasons? -No. 82 00:10:55,308 --> 00:10:57,475 -Not ethical? -No. 83 00:10:57,642 --> 00:11:02,392 - This is a k-piste. Take the weapon! -What kind of caterpillar is that? 84 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:07,642 - So you refuse?! – Shit! You wake her up. 85 00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:11,392 Now I'm going out. 86 00:11:17,808 --> 00:11:22,225 -Are you going to have a fart? -Put the bottle down! 87 00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:25,683 - Then what...? - It was the colonel. 88 00:11:45,058 --> 00:11:50,100 Department forward. March! 89 00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:55,308 -Get out, get out! -Guys, come loose. 90 00:11:55,475 --> 00:12:00,475 Follow along here. We can too! 91 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:09,183 -Hello! I am looking for a captain Jönsson. - He stays away in the chancellery. 92 00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:12,850 Yes. Thank you. Bye then! 93 00:12:13,017 --> 00:12:18,517 -Don't mix your stuff with mine! - I'll take the little white ones tonight. 94 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:34,100 Come in! 95 00:12:35,142 --> 00:12:40,350 -Hello. I am Bea. -Yes. Nils Jonsson. 96 00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:45,308 So. Is it time now? Yes, today they have arrived. 97 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:51,392 Do you have any new models? They look a little old. 98 00:12:51,558 --> 00:12:53,642 You damn fennel oil! 99 00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:58,475 Wait! Bring here a pair of sturdy bralls that last the season. 100 00:12:58,642 --> 00:13:05,683 It should be 56. Is it the right size now? 101 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:09,225 Larsson...! On guard! 102 00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:12,892 -Hello! -Damn it. Huh? 103 00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:22,017 -What are you doing, then? - I am in the food business. 104 00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:24,975 – Sausages...? -What is it allowed to be? 105 00:13:25,142 --> 00:13:30,475 -Tallroth, here's Larsson for the hell of it. - Servant! It was a long time ago. 106 00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:33,808 -How is it? - It's bang on. By yourself, then? 107 00:13:33,975 --> 00:13:39,683 I have an idea of how I should be able to get in touch with the guys. 108 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,642 Ouch, ouch, ouch...! 109 00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:59,100 Fuck off now! Close the door. 110 00:14:00,975 --> 00:14:05,058 Damn what mushy, huh? Finally home! 111 00:14:05,225 --> 00:14:08,892 Do you feel? The spirit of companionship is in the walls. 112 00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:12,267 –Over or under? - I'll take the underslave. 113 00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:16,600 - I'll take this cupboard. - You're damn right about that. 114 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:20,975 - Larsson! Welcome to the military. - Thank you. 115 00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:26,350 This is not like the Congo, but it's uniform and bang bang. 116 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:30,683 -Now you're enjoying yourself, aren't you? - You can't say that. 117 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,558 You, Tallroth...! 118 00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:40,308 - I have received two of these. - Then the one is probably mine. Thanks. 119 00:14:40,475 --> 00:14:45,517 -How do I look in the crown's clothes? - You are very cute. Wait a little. 120 00:14:45,683 --> 00:14:49,433 -That's better. – Oh, Tallroth! 121 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:56,392 How do you look in the king's little hat? God, how cute! I'm freaking out. 122 00:15:00,558 --> 00:15:07,183 - We will go out to the fabric store. - What do they have there? Fan fabric! 123 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:13,808 - They wash themselves here. - It was big and good. 124 00:15:13,975 --> 00:15:17,225 - Easy to keep clean. -Hot and cold? 125 00:15:17,392 --> 00:15:21,975 Yes, running cold and hot water. 126 00:15:25,642 --> 00:15:28,392 -Service! - We will have a car. 127 00:15:28,558 --> 00:15:32,600 Who is in charge? Do you have a requisition? 128 00:15:45,183 --> 00:15:50,725 What do you think this equipment cost taxpayers? 129 00:15:50,892 --> 00:15:56,100 Yes, guys. What do you really think? We are the taxpayers. 130 00:15:56,267 --> 00:16:01,517 We've done the car, little old man. Do you have a better color? A red one. 131 00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:08,017 You are responsible for the equipment and liable for compensation for everything. 132 00:16:09,808 --> 00:16:14,767 - Yes... This is how the guys live. -Does it have to be so boring? 133 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:20,475 Would not a pair of curtains and a little color to spice things up here? 134 00:16:20,642 --> 00:16:25,475 We have new reading lights. Orange. It's a little splash of color. 135 00:16:25,642 --> 00:16:30,308 Strike! Just sign, Larsson. Larsson is buying a car, guys! 136 00:16:30,475 --> 00:16:36,558 Congratulations, Larsson. A successful purchase. There is 18 carat bar iron in the frame. 137 00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:43,892 - It's lunchtime. Now we go. - No, no, no. We're going. Come on! 138 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,183 Wonder what kind of jaw we get. 139 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:06,058 Spring fliers with Russian wrestler brawls in mayonnaise mixed with skin ointment. 140 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:11,517 -Where the hell do you get everything from? - No fucking gay distances! 141 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:19,267 Tallroth, can we go to the dance? 142 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:47,975 Take some vegetables too. It's just useful. 143 00:17:50,058 --> 00:17:55,558 There's soda in the jaw, Tallroth. How are you with the potency? 144 00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:59,517 Don't worry about it. I still cut glass with it. 145 00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:04,808 Abba and castle roast... It was a fucking blast! 146 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:13,850 Who the hell asked the cable car outside? 147 00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:19,142 - Is that your car? Is that your car? - It is forbidden to stand there. 148 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:23,683 Did I forget to put in the machine? You can put in right? 149 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:30,183 – Move it immediately. - I'm just going to eat first. 150 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:36,183 - Jonsson, move the iron. - I don't have a driver's license. 151 00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:40,683 - Jonsson doesn't have a driver's license. - Jonsson doesn't have a driver's license...! 152 00:18:41,725 --> 00:18:45,975 TP–plut… What a cute name! What does this mean? 153 00:18:46,142 --> 00:18:49,267 An abbreviation for transport platoon. 154 00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:55,183 - Yes. What does that mean, then? -A platoon that takes care of transport. 155 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:59,725 -Is this a TP plut? - No, radio link cars. 156 00:19:07,475 --> 00:19:10,183 Last person to pay! 157 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:15,725 Do you have vacuum cleaners like this? 158 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:21,558 These green cookies with brown on them. 159 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,725 You mean arrack roll! 160 00:19:25,892 --> 00:19:30,850 - They are finished. Just that, then? - Yes, exactly that. 161 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:44,142 - Congratulations, Jonsson. You're halfway there. – Uh...! 162 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:49,350 That's exactly your type, Jonsson. Nice hose clamp there. 163 00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:53,850 Small nice patties and everything. She likes you, Jonsson. 164 00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:59,558 - Just put in a quote. – Uh, you do it. 165 00:19:59,725 --> 00:20:04,767 It's about you, Jonsson. Hit a sprinkler for the little guy. 166 00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:11,642 - No, no, no caterpillar. - Take a real bastard. 167 00:20:11,808 --> 00:20:16,683 Blame yourself. You will see how master lays down a 15 tagger. 168 00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:20,017 She must be tired on all guys. 169 00:20:20,183 --> 00:20:24,350 That's what sport is. Just switch on the charm. 170 00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:29,933 - She falls like a ton of bricks. - I bet she knocks you. 171 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:35,933 -How much do I get? -Are you serious? 172 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:39,892 I never joke about brides and money. 173 00:20:44,683 --> 00:20:47,933 You are not wise, Löfgren. 174 00:20:53,642 --> 00:20:57,600 -Hello! -Hello, hello. 175 00:20:57,767 --> 00:21:04,017 -What does the lady do after closing time? -How so? 176 00:21:04,183 --> 00:21:09,392 I thought... It might feel... 177 00:21:09,558 --> 00:21:15,392 ...alone to go over this one large barracks yard in the dark. 178 00:21:15,558 --> 00:21:18,683 Do you think it feels that way? 179 00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:24,433 No, but it's always more fun as if there are two of you. 180 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:29,517 Hang up now. I've seen it all that you have fan club over there. 181 00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:34,683 Yeah... What can I say? 182 00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:40,058 I have a luminous watch as I could show. 183 00:21:40,225 --> 00:21:45,225 - You... That sounds great fun. -Sure it does? 184 00:22:02,642 --> 00:22:09,933 -How did it go? -Well. She wasn't my type. 185 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:14,225 I don't like flat shoes. Norwegians are better. 186 00:22:16,975 --> 00:22:19,892 - Jonsson...? -Hello, mother. 187 00:22:20,058 --> 00:22:24,808 Hello, mommy's love! How are you? 188 00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:31,308 -Are they nice to you? - Yes... Yes, mother. 189 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:37,100 Okay, then... Hello... Hello... 190 00:22:37,267 --> 00:22:43,600 Bye, mom. Bye then. I'll call later. Bye then. 191 00:22:47,183 --> 00:22:52,725 - Serve. How was she? - The mother thinks you are ten years old. 192 00:22:52,892 --> 00:22:55,517 -Hello! -Hello. 193 00:22:55,683 --> 00:23:00,892 Don't think it's presumptuous, but do you want to meet some evening? 194 00:23:01,058 --> 00:23:04,017 -Meet you? -Yes. 195 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:07,475 - Sure. -Fine! 196 00:23:07,642 --> 00:23:11,475 – Here, or...? -Or down in town. 197 00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:14,767 - Whichever you want. -Yes. 198 00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:17,808 - Shall we say so, then? - Sure. 199 00:23:17,975 --> 00:23:21,975 We will decide more later. Bye then! 200 00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:36,142 Don't complain about my drive home. 201 00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:40,475 - It's time for lineup. - Hang up. 202 00:23:40,642 --> 00:23:47,933 Does anyone have a magnecyl? I have a fucking migraine. 203 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:52,350 - You must hear what I say. - But you are wrong. 204 00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:55,225 Gustafsson, it's a setup. 205 00:23:55,392 --> 00:24:00,100 My neighbor runs on apple wine. First he drives apple wine. 206 00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:05,475 -Hello, guys. Line-up! -Line-up...? 207 00:24:05,642 --> 00:24:10,308 - Then what kind of damn setup? - Löfgren... Come on. 208 00:24:10,475 --> 00:24:14,683 - Take one. - Is it a setup? 209 00:24:14,850 --> 00:24:19,767 - Larsson...? - Take another one. You need it. 210 00:24:19,933 --> 00:24:26,183 It's lineup now. A little serious now, eh? 211 00:24:26,350 --> 00:24:29,767 Straighten up now guys. Come on, then! 212 00:24:31,767 --> 00:24:34,183 Line-up...! 213 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:50,600 - No, damn it. You have to drive twice. - There is nothing wrong with brandy. 214 00:24:50,767 --> 00:24:55,308 You don't need to drive twice. 215 00:24:55,475 --> 00:25:00,933 -Bullshit! - You must drive three times. 216 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,850 -You drive once. - Yes, that's enough. 217 00:25:04,017 --> 00:25:07,142 There isn't that much pear soda. 218 00:25:13,183 --> 00:25:15,767 Maneuver...! 219 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:21,892 I am Captain Nils Jönsson. 220 00:25:23,433 --> 00:25:27,850 - I am your company manager. - Comedy director...! 221 00:25:28,017 --> 00:25:32,350 -March to the movie theater. - Yes, Captain! 222 00:25:32,517 --> 00:25:38,600 And finally, Your postcode is 30 754. 223 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:42,933 It is the only address that your relatives can use. 224 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:47,267 You will receive a field post envelope when we get out into the field. 225 00:25:47,433 --> 00:25:51,892 -Any questions...? -What nights are there dances? 226 00:25:54,475 --> 00:25:59,975 Lieutenant Wickman, go ahead to start the projector. 227 00:26:21,225 --> 00:26:24,350 ...different composition and equipment. 228 00:26:24,517 --> 00:26:29,892 A cable car group is organized for line construction. 229 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:41,725 You will build a cable here to IB–7, contact direction 32–50. 230 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:48,725 First hit point: That tree. Line building, march! 231 00:26:48,892 --> 00:26:56,142 The threads are danced out and is placed in a so-called screw. 232 00:26:56,308 --> 00:27:02,392 The line builders then change places one step at a time. 233 00:27:02,558 --> 00:27:08,267 Damn, the uniforms are ugly. No, thanks I know the Yankees. 234 00:27:08,433 --> 00:27:11,017 Or how? 235 00:27:38,558 --> 00:27:42,183 A shirt is stuffed into the backpack... 236 00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:47,350 ...and a pair of socks. Do it! 237 00:27:50,808 --> 00:27:56,100 Bag for spare provisions... Do it! 238 00:27:57,142 --> 00:28:01,517 Wool sweater... Stuff it down! 239 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:12,683 A functioning connection network is a prerequisite for good warfare. 240 00:28:25,725 --> 00:28:30,892 Öberg...! Up and jump. Kick your ass. 241 00:28:36,475 --> 00:28:41,850 - Do you play the violin? - Yes, a little for household needs. 242 00:28:42,017 --> 00:28:47,767 - Do you? - The boys call me Beethoven. 243 00:28:47,933 --> 00:28:55,225 –Beethoven...! Do you enjoy the job? - Yes, it's up and down. 244 00:28:55,392 --> 00:29:03,392 I thought about quitting a while ago. The kids called me a professional killer. 245 00:29:03,558 --> 00:29:09,267 They were embarrassed in front of their peers. It was during the Vietnam War. 246 00:29:09,433 --> 00:29:12,933 But now it's a little warmer. 247 00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:18,308 It's a healthy job. It is required in the labor market. 248 00:29:18,475 --> 00:29:23,517 -Will this be in the newspaper? - I don't know that yet. We'll see. 249 00:29:23,683 --> 00:29:30,308 - Can I join the maneuver? - Yes, you can go with me. 250 00:29:30,475 --> 00:29:38,433 Jönsson must have a say in the clothing. They are careless with buttons and hats. 251 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:44,017 - Yes, they are not that careful. - It looks too damn good! 252 00:29:45,475 --> 00:29:50,558 - Is he going to be a general? - No, he's a rope guy like the others. 253 00:29:50,725 --> 00:29:55,808 - He's a police officer in civilian life, right? - No, he is in a furniture store. 254 00:29:55,975 --> 00:29:59,433 -Fix the pillows. -So...! 255 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:05,725 Check it out guys! 256 00:30:14,558 --> 00:30:21,100 No, look, guys. Damn Jonsson! 257 00:30:28,350 --> 00:30:33,892 That you were such a bastard with chicks. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...! 258 00:30:34,058 --> 00:30:41,892 I was the one who ran into it there. No, he doesn't know anything. That's just as well. 259 00:30:42,058 --> 00:30:45,725 I have arranged a meeting with him tomorrow. 260 00:30:45,892 --> 00:30:51,100 Yes... No, then he just gets tense. It's just as well not to say anything. 261 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:57,433 Then I will send the material tomorrow. Okay... Bye! 262 00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:04,392 -How is it going with the land bride, then? - I haven't met her yet. 263 00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:09,600 Well, you. As for brides there is only one thing that applies. 264 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:15,142 It's white wine and shrimp. Then it's done. I promise. 265 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:20,808 - I'm not that fond of prawns. - Now we're not talking about shrimp. 266 00:31:37,558 --> 00:31:41,725 -Hello. -Hello! 267 00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:49,892 I thought we could go for a walk. It's great down here. Come on then. 268 00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:18,433 Come, let's go. 269 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,767 You... Why did you want to meet me? 270 00:32:22,933 --> 00:32:28,142 Why...? I thought you looked nice. 271 00:32:28,308 --> 00:32:33,142 - Löfgren hasn't invented anything, then? – Löfgren... Which Löfgren? 272 00:32:33,308 --> 00:32:38,225 That guy with the mustache. He talked to you on the ground. 273 00:32:38,392 --> 00:32:45,433 -No...! What would he have done? - If you wanted to joke with me. 274 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:51,350 - But why should we? - I don't know. 275 00:32:52,808 --> 00:32:58,725 -You... Are you married? -No. are you 276 00:32:58,892 --> 00:33:03,058 - Yes, I live here. - Yes. 277 00:33:03,225 --> 00:33:07,142 Can't you keep up? for a cup of coffee? 278 00:33:07,308 --> 00:33:11,642 I don't know. I might have to go back. 279 00:33:11,808 --> 00:33:19,350 No, not yet. You have plenty of time. You can do that for a while, right? 280 00:33:19,517 --> 00:33:22,058 - You're not afraid, are you? -No. 281 00:33:22,225 --> 00:33:26,933 Not for me. I'm so small. You are so great. 282 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:30,517 - I'm not afraid. -Come on! 283 00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:40,017 - Know the hell if I dare to play with you. - It's only on latjo. 284 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:46,892 -Would you like coffee or white wine? -Yes please. 285 00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:52,267 - I also have some shrimp. -Yes please. 286 00:33:57,558 --> 00:34:03,600 Sorry. It's a bit primitive. I only live here temporarily. 287 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,433 Maybe some music? 288 00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:37,600 - Welcome, then. -Hello. 289 00:34:42,433 --> 00:34:47,225 - Go ahead. -Thanks. 290 00:34:55,808 --> 00:35:00,850 Can't you tell me about yourself? What you do and stuff. 291 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:06,517 Well... There isn't so much to tell. 292 00:35:10,058 --> 00:35:14,392 -Do you come from Stockholm? -Yes. 293 00:35:19,683 --> 00:35:23,017 Take...! 294 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:35,933 What do you do in your spare time? You must have a hobby or something. 295 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:42,183 Yes... I collect phones. 296 00:35:42,350 --> 00:35:47,183 Collecting phones?! You can well not do as a hobby? 297 00:35:47,350 --> 00:35:52,558 Yes... Old phones. Vintage phones. 298 00:35:52,725 --> 00:35:56,142 They are very nice. 299 00:35:56,308 --> 00:36:03,433 I have... The nicest one I have is an early Bell from 1880. 300 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:08,975 Then I have, among other things a table appliance... 301 00:36:09,142 --> 00:36:14,183 ...with central battery system from 1910 which is very nice too. 302 00:36:14,350 --> 00:36:18,975 - I wonder how Jonsson is doing. -Damn Jonsson, you know! 303 00:36:19,142 --> 00:36:22,600 It was a piece of shit to be hot on the porridge. 304 00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:28,433 Imagine if someone else got ripped off like that. How cool that would be. 305 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:36,850 I have a tin automatic device from the 1930s with a microphone. 306 00:36:37,017 --> 00:36:42,600 -Don't you have a Cobra? - Look. 307 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:46,767 - Do you think it's boring? - No, just weird! 308 00:36:46,933 --> 00:36:52,600 Collect phones. It's so weird. But interesting. 309 00:36:54,642 --> 00:37:01,142 Yes... You, it's getting late. 310 00:37:01,308 --> 00:37:05,933 I'll probably have to knit back before they close the gates. 311 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:11,142 Thank you so much for the wine. 312 00:37:11,308 --> 00:37:15,433 -Thank you very much. And the shrimp. - It was so little. 313 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,058 - Damn good for some. - What do you mean? 314 00:37:19,225 --> 00:37:25,308 Guys in the career, the stomach ulcer turn, representation, overtime... 315 00:37:25,475 --> 00:37:28,808 Get away from the hustle and bustle for a while. 316 00:37:28,975 --> 00:37:33,642 It's the same for the working boys who have crappy jobs. 317 00:37:33,808 --> 00:37:39,892 Stand by a fucking machine and think that the chord doesn't add up. 318 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:43,017 They can also get some fresh air, right? 319 00:37:43,183 --> 00:37:48,142 Stop before you start crying. Can we get some cards? 320 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:55,308 - It's something I have to talk about. – Yes... So what? 321 00:37:55,475 --> 00:37:59,475 No, it doesn't matter. We'll take it another time. 322 00:37:59,642 --> 00:38:02,183 Yeah... Okay. 323 00:38:03,558 --> 00:38:06,683 -Hello then. - Please come home. 324 00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:09,975 Bye then. Thanks for tonight. 325 00:38:10,142 --> 00:38:12,933 -Hello. -Hello. 326 00:38:23,350 --> 00:38:25,808 AIK... 327 00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:50,558 -Hello. are you awake -Yes. 328 00:38:52,517 --> 00:38:59,225 -What have you done with the bralls? - I got stuck in the barbed wire fence. 329 00:38:59,392 --> 00:39:02,683 -Which fence? -Around the area. 330 00:39:02,850 --> 00:39:07,558 -Why didn't you go through the guard? - It's past twelve o'clock. 331 00:39:07,725 --> 00:39:11,933 Congratulations, Jonsson! It is permanent night leave. 332 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:14,058 On guard...! 333 00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:20,558 Lieutenant Colonel! First company. 334 00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:28,267 - On guard...! Good day, soldiers! – Good day, lieutenant colonel! 335 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:34,058 Maneuver! Before we part I would like to welcome you. 336 00:39:34,225 --> 00:39:37,642 We hope everything works out. 337 00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:42,975 To complete your task in battle you must be well educated. 338 00:39:43,142 --> 00:39:48,183 So be careful on your rehearsal duty in peace. 339 00:39:48,350 --> 00:39:53,642 It can save you and the lives of others at war. 340 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:57,892 I will come in person to follow the exercise. 341 00:39:58,058 --> 00:40:01,183 See you at the barricades! 342 00:40:01,350 --> 00:40:07,600 So I say: Goodbye! Start the exercise. 343 00:40:07,767 --> 00:40:11,725 Yes, lieutenant colonel. Sitting up! 344 00:40:50,058 --> 00:40:56,725 what are you doing You're breaking the column. You can't just knit from here. 345 00:40:56,892 --> 00:41:03,100 It's not good to get excited. How are you doing with the stomach ulcer? 346 00:41:13,683 --> 00:41:17,933 -Thank you and goodbye! -Hurry up a bit. 347 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:24,142 Here, you. Damn it! Take it easy now. This is not Crown stuff. 348 00:41:25,475 --> 00:41:31,225 I have a phone who ascends to the throne of God 349 00:41:31,392 --> 00:41:35,183 And when you call then he answers hello 350 00:41:35,350 --> 00:41:39,558 Hello, hello, hello! Who is calling? 351 00:41:39,725 --> 00:41:44,058 Is that the Salvation Army here? who wonder how it is? 352 00:41:44,225 --> 00:41:48,392 I have thrown away all the sorrows behind my back! 353 00:41:48,558 --> 00:41:51,933 And I don't see them anymore! 354 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,725 Chin up, Larsson! 355 00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:41,058 -What a damn pick-me-up! -How the hell do you drive? 356 00:42:44,392 --> 00:42:47,225 Now they are damn rancid! 357 00:42:47,392 --> 00:42:54,183 Some cable cutters have driven in in interpreting troupe, come. 358 00:42:54,350 --> 00:43:00,475 -Personal injuries, come? -Scrub wounds and sprained thumb. 359 00:43:00,642 --> 00:43:05,558 - Could it be our guys? - It wouldn't surprise me. 360 00:44:00,683 --> 00:44:04,600 -In with you damn it! - Why should I be inside? 361 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:07,892 Because you have to hold up! 362 00:44:09,808 --> 00:44:14,850 But don't all go into the tent! Someone has to hold on, too. 363 00:44:15,017 --> 00:44:20,225 I have it! I have found it! 364 00:44:20,392 --> 00:44:25,433 Soon the rest will be here now, then. Larsson, look how good we are! 365 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,100 At least keep it upright! 366 00:44:28,267 --> 00:44:33,433 I would have traveled with Vivan and Svenne to Mallorca instead. 367 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:38,642 Larsson, that doesn't fit! Wait, we're removing this one. 368 00:44:38,808 --> 00:44:43,642 -Remove it and insert it here. -Here comes stuff. Try it out. 369 00:44:43,808 --> 00:44:51,017 -Does it fit well now, then? - Oh hey...! Oh hey...! 370 00:44:51,183 --> 00:44:56,850 "Hello. Do you have anything special for you?" "Fuck me, I say." 371 00:44:57,017 --> 00:45:03,433 He gets really pissed off and leaves up to a policeman under a tree. 372 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:09,267 "Sorry. I've been molested by four men in half an hour." 373 00:45:09,433 --> 00:45:13,433 "Well, what are you doing in our park?" 374 00:45:16,558 --> 00:45:21,683 Gustafsson and Tallroth, we will build lines to a defense company. 375 00:45:21,850 --> 00:45:26,683 - Why does it have to happen to me all the time? - It affects us all. Follow along. 376 00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:32,725 - Shall we keep the food warm, Tallroth? -Kiss your ass! 377 00:45:35,642 --> 00:45:40,350 You could have found another way than this. 378 00:45:40,517 --> 00:45:46,683 - No, this should be... - Gustafsson just carries the bar. 379 00:45:46,850 --> 00:45:52,683 What the hell. I have toiled like an animal. 380 00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:57,017 It's not that damn easy to hang wires in trees. 381 00:45:57,183 --> 00:46:03,350 -Get some rest. It gets hard later. - I'm going to pee. 382 00:46:20,350 --> 00:46:25,558 An occasional observer. Right now there is a ceasefire. 383 00:46:53,600 --> 00:47:00,850 -Love letter? -No. I am writing to my mother. 384 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:09,767 So. I thought you wrote to that land bride. 385 00:47:12,808 --> 00:47:19,058 - Can I write to her? -Sure, you can do it. 386 00:47:19,225 --> 00:47:23,725 Girls like it when you write. They'll be crazy happy, you know. 387 00:47:23,892 --> 00:47:29,725 I will help you. Love letters are my specialty. 388 00:47:29,892 --> 00:47:34,475 It should start a bit gallantly and nicely. 389 00:47:34,642 --> 00:47:39,767 –"Beloved..." What is her name? - I don't know. 390 00:47:39,933 --> 00:47:44,225 Nähe... Iron it then. No, wait. It's going well. 391 00:47:44,392 --> 00:47:48,558 We run like this: "Beloved..." "My love..." Then we drive. 392 00:47:48,725 --> 00:47:54,975 “My beloved friend, I am sitting out here in the bushes with stupid friends." 393 00:47:55,142 --> 00:47:57,392 Except for Löfgren, that is. 394 00:47:57,558 --> 00:48:01,725 “I think about you and your eyes which are like wells." 395 00:48:04,017 --> 00:48:11,725 - So this is the staff location. - It is difficult to see. 396 00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:14,433 It should not be visible. 397 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:19,933 It is masked to not aircraft should be able to discover where we are. 398 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:24,683 You move on in that style. Do you understand? A bit poetic. 399 00:48:24,850 --> 00:48:29,933 "I see you in front of me..." 400 00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:37,600 Something like that and then you finish with "your beloved Helge". 401 00:48:37,767 --> 00:48:41,392 That will do the trick. Greetings from me too. 402 00:48:41,558 --> 00:48:45,767 -Hello! What will it be today? -Pittpanna. 403 00:48:45,933 --> 00:48:49,142 - The king's stewpan. - That sounds good. 404 00:48:49,308 --> 00:48:53,142 Well, we'll see. Now we don't talk about it anymore. 405 00:48:53,308 --> 00:48:59,892 Scoop on properly. I'm hungry. And then eight clean and some strong beer. 406 00:49:00,058 --> 00:49:02,350 - Do you take a national card? - Festive. 407 00:49:02,517 --> 00:49:06,850 - Only war cards! - Totally festive. 408 00:49:07,017 --> 00:49:12,017 The conventional way to war is quite inexhaustible. 409 00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:16,058 But if it is to be so good with defense– 410 00:49:16,225 --> 00:49:20,933 -why don't you bring in the elite? Let the girls do military service. 411 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:25,100 -Women are good in many situations. - In the kitchen perhaps? 412 00:49:25,267 --> 00:49:31,933 No, women can make a big contribution. We can already have female officers. 413 00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:37,142 But in the battle line maybe it is not always so appropriate. 414 00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:41,475 Why not? The woman lives longer. The woman is tougher. 415 00:49:41,642 --> 00:49:46,517 The woman may live longer because she is not in the battle line. 416 00:49:46,683 --> 00:49:49,308 But of course it would be nice. 417 00:49:49,475 --> 00:49:53,017 Many girls would like to join and play here. 418 00:49:53,183 --> 00:49:56,433 For us, it's not a game. That's the difference. 419 00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:00,558 Line building, march! 420 00:50:00,725 --> 00:50:07,308 -Yes, yes, yes...! – March pancake. 421 00:50:07,475 --> 00:50:10,933 Now we take a left here. 422 00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:14,892 Then... Shall we go to the right? No, it doesn't work. 423 00:50:15,058 --> 00:50:22,017 -Where the hell are you going? -Left under that tree. 424 00:50:22,183 --> 00:50:24,808 -Jonsson, anchor point. -Yes. 425 00:50:24,975 --> 00:50:29,683 -And then a little to the right. -Damn it, guys! 426 00:50:29,850 --> 00:50:34,392 And so a little left here. Left. 427 00:50:34,558 --> 00:50:38,933 - You can take off your equipment. – You're helping me, aren't you? 428 00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:43,267 Down with the fandom here. So there. 429 00:50:43,433 --> 00:50:46,642 Can you take a test call, Tallroth? 430 00:50:49,808 --> 00:50:55,517 -Adam Bertil, come. - Can I have the men's room at Järntorget? 431 00:50:55,683 --> 00:51:00,642 -What kind of civil nonsense is that? -Adam Bertil to Caesar David. 432 00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:04,642 –L:1 completed. -Roger. Over and out! 433 00:51:04,808 --> 00:51:11,058 Yes, Öberg. Then you fasten there. This is how you fasten here. 434 00:51:11,225 --> 00:51:16,058 Then you fasten here. And then forward in that direction. 435 00:51:16,225 --> 00:51:21,475 - Are you married, Jonsson? - Look... 436 00:51:21,642 --> 00:51:25,808 - It has not happened. - Nah. 437 00:51:25,975 --> 00:51:28,267 -Should you have? -No, thanks. 438 00:51:30,433 --> 00:51:38,642 I dated a switch girl for a while, but the mother and she did not get along. 439 00:51:38,808 --> 00:51:45,725 -The mother...? -Yes. I live at my mother's house. 440 00:51:45,892 --> 00:51:50,225 But what the hell, Jonsson. Do you live at your mother's house? 441 00:51:50,392 --> 00:51:55,100 There is nothing wrong with mother, but you know how they are. 442 00:51:57,183 --> 00:52:01,350 What disgusting tin boxes that they eat out of? 443 00:52:01,517 --> 00:52:07,933 Most people use cardboard plates, but they have to pay for that themselves. 444 00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:13,933 - Does it taste good? - It's a nice jaw. Nutritionally correct. 445 00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:17,392 -How about some pate? – That which is so good! 446 00:52:17,558 --> 00:52:23,642 With gherkins. Damn good! 447 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:30,683 Plates. A Burgundy 74? A castle bottling... 448 00:52:30,850 --> 00:52:34,392 - Do you want to feel it? - Hey guys! 449 00:52:34,558 --> 00:52:42,350 It's a little cold, but it'll work. Damn, you should have a corkscrew. 450 00:52:42,517 --> 00:52:45,975 Damn pigs! Damn, what they're up to. 451 00:52:46,142 --> 00:52:53,142 We'll take another small pull nail before it starts in earnest. 452 00:52:53,308 --> 00:52:57,600 - We shit in the hood. -Throw it to hell. 453 00:53:00,017 --> 00:53:04,392 -Bowl! - Look here. Deer foot! 454 00:53:04,558 --> 00:53:08,892 The pathfinder greets. Hello, little cutie! 455 00:53:09,058 --> 00:53:14,850 According to the regulations, the tent box must stand there and a bucket of water there. 456 00:53:15,017 --> 00:53:17,975 Dress it up a bit. It looks too damn good! 457 00:53:18,142 --> 00:53:24,850 -Yes, lieutenant. We'll arrange that. -Mr Larsson doesn't know the rules! 458 00:53:25,017 --> 00:53:28,475 Yes. Then you got paid for it too. 459 00:53:28,642 --> 00:53:33,850 But put that damn box away. It looks like a pig pen in here. 460 00:53:34,017 --> 00:53:36,808 Don't you know the rules, Larsson? 461 00:53:38,225 --> 00:53:43,433 -Mr Larsson doesn't know the rules! - Put it down. 462 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:49,808 - It's not very funny. - We have to celebrate that. 463 00:54:01,558 --> 00:54:07,392 - The Home Guard is apparently underway. 15-year-olds and a fanboy. 464 00:54:07,558 --> 00:54:10,933 Let them play their damn war. 465 00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:16,058 - Have you dug shelter pits? - No, we were thinking of getting a place in yours. 466 00:54:16,225 --> 00:54:19,767 In your nice little pit! 467 00:54:19,933 --> 00:54:24,850 Make a big bastard because we have a lot of baggage. 468 00:54:25,017 --> 00:54:28,308 We can have pit-sex! 469 00:54:28,475 --> 00:54:32,392 - Now we'll take the boy, Tallis. -Cheers to you! 470 00:54:36,267 --> 00:54:39,350 Mr. Larsson has no sup. 471 00:55:08,850 --> 00:55:14,267 To the fire pits! We'll give those bastards. 472 00:55:23,225 --> 00:55:28,433 Here is one...! Give in! I have him. 473 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:34,183 - Put it down...! -Stop, stop, stop! 474 00:55:34,350 --> 00:55:39,558 - Larsson, you have caught the chef! -Can't you pee in peace? 475 00:55:39,725 --> 00:55:45,017 We torment that bastard! What will it be like tomorrow? 476 00:55:45,183 --> 00:55:48,933 -Whatever you want! Whatever you want! – Castle steak and ice cream. 477 00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:53,433 -Shoot that bastard and we'll go to bed. - What tough guys! 478 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:57,683 Have you never heard of about the green berets? 479 00:56:03,017 --> 00:56:06,017 Wait, it's a trap. 480 00:56:10,350 --> 00:56:14,183 - Jonsson...! -Okay, sir. 481 00:56:19,475 --> 00:56:24,683 It was a shame. He was a genius. But the fight for freedom continues. 482 00:56:50,308 --> 00:56:54,642 Now that chef fandom is on again. 483 00:56:54,808 --> 00:56:59,433 Yeah, that's a damn rant. He apparently has catarrh. 484 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:05,850 Establish a contact point in Tvetaberg for a bicycle shooting battalion. 485 00:57:06,017 --> 00:57:10,725 - Everyone is out, I think. -Kelly's heroes are still there, right? 486 00:57:10,892 --> 00:57:13,642 -Who are they? – The cable car group. 487 00:57:13,808 --> 00:57:16,475 - Take them, then. - Yes, the boss. 488 00:57:29,892 --> 00:57:33,850 -Where is the group leader? - Larsson...! 489 00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:36,683 It's Larsson. Larsson...! 490 00:57:38,975 --> 00:57:42,975 Larsson! Watch out for my coffee here. 491 00:57:43,142 --> 00:57:47,308 You must regroup to south T in Tvetaberg. Repeat! 492 00:57:47,475 --> 00:57:50,267 - South T in Tvetaberg. -Enforce! 493 00:57:50,433 --> 00:57:54,600 - It has to be here. - Or there. 494 00:57:54,767 --> 00:57:59,058 You hold the map upside down. 495 00:58:04,308 --> 00:58:08,392 - Here it is. It's in here. - There is no way! 496 00:58:26,017 --> 00:58:30,683 - Here it is. -How do you know that? 497 00:58:30,850 --> 00:58:35,017 - I feel that on myself. - There is no height here. 498 00:58:35,183 --> 00:58:42,225 "No height here!" How should we see it? It's pitch black. Here it is. 499 00:58:49,642 --> 00:58:52,475 It could be the second T. 500 00:58:52,642 --> 00:58:55,892 -Where are you going to have the tent? -Here. 501 00:59:01,933 --> 00:59:08,183 -Adam Bertil from Kalle Z, come. -Adam Bertil, come. 502 00:59:08,350 --> 00:59:14,433 We have a bicycle firing battalion here. Where did the connection point go? 503 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:18,600 - It was established last night, come. - Not in Tvetaberg. 504 00:59:18,767 --> 00:59:24,600 We have 400 people who will have breakfast. We have three chocolate cakes. What to do? 505 00:59:24,767 --> 00:59:30,642 -Audibility zero. -Audibility zero, clear end. 506 00:59:34,142 --> 00:59:40,933 What the hell is that about? Are you completely out of your mind?! 507 00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:44,725 Who is in charge? Come and look here. 508 00:59:44,892 --> 00:59:50,225 What are you running around yawning about? 509 00:59:50,392 --> 00:59:54,058 -Is it a golf course? - Sure. 510 00:59:56,558 --> 01:00:01,725 - The car must be removed immediately. - I said it was wrong. 511 01:00:01,892 --> 01:00:07,850 - Follow along and we will report this. - We will move the tent within five minutes. 512 01:00:08,017 --> 01:00:13,225 Calm, calm, calm...! Just calm down. Can you redeem a day pass? 513 01:00:13,392 --> 01:00:22,058 Adam Bertil, come. 514 01:00:24,142 --> 01:00:28,683 -Damn, there are two T's in Tvetaberg. - I said that yesterday. 515 01:00:28,850 --> 01:00:33,433 - Speak louder, Jonsson. -Adam Bertil, come! 516 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:38,642 - It is dead. - No, it's dead. 517 01:00:38,808 --> 01:00:43,600 - I can go and call. - Yes, but then do it. 518 01:00:43,767 --> 01:00:50,267 Suck it in, guys. I hit the hole over here for so long. 519 01:00:50,433 --> 01:00:54,975 - Where do you want them somewhere? - Here they should lie. 520 01:00:55,142 --> 01:00:57,767 They are here somewhere. 521 01:01:20,683 --> 01:01:27,017 -Sorry. Where is there a telephone? - There is one over there in the bar. 522 01:01:34,558 --> 01:01:38,267 Can I borrow the phone for a while? 523 01:01:51,767 --> 01:01:55,600 - The ransom, come. - The solution: Kalle David. 524 01:01:55,767 --> 01:02:01,225 – Gas alarm. Repeat, come on. – Gas alarm. Understood, come on. 525 01:02:01,392 --> 01:02:09,558 -Audibility first. Louder, come on! – Gas alarm. Understood, come on. 526 01:02:09,725 --> 01:02:17,058 -Audibility second. Higher! – Gas alarm...! Roger! 527 01:02:18,475 --> 01:02:21,975 -What types up there. - How did it go, then? 528 01:02:22,142 --> 01:02:26,308 They were talking about gas alarms. We'll probably have to go back. 529 01:02:26,475 --> 01:02:30,183 Gas alarm?! Sitting up! 530 01:02:46,517 --> 01:02:50,933 -Is the cable car group back? - Yes, it seems so. 531 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:55,433 Who the hell put the socks on directly on the stove? 532 01:02:56,683 --> 01:02:59,975 How was it in Tvetaberg, then? 533 01:03:00,142 --> 01:03:04,308 You can take mail by the road. Can you handle it? 534 01:03:04,475 --> 01:03:07,392 -Enforce. – Yes, lieutenant! 535 01:03:13,017 --> 01:03:17,350 Yes, here you have the guys… 536 01:03:18,808 --> 01:03:23,058 ...that maintains the cars so they don't break. 537 01:03:23,225 --> 01:03:28,392 Here you have signal rope and cloth rope. 538 01:03:28,558 --> 01:03:33,225 - We have to make a mailing list. - Shall we go to the post office too? 539 01:03:35,558 --> 01:03:41,142 - You could give a damn about that. - But do you know what we do? 540 01:03:41,308 --> 01:03:46,058 We hire such a damn ABAB guard who can walk and twirl a baton. 541 01:03:46,225 --> 01:03:50,850 We rattle off his pennies. It can't be that much. 542 01:03:51,017 --> 01:03:55,725 He can get black as hell. What do the regulations say about that? 543 01:03:55,892 --> 01:04:03,517 -How the hell am I supposed to know? -Mr Larsson doesn't know the rules! 544 01:04:03,683 --> 01:04:08,600 Stop the bullshit! It's not very funny. 545 01:04:08,767 --> 01:04:15,850 The newspaper wants to show some appreciation for putting up so much– 546 01:04:16,017 --> 01:04:19,142 - and invite you to dinner one evening. 547 01:04:19,308 --> 01:04:22,933 Thanks. That would be nice. 548 01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:28,600 Imagine a good bath, massage and some stuff now. 549 01:04:30,933 --> 01:04:37,558 Yes, and some gallant ladies. It would fit like a pork lip. 550 01:04:37,725 --> 01:04:45,017 Hell, we were going to the city hotel. Damn, it's lazy Saturday. 551 01:04:45,183 --> 01:04:48,767 We don't get permission to do that. 552 01:04:54,392 --> 01:04:59,433 War is war damn it...! We occupy the city hotel. 553 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:03,600 Huh...? We do it. We suck at this. The roll! 554 01:05:07,475 --> 01:05:13,850 We go out to the city hotel tonight. Öberg? Tallroth is self-written. 555 01:05:14,017 --> 01:05:18,517 - Jonsson? Gustafsson? We'll take the car. - Are you just going to dodge? 556 01:05:18,683 --> 01:05:21,808 – Can you arrange leave? -No. 557 01:05:21,975 --> 01:05:25,267 But then Larsson can sit here and owl. 558 01:05:25,433 --> 01:05:28,808 -Jonsson, take your pinals. -What are you going to do? 559 01:05:28,975 --> 01:05:35,725 What should we do? Order a table. Damn, it's Wednesday, Larsson. 560 01:06:01,392 --> 01:06:05,600 Hang in there, Jonsson. 561 01:06:11,142 --> 01:06:14,683 - There is one. -Yes. 562 01:06:20,517 --> 01:06:26,767 - Yes, it was the city hotel. -Good day. It is director Löfgren. 563 01:06:26,933 --> 01:06:33,267 Good day. We intend to honor the restaurant with a visit tonight. 564 01:06:33,433 --> 01:06:39,433 Director Löfgren... Yes. Six people. Welcome. 565 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:42,017 Jonsson, we're going out. 566 01:06:42,183 --> 01:06:48,975 -Damn, tonight I'm the strongest! - A little grease on the needle would sit. 567 01:06:49,142 --> 01:06:53,308 - Can I borrow your shaver? - Take the toothbrush too. 568 01:06:53,475 --> 01:06:59,350 - You can move to my house later. -Naughty! Sorry to exist. 569 01:06:59,517 --> 01:07:05,308 - Has someone stolen my one sock? -You're getting along, aren't you, Larsson? 570 01:07:05,475 --> 01:07:09,100 - No one notices anything. -The other one, then? 571 01:07:34,808 --> 01:07:38,975 -Adam Bertil, come. -Adam Bertil from Urban Urban. 572 01:07:39,142 --> 01:07:45,392 The bridges at Forsa mill and Alminge are blown up, come. 573 01:07:45,558 --> 01:07:50,933 Forsa mill and Alminge. Okay. 574 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:55,642 - It's called the end, come on. - I know that. 575 01:07:55,808 --> 01:07:58,933 Damn idiots! 576 01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:03,433 They have blown up the bridges Forsa mill and Alminge. 577 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:09,892 Forsa mill...and Alminge. 578 01:08:22,183 --> 01:08:28,433 -Enemy aircraft have blown up the bridge. - No, they don't have that at all! 579 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,808 - I see the bridge. It is whole. - The bridge is blown up! 580 01:08:31,975 --> 01:08:37,142 - I heard it. But we have to get over it. - You have to take another path. 581 01:08:37,308 --> 01:08:41,142 No, it doesn't work at all. It's several miles! 582 01:08:41,308 --> 01:08:47,058 - There will just be a lot of trouble. - No, but...! 583 01:08:47,225 --> 01:08:49,642 I am the one in charge. 584 01:09:15,933 --> 01:09:20,350 - Shall we take matte or glossy, guys? -Take blank. 585 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:55,808 -Good evening. Sorry. Was it ordered? -Director Löfgren. Six people. 586 01:09:55,975 --> 01:09:59,558 - It was here. - Thank you. 587 01:09:59,725 --> 01:10:04,517 - I hope it will be good. -Yes please. 588 01:10:04,683 --> 01:10:07,808 You did well, Löfgren. 589 01:10:07,975 --> 01:10:10,225 -Are you going to go in? -Thanks. 590 01:10:10,392 --> 01:10:14,058 - Are you going to sit next to me? - I can do that. 591 01:10:14,225 --> 01:10:18,392 - The menu. - Thank you. 592 01:10:18,558 --> 01:10:26,100 We were thinking SOS, guys? Butter, cheese, herring, aquavit and strong beer. 593 01:10:26,267 --> 01:10:33,100 If we can get the soups right away. We are just as thirsty. Execute! 594 01:10:33,267 --> 01:10:39,725 Enjoy it beautifully with brandy then we won't be ashamed. 595 01:10:39,892 --> 01:10:43,225 There she is from the train. What was her name? Doris. 596 01:10:43,392 --> 01:10:51,225 – Five beautiful ladies! The evening is saved. -You, I'll have the bright one there. 597 01:10:55,100 --> 01:11:01,100 - Do you know the rope guys over there? -Yes. We had company on the train. 598 01:11:01,267 --> 01:11:07,017 God, he's so cute with the beard! 599 01:11:07,183 --> 01:11:13,808 -Yes. What shall we drink now, girls? -Shouldn't we bring in a bottle of rosé? 600 01:11:13,975 --> 01:11:16,100 Or him with the mustache. 601 01:11:19,350 --> 01:11:25,767 What you are on the alert, then! The vodka made me giggle. 602 01:11:25,933 --> 01:11:28,725 Now we swing this one in. 603 01:11:28,892 --> 01:11:31,642 - Shall we take the whole thing? -Yes, for ladies in the field. 604 01:11:31,808 --> 01:11:37,392 -Good evening. Was it ordered? - Wahlgren. Two people. 605 01:11:37,558 --> 01:11:42,725 What the hell? There comes Beethoven and the land bride. 606 01:11:45,892 --> 01:11:52,142 - What is this, Larsson? -Captain, I... 607 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:55,975 - I'm really sorry. - Beep, beep, beep! 608 01:11:56,142 --> 01:12:01,433 Jönsson, go ahead and sit down. Act like a people, Larsson. 609 01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:08,892 We thought like this... Now we have slept out in the bush for two weeks. 610 01:12:09,058 --> 01:12:13,058 And fought and fought and have been great. 611 01:12:13,225 --> 01:12:16,975 We have eaten strange military food. 612 01:12:17,142 --> 01:12:22,892 It doesn't matter if we jump in here and know us as ordinary people? 613 01:12:23,058 --> 01:12:26,767 But I commit misconduct if I don't report. 614 01:12:26,933 --> 01:12:32,142 Yes, but then... We came here and passed by. 615 01:12:32,308 --> 01:12:36,058 We slimmed down a bit elegantly to get a bite to eat. 616 01:12:36,225 --> 01:12:40,392 No one will notice. Or how, Jönsson? 617 01:12:40,558 --> 01:12:47,475 -Okay, then. But not a word to anyone. - I knew Jönsson was wise! 618 01:12:47,642 --> 01:12:51,183 - Can we offer something? - My table lady is waiting. 619 01:12:51,350 --> 01:12:58,642 Sorry, I don't want to be rude. Isn't she the one who works on the land? 620 01:12:58,808 --> 01:13:05,392 On the ground? No, not at all. She is a journalist. 621 01:13:06,433 --> 01:13:13,933 It was like hell! Johnson? There you got so you teg. 622 01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:19,475 And as usual on Wednesdays is it every other ladies'. 623 01:14:05,225 --> 01:14:09,975 Are you from Stockholm? Are you from Stockholm?! 624 01:14:29,350 --> 01:14:34,558 - Are you from Gothenburg? -Why do you think so? 625 01:14:34,725 --> 01:14:38,892 I am a native of Stockholm. You hear that right? 626 01:14:39,058 --> 01:14:44,058 No, I'm just kidding. My heart beats blue and white. 627 01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:51,142 -Exciting. - Yes... There. 628 01:14:51,308 --> 01:14:56,850 –"Report from a rope-gum." -Yes. That's clever, isn't it? 629 01:15:13,058 --> 01:15:16,350 -Hello. -Hello! 630 01:15:16,517 --> 01:15:20,267 - May I sit down? - Sure. 631 01:15:22,183 --> 01:15:26,475 - How have you been? -Good. 632 01:15:28,017 --> 01:15:33,808 - Are you a journalist? - Yes. Has Nisse gossiped? 633 01:15:33,975 --> 01:15:38,433 – Santa...? -Captain Jönsson, then. 634 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,267 Yes, he said that. 635 01:15:41,433 --> 01:15:46,933 I meant to talk about it earlier, but it didn't turn out that way. 636 01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:51,267 But why did you work on the land? 637 01:15:51,433 --> 01:15:58,058 It was just an idea I had. Maybe it wasn't so good. 638 01:15:58,225 --> 01:16:01,808 -Do you feel cheated now? - Well... 639 01:16:04,392 --> 01:16:08,350 - Thank you for the last time. -Thank you. It was great. 640 01:16:08,517 --> 01:16:10,600 - Do you think so? -Yes. 641 01:16:15,933 --> 01:16:19,850 Page eleven. Read there. 642 01:16:28,433 --> 01:16:34,850 - Am I the one who collects phones? -No...! How can you believe that? 643 01:16:35,017 --> 01:16:40,142 All people do, right? Of course it's you, dumbass! 644 01:16:42,308 --> 01:16:46,767 It is nicely written. I haven't thought about that. 645 01:16:46,933 --> 01:16:49,017 How beautiful you are. 646 01:16:51,767 --> 01:16:57,433 - What is your name? - Agneta. You, then? 647 01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:01,600 Leaf branch. Director Löfgren. Call me the director. 648 01:17:01,767 --> 01:17:09,308 - I mean by first name. - Well... Oskar. 649 01:17:09,475 --> 01:17:16,183 - It smells nice on you. –Straw, brown beans and shit. 650 01:17:16,350 --> 01:17:20,350 I think you smell nicer. 651 01:17:20,517 --> 01:17:25,892 I have to show my luminous watch. 652 01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:30,475 Come over to our table then I offer a farter. 653 01:17:30,642 --> 01:17:32,725 - I will ask. -Yes. Come on. 654 01:17:44,058 --> 01:17:49,267 Enemy attack is expected during the night. Order highest combat readiness. 655 01:17:49,433 --> 01:17:51,767 - Yes, the boss. - They don't give up. 656 01:18:00,017 --> 01:18:03,142 It's the last dance of the evening. 657 01:18:03,308 --> 01:18:09,350 Thank you so much for tonight and have a nice evening. 658 01:19:11,892 --> 01:19:17,100 - Ådalen. - Yes, but it's... 659 01:19:17,267 --> 01:19:20,642 It's been a long time, right? 660 01:19:20,808 --> 01:19:26,642 I'm just saying one thing. Ådalen, Nisse. 661 01:20:18,225 --> 01:20:21,142 -The ransom...? - Pear soda. 662 01:20:21,308 --> 01:20:26,350 -Don't crawl. -Palt bread! 663 01:20:26,517 --> 01:20:30,225 With pork. Pass! 664 01:21:04,725 --> 01:21:11,850 Terminus and ending...! Disembarkation for all passengers! 665 01:21:12,017 --> 01:21:14,475 Down the stairs. 666 01:21:14,642 --> 01:21:19,558 So, yes. This way. Come on! 667 01:21:19,725 --> 01:21:23,933 - Now I'm coming...! - Help the ladies, Öberg. 668 01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:50,392 - No, but Börje little...! - Are there any of the ladies who...? 669 01:21:50,558 --> 01:21:54,475 – What the hell is this?! Larsson! -Yes, lieutenant. 670 01:21:54,642 --> 01:21:59,350 It is the highest combat readiness. You come here with civilians! 671 01:21:59,517 --> 01:22:03,433 We just wanted to show the ladies what it's like out in the bush. 672 01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:09,058 Shut up now, Löfgren! You've been sabotaging from the start. 673 01:22:11,558 --> 01:22:18,183 I'm getting tired of your whining. Why is this so remarkable? 674 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:23,017 -Shut up! Highest combat readiness. – Don't interrupt me, Wickman. 675 01:22:23,183 --> 01:22:28,392 Go sell some sofa beds. Can't you see we have ladies visiting? 676 01:22:28,558 --> 01:22:32,392 Here comes little Santa. Look! 677 01:22:36,142 --> 01:22:38,225 Can we have a receipt? 678 01:22:38,392 --> 01:22:43,725 Yes... Write the pub. The forest. 679 01:22:43,892 --> 01:22:48,558 Hello, everyone... Wait, Wickman. 680 01:22:48,725 --> 01:22:54,975 -Damn it, Jönsson. You're drunk. -Ådalen, Wickman. 681 01:22:55,142 --> 01:23:00,350 Remember Ådalen, Wickman. We are the tools of the possessed. 682 01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:04,683 -Or how, Jonas? - Just give it to him. 683 01:23:04,850 --> 01:23:08,225 - Do you have a little fire? -Fire...! 684 01:23:18,142 --> 01:23:21,808 We give ourselves...! We surrender! 685 01:23:21,975 --> 01:23:26,142 God, how childish men are! 686 01:23:28,075 --> 01:23:33,517 Weekend...? Mom's little warrior! 687 01:23:41,967 --> 01:23:48,433 Big toe, toe, toe, tillenessa, liss... 688 01:23:51,892 --> 01:23:53,975 Rooster...? 689 01:24:00,258 --> 01:24:02,258 Text: Johanna Svensson www.sdimedia.com