1 00:00:02,999 --> 00:00:03,999 Darn. 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:06,760 Double darn. 3 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:08,680 I love her when she talks dirty. 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:14,120 Mind if I try? I'm good at spatial relationships. 5 00:00:19,580 --> 00:00:21,780 Oh, no, I've really screwed it up. 6 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,800 Is it just me, or is the resemblance uncanny? 7 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,580 and slinky shoes in years. 8 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,960 I was six when I got my first pair. 9 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:39,260 Seven when we bought the new ceiling. 10 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:43,480 Boy, you seem awfully chipper today, sir. 11 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,100 Well, it's hard to deny that spring in my step, ain't it, McMuffin? 12 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,860 What'd you do? Win the lottery? 13 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,420 Better. Melchor may finally sign your adoption paper. 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,760 Those bean counters in accounting have seen fit to grant my request for a 15 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,760 personal assistant. 16 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:05,590 Now you can have help with your stuff. 17 00:01:06,690 --> 00:01:09,990 Right. Someone to handle the filing and the correspondence. Somebody to do the 18 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:10,848 case research. 19 00:01:10,850 --> 00:01:13,610 Someone to scrape the scum off your sea monkey bones. 20 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:18,930 Hey, there are no small jobs, only small people. 21 00:01:19,170 --> 00:01:20,170 Hello. 22 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:23,690 As if by example. 23 00:01:27,710 --> 00:01:28,710 Problem, 24 00:01:31,110 --> 00:01:32,110 Dan? 25 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:39,640 So who was it last night? The Soviet gymnast? The farmer's daughter? 26 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,140 One of those rubber-jointed ladies from the freak shows who like to be 27 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:46,240 handcuffed and twirled around by their ponytails screaming for mercy till they 28 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,240 black out? 29 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,160 What? 30 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,100 I'll have you know I spent last evening in the company of a lady. 31 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,600 What's the matter? Her owner whistled for her? 32 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:08,199 Rita was perfect, intelligent, bright, a wonderful conversationalist. So what's 33 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:08,999 the problem? 34 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Damn! 35 00:03:06,049 --> 00:03:07,050 Let's face it, Harry. 36 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:09,530 The mall washed up. 37 00:03:11,890 --> 00:03:13,010 Come on, Dan. 38 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:15,450 So you... Say it. 39 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:22,070 You... Come on, man. Say it. 40 00:03:24,150 --> 00:03:26,790 You had a little trouble launching the old love boat. 41 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,650 We are talking stuck in dry dock, Harry. 42 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:36,880 Have you seen a doctor? 43 00:03:37,140 --> 00:03:38,980 Yeah, on my way in, he ran some tests. 44 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:41,320 He said it's probably tension. 45 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,180 I have been worrying about that job interview lately. 46 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:46,920 Well, yeah, I forgot about that. Have you heard back from those people? 47 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,160 Tomorrow night, I'm supposed to have dinner with one of the senior partners. 48 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,520 Well, that's probably it. Come on, Dan. 49 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,600 You can't let this get to you. 50 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:58,640 Come on. Every red-blooded American male has had to face this problem at one time 51 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,740 or another in his life. 52 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:02,300 Has it ever happened to you? Hell no. 53 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:07,130 You guys ready to do it? 54 00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:08,690 Some more than others. 55 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:16,170 You know, I'm really glad that my personal life is now everybody's 56 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:20,430 business. You don't get tested with me just because your Dow Jones average hit 57 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:21,430 us slow. 58 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:27,810 Dan, you know, there are several books written on this subject that might be of 59 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:28,810 some help to you. 60 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,130 Such as? 61 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:34,010 Well, The Little Engine That Could. 62 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,080 It happens to every guy sooner or later. Has it ever happened to you? 63 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,300 Hell no! 64 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,020 Excuse me. 65 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:49,720 Hell no. 66 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:54,260 Pardon me, sir. Your new assistant is here. 67 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,480 Oh! 68 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:57,580 Am I in yet? 69 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,640 Harry, she's blind. 70 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:03,540 Ooh, who's the genius who figured that out? 71 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:05,740 White cane, glasses. 72 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,560 I think we got a real... 73 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,100 This thing got a head on us? 74 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,360 Hey, that's funny. 75 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:23,340 Hi, I'm Judge Harry Stone. I've really been looking forward to meeting you. 76 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,300 Don't get out much, do you? 77 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:31,380 Hi, I'm Christine Sullivan, and I think it's inspiring to see someone overcome a 78 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:32,380 physical challenge. 79 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,660 Ooh, who's this? The missing Osmond? 80 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:39,480 Risley on a moped is physically challenged. 81 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,520 Lady. I'm blind! 82 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,200 In the dark? 83 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,880 There. How do you like it? 84 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:55,780 Please, no more. 85 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,160 Okay. 86 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,200 Now listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. 87 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:08,580 My name is Joy Buscaglia. I touch type 60 words a minute, take dictation from 88 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:12,140 transcription, and I'm fastest in the building at the Xerox machine. 89 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,060 I don't have to close the lid. 90 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,360 Now, we're going to have a few ground rules around here. One, we don't move 91 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,360 the furniture around. 92 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,500 Two, no sneaking up on me. 93 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:29,060 And three, I don't like chit-chat. Do not ask how I am. I'm blind! 94 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,480 That's how I am. 95 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:33,680 Oh, I'm also hungry. 96 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:37,300 So if anybody wants me, I'll be on my break. Mac! 97 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:39,980 Take me to the cafeteria. 98 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:42,440 I want to sniff some entrees. 99 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:48,720 She seems nice. 100 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:58,980 Another senseless, flinky, shoe-related accident. 101 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,920 Sir, may I ask you a question about Joy? 102 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:05,740 Sure. Can I kill her? 103 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:12,220 Matt, I know she's a little abrasive, but she felt up my lunch, Harry. 104 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,080 She what? 105 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,940 She wanted to know if the corned beef was lean, so she pawed it. 106 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,620 Nobody gropes my Reuben. 107 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,760 You're on Love Talk with Dr. Lucy. 108 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:25,959 Who is this? 109 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,920 Hello, Dr. Lucy. This is Seymour from Queens. 110 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:36,640 Yeah, I have a question... about 111 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:37,720 impotency. 112 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,380 Uh-oh. 113 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:46,000 Gotta go, Dr. Lucy. 114 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,140 Sir, do you think Dan's going to be all right? 115 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:55,920 Well, he's getting advice from the finest medical experts in the field. 116 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:28,960 Two dozen raw oysters. 117 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,299 Thanks for keeping this under your hats. 118 00:08:34,820 --> 00:08:37,059 At least we've got something under ours. 119 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:40,460 Oh, Joy. 120 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:41,619 Judge Stone. 121 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:43,500 Just the man I was groping for. 122 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,840 This junk has got to go if I'm going to be working here. 123 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,180 Are you referring to my trinkets? 124 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:51,060 I'm referring to your crap. 125 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:54,520 Sullivan. Yes, right here. Your phone messages. 126 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,760 Oh, thank you. 127 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:00,540 Uh, excuse me, these are in Braille. 128 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,040 Your father wants to know why you're avoiding them? 129 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:08,040 Your singles club canceled the hayride because everybody else thought it was 130 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,040 stupid. 131 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,620 And some twerp named Rod phoned and said he can't wait to see his lamby cakes for 132 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:15,980 some smoochy pies. 133 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,440 Gee, thanks. 134 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:23,640 Excuse me, anything for me? Yeah, your doctor phoned and said your tests came 135 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,539 out negative. 136 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:25,540 Are you sure? 137 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:28,290 Hey, it's a poor musician who blames his instrument. 138 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:35,330 Come on, Porcupine. We got more sunshine to spread. 139 00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:37,130 Porcupine! 140 00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:42,350 The blind leading the blank. 141 00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:48,450 Hello. 142 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:51,370 You happy? 143 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,390 I'm Tony Corbin. 144 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:57,330 From Corbin, Fulton, and Nordoff, you applied for a job with us. 145 00:09:57,970 --> 00:09:58,970 Oh, yeah. 146 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:02,810 Hi. That wasn't your fault. You never know when you're going to get a bad one. 147 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:04,310 Bad, bad, 148 00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:11,150 bad. I picked a very nice restaurant nearby here for the interview. 149 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:13,810 Actually, I'd rather conduct the interview at my office. 150 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:15,630 Oh, yeah, sure, sure. No problem. Whatever. 151 00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:17,190 I've already had dinner. 152 00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:20,910 I can't wait to show you my list of references. 153 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,550 That won't be necessary. 154 00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:27,790 Not necessary? Am I still being considered for the position? 155 00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:32,290 Oh, I'd say you're being considered for several positions. 156 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:39,450 Are you all right? 157 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:40,690 Oh, fine. 158 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:43,290 The silly goose that I am. 159 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:48,230 It sounded sort of like you were making a sexual proposition. 160 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,890 You're a quick study fielding. 161 00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:52,330 I are? 162 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:55,490 That's a point in your favor. 163 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:57,830 Meet me here in 20 minutes. 164 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:02,570 And be ready to show me some class action. 165 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:21,870 Hey, Roz, this is my pal Hal Howard. He's a psychologist. 166 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,590 Is that corned beef? 167 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:26,730 Keep your damn hands off my sandwich. 168 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,790 It's been a tough day for Roz and her lunch meat. 169 00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:36,870 Doc, I want to talk to you about this blind girl. 170 00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:39,210 Now, I'm afraid I've got to fire her. 171 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:44,430 I hate to do it, but, hell, keeping her on, that'd be like burning my face with 172 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,730 a huge disfiguring blowtorch and pretending it don't hurt. 173 00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:53,430 To paraphrase Freud, we all feel just horrible about it. Yay! 174 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:03,490 Didn't she do a nice job? 175 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:05,610 Thanks, Miss Sullivan. 176 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,710 Did you talk to Joy's former supervisors yet? 177 00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:10,130 Yes. And? 178 00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:14,370 Well, so far, Joy's the girl most likely to be offered in a hostage swap. 179 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:19,390 Oh, also, I found out something interesting. She's only been blind for 180 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,290 four years. Some sort of accident. 181 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:22,850 Uh-huh. 182 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:24,150 Uh-huh. 183 00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:27,050 Uh-huh what? 184 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:30,110 Sounds like a classic case of displaced anger. 185 00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:33,660 I mean, this bitterness could just be a symptom that she hasn't worked through 186 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:35,120 the trauma of being robbed of her sight. 187 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,320 Well, how's she going to react to being fired? 188 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,280 Oh, that depends on several factors. 189 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:41,620 Does she own a gun? 190 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,400 Like it? 191 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:55,580 Oh, do you know what I would do to have an office like this? 192 00:12:55,920 --> 00:13:00,160 Well, let's find out, shall we? 193 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,420 Do you lead Dan? 194 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,420 Look, a fireplace. 195 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:08,839 That's great. 196 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,840 And a refrigerator. 197 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,760 Keeps the hot side hot and the cold side cold. 198 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,980 Why aren't you over here on the hot side? 199 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,040 Believe me, most of me wants to be. 200 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,360 Well, what do you think? 201 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,360 I think... 202 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,440 bridge from here. 203 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,680 Do you know that is the longest single span in the world? 204 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,000 Dan, come. 205 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,740 I want you to make windows rattle in New Jersey. 206 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,660 Okay, be back in an hour. 207 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:53,880 Dan! Wait, wait, hold on. I can't explain it now, but there's 208 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:57,160 something about me that's a little off. 209 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,140 You aren't one of those sickos you hear on the radio call-in shows. 210 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,380 Oh, no, no, no, no. 211 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,440 Not me. 212 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,780 It's just that I would really like to discuss the job. 213 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:15,360 And I'd like to discuss that story I heard about you and the stewardesses on 214 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,780 the baggage carousel. 215 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,980 Oh, that was just a little layup. 216 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,040 If you want to talk resumes, others are much more qualified than you. I know 217 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,800 that, but... Wait a minute. 218 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,900 Who's more qualified than I am? 219 00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:35,980 Everybody. 220 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,580 Oh, wait a second. 221 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,820 You're telling me that my skills as an attorney have nothing to do with me 222 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:43,820 being here? 223 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:45,140 Yes. 224 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,120 Now help me get this thing off. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Put it back in neutral a 225 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,120 second, sister. 226 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,120 You know what? 227 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:58,370 You want to call me in here, play your little bedroom games, take shots at my 228 00:14:58,370 --> 00:14:59,370 manhood. 229 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:01,550 That's fine. 230 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,910 I get that all the time. 231 00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:08,610 All right, listen, I will admit that I couldn't afford some snooty Ivy League 232 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:09,610 education. 233 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:14,770 You know, but when you get your degree from the Bayou Academy of Law and 234 00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:20,710 Agriculture, you learn something more. A fighting sowbelly. 235 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:24,939 What he wants. 236 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:27,260 Can't be afraid to get your snout dirty. 237 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,520 You know what? I live the law every day. 238 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:34,240 The courthouses and the jails of New York City. 239 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,300 I may have barf in my cuffs when I get home at night. 240 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,280 But that's the way I like it. 241 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:46,580 That's why I have the highest conviction rate of any DA in this city. And that's 242 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,880 why I have the lowest percentage of overturned cases. 243 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:53,360 And that's why you can say whatever you want to about my manhood. 244 00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:58,400 But nobody, lady, nobody can touch Dan Fielding in a court of law. 245 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,500 Or for that matter, anywhere else. 246 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:08,060 You mean... I mean, hold on to your Dixie cups, babe. The salt shall rise 247 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:09,060 again! 248 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:16,140 You know what really gnaws at my gut, Miss Sullivan? 249 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:17,460 What's that, sir? 250 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:21,520 How am I going to fire Joy without just completely crushing her? 251 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:26,360 Oh, I think she can handle it, sir. All right, she's a little crusty, but that 252 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,800 doesn't mean that she doesn't have feelings. 253 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,920 I just heard the greatest butt crash outside. 254 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,540 You're right, sir. She is a sensitive soul. 255 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,860 Is that your cologne? 256 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,640 Or are you delivering soap cakes to the urinals? 257 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,300 Good luck, sir. 258 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,960 So? Uh, Joy, here, have a seat. 259 00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:59,510 Joy, I've got something to say to you, and I'm afraid it's not going to be 260 00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,230 easy. Well, spit it out. 261 00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:04,569 I'm afraid I've got to let you go. 262 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:07,249 You what? 263 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,810 Now, I want you to know that your office skills are terrific. 264 00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:13,770 I mean, the couple of days that you've been here, you've really gotten the 265 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:14,770 place organized. 266 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:21,270 My correspondence is all up to date, my files look great, and boy, I could bring 267 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,250 down a charging rhino with one of these pencils. 268 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:29,450 So I did a good job, and now you're going to fire me? 269 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,090 It's not the job, Joy. It's your attitude. 270 00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:35,110 Now, I know you've had a rough time of it. In fact, I've talked to a 271 00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:38,430 psychologist friend, and he's willing to try to get you into his encounter group. 272 00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:42,730 If that's a burden on you financially, I'll help you out of my own pocket. My 273 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:46,570 point is that even though this didn't work out, if there's anything I can do 274 00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:47,930 for you, I'm here. 275 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:51,790 I trashed your armadillo. 276 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:56,870 What? You heard me? That armored rat of yours is now sucking swill in the bottom 277 00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:57,870 of a dumpster. 278 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:01,750 Clarence? He's in a dumpster? 279 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:06,610 And he can take your encounter group and roll it into a ball and stick it in your 280 00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:07,610 mail chute. 281 00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:09,210 Clarence! 282 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:11,070 Cancel that geek! 283 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:14,350 Hello, Judge Stone? 284 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:19,210 I'm Cooper from Personnel. Well, if it isn't the polyester Pimpernel. 285 00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:21,510 My, aren't we cheery today. 286 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,300 I have Mr. Pasquale's transfer papers. 287 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:29,040 Hey, I'd love to stay and schmooze, but I can tell you two civic giants want to 288 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:29,919 be alone. 289 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:33,180 Maybe you can rub your skulls together and come up with a thought or something. 290 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:34,900 Later. 291 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,180 You know, it's too bad we don't burn people at the stake anymore. 292 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:45,060 Oh, I don't know. Maybe none of us can really understand how that accident 293 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,280 affected Joy emotionally. 294 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,280 Actually, it's made a big improvement. 295 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:50,820 I beg your pardon? 296 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,940 Oh, before the accident, she was really obnoxious. 297 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,240 She's improved quite a bit. 298 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,520 How so? 299 00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,820 Well, she stopped biting, for one. 300 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:05,760 Wait a minute. You're telling me that that woman was born nasty? 301 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:29,760 I've got... I've got... Who could ask for anything 302 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760 more? 303 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:36,360 That was... That was... Volcanic. 304 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,860 We aim to please. 305 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,400 Toss me my other shoe. 306 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,660 Do you have to leave just now? 307 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:47,680 Yep, dinner break's over. Got places to go. 308 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,080 People to jail. 309 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,880 It's going to be fabulous having you around. 310 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:54,760 If the furniture holds up. 311 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,820 Alas, we will never know. 312 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,520 What do you mean? 313 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:07,580 What I mean is... Good luck in finding a new attorney. 314 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:09,920 Ciao, baby. 315 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,800 You're turning down a six-figure salary and a boss who's willing to work with 316 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800 you? 317 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,160 Pro bono. 318 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:25,920 Well, you see, the point is, I didn't spend eight years in the DA's office 319 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:30,040 just to become somebody's high-priced office gigolo. 320 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:38,840 Oh, and, um... When you think of this night, and you 321 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,840 will... 322 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:44,790 Thank you. 323 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,330 Silly little piece of rice? 324 00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:17,930 Or a silly little maggot? 325 00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:23,150 Definitely not Uncle Ben. 326 00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:26,410 Sir? Yeah? 327 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:31,270 Is Joy... dead? 328 00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:35,210 No, Roz. I had her reassigned. 329 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,390 Hey, Dan. 330 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,370 Did you get the job? 331 00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:42,650 Nope. 332 00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:43,870 Well, I'm sorry. 333 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,000 All the same, it would have been a shame to lose you. 334 00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:48,260 Thank you, Harry. 335 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,520 What happened? 336 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:52,740 The desks were cramped. 337 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:06,220 You know those disgusting animalistic urges I used to torment you with? 338 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,900 Yes. They're back. 339 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:13,760 You're right back, Harry. 340 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,180 I'm taking Joy down to personnel. 341 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:20,680 Okay, well... I, uh... I know there's been some problems these past few days. 342 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:25,940 And there's been some misunderstandings. But just to leave on the right note... 343 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:30,540 How do I do it? 344 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,340 So, Curly, dinner tomorrow? My place? 345 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,640 You bet. What should I wear? 346 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,180 I'm blind, remember? 347 00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:40,520 Wear a car cover for all I care. 348 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960 Are you dating Joy? 349 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,059 Uh-huh. 350 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:53,020 Well, I don't mean to be a Budinsky, but are you sure it's not just pity? 351 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,140 No. 352 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,120 I think she really likes me.