1 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:07,373 - Ray, could you get up and help me, please? 2 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,608 We gotta shampoo the rug before they come over tonight. 3 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,044 - Shampoo the rug? 4 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,078 It's Bernie and Linda. 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,781 I'm not even gonna shampoo myself. 6 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,716 - Well, when they pass out from your smell, 7 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:21,153 I want them to land on a clean rug, okay? 8 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:22,254 Come on, get up. Let's go. 9 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,322 - Come on, I'm tired. 10 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,590 I drove the kids to all their crap. 11 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:26,425 I'd like to sit down for a little while. 12 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:29,028 - Well, me too. Come on! 13 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:31,096 - Ow! Why do you always do this, huh? 14 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:32,431 Every time we have people over, 15 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:35,367 we spend all day making the fake house. 16 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:39,071 It's the way the house should be all the time. 17 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:42,241 - Yes, but it isn't, so actually it's like lying, huh, right? 18 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:45,344 Is that what you're about, lying to people? 19 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:48,047 - Could you just start clearing everything off the rug, please? 20 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,515 - I really don't see the need. 21 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:52,418 - Ray, I said help me! 22 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:55,087 - I don't see the need! 23 00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:02,728 - So you're just gonna sit there while I do all the work? 24 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,563 - I had the kids the whole morning! 25 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,432 - Because I was cleaning! 26 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:09,234 - Well, stop it already! 27 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:12,538 - Ray, seriously, get up and help me. 28 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:13,539 - No. - Get up. 29 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:14,807 - No. - Ray. 30 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:16,775 - Listen, you know what you don't understand? 31 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,677 I work hard all day. I got a lot of stress. 32 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,145 I come home and I'm-- 33 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:30,122 Oh, yeah! 34 00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:34,293 Ha ha ha! 35 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,295 Yeah! 36 00:02:03,756 --> 00:02:05,824 - Wow, Debra, what a meal. 37 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:11,797 - Louder, so they can hear it across the street. 38 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,532 - How about that rug? Clean, though, huh? 39 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:16,401 That's the most important thing. 40 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,871 - Well, it's great to finally see you guys. 41 00:02:18,873 --> 00:02:22,374 - Yeah, I know. It's been so long. 42 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,742 - We're stuck at home a lot. 43 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:27,279 Benjamin burns through baby sitters pretty quick. 44 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,281 - You know, he's just-- he's spirited. 45 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,354 - I'm afraid of him. 46 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,558 - Oh, Bernie, don't exaggerate. 47 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,593 - I'm not exaggerating. 48 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,397 You see, you minimize my feelings. 49 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,499 This is what Pamela was talking about. 50 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,700 - You know what? You're right. 51 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,702 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 52 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:56,608 - Who's Pamela? 53 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,610 - Oh, our therapist. 54 00:02:58,612 --> 00:02:59,945 - Therapist? 55 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:02,481 What, you mean like a marriage counselor? 56 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,483 - Yeah, we've been going for about a month now. 57 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,251 We really had to do something. 58 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,587 We were starting to fight a lot. 59 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,327 - Huh. 60 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:17,796 Who wants coffee? 61 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,201 - So is it helping? 62 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,902 - Oh, you wouldn't believe the difference. 63 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:24,903 - Really? 64 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:29,641 How about some drinks, put on some music? 65 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,276 - You know, it's so great to be able 66 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:32,978 to take our fights to a third party. 67 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,513 - Yeah, now I've actually won a few. 68 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,217 Of course, it's not about winning. 69 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,685 - Pamela's trying to help us understand 70 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:42,621 the deeper reasons why we fight. 71 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,389 - That is so important, because-- 72 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,891 - whoa! Whoops! 73 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,226 Dropped a cup. 74 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,327 It's my favorite, 75 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:52,731 so how about a moment of silence? 76 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,600 - I'll help you. 77 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:58,837 - Anyway, I really think we're communicating better. 78 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:02,574 No, really, because I used to try to discuss something, 79 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:07,012 in front of the computer, like, "uhh...It's glowing." 80 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,451 - Well, I guess that's just an instinctive response 81 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,254 to the yelling. 82 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:16,688 - Well, you know, if I am yelling, 83 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,624 it's just probably 'cause I've asked him already 84 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:21,960 to turn the thing off like ten times. 85 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,999 - So Pamela's been great. 86 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:30,402 - Yeah, it's really great. 87 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:36,708 - I'm sorry, honey. 88 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:40,779 I was just being kind of, uh, passive-aggressive. 89 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:47,386 - You know what? I started it. 90 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,588 I started it with my little hidden agenda 91 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,923 about the computer and... 92 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:03,635 - Wow. 93 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:08,473 - Well, obviously we still have a little work to do. 94 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,409 - No, but the important thing is you're doing it. 95 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,977 That's fantas-- 96 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:34,099 - I don't want to go to counseling! 97 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,569 - I know that after what Bernie and Linda said that-- 98 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,671 - you think I want us to go to counseling? 99 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,507 - What? You don't? 100 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,777 - Do you think we should go because of Bernie and Linda? 101 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:51,416 - What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 102 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:52,818 I just--I just thought, you know, 103 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,820 'cause they had their little thing tonight 104 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:57,622 and after they were all huggy and kissy... 105 00:05:57,624 --> 00:06:03,028 But that's only because they're different from us. 106 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,731 Their fight was about the computer. 107 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:09,668 Ours was about the TV. 108 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:13,839 And the TV has been around for years. 109 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:16,108 So that's very different. 110 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:18,810 - We're going to counseling. 111 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,011 - No! 112 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,881 - I already got Pamela's number from Linda. 113 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,549 - I don't want to go to counseling! 114 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,685 - Ray, we fight all the time. 115 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:27,819 - No, not fights. 116 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,821 Tiffs, little tiffs. 117 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,557 Sweetie pie, baby... 118 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,126 Skinny girl! 119 00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:36,895 Come on. No, no counseling. 120 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,697 - What would be so terrible about it? 121 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,031 - Everything. 122 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,000 What do you think's gonna happen, we're gonna go, 123 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,702 and the next day we're gonna grow wings 124 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:46,772 and fly around giving each other foot massages? 125 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,874 - It's just getting a little help. 126 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,008 - We don't need help. 127 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,110 - Why don't we let Pamela decide that? 128 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,612 - Oh, yeah, and then there's that. 129 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,046 Hmm...Pamela... 130 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:58,083 Wonder whose side she's gonna be on? 131 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,951 - Okay, so we can go to a man. 132 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,753 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, right. 133 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:06,024 "Oh, you understand me so much better than my husband." 134 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:12,731 - And you don't need therapy. 135 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,433 - Look, all these therapist people want to do 136 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:15,700 is get you to cry. 137 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:17,769 - don't you want to find the deeper reasons 138 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,171 why we fight? 139 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:21,072 don't you want to have a healthier marriage? 140 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,507 - Not if I have to cry. 141 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:23,842 - It's not about that! 142 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,710 It's about trying to be happy. 143 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,679 - But we are happy! Look at us. 144 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,114 I love you. 145 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:33,618 - Get off of me. Get! Get off of me. 146 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,655 Listen, I am making an appointment for counseling, 147 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:39,591 because we are gonna do whatever it takes 148 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:42,828 to heal this marriage. 149 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,468 - Stupid marriage. 150 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:54,639 - So, ray and Debra, 151 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,941 how long have you two been married? 152 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,176 - Thirteen years. 153 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:02,781 - True. See? No argument there. 154 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,683 - And just generally speaking, 155 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,052 what made you decide to come here today? 156 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:13,258 - Um, well, this is something that's long overdue. 157 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,926 - Okay. 158 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:19,798 Well, then, Debra, why don't you start? 159 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,867 - Okay. 160 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,236 Um... 161 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:29,241 Well, I just feel that I work very hard 162 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:32,244 to keep the house up and running, 163 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:34,846 and I guess I feel, you know, 164 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:40,619 kind of unappreciated because... 165 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:47,959 I just... 166 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,160 - Here you go. 167 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:56,301 - Ray, how do you feel about what Debra's expressing? 168 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,709 - Uh... 169 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,878 I'm sorry. 170 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,715 - Okay. 171 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,884 Anything else? 172 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:13,885 Ray? 173 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:18,023 - Oh, still me? Okay. 174 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:21,192 Well, uh... 175 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:24,296 You know, I just want to say 176 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,798 that, I mean, I work hard too. 177 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,100 And, you know, I come home and I'm tired, 178 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,336 and I just... 179 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,672 I just... 180 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,084 I'm not gonna be able to cry like that. 181 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,156 - Pamela, could I just say something? 182 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,257 - Sure. 183 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,725 - Just as an example, 184 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:57,662 last week, ray came home late from golfing. 185 00:09:57,664 --> 00:10:00,365 And I guess golf is kind of a hot-button issue with me, 186 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,734 and we had a fight. 187 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,135 - Ray, do you remember this? 188 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,638 - I do. I shot a 94. 189 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,245 - Go ahead, Debra. 190 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,081 - I had all the kids, 191 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,916 and I was expecting him home at 2:00, 192 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,151 and he didn't show up until 5:00. 193 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,621 And his explanation for why it took so long 194 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:27,359 was that his friend Gianni wanted to pet a deer. 195 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:30,962 Of the kind of thing that ray always does. 196 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,765 And I understand that we need time to ourselves, 197 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,668 but what really bothers me is that he doesn't seem 198 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:40,639 to want to take responsibility for anything. 199 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,808 I just don't know what to do anymore. 200 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:49,314 - Ray? 201 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,722 - She's right. 202 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:58,890 - What? 203 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:02,060 - She's totally right because, well... 204 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:05,130 I've been terribly insensitive with my golf. 205 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:08,767 I think I use golf 206 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,803 in a almost passive-aggressive way. 207 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,377 - Okay. 208 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,080 - But you know what's wrong with me? 209 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,250 I know it's a problem, I know I have to change, 210 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,185 but the next thing you know, 211 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,989 I'm back on the course again. 212 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,724 - But it sounds like you are willing 213 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:37,862 to look at your behavior, which is a very good start. 214 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,399 - Wait. What? 215 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,835 - But I gotta tell you, it's more than just the golf. 216 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,870 Debra is like a Saint. 217 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,740 You can't believe the things she has to put up with. 218 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,476 Once, I actually taped a football game 219 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,244 over our wedding video. 220 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,847 - Pamela, can I just-- 221 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:59,117 - wait, hold on, hold on. Let's let ray get this out. 222 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,286 - It's probably the worst thing a husband can do, right? 223 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,921 All I could think of to fix it 224 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,390 was to arrange to have our wedding vows renewed. 225 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,092 - That's nice. 226 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,793 - I guess. 227 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,766 Actually, I think the whole thing ended 228 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:18,236 - Pamela, I think we're getting a little off track here. 229 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,840 I mean, this isn't exactly the ray I get at home, you know? 230 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,142 Right now he's the one being a Saint. 231 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,177 - Well, let's try to have the perspective 232 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,880 that neither one of us is a Saint, okay? 233 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,015 - Yeah, okay, sure. 234 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,887 - I'm sorry that I called her a Saint before. 235 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,825 Stupid! 236 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,862 - It's okay, Raymond. No, you're doing just fine. 237 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:47,932 Okay, now, you two obviously have issues to resolve, 238 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,334 but one thing to keep in mind 239 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:52,003 is that having occasional arguments is normal, 240 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,538 and it's even healthy. 241 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,141 So what we'll do is, we'll try to find out the deeper reasons 242 00:12:56,143 --> 00:13:00,011 why you argue so that we can begin to change any-- 243 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:04,949 any particularly harmful behavior. 244 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:17,195 - And one thing that you've got going for you here 245 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,063 is an attitude of cooperation. 246 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,533 Believe me, some partners have to be dragged into this 247 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,201 kicking and screaming. 248 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,369 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 249 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,171 - Pamela, I'm gonna do whatever it takes 250 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,573 to heal this marriage. 251 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,858 - Oh, my god. What did she say? Is there hope? 252 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:51,429 - I told you we should have said we went to a movie. 253 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,097 - Counseling, huh? 254 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:56,134 I came over as soon as I heard. 255 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,838 - So, Marie, are the kids asleep? 256 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,439 - Yes, and I'm gonna do my best 257 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,409 to make sure they remain untraumatized. 258 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,479 - I can't believe you two went to a shrink. 259 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:11,616 He's the one with the problems. 260 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,885 - Let's keep this on Raymond, shall we? 261 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,520 Personally, Deb, I think it's about time 262 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,222 that a neutral party be brought in 263 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,258 to set him straight on just how great he's got it. 264 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,526 - Well, that's not what happened, 265 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,994 because the Raymond we all know 266 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,996 disappeared as soon as we got there. 267 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,065 - What, what? What are you talking about? 268 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,633 - Oh, you were open and considerate 269 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,301 and willing to look at your own faults. 270 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,070 You made me sick! 271 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,608 - Excuse me, but I spent the whole time 272 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:37,909 saying "I'm sorry." 273 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,077 What more do you want? 274 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,146 - Oh, you are so full of it. 275 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,316 - Do you mind? 276 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,484 Listen. 277 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,253 - You manipulated the whole thing. 278 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,988 How do you expect to make any progress 279 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,656 if you go in there playing a character? 280 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,993 To get blamed for everything, and Pamela liked me. 281 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,362 - She didn't like you, 'cause you weren't there! 282 00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,632 - What are you hiding, man? What's in there? 283 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:03,101 - Sounds to me like you did good, ray. 284 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,637 Name, rank, and serial number. 285 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:10,508 Never open up. Keep the enemy in the dark. 286 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,644 - You're an ignoramus. 287 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:21,686 If anybody ever opened you up, all they'd find is meat. 288 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:30,361 - No son of mine needs counseling, 289 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,330 except the big one. 290 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,506 - You didn't go in there to find out what's wrong with us. 291 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,374 You went in there to find out what's wrong with me. 292 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,543 You can figure it out yourself 'cause I'm not going back. 293 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,011 - Oh, yes, you are. - No, no way. 294 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,080 You heard her yourself. She said we were normal. 295 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,016 - She didn't say that. What room were you in? 296 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,186 Shouldn't you be worried about the deeper reasons 297 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,654 behind how you're reacting? 298 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,723 - I think you better worry about how I'm reacting. 299 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,491 - Harmful behavior! Harmful behavior! 300 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,393 - You're just a big phony, and you know it! 301 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,062 - Oh, I wish Pamela could see you now! 302 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,496 - Okay, okay, okay. 303 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,568 - All right. Come on, stop it, you two. 304 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,704 - I gotta say, 305 00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:15,306 the counseling doesn't seem to be working. 306 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,979 - Now, I want you to sit down, and let's try to talk this out. 307 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,313 - Marie, I am not sitting down-- 308 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,448 - please, Debra. 309 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,616 I may not be a certified therapist, 310 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:30,221 but I've been told by many people that I could be. 311 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:37,562 - That's not what they mean 312 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:41,032 when they say you're certifiable. 313 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,335 - I happen to be very good 314 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,571 at things relating to feelings. 315 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,574 I mean, I've been married for 45 years, 316 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,309 and if there's one thing I understand, 317 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:55,113 it's how awful a husband can be. 318 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,315 - Okay. 319 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,449 - Raymond. 320 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,152 - No, no, you're on her side. 321 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,553 Listen, Bernie and Linda came in 322 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,255 and they said they went to counseling, 323 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,057 and she got it in her head that we should go, 324 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,692 and we don't need to. 325 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,560 - Oh, poor Raymond. 326 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:13,464 Never learned how to get along with other human beings. 327 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,565 - Be quiet, Robbie. 328 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,067 - Yeah, shut up. - No, you shut up. 329 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,769 - Ass. - Ass! 330 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,539 - Quiet! 331 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,218 Debra, did you want to go to counseling 332 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,455 - no, of course not. I mean, look at how we fight. 333 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,725 The very morning they came over, we were fighting. 334 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,660 - And what do you fight about? 335 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,630 - About how nuts she goes cleaning when people come over. 336 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,266 All I want to do is relax for once and watch a little TV, 337 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,669 and she asked me to shampoo the rug. 338 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,272 - What? 339 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,674 You can't help out a little? 340 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:01,612 - What? You don't help out. 341 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,281 - Ass. 342 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,318 - Yes. 343 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,386 - Just to be clear, 344 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,088 when I want my home to look nice, 345 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,123 is there anything wrong with asking ray to help me? 346 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,858 - That's certainly valid. 347 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,860 And, Raymond, you of all people should know 348 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,662 that if you want your house to look nice, 349 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,231 Debra needs help. 350 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:27,371 - Listen, can't I sometimes watch a little TV? 351 00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:28,706 I mean, what's wrong with that? 352 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,341 - Also valid. 353 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,877 And, Debra, it's important for you to keep in mind 354 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,879 that Raymond is a very hard worker 355 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,714 and sometimes needs to relax. 356 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,450 - Of course, but why is it such a battle 357 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,385 to get you to do anything? 358 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,720 - I don't know. 359 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,190 - That's why I want to go to counseling. 360 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,726 I don't think it's that you're just lazy. 361 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,329 I think there's a deeper reason behind this, 362 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,663 and if we could just figure it out, 363 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:56,167 - come on, you know me. There's not much deepness. 364 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,902 I just--I like to be taken care of. 365 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,738 - But you gotta understand, ray, that that's not a wife; 366 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,240 that's a mother. 367 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,642 - Well, maybe that's what I want. 368 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,189 - Holy crap! 369 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,464 - No, no, on the contrary, dad, 370 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:30,334 I think we've made quite a breakthrough. 371 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,769 - No. No, no. 372 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,639 - Oh, no, no, it's very simple, really. 373 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,774 You see, apparently the deep reasons 374 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,242 behind the fights 375 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:41,345 is that you wished you married your mother. 376 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,446 - That's not what I said. 377 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,415 - Yes, you did. 378 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,519 - Why would I say that? 379 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,428 - Raymond, Raymond, 380 00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,498 there's nothing wrong in what you just said. 381 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,301 - Please stop, ma! Stop! 382 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,504 Listen, that's-- that's not what I meant to say. 383 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,939 Debra, could you call Pamela 384 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:11,342 and see if she has an opening for right now? 385 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,578 - Maybe she could move in. 386 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,414 - I think it's getting kind of late, everybody. 387 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,815 Ray, you want to go up? 388 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,418 - We should-- we should call Pamela, right? 389 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,254 - Uh, no, I think some things are better left unexplored. 390 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,922 - Because I'm sick. That's sick what I said. 391 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,857 - No, no. I think you are just lazy. 392 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,527 - You think so? That's it. Yeah, I'm a lazy guy. 393 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,797 - Sweet dreams. 394 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,800 You want mommy to tuck you in? 395 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:45,643 - Hey. 396 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,845 - Hey. What do you want? 397 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,347 - Ah, nothing. 398 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,781 I was just feeling a little guilty 399 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,584 over my laughing at your predicament yesterday. 400 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,685 - Well, you know, whatever. 401 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,987 I mean, Debra and I talked it out. 402 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,722 We're fine now. 403 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,959 And the truth is, it's good that you guys 404 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,628 acknowledged that you had a problem 405 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,464 and you took the right steps to deal with it. 406 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,566 Maybe I should have done that when I was married, huh? 407 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,334 - Hmm. 408 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:13,404 All right, well, thanks. Thanks, man. 409 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,006 - All right, look, I know you're feeling bad, 410 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:17,308 so I got you something. 411 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,694 Enjoy, you sick bastard.