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<i>In the year of our Lord 1123, King Louis VI Capet, known as “the Fat”,
confronted his cousin at the borders of the kingdom,
Henry I Beauclerc, King of England and Duke of Normandy.</i>

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<i>He was surrounded by valiant knights.</i>

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<i>These men believed in God and the forces of Evil.</i>

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Sire, you swore to me not to linger.
I remind your majesty that we are in English country.

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Silence, Montmirail!
Love is not a hurry!

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Princess...

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If the Duke, your glorious uncle, discovers
this very shocking interview,

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he'll murder us!

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Lisbeth! I do just what I want!

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Sir Godfrey! The English! The English!

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Sire, my esquire signals to me that horsemen are approaching.
- Sir!

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We are coming!

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I beg you, Majesty.
Finish... urgently.

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Farewell, my sweet friend,
I have to join my thugs.

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Will I see you again, my dear cousin?

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As soon as I have made my throat
to my cousin the King of England.

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But you, my sweet Kathlyn?

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Yes, Louis.

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- Grant me one last favor, if I die in battle.
- Oh no, shut up!
- Show me your ankles.

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Oh no!

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- I beg you, my dear Princess...
- It's so shocking!

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I beg you, my dear.

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Oh no, I didn't see anything! Higher! Up to the knees.

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Oh my God !
How beautiful they are!

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Sire! We're coming!

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It's your uncle! Hurry!

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- Who's up there?
- Nobody!

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Your niece is alone. Leave alone.

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- Sire! Come!
- Farewell, my sweet. O-o-oh!

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My Lord!

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Here they are!
(???) horse (???) free!

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My Lord!

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I'm sorry, dear uncle.

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Bloody liar!

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Let's cut this way, Sire!

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Hurry! Hurry, my Lord!

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Put down your weapons. You're caught!

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Mine, my King!

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Amenti!
Learn that the King does not take himself,
even in chess!

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What if I weaken!

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The olifants! Quickly !  It's the King!

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- Hosanna, my master, you are alive!
- Certainly.
- Thank God!

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You saw, I managed to save
your horse and narrow weapons.

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Above all, I saw that you fled as usual.

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Soft purse!

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Messire Godefroy, the King has sent for you.

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Soft purse, soft purse…

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Gentlemen...the King!

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My kind knight Godfrey

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has well deserved his nickname “Hardi”.

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He is a very valiant outcast.
He didn't let himself be bullied.

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With his brave sword, he slashed the skull
of an abominable Englishman.

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Godfrey Amaury de Malfète,

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Count of Montmirail, Apremont and Papincourt,

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I will reward you for your bravery.

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Sire, I am your eternal subscriber.

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I know you dream of having children.

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Also, I give you eight weeks to find

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one of the prettiest women in the Kingdom,

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the daughter of the Duke of Puglia.
I heard you were crazy about it.

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I give her to you in marriage.

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Sire, how can I thank you?
Banishing to my King is my honor!

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- Long live my lord!
- Long live our sire!
- Long live our sire!

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- Who is this bad guy?
- Jacquouille the Rascal,

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my squire,
who should be waiting outside!

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He is not very graceful and companionable,
but he is smart and sniffs out the tracks well.

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You have to go around Malcombe Forest
following the ridge route
and return via Montargis.

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Why avoid the forest?

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The forest is haunted, you know that well, Sir.
No one dares to cross.

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Nonsense!

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I don't want to keep my bride waiting.

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We, we're going to meet the witch of Malcombe.

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Come on, run ahead, Frapouille.

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She can turn an army into toad vomit.

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They say if she touches you,
pustules erupt from your body.

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We lose our hair and pee mud!

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She can curse over 7 generations!

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We're all going to die there!
We're all going to die there!

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Per Ansia

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queribus memoriam.

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''May the indiscreet be transformed into a slug.''

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It is a mixture of Latin and Visigothic language.

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Oh dear, it’s the language of devils!

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It’s a black mass! Let's get out of here!

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Ensevictam ascaït amunae corpus malum!
Ahahahahaha!

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- What did she say?
- Ascait!

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She wants to rejuvenate this old owl.
It's impossible.

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Drink ! Drink !

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Drink ! Drink ! Drink !

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But, where is she?

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Don't be afraid. She will come back!

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What a pleasure to find yourself with the body of a virgin!

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What an ugly person!

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But... She was like that, when she was young!

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It’s devilish!
It’s devilish!

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Surrender, satanic!

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We are going to dispossess her and he
tear off shreds of tongue!

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And have his stomach eaten by rats!

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No one tortures women on my land.
Burning her alive will be enough!

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Thank you, my good lord, thank you! You are so good!

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Finally ! My dungeon!

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My friends, bring out the festive finery
so that we can honor my darling!

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- Jacquouille, come and change me.
- Good, Sir.

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- But I don't have anything to change into.
- She won't even see you.

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My socks and my most impressive shell!

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Ganelon, ring the olifant to warn the castle.

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I rejoice, Sir Fulbert,

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May my son marry you so sweet

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and kind little girl.

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I would have preferred that she married
the son of the Duke of Montmorency.

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But our big King decided otherwise.

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Plague be of love!

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Wine, servant!
How much I piss!

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Father, you swore for my marriage
not to burp at dinner.

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The Count of Montmirail is on sight!

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Frénégonde! Where are you going?
Frénégonde! Come back here!

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Frénégonde! Come back here right away!

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Frénégonde! Come back, I tell you!
Frénégonde, come back!
No duke's daughter runs before a simple count!

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You look good and very sweet!

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Yes, you don't look too comfortable.

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And why?

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Oh, how strange, the water bottle fell by itself.

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Give me the water bottle,
the journey made me very thirsty.

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Look at this castle!

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Mortecouille!
It swells like a roach!

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He wears a hairstyle!

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Sir Godfrey, are you not well?

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So what is this devilry?

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Sir, but what is it?

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Godfrey!

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Godfrey!

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Come back, my little girl!
Wicked pest! Come back!

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- Godfrey!
- Come back here! Devergoignous!
- But by the blood of Christ, she is chased by a bear!

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My crossbow!

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Frénégonde! ...Come back!

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Sir, I don't see any bears!

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Frénégonde, come back, my little girl!

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Move aside, my dear!
Get out of the way!

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Frénégonde!

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No ! ! !

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I saw a big beast.

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I will retire to a convent to
the rest of my life and will be faithful to you.

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I can't marry
the man who killed my father.

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I understand, my bride.
I too will be faithful to you.

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I will not marry
and will have no descendants.

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I'm not asking for anything.

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- What are you doing, maraud?
- I prayed for the salvation of his soul.

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Where does my father's enchanter live today?

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Eusaebius? !

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So ! ...I found it, Sir!

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He is staying on rue de la Motte aux Herbes. There.

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But they say he has become senile.

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I can revive your duke,

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but you will have to ignore the fear.

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Only God can raise the dead!
You are right, only God can raise the dead.

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But there is another way.

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Time is like a mountain
full of underground galleries.

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I know the formulas that allow you to borrow them.

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Do you know Enguerrand?

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Enguerrand le Balafré.

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To serve you.

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And here is my faithful Ganelon.

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I can bring you back for a short while
before the moment you killed the duke.

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And if you find enough courage in yourself,

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you will then be able to deflect the shot of your crossbow.

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You will be able to marry your bride,

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and have the descendants you dream of.

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Don't listen, Sir. It's madness!

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Where did I put my slug powder?

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Oh, it's been a while since I
practice anymore, I lose my memory!

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There it is, it tickles!

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Ah! There it is!

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If you have no fear,
Godfrey the Bold, drink.

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You will reappear in the forest
a moment before the accident.

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Be careful, Sir, he's an old fool!

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If Messire Godfrey does not reappear,
we will wall you up alive in the dungeons of the castle,

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with your cursed grimoire.
- Have confidence.

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Don't drink, Sir!
It'll turn you into a toad,
as a bat, as a goat or as a nun!

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Maybe you're right. Hold.
Drink first.

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- Me ?
- I'll see if you turn into a nun.

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- But...
- If that happens, I will avenge you.

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Drink !

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Are you okay, my Frapouille?

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It tastes like pig droppings.

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I don't do the wicked things of witches.

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Drink quickly, so that I can
pronounce the formula.

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But if I've been drinking, will I leave too?

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Say your formula.

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Per Horus!

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And per Râ!

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And per Solem!

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lnvictus!

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Ducere! ...Ha-ha!

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They have gone into the corridors of time!

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But…

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So what is this noise?
What did you step on?

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Rotten eggs.

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Did I omit the quail eggs?

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It's a disaster!

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- Get up, maraud! Get up!
- Where are we then?

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Where are our companions?
Nothing resembles the forest of Montmirail.
The enchanter has distrusted us!

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Oh ! We have our two legs,
Sir, and our two arms!

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What a miracle!

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Go get me a horse. Quickly.

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Ah! Ugh! It stinks!

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But you're crazy, say!?

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Sir! A Saracen!

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Sir!

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Sir!

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A Saracen in a devil's cart!

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It's all shod and there's no beef to pull!

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Oh my, my Lord. Come see!

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There, Sir! There !

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Sick people!

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They're sick!

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They're sick!
They're sick!
They're sick!

217
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Which family does this shield belong to?

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Lord God, we have sinned.

219
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You send us a fair test.

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We submit to it.

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Give us courage
to fight to the death.

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Thy will be done.

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Amen!

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Oh, it's bad here!
We can't breathe, we're going to die!

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No ! I smell good food!

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Those damn carts again!

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- Let's return to the woods, Sir.
- No, we can't fight on an empty stomach.

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Two hamburgers on horseback,

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a child's fries with ketchup!

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Hey, say, hey!

231
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Is it Mardi Gras?

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You are disguised
like at carnival!

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Silence, naughty girl!

234
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Here, take this and go on your way!

235
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You're going to get us caught!

236
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What the hell, mazette, hey!

237
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Hey ! Are you TV stars?

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Pssst! Go away, go away, go away, go away!

239
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Hey! Eh, I don't want to bother you, ladies and gentlemen,
but uh, as I see that you are from show biz uh,
Do you sometimes not know uh... Eddie Barclay?

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Silence, bitch, or you'll get a slap!

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Because in fact, I have training
of a dancer-singer and, and if you can
give me a little hearing,

242
00:23:32,548 --> 00:23:34,214
Well it would change my life!

243
00:23:35,339 --> 00:23:38,673
Well, little girl, eh!
I sing no worse than Stéph de Monac!

244
00:23:39,923 --> 00:23:43,073
- Come on! Let's leave this bitch behind.
- No but, eh!

245
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,506
Listen, there!

246
00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:48,506
♪ Break your voice! ♪

247
00:23:49,714 --> 00:23:53,006
♪ Break your voice! ♪

248
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,798
♪ And these flashes that blind me every day on TV… ♪

249
00:23:56,006 --> 00:24:01,114
No, but you, the pilferer, are you still here?
Give me back my two steaks right now, I tell you!
But what, say?

250
00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:04,339
Be careful, hey!
I'm a political refugee, motherfucker!

251
00:24:04,548 --> 00:24:06,923
No, it's not going well, is it? You're not going to me
play it every day, your sketch, the bitch!

252
00:24:07,131 --> 00:24:08,881
- Do you want that one?
- Hello, the innkeeper!

253
00:24:09,089 --> 00:24:11,623
What are you excited about?
Are you hitting a female?

254
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,221
No, but are you okay?

255
00:24:13,256 --> 00:24:15,881
But what do they want from me,
the two showmen there, eh?

256
00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:17,714
It's not a lousy meeting here! Get out!

257
00:24:17,881 --> 00:24:22,648
I am Godfrey de Montmirail, count
d'Apremont and Papincourt and I have the right
of life or death on my land.

258
00:24:22,964 --> 00:24:24,589
Mr. Vautrot, help! I'm being attacked!

259
00:24:26,964 --> 00:24:30,814
Solange, call the cops!
There's the tramp who's still annoying Roger!

260
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,098
Assassins!

261
00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,023
Come on, my bastard, they're shooting us like rabbits!

262
00:24:36,631 --> 00:24:38,214
Taïaut, Messire, taïaut!

263
00:24:38,548 --> 00:24:40,298
On your knees, you biker! Hands on your head!

264
00:24:40,589 --> 00:24:42,798
Montjoie, Saint Denis!

265
00:24:47,506 --> 00:24:50,598
Jacquouille! My Jacquouille! Jacquouille!

266
00:24:51,798 --> 00:24:53,089
Jacquouille!

267
00:24:56,381 --> 00:24:58,298
Hey, wait, butterfly!

268
00:24:58,806 --> 00:25:00,098
Taïaut! Taïaut!

269
00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:08,048
Montjoie! ... Montjoie!

270
00:25:27,048 --> 00:25:29,064
Asylum! ... Asylum!

271
00:25:31,339 --> 00:25:34,014
Father, I beg for asylum!

272
00:25:34,698 --> 00:25:38,598
- Mi!
- Mi, my little cat.
- Mi. Mi.
- Yes. There you go. There !

273
00:25:40,189 --> 00:25:42,839
Okay, come on, continue without me,
my kitten, mom is busy.

274
00:25:46,006 --> 00:25:48,089
Hello, Madam Countess?
It’s Father Hervé.

275
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:49,346
Hello, Father?

276
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,756
Yes, hello, there you go, there you go.
I was disturbed during my mass

277
00:25:52,964 --> 00:25:56,339
by a madman who was...
dressed very eccentrically.

278
00:25:56,548 --> 00:26:01,422
He says he is the Count of Montmirail
of... patati patata. Frankly,

279
00:26:01,631 --> 00:26:03,381
he looks uh... weird.

280
00:26:03,672 --> 00:26:06,756
The Count of Montmirail?
But he died in 81, he was dad.

281
00:26:06,964 --> 00:26:11,547
I know very well, Béatrice, it was I who buried him.
No, no, no, this one, he says we
nicknamed the Bold.

282
00:26:11,756 --> 00:26:14,214
Moreover, on his tunic,
he bears the arms of your family.

283
00:26:14,422 --> 00:26:16,006
Godfrey the Bold? But that's absurd.

284
00:26:16,464 --> 00:26:18,089
Run quickly!

285
00:26:18,297 --> 00:26:20,547
It doesn't look comfortable.

286
00:26:21,006 --> 00:26:22,221
<i>Hello?</i>

287
00:26:22,256 --> 00:26:23,672
<i>Hello? Father Hervé?</i>

288
00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:26,772
<i>What's going on? Hello ? Hello?</i>

289
00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:31,547
What is this?

290
00:26:32,089 --> 00:26:34,856
That's the telecoms calendar.

291
00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:45,881
Come quickly. He is completely prostrate.
He saw the calendar with today's date
and it was like an electric shock.

292
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,422
He says he was born in 1076.

293
00:26:48,922 --> 00:26:50,256
It's crazy!

294
00:26:53,797 --> 00:26:55,339
My bride!

295
00:26:57,172 --> 00:26:58,672
My bride!

296
00:27:00,006 --> 00:27:01,339
You here !

297
00:27:01,797 --> 00:27:03,981
- Frénégonde!
- No but…
- My beautiful Frénégonde!
- No but...

298
00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:09,497
Let me go! But… No but… Wait!
You're suffocating me! You're really hurting me.
But calm down! But, you brute!

299
00:27:09,714 --> 00:27:13,031
- My darling, it's me!
- But wait, I don't know you!
- Frénégonde.

300
00:27:13,756 --> 00:27:15,131
Listen, sir!

301
00:27:15,339 --> 00:27:18,089
- Madam Countess does not know you!
- Yes!
- It's just a mistake.

302
00:27:18,381 --> 00:27:19,797
Enough, Abbot.

303
00:27:21,464 --> 00:27:23,464
I don't dare to understand.

304
00:27:26,089 --> 00:27:28,047
This kind lady is not my friend,

305
00:27:28,256 --> 00:27:30,297
but my descendants.

306
00:27:36,131 --> 00:27:37,631
A thousand years separate us!

307
00:27:37,672 --> 00:27:41,381
Yes. Certainly. Listen, I'm going to run away
because I don't know Mr.

308
00:27:42,089 --> 00:27:44,089
I am from the time of Louis Vl the Fat.
You have to help me.

309
00:27:44,297 --> 00:27:45,714
I need to call for help.

310
00:27:45,922 --> 00:27:50,572
No, Sir is very kind,
He's going to leave us alone, right?
If you want, I can help you out with fifty bucks.

311
00:27:50,714 --> 00:27:54,006
I have to go back to my time.
Do you know a great enchanter?

312
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:57,464
Ah no, a great enchanter, no,
but I know the enchanted river.

313
00:27:58,006 --> 00:27:59,839
Oh yes ? And where is this river?

314
00:28:00,372 --> 00:28:02,789
Don't move, we'll take care of you.

315
00:28:12,047 --> 00:28:13,881
Thank you, my sweet.

316
00:28:15,105 --> 00:28:16,105
It's a miracle.

317
00:28:16,422 --> 00:28:18,214
You have to call the police.

318
00:28:20,922 --> 00:28:23,089
- Not very Christian.
- But yes, it’s Christian!

319
00:28:26,464 --> 00:28:27,797
Ugh, that’s ugly!

320
00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:32,081
But it's EDF.
That's what makes TVs work.
Here, drink this, little one, it will cheer you up.

321
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,047
Thanks, bitch. You are an ugly person,
but you are very good!

322
00:28:37,256 --> 00:28:38,672
You haven't seen your nose, eh!

323
00:28:39,589 --> 00:28:42,214
When you blow your nose, you don't feel
to shake hands with a friend?

324
00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:44,922
It’s easy to drink, this vinasse,
although a little light.

325
00:28:45,131 --> 00:28:46,881
The stillage is called returns.

326
00:28:51,422 --> 00:28:55,214
Well, I mean, you're quite disgusting, you!
Do you eat the cellophane with it? !

327
00:28:57,839 --> 00:29:00,131
I had heard that the enchanter was senile!

328
00:29:00,422 --> 00:29:02,172
If I manage to escape, I'll skin him alive!

329
00:29:02,422 --> 00:29:03,797
But don't be shy.

330
00:29:05,214 --> 00:29:06,922
It's every day that we make each other
thrown away by these rotten people, eh.

331
00:29:07,256 --> 00:29:08,756
Isn't your friend a former wrestler?

332
00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:10,256
I think I saw it on TV.

333
00:29:10,839 --> 00:29:13,297
I too wanted to be a singer.

334
00:29:13,589 --> 00:29:15,672
But in show biz, they're all motherfuckers.

335
00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:18,971
My lord is a proud warrior.

336
00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:21,964
He is Grand Captain of our good King,
It’s the Count of Montmirail!

337
00:29:22,289 --> 00:29:25,089
From Montmirail? Like the bigot
what is married to the dentist?

338
00:29:25,256 --> 00:29:27,047
Oh no but!
He couldn't marry her!

339
00:29:27,255 --> 00:29:28,880
That's why we're in this mess!

340
00:29:29,089 --> 00:29:30,589
She didn't marry him!?

341
00:29:31,172 --> 00:29:33,714
Oh damn, that one is swollen, eh!

342
00:29:33,922 --> 00:29:36,297
She's making us all happy
every year at the priest's rummage sale.

343
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,255
She's a real slut.

344
00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:43,879
- Come on, guys, come down.
- Thanks guys for coming so quickly.

345
00:29:43,922 --> 00:29:46,505
Quartermaster Gibon.
My respects, Madam Countess.

346
00:29:46,714 --> 00:29:48,380
I brought the CRS to the rescue.

347
00:29:48,589 --> 00:29:49,970
So where is the rapist?

348
00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:52,214
Me, your squad is impressive, huh!

349
00:29:52,422 --> 00:29:55,339
Even if the man is a little aggressive,
he's just a poor, hungry guy.

350
00:29:55,547 --> 00:29:56,964
This is just in case.

351
00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:58,314
Let me introduce you to Doctor Beauvin.

352
00:29:59,238 --> 00:30:02,329
- Madam.
- We will first try to talk with him, size up the beast.

353
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:05,464
Come on, Bauvin, let’s go.

354
00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:08,339
Good luck !

355
00:30:15,589 --> 00:30:17,089
Where is my grandchild?

356
00:30:17,297 --> 00:30:19,630
Okay, that's enough.
Papers, residence permit!

357
00:30:19,797 --> 00:30:23,689
A little psychology, Maréchal.
Hello, old man.
Are you from the region?

358
00:30:24,414 --> 00:30:26,880
Prostrate yourself before the Count of Montmirail
if you want him to be magnanimous.

359
00:30:27,130 --> 00:30:29,464
What is this outfit?
Do you put on a show?

360
00:30:29,672 --> 00:30:31,005
Is it for television?

361
00:30:32,422 --> 00:30:34,880
Hidden camera?
Surprise on Take?

362
00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:37,797
Where are my descendants?
Answer or I'll beat you!

363
00:30:38,005 --> 00:30:45,047
Ah, I, Maréchal, think he's a crook.
My old man, we're going to give you a little injection that will
relieve you, eh. You're going to give us your arm...

364
00:30:52,714 --> 00:30:59,614
Quick, quick, Commander!
Get your guys involved!
He's a madman! He took the intern hostage!

365
00:31:15,630 --> 00:31:18,380
Thank you for coming.

366
00:31:18,797 --> 00:31:20,255
Bye.

367
00:31:24,714 --> 00:31:26,026
Montjoie!

368
00:31:26,061 --> 00:31:27,339
Saint Denis!

369
00:31:30,005 --> 00:31:33,364
God wants it!
What if I weaken!

370
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,339
Sir, I have a terrible doubt.
I wonder if in the end,
this romanichel is not from my family.

371
00:31:44,855 --> 00:31:47,672
- Pardon ?
- He just shouted “Montjoie”, which is
the war cry of the French knights.

372
00:31:49,797 --> 00:31:55,297
He also just shouted “What if I weaken”,
and that is the motto of Godfrey the Bold,
First things first is our family motto.

373
00:31:55,505 --> 00:31:57,005
You could have had this terrible doubt sooner!

374
00:31:58,047 --> 00:31:59,505
Has he calmed down?

375
00:31:59,805 --> 00:32:02,714
Okay, well, hold it, hold it tight.
I'm going to put him to sleep.

376
00:32:11,255 --> 00:32:14,089
No. No, no. I must have been wrong, I don't know him.

377
00:32:14,755 --> 00:32:17,255
But no, no, it can't hurt.
I killed the nerve.

378
00:32:17,505 --> 00:32:18,797
Jean-Pierre, come for two seconds.

379
00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:20,297
Excuse me, Madam.

380
00:32:20,422 --> 00:32:21,839
Excuse me, Madame Pelissier.

381
00:32:23,255 --> 00:32:25,339
Do you remember my cousin Hubert?

382
00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:27,422
- No.
- But yes, Aunt Marthe's son, Saint-Cyrien.

383
00:32:27,714 --> 00:32:29,714
The one who was a rally driver?
I didn't know him.

384
00:32:29,922 --> 00:32:33,047
Obviously, he disappeared just before our
marriage in Borneo, during the Gauloises Raid.

385
00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:35,089
- Well, I think he's alive.
- What !?

386
00:32:35,297 --> 00:32:40,005
Completely crazy, there's every chance
so that this big guy that I sent to the hospital
or cousin Hubert, he has changed a lot, but he has come back.

387
00:32:40,214 --> 00:32:41,589
You thought he was a tramp earlier.

388
00:32:41,797 --> 00:32:46,339
But the more I think about it, the more I find that he has an air
family, this guy. He has a sensual, broad complexion,
the broad forehead of all the men in the family.

389
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:51,755
No, but it's crazy. You see a tramp
for two minutes who has a big problem
drunk and suddenly he's a sensual cousin of the family.

390
00:32:51,964 --> 00:32:53,547
But a cousin who carries our weapons, Jean-Pierre.

391
00:32:53,755 --> 00:32:55,255
Come see, instead of talking nonsense.

392
00:32:58,505 --> 00:33:00,172
No but... Look...
It's in the Montmirail book.

393
00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:03,088
So, here is the first count,
Godfrey the Bold.

394
00:33:03,338 --> 00:33:05,088
He still has the same nose, the same forehead, right?

395
00:33:05,338 --> 00:33:08,380
But here you show me an engraving from 900 years ago.
I don't see the connection with your cousin Hubert!

396
00:33:08,588 --> 00:33:11,630
I'm going to call the castle, we'll see cousin
Hubert in Saint-Cyrien at 19

397
00:33:11,797 --> 00:33:13,797
on the last family painting
for which we all posed
when I was a granddaughter.

398
00:33:14,047 --> 00:33:16,047
Well, that’s going to make the schmilblick move forward.

399
00:33:23,505 --> 00:33:24,720
Hello ?

400
00:33:24,755 --> 00:33:26,880
Mr. Jacquart, please,
for Béatrice Goulard de Montmirail.

401
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,422
Hello, Madam Countess.
It's Frédéric on the phone.

402
00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:31,213
Ah, hello Fred. Is Jacques-Henri around?

403
00:33:31,422 --> 00:33:37,130
- I'll pass it on to you. I warn you, he is in the process
to have your boiler repaired. He's on edge.
- Well.
- Jacques-Henri?

404
00:33:38,088 --> 00:33:40,297
You didn't have to shoot
so violently this controller!

405
00:33:40,505 --> 00:33:42,963
- It was you who asked me.
- Oh, please be quiet, Jean-François.

406
00:33:43,172 --> 00:33:45,297
Look at this jacket that was
lovely, it looks like a burnt rag.

407
00:33:45,705 --> 00:33:48,755
- Jacques-Henri!
- But what, what's the matter? !

408
00:33:48,963 --> 00:33:50,262
Beatrice de Montmirail.

409
00:33:50,297 --> 00:33:52,213
Oh, she breaks my balls, that one!

410
00:33:52,237 --> 00:33:53,962
Jacquard. Jacquard?

411
00:33:53,963 --> 00:33:55,178
Yes ?

412
00:33:55,213 --> 00:33:56,588
What's going on?
A heating problem?

413
00:33:56,797 --> 00:34:00,172
Yes, the burner is ruined. Jean-François
stupidly unpinned the lever.

414
00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,762
There was a violent return of diesel,

415
00:34:01,797 --> 00:34:04,630
and I almost got disfigured.
And I won't tell you the state of my jacket.

416
00:34:04,838 --> 00:34:07,005
My God, I'm not supported.

417
00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:09,588
Well, no one died.

418
00:34:09,623 --> 00:34:10,845
So much the better, so much the better. What a bowl!

419
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,151
<i>I have a little problem too.</i>

420
00:34:12,186 --> 00:34:13,422
Can I ask you

421
00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:18,155
<i>a little favor? You are going to go up to the gallery</i>
Diane de Poitiers, there is the last family painting
that we did when I was a granddaughter.

422
00:34:18,630 --> 00:34:20,838
<i>I need a photo of St Cyrien</i>

423
00:34:21,047 --> 00:34:24,672
which is in the 2nd plan.
He has a kepi with a white plume.
Do you have a Pola?

424
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:29,088
- A what?
- A Polaroid, Jacques!
Ours is broken. The children threw them in the toilets.

425
00:34:29,297 --> 00:34:33,005
No, we don’t have a “Pola”, no.
And then my name is Jacques-Henri not Jacques.

426
00:34:33,213 --> 00:34:37,297
<i>No, but understand me, Jacquard!
My cousin is blocked</i>

427
00:34:37,505 --> 00:34:40,047
among madmen by mistake.
<i>- Well, listen, that, if your cousin
is crazy, there’s nothing we can do!</i>

428
00:34:40,255 --> 00:34:45,380
Good. Here, everyone is overwhelmed.
I have a seminar all weekend
of the Bernay and Bernay bank, with Edgard Bernay in person.

429
00:34:45,588 --> 00:34:48,380
There is no more hot water and we are going to wash
in cold water throughout the weekend.

430
00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:51,797
So even if I had a “Pola”,
I would have no desire to take your photos.

431
00:34:52,022 --> 00:34:55,963
<i>Very good.</i> OK. I'll leave you alone.
I'll manage on my own. Ciao ao.

432
00:34:57,588 --> 00:34:59,172
Did you see how I blew her nose? Hmm.

433
00:35:00,896 --> 00:35:01,996
- Ah, sir!
- Yes ?

434
00:35:02,338 --> 00:35:05,672
It is terribly humid in the rooms.
President Bernay can't stop sneezing.

435
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,755
He wanted to take a shower, to
relax, after the debate on sponsorship

436
00:35:08,963 --> 00:35:10,588
and wash your hair.

437
00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:11,595
The water was frozen.

438
00:35:11,630 --> 00:35:13,005
It can't rinse the foam!

439
00:35:13,172 --> 00:35:17,630
If you can't find a solution
to restore hot water,
Well, we're going to shorten the seminar.

440
00:35:18,963 --> 00:35:24,438
- I found this old Instamatic, does it still work?
- Bea, I'm emptying Madame Pelissier's molar!
Yes, it will work out.

441
00:35:25,338 --> 00:35:27,297
It's there, at Montmirail's, my asshole.

442
00:35:33,088 --> 00:35:34,713
Very sweet, what!

443
00:35:37,422 --> 00:35:41,172
We're going to get argued!
But stop, hey!
They're going to call the chickens for nighttime noise!

444
00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:43,422
There's a doorbell!

445
00:35:47,838 --> 00:35:50,547
Hey easy hey, you want us to get thrown out?

446
00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:56,463
- Hello !
- Yes, yes, yes!

447
00:35:59,838 --> 00:36:02,255
But...Jacquard?
What is this outfit?

448
00:36:02,588 --> 00:36:06,672
'Sorry to chime unintentionally
at your home, Madam Countess...

449
00:36:06,922 --> 00:36:12,338
- Lady Frénégonde!
- But Jacquard, but let go of me,
but you are crazy! ...But listen...

450
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,297
- She's my Mistress!
- What ?

451
00:36:15,755 --> 00:36:17,012
Jean-Pierre!

452
00:36:17,047 --> 00:36:19,797
Come right away.
Jacquard also takes me for
a so-called Frénégonde!

453
00:36:20,005 --> 00:36:25,530
What ? Did you sleep with him? Don't be afraid,
Madame la Comtesse, eh, he has a funny
look but it's a friend at Montmirail who is a stuntman.

454
00:36:25,730 --> 00:36:30,546
A stuntman from Montmirail?
You are undoubtedly talking about Hubert,
the rally driver, I suppose?

455
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,446
Stuntman, wrestler, rally driver,
It’s crazy-loving donkey!

456
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,755
But then, who are you?

457
00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:39,755
Jacquouille la Fripouille, your humble servant!
Do you recognize me?

458
00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:42,796
Ah, no, I don't recognize you.
Are you a friend of Hubert's?

459
00:36:43,005 --> 00:36:45,171
Hubert de Montmirail,
the big handsome guy there,

460
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:46,880
what is always ready to be of service?

461
00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:51,688
- Like you, Madam Countess!
And who rides horses, like ''Keouïn Coster''!
- Pardon ?

462
00:36:52,046 --> 00:36:55,530
I have lost all trace of Messire le Comte
by my great cowardice at the inn.

463
00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:57,261
They had a fight at Courtepaille

464
00:36:57,296 --> 00:37:02,171
because of that bastard Rémy Vautrot!
- I deserve the whip, your lordship, yes, yes!

465
00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:05,588
Bea, what is it?

466
00:37:07,171 --> 00:37:09,838
- Who is this poor guy? It looks like Jacquard!
- Do you know me?
- What does he say?

467
00:37:10,171 --> 00:37:11,317
A very damaged Jacquard!

468
00:37:11,352 --> 00:37:12,345
I'm losing my Latin!

469
00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:13,338
Mister Goulard...

470
00:37:13,373 --> 00:37:14,689
Yes, that's it, hello, yes.

471
00:37:14,724 --> 00:37:21,070
Monsieur says he is a friend of cousin Hubert.
Madam confirms.
- Yeah, yeah.
And Hubert would have become a stuntman... and a wrestler.

472
00:37:21,296 --> 00:37:24,130
Oh, what abject teeth!
Show that.

473
00:37:27,046 --> 00:37:28,421
I'm not a mule!
A thousand distaffs!

474
00:37:28,630 --> 00:37:36,038
That bastard bit me! I'm going to give myself an injection
anti-tetanus because given the state of his teeth,
sepsis is not far away! In any case, it's not Jacquard,
I confirm it, I did all his bridges!

475
00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:43,371
How are you ! It's clear, Jean-Pierre, this guy is proof
that cousin Hubert is alive. We are in complete error
judicial. I absolutely have to get my cousin out of the hospital.

476
00:37:43,796 --> 00:37:45,213
Did you screw the Countess?

477
00:37:46,713 --> 00:37:47,803
Bitch!

478
00:37:47,838 --> 00:37:51,505
Anyway, I'm not taking the tramp.
My car is not Noah's ark!

479
00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:56,713
Open your window, because, really, there,
Monsieur's smell is unbearable.

480
00:37:58,421 --> 00:38:00,005
It is very, very green.

481
00:38:01,671 --> 00:38:03,588
But stop, Jean-Pierre. He's going to vomit!

482
00:38:03,796 --> 00:38:05,108
But I can't stop in the middle of a turn!

483
00:38:05,143 --> 00:38:06,421
Try to hold back, old man!

484
00:38:08,796 --> 00:38:10,296
See ! He's vomiting!

485
00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:17,296
Oh, he threw it all over me!

486
00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:20,205
- Oh, the disgusting one,
He spilled all over my shoes!
- Good.

487
00:38:21,005 --> 00:38:24,171
Your cousin is very violent!
Later, at the presbytery,
he practically crushed my purse!

488
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,880
Soft purse! Soft purse!

489
00:38:27,088 --> 00:38:30,045
- How ?
- He's a brave man! He saved our
Good King at the Battle of Montlhéry!

490
00:38:30,296 --> 00:38:34,488
- What are you saying?
- Still, my little girl!
You had sadly abandoned me!

491
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,755
They drugged me with balls
roses that forced me to sleep.

492
00:38:38,921 --> 00:38:40,463
My Master! My dear Master!

493
00:38:40,671 --> 00:38:43,463
But why did they tie you up with ties?
Is this a ransom demand?

494
00:38:43,713 --> 00:38:45,046
Silence, marauder!
I'm talking!

495
00:38:45,255 --> 00:38:50,621
What he calls pink balls is Dragonal.
I gave it to him in high doses,
he barely dozed for 2 hours!

496
00:38:50,685 --> 00:38:51,636
He's a tough guy!

497
00:38:51,671 --> 00:38:54,588
You, the apothecary, I order you
to let me go immediately!

498
00:38:54,796 --> 00:38:56,296
For a moment, we think about it.

499
00:38:57,171 --> 00:39:01,938
- I am neither sick nor foldingo!
I just come from very, very far away.
- Yes.

500
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,671
He thinks no one understands
neither who he is nor where he comes from.

501
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,421
Delusion of persecution.

502
00:39:07,630 --> 00:39:11,338
But not at all, it's true!
He comes from Borneo, he had
an accident during the Raid Gauloises.

503
00:39:11,546 --> 00:39:13,255
Isn't it
cousin Hubert?

504
00:39:13,505 --> 00:39:14,511
Cousin Hubert?

505
00:39:14,546 --> 00:39:16,421
But yes! Hubert de Montmirail!

506
00:39:16,713 --> 00:39:19,296
It's crazy, he has exactly
the same as my dad.

507
00:39:20,588 --> 00:39:21,880
Do you still remember your name?

508
00:39:22,671 --> 00:39:25,046
He doesn't remember anything.
He has complete amnesia.

509
00:39:25,255 --> 00:39:27,046
He doesn't even know who Michel Drucker is!

510
00:39:27,338 --> 00:39:29,046
Amnesiac? But poor guy!

511
00:39:40,838 --> 00:39:42,963
The only scraps of memories
who remain are two,

512
00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:46,171
three uninteresting things about the program
history of the CM1 class.

513
00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:48,463
This is classic among amnesiacs.

514
00:39:48,671 --> 00:39:52,713
He speaks sabir, half Latin,
half old French.

515
00:39:53,213 --> 00:39:55,629
Verbal logorrhea, no doubt.

516
00:39:55,838 --> 00:39:57,219
Yes, well, let it go, let it go!

517
00:39:57,254 --> 00:39:59,463
- There's no point fiddling with amnesiacs!
- It's okay, right?

518
00:40:00,421 --> 00:40:01,761
Doctor, release him.

519
00:40:01,796 --> 00:40:04,588
Okay, well I'm letting it out because
your husband is a doctor

520
00:40:04,796 --> 00:40:07,338
and he was kind enough to sign me
a release of liability.

521
00:40:07,921 --> 00:40:12,846
- And Monsieur is from your family, too?
- Oh no, not at all.
He's an old friend of Hubert's.

522
00:40:13,129 --> 00:40:14,463
I belong to the Count
since I was two years old!

523
00:40:15,629 --> 00:40:16,761
Messire wants some soup?

524
00:40:16,796 --> 00:40:20,213
He looks in good shape, too.
Is he a peasant? We don't understand it.

525
00:40:20,421 --> 00:40:22,088
Yes, yes, yes, definitely.
Come on, my cousin.

526
00:40:25,463 --> 00:40:29,588
No but, wait, eh!
If, if, if you take him, you
take his cast-off clothes with, uh!

527
00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:32,254
Because it smells like a goat here!
It's, it's an infection!

528
00:40:37,546 --> 00:40:43,188
- Here, old man. It's Dragonal.
If he becomes aggressive again, give him 5 tablets.
- Thank you, old man, thank you.

529
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:48,421
And there you have it, two more weirdos in the wild!

530
00:40:49,129 --> 00:40:52,379
Okay, sit there.
You take care of him.
I'm going to get the car.

531
00:40:56,421 --> 00:41:00,746
- Lady Frénégonde is strange.
- It's not Lady Frénégonde.
This is my descendant.

532
00:41:01,004 --> 00:41:04,379
She's my little-little-little-little-little-girl.

533
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:07,046
Your little-little-little-little-little-girl?

534
00:41:07,921 --> 00:41:09,588
What terror!

535
00:41:09,796 --> 00:41:13,129
Ah, my Fripouille, we are almost a thousand years old.
It's hell.

536
00:41:16,129 --> 00:41:21,129
We must return to search the castle's dungeons.
Enguerrand swore to wall himself in
the enchanter with his cursed grimoire.

537
00:41:21,338 --> 00:41:24,796
With this grimoire, we can perhaps
redo the potion that will allow us
to go back through time.

538
00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:28,463
Oh ! Are we going to drink this again? Oh, ugh!

539
00:41:29,129 --> 00:41:30,546
You don't want to stay in
such a miserable time.

540
00:41:32,671 --> 00:41:34,004
Oh no!

541
00:41:40,046 --> 00:41:41,463
Does that suit you, cousin Hubert?
Isn't that too fast?

542
00:41:41,671 --> 00:41:42,963
You're not going to be sick?

543
00:41:43,171 --> 00:41:46,804
Open your eyes, Sir Godfrey.
You will get used to it quickly.

544
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:48,879
Why does he call him Godfrey?
Isn't that your cousin Hubert?

545
00:41:49,129 --> 00:41:56,279
- Finally, Jean-Pierre, he has amnesia! He calls her
Godfrey as he would call Henri, or Suzanne!
- I don't understand. But who has amnesia?
Your cousin Hubert or the other skunk there?

546
00:41:57,338 --> 00:41:58,761
Both, Jean-Pierre!

547
00:41:58,796 --> 00:42:00,504
Be a little more tolerant
with sick people!

548
00:42:07,879 --> 00:42:11,671
Oh, his feet stink! It's an infection!
We can't stay inside for another minute!

549
00:42:11,838 --> 00:42:14,546
Please.
I didn't feel anything special.

550
00:42:19,296 --> 00:42:21,046
Good evening Hilda, have the children been good?

551
00:42:21,254 --> 00:42:22,963
- Ah yes, very wise.
- Okay! Perfect. See you tomorrow.

552
00:42:23,213 --> 00:42:25,963
What infamy!
Where have nature and forests gone?

553
00:42:26,171 --> 00:42:30,379
Everything is ugly. There is no longer a single
wild hectare for hunting!

554
00:42:30,671 --> 00:42:33,129
The air is suffocating.
It sucks!

555
00:42:33,646 --> 00:42:36,879
Don't complain.
If you saw what they did to
They didn't miss the Villerville ring road!

556
00:42:38,171 --> 00:42:41,013
- Good evening, Mr. Jean-Pierre.
- Good evening. Ah, yes, hold on.

557
00:42:41,129 --> 00:42:43,296
But, it smells weird in here.

558
00:42:44,879 --> 00:42:46,296
It smells like feet, right?

559
00:42:46,338 --> 00:42:47,546
Yes, eh. It's possible.

560
00:42:47,581 --> 00:42:48,879
Good evening Hilda, see you tomorrow.

561
00:42:51,588 --> 00:42:58,329
- Why aren't we at the castle?
- Cousin Hubert, it’s been a long time since we lived
no longer the castle, unfortunately.
- So much the better ! This big unheatable hut, thank you!

562
00:42:58,588 --> 00:43:00,713
In any case, my cousin, you are here...at home.

563
00:43:00,921 --> 00:43:02,254
It is a great necessity
that I go to the castle.

564
00:43:02,463 --> 00:43:03,719
Oh yes. Oh yes !

565
00:43:03,754 --> 00:43:05,838
Well, we'll go tomorrow, that's for us
will make for a good stroll!

566
00:43:06,046 --> 00:43:08,004
Yes, well you will go without me,
I have a morning

567
00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:09,879
super loaded.
Come on, to the table!

568
00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:12,296
Yes, soup.
The good soup!

569
00:43:12,588 --> 00:43:15,796
Yes, Sir... Jacques Ouille. It's coming.

570
00:43:20,429 --> 00:43:22,504
He loves soup, I think!

571
00:43:25,546 --> 00:43:28,462
How do you manage to live
in such pitiful accommodation?

572
00:43:28,671 --> 00:43:32,921
- It's a lord's town!
- Cousin, please. It's a small
unpretentious shack, okay,

573
00:43:33,129 --> 00:43:35,212
but it is very well designed,
we had wonderful evenings.

574
00:43:35,837 --> 00:43:40,962
Yes, you are bloated. We accommodate you,
even though it doesn't suit us very much
right now, so... take it easy, Hubert!

575
00:43:41,171 --> 00:43:42,462
Oh ! Are you cousin Hubert?

576
00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:45,046
Ah! Noble cousin Hubert!

577
00:43:45,254 --> 00:43:47,004
But what's wrong with him?
He calls me cousin Hubert now!

578
00:43:47,212 --> 00:43:49,421
It seems even more siphoned to me than the other.

579
00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:52,046
Listen, marauder...

580
00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:53,587
I'm cousin Hubert!

581
00:43:53,796 --> 00:43:55,296
You, Sir!?

582
00:43:55,462 --> 00:43:59,421
I don't want to go back to the foldingos.
Nor you with me. SO ...

583
00:43:59,629 --> 00:44:02,504
Call me cousin Hubert and never again Messire.
Did you understand?

584
00:44:02,796 --> 00:44:05,129
- Yes, Sir.
- Moron!

585
00:44:05,579 --> 00:44:09,029
Hello... Don't hit him!
Otherwise, I'll give you little pink balls.

586
00:44:11,462 --> 00:44:13,462
Oh ! Good hams, Sir!

587
00:44:13,671 --> 00:44:17,712
- Why does this idiot call him Sir?
- I don't know, Jean-Pierre. I don't know!

588
00:44:18,754 --> 00:44:20,879
Mr. Ouille, that’s for tomorrow!

589
00:44:21,087 --> 00:44:25,337
This evening we prepared cold roast beef,
I'm going to add a small omelette salad,
a Minute Soup for you,

590
00:44:25,546 --> 00:44:28,004
and if you die of hunger,
I'm going to add a background
zucchini gratin.

591
00:44:28,212 --> 00:44:30,004
Afterwards, everyone takes
a good shower and off to bed!

592
00:44:30,212 --> 00:44:33,337
Wouldn't we rather start with
the shower, my darling? Because
with what our friends have endured,

593
00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,004
they probably dream of cleaning up.
- Yes.

594
00:44:35,212 --> 00:44:36,712
Where are your people?

595
00:44:37,171 --> 00:44:39,671
Come over here to wash your hands.

596
00:45:25,504 --> 00:45:27,046
- Bea! Come see!
- What is it?

597
00:45:27,254 --> 00:45:28,587
Come see!

598
00:45:28,622 --> 00:45:29,921
But what?

599
00:45:31,837 --> 00:45:34,087
Me, my cousin!
What are you doing? !

600
00:45:34,379 --> 00:45:36,171
You really don't have amnesia at that point?

601
00:45:36,462 --> 00:45:39,579
They're not amnesiacs,
It’s two gougnafiers, yes!
They're splashing in the toilet bowl!

602
00:45:41,546 --> 00:45:43,671
There's water there, soap...

603
00:45:43,962 --> 00:45:47,587
Hot water, cold water. OK?

604
00:45:47,796 --> 00:45:49,462
Thank you, kind lady.

605
00:45:50,879 --> 00:45:52,462
A nice lady!

606
00:45:54,171 --> 00:45:56,171
Sir Godfrey...

607
00:45:58,004 --> 00:46:01,546
Cousin Hubert!
Lady Frénégonde, is she a thousand years old too?

608
00:46:01,837 --> 00:46:06,046
She's not Lady Frénégonde.
It’s Lady Beatrice!

609
00:46:06,254 --> 00:46:08,254
Do I have to repeat it endlessly?

610
00:46:09,296 --> 00:46:10,712
Lady Beatrice?

611
00:46:11,212 --> 00:46:13,837
Ah! The descendant!

612
00:46:18,129 --> 00:46:22,246
- Jean-Pierre, set the table!
The omelette is burning.
- Oh ! The beautiful plates or the ordinary service?

613
00:46:22,671 --> 00:46:25,562
- Jean-Pierre, put mom on duty!
- Ridiculous !

614
00:46:27,712 --> 00:46:29,296
Here, help me, you two.

615
00:46:36,587 --> 00:46:38,504
Ah! Here! You are completely stupid!
Look what you did!

616
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:41,962
Bea! They're idiots!
They can't set the table!

617
00:46:45,046 --> 00:46:46,261
Hello, yes!

618
00:46:46,296 --> 00:46:49,212
- Yes, no, but don't scream, it's Jacquard.
Hey, I'm not deaf.
- Here.

619
00:46:49,421 --> 00:46:52,546
Yes... Excuse me Jacques-Henri, but...
Bea's family is there.

620
00:46:52,754 --> 00:46:54,379
And it’s no cakewalk!

621
00:46:54,587 --> 00:46:57,212
Sorry to disturb you family, but...
I am with President Bernay.

622
00:46:57,420 --> 00:46:59,629
Like the youngest brother of the Bernay and Bernay bank.

623
00:46:59,795 --> 00:47:01,004
A delicious man.

624
00:47:01,529 --> 00:47:04,254
And only that, he currently has
a dental abscess that suppurates
and deforms his jaw.

625
00:47:04,504 --> 00:47:08,420
Due to the humidity of the hotel...or to your
famous red fruit sorbet!

626
00:47:09,254 --> 00:47:10,920
But look at this boufigue,
he has a fever of at least 40.

627
00:47:18,712 --> 00:47:22,754
Listen, I'll see your friend Bernard tomorrow at 8 o'clock.

628
00:47:23,004 --> 00:47:25,087
Bernay, it’s, it’s, it’s Bernay, not Bernard!

629
00:47:27,629 --> 00:47:29,094
Ah, my dear friend...

630
00:47:29,129 --> 00:47:31,295
Your skin is as soft as
rose petal, my pretty Béatrice.

631
00:47:33,545 --> 00:47:34,879
Hubert!

632
00:47:39,670 --> 00:47:41,295
What excitement to be able to touch

633
00:47:41,504 --> 00:47:44,712
and fuck his grandchild!
- What is he excited about? Who does he want to fuck? !

634
00:47:45,136 --> 00:47:47,136
Pardon ? Hello. Hello !

635
00:47:49,962 --> 00:47:52,545
Jean-Pierre, you’re doing great!
You have to put all this hay in the trash.

636
00:47:53,254 --> 00:47:55,337
No but, what are you
did you both make?

637
00:47:55,545 --> 00:47:58,504
- You know him very, very, very well, in fact!
- No way !
- A thousand apologies.

638
00:48:13,045 --> 00:48:14,545
<i>Hello?</i>

639
00:48:15,629 --> 00:48:19,504
<i>Hello?</i>

640
00:48:19,670 --> 00:48:20,587
<i>Hello!</i>

641
00:48:20,670 --> 00:48:24,920
<i>No but, he will receive it,
believe me,</i>no but, because it
cannot remain in this state. ... Hello !

642
00:48:25,504 --> 00:48:26,795
What the hell is he doing?
Shit !

643
00:48:26,830 --> 00:48:28,052
Shit !

644
00:48:28,087 --> 00:48:30,920
Hello, Jean-Pierre? Is it Jean-Pierre?

645
00:48:31,170 --> 00:48:32,629
Hello ?

646
00:48:35,053 --> 00:48:36,653
But what is this binz?

647
00:48:37,837 --> 00:48:39,254
Hey, you were in love
when you were young?

648
00:48:39,289 --> 00:48:41,629
No way ! We don't have at all
the same age, let me tell you!

649
00:48:41,837 --> 00:48:43,879
Come on, come on.
You flirted.
You don't dare tell me.

650
00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:48,129
But, Jean-Pierre, control yourself!
If you're stupid enough to imagine
disgusting stuff!

651
00:48:48,337 --> 00:48:50,962
- Is that my castle on this illumination?
- It's a castle, yes.

652
00:48:51,170 --> 00:48:57,420
Where is my dungeon?
Where are my hoards and my drawbridge?
And my forgetfulness? Are they still intact?

653
00:48:57,712 --> 00:49:00,004
Oh, it doesn't get any better.
He doesn't even recognize
your castle now!

654
00:49:00,212 --> 00:49:03,004
But, Hub! The castle is
like that since the Directory!

655
00:49:03,528 --> 00:49:05,028
- The what?
- Oh, the cow!

656
00:49:05,587 --> 00:49:08,337
I must find my forgotten places!
Let's go!

657
00:49:09,045 --> 00:49:11,462
No but, wait!
You're hysterical, Hub!

658
00:49:11,670 --> 00:49:14,587
We will go to the castle tomorrow morning.
As for the oublis - it's a legend.

659
00:49:14,795 --> 00:49:18,587
Dad always claimed that an underground
left from the Bold's room, but with
my cousins, we never found them.

660
00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:28,029
But what is happening on this line?
He looks like a moron pretending to bark!

661
00:49:28,712 --> 00:49:30,295
But listen – it’s very weird!

662
00:49:36,129 --> 00:49:38,729
I don't hear anything...
Mr President.

663
00:49:46,504 --> 00:49:50,629
No ! This is going beyond the limits.
If he woke up Florian and Ondine,
There, I'm making a mistake!

664
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,135
Oh ! No !

665
00:49:54,170 --> 00:49:58,537
Bea! He burned your para...
Aaaah...umbrella!

666
00:49:58,561 --> 00:50:00,336
But in the hole!

667
00:50:00,337 --> 00:50:01,629
Ah! These drops burn!

668
00:50:01,879 --> 00:50:03,629
Oh? It's drops that we give
to the dog, he never complains, eeeh?

669
00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:09,712
I prefer to warn you that if the President
Bernay lost even 1%
of his hearing abilities,

670
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,879
you are being sued for damages.

671
00:50:13,129 --> 00:50:14,504
I don't hear anything anymore.

672
00:50:15,004 --> 00:50:18,629
Excuse me, but, uh...
I'm a little lost.
Do you rally?

673
00:50:18,837 --> 00:50:22,212
Are you a boxer? Uh, stuntman?

674
00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:24,212
Are you making a historical film?

675
00:50:26,003 --> 00:50:30,378
Yeah, who's the star of the movie?
Is he a little famous? Is it for ARTE?

676
00:50:31,462 --> 00:50:35,037
Stop knocking them out
with all these questions,
you can see that it tires them.

677
00:50:35,045 --> 00:50:37,628
If we can talk no more, eh?
Am I boring you?

678
00:50:37,837 --> 00:50:39,420
Yes, certainly.

679
00:50:39,444 --> 00:50:41,444
- Charming.
- You see.

680
00:50:42,295 --> 00:50:43,712
He's going to continue doing this for a long time, yes?

681
00:50:43,747 --> 00:50:45,420
Day... night!

682
00:50:45,628 --> 00:50:46,962
Day...

683
00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:48,503
Night!

684
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,045
Day...

685
00:50:50,878 --> 00:50:52,093
Night.

686
00:50:52,128 --> 00:50:54,628
Mr Jacques Ouille,
I beg you, in the long run,
It’s becoming a hassle.

687
00:50:55,003 --> 00:50:57,628
Are you sure your friend
doesn't want to sit down at the table?
It's embarrassing.

688
00:50:57,837 --> 00:50:59,628
He is not noble and does not have
ways to eat.

689
00:50:59,837 --> 00:51:01,962
He is already happy
to eat up our leftovers.

690
00:51:02,170 --> 00:51:03,468
Here, my faithful!

691
00:51:03,503 --> 00:51:08,170
- Ah, thank you very much, Lord Hubert!
- But there he crushes the potato on the carpet!
It's disgusting!

692
00:51:08,288 --> 00:51:09,920
That's enough!
Come to the table with us!

693
00:51:10,170 --> 00:51:13,920
It would bother him.
Eh, my Jacquouille!
You don't want to come astable with us!

694
00:51:14,128 --> 00:51:16,003
Oh ! Ah no, ah no, Lord Hubert!

695
00:51:16,212 --> 00:51:18,587
Well, at my house everyone eats at the table.
Come on, it ruins my appetite.

696
00:51:18,795 --> 00:51:20,378
Oh no no no no!
Nay! Nay!

697
00:51:20,587 --> 00:51:23,087
Obey, maraud!
Your host orders it to you!

698
00:51:23,295 --> 00:51:28,095
That would be nicer! ... So.

699
00:51:30,128 --> 00:51:37,595
- My sweet and pretty little girl...
- Yes, my beautiful cousin?
- If you live in this poor house, who owns our castle from now on?

700
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:40,420
Jacques-Henri Jacquard, a boy...

701
00:51:40,628 --> 00:51:43,295
fairly nouveau riche,
a little precious,

702
00:51:43,503 --> 00:51:44,760
from the family of our former sharecroppers.

703
00:51:44,795 --> 00:51:47,837
What ?
Is it a beggar who owns the castle?

704
00:51:48,128 --> 00:51:50,770
- Ugh! A beggar!
- What a beggar?

705
00:51:51,087 --> 00:51:52,878
Please, Jean-Pierre is a beggar too!

706
00:51:53,087 --> 00:51:54,670
That doesn't stop him from being a nice husband.

707
00:51:54,878 --> 00:51:57,370
Him, a beggar!? Ugh!

708
00:51:59,753 --> 00:52:01,337
I can't eat anymore now.
I'm not hungry anymore.

709
00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:03,593
No, it's true, there. It's too much!

710
00:52:03,628 --> 00:52:06,778
It makes me want to vomit!
Did you hear what I heard?

711
00:52:07,253 --> 00:52:08,587
No, I didn't hear anything.

712
00:52:09,962 --> 00:52:13,503
No but, oh!
He's spitting on me now!
Don't you see that?

713
00:52:13,670 --> 00:52:14,927
Forgive this scoundrel,

714
00:52:14,962 --> 00:52:18,920
but it's so sad to learn
that a beggar owns Montmirail.
- I don’t see why…

715
00:52:19,378 --> 00:52:21,087
My sweet and bright little girl...

716
00:52:21,295 --> 00:52:23,545
I will never stop repairing this infamy.

717
00:52:23,753 --> 00:52:27,253
This Jacquard will give you back the castle
against hard and cold coins.

718
00:52:27,462 --> 00:52:29,462
And if he refuses, I'll gut him!

719
00:52:29,753 --> 00:52:34,337
♪ And we will peel his rush
Like the Bailli of Limousin ♪

720
00:52:34,795 --> 00:52:38,212
♪ That we split
A beautiful morning ♪

721
00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:40,212
♪ That we hanged ♪

722
00:52:40,503 --> 00:52:43,170
♪ With his guts! ♪

723
00:52:47,128 --> 00:52:48,503
Where are the chickens!?
I'm hungry !

724
00:52:48,795 --> 00:52:50,595
- Sorry, who are you going to hang?
- Jacquard, the beggar!

725
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:54,170
Where are the veals, the roasts, the sausages?
Where are the beans,

726
00:52:54,337 --> 00:52:55,670
deer pâtés,

727
00:52:56,253 --> 00:52:58,795
let us feast to the fullest
to forget this injustice? !

728
00:52:59,003 --> 00:53:01,170
Aren't there a few seasons [fish?]
with good drink?

729
00:53:01,337 --> 00:53:03,253
A piglet, a roast goat,

730
00:53:03,587 --> 00:53:05,337
some very peppery white swans!

731
00:53:05,545 --> 00:53:07,878
These appetizers whet my appetite!

732
00:53:08,087 --> 00:53:10,228
Are you still hungry? !
After what you are gluttonous?

733
00:53:10,452 --> 00:53:11,969
What is this flow?

734
00:53:12,970 --> 00:53:14,970
There's water all over the living room...
Waded.

735
00:53:16,503 --> 00:53:19,003
But what happened!

736
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:28,578
They didn't turn off the taps! They're sick!
They can't even turn off the taps!
We have to bring them back to the crazy people!

737
00:53:28,945 --> 00:53:31,291
- Jacquouille!
Sponge!
- Yes, Sir.

738
00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:36,670
What is this ?

739
00:53:39,128 --> 00:53:42,712
Mr. Ouille!
Not with your poncho!
I'm going to get the mops!

740
00:53:43,328 --> 00:53:45,545
- What else is there?
- Excuse us for arriving so late but...

741
00:53:45,628 --> 00:53:47,003
President Bernay can't take it anymore.

742
00:53:47,253 --> 00:53:52,170
I don't know what happened, but when
Edgar picked up the phone, he received the equivalent
with a blast from a tugboat foghorn right in the eardrum.

743
00:53:52,378 --> 00:53:53,635
I am not an otolaryngologist!

744
00:53:53,670 --> 00:53:55,795
But it reignited his toothache!
Look at his poor cheek.

745
00:53:55,961 --> 00:53:57,273
That gets me started!

746
00:53:57,308 --> 00:53:58,551
That launches it.

747
00:53:58,586 --> 00:53:59,961
Open your mouth, you.

748
00:54:00,378 --> 00:54:02,128
Ah, okay, it's disgusting.
Wait there.

749
00:54:02,836 --> 00:54:06,611
- I will operate on President Bernoy immediately.
- It's Bernay, Jean-Pierre. Edgar Bernay!

750
00:54:06,836 --> 00:54:09,170
His abscess is... very, very ugly.

751
00:54:09,378 --> 00:54:10,961
I take Bernard to the office.

752
00:54:11,795 --> 00:54:16,128
Come on, hop, hop, hop.
Everyone gets involved!
Come on, there you go, hop, hop.

753
00:54:16,961 --> 00:54:20,711
Do you think that this kind
infection can be caused
with a red fruit sorbet?

754
00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:21,927
No idea!

755
00:54:22,628 --> 00:54:25,503
Oh, my poor Jacquard!
You're in trouble.
We're in the middle of a flood here.

756
00:54:25,711 --> 00:54:28,836
Oh yes, what happened?
Do you have a sewer backup?
It smells very strong!

757
00:54:29,086 --> 00:54:31,628
But be very careful with the bucket,
Jacquard, you are going to turn everything upside down!

758
00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:34,344
- Yes, naughty guy, empty the bucket,
and sponge violently!
- Yes...

759
00:54:35,001 --> 00:54:36,253
Take this rag, you!

760
00:54:36,461 --> 00:54:39,503
Ah! But he...sticks a mop to me
disgusting on my linen jacket!

761
00:54:39,711 --> 00:54:42,461
Mr. Ouille! Pay attention
to Monsieur Jacquard's jacket,
It’s linen!

762
00:54:44,086 --> 00:54:47,128
Mr. Jacquard, I present to you
my cousin, Hubert de Montmirail,
who we thought... dead.

763
00:54:47,336 --> 00:54:48,593
Ah yes, ah delighted.

764
00:54:48,628 --> 00:54:50,420
No but, look at that!
My jacket is all stained now!

765
00:54:50,628 --> 00:54:52,086
It’s a model from Hartwood!

766
00:54:56,020 --> 00:55:03,011
Oh, say... so! But you are practically
the double, finally less bloated, of your ancestor,
Godfrey the Bold, whose portrait I have in the castle!

767
00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:04,461
Yes, it's me.

768
00:55:08,961 --> 00:55:10,503
What is it?
Do I have a pimple on my nose?

769
00:55:11,336 --> 00:55:17,211
- This nose... This sideways look...
You are the Fripouille’s grandson!
- Scoundrel? You are welcome !

770
00:55:17,795 --> 00:55:21,749
- I dare not foresee such infamy!
- Here, man! To the enema!

771
00:55:22,028 --> 00:55:25,378
No, Mr. Ouille!
Leave Monsieur Jacquard alone!
It's not his flood!

772
00:55:27,853 --> 00:55:31,986
- Mr. who?
- Jacquouille.
You, my bugger, you have a bad face!

773
00:55:32,878 --> 00:55:35,920
He's a felon, this Jacquard.
Her real name is Jacquiouille.

774
00:55:36,128 --> 00:55:38,086
Ah good ? I have always known
Jacquard being called Jacquard.

775
00:55:41,295 --> 00:55:42,928
But anyway, sir, eh.

776
00:55:43,336 --> 00:55:46,170
Unless he changed his name
to be smarter!

777
00:55:53,878 --> 00:55:57,670
Tell me, Jacques-Henri, eh, Jacquard is
your family's name for a long time?

778
00:55:57,878 --> 00:55:59,010
Eh? For what ?

779
00:55:59,045 --> 00:56:03,628
Because you are still
quite close to Mr...
Jacques Ouille physically.

780
00:56:03,836 --> 00:56:08,961
- And your names are still quite similar.
- Oh by...don!  I have nothing in common
with this gentleman, really!

781
00:56:09,170 --> 00:56:10,545
And just look at it, eh?

782
00:56:15,420 --> 00:56:17,128
I have no connection with
this poor boy, no.

783
00:56:18,086 --> 00:56:19,711
Where are my scholarships?

784
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,670
I don't see anything in this nonsense!

785
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:24,253
Doctor Goulard has done wonders!
The president's abscess has...

786
00:56:24,461 --> 00:56:27,670
completely deflated.
He has regained his full form.

787
00:56:29,003 --> 00:56:32,503
- Tell me, Mr. Jacquard, you
hid that you had a brother?
- No, he's not my brother!

788
00:56:32,836 --> 00:56:33,961
I am Jacquouille the Rascal.

789
00:56:33,996 --> 00:56:35,753
Well, I don't want to be rude,
but it's late.

790
00:56:35,961 --> 00:56:38,003
Ah, very good.
Let's go.

791
00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:39,753
THANKS.

792
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:45,170
Wait a minute, funny guy!
I have a deal to offer you.
I'm buying the castle from you.

793
00:56:49,295 --> 00:56:50,524
Take that, villain!

794
00:56:50,559 --> 00:56:51,753
It's just a small deposit.

795
00:56:52,003 --> 00:56:55,503
Jacquard, solve your little problem
with your friends, we wait in the car.

796
00:56:56,295 --> 00:56:57,593
I'm coming.

797
00:56:57,628 --> 00:56:59,378
My castle is not for sale, Monsieur le Comte.

798
00:56:59,586 --> 00:57:00,593
I have it. I keep it.

799
00:57:00,628 --> 00:57:02,211
But these are old gold louis!

800
00:57:02,253 --> 00:57:07,253
I have ten chests of them and five boxes of precious stones.
So it's not this enriched beggar who
will stop me from buying it.

801
00:57:07,461 --> 00:57:10,086
No, but who does he think he is?
We’re in a republic, for fuck’s sake!

802
00:57:10,378 --> 00:57:11,711
And what is “Bloody hell”?

803
00:57:12,795 --> 00:57:15,878
No but, Jacquard, there,
You're losing your mind!
You are becoming atrociously vulgar!

804
00:57:16,295 --> 00:57:20,295
- Yes, it's odious. I take care of your President
Bulard for a sum, uh... very modest!
- Yes, all the same.

805
00:57:20,795 --> 00:57:23,628
And you are making an unspeakable exit for us.
Apologize immediately!

806
00:57:23,878 --> 00:57:26,419
But I... dream!
But who does he think he is, the dentist, eh? !

807
00:57:28,461 --> 00:57:33,128
You proud liar!
If you are proud of your family, why
don't you have your real name?

808
00:57:33,336 --> 00:57:35,169
What is the terrible secret you are hiding?

809
00:57:35,378 --> 00:57:39,419
An ogre? A witch?
A child molester?

810
00:57:39,628 --> 00:57:41,544
No, let me go! Dirty Nazi!

811
00:57:41,753 --> 00:57:46,461
Eh, as for Monsieur, if he is not capable of
understand that it is better to be called Jacquard
than Jacquouille, but let him take Juvamine!

812
00:57:47,753 --> 00:57:51,169
I didn't quite understand, uh...
Are you Jacquard's brother?

813
00:57:52,086 --> 00:57:53,419
His brother?

814
00:57:53,628 --> 00:57:57,044
You were serious, Hub, when you
were talking about buying the castle?

815
00:57:57,253 --> 00:57:58,878
It's the better to offer it to you, my little girl.

816
00:57:59,878 --> 00:58:01,107
Well, I'm going to bed.

817
00:58:01,142 --> 00:58:02,336
Yes, that’s it, go to bed!

818
00:58:03,336 --> 00:58:05,128
Do you want some herbal tea, Hub?

819
00:58:07,253 --> 00:58:08,711
Amnesia, but oui!

820
00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:11,086
Cousin Hubert...

821
00:58:11,336 --> 00:58:14,003
Le nouveau châstelain là, ... c'est un Jacquouille?

822
00:58:14,253 --> 00:58:19,086
Mon Dieu, comment hidden soit possible
that les gueux would become les seigneurs?

823
00:58:19,669 --> 00:58:21,169
Prions

824
00:58:22,794 --> 00:58:26,886
Our Father, who art in heaven:
hallowed be thy name...

825
00:58:27,128 --> 00:58:28,628
Jack!

826
00:58:29,878 --> 00:58:32,336
Our Father, who art in heaven:

827
00:58:32,753 --> 00:58:34,753
hallowed be thy name;

828
00:58:34,961 --> 00:58:36,294
let your kingdom come;

829
00:58:36,503 --> 00:58:38,378
your will be done

830
00:58:38,586 --> 00:58:40,378
as in heaven, and on earth.

831
00:58:40,669 --> 00:58:42,086
Our daily bread

832
00:58:42,336 --> 00:58:43,628
give us today...

833
00:58:45,052 --> 00:58:46,052
Beatrice !

834
00:58:46,461 --> 00:58:49,794
Ils prient dans le salon maintenant!
Beatrice!

835
00:58:52,878 --> 00:58:54,218
So what?

836
00:58:54,253 --> 00:58:56,003
Don't scream. If they want
to pray, they pray!

837
00:58:56,211 --> 00:58:57,259
Mom !

838
00:58:57,294 --> 00:58:59,336
There are tramps
in the living room!

839
00:58:59,544 --> 00:59:02,911
And there you have it! Well done !
These two idiots woke up the children!

840
00:59:03,378 --> 00:59:04,919
The descendants!

841
00:59:14,494 --> 00:59:16,586
The Count of Montmirail hired
your brother as a servant?

842
00:59:16,794 --> 00:59:18,086
He's not my brother.

843
00:59:18,121 --> 00:59:21,003
- Is he your older brother?
- Since I tell you that
this guy is not my brother.

844
00:59:21,294 --> 00:59:22,301
I am an only child.

845
00:59:22,336 --> 00:59:24,044
We don't have the same name, what's more,
so excuse me, but, but damn!

846
00:59:24,336 --> 00:59:26,003
It smells very bad anyway.

847
00:59:26,211 --> 00:59:28,294
This being said, you have
good thing about changing the name.

848
00:59:28,786 --> 00:59:31,503
- Pardon ?
- I had an old friend at ENA
whose name was François Lecul.

849
00:59:31,711 --> 00:59:34,044
He changed his name
in Lefut, it changed his life.

850
00:59:34,336 --> 00:59:36,586
Ah no, but, Jacquouille,
it's not possible!

851
00:59:36,753 --> 00:59:38,044
It's safe!

852
00:59:38,228 --> 00:59:41,378
No, but what a mistake!
My name is not Couille, but Jacquard!

853
00:59:41,886 --> 00:59:43,676
- Ah, they are naughty...
- Calm down, children!
- ... their feet stink, it's disgusting!

854
00:59:43,711 --> 00:59:45,586
Cousin Hubert is not a thief...

855
00:59:45,794 --> 00:59:47,961
and the other gentleman is not
a smelly old witch.

856
00:59:48,169 --> 00:59:51,586
Cousin Hubert and Monsieur Ouille!
Put yourself in the light,
May the children be reassured!

857
00:59:51,794 --> 00:59:53,919
- They're bums, they're bums!
- Have a good night, little ones!
- They're disgusting! Ugh!

858
00:59:59,294 --> 01:00:00,468
Don't stand in front of the door!

859
01:00:00,503 --> 01:00:02,086
You see clearly that you
take the piss out of them!

860
01:00:02,110 --> 01:00:06,610
- Mom, I, I'm scared!
- Ah, Jean-Pierre, now they say
It's you who scares them!

861
01:00:07,069 --> 01:00:10,169
Okay, come on!
Lather yourself wholeheartedly!
And... insist carefully

862
01:00:10,378 --> 01:00:14,003
on the feet.
The soap and bath salts are there.
Go ahead honestly.

863
01:00:14,461 --> 01:00:16,003
I'll leave you.

864
01:00:16,586 --> 01:00:18,553
- What's wrong with our feet, Sir?
- I don't know.

865
01:00:18,703 --> 01:00:20,711
This scoundrel is constantly scheming!

866
01:00:21,586 --> 01:00:22,919
It's boiled!

867
01:00:25,419 --> 01:00:26,919
Come on ! Put on the ointments!

868
01:00:56,586 --> 01:00:57,926
Jacquouille! Rub me!

869
01:00:57,961 --> 01:00:59,502
Oh, what a strange brush!

870
01:00:59,537 --> 01:01:01,044
It will do the job well!

871
01:01:05,002 --> 01:01:06,502
Are you getting through it?

872
01:01:06,544 --> 01:01:08,877
I finished my ablutions!

873
01:01:10,086 --> 01:01:13,294
- To you!
- No, no, Sir!
For me, it's not worth it.

874
01:01:13,502 --> 01:01:18,069
- I took a bath at two months in the river.
- I finished my enema, you can go!
- Ah no, aahh, it’s too boiled!

875
01:01:18,586 --> 01:01:20,086
- What are they making?
- It's boiled!

876
01:01:20,377 --> 01:01:21,794
Stop heckling!

877
01:01:22,169 --> 01:01:24,669
It's nothing. I had to press
this rascal for his enema.

878
01:01:24,877 --> 01:01:27,169
I'm going to dry off
to the good fire!

879
01:01:32,294 --> 01:01:35,711
He emptied the whole bottle!
A bottle of perfume for 6000!

880
01:01:36,252 --> 01:01:38,086
Don't empty the water!

881
01:01:38,627 --> 01:01:41,377
Pretty my dear!

882
01:01:42,586 --> 01:01:47,794
I'm going to war
To the crusadeeeee

883
01:01:48,377 --> 01:01:53,211
For moving away,
Pretty my dear

884
01:01:54,752 --> 01:01:56,961
Keeps me sorry

885
01:01:57,169 --> 01:02:01,252
To the bastailleeeee...

886
01:02:03,252 --> 01:02:06,127
Ah, there, I can't take it anymore...
I can't take it anymore...
I can't take it anymore...

887
01:02:06,294 --> 01:02:07,627
Do you want a Dragonal?

888
01:02:09,794 --> 01:02:14,127
Sir, the Jacquard man,
Is this my little fillot?

889
01:02:14,336 --> 01:02:17,211
Yes, my Jacquouille.
You're out of luck.

890
01:02:17,544 --> 01:02:18,836
Come on, let's sleep.

891
01:02:21,336 --> 01:02:23,002
This layer is very soft.

892
01:02:23,526 --> 01:02:24,826
... die if I weaken.

893
01:02:26,169 --> 01:02:27,544
Oh, Jean-Pierre, Jean-Pierre,
kidnap my cousin...

894
01:02:29,169 --> 01:02:30,586
Ah!

895
01:02:32,044 --> 01:02:33,377
But what does he want again?

896
01:02:33,419 --> 01:02:37,127
My Beatrice, come. I have great need
that you teach me the story
of the Kingdom since Louis Vl the Fat.

897
01:02:38,027 --> 01:02:40,085
At this time? !
But you (you) pay for our head!

898
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,544
Jean-Pierre!

899
01:02:43,544 --> 01:02:46,627
That’s a bad book you’re reading!
I don't like him.

900
01:02:46,794 --> 01:02:49,169
This is the Larousse Encyclopedia.
It's very complete!

901
01:02:49,377 --> 01:02:54,711
There is nothing written about Godefroy de Montmirail
when he saved our good King
of the capture of the keep of Montlhéry?

902
01:02:54,919 --> 01:02:56,894
- But not a line.
- Ah good.

903
01:02:57,211 --> 01:03:00,211
Yet his bravery is famous
from Poitou to Savoie!

904
01:03:00,502 --> 01:03:05,227
Godfrey the Bold? Louis VI the Fat?
But no one cares!
The historical figure of the family,

905
01:03:05,627 --> 01:03:07,106
it's Gonzague de Montmirail.

906
01:03:07,141 --> 01:03:08,586
Born in 1754.

907
01:03:08,794 --> 01:03:10,169
Don't you remember?
- No.

908
01:03:10,204 --> 01:03:12,544
He espoused the ideas of the Revolution.
He was against

909
01:03:12,752 --> 01:03:15,711
privileges and to share
the land with the peasants.

910
01:03:15,836 --> 01:03:16,717
Pardon ?

911
01:03:16,752 --> 01:03:19,502
Yes, he was a member of the Constituent Assembly.
He was Lafayette's best friend.

912
01:03:19,711 --> 01:03:24,086
Ah, he was not rewarded
for his political courage:
Robespierre had his head cut off.

913
01:03:25,002 --> 01:03:27,336
Ah! What good sense, this Robespierre!

914
01:03:28,377 --> 01:03:30,336
But... Why do you say that, Hubert?

915
01:03:31,961 --> 01:03:34,044
It is normal that Mr. Ouille
spy in the fireplace?

916
01:03:34,068 --> 01:03:35,960
What infamy, my Jacquiouille.

917
01:03:35,961 --> 01:03:40,836
The bad guys no longer pay taxes
nor the size and chores,
nor the tonlieux and the tithe!

918
01:03:41,044 --> 01:03:43,461
What injustice!
We have to go home quickly.

919
01:03:45,294 --> 01:03:46,919
But what is this signet ring, my cousin?

920
01:03:48,211 --> 01:03:50,852
- But it's my seal, my little girl.
- What do you mean, your seal?

921
01:03:51,544 --> 01:03:54,419
But it's the Ring of the Bold!
Did you steal her from the castle? !

922
01:03:54,627 --> 01:03:59,127
If he stole the ring, call the police.
Like this, Jacquard will see
that we are not in the game.

923
01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:04,877
Please ! I'm going to return the ring.
Jacquard will understand very well that Hubert
is sick and is not responsible for his actions.

924
01:04:05,627 --> 01:04:10,161
Sick, sick, uh...
So all we have to do is lock him up,
if he is sick!

925
01:04:11,085 --> 01:04:13,285
- Where is Mr. Ouille?
- He's outside.

926
01:04:14,169 --> 01:04:19,527
- You are as friendly as a beauty
apple, the beautiful Ginette!
- Well, come on, come on. Don't touch it, my idiot!

927
01:04:19,794 --> 01:04:23,211
See you all!
My audience is getting impatient.

928
01:04:24,169 --> 01:04:26,544
I'm coming, my darlings!

929
01:04:29,044 --> 01:04:30,460
You are coming, Mr. Ouille!

930
01:04:44,294 --> 01:04:46,002
♪ This way the currency... ♪

931
01:04:47,169 --> 01:04:49,919
Ladies and gentlemen... Madam, for the artist!

932
01:04:50,127 --> 01:04:52,002
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for it.

933
01:04:52,026 --> 01:04:54,026
Music from the tape recorder: ♪ This way, change your money!  ♪
♪ At your good heart, ladies and gentlemen, deposit your gold!  ♪
♪ I'm just a girl from the suburbs, who really needs love, but who needs food! ♪

934
01:04:54,450 --> 01:04:56,050
♪ Come on, wheat! ♪

935
01:04:57,377 --> 01:04:59,294
This weather is incredible!

936
01:04:59,502 --> 01:05:02,919
Two minutes ago the weather was great,
and now it's raining like a pissing cow!

937
01:05:03,127 --> 01:05:08,127
- I am very angry, my little girl, that
you took me for a... plunderer!
- Oh ! I never said “looter”. Let's not exaggerate.

938
01:05:08,377 --> 01:05:12,752
This ring is mine! I made it
made by a goldsmith in Flanders and
it cost me a hundred ducats.

939
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:17,419
It's impossible, Hub. There is only one
seal of Montmirail. It was sold by
dad with the castle!

940
01:05:17,627 --> 01:05:19,210
Objects can't be here and there!

941
01:05:26,085 --> 01:05:29,544
President Bernay is incapable
to make his presentation. So much there is
noise in the library.

942
01:05:29,752 --> 01:05:32,752
There is an old ring in
a window that crackles and whistles!

943
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,752
A ring that sizzles and whistles, now!

944
01:05:38,669 --> 01:05:44,060
- Look at that! How do you want us to
concentrate on... prospecting?
- In God's name! It's the Ring of the Bold!

945
01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:49,835
Well, don't stand there like a stick!
Go get me a fire extinguisher!

946
01:05:50,359 --> 01:05:51,859
Yes... Sorry.

947
01:05:59,252 --> 01:06:00,585
Place ! Place !

948
01:06:02,877 --> 01:06:04,877
Open the window!
Open the window!

949
01:06:06,294 --> 01:06:08,544
- Let me...
- It burns!
- Come on, open the window!

950
01:06:11,127 --> 01:06:15,627
- Oh! It doesn't work!
- Oh! But what an idiot!
- But what an idiot, ah!

951
01:06:21,951 --> 01:06:22,951
Hold this!

952
01:06:24,510 --> 01:06:28,544
Did you see? It's crazy!
You'd think it was dark outside!
It's surreal!

953
01:06:32,002 --> 01:06:33,877
Oh, there's hail now!

954
01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:38,185
Don't make that face, Hub!
We're going to bring back the Bold's ring,
that's all!

955
01:06:38,419 --> 01:06:39,752
He’s the Bold!

956
01:06:40,377 --> 01:06:44,277
But… Mr. Ouille, step back!
You ate crusts
cheese this morning?

957
01:06:45,419 --> 01:06:47,919
No, I'm sorry to be frank,
but we can't open the window there.

958
01:06:48,169 --> 01:06:49,835
Stay well back in the car.

959
01:06:50,044 --> 01:06:53,419
It's crazy! The closer we get
from the castle, the darker it gets.

960
01:06:55,419 --> 01:06:59,560
- But it works very well!
It's as easy as pie!
- But he’s also an asshole, an asshole, this boy!

961
01:06:59,826 --> 01:07:00,826
But wait!

962
01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:03,169
Go ahead, go ahead!

963
01:07:03,193 --> 01:07:05,693
This fire extinguisher sucks!
It doesn't turn off anything!

964
01:07:07,752 --> 01:07:09,794
Hide, bitch!
Hide!

965
01:07:10,618 --> 01:07:11,618
Everything will blow up!

966
01:07:12,677 --> 01:07:14,194
What happened again?!

967
01:07:14,502 --> 01:07:16,460
What's happening to you?
Do you have the St. Vitus dance?

968
01:07:16,669 --> 01:07:19,210
Ah! The ring is on fire!
Ah! It’s devilish!

969
01:07:23,127 --> 01:07:24,919
Ah! The ring fell under the seat.

970
01:07:28,794 --> 01:07:30,752
Ah! Stop this trolley, my little girl!

971
01:07:39,377 --> 01:07:41,210
Help! Help!
Call the fire department !

972
01:07:41,419 --> 01:07:45,252
Jacquard! You're in luck!
Cousin Hubert got the ring back
of the Bold, I don't know how,

973
01:07:45,460 --> 01:07:46,877
and he wants to bring it back to you himself.

974
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,544
But the ring of the Bold is there,
my poor friend, and she's on fire!

975
01:07:49,752 --> 01:07:52,127
Oh ! My seal blazes, my little girl!

976
01:07:56,835 --> 01:07:59,502
How do you want the ring
du Bold be up there, she is here!

977
01:07:59,710 --> 01:08:01,085
But leave me alone!

978
01:08:01,293 --> 01:08:02,627
It hisses, it bubbles!

979
01:08:02,793 --> 01:08:04,210
And it turns out!

980
01:08:07,234 --> 01:08:08,434
What are you doing with...?

981
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,877
Have you had lightning too?

982
01:08:14,085 --> 01:08:16,668
Wait! Look at the roof of the car,
It looks like a cauliflower!

983
01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:23,960
Lightning returns!

984
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,002
My Range! Oh no, shit!
Holy shit!

985
01:08:32,168 --> 01:08:33,793
But what is happening?

986
01:08:34,002 --> 01:08:37,693
But that’s insane!
But the weather is nice now!
But it's incredible!

987
01:08:37,885 --> 01:08:41,335
Aah, look, my Jacquiouille,
how they transformed
our beautiful fortress!

988
01:08:41,543 --> 01:08:43,585
There are windows everywhere,
we cannot defend!

989
01:08:43,793 --> 01:08:45,418
That’s a godsend for the Visigoths!

990
01:08:45,627 --> 01:08:46,758
And the Huts!

991
01:08:46,793 --> 01:08:48,877
Let's pray that they don't have
destroys the forgotten places.

992
01:08:49,085 --> 01:08:52,885
- Jacquard! Have you seen the weather?
- I don't care what the weather is like, poor thing!

993
01:08:54,668 --> 01:08:58,677
My Range! Holy shit!
A brand new car
with all the options!

994
01:08:59,543 --> 01:09:02,452
Oh look at that, she's fucked!
She's completely screwed!

995
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:09,258
Jacquard!

996
01:09:09,293 --> 01:09:15,127
The castle is not equipped with a lightning rod? !
This is insane! It's true, here, when the window
exploded, it almost hurt the President!

997
01:09:15,293 --> 01:09:17,043
Was anyone hit?

998
01:09:17,078 --> 01:09:18,793
No, thank God.
Just a car.

999
01:09:19,127 --> 01:09:20,918
Well, “Thank God”, thank you
much for “Thank God”!

1000
01:09:21,210 --> 01:09:22,585
Is this...Is this...Is this my limo?

1001
01:09:22,793 --> 01:09:25,752
But no ! It's not your limo!
This is my new Range!

1002
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:29,043
You are lying!
I...I feel like my
wing burned. It can be seen very clearly from here.

1003
01:09:29,502 --> 01:09:32,002
Oh, burned, but finally!
But not at all!

1004
01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:35,418
But it's not the roof!
It's the wing!
Are you squinty?

1005
01:09:35,843 --> 01:09:41,868
- I warn you that if the wing of
President burned, we're going straight to trial!
- But no, no! But it's OK! It's OK! Look!

1006
01:09:42,127 --> 01:09:43,383
Oh...kay!

1007
01:09:43,418 --> 01:09:45,918
I polish it! I polish it! Look!

1008
01:09:46,127 --> 01:09:50,410
Look, it's already glowing!
See you in there!
Look...

1009
01:09:52,085 --> 01:09:53,383
It's O...kay!

1010
01:09:53,418 --> 01:09:55,085
Does that make you laugh?

1011
01:09:59,335 --> 01:10:01,585
Come, my Jacquouille.
Let's go to my room.

1012
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,835
It's quite incredible,
this story of the whistling ring!

1013
01:10:05,043 --> 01:10:10,952
I would like to speak to Mr. Galmier,
of the claims section.
- <i>... by a ring that crackled... </i>
- Yes.
- <i>... and which was blazing hot.</i>
- Wait, a ring how?

1014
01:10:11,510 --> 01:10:12,543
A...very beautiful ring.

1015
01:10:12,752 --> 01:10:18,068
- You mean that the Bold ring was in the window?
- <i>I don't know. The fact is…</i>
- <i>It's impossible! I want...</i>

1016
01:10:18,535 --> 01:10:24,127
- But where are the two going...
- Jacqueline, where are you going with these gentlemen?
- I show them the Bold's room...

1017
01:10:24,543 --> 01:10:26,960
Yes, the innkeeper. We are going there
stay a few nights.

1018
01:10:27,335 --> 01:10:30,085
With your friend?
There is only one big bed.

1019
01:10:30,293 --> 01:10:33,702
- He will sleep on a pallet,
in front of my door.
- No, that, that, that, that doesn't happen here. No !

1020
01:10:33,835 --> 01:10:35,168
Well, he will sleep in the stable!

1021
01:10:35,377 --> 01:10:38,335
Oh no! Please, not the stable, no!
I prefer to sleep in the forest.

1022
01:10:38,543 --> 01:10:42,127
But there's no stable here anyway, so.
Monsieur pays for his room
or he goes to sleep in the forest, huh?

1023
01:10:42,335 --> 01:10:46,043
Ah, you, you understand me, my fillot!
You are a good man, ah!

1024
01:10:46,252 --> 01:10:48,377
Don't touch me!

1025
01:10:48,585 --> 01:10:53,360
I'm not a good man,
neither your boyfriend nor your brother,
nor anything at all! Don't dream!

1026
01:10:54,877 --> 01:10:57,335
You are ready to leave your
brother sleeping under bridges?!

1027
01:10:57,543 --> 01:10:59,293
He's not my brother! Shit!

1028
01:10:59,543 --> 01:11:03,085
I don't know this guy, I don't have him
never seen in my life. So he can
sleep wherever he wants, I don't care.

1029
01:11:03,418 --> 01:11:05,418
- So !
- You are vulgar!

1030
01:11:05,585 --> 01:11:08,793
Sorry, Madam, I bring
President Bernay’s herbal tea.

1031
01:11:09,002 --> 01:11:13,477
- But what the hell does that matter to us?
Did you ask them for a deposit?
- I... No, I...

1032
01:11:14,460 --> 01:11:16,418
Hub, you're not going to stay here!
It costs a lot!

1033
01:11:16,627 --> 01:11:20,293
A Montmirail stays... in Montmirail!

1034
01:11:22,043 --> 01:11:25,085
But...there...but I don't want to
of your old rotten parts!

1035
01:11:26,501 --> 01:11:27,918
But outside, the Romanos!

1036
01:11:29,085 --> 01:11:31,001
Calm down, Jacques-Henri, debit my Visa.

1037
01:11:31,210 --> 01:11:36,635
- If Hub feels at home at the castle,
It will probably bring a crowd
of memories, it will be a clear progress!
- But as you wish, eh!

1038
01:11:36,835 --> 01:11:39,126
If you like to pay full price,
That's your problem!

1039
01:11:39,335 --> 01:11:41,460
- And you, what's the matter?
Do you want my photo?
- No… I…

1040
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:44,251
But don't stay like a clumsy person!
Go open the rooms for them!

1041
01:11:44,543 --> 01:11:45,876
- Yes, sir.
- Come, Beatrice.

1042
01:11:48,335 --> 01:11:49,835
Well, it’s crazy up there!

1043
01:11:50,043 --> 01:11:53,001
There is the boss who is in the process of
arguing about his brother.

1044
01:11:53,210 --> 01:11:58,743
This is the room of Godfrey the Bold.
The fireplace is from the 10th century.
It is a vestige of the old feudal castle.

1045
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:01,810
- Gourmet! It’s changed a lot!
- Pardon ?

1046
01:12:02,543 --> 01:12:03,960
Leave us, naughty girl!

1047
01:12:04,460 --> 01:12:05,793
How !

1048
01:12:06,326 --> 01:12:08,126
Now let's find this damn grimoire!

1049
01:12:09,910 --> 01:12:13,793
Aaahhh! Mortecouille!
They painted a face on you
purplish pochtronné!

1050
01:12:14,001 --> 01:12:15,751
What ? Is that me? !

1051
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,543
But he's a senile old man!

1052
01:12:21,501 --> 01:12:23,793
Oooh! And who is this bug?

1053
01:12:28,126 --> 01:12:29,668
Gonzaga de Montmirail.

1054
01:12:29,876 --> 01:12:31,793
Oh, it was the count who shared with the peasants!

1055
01:12:32,001 --> 01:12:35,718
- A fool's face!
- Oh, no! He is a holy man!

1056
01:12:36,335 --> 01:12:37,751
You are coming!

1057
01:12:52,585 --> 01:12:53,960
What are you making?

1058
01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:55,935
- Gentlemen?
- Come on !

1059
01:13:02,043 --> 01:13:04,585
- Jean-Pierre, don’t scream!
- <i>I'm not screaming!</i>

1060
01:13:04,793 --> 01:13:06,543
I know it's expensive,
but Hubert seems to be keen on it.

1061
01:13:06,751 --> 01:13:11,501
Your two small rooms at 1300fr,
plus the continuation of the Hardi at 3600fr,
That makes us 6200fr per day, breakfast included.

1062
01:13:11,710 --> 01:13:12,960
How much ?
How much did he say?

1063
01:13:13,001 --> 01:13:16,460
- <i>But why did you take
a room, you too? </i>
- Because I don't want to leave him.

1064
01:13:17,001 --> 01:13:21,910
- <i>Ridiculous.</i>
- Actually, I took a third room.
- Are you planning to sleep there?
- I'll take you. That's not all I care about.

1065
01:13:22,126 --> 01:13:25,418
- <i>Bea! I forbid you from doing that!</i>
- Okay, come on! Ciao ao!
- <i>Can you hear me? I int</i>o...

1066
01:13:26,835 --> 01:13:28,168
Hello! Hello !

1067
01:13:33,085 --> 01:13:36,668
- These torches are all moldy.
- Let's not go any further, Sir, I'm scared!

1068
01:13:37,793 --> 01:13:39,418
What are you doing?

1069
01:13:39,626 --> 01:13:43,335
Oh, sir! They threw me out
calling me naughty, and then
I heard a terrible racket.

1070
01:13:43,793 --> 01:13:45,091
Open!

1071
01:13:45,126 --> 01:13:48,918
- Open immediately!
- Hub!
- Ahh...

1072
01:13:53,835 --> 01:13:55,793
Cousin Hubert!

1073
01:13:56,001 --> 01:13:57,710
Mr Ouille!

1074
01:13:57,918 --> 01:14:00,043
But they set it on fire!
There is soot everywhere!

1075
01:14:00,251 --> 01:14:03,418
Oh ! That's it, you're going to reimburse me for the dry cleaning!
It's me who tells you, aah, ooh!

1076
01:14:05,593 --> 01:14:06,685
In any case, they are not here.

1077
01:14:06,793 --> 01:14:10,460
- Well, Jacqueline, did you see them come out?
- Oh no, sir!
But I swear to you...

1078
01:14:11,085 --> 01:14:15,626
But you're not going to start crying
like a calf! But that doesn't help anything!
At the friend's house!

1079
01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:29,543
- You were there! But where do you come from?
- But Hub! But what state have you put yourself in?
- I'm looking for a torch.

1080
01:14:29,876 --> 01:14:31,835
Are you hiding in the chimney?
But why?

1081
01:14:32,043 --> 01:14:35,585
- We were looking for the grimoire of...
- What? We were there, we wanted to visit.

1082
01:14:35,793 --> 01:14:38,585
To visit ? Do you visit the chimney?

1083
01:14:38,918 --> 01:14:43,335
We wanted to make a fire and it was blocked
by a large lump of tow.
I put my

1084
01:14:43,501 --> 01:14:45,376
Jacquouille on my shoulders to free myself.

1085
01:14:45,626 --> 01:14:48,751
- But as I am small,
I started to climb.
- And we slipped.

1086
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,425
Yes. It's, eh, it's all gone.

1087
01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:53,334
You don't have to justify yourself, Hub.
We already pay 6200 balls for

1088
01:14:53,543 --> 01:14:56,459
two days. So at this price,
chimney flues
can be swept!

1089
01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:58,584
But what is this tow story?

1090
01:14:59,959 --> 01:15:01,293
There's nothing!

1091
01:15:04,751 --> 01:15:06,584
But come on, you, aahh!

1092
01:15:09,626 --> 01:15:12,501
- Jacqueline... - Yes, Sir?
- Call the roofer, and tell him that
I refuse to pay the chimney sweep bill...

1093
01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:14,584
because he leaves big ones lying around
tow everywhere!

1094
01:15:14,876 --> 01:15:17,084
Okay, so now, Hub,
you'll have to explain!

1095
01:15:17,376 --> 01:15:24,676
I am not cousin Hubert.
I am Godfrey the Bold.
I was born in the year of our Lord 1079.

1096
01:15:25,001 --> 01:15:28,251
And I am Jacquouille
La Fripouille, his skillful squire.
And I don't know when I was born.

1097
01:15:28,459 --> 01:15:33,543
Of course, my cousin. You were born in 1079,
and Monsieur is a squire of Joan of Arc!
And I'm the Queen of England, right? OK?

1098
01:15:33,751 --> 01:15:34,917
OK?

1099
01:15:34,952 --> 01:15:36,049
Look at the Bold!

1100
01:15:36,084 --> 01:15:39,918
Apart from a vague resemblance,
OK, it was still a big one
macho, pretentious, super hairy

1101
01:15:40,168 --> 01:15:42,626
which must have stank like,
uh...you know who I mean.

1102
01:15:43,334 --> 01:15:49,176
- Okay! Ah-ha! Okay!
- What are you still doing here?
I sent you a torch!

1103
01:15:50,084 --> 01:15:51,668
Go quickly!

1104
01:15:52,959 --> 01:15:59,376
Hubert, you have to stop
to say anything.
And what is this then? A delicacy?

1105
01:16:00,793 --> 01:16:02,126
Hub!

1106
01:16:02,834 --> 01:16:04,668
Did you know the entrance to the underground from the beginning?!

1107
01:16:04,876 --> 01:16:07,168
Do you think we're going to find out?
the Montmirail treasure?

1108
01:16:09,168 --> 01:16:10,918
But we don't see anything there!

1109
01:16:11,126 --> 01:16:13,576
I'm going to get a lamp
electric in the car!
Don't move!

1110
01:16:31,501 --> 01:16:33,841
- Psst, psst.
- Yes ?

1111
01:16:33,876 --> 01:16:35,293
The tortichier is dead!

1112
01:16:36,293 --> 01:16:38,934
- What can I do for Sir?
- Psst! ... So !

1113
01:16:40,068 --> 01:16:43,376
But... Anyway, what happened here?

1114
01:16:44,543 --> 01:16:46,751
But anyway, what's the joke?
who could have done this?

1115
01:16:46,959 --> 01:16:48,584
It's not bright.
This is bullshit!

1116
01:16:48,793 --> 01:16:50,168
It’s bullshit, as you say!

1117
01:16:50,418 --> 01:16:54,293
Okay, well, I'm going to get the technician,
because if your brother sees this,
It’s going to be our party again!

1118
01:16:54,501 --> 01:16:55,876
I need a torch
for my cousin Hubert.

1119
01:16:56,334 --> 01:16:59,426
- An electric torch?
All right, I'll bring this back to you.
- Okay!

1120
01:17:02,168 --> 01:17:04,376
Electric lamp, super practical!

1121
01:17:07,418 --> 01:17:11,126
Would it be possible
to find someone to
pour me a scotch?

1122
01:17:11,334 --> 01:17:15,409
I need to relax for a while
before the arrival of the 2nd brother Bernay,
which must close the seminar.

1123
01:17:15,834 --> 01:17:20,541
- Edgar and Edouard together, it's not easy!
- I am waiting for a torch for Messire.
- Sir? Ah-ha...

1124
01:17:21,501 --> 01:17:22,876
Cousin Hubert.

1125
01:17:23,084 --> 01:17:25,084
Are you cousins ​​with Hubert de Montmirail?

1126
01:17:25,876 --> 01:17:28,918
- Yes.
- Ah, but it’s crazy! But then Jacquard
is also a cousin of the Montmirail!

1127
01:17:29,293 --> 01:17:31,209
Oh, no, no, no. Oh no!

1128
01:17:31,418 --> 01:17:34,209
- Well, I don't understand.
You are indeed Jacquard’s brother!
- No.

1129
01:17:34,418 --> 01:17:36,501
Isn't your mother Jacquard's mother?

1130
01:17:37,668 --> 01:17:39,418
My mother's name was Gwendoline.

1131
01:17:39,453 --> 01:17:41,168
She died devoured by wolves...

1132
01:17:41,376 --> 01:17:44,001
because our father, who had left
to drink at the Duchenot tavern,

1133
01:17:44,209 --> 01:17:47,293
died, froze in the pond,
because of his clubfoot.

1134
01:17:48,793 --> 01:17:50,126
It's awful!

1135
01:17:51,409 --> 01:17:54,068
- It's crazy!
- Ahaha... Ah, crazy!

1136
01:17:54,251 --> 01:17:57,334
So, if I understood correctly... you are
Jacquard's half-brother.

1137
01:17:58,959 --> 01:18:00,258
Crazy, crazy!

1138
01:18:00,293 --> 01:18:02,376
- Okay! Crazy !
- Crazy !

1139
01:18:02,751 --> 01:18:04,251
Crazy !

1140
01:18:04,334 --> 01:18:06,626
Ah, quays, it’s crazy!

1141
01:18:08,243 --> 01:18:12,418
I don't see why Jacquard didn't have us
talked about that. It's true ! There is no
no shame in having had a crippled dad!

1142
01:18:13,126 --> 01:18:14,501
Okay!

1143
01:18:16,043 --> 01:18:19,126
- Sorry about your poor dad.
- THANKS.

1144
01:18:20,251 --> 01:18:22,542
What's wrong with this bitch,
to talk to me about dad?

1145
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:27,766
What are you lurking near
trash, the pilferer!

1146
01:18:28,184 --> 01:18:30,834
Come here right away!
But let go of me, scumbag, eh!

1147
01:18:31,042 --> 01:18:36,709
- I'm sixty percent injured at work!
- But you will explain that to the police!
- Let go of Lady Ginette! Let go, you beggar!

1148
01:18:36,959 --> 01:18:38,959
Lady Ginette is my good and sweet friend!

1149
01:18:39,959 --> 01:18:41,876
- Madame is a friend of Monsieur?
- Yes.

1150
01:18:42,084 --> 01:18:44,584
Yes, she is friendly.
And it is a great pleasure to welcome him here.

1151
01:18:44,926 --> 01:18:48,626
- And knock!
- As the gentleman wishes! Eh...eh...
As Madame had her head in the trash...

1152
01:18:48,834 --> 01:18:51,667
If you searched a little more often
in the trash, you would have without
doubt a prettier bow tie!

1153
01:18:53,326 --> 01:18:55,542
That's true!
The people, with all their money, there,

1154
01:18:55,792 --> 01:19:00,201
they throw away things that are still useful
really good! Just yesterday,
I found these great barely spun tights!

1155
01:19:03,876 --> 01:19:05,501
Oh, the beautiful... apple, ah-ha-ha!

1156
01:19:08,167 --> 01:19:12,501
- Are you letting a tramp into the hotel?
- Shut up, asshole.
She's the boss's brother's girl!

1157
01:19:12,792 --> 01:19:14,251
But we're going to get thrown out, eh!

1158
01:19:14,459 --> 01:19:17,376
Don't be afraid!
The castle now belongs to my family.

1159
01:19:17,542 --> 01:19:18,979
Without a tank?

1160
01:19:19,014 --> 01:19:20,417
Oh, come on! Come visit!

1161
01:19:22,251 --> 01:19:23,751
Hey! Ladies and gentlemen!

1162
01:19:26,792 --> 01:19:31,901
- But, Madam, Sir, this is the management office!
- Shut up, naughty girl! This is my son's office! He is my blood!

1163
01:19:35,792 --> 01:19:38,167
What is this binz? !

1164
01:19:39,667 --> 01:19:42,417
Jacqueline, what is he
happened in the hallway?

1165
01:19:44,001 --> 01:19:45,132
It's your fillot, sir...

1166
01:19:45,167 --> 01:19:48,626
Ah, but it doesn't hold up,
these old piles of shit, eh!

1167
01:19:48,834 --> 01:19:51,642
No, but it doesn't matter!
I'm going to reassemble it, I'm very used to it.

1168
01:19:53,459 --> 01:19:54,876
You have to grease it.
She's all messed up!

1169
01:19:55,084 --> 01:19:56,876
Who allowed you to enter?
It's strictly private here!

1170
01:19:57,084 --> 01:20:01,642
I wanted to show my friend Ginette our castle.
- Dame Ginette, it’s my fillot!
- Hello fillot!

1171
01:20:01,917 --> 01:20:04,742
- That one, she messed up the carpet with her groles!
- Okay, then stop laughing.

1172
01:20:05,101 --> 01:20:06,792
Out, bums!
I'm calling the police.

1173
01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:08,792
But you are my fillot!

1174
01:20:09,001 --> 01:20:10,091
I love you !

1175
01:20:10,126 --> 01:20:11,751
I am proud of your success!

1176
01:20:12,084 --> 01:20:15,134
- Let me go, you bastard!
Freddy, let go of the Malinois!
-Brutus?

1177
01:20:15,626 --> 01:20:17,021
But there are customers in the hotel, Jacques.

1178
01:20:17,056 --> 01:20:18,757
I don't care!

1179
01:20:18,792 --> 01:20:23,659
- But don't get carried away, my son, it's family!
- Soft, fillot, eh!
- No, no! That's enough!

1180
01:20:24,709 --> 01:20:26,084
Freddy, let go of the beast!

1181
01:20:31,626 --> 01:20:32,896
Hey! There is courage!

1182
01:20:32,931 --> 01:20:34,132
The exit is that way, my grandfather!

1183
01:20:34,167 --> 01:20:36,334
Mortecouille! I will find
the chapel, I have my treasure!

1184
01:20:36,658 --> 01:20:38,658
My treasure, my treasure!
We're going to get our balls eaten!

1185
01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,042
My chapel! My chapel!

1186
01:20:41,766 --> 01:20:43,766
 The ravaged abbey, what a pity!

1187
01:21:05,876 --> 01:21:07,417
Very happy to welcome you, Mr Bernay.

1188
01:21:07,452 --> 01:21:09,209
Exhausting journey.

1189
01:21:11,709 --> 01:21:13,126
Ah, damn!

1190
01:21:17,917 --> 01:21:20,459
Ah, mazette, eh! You are rich!

1191
01:21:24,459 --> 01:21:26,376
- How do we deal with the dogs?
- Hand over your bag!

1192
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,800
- Eh ?
- We're going to trap him!

1193
01:21:36,242 --> 01:21:38,917
Feigned, feigned, the dog, aahh!

1194
01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:56,375
I don't know who it is, but...
probably an enemy of the family.

1195
01:22:14,209 --> 01:22:15,625
My little girl!

1196
01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:18,250
Oh, Hub, Hub!
Help! Aahh!

1197
01:22:19,842 --> 01:22:22,459
- Aahh, Hub!
- Hold on, my little girl!

1198
01:22:32,209 --> 01:22:35,084
- Without you, we were screwed!
- Certainly!

1199
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,375
Old slugs...

1200
01:22:41,584 --> 01:22:44,834
Serpent's tongues,
rotten fish...

1201
01:22:45,084 --> 01:22:47,500
All the old enchanter's potions!

1202
01:22:47,709 --> 01:22:49,500
Look at these old books.
We are approaching the treasure.

1203
01:22:49,709 --> 01:22:51,084
The grimoire!

1204
01:22:58,667 --> 01:23:00,125
All is lost!

1205
01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:08,917
Did you see? It's just opened, Hub!

1206
01:23:09,167 --> 01:23:10,875
I have a bit of a liver!

1207
01:23:14,209 --> 01:23:17,417
He who risks nothing gets nothing.
I go first.

1208
01:23:20,741 --> 01:23:23,541
- Aahh!
- My little girl!
- Oh! ...Ah!

1209
01:23:24,709 --> 01:23:27,500
What ? Hub, no!
Give it some slack!

1210
01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,834
Hub! ...
Help!

1211
01:23:33,917 --> 01:23:35,209
Do you see a grimoire?

1212
01:23:37,042 --> 01:23:38,334
- Oh my God !
- What ? So what is it?

1213
01:23:38,459 --> 01:23:39,917
There is a word!

1214
01:23:41,667 --> 01:23:44,917
“Godfrey of Montmirail, if you
get here, call urgently
during office hours

1215
01:23:45,167 --> 01:23:48,175
at 68.77.79, ask for Mr... Ferdinand? »

1216
01:23:53,375 --> 01:23:59,650
- This way. No, not you. Sir only.
- No but, wait.
- Sorry, my little girl.
- No but, wait, but...

1217
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:02,234
Charming!

1218
01:24:03,875 --> 01:24:06,542
Approach. Godfrey of Montmirail?

1219
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:08,792
You are... the first count of the name?

1220
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:09,840
Yes, it's me.

1221
01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:11,500
I've been waiting for you for over 30 years.

1222
01:24:11,709 --> 01:24:13,007
Who are you?

1223
01:24:13,042 --> 01:24:16,667
I am the descendant
of the magus Eusaebius.

1224
01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:19,209
I'm on a mission to send you back
in your time.

1225
01:24:19,417 --> 01:24:24,584
So that you save Eusaebius,
who is right now
terribly questioned.

1226
01:24:24,834 --> 01:24:30,509
I prepared the drink
following the recipes listed
in my grandfather's grimoire.

1227
01:24:31,334 --> 01:24:34,375
Leave it!
The potion is on the shelf.

1228
01:24:39,834 --> 01:24:41,917
Yes, it's quite that sticky smell.

1229
01:24:42,167 --> 01:24:46,359
My ancestor's diary speaks
of one of your companions.

1230
01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:49,042
Where is he?
- At the castle.

1231
01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:54,375
You must leave with him before midnight.
Otherwise, we will have to wait 33 years.

1232
01:24:54,667 --> 01:24:57,000
If you can't go back to your past,

1233
01:24:57,209 --> 01:24:59,334
another future will take place,

1234
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:01,209
in which you will have no descendants,

1235
01:25:01,375 --> 01:25:04,750
since you could not
get married and have children.

1236
01:25:07,792 --> 01:25:09,007
SO ?

1237
01:25:09,042 --> 01:25:12,417
- What was so confidential about him to tell you?
- Let's go back to the castle quickly, my little girl!

1238
01:25:23,708 --> 01:25:25,667
It was the provost's cart that arrested me!

1239
01:25:26,083 --> 01:25:27,958
But what is this ambulance doing there?

1240
01:25:28,167 --> 01:25:30,292
Oh, ma'am! Quick, it’s your poor husband!

1241
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:34,700
- My Jean-Pierre?!
- He came here mad with rage saying
that you hung up on him,

1242
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:39,917
and the Malinois bit him until he bled.
Come quickly. It's over there...
- But...

1243
01:25:41,917 --> 01:25:43,340
But Jean-Pierre, what’s happening to you?

1244
01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:46,992
It's Jacquard's dog, he pecked my calf!
For no reason! While I was
paying for the taxi.

1245
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:52,167
No but, my little girl, what is your husband doing,
bare ass, in front of this woman?
She rubs his buttocks.

1246
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:56,233
- Hub! She's a nurse
who gives him an injection! OK?
- Yes ! And let him come out.

1247
01:25:56,708 --> 01:25:58,125
I would like someone to take my injection in peace!

1248
01:26:00,625 --> 01:26:01,590
Excuse me, doctor.

1249
01:26:01,625 --> 01:26:02,917
- Excuse us.
- Oh no, shit!

1250
01:26:03,208 --> 01:26:05,000
Is it a station hall or what?
I'm going to charge for the visit!

1251
01:26:05,208 --> 01:26:07,008
- Hold. You are there, you.
- Yes.

1252
01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:12,167
Well, did Brutus really have you
attacked without the slightest reason or is it
wouldn't you have excited him a little...

1253
01:26:12,542 --> 01:26:14,007
before?
Who did I excite?

1254
01:26:14,042 --> 01:26:16,250
Oh, sorry.
Did the dentist hurt himself?

1255
01:26:16,850 --> 01:26:20,792
Yes. I'm tired of people ogling my ass!

1256
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,042
Eh, Jean-Pierre, but... you're becoming paranoid!
Nobody looked!

1257
01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:28,333
We ask for cousin Hubert on the phone.

1258
01:26:28,917 --> 01:26:31,000
Godfrey? Godfrey?

1259
01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:34,167
<i>Godfrey!</i>

1260
01:26:34,583 --> 01:26:36,625
Montjoie!
<i>Montjoie!</i>

1261
01:26:37,417 --> 01:26:39,250
It’s Jacquouille, my Godfrey!

1262
01:26:39,458 --> 01:26:41,958
It's... It's not worth it
to scream
in the little box!

1263
01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:46,282
<i>Hola! Hello !
Stop, stop yelling...
There you go!</i>

1264
01:26:46,992 --> 01:26:50,467
<i>Speak calmly
in the little holes! ...
The little holes! </i>

1265
01:26:50,792 --> 01:26:52,048
Where are you, scoundrel?

1266
01:26:52,083 --> 01:26:55,833
Bowling, with Dame Ginette!
And I'm no longer a marauder.

1267
01:26:56,320 --> 01:27:02,420
Hey Jacky! I throw the ball and
I'm having a blast! ... Come on !

1268
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,292
We're bursting!

1269
01:27:06,333 --> 01:27:07,708
You have been a good master, Godfrey.

1270
01:27:07,917 --> 01:27:10,292
- Sir Godfrey!
- <i>Yes, Godfrey.</i>

1271
01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:11,833
The best master.

1272
01:27:12,083 --> 01:27:14,000
More severe, but fairer
as the Bailli of Montfaucon.

1273
01:27:14,792 --> 01:27:16,083
Wait a minute, marauder.

1274
01:27:16,292 --> 01:27:17,875
Oh no, not a crook!
There are no more marauders! Oh !

1275
01:27:18,292 --> 01:27:20,375
Leave your lord alone, rogues!

1276
01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:23,667
But anyway, say so!

1277
01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:25,208
The goons?
But what is he talking about?

1278
01:27:25,583 --> 01:27:27,317
- A problem, boss?
- No.

1279
01:27:28,417 --> 01:27:29,507
I have big news!

1280
01:27:29,542 --> 01:27:31,583
- I have everything you need
return home.
- At our place?

1281
01:27:32,083 --> 01:27:33,458
The half and the parrot, is it for you?

1282
01:27:33,493 --> 01:27:34,715
Oh no, Godfrey. I'm staying here!

1283
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:38,042
- I repeat, I have a half and
Is a parrot for you?
- Okay!

1284
01:27:39,708 --> 01:27:40,882
Dame Ginette proposed to me!

1285
01:27:40,917 --> 01:27:44,458
-And who is this asshole?
- A sado-masochist, having fun with the bitch over there.

1286
01:27:44,667 --> 01:27:47,500
- No, but I'm dreaming!
She plays with her heels on the runway!
-Strike!

1287
01:27:47,708 --> 01:27:49,042
- You have to come back!
- <i>No, no, no</i> ...

1288
01:27:49,250 --> 01:27:53,375
My respectful homage to Lady
Frénégonde. I will miss you,
but I'm so comfortable here!

1289
01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:56,458
You are crazy!
There is nothing good here for us.

1290
01:27:56,667 --> 01:27:58,417
I'll live with it.
Ah-ha...

1291
01:27:58,625 --> 01:28:03,125
- What the hell are you doing with your boots on the track? !
- Well what?
- If you want to play, put this on.
- But let me go! But I don't want your shit!

1292
01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:05,208
I order you to come back here quickly!

1293
01:28:05,417 --> 01:28:06,542
I refuse.

1294
01:28:06,577 --> 01:28:07,965
Okay...

1295
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,542
As you want.

1296
01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:10,840
Doesn't that make you angry?

1297
01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:13,625
No...
Everyone has their own death.

1298
01:28:15,042 --> 01:28:19,333
Yes. I need to warn you, my Frapouille,
I saw an enchanter earlier.

1299
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:24,458
He told me that...if you didn't come back
home before the full moon,

1300
01:28:24,625 --> 01:28:27,750
your insides would rot,
and you were going to die like a plague.

1301
01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:31,125
I don't believe you, Sir.
You want to scare me.

1302
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:36,833
You have already started to rot,
I want it as proof...
the foul smell of your mouth.

1303
01:28:37,875 --> 01:28:41,250
Come back before midnight.
Otherwise...

1304
01:28:41,667 --> 01:28:42,923
<i>Farewell.</i>

1305
01:28:42,958 --> 01:28:49,508
Sir... Sir Godfrey!
Sir Godfrey! Sir Godfrey!
Sir Godfrey! Sir Godfrey!

1306
01:28:51,167 --> 01:28:54,458
Forgive my abruptness earlier,
but I'm bubbling with joy
at the idea of going home.

1307
01:28:54,482 --> 01:28:56,782
- Are you leaving?
- Yes.
- Oh, what good news!

1308
01:28:57,083 --> 01:28:58,500
It would be indiscreet of you
ask where you live?

1309
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:00,208
At my house.

1310
01:29:01,458 --> 01:29:05,000
-And where is “home”?
- It's here and elsewhere.
You can't understand.

1311
01:29:06,458 --> 01:29:10,208
They're up to something with her boyfriend.
I caught them dealing
in the fireplace of his room.

1312
01:29:10,791 --> 01:29:15,583
Ah, well... Before leaving, I will
engage in a little investigation
on your strange tenant!

1313
01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,250
Hey, you, naughty one! Approach !

1314
01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:24,958
No, what a bastard! This idiot is sick!

1315
01:29:25,166 --> 01:29:26,625
Ah, he stinks! It's a real infection!

1316
01:29:30,083 --> 01:29:31,375
Where has Lady Beatrice gone?

1317
01:29:31,583 --> 01:29:32,881
She went upstairs to change for dinner.

1318
01:29:32,916 --> 01:29:37,500
Your cousin very kindly accepted
the invitation of Mr. Édouard Bernay,
of the Bernay and Bernay bank.

1319
01:29:37,708 --> 01:29:40,791
Yes, in our bank we appreciate
hugely large families.

1320
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:43,958
Thanks be to you,
nice Bernay... and Bernay!

1321
01:29:44,541 --> 01:29:47,375
- He's trying to take me on?
- Oh no, that's not his type at all.

1322
01:29:53,125 --> 01:29:57,208
When you think that these are my ancestors
who built all this. They were
still super crazy!

1323
01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:59,958
- Well done ancestors, we almost got eaten twice...
- What are you doing here?

1324
01:30:00,125 --> 01:30:05,408
I came to show this incorrigible
Cartesian that we were on the verge of
discover the treasure of Montmirail.

1325
01:30:05,432 --> 01:30:09,632
- And that's where you took your cousin to play tag?
- Come on. Leave me now. Get out!
- Sick !

1326
01:30:13,083 --> 01:30:15,291
Ah! Did you call me, Mr. Bernay?

1327
01:30:15,791 --> 01:30:17,125
Tell me, Jacquard...

1328
01:30:17,791 --> 01:30:21,708
Your cousin from Montmirail... wouldn't
a little tsoin-tsoin, by chance?

1329
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:23,381
And what do you call “tsoin-tsoin”?

1330
01:30:23,416 --> 01:30:27,583
And yes. No one is safe from having
a gay cousin and an alcoholic father...
Ha, ha, ha...

1331
01:30:27,791 --> 01:30:30,375
This is no reason to deny
your family, old man.

1332
01:30:30,583 --> 01:30:32,958
What right do you have to insult my dad?
Who is retired in Menton?

1333
01:30:33,166 --> 01:30:34,916
I don't ask you
if your father stinks ass

1334
01:30:35,125 --> 01:30:37,166
or if your wife is drunk in secret!
You idiot!

1335
01:30:38,291 --> 01:30:40,958
Yes, but that, with him, the family,
It’s a taboo subject, phew.

1336
01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:47,341
- You didn't know about the underground?
- No.
- Yeah... What is that?

1337
01:30:47,708 --> 01:30:50,875
But who allowed you in
in my room without
ask for an audience?

1338
01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:55,166
I warn you. All that will be found
in this underground belongs to the hotel
whatever the amount!

1339
01:30:55,791 --> 01:30:57,250
What is this? Crack?

1340
01:30:57,458 --> 01:31:00,750
LSD? Give me that right now.
I'm going to have it analyzed in Montluçon!

1341
01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:04,750
Attention !
No tricks, ah!
I am armed.

1342
01:31:07,041 --> 01:31:09,750
Ah, Hilda, are you still at home?
I'm lucky.

1343
01:31:09,958 --> 01:31:13,500
You're going to jump in a taxi and
bring me my black cocktail dress.

1344
01:31:13,708 --> 01:31:14,925
We have dinner.
Oohh...

1345
01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:16,833
Hub, we knock before we enter!

1346
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,033
Give me the little pink balls, my little girl.

1347
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:23,131
But what else does he want!

1348
01:31:23,166 --> 01:31:24,916
Do you have anxiety?
Do you want your painkillers, Hubert?

1349
01:31:25,125 --> 01:31:26,298
But what's wrong with him?

1350
01:31:26,333 --> 01:31:31,458
What's wrong with him? What's wrong with him?
He finally understands that he is
to lose your temper. There is progress!
Perhaps he will ask to be interned himself!

1351
01:31:31,666 --> 01:31:35,125
Jean-Pierre, you are super disappointing.
I assure you.

1352
01:31:35,333 --> 01:31:37,291
Free us immediately!

1353
01:31:37,500 --> 01:31:39,250
Yes, and you will have extenuating circumstances!

1354
01:31:39,416 --> 01:31:44,050
- Hold. Swallow it, man.
- The shortest jokes are...
- We do not sequester a Quartermaster.

1355
01:31:44,958 --> 01:31:47,291
Well, listen, it's not worth it,
I'll be quiet!

1356
01:31:47,583 --> 01:31:49,625
- Cousin Hubert is joining us?
- Yes, he's coming.

1357
01:31:50,750 --> 01:31:54,708
- No but, because they don't
no longer served after 9:30 a.m.
- Madam Countess.

1358
01:32:08,791 --> 01:32:10,125
Let's eat!

1359
01:32:13,125 --> 01:32:15,708
You knew of the existence of this
underground, Mr. Jacquard?

1360
01:32:15,916 --> 01:32:17,958
But obviously not!
Obviously not!

1361
01:32:18,166 --> 01:32:19,381
Help!

1362
01:32:19,416 --> 01:32:21,166
Has no one seen Quartermaster Gibon?

1363
01:32:21,374 --> 01:32:23,999
He is with Jacques-Henri.
Have a drink at the bar on the house.

1364
01:32:26,633 --> 01:32:31,324
Ah, it used to be much more welcoming.
Whole trees were burned.

1365
01:32:31,348 --> 01:32:33,548
There were beautiful rugs on the floors and walls.

1366
01:32:34,033 --> 01:32:38,824
There wasn't an evening without
jugglers, minstrels and ribalds.

1367
01:32:39,941 --> 01:32:41,583
I remember one night,

1368
01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:45,541
where a fire-eater had ignited
Lady Phlegmonde's headdress.

1369
01:32:45,749 --> 01:32:49,416
We had to throw her out fully dressed
in the moats, which were frozen!

1370
01:32:49,624 --> 01:32:51,416
It's always very picturesque,
these family stories!

1371
01:32:54,333 --> 01:32:57,499
Ah, it’s sensational how well he tells it!
We feel like we're there.

1372
01:32:57,708 --> 01:32:59,641
- No ?
- But where?
- The big one over there...

1373
01:33:00,124 --> 01:33:02,083
...not the one who gave us
so much trouble at the presbytery?

1374
01:33:07,249 --> 01:33:11,791
- Oh!
- Oh well. Didn't you hurt yourself, my grandfather?
I don't have a good handle on this thing yet.

1375
01:33:11,999 --> 01:33:13,208
Good evening naughty!

1376
01:33:13,243 --> 01:33:14,329
Hello, miss!

1377
01:33:14,364 --> 01:33:15,515
Sir, Madam, I...?

1378
01:33:15,550 --> 01:33:16,795
Where is Monsieur Godfrey!

1379
01:33:16,830 --> 01:33:18,041
Damn ass!

1380
01:33:18,541 --> 01:33:19,874
There.

1381
01:33:20,208 --> 01:33:21,708
Ladies and gentlemen!

1382
01:33:22,583 --> 01:33:24,666
Good evening Madam.
Good day sir.

1383
01:33:29,916 --> 01:33:33,249
My Jacquouille!
You decided to come!
I'm very happy about it.

1384
01:33:33,473 --> 01:33:35,273
Ladies and gentlemen, eh. Mr. Goulard.

1385
01:33:35,916 --> 01:33:40,374
Come and drink to the health of our friends, my Fripouille!
Before we leave.

1386
01:33:40,583 --> 01:33:41,833
When are you leaving?

1387
01:33:41,868 --> 01:33:43,483
- From this evening.
- This evening ?

1388
01:33:43,749 --> 01:33:45,083
Are you going to drive at night, then?

1389
01:33:45,166 --> 01:33:46,583
Certainly.

1390
01:33:46,599 --> 01:33:49,874
I love driving at night.
I have ten out of ten in each eye and...
I'm a bit of a nyctalope.

1391
01:33:50,124 --> 01:33:51,833
And then very honestly, we are
much less bothered by idiots.

1392
01:33:52,041 --> 01:33:53,603
Except when it's foggy.

1393
01:33:53,638 --> 01:33:55,166
Me, I don't realize,
I'm still in a helicopter.

1394
01:34:00,458 --> 01:34:01,874
I'm not leaving anymore, Sir!

1395
01:34:02,224 --> 01:34:05,699
Yeah, we're getting married. He is shy.
He doesn't dare ask you to act as witness.

1396
01:34:06,208 --> 01:34:09,533
You can stay too!
I have the antidote to rot!

1397
01:34:10,783 --> 01:34:13,008
- Your bag, Ginette!
- Hey, wait, butterfly!

1398
01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:17,424
Such a mess in this new bag!
There are too many pockets,
we could shit in it!

1399
01:34:17,999 --> 01:34:19,006
What did she say?

1400
01:34:19,041 --> 01:34:21,291
What branch are you in, Mr...?

1401
01:34:21,791 --> 01:34:24,416
Ouch.
Like a... eh... socket.

1402
01:34:26,749 --> 01:34:29,541
There is no rotting
resist... with toothpaste!

1403
01:34:29,749 --> 01:34:32,266
- The what?
- It's diamond!

1404
01:34:41,499 --> 01:34:42,791
And that’s the job!

1405
01:34:43,333 --> 01:34:45,208
Oh no, but there.
It’s still disgusting!

1406
01:34:46,624 --> 01:34:48,458
- That's enough! Come!
- Oh, no, but no...

1407
01:34:49,324 --> 01:34:52,416
- What's the matter with that big brute?
- But I'm throwing him out!

1408
01:34:52,874 --> 01:34:54,874
But let go!
Knot head!

1409
01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:02,041
What are they playing there?

1410
01:35:02,416 --> 01:35:05,049
Edgar! Edgar!

1411
01:35:05,624 --> 01:35:06,958
Are you okay, Édouard?

1412
01:35:08,374 --> 01:35:10,166
No, Sir!

1413
01:35:10,333 --> 01:35:11,749
No, Sir!

1414
01:35:16,024 --> 01:35:18,666
- Advance !
- You have no right
to force me to go home! No !

1415
01:35:18,874 --> 01:35:22,083
I am no longer a serf!
I am a free man!

1416
01:35:22,291 --> 01:35:25,916
Long live the Revolution!
Long live the Revolution!

1417
01:35:36,583 --> 01:35:39,416
Oh, look! It was your fillet!
He was a good man.

1418
01:35:39,624 --> 01:35:43,416
- He understood where justice was.
- His head was cut off for that, manant!

1419
01:35:43,624 --> 01:35:44,749
Freddy!

1420
01:35:44,784 --> 01:35:45,975
Help!

1421
01:35:46,010 --> 01:35:46,966
Help!

1422
01:35:47,133 --> 01:35:48,666
- So what is that?
- It's your fillet.

1423
01:35:48,874 --> 01:35:51,457
- I locked him up. He was harmful.
- You trapped him! ?

1424
01:35:51,666 --> 01:35:54,082
I will leave the passage open
so that we can find him.
Drink !

1425
01:35:55,406 --> 01:36:02,506
Ouch, ouch... I'm in pain... Ouch, ouch... Ah... Ah! Aahh!

1426
01:36:04,130 --> 01:36:05,530
Hub! It’s Bea!

1427
01:36:07,916 --> 01:36:10,041
What did you do to Monsieur Ouille?

1428
01:36:10,374 --> 01:36:11,832
My God ! My stomach! Ah!

1429
01:36:12,457 --> 01:36:13,874
I don't have time.
Listen to me, my little girl.

1430
01:36:13,909 --> 01:36:15,172
I'm listening to you, Hubert.

1431
01:36:15,207 --> 01:36:17,749
I am not Hubert.
I am Godfrey,

1432
01:36:17,957 --> 01:36:20,916
Amaury de Malfète,
Count of Montmirail,
Apremont and Papincourt.

1433
01:36:21,332 --> 01:36:25,457
Son of Aldebert de Malfête
and Thibaude de Montfaucon.

1434
01:36:26,749 --> 01:36:28,082
I am your ancestor.

1435
01:36:36,457 --> 01:36:37,791
Torticier!

1436
01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:52,284
Is that you? Is that you, Freddy?

1437
01:36:54,957 --> 01:36:56,999
I beg your forgiveness, my son.

1438
01:36:58,023 --> 01:37:06,323
Fred? Is that you, Fred? ...Ah, Freddy...

1439
01:37:07,874 --> 01:37:11,332
I'm fed up with your sales pitches!
I don't believe you, that's all.

1440
01:37:11,749 --> 01:37:13,666
So... Change disk. OK?

1441
01:37:13,999 --> 01:37:16,166
Shit ! Damn! Puppy!

1442
01:37:18,749 --> 01:37:24,582
You don't believe me? I'll show you
something you've never seen...
That no one has ever seen.

1443
01:37:25,791 --> 01:37:27,541
That you'll never see him again.

1444
01:37:28,999 --> 01:37:31,707
Sit back and watch.

1445
01:37:33,831 --> 01:37:37,031
It's, it's, it's, it's too much...
I...I...I feel like throwing up.

1446
01:37:42,582 --> 01:37:44,332
What's wrong?
Do you have a stomach ache?

1447
01:37:47,156 --> 01:38:03,456
Per Horus... And per Ra...
Et per Sol Invictus... Duceres.

1448
01:38:10,332 --> 01:38:14,374
Ouch... Where... where... Where is...
Where is Mr. Ouille?

1449
01:38:14,707 --> 01:38:18,207
Where does your Jacky get his money from?
It doesn't cost two francs,
a collector's car.

1450
01:38:18,416 --> 01:38:20,624
This is his fortune. It's personal.

1451
01:38:20,832 --> 01:38:25,416
In a way, he's part of the family
of the owner here and he wants to marry me.
So, serving, serving!

1452
01:38:25,749 --> 01:38:28,332
But why don't you have me
told everything from the start?

1453
01:38:28,541 --> 01:38:32,249
I did it.
But you didn't listen to me.

1454
01:38:33,249 --> 01:38:35,791
It's true.
I... I ask your forgiveness, Godfrey.

1455
01:38:35,999 --> 01:38:40,874
I'm leaving, my Beatrice. It was
a great happiness for me to know you.

1456
01:38:41,082 --> 01:38:44,249
Godfrey, I am so moved,
I don't know what to say.

1457
01:38:44,457 --> 01:38:46,999
It's awful.
We won't see each other again.

1458
01:38:47,332 --> 01:38:50,457
It's already so unique
to be able to touch you...

1459
01:38:50,749 --> 01:38:54,416
My little one. My little girl.

1460
01:38:56,166 --> 01:38:59,166
You know, I lied to you.

1461
01:39:00,041 --> 01:39:02,957
I was not looking in these walls
of hidden treasure, but

1462
01:39:03,124 --> 01:39:06,082
the magic formula to be able to return.
Forgive me.

1463
01:39:06,291 --> 01:39:09,932
- There is no treasure that
worth our meeting.
- Certainly.

1464
01:39:10,207 --> 01:39:13,041
Nothing is more moving than
to have been able to know his descendants.

1465
01:39:13,624 --> 01:39:14,957
Bea?

1466
01:39:17,291 --> 01:39:18,616
Bea, are you there?

1467
01:39:20,207 --> 01:39:23,374
I swear to you, my life will seem to me
so commonplace now!

1468
01:39:23,665 --> 01:39:26,790
You must forget me.
You have your children.

1469
01:39:27,499 --> 01:39:31,124
Kiss Florian and Ondine very hard
from an old ancestor.

1470
01:39:32,582 --> 01:39:37,124
And just keep deep down
your soul a little memory of me.

1471
01:39:39,415 --> 01:39:40,957
I love you, my Beatrice.

1472
01:39:41,415 --> 01:39:42,832
Me too. I love you.

1473
01:39:43,856 --> 01:39:51,856
Per Horus... Et per Râ... Et per Sol Invictus... Duceres!

1474
01:39:54,249 --> 01:39:55,957
What is going on here!

1475
01:39:56,540 --> 01:40:00,540
Secret passage! This way! ...
Quartermaster Gibon!

1476
01:40:00,824 --> 01:40:04,415
- Don't you have anything, my darling? Didn't he hurt you?
- No, no, my Jean-Pierre, no.
- Chief !

1477
01:40:04,624 --> 01:40:07,790
- Where did Hubert go?
- You won't be able to understand,
you like exact sciences too much.

1478
01:40:08,124 --> 01:40:11,874
Listen, spare me your comments
heartbreaking and answer me precisely,
I beg you.

1479
01:40:12,082 --> 01:40:15,332
- Where is your cousin?
- He left with Mr. Ouille.

1480
01:40:17,090 --> 01:40:19,499
Psst! Are the Provost’s men gone?

1481
01:40:19,749 --> 01:40:22,990
- But what are you telling me?
There he is, your Monsieur Ouille!
- Mr. Ouille!

1482
01:40:23,457 --> 01:40:26,749
Sshh! I slip away.
I'm going to find Dame Ginette.

1483
01:40:29,499 --> 01:40:32,332
But... So who went with...

1484
01:40:33,290 --> 01:40:34,624
Shit !

1485
01:40:56,749 --> 01:40:58,540
She is being chased by a bear!

1486
01:40:59,582 --> 01:41:00,964
Frénégonde!

1487
01:41:00,999 --> 01:41:03,449
Move aside, my dear!
Get out of the way!

1488
01:41:04,473 --> 01:41:06,473
Come back!

1489
01:41:08,207 --> 01:41:11,040
<i>And if you find enough </i>

1490
01:41:11,290 --> 01:41:14,374
<i>strength within yourself,
you can then deviate</i>

1491
01:41:14,624 --> 01:41:17,040
<i>the shot of your crossbow.</i>

1492
01:41:18,064 --> 01:41:26,064
No-o-o-o-n!
Aa-a-a-a-h!

1493
01:41:29,299 --> 01:41:32,174
Mortecouille!
You almost skewered me!

1494
01:41:32,415 --> 01:41:35,832
Ah! I would not have killed
the father of my promised sweetness!

1495
01:41:36,040 --> 01:41:39,040
That time seemed long to me
without you, my pretty Godfrey!

1496
01:41:41,999 --> 01:41:44,374
- Ouch! It's hard!
- Sorry, my dear.

1497
01:41:44,582 --> 01:41:46,665
Jacquouille!
Where are you, maraud?

1498
01:41:46,915 --> 01:41:48,665
Come get my crossbow!

1499
01:41:48,874 --> 01:41:50,089
He is here, Sir!

1500
01:41:50,124 --> 01:41:51,665
He grumbles in jester's clothes!

1501
01:41:55,582 --> 01:41:56,999
But where are we?!

1502
01:41:59,082 --> 01:42:00,499
But where is Freddy?!

1503
01:42:01,244 --> 01:42:03,710
But...Who are you?!

1504
01:42:04,632 --> 01:42:06,915
Hold ! ...Put away that crossbow!

1505
01:42:07,124 --> 01:42:08,624
And grease it at the castle.

1506
01:42:08,832 --> 01:42:10,255
What are you doing there?

1507
01:42:10,290 --> 01:42:12,207
And take a dip in the river.
You stink!

1508
01:42:13,631 --> 01:42:21,631
But... But... But... Cara miche... But...

1509
01:42:22,207 --> 01:42:25,582
Well, Fripouille!
Did you mop yourself in the vinasse?

1510
01:42:28,915 --> 01:42:30,374
No, but what is this binz?

1511
01:42:30,957 --> 01:42:34,665
And obey your lord,
it would hurt me to whip you
a wedding day!

1512
01:42:37,290 --> 01:42:38,624
Certainly!

1513
01:42:40,332 --> 01:42:41,749
Obey nimbly, my Jacquouille!

1514
01:42:42,374 --> 01:42:43,707
Damn!

1515
01:42:44,299 --> 01:42:45,632
Puppy!

1516
01:42:47,215 --> 01:42:48,924
It's crazy!

1517
01:42:49,782 --> 01:42:51,198
OK?

1518
01:42:52,748 --> 01:42:54,332
Give your jewelry, funny guy!

1519
01:42:56,956 --> 01:42:58,956
But ! ... But ! ...

1520
01:42:59,457 --> 01:43:02,665
Cousin Hubert!
What is this charade?

1521
01:43:06,123 --> 01:43:07,873
But what is this binz?

1522
01:43:10,332 --> 01:43:11,707
But I'm hallucinating!

1523
01:43:11,998 --> 01:43:15,540
What the hell is this binz!

1524
01:46:28,748 --> 01:46:32,748
Subtitles by: Vitaly (vipo) (Leningrad-Gush Dan).
Based on: http://www.opensubtitles.org/en/subtitles/4615974/les-visiteurs-fr
Made by listening in slow motion,
using transcripts, especially one by Guillaume/William Broome:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B-q0qIJ9VlPFTV9xSVpmY0hCbVU,
http://telescoop.tv/browse/731658/les-visiteurs.html,
numerous citation sites and a little help from my Francophone friends.
Editing program: "Subtitle Edit".

1525
01:47:00,000 --> 01:48:00,000
Notes

00h03m37.425s Amenti: liar
00h05m07.049s Soft purse: powerless
00h05m27.799s banish: summon an army by ban (decree)
acornardir: To make cowardly, To make stupid, to deceive.
00h11m37.757s Mortecouille! : for an unpleasant surprise.
It swells like a roach! : It thrashes around like a roach!
00h11m47.966s hairstyle: headdress, hat
00h12m16.464s devergoigneuse = without embarrassment / wanton
00h15m42.840s Scarface: Scarface
00h15m50.882s tickle: become senile (gaga)
00h16m17.173s cul-de-nonne: Belgian sweets
00h17m46.014s Ducere - leaving, departure
00h19m11.423s déconfier: betrayer - betray
00h20m10.131s Puire = puer: stink
00h22m35.173s Definition of ON HORSE
Any dish topped with a fried egg, as in a steak à cheval:
a sunny side up egg “riding” a (beef) patty.
(http://www.foodpyrenees.com/2013/10/25/your-friday-french-fundamentals-a-cheval/
00h24m09.089s Que t'espanouille? : What's the matter with you?
00h28m27.839s EDF Electricité de France: French national electricity board
00h32m29.922s Raid Gauloises : see https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_World_Championship
00h32m25.547s Saint-Cyrien : see https://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/Saint-Cyrien
00h33m14.047s faire avancer le schmilblick : try to find a solution to a problem
00h36m30.880s c'est du kif-kif bourricot : It is all the same
00h48m35.053s binz : issue ; problem ; mess (C'est quoi, ce binz? : What the heck's going on out here?)
00h48m51.170s Hourd : A hoard or hoarding was a temporary wooden
(shed-like) construction that was placed on the exterior of the ramparts of a castle during a siege.
https://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/hourd https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hourd
00h50m26.003s ARTE: the European culture channel.
00h52m23.753s [Speaking of a coin]
stumbling = who has the required weight: that has the required weight
Cash, hard and cold coins. Metallic money, liquid money: cash
00h52m29.753s to peel someone off: to disturb, to annoy greatly.
00h53m21.920s stamped: loony
00h56m19.920s pactouille (patouille): mess
00h59m28.786s ENA: National School of Administration
01h04m52.026s music from the tape recorder: see https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10150636973557336andid=90068697335
01h07m07.752s bibiche: (feminine) Term of affection. (My dear, don't you believe me?)
01h08m45.627s Huts (cabins, huts) - probably Huns
01h16m44.543s sagouin: rotter
01h18m44.926s And knock! : underlines a biting repartee
01h18m55.792s spun tights: torn tights
01h19m17.542s char and charre ; charre; tank; without charr; without tank; without cart;
without a cart? ; it’s charre; cart; ride a tank; make a tank; what a tank! ; not from the tank; in cart
Synonym: lie, insincerity, seriousness, seriously
01h19m53.459s crouilleuse: crouillat, crouille - racist term - Arab from North Africa
Should be rusty, rusty: rusty
01h20m12.084s Malinois: Belgian Shepherd Dog
01h26m56.320s I'm having fun (or a great time)
01h27m32.083s half: beer: 0.25 liter: ~half-pint: beer
01h30m33.166s stink like shit
01h33m00.124s give such a hard time (thread to twist)
01h41m50.124s ronchier: snoring: snore, snort