1
00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,520
[OWL HOOTING IN DISTANCE]
2
00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,720
[PANTING]
3
00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,800
[ANIMALS GROWLING]
4
00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,480
It's...
5
00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,760
NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.
6
00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,160
NARRATOR
7
00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,720
NARRATOR:
The larch.
8
00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,120
The larch.
9
00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,520
Mr. Larch, you have heard the case
for the prosecution.
10
00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,480
Is there anything you wish to say
before I pass sentence?
11
00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,880
Well, I'd just like to say, my lord,
that I've got a family,
12
00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,080
a wife and six kids,
13
00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,160
and I hope very much you don't
have to take away my freedom,
14
00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,480
because--
15
00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,160
Well, because, my lord,
16
00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:18,600
freedom is a state much prized
within the realm of civilized society.
17
00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,560
It is a bond wherewith
the savage man
18
00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,160
may charm the outward
hatchments of his soul
19
00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,080
and soothe the troubled breast
into a magnitude of quiet.
20
00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,480
[LOUDER] It is most
precious as a blessed balm,
21
00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,440
the saviour of princes,
the harbinger of happiness, yea,
22
00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,760
the very stuff and pith
of all we hold most dear.
23
00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,120
What frees the prisoner
in his lonely cell,
24
00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,480
chained within the bondage of rude
walls, far from the owl of Thebes?
25
00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,080
What fires and stirs
the woodcock in his springe,
26
00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,360
or wakes
the drowsy apricot betide?
27
00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,880
What goddess
doth the storm-tossed mariner
28
00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,360
offer most tempestuous
prayers to?
29
00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,000
Freedom.
30
00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,520
Freedom. Freedom.
31
00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,680
It's only a bloody parking offence.
32
00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:02,160
I'm sorry I'm late, my lord.
I couldn't find a kosher car park.
33
00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,480
Uh, don't bother to recap.
I'll pick it up as we go along.
34
00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,520
Call Mrs. Fiona Lewis.
35
00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,200
MAN:
Call Mrs. Fiona Lewis.
36
00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,040
I swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth
37
00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,440
and nothing but the truth.
So anyway,
38
00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,400
I said to her--
I said to her, I said,
39
00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,320
"They can't afford that
on what he earns."
40
00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,240
I mean, for a start,
the feathers get up your nose.
41
00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,800
I ask you, 4 and 6 a pound,
and him with a wooden leg?
42
00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,120
I don't know
how she puts up with it,
43
00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,080
after all the trouble she's had
with her you-know-what.
44
00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,200
Anyway, it was a white wedding,
much to everyone's surprise.
45
00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,800
Of course, they bought everything
on-the-hire purchase.
46
00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,920
I think they ought to send them
back where they come from.
47
00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,800
I mean,
you've got to be cruel to be kind.
48
00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,120
So Mrs. Harris said--
So she said-- She said-- She said--
49
00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,400
"The dead crab," she said, she said.
50
00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:49,160
Well, her sister's gone to Rhodesia,
what with her womb and all,
51
00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:53,080
and her youngest
as thin as a filing cabinet.
52
00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,680
And the goldfish. The goldfish,
they've got whooping cough.
53
00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,360
They keep spitting water at the Bratbys.
Well, they do, don't they?
54
00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,000
I mean, you can't, can you?
55
00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,720
I mean, they're not even married
or anything,
56
00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,360
they're not even divorced.
57
00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,320
And he's in the KGB, if you ask me.
58
00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,520
He says he's a tree surgeon,
but I don't like the sound of his liver.
59
00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,080
All that squeaking and banging
every night till the small hours.
60
00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,640
Well, his mother's been much better
since she had her head off.
61
00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,400
Yes, she has.
I said, "Don't you talk to me about-
62
00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,200
"Don't you talk to me
about bladders," I said.
63
00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,400
[DOOR CLOSES]
64
00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,400
Mr. Bartlett, I fail to see
the relevance of your last witness.
65
00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,320
Uh, my next witness will explain that
if my lordship will allow.
66
00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,000
I call the late Arthur Aldridge.
67
00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,560
The late Arthur Aldridge.
68
00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,400
The late Arthur Aldridge?
Yes, my lord.
69
00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,480
Mr. Bartlett, do you think
there is any real relevance
70
00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,080
in questioning the deceased?
71
00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,560
Uh, I beg your pardon, my lord?
72
00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,200
Well, I mean, your witness is dead.
Yes, my lord.
73
00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,600
Well, uh, virtually, my lord.
74
00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,080
He's not completely dead?
75
00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,800
No, he's not completely dead,
my lord.
76
00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,440
No. But he's not at all well.
77
00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,000
But if he's not dead,
what's he doing in a coffin?
78
00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,200
It's purely a precaution, my lord.
If I may continue?
79
00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,040
Uh, Mr. Aldridge, uh, you were a--
80
00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:01,120
You are a stockbroker
of 10 Savundra Close, Wimbledon?
81
00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,280
[KNOCK]
82
00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,640
Mr. Aldridge--
What was that knock?
83
00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,040
Uh, it means yes, my lord. One knock
for yes, and two knocks for no.
84
00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,800
If I may continue?
Uh, Mr. Aldridge,
85
00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,320
uh, would it be fair to say
that you are not at all well?
86
00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,480
[KNOCK]
87
00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,280
In fact, Mr. Aldridge,
not to put too fine a point on it,
88
00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,520
would you be prepared
to say that you are, as it were,
89
00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,480
what is generally known as,
in a manner of speaking, dead?
90
00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,520
Mr. Aldridge,
I put it to you that you are dead.
91
00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,200
Aha.
Where is all this leading us?
92
00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,760
That will become apparent
in one moment, my lord.
93
00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,240
Mr. Aldridge,
are you considering the question,
94
00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,840
or are you just dead?
95
00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,440
I think I'd better
take a look, my lord.
96
00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,440
No further questions, my lord.
Ahem.
97
00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,400
What do you mean,
"No further questions"?
98
00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,720
You can't dump a dead body in my
court and say, "No further questions."
99
00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,120
I demand an explanation.
100
00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,560
There are no easy answers
in this case, my lord.
101
00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,120
I think you haven't got the slightest
idea what this case is about.
102
00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:20,520
Uh, my lord, the strange,
damnable, almost diabolic threads
103
00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,080
of this extraordinary,
tangled web of intrigue
104
00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:27,320
will shortly, my lord, reveal a plot
so fiendish, so infernal, so heinous--
105
00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,880
Please, Mr. Bartlett,
your client
106
00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,040
has already pleaded guilty
to the parking offence.
107
00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,120
Parking offence,
"schmarking" offence, my lord.
108
00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,840
We must leave no stone unturned.
109
00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,640
Call Cardinal Richelieu.
110
00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,640
Oh, you're just trying to string
this case out. Cardinal Richelieu?
111
00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,120
A character witness, my lord.
112
00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,320
[FANFARE PLAYS]
113
00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,880
Hello, everyone.
114
00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,480
It's wonderful to be here, you know.
I just love your country.
115
00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,600
London is so beautiful
at this time of year.
116
00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,520
You are Cardinal Armand Du Plessis
de Richelieu,
117
00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,200
first minister of Louis XIII?
118
00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,840
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
119
00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,640
Cardinal, would it be fair to say
120
00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,800
that you not only built up
the centralized monarchy in France,
121
00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,680
but also perpetuated
the religious schism in Europe?
122
00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,760
That's what they say.
123
00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,520
Did you persecute the Huguenots?
124
00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,800
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
125
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,880
And did you take
even sterner measures
126
00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,600
against the great Catholic nobles
127
00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,800
who made common cause
with foreign foes
128
00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,840
in defence
of their feudal independence?
129
00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,400
I sure did that thing.
130
00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,400
Cardinal, are you acquainted
with the defendant, Harold Larch?
131
00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,160
Since I was so high.
132
00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,160
Speaking as a cardinal
of the Roman Catholic Church,
133
00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,000
as first minister of Louis XIII,
134
00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,280
and as one of the architects
of the modern world already,
135
00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,640
would you say that Harold Larch
was a man of good character?
136
00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:49,160
Listen. Harry is a very wonderful
human being.
137
00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,040
My lord, in view of the impeccable
nature of this character witness,
138
00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,440
may I plead for clemency?
139
00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,080
Oh, it's only 30 shillings.
140
00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,840
Not so fast.
Why not?
141
00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,640
Uh-- Uh--.
142
00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,120
None of your smart answers.
143
00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,880
You think you're so clever.
Well, I'm Dim.
144
00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,880
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Dim. Consternation. Uproar.
145
00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,840
Yes, and I've a few questions
I'd like to ask
146
00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,280
Cardinal so-called Richelieu.
147
00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,480
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
148
00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,040
So-called Cardinal, I put it to you
149
00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:24,200
that you died in December 1642.
That is correct.
150
00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,720
Aha! He fell for my little trap.
151
00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,920
[APPLAUSE]
152
00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,080
Curse you, Inspector Dim.
153
00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,120
You are too clever
for us naughty people.
154
00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:39,280
And furthermore, I suggest that you
are none other than Ron Higgins,
155
00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,560
professional Cardinal Richelieu
impersonator.
156
00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:45,120
Ah. It's a fair cop.
My life, you're clever, Dim.
157
00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,880
He'd certainly taken me in.
158
00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,640
It's all in a day's work.
159
00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,520
Oh, with a brilliant mind
like yours, Dim,
160
00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,840
you could be something
other than a policeman.
161
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,440
Yes.
What?
162
00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:55,760
[BOUNCY MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO]
163
00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,840
[SINGING] If I were not in the CID
Something else I'd like to be
164
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,800
If I were not in the CID
A window cleaner, me
165
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,880
With a rub-a-dub-dub
And a scrub-a-dub-dub
166
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,840
And a rub-a-dub all day long
167
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,920
With a rub-a-dub-dub
And a scrub-a-dub-dub
168
00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,880
I'd sing this merry song
169
00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,720
ALL [SINGING]: If I were not in the
CID Something else I'd like to be
170
00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,600
If I were not in the CID
A window cleaner, me
171
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,680
With a rub-a-dub-dub
And a scrub-a-dub-dub
172
00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,400
And a rub-a-dub all day long
173
00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,480
With a scrub-a-dub-dub
And a rub-a-dub-dub
174
00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,480
I'd sing this merry song
Hey
175
00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:28,640
[MUSIC STOPS]
176
00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:32,640
If I were not before the bar
Something else I'd like to be
177
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,840
If I were not a barrister
An engine driver, me
178
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,520
With a chuff, chuff, chuff
And a chuff, chuff, chuff
179
00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,560
[GROANS]
180
00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,600
[CLEARS THROAT]
181
00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,840
NARRATOR
182
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,160
NARRATOR:
The larch.
183
00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,120
The larch.
184
00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,760
NARRATOR
185
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,240
[♪ ♪ ♪]
186
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,640
NARRATOR:
This man is no ordinary man.
187
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,600
This is Mr. F.G. Superman.
188
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:35,640
To all appearances, no different
from any other law-abiding citizen.
189
00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,920
But Mr. F.G. Superman
has a secret identity.
190
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:03,720
When trouble strikes at any time,
at any place,
191
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,560
he is ready to become
Bicycle Repairman.
192
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,760
[WHISTLING]
193
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,080
Oh!
194
00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,360
BOY:
Hey.
195
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,320
There's a bicycle broken.
Up the road.
196
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:29,520
Hmm. Thinks. This sounds like a job
for Bicycle Repairman.
197
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:30,960
But how to change
198
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,760
without revealing
my secret identity?
199
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,000
If only Bicycle Repairman
were here.
200
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,400
Oh, yes.
201
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,800
Wait.
202
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,040
I think I know where I can find him.
203
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,720
Look. Over there.
204
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:54,640
[IN UNISON]
Bicycle Repairman? But how?
205
00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,760
Oh, look.
206
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,720
Is it a stockbroker?
207
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,160
Is it a quantity surveyor?
208
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,320
Is it a churchwarden?
209
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:12,080
ALL [IN UNISON]:
No! It's Bicycle Repairman!
210
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,760
Why, Bicycle Repairman.
211
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,320
Thank goodness you've come.
212
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,040
Look.
213
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,360
[♪ ♪ ♪]
214
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,560
Why, he's mending it
with his own hands.
215
00:12:55,720 --> 00:13:00,680
See how he uses a spanner
to tighten that nut?
216
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,720
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Oh!
217
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:09,920
Bicycle Repairman,
how can I ever repay you?
218
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,160
Oh, you don't need to, guv.
It's all right.
219
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,160
It's all in a day's work
for Bicycle Repairman.
220
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,680
[SNORTS]
221
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,720
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Our hero.
222
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,080
NARRATOR:
Yes, wherever bicycles are broken
223
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,520
or menaced
by international Communism,
224
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,720
Bicycle Repairman is ready.
225
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,480
Ready to smash the Communists,
wipe them up,
226
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,360
and shove them off
the face of the Earth.
227
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,480
Mash that dirty, red scum!
228
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,960
Kick them in the teeth,
where it hurts!
229
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,040
Kill! Kill! Kill!
230
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,320
Filthy bastard commies.
231
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,040
I hate them, I hate them!
232
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,240
[SCREAMING]
233
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,960
WOMAN:
Norman, tea's ready.
234
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,680
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Coming, dear.
235
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,560
[ARMOUR CLINKING]
236
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,600
[♪ ♪ ♪]
237
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,240
Hello, children, hello.
238
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,280
Here is this morning's story.
239
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,040
Are you ready?
240
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,040
Then we'll begin.
241
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:22,680
"One day, Ricky the magic pixy
went to visit Daisy Bumble
242
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,800
in her tumbledown cottage.
243
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,760
He found her in the bedroom.
244
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,760
Roughly, he grabbed
her heavy shoulders,
245
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,000
pulling her down onto the bed
and ripping off her...
246
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,280
Old Nick the sea captain
247
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,000
was a rough, tough,
jolly sort of fellow.
248
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,680
He loved the life of the sea,
249
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,160
and he loved to hang out
down by the pier,
250
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,800
where the men
dressed as ladies?
251
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,280
Uh. Uh...
252
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,600
[CHUCKLES]
253
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,560
Rumpletweezer ran
the Dinky Tinky shop
254
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:04,120
in the foot of the magic oak tree
by the wobbly dumdum bush
255
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:08,000
in the shade of the magic glade
down in Dingly Dell.
256
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,000
Here he sold contraceptives and--"
257
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,880
[MUMBLES]
258
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,840
Discipline? Naked?
259
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,080
With a melon?
260
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,880
[♪ ♪ ♪]
261
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,400
[HUMMING "THE RIDE
OF THE VALKYRIES"]
262
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,680
[SPEAKING IN LATIN]
263
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,960
[GRUNTING]
264
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,680
[HUMMING]
265
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,120
Whoo-hoo!
266
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,320
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
267
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,560
Hello, again.
268
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,240
Now, here's a little sketch
by two boys from London town.
269
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,920
They've been writing for three years, and
they've come up with a little number--
270
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,800
Here it is.
It's called restaurant sketch.
271
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,400
[APPLAUSE]
272
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,320
It's nice here, isn't it?
Ah, a very good restaurant.
273
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,920
Three stars, you know. Mm.
Really?
274
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,040
[IN FRENCH ACCENT] Good evening, sir.
Good evening, madam.
275
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,800
May I say what a pleasure it is
to see you here again, sir?
276
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,480
Oh, thank you.
277
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,960
Hmm. Well, there you are, dear.
Have a look there.
278
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,120
Anything you like?
279
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,600
The, uh, boeuf en croute is fantastic.
280
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:35,240
Oh, if I may suggest, sir,
the faisan à la reine.
281
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,120
The sauce is one of the chef's
most famous creations.
282
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,280
Mm.
Ooh.
283
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,800
That sounds good. Anyway, just have a look.
Take your time, if you like.
284
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,360
Oh, uh, by the way,
285
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,000
got a bit of a dirty fork.
Could you, uh, get me another?
286
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,360
I beg your pardon?
Um-- Oh, it's nothing.
287
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,440
I've got a fork, a little bit dirty.
Could you get me another one?
288
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,640
Thank you.
Oh, sir, I do apologize.
289
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,640
Oh, no need to apologize.
It doesn't worry me.
290
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,440
Oh, no, no, no. I do apologize.
291
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,720
I will fetch the headwaiter
immédiatement.
292
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,000
There's no need to do that.
293
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,320
Oh, no, no.
I'm sure the headwaiter,
294
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,640
he will want
to apologize to you himself.
295
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,360
Oh.
I will fetch him at once.
296
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,080
Well, you certainly
get good service here.
297
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,640
They really look after you, yes.
298
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,640
[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
Excuse me, monsieur and madam.
299
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,080
It's filthy!
300
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,840
Gaston,
find out who washed this up,
301
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,400
and give them
their cards immediately.
302
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,600
HEADWAITER: No, no.
No--
303
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,200
Better still, we can't afford
to take any chances.
304
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,160
Sack the entire washing-up staff.
No. I don't want to make any trouble.
305
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,800
Oh, no. Please, it's no trouble.
306
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,280
It's quite right that you should
point these kind of things out.
307
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,640
Gaston, tell the manager
what has happened, immediately!
308
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,960
Oh, no, please.
I don't want to cause any fuss.
309
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,960
Please, it's no fuss.
310
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,840
We simply wish to ensure
that nothing interferes
311
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
with your complete enjoyment
of the meal.
312
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,200
I'm sure it won't.
It was only a dirty fork.
313
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,760
I know.
314
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,680
And I'm sorry, bitterly sorry.
315
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,560
But I know that no apologies
I can make
316
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,400
can alter the fact
that in our restaurant,
317
00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,280
you have been given
a dirty, filthy,
318
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,920
smelly piece of cutlery.
It wasn't smelly.
319
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,480
It was smelly, and obscene
and disgusting and I hate it! I hate it.
320
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,640
I hate it! Nasty, grubby, dirty,
321
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,360
mangy, scrubby little fork! What--?
That will do, Gilberto.
322
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,920
Ooh! Ooh!
Gilberto.
323
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,480
Good evening, sir.
Good evening, madam.
324
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,200
I am the manager.
I've only just heard.
325
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,720
Uh, may I sit down?
Yes, of course.
326
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:27,200
I want to apologize humbly, deeply,
327
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,240
and sincerely about the fork.
328
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,600
Oh, please, it's only a tiny bit dirty.
Just-- I couldn't see it.
329
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,920
Oh, you're good, kind,
fine people for saying that,
330
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,720
but I can see it.
331
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,560
To me, it's like a mountain.
332
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,720
A vast bowl of pus.
333
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,080
Oh, it's not as bad as that.
334
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,720
No. It gets me here.
335
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,160
I can't give you any excuses for it.
336
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,960
There are no excuses.
337
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,120
I've been meaning to spend more time
in the restaurant, recently,
338
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,120
but I haven't been too well.
339
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,720
Things aren't going very well
back there.
340
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,880
The poor cook's son
has been put away again,
341
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,720
and poor old Mrs. Dalrymple,
who does the washing up,
342
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,560
can hardly move her poor fingers.
343
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,160
And then there's Gilberto's
war wound.
344
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,480
But they're good people,
345
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,080
and they're kind people,
346
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,240
[SOBBING]
347
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,240
And together, we were beginning
to get over this dark patch.
348
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,560
There was light
at the end of the tunnel.
349
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,440
Now this!
350
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,840
Now this! I wanna die.
351
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,920
Could I get you some water?
352
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,520
It's the end of the road.
353
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,360
You bastards!
354
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,000
You vicious, heartless bastards!
355
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,160
[LAUGHS]
356
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,760
Look what you've done to him!
357
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:53,320
He's worked his fingers to the bone
to make this place what it is,
358
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:58,920
and you come in with your petty,
feeble quibbling,
359
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:03,280
and you grind him into the dirt!
360
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,320
This fine, honourable man
361
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:10,160
whose boots
you are not worthy to kiss.
362
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,720
Oh, it makes me mad.
363
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,840
Mad.
364
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,160
Mad.
Easy, Mungo, easy.
365
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,680
Mad.
Mungo.
366
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,120
Oh! The war wound.
The wound!
367
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,120
The wound.
It's the end.
368
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,840
Ah! They've destroyed him.
The end.
369
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,720
[SCREAMS]
370
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,720
He's dead.
371
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,160
They killed him.
372
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,280
Revenge.
373
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:47,000
Revenge!
No, Mungo. Mungo.
374
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,760
Never kill a customer.
375
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,920
Oh! The wound!
The wound again!
376
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,120
[SOBBING, SCREAMING]
377
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,520
Lucky we didn't say anything
about the dirty knife.
378
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,960
MAN: Oh, come on. No.
CUSTOMERS: Boo!
379
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,160
Shut up. No. No.
380
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,280
Well, there we are then.
That was the restaurant sketch.
381
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,760
A nice little number.
A bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun.
382
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,720
But how about that punch line, eh?
Oh, you know what I mean.
383
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,000
Oh-ho-ho, really.
384
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,480
NARRATOR:Tired of that
drab, boring life you lead?
385
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,360
Then purchase a past.
386
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,040
Yes, thousands of people
387
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,040
have led far more interesting lives
than you will ever lead.
388
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,840
[DRUM ROLL]
389
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,280
[CANNON FIRES]
390
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,440
[CANCAN MUSIC PLAYS]
391
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,640
[GRUNTS]
392
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,400
[HORN HONKS]
393
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,600
[VEHICLE APPROACHES]
394
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,800
[HORN HONKS]
395
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:53,960
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
396
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,400
[GRUNTS]
397
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
[MUSIC BOX PLAYS]
398
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,680
[WATER SPLASHES]
399
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,120
[BABBLING]
400
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,880
Pbbth!
401
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,960
And undoubtedly continue
to lead interesting lives,
402
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:15,200
whereas you,
just as assuredly, will not.
403
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,360
NARRATOR:
But now, for the very first time,
404
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,400
bits of their lives are being made
available for purchase.
405
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,480
For only 15 shillings,
dullards like yourself
406
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,640
[WATER DRIPPING]
407
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,480
Can obtain
beautifully framed photographs
408
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,080
of other people's lives.
409
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,000
Hang them in your den.
410
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,120
Stand them on your desk,
411
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,520
or next to your bed.
412
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:41,480
Pretend they are pictures
from your past.
413
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,680
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
414
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,880
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
415
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,440
Hello, I'm Uncle Frank and family.
416
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,920
Mind if we stay a couple of nights?
Or a month? Or three years? So--
417
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,640
Hello. We're Uncle George
and Agnes.
418
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,640
Could we live in the guestroom?
Where's the bathroom?
419
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,560
[ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
420
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,360
MAN:
Shut up. Shut up.
421
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,520
[TALKING STOPS ABRUPTLY]
422
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,480
ALL:
Oh, sorry.
423
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,280
MAN:
Not good enough.
424
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,480
[MAN WHISTLING]
425
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,960
[WHISTLING CONTINUES]
426
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,160
[CHUCKLES]
427
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,320
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
428
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,840
Ahem. Good evening.
Here is the 6:00 news,
429
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,760
read by Michael Queen.
430
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,840
It's been a quiet day
over most of the country,
431
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,360
as people went back to work
432
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,000
after the warmest July weekend
for nearly a year.
433
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,760
The only high spot
of the weekend
434
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:31,160
was the meeting between officials
of the NEDC and the ODCN
435
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,680
in Bradford today.
436
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,840
[POUNDING]
437
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,600
Mr. Ted Johnson of the NEDC...
438
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,760
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
439
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960
[GUNSHOTS]
440
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,960
Hey! Hey!
441
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,560
In Geneva, officials
of the central clearing banks
442
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,680
met with Herr Voleschtadt
of Poland
443
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,720
to discuss non-returnable loans
on a 12-year trust basis
444
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,240
for the construction
of a new zinc-treating works
445
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:07,200
in the Omsk area of Krakow,
near the Gulistan border.
446
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,720
The board of trade has ratified
447
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,480
a trade agreement
with the Soviet Union
448
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:17,840
for the sale of 600 low-gear,
electric sewing machines.
449
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,520
The president
of the board of trade
450
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,440
said he hoped this would mark
451
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,960
a new era of expansion
in world trade
452
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,120
[TRUCK STARTS]
453
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:30,320
And a new spirit of cooperation
between East and West.
454
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:35,120
QUEEN: There has been a
substantial drop in gold reserves
455
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,280
during the last 12 months.
456
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,760
This follows a statement
by the Treasury
457
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,240
to the effect that
the balance-of-imports situation
458
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,560
had not changed dramatically
over the same period.
459
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,120
Still no news
of the National Savings book
460
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,520
lost by Mr. Charles Griffiths
of Porthcawl
461
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:59,600
during a field expedition to the
nature reserves of Swansea last July.
462
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,040
Mr. Griffiths' wife
463
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,320
said that her husband
was refusing to talk to the press
464
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,840
until the Savings certificate
had been found.
465
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
[VEHICLE APPROACHES]
466
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,240
In Cornwall, the death
has been announced, today,
467
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,560
of the former
Minister without Portfolio,
468
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,160
General Sir Hugh Marksby-Smith.
469
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,960
Sir Hugh was vice president
of the Rotarian movement.
470
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,880
In the match between
Glamorgan and Yorkshire,
471
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,840
the Yorkshire bowler Nicholson
took eight wickets for three runs.
472
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,880
Glamorgan were all out for 36,
473
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,720
and therefore won the match
by an innings and seven runs.
474
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:40,000
Weather for tomorrow will be cloudy
with occasional outbreaks of rain.
475
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,000
And that is the end of the news.
476
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,160
NARRATOR
477
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,040
NARRATOR:
The larch.
478
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,200
NARRATOR
479
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,840
NARRATOR:
The horse chestnut.
480
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,040
[CROWD CHEERING]
481
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:23,520
Eric, do you think you could,
uh, recognize a larch tree?
482
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,720
[CHILDREN CHATTERING
IN THE BACKGROUND]
483
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,600
I don't know.
484
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,800
What's your name?
485
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,040
Michael.
486
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,480
Michael, do you think, uh, you know
what a larch tree looks like?
487
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,720
I want to go home.
488
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,880
[SNIFFLES]
489
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,120
Bottom.
490
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,960
[CHUCKLES]
491
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,680
Are there any other trees
492
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,000
that any of you, uh,
think you could recognise
493
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,440
from quite along way away?
494
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,240
I want to see
a sketch of Eric's, please.
495
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,440
What?
I want to see a sketch of Eric's.
496
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,680
Nudge, nudge.
497
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,960
A what? A sketch?
Eric's written--
498
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,480
I've written a sketch.
499
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,880
Nudge, nudge.
Eric's written a sketch.
500
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,080
Nudge, nudge.
Nudge, nudge.
501
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,240
Is your wife, uh, a goer, eh?
502
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,480
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge.
503
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,440
Know what I mean? Say no more.
Know what I mean?
504
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,720
Uh, I beg your pardon?
Your wife.
505
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,480
Does she go, uh,
does she go, eh? Eh? Eh?
506
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,720
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Nudge, nudge. Say no more.
507
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,920
Well, she sometimes goes, yes.
I'll bet she does. I'll bet she does.
508
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,840
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Nudge, nudge.
509
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,840
I'm sorry,
I don't quite follow you.
510
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,400
Oh, follow me? Follow me?
I like that. That's good.
511
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,160
A nod's as good as a wink
to a blind bat, eh? Eh?
512
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,280
Are you trying to sell something?
Selling, selling. Very good.
513
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,360
Very good.
514
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,560
Oh, wicked. Wicked.
You're wicked, eh?
515
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,360
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Nudge, nudge.
516
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,440
Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge.
Nudge, nudge.
517
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,400
Say no more. Ah. Whoo!
Say no--?
518
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:01,840
Strewth.
519
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,720
Your wife. Is she, uh...?
Is she a sport, eh?
520
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,840
Uh, yes. She likes sport, yes.
I'll bet she does. I'll bet she does.
521
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,440
She's very fond of cricket,
as a matter of fact.
522
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,440
Who isn't, eh?
523
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,040
Know what I mean?
Likes games, likes games.
524
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,040
Knew she would.
Knew she would. Knew she would.
525
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,040
She's been around, eh?
Been around?
526
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,680
Yes, she's travelled.
She's from Purley.
527
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,960
Oh, oh! Say no more, say no more,
say no more. Purley? Say no more.
528
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,440
Purley, eh? Know what I mean?
Know what I mean?
529
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,040
Say no more.
530
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,920
Your wife interested in, uh:
531
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,160
[MIMICS CAMERA SHUTTER
CLICKING]
532
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,640
Photographs, eh?
533
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,280
Know what I mean? Photographs?
He asked him knowingly.
534
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,960
Photography?
Yes.
535
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,040
Nudge, nudge. Snap, snap.
Grin, grin. Wink, wink. Say no more.
536
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,240
Holiday snaps?
Could be. Could be taken on holiday.
537
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,920
Could be, yes, uh, swimming costumes.
You know what I mean?
538
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,960
Candid photography. You know what I mean?
Nudge, nudge.
539
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,480
No, no. We don't have
a camera. Ahem.
540
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,160
Ah. Still.
541
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,960
Whoo! Eh?
542
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,760
[LAUGHS]
543
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,320
Eh?
544
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,280
Look, are you
insinuating something?
545
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,440
Oh...
546
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,040
[CHUCKLES]
547
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,320
Oh, yes.
Well?
548
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,480
Well, I mean, uh,
549
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,400
I mean, you're a man of the world,
aren't you?
550
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,040
I mean, uh, you've--
You've been there, haven't you?
551
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,040
I mean, you've been around, eh?
What do you mean?
552
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,040
Well, I mean, like,
you've, uh--
553
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,360
Uh, you've--
You've done it.
554
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,080
I mean, you've--
I mean, like, you know.
555
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,640
You've slept with a lady.
556
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,920
Yes.
What's it like?
557
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,440
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
558
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
559
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,040
[♪ ♪ ♪]
560
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,840
[ANIMAL GROWLING]
561
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
[MAN SCREAMS]
562
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,440
[MAN SCREAMING]
563
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,920
NARRATOR:
The larch.