1 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:08,841 Dear AI, what's a good reason for a man 2 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:09,943 to miss four days of work 3 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:12,479 while also coming off as some kind of hero? 4 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:14,381 Example: getting hit by a cruise ship 5 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:16,248 while saving a drowning baby. 6 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,952 But not that, because I've used that twice. 7 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:20,220 Dad, guess who won first prize 8 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,955 in the statewide essay-grading contest. 9 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,456 Some lonely dweeb? 10 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:25,491 No, me. 11 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,094 I found the most run-on sentences 12 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:30,230 in the history of the competition. 13 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,798 I've run out of inside rewards for Lisa, 14 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,268 so I said she could pick our next family outing. 15 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:38,505 There's so many good places to choose from. 16 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:42,108 The organic farm where you pick your own cilantro, 17 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,275 - Uh-huh. - the Jason Procnow 18 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:44,377 - Miniaturarium, - Hmm. 19 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,245 - Hamster Hospice... - Yeah. 20 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:47,379 - Turnstile Factory, - Hmm... 21 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,548 - Mousepad Experience, - Ooh. 22 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:51,117 - Museum of Museums... - Hmm, maybe. 23 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,885 - Build-a-Font Workshop, - Yeah! 24 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,422 - Rice Grain Sculpture Garden... - Okay! 25 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:58,257 Cork Depository, Typewriter Graveyard, 26 00:00:58,258 --> 00:00:59,826 - the Human Ant Farm... - [whimpers] 27 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:03,862 Haunted Hanukkah Hayride, World's Most Accurate Calendar, 28 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:06,298 Arithmetic Hall of Fame! 29 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,001 What about Krustyland? 30 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:09,268 Krustyland? 31 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,570 We've been there a million times. 32 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,540 Yeah, and every time was awesome. 33 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:16,142 Even when Dad broke his hand punching Ulysses S. Grant 34 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:17,510 in the Hall of Presidents. 35 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:18,678 He started it. 36 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:22,148 We did have fun together. Back when we were little, 37 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,883 before I turned into me 38 00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:26,553 and you turned into you. 39 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:29,188 Remember what we called ourselves? 40 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:32,025 Aw. The Super Explorers. 41 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,927 I'd almost forgotten that. 42 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,595 I didn't. 43 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,199 [Bart and Lisa cheering] 44 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,900 Super Explorers! 45 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:44,737 The Regurgitator? Colonic Boom? 46 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:47,440 Trader Joe's Rockin' Barf-a-coaster? 47 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,576 Oh, all these rides make me nauseous now. 48 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:54,313 To help with the nauseousness, I brought motion sickness pills, 49 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:57,450 a thermos full of ginger ale and barf bags. 50 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,619 I already threw up in the car. 51 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:03,056 Say, why don't you lovable old-timers take the day off 52 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:05,592 and let the Super Explorers go off on our own? 53 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:08,194 You two can check out the grown-ups' section of the park, 54 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,929 where they serve alcohol. 55 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,597 - ♪ ♪ - [parrot squawking] 56 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:14,534 An alcohol-themed cocktail bar. 57 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:15,802 Can you imagine? 58 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,369 Okay, kids. You're on your own. 59 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,973 But check in every hour. 60 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,543 - We will! - Love you! 61 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:26,680 [Bart] The Burj Krustifa. 62 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,914 I've been on this thing dozens of times. 63 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:31,851 The best part is when all your organs go into your neck. 64 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:34,587 I can do this. [weak chuckle] 65 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:38,458 [exclaiming, clamoring] 66 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,695 [Krusty on recording] Get off my ride! 67 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:46,866 - [groaning] - [humming a tune] 68 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:48,768 This ride isn't worth the stress. 69 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:52,305 But there's something else here I think you'll love. 70 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,607 Are we allowed back here? 71 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:57,042 Whoa! 72 00:02:57,043 --> 00:03:00,112 - The Kosmic Kruiser Hotel! - The Kosmic Kruiser Hotel! 73 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:03,282 We stand before the most expensive, 74 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,284 most embarrassing failure 75 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,253 in theme park history. 76 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,023 What were they thinking? 77 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:13,392 Thanks for making this year's Krusty-Kon 78 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,893 our best one yet. 79 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:17,162 It's such a blast hanging out 80 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,032 with adult fans of shows 81 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,300 and toys aimed at children. 82 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,903 - [crowd clamoring] - This is normal! 83 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,138 Never mature. 84 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,673 Now, our CEO of theme parks, 85 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,677 ice shows and collectible popcorn buckets, 86 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:35,147 Don Jeffries, is here to make one more very secret, 87 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,449 extra-special announcement. 88 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,052 - [exclaiming] - Special announcements! 89 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,419 The elixir of life! 90 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,887 The Krustyland that you know 91 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,856 is about to change forever. 92 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:47,092 Introducing the most immersive, revolutionary feat 93 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:50,463 of Krusti-gineering ever-- the Kosmic Kruiser Hotel. 94 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,466 - [crowd cheering] - ♪ ♪ 95 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,701 Just imagine spending two nights 96 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:57,570 on board a galactic star cruiser, 97 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:01,174 role-playing a sci-fi adventure that's unique to you, 98 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:02,574 with beloved characters from 99 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:05,344 the Itchy and Scratchy Universe. 100 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,847 That's great, CEO Don Jeffries. 101 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:11,483 I know I'm tired of relaxing on my vacations. 102 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:14,487 Give me stuff I'm forced to do. 103 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,021 The galaxy is at war. 104 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:19,458 Will you bring order as a member of Control And Tyranny? 105 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,627 Or side with the rebels 106 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:24,830 of Mice Opposed to Unfair Space Empires? 107 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,466 The choice is yours. 108 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:29,601 Oh, and one more thing... 109 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:32,339 Take us to hyperspace, Timmy. 110 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,639 [exclaiming] 111 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,208 Oh, I think he's going to punch it! 112 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,209 Punch it! 113 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,610 [whooshing] 114 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,213 - [clamoring, screaming] - He punched it! 115 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,681 Hyperspace! 116 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:45,518 Get those expectations up sky-high, gang, 117 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,387 because the grand opening 118 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:50,223 is one year from today. 119 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,058 What's up, Courtney fam? 120 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:55,528 It's Courtney from "Courtney Takes Off Her Makeup and Hums." 121 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,665 I am so excited to be paid to act excited 122 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:03,002 here at the opening of the new Kosmic Kruiser Hotel. 123 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,838 Whoo! 124 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,840 Hum... 125 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,540 Hey, CEO Don Jeffries. 126 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,643 This place is so immersive. 127 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:13,513 How did you pull off this level of immersion? 128 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,982 The key was immersive ability. How did we do? 129 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:18,184 Amazing. I feel like I'm here. 130 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:22,288 Now say hello to the world's only robotic cruise director, 131 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,989 KIT-10. 132 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,058 Mee-owza! 133 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:29,262 Can-can I get you a fresh towel for your room? [laughs] 134 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,731 [gagging, retching] 135 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,737 Oh, and one more thing... 136 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:39,873 Punch it! 137 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,474 - [grunts] - [whooshing] 138 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,178 Can people reserve their rooms right now? 139 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,813 They sure can. The basic two-night, 140 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,282 all-inclusive-- except alcohol and water package-- 141 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,551 starts at just $5,000. 142 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,585 5,000 bucks for two nights 143 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,922 in a windowless nerd prison? 144 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,589 No one's gonna pay that-- 145 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:00,092 The Kosmic Kruiser Hotel has closed its doors 146 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:03,462 due to legions of wildly unenthusiastic fans. 147 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,998 Krustyland calls the move "temporary," 148 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:09,703 as the attraction is "retooled" to make it better than ever. 149 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,304 [Brockman] But try telling that 150 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,005 to CEO Don Jeffries, 151 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,075 who leaves with the smallest corporate severance package 152 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,177 in modern business history: 153 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,045 $110 million. 154 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,181 [chuckles] Good luck, Don. 155 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,215 [chain rattling] 156 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,483 [grunts] 157 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,719 How cool would it be to sneak inside? 158 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,723 Right? I would totally love to go in there. 159 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:32,459 Oh, I can't believe the gate's locked. 160 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,060 [chain rattles] 161 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:36,863 Aw, crap. 162 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:39,966 As Super Explorers, we're obligated to super-explore. 163 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,334 You signed the pledge. 164 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:44,971 I was two. I would sign anything when I was two. 165 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,478 I don't remember any Itchy and Scratchy cartoons 166 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:53,179 where they fought a space war. 167 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,915 [Bart] They built out the lore from a space-themed word search 168 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,485 on the back of a box of Krusty-O's. 169 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,987 Okay, we saw it. Can we leave? 170 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,654 What are you so scared of? 171 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:03,890 Oh, I don't know. 172 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:06,493 Wandering around in a creepy abandoned hotel. 173 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,395 Have you seenThe Shining? 174 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:09,928 No. Have you? 175 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:13,633 No, but I'm pretty sure there's a mean hotel in it. 176 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:15,268 Just stay for ten minutes, 177 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,804 and we'll have the best recess story 178 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,407 since Nelson kissed the school nurse. 179 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,041 Okay, ten minutes. 180 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,643 You're right. There's nobody here. 181 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:27,714 [scary voice] Except for us. 182 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,249 [screaming] 183 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,520 [scary voice] Unexpected guests. 184 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,989 Let the show begin. 185 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,858 [screaming] 186 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:43,229 Welcome aboard the Kosmic Kruiser. 187 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:45,297 Sideshow Mel? 188 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,433 Side-what Whom? 189 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:49,002 There is no one here by that name. 190 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,036 Just I, 191 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,805 Captain Ragamuffin Tigaro. 192 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,441 I think these are the actors from the hotel. 193 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:58,144 Hotel? By the Moons of Purrgamore, 194 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,412 this space traveler is confused. 195 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,947 After teleporting aboard, 196 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:05,551 many passengers do experience warp delirium. 197 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,053 Mr. Van Houten? 198 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,555 No, no, no! You shut up! 199 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,423 Uh, I don't use my human name here. 200 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:11,858 I'm "in character." 201 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:15,427 That's actor-talk for "pretending to be not Kirk." 202 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:18,431 But why? The hotel's closed. 203 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,867 Uh, just temporarily for-for retooling. 204 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:23,737 The company said we're gonna reopen real soon. 205 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,838 Don't you see what's going on? 206 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,207 These dweebs spent so much time rehearsing these roles, 207 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,608 they can't walk away. 208 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:30,877 Which means we can experience 209 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,345 thousands of dollars worth of cringe 210 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,613 for free! 211 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:35,848 Private Simpson, sir. 212 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,317 New CAT recruit reporting for duty. 213 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,453 Ah, welcome aboard, soldier. 214 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,888 This is First Officer Puffykins Starclaw 215 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:46,025 and Lieutenant Commander Chuck Meowski. 216 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,495 Real talk-- don't step out of line, new guy, 217 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:49,896 and you and me'll be Gucci. 218 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:52,632 His backstory is he's from New York. 219 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,466 Wish I'd thought of that. 220 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,069 And what about you? 221 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,470 What is your home planet 222 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,739 and galactic political affiliation? 223 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:01,373 Oh, no, no, thank you. 224 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,042 No, I-I'm not participating. 225 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,079 Come on, Lis, you love role-play. 226 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:06,780 Uh, no, I don't. 227 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,615 Really? You seem like the type. 228 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,382 Come on, give it a shot. 229 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,484 Um, okay. 230 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,353 My name is 231 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,021 Loriana Nebula? 232 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:18,925 [chuckles] Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. 233 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:22,928 I am the junior senator from planet Valedictoria. 234 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:25,532 I have a black belt in laser-jit-su, 235 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:27,266 despite my noble birth. 236 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,902 Also, I raise hyper-pigs 237 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,503 and I secretly worry that my evil stepmother, 238 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,373 Queen Calico, plots my demise. 239 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:35,774 An honor to meet 240 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:38,811 such a well-thought-out character. 241 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,647 Install the Kosmic Kruiser app 242 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:45,251 onto their communication devices. 243 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,821 [chimes] 244 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,957 Um, the app's still got a few bugs. 245 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:55,427 Why am I suddenly getting tons of ads for insurance? 246 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,129 Don't click on those! 247 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,832 ♪ ♪ 248 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,568 - Ow, ow. Oof. Ow. - [groaning] 249 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:04,437 - How did they-- - Where am I supposed to put my-- 250 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,072 You young catlings are lucky. 251 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:10,142 You get to see the number one singing star in the galaxy: 252 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,410 Qu'ee-tar. 253 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,380 [upbeat music playing] 254 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,448 Oh, no. 255 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,317 ♪ ♪ 256 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,554 ♪ I'm a space sensation ♪ 257 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:24,691 ♪ Galactic phenomenon ♪ 258 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,427 ♪ Music is the mission ♪ 259 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:31,097 ♪ Destination: fascination ♪ 260 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:32,831 ♪ Just what is this instrument?♪ 261 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,100 ♪ Very futuristic.♪ 262 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:38,971 I like how future music sounds like terrible today music. 263 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,575 Do you have anything to eat other than Hyperdrive Pretzels? 264 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,977 Not at all! 265 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,613 But we do have plenty of trans-dimensional cheese dip 266 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,815 for the pretzels. 267 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,985 Isn't cheese more of a mouse food? 268 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,020 How could you possibly know that? 269 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:58,892 Unless you were a mouse sympathizer. 270 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,027 I admit everything! 271 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:04,497 My character is secretly in league with the mice! 272 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,899 That's my storyline. 273 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,735 Damn, I'm good at this. 274 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,638 Take this rebel to the brig. 275 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,640 You won't be quite so brave 276 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,041 after a few light-years in prison! 277 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,611 Don't worry, there is no prison. I am only acting. 278 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,348 Don't make trouble, spy! Still acting. 279 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,616 For real! For pretend. 280 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,150 Okay, dropping character. 281 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,754 My parents want Bart and me to check in every hour, 282 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,155 but my phone isn't working. 283 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,391 No, that's our app-- it screws up texting. 284 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,591 And calling. 285 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:35,628 And it writes swear words on your vacation photos. 286 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,131 I hope they're not worried about us. 287 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,733 ♪ ♪ 288 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,168 [birds] ♪We all love to dance and sing ♪ 289 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,905 ♪ We kick our feet and we flap our wings ♪ 290 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,208 ♪ We jump and spin with such delight ♪ 291 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,910 ♪ Watch our eyes move left and right.♪ 292 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:55,081 Here's to a day with no rides. 293 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,183 Aren't we not supposed to drink alcohol 294 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,687 after taking motion sickness medicine? 295 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:03,957 - I think I heard that, yes. - Yeah. 296 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,560 Looking for Mouse rebels? 297 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,261 Uh, no, I'm looking for-- 298 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,562 Toilet paper? 299 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,699 Oh, we've been out for months. 300 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,701 Actually, isn't there supposed to be 301 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:18,271 a wisecracking robot cruise director onboard? 302 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,439 You mean KIT-10. 303 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:23,209 He's either running a trivia contest in the Litter Box Lounge 304 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:27,446 or he's stuck in the day spa's revolving door again. 305 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,981 The spa, of course. 306 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,116 I'm gonna go look for him. 307 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,819 Don't forget your primary mission-- 308 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,120 finding hidden QR stickers 309 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,825 and scanning them for promo codes. 310 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,294 Dust Bart away. 311 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,963 Greetings, fellow passenger. 312 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,832 What galaxy are you from? 313 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,101 - Uh, Oklahoma State. - Yeah, uh, these guys 314 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,438 aren't part of the Kosmic Kruiser immersive experience. 315 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,105 They... they work in the park. 316 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,275 We're college students who got summer jobs at Krustyland. 317 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,712 The pay is so garbage we can't afford rent. 318 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,313 We're forced to squat in this abandoned hotel. 319 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,449 Retooling hotel. 320 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,150 Can't your parents come get you? 321 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,719 They told our parents we're dead! 322 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,722 - [clamoring] - Save us. 323 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:09,856 Help us. 324 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,123 [Lisa screaming] 325 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,026 Where the hell are you KIT-10? [groans] 326 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,729 [panting] I want to leave. 327 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,764 This place is creeping me out. 328 00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,865 We can't leave. Not yet. 329 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:23,168 Please? This was supposed to be my special day. 330 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,305 I hear you. You've been heard. 331 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,874 Now shut up and help me search the kitchen. 332 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,343 What are you looking for? 333 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,746 Why can't we just leave? 334 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,180 It occurred to me, just now, that KIT-10 335 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,751 is somewhere in this hotel, and if we found it, 336 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,652 a one-of-a-kind collectible like that 337 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,787 could be worth a lot of money. 338 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,157 KIT-10? That stupid robot? 339 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,760 Even if you find it, they're not gonna let you 340 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,629 just carry it out of here. Think. 341 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:50,897 I did think. 342 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,500 I brought my pillow case to smuggle him out. 343 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,101 See? 344 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:56,903 Oops. 345 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,505 You never wanted to come to Krustyland 346 00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,906 to spend time with me. 347 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,174 You just wanted to sneak in here 348 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,309 and steal that dumb valuable robot. 349 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,310 No, I didn't. How could I have known 350 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,680 the hotel gate would be unlocked? 351 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:08,914 [clank] 352 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,817 Bolt cutters! You cut that padlock. 353 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,053 All that stuff you said about 354 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,655 missing being a Super Explorer with me 355 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,791 was all just a big, fat lie. 356 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:21,660 You ruined the one good memory I have with you. 357 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,696 I will never, ever 358 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:27,000 believe you care about me again. 359 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,838 Our ship is under attack. 360 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,972 The hull has been breached. 361 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,675 Space is pouring in. 362 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,078 Not now, Mel! 363 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,080 Space battles wait for no man. 364 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,682 The next one won't happen until exactly this time tomorrow. 365 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,119 Prepare the ship for hyperspace. 366 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,088 I'm not playing anymore. 367 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,357 This stupid hotel is the fakest, 368 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:55,095 worst pretend "immersion" I've ever seen. 369 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,429 No one could ever convince themselves 370 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,432 this is real. 371 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,967 Punch it! 372 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,570 ♪ ♪ 373 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,737 - [rumbling] - [gasps] 374 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:05,738 - Huh? - Ooh. 375 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,740 [grunts] 376 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,874 [all exclaiming] 377 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,677 ♪ ♪ 378 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,385 This is a hotel, not a spaceship. 379 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,254 - How is it blasting off? - [Sideshow Mel whimpering] 380 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,757 - It's not possible. No way. - [grunts] 381 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:27,160 Yes way. Yes way to the stars. 382 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:31,331 Dropping character-- we're all going to die! 383 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,306 [all exclaiming] 384 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,877 Okay, you win, I'm immersed. 385 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,779 How is this spaceship hotel actually flying? 386 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,314 It's not a real spaceship. 387 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,150 - I'm gonna text Mom and Dad. - [phone chimes] 388 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,420 Hey, that's a great price on bundling my home and auto. 389 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,020 - Don't click on that. - Don't click on that. 390 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,924 Oh, the kids haven't checked in all day. 391 00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,426 Something's wrong. 392 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,629 Think. What's the worst place they could possibly be? 393 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,032 [gasps] They're at the gift shop 394 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,934 with one of our credit cards. 395 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,769 Of course. Let's go. 396 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,238 ♪ ♪ 397 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,040 [clamoring, panicked chatter] 398 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,776 We're flying over here. 399 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:19,179 Fellow thespians, don't panic. 400 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:23,048 Remember, the hotel was closed for retooling. 401 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,785 This super-realistic flying special effect 402 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,788 must be the retooling. 403 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,090 [all cheering, whooping] 404 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:34,260 [chanting] Working actors! Working actors! 405 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,363 [hissing] 406 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,199 You fools. You wonderful fools. 407 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,468 We are flying to our doom. 408 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:45,070 Disgraced former Krusty Co. CEO Don Jeffries! 409 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,338 That's right, children. 410 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,575 And now I haunt the hallways of this, 411 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,542 my greatest failure. 412 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,610 [banging] 413 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,681 How in the hell is this hotel really flying? 414 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,982 Think about it. 415 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,616 When a corporation makes a giant mistake, 416 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,219 what is their only reasonable course of action? 417 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,520 Refund customers' money 418 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,356 - to slowly regain their trust? - No way! 419 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,826 Destroy the evidence and pretend the whole thing never happened. 420 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,227 Which is why Krusty is doing 421 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,229 exactly what I would have done in his place: 422 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,867 airlift this hotel by helicopter and drop it in the ocean. 423 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,000 [helicopter blades whirring] 424 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,136 But our deaths won't be in vain, 425 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,503 because as we plunge 426 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,506 to the ocean floor, this sad failure 427 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,540 will transform-- through the magic of accounting-- 428 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,110 into the greatest tax write-off in corporate history. 429 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:28,615 [cackling] 430 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,384 So, we're not retooling? 431 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,253 Oh, not at all. We're drowning. 432 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,388 We have to find a way to signal to the helicopters 433 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,257 that there are people in here. 434 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,792 She's right. We need to generate ideas. 435 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,462 And what's the most powerful tool in our acting toolbox? 436 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,897 [all] Improv! 437 00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:45,164 Ensemble, 438 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,168 form a fantastical thinking machine! 439 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,637 [all mimicking mechanical noises] 440 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,876 It's working! 441 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,144 Okay. 442 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,713 We need to find a way up to the roof. 443 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,147 [KIT-10] I-I-I can direct you to that location. 444 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,750 - KIT-10! - KIT-10! 445 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,885 M-Meow-za! 446 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,589 [wind howling] 447 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,326 Okay, KIT-10. Climb that ladder to the roof, 448 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,328 and use your birthday party confetti cannon 449 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,630 to signal the helicopters. 450 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,864 I will do so. 451 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,167 We can stay in contact through the Kosmic Kruiser app, 452 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,771 which I recently downloaded to my CPU. 453 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,172 Hey, that's a great rate 454 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,575 on bundling home and auto. 455 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,477 - Don't click on that! - Don't click on that! 456 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,178 - [electrical crackling] - KIT-10! No! 457 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,447 [KIT-10] Goodbye! [laughs] 458 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:38,385 - [splashing] - Oh, meow-za, old friend. 459 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,187 Okay, Bart, it's up to you. 460 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,322 [Bart] I can't. 461 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,723 I'm scared of heights. 462 00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:47,192 What? You said you've been on the Burj Krustifa ride 463 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,094 a dozen times. 464 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,064 Nope, not once. I lied. 465 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,364 I love lying. 466 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,067 It's more thrilling than any ride. 467 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,835 Well, can't fix that problem right now. 468 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,237 What problem? 469 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,205 Look, I think I can do it. 470 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,409 If you'll do it with me. 471 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,781 I can't. I can't. I'm too scared. 472 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:10,650 ♪ Super Explorers, brave and smart ♪ 473 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,486 ♪ Super Explorers, Lisa and Bart ♪ 474 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,356 ♪ We're not afraid of scary stuff ♪ 475 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,259 ♪ Scary stuff's afraid of us.♪ 476 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,093 That was our song. 477 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:22,662 You remembered. 478 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,764 [both] ♪Super Explorers, brave and smart ♪ 479 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:28,101 ♪ Super Explorers, Lisa and Bart.♪ 480 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,369 - Help! - Help! 481 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,136 - Help us! Help! - Help us! Down here! 482 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,972 Hey, there's children down there. 483 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,408 Oh, yeah, look at that. 484 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,545 I guess we got to turn all these helicopters around 485 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:42,315 and never get that giant tax write-off. 486 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,149 Or... 487 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,985 There's no "or," sir. 488 00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:47,220 Yeah, you're right. 489 00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:51,291 But you know, kids are naturally very buoyant. 490 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,760 I read that they... 491 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,695 Yeah, you're right. 492 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,165 [Krusty] My write-off! 493 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,134 My beautiful, beautiful 494 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,737 write-off![sobs] 495 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,274 ♪ We're not afraid of scary stuff ♪ 496 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,145 ♪ Scary stuff's afraid of us.♪ 497 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,680 So, did you two have fun on your own today? 498 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,516 I tells ya, the day just flew by. 499 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,418 Indeed. 500 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,755 It was very uplifting. 501 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,288 [laughing] 502 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,025 Why are they laughing? 503 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,592 What was funny about that? 504 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:30,162 Who cares? Now, what section did we park our car in? 505 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:31,898 Mr. Teeny Five. 506 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,800 Okay, Mr. Teeny Three. 507 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:34,801 Mr. Teeny Four. 508 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,302 - Giant sideways building. - [car alarm chirps] 509 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,839 Oh, man. 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