1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:06,298 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:10,260 {\an8}Dear AI, what's a good reason for a man to miss four days of work 3 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,804 {\an8}while also coming off as some kind of hero? 4 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:16,433 {\an8}Example, getting hit by a cruise ship while saving a drowning baby. 5 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:19,019 {\an8}But not that because I've used that twice. 6 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:23,023 {\an8}Dad, guess who won first prize in the statewide essay-grading contest? 7 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,441 {\an8}Some lonely dweeb? 8 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:25,817 {\an8}No, me. 9 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:30,530 {\an8}I found the most run-on sentences in the history of the competition. 10 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:33,325 {\an8}I've run out of inside rewards for Lisa, 11 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:36,453 {\an8}so I said she could pick our next family outing. 12 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,956 {\an8}There's so many good places to choose from: 13 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:42,292 {\an8}the organic farm where you pick your own cilantro... 14 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,545 {\an8}- Uh-huh. - ...the Jason Procnow Miniaturarium... 15 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,421 {\an8}- Hmm! Yeah. - ...Hamster Hospice. 16 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:49,174 {\an8}- Turnstile Factory, Mouse Pad Experience... - Hmm. Oh. 17 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,343 {\an8}- Museum of Museums. - Oh, maybe. 18 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,262 {\an8}- Build-a-Font Workshop... - Yeah. 19 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,847 {\an8}- ...Rice Grain Sculpture Garden. - Okay. 20 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,642 {\an8}- Cork Depository, Typewriter Graveyard... - [grunts] 21 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,435 {\an8}- ...the Human Ant Farm. - [whines] 22 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,020 {\an8}Haunted Hanukkah Hayride, 23 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:06,483 {\an8}World's Most Accurate Calendar, Arithmetic Hall of Fame. 24 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,193 {\an8}What about Krustyland? 25 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:11,989 {\an8}Krustyland? We've been there a million times. 26 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,116 {\an8}Yeah, and every time was awesome. 27 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,368 {\an8}Even when Dad broke his hand punching Ulysses S. Grant 28 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,661 {\an8}in the Hall of Presidents. 29 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,121 {\an8}He started it. 30 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:22,332 {\an8}[chuckles] We did have fun together back when we were little 31 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,002 {\an8}before I turned into me 32 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,878 {\an8}and you turned into you. 33 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,589 {\an8}Remember what we called ourselves? 34 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:32,259 {\an8}Aw. The Super Explorers. 35 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,219 {\an8}I'd almost forgotten that. 36 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,304 {\an8}I didn't. 37 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,309 [Lisa, Bart] Yay! 38 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,603 Super Explorers! 39 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,188 {\an8}The Regurgitator? Colonic Boom? 40 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,858 {\an8}Trader Joe's Rocking Barf-a-coaster? 41 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,944 {\an8}Oh, all these rides make me nauseous now. 42 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,738 To help with the nauseousness, 43 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,573 I brought motion sickness pills, 44 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:57,784 {\an8}a thermos full of ginger ale and barf bags. 45 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:00,120 {\an8}I already threw up in the car. 46 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:03,623 Say, why don't you lovable old-timers take the day off 47 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:06,043 and let the Super Explorers go off on our own? 48 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,252 You two can check out 49 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:10,213 the grown-ups' section of the park where they serve alcohol. 50 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:16,053 An alcohol-themed cocktail bar. Can you imagine? 51 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,848 Okay, kids, you're on your own, but check in every hour. 52 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,601 - We will! - Love you! 53 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:27,147 {\an8}[Bart] The Burj Krustifa. 54 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,399 {\an8}I've been on this thing dozens of times. 55 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,152 The best part is when all your organs go into your neck. 56 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,322 I can do this. [laughs nervously] 57 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:38,450 - [click] - [riders screaming] 58 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,495 [Krusty] Get off my ride! 59 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,290 [groaning] 60 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,626 [Bart hums] 61 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,252 This ride isn't worth the stress, 62 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,089 but there's something else here I think you'll love. 63 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,217 Are we allowed back here? 64 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,636 Whoa! 65 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,389 [both] The Kosmic Kruiser Hotel! 66 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,475 We stand before the most expensive, 67 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:07,312 most embarrassing failure in theme park history. 68 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,481 [both] What were they thinking? 69 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,986 Thanks for making this year's Krusty-Kon our best one yet. 70 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,613 It's such a blast 71 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:21,410 hanging out with adult fans of shows and toys aimed at children. 72 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,912 {\an8}- [cheering] - This is normal! 73 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,330 Never mature! 74 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:31,086 Now our CEO of theme parks, ice shows and collectible popcorn buckets, 75 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,462 Don Jeffries, 76 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:37,676 is here to make one more very secret, extra special announcement. 77 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,595 Special announcements! The elixir of life! 78 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:44,307 The Krustyland that you know is about to change forever. 79 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,518 Introducing the most immersive, 80 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:49,271 revolutionary feat of Krusti-gineering ever, 81 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,356 the Kosmic Kruiser Hotel! 82 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,942 [cheers and applause] 83 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:57,946 Just imagine spending two nights on board a galactic star cruiser, 84 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:01,283 role-playing a sci-fi adventure that's unique to you 85 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:05,454 with beloved characters from the Itchy and Scratchy universe. 86 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:08,457 That's great, CEO Don Jeffries. 87 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,793 I know I'm tired of relaxing on my vacations. 88 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:14,713 Give me stuff I'm forced to do. 89 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,506 The galaxy is at war. 90 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,716 Will you bring order 91 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,926 as a member of Control and Tyranny? 92 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,511 Or side with the rebels 93 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,931 of Mice Opposed to Unfair Space Empires? 94 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,767 The choice is yours! 95 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,853 Oh, and one more thing. 96 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,522 Take us to hyperspace, Timmy! 97 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,317 - [cheering] - Oh, I think he's going to punch it! 98 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,526 Punch it! 99 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,904 [whooshing sound] 100 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,573 - [screaming, whooping] - He punched it! Hyperspace! 101 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,952 Get those expectations up sky-high, gang, 102 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:50,415 because the grand opening is one year from today! 103 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,876 {\an8}What's up, Courtney fam? 104 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,837 {\an8}It's Courtney from Courtney Takes Off Her Makeup and Hums. 105 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:59,090 I am so excited to be paid to act excited 106 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:03,094 here at the opening of the new Kosmic Kruiser Hotel. 107 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,888 Whoo! 108 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,140 [humming] 109 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:11,144 Hey, CEO Don Jeffries, this place is so immersive. 110 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,897 How did you pull off this level of immersion? 111 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,441 The key was immersive ability. How did we do? 112 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,777 Amazing. I feel like I'm here. 113 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:23,782 {\an8}Now, say hello to the world's only robotic cruise director, KIT-10. 114 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,617 {\an8}Meow-za! 115 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,579 Can I get you a fresh towel for your room? [laughs] 116 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,666 [coughing] 117 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,713 Oh, and one more thing. 118 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,423 Punch it! [grunts] 119 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,259 [machine sputters, powers down] 120 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,554 Can people reserve their rooms right now? 121 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,305 They sure can. The basic two-night 122 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:51,935 all-inclusive-except-alcohol-and-water package starts at just $5,000. 123 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:56,106 5,000 bucks for two nights in a windowless nerd prison? 124 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,816 No one's gonna pay that. 125 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:00,694 {\an8}The Kosmic Kruiser Hotel has closed its doors 126 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,738 {\an8}due to legions of wildly unenthusiastic fans. 127 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,533 Krustyland calls the move temporary 128 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:10,078 as the attraction is "retooled" to make it better than ever. 129 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:13,206 But try telling that to CEO Don Jeffries, 130 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,709 who leaves with the smallest corporate severance package 131 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,210 in modern business history, 132 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,379 $110 million. 133 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,256 [chuckles] Good luck, Don. 134 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,676 [grunts] 135 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,970 How cool would it be to sneak inside? 136 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,223 Right? I would totally love to go in there. 137 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,809 Oh, I can't believe the gate's locked. 138 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:33,894 [metal rattles] 139 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,063 Aw, crap. 140 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,150 As Super Explorers, we're obligated to super-explore. 141 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,484 You signed the pledge. 142 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,863 I was two. I would sign anything when I was two. 143 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:53,413 I don't remember any Itchy and Scratchy cartoons where they fought a space war. 144 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:56,416 [Bart] They built out the lore from a space-themed word search 145 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,668 on the back of a box of Krusty-O's. 146 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,171 Okay, we saw it. Can we leave? 147 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,006 What are you so scared of? 148 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:06,843 Oh, I don't know. Wandering around in a creepy, abandoned hotel. 149 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,637 Have you seen The Shining? 150 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,180 No. Have you? 151 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,933 No, but I'm pretty sure there's a mean hotel in it. 152 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,727 Just stay for ten minutes 153 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:20,607 and we'll have the best recess story since Nelson kissed the school nurse. 154 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,484 Okay, ten minutes. 155 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,903 You're right. There's nobody here. 156 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,781 Except for us. 157 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,532 [both scream] 158 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,995 Unexpected guests. 159 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,122 Let the show begin. 160 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,124 [both scream] 161 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:42,545 Welcome aboard the Kosmic Kruiser. 162 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,547 Sideshow Mel? 163 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,007 Side-what Whom? 164 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,343 There is no one here by that name. 165 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:52,138 Just I, Captain Ragamuffin Tigaro. 166 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,808 I think these are the actors from the hotel. 167 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:55,934 Hotel? 168 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,896 By the moons of Purrgamore, this space traveler is confused. 169 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,648 After teleporting aboard, 170 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,984 many passengers do experience warp delirium. 171 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,319 Mr. Van Houten? 172 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,071 No, no, no! You shut up! 173 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,449 Uh, I don't use my human name here. I'm "in character." 174 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:14,953 That's actor talk for "pretending to be not Kirk." 175 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:17,831 But why? The hotel's closed. 176 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,542 Yeah, just temporarily for-for retooling. 177 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,585 The company said we're going to reopen real soon. 178 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,046 Don't you see what's going on? 179 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,590 These dweebs spent so much time rehearsing these roles, 180 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,092 they can't walk away, 181 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:34,097 which means we can experience thousands of dollars' worth of cringe for free. 182 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:37,559 Private Simpson, sir, new CAT recruit reporting for duty. 183 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,894 Ah! Welcome aboard, soldier. 184 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,814 This is First Officer Puffykins Starclaw 185 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,692 and Lieutenant Commander Chuck Meowski. 186 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,028 Real talk: don't step out of line, new guy, 187 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,571 and you and me'll be Gucci. 188 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:53,825 His backstory is he's from New York. Wish I'd thought of that. 189 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,493 And what about you? 190 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:59,330 What is your home planet and galactic political affiliation? 191 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:02,751 Oh, no, no, thank you. No, I'm-I'm not participating. 192 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,336 Come on, Lis, you love role-play. 193 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,421 Uh, no, I don't. 194 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:09,758 Really? You seem like the type. Come on, give it a shot. 195 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:10,925 Um, okay. 196 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:15,764 My name is Loriana... Nebula? 197 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,683 Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. [chuckles] 198 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,520 I am the junior senator from Planet Valedictoria. 199 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,023 I have a black belt in laser-jitsu 200 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,691 despite my noble birth. 201 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,610 Also, I raise hyper-pigs, 202 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:32,072 and I secretly worry that my evil stepmother, Queen Calico, 203 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,615 plots my demise. 204 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:38,286 An honor to meet such a well-thought-out character. 205 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:44,042 Install the Kosmic Kruiser app onto their communication devices. 206 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,508 Um, the app's still got a few bugs. 207 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,719 Why am I suddenly getting tons of ads for insurance? 208 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:55,804 Don't click on those! 209 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,225 - Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! - [groaning] 210 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,812 - How did they... Oh. - Where am I supposed to put my... Oof. 211 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,730 You young catlings are lucky. 212 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:10,652 You get to see the number one singing star in the galaxy, Qu'ee-tar. 213 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,488 [♪ electronic music playing] 214 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,823 Oh, no. 215 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,537 ♪ I'm a space sensation ♪ 216 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,623 ♪ Galactic phenomenon ♪ 217 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:27,669 ♪ Music is the mission ♪ 218 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,839 ♪ Destination: fascination ♪ 219 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:34,759 ♪ Just what is this instrument? Very futuristic ♪ 220 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:38,638 I like how future music sounds like terrible today music. 221 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:42,142 Do you have anything to eat other than hyperdrive pretzels? 222 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:46,020 Not at all, but we do have plenty of trans-dimensional cheese dip 223 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,689 for the pretzels. 224 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,527 Isn't cheese more of a Mouse food? 225 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:57,991 How could you possibly know that, unless you were a Mouse sympathizer? 226 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,702 I admit everything. 227 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,955 My character is secretly in league with the mice. 228 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,457 That's my storyline. 229 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,293 Damn, I'm good at this. 230 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,129 Take this rebel to the brig. 231 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:15,466 [loudly] You won't be quite so brave after a few light-years in prison. 232 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,178 [lowered voice] Don't worry, there is no prison. I am only acting. 233 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,805 [loudly] Don't make trouble, spy! [lowered voice] Still acting. 234 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,057 [loudly] For real! [lowered voice] For pretend. 235 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,726 Okay, dropping character. 236 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,312 My parents want Bart and me to check in every hour, 237 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,731 - but my phone isn't working. - No, that's our app. 238 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,816 It screws up texting and calling 239 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:35,069 and it writes swear words on your vacation photos. 240 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,322 I hope they're not worried about us. 241 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:40,033 [♪ tropical music playing] 242 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,785 [birds] ♪ We all love to dance and sing ♪ 243 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,455 {\an8}♪ We kick our feet and we flap our wings ♪ 244 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,957 ♪ We jump and spin with such delight ♪ 245 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,126 ♪ Watch our eyes move left and right ♪ 246 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,211 [music ends] 247 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,172 Here's to a day with no rides. 248 00:11:55,506 --> 00:12:00,261 Aren't we not supposed to drink alcohol after taking motion sickness medicine? 249 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,889 - I think I heard that, yes. - Yeah. 250 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,018 Looking for Mouse rebels? 251 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,353 No, I'm looking for... 252 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,771 Toilet paper? 253 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,148 [groans] We've been out for months. 254 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,359 Actually, isn't there supposed to be 255 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,445 a wisecracking robot cruise director on board? 256 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,197 You mean KIT-10? 257 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:23,076 He's either running a trivia contest in the Litter Box Lounge 258 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,621 or he's stuck in the day spa's revolving door again. 259 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,707 The spa! Pfft. Of course. I'm gonna go look for him. 260 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,418 Don't forget your primary mission: 261 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:38,132 finding hidden QR stickers and scanning them for promo codes. 262 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,801 Dust Bart away! 263 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:45,390 Greetings, fellow passenger. What galaxy are you from? 264 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,975 Uh, Oklahoma State. 265 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:50,770 Yeah, uh, these guys aren't part of the Kosmic Kruiser immersive experience. 266 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,647 They... They work in the park. 267 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,942 We're college students who got summer jobs at Krustyland. 268 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,278 The pay is so garbage we can't afford rent. 269 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,405 We're forced to squat in this abandoned hotel. 270 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,823 Retooling hotel. 271 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,825 Can't your parents come get you? 272 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,077 They told our parents we're dead! 273 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,330 [college students] Save us, save us, save us! 274 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,501 Where the hell are you, KIT-10? [grunts] 275 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:17,213 [pants] I wanna leave. This place is creeping me out. 276 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,299 We can't leave, not yet. 277 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,760 Please, this was supposed to be my special day. 278 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,179 I hear you. You've been heard. 279 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,432 Now shut up and help me search the kitchen. 280 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:32,186 What are you looking for? Why can't we just leave? 281 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:36,316 It occurred to me just now that KIT-10 is somewhere in this hotel, 282 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,400 and if we found it, 283 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,154 a one-of-a-kind collectible like that could be worth a lot of money? 284 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,823 KIT-10? That stupid robot? 285 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:47,910 Even if you find it, they're not gonna let you just carry it out of here. 286 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:48,995 Think! 287 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,371 I did think. 288 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,707 I brought my pillowcase to smuggle him out. 289 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,958 {\an8}See? 290 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,127 {\an8}Oops. 291 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,464 You never wanted to come to Krustyland to spend time with me. 292 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:03,051 You just wanted to sneak in here and steal that dumb valuable robot. 293 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,260 No, I didn't. 294 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,180 How could I have known the hotel gate would be unlocked? 295 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,264 [clang] 296 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,225 Bolt cutters. You cut that padlock! 297 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:15,021 All that stuff you said about missing being a Super Explorer with me 298 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,231 was all just a big fat lie. 299 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:21,069 You ruined the one good memory I have with you. 300 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:25,990 I will never, ever believe you care about me again. 301 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,454 Our ship is under attack! 302 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:35,917 The hull has been breached! Space is pouring in! 303 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,752 Not now, Mel! 304 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,670 Space battles wait for no man. 305 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,840 The next one won't happen until exactly this time tomorrow. 306 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:46,761 Prepare the ship for hyperspace! 307 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,554 I'm not playing anymore! 308 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:53,267 This stupid hotel is the fakest, worst pretend "immersion" 309 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,644 I've ever seen. 310 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,648 No one could ever convince themselves this is real. 311 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,400 Punch it! 312 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,278 - [loud rumbling] - [Lisa gasps] 313 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,404 - [Bart] Huh? - [Lisa] Ooh. 314 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,334 This is a hotel, not a spaceship. 315 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,920 How is it blasting off? 316 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,214 It's not possible. No way. 317 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,298 Yes way! 318 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,759 Yes way to the stars! 319 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,346 Dropping character. We're all going to die! 320 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,728 [all grunting, groaning] 321 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,358 Okay, you win. I'm immersed! 322 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,069 How is this spaceship hotel actually flying? 323 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,029 It's not a real spaceship! 324 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,614 I'm gonna text Mom and Dad. 325 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:52,034 Hey, that's a great price on bundling my home and auto. 326 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,369 [both] Don't click on that! 327 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:57,623 Oh, the kids haven't checked in all day. Something's wrong. 328 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,459 Think. What's the worst place they could possibly be? 329 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:06,382 [gasps] They're at the gift shop with one of our credit cards! 330 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,050 Of course. Let's go. 331 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,141 - What's going on? - We're flyin' over here! 332 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,685 Fellow thespians, don't panic! 333 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:21,397 Remember, the hotel was closed for retooling. 334 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:27,069 This super realistic flying special effect must be the retooling. 335 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,571 - Yay! - [all cheer] 336 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,283 [chanting] Working actors! Working actors! 337 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,036 [hissing] 338 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,788 You fools. You wonderful fools. 339 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,166 We are flying to our doom. 340 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,419 Disgraced former Krusty Co. CEO Don Jeffries! 341 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,629 That's right, children. 342 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,674 And now I haunt the hallways of this, my greatest failure. 343 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,384 [metal rattles] 344 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,929 How in the hell is this hotel really flying? 345 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,055 Think about it. 346 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,265 When a corporation makes a giant mistake, 347 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,809 what is their only reasonable course of action? 348 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:02,104 Refund customers' money to slowly regain their trust. 349 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:05,274 No way! Destroy the evidence and pretend the whole thing never happened. 350 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,694 Which is why Krusty is doing exactly what I would have done in his place: 351 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:12,198 airlift this hotel by helicopter and drop it in the ocean. 352 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:16,953 But our deaths won't be in vain, because as we plunge to the ocean floor, 353 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,122 this sad failure will transform-- through the magic of accounting-- 354 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,459 {\an8}into the greatest tax write-off in corporate history! 355 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,796 {\an8}[Don laughing maniacally] 356 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,966 So we're not retooling? 357 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,801 Oh, not at all. We're drowning. 358 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,095 We have to find a way to signal to the helicopters 359 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,805 that there are people in here. 360 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,723 She's right. We need to generate ideas. 361 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,893 And what's the most powerful tool in our acting toolbox? 362 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,228 [actors] Improv! 363 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:46,399 Ensemble, form a fantastical thinking machine! 364 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,484 [actors imitating machinery sounds] 365 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,157 It's working! 366 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,536 Okay. We need to find a way up to the roof. 367 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,705 [robotic voice] I can direct you to that location. 368 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:01,998 [both] KIT-10! 369 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,000 Meow-za! 370 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,587 - [door creaks] - [wind whistling] 371 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,924 Okay, KIT-10, climb that ladder to the roof 372 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,093 {\an8}and use your birthday party confetti cannon 373 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,886 {\an8}to signal the helicopters. 374 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,013 {\an8}I will do so. 375 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,765 {\an8}We can stay in contact through the Kosmic Kruiser app, 376 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,977 {\an8}which I recently downloaded to my CPU. 377 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,061 {\an8}[electricity crackles] 378 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,273 {\an8}Hey, that's a great rate on bundling home and auto. 379 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,357 Don't click on that! 380 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,692 {\an8}[explosion] 381 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,527 KIT-10! No! 382 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,112 [KIT-10] Goodbye! [laughs] 383 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,198 Oh, meow-za, old friend. 384 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,827 Okay, Bart, it's up to you. 385 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,288 I can't. I'm scared of heights. 386 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:47,376 What? You said you've been on the Burj Krustifa ride a dozen times. 387 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,545 Nope, not once. I lied. 388 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,465 I love lying. It's more thrilling than any ride. 389 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,051 Well, can't fix that problem right now. 390 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,260 What problem? 391 00:18:56,844 --> 00:19:00,014 Look, I think I can do it, if you'll do it with me. 392 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,771 I can't. I can't. I'm too scared. 393 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,231 [Bart] ♪ Super Explorers, brave and smart ♪ 394 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,151 ♪ Super Explorers Lisa and Bart ♪ 395 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:17,740 ♪ We're not afraid of scary stuff Scary stuff's afraid of us ♪ 396 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,910 That was our song. You remembered. 397 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,663 [both] ♪ Super Explorers, brave and smart ♪ 398 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,499 ♪ Super Explorers Lisa and Bart ♪ 399 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,294 - [Lisa] Help! Help us! Help! - Help! Help us! Down here! 400 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,254 Hey, there's children down there! 401 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,006 Oh, yeah. Look at that. 402 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,093 I guess we gotta turn all these helicopters around 403 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,388 and never get that giant tax write-off. 404 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,392 - Or... - There's no "or," sir. 405 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,143 Yeah, you're right. 406 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:49,980 But you know, kids are naturally very buoyant. 407 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,024 I read that they... 408 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,651 Yeah, you're right. 409 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,822 My write-off! 410 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:02,535 My beautiful, beautiful write-off! [sobbing] 411 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:10,668 ♪ We're not afraid of scary stuff Scary stuff's afraid of us ♪ 412 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,254 So did you two have fun on your own today? 413 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,756 I tells ya, the day just flew by. 414 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,969 Indeed, it was very uplifting. 415 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,096 [both laugh] 416 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,141 Why are they laughing? What was funny about that? 417 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,602 Who cares? Now, what section did we park our car in? 418 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,104 Mr. Teeny 5. 419 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,482 Okay. Mr. Teeny 3, Mr. Teeny 4, 420 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,025 {\an8}giant sideways building. 421 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,110 {\an8}[car alarm chirps] 422 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,863 {\an8}Oh, man, I parked under the hotel. 423 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,125 {\an8}[♪ electronic music playing] 424 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,090 {\an8}♪ Initiate emotion ♪ 425 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,260 {\an8}♪ Fire the desire ray ♪ 426 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,764 {\an8}♪ Temptation constellations ♪ 427 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,767 {\an8}♪ Love is a tractor beam ♪ 428 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:12,104 {\an8}♪ Supernova fantasy Fall into my gravity ♪ 429 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,983 ♪ Dancing in the party sector Moving to the quantum rhythm ♪ 430 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:19,528 ♪ Space is where we work it more A trillion species on the dance floor ♪ 431 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,656 ♪ Everyone looks sort of human Wearing face paint and prosthetics ♪ 432 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,868 ♪ Tentacles and forehead ridges Blue and green and pink and purple ♪ 433 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:29,038 {\an8}[echoing] ♪ Space, space, space ♪ 434 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,081 Shh!