1 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:07,800 I like your hair. 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,920 This is much nicer than the other room. 3 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,760 This is the better room. 4 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,720 I don't think he's, um, going to come. 5 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:24,120 I think he just wants me to have to tell you. 6 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,240 Well, I know I said we should wait 7 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,680 -but perhaps if this is... -[door opens] 8 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,200 [Rose] Hello, Cob. 9 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,640 So sorry I'm late, Rose. Um... 10 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,800 child care issues. 11 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:39,880 [Rose clears throat] 12 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:42,840 Well, I would say it's nice to see you both again 13 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,160 but I suppose I wouldn't be unless something's happened. 14 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:50,200 [Cob] Suzie is not living at the house anymore, Rose. 15 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,440 Oh. 16 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:54,560 Because... 17 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,200 Um... 18 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,680 Okay, so, um... 19 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:01,880 someone... 20 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,840 s-somehow has... 21 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,160 had access to my phone 22 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,280 or, um, hacked... 23 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,560 my phone and... 24 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,000 downloaded--downloaded photos. 25 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,440 And there was a photo of me 26 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,360 on there with someone else, sexually. 27 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,720 Very clearly someone else. 28 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:21,880 -Right. -Mm-hmm. 29 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,120 Gosh. That must be quite a shock. 30 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,800 -I'll fucking say. -And... 31 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,360 and Cob assumes that that means 32 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,360 that I'm being unfaithful. 33 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,560 Yeah... 34 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,880 Hmm, why would I... 35 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,760 why would I possibly--Oh! 36 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,800 Of course, I get it now, 37 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,360 because I'm insane. 38 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,080 Right? Because seeing something with your own eyes 39 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,320 has absolutely... 40 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,800 no meaning, right? That's... 41 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,320 This is gas-lighting. 42 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,320 Uh, what's--what's happening with Franky? 43 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:55,480 [Cob laughs] 44 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,760 Frank. Um, so... 45 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,160 [Suzie groans] 46 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,800 he's, uh, he's fine. You know, I mean, 47 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,560 I am... 48 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:06,600 I'm coming into the house at, like, 6 a.m. to wake him up, 49 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,320 and, um... 50 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,160 -and then leaving -[Cob chuckles] 51 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,640 and then coming back at the end of the day. 52 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,400 I think he's fine. 53 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,680 I think he's fine, 54 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,040 um, I don't think he realizes, you know, 55 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,040 except this weekend, when we're going to the convention but... 56 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,160 [Cob] Whose cock is it? 57 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,600 Whose cock is it? 58 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,200 It's what we're here for. 59 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,840 Let's just--we're here now, we're there. 60 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,160 Whose cock is it? Suzie... 61 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,880 [Cob whispers] Whose cock is it? 62 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,320 -Do you, I mean... -Whose cock is it? Whose cock is it? 63 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,640 Whose cock is it? Whose cock is it? 64 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,440 Yeah. 65 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,960 -Do you want me to answer that? -Whose cock is it? 66 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,160 -I don't... -Whose cock is it? 67 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,600 Whose fucking cock is it?! 68 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:45,680 [light piano plays] 69 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:56,640 [whimpers] 70 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,320 -[Naomi] I've got it. -Shit! 71 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,160 You don't have to keep giving me your bed. 72 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,160 [Naomi] I know I don't have to. 73 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,120 It's so cold. How long have you been sat there? 74 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,280 I've got a plan. 75 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,000 We go to the convention, as booked, 76 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,640 but our attitude is, "Fuck you, fake news, you lose." 77 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,440 No, that just-- that sounds horrific. 78 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,000 But not going makes it look like it is you and you care. 79 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,880 It is me. And I do care. 80 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,640 [Naomi] Let's not dignify it with a response. 81 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,720 No comment from us and it all goes away. 82 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,080 Mmm... 83 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,400 I really need my phone! 84 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,400 Yeah, the police still have it. But you've got this one, 85 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,680 it has all your same contacts and names in it. 86 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,160 It just can't go online. Which is good. 87 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,000 Why, what are they saying? 88 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,040 [Naomi] Yeah, you don't need to see that. 89 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,600 Why, is it bad? 90 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,240 Uh... nay. 91 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,560 [groans] 92 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,040 But the whole convention is just gonna be sat there, 93 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,560 you know, they're just gonna be sat there, 94 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,360 and they're just gonna be looking at my tits 95 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,000 and thinking about me sucking cock. 96 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,640 Yeah, but they always are, babe. 97 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,000 You get dressed. 98 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,720 [theme music plays] 99 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,680 -[Naomi] Are you all right? -Yeah. 100 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,960 Don't forget, no photos or signing anything 101 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,840 until you're on the official table. 102 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,720 -We make no reference to the hack at all. -female fan] Hi Suzie! 103 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,880 Thanks very much! 104 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,160 Also, I've cancelled the QandA. 105 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,920 So don't answer any questions. 106 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,920 Look at all these people that love you! 107 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,000 Thanks! 108 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,800 -Hi! -Thanks very much. 109 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,160 -I love you. -Hi. 110 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,360 Okay, that's great, thank you. 111 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,080 [fan] Captain Bria! 112 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,160 We don't mention the real world at all. 113 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,240 Nobody cares here! 114 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,680 -Nobody cares about the photos! -Right? 115 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,400 All they care about is Captain Bria! 116 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,720 -Yeah, and see, there's not gonna be a QandA. -Right. 117 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,320 -Oh, thank you. -So just go out there and be a smiley, 118 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,480 charming badass like a badass on badass patrol. 119 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,800 -Or don't if you don't want to.Just do what you want. -Okay. 120 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,120 -Okay. -And also can you try 121 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,520 and talk about AfterDeath rather than 122 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,160 the sci-fi that you did twelve years ago. 123 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,600 -But nobody watches AfterDeath.-Yeah, they do. 124 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,280 Well, then, why do I never meet any of them? 125 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:00,720 Because viewing figures don't matter anymore. 126 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,200 Oh, right, it only matters who clicks on it? 127 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,000 Yeah, and, well, that doesn't matter either but-- 128 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,480 So what does matter? 129 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,720 [assistant] Excuse me, they're ready for you. 130 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:08,760 Shh. Okay. Let's go. 131 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:09,920 -Okay, great. -Yeah. 132 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,200 [Suzie] Thank you. 133 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,840 Okay, let's welcome to the stage, 134 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,760 the real Captain Bria, Suzie... 135 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,160 -[Raptor] Pickles! -Have I got something hanging out my nose? 136 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,800 No, you're good, you're good. 137 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,000 Thank you! 138 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,520 [Raptor] She is gorgeous... 139 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,200 Shall I go this way? Or this way? Hi! 140 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,680 Here's your mic. 141 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,720 Thank you! 142 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,960 Welcome along. 143 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,760 Shall I just hold this, like this? 144 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,520 -Yeah, however you like! -Like I think that's normal? 145 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:42,600 Yeah, that's fine! 146 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,160 Um, all right, so... 147 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,280 you all know, uh, Suzie from her varied career, 148 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,480 of course, from Quo Vadis. 149 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,160 and more recent stuff as well, uh, the soap stuff ... 150 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,440 Yeah, but we don't mention that! 151 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,920 [Raptor] All right, and of course, 152 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,840 AfterDeath, which is on streaming now. 153 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,600 Yeah, that's right. 154 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,160 And who doesn't love Nazi Zombies? 155 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,160 Brilliant. Um, okay, so usually we do a 156 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,240 QandA format, uh, I think today we're just gonna have a conversation 157 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,360 -between us so... -[crowd boos] 158 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,200 [Raptor] Oh, no, the masses are revolting! 159 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:19,720 They've queued for hours to talk to you, Captain Bria. 160 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,480 [crowd chants] Do it! Do it! Do it! 161 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,000 Uh, no, no, no. I love QandA! No, I love QandA... 162 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,840 I wanna... you know, I wanna talk directly to them. 163 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,160 -Yeah? -You know, 164 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,160 I--I love you guys. 165 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,320 All right, great! 166 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:36,560 Uh, let's go to some questions then. 167 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,760 Are the mics out there somewhere? Uh... 168 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,360 Guy with the beard. Uh, no... uh, no... 169 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,080 Yeah, you, there you go! Yeah. 170 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,480 Hi, Suzie. 171 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,800 [Suzie] Hello! How are you? I love your top. 172 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:51,880 Oh, thank you, Suzie. 173 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,120 [chuckles] 174 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,400 In Quo Vadis, your character 175 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,160 dies at the end of the series, 176 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,040 but if she did that, 177 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,680 uh, Captain Bria couldn't go back to where we found her 178 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,440 in the first episode on the ship. 179 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,680 Um... 180 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,960 It would make sense 181 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,720 if it was in a different dimension. 182 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,040 Yeah, it would, 183 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,480 and I've never closed down that reading, 184 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,280 but you know, if I'm, um... 185 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,960 if I'm just really honest, 186 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,800 I was just thinking about getting into 187 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,440 that bloody catsuit every week. 188 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,440 I mean jumpsuit! 189 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,160 Jumpsuit! Yeah, uh, well, 190 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,640 it is funny you should mention the jumpsuit, Suzie, 191 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,600 -because, uh, we did a little research mission of our own. -Yep. 192 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,160 Um, and we found the jumpsuit from Quo Vadis. 193 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,280 [crowd cheers] 194 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,960 Um, yeah, the real one! 195 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,560 So let's bring it out. 196 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,000 You're joking. 197 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,560 Oh! There it is. 198 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,400 -Look at it! -Is it actually the real one? 199 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,600 It's the real one from the archives, yeah. 200 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,160 -[crowd] Put it on! -Oh. Do you need a moment? 201 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,560 I just remember the smell! 202 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,160 All right, well, got some other questions 203 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,560 whilst you reacquaint yourself with the jumpsuit. 204 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,400 So, uh, yes, the lady on the side... 205 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,040 -Hi, Suzie. -[Suzie] Hi. 206 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,600 Hi, I'm so sorry to hear about those pictures. 207 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,640 It's such an invasion of privacy. 208 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:09,800 I can't even imagine! 209 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,720 [fan] But it's great to see you here today. 210 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,200 Thank you so much. 211 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,760 [fan] So how have you been coping? 212 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,160 Yeah, um... 213 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,560 [Raptor] Yeah... 214 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,160 -Okay, can we move it along? -Yeah... I--I--I don't, 215 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,920 I don't really think this is the venue. 216 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,760 -In fact, I--can I just take this... -[Raptor] Yeah. 217 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,760 -moment to... before we get started. -Yeah, of course you can. 218 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,280 Okay, um... 219 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,840 So, um... 220 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,200 Look, I just wanted to say that there are-- there were some... 221 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,000 there were some photos 222 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,400 posted online last week. 223 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,400 Uh... 224 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,560 Supposedly of me, stolen from me, 225 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,280 in some mass hack 226 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,240 and I just wanna say that even though I have no issue with... 227 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,240 whatever it is that person's supposed to be doing in the photo, 228 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:58,760 um, it's not me. 229 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,400 No, I mean... 230 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,480 I wish I was that thin! 231 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,440 No, it's a fake. 232 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,960 [stammering] You know-- 233 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,240 You know Black Mirror ? It's very Black Mirror -y, 234 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,640 whatever, we're all doomed. 235 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:14,160 Anyway, I just, I just wanted to put that to bed, 236 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,560 you know, and um, 237 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,960 I don't know if there's anything to take away from today, 238 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,360 um... 239 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,800 -don't wank to lies, kids. -[Raptor] Yes... 240 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,440 Uh, good advice. 241 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,000 [crowd cheers] 242 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,840 Yes, thank you for that. All right, uh... 243 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,760 -[Suzie] Sorry,that was a bit... blue. -No, that's--no, that's fine. 244 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,800 It's completely understandable you would say 245 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,280 it wasn't you, 246 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,760 but there are other details in the pictures. 247 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,920 Uh, like--like, the necklace you were wearing, 248 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,440 -[crowd boos] -uh, for example. 249 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,360 I mean, which you've worn it on other occasions. 250 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,600 [Suzie] Yeah, I don't think-- 251 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,560 So I'm just giving you an opportunity 252 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,680 ...to be talking about this. This feels very... 253 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,240 Because it is a penis of color... 254 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,880 -in the pictures... -Jesus! 255 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,560 -You know what, I--Oh, my God! -Yeah, Okay. That's enough now. 256 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,320 is that the reason why you're trying to distance yourself? 257 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,800 Sorry, I was just... 258 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,840 I was just wondering if I could still fit into this. 259 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,400 Yes, well, are we insured for that? 260 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,400 Well, I guess I'm doing it! 261 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,240 All right, off she goes 262 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,800 to change into the jumpsuit. 263 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,600 Very shortly she'll be back-- 264 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:13,920 -I'll see you in a second. -All right, see you in a second. 265 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,680 Maybe a minute. Who knows? 266 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:16,920 -What the fuck?! -There you go, that's what you came for 267 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,040 Do it! Do it! 268 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,880 They should just chuck her out. 269 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,360 Stand up! 270 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,680 I said, "Don't do questions." 271 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,960 They, they just sat there, 272 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,280 they just sat there waiting!! 273 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,760 I can't wear this, it's gonna make me panic! 274 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,200 -All right, let me get it off. -Can you get it off? 275 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,600 Can you take this please? 276 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,400 [Naomi] You're looking good, babe! 277 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,400 [Raptor] Here she is! 278 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,280 Sorry, it's a bit-- it's a bit tight! 279 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:48,760 I actually can't breathe in this! 280 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:54,080 I feel really self-conscious that I've got camel toe. 281 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,200 [phone chimes] 282 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,400 [man] Excuse me. 283 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,880 [Suzie] Sorry. I'm so sorry. 284 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,960 Why, what have you done? 285 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,440 Are you here selling your soul, too? 286 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,640 What on earth is that phone? You're not a dealer, are you? 287 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,000 My other phone's in police custody. 288 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,320 Liquid sustenance please! 289 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,840 [Suzie] You made a sex tape! 290 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,120 - What happened? - So, okay... so, so... 291 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,160 one of the girl's moms finds the tape hidden in the bottom of the wardrobe. 292 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,080 She digs it out. She of course, 293 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,680 goes fucking ballistic and spare 294 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,440 and then the girls denied it 295 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,320 and said that I forced them to do it 296 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,160 and that they never wanted to do a threesome 297 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,600 even though they were laughing the whole way through. 298 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:01,160 And so, the mother then wrote to my agent. 299 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,160 I can't, I don't even remember hearing about that. 300 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,160 Yeah, this is way pre-internet. 301 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,960 I bought the family a conservatory. 302 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,600 "A conservatory"... 303 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,000 Fuck! But don't you--don't you worry about that now? 304 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,600 It coming out? 305 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,880 Yeah, are you kidding? 306 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,400 Absolutely. Thank you. 307 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,960 And that's why I live my life as a saint. 308 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,240 [phone vibrates] 309 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,600 I'm a good boy. 310 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,120 Which is pretty brutal for me actually, 311 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,520 because I'm freshly divorced 312 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,520 and I'm in this fantasy franchise so it's like... 313 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,160 Yeah. I'm sorry. 314 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,560 You're very sweet. 315 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,200 -I'm really sorry. -Cheers. 316 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,360 I'm with Suzie Pickles. Naomi Jones. 317 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,960 Do you mind if I, uh... 318 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,600 Hello! Hi. 319 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,520 Naomi Jones. This is Suzie Pickles. 320 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,240 -Yeah, you can let her in. She's with me. -Yeah, see! 321 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,920 Uh, Suze, we need to talk about what happened at the QandA. 322 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,200 -We should stay! -Hmm? 323 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,440 We have to stay. It's so nice here. 324 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,000 Yeah, that's because it's filled with people 325 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,760 -who've built shrines to you. -It's like a big womb. 326 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,360 No, no, I think we need to sit and have a debrief, no? 327 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,160 Is that, um, Benjamin Detroit? He plays that wizard guy... 328 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,560 -Does Milo operate up here? -Who reps him? 329 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,240 -Rude. -Milo? Milo had a seizure in Barcelona. 330 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,680 Okay, well there's always other Milos. 331 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,200 There's always alternative Milos. 332 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,640 Please, please let's get fucked. 333 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,200 Please, look at my life! 334 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,760 Doesn't he have a coke problem? 335 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,000 -Yes, in that we don't have any coke. -Ugh. 336 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,560 [Suzie] I didn't realize you already had coke. I should ring Naomi. 337 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,320 And tell her not to get anymore? 338 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,720 Yeah, because the--the thing about-- 339 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,200 the great thing about coke is, it's like 340 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,720 you never wanna do any more. 341 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,160 Right, 342 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,800 this--this--this is very special local stuff, 343 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,360 apparently you have to do it in a certain way. 344 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,560 An old Mexican guy told me! 345 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,160 A Mexican man? 346 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,560 -A Mexican man. -A Mexican man in Birmingham. 347 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,640 -Yes. -Indian. 348 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,560 Yes. Mexican Indian man in Birmingham. 349 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,160 -So... -Yes? 350 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,160 -You are going to bend over, -Yeah... 351 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,040 And, um... 352 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,120 I'm going to lick your ass while you do it. 353 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,560 [Suzie laughs] 354 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,840 That's how it has to be. That's the way to do it. 355 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,320 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 356 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,160 -That's it, is it? -Yeah, I don't make the rules. 357 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,920 Well, it seems like you might. 358 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,560 -Ah! -Okay! 359 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,240 So you--so then you-- that's got to be... 360 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,160 -Okay, right... -Well you have to take them... 361 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,960 -Let me--I'll do it though because I've got the tights. -No hands. 362 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,720 -The tights... -I can handle tights if you need help. 363 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,000 Just wait! 364 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,480 I'm not touching you! I won't touch you. 365 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,560 I'm not going to do any-- all I'm going to do is-- 366 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,360 Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. 367 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,920 Okay, you need to raise it up a bit. I need to see 368 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,240 a bit more ass-- a bit more... good. Ready? 369 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,680 You tell me you're ready, tell me when you're ready. Tell me when you're ready. 370 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,560 -Tell me when you're ready. -I'm ready, I'm ready. 371 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,560 -I'm putting my-- -Hang on! Okay, ready. 372 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,560 -I have protective eyewear. -I'm ready, I'm ready! 373 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,200 -Three, two, one, go! -Go, go! 374 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,040 [sniffs and shrieks] 375 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,360 I barely touched you. 376 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,120 -Hiya. -Hiya. 377 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,960 I'm here to meet you. I'm Naomi. 378 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,120 I thought I was picking up from Tarek? 379 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,000 Okay, you're driving away. 380 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,360 -Yeah, yeah, what has to happenis we have to drive round. -Okay. 381 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,960 I can't park or nothing what with cameras. 382 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,640 It's better to just drive round. 383 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,760 -Okay, but where are we actually, uh... -Fuck off! 384 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,240 -Okay. -Hang on. 385 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,680 Um, if there's anything you want me to-- Can I, can I do anything? 386 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,960 -Maybe I could--? -Yeah, um, yeah, count the money. 387 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,760 I know how much I have. 388 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,560 Yeah, but count it in front of me. 389 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,440 -In--in front of your face? While you're driving? -Yeah. 390 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,760 Yeah, if you just count it next to me, 391 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,440 -I'll know how much there is. -Right. 392 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,280 20, 40, 60, 100. 393 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,200 I've only got twenties. One twenty... 394 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,440 Uh, I don't suppose you do change? 395 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,080 I don't know where he's fucking put it. Ugh! 396 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,200 Where's he put the fucking gear? 397 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,000 -Okay---Can you just hold the wheel for a minute, babe? 398 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,240 Oh, my God, hold the-- 399 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,000 [grunts] 400 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,240 Can you--can you see in the back if there's like a-- like a wallet? 401 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,560 A--a wallet? Uh, no... 402 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,120 He's not fucking put it where he said he would? 403 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,360 I'm gonna have to call that lying fucker now. 404 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,640 Making me look like a twat again! 405 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,200 Oh, wait! 406 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,560 -Oh, it's in me bra! -Okay. 407 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,440 -It's in me bra! -It's in your bra! 408 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,520 I put it there before I came out! 409 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,600 Oh, I'm a fucking idiot, man! 410 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,360 -Here it is, babe! -Yes. 411 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,760 -Swap ya! -Thank you. 412 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,960 [Nadia] Nice, nice. 413 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,600 Fuck me! 414 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,600 [Nadia] So where d'you want dropping? 415 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,960 Aah...! 416 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,880 And it's just like... aah! 417 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,120 And there's me just holding it. 418 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,720 [knocking on door] 419 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,120 Okay, um... 420 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,560 -All right, fuck. -Wow! 421 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,800 Okay, fuck! 422 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,280 [Detroit] Wow! 423 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,400 Don't tell Naomi we've already done cocaine. 424 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,040 Hey! 425 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,760 Hey! 426 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,600 Chop, chop! 427 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,600 -Room 405. There you go. -Oh, yes! 428 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,040 -Hey. Benjamin Detroit. -I'm Naomi. With the drugs. 429 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,560 Naomi with the drugs. 430 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,360 I can't believe you already had coke. 431 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,160 No, hey, hey, no worries, it's just like you know, 432 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,280 it's the good stuff, the best stuff, the greatest stuff 433 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,600 and you start with the red wine, like Jesus did 434 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,800 -and then you move onto the...-Uh, can I have your phone to go online? 435 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,400 Okay, you--you have a phone. 436 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,720 No, I need it. I want to show Ben the pictures. 437 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,760 I just want to show him the pictures. 438 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,320 No, babe. 439 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,080 [mimicking] Oh, "No babe. No babe. No babe!" 440 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:49,080 You know I'm thirty-fucking- five and married with a kid. 441 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,080 Uh, you're thirty-six and not for long. 442 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,000 Oh, my God, she let reality into the room. 443 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,080 We've--we've got to, we've got to protect the room from this woman. 444 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,880 In here, the room is like international waters, that everything's in the room. 445 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,080 D'you wanna maybe, you know... 446 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,440 No, we can't go! We're staying. 447 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,440 Right, well, I'm fucking freezing 448 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,560 -because I've been outside for like an hour. -[Detroit] Yeah, good idea... 449 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,520 So you know he used to bein, like, all of these romantic comedies? 450 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,400 -She hates all this shit by the way. -Does she? 451 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,080 -No, I don't. -Rom coms, chick flicks... 452 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,760 -[Detroit] Yeah! -I hate that they're called that. 453 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,960 Yeah, yeah, because they're a legitimate art form, 454 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,640 -thank you very much. -Uh, no! 455 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,360 Uh no, they are male propaganda 456 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,320 trying to convince women that romantic love 457 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,520 is their responsibility and desire, when actually 458 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,520 it's just straight men trying to convince us that we need them. 459 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,480 -There she is! I mean, can you believe it? -So, wait... wait! 460 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,680 Wait, wait, wait! So, what, rom-coms are propaganda? 461 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,160 -Or love is? -Both. 462 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,760 Both. Ask yourself, as Marx did, who benefits? 463 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,920 I mean, she--she hasn't even had coke yet, so... 464 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,240 Love is just a way of trying to get women 465 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,600 to put aside their own needs. 466 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,640 Okay, well, that's my career fucked then 467 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,280 because, uh, romantic comediesdon't even employ white guys anymore anyway. 468 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,720 Oh, my God. Okay, is this guy a bit of a dick? 469 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,920 -[Suzie] No, no, he's fine! I like him. -What?! Thank you. 470 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,200 You know, hey, hey, so Suze says that you're into girls. 471 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,760 Okay. Jesus, Suze! 472 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,200 What, Oh, what? So we're not allowed facts anymore? 473 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,160 I just hate you, like, pimping my bi. 474 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,200 So Naomi lives in this great way now since she-- 475 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,240 since she broke up with her ex. 476 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,320 Can I call her your ex? 477 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,720 Call her what you fucking like! 478 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,480 So she goes from, like, Airbnb to Airbnb 479 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:11,360 all over London like she's on this permanent fucking holiday. 480 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,480 A permanent fucking holiday where I work for you all the time, babe. 481 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,720 I love London. 482 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,720 I fucking love London. 483 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,480 -Fucking love it. It is proper,it is the real deal. -I love it! 484 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,000 Thank you. Uh, so what, you just go everywhere, 485 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,720 fuck everyone. That's fucking brilliant. 486 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,200 No, being bi doesn't mean you sleep with everyone. 487 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,600 It just means you can be choosy. 488 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,960 I would fuck you. 489 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,480 Oh, no, you wouldn't, Suze. 490 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,720 That's not being bi, that is being a straight woman 491 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,800 who's too eager to please. Cringe. 492 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,160 Wow! Not the vibe! 493 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,720 Really not the vibe. 494 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,360 It's okay, 'cause what Naomi neglects to mention 495 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,280 is that this whole "crowd sourcing a home" 496 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,760 -approach is because she still pays the mortgage, right? -Yeah! 497 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,680 Won't ask her ex to move out, even though she owns 498 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,680 -most of the house. -Of the two of us, who is staying 499 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,400 on whose fucking floor? 500 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,320 -Huh? -Hey, hey, guys--guys, it's the womb room. 501 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,560 -It's the womb room. It's likea womb, look at the sofa. -Ooh, she's right, 502 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,360 -It's red, it's warm... -She's fucking right. 503 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,160 I mean, what is-- what is gonna... 504 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,360 [Detroit] Come on, man! 505 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,520 Seriously, what is gonna happen? 506 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,160 -Suze, now is not the time!-Hey, hey, there's nothing you can do about any of this now. 507 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,440 No, I mean at home. With Cob. 508 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,720 Okay, I know I know. We'll sort it. 509 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,760 Yes. With Cob! 510 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,320 I can't leave, can I? 511 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,800 I can't leave because I've... 512 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,680 No, Ben! Because I've got a-- I've got a kid, 513 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,040 -I've got a kid. I've got a fucking medicine cabinet. -Sit down. 514 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,200 Okay, listen. Okay. 515 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,680 This is--this is the thing. 516 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,240 You cannot do anything about any of this now, 517 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,080 This is very important. Okay, old hand. 518 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,680 So whatever you do, 519 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,760 you do not move out of the family home. 520 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,320 Fucked me with my second wife. And for custody. 521 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,080 Yeah, I--I agree. I know I'm a hypocrite, but you're the mother. 522 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,520 -You bought the house. Cob has to leave. -I did buy the house. 523 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,360 -You know what is really important? -Yeah. 524 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,640 You wait, see, what is really important is this Birmingham coke 525 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,920 and the--the very specific way that you must do it. 526 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,640 -There is. -Which you, Naomi with the drugs, are unaware of. 527 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,040 -"Way"? -Oh, look, she's gonna chill there. 528 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,160 -You take a moment, you take a deep breath, listen... -Um, you, well, first of all, 529 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,720 you need to take your pants off. 530 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,280 [Naomi and Detroit laugh] 531 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,840 I love you... 532 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,440 [Naomi] Oh, it's burning! 533 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,160 -[snorts] -Right! 534 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,720 Is this what you want?! 535 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,120 Is it? Well, have it! 536 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,800 Have it all! 537 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,360 Huh, I met my--I met my exercise goal! 538 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,840 -Goaal! -Well, that's a big achievement 539 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,360 considering you haven't been anywhere! 540 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,840 -Listen, I've been thinking. -Hm. 541 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,120 Let's look at the pictures and everything else! 542 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,440 -No, now it not the right time.-Let it wash over me as part of life! 543 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,360 -No, no... -No, it is... 544 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,440 -We're in prison! You're in prison! -This is the best time. 545 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,160 -[mock screams] -No, this is the best time. 546 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,440 I'm with people that I feel safe with, you know, 547 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,040 like when you do LSD. 548 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,880 -So you know, Benjamin, you totally understand... -Yes. 549 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,760 -I understand all of ya. -And you. 550 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,240 -Yeah. -You've been friends with me since we were in the womb. 551 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,640 We're now, we're now in the womb room. 552 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:06,040 So, basically, I won this, like, talent competition, 553 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,400 here when I was like fifteen 554 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,040 yeah and ... whatever, 555 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,440 like, my parents were just, you know, were into their own, 556 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,400 they're into their own thing 557 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,880 and Naomi was doing her A-Levels because she's fucking smart. 558 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,600 Yeah, not just a pretty thing. 559 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,280 It used to be my dad managing me 560 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,040 and then--and then Naomi was like, 561 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:28,400 "You can't be on some... fucking stranger's books." 562 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,880 [Suzie] So, like, first it was my dad and then-- You're not listening. 563 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,480 In spite of my dad... 564 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,480 So, are you...? 565 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,640 Are you touching her? 566 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,480 Yeah, could be. 567 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,240 This is... 568 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,560 [giggling] 569 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,400 [Naomi] Oh, my God. 570 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,520 [soft love song plays] 571 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,200 ♪ I know 572 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:19,720 ♪ I'll be smilin' 573 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,520 -Suzie! -[gasps] 574 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,840 Suzie! 575 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,400 Oh, I love you, Suzie! 576 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,480 ♪ Bye with my baby 577 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,920 ♪ Bye bye 578 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,720 Suzie! 579 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,280 I love you, Suzie! 580 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,320 [man] Suzie! 581 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,680 [Cob] Whose cock is it, Suzie? 582 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,840 [man] I love you, Suzie! 583 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,640 [water running] 584 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,080 [light piano music plays] 585 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,320 [man] I love you, Suzie! 586 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,680 [Cob] Whose is it? Whose cock is it, Suzie? 587 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,040 [groans] 588 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,800 [knocking on door] 589 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,360 [knocking continues] 590 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,440 [coughs] 591 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,800 What, are you pissed off with me? 592 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,280 You took the only room key, you didn't answer your phone, 593 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,760 Again. It's incredibly frustrating. 594 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,800 Oh, I'm sorry, you were giving him a blowjob 595 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,240 -I didn't realize you could talk. -Oh, for about six minutes! 596 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,840 And I'm sorry if you liked him, if anything 597 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,880 that's a testament to your terrible taste in men. 598 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,920 -If I could go back and anti-fuck him I would. -You fucked him? 599 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,520 What was I supposed to do? 600 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,200 Talk sci-fi? 601 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,040 I couldn't give him another blowjob 602 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,640 'cause I couldn't breathe through my nose, 603 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,720 -because you'd made me buy cocaine! -Oh, God. 604 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,440 -Sorry! -His crotch smelled like he'd had sex with a bin. 605 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,720 [gags] 606 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,600 -Well, I took a bunch of sleeping pills last night. -What?! 607 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,840 -I don't... just... -What do you mean, "a bunch"? 608 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,240 -I dunno... To get rid... -Well, how many? 609 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,800 Like, four. Maybe five. 610 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,040 Four? Four, okay. Wow. 611 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,080 That seems like a weird amount. 612 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,840 Well, I would've taken more, wouldn't I, but I fell asleep. 613 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,640 Because they're sleeping pills. 614 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,040 -Fucking hell! What is wrong with you? -Oh, that's nice! 615 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,840 -So you would have died-- -Really nice! I wouldn't have died. 616 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,360 ...while I was miserably banging Benjamin Detroit so you wouldn't have to. 617 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,040 -What have we said about sleeping pills, hm? -They're great. 618 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,720 [Suzie chuckles] 619 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,200 -Marilyn Monroe. Elvis Presley! -Oh, Elvis Presley... 620 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,680 -Heath Ledger! -Didn't he die on the toilet? 621 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:35,000 He didn't die from being on the toilet, did he? He didn't die "from toilet." 622 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,840 You know, I can't take you anymore. I can't take this, 623 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,720 I feel like I'm having a nervous fucking breakdown. 624 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,600 I'm sorry. Sorry. 625 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,840 How could you not tell me you were fucking someone else? 626 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,840 -I wasn't! -I just found out like everyone else. 627 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,640 I'm your best fucking friend. 628 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,640 Because you'd be cross like this. 629 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,000 I know who it is, Suze. 630 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,880 No, you don't know who it is. 631 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,240 Do you? 632 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,720 Is it obvious? 633 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,640 God, it's obvious, yeah. 634 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,320 You know what you have to do, right? 635 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,680 There's no way back from this. 636 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,160 You have to tell Cob it's over. Get him out. 637 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,120 You have to move back into the family home 638 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,000 -that you paid for. -Yeah. 639 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,640 -With Frank. -Yeah, I know. 640 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,760 Really? 641 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,440 Okay, good. 642 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,280 These are yours. 643 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,160 So, um, I have something to say. 644 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,680 [scoffs] 645 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,720 -Ooh! -No, no, no. I just think that, um... 646 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,120 I... I've been... thinking about things 647 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:13,160 and I think you're right, I think you deserve an explanation. 648 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,600 Mm-hmm. 649 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,640 I did sleep with someone else 650 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,720 and I have a photos of that from a long time ago. 651 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,440 And it's... 652 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,640 It's over. It was over. But what... 653 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,680 what I really want to say is that I think me being out 654 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,680 and away from the house, I don't think that's right. 655 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,680 I don't think that's right for Frank, 656 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,640 I don't think it's right for... for me. 657 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,480 and I, ultimately, I don't think it's right for you. 658 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,840 I think I need to be here, 659 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,640 I think that is... 660 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,240 what's right and so what I'm saying... 661 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,240 is that... 662 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,280 I want to be at home 663 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,840 and I am not prepared to accept a "No" on that. 664 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,280 And that is how I want to move forward. 665 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,880 One hundred percent. 666 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,200 Well... 667 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,320 I think that's what I needed to hear. 668 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,440 It's going to be difficult, you're right, you know, 669 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,760 but we owe it to Frank. 670 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,240 To each other. 671 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:28,960 Mm-hmm. 672 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,440 Well, I mean, obviously, you're going to have to, uh... 673 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,240 you're going to have to tell me everything, 674 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,720 and I will decide what it means. 675 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,320 But, um, in the meantime, yes, 676 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,280 I accept your offer to come back to the house. 677 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,520 And what about... what about you? 678 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,360 Well, I will, um... 679 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,840 I will work towards considering forgiving you. 680 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,600 Here? 681 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,040 Because I, yeah, I'll admit that it 682 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,640 can't have been easy for you either. 683 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,560 And, uh, well, you're going to need my help 684 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,120 to get through it, frankly. 685 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,160 Aren't you? 686 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,760 [Cob] Okay. 687 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,200 I'm here. 688 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,080 [phone vibrates] 689 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,160 [beep] 690 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,480 Hey, yeah. 691 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,800 I don't know, I just, I've been trying to find the right time. 692 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,680 I'm so sorry about all this. 693 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,600 No one knows it's you. 694 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,160 ♪ Hey, my love 695 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,360 ♪ What you doin'? 696 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,640 ♪ You come to watch 697 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,240 ♪ The flowers bloomin'? 698 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,720 ♪ Shallow eyes in the sky 699 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,520 ♪ My, oh, my 700 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,800 ♪ I never met 701 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,520 ♪ Someone like you...