1 00:00:01,196 --> 00:00:03,241 Previously on "Boston legal"... 2 00:00:03,285 --> 00:00:06,003 We're the new guys. He's officially the grossest person I've ever met. 3 00:00:06,027 --> 00:00:07,811 A post-nup? My idea. 4 00:00:07,854 --> 00:00:10,205 She gets my cigarette boat. Only if you cheat. 5 00:00:10,248 --> 00:00:12,816 We met on face space. Today is our first real date. 6 00:00:12,859 --> 00:00:14,644 Denny, it's me Bethany. 7 00:00:14,687 --> 00:00:17,951 When you called me a midget, you caused me emotional distress. 8 00:00:17,995 --> 00:00:20,432 Judge marcia hooper was found murdered last night. 9 00:00:20,476 --> 00:00:23,348 We were having an affair. Could my son actually be arrested? 10 00:00:23,392 --> 00:00:25,829 They wouldn't be hauling him away in cuffs 11 00:00:25,872 --> 00:00:28,962 if they didn't have the goods on him. Maybe I should do it. 12 00:00:29,006 --> 00:00:31,748 [Man] You mean kill judge hooper? Maybe he wants me to kill her. 13 00:00:31,791 --> 00:00:35,056 ♪♪♪ 14 00:00:37,406 --> 00:00:39,886 And he just happened to be at the murder scene. 15 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:41,864 He just happened to be having a sweet little affair 16 00:00:41,888 --> 00:00:43,586 with the victim. Oh! 17 00:00:43,629 --> 00:00:45,588 And he just happened to be having 18 00:00:45,631 --> 00:00:47,459 a teeny-weeny little dream about killing her. 19 00:00:47,503 --> 00:00:49,461 I might have been born yesterday, folks, 20 00:00:49,505 --> 00:00:51,811 but I wasn't born last night. 21 00:00:51,855 --> 00:00:53,311 Does anybody really think he didn't kill her? 22 00:00:53,335 --> 00:00:56,120 My god! We need to gag this woman. 23 00:00:56,164 --> 00:01:00,385 I did once. Best sexual experience of my life. 24 00:01:00,429 --> 00:01:02,126 What are you talking about? 25 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:04,955 She covered one of my trials. She's an animal. 26 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:08,785 You had sex with this reporter? 27 00:01:08,828 --> 00:01:12,005 Please, Paul. A gentleman never talks. 28 00:01:12,049 --> 00:01:15,661 Get with the program, folks. This guy is as guilty as sin! 29 00:01:15,705 --> 00:01:17,359 She's an animal. 30 00:01:17,402 --> 00:01:19,926 Denny, she seems to be on the attack. 31 00:01:19,970 --> 00:01:21,928 Did it end badly? 32 00:01:21,972 --> 00:01:24,844 Not for me. 33 00:01:24,888 --> 00:01:28,979 ♪♪♪ 34 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,416 [Knock on door] 35 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,766 Your honor, Jeffrey coho. 36 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:35,594 I wanted to introduce myself 37 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:38,249 and convey my deepest symp... I know who you are, Mr. Coho. 38 00:01:38,293 --> 00:01:39,859 You're the man giving representation 39 00:01:39,903 --> 00:01:41,905 to the person who murdered my wife. 40 00:01:41,948 --> 00:01:44,342 Your honor, I don't believe Scott little 41 00:01:44,386 --> 00:01:45,952 took the life of your wife. 42 00:01:45,996 --> 00:01:48,738 I wouldn't defend him if I thought that he did. 43 00:01:48,781 --> 00:01:51,654 Because you don't defend guilty people, is that it? 44 00:01:51,697 --> 00:01:53,569 You disgust me. Already? 45 00:01:53,612 --> 00:01:55,503 It's not enough that you tried to secure the freedom 46 00:01:55,527 --> 00:01:57,834 of an adulterer and a murderer... 47 00:01:57,877 --> 00:02:00,880 We both want the real killer brought to justice here. 48 00:02:00,924 --> 00:02:04,580 It's not Scott little. Get out. 49 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:06,756 If I may ask, 50 00:02:06,799 --> 00:02:08,627 there are rumors that your wife's infidelity 51 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:11,326 extended significantly beyond my client. 52 00:02:11,369 --> 00:02:13,328 Did you know about this? 53 00:02:13,371 --> 00:02:16,026 How dare you come into this room 54 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,047 and indict not only my late wife... I don't mean to be insensitive... 55 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,943 But also my marriage! 56 00:02:19,986 --> 00:02:21,814 To the person who killed your wife, 57 00:02:21,858 --> 00:02:23,749 you would want to give it... your client murdered my wife! 58 00:02:23,773 --> 00:02:25,992 Because I'm told... get out of my chamber! 59 00:02:26,036 --> 00:02:27,907 That you've told other people 60 00:02:27,951 --> 00:02:30,867 that your marriage was in trouble. Who told you that? 61 00:02:30,910 --> 00:02:32,651 They insisted on anonymity. 62 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:34,784 Your honor, please. 63 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:36,960 We all want to get to the truth of this. 64 00:02:37,003 --> 00:02:39,745 [Knock on door]Jonathan, what are you doing here? 65 00:02:39,789 --> 00:02:41,573 I hope nothing ex parte. 66 00:02:41,617 --> 00:02:44,141 One of my staff saw you come in. 67 00:02:44,185 --> 00:02:46,491 What are you doing? Trying to find out 68 00:02:46,535 --> 00:02:47,990 who killed marcia hooper. Don't you want to know? 69 00:02:48,014 --> 00:02:50,297 Are you kidding me? Certainly I'm allowed to interview potential witnesses. 70 00:02:50,321 --> 00:02:53,498 Don't tell me the tampering has already begun. 71 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:54,934 You are out of your mind. 72 00:02:54,978 --> 00:02:57,894 Yes, how nice to remain so tightly locked inside yours. 73 00:02:57,937 --> 00:02:59,350 Let me tell you something right now. 74 00:02:59,374 --> 00:03:02,115 If you start to intimidate my witnesses... 75 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:04,509 Why yours? Do you have dibs? 76 00:03:04,553 --> 00:03:07,469 Is this the way you want to play it? 77 00:03:07,512 --> 00:03:08,731 Fine. 78 00:03:08,774 --> 00:03:12,038 It doesn't seem we can settle this with words. 79 00:03:12,082 --> 00:03:15,738 Maybe we should fight. 80 00:03:18,871 --> 00:03:22,440 Why does everyone in Boston just stare at me? 81 00:03:22,484 --> 00:03:26,227 ♪♪♪ 82 00:03:55,430 --> 00:03:57,736 Hello. 83 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:00,609 We're looking for... Shirley schmidt! 84 00:04:00,652 --> 00:04:01,958 Missy. 85 00:04:02,001 --> 00:04:03,916 Ivan.Shirley. 86 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,529 We thought we'd share our good news. 87 00:04:07,572 --> 00:04:09,487 We're having babies. 88 00:04:09,531 --> 00:04:11,750 Congratulations. 89 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:13,404 Sally bowles is pregnant. 90 00:04:13,448 --> 00:04:14,971 [Whimpers] 91 00:04:15,014 --> 00:04:16,146 [Chuckles] 92 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:17,626 We're becoming a family, Shirley. 93 00:04:17,669 --> 00:04:19,323 It's all falling into place. 94 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:21,717 The happy ending, just like I dreamed. 95 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,023 Yes, it is, Sally bowles! 96 00:04:24,067 --> 00:04:25,590 Yes, it is! 97 00:04:25,634 --> 00:04:27,462 Honey, get the slobber towel. 98 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:30,769 ♪ 'Cause life is a cabaret 99 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:33,555 ♪ old dog 100 00:04:33,598 --> 00:04:35,644 [laughs] She's not really old. 101 00:04:35,687 --> 00:04:38,821 [Both] ♪ life is a cabaret 102 00:04:38,864 --> 00:04:40,518 so I hear. 103 00:04:40,562 --> 00:04:43,695 Ivan, I'm gonna leave you with the girls while I tinkle. 104 00:04:43,739 --> 00:04:46,089 Certainly, sweetheart. 105 00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:52,225 God, I hate her. 106 00:04:52,269 --> 00:04:54,184 Oh, boy. 107 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,926 I tried this time. I want to love her. 108 00:04:56,969 --> 00:04:59,015 No, I do love her. She's just too much. 109 00:04:59,058 --> 00:05:01,800 Too much singing, too much sex. 110 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:04,150 I'm not a young man anymore. 111 00:05:04,194 --> 00:05:06,936 And, well, there's the fact that she's stupid. 112 00:05:06,979 --> 00:05:09,025 Ivan, you're choking on your sixth wife. 113 00:05:09,068 --> 00:05:11,070 Have you ever thought about 114 00:05:11,114 --> 00:05:12,700 slowing down and chewing them up more carefully? 115 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:15,945 Shirley, I know that you and I left on bad terms, 116 00:05:15,988 --> 00:05:18,600 but if you have even a modicum of forgiveness in you, 117 00:05:18,643 --> 00:05:20,602 I need your help. 118 00:05:20,645 --> 00:05:22,430 But I'm missy'sattorney. 119 00:05:22,473 --> 00:05:24,214 Exactly. You wrote her post-nup. 120 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:27,086 Where's the back door? That's all I'm asking. 121 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:28,610 And as missy's attorney, 122 00:05:28,653 --> 00:05:30,699 I should be advising her right now. 123 00:05:30,742 --> 00:05:34,093 My hunch is that she doesn't even know you want out. 124 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:36,531 She's been busy decorating the nursery. 125 00:05:36,574 --> 00:05:38,881 What I can tell you is there is no back door. 126 00:05:38,924 --> 00:05:40,752 That post-nup is as tight 127 00:05:40,796 --> 00:05:44,190 as your soon-to-be sixth ex-wife's tushy. 128 00:05:44,234 --> 00:05:46,018 [Sighs] Shirley... 129 00:05:46,062 --> 00:05:49,065 You wrote that post-nup right after you learned 130 00:05:49,108 --> 00:05:51,468 that I was sleeping with you while still married with missy. 131 00:05:51,502 --> 00:05:53,112 You must have put in a loophole. 132 00:05:53,156 --> 00:05:55,114 God, that would have been smart! 133 00:05:55,158 --> 00:05:58,335 I must have been too distracted by that irritating rage. 134 00:05:58,379 --> 00:06:00,076 [Chuckles]I'm sorry, Ivan, 135 00:06:00,119 --> 00:06:02,861 but that agreement clearly states that 136 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,777 if you cause the dissolution of that marriage in any form, 137 00:06:05,821 --> 00:06:08,040 you will lose the bulk of your assets. 138 00:06:08,084 --> 00:06:12,349 Well, then, Shirley, my first love, 139 00:06:12,393 --> 00:06:15,439 it pains me to do this. 140 00:06:15,483 --> 00:06:17,920 You're serving me? 141 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:20,270 [Laughs] It's the only way I can nullify the post-nup. 142 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:23,316 Besides, we'll be back in court together. 143 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,753 It'll be fun. 144 00:06:24,796 --> 00:06:34,849 ♪♪♪ 145 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:48,037 ♪♪♪ 146 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,908 What's going on? 147 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,910 Scott, I want you to listen to me 148 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,956 and just hear me out for a second, okay? 149 00:06:53,999 --> 00:06:55,827 I'm represented by counsel. 150 00:06:55,871 --> 00:06:57,960 And if you wish to assert that right, 151 00:06:58,003 --> 00:07:00,049 I will respect it and leave, 152 00:07:00,092 --> 00:07:02,573 but before you do anything, just hear what I have to say. 153 00:07:02,617 --> 00:07:04,532 You don't have to respond. 154 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:07,143 In fact, I would advise you not to. 155 00:07:08,884 --> 00:07:10,755 I believe that Jeffrey coho 156 00:07:10,799 --> 00:07:14,237 is placing his own grandiose interests above yours. 157 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,152 The last thing that he wants to see here 158 00:07:16,195 --> 00:07:17,936 is a plea agreement 159 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,330 or some deal that might preempt his 15 minutes. 160 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,984 This is a man who covets, 161 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:23,899 perhaps thrives, on media attention. 162 00:07:23,942 --> 00:07:26,554 He would rather see you convicted, in my belief, 163 00:07:26,597 --> 00:07:28,860 than give up the chance of a spectacle 164 00:07:28,904 --> 00:07:30,645 that might maximize his profile. 165 00:07:30,688 --> 00:07:33,735 And, Scott, this is a case that should be pled out. 166 00:07:33,778 --> 00:07:35,345 This victim was struck once. 167 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,042 We know this was heat of passion. 168 00:07:37,086 --> 00:07:39,218 We know that you didn't mean to kill her. 169 00:07:39,262 --> 00:07:41,830 But if we go to trial, we will be charging first degree. 170 00:07:43,788 --> 00:07:45,921 Scott, your semen was there. 171 00:07:45,964 --> 00:07:47,836 You were having an affair with her. 172 00:07:47,879 --> 00:07:50,839 You told your shrink that you had urges to kill her. 173 00:07:50,882 --> 00:07:53,015 There's no way that we lose this one. 174 00:07:53,058 --> 00:07:55,365 Second degree, you could be out of here in eight years. 175 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,802 First degree, you are looking at life. 176 00:07:57,846 --> 00:08:01,414 Now the reason I'm in here telling you all this 177 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,286 is because someone needs to, 178 00:08:03,329 --> 00:08:05,288 and I suspect that it won't be Jeffrey coho. 179 00:08:05,331 --> 00:08:07,769 He will never counsel you 180 00:08:07,812 --> 00:08:09,901 to give up his o.J. Moment. 181 00:08:09,945 --> 00:08:12,991 If his becoming famous 182 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:15,994 means you spending the rest of your life in jail, 183 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:18,083 so be it. 184 00:08:22,479 --> 00:08:26,004 ♪♪♪ 185 00:08:33,838 --> 00:08:37,799 Denny crane, in the flesh, 186 00:08:37,842 --> 00:08:39,801 a lot of flesh. 187 00:08:39,844 --> 00:08:41,411 You look taller. 188 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,152 Oh, I'm just walking on air, 189 00:08:43,195 --> 00:08:45,894 just the thought of suing you. 190 00:08:45,937 --> 00:08:47,504 You said you had an offer? 191 00:08:47,548 --> 00:08:50,028 Yes, I offer you this. 192 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,291 It's a depo notice. 193 00:08:52,335 --> 00:08:54,903 That's right. I thought, instead of giving you money, 194 00:08:54,946 --> 00:08:57,166 I would depose and get this complaint kicked 195 00:08:57,209 --> 00:09:00,038 before you even begin. Oh, is that what you thought? 196 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,780 Yeah. You think you're just gonna make me go away? 197 00:09:02,824 --> 00:09:05,783 You want a war, you got a war. You fat old man. 198 00:09:05,827 --> 00:09:08,394 Let the games begin, small fry. 199 00:09:08,438 --> 00:09:11,876 ♪♪♪ 200 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,792 Well, certainly his allegations of blackmail 201 00:09:14,836 --> 00:09:17,665 lead to duress and unconscionability. 202 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:19,884 And if Ivan goes to the press... 203 00:09:19,928 --> 00:09:21,843 I don't think he'll go to the press. 204 00:09:21,886 --> 00:09:23,888 He has his reputation. 205 00:09:23,932 --> 00:09:27,196 Plus, if there's one thing about Ivan, he doesn't play dirty. 206 00:09:27,239 --> 00:09:28,806 Shirley, Paul. 207 00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:30,808 I believe you've met my attorney... 208 00:09:30,852 --> 00:09:33,855 Alan shore. How do you do? 209 00:09:33,898 --> 00:09:35,291 What's going on? 210 00:09:35,334 --> 00:09:38,555 I told Alan my story. He's agreed to represent me. 211 00:09:38,599 --> 00:09:40,339 That's ridiculous. 212 00:09:40,383 --> 00:09:43,952 I'm a fan of ridiculous. It's also a non-waivable conflict. 213 00:09:43,995 --> 00:09:46,781 We're both attorneys at the same firm.[Laughs] oh, please. 214 00:09:46,824 --> 00:09:49,261 You used to be married to Ivan. 215 00:09:49,305 --> 00:09:52,569 Clearly we've already hurdled the conflict of interest bar. 216 00:09:52,613 --> 00:09:55,548 What the hell are you doing? Shirley, what you did to my client was unfair. 217 00:09:55,572 --> 00:09:58,140 I'm a man of principle or not, 218 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:01,012 whatever the situation calls for. 219 00:10:01,056 --> 00:10:03,580 Don't be so greedy. 220 00:10:03,624 --> 00:10:05,887 There's enough fun to go around for everybody. 221 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:07,889 I forbid you to represent this man. Even better. 222 00:10:07,932 --> 00:10:11,240 Come on, Alan. Let's prepare. 223 00:10:16,332 --> 00:10:19,335 Well, this could get ugly. 224 00:10:19,378 --> 00:10:20,945 You think? 225 00:10:20,989 --> 00:10:22,730 I'll inform the executive committee, 226 00:10:22,773 --> 00:10:25,950 and I believe there's one other person 227 00:10:25,994 --> 00:10:28,213 you need to inform. 228 00:10:28,257 --> 00:10:29,737 [Missy cries out] 229 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:31,129 [Crying noisily]Missy! 230 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:33,915 Not every marriage was meant to be. 231 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:36,700 Not every couple... 232 00:10:36,744 --> 00:10:39,921 [Wailing]The lungs on you! 233 00:10:39,964 --> 00:10:42,097 I learned to project in "gypsy." 234 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,926 [Softly weeping] 235 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:46,797 Missy, I-I just want to assure you 236 00:10:46,841 --> 00:10:48,799 that what happened between Ivan and me 237 00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:50,932 was totally unpremeditated, 238 00:10:50,975 --> 00:10:53,499 without malice or intent to hurt you. 239 00:10:53,543 --> 00:10:56,285 I'm sure just one thing led to another. 240 00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:58,417 That's right. He's very charming. 241 00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:01,507 He can be. Oh, Shirley! 242 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:03,727 Tell me what happened. 243 00:11:03,771 --> 00:11:05,729 In your marriage? In bed with you and Ivan. 244 00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:07,470 What? Tell me. 245 00:11:07,513 --> 00:11:09,820 If I know what you two did, I'll be able to move past it, 246 00:11:09,864 --> 00:11:13,911 but I have to know exactly what I'm moving past. 247 00:11:13,955 --> 00:11:15,521 You have to know exactly? 248 00:11:15,565 --> 00:11:18,176 Couldn't you just know-ish? 249 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,874 You're right. 250 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:22,659 I'll just imagine the details. 251 00:11:22,703 --> 00:11:24,835 The important part is that 252 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:28,883 you did the brave, honorable, honest thing by telling me, 253 00:11:28,926 --> 00:11:32,364 and I still want you to represent me. 254 00:11:32,408 --> 00:11:34,584 So what happens next? 255 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,934 We go to court. 256 00:11:39,023 --> 00:11:40,871 You approached the defendant directly with a plea offer? 257 00:11:40,895 --> 00:11:44,637 I did not go there to elicit any response. Why did you go then? 258 00:11:44,681 --> 00:11:46,552 Because I have ethical concerns 259 00:11:46,596 --> 00:11:48,990 as to whether he's getting a fair and true representation 260 00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:49,817 from this megalomaniac. 261 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,906 I consider myself first and foremost 262 00:11:51,949 --> 00:11:54,299 an officer of the court. You're in contempt. 263 00:11:54,343 --> 00:11:56,190 And if I think a defendant's interests are being undermined 264 00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:58,782 by a narcissistic lawyer's need for publicity... 265 00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:01,872 If you ever so much as look at the defendant again 266 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,981 outside of counsel, I will declare prosecutorial misconduct 267 00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:06,398 and direct a verdict for the defendant. 268 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:07,941 Your honor, he's gone to all my witnesses... 269 00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:09,924 Mr. Little is the accused, one with counsel, 270 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:12,448 and Mr. Coho is entitled to talk to the witnesses! 271 00:12:12,491 --> 00:12:15,494 You want to rein me in? You are not helping yourself, sir. 272 00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:18,933 I will not let this trial become about the two of you. 273 00:12:18,976 --> 00:12:20,673 We have a canon of legal ethics 274 00:12:20,717 --> 00:12:23,067 which you will both abide by, 275 00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:25,635 or I will remove you both. 276 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,898 Mr. Winant... 277 00:12:27,942 --> 00:12:32,555 I am shocked and appalled. 278 00:12:32,598 --> 00:12:34,644 That is all. 279 00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:40,563 Hey, sorry to turn you in. 280 00:12:40,606 --> 00:12:42,913 I just thought he'd want to know. 281 00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:51,052 ♪♪♪ 282 00:12:51,095 --> 00:12:55,143 ♪♪♪ 283 00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:58,102 I don't mean to sound impatient. 284 00:12:58,146 --> 00:13:00,757 I've been waiting for close to two hours. 285 00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:02,019 I just want ten minutes. 286 00:13:02,063 --> 00:13:04,456 As you can see, Mr. Coho, Dr. Simon is extremely busy. 287 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,111 I explained to you he would not be able to see you today. 288 00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:09,897 I believe I explained it to you twice. 289 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:11,289 It's just, um... 290 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,291 [Raising voice] I'm a little upset. 291 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:16,164 That Dr. Simon would reveal everything that I told him 292 00:13:16,207 --> 00:13:18,514 in a private session. 293 00:13:18,557 --> 00:13:20,884 I would expect that he would not repeat everything I told him 294 00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:23,954 in the strictest confidence and blab to everyone 295 00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:26,391 about my phobias and sexual problems 296 00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:28,698 and my most intimate insecurities. 297 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:32,093 And to print it on his web site... hold on one second, please. 298 00:13:32,136 --> 00:13:34,922 If I lose a single patient as a result 299 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:36,924 of that flagrant, outrageous outburst, 300 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,510 I will sue you! Yeah, well, it's gonna have to be a counterclaim, 301 00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:40,449 'cause we're probably gonna sue you first. 302 00:13:40,492 --> 00:13:42,625 I got a client sitting in a jail cell 303 00:13:42,668 --> 00:13:45,062 because you violated doctor-patient communication. 304 00:13:45,106 --> 00:13:47,021 That's privileged information, pal. 305 00:13:47,064 --> 00:13:50,024 You don't think it was an agonizing thing... you think it was legal? 306 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,156 Yes, it was legal! 307 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,028 If I believe somebody's life is in danger... 308 00:13:54,071 --> 00:13:55,943 Her life was no longer in danger. 309 00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:58,510 She was dead. No, she wasn't, not when I turned the tape over. 310 00:13:58,554 --> 00:14:01,035 When did you turn it over? 311 00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:03,733 The afternoon of her death. 312 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,691 You gave the tape to the police 313 00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:07,476 the afternoon of her death? 314 00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:08,781 Well, I... [clears throat] 315 00:14:08,825 --> 00:14:10,958 I didn't give it to the police. 316 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:13,569 I gave it to her husband. What? 317 00:14:13,612 --> 00:14:17,225 He was here, so I gave it to him. 318 00:14:19,009 --> 00:14:22,056 What do you mean, "he was here"? 319 00:14:22,099 --> 00:14:24,580 Scott little was referred to me by marcia hooper, 320 00:14:24,623 --> 00:14:26,930 who I used to treat. 321 00:14:27,975 --> 00:14:32,240 I currently treat her husband Brian. 322 00:14:36,331 --> 00:14:38,681 Okay, before we start, I want it on the record 323 00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,813 that I am very uncomfortable deposing a dwarf. 324 00:14:40,857 --> 00:14:43,468 What's that supposed to mean? It means I'm uncomfortable. 325 00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:45,166 I don't need any victims' rights groups 326 00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,602 picketing outside my condo. 327 00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:48,169 Not to mention the fact 328 00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:50,388 you obviously have deep psychological issues 329 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,261 to accept any date with a 72-year-old man, 330 00:14:53,304 --> 00:14:55,176 let alone him. 331 00:14:55,219 --> 00:14:57,439 Just ask your questions, bitchy-do. 332 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,397 I want that attack on the record. 333 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,791 Is it your testimony, miss horowitz, 334 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,881 that when two people meet for romantic purposes 335 00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:07,014 they are not entitled to judge one another 336 00:15:07,057 --> 00:15:09,755 on physical appearance? That is not my testimony, 337 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:12,497 but he is not allowed to call me a midget 338 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:16,240 in a crowded room full of my peers. Oh, other people heard this? 339 00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:17,720 Yes. Name six. 340 00:15:17,763 --> 00:15:20,810 I didn't get names. I was too shaken. I see. 341 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,334 Do you make room for the possibility that 342 00:15:23,378 --> 00:15:24,770 Mr. Crane was shaken? 343 00:15:24,814 --> 00:15:27,686 Did you ever mention beforehand 344 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:30,254 that you were a little person? 345 00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:32,996 I said that I'm petite. "Petite"? 346 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,868 That's what I am. I'm petite. 347 00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:39,263 You two spoke over the Internet for two weeks, 348 00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:41,874 divulging personal, intimate details. 349 00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:44,703 You leave out the fact that you're under 3 feet tall? 350 00:15:44,747 --> 00:15:47,663 Do you think that's honest? Look at him! 351 00:15:47,706 --> 00:15:50,753 Did I get Mel Gibson? 352 00:15:50,796 --> 00:15:52,320 Maybe I did. 353 00:15:52,363 --> 00:15:55,540 Why didn't you tell him you were a dwarf? 354 00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:57,238 Because it shouldn't matter. 355 00:15:57,281 --> 00:15:58,761 It shouldn't matter? 356 00:15:58,804 --> 00:16:01,024 No, it shouldn't matter. 357 00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:05,289 I can see you're hurt. 358 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,943 Could you be especially hurt 359 00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:08,901 because this is the first time 360 00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:11,252 you felt you hooked up with someone 361 00:16:11,295 --> 00:16:12,862 where you being a dwarf didn't matter? 362 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,604 Who are you, Dr. Phil? 363 00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:17,867 During the course of your Internet relationship, 364 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,913 did you happen to fall for my client a little? 365 00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:22,176 Oh, please. 366 00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:25,657 Then what's the harm? You seem pretty thick-skinned. 367 00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:28,095 I'm sure you've faced your share of ridicule. 368 00:16:28,138 --> 00:16:30,488 Were you really damaged 369 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,360 by a callous remark from a buffoon? 370 00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:34,231 Who are you to say 371 00:16:34,275 --> 00:16:37,495 what does or doesn't humiliate me? 372 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,715 You had high hopes for a relationship with this man, 373 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,282 didn't you? 374 00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:42,761 You daydreamed 375 00:16:42,805 --> 00:16:44,807 about going up against him in law school. 376 00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:48,550 You were in awe of him, and he rejected you. 377 00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:03,086 ♪♪♪ 378 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:09,353 My client signed this post-nup 379 00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:12,487 under both emotional and carnalduress. 380 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,967 The terms are onerous, unconscionable... 381 00:17:15,011 --> 00:17:16,882 We negotiated in good faith, your honor. 382 00:17:16,926 --> 00:17:19,407 There was nothing onerous about it. Why would anyone 383 00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,757 voluntarily sign away all of his possessions 384 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,933 for virtually no consideration? He was under a spell, 385 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,892 a sort of orgasmic stupor. The consideration was sex with missy. 386 00:17:26,936 --> 00:17:30,200 Oh, please, he was still getting it on with you! Objection! 387 00:17:30,244 --> 00:17:33,029 Which brings us right back to unconscionable. 388 00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:34,311 Mr. Shore, that's enough. Really? 389 00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:36,989 Then I'd like to call a witness. What witness? 390 00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:38,208 You. Me? 391 00:17:38,252 --> 00:17:40,123 You. He can't call opposing counsel. 392 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,994 Of course I can. 393 00:17:42,038 --> 00:17:43,996 Ms. Schmidt is a material witness. 394 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,955 In fact she's the material witness. 395 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,784 She's perfectly happy to bellow her position in open court. 396 00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:51,917 I merely ask that she do so under oath. 397 00:17:51,961 --> 00:17:54,355 I'll allow it. 398 00:17:54,398 --> 00:17:57,184 Ms. Schmidt will take the stand this afternoon. 399 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,404 Is your résumé intact? 400 00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:03,494 Shirley, you're being retaliatory. 401 00:18:03,538 --> 00:18:05,409 It becomes you. 402 00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:07,542 ♪♪♪ 403 00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:09,935 The shrink was treating the victim and her husband? 404 00:18:09,979 --> 00:18:12,305 He saw that tape. He didn't tell his wife. How can you be sure of that? 405 00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:14,723 She made love to Scott that night. 406 00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:16,962 Would she have done that if she knew that he harbored thoughts 407 00:18:16,986 --> 00:18:17,987 of killing her? 408 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,771 Would she not have said something like, 409 00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:22,034 "hey, what's up with wanting me dead?" 410 00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:24,515 The husband saw the tape. He sat on it. 411 00:18:24,559 --> 00:18:26,822 He didn't tell her. What are you thinking? 412 00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:28,843 I'm thinking how perfect if he wanted to kill her. 413 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,826 The angry, bald little husband... 414 00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:33,089 He waits for Scott to come over, 415 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,111 waits for them to make love... perfect... he comes home, 416 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:37,093 whacks her once on the head, 417 00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:39,574 dials 9-1-1, hands over the tape. 418 00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:42,751 The angry, bald little husband killed his wife, 419 00:18:42,794 --> 00:18:56,417 just like in the movies. 420 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,766 It's very good news. 421 00:18:57,809 --> 00:18:59,942 Do the police know about this? They must. 422 00:18:59,985 --> 00:19:02,031 The minute he gave them the tape, 423 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,902 they had to ask when he got it. 424 00:19:03,946 --> 00:19:07,602 Now whether they know that Dr. Simon treated him and her, 425 00:19:07,645 --> 00:19:08,907 I don't know, 426 00:19:08,951 --> 00:19:11,823 but the truth is, Scott, it doesn't matter. 427 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:13,845 Because you are the only one they have a shot at getting 428 00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:15,392 for this murder. 429 00:19:15,436 --> 00:19:17,133 You're the target. 430 00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:19,744 In the end, that tape speaks for itself. 431 00:19:19,788 --> 00:19:21,616 What's this? 432 00:19:21,659 --> 00:19:24,358 We need you to authorize our access 433 00:19:24,401 --> 00:19:27,012 to Dr. Simon's notes and records concerning your treatment. 434 00:19:27,056 --> 00:19:30,451 Why? Well, we have to be able to put that footage into context. 435 00:19:30,494 --> 00:19:32,975 There may things that you said that I can use. 436 00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:35,543 I can't know that until I review it all. 437 00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:43,855 I don't think I want you to see or read 438 00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:45,727 everything I said to my shrink. 439 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:48,382 Scott, it would be for our eyes only. 440 00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:50,297 There's nothing I said that's really relevant. 441 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:54,039 You've got to let us decide that, Scott. 442 00:19:55,432 --> 00:19:57,304 No. 443 00:19:57,347 --> 00:20:01,525 That stuff is privileged.Scott... 444 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:04,136 I'm the one vested with saving your life. 445 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:07,183 That's not shaping up to be an easy job right now. 446 00:20:07,227 --> 00:20:10,404 I don't want you looking at my therapist's records. 447 00:20:10,447 --> 00:20:13,755 Scott... I said no! 448 00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:17,454 ♪♪♪ 449 00:20:17,498 --> 00:20:20,065 What do you mean, she won't drop it? She's hurt. 450 00:20:20,109 --> 00:20:22,764 My advice is if you really want this to go away, 451 00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:24,592 you have to apologize, 452 00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:26,594 and this time make it heartfelt. 453 00:20:26,637 --> 00:20:28,335 Do you do that? Never. 454 00:20:28,378 --> 00:20:30,162 I really appreciate your coming. 455 00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:32,774 I'd like a small sandwich and some coffee. 456 00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:35,429 Not a problem. You want to talk to me about the boy, don't you? 457 00:20:35,472 --> 00:20:38,562 Well, yes, but first I'd like to talk to you about that night. 458 00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:40,172 The night she died? Yes. 459 00:20:40,216 --> 00:20:42,784 He was there that night... the boy. 460 00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:45,917 And did you see them make love? 461 00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:48,616 No, but he used the clicker. 462 00:20:48,659 --> 00:20:50,618 "The clicker"? 463 00:20:50,661 --> 00:20:52,794 The remote that opens the garage door. 464 00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:55,057 She gave all her special lovers clickers. 465 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,407 That way they could go undetected 466 00:20:57,451 --> 00:21:00,236 by suspecting neighbors, 467 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,064 but I always knew. 468 00:21:02,107 --> 00:21:04,501 Did you see anybody besides Scott little 469 00:21:04,545 --> 00:21:06,590 go there that night? No. 470 00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:09,419 He left at 9:00, and the husband got home sometime 471 00:21:09,463 --> 00:21:12,901 between 10:00 and 11:00.Between 10:00 and 11:00? You're sure? 472 00:21:12,944 --> 00:21:14,772 Oh, yes, I was out with my little dog. 473 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,514 I walk my little dog always between 10:00 and 11:00, 474 00:21:17,558 --> 00:21:19,908 and that's when I saw the husband go in. 475 00:21:19,951 --> 00:21:21,692 You sure it was the husband? I am. 476 00:21:21,736 --> 00:21:23,912 He drives some sort of little white convertible 477 00:21:23,955 --> 00:21:26,175 in an attempt, I suppose, to seem interesting, 478 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,133 which he's not, not at all. 479 00:21:28,177 --> 00:21:30,440 He's a nasty little man. 480 00:21:30,484 --> 00:21:32,790 He made her get that restraining order against me. 481 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,836 He made her do it. 482 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,838 Well, you are a peeping Tom. 483 00:21:36,881 --> 00:21:38,709 Oh, she liked that. 484 00:21:38,753 --> 00:21:40,363 She liked that I looked. 485 00:21:40,407 --> 00:21:43,148 I was a benign peepy. 486 00:21:43,192 --> 00:21:45,063 The other men who had the clickers, 487 00:21:45,107 --> 00:21:47,718 do you think you might recognize them? I might. 488 00:21:47,762 --> 00:21:50,939 But he was her favorite, the boy. 489 00:21:50,982 --> 00:21:55,900 Oh, she liked that boy. 490 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,731 Uh, Ms. Schmidt, 491 00:22:00,775 --> 00:22:03,778 you and my client Ivan tiggs made love 492 00:22:03,821 --> 00:22:06,215 on the night of may 13th, did you not? 493 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:10,045 Right out of the gate! Yes, we did. 494 00:22:10,088 --> 00:22:12,003 Did he satisfy you completely?[Paul] objection. 495 00:22:12,047 --> 00:22:14,615 Tell us everything. Leave nothing out. Objection! 496 00:22:14,658 --> 00:22:16,051 What? Oh, yes. 497 00:22:16,094 --> 00:22:18,009 Uh, it goes to unconscionability. 498 00:22:18,053 --> 00:22:21,491 If Mr. Tiggs pleased her to such an extent... 499 00:22:21,535 --> 00:22:23,406 Mr. Shore. 500 00:22:23,450 --> 00:22:27,105 Mr. Tiggs did satisfy you, didn't he? 501 00:22:28,716 --> 00:22:31,588 I'm under oath. It wasn't his best work. 502 00:22:31,632 --> 00:22:33,677 Ooh... Mr. Shore, what, pray tell, 503 00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:35,636 is your point? 504 00:22:35,679 --> 00:22:38,334 My point is the parties were entwined 505 00:22:38,378 --> 00:22:41,772 in a volatile and still very emotional, 506 00:22:41,816 --> 00:22:43,600 moist physical relationship 507 00:22:43,644 --> 00:22:45,341 even after he remarried, 508 00:22:45,385 --> 00:22:48,213 but you two did get back together, didn't you? 509 00:22:48,257 --> 00:22:50,694 Only because he told me he'd left his wife. 510 00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:52,957 And how did it make you feel when you discovered 511 00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:54,698 Ivan was still married? 512 00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:56,657 Did the fact that he was unfaithful hurt me? 513 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,441 Yes, it did. 514 00:22:58,485 --> 00:23:00,487 Did it surprise me? No, it did not. 515 00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:03,490 After all, he's a womanizing slimeball. 516 00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:05,927 And consumed with anger, perhaps vengeance, 517 00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:07,537 a soupçon de passion, 518 00:23:07,581 --> 00:23:10,714 you then solicited his wife. Is that what you think? 519 00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:13,804 It's what we both know. I volunteered to represent her because... 520 00:23:13,848 --> 00:23:17,765 And whose idea was the post-nuptial agreement? Mine. 521 00:23:17,808 --> 00:23:19,636 Post-nups are meant to provide support 522 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,813 after a divorce, not prevent one. 523 00:23:22,857 --> 00:23:24,946 Who is the lawyer here? Certainly not you. 524 00:23:24,989 --> 00:23:27,339 You specifically prepared it to prevent me 525 00:23:27,383 --> 00:23:29,341 from doing what I had done with you. 526 00:23:29,385 --> 00:23:31,692 I simply wanted to present you with options. 527 00:23:31,735 --> 00:23:34,390 Options? There were no options. 528 00:23:34,434 --> 00:23:36,847 This was blackmail! Your honor, he is a party, not the lawyer. 529 00:23:36,871 --> 00:23:39,700 80% of my net worth. You also attached my boat, 530 00:23:39,743 --> 00:23:42,113 everything I hold dear. You need to reassess your priorities. 531 00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:44,922 Are you going to tell us under oath that this agreement, 532 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,620 which virtually makes me penniless, 533 00:23:46,663 --> 00:23:48,709 has nothing whatsoever to do 534 00:23:48,752 --> 00:23:51,015 with your personal feelings for me? Isn't it exciting? 535 00:23:51,059 --> 00:23:54,541 Objection! My relations with you had absolutely no impact 536 00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:57,761 on how I represented my client. Ha! 537 00:23:57,805 --> 00:24:00,938 My job as attorney is to vigorously represent my clients. 538 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:03,114 In this case, my client was Mrs. Missy tiggs. 539 00:24:03,158 --> 00:24:06,030 And as her counsel, I drafted a post-nuptial agreement, 540 00:24:06,074 --> 00:24:08,163 which both protected her interests 541 00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:10,731 on a personal and a material level. 542 00:24:10,774 --> 00:24:13,777 You, on the other hand, represented yourself. 543 00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:18,129 You, as both counsel and client, had full control of this. 544 00:24:18,173 --> 00:24:20,044 You reviewed all of the terms. 545 00:24:20,088 --> 00:24:21,872 You ran it past yourself, 546 00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:24,048 and then you voluntarily signed it. 547 00:24:24,092 --> 00:24:25,963 Now wait a minute! She is magnificent. 548 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:28,009 You cheated on your wife. You deceived me, 549 00:24:28,052 --> 00:24:30,881 and now you want this court to invalidate 550 00:24:30,925 --> 00:24:33,101 a perfectly legal agreement because you couldn't keep 551 00:24:33,144 --> 00:24:35,756 the vows you made when you were married. 552 00:24:35,799 --> 00:24:37,888 Your honor, she's lecturing me. 553 00:24:37,932 --> 00:24:39,716 Duress, unconscionability, give me a break. 554 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,632 You're just bored, and you don't want to lose your stuff.[Chuckles] 555 00:24:42,676 --> 00:24:44,199 Enough. 556 00:24:52,381 --> 00:24:55,253 First of all, I want to thank you for coming back in. 557 00:24:55,297 --> 00:24:57,778 And secondly, I want to apologize 558 00:24:57,821 --> 00:25:00,694 in a heartfelt way... I was wrong. 559 00:25:00,737 --> 00:25:02,696 That's very big of you to admit. 560 00:25:02,739 --> 00:25:05,568 What is it you want? Money, is it? 561 00:25:05,612 --> 00:25:08,005 You want to make this right? 562 00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:10,007 I'll settle for your law firm. 563 00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:13,837 Oh, gee, is that all? I want to borrow it and you for a meeting. 564 00:25:13,881 --> 00:25:16,076 I'm trying to settle a case, and I'm having a hard time 565 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:19,016 moving the defendant off his disgusting low ball offer. 566 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,976 If I had crane, poole and schmidt behind me, 567 00:25:22,019 --> 00:25:24,065 I think they might budge. 568 00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:28,112 A meeting? 569 00:25:28,156 --> 00:25:30,506 Would I have to talk? 570 00:25:30,550 --> 00:25:32,856 You're much more impressive when you don't. 571 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:34,989 One meeting? 572 00:25:35,032 --> 00:25:38,862 In these offices, I'll call it even. 573 00:25:38,906 --> 00:25:42,039 Not quite. One condition. 574 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,824 Take off your clothes. 575 00:25:43,867 --> 00:25:45,913 What? Oh, come on. 576 00:25:45,956 --> 00:25:47,828 That was the initial plan. 577 00:25:47,871 --> 00:25:49,481 We hit it off, 578 00:25:49,525 --> 00:25:52,484 eventually we get together, naked. 579 00:25:52,528 --> 00:25:54,225 Take off your clothes. 580 00:25:54,269 --> 00:25:55,966 Let me see that little package. 581 00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:59,143 You are the most disgusting, 582 00:25:59,187 --> 00:26:02,712 vulgar human being I have ever met. 583 00:26:02,756 --> 00:26:04,932 You're right. 584 00:26:04,975 --> 00:26:07,108 Just the top then? 585 00:26:07,151 --> 00:26:15,072 ♪♪♪ 586 00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:18,075 ♪♪♪ 587 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,991 I promised myself that I wouldn't lose my composure, 588 00:26:21,035 --> 00:26:23,733 and that's exactly what I did. 589 00:26:23,777 --> 00:26:25,866 [Chuckles] Shirley, how many promises. 590 00:26:25,909 --> 00:26:29,870 Have you kept with yourself when it comes to Ivan tiggs? 591 00:26:29,913 --> 00:26:31,219 [Sighs] 592 00:26:31,262 --> 00:26:33,003 Look. 593 00:26:33,047 --> 00:26:35,832 No evidence of anybody else there, not a fiber, a print. 594 00:26:35,876 --> 00:26:37,442 Come on, Mary! 595 00:26:37,486 --> 00:26:39,836 Who else could have done this but Scott little? 596 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,795 Hello! How about the husband? 597 00:26:41,838 --> 00:26:43,884 Spousicide is the most common... 598 00:26:43,927 --> 00:26:47,496 [Mutes TV]Well, they're playing that for all it's worth. 599 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,498 Well, of course they are. 600 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,761 Ratings for the war are slipping. 601 00:26:51,805 --> 00:26:54,285 Shirley, we have to settle this with Ivan tiggs. 602 00:26:54,329 --> 00:26:58,550 Let's just see how missy'stestimony goes. 603 00:26:58,594 --> 00:27:01,118 When a person is told she needs heart surgery, 604 00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:03,860 she does not expect to be shipped to indiato have it. 605 00:27:03,904 --> 00:27:05,732 You say it like she was forced. 606 00:27:05,775 --> 00:27:08,014 Your client's wife was provided with an option... option? 607 00:27:08,038 --> 00:27:10,606 Pay $18,000 here 608 00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:12,347 or go to India and have it for free? 609 00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:14,741 Does that sound like a real option 610 00:27:14,784 --> 00:27:16,873 for a low-income person, Mr. Jovanka? Look... 611 00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:18,895 Your client wouldn't have even had health insurance 612 00:27:18,919 --> 00:27:21,617 if we couldn't make it affordable... she died, Mr. Jovanka. 613 00:27:21,661 --> 00:27:24,098 Am I expected to get on a plane now and go sue Indians? 614 00:27:24,141 --> 00:27:26,100 The death had nothing to do with malpractice 615 00:27:26,143 --> 00:27:27,754 or the quality of care provided. 616 00:27:27,797 --> 00:27:29,364 What about the therapeutic value 617 00:27:29,407 --> 00:27:31,366 of having family around during surgery? 618 00:27:31,409 --> 00:27:33,498 Look... you keep saying "look." 619 00:27:33,542 --> 00:27:35,892 Heart surgery in the United States 620 00:27:35,936 --> 00:27:37,894 costs $90,000 all in. 621 00:27:37,938 --> 00:27:39,896 In India, it costs $10,000. 622 00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:41,918 With the crisis of health care coverage in this country, 623 00:27:41,942 --> 00:27:43,813 what responsible h.M.O. Wouldn't incentivize 624 00:27:43,857 --> 00:27:46,990 its patients to go abroad? 625 00:27:49,384 --> 00:27:51,865 And if you think you're gonna scare us into settling 626 00:27:51,908 --> 00:27:56,043 by sticking this propat the table a week before trial, 627 00:27:56,086 --> 00:27:59,524 you're as mistaken as you are transparent. 628 00:27:59,568 --> 00:28:02,876 What did you call me? I mean no disrespect. 629 00:28:02,919 --> 00:28:05,226 Get out of my office before I throw you out the window. 630 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:07,402 Fine! 631 00:28:07,445 --> 00:28:09,970 I'll see you at trial. 632 00:28:11,711 --> 00:28:13,016 [Softly] Great. 633 00:28:15,932 --> 00:28:19,457 Well, I hope that helped. 634 00:28:19,501 --> 00:28:22,460 See you in court. 635 00:28:25,115 --> 00:28:29,424 When we back somebody, we back 'em all the way. 636 00:28:29,467 --> 00:28:30,991 Really? 637 00:28:31,034 --> 00:28:34,995 You have the full resources of crane, poole and schmidt. 638 00:28:48,095 --> 00:28:50,010 I held up my end of the bargain. 639 00:28:50,053 --> 00:28:51,576 I was a good wife. 640 00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:53,796 I came from a modest background, 641 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,669 and this man came in and swept me off my feet. 642 00:28:57,713 --> 00:28:59,541 I entered his world, 643 00:28:59,584 --> 00:29:02,892 and I became accustomed to his lifestyle, adjusted. 644 00:29:02,936 --> 00:29:06,200 Uh, we were only married nine months. I'm a fast adjuster! 645 00:29:06,243 --> 00:29:08,158 So what is your life like now? 646 00:29:08,202 --> 00:29:11,292 I'm comfortable, but my Sally's having puppies. 647 00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:13,816 I have so much more responsibility now. 648 00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:16,079 I'm going to be a single mother. 649 00:29:16,123 --> 00:29:18,603 Is she having the puppies? 650 00:29:18,647 --> 00:29:21,041 They're show dogs. 651 00:29:21,084 --> 00:29:22,845 How am I supposed to raise show dogs by myself? 652 00:29:22,869 --> 00:29:24,653 And how do you feel now that your husband 653 00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:28,004 has ended the marriage? Objection! This is ludicrous, your honor. 654 00:29:28,048 --> 00:29:30,093 I'm not going to throw her out 655 00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:33,227 to become a loveable street urchin. 656 00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:36,099 I'll make a good settlement. I'll pay her alimony. 657 00:29:36,143 --> 00:29:37,884 And do all the good things I always do. 658 00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:40,103 However, that is not the agreement you signed. 659 00:29:40,147 --> 00:29:42,845 An agreement you conceived of and coerced him to sign. Oh, please. 660 00:29:42,889 --> 00:29:45,329 You have never been coerced into anything in your entire life. 661 00:29:45,369 --> 00:29:48,677 You don't know everything about me. Yes, I do. 662 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,113 [Bangs gavel] 663 00:29:50,157 --> 00:29:50,984 In my chambers. 664 00:29:51,027 --> 00:29:54,161 Just Ms. Schmidt and Mr. Tiggs. 665 00:29:54,204 --> 00:29:55,902 Couldn't I come and just watch? 666 00:29:55,945 --> 00:29:58,469 No. 667 00:30:00,907 --> 00:30:02,734 I have had it with you two. 668 00:30:02,778 --> 00:30:05,085 If I wanted to see a couple bickering, 669 00:30:05,128 --> 00:30:07,087 I could just go home. 670 00:30:07,130 --> 00:30:09,611 We are not a couple.Right. 671 00:30:09,654 --> 00:30:12,657 You're playing out your personal problems in my courtroom. 672 00:30:12,701 --> 00:30:14,398 I could hold you in contempt 673 00:30:14,442 --> 00:30:16,400 and recommend you be sanctioned by the bar. 674 00:30:16,444 --> 00:30:18,533 Your honor, Mr. Tiggs has a history 675 00:30:18,576 --> 00:30:20,448 of ruining women's lives. 676 00:30:20,491 --> 00:30:23,103 There's one out there right now. 677 00:30:23,146 --> 00:30:25,105 It's going to take her years to get over this. 678 00:30:25,148 --> 00:30:27,803 Oh, she'll get over me. She's like a goldfish. 679 00:30:27,847 --> 00:30:30,197 She has a 3-second memory. You, on the other hand, 680 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,763 can hold onto things for years. 681 00:30:31,807 --> 00:30:33,940 What are you implying? 682 00:30:33,983 --> 00:30:35,550 You didn't make that post-nup to... 683 00:30:35,593 --> 00:30:39,119 To punish me or to keep me faithful to missy. 684 00:30:39,162 --> 00:30:40,947 You did it 685 00:30:40,990 --> 00:30:42,949 to keep me away from you, 686 00:30:42,992 --> 00:30:44,559 because you know 687 00:30:44,602 --> 00:30:47,040 that you can't trust yourself with me. 688 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:50,913 [Chuckles] It is always about how much people want you, 689 00:30:50,957 --> 00:30:52,741 isn't it, Ivan? No. 690 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:54,874 Just about how much you want me. 691 00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:59,966 Admit it, Shirley. You're still in love with me. 692 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:04,971 Y-You're a very disturbed man. 693 00:31:05,014 --> 00:31:07,364 [Sighs] 694 00:31:07,408 --> 00:31:11,020 You know how I feel about you, Shirley. 695 00:31:11,064 --> 00:31:12,630 I tell you what, 696 00:31:12,674 --> 00:31:16,199 I'll withdraw the motion and relinquish everything. 697 00:31:16,243 --> 00:31:18,854 My homes, my country club membership, 698 00:31:18,898 --> 00:31:21,857 my Cuban cigars... missy can have it all 699 00:31:21,901 --> 00:31:25,165 if you agree to stop fighting yourself 700 00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:27,123 and give me one more chance. 701 00:31:27,167 --> 00:31:30,387 I've given you too many chances. 702 00:31:36,089 --> 00:31:38,395 All right. 703 00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:42,008 I'll relinquish everything if you go to dinner with me. 704 00:31:43,313 --> 00:31:46,186 I'll take you to melville's. 705 00:31:46,229 --> 00:31:48,536 Though you may have to pay. 706 00:31:50,146 --> 00:31:51,974 Have the rib eye. 707 00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:58,198 ♪♪♪ 708 00:31:59,764 --> 00:32:02,245 Jeffrey, a little problem a. 709 00:32:04,030 --> 00:32:04,987 Hi. 710 00:32:05,031 --> 00:32:06,858 Scott little's father 711 00:32:06,902 --> 00:32:09,383 is on the prosecution's witness list. What do you mean? 712 00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:12,038 I mean they're calling our client's father. 713 00:32:12,081 --> 00:32:13,691 Did you not know this? Ourclient? 714 00:32:13,735 --> 00:32:15,737 Is she on this case? What could he possibly say? 715 00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:19,219 He's on his way in. We could go ask him. 716 00:32:19,262 --> 00:32:20,872 We? 717 00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:29,272 Is she on the case? 718 00:32:29,316 --> 00:32:30,752 I don't have to tell you anything. 719 00:32:30,795 --> 00:32:33,798 Mr. Schiller, Scott little is your son. 720 00:32:33,842 --> 00:32:36,236 Why isn't his name "Schiller"? 721 00:32:36,279 --> 00:32:38,238 She changed it legally to her maiden name 722 00:32:38,281 --> 00:32:40,153 because she's as spiteful as she is grotesque. 723 00:32:40,196 --> 00:32:43,939 Tell us what you plan to say, Michael. I'm not your little dog. 724 00:32:43,983 --> 00:32:45,897 I don't have to obey your commands! 725 00:32:45,941 --> 00:32:48,161 You didn't tell me this hideous witch would be here! 726 00:32:48,204 --> 00:32:51,251 This is a pathetic attempt to be relevant in your son's life, 727 00:32:51,294 --> 00:32:54,254 testifying against him! You denied my relevance. 728 00:32:54,297 --> 00:32:56,169 You wouldn't even let me see him! 729 00:32:56,212 --> 00:32:58,258 I was afraid he'd grow up to be you. 730 00:32:58,301 --> 00:33:00,323 You know, I can't stay here. Seeing her breathe and speak, 731 00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:03,350 it makes it too difficult to pretend she's dead. 732 00:33:03,393 --> 00:33:05,395 I pretended to be dead during sex. 733 00:33:05,439 --> 00:33:07,658 You seemed to prefer it. 734 00:33:07,702 --> 00:33:09,921 Because you as a corpse, 735 00:33:09,965 --> 00:33:12,185 that's something to get excited about. Okay! 736 00:33:12,228 --> 00:33:14,926 I'm sure it's lovely catching up like this, 737 00:33:14,970 --> 00:33:17,277 but, Mr. Schiller, this is your son. 738 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,843 We only have her word on that. 739 00:33:18,887 --> 00:33:21,803 How could you give testimony against him? I'm not, 740 00:33:21,846 --> 00:33:24,980 at least not on the murder. Then why is the prosecutor calling you? 741 00:33:25,024 --> 00:33:26,784 He told me I didn't have to talk to you people. 742 00:33:26,808 --> 00:33:29,941 Did he advise you not to talk to us? I'm leaving. 743 00:33:29,985 --> 00:33:32,988 You think this makes you a man, Michael? 744 00:33:33,032 --> 00:33:35,599 You've never been a man. 745 00:33:43,172 --> 00:33:45,522 Okay. 746 00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:47,481 [Chuckles] Well, this is exciting. 747 00:33:47,524 --> 00:33:51,180 ♪♪♪ 748 00:33:51,224 --> 00:33:53,965 Bethany, Brad will be your point man here. 749 00:33:54,009 --> 00:33:56,577 If you need anything, go to him. 750 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:59,580 If you're not satisfied... you come to me. 751 00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:02,017 Thank you. 752 00:34:02,061 --> 00:34:04,672 I'll arrange to have your files sent over, 753 00:34:04,715 --> 00:34:07,849 set up a command center.Okay. 754 00:34:07,892 --> 00:34:10,547 I want to thank you for doing this. 755 00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:13,289 I could never take on a big h.M.O. Myself, 756 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:15,465 which is why they've offered me nothing. 757 00:34:15,509 --> 00:34:18,642 Bethany, I want to apologize 758 00:34:18,686 --> 00:34:20,818 for objectifying you. 759 00:34:22,951 --> 00:34:25,214 The... 760 00:34:25,258 --> 00:34:29,044 The truth is, I do it to most women. 761 00:34:29,088 --> 00:34:31,133 As... 762 00:34:33,353 --> 00:34:36,269 As I was looking at you 763 00:34:36,312 --> 00:34:38,923 in that room, going head-to-head 764 00:34:38,967 --> 00:34:41,317 with that opposing counsel, 765 00:34:41,361 --> 00:34:43,145 I thought to myself, 766 00:34:43,189 --> 00:34:46,235 I'll bet there goes a little sexual dynamo. 767 00:34:47,932 --> 00:34:50,326 Would you like to try lunch again? 768 00:34:53,242 --> 00:34:55,766 Let's just get through the trial, Denny. 769 00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:58,943 ♪♪♪ 770 00:35:01,772 --> 00:35:04,601 [Clears throat] 771 00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:06,777 We're... we're going out to dinner, 772 00:35:06,821 --> 00:35:08,823 so hopefully we can work it all out. 773 00:35:08,866 --> 00:35:12,000 Excellent. Congratulations, Shirley. 774 00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:14,481 Alan, why? 775 00:35:14,524 --> 00:35:16,874 I deserve an explanation. 776 00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:19,399 Yes. 777 00:35:19,442 --> 00:35:21,531 First of all, 778 00:35:21,575 --> 00:35:25,013 the post-nup was irrationally lopsided. 779 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,842 It would be a shame to see Ivan destitute, 780 00:35:27,885 --> 00:35:30,279 but even more shameful to see missy 781 00:35:30,323 --> 00:35:34,109 at the helm of a cigarette boat. And second of all? 782 00:35:34,153 --> 00:35:36,851 Well... 783 00:35:36,894 --> 00:35:40,333 That's private. 784 00:35:40,376 --> 00:35:43,249 But something I'll continue to dwell on. 785 00:35:43,292 --> 00:35:45,816 As I gaze at that lovely photo of you 786 00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:49,385 that hangs on the wall of my powder room. Careful, Alan. 787 00:35:49,429 --> 00:35:51,257 Oh, Shirley, I assure you, 788 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,781 I always take the greatest of care. 789 00:35:53,824 --> 00:35:58,133 But the thing about the photo is 790 00:35:58,177 --> 00:36:02,050 as a young woman, you were divine 791 00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:07,011 and in maturity, sublime. 792 00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:11,581 Well, I... 793 00:36:11,625 --> 00:36:13,757 I guess I'm happy 794 00:36:13,801 --> 00:36:15,672 to have made you happy. 795 00:36:15,716 --> 00:36:17,674 Shirley, the truth is, 796 00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:21,461 I only took this case to be in court with you. 797 00:36:21,504 --> 00:36:23,637 I enjoy your company. 798 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:27,597 So if I can't join you on cases, I'll just have to oppose you. 799 00:36:27,641 --> 00:36:31,862 Or I could just oppose you right now against the wall. 800 00:36:31,906 --> 00:36:35,866 That would certainly make me happy. 801 00:36:45,876 --> 00:36:48,792 I was almost there.[Toby Lightman] ♪ my sweet 802 00:36:48,836 --> 00:36:50,620 ♪ song 803 00:36:53,841 --> 00:36:57,540 ♪ it's been a long time 804 00:36:57,584 --> 00:37:02,502 ♪ what you coming 'round here for? ♪ 805 00:37:03,981 --> 00:37:07,768 ♪ 'Cause that old love is gone ♪ 806 00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:12,816 ♪ and I've since carried on 807 00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:15,819 ♪ thought I was rid of you 808 00:37:15,863 --> 00:37:18,518 was this law suit about sexual antagonism? 809 00:37:18,561 --> 00:37:21,521 ♪ You're my sweet, sweet song... ♪ 810 00:37:21,564 --> 00:37:23,174 Shirley... 811 00:37:23,218 --> 00:37:26,134 If I thought 812 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:28,919 I could sexually profit from this, 813 00:37:28,963 --> 00:37:30,921 I would have dragged this thing 814 00:37:30,965 --> 00:37:33,620 through family court for years and years. 815 00:37:33,663 --> 00:37:36,187 This is just about 816 00:37:36,231 --> 00:37:38,320 having a fine rib eye 817 00:37:38,364 --> 00:37:40,496 with lovely company. 818 00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:42,890 Shall we leave it at that? 819 00:37:42,933 --> 00:37:46,154 You can't have me back. 820 00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:52,116 ♪ Please don't sing to me 821 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,859 ♪ 'cause it hurts me oh. 822 00:37:55,903 --> 00:37:57,774 Well... 823 00:37:57,818 --> 00:37:59,863 We've both seen this movie, Shirley. 824 00:37:59,907 --> 00:38:01,952 We both know how it ends... 825 00:38:01,996 --> 00:38:04,999 You and I living happily ever after. 826 00:38:05,042 --> 00:38:07,741 At least for a few weeks. 827 00:38:07,784 --> 00:38:09,612 ♪ Oh 828 00:38:09,656 --> 00:38:11,527 ♪ you don't sound so sweet 829 00:38:11,571 --> 00:38:14,095 ♪ no more 830 00:38:14,138 --> 00:38:16,967 ♪ oh, you say love 831 00:38:17,011 --> 00:38:19,622 ♪ was forever 832 00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:21,624 ♪ and you told me 833 00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:23,409 ♪ love would never 834 00:38:23,452 --> 00:38:24,801 ♪ break my heart 835 00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:28,588 ♪ and I believed you as I fell ♪ 836 00:38:28,631 --> 00:38:31,808 ♪ well, that's all over 837 00:38:31,852 --> 00:38:34,245 ♪ let it go, you're just a song ♪ 838 00:38:34,289 --> 00:38:37,248 I can't love you anymore.♪ I used to know 839 00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:39,903 ♪ and your fantasy 840 00:38:39,947 --> 00:38:42,166 ♪ it don't work for me 841 00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:47,607 ♪ go and pick on someone else ♪ 842 00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:53,613 ♪ mm-hmm 843 00:38:59,749 --> 00:39:02,448 Ah! 844 00:39:02,491 --> 00:39:04,450 So... 845 00:39:04,493 --> 00:39:06,669 You and Ivan were in it 846 00:39:06,713 --> 00:39:09,933 for the same thing. 847 00:39:09,977 --> 00:39:11,805 Shirley. 848 00:39:11,848 --> 00:39:13,720 Joanna made me realize it 849 00:39:13,763 --> 00:39:16,853 as she was fitting me for a dress shirt. 850 00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:19,943 Denny, somehow I've grown rather fond of Shirley. 851 00:39:19,987 --> 00:39:21,989 Well, you can't have her. 852 00:39:22,032 --> 00:39:25,079 Besides, a man doesn't eat where his friend... 853 00:39:25,122 --> 00:39:27,211 Schmidts.exactly. 854 00:39:27,255 --> 00:39:30,214 I marked that turf a long time ago. 855 00:39:30,258 --> 00:39:32,826 Let's talk about you suddenly cocounseling 856 00:39:32,869 --> 00:39:34,828 with the woman who sued you. 857 00:39:34,871 --> 00:39:38,005 She's a little powder keg. [Chuckles] 858 00:39:38,048 --> 00:39:39,876 You were once involved with a... 859 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,488 A little person, weren't you? I was. 860 00:39:42,531 --> 00:39:44,838 How was she... as a person... 861 00:39:44,881 --> 00:39:45,969 In bed? 862 00:39:46,013 --> 00:39:48,494 Indefatigable. 863 00:39:48,537 --> 00:39:49,712 [Gasps] 864 00:39:49,756 --> 00:39:53,760 Her nickname is "the badger." 865 00:39:53,803 --> 00:39:56,806 I wonder if she's a badger in the sack. 866 00:39:56,850 --> 00:39:58,895 Could be painful. 867 00:39:58,939 --> 00:40:02,072 Do you think she'd mind you talking about her this way? 868 00:40:02,116 --> 00:40:04,031 No idea. Why? 869 00:40:04,074 --> 00:40:06,076 Well, perhaps you should look down, Denny. 870 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,165 Do not tell me... oh, yes. 871 00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,559 Oh, no.Yes. 872 00:40:12,648 --> 00:40:14,476 Having a greater appreciation 873 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,785 for who and what you are, I'm not offended. 874 00:40:18,828 --> 00:40:20,874 You snuck up on me.No. 875 00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:23,877 I came to tell you that the court assigned a trial date. 876 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,533 Opening arguments are Monday. 877 00:40:27,576 --> 00:40:31,362 [Man] ♪ there is one thing I'm gonna do, baby ♪ 878 00:40:31,406 --> 00:40:33,408 She's got a cute little ass, don't you think? 879 00:40:33,452 --> 00:40:35,541 She certainly does. 880 00:40:35,584 --> 00:40:38,282 Here's to all shapes and sizes, my friend. 881 00:40:38,326 --> 00:40:42,722 And to new and exciting adventures. 882 00:40:42,765 --> 00:40:44,419 Except for Shirley. 883 00:40:44,463 --> 00:40:46,813 ♪ I can't make you love me ♪ 884 00:40:46,856 --> 00:40:48,641 ♪ baby 885 00:40:48,684 --> 00:40:51,339 ♪ but god knows I'm gonna 886 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:53,776 ♪ keep on trying 887 00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:56,779 ♪♪♪ 888 00:41:04,918 --> 00:41:05,962 Next on "Boston legal"... 889 00:41:06,006 --> 00:41:06,876 We're very happy that Scott little 890 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,748 is out of that jail cell. 891 00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:10,227 You're client killed my wife. 892 00:41:10,271 --> 00:41:13,535 There's no evidence of anyone else even being there. Except you. 893 00:41:13,579 --> 00:41:16,799 These flowers are from someone's private garden. 894 00:41:16,843 --> 00:41:18,168 You mean to imply that I killed her? 895 00:41:18,192 --> 00:41:20,020 I loved her. 896 00:41:20,063 --> 00:41:22,849 You can't just claim women for all time. 897 00:41:22,892 --> 00:41:24,894 I only claim Shirley. I challenge you, Denny. 898 00:41:24,938 --> 00:41:26,896 To what? You're going to wrestle? 899 00:41:26,940 --> 00:41:28,985 And you think I'm the prize? 900 00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:30,639 You're always the prize, Shirley. 901 00:41:30,683 --> 00:41:32,467 Are you really that good? 902 00:41:32,511 --> 00:41:36,511 I wish I weren't.