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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM

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If you wanna be
with another person,

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we can do it together.

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NARRATOR:
Previously onNow Apocalypse...

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Check out that
dude's arms!

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Dude is swole!

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Don't be afraid to get
your hands a little dirty.

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You've been
a bad boy.

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-[ smacks ]
-Oh!

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The whole SandM thing kinda
started as an accident,

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but then it tapped
into something real.

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-[ Carly slapping ]-Aah! Aah! Aah!

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CARLY: I'm realizing that
I really enjoy being a Dom.

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-It's Isaac.-CARLY: Oh, is that
the new guy?

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Tomorrow, we're gonna be
so glad that we waited.

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Fuck tomorrow.

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[ indistinctly singing
to himself ]

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FORD:
Oh... shhh--

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Shit!

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[ closes and locks the door ]

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Are you ready for
your surprise?

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So ready.

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Come with me.

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You look very
handsome tonight.

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Oh...
You look like a...

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dream.

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Thanks.

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But that's enough
talking for now.

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Close your eyes.

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Uh. Uh...

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OK...

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Are you prepared for a night
you will never forget?

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Uh...

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All right.

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Here we are.

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OK...

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[ "Strangelove" by
Bat for Lashes playing ]

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♪ Strange highs and
strange lows... ♪

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JETHRO:
Can't breathe.

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[ woman screaming ]JETHRO: What was that?

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Where are you
taking me?

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Would you relax?

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You'll find out
soon enough.

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I've gotta say, Car.
This is making me
a little nervous.

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Yeah, bro.
That's the point.

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[ "Strangelove" by
Bat for Lashes
continues playing ]

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You feel like a shark.

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Holy fuckin'...

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-[ door slams open ]-[ heavy breathing ]

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-So, what do you wanna do?-Everything.

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Are you a top or
a bottom or...?

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Yes.

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Do you have, like, a--

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Do you have, like,
a preference?

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I wanna do everything
with you.

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Cool.

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Tyce, this is
my boyfriend, Ford.

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Hey, Ford.

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Darling, don't you
remember Tyce
from the party

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the other night?

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Uh...

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Are you gonna linger
in the doorway like
a reproached child,

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or are you gonna join us?

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JETHRO:
What is this?

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Well, don't tell me
you've never been
in the medical room

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of a BDSM dungeon before.

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Um...

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[ grunts ]

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Now...

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Are you gonna be a good
little boy and behave?

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Yes, mommy.
I'll behave.

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Good.

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Now lay down.

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[ chains rattling ]

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It's tight,
it's tight!

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Oh, baby, that's the
least of your worries.

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You...

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have made mommy...

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real angry.

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And, as punishment,

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I'm gonna milk
every last

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drop of your
life force.

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How do you like
the sound of that?

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Oh, I love it.

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Oh, mommy.
I love it.

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Mmm, mommy, I love it.

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I love it?

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Hey... hey.

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-What?
-Um, uh...

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Is it OK if we
use a condom?

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Sure.

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I'm on PrEP but
whatever you want.

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I just--uh, yeah, I just don't
have, uh, health insurance,

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so I-I can't afford it.

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-PrEP, you mean?-Yeah.

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Aren't you on Medicaid?
You probably qualify.

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PrEP is free if
you're on Medicaid.

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-Really?-[ Isaac laughs ]

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You're fuckin' adorable.

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So, Sev tells me
you're a screenwriter.

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Me, too.

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So, how do you two
know each other?

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I introduced myself
to Tyce at the party

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after you indicated
that you were sexually
interested in him.

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What? I--

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I, I didn't--no,
I didn't, dude...

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Ford...

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I've never told
you this before,

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but I've always had two
great dreams in life.

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The first was to become
an astro-biological theorist,

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which, thanks to skipping
3 grades in primary school,

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I accomplished
at the age of 23.

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And my second goal...

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Unfortunately, it has proved
far more difficult to achieve.

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I'm hoping, however,

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that will all change tonight.

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And that dream...

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is to be...

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spit-roasted.

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Oh, bro, what are
you doing to me?

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You like that, don't you?

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Ah, fuck, yes.
I love it.

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Oh, my God, you're
so good at that.

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It's like you were trained
by Catholic priests!

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Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck!

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Oh, fuck, I'm close.

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Oh, my God.
I'm close, I'm close.

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-I'm close! Ah!
-OK.

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-That's enough of that.-Oh, Carly, Carly,

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-Car, Car, Car---Mm.
Now don't go anywhere.

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Wait. Where the
fuck am I going?

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Uh, what the hell
is that for?

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It's called...

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'sensual waterboarding'.

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Fuck! Aah!

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[ moaning ]

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[ panting ]

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What's sensual about it?

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The handjob.

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OK, fuck no.
Fuck, no.

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-OK, OK, all right.
Calm down.
-Fuck no.

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Hey, stop being
such a wuss.

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This is totally safe.
I saw it in a porno once.

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What kind of porn
are you watching?

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Hmm.
Look,

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just trust me, OK?

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Apparently, the illusion
of death makes your orgasm,

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like, 10 times more intense.

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And if you really don't like
it, you can use a safe word.

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[ sighs ]
W-W-What, what's the safe word?

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I don't know.
Something random.

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What is something
that you would

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never associate with sex?

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Um...

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Children?

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How about we just
go with 'triggered'?

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Fuck, OK, OK.
Just--just don't, like,

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accidentally kill me
or something.

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[ giggles ]
Don't worry.

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Mommy will take
good care of you.

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[ Jethro grunts ]

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[ muffled screams ]

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[ gasps ]

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Baby likes that,
don't you?

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[ ecstatic moaning ]

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[ heavy panting ]

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[ muffled screaming ]

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[ gasps, grunts ]

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Oh, look at that,
you little pervert.

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[ distressed panting ]

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[ heavy moaning and groaning ]

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You like that, don't you?

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- Ah, fuck!- Hey! Speak up,
you little masochist!

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-Yes, mistress!
-[ groaning ]

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-Tell me you like it.-Ah, I love it!

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-Say it!
-Ah, fuck!
I love it.

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-Tell me how much
you love it!
-I love it!

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I love it! Ah!

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Don't come!

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Don't come.

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[ muffled screaming ]

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If you come,

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I will fucking kill you.

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[ muffled screaming ]

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-[ moaning ]
-Oh, my God!

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[ moaning ]

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[ intense moaning
and groaning ]

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[ screams ]

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-[ Jethro coughing ]-Ah fuck!

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[ both moaning ]

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Oh, my God, bro.

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What is wrong with you?

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-You are insane.-[ chuckles ]

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I don't know.

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I didn't program myself.

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[ heavy panting ]

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Wait. Wait, wait, Car...

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What about me?

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What about you?

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Carly, I need to come, like,

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really, really badly.

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It's like a Vesuvius
situation here.

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What should we try next?

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Uh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
how about...

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getting me off?

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You know...

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for someone who
meditates so much,

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you have, like,
zero fucking chill.

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Damn, man,
you are lean.

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What's your BFP?

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Uh...

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Well, I'm hovering
around 9% right now,

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but I can get down
to 7 when I'm cutting.

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Nice, dude.

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I have never been able to
get below an 8.5 myself.

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Well, you look pretty
frickin' diced to me, man.

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-[ chuckles ]
-Oh, thanks, bro.

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[ Tyce laughs ]

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Tyce's body is like
a Rodin statue.

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It's so massive
and powerful.

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Wouldn't you
agree, Ford?

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Come on.

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Touch him.

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It's all right if Ford
touches you, right, Tyce?

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Sure.

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Go ahead.

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Don't be afraid.

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Uh...

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It's cool, dude.

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It doesn't have
to be a big deal.

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So, are--are you, like...

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bi, or...?

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Well, I am an aquarius.

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Go on, Ford.

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Touch him.

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Seeing you with
another man

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would be extremely
arousing for me.

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It would?

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Of course.

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Gay male sex is a very
common erotic fantasy

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amongst women.

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Really?

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[ exhales ]

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Oh, it's so hot, baby.

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Yeah?

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Yes.

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Do you know what
would be even hotter?

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If you would kiss
Tyce right now.

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It would turn
me on so much.

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Uh...

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Please, Ford.

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Do it.
For me.

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For us.

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Fuck, I'm--I can't.

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I am sorry.

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I--I do--I'm not
a homophobe or anything.

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I just, I think I'm one
of those rare people who's

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actually just straight.

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Really, Ford?

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You can't put your male
insecurities aside

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for even just a moment?

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No, I want to. I do.

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I just, I'm not
sure I, I can...

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Look, how about we
just start off slow?

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Maybe some relaxing,
sensuous massage.

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Hey!

266
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,505
Did I say you could
touch yourself?

267
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:04,854
[ whispering ]
Sorry.

268
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,856
You know, maybe I just
ought to fuck you.

269
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,728
Oh, my God.
Yes, please.

270
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,512
Oh, you mean
with the dildo.

271
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,602
Well, it would--it would be
my dick, just silicone.

272
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,951
Yeah...

273
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,040
I might need to
work up to that one.

274
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,782
Oh, my God. Why can't guys
just get over their hangups

275
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,044
and give pegging a try?

276
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,263
Seriously, if they knew

277
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,612
what it was
like to get fucked,

278
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,570
they'd probably be
better at fucking.

279
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,399
Hey, is it cool
if we, like...

280
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:32,664
just don't tell anyone
about, you know, this?

281
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:36,625
What? Your whole
eat-pray-sub journey?

282
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,453
Yeah, is it cool if we
just, like, vault it?

283
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,454
Please.

284
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,325
Why?

285
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,458
Well, because what we do in bed
is no one else's business.

286
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:46,156
I'm serious, Carly.
I don't even want you
telling Ulysses about it.

287
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,682
Carly?

288
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,642
OK, I didn't tell
him everything.

289
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,253
But he might've,
uh, come with me

290
00:12:56,384 --> 00:13:00,301
to Bed, Bath, and More to get
the waterboarding supplies.

291
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,085
Should I get a
300 thread count

292
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,783
or splurge and
get the 600?

293
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,570
They both seem equally
brain damage-y to me.

294
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,398
Jesus Christ, Carly.

295
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,661
Can't you ever just
keep your mouth shut?

296
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,967
The only reason
that you care

297
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,056
is because, for some
dumbass reason,

298
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:19,711
straight guys think that
being a sub is emasculating.

299
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,279
Um, hello? Have you been
out in the world lately?

300
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,455
Being a guy who's into
weird submissive sex

301
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,414
is not the move these days.

302
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:27,850
Who, who gives a shit
what people think?

303
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:28,938
I do!

304
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:30,722
[ scoffs ]

305
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,248
Carly...

306
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,251
Carly, where are you going?

307
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,124
How's that feel?

308
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,692
Heavenly.

309
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,998
Good.

310
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,782
Dude, you're not
doing it right.

311
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,784
Here, let's switch, OK?
I'll show you.

312
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,134
OK, she likes it
a little harder.

313
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,441
Like this.

314
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,138
Ouch, Ford,
you're hurting me.

315
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,793
Ow!

316
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,273
What is wrong with you?

317
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:04,582
It's all right, Ford.

318
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,238
I know you're nervous.

319
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,993
How about...

320
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,429
we take baby steps?

321
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,823
OK.

322
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,741
If you don't wanna
kiss Tyce directly...

323
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,538
Spit in my mouth.

324
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:52,674
[ Tyce spits ]

325
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,781
[ grunts ]

326
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,748
ISAAC:
Life is so fuckin' weird.

327
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,404
What do you mean?

328
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:30,755
Well... I don't wanna come off
as a needball or anything,

329
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:34,890
but we were basically
strangers a few hours ago.

330
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:38,111
And I already feel strangely
comfortable around you.

331
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:42,115
-Me, too.
-Like, my friends are
always telling me,

332
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:46,032
"Don't rush it. Let things
develop at their own pace."

333
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,251
-[ chuckles ]
-Are you serious right now?

334
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:51,211
I'm sorry if I'm
freaking you out.

335
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,603
-I'm just gonna shut up.No!

336
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,257
No, no, that's--it's just

337
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,694
that's exactly what
my friends say to me.

338
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:57,913
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

339
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:09,751
[ chuckles ]

340
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,058
It feels like maybe you're
ready for another go-round?

341
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,537
Oh? Yeah.

342
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:14,625
You, too.

343
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:21,023
CARLY:
So, what? You're embarrassed
of what we do sexually?

344
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,895
No, it's just I am
a television actor.

345
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,986
I can't risk my fans
finding out the sordid
details of my sex life.

346
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,509
Fans?

347
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:32,034
Dude, your only fans
are necrophiliacs.

348
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,819
And they are hardly in
a position to be judging
you for being freaky.

349
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,604
What is that
supposed to mean?

350
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,650
Look, I just feel like we've
gotten a lot closer lately

351
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:42,784
through all of
these experiences
we've been having,

352
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,568
and I-I wanna be
able to share that
with my friends!

353
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:45,961
It's my sex life, too!

354
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,832
I get it. Look, but--

355
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,009
Isn't there anything
you've ever done sexually

356
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,314
that you wanted
to keep a secret?

357
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,273
No.

358
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,057
I'm an open book.

359
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,407
It's just sex.
What is there to
be ashamed about?

360
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,980
What the...?

361
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:14,729
This is officially the scariest
haunted house I've ever seen.

362
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,645
SEVERINE:
OK.

363
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,386
Time to get this
party started.

364
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,716
Now what's the matter?

365
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,718
I'm sorry,
I just--I'm...

366
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,024
I'm too in my head, and...

367
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,420
We have all night.
Don't worry.

368
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:57,685
Why don't you just have
some champagne and relax?

369
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:01,776
In the meantime, I'll get
better acquainted with Tyce.

370
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,392
Uh, Sev...

371
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,133
Sev.

372
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,352
[ moans ]

373
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:14,832
[ groans ]

374
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,794
[ Tyce, enjoyably ]
A-a-ah.

375
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,012
[ sighs of frustration ]

376
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,495
[ clears throat ]

377
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,542
[ sighs ]
What's wrong?

378
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,375
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Same issue.

379
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,247
What's going on here?

380
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,250
You're beautiful.

381
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,253
Obviously.
It's just...

382
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,647
I sense there's seems
to be some sort of...

383
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,650
-tension between you two.-What do you mean?

384
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,609
I know women think guys are
just mindless fuck machines

385
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,482
who'll stick our dick in a hole
in the ground if we have to,

386
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,440
but I need to
be comfortable,

387
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,529
in order to be into it.

388
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,532
A penis is a very reliable
emotional barometer.

389
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:06,145
-Yes! Finally,
someone who gets it!
-Dude.

390
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,626
[ speaks French, sighs ]

391
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,459
Well...

392
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,114
Now that we had a chance
to talk about our feelings,

393
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,463
what should
we do next?

394
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,423
Braid each other's hair?

395
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,207
Name our vaginas?

396
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,909
JETHRO:
I'm serious, Carly.

397
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,998
I'm not doing anything more
until we get this resolved.

398
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,739
I'm the one in charge
here, not you.

399
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,654
I need your word.

400
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,353
Do you promise...

401
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,268
not to tell anyone
about this?

402
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,618
-Not even Uly?
-[ sighs ]

403
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,577
All right, fine. I won't
fucking tell anyone.

404
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:48,622
You happy now?

405
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:49,710
Yes, thank you.

406
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,798
OK.

407
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:56,412
Now act like a baby.

408
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,675
How?

409
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,329
You're an actor.

410
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,417
Get into character.

411
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,382
Goo goo.

412
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,818
Really? Is that
the best you can do?

413
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,517
Goo.

414
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:15,910
-Goo.
-Oh, my God.

415
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,694
You're fuckin' helpless.
Come here.

416
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,046
Is baby hungry?

417
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,744
[ with enthusiasm ]
Mm, mm, goo.

418
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,877
-Goo.
-[ moans ]

419
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,924
You're just a big baby
who's desperate to come,
aren't you?

420
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,273
[ gasps ]

421
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,275
Goo.

422
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:36,583
[ moaning and making
sucking noises ]

423
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:39,760
OK, OK, OK, wh-what are
you--what are you doing?

424
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,196
I said act like a baby.

425
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,894
Not an adult pretending
to be a baby.

426
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,069
Goo goo?

427
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,854
You need to make
a fucking choice

428
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,116
and commit to it.

429
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,465
Well--well,
I'm trying, mommy.

430
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,032
Well, you're not
trying hard enough.

431
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,512
-[ smacking ]
-Bad baby!

432
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,514
-You're a bad, bad baby!-[ grunting ]

433
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:55,863
Carly, stop!

434
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,386
You know,
maybe if I told you

435
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,561
to act like a dead baby,

436
00:20:58,692 --> 00:20:59,997
you'd be more convincing,

437
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,999
considering playing
a fucking corpse

438
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:05,002
seems to be your only
employable skill.

439
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,482
You're a bad baby!

440
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,484
-A bad baby!-Triggered, bro. Triggered!

441
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,747
-Bad fucking baby, Jethro!-Triggered!

442
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:13,359
You're a bad baby!
You're a bad boyfriend!

443
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,839
You're a bad
fucking actor!

444
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,101
-Bad actor!
-Triggered!

445
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,712
Bad actor!

446
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:20,322
-Triggered!-You're a terrible
fucking actor!

447
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,193
Aah!

448
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,760
FORD:
What are you talking about?

449
00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:25,588
How is this my fault?

450
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,938
It's fine for you to fuck
another woman in front of me,

451
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,637
but when it's the other way
around, you can't handle it.

452
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,682
You should've told me
what you had planned.

453
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,423
You're always pulling
these surprises on me.

454
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,207
You like surprises.

455
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,253
Yeah, when I know
what to expect.

456
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:39,863
Woah, wait.

457
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,909
She didn't tell you
I was gonna be here?

458
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,651
Well, I-I-I knew she was
inviting someone over,

459
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,783
but I assumed
you'd be a girl.

460
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:47,784
Fuck!

461
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,569
I'm sorry.

462
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:52,093
I resent the cultural
assumption that a threesome

463
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:53,747
is one man with two women.

464
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,836
It's quintessential sexism.

465
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:59,056
What do you think I am?

466
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,102
Just someone who
procures pussy for you?

467
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:02,233
What?

468
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:05,062
Sev, this was your idea.

469
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,282
I never asked you to
spend all your spare time

470
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,676
organizing orgies for us.

471
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,417
Our societal concept
of sexuality

472
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:14,245
is entirely organized
around male pleasure.

473
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,465
For a man,
sleeping with two women

474
00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:18,032
is an accomplishment.

475
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:21,601
Women are mere sexual props,
in service to the male ego.

476
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,124
What am I, then?

477
00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:24,734
What do you mean?

478
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,388
Am--Am I just your sexual
prop for the evening?

479
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:28,695
Yes, in a way.

480
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,480
Wow.

481
00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:32,960
We've done this
before with a woman,

482
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:35,223
and there were no
objections because women

483
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,139
are accustomed to
being sexualized.

484
00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,707
So, yes, I believe that men

485
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:43,623
should experience what it's
like to be objectified as well.

486
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:45,276
TYCE:
Are you seriously
saying that?

487
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,191
To a black guy?

488
00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:48,845
That's hashtag problematic,
don't you think?

489
00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:52,283
JETHRO:
Now where are you going?

490
00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:54,285
CARLY:
Home.

491
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,505
I'm tired.

492
00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:58,115
I still haven't
come yet.

493
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,553
Guess that's your
problem, isn't it?

494
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:01,989
Why are you acting
all pissed?

495
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,207
I'm the one who
should be mad.

496
00:23:03,338 --> 00:23:05,384
You just criticized
my craft!

497
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:08,604
-[ scoffs ]
-Whatever, Jethro.

498
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:09,736
I'm going to the car.

499
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,957
Well, hold on.
Still have to get changed.

500
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:15,176
I'll wait outside.

501
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:18,266
FORD:
Uh, hey. Wait up.

502
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,355
Um...

503
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:22,575
I'm just really
sorry about this, man.

504
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,838
We're not
usually this crazy...

505
00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:27,449
-I don't think...-It's all right.
No hard feelings.

506
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,886
I just hope you two
get this sorted out.

507
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:31,671
Thanks.

508
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,412
Oh, and I gotta say,

509
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,196
it felt awkward
bringing it up earlier,

510
00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:36,502
but, um, I'm a big fan.

511
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,722
Of your underwear ads.

512
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,507
I've been seeing
them everywhere.

513
00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:42,943
I mean, me and my
boyfriend, we love 'em!

514
00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:44,074
Oh...

515
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:46,599
-Cool.-[ both chuckle ]

516
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:47,643
Congrats!

517
00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:49,906
Thanks, man!

518
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:53,649
See ya.

519
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:56,957
[ Jethro moaning ]

520
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:58,349
[ moaning continues ]

521
00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:11,145
Aah!

522
00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:22,112
Hi.

523
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:24,506
Hey.

524
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:25,594
Oh...

525
00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:34,560
Oh...

526
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:37,084
I so don't wanna go
to work this morning.

527
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,872
How'd you sleep?

528
00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:45,266
Like a baby. Just not long
enough. How about you?

529
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,226
Uh, yeah,
it was on and off.

530
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:53,535
I was, uh, sort of...

531
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,581
too excited to sleep.

532
00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:56,712
You're cute.

533
00:24:58,018 --> 00:24:59,149
OK, hold on.

534
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,499
I'm gonna brush my teeth.

535
00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:03,502
-Oh, my God, why?-[ grunting ]

536
00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:06,026
Wait, what?

537
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:08,985
Yeah, I have this--this weird
thing about morning breath.

538
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,988
Like, I don't kiss anybody
unless I brush my teeth.

539
00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:14,295
Really?

540
00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:15,775
Yeah, it's neurotic, right?

541
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:21,824
You're coming, too?

542
00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:23,913
Uh, yeah, I gotta pee.

543
00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:26,089
Naked?

544
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:28,875
Yeah, is that OK?

545
00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:31,573
Sure.

546
00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:36,273
[ groaning ]

547
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:39,059
Do you, uh--do you
need a toothbrush or...?

548
00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:41,235
Yeah, I was just gonna
use my finger, but...

549
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:42,410
No...

550
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,371
Here.

551
00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:49,635
Thanks.

552
00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:52,551
And--And you can keep it here,
so, so you'll always have one.

553
00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:55,379
Really?

554
00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:57,033
Yeah.

555
00:26:01,472 --> 00:26:02,648
[ chuckles ]

556
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:10,917
Sev?

557
00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:13,223
Yes?

558
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:17,967
[ sighs ]

559
00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,624
Are you mad at me?

560
00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:25,453
I'm disappointed and
rather frustrated.

561
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:29,022
But I'm not mad.

562
00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:31,198
You know, just because last
night didn't go so well

563
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:34,636
doesn't mean I don't
want us to keep trying
the non-monogamy thing.

564
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:35,942
I'm glad to hear that.

565
00:26:36,072 --> 00:26:37,639
Thank you.

566
00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:48,737
ISAAC:
Oh, my God.
There's nothing

567
00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:51,610
I want more than to
spend the whole day
in bed with you,

568
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,960
and you're not
making it any easier.

569
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:56,005
Do you always work
on Saturdays?

570
00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:59,226
No, thank God. It's just
been really busy.

571
00:26:59,356 --> 00:27:01,794
It's weird. There's been
this, like, sudden epidemic

572
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:04,884
of homeless clients
exhibiting signs of
delusional schizophrenia.

573
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:08,235
Really?

574
00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:09,758
It's really putting a
strain on our already

575
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,412
very limited resources.

576
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:13,109
But--OK, I'll
call you later.

577
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,285
Cool.

578
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:17,331
Is it too soon if we
hang out again tonight?

579
00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:19,028
Nope.

580
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:20,682
Looks like your dick
likes that idea.

581
00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:22,684
Oh, yeah, it does.

582
00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:29,125
OK, OK,
I have to fucking go.

583
00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:30,083
Yeah, I'll walk you out.

584
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,606
No, please don't.

585
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:32,738
What do you mean?

586
00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:34,000
You--You know what I mean.

587
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,958
-[ snaps ]
-Foiled again.

588
00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,960
I'll see you in...

589
00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:39,179
nine and a half hours.

590
00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:41,398
Cool.

591
00:27:41,529 --> 00:27:42,835
-Don't look at me like that.
-[ laughs ]

592
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:45,576
OK.

593
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,187
-[ laughing ]
-OK, goodbye.

594
00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:55,282
[ both chuckle ]

595
00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:00,200
[ door closes ]

596
00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:06,380
[ exhales ]

597
00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,382
[ chuckles ]

598
00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:12,386
[ soft rock music ]