1 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:14,222 I grew up in a very special place. 2 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,850 Every December, our block was transformed 3 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,643 into a Christmas wonderland. 4 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:22,272 And my parents started it all. 5 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:25,650 It's Christmas. 6 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,943 It's Christmas! 7 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,320 Mom, Dad, wake up! 8 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:29,779 Wake up. 9 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,865 Get up. 10 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:34,367 Where are they? 11 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:38,580 Fine, I guess I'm going to open all the presents by myself. 12 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:41,207 Here, I come! 13 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:44,502 Oh, I hope Santa came. 14 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,087 He came! 15 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,384 Merry Christmas, sweetie. 16 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:52,510 Merry Christmas. 17 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,303 Merry Christmas. 18 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,763 Can I open my presents? 19 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,014 Oh, not just now, honey. 20 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,682 We have to go. 21 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,076 We have a lot to do before the carnival this afternoon. 22 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,227 Yeah, but what about Christmas? 23 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,563 The Christmas carnival is Christmas, sweetie. 24 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,274 We have put so much work into it to make it special. 25 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:09,444 Yeah, but you've done so much already. 26 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,696 But we have to salt the sidewalk, light the lamps. 27 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:12,757 Check on the backup generator. 28 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:13,615 Good call. 29 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:14,115 Come on, sweetie. 30 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,408 Don't pout. 31 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,202 You know how important the carnival is. 32 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,953 It's our responsibility. 33 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:19,746 Our duty. 34 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:20,872 Our duty. 35 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,332 Yes, our duty to make it perfect. 36 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:25,710 Can I open at least one? 37 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:26,753 Of course. 38 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,963 Oh, I think I just the one. 39 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,548 Here. 40 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,677 Open this one. 41 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:36,513 Wow. 42 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:37,972 A camera? 43 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:39,575 Maybe you'd like to take pictures of everyone 44 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:42,060 in all the events today to keep a record 45 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,436 of how happy everyone is. 46 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,814 You'll be our official Christmas photographer. 47 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:50,110 Like for fun or for my duty? 48 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:52,070 There's no reason it can't be both, dear. 49 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:53,738 Merry Christmas, honey. 50 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:54,531 Merry Christmas. 51 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:54,948 Let's go. 52 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:55,949 OK. 53 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:56,990 Mmm. 54 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:58,618 Get bundled up, dear. 55 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,160 Come on. 56 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,912 Meet us outside. 57 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,748 My parents tried their very best to instill their Christmas 58 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,458 spirit into me. 59 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:10,005 But when you're seven, you have other things on your mind. 60 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:12,757 Up on the housetop, reindeer paws. 61 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,468 Out jumps good, old Santa Claus. 62 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,804 You'll never guess what he brought me this year. 63 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,305 What? 64 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,308 I got the entire Frank Gehry LEGO collection. 65 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:23,560 Who's Frank Harry? 66 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:25,270 It's Ghery. 67 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,981 And he's only the greatest architect of the 20th century. 68 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,482 Well, that's cool. 69 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,400 What's wrong? 70 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,693 Didn't he get anything good? 71 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,194 Just this. 72 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:34,362 A Polaroid? 73 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,238 Cool. 74 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,157 Yeah, well, let's test it. 75 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:41,453 That's so cool. 76 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,329 Yeah, except my parents are going 77 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:46,041 to make me use it to take pictures of everyone else 78 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,000 at the carnival. 79 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,084 That sounds awesome. 80 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:48,918 Can I help? 81 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,920 Um, sure. 82 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:57,927 Can I have this? 83 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:58,970 Well, I guess. 84 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,183 Let's go. 85 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,493 I'll help you get people together, 86 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,019 and you can take the picture. 87 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,937 It'll be fun. 88 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,481 Race you there. 89 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,025 Every year, I'm faced with the same question. 90 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:15,653 Is Christmas merely the longest to-do list of all time? 91 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,531 Or is all that work actually fun? 92 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,492 Maybe this year I'll find out. 93 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,036 Haul out 94 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,496 the holly. 95 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:28,166 Put up the tree before my spirit falls again. 96 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,419 Fill up the stocking. 97 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:38,551 I may be rushing things, but deck the halls again now! 98 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:43,390 For we need a little Christmas right this very minute. 99 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,100 Candles on the window. 100 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,726 Carols at the spinet. 101 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:50,271 Yes, we need a little Christmas right this very minute. 102 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,357 It hasn't snowed a single flurry. 103 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,900 We got guys coming left. 104 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,110 Coming left. 105 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,069 You got to call him out, you guys. 106 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:56,945 Come on. 107 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,488 They're breaking in! 108 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,072 Dan? 109 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,198 Left, you guys. 110 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,258 No, you got to call that out. 111 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:01,908 Dan, what are you doing here? 112 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,118 Um, I live here. 113 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,345 Well, I thought you'd be at work. 114 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,453 No, I took a personal day. 115 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,080 Isn't this a busy season? 116 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,808 Yeah, that's why I get so stressed during the holidays. 117 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:09,582 Well, don't look. 118 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:10,125 Don't look. 119 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,084 Hold on, guys. 120 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:11,918 No, no, no, no, no. 121 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,253 I said don't look. 122 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,921 That's like saying don't think of tigers. 123 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,607 I mean, the first thing you're going to do is think of tigers. 124 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,508 Oh, I wanted all this to be a surprise. 125 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,551 Wait, this is for me? 126 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,135 Yeah. 127 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,219 Like all of it? 128 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:21,886 Yeah, I went a little crazy. 129 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,263 I know. 130 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:23,722 But don't feel obligated to go crazy on me. 131 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:24,763 OK. 132 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:27,434 Right. 133 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,978 I mean, I wouldn't be upset 134 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,122 if you got me something nice. 135 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,605 But... 136 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,417 Truth be told, I'm not that big in the presents. 137 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,942 Getting them or just giving them? 138 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:36,985 Giving mostly. 139 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,111 You remember your birthday? 140 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:41,031 Oh, yeah, no, no, I remember. 141 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,574 I was very disappointed. 142 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,659 And I thought I made that point. 143 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,120 But it's clear we need to have another discussion. 144 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,705 Well, we already did. 145 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:49,497 Remember? 146 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,790 You got really mad at me. 147 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,226 I said, I have no idea what you like. 148 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,477 And you said I should figure it out. 149 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:54,562 And then, I asked you for a simple list. 150 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,755 I'm not making a list, Dan. 151 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:57,881 I'm not seven. 152 00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:00,133 You said that same thing last time too. 153 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,969 And that didn't have any impact on you? 154 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,179 Wait, wait, hold on. 155 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,722 Are we about to have another fight? 156 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,765 Well, it depends. 157 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,516 OK, can we just skip it this time? 158 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,328 Because I'm really... I'm not that big into fights either. 159 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:11,311 OK, I'm going to say it. 160 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:12,687 I'm... Yeah. 161 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,564 I'm going to... I'm just going to say it. 162 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:17,567 I have not been very happy in this relationship lately, Dan. 163 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,235 OK. 164 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:22,197 And that doesn't seem to bother you? 165 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,656 Oh, well, I don't want to break up 166 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,217 or anything if that's what you're saying. 167 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:27,081 Yeah, but you also don't want to talk about it? 168 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,161 Not really, no. 169 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,371 Right, OK. 170 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,830 So then, yeah, we're breaking up. 171 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:31,331 What? 172 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,082 Seriously? 173 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:32,832 Just like that? 174 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,334 Seriously. 175 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:35,335 I mean, what is there to discuss if you won't even 176 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,419 talk about it? 177 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,213 Well, I choose not to break up. 178 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,297 What about you? 179 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,674 No, this just isn't working. 180 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,526 I mean, the first couple of years were so great. 181 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:45,804 And I swear, it's like this last year have literally 182 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:46,554 stopped trying. 183 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,180 Fine. 184 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:47,847 You know what? 185 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:48,431 I give up. 186 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,349 Case in point! 187 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:50,308 I can't believe this. 188 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,476 Well, it's your decision. 189 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,478 You used to be a lot nicer. 190 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,856 Sorry, that was the craziest deja vu moment. 191 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:59,067 My ex used to say that same thing. 192 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,485 It's weird. 193 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,486 OK, that's it. 194 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,654 I think you should move out. 195 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,196 What? 196 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,197 No, no, no. 197 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,281 No, I'm going to stay. 198 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,324 What do you mean no? 199 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,701 No, I found this apartment. 200 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,542 I put the entire security deposit down myself. 201 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:10,787 Technically, that's true. 202 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,622 But you remember that family reunion 203 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:13,623 that you had last summer that just... 204 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,500 I didn't want to go to? 205 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:16,978 Yeah, no, I'm still upset that you bailed on me for that. 206 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,021 I mean, my Aunt Monica doesn't even think you exist. 207 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:19,879 That's a fair complaint. 208 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,214 But my point is this. 209 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,216 You may recall that it was the same week 210 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,551 we had to renew the lease. 211 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:27,470 And so technically, my name is the only one 212 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,139 on any of that paperwork now. 213 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,474 You wouldn't. 214 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,893 I thought I was helping you out. 215 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:41,484 OK, guys, I'm back. 216 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:42,526 Sorry about that. 217 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,157 Oh, honey, I am so sorry. 218 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,491 It's OK. 219 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,160 It was bound to happen sooner or later. 220 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,304 Honestly, I don't even know why I stayed with them this long. 221 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,122 Well, then I suppose it's a good thing. 222 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,433 Yeah, except I have to move out. 223 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,559 Well, where will you go now? 224 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,625 I don't know. 225 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,252 I've been looking at listings. 226 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:00,730 But there isn't much available until after the New Year. 227 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,963 No, I mean for Christmas. 228 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,965 I don't suppose you're going to Dan's. 229 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,968 Why don't you pack up and just come home? 230 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,636 Mom, no offense. 231 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,114 But I really don't think I can handle an Evergreen Lane 232 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,514 Christmas right now. 233 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,992 I'm just going to use my Frequent Flyer miles. 234 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,726 I'll go somewhere warm and just relax. 235 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:15,435 No, no. 236 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,978 That can't... no. 237 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,104 Darling, you can't. 238 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,064 You come on home. 239 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,274 You can relax with us. 240 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,026 Your father will be so happy. 241 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,945 He's not too busy remodeling Santa's workshop again? 242 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,030 Oh. 243 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,656 No, not this year. 244 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,034 OK, that was your nervous laugh. 245 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:31,826 What are you hiding? 246 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,328 Oh. 247 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:34,287 No, what are you talking about, dear? 248 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,955 Mom, you just did it again. 249 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,683 Last time you laughed like that I found out you got rid 250 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,209 of all my Beanie Babies. 251 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,335 Oh, no. 252 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,961 It's nothing like that, dear. 253 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,297 I'm just hoping that you're doing OK with the breakup 254 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,173 and everything. 255 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,299 It's got to be hard. 256 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,050 Sure. 257 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:47,801 No, I'm OK. 258 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,302 You know what? 259 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,655 I think it's going to be good to come home for a while. 260 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,097 Right now, I'm off until New Year's. 261 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,557 And I can just relax, and eat a million cookies, 262 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:55,642 and get some TLC. 263 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:56,893 I couldn't agree more. 264 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,603 It's been a long time since you've 265 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,563 come home for the holidays. 266 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,691 It'll be so wonderful for you. 267 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:03,817 Just do me one favor. 268 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,044 Please don't pressure me too much 269 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,569 to do all the Christmas activities. 270 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,905 I really don't think I have it in me right now. 271 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,490 Don't worry, dear. 272 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,450 Your father and I will not be pressuring you 273 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,451 at all this year. 274 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,078 I promise. 275 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,371 All right, thanks, Mom. 276 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:17,997 I'm just going to finish packing. 277 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,850 And then, I can probably be down there by dinnertime. 278 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:20,417 Oh. 279 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,001 No, no, no. 280 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:21,543 No, no. 281 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:22,419 Tomorrow. 282 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:23,044 Tomorrow, darling. 283 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,796 Tomorrow. 284 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:25,940 Your father and I, we've got plans with the Engerbretson's 285 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,298 tonight. 286 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,133 So I think it would just be better if you came down 287 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:28,842 in the morning. 288 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:29,718 Is that OK? 289 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,344 Yeah, no, it's totally fine. 290 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,863 I'll just lock the door and make Dan sleep on the couch. 291 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,931 Probably going to be playing some virtual ogre 292 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,057 fighting thing. 293 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,368 I have no idea what he does all night. 294 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,685 Oh, that's wonderful, dear. 295 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,311 Well, I'm going to go tell your father. 296 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,521 He'll be so excited. 297 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:42,856 All right. 298 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:43,231 Bye, Mom. 299 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,816 Bye. 300 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,401 Are you sure this is a good idea? 301 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,028 This may be our only hope. 302 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,821 Oh. 303 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,298 Alpha Niner to team Kringle, we have a code red and green. 304 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:52,699 I repeat, red and green. 305 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,284 All units assemble. 306 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,201 Over. 307 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,536 OK, break it down. 308 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,454 It's a red and green? 309 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,204 Yes, it is. 310 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,080 Get the tree. 311 00:08:59,122 --> 00:08:59,706 I've got the tree. 312 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,249 I've got the tree. 313 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,208 Can't you take a tree and pillows at the same time? 314 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,250 I've got the tree. 315 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,398 You've reached Jess' phone. 316 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,298 Leave a message. 317 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,924 Hey, it's me. 318 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,219 So believe it or not, I am driving down Main Street. 319 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,721 Yep, I'm home. 320 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:15,990 Listen, we have so much to catch up on. 321 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,808 But just call me or come by whenever you can. 322 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,144 All right, talk to you soon. 323 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,771 Come on, guys. 324 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,915 If you put your backs into it, you won't feel the cold. 325 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,733 Well, they should have layered. 326 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,736 Guys, please, watch the tulip beds, please. 327 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,071 They are very delicate. 328 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,530 Did you hear the lady? 329 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,532 Ah, perennials. 330 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,452 So finicky, yet so delightful. 331 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:38,370 What? 332 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,329 OK. 333 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:42,207 All right, go. 334 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,541 Whoa. 335 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,001 Whoa. 336 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,336 Whoa. 337 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:50,423 OK, sir. 338 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:54,260 It's there. 339 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,137 OK, thank you. 340 00:09:56,179 --> 00:10:02,727 Oh, hi. 341 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,730 Welcome home. 342 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,023 Proceed with phase two. 343 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,566 Repeat, phase two. 344 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,194 Over. 345 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,737 Oh, look, here comes Emily. 346 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,823 Oh, right on schedule. 347 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,617 She hasn't been home for the holidays in years. 348 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,286 She doesn't have any idea, does she? 349 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,454 Not a clue. 350 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,622 Buckle up. 351 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:32,632 There she is. 352 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:33,466 There she is. 353 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:34,508 Hi. 354 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:38,972 Oh. 355 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:39,723 Oh. 356 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,683 What's with the get-ups? 357 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,352 You're moving to Florida? 358 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,520 That's the plan. 359 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,646 But why? 360 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:47,522 Well, because it's warm there. 361 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,481 Uncle Dino lives there. 362 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,941 And we can golf year round. 363 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:50,859 A bunch of my college friends are still there. 364 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,610 Oh, I cannot believe this. 365 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,821 Oh, honey, it's not like we're dying. 366 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,197 We're just moving to Florida. 367 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,283 We're taking our talents to South Beach. 368 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,325 But when? 369 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,386 As soon as we find a place. 370 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,746 You mean like online or what? 371 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,291 That must be our cab to the airport. 372 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,417 Airport? 373 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,085 You're literally leaving today? 374 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,128 Yes, sweetie. 375 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,588 Our flight leaves in three hours. 376 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,190 You know how your mother needs to be early. 377 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,841 What's wrong with being a little early? 378 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,569 Nothing, the airport is 40 minutes from here. 379 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,635 If there's no traffic. 380 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,821 When is there ever any traffic? 381 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,114 But, Mom, Mom, Mom, you didn't think 382 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,806 it was important to mention to me that you 383 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,850 were moving to Florida when we spoke on the phone? 384 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,685 Honey, we weren't talking about us. 385 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,437 We were focused on you. 386 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:30,398 And you said you wanted to come home for the holidays. 387 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,858 Well, here you are. 388 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,194 No, I wanted to come home to be with you guys. 389 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:34,903 Remember? 390 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,279 The cookies and the TLC. 391 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,655 We'll be back by New Year's. 392 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,258 And in the meantime, you can make cookies. 393 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,159 You can bake all the cookies you want. 394 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:41,910 And the neighbors... 395 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:42,869 What? 396 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,329 Will be so happy to see you. 397 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,556 You'll get so much TLC, you won't know what to do. 398 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:46,414 You know what? 399 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,290 I'm already packed. 400 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,333 I'll come with you. 401 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,293 Honey, we want you to be here. 402 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,587 You need to decompress and take some time to yourself 403 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,047 to get over the breakup with David. 404 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:54,631 Dan. 405 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,341 Dan, right. 406 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,569 Now, what better way than to do it right here at the home 407 00:11:58,593 --> 00:11:59,886 that you grew up in? 408 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,197 Yeah, but this isn't home without you two. 409 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,931 Sweetie, I know it's hard, but you'll 410 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,307 have everything here you need. 411 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,451 What about the neighborhood? 412 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,060 The neighborhood needs you. 413 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:10,063 You guys created the HOA rules for Christmas after all. 414 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:13,316 You can't just move to Florida and leave everything behind. 415 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,984 That is ridiculous. 416 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,420 Your mother and I believe that Florida is the place that 417 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,196 needs us the most. 418 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,908 Some lucky HOA has a hurricane of Christmas coming their way. 419 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,493 They won't know what hit them. 420 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,787 Well, that's for certain. 421 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,205 Oh, come on, honey. 422 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,623 Do it for us. 423 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,142 It would mean so much to us if we knew you 424 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,710 were taking care of the house. 425 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,586 And we didn't want to let the neighbors down. 426 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,046 She's right. 427 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,257 Just think of it as your Christmas present to us. 428 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,675 Fine. 429 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,069 Just promise me you'll be back by New Year's. 430 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:40,719 Oh, honey. 431 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,261 You have our word. 432 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:41,845 Oh. 433 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,555 OK, come on. 434 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,074 OK, try to enjoy one last Christmas in the neighborhood. 435 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,325 Oh, I thought I told you that's exactly what I 436 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,600 was trying to avoid. 437 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:48,518 It'll be just what the doctor ordered. 438 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,769 Really? 439 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:50,913 I think I'd like a second opinion. 440 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,164 Hey, where are all the decorations? 441 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,773 In the garage waiting for you. 442 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,233 Yeah, but why aren't they up yet? 443 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,776 We got a late start. 444 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:57,444 Bye, honey. 445 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,319 Have fun. 446 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,989 Oh, almost forgot. 447 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,031 See you. 448 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,418 Hey! 449 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,753 You want to ride the lightning? 450 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:17,380 No, I'm good. 451 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,631 Party pooper. 452 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,806 Good evening, ma'am. 453 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,433 My name is Jared Farnsworth. 454 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,660 I'm looking for Emily Melrose. 455 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:32,562 Is she here? 456 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,522 I'm standing right here. 457 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,815 No. 458 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,126 Do you actually not recognize me? 459 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,068 Well, see that's impossible, because you do 460 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,269 have her unforgettable smile. 461 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:44,491 But, I mean, the Emily Melrose I knew would be about, hmm, 462 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,952 to be 5'7 ", 5'8" by now. 463 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,579 You know what? 464 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,849 It's really interesting, because I recognize the freckles 465 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,124 and the steel blue eyes. 466 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,542 But the Jared Farnsworth I remember 467 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,795 he had, oh, legs that were as skinny as his arms. 468 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,382 So you clearly can't beat him. 469 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,174 You win. 470 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,092 Welcome home. 471 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,135 It's good to see you. 472 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:04,761 You too. 473 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,096 Hey. 474 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,555 So how did you know I was here? 475 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,890 Well, that's the Evergreen way. 476 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,493 See, all eyes have been on you since you passed 477 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,476 the point of the mountain. 478 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,602 Wait, really? 479 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,728 I'll never tell. 480 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,022 Oh, OK. 481 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,607 So are you here visiting your mom? 482 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,192 I live here now, just up the block. 483 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,819 Oh, you have got to tell me the truth. 484 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,529 How do you do it? 485 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,030 How do I do what? 486 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,424 How do you deal with everyone, including my parents 487 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,426 being so over the top of the whole Christmas thing? 488 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,910 Oh. 489 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:29,911 Everyone is just so gung ho with the decorations 490 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,079 and the activities. 491 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,039 And the HOA is so strict. 492 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,875 To be honest, I love it. 493 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,585 And your dad has been such a mentor to me 494 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,729 for my first year in office. 495 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,338 Wait, office? 496 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,816 And I promise I'm not going to let it go to my head. 497 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,442 But as a newly elected president of the HOA, 498 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,468 I want to formally invite you to the kickoff 499 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,886 to the Christmas countdown. 500 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,222 Is that the overly massive tree lighting ceremony? 501 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:49,806 Really? 502 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:50,765 When's that? 503 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,058 Tonight. 504 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,202 Oh, it's a little late in the season 505 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,602 to be lighting the tree, isn't it? 506 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:55,770 Christmas is in a week. 507 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,522 Rest assured, I have my reasons. 508 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,191 Oh, scheduling this many board members is no easy feat. 509 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,152 In fact, I still don't know how your dad did it 510 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:06,531 with such perfect balance. 511 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,532 Well. 512 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,241 Anyway, can you come? 513 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,159 You know what? 514 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,035 I just remembered I have plans. 515 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:10,785 I'm seeing Jess Woolley. 516 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,494 You know her. 517 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,620 Oh. 518 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,955 She married Kevin Van Orden. 519 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,599 And they have this adorable little girl now. 520 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,101 Yeah, Jess, '80s retro, always wears a beanie, cool mom. 521 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,585 That's oddly specific. 522 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,104 Oh, and her daughter loves that Darla-Do-Good doll. 523 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,463 All right, you're scaring me. 524 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,464 How do you know all this? 525 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,757 I call it the Santa sense. 526 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,358 That and they're heading up the walkway. 527 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:28,762 Hi. 528 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:29,512 Hi. 529 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:30,263 Aunt Emily. 530 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:30,764 You made it. 531 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:31,431 Hey there. 532 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:32,098 Come here. 533 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:32,682 Jared Farnsworth. 534 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:33,266 Yeah. 535 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:33,725 What? 536 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:34,351 Oh. 537 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,685 Oh, hey. 538 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,436 Hi, Darla. 539 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,771 Good to see you. 540 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,105 What is going on here? 541 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,541 Well, Emily just informed me that you guys 542 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,293 won't be able to attend the Christmas tree lighting. 543 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,276 I want to go. 544 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:47,280 Yeah, so do I. 545 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,824 Uh, OK, I guess we'll be seeing you there after all. 546 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:50,950 I sense that was coming. 547 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:54,496 See you guys tonight. 548 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,664 Is that an invitation to the tree lighting? 549 00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:00,460 No, it's a notice for insufficient Christmas decor. 550 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,129 What? 551 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,006 Oh, Welcome back to Evergreen Lane. 552 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,844 I still can't believe you live on Evergreen Lane. 553 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,197 Well, I don't live here, but I grew up here. 554 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,657 Hey, are you sure you're OK staying here 555 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,808 by yourself? 'Cause you can always crash with us. 556 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,518 I'm fine. 557 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,204 Besides, my parents want me to look after the house anyway. 558 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,331 And I think it'll be good to spend some time by myself. 559 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,649 And try and figure out why I spent the last three 560 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,943 years of my life with Dan, knowing that our relationship 561 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,277 had no future. 562 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,505 Because he was nice at the beginning. 563 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,988 But honestly, I think the jerk in him 564 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,198 was just waiting to come out. 565 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,282 I know. 566 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,283 You really dodged a bullet there. 567 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,119 And yet, I still got wounded. 568 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,412 You know what I need? 569 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,288 I need to just take a bunch of hot baths. 570 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,374 I need to sleep until 10 o'clock every morning 571 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,835 and sit-in front of that fireplace in my cozy pajamas 572 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,545 and watch Christmas movies on repeat. 573 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,630 Yes, that sounds perfect. 574 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,007 I think they're about to start. 575 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:47,841 You guys want to go? 576 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:48,882 Let's go. 577 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,179 Emily Melrose? 578 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,640 What a wonderful surprise. 579 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,517 Hi, Belinda, Mary Louise, Bob. 580 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,185 You guys remember my best friend, Jess. 581 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,287 And this is her daughter, Nicole. 582 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,187 Hi. 583 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,022 We're so glad you could make it. 584 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,189 Well, Jared invited us. 585 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,482 He's an architect. 586 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,567 And a darn good one. 587 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,234 And handsome too. 588 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:06,985 Uh-huh. 589 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,611 Oh, stop, you two. 590 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,715 The last thing Emily needs is a couple of matchmakers. 591 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,658 I thought she just got dumped by that loser boyfriend of hers. 592 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,201 First of all, I dumped him, Bob. 593 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,870 And second of all, how did you hear that? 594 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,246 Belinda, of course. 595 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,373 She always spills the tea. 596 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,624 I'm so sorry. 597 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,877 Your mother made it seem like it wasn't a secret. 598 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,462 Oh, that checks out. 599 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,004 You know what? 600 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,047 She's right. 601 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,548 I don't have anything to hide. 602 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,401 But I do want to just fly a little under the radar 603 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,968 this Christmas if you know what I mean. 604 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,386 Good luck with that. 605 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,680 Oh, well, we'll see you at the tree. 606 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,722 Mm-hmm. 607 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:37,766 Come on. 608 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:38,807 Let's go see that tree. 609 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,692 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. 610 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,444 It is December. 611 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,405 And as you all know, we gather to light the neighborhood tree. 612 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,992 And I am very sorry to say that we're a little late this year. 613 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:56,743 A little? 614 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:57,827 Couple of weeks. 615 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,162 Stop it. 616 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,497 We talked about this, Ned. 617 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,040 It was the best time for everyone. 618 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,375 So thank you for that. 619 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,518 I've been free for the last two weeks. 620 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,252 You've been free since the '80s, OK? 621 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,462 Go ahead, Jared, please. 622 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,130 Anyway, I want to thank all of you 623 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,966 for your efforts, your energy this year. 624 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,593 One announcement that I have to make, 625 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,262 though, is it's the first time in the history of the HOA's 626 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:20,433 30-year existence we will not see Gail and Albert Melrose. 627 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,935 Aww. 628 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,354 But their daughter Emily has come home for the holidays. 629 00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,730 So everyone say hi to Emily. 630 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,028 Oh, reminds me... Quick announcement, 631 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,322 there will be an HOA meeting at 8:00 AM. 632 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,657 Can you fill in for your folks? 633 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:36,074 What? 634 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:36,950 Me? 635 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,994 We'll call at 7:45. 636 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:40,787 Yeah. 637 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:41,996 OK, yeah, yeah. 638 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,289 Perfect. 639 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,558 Emily Melrose, ladies and gentlemen. 640 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,291 Lovely. 641 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,751 So much for sleeping in. 642 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,793 All right, everybody. 643 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,504 You know what this is. 644 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:56,469 Without further ado, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 645 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:57,846 Light her up. 646 00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:58,471 Oh. 647 00:18:58,513 --> 00:18:59,848 Oh. 648 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,559 Jared, come on. 649 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,226 No, no. 650 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,144 Is it broken? 651 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,145 Ned, you said this worked. 652 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,646 It worked when I did it. 653 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,148 OK. 654 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,108 Ned, let it... it's going to be fine, everybody. 655 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,026 I'm sure it'll be fine. 656 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:11,735 It's not going to work. 657 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:12,360 Let's not... 658 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,402 Come on. 659 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,280 You know, this never happened when 660 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,489 your parents were in charge. 661 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,658 I don't want to blame you but I am. 662 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,659 Give it. 663 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,076 Oh. 664 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:20,618 Ah. 665 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,036 Oh. 666 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,077 Yeah! 667 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,671 Evergreen Lane, I love Christmas! 668 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,634 Whoo! 669 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,053 Yes. 670 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,940 No one makes them fast as I can. 671 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:56,237 First, the head and then the shoulders. 672 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,660 What? 673 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,958 Ugh. 674 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,418 Oh. 675 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:21,929 What? 676 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,559 Oh. 677 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:32,981 Hm. 678 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,409 Hi, 911, yes. 679 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,994 I'd like to report a very strange man wandering 680 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,036 around my property. 681 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,833 Oh, I'm not strange. 682 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,668 And you're not on the phone with 911. 683 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,150 No, but I will be if you don't tell me what you're doing here. 684 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,175 I'm just checking out some stuff. 685 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,301 What kind of stuff? 686 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:01,219 HOA Stuff? 687 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,679 Yeah, how'd you guess? 688 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:03,781 Because my dad used to sneak around people's 689 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,181 houses looking for violations too. 690 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,891 Such a legend. 691 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,619 What does the HOA think about noise levels in the morning? 692 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,311 Actually, we have a very strict policy, 693 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,188 nothing above 90 decibels before 9:00 AM. 694 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,690 OK, so it's 7:30. 695 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:15,942 Oh, every week except the week before Christmas. 696 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,569 Oh, well, that figures. 697 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,796 All right, so what'd you find? 698 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,131 Everything is very detailed on that 699 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,698 notice I left you last night. 700 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,867 You mean the notice that was intended for my parents 701 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,285 to handle? 702 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,387 They're out of town, so everything falls on you. 703 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,538 Jared, are you serious? 704 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,249 By law 25.12, if the owners are not 705 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,792 present or otherwise incapacitated, 706 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,669 they may nominate a surrogate or next of kin 707 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,463 to fulfill all holiday obligations. 708 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:37,523 Read up on that, buttercup. 709 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,590 This one's for you. 710 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,091 OK, now see, that's the thing. 711 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,636 I came here to get away from any and all obligations. 712 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,055 That puts me in quite the pickle. 713 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,265 See, everyone takes Christmas very, very 714 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,558 seriously around here. 715 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,994 Maybe you can tell them at the meeting, 716 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:54,647 because I told them you would be there so, yeah. 717 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,442 Because I was pressured to say yes in front of the whole town. 718 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,736 Not cool! 719 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:03,156 Emily, Emily. 720 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,866 Emily, wait, I'm sorry. 721 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:05,700 You're right. 722 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:06,618 I shouldn't have done that. 723 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,702 Can we just talk about it? 724 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,037 What do you mean talk about it? 725 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,264 That thing that two people do when they 726 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:10,747 want to solve a problem, right? 727 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,289 OK. 728 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:11,956 You know what? 729 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:12,874 Great. 730 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,292 Let's talk about it. 731 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,770 I think Christmas should be about having fun. 732 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:17,647 I don't think it should be about attending HOA meetings 733 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:18,922 or writing citations. 734 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,925 In fact, I think the word bylaw itself 735 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:25,303 should be banned for the entire month of December. 736 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,972 So can you please just let me enjoy 737 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,391 the holiday in my own way? 738 00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:32,310 You're right. 739 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,228 You're right. 740 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,896 It's Christmas time. 741 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:37,357 It's hardly the time to think about the wants and needs 742 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,399 of others. 743 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:44,614 On the first day of Christmas, 744 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:49,577 my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree. 745 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,037 Could you just go away? 746 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,997 There is no bylaw against early caroling here 747 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:53,998 on Evergreen Lane. 748 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,291 In fact, it's encouraged. 749 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,811 Well, can you make an exception, please? 750 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:59,295 On the second day of Christmas, 751 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:05,176 my true love gave to me two turtle doves and a partridge 752 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,886 in a pear tree. 753 00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:10,056 On the third day of Christmas, my true love 754 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:15,145 gave to me three French hens, two turtle doves, 755 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,355 and a partridge in... 756 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,651 Fine, you win. 757 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,820 I'll go to the meeting if you promise 758 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:26,489 to not sing that song for the rest of the week 759 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:28,074 or the rest of my life ever. 760 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,492 OK. 761 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:44,215 So the word on the street is you're an architect. 762 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,508 That's right. 763 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:46,718 What kind? 764 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,094 House remodels mostly. 765 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:49,637 Did you remodel your house? 766 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:52,432 I did for absolute optimal holiday cheer. 767 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,351 You can put in an extra wide fireplace. 768 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,186 Why extra wide? 769 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,021 Santa, of course. 770 00:23:59,022 --> 00:23:59,981 Hm. 771 00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:00,857 What do you do? 772 00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:02,942 I am a freelance copy editor. 773 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:03,818 That makes sense. 774 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,195 You were always a great writer. 775 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,030 In fact, do you remember in fifth grade? 776 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,491 You wrote a story about a little girl who asked Santa for it 777 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,034 to be Christmas every day. 778 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,327 Wait, you remember that? 779 00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:15,747 Pick up the pace, you lollygaggers! 780 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:16,706 Come on. 781 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,124 T-minus 2 minutes and counting. 782 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:19,000 Let's do it. 783 00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:19,959 Let's do it. 784 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,628 Let's do it. 785 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:23,296 Got to love his enthusiasm. 786 00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:27,050 Yeah, his aim isn't bad either. 787 00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:29,803 Let's just, um... 788 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,554 All right, team, listen up. 789 00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,723 We have six days until Christmas. 790 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,892 And as you can see, lots of fun still to have. 791 00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:38,019 Now, I just want to make sure our event managers are 792 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,646 up to speed on what they need to do. 793 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:42,065 Now first off, let's see, Christmas Cookie Contest 794 00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:42,524 this afternoon. 795 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,191 Check. 796 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:43,900 Check. 797 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,068 Thank you, Mom. 798 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,170 Hot chocolate prepped for the visitors. 799 00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:47,028 You know this. 800 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,196 Mm. 801 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:49,114 Trophy for the winner. 802 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,657 Locked and loaded. 803 00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:53,076 But I don't know why we don't just give it to her now? 804 00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,244 Don't be hasty, Ned. 805 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:56,204 It's anyone's game. 806 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:59,499 Lastly, we have the illustrious Snowman Tableau Now, we 807 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,459 know that Gail and Albert are down in Florida. 808 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,211 So we may need someone to fill-in for them. 809 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:04,504 Why don't we have Emily do it? 810 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,256 That way it can stay in the family. 811 00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:07,757 Oh, now that's a wonderful idea. 812 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:08,717 No, no, no, no, no, no. 813 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:09,801 Well, hold on. 814 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:10,760 Let's see what Emily has to say. 815 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:11,845 Emily, what do you think? 816 00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:13,221 I'm just a little confused. 817 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:16,349 It's an exhibition of frozen humanity followed 818 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:17,684 by a no-rules snowball fight. 819 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:19,144 What's to explain? 820 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,945 No, I'm well aware of what the event entails. 821 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:23,440 I still have slight hearing loss from the time I took 822 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:25,316 a shot to the eardrum in 2012. 823 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:26,818 You said you forgave me. 824 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:27,736 Say it louder, Ned. 825 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:28,611 That might be the ear. 826 00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,238 You said you forgave me! 827 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,073 Right. 828 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,135 What I'm confused about is why my parents didn't find someone 829 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:36,369 to cover this if they knew they were going out of town? 830 00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:37,411 Yeah, well, uh... 831 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,080 Why... 832 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:40,248 You know what? 833 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,642 I'm sure they could walk you through it. 834 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,584 You have plenty of time. 835 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,293 How much? 836 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:44,127 36 hours. 837 00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:45,170 Plenty of time? 838 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,671 That sounds like slight hyperbole. 839 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,298 You do have to enter the cookie contest. 840 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,484 And your house still need to be decorated to code, so yeah. 841 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:51,801 Yeah, maybe you're right. 842 00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:54,387 I actually don't have to do any of this. 843 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,014 Oh. 844 00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,307 OK. 845 00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:00,852 Is it me or did it just get really hot in here? 846 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:04,356 We don't want you to miss out on any of the fun, Emily. 847 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:05,815 Wait a minute. 848 00:26:05,857 --> 00:26:10,862 Why don't Pamela and Emily co-manage the event? 849 00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:13,323 You know what? 850 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:14,532 I'll just do it by myself. 851 00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:15,658 That'll be so much easier. 852 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,202 Oh, I'm totally fine with that. 853 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:17,994 That's a great idea. 854 00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,829 Great. 855 00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:21,223 No, then Emily wouldn't have the satisfaction of participating. 856 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,375 I think co-managers is a great idea. 857 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:30,173 I feel like I finally know what the FOMO feels like. 858 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:31,424 Hah. 859 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:32,652 You guys are going to have a blast. 860 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:33,510 You know what? 861 00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:34,719 Can you define FOMO? 862 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,847 Fear of making out. 863 00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:38,973 Sorry about that, Bob. 864 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,230 Oh, please let it be the one where 865 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,899 she finds out her boyfriend is actually a prince. 866 00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:55,365 Hi, Mom. 867 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:56,241 Hi, sweetie. 868 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:57,492 Hi, sweetie. 869 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:58,594 Are you guys on a golf cart? 870 00:26:58,618 --> 00:26:59,869 Your father's driving. 871 00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:00,870 We're between holes. 872 00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:01,955 Oh, who's winning? 873 00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:03,665 I don't want to talk about it. 874 00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:04,582 How are you? 875 00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,376 I'm OK. 876 00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:07,853 But why didn't you tell the HOA to have someone 877 00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:09,170 else run the Snowman Tableau? 878 00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:09,546 Uh. 879 00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:10,547 No. 880 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:11,631 It must've slip mind. 881 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:12,173 Fell through the cracks, I guess. 882 00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:13,133 Uh-huh. 883 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:14,634 Well, they've assigned it to me. 884 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:15,736 And they also want me to decorate the house and bake 885 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,012 cookies. 886 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,805 That sounds like a perfect Christmas. 887 00:27:18,847 --> 00:27:20,390 Yeah, maybe in some alternate universe 888 00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:22,809 where I wasn't ditched by my parents for the Sunshine State. 889 00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:24,185 Oh, come on, honey. 890 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,621 It sounds so harsh when you say it like that. 891 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:26,855 Well, how do you think I feel? 892 00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:28,440 I feel like I'm in Home Alone 4... 893 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:29,607 Stuck in the Suburbs. 894 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,151 Don't be so dramatic. 895 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:33,028 I'm sorry about the decorating. 896 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:35,196 But you did say you wanted to bake cookies. 897 00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:37,824 No, I said I wanted to eat cookies a lot of them. 898 00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:39,576 Then make extra. 899 00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:42,871 Please, Emily, at least try to get a baseline of decorations 900 00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:44,205 up at the house. 901 00:27:44,247 --> 00:27:45,874 Our family has a reputation to uphold. 902 00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:47,334 All right, fine. 903 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:48,251 I'll do it. 904 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:49,711 I'll do my best for you guys. 905 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,254 There's my girl. 906 00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:52,898 All right, I'm just a little worried that my best 907 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:53,715 is not going to be up to par. 908 00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:55,050 Don't worry. 909 00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:55,717 Neither is your father's golf score. 910 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:56,468 Ooh. 911 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:57,886 I told you. 912 00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:58,511 I will turn it around on the back nine. 913 00:27:58,553 --> 00:27:59,596 Sure you will. 914 00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:00,472 That's what you said yesterday. 915 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:01,389 We agreed, no put down. 916 00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:02,182 You guys, I need help. 917 00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:02,849 Remember? 918 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:03,892 Me, help, please. 919 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,352 There's a checklist on my desk. 920 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:07,020 That should get you right on track. 921 00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:07,896 Have fun, honey. 922 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:08,730 Don't you dare go first. 923 00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:09,647 Goodbye. 924 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:10,523 I am the wolf, still. 925 00:28:10,565 --> 00:28:11,399 Wolf "schmolf." 926 00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:12,441 Come on. 927 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:15,779 Oh, goodness. 928 00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:18,531 Oh, it's the one in Vienna. 929 00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:21,368 I love this guy. 930 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:31,920 Hold up. 931 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,505 Is this another warning? 932 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,048 No, absolutely not. 933 00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:36,591 It's not a warning. 934 00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:37,717 That's a full-on citation. 935 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:38,843 For what? 936 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:40,112 Violation of the nutcracker code. 937 00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:42,263 It's in your handbook, section 1-5904. 938 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:43,181 Oh, yeah. 939 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:45,058 I must have skimmed that part. 940 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,018 Every front porch must have a nutcracker 941 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,020 by December 19th, which was yesterday. 942 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:50,939 And I'm giving you a bit of wiggle room here. 943 00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:52,375 And I don't want to say it's getting ridiculous. 944 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,168 OK, I didn't even know about the nutcracker code. 945 00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:57,487 It's in your handbook. 946 00:28:57,529 --> 00:28:58,780 One second. 947 00:28:58,822 --> 00:28:59,781 I'll wait. 948 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,200 Yeah, just a sec. 949 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,874 Are we good? 950 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:16,297 It is illegal to rip up a citation. 951 00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:18,675 Also, your nutcracker needs to be 36 inches from shoe 952 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:19,718 to chapeau. 953 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:20,677 Oh, from shoe to chapeau. 954 00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:21,821 Is that in the handbook too? 955 00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:24,806 No, it's my own little flourish. 956 00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:26,266 OK. 957 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,143 So what is the penalty for these citations? 958 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:30,270 That's up to the HOA president. Me. 959 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:31,980 And should be proportional to the offense. 960 00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:33,398 So what do I get for no nutcracker? 961 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,108 Well, that's known as a fix-it ticket. 962 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:37,318 And you get a taller nutcracker, and I will personally 963 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,486 tear that up. 964 00:29:38,528 --> 00:29:39,839 And what about the one that I ripped up? 965 00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:41,489 About two hours community service. 966 00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:43,217 You can start by helping Mary Louise and Bob with their lawn 967 00:29:43,241 --> 00:29:44,241 display. 968 00:29:47,078 --> 00:29:48,078 Hey there, Bob. 969 00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:52,584 OK. 970 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,085 All righty then. 971 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:05,472 So what was wrong with this spot for Dasher and Dancer? 972 00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:06,348 Oh, nothing. 973 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:07,891 I just wanted a second opinion. 974 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,309 Oh, OK. 975 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:10,828 Well, would it be all right if I maybe 976 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:12,663 take down the rest of the reindeer in the meantime? 977 00:30:12,687 --> 00:30:15,124 Well, if Dasher and Dancer move, everything's going to change. 978 00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:15,899 Oh, excellent point. 979 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:16,524 Well... 980 00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:17,650 OK. 981 00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,194 The cookies are in the oven. 982 00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:21,112 And where were we, Bob? 983 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,364 Oh, Dasher and Dancer. 984 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:25,617 Oh, OK, honey, a little to the right. 985 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:26,701 OK. 986 00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:28,036 OK, and a little forward. 987 00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:30,372 Yeah, and then a little to the right. 988 00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:31,247 Yeah. 989 00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:32,499 And now to the left. 990 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:33,583 OK. 991 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:34,501 To the left, to the left. 992 00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:35,752 Oh, boy. 993 00:30:35,794 --> 00:30:36,711 To the left. 994 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,546 Sorry, just a sec. 995 00:30:38,588 --> 00:30:39,798 Whoa. 996 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:41,383 What do you think, Bob? 997 00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:43,385 About what? 998 00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:45,220 Pfft, pfft. 999 00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:50,016 Well, what do you think? 1000 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,977 Oh, it's perfect. 1001 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:53,978 Thank you. 1002 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,397 Aww, happy to help. 1003 00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:56,898 Really? 1004 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:58,959 Oh, I thought Jared cited you with community service. 1005 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,610 True but you know what? 1006 00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:01,319 It was a pleasure. 1007 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,071 We'll thank Jared later. 1008 00:31:03,113 --> 00:31:04,322 He's an architect, you know. 1009 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:05,824 That has been mentioned, yes. 1010 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:07,617 Mm-hmm. 1011 00:31:07,659 --> 00:31:09,178 And you let us know if you need any help with your decorations. 1012 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,036 Do you know what? 1013 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,663 I have a question. 1014 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:12,932 Did my parents were really not put up any decorations? 1015 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,082 Well, as a matter of fact... 1016 00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:16,751 Bob doesn't remember, do you, Bob? 1017 00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:18,753 Um, yeah, she's right. 1018 00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:19,921 I don't remember. 1019 00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:21,047 Neither of us do. 1020 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,340 OK, all right. 1021 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:23,776 Well, I got to go bake some cookies. 1022 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,636 So see you later. 1023 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,098 Stop mentioning Jared. 1024 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:33,643 You're going to jinx it. 1025 00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:36,229 I can't believe we have less than two hours to finish these. 1026 00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,440 I should have started this before you guys came over. 1027 00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:40,984 Oh, what is it now? 1028 00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:41,943 Go on. 1029 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:42,527 We can mix the batter. 1030 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:44,029 OK. 1031 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:44,988 The sugar is right there in the medium canister. 1032 00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:46,114 Got it. 1033 00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:47,073 Ready to make some cookies? 1034 00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:48,115 Yep. 1035 00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:52,162 Pamela, what's up? 1036 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,376 I was wondering when you'd like to meet 1037 00:31:58,418 --> 00:31:59,878 to plan the snowman parade. 1038 00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,129 Right. 1039 00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:03,089 How about later tonight? 1040 00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:05,759 No, no. 1041 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,887 I never plan anything after the cookie contest. 1042 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:09,763 Oh, OK. 1043 00:32:09,804 --> 00:32:11,389 Why not? 1044 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:13,117 If I lose, I will be in no condition to do anything. 1045 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:14,285 Good for you for being honest. 1046 00:32:14,309 --> 00:32:15,352 But I've never lost. 1047 00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:16,269 Right, no, of course. 1048 00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:18,605 OK, so if you win... 1049 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:19,814 If. 1050 00:32:19,856 --> 00:32:20,774 If I win? 1051 00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:21,608 Sorry, sorry, sorry, no. 1052 00:32:21,649 --> 00:32:22,233 I mean, when... 1053 00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:23,568 OK, don't jinx me. 1054 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:23,985 Right. 1055 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:24,778 Shh. 1056 00:32:24,819 --> 00:32:25,362 Just... but I... 1057 00:32:25,403 --> 00:32:26,154 Please. 1058 00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:26,654 I was just going to... 1059 00:32:26,696 --> 00:32:28,031 Mmm. 1060 00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:29,342 How about when the whole thing's over? 1061 00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:31,493 We'll just check in with each other, right? 1062 00:32:31,534 --> 00:32:33,453 And we'll see if you're in a happy place. 1063 00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:36,206 And if you are, then we can meet up. 1064 00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:39,084 How does that sound? 1065 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:41,127 That's fine. 1066 00:32:41,169 --> 00:32:43,672 OK, Whoo, good. 1067 00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:44,798 OK, I'll see you there. 1068 00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:45,839 Great. 1069 00:32:48,218 --> 00:32:49,844 Your nutcracker's too short! 1070 00:32:49,886 --> 00:32:50,886 I'm aware. 1071 00:32:53,723 --> 00:32:55,684 So what are you going to do after the holiday? 1072 00:32:55,725 --> 00:32:57,352 I don't know. 1073 00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:58,871 I'll probably just camp out here until I find a place. 1074 00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:01,064 I'm sure my parents would love having me around. 1075 00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:03,942 Mm, well, so would a certain HOA president. 1076 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:04,859 What? 1077 00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:05,610 Oh, give me a break. 1078 00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:07,320 What? 1079 00:33:07,362 --> 00:33:08,547 I saw the way he was looking at you at the tree lighting. 1080 00:33:08,571 --> 00:33:09,030 What? 1081 00:33:09,072 --> 00:33:10,490 Come on. 1082 00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,867 Like you were the only woman on Evergreen Lane. 1083 00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:13,909 She's right. 1084 00:33:14,202 --> 00:33:16,204 I noticed it too. 1085 00:33:16,246 --> 00:33:19,040 Well, I didn't even know you were listening. 1086 00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:21,167 She is always listening. 1087 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:34,472 I'm out of my league. 1088 00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:36,325 How could it was going to be "The Great British Bake Off"? 1089 00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:38,018 It's always this crazy. 1090 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,328 These folks don't understand the meaning of the word amateur. 1091 00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:40,395 Well, don't feel bad. 1092 00:33:40,437 --> 00:33:43,982 I am sure that these hold up. 1093 00:33:44,024 --> 00:33:44,858 Yuck. 1094 00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:46,234 Nicole. 1095 00:33:46,276 --> 00:33:48,820 I'm sure that it's fine. 1096 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:50,405 Mm. 1097 00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:55,452 Are you sure it was sugar from the medium cannister? 1098 00:33:55,493 --> 00:33:59,414 My mom doesn't label the jars. 1099 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:00,749 Is that a Salt Lake specialty? 1100 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:03,585 Aha. 1101 00:34:04,794 --> 00:34:06,588 The classic. 1102 00:34:06,629 --> 00:34:08,590 Did you know that English shortbread 1103 00:34:08,631 --> 00:34:11,551 is the forerunner of the modern American sugar cookie? 1104 00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:13,303 Yeah, there's another school that 1105 00:34:13,345 --> 00:34:17,849 says it goes back to Mesopotamia, 2000 years ago. 1106 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:19,851 But I am not of that school. 1107 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:23,271 This was originally formulated in Sussex 1108 00:34:23,313 --> 00:34:25,273 by the chef de cuisine of the Archduke of... 1109 00:34:25,315 --> 00:34:26,941 Sorry, are you allergic to nuts? 1110 00:34:26,983 --> 00:34:27,609 No. 1111 00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:27,984 Milk? 1112 00:34:28,026 --> 00:34:28,693 No. 1113 00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:29,110 Shellfish? 1114 00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:30,111 No. 1115 00:34:30,153 --> 00:34:30,945 What are you allergic to? 1116 00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:31,780 Sulfites. 1117 00:34:31,821 --> 00:34:33,406 Bummer. 1118 00:34:33,448 --> 00:34:35,367 Sulfites were the secret ingredient. 1119 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:36,493 And a lot of salt. 1120 00:34:36,534 --> 00:34:37,660 Nicole. 1121 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:43,375 Oh. 1122 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:44,751 Mom, can I have a real cookie? 1123 00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:46,002 Yes, please do. 1124 00:34:46,044 --> 00:34:47,337 You should. 1125 00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:49,381 Mm, divine. 1126 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:50,715 Can I have a bite? 1127 00:34:50,757 --> 00:34:53,176 Thank you. 1128 00:35:04,187 --> 00:35:08,066 OK, you've all brought your A-game, but the votes are in. 1129 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:11,361 And I know it was hard to choose a favorite from among so 1130 00:35:11,403 --> 00:35:13,029 many glorious recipes. 1131 00:35:13,071 --> 00:35:15,907 But we do have to crown a winner for this year's Christmas 1132 00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:17,075 Cookie Contest. 1133 00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:18,368 Ring-a-ding-ding, baby. 1134 00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:21,413 It's game time. 1135 00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:24,374 Third place goes to Ned Broadhead. 1136 00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:25,416 Yeah, me! 1137 00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:27,127 Oh, me! 1138 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:27,961 Oh! 1139 00:35:28,003 --> 00:35:29,587 I did it. 1140 00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:30,171 Yes. 1141 00:35:30,213 --> 00:35:31,423 I did it. 1142 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:31,923 The third place, that seems right. 1143 00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:33,258 Third. 1144 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:35,093 Spicy gingersnaps were a first for me. 1145 00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:36,428 What was the secret ingredient? 1146 00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:38,513 Nepalese ghost peppers, baby. 1147 00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:39,931 That'd do it. 1148 00:35:39,973 --> 00:35:41,975 All right, second place. 1149 00:35:42,017 --> 00:35:44,144 We never want second. 1150 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:46,062 Missy Cartwright... 1151 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,567 for her sumptuous and rich egg nog truffles. 1152 00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:54,612 But the winner, first place, once again 1153 00:35:54,654 --> 00:35:59,242 for her perfect pecan stockings is Pamela Bevans. 1154 00:36:01,077 --> 00:36:03,413 Oh, thank you. 1155 00:36:03,455 --> 00:36:07,375 Oh, my god. 1156 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,461 Oh. 1157 00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:11,212 Would you like to say a few words? 1158 00:36:11,254 --> 00:36:13,298 Me... I... 1159 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,467 Oh. 1160 00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:17,469 Let's keep hydrated, shall we? 1161 00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:20,638 OK, thanks for coming, everyone. 1162 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,224 I hope you saved some Christmas cookies for Santa, 1163 00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:25,852 because he'll be here in six days! 1164 00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:26,894 Yes. 1165 00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:32,150 Sorry. 1166 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:34,110 Ah! 1167 00:36:35,278 --> 00:36:36,438 Never see anything like that. 1168 00:36:36,988 --> 00:36:37,364 Oh, you should look. 1169 00:36:37,405 --> 00:36:38,239 Oh, wow. 1170 00:36:38,281 --> 00:36:39,366 Oh, wow. 1171 00:36:39,407 --> 00:36:40,033 I never stood a chance, did I? 1172 00:36:40,075 --> 00:36:41,493 No. 1173 00:36:41,534 --> 00:36:44,245 Whoa, hi... Pamela, hi. 1174 00:36:44,287 --> 00:36:45,163 Congratulations. 1175 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:46,539 Thank you. 1176 00:36:46,581 --> 00:36:48,375 I am now prepared to confirm our planning 1177 00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:49,459 meeting for later today. 1178 00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:50,835 Oh, good. 1179 00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:52,063 Are you sure you're OK though, because you 1180 00:36:52,087 --> 00:36:53,463 seemed kind of emotional. 1181 00:36:53,505 --> 00:36:54,940 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1182 00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:57,133 Besides, victory gives me purpose. 1183 00:36:57,175 --> 00:36:58,343 OK, then. 1184 00:36:58,385 --> 00:36:59,469 All right, how about... 1185 00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:00,804 I don't know. 1186 00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:02,389 What time works for you this evening. 1187 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,283 Well, I feel it's best to take advantage of the daylight 1188 00:37:04,307 --> 00:37:05,558 hours. 1189 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,619 We don't want to appear like a couple 1190 00:37:06,643 --> 00:37:08,269 of lackadaisical Leslies, do we? 1191 00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:09,562 Oh, quite the contrary. 1192 00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:11,189 You know, I had some Christmas stuff, 1193 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:13,191 that I was going to do Christmas activities. 1194 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:17,028 But why don't we say around 4:00? 1195 00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:21,783 OK, I'll put around 4:00 in my calendar. 1196 00:37:21,825 --> 00:37:23,868 Helen, we're leaving. 1197 00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:25,120 Yes, Mom. 1198 00:37:25,161 --> 00:37:27,706 No, mommy's got to be somewhere around 4:00. 1199 00:37:27,747 --> 00:37:29,082 Why does she make me so nervous? 1200 00:37:29,124 --> 00:37:31,209 Because she's a bona fide ice queen. 1201 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:33,503 Elsa's got nothing on her. 1202 00:37:34,921 --> 00:37:36,256 Hey, Em. 1203 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:37,525 I was wondering if I could talk to you in private. 1204 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:38,508 Sure. 1205 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:39,926 Yeah, I'll go find Nicole. 1206 00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:43,971 Oh, boy. 1207 00:37:44,472 --> 00:37:45,849 Oh, no. 1208 00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:47,368 I'm not really sure how to tell you this, 1209 00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:49,161 but it seems like you've caused quite a scuttlebutt. 1210 00:37:49,185 --> 00:37:50,061 A scuttlebutt. 1211 00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:50,854 Mm-hmm. 1212 00:37:50,895 --> 00:37:51,730 What kind of scuttlebutt? 1213 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:53,440 A little scuttlebutt. 1214 00:37:53,481 --> 00:37:55,751 You see, the thing is... it's like after the Christmas tree 1215 00:37:55,775 --> 00:37:58,820 lighting and then the cookie contest, visitors that 1216 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:02,782 are outside the lane, they've been a little disappointed 1217 00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:04,117 at your lack of decorations. 1218 00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:05,243 Outside the lane? 1219 00:38:05,285 --> 00:38:05,910 Mm. 1220 00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:06,327 Really? 1221 00:38:06,369 --> 00:38:07,370 Mm-hmm. 1222 00:38:07,412 --> 00:38:09,039 Fine. 1223 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:09,914 You know what? 1224 00:38:09,956 --> 00:38:10,540 I don't want to be a sore thumb. 1225 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:12,083 Mm-mm. 1226 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,084 And I promised my parents I would do the minimum. 1227 00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:14,836 So when can you start? 1228 00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:16,397 As soon as I can get the bins off the shelves in the garage. 1229 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:17,464 That's all it takes? 1230 00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:20,467 Yeah. 1231 00:38:20,508 --> 00:38:22,469 Attention, all available units. 1232 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:25,430 Rendezvous at Melrose Manor, stat. 1233 00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:27,474 Operation Deck the Halls is a go. 1234 00:38:27,515 --> 00:38:28,641 Over. 1235 00:38:28,683 --> 00:38:30,643 What is happening? 1236 00:38:33,146 --> 00:38:35,982 Hey, hey, hey. 1237 00:38:36,024 --> 00:38:37,400 Ho, ho, ho. 1238 00:38:37,442 --> 00:38:42,822 Deck the halls with boughs of holly. 1239 00:38:42,864 --> 00:38:48,203 Fa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. 1240 00:38:48,244 --> 00:38:53,166 'Tis the season to be jolly. 1241 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:54,542 Light them up. 1242 00:38:54,584 --> 00:38:59,339 Fa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. 1243 00:38:59,381 --> 00:39:02,634 Don we now our gay apparel. 1244 00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:06,638 Snow flakes, they're heavy. 1245 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,890 The bells are ringing. 1246 00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:10,558 I don't see any smiles here. 1247 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,352 We're working, but we're having fun. 1248 00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:13,687 What is going on here? 1249 00:39:13,728 --> 00:39:15,730 This is classic storage configuration. 1250 00:39:15,772 --> 00:39:19,401 We'll have you sorted out in no time. 1251 00:39:19,442 --> 00:39:20,443 Nice. 1252 00:39:20,485 --> 00:39:21,319 Last one. 1253 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:22,612 Great job. 1254 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:23,446 I got it. 1255 00:39:23,488 --> 00:39:24,155 I got it. 1256 00:39:24,197 --> 00:39:25,490 Oh. 1257 00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:26,282 It's the nutcracker. 1258 00:39:26,324 --> 00:39:27,617 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1259 00:39:27,659 --> 00:39:28,201 Thank you. 1260 00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:29,536 Oh. 1261 00:39:29,577 --> 00:39:31,329 One of the best in the neighborhood. 1262 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:33,206 Oh. 1263 00:39:33,248 --> 00:39:34,290 He's coming with me. 1264 00:39:34,332 --> 00:39:35,332 La-la-la-la. 1265 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:42,215 That looks great. 1266 00:39:42,257 --> 00:39:43,299 Thank you so much. 1267 00:39:43,341 --> 00:39:44,676 That looks beautiful. 1268 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:47,637 Hey, hey, hey. 1269 00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:50,223 Ho, ho, ho. 1270 00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:52,225 Hey, hey, hey. 1271 00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:54,686 Ho, ho, ho. 1272 00:39:54,728 --> 00:40:00,900 I think this should bring me up to code. 1273 00:40:00,942 --> 00:40:03,194 We'll see about that. 1274 00:40:03,236 --> 00:40:04,236 Go ahead. 1275 00:40:08,658 --> 00:40:09,909 42 inches. 1276 00:40:09,951 --> 00:40:10,744 Someone's been reading their handbook. 1277 00:40:10,785 --> 00:40:11,870 Well, not exactly. 1278 00:40:11,911 --> 00:40:13,191 But it does make a good doorstop. 1279 00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:18,710 Care to do the honors? 1280 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:29,054 Nice work. 1281 00:40:29,095 --> 00:40:30,764 You too. 1282 00:40:30,805 --> 00:40:33,808 You three. 1283 00:40:33,850 --> 00:40:35,685 This was amazing. 1284 00:40:35,727 --> 00:40:36,853 Thank you so much, everyone. 1285 00:40:36,895 --> 00:40:38,271 Now all you need is a lawn display. 1286 00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:42,484 You know, I have an extremely rare taxidermy set 1287 00:40:42,525 --> 00:40:44,778 of nine adult reindeer. 1288 00:40:44,819 --> 00:40:46,488 They're beautiful. 1289 00:40:46,529 --> 00:40:49,532 You just say the word, and I will just wrangle those puppies 1290 00:40:49,574 --> 00:40:51,618 out of that parking garage A-S-A-P. 1291 00:40:51,659 --> 00:40:53,995 Well, as lovely as that sounds, I 1292 00:40:54,037 --> 00:40:56,956 think you've really done enough already. 1293 00:40:56,998 --> 00:40:57,499 What? 1294 00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:59,125 Oh, no, no, no. 1295 00:40:59,167 --> 00:41:01,145 I am so grateful for your help, really so grateful. 1296 00:41:01,169 --> 00:41:05,382 It's just I kind of need to decompress. 1297 00:41:05,423 --> 00:41:06,383 That was a lot. 1298 00:41:06,424 --> 00:41:08,009 You sure? 1299 00:41:08,051 --> 00:41:09,344 Second wind here. 1300 00:41:09,386 --> 00:41:10,428 No. 1301 00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:11,388 I'm totally sure. 1302 00:41:11,429 --> 00:41:13,431 You know how to find us. 1303 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:15,767 Yes, I do. 1304 00:41:15,809 --> 00:41:18,728 This is just incredible, really. 1305 00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:21,398 You know, it just reminds me of exactly what it 1306 00:41:21,439 --> 00:41:22,541 looked like when I was little. 1307 00:41:22,565 --> 00:41:23,858 You know what? 1308 00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:25,443 I'd love to have you all inside, and I 1309 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:27,821 can make you a cup of cocoa as a token of I appreciation. 1310 00:41:30,907 --> 00:41:32,117 What just happened? 1311 00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:33,660 I think it's a Christmas miracle. 1312 00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:35,412 I'll take you up on that cocoa. 1313 00:41:35,453 --> 00:41:38,623 But the people just... 1314 00:41:38,665 --> 00:41:39,374 Looks great. 1315 00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:42,043 Kind of strange. 1316 00:41:42,085 --> 00:41:45,463 Santa, I am your father. 1317 00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:46,631 Got the hot cocoa. 1318 00:41:49,551 --> 00:41:51,678 Oh, great. 1319 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,138 Hey, that was really fun. 1320 00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:54,490 Thank you for getting everyone to help out. 1321 00:41:54,514 --> 00:41:55,390 Oh, yeah. 1322 00:41:55,432 --> 00:41:56,307 Are you kidding me? 1323 00:41:56,349 --> 00:41:57,183 They wanted to do this. 1324 00:41:57,225 --> 00:41:58,327 Yeah, I got to chill out there. 1325 00:41:58,351 --> 00:41:59,519 Yeah, yeah. 1326 00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:00,520 It sure is freezing. 1327 00:42:00,562 --> 00:42:01,771 I'm going to come join you. 1328 00:42:03,732 --> 00:42:04,733 Oh, man. 1329 00:42:04,774 --> 00:42:06,484 Oh. 1330 00:42:06,526 --> 00:42:08,671 You know, I always thought my parents were just so pushy, 1331 00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:10,572 making everyone follow all of these rules 1332 00:42:10,613 --> 00:42:12,282 and do all of these activities. 1333 00:42:12,323 --> 00:42:16,327 But I'm starting to realize I think people always wanted to. 1334 00:42:16,369 --> 00:42:18,788 They live for this. 1335 00:42:18,830 --> 00:42:21,458 Like, think about how many lives your parents 1336 00:42:21,499 --> 00:42:24,627 changed by giving them these amazing memories all 1337 00:42:24,669 --> 00:42:25,462 these years. 1338 00:42:25,503 --> 00:42:26,755 Yeah. 1339 00:42:26,796 --> 00:42:28,065 Speaking of which, do you still have 1340 00:42:28,089 --> 00:42:30,383 those old Polaroids from me and you together 1341 00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:31,444 at the Christmas carnival? 1342 00:42:31,468 --> 00:42:32,969 Oh, they have to be here somewhere. 1343 00:42:33,011 --> 00:42:34,363 My parents threw everything out that 1344 00:42:34,387 --> 00:42:36,348 was old unless it was Christmas-related. 1345 00:42:36,389 --> 00:42:37,682 Right. 1346 00:42:37,724 --> 00:42:39,559 But I bet they're stored away somewhere. 1347 00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:40,685 OK. 1348 00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:41,807 I'll have to look for them. 1349 00:42:41,853 --> 00:42:42,853 Yeah. 1350 00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:46,608 I've gotten pretty close with your parents 1351 00:42:46,649 --> 00:42:48,276 since I moved back here. 1352 00:42:48,318 --> 00:42:51,613 And you know what they talk about more than anything else? 1353 00:42:51,654 --> 00:42:52,781 Easy, Christmas. 1354 00:42:52,822 --> 00:42:56,576 No, it's... it's you. 1355 00:42:56,618 --> 00:42:58,411 Every time I see them it's... 1356 00:42:58,453 --> 00:43:01,081 Oh, did you see that new article that Emily edited 1357 00:43:01,122 --> 00:43:02,832 for that amazing magazine. 1358 00:43:02,874 --> 00:43:05,502 Or, oh, Emily took us this fantastic restaurant. 1359 00:43:05,543 --> 00:43:07,045 Or she's taking kickboxing now. 1360 00:43:07,087 --> 00:43:08,046 And she's a blue belt... 1361 00:43:08,088 --> 00:43:09,714 Purple belt. Purple belt. 1362 00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:11,299 Hm? 1363 00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:12,258 And they really shouldn't have told you that. 1364 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,134 That is my secret superpower. 1365 00:43:13,176 --> 00:43:14,176 Mm. 1366 00:43:15,428 --> 00:43:17,722 Well, that's just the angel on top of the Christmas tree. 1367 00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:18,765 I know all the dirt. 1368 00:43:18,807 --> 00:43:20,141 Really? 1369 00:43:20,183 --> 00:43:21,369 For instance, your favorite sandwich 1370 00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:23,603 is a frozen peanut butter and jelly. 1371 00:43:23,645 --> 00:43:24,479 That's gross. 1372 00:43:24,521 --> 00:43:25,980 You have to try it. 1373 00:43:26,022 --> 00:43:27,982 No, you are afraid of basements but not attics. 1374 00:43:28,024 --> 00:43:30,318 I have my reasons. 1375 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,444 OK. 1376 00:43:31,486 --> 00:43:34,155 You are shamelessly, unapologetically 1377 00:43:34,197 --> 00:43:37,659 in love with Nickelback. 1378 00:43:37,701 --> 00:43:39,452 Chad Kroeger was my everything. 1379 00:43:39,494 --> 00:43:43,248 I mean, that hair. 1380 00:43:43,289 --> 00:43:44,207 Oh, you good? 1381 00:43:44,249 --> 00:43:44,791 Yeah. 1382 00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:45,542 Did I lose you? 1383 00:43:45,583 --> 00:43:46,876 No, I'm good. 1384 00:43:46,918 --> 00:43:47,711 But this has gotten a little strange. 1385 00:43:47,752 --> 00:43:48,753 Yeah, a little bit. 1386 00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:50,422 You kind of know a lot about me. 1387 00:43:50,463 --> 00:43:50,755 Well, your parents go on and on and on and on about you. 1388 00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:52,132 So... 1389 00:43:52,173 --> 00:43:53,133 Honestly, they go on and on about you, 1390 00:43:53,174 --> 00:43:54,009 the whole neighborhood does. 1391 00:43:54,050 --> 00:43:56,136 Well, that's nice, yeah. 1392 00:43:56,177 --> 00:43:59,764 When I moved here, they did welcome me with arms wide open. 1393 00:43:59,806 --> 00:44:00,682 That's Creed. 1394 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:01,724 You would know. 1395 00:44:05,812 --> 00:44:06,396 Oh. 1396 00:44:06,438 --> 00:44:07,689 Oh. 1397 00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:08,857 Oh, no. 1398 00:44:08,898 --> 00:44:09,774 I can't stay here. 1399 00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:10,817 Yeah, I'm on fire, so... 1400 00:44:10,859 --> 00:44:11,609 No, no. 1401 00:44:11,651 --> 00:44:13,111 I have to go. 1402 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:13,778 I totally forgot about my meeting with Pamela. 1403 00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:14,738 Oh, oh, go. 1404 00:44:14,779 --> 00:44:15,905 I'll let myself out. 1405 00:44:15,947 --> 00:44:16,698 Really? 1406 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:17,282 Are you sure? 1407 00:44:17,323 --> 00:44:17,824 Yeah. 1408 00:44:17,866 --> 00:44:18,950 I'm sorry. 1409 00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:19,617 But I'll see you soon, right? 1410 00:44:19,659 --> 00:44:20,368 Absolutely. 1411 00:44:20,410 --> 00:44:20,910 Well, hope so. 1412 00:44:20,952 --> 00:44:21,786 Great then. 1413 00:44:21,828 --> 00:44:23,246 Yeah, soon, soon. 1414 00:44:23,288 --> 00:44:29,586 Ooh, sorry about that. 1415 00:44:39,637 --> 00:44:40,638 Pamela, hi. 1416 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,140 I am so sorry. 1417 00:44:42,182 --> 00:44:44,062 I was decorating the house with Santa's helpers. 1418 00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:45,685 And I just lost track of time. 1419 00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:46,603 Hm, I'll say. 1420 00:44:46,644 --> 00:44:47,812 It's 5:23. 1421 00:44:47,854 --> 00:44:48,480 I know. 1422 00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:49,147 I'm sorry. 1423 00:44:49,189 --> 00:44:50,315 We agreed on 4:00. 1424 00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:52,067 We did say around 4:00. 1425 00:44:52,108 --> 00:44:53,943 Is 5:23 around 4:00? 1426 00:44:53,985 --> 00:44:56,780 Well, it's better than 6:23, isn't it? 1427 00:44:56,821 --> 00:44:58,907 Is this the lady that made you fill up the swear jar? 1428 00:44:58,948 --> 00:45:00,158 Oh. 1429 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,910 You know what, sweetie? 1430 00:45:01,951 --> 00:45:03,929 Why don't you just go on inside and play with your dolls, OK? 1431 00:45:03,953 --> 00:45:05,497 I brought my dad's checklist. 1432 00:45:08,249 --> 00:45:10,293 He used this checklist for the event for years. 1433 00:45:10,335 --> 00:45:11,711 Then you already have a roadmap. 1434 00:45:11,753 --> 00:45:12,671 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1435 00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:14,047 It's just that... 1436 00:45:14,089 --> 00:45:15,191 I don't know if you could see this part. 1437 00:45:15,215 --> 00:45:16,591 It's 3 feet long. 1438 00:45:16,633 --> 00:45:17,884 Yeah. 1439 00:45:17,926 --> 00:45:19,278 But I really think we could do it all 1440 00:45:19,302 --> 00:45:21,072 if we just like divvy it up and do this together. 1441 00:45:21,096 --> 00:45:21,971 You know what? 1442 00:45:22,013 --> 00:45:23,598 That is a great idea. 1443 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,267 How about you do everything on the list, and then you 1444 00:45:26,309 --> 00:45:27,435 tell me when you're done? 1445 00:45:27,477 --> 00:45:28,186 OK. 1446 00:45:28,228 --> 00:45:28,937 You're still mad. 1447 00:45:28,978 --> 00:45:29,771 I can tell. 1448 00:45:29,813 --> 00:45:31,690 I am so, so sorry. 1449 00:45:31,731 --> 00:45:34,025 But the entire neighborhood, they all came out. 1450 00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:35,461 The neighborhood came out to help me, 1451 00:45:35,485 --> 00:45:37,487 and I just got carried away. 1452 00:45:37,529 --> 00:45:39,989 I was carried away with the Christmas spirit, you know? 1453 00:45:40,031 --> 00:45:41,116 OK, nice try. 1454 00:45:41,157 --> 00:45:43,034 But... I'll make it up to you. 1455 00:45:43,076 --> 00:45:43,827 How? 1456 00:45:43,868 --> 00:45:45,203 I don't know. 1457 00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:46,246 Do you have any ideas? 1458 00:45:46,287 --> 00:45:49,040 Actually, yes. 1459 00:45:49,082 --> 00:45:51,042 You've got tiny, dexterous hands. 1460 00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:52,084 Come on in. 1461 00:45:57,048 --> 00:45:58,800 I need you with your cute, little, baby 1462 00:45:58,842 --> 00:46:01,136 hands to thread popcorn. 1463 00:46:01,177 --> 00:46:03,471 Oh, my... that's a lot of popcorn. 1464 00:46:04,973 --> 00:46:06,200 Yeah, I need the hot glue stockings for my daughter's 1465 00:46:06,224 --> 00:46:07,892 girl scout troop. 1466 00:46:07,934 --> 00:46:11,271 We can go over the list while you thread all that popcorn. 1467 00:46:11,312 --> 00:46:12,647 Don't move a muscle. 1468 00:46:12,689 --> 00:46:16,151 I'll be right back with my hot glue gun. 1469 00:46:16,192 --> 00:46:17,277 Don't eat it! 1470 00:46:22,365 --> 00:46:24,242 OK, you know, if I'm being completely honest, 1471 00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:26,786 I've always wanted to take a crack at your dad's list. 1472 00:46:26,828 --> 00:46:29,706 I've just always admired his organizational skills. 1473 00:46:29,748 --> 00:46:30,999 Look at this. 1474 00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:32,792 OK, "get required permit from HOA." 1475 00:46:32,834 --> 00:46:33,668 We can do that. 1476 00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:35,211 You know what? 1477 00:46:35,253 --> 00:46:36,355 I'm going to talk to Oscar Parcell about the parking. 1478 00:46:36,379 --> 00:46:37,797 He likes to be courted, you know? 1479 00:46:37,839 --> 00:46:38,882 Oh, OK. 1480 00:46:38,923 --> 00:46:39,632 I'll bring over my cookies. 1481 00:46:39,674 --> 00:46:41,343 He'll be great. 1482 00:46:41,384 --> 00:46:42,862 OK, "pick up extra gloves from community donation center." 1483 00:46:42,886 --> 00:46:43,678 We can do that. 1484 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:44,137 Ow! 1485 00:46:44,179 --> 00:46:44,804 Stop. 1486 00:46:44,846 --> 00:46:45,388 Don't. 1487 00:46:45,430 --> 00:46:46,014 Stop. 1488 00:46:46,056 --> 00:46:46,931 Go through it. 1489 00:46:46,973 --> 00:46:47,515 Push through the pain. 1490 00:46:47,557 --> 00:46:48,557 Sorry. 1491 00:46:53,938 --> 00:46:54,856 Good morning. 1492 00:46:54,898 --> 00:46:56,649 Look who's right on time. 1493 00:46:56,691 --> 00:46:57,525 How are you feeling? 1494 00:46:57,567 --> 00:46:58,735 You know what? 1495 00:46:58,777 --> 00:47:00,379 I woke up with a bit of a crick in my neck. 1496 00:47:00,403 --> 00:47:01,547 I think I must have slept wrong or something. 1497 00:47:01,571 --> 00:47:02,364 I think it's the way you were stringing 1498 00:47:02,405 --> 00:47:02,947 the popcorn last night. 1499 00:47:02,989 --> 00:47:03,865 Really? 1500 00:47:03,907 --> 00:47:05,367 What do you mean? 1501 00:47:05,408 --> 00:47:06,242 Correct posture and regular chiropractic adjustments 1502 00:47:06,284 --> 00:47:07,827 are a must. 1503 00:47:07,869 --> 00:47:09,079 I wrote my dissertation on it. 1504 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,622 Wait, you have a PhD? 1505 00:47:10,663 --> 00:47:11,206 Wow, in what? 1506 00:47:11,247 --> 00:47:12,247 Arts and crafts. 1507 00:47:14,751 --> 00:47:15,835 Hm. 1508 00:47:15,877 --> 00:47:17,379 With a minor in scrapbooking! 1509 00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:18,421 Wow. 1510 00:47:18,463 --> 00:47:19,464 Easy. 1511 00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:21,508 Now, don't you break on me. 1512 00:47:21,549 --> 00:47:22,801 I mean it. 1513 00:47:22,842 --> 00:47:24,469 There you go. 1514 00:47:24,511 --> 00:47:25,679 Ah. 1515 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:28,014 Oh, that is amazing. 1516 00:47:28,056 --> 00:47:29,641 And a few days late. 1517 00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:32,060 Perfection is worth the citation. 1518 00:47:32,102 --> 00:47:32,894 OK. 1519 00:47:32,936 --> 00:47:33,728 Good morning, Ned. 1520 00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:35,063 Good morning. 1521 00:47:35,105 --> 00:47:36,415 We're just going around the neighborhood, 1522 00:47:36,439 --> 00:47:38,000 trying to get donations for the Snowman Tableau. 1523 00:47:38,024 --> 00:47:38,983 Of course, of course. 1524 00:47:39,025 --> 00:47:41,069 Ah, what do you need? 1525 00:47:41,111 --> 00:47:42,404 Really anything. 1526 00:47:42,445 --> 00:47:45,448 Buttons, carrots, beanies, old clothing, 1527 00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:46,574 anything you can think of. 1528 00:47:46,616 --> 00:47:48,326 Oh, oh. 1529 00:47:48,368 --> 00:47:50,787 I've got 12 hazmat suits. 1530 00:47:50,829 --> 00:47:53,790 You can make a post-apocalyptic gang of snow people. 1531 00:47:53,832 --> 00:47:55,417 OK, you know what? 1532 00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:57,544 Just get us a few carrots and an old beanie net, OK? 1533 00:47:57,585 --> 00:47:58,628 Your loss. 1534 00:47:58,670 --> 00:47:59,689 You don't know what you're missing. 1535 00:47:59,713 --> 00:48:00,713 Yeah, I do. 1536 00:48:03,341 --> 00:48:04,217 OK, you know what? 1537 00:48:04,259 --> 00:48:05,176 That's just dangerous. 1538 00:48:05,218 --> 00:48:06,928 How? 1539 00:48:06,970 --> 00:48:08,280 Well, some poor kid is going to get his tongue stuck on that. 1540 00:48:08,304 --> 00:48:09,431 Why would he be licking it? 1541 00:48:09,472 --> 00:48:10,390 I don't know what... 1542 00:48:10,432 --> 00:48:11,975 I don't know how kids think. 1543 00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:15,854 They like to lick stuff and eat stuff off the floor. 1544 00:48:15,895 --> 00:48:16,604 Is that coal? 1545 00:48:16,646 --> 00:48:17,355 Yep. 1546 00:48:17,397 --> 00:48:18,606 Do you actually burn it? 1547 00:48:18,648 --> 00:48:20,233 No, I'm more of a green energy guy. 1548 00:48:20,275 --> 00:48:21,693 Then why do you have coal? 1549 00:48:21,735 --> 00:48:22,777 Stocking stuffers. 1550 00:48:22,819 --> 00:48:24,320 You mean like for the naughty kids. 1551 00:48:24,362 --> 00:48:26,156 Yeah, but I don't have the heart to put them 1552 00:48:26,197 --> 00:48:27,615 in anyone's stocking. 1553 00:48:27,657 --> 00:48:31,161 So I'm mainly just use them as snowman eyes. 1554 00:48:31,202 --> 00:48:32,620 And we wonder why we're single. 1555 00:48:32,662 --> 00:48:33,830 Bzzz. 1556 00:48:33,872 --> 00:48:34,414 OK, don't. 1557 00:48:34,456 --> 00:48:35,957 You know what? 1558 00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:37,459 Have you been on the naughty list? 1559 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,251 No, I've never been on a naughty list ever. 1560 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:39,127 Santa says otherwise. 1561 00:48:39,169 --> 00:48:40,170 He would never say... 1562 00:48:40,211 --> 00:48:40,837 Are you sure? 1563 00:48:40,879 --> 00:48:41,254 OK, stop it. 1564 00:48:41,296 --> 00:48:42,172 Not you. 1565 00:48:42,213 --> 00:48:43,213 She seems frustrated. 1566 00:48:43,882 --> 00:48:44,215 All right, you know what? 1567 00:48:44,257 --> 00:48:44,966 Fine. 1568 00:48:45,008 --> 00:48:45,967 We'll take it. 1569 00:48:46,009 --> 00:48:46,968 Just put it in the wagon! 1570 00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:47,594 Why is she yelling at me? 1571 00:48:47,635 --> 00:48:48,053 Stop that! 1572 00:48:48,094 --> 00:48:48,803 Bzzz. 1573 00:48:48,845 --> 00:48:49,387 She does a lot. 1574 00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:50,429 Don't do that! 1575 00:48:51,181 --> 00:48:51,973 So how long have you lived here? 1576 00:48:52,015 --> 00:48:52,974 Five years in November. 1577 00:48:53,016 --> 00:48:53,641 Where did you live before? 1578 00:48:53,683 --> 00:48:55,101 In Highland. 1579 00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:58,521 I would bring my daughter here every Christmas season. 1580 00:48:58,563 --> 00:49:00,815 It's her favorite thing to do. 1581 00:49:00,857 --> 00:49:03,443 My husband, he travels a lot for work and sometimes 1582 00:49:03,485 --> 00:49:04,903 during the holidays. 1583 00:49:04,944 --> 00:49:07,322 So we would come here to be part of a community. 1584 00:49:07,364 --> 00:49:09,491 I told Ned to cut these. 1585 00:49:09,532 --> 00:49:11,117 That's really sweet. 1586 00:49:11,159 --> 00:49:13,411 Is he traveling this holiday season? 1587 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:14,871 Yes and no. 1588 00:49:14,913 --> 00:49:16,331 What do you mean? 1589 00:49:16,373 --> 00:49:17,957 He had unexpected trip come up. 1590 00:49:17,999 --> 00:49:20,043 And before he could figure out his work schedule, 1591 00:49:20,085 --> 00:49:22,379 all the flights back to Salt Lake were booked solid. 1592 00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:24,214 It's the busiest time of the year, you know, 1593 00:49:24,255 --> 00:49:26,341 holidays and ski season. 1594 00:49:26,383 --> 00:49:27,735 So the earliest you can get back is 1595 00:49:27,759 --> 00:49:29,344 the afternoon of Christmas Day. 1596 00:49:29,386 --> 00:49:30,095 Oh, my goodness. 1597 00:49:30,136 --> 00:49:31,054 I'm so sorry. 1598 00:49:31,096 --> 00:49:33,765 Well, it is what it is. 1599 00:49:33,807 --> 00:49:35,517 And at least we've got Evergreen Lane. 1600 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,397 Hey, but... no, no, no. 1601 00:49:40,438 --> 00:49:41,356 No, no, no, no, no. 1602 00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:42,315 What are you doing? 1603 00:49:42,357 --> 00:49:44,567 Is that another citation? 1604 00:49:44,609 --> 00:49:45,151 No, no. 1605 00:49:45,193 --> 00:49:45,860 No citation. 1606 00:49:45,902 --> 00:49:47,153 Invitation. 1607 00:49:47,195 --> 00:49:48,029 It's my annual White Elephant Party. 1608 00:49:48,071 --> 00:49:49,239 Be warned. 1609 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,032 It can get pretty competitive. 1610 00:49:51,074 --> 00:49:53,535 A couple of years ago, the police had to come break it up. 1611 00:49:53,576 --> 00:49:56,204 Yeah, if Ned's there, just don't bring power tools. 1612 00:49:56,246 --> 00:49:59,332 It still gives me night terrors. 1613 00:49:59,374 --> 00:50:00,125 How are you doing? 1614 00:50:00,166 --> 00:50:01,835 Comes and goes. 1615 00:50:01,876 --> 00:50:03,461 You guys did great on the donations. 1616 00:50:03,503 --> 00:50:05,022 Yeah, people were really happy to help. 1617 00:50:05,046 --> 00:50:05,714 Yeah. 1618 00:50:05,755 --> 00:50:07,257 And it was nice. 1619 00:50:07,298 --> 00:50:09,551 Pamela and I had some really nice quality neighbor time. 1620 00:50:09,592 --> 00:50:11,052 Oh, actually, we're not neighbors. 1621 00:50:11,094 --> 00:50:12,053 It's your parents' house. 1622 00:50:12,095 --> 00:50:12,804 Oh, true. 1623 00:50:12,846 --> 00:50:13,471 Yeah. 1624 00:50:13,513 --> 00:50:14,347 But you know what? 1625 00:50:14,389 --> 00:50:15,265 I didn't hate it. 1626 00:50:15,306 --> 00:50:18,560 Oh, that's good, yeah. 1627 00:50:18,601 --> 00:50:20,228 So I'll just go through all the stuff 1628 00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:21,521 and organize it in the bins. 1629 00:50:21,563 --> 00:50:22,915 That way you can go be home with Helen. 1630 00:50:22,939 --> 00:50:23,690 That's really nice. 1631 00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:25,233 OK. 1632 00:50:25,275 --> 00:50:27,253 Please keep the carrots away from the hats and the mittens. 1633 00:50:27,277 --> 00:50:28,111 Absolutely. 1634 00:50:28,153 --> 00:50:28,903 That's a vegetable. 1635 00:50:28,945 --> 00:50:29,279 They're fabric. 1636 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:29,863 Oh, yes. 1637 00:50:29,904 --> 00:50:30,280 OK. 1638 00:50:30,321 --> 00:50:30,905 100%. 1639 00:50:30,947 --> 00:50:31,364 Oh. 1640 00:50:31,406 --> 00:50:32,032 Got it. 1641 00:50:32,073 --> 00:50:32,574 Great. 1642 00:50:32,615 --> 00:50:33,615 OK. 1643 00:50:36,286 --> 00:50:37,245 What a 180, huh? 1644 00:50:37,287 --> 00:50:38,955 Yeah, please don't jinx it. 1645 00:50:38,997 --> 00:50:40,457 Oh, no. 1646 00:50:40,498 --> 00:50:41,416 I didn't want to say this when she was around, 1647 00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:44,794 but there's your citation. 1648 00:50:44,836 --> 00:50:45,337 For what? 1649 00:50:45,378 --> 00:50:46,921 No lawn display. 1650 00:50:46,963 --> 00:50:48,858 I don't know if you noticed, but I was kind of busy 1651 00:50:48,882 --> 00:50:50,425 fulfilling my obligation to the HOA 1652 00:50:50,467 --> 00:50:52,302 by collecting things for the Snowman Tableau. 1653 00:50:52,344 --> 00:50:54,095 Actually, I did notice. 1654 00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:56,407 That's why the penalty's been reduced to mandatory attendance 1655 00:50:56,431 --> 00:50:57,766 to my White Elephant Party. 1656 00:50:57,807 --> 00:50:58,933 Oh, OK. 1657 00:50:58,975 --> 00:51:01,770 So it's a party I literally can't miss. 1658 00:51:01,811 --> 00:51:03,396 That's an excellent way of putting it. 1659 00:51:03,438 --> 00:51:04,522 Yes. 1660 00:51:08,193 --> 00:51:09,652 I'll help you. 1661 00:51:14,699 --> 00:51:16,201 Oh, honey, no, we don't have any. 1662 00:51:16,242 --> 00:51:18,286 If we kept all the lawn displays from every year, 1663 00:51:18,328 --> 00:51:20,538 we wouldn't have any room in the house for furniture. 1664 00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:22,457 So what did you do with them? 1665 00:51:22,499 --> 00:51:24,542 Your father donated them to charity. 1666 00:51:24,584 --> 00:51:26,044 And you bought new ones every year? 1667 00:51:26,086 --> 00:51:28,505 Yep, and we always had the best ones, didn't we? 1668 00:51:29,881 --> 00:51:31,108 Remember that 10-foot-tall polar bear? 1669 00:51:31,132 --> 00:51:32,342 Do I remember it? 1670 00:51:32,384 --> 00:51:33,402 That thing still gives me nightmares. 1671 00:51:33,426 --> 00:51:34,552 It was a classic. 1672 00:51:34,594 --> 00:51:35,428 Is that Jared? 1673 00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:36,429 Uh, yeah. 1674 00:51:36,471 --> 00:51:37,389 He's helping me out today. 1675 00:51:37,430 --> 00:51:39,057 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Melrose. 1676 00:51:39,099 --> 00:51:40,475 Ooh, hi, Jared. 1677 00:51:40,517 --> 00:51:41,810 Hey, Jared. 1678 00:51:41,851 --> 00:51:43,120 Oh, honey, they're hanging out together. 1679 00:51:43,144 --> 00:51:44,062 Yes. 1680 00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:44,729 Isn't that wonderful? 1681 00:51:44,771 --> 00:51:45,397 Lovely, just lovely. 1682 00:51:45,438 --> 00:51:46,189 Oh, Albert. 1683 00:51:46,231 --> 00:51:47,065 OK, thank you. 1684 00:51:47,107 --> 00:51:47,774 Thank you anyway. 1685 00:51:47,816 --> 00:51:48,525 We're going to go now. 1686 00:51:48,566 --> 00:51:49,067 Bye, sweetie. 1687 00:51:49,109 --> 00:51:50,109 Bye. 1688 00:51:50,276 --> 00:51:51,027 Have fun. 1689 00:51:51,069 --> 00:51:51,528 OK, turn it off. 1690 00:51:51,569 --> 00:51:52,570 It's off. 1691 00:51:52,612 --> 00:51:53,238 No, all the way off, Albert. 1692 00:51:53,279 --> 00:51:54,072 It is off. 1693 00:51:54,114 --> 00:51:54,614 It's still green. 1694 00:51:54,656 --> 00:51:55,573 Green is off. 1695 00:51:55,615 --> 00:51:57,242 Oh, honey, are you sure? 1696 00:51:57,283 --> 00:51:58,678 What if they can hear us? 'Cause last time they could hear us. 1697 00:51:58,702 --> 00:51:59,661 They can't hear us, because it's off. 1698 00:51:59,703 --> 00:52:00,453 Is that the teakettle boiling? 1699 00:52:00,495 --> 00:52:01,121 Did I make tea? 1700 00:52:01,162 --> 00:52:03,790 You did. 1701 00:52:03,832 --> 00:52:05,917 Emily, I still have all the lawn displays. 1702 00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:06,626 What? 1703 00:52:06,668 --> 00:52:07,544 Are you kidding me? 1704 00:52:07,585 --> 00:52:08,753 I can't part with those. 1705 00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:10,255 They're my most prized possessions. 1706 00:52:10,296 --> 00:52:11,673 So where are they? 1707 00:52:11,715 --> 00:52:12,984 In a storage locker just outside of town. 1708 00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:14,384 I'll text you the information. 1709 00:52:14,426 --> 00:52:16,428 The key is an empty shoe polish can 1710 00:52:16,469 --> 00:52:17,762 in the top drawer of my desk. 1711 00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:19,407 But whatever you do, don't tell your mother. 1712 00:52:19,431 --> 00:52:20,598 OK, no, no. 1713 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,350 Don't worry. 1714 00:52:22,392 --> 00:52:25,186 You're very sweet and partially insane secret is safe with us. 1715 00:52:25,228 --> 00:52:26,312 Taking it to my grave, sir. 1716 00:52:26,354 --> 00:52:27,313 OK. 1717 00:52:27,355 --> 00:52:29,024 Take anything you want. 1718 00:52:29,065 --> 00:52:30,918 And if anyone asks, you found them at The Salvation Army. 1719 00:52:30,942 --> 00:52:31,609 Got it. 1720 00:52:31,651 --> 00:52:32,651 Who are you talking to? 1721 00:52:34,487 --> 00:52:36,239 Oh, and those are my parents. 1722 00:52:36,281 --> 00:52:37,281 Legends. 1723 00:52:45,206 --> 00:52:48,293 It's like an episode of "Hoarders," holiday edition. 1724 00:52:48,335 --> 00:52:49,336 It's like a dream. 1725 00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:54,632 You know, my dad said the lawn display was the crowning piece 1726 00:52:54,674 --> 00:52:55,800 of decoration. 1727 00:52:55,842 --> 00:52:57,469 It's got to be just right. 1728 00:52:57,510 --> 00:52:59,137 Anything inspire you? 1729 00:52:59,179 --> 00:53:00,805 Yeah, you know what? 1730 00:53:00,847 --> 00:53:02,932 Yes. 1731 00:53:02,974 --> 00:53:05,060 So this guy is Ned, obviously. 1732 00:53:05,101 --> 00:53:06,144 Of course. 1733 00:53:06,186 --> 00:53:08,063 And here we have Mary Louise and Bob. 1734 00:53:08,104 --> 00:53:09,272 Adorable. 1735 00:53:09,314 --> 00:53:12,275 And the elf is Pamela, always hard at work 1736 00:53:12,317 --> 00:53:13,818 and a little intense. 1737 00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:16,154 And then, here, I'm Rudolph, the new kid 1738 00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:18,323 on the block who's trying to figure everything out. 1739 00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:20,325 And where am I? 1740 00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:21,701 Give me that citation pad. 1741 00:53:26,289 --> 00:53:28,583 I'm Santa? 1742 00:53:28,625 --> 00:53:29,501 Of course, you are. 1743 00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:30,752 Who else would you be? 1744 00:53:30,794 --> 00:53:32,253 Do you know, when I was a little kid, 1745 00:53:32,295 --> 00:53:34,106 I actually wanted to be Santa Claus when I grew up? 1746 00:53:34,130 --> 00:53:35,590 Aww. 1747 00:53:35,632 --> 00:53:36,508 Were you just heartbroken when you found out 1748 00:53:36,549 --> 00:53:38,218 that wasn't possible? 1749 00:53:38,259 --> 00:53:39,862 No, I have studied and research the Santa Claus 1, 2, and 3. 1750 00:53:39,886 --> 00:53:42,305 I am convinced it is still possible. 1751 00:53:43,431 --> 00:53:45,517 Ho, ho, ho, everybody. 1752 00:53:45,558 --> 00:53:47,018 What happened here? 1753 00:53:47,060 --> 00:53:49,312 Did a Christmas comet land on your house? 1754 00:53:49,354 --> 00:53:52,273 Well, I guess you could say I got into the spirit a bit. 1755 00:53:52,315 --> 00:53:55,318 Yeah, this is Clark Griswold level decoration. 1756 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:56,462 Did you do this all by yourself? 1757 00:53:56,486 --> 00:53:57,404 Mm-hmm. 1758 00:53:57,445 --> 00:53:58,363 Jared helped. 1759 00:53:58,405 --> 00:53:59,698 Are you her boyfriend now? 1760 00:53:59,739 --> 00:54:02,117 Oh, um, no. 1761 00:54:02,158 --> 00:54:04,411 Do you want to be? 1762 00:54:04,452 --> 00:54:05,704 Nicole, we're just friends. 1763 00:54:05,745 --> 00:54:07,539 Yeah, friends. 1764 00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:10,208 That's what Hannah said when I asked her if she liked Jaden. 1765 00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:13,712 Then, Braxton saw them holding hands under the lunch table. 1766 00:54:13,753 --> 00:54:16,047 Have you guys held hands yet? 1767 00:54:16,089 --> 00:54:16,548 Nope. 1768 00:54:16,589 --> 00:54:17,215 Mm-mm. 1769 00:54:17,257 --> 00:54:17,590 Nope. 1770 00:54:17,632 --> 00:54:19,009 Mm-mm. 1771 00:54:19,050 --> 00:54:20,152 Don't let her make you feel uncomfortable. 1772 00:54:20,176 --> 00:54:21,553 We encourage her to speak her mind. 1773 00:54:21,594 --> 00:54:23,054 You see something, you say something. 1774 00:54:23,096 --> 00:54:25,098 OK, well, this isn't the airport, Kevin. 1775 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,142 I'm sorry. 1776 00:54:27,183 --> 00:54:28,577 You don't have to answer that if you don't want to. 1777 00:54:28,601 --> 00:54:29,686 We made you cookies. 1778 00:54:29,728 --> 00:54:31,271 We used sugar this time. 1779 00:54:31,312 --> 00:54:32,397 I hope you don't mind. 1780 00:54:32,439 --> 00:54:33,398 Oh, nice. 1781 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,733 Good call. 1782 00:54:34,774 --> 00:54:36,401 Well, we should head inside. 1783 00:54:36,443 --> 00:54:38,069 Do you want to join us? 1784 00:54:38,111 --> 00:54:40,089 Oh, yes, it's... see, it's against the HOA rules for me 1785 00:54:40,113 --> 00:54:42,574 to say no to cookies so yes. 1786 00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:43,615 OK. 1787 00:54:46,286 --> 00:54:47,286 Hello. 1788 00:54:50,749 --> 00:54:52,083 You know, Dasher and Dancer and... 1789 00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:52,625 Comet. 1790 00:54:52,667 --> 00:54:53,960 Prancer. 1791 00:54:54,002 --> 00:54:55,313 You're skipping literally the only one. 1792 00:54:55,337 --> 00:54:56,421 Dancer. 1793 00:54:56,463 --> 00:54:57,297 Gosh, I should've gotten that. 1794 00:54:57,339 --> 00:54:58,631 How did you did that? 1795 00:54:58,673 --> 00:54:59,984 All right, big guy, let's see what you got. 1796 00:55:00,008 --> 00:55:00,550 OK, uh... 1797 00:55:00,592 --> 00:55:01,593 Exhausting. 1798 00:55:01,634 --> 00:55:02,674 Oh, the Christmas Carlton! 1799 00:55:05,847 --> 00:55:07,515 My turn, finally. 1800 00:55:07,557 --> 00:55:08,933 Guys, ready for this? 1801 00:55:08,975 --> 00:55:09,851 Do you want the moon? 1802 00:55:09,893 --> 00:55:11,561 Just say the word. 1803 00:55:11,603 --> 00:55:12,955 I'll throw a lasso around it, and I'll pull it down. 1804 00:55:12,979 --> 00:55:14,397 Oh, oh, Bing Crosby. 1805 00:55:14,439 --> 00:55:15,357 Are you kidding? 1806 00:55:15,398 --> 00:55:16,775 OK, everyone. 1807 00:55:16,816 --> 00:55:19,652 Welcome to the annual Snowman Tableau. 1808 00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:22,321 Yeah! 1809 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,327 Pamela and I are so excited you could all make it. 1810 00:55:27,369 --> 00:55:30,413 And we cannot wait to see what awesome snow people you make. 1811 00:55:30,455 --> 00:55:33,875 So listen up, we have some carrot for noses, hats, 1812 00:55:33,917 --> 00:55:35,543 scarves, clothes, buttons. 1813 00:55:35,585 --> 00:55:36,628 Coal for eyes. 1814 00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:38,713 What kind of coal is it? 1815 00:55:38,755 --> 00:55:41,383 Uh, kind that comes from the ground? 1816 00:55:41,424 --> 00:55:42,634 No need to be childish. 1817 00:55:42,676 --> 00:55:43,861 All coal comes from the ground. 1818 00:55:43,885 --> 00:55:45,929 Is that anthracite or bituminous? 1819 00:55:45,970 --> 00:55:47,764 It's for snowman eyes, Ned. 1820 00:55:47,806 --> 00:55:48,824 Does it make a difference? 1821 00:55:48,848 --> 00:55:51,434 Well, maybe not to you. 1822 00:55:51,476 --> 00:55:55,480 Anywho, does anyone else have any questions? 1823 00:55:55,522 --> 00:55:56,231 No. 1824 00:55:56,272 --> 00:55:57,774 Yes, Ned. 1825 00:55:57,816 --> 00:56:00,151 Can we use rebar to ensure structural integrity? 1826 00:56:00,193 --> 00:56:01,778 Rebar? 1827 00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:03,154 Yeah. 1828 00:56:03,196 --> 00:56:05,323 Currently it is 41 degrees Fahrenheit, 1829 00:56:05,365 --> 00:56:06,366 5 degrees centigrade. 1830 00:56:06,408 --> 00:56:08,576 Without adequate internal support, 1831 00:56:08,618 --> 00:56:10,453 my design will not be able to... 1832 00:56:10,495 --> 00:56:11,121 You know what? 1833 00:56:11,162 --> 00:56:13,665 Go nuts. 1834 00:56:13,707 --> 00:56:15,583 All right, everybody, let the fun begin! 1835 00:56:15,625 --> 00:56:16,625 Yeah! 1836 00:56:19,838 --> 00:56:21,798 Candles burning low. 1837 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,884 Hanging mistletoe. 1838 00:56:24,926 --> 00:56:30,807 Lots of snow and ice everywhere we go. 1839 00:56:30,849 --> 00:56:36,730 Choir singing carols right outside my door. 1840 00:56:36,771 --> 00:56:39,399 All these things and more. 1841 00:56:39,441 --> 00:56:41,776 All these things and more. 1842 00:56:41,818 --> 00:56:45,196 That's what Christmas means to me, my love. 1843 00:56:45,238 --> 00:56:47,824 That's what Christmas means to me, my love. 1844 00:56:47,866 --> 00:56:49,909 Oh, about tonight's party, there is a dress code. 1845 00:56:49,951 --> 00:56:51,870 Oh, I brought everything I own when I moved out, 1846 00:56:51,911 --> 00:56:53,371 so I should be covered. 1847 00:56:53,413 --> 00:56:56,207 Is it formal or semi-formal or Christmas casual? 1848 00:56:56,249 --> 00:56:56,958 Ugly sweater. 1849 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,501 Oh, nice, classy. 1850 00:56:58,543 --> 00:57:01,004 Your parents always had the most hideous sweaters. 1851 00:57:01,046 --> 00:57:02,398 I have no idea where they got them. 1852 00:57:02,422 --> 00:57:05,550 Yeah, those were just their regular sweaters. 1853 00:57:08,470 --> 00:57:09,530 Do you know what this means? 1854 00:57:09,554 --> 00:57:10,638 What? 1855 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:11,598 Snowball fight. 1856 00:57:11,639 --> 00:57:12,849 Snowball fight? 1857 00:57:12,891 --> 00:57:14,184 Every man for himself. 1858 00:57:14,225 --> 00:57:14,893 No rules. 1859 00:57:14,934 --> 00:57:17,270 No mercy Oh. 1860 00:57:17,312 --> 00:57:17,812 Mm. 1861 00:57:17,854 --> 00:57:18,938 Fall back! 1862 00:57:18,980 --> 00:57:20,106 Fall back. 1863 00:57:20,148 --> 00:57:20,732 Regroup. 1864 00:57:20,774 --> 00:57:21,775 Fall back. 1865 00:57:21,816 --> 00:57:24,277 You will live to regret that! 1866 00:57:24,319 --> 00:57:27,155 Ned, I've been waiting all year for this. 1867 00:57:27,197 --> 00:57:29,657 I'm coming for you, sister. 1868 00:57:30,658 --> 00:57:31,993 Cheap shot. 1869 00:57:32,035 --> 00:57:32,994 Cheap shot. 1870 00:57:33,036 --> 00:57:35,538 Bob, return my Tupperware! 1871 00:57:35,580 --> 00:57:37,916 Come on. 1872 00:57:37,957 --> 00:57:38,875 Don't surrender. 1873 00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:41,920 Don't retreat. 1874 00:57:41,961 --> 00:57:43,755 I got one with your name on it. 1875 00:57:43,797 --> 00:57:46,591 This one's for you, Farnsworth. 1876 00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:48,051 Yeah! 1877 00:57:48,093 --> 00:57:51,054 That'll hurt in the morning. 1878 00:57:51,096 --> 00:57:52,931 I've got cat-like reflexes. 1879 00:57:52,972 --> 00:57:53,932 Hey, hey, hey. 1880 00:57:53,973 --> 00:57:54,973 Come here. 1881 00:57:59,521 --> 00:58:01,815 I came prepared. 1882 00:58:10,073 --> 00:58:11,282 A little much. 1883 00:58:14,744 --> 00:58:17,789 Ah, let's see. 1884 00:58:17,831 --> 00:58:19,541 Oh, just right. 1885 00:58:19,582 --> 00:58:20,582 Mm-hmm. 1886 00:58:55,493 --> 00:58:59,289 Hm. 1887 00:58:59,330 --> 00:59:00,330 Pamela? 1888 00:59:24,689 --> 00:59:26,066 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 1889 00:59:26,107 --> 00:59:27,400 Merry Christmas. 1890 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:28,985 Here. 1891 00:59:29,027 --> 00:59:30,528 Oh, thank you. 1892 00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:31,321 Watch this guy. 1893 00:59:31,363 --> 00:59:33,281 Hey, I only had two. 1894 00:59:36,701 --> 00:59:37,994 Is that what I think it is? 1895 00:59:38,036 --> 00:59:39,662 I have no idea how I found it but yes. 1896 00:59:41,915 --> 00:59:44,542 Oh, oh, this is very impressive. 1897 00:59:44,584 --> 00:59:45,627 This whole thing? 1898 00:59:45,669 --> 00:59:47,253 The internet's is a wonderful place. 1899 00:59:47,295 --> 00:59:48,922 I see you found your parents' stash. 1900 00:59:48,963 --> 00:59:51,383 Yes, it's a 1987 classic, I believe. 1901 00:59:51,424 --> 00:59:53,176 '87, a fine year indeed. 1902 00:59:53,218 --> 00:59:54,886 And this is for you. 1903 00:59:54,928 --> 00:59:56,304 This is amazing. 1904 00:59:56,346 --> 00:59:58,139 But what we really need to do is this. 1905 00:59:58,181 --> 00:59:59,015 Come here. 1906 00:59:59,057 --> 01:00:00,642 Ready? 1907 01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:01,893 OK, 1, 2, Santa. 1908 01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:06,564 All right, this will go perfectly right next 1909 01:00:06,606 --> 01:00:07,107 to the other one. 1910 01:00:07,148 --> 01:00:08,441 Come see. 1911 01:00:08,483 --> 01:00:10,068 I don't really share this with anyone, 1912 01:00:10,110 --> 01:00:14,614 but I've been thinking about installing a retractable roof 1913 01:00:14,656 --> 01:00:15,657 on my house. 1914 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:17,492 Why? 1915 01:00:17,534 --> 01:00:21,538 So I could plant a 60-foot old growth tree in my living room. 1916 01:00:21,579 --> 01:00:23,790 Ned, have you ever thought about therapy? 1917 01:00:23,832 --> 01:00:25,500 I've been in therapy for years. 1918 01:00:25,542 --> 01:00:29,129 Have you ever thought about getting a different therapist? 1919 01:00:29,170 --> 01:00:31,006 Look what I found. 1920 01:00:31,047 --> 01:00:32,841 There. 1921 01:00:32,882 --> 01:00:34,217 Almost a perfect recreation. 1922 01:00:34,259 --> 01:00:35,135 You still have it. 1923 01:00:35,176 --> 01:00:37,387 Yeah, I love that photo. 1924 01:00:37,429 --> 01:00:39,931 Ooh, it's almost singing time. 1925 01:00:43,435 --> 01:00:46,730 Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? 1926 01:00:46,771 --> 01:00:49,482 Ho, ho, ho, who would go? 1927 01:00:49,524 --> 01:00:52,777 Oh, up on the housetop, click, click, click. 1928 01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:56,197 Down to the chimney with good St. Nick. 1929 01:00:56,239 --> 01:01:01,453 Fall on your knees. 1930 01:01:01,494 --> 01:01:07,375 Oh, hear the angel's voices. 1931 01:01:07,417 --> 01:01:10,920 Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, 1932 01:01:10,962 --> 01:01:13,423 jingle all the way. 1933 01:01:13,465 --> 01:01:17,886 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh. 1934 01:01:17,927 --> 01:01:18,927 Hey. 1935 01:01:19,554 --> 01:01:20,096 Whoo-hoo! 1936 01:01:20,138 --> 01:01:21,931 Whoa, come on. 1937 01:01:21,973 --> 01:01:23,224 I'm so glad you found these. 1938 01:01:23,266 --> 01:01:24,517 That's you, Pam, right? 1939 01:01:24,559 --> 01:01:26,039 Yeah, that was during my poncho phase. 1940 01:01:26,978 --> 01:01:27,937 Whoo, you look on that one. 1941 01:01:27,979 --> 01:01:28,979 Oh. 1942 01:01:30,607 --> 01:01:33,818 You'd never know it, but Jared's actually very stressed out. 1943 01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:34,819 About what? 1944 01:01:34,861 --> 01:01:36,112 The Christmas carnival. 1945 01:01:36,154 --> 01:01:38,114 The Santa he booked had to cancel. 1946 01:01:38,156 --> 01:01:40,116 Apparently, he sprained his lap. 1947 01:01:40,158 --> 01:01:41,910 Oh, no. 1948 01:01:41,951 --> 01:01:43,286 Can he find a replacement? 1949 01:01:43,328 --> 01:01:44,913 No, it's three days until Christmas. 1950 01:01:44,954 --> 01:01:46,790 Everybody's booked. 1951 01:01:46,831 --> 01:01:48,667 He's already so busy with everything else. 1952 01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:50,418 I'm worried he's not going to find anyone. 1953 01:01:50,460 --> 01:01:52,253 Maybe I could help find someone. 1954 01:01:52,295 --> 01:01:53,797 That would be wonderful. 1955 01:01:53,838 --> 01:01:55,757 I'll tell him you'll take it off his plate. 1956 01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:57,759 He'll be so relieved. 1957 01:01:57,801 --> 01:01:58,885 Maybe Ned could do it. 1958 01:01:58,927 --> 01:02:02,013 My record is 2 minutes and 13 seconds. 1959 01:02:02,055 --> 01:02:04,140 Pain is all in the mind. 1960 01:02:06,643 --> 01:02:08,895 Keep thinking. 1961 01:02:08,937 --> 01:02:11,231 Ned, stop it. 1962 01:02:11,272 --> 01:02:12,107 Ooh. 1963 01:02:12,148 --> 01:02:12,941 All right, everyone. 1964 01:02:12,982 --> 01:02:13,775 It's time. 1965 01:02:13,817 --> 01:02:14,984 Oh, yes. 1966 01:02:15,026 --> 01:02:16,026 It is time. 1967 01:02:16,361 --> 01:02:17,862 It's time. 1968 01:02:17,904 --> 01:02:21,157 On your turn, you can either take a wrapped present. 1969 01:02:21,199 --> 01:02:23,326 Or you can steal from someone else. 1970 01:02:23,368 --> 01:02:25,120 But there's a twist. 1971 01:02:25,161 --> 01:02:26,830 Pay attention, Ned. 1972 01:02:26,871 --> 01:02:30,792 The lightning round, you have 10 seconds for one final swap. 1973 01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:31,751 Ready? 1974 01:02:31,793 --> 01:02:32,502 Who has number one? 1975 01:02:32,544 --> 01:02:33,253 I do. 1976 01:02:33,294 --> 01:02:34,294 Take it away, Mom. 1977 01:02:37,549 --> 01:02:39,300 OK. 1978 01:02:39,342 --> 01:02:40,635 I didn't want that one anyway. 1979 01:02:40,677 --> 01:02:41,677 Drum roll. 1980 01:02:46,307 --> 01:02:47,726 What is it? 1981 01:02:47,767 --> 01:02:50,186 It's a top-of-the-line condensation monitor. 1982 01:02:50,228 --> 01:02:51,563 Well, sorry, Belinda. 1983 01:02:51,604 --> 01:02:53,148 No one's trading you. 1984 01:02:53,189 --> 01:02:55,316 What's wrong with you people? 1985 01:02:59,988 --> 01:03:05,952 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. 1986 01:03:06,536 --> 01:03:07,454 Oh. 1987 01:03:07,495 --> 01:03:09,581 OK, don't get too attached. 1988 01:03:09,622 --> 01:03:12,959 Don't anybody think about trading this. 1989 01:03:13,001 --> 01:03:16,046 Oh, how fun it is to ride on a one horse 1990 01:03:16,087 --> 01:03:17,297 open sleigh. 1991 01:03:17,339 --> 01:03:18,798 Hey! 1992 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:22,927 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. 1993 01:03:22,969 --> 01:03:28,308 Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh. 1994 01:03:28,350 --> 01:03:30,894 Oh, yeah! 1995 01:04:02,967 --> 01:04:07,389 Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one horse 1996 01:04:07,430 --> 01:04:09,015 open sleigh! 1997 01:04:20,068 --> 01:04:21,695 Hey. 1998 01:04:21,736 --> 01:04:22,487 Hello. 1999 01:04:22,529 --> 01:04:23,655 How's checklist coming? 2000 01:04:23,697 --> 01:04:25,323 Hey. 2001 01:04:25,365 --> 01:04:27,134 Well, other than about a dozen boxes being empty, it's great. 2002 01:04:27,158 --> 01:04:29,452 Well, you can check the Santa box, because I found someone 2003 01:04:29,494 --> 01:04:30,829 to do it. 2004 01:04:30,870 --> 01:04:32,247 What? 2005 01:04:32,288 --> 01:04:33,248 Yeah, your mom said you were so stressed and asked 2006 01:04:33,289 --> 01:04:34,207 if I could help. 2007 01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:34,916 Why would do... she did? 2008 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,042 Yeah. 2009 01:04:36,084 --> 01:04:37,794 So it took a few hours, but I think I've 2010 01:04:37,836 --> 01:04:40,588 convinced Kevin to volunteer. 2011 01:04:40,630 --> 01:04:41,673 Who's Kevin? 2012 01:04:41,715 --> 01:04:43,800 Hello, Jessica's husband. 2013 01:04:43,842 --> 01:04:45,427 Now, I don't have a Santa suit. 2014 01:04:45,468 --> 01:04:47,345 But I'm thinking that Pam can help us. 2015 01:04:47,387 --> 01:04:49,014 The woman has a PhD in arts and crafts. 2016 01:04:49,055 --> 01:04:53,268 She can probably whip something up in an afternoon blindfolded. 2017 01:04:53,309 --> 01:04:55,770 She sure could for, yeah, Kevin. 2018 01:04:55,812 --> 01:04:59,357 Oh, I'll hold for applause. 2019 01:04:59,399 --> 01:05:02,402 Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a Santa on Christmas 2020 01:05:02,444 --> 01:05:03,069 Eve-eve? 2021 01:05:03,111 --> 01:05:04,029 Yeah. 2022 01:05:04,070 --> 01:05:05,321 Yeah. 2023 01:05:05,363 --> 01:05:06,281 It's like finding the actual Santa. 2024 01:05:06,322 --> 01:05:07,866 Yeah, thank you. 2025 01:05:07,907 --> 01:05:08,783 Thank you. 2026 01:05:08,825 --> 01:05:10,201 Well, you don't look happy. 2027 01:05:10,243 --> 01:05:11,202 I thought you'd be happy. 2028 01:05:11,244 --> 01:05:12,662 Yeah, I'm happy. 2029 01:05:12,704 --> 01:05:14,164 Don't I look happy? 2030 01:05:14,205 --> 01:05:15,808 No, you look like I put coal in your stocking. 2031 01:05:15,832 --> 01:05:17,542 Oh, oh, it's Christmas time. 2032 01:05:17,584 --> 01:05:18,835 Of course, I'm happy. 2033 01:05:18,877 --> 01:05:19,502 I'm just a little stressed right now. 2034 01:05:19,544 --> 01:05:20,503 My mom's right. 2035 01:05:20,545 --> 01:05:21,796 I have a lot on my plate. 2036 01:05:21,838 --> 01:05:25,216 But good luck with Kevin or Pam or Kevin. 2037 01:05:25,258 --> 01:05:26,258 Good luck. 2038 01:05:31,765 --> 01:05:32,724 Are you sure about this? 2039 01:05:32,766 --> 01:05:34,059 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 2040 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:35,977 I can make a Santa suit with my eyes shut. 2041 01:05:36,019 --> 01:05:37,604 See, I had a hunch you would say that. 2042 01:05:37,645 --> 01:05:39,397 Just get me his measurements, stem to stern. 2043 01:05:39,439 --> 01:05:42,317 In about 60 to 90 minutes, I'll have him looking exactly 2044 01:05:42,359 --> 01:05:43,544 like "Miracle on 34th Street." 2045 01:05:43,568 --> 01:05:44,986 Oh, you are a magician. 2046 01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:46,029 Thank you so much. 2047 01:05:46,071 --> 01:05:48,198 It's an advanced degree, not magic. 2048 01:05:48,239 --> 01:05:49,657 Right. 2049 01:05:49,699 --> 01:05:51,659 It sounds like you're having a wonderful time. 2050 01:05:51,701 --> 01:05:53,119 Honestly, I am. 2051 01:05:53,161 --> 01:05:54,430 Everyone's working so hard, but this time it 2052 01:05:54,454 --> 01:05:56,414 doesn't feel like work. 2053 01:05:56,456 --> 01:05:58,416 It's kind of magical. 2054 01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:01,336 I think I finally understand why you and dad made service 2055 01:06:01,378 --> 01:06:02,796 such a priority over the holidays. 2056 01:06:02,837 --> 01:06:04,464 Your father will be so glad to hear it. 2057 01:06:04,506 --> 01:06:06,091 He's in a Thai massage right now. 2058 01:06:06,132 --> 01:06:08,510 But he'll be so pleased to hear that. 2059 01:06:08,551 --> 01:06:10,011 Tell me, how's it going with Jared? 2060 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:11,096 I don't know, Mom. 2061 01:06:11,137 --> 01:06:13,973 I mean, he's such a special guy even 2062 01:06:14,015 --> 01:06:17,227 though he's extremely quirky and downright goofy 2063 01:06:17,268 --> 01:06:18,436 sometimes. 2064 01:06:18,478 --> 01:06:20,271 He's just so sweet. 2065 01:06:20,313 --> 01:06:21,940 He's so charming. 2066 01:06:21,981 --> 01:06:25,568 I meant how's it going with his HOA duties but go on. 2067 01:06:25,610 --> 01:06:26,444 Oh, oh, right. 2068 01:06:26,486 --> 01:06:27,946 No, no, no. 2069 01:06:27,987 --> 01:06:29,882 He's an excellent president, very good president. 2070 01:06:29,906 --> 01:06:31,616 Everyone is really happy with him. 2071 01:06:31,658 --> 01:06:32,927 I just wish he wasn't so stressed. 2072 01:06:32,951 --> 01:06:34,786 Uh-oh, what's he worried about? 2073 01:06:34,828 --> 01:06:37,038 Well, the Santa he hired canceled last minute, 2074 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,498 and he was too busy to deal with it. 2075 01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:40,625 So I took over. 2076 01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:43,837 And I don't think he really appreciated that. 2077 01:06:43,878 --> 01:06:45,088 Why not? 2078 01:06:45,130 --> 01:06:46,482 Well, when I told him I found someone to do it, 2079 01:06:46,506 --> 01:06:49,050 he acted kind of cold. 2080 01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:50,760 It's like I offended him or something. 2081 01:06:50,802 --> 01:06:52,512 Maybe because you did offend him. 2082 01:06:52,554 --> 01:06:53,471 What? 2083 01:06:53,513 --> 01:06:55,098 By trying to help? 2084 01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:57,159 By not asking the one person it would mean the most to, 2085 01:06:57,183 --> 01:06:57,851 sweetie. 2086 01:06:57,892 --> 01:07:01,646 Right, of course. 2087 01:07:01,688 --> 01:07:03,314 How did I not think of that, Mom? 2088 01:07:03,356 --> 01:07:06,276 I guess I've still got some of those mom skills lying around. 2089 01:07:06,317 --> 01:07:07,777 Mad mom skills. 2090 01:07:07,819 --> 01:07:08,737 All right, I got to go. 2091 01:07:08,778 --> 01:07:10,155 I have to go fix this. 2092 01:07:10,196 --> 01:07:11,239 Merry Christmas. 2093 01:07:11,281 --> 01:07:12,073 Merry Christmas. 2094 01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:13,324 Cannonball! 2095 01:07:13,366 --> 01:07:13,950 Oh. 2096 01:07:13,992 --> 01:07:15,368 Oh! 2097 01:07:37,307 --> 01:07:38,308 Hello. 2098 01:07:38,350 --> 01:07:39,351 No more "ho ho ho" chime? 2099 01:07:39,392 --> 01:07:40,352 I disconnected it. 2100 01:07:40,393 --> 01:07:41,311 How come? 2101 01:07:41,353 --> 01:07:45,440 Just wasn't feeling it. 2102 01:07:45,482 --> 01:07:49,486 Well, maybe this will help put you back in the spirit. 2103 01:07:49,527 --> 01:07:50,570 What's that? 2104 01:07:50,612 --> 01:07:51,780 It's a little nutcracker. 2105 01:07:56,576 --> 01:07:57,452 Still too small. 2106 01:07:57,494 --> 01:07:58,578 I know. 2107 01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:00,747 It's too small for your porch. 2108 01:08:00,789 --> 01:08:02,582 But it's not too small for your mantel. 2109 01:08:02,624 --> 01:08:05,543 And that right there has sentimental value. 2110 01:08:05,585 --> 01:08:06,503 Him? 2111 01:08:06,544 --> 01:08:07,087 Yes. 2112 01:08:07,128 --> 01:08:08,046 Mm. 2113 01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:09,589 That right there is the beginning 2114 01:08:09,631 --> 01:08:11,150 of how you got me into the Christmas spirit 2115 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:12,926 on Evergreen Lane. 2116 01:08:12,967 --> 01:08:14,219 Really? 2117 01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:16,680 Yes, and since then, I have had the best week. 2118 01:08:16,721 --> 01:08:20,100 And that's because of you. 2119 01:08:20,141 --> 01:08:22,727 You're so devoted to making everyone happy that I foolishly 2120 01:08:22,769 --> 01:08:24,312 assumed you were too busy to fulfill 2121 01:08:24,354 --> 01:08:27,524 your true calling this year. 2122 01:08:27,565 --> 01:08:28,959 What are you saying to me right now? 2123 01:08:28,983 --> 01:08:32,070 That I think you would make the best Santa ever. 2124 01:08:32,112 --> 01:08:34,239 And I am so sorry I didn't ask before. 2125 01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:36,032 But I'm here now. 2126 01:08:36,074 --> 01:08:39,160 Just a girl standing in front of a boy, 2127 01:08:39,202 --> 01:08:41,830 asking him to be the most perfect Santa Claus. 2128 01:08:41,871 --> 01:08:43,164 I thought you'd never ask. 2129 01:08:47,335 --> 01:08:48,253 So happy you're happy. 2130 01:08:48,294 --> 01:08:49,504 Thank you. 2131 01:08:49,546 --> 01:08:51,589 So we actually have to get to Pam, 2132 01:08:51,631 --> 01:08:53,049 so that we can give her your sizes. 2133 01:08:53,091 --> 01:08:53,425 OK. 2134 01:08:53,466 --> 01:08:54,259 OK. 2135 01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:55,300 Yay. 2136 01:09:00,265 --> 01:09:01,933 Kevin has short arms and tiny hands. 2137 01:09:01,975 --> 01:09:03,393 Well, it's not my fault. The suit 2138 01:09:03,435 --> 01:09:05,395 was constructed on the measurements I was given. 2139 01:09:05,437 --> 01:09:06,312 I know. 2140 01:09:06,354 --> 01:09:07,564 I am so sorry, Pamela. 2141 01:09:07,605 --> 01:09:08,833 We rushed over as soon as we could. 2142 01:09:08,857 --> 01:09:10,692 I didn't think you'd finish it so fast. 2143 01:09:10,734 --> 01:09:11,818 Hey, what can I say? 2144 01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:13,361 I was in the zone. 2145 01:09:13,403 --> 01:09:15,739 Well, do you think you could let it out a little? 2146 01:09:15,780 --> 01:09:16,948 Oh, sure. 2147 01:09:16,990 --> 01:09:18,199 It is a Santa suit after all. 2148 01:09:18,241 --> 01:09:20,660 I'll just magically add fabric to it! 2149 01:09:20,702 --> 01:09:21,804 No, no, no, no, sorry, sorry. 2150 01:09:21,828 --> 01:09:22,871 I was just brainstorming. 2151 01:09:22,912 --> 01:09:24,372 Ned has a spare Santa suit. 2152 01:09:24,414 --> 01:09:25,665 What'd you guys think? 2153 01:09:25,707 --> 01:09:27,059 Hey, it's no threat out of my bobbin. 2154 01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:28,501 Go. 2155 01:09:28,543 --> 01:09:29,294 Go! 2156 01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:30,003 Oh, sorry. 2157 01:09:30,045 --> 01:09:31,338 I have several actually. 2158 01:09:31,379 --> 01:09:33,340 You never know when one will come in handy. 2159 01:09:33,381 --> 01:09:34,716 Ah. 2160 01:09:34,758 --> 01:09:39,346 Yeah, here is the Barry Manilow Santa. 2161 01:09:39,387 --> 01:09:40,889 Beautiful. 2162 01:09:40,930 --> 01:09:46,478 This is the traditional Norwegian laplander Santa. 2163 01:09:46,519 --> 01:09:48,355 Darth Vader Santa, very popular. 2164 01:09:48,396 --> 01:09:51,524 OK, what about just a classic mall Santa? 2165 01:09:51,566 --> 01:09:52,609 If you must. 2166 01:09:55,653 --> 01:09:59,616 Ah, here we are. 2167 01:09:59,657 --> 01:10:00,658 Yes, yes. 2168 01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:02,243 You, sir, are a lifesaver. 2169 01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:04,120 Right. 2170 01:10:04,162 --> 01:10:06,456 Sign here and return in 48 hours. 2171 01:10:06,498 --> 01:10:07,707 I live across the street, Ned. 2172 01:10:07,749 --> 01:10:09,000 Right. 2173 01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:10,269 That's why I'm waiving the deposit. 2174 01:10:10,293 --> 01:10:11,086 How kind of you. 2175 01:10:11,127 --> 01:10:12,295 Sign for the boots as well. 2176 01:10:12,337 --> 01:10:14,339 Separate entry. 2177 01:10:14,381 --> 01:10:14,714 Here. 2178 01:10:14,756 --> 01:10:15,340 Grazie. 2179 01:10:15,382 --> 01:10:16,382 Oh. 2180 01:10:16,841 --> 01:10:18,468 Is it time? 2181 01:10:18,510 --> 01:10:19,177 It's time. 2182 01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:21,596 Time for what? 2183 01:10:21,638 --> 01:10:24,391 I hereby nominate Emily Melrose to be officially named 2184 01:10:24,432 --> 01:10:27,018 to team Kringle as one of Santa's helpers. 2185 01:10:27,060 --> 01:10:28,061 I second the nomination. 2186 01:10:28,103 --> 01:10:29,396 Put the motion to a vote. 2187 01:10:29,437 --> 01:10:30,313 All in favor say aye. 2188 01:10:30,355 --> 01:10:30,689 Aye. 2189 01:10:30,730 --> 01:10:31,690 Aye. 2190 01:10:31,731 --> 01:10:32,899 The motion has passed. 2191 01:10:32,941 --> 01:10:34,210 It is with great pride that I bestow 2192 01:10:34,234 --> 01:10:36,319 upon you, Emily Melrose, the great honor... 2193 01:10:36,361 --> 01:10:37,737 And responsibility. 2194 01:10:37,779 --> 01:10:39,382 And responsibility of officially becoming 2195 01:10:39,406 --> 01:10:40,406 one of Santa's helpers. 2196 01:10:44,077 --> 01:10:45,078 Huzzah! 2197 01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:45,495 Huzzah! 2198 01:10:45,537 --> 01:10:47,914 Huzzah! 2199 01:10:47,956 --> 01:10:50,166 This is not a toy. 2200 01:10:50,208 --> 01:10:52,043 You have a lot of ground to cover out there. 2201 01:10:52,085 --> 01:10:54,212 Keep in constant communicado, capiche? 2202 01:10:54,254 --> 01:10:55,338 Capiche. 2203 01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:57,590 Never leave a helper without a hand. 2204 01:10:57,632 --> 01:10:58,842 Congratulations. 2205 01:10:58,883 --> 01:11:00,635 Congratulations. 2206 01:11:00,677 --> 01:11:03,638 Attention, team Kringle, mount up! 2207 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:04,597 Yeah! 2208 01:11:04,639 --> 01:11:05,932 Let's move, move, move. 2209 01:11:05,974 --> 01:11:08,351 Watch out with the steps we sneak up on. 2210 01:11:08,393 --> 01:11:08,893 Yeah, let's go. 2211 01:11:08,935 --> 01:11:09,561 Let's go! 2212 01:11:09,602 --> 01:11:10,562 Let's go! 2213 01:11:10,603 --> 01:11:11,563 Get the lead out. 2214 01:11:11,604 --> 01:11:12,355 North Pole. 2215 01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:13,231 Christmas tree. 2216 01:11:13,273 --> 01:11:14,774 Move, move, move, move, move. 2217 01:11:14,816 --> 01:11:16,192 I'll take cinnamon buns. 2218 01:11:16,234 --> 01:11:17,318 Let's go! 2219 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:20,238 Are you OK? 2220 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:20,905 Got it. 2221 01:11:20,947 --> 01:11:22,657 Sure you got it. 2222 01:11:22,699 --> 01:11:25,243 All right. 2223 01:11:25,285 --> 01:11:25,827 I'm Dasher. 2224 01:11:25,869 --> 01:11:26,869 I'm Dancer. 2225 01:11:30,081 --> 01:11:30,999 Everything looks great. 2226 01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:32,083 Looks so great. 2227 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:33,626 Want to take it for a test spin? 2228 01:11:33,668 --> 01:11:34,878 Oh, come on. 2229 01:11:34,919 --> 01:11:35,754 It's just a chair. 2230 01:11:35,795 --> 01:11:38,131 It's not just a chair. 2231 01:11:38,173 --> 01:11:41,426 This is where reality is suspended, where children still 2232 01:11:41,468 --> 01:11:42,302 believe in magic. 2233 01:11:42,344 --> 01:11:44,554 Mm, then it's really special. 2234 01:11:44,596 --> 01:11:47,057 Yeah. 2235 01:11:47,098 --> 01:11:47,891 Let's give it a try. 2236 01:11:47,932 --> 01:11:48,932 Yeah. 2237 01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:56,149 You were made for this. 2238 01:11:56,191 --> 01:11:57,484 I hope I do it justice. 2239 01:11:57,525 --> 01:11:59,486 I'm sure you will. 2240 01:11:59,527 --> 01:12:02,405 Well, it's just beautiful. 2241 01:12:02,447 --> 01:12:04,449 Couldn't agree more. 2242 01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:08,453 All right, we have a busy day tomorrow. 2243 01:12:08,495 --> 01:12:10,497 So I should head home. 2244 01:12:10,538 --> 01:12:12,040 Oh, I caught that. 2245 01:12:12,082 --> 01:12:13,833 Caught what? 2246 01:12:13,875 --> 01:12:15,502 That right there was the first time 2247 01:12:15,543 --> 01:12:17,730 since you've been back that you refer to your parent's place 2248 01:12:17,754 --> 01:12:19,631 as home. 2249 01:12:19,673 --> 01:12:22,842 Huh, I guess I did. 2250 01:12:22,884 --> 01:12:24,386 Night. 2251 01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:25,427 Goodnight. 2252 01:12:35,063 --> 01:12:36,648 Oh, Pamela. 2253 01:12:36,690 --> 01:12:41,903 I am so sorry about the whole Santa suit debacle. 2254 01:12:41,945 --> 01:12:42,779 Are you OK? 2255 01:12:42,821 --> 01:12:45,198 No. 2256 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,450 So I just got off the phone with Alan. 2257 01:12:47,492 --> 01:12:49,703 Looks like there's a winter storm system moving 2258 01:12:49,744 --> 01:12:50,995 into the East Coast. 2259 01:12:51,037 --> 01:12:54,165 And it's supposed to hit on the 25th. 2260 01:12:54,207 --> 01:12:55,834 Good news is my nana in Pittsburgh 2261 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:57,419 will have a White Christmas. 2262 01:12:57,460 --> 01:13:02,173 Bad news is that his flight will most definitely be canceled. 2263 01:13:02,215 --> 01:13:07,012 And I have to tell Helen again that she's not going 2264 01:13:07,053 --> 01:13:10,015 to see her father on Christmas. 2265 01:13:10,056 --> 01:13:11,349 I'm so sorry. 2266 01:13:11,391 --> 01:13:13,018 It's fine. 2267 01:13:13,059 --> 01:13:14,894 That's why we have Evergreen Lane. 2268 01:13:14,936 --> 01:13:16,604 Please don't tell the others. 2269 01:13:16,646 --> 01:13:19,024 Last thing I want to do is dampen their spirits. 2270 01:13:19,065 --> 01:13:21,568 I won't say a word. 2271 01:13:21,609 --> 01:13:24,029 I really didn't want to be alone this Christmas. 2272 01:13:32,203 --> 01:13:34,581 Usually someone hugs you, hug them. 2273 01:13:38,585 --> 01:13:39,627 It's OK. 2274 01:13:48,386 --> 01:13:48,803 Hey. 2275 01:13:48,845 --> 01:13:50,764 Dan, hi. 2276 01:13:50,805 --> 01:13:54,059 Hi, hi, hi, it's me. 2277 01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:55,268 Listen, we need to talk. 2278 01:14:20,335 --> 01:14:21,628 Here you go, sweetheart. 2279 01:14:21,670 --> 01:14:22,837 Extra marshmallows. 2280 01:14:22,879 --> 01:14:24,047 Thank you. 2281 01:14:24,089 --> 01:14:25,149 What time should I take over, Mary? 2282 01:14:25,173 --> 01:14:26,049 1 o'clock. 2283 01:14:26,091 --> 01:14:27,425 OK, I'll be back then. 2284 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:28,843 Can we go see Santa now? 2285 01:14:28,885 --> 01:14:29,761 Yes, of course, honey. 2286 01:14:29,803 --> 01:14:30,595 Ooh, you know what? 2287 01:14:30,637 --> 01:14:31,304 Let's go now. 2288 01:14:31,346 --> 01:14:32,305 We'll beat the line. 2289 01:14:32,347 --> 01:14:33,848 Santa, we're coming for you! 2290 01:14:35,433 --> 01:14:37,036 Well, you really seem to be fitting in around here. 2291 01:14:37,060 --> 01:14:38,478 You know what? 2292 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:39,312 As strange as it seems, I think you're right. 2293 01:14:39,354 --> 01:14:40,730 I'm glad to hear it. 2294 01:14:40,772 --> 01:14:41,874 Does that mean you're thinking of moving back? 2295 01:14:41,898 --> 01:14:43,566 Oh, I don't know. 2296 01:14:43,608 --> 01:14:45,127 But if you hear of a place for rent, I'd take a look at it. 2297 01:14:45,151 --> 01:14:46,695 Ooh, I'll keep my ear to the ground. 2298 01:14:46,736 --> 01:14:48,714 I know one girl who'll be very happy to have you back. 2299 01:14:48,738 --> 01:14:50,657 It's so nice to be close to Nicole again. 2300 01:14:50,699 --> 01:14:51,574 I meant me. 2301 01:14:51,616 --> 01:14:52,616 Oh. 2302 01:14:53,743 --> 01:14:55,328 Thank you, London. 2303 01:14:55,370 --> 01:14:56,204 Merry Christmas to you. 2304 01:14:56,246 --> 01:14:57,789 Merry Christmas. 2305 01:14:57,831 --> 01:14:59,040 OK, Trixie. 2306 01:14:59,082 --> 01:15:00,125 Who do we have next? 2307 01:15:00,166 --> 01:15:02,460 Well, Santa, you remember Nicole. 2308 01:15:02,502 --> 01:15:04,379 Nicole, of course, Merry Christmas to you. 2309 01:15:04,421 --> 01:15:05,797 Do you want to sit in Santa's lap? 2310 01:15:05,839 --> 01:15:06,381 No, thank you. 2311 01:15:06,423 --> 01:15:07,423 Oh. 2312 01:15:07,590 --> 01:15:09,092 Oh, OK. 2313 01:15:09,134 --> 01:15:10,695 A little girl who knows what she wants, Santa loves that. 2314 01:15:10,719 --> 01:15:12,846 Why do you refer to yourself in the third person? 2315 01:15:12,887 --> 01:15:14,848 That's a great question. 2316 01:15:14,889 --> 01:15:17,225 Oh, a more important question is, have you 2317 01:15:17,267 --> 01:15:18,893 been naughty or nice? 2318 01:15:18,935 --> 01:15:19,811 A little bit of both. 2319 01:15:19,853 --> 01:15:20,854 Like everyone, right? 2320 01:15:20,895 --> 01:15:22,230 I suppose. 2321 01:15:22,272 --> 01:15:24,858 Look, I know you're not the real Santa. 2322 01:15:24,899 --> 01:15:26,317 It's OK. 2323 01:15:26,359 --> 01:15:28,278 We should pretend for all the grown-ups sake. 2324 01:15:28,319 --> 01:15:29,422 I'm picking up what you put down. 2325 01:15:29,446 --> 01:15:30,756 OK, what do you want for Christmas? 2326 01:15:30,780 --> 01:15:31,448 Two things. 2327 01:15:31,489 --> 01:15:33,033 Hit me. 2328 01:15:33,074 --> 01:15:36,202 I'd like some new furniture for my doll house, ideally Bauhuas 2329 01:15:36,244 --> 01:15:38,913 or Danish modern. 2330 01:15:38,955 --> 01:15:40,457 What else? 2331 01:15:40,498 --> 01:15:42,268 I'd like that handsome architect to take my Aunt 2332 01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:43,960 Emily on a date. 2333 01:15:44,002 --> 01:15:45,337 I told you. 2334 01:15:45,378 --> 01:15:46,421 She's always listening. 2335 01:15:46,463 --> 01:15:47,797 See? 2336 01:15:47,839 --> 01:15:49,567 That is what I call highly effective communication. 2337 01:15:49,591 --> 01:15:50,591 Uh-huh. 2338 01:15:51,593 --> 01:15:53,029 What makes you think you're Aunt Emily wants 2339 01:15:53,053 --> 01:15:55,013 that handsome architect to take her out on a date? 2340 01:15:55,055 --> 01:15:57,265 Well, she said she didn't like him, 2341 01:15:57,307 --> 01:15:59,225 but you know what that means. 2342 01:15:59,267 --> 01:16:00,226 Thanks for the tip, kiddo. 2343 01:16:00,268 --> 01:16:01,227 Merry Christmas. 2344 01:16:01,269 --> 01:16:03,438 You too. 2345 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:09,110 Oh, Trixie, who do we have next? 2346 01:16:09,152 --> 01:16:10,153 Trixie doesn't care. 2347 01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:14,491 Alan! 2348 01:16:14,532 --> 01:16:15,909 Pamela. 2349 01:16:21,706 --> 01:16:22,791 The storm. 2350 01:16:22,832 --> 01:16:23,583 How did you get here? 2351 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:24,626 None of that matters now. 2352 01:16:24,668 --> 01:16:25,543 We're together. 2353 01:16:25,585 --> 01:16:29,172 That's all that's important. 2354 01:16:29,214 --> 01:16:31,341 What's the story there? 2355 01:16:31,383 --> 01:16:32,383 Christmas miracle. 2356 01:16:37,347 --> 01:16:38,574 Don't stay out too late, you too. 2357 01:16:38,598 --> 01:16:40,183 We're waiting up for Santa. 2358 01:16:40,225 --> 01:16:41,726 I'm looking at my favorite star. 2359 01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:45,020 Oh. 2360 01:16:49,526 --> 01:16:51,486 Mom says I'm the official photographer this year. 2361 01:16:51,528 --> 01:16:53,154 And you are doing an excellent job. 2362 01:16:53,196 --> 01:16:54,196 Thanks, Emily. 2363 01:16:55,281 --> 01:16:58,326 Glory to the newborn king. 2364 01:17:04,124 --> 01:17:05,417 You're a true Melrose, Emily. 2365 01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:07,043 Your parents would be proud. 2366 01:17:07,085 --> 01:17:08,086 Merry Christmas. 2367 01:17:13,049 --> 01:17:14,092 How did you do it? 2368 01:17:14,134 --> 01:17:15,218 Do what? 2369 01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:16,540 There are no secrets from Santa. 2370 01:17:19,055 --> 01:17:21,516 How did you get Alan home in time for Christmas? 2371 01:17:21,558 --> 01:17:23,852 My ex-boyfriend happens to work for an airline. 2372 01:17:23,893 --> 01:17:27,564 So I called in a huge favor and got him on the last flight 2373 01:17:27,605 --> 01:17:28,565 before the storm hit. 2374 01:17:28,606 --> 01:17:29,691 Your ex? 2375 01:17:29,733 --> 01:17:30,525 Thought you said that guy was a jerk. 2376 01:17:30,567 --> 01:17:31,943 Oh, he is, totally. 2377 01:17:31,985 --> 01:17:33,778 Oh. 2378 01:17:33,820 --> 01:17:36,215 But even the biggest jerk is no match for the Christmas spirit. 2379 01:17:36,239 --> 01:17:37,907 That give me goosebumps. 2380 01:17:37,949 --> 01:17:38,700 Is that strange? 2381 01:17:38,742 --> 01:17:40,076 Coming from you? 2382 01:17:40,118 --> 01:17:41,118 No. 2383 01:17:42,746 --> 01:17:45,582 So how was it? 2384 01:17:45,623 --> 01:17:46,791 Greatest night of my life. 2385 01:17:46,833 --> 01:17:47,792 Aww. 2386 01:17:47,834 --> 01:17:48,877 And it's not over. 2387 01:17:48,918 --> 01:17:50,628 I have a lot of presents to deliver. 2388 01:17:50,670 --> 01:17:54,090 So in fact, do you know where I can pick up some... 2389 01:17:54,132 --> 01:17:55,550 It's Bauhaus doll furniture. 2390 01:17:55,592 --> 01:17:57,802 I feel like the elves could help with that probably. 2391 01:17:57,844 --> 01:18:00,555 That's a good idea. 2392 01:18:00,597 --> 01:18:02,057 I do have one more request though. 2393 01:18:02,098 --> 01:18:04,059 Yeah, what's that? 2394 01:18:04,100 --> 01:18:06,412 How would you feel about going on a date with an architect? 2395 01:18:06,436 --> 01:18:07,896 Oh, it depends. 2396 01:18:07,937 --> 01:18:08,730 Hm. 2397 01:18:08,772 --> 01:18:11,566 Is he handsome? 2398 01:18:11,608 --> 01:18:13,443 I know someone who has a framed photo of him. 2399 01:18:13,485 --> 01:18:15,070 I can show you tomorrow and you decide. 2400 01:18:15,111 --> 01:18:16,905 All right. 2401 01:18:16,946 --> 01:18:18,698 Walk me home? 2402 01:18:18,740 --> 01:18:20,367 I got to get back to the sleigh. 2403 01:18:20,408 --> 01:18:22,285 Reindeer are a handful this time of night. 2404 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:37,800 It's Christmas. 2405 01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:14,796 Merry Christmas, honey! 2406 01:19:14,838 --> 01:19:15,838 Surprise! 2407 01:19:16,172 --> 01:19:17,172 Mom? 2408 01:19:17,507 --> 01:19:19,092 What are you doing here? 2409 01:19:19,134 --> 01:19:21,302 Well, Florida was fun, but we couldn't be away 2410 01:19:21,344 --> 01:19:22,637 for the big day. 2411 01:19:22,679 --> 01:19:24,431 Oh, I am so happy to see both of you. 2412 01:19:24,472 --> 01:19:25,432 Oh. 2413 01:19:25,473 --> 01:19:26,474 The house looks terrific. 2414 01:19:26,516 --> 01:19:27,851 You did a great job outside. 2415 01:19:27,892 --> 01:19:30,353 Yes, the lawn display is very eclectic. 2416 01:19:30,395 --> 01:19:31,646 Thank you. 2417 01:19:31,688 --> 01:19:32,647 That's exactly what I was going for. 2418 01:19:32,689 --> 01:19:34,107 It's all very familiar somehow. 2419 01:19:34,149 --> 01:19:34,649 Really? 2420 01:19:34,691 --> 01:19:35,233 Hm? 2421 01:19:35,275 --> 01:19:36,484 I don't know. 2422 01:19:36,526 --> 01:19:37,837 Like father like daughter, I guess. 2423 01:19:37,861 --> 01:19:38,879 Did you remember to put the key to the storage 2424 01:19:38,903 --> 01:19:40,905 unit back in the shoe polish tin? 2425 01:19:40,947 --> 01:19:42,699 Wait, you knew? 2426 01:19:42,741 --> 01:19:45,660 I think it's funny how after all these years 2427 01:19:45,702 --> 01:19:47,829 you still think you can keep a secret from me. 2428 01:19:47,871 --> 01:19:49,247 Pfft. 2429 01:19:49,289 --> 01:19:50,248 How was your week, honey? 2430 01:19:50,290 --> 01:19:51,332 You know what? 2431 01:19:51,374 --> 01:19:51,833 It was exactly what I needed. 2432 01:19:51,875 --> 01:19:52,250 Really? 2433 01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:54,085 How so? 2434 01:19:54,127 --> 01:19:55,688 I just realized how amazing it is what you guys started here. 2435 01:19:55,712 --> 01:19:57,648 And I was so proud to be a part of it for one more 2436 01:19:57,672 --> 01:19:59,424 year, even if it was the last. 2437 01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:00,300 Is that it? 2438 01:20:00,342 --> 01:20:01,468 You're heading back? 2439 01:20:01,509 --> 01:20:02,969 I haven't decided yet. 2440 01:20:03,011 --> 01:20:04,947 But I am thinking about looking for a place in town. 2441 01:20:04,971 --> 01:20:07,557 I can work from anywhere, and I miss home. 2442 01:20:07,599 --> 01:20:09,726 That's the best news we've heard in a long time. 2443 01:20:09,768 --> 01:20:10,685 Indeed. 2444 01:20:10,727 --> 01:20:11,728 How about you guys? 2445 01:20:11,770 --> 01:20:13,063 Did you find a place in Florida? 2446 01:20:13,104 --> 01:20:14,373 The good news is we found a condo right next 2447 01:20:14,397 --> 01:20:15,815 to my brother's. 2448 01:20:15,857 --> 01:20:18,943 The bad news is their HOA holiday regulations 2449 01:20:18,985 --> 01:20:19,778 are a total mess. 2450 01:20:19,819 --> 01:20:20,528 Oh. 2451 01:20:20,570 --> 01:20:22,030 But don't you worry. 2452 01:20:22,072 --> 01:20:23,031 Your father and I are already drafting amendments. 2453 01:20:23,073 --> 01:20:24,324 Mm. 2454 01:20:24,366 --> 01:20:25,634 Gail and Albert Melrose, just saving 2455 01:20:25,658 --> 01:20:27,035 Christmas one suburb at a time. 2456 01:20:27,077 --> 01:20:28,077 Mm-hmm. 2457 01:20:28,411 --> 01:20:29,996 Mm. 2458 01:20:30,038 --> 01:20:31,849 And thank you so much for looking out for the place. 2459 01:20:31,873 --> 01:20:34,185 That was the best Christmas gift you could have ever given us. 2460 01:20:34,209 --> 01:20:39,381 And now we want to give you the best gift we can think of. 2461 01:20:39,422 --> 01:20:45,387 It's your keychain. 2462 01:20:45,428 --> 01:20:47,639 I don't get it. 2463 01:20:47,681 --> 01:20:51,309 Those are the keys to your new home on Evergreen Lane. 2464 01:20:55,689 --> 01:20:58,316 Oh, are you serious? 2465 01:20:58,358 --> 01:21:00,443 If you want the house, it's yours. 2466 01:21:00,485 --> 01:21:03,238 We can't imagine it any other way. 2467 01:21:03,279 --> 01:21:05,532 I... I mean, yes. 2468 01:21:05,573 --> 01:21:06,116 I mean, yes! 2469 01:21:06,157 --> 01:21:07,157 Oh. 2470 01:21:08,451 --> 01:21:09,786 Oh, I love you guys so much. 2471 01:21:09,828 --> 01:21:10,787 Merry Christmas, honey. 2472 01:21:10,829 --> 01:21:11,913 Merry Christmas, honey. 2473 01:21:11,955 --> 01:21:13,164 I love... 2474 01:21:13,206 --> 01:21:15,166 Joy to the world, the Lord has come. 2475 01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:16,584 Right on cue. 2476 01:21:16,626 --> 01:21:21,464 Let Earth receive her King. 2477 01:21:21,506 --> 01:21:26,678 Let every heart prepare him room. 2478 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:28,430 And heaven and nature sing. 2479 01:21:28,471 --> 01:21:29,431 Heaven and nature. 2480 01:21:29,472 --> 01:21:30,557 And heaven and naure sing. 2481 01:21:30,598 --> 01:21:31,808 And heaven and nature. 2482 01:21:31,850 --> 01:21:36,438 And heaven and heaven and nature sing. 2483 01:21:36,479 --> 01:21:37,519 Merry Christmas, everyone! 2484 01:21:38,648 --> 01:21:39,691 Merry Christmas. 2485 01:21:39,733 --> 01:21:41,234 We've got a big day ahead of us. 2486 01:21:41,276 --> 01:21:42,527 But come on in for some cocoa. 2487 01:21:42,569 --> 01:21:44,946 We wish you a Merry Christmas. 2488 01:21:44,988 --> 01:21:47,365 We wish you a Merry Christmas. 2489 01:21:47,407 --> 01:21:48,950 Merry Christmas. 2490 01:21:48,992 --> 01:21:51,119 We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. 2491 01:21:51,161 --> 01:21:51,828 Hi, Bob. 2492 01:21:51,870 --> 01:21:52,829 Oh, I'm not singing. 2493 01:21:52,871 --> 01:21:55,123 OK, you stopped me. 2494 01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:04,924 Barely 36. 2495 01:22:04,966 --> 01:22:07,927 Well, Merry Christmas to you too. 2496 01:22:07,969 --> 01:22:11,014 So you thinking about taking their offer? 2497 01:22:11,056 --> 01:22:13,224 Well, I mean, the house is amazing. 2498 01:22:13,266 --> 01:22:16,936 But kind of on the fence about the neighborhood. 2499 01:22:16,978 --> 01:22:18,855 Yeah, yes, a lot of characters. 2500 01:22:18,897 --> 01:22:20,523 Yeah, the HOA is very strict. 2501 01:22:20,565 --> 01:22:22,365 Well, if you get in good with their president, 2502 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,502 he might cut you some slack. 2503 01:22:23,526 --> 01:22:25,236 I highly doubt that. 2504 01:22:25,278 --> 01:22:27,405 I took an oath to protect this neighborhood. 2505 01:22:27,447 --> 01:22:28,490 And I'm going to honor it. 2506 01:22:28,531 --> 01:22:29,633 That just gave me goosebumps. 2507 01:22:29,657 --> 01:22:31,034 Is that strange? 2508 01:22:31,076 --> 01:22:32,077 Not at all. 2509 01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:38,291 You got a pen? 2510 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:40,251 Always. 2511 01:22:40,293 --> 01:22:43,505 I have a citation for you, Mr. President. 2512 01:22:43,546 --> 01:22:45,006 I'm sorry. 2513 01:22:45,048 --> 01:22:46,275 Is there some rule I broke that I'm unaware of? 2514 01:22:46,299 --> 01:22:48,218 It's my own little flourish. 2515 01:22:48,259 --> 01:22:49,552 That's not how that works. 2516 01:22:49,594 --> 01:22:52,222 Punishment isn't too bad. 2517 01:22:52,263 --> 01:22:53,598 I'll be the judge of that. 2518 01:22:53,640 --> 01:23:00,689 This, I think I can handle. 2519 01:23:15,787 --> 01:23:17,330 Merry Christmas. 2520 01:23:17,372 --> 01:23:19,332 Merry Christmas. 2521 01:23:21,876 --> 01:23:24,129 So in the end, Christmas didn't quite 2522 01:23:24,170 --> 01:23:27,882 turn out like I thought it would It was better. 2523 01:23:27,924 --> 01:23:30,552 And I know one new resident who has some ideas for next year's 2524 01:23:30,593 --> 01:23:32,303 celebration. 2525 01:23:32,345 --> 01:23:33,722 The countdown is on. 2526 01:23:33,763 --> 01:23:36,808 It's Christmas time, my dear. 2527 01:23:36,850 --> 01:23:38,852 You could feel it in the air. 2528 01:23:41,646 --> 01:23:46,443 Singing songs and spreading Christmas cheer. 2529 01:23:47,944 --> 01:23:50,613 Kissing under mistletoe. 2530 01:23:50,655 --> 01:23:51,698 Kissing. 2531 01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:53,616 Never want to let you go. 2532 01:23:53,658 --> 01:23:54,743 Never going to let you. 2533 01:23:54,784 --> 01:23:56,953 At least one thing is clear. 2534 01:23:56,995 --> 01:23:58,246 Ooh-ooh. 2535 01:23:58,288 --> 01:24:01,458 We can't wait to do it all again next year.