1 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:33,367 Yo, man, we outta here. 2 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:34,910 See you later. 3 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,495 BOY: See you later. 4 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,665 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 5 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,335 (CHUCKLING) 6 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,129 That ain't a party, man. 7 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:49,175 Yeah, that party tonight's gonna be slamming. 8 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:51,469 Yo, what you wearing? I don't know. 9 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:54,889 Better look good tonight, you know what I'm saying? 10 00:00:58,434 --> 00:00:59,602 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 11 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,145 That music is dead, yo. 12 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:02,897 Those guys sleeping or something? 13 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:05,941 Elevator music'll knock you out. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 14 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,820 Hey, man, I wouldn't be caught sleeping here, not this time of night. 15 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:11,280 Shh! Not around here. 16 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:14,200 Think we should wake them up, or what? 17 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:15,910 (TRAIN HORN BLOWING) 18 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,787 Shit, man! Shit! 19 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:22,124 The fuck's going on, man? 20 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,838 Don't touch it! 21 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,090 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 22 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,717 No, wait! Come on, man. Run! 23 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:48,359 ANNOUNCER: (ON RADIO) All news, all the time. This is WINS. 24 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:52,071 You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you the world. 25 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:54,865 MALE NEWSREADER: It's already 83 degrees in Central Park, 26 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:58,035 working its way up to a downtown high of 95. 27 00:01:58,327 --> 00:01:59,411 At the top of the news this morning, 28 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:00,704 racial tensions flare again, 29 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,289 this time in Williamsburg, 30 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,125 where two white, out-of-town businessmen 31 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,918 were gunned down outside a restaurant, 32 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,420 a racial slur spray-painted on their car, 33 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,297 in apparent retaliation for the murder 34 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,424 of a black youth last week in Greenpoint. 35 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,844 Police are said to be searching for two suspects. 36 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:17,096 Keep your radio tuned to 1010 WINS for updates. 37 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:19,265 1010 WINS, all news, 38 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:20,516 news whenever you need it, 39 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:24,311 because your whole world can change in 24 hours. 40 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:25,938 WINS news time, 7:00. 41 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:27,189 (TICKING) 42 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,817 (RINGING) 43 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,239 (STOPS RINGING) 44 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,416 (SNIFFS) 45 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,307 MARTHA: Nice pajamas, Henry. 46 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:02,641 (DOOR SLAMS) 47 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,605 (SIGHS) 48 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:11,150 Mad at me? 49 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,319 (SCOFFS) Why should I be mad? 50 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,905 Guy gets home from work at 4:00 in the morning. 51 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:17,448 Why would that make anyone mad? 52 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,413 Scale of one to 10. 53 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,042 4:00 a.m. in the morning! (CLATTERING) 54 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,669 That was about a seven. 55 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,763 (TV)Japanese automakers insist there's no way out... 56 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:43,641 Why don't you just pour battery acid down your throat, Henry? 57 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,477 No caffeine. 58 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:49,480 Well, Daily News kind of kicked your butt today, didn't it? 59 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,941 "Welcome to New York, you're dead." 60 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,651 Ah, they got that? Mmm-hmm. 61 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:57,112 How'd they get that? That happened out in Brooklyn at midnight. 62 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,156 I can't believe this. 63 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:00,532 Did Newsday... I don't wanna... 64 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,451 Did they... Did Newsday? Don't show me. 65 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,288 They got it. I don't wanna see the Post. 66 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,960 What do you guys have today? Oh! "No parking except for me." 67 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,003 Really, Henry. McDougal's gotta go after 68 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,421 the poor parking commissioner again? 69 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,422 Good shot, though, isn't it? 70 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:16,632 Oh! (CHUCKLING) 71 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,217 That's great art! 72 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:21,303 Look at that! Sandusky double-parked in front of his office. 73 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:24,348 Hon! Look! You're missing it. 74 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,976 Parking commissioner of the whole city, double-parked, no ticket. 75 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:28,435 And as a New Yorker this doesn't enrage you? 76 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,020 Sweetie, it's horseshit! 77 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,313 I know it's horseshit! 78 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,441 We tried to get the damn Brooklyn thing, 79 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,193 but Wilder won't answer his beeper. 80 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,569 He's up there jerking off or something. 81 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,822 (SNEEZES) Oh! Oh. 82 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:41,365 You okay? 83 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:46,203 You never really appreciate bladder control until it's gone. 84 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,372 Oh, boy. 85 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,916 (MARTHA SIGHS) 86 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,710 Sorry, hon. 87 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,339 Ooh, look at that Sentinel headline. 88 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,593 See? This kind of stuff is just shameless. 89 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,388 "Nepal premier won't resign." That is, uh... 90 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,807 They're just trying to sell newspapers. 91 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:10,227 That's sensationalism, Marty, and I won't be a party to it. 92 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,021 I miss everybody. 93 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,732 Say hi to everybody for me. 94 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:19,236 Everybody except Alicia. Who else do I hate? 95 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:22,114 You're not gonna go nuts again today, are you, hon? 96 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,366 No, no, no, no, no. That was a one-time thing. 97 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,452 I've got a million projects. 98 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,662 I never even get to finish a book when I'm reporting. 99 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,290 Or the baby's room. I really want to get to that dresser. 100 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:32,333 Yeah. I gotta go. 101 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:36,337 Now, if you weren't making a sacrifice, too, that would be different. 102 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,422 That would be a lot different. 103 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,382 I know. You gonna call me later? 104 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,719 Wear a tie for the interview. 105 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,638 And promise me you won't torpedo it on purpose, okay? 106 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,682 Why would I torpedo it? 107 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:52,519 Henry, you know those days that can change your whole life? 108 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,063 This is one of them for us. 109 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:55,522 For good or bad, 110 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:56,774 it can happen either way today. 111 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,526 So, you know, don't blow it. 112 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:00,778 (CHUCKLES) I'm not... 113 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,459 I gotta go to work. 114 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,339 (CROWD CLAMORING) 115 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:21,715 WOMAN 1: You're not taking my car! 116 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,342 MAN 1: You parking fascist! 117 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,928 You tell Sandusky we're not gonna take it anymore! 118 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,346 MAN 2: Goddamn parking cop! 119 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:28,472 WOMAN 2: Towed my car three times. 120 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,057 MAN 3: Yeah, I know. That's brutality. 121 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:47,491 Henry? Henry, I gotta... Can we... 122 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,493 Morning, Phil. 123 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,578 (ON RADIO)Is it just me, or are our lives becoming a nightmare? 124 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,372 What have you got for me, Henry? 125 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:56,750 Donald Trump jumped off a building, landed right on Madonna. 126 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,836 And then they all went to Elaine's. 127 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,213 This guy's sticking with that story, huh? 128 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:02,423 Yeah. He's a real yo-yo. 129 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,424 MAN: There's already another... 130 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,718 Hey, Lou. How you doing? How you feeling? 131 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,554 How am I doing? You wanna see the bruise on my leg? 132 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:09,763 Aw, you'll be fine. 133 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,181 Hey, Wilder, you really did do... 134 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:12,391 This is nice. 135 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:13,809 What's the plural of "ultimatum"? 136 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,270 MAN: Yes, yes. I don't know what happened last night. 137 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,983 Don't complain. They already called the air-conditioning guy. 138 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,943 Alicia wants to see you before the staff meeting. 139 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:24,528 She's the managing editor, Henry. 140 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:25,779 "Ultimatums" or "ultimata"? 141 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,156 Both. JANET: She's not going away. 142 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:28,949 HENRY: Smart guys say "ultimate." 143 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,701 We're gonna go with "ultimatums." 144 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,664 HENRY: (SINGING) You say ultimata, I say ultimatum 145 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,461 HENRY: Hey, uh, what's the matter with Phil? 146 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,089 Looks like he sat on something sharp. 147 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,634 Well, you told him he could have Richard's old desk, right? 148 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,429 Right. And now you promised it to Carmen. 149 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:53,223 Are you completely psychotic? Well, I have episodes. 150 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,641 Nothing serious. 151 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:55,934 JANET: Phil is still pissed you wouldn't approve 152 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:58,437 his $600 orthopedic chair. 153 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,022 And now, with this desk thing? (PHONE RINGING) 154 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,191 He's convinced it's a conspiracy 155 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,234 to prevent him from sitting down. 156 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:05,444 Hackett. Hello. 157 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:06,653 Henry, it's Alicia. 158 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,614 Oh, hi. Alicia. Alicia? 159 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,782 (Phone) Listen, I want to see you in my office... 160 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,159 Alicia, is that you? 161 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,204 - Because I'm having a hard time hearing you. - Henry? Henry? 162 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:16,246 Are you in the tunnel or something? 163 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,664 I can hear you perfectly fine. 164 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:18,874 - Yeah, there's a lot of static. - Henry? Hello? 165 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,667 - I can't... I'm losing you. - Henry! 166 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,252 - Henry? Henry! - Are you in the tunnel? 167 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:23,504 I can't... Can you? 168 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,464 - We can't hear you. - Henry? Hello? 169 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:26,798 Hey! Okay, hey, you know, call... 170 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,634 We'll see you when you get in, okay?-Hello? Hello? 171 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:31,595 Okay, all right. Okay. All right. 172 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:33,514 I love car phones. 173 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,975 (RUMBLING) (DISTORTED BEEPING) 174 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,019 What, are the presses running? 175 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,271 Yeah, Sunday travel section. Here, sign these. 176 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,649 Tell me what you want to do about Phil. 177 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:47,569 Who's that? 178 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:49,863 That's McDougal. 179 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:50,989 What the hell's he doing? 180 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,157 Sleeping. 181 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,618 He says he can't go home. Somebody wants to kill him. 182 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:55,577 Hey, Mac! 183 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:57,996 Mac! 184 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:01,416 (GRUNTS) 185 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:06,755 - HENRY: Who's trying to kill you now? - Sandusky. 186 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,550 The parking guy? Over a couple of lousy columns? 187 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,470 My columns aren't lousy. 188 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:15,722 Geez, give it up, would you? 189 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,307 Man, can't you get it out of your system? 190 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,643 So they towed your car. They scratched it up a little. 191 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,645 Hey. $6,000. 192 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,691 $6,000 damage to a vintage automobile. 193 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,150 Okay, you're ranting now, babe. 194 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,820 I bust my ass to find something fresh, and when I get it, 195 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,281 I bang it like a cheap drum. People love this shit. 196 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:33,740 You should read my mail. 197 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,033 Hey, turn that scanner down, will you? 198 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,411 How in the hell you supposed to sleep around here? 199 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,372 Gee, gee, what are these? 200 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:41,873 Oh, subway wreck, West Fourth Street this morning. 201 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,709 Did you find the one with the... Is that an arm? 202 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,127 Oh, yeah, you found it. 203 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:48,088 Aw, you know, don't put these on my desk in the morning, okay? 204 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,256 Not until I've had three Cokes, okay? 205 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,383 Morning, Kathy. Hey, Henry. Henry? 206 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,343 Three Cokes, then a picture. That's the rule. What? 207 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:54,845 You know what's going on in Fort Greene? (PHONE RINGING) 208 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,681 Two dozen cops hassling anybody with a black face and a record 209 00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,766 on this Williamsburg murder thing. 210 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,394 If there's gonna be a riot, which I think there is, 211 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:03,937 then we should have somebody there. 212 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,564 Unless, of course, you wanna get stomped 213 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:06,773 two days in a row on the same story. 214 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,526 (CHUCKLES) "Get stomped two days." That's funny. 215 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,570 Doesn't anybody say "good morning" anymore? 216 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:12,696 I don't think so. 217 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,323 Williamsburg, huh? 218 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:15,741 Uh-huh. 219 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:16,742 That's, uh... That's Wilder's territory, isn't it? 220 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,035 What, are you trying to bigfoot him? 221 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,163 Wilder? Oh, yeah, he really aced it last night, huh? 222 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,165 Come on, Henry. I know this neighborhood... 223 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,833 Okay, forget the desk. 224 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,461 She can have the desk. 225 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,838 But give me the chair, for Christ's sakes. 226 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,882 Phil, I was talking to somebody. 227 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,843 I can hardly stand up straight, Henry. 228 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,803 Okay, you know what? Go do that. That's a good idea. 229 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,640 And I'll handle Wilder. Don't worry about it. Thank you! 230 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:40,932 What are you guys gonna do to Wilder? 231 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,601 Nothing. We're not doing anything to Wilder. Come on. 232 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,394 Look, Henry, you don't know what's it's like to live in pain. 233 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,772 It does things to you. It... Ow! It changes you. 234 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:47,814 I'm sure it does, Phil. 235 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,150 I wanna talk to you about those changes, okay? 236 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:51,902 Rub some... 237 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,739 Look... Keep all the bullshit away from me today, okay? 238 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,240 Because I've got a really big decision 239 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,742 I have to make, and I just... 240 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,369 I just need some time to think about this. 241 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,579 What? About the job at the Sentinel? 242 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,302 How do you know about the job at the Sentinel? 243 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:19,513 Bernie told me. 244 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,350 Bernie knows? Aw, man. 245 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,143 It's a newsroom, Henry. 246 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,314 I know it's none of my business, 247 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,943 but do you really wanna count pencils uptown? 248 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:34,778 Is that you? 249 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,616 Boy, sometimes you can just smell 250 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,119 a horrendously shitty day on the way, can't you? 251 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,079 Just don't chop the living shit out of this one 252 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,497 like you did with the nun thing. 253 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:46,790 Look, it's early. Let me look at it. 254 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,583 I really like this... 255 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,043 Hey, this jerk on the phone wants a correction on the quake story. 256 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,670 You have an early proof from yesterday? 257 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,463 MAN: Oh, come on. Why don't you say that every morning? 258 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,550 Hey, Bernie. I hate columnists! 259 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:58,885 Why do I have all these columnists? 260 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,805 I got political columnists, guest columnists, 261 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,223 celebrity columnists. 262 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,601 The only thing I don't have is a dead columnist. 263 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,188 (SIGHS) Ooh. And that's the kind I could really use. 264 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,898 Right. Hey, listen... 265 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,275 We reek of opinions, Henry. 266 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,277 You know what every columnist at this paper needs to do 267 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,780 is to shut the fuck up. 268 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,158 (CHUCKLES) I'm serious. 269 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,494 Listen, can I talk to you for a second? Because I know... 270 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,037 If you don't mind walking. 271 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,040 (SIGHS) I gotta walk before I die. 272 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,459 Why? What's the matter? 273 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:31,877 You don't wanna know. 274 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,503 Well, sure I do. No, you don't. 275 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,047 Bernie, if I said, "What's the matter?" I'm listening, so... 276 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,799 All right, all right. 277 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,970 I got a prostate the size of a bagel. 278 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:45,766 Oh. 279 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,643 You still coming? 280 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:55,984 HENRY: Look, Bernie. I know you know about the Sentinel interview. 281 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,613 It's an assistant managing editor thing. 282 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,866 You know, it's really more sideways than up. 283 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:06,828 You know. 284 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,123 You can jump in here anytime, by the way. 285 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,042 What are you looking for here, Henry? 286 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,629 You want me to make it easy for you to go to another paper? 287 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,715 You want a ride uptown? What do you want? 288 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,343 You want me to wait outside and think positive thoughts? 289 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,220 That's not my job. 290 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,640 My job is to keep your ass downstairs. 291 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:27,766 Well, what am I supposed to do? 292 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,559 You tell me, huh? I don't know. I don't know. 293 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:33,730 It's 9:00 to 5:00. It's more money. It's less hours. 294 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,900 Martha, you know, we're having the baby, and she gave up her job. 295 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,154 So, it's for her, that's what you mean. 296 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,491 Well, you know, not just for her. It's for me, too. 297 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:54,125 Bernie, you've got kids. How'd you keep doing the job? 298 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:59,256 Don't ask marital advice from a guy with two ex-wives 299 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,299 and a daughter that won't speak to him. 300 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,927 The problem with being my age is, 301 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,555 everybody thinks you're a father figure, 302 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,683 but you're really just the same asshole you always were. 303 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:15,522 You do have a problem, Henry, but it's your problem. 304 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,278 Thanks, Bernie. Been a big help. 305 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,542 CHILDREN: (SINGING) Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around 306 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,545 WOMAN: Daryll! 307 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,759 How you doing? Come on in. Hey, hi. 308 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,637 Make sure she put on those sneakers, you hear me? 309 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,306 Yeah. Daryll. 310 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,600 Yo, Daryll. Yo, man, check this out. 311 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:52,684 I don't wanna put... 312 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:53,894 You gotta wear them, all right? 313 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,066 What do you think's gonna happen? 314 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,109 What does it say? 315 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,361 Nothing. 316 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,741 Damn. 317 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,747 ...for the parachute. 318 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,045 (PHONE RINGING) Hello? 319 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,132 Henry? Why aren't you at your interview? 320 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,010 Well, hon, it's not for another two hours. 321 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,012 Hey, what's up? Janet told me you called. 322 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,348 Tell him to do it over. (SCOFFS) He'll love that. 323 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,851 What's up, honey? You okay? I mean, do you need anything? 324 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,061 Not right away, I mean. 325 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,270 Tell me what's going on there. 326 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:38,897 Tell me everything. Leave nothing out. 327 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,899 Oh, you know. Usual delights. 328 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,735 Uh, honey? Can you... Can you tell me what you need? 329 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,904 Because I got this meeting with Alicia... 330 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,864 Don't take any crap from her, okay? 331 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,699 Okay. I won't. 332 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,869 Now, have you got anything? Last chance. Anything at all. 333 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,871 Water bed! WOMAN: (ON TV) Water bed. 334 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,915 Okay, honey. Phone's slipping out of my hand. 335 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,959 No, no, no, wait. Stop, stop, stop. 336 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,710 Okay, here it goes. 337 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:05,465 No, no, no! I'll remember, I'll... Henry! I'll remember! 338 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,258 Okay. You call me when you got it, all right? 339 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,052 Okay. Goodbye. I love you. 340 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,387 She's nuts. 341 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,642 Alicia Clark. 342 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,310 (SIGHS) 343 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,020 Give me a break. 344 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:23,942 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 345 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,360 Fred, would you let him use your phone? 346 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,320 They stole his radio. MAN: Isn't that the parking cop? 347 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,114 McDougal has got to be stopped. 348 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,574 So how long do you think this is... Couple, three hours. 349 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,994 Three hours? Geez. Hey, it takes time, chief. 350 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,996 Hi. How was your meeting? Oh, it was great, great. 351 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,497 Listen, do you have last month's phone bill? 352 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:38,999 Oh, great. I want to talk to Henry first thing. 353 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,750 Okay. Uh, your decorator called. 354 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:44,004 She said the kind of wood that Bruno picked out for the chair rail 355 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,171 was not included in the guaranteed price, 356 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,173 and you're gonna have to approve another $600. 357 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,135 Oh, unbelievable. Every time the phone rings it's $600. 358 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,594 Also, Robert De Niro's office called. 359 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,805 Oh. Bobby called? 360 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,348 Well, his office. 361 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,975 And said there are two seats left 362 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,143 at his table tonight for the benefit. 363 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,686 Oh, no kidding. 364 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,023 Yeah. So if you want them, it's gonna be $500 a plate. 365 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,529 Listen, tell them that we'd love to be 366 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,781 Mr. De Niro's guests. Hit "guests." 367 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,284 If they mention the 500 again... You son of a bitch. 368 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,871 You promised me, Henry. 369 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,748 For God's sakes, Alicia. 370 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,375 We're not gonna ask some news reporter to wait until after 5:00 371 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,793 to make out-of-state phone calls. 372 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,170 It's ridiculous. I'm not gonna do it. 373 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:28,006 Okay, let's let them make free phone sex calls, too. 374 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,799 What, you mean as a kind of bonus? 375 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,801 That's not a bad idea. We can start with Phil here. 376 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,219 Start what with me? 377 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,181 You think my job's easy? You think it's fun firing people? 378 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,517 Firing people? Is that what you're gonna start with me? Is it? 379 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,230 Aw, Jesus, Bernie. Come on with the smoke. 380 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:47,609 You know the doctor found nicotine in my urine again? 381 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,944 Then keep your dick out of my ashtray. 382 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,197 (ALL LAUGHING) 383 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,407 Oh, that's very funny, very funny. 384 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,784 So... 385 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,829 Two days after a black kid is killed in a neighboring community, 386 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,791 two white businessmen named, what... What are their names? 387 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,168 Hanson and MacGregor get shot up 388 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,378 with racial epithets written on their car. 389 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:11,508 Now, in response, The New York Sun decides to run 390 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,760 a parking story. 391 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,553 I... 392 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,014 Keighley called me at 7:00 this morning. 393 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,141 Yeah. I bet he did. 394 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,062 (SNEEZES) MAN: Bless you. 395 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,480 Joe, will you please cover your mouth? 396 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,191 Metro. I assume we're all over the subway? 397 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:29,776 Three pieces. 398 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:33,279 A tick-tock, list of injured, search for heroes, 399 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,823 standard transportation wreck stuff. 400 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,199 We got any art? 401 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,910 Yeah, Eddie picked up some nice spaghetti shots on this one. 402 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,495 Love the severed arm shot. 403 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,080 What about the motorman? They find him yet? 404 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,749 Yeah, they found him drunker than a skunk in his neighborhood bar. 405 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,628 Oh, God. He derails his train and steps over bodies to have a few beers? 406 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,296 What do you do after you step over bodies? 407 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,007 I have a cigarette and go to sleep. 408 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,552 (ALL LAUGHING) Okay. 409 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,471 HENRY: Here you go. We got an above-average bank robbery in the Bronx. 410 00:18:58,763 --> 00:18:59,764 MAN: That's good. 411 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,267 An exploding hand grenade in Hoboken? 412 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:06,229 What about something fun? Don't we have anything fun today? 413 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,648 Nazis marching in New Jersey. There you go. 414 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,776 Oh, yeah. Nazis are a barrel of laughs. 415 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,196 Features. Oh. All right. 416 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,283 Uh, we got Alison's profile of a teenage hit man. 417 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,161 Uh, we got Grace finally done with that 418 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,996 Hollywood, uh, who's-banging-who chart. 419 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:28,376 And part three in our continuing saga on penile implants. 420 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,211 (MEN EXCLAIMING) 421 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,297 (LAUGHTER) 422 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,467 Yeah, by the way, can we possibly get another dick drawing? 423 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,052 (ALL LAUGHING) 424 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,680 It looks like a map of Florida. 425 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,098 (LAUGHING) 426 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,892 It also looks like, I think, 427 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,686 the fifth at, uh, Shinnecock Country Club, doesn't it? Right out here. 428 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,898 And I would play over the water, by the way, as a suggestion. 429 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,691 All right, all right, all right. Business. 430 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:52,984 Okay, Dow's up. 431 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,320 Trade figures came out at 8:00. Nothing shocking. 432 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,989 But I'm telling you, I'm sitting on Watergate 433 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,365 out there on Staten Island. 434 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,492 With the zoning commission thing. Listen! (ALL CLAMORING) 435 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,161 MAN: Jerry! 436 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,371 If you guys could just give me a couple of city-side reporters... 437 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,956 BERNIE: Wait, wait, wait. 438 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,250 How's it possible that you always have Watergate somewhere? 439 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,922 Listen, I'm... Piss off, Carl, I mean it this time. 440 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,507 I got a quote from the commission chairman's ex-wife, 441 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,926 and she's plenty ready to talk. 442 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,552 His ex-wife? 443 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,720 His first ex-wife. 444 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,013 ALL: Oh! 445 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:25,350 Oh, there's a reliable source. Yeah. Foreign. 446 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,186 Terrorists blew up a restaurant in Paris, killing five. 447 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,520 None from New York. 448 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:33,191 Ferry boat capsized in the Philippines, drowning 300. 449 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,525 None from New York. 450 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,195 There was a violent coup in Bahrain... 451 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,279 ALL: None from New York. 452 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,408 Witnessed! Witnessed by two people from Long Island. 453 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,618 All right! Yes! 454 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,036 That's close enough. 455 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:47,705 Oh! Henry, this might interest you. What's that? 456 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,333 The mother whale in the Ukraine had triplets. 457 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,626 ALL: Aw! 458 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,378 She told me she was on the pill, for God's sake. 459 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,505 (ALL LAUGHING) (COUGHING HEAVILY) 460 00:20:58,633 --> 00:20:59,300 (COUGHING CONTINUES) 461 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,302 Ah! 462 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,888 (CONTINUES COUGHING) 463 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,390 BERNIE: Excuse me. 464 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,478 (COUGHING) 465 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:20,321 I get any on you? (LAUGHTER) 466 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,908 ALICIA: Thanks for asking, Bernie. 467 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,247 BERNIE: Okay. All right. 468 00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:32,625 So, page one, subway sounds like our wood, right? 469 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,210 Yeah. We got great art. 470 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,087 WOMAN: I think it's definitely the subway. (SNEEZES) 471 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,631 I don't think so. I don't think so. Uh-uh. You know? 472 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,426 TV's gonna be all over it. They already are. 473 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,052 It's a minor derailment, first of all... 474 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:45,930 And Carmen has got great day-two stuff on the Williamsburg murders. 475 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,308 If they make a bust, we have to follow up on that. 476 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,601 The subway's a major story. 477 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,270 Nobody died. HENRY: Bullshit. 478 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,271 Somebody got maimed. 479 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,439 Yeah, that helps. 480 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,566 Minor derailment. 481 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,652 All I'm saying is, people got maimed, 482 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:00,820 and we have pictures of it. 483 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,280 MAN: Let's go with it. Damn it! 484 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:03,448 So we fucked up yesterday. 485 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,074 What do you wanna tuck our tail 486 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,409 between our legs and just take it for, 487 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,369 do what everybody else does? 488 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,332 Let's stand alone. Let's make up for it. 489 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,127 We're a commuter paper. People want the subway. 490 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,879 What are you, market research all of a sudden? 491 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,380 Not everything is about money. 492 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,467 It is when you almost fold every six months. 493 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:24,427 Bullshit. 494 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:27,305 Come on, come on. You two can slug it out at the 3:00. 495 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,223 Let's wrap it up early, all right? 496 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:34,687 Because Henry has an interview at the Sentinel. 497 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:35,813 (LAUGHING) 498 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,067 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 499 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,402 Henry! Thank you. 500 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,155 MAN 1: Hey. WOMAN: Congratulations. 501 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:45,531 MAN 2: Excuse us. 502 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:47,241 At least steal us a little something, will you? 503 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,285 What do you guys want? Tote bag? 504 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:50,536 That'd be nice. 505 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:51,621 Let me take some orders. 506 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,415 Phil? Chair? That's not funny. 507 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,501 MAN: Hello, my name is George Russell. 508 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,669 I'm a reporter at The New York Sentinel. 509 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:01,422 (SPEAKING GERMAN) 510 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,508 (LAUGHS) 511 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,889 Hi. I'm supposed to meet Paul Bladden right about now. 512 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:11,432 Map. 513 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,981 So, I've been reading The Sun these past few weeks. 514 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,650 Find it exciting. 515 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,570 We're thinking of letting our hair down a little bit around here. 516 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,323 Squeeze in some coverage of the outer boroughs. 517 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:30,034 Nothing new for you, of course, but for us, well... 518 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,830 We're the Sentinel. We cover the world. 519 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,625 Right, right. So I've heard. 520 00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:40,711 Look, I won't dick around with you. 521 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:41,963 I talked with Vince last night. 522 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:43,506 He's gonna go with my recommendation. 523 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:47,093 So, congratulations. The job is yours if you want it. 524 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,514 Thank... Hey. Uh... 525 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,558 Well, you don't look all that pleased. 526 00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:56,519 No. You know, I'm gonna have to think about that, because I haven't really... 527 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,146 I have to talk to my wife. You understand. 528 00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,522 Oh, yes, of course. 529 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,441 But I would like a decision first thing in the morning. 530 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,943 Okay. And don't disappoint me. 531 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,529 I think you're a serious newspaperman, Henry. 532 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:09,866 Thank you. 533 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:11,868 No, I mean it. 534 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:14,120 You guys have got a cute little paper going down there, 535 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:15,705 and sometimes you really pull one out. 536 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,584 (STUTTERS) Thanks. It is... It is a cute paper. 537 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:23,212 Kind of missed the boat on that one last night, though. (LAUGHS) 538 00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:24,338 Yeah, well... 539 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,592 You know, I want to tell you, before I came over to this job, 540 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:32,096 I hardly had any administrative, uh, experience at all. 541 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:35,266 I had, uh, very minimal executive skills... 542 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:36,767 Excuse me, you know, I'm curious. 543 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:39,437 For instance, what would our, uh... 544 00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:42,231 Your, you know, Metro lead be tomorrow? 545 00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,066 Henry, you don't work here yet. 546 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:45,610 Oh, you're right. 547 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,028 (CHUCKLES) You're right. Sorry. 548 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,613 As I was saying about this book, 549 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:50,031 um, I think it's something that you... 550 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,617 You know what I'd go with? Subway. Don't you think? 551 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,285 ...would find enjoyable. 552 00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,037 You know, though, that Williamsburg thing is pretty interesting. 553 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:57,455 That's pretty tempting. Henry... 554 00:24:57,747 --> 00:24:58,664 You guys got anything on that? 555 00:24:58,956 --> 00:24:59,582 Henry. 556 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,209 You do, don't you? 557 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,252 It's funny, you can always tell, you know, 558 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:04,629 one newspaperman to another... 559 00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:06,756 You can just tell there's something. What have you got? 560 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,592 What do you guys got on that? Come on. 561 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,012 They make a bust? No, I'd know if they made a bust. 562 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:14,514 What are you guys sitting on? 563 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,767 Let's just say that our coverage will be comprehensive. 564 00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:25,775 Gotcha. 565 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,152 Comprehensive. I understand. 566 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:32,156 Anyway, I'd love to borrow it. 567 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,492 What? 568 00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:35,618 The book. 569 00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:39,580 Ah! The book. I got it right here. 570 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,169 (DRAWER CLOSING) 571 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,298 Nice, nice, nice. 572 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,841 Yes, enjoy. I will. 573 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:55,429 And, hey, thanks. You've, uh... You've been a big help. 574 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:58,266 DOCTOR: Now, don't overreact. 575 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,562 If we go after it early before it metastasizes to a bone, 576 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:05,565 the majority of these prostate cancer cases are beatable. 577 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:08,693 Go after it how? 578 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:10,236 Irradiation therapy. 579 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,823 Well, that's fantastic. I mean, that's wonderful, 580 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,742 because as it turns out, that's exactly 581 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,536 the portion of my anatomy I'd like to see 582 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,830 exposed to, uh, radiation. 583 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:24,166 Um, you'll have to take an hour or two off work for each treatment, 584 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,876 and we should start right away. How's next Monday? 585 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,254 To burn a hole in my ass? 586 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:31,591 Sounds good. Then I still have the weekend. 587 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,474 Could you possibly be any more humorless about this? 588 00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:43,436 I don't believe so, uh, no. 589 00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:46,147 There is growing apprehension here 590 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:47,732 at Kennedy among arriving tourists. 591 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,775 Sir, can you tell me, do the possible 592 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,319 racial overtones of what happened 593 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,655 in Williamsburg make you think twice about visiting New York? 594 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:56,574 My brother canceled his trip. 595 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:59,118 Ooh! Big scoop from the TV guys. 596 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:00,578 Pinhead's brother cancels trip. 597 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,330 RAY: Does she think I can afford that? 598 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:05,583 No, no, no. Come on. It's hardly Watergate. 599 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:08,544 Your source is the man's ex-wife, for God's sake. 600 00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:11,464 Yeah, well, you try selling it at a staff meeting. 601 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:12,923 I just had the shit kicked out of me. 602 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:14,675 BERNIE: Deanne White, please. 603 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,928 Yeah, Bernard White. Just tell her that it's her father. 604 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,724 Yeah. Thank you. 605 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:24,852 Yeah. 606 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,739 Oh, uh, okay, okay. 607 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:40,284 No, I understand. I understand. It's just that, uh... 608 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,329 Do you happen to know if she's free for lunch? 609 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,626 I know it's kind of short notice, but, uh... 610 00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:50,503 Or dinner, or whatever, you know. 611 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,173 Uh-huh. Yeah. 612 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,301 Well, uh, it was just a shot, you know. 613 00:27:58,052 --> 00:27:59,178 (COUGHING) 614 00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:00,596 Just a shot. 615 00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:04,767 You'll tell her that I called? 616 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,144 Thank you very much. 617 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,116 Stupid fucking thing to do. 618 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:25,663 SUSAN: Actually, the first six weeks is no problem. 619 00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:27,248 The first six weeks you're so exhausted 620 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:30,793 and you're consumed by these incredibly tedious domestic tasks, 621 00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:32,753 you have no time to get depressed. 622 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:35,965 (CHUCKLES) Oh! 623 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:39,969 And after that, you have all the time in the world. 624 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,805 I have tons of projects. Oh, you do? 625 00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:46,225 Like what? Like reading, for one. 626 00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:47,852 With a kid? 627 00:28:48,144 --> 00:28:50,730 (LAUGHING) 628 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:53,399 No. I had projects. 629 00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:55,776 All the things that I wanted to do but never had the time? 630 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:57,987 You know what my hobby turned out to be? 631 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:02,032 Living Bob's life. I hung on his every word. 632 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:05,161 I'll only be off the paper for six months. I'm going back. 633 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:08,622 That's what I said, too, seven years ago. 634 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,875 Oh, maybe I'm just being a bitch. 635 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:13,043 No, you're probably just having a bad day. 636 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,798 You didn't... You didn't drive into town, did you? 637 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,802 I shouldn't be doing this to you. 638 00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:24,972 It's all... It's all manageable. 639 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:29,977 The physical pain, the loss of adult contact, less money coming in, 640 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,229 feeling worthless around people who work... 641 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,065 All the crap. 642 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,611 You can't even remember it the first time you look at your new baby. 643 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,071 But? 644 00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,658 But he gets the baby, too, and he didn't have to... 645 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,535 (INHALES DEEPLY) 646 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:47,995 Fact of the matter is, 647 00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,790 once you have kids, a man's best work can still be ahead of him. 648 00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:54,210 But a woman's is very definitely in the past. 649 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,881 I am so glad you called me today. 650 00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:02,218 Me, too. 651 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:11,560 CARL: You know, Alicia, your husband's right. 652 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:12,978 You should listen to him. 653 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,688 Age has nothing to do with it. 654 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,734 If anybody pushes their skin together, it bunches up. 655 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:19,819 That's why it's called skin. 656 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,446 Yeah, but it's the way it bunches. 657 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:29,245 Your skin is the central preoccupation of my life. 658 00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:44,927 How much did this room cost? I can't afford this. 659 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,306 I've got financial problems that make Russia look well-managed. 660 00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:51,809 (SIGHS) 661 00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:54,061 This was the last time, Carl. I mean, you know... 662 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:56,730 Really absolutely the last time. Okay. 663 00:30:57,815 --> 00:30:59,275 Yeah, but what about next time? 664 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,902 God, I gotta get back to work. 665 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:06,282 (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 666 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,955 COMMENTATOR: Boy, he had to go far into the hole for that one! 667 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,963 OFFICER 1: Police! Freeze! OFFICER 2: Get down! 668 00:31:21,255 --> 00:31:22,423 BOY: What's going on? Nobody move! 669 00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:24,008 OFFICER: Shut the fuck up! Hey, what are you doing? 670 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,052 Let me see your hands! 671 00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:28,596 I'm gonna blow your motherfucking head off! 672 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,139 Get down now! 673 00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:33,601 Move it! Move it! 674 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,394 We didn't do it! We were just walking by, man! 675 00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:38,022 You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. 676 00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:39,732 We didn't... (GROANS) You have the right to an attorney... 677 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,901 BOY: We just passed by! We were just walking by! 678 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:44,111 What are you doing? (GROANS) We didn't do anything! 679 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,406 OFFICER 1: You understand that? BOY: Look, we didn't do... 680 00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:48,782 OFFICER 2: Shut up! OFFICER 1: You understand? 681 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,035 MAN: So the dog was chasing the man, 682 00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:52,912 and the woman got hit with a shovel? 683 00:31:55,873 --> 00:31:58,000 For God's sakes, Alicia, you're the managing editor 684 00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,044 of the sixth-largest paper in the country. Now you... 685 00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:01,670 All I want is to be fairly compensated. 686 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,422 No, no, you can't come in here every six months... 687 00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:06,008 I have other offers. Don't make me bring up the other offers. 688 00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:09,345 Does this have to be today? 689 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,221 Do we have to do this today? 690 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:12,681 I have pressures, Bernie. 691 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:13,891 Real pressures. 692 00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,809 Oh, I see. Pressures. Okay. 693 00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:19,021 I know you loved running Features. 694 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,483 I know Keighley shoved you into 695 00:32:22,775 --> 00:32:24,234 this overwhelming administrative job you didn't want. 696 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,072 (SIGHS) Yeah. I never knew how isolating it was gonna be. 697 00:32:28,364 --> 00:32:31,033 I mean, there are not exactly a lot of laughs around my office these days. 698 00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:32,660 Well, you're in management now. 699 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,787 If everybody loved you, you'd be doing something wrong. 700 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,080 Yeah, yeah. 701 00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:37,456 But the fact is, 702 00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:39,458 I think you're working miracles with the job. 703 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:41,085 Exactly. 704 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:42,670 I have 300 people doing the work 705 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:44,171 they need 750 for over at Newsday. 706 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:46,048 I know. Thank you. 707 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,050 But there's no more money for you. There just isn't. 708 00:32:48,342 --> 00:32:50,094 Alicia, there's a ceiling in this business 709 00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:51,887 and you're hitting your head on it. 710 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,180 Okay. Fine. 711 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,307 My contract's up in 18 months. 712 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:57,184 I'd like permission to start interviewing now. 713 00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:00,062 You leave me no choice. That contract leaves me no choice. 714 00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:03,524 I hope you'll pardon me saying this, and I know I'm no one to talk, 715 00:33:03,816 --> 00:33:05,234 but the problem isn't with your contract, okay? 716 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,195 It really isn't. No way. No, no, no, no, no. 717 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:12,074 All right, look. Let me tell you a story. Sit down. Sit down. 718 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,993 Oh, Bernie... No, sit down. Won't take long. 719 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,620 Very interesting. 720 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:20,040 All right? Now, all right. 721 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:24,837 In '68, a bunch of us that were covering the Olympics in Grenoble 722 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,089 decided to go to the best restaurant in town. 723 00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:30,926 Now, the menu didn't have any prices, 724 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,928 but we were on an expense account, 725 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,972 so we just figured, "Fuck it," got drunk. 726 00:33:35,264 --> 00:33:36,932 Well... (SIGHS) 727 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,143 Somehow there ended up being, I don't know, 728 00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:41,687 15 or 20 of us at the table, and when the check came... 729 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,898 Whoo, it was $9,000. 730 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:46,775 Geez! 731 00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:48,110 Yeah. Exactly. 732 00:33:48,986 --> 00:33:50,529 So now we're all starting to point fingers. 733 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:53,032 We're trying to remember who invited who. 734 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:56,243 We're talking about going to Western Union to get money cabled. 735 00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:59,038 And just when it was getting really embarrassing, 736 00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:02,666 this funny-looking old guy at the next table called the maître d' over. 737 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:07,087 Old guy. He drew a couple of squiggly lines on a napkin, 738 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:10,924 signed his name, winked at us, and that was that. 739 00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:14,053 The old guy was Pablo Picasso 740 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,139 and that napkin paid our bill. 741 00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:20,684 (CHUCKING) 742 00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:24,063 Well, I'm not sure I caught the segue here, Bernie. 743 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,024 Well, I mean, the people we cover... 744 00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:29,568 We move in their world, but it is their world. 745 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,154 You can't live like them, Alicia. You'll never keep up. 746 00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:34,364 Now if you try to make this job about the money, 747 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:35,824 you'll be nothing but miserable, 748 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:37,159 because we don't get the money. 749 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,912 Never have, never will. 750 00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,124 So what can I say? Talk to Bruno 751 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,711 about the, what, decoration, renovation, whatever. 752 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,715 Ask him to be reasonable. Your husband's a reasonable guy. 753 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:57,221 Or give up the nights in town Bruno doesn't know about. 754 00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:03,143 What? 755 00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:05,229 It won't lead anywhere good. 756 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:06,730 Believe me, I know what I'm talking about. 757 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,024 (CHUCKLING) I know what I'm talking about. 758 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,027 Okay. 759 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,154 (SCOFFS) 760 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:19,076 I'm gonna see Keighley tonight at the benefit. 761 00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:20,244 It's obvious that I'm gonna have to 762 00:35:20,536 --> 00:35:21,954 take this up with him directly. 763 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:25,833 You go over my head on this, 764 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:27,459 you'll only make it worse for yourself, believe me. 765 00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:28,585 (SCOFFS) 766 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:37,761 McDougal. What, are you still sleeping? 767 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:40,139 MCDOUGAL: I went out for lunch. 768 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:41,140 Get up. 769 00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:43,142 I need a favor. 770 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,894 Oh, what time is it? 771 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:47,354 Eh, five after 3:00. 772 00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:51,233 Come on. I need you to do me a favor here. 773 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,404 You remember a... What is that, a gun? 774 00:35:56,864 --> 00:35:58,240 I told you. Sandusky's after me. 775 00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,117 When did you get so paranoid? 776 00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:02,035 When they started plotting against me. 777 00:36:03,537 --> 00:36:05,873 Henry! I've gotta talk to you right away. 778 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:07,291 McDougal, how are you? 779 00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:08,458 Why? 780 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,669 3:07! 781 00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:12,588 Henry, I've got to know about that interview right now. 782 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,298 Can it wait, hon? Because I've got the 3:00. 783 00:36:14,590 --> 00:36:16,842 No, it cannot wait. This is our marriage here, Henry, okay? 784 00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:19,553 What are you talking about? You walked in three seconds ago. 785 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,930 When did, whatever it is, escalate to our marriage? 786 00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:24,558 Over lunch. You should have been there. Very enlightening. 787 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:27,519 I've seen my future, Henry. I'm a bitter, nasty broad 788 00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:29,813 who can suck down a whole bottle of wine in a single gulp. 789 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,316 Oh, honey, I... Just give me a second here, okay? 790 00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:34,318 Hey, do you remember Sedona Savings and Loan? 791 00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:36,278 They went under about six months ago. We did a big piece on them. 792 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:37,696 I don't read this newspaper. 793 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:38,906 Well, take my word for it. 794 00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:40,282 We did a piece on it, okay? 795 00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:42,159 Henry, if you got the other job, maybe I have a prayer. 796 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:43,911 Yeah. Wait a second, hon. 797 00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:45,537 Do you still have that friend down at the Justice Department, Mac? 798 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,331 Sure, but he hates me now. 799 00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:49,499 At least you'll be around to refill my Prozac prescriptions. 800 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,543 Wait. Do you think you can get a list of investors out of him? 801 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:52,920 'Cause I will need to be medicated. 802 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:54,213 Marty, please. Heavily. 803 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:55,923 You know, a bunch of major investors. 804 00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:57,549 Guys who lost the most money in New York. 805 00:36:57,841 --> 00:36:59,384 You know, Brooklyn, maybe. CARMEN: Henry... 806 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:00,969 They made a bust in Brooklyn. 807 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:04,139 In Williamsburg. Two black kids. One 17, one 19. 808 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,141 One of them did six months for felonious assault. 809 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:07,935 But I'm telling you, they look like babies. 810 00:37:08,227 --> 00:37:09,728 This is a very poignant story. 811 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:11,355 Marty, how are you? I thought you were on leave. 812 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:13,190 Hi. MCDOUGAL: Bust is no good. 813 00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:14,316 HENRY: What? 814 00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:15,984 The bust is no good. Can we please talk alone? 815 00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:17,319 How do you know the bust is no good? 816 00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:18,820 I heard it on your scanner. 817 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:20,739 It was subtle, but I know what I heard. 818 00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,200 Bunch of beat cops were talking about it. 819 00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:25,452 Then the dispatcher came on and told them to shut up. 820 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:29,414 But not before they said they think this bust is totally cosmetic. 821 00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:31,375 CARMEN: Yeah? Well, whether it is or it is not, 822 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:32,960 they're still gonna walk them at 7:30 823 00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:36,421 and we need art, and please, don't send Robin. 824 00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:38,799 She's too green. If things get rough, she's gonna miss the shot... 825 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,592 There she is, the Puerto Rican poacher herself. 826 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,386 Who the hell told you to cover Williamsburg, sweetheart? 827 00:37:42,678 --> 00:37:44,221 Why don't you just calm down, Wilder, huh? 828 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:45,847 Henry, you told me you'd handle him. 829 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,391 Hey, let Marty talk to her husband. 830 00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:48,767 "Handle him"? All of a sudden you become 831 00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:50,185 40 years old around this newspaper, 832 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,436 you have to be handled, Henry? 833 00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:52,980 CARMEN: Well, if you'd answer your beeper 834 00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:54,439 one, two times a week, maybe you'd know what was going on. 835 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:55,899 WILDER: Oh, answer this one or two times. 836 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:56,984 Hey, you know what? 837 00:37:57,276 --> 00:37:58,360 Williamsburg is turning into our lead. 838 00:37:58,652 --> 00:37:59,987 We could actually wood on this. 839 00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:02,406 Ooh, this is good. This is good. I want you both on this one. 840 00:38:02,698 --> 00:38:05,450 Okay, good, good. You got the cops, I get the poignant shit. 841 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,661 I bought it! Why does she get the poignant shit? 842 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,204 Bought the goddamn chair! 843 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:10,872 This is the last straw, Henry, for Christ's sakes! 844 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:13,208 "The last straw." What exactly were the previous straws? 845 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,918 Now it's your problem, Henry! 846 00:38:15,419 --> 00:38:16,586 Hey, let Marty talk to her husband. 847 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,588 Michael, I want you to go, I want you to call the cops. 848 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,215 I want you to find out if the bust is good. 849 00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:21,883 I need to know for the 3:00. 3:00. 850 00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:23,635 What the hell's the matter with you people? 851 00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,721 3:09! 852 00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:27,597 Who the hell took my stapler? 853 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,391 I've been here a hell of a lot longer than she's been here. 854 00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:31,059 For that matter, I've been here a lot longer than you... 855 00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:33,353 Oh, for God's sake. You wanna cover Brooklyn? 856 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,273 Then cover Brooklyn. But let me tell you a little something. 857 00:38:36,565 --> 00:38:38,608 You can't cover it from a bar stool in Manhattan. 858 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,277 WILDER: You see? That's the stuff I'm talking about. 859 00:38:40,569 --> 00:38:42,070 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 860 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:43,238 Just call the cops. 861 00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:47,159 Henry, I better see the $600 in my paycheck! 862 00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:49,453 I can't think about this now. Let me... 863 00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:51,038 From day one she's been pulling the same shit, Henry. 864 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:52,497 (SNEEZES) 865 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:54,082 HENRY: Don't say that. 866 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,335 WILDER: Sit at a bar. This is a bunch of bullshit. 867 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:57,878 I'm waiting! (ARGUING CONTINUES) 868 00:38:58,170 --> 00:38:59,087 (GUNSHOT) 869 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:00,255 Christ! 870 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:01,548 MAN: What was that? 871 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:09,014 Let Marty talk to her husband. 872 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:12,768 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 873 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,355 Please. 874 00:39:21,735 --> 00:39:23,653 Yeah. Cops. 875 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:25,530 Maybe I can type up some fucking weather reports, huh, Henry, 876 00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:26,990 while I'm at it, too. 877 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,408 HENRY: Just call the cops. WILDER: Just call the cops. 878 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,043 You two take your time. 879 00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:40,420 I'm on the Sedona thing. 880 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,595 God! I miss this place. 881 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,684 Vinnie. Can you bring your creamy little friend 882 00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:56,311 along with you and join us? 883 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:57,938 This heat is killing us. We got guys flying off the handle. 884 00:39:58,230 --> 00:39:59,356 When are we gonna be done here? Yeah, yeah. 885 00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:01,191 Couple, three hours, you'll see your breath. 886 00:40:01,483 --> 00:40:02,526 (PHONE RINGING) 887 00:40:02,818 --> 00:40:05,153 Honey, I've got like 64 seconds. What's wrong? 888 00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:06,655 MAN: Nah, that's... Well... 889 00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:09,157 Why don't you let me go to Justice for you? 890 00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:11,493 I got a much better contact than McDougal does. 891 00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:12,744 'Cause you're on leave. 892 00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,579 Okay. I'll go anyway. 893 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,581 So, how was the interview? 894 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,583 Did he offer you the job? 895 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:21,461 Not... Yes. You got any change? 896 00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:23,588 "Not, yes"? 897 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,382 What does "not, yes" mean? 898 00:40:25,674 --> 00:40:26,716 It means, he offered me the job, 899 00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:28,218 but I said I'd have to think about it. 900 00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:29,928 A dime will do it. You have thought about it. 901 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,263 I'd like to think some more. 902 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:32,764 Why? 903 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:34,599 'Cause I have until tomorrow morning, I'd like to think, 904 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:35,976 and that's the end of the conversation. 905 00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:37,561 Geez. Oof! You wish. 906 00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:39,438 Anybody hear a gunshot? Hey! 907 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,524 A gunshot? Yeah, that was down at Alicia's office. 908 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,109 Vic. I don't know what... 909 00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:47,654 Watch this. This is gonna be, uh... (SCOFFS) 910 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:51,825 It's empty- 911 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:54,077 BERNIE: Anybody around here respect a deadline anymore? 912 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,163 MAN 1: Terrible system. Screwed up. 913 00:40:56,455 --> 00:40:59,124 MARTHA: Okay, tell me this. Have you ruled the Sentinel out? 914 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,376 Please, don't be a reporter, okay? 915 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,462 Don't worry. I'm not anymore. 916 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:04,754 Let me give you a hypothetical. 917 00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:06,131 Can it be a short hypothetical? 918 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,260 You're a professional tennis player. You love tennis, 919 00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:11,595 but you wreck your knee, 920 00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:12,971 and you can't play tennis again. Uh-huh. 921 00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:16,349 Your doubles partner, however, goes on and wins Wimbledon. 922 00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:18,018 How do you feel? 923 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:19,561 Wins Wimbledon? Happy as hell. Couldn't be happier. 924 00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:21,855 Oh, bullshit. You hate him. 925 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,857 Do not. I don't wanna hate you, Henry. 926 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,400 Henry, they're doing it now. 927 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:26,485 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming. 928 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:28,361 I... I gotta go do this. 929 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:29,988 Okay? 930 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:36,411 Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you at dinner tonight. 931 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,955 8:30, Gus's Place. 932 00:41:39,623 --> 00:41:42,209 Your parents. Please, don't be late. Please. 933 00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:43,251 Marty, am I ever late? 934 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:44,628 It's not funny. 935 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,004 It's a little bit funny. 936 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:48,423 Hey, see you. Give me a kiss. See you. 937 00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:49,966 Goodbye. Hmm? 938 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:52,886 That's it? 939 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,387 See you. Okay. 940 00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:06,691 "Deadline. A date or time before which something must be done." 941 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,276 Sorry. Henry... 942 00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,444 It's a damn Marx Brothers movie 943 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:10,654 every time I set foot in my office. 944 00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:13,073 One of our security guys actually tried to frisk me. 945 00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:14,866 ALL: Oh. We're having drinks later. 946 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:16,326 (LAUGHTER) 947 00:42:16,618 --> 00:42:17,702 What the hell was that gunshot? 948 00:42:17,994 --> 00:42:18,995 MAN 1: McDougal. 949 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,831 BERNIE: Is he dead? MAN 1: I wish. 950 00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:23,250 MAN 2: McDougal's insane. 951 00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:24,668 MAN 3: The man is certifiable. 952 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,503 BERNIE: Okay, before we go through the schedule, 953 00:42:26,795 --> 00:42:28,838 we still in love with the subway for page one? 954 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:30,674 MAN 1: Yeah. No, no, no, no. 955 00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:32,551 Subway's ancient history. They made a bust in the Williamsburg shooting. 956 00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:34,511 MAN 1: Really? Cool. Two black kids at Fort Greene. 957 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:35,679 One of them has a record. 958 00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:37,264 MAN 2: Everybody has a record. We have any art yet? 959 00:42:37,556 --> 00:42:38,390 No. 960 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,684 So we'll get them at the perp walk. 961 00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:41,560 What's the wood? 962 00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:43,270 Uh, okay. 963 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:44,646 Something simple. 964 00:42:44,938 --> 00:42:46,731 "Caught." Something like that. 965 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:47,649 "Caught"? 966 00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:48,900 It's so boring. 967 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:51,903 How 'bout something like, uh, "Gotcha"? 968 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:53,071 WOMAN: There you go. Okay, great. 969 00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:54,573 MAN: I love it. "Gotcha" with a slammer. 970 00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:57,158 Oh, yeah. God forbid this paper ever runs anything 971 00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:58,785 without an exclamation mark. 972 00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:00,662 Hold on a minute, hold on a minute, hold on a minute. 973 00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:01,580 Hold it. 974 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:02,622 It's not that clear cut. 975 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,291 McDougal heard on the police scanner 976 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:07,460 even the two arresting cops think this bust is bullshit. 977 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,129 Now, let's think about this a minute. 978 00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:11,715 Doesn't that set anybody's alarm bells off? 979 00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:13,383 Yeah. 980 00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:16,720 Yeah, it... It could be like when everyone thought the Westies, uh... 981 00:43:17,012 --> 00:43:19,097 The union guy. The union guy. Exactly. 982 00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:21,224 Did you get anything officially from the cops? 983 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:24,269 Uh, I am, uh, working on that. 984 00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:26,313 The other thing is, these deed guys 985 00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:27,731 were not your ordinary businessmen. 986 00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:29,274 They were on the board of Sedona Savings and Loan, 987 00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:33,028 and they lost a lot of money, millions of somebody's money, 988 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:35,822 and the Feds are looking into that right now. So... 989 00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:38,575 Where did you get this? Huh? 990 00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:41,077 The, uh... This? 991 00:43:43,997 --> 00:43:45,957 I stole it off Bladden's desk at the Sentinel. 992 00:43:46,249 --> 00:43:48,126 (ALL LAUGHING) MAN: I can't believe it! 993 00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:49,794 What? You stole it? 994 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:51,338 Jesus, Henry, I was kidding. 995 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:54,215 Well, you know, they called us cute, 996 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:56,718 and I was right there, and they were out of tote bags. So... 997 00:43:57,010 --> 00:43:58,845 ALICIA: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, Henry. Wait. 998 00:43:59,429 --> 00:44:00,555 You know, what are you saying here? 999 00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:02,724 That these bankers got shot up 1000 00:44:03,016 --> 00:44:04,559 by some pissed off Wall Street guy? 1001 00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:05,769 I don't know. I don't know. 1002 00:44:06,061 --> 00:44:07,187 McDougal's on that right now down at Justice, 1003 00:44:07,479 --> 00:44:08,480 trying to get an investors list. 1004 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:09,898 You got a cop quote? 1005 00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:11,608 A, uh, what? Quote. 1006 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:15,153 You know, they talk, you write, we print. 1007 00:44:15,612 --> 00:44:17,113 Oh, oh, oh. A cop quote. 1008 00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:20,116 They got me on hold. Go there, talk to them and get me something. 1009 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:21,660 Working on the quote. 1010 00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:24,788 All right, fine. Good. It's a great lead. 1011 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,707 We'll follow it up tomorrow, but without a confirmation, we still run "Gotcha!" 1012 00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:31,086 Wait. What if these aren't the guys? What if they're innocent? 1013 00:44:31,795 --> 00:44:33,797 We taint them today, we make them look good on Saturday. 1014 00:44:34,089 --> 00:44:34,798 Everybody's happy. 1015 00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:36,925 MAN 1: Makes sense to me. MAN 2: Taint them today. 1016 00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:40,470 Wait a minute. This is a story that could permanently alter 1017 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:43,640 the public's perception of two teenagers who might be innocent, 1018 00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:45,850 and as a weekend bonus, ignite another race war. 1019 00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:47,811 How 'bout that? What do you say we think about this? 1020 00:44:48,103 --> 00:44:49,270 Okay, what have we got? We got Nazis. 1021 00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:51,648 Give me a cigarette. ALICIA: Okay, move it up front a little. 1022 00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:53,233 Come on, Bernie. Listen to this. 1023 00:44:53,525 --> 00:44:55,694 We're not talking about some publicity hound here 1024 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:57,987 who crawls into the cage and begs for this kind of thing. 1025 00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,198 We're talking about two kids who may not exactly enjoy 1026 00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:01,658 the whole prison experience. 1027 00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:02,826 Oh, please, Henry. You don't care 1028 00:45:03,118 --> 00:45:04,202 whether they got beaten up or not. 1029 00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:05,704 That's not what this is all about. 1030 00:45:05,995 --> 00:45:06,996 We got our ass kicked yesterday. 1031 00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:08,873 So you wanna beat everyone else today, that's all. 1032 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:11,209 Yeah, I do. I do. You don't? 1033 00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:12,460 Oh, come on. Give me a break. You don't? 1034 00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:13,878 Tell me you don't. You do. 1035 00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:15,213 Fuck it then. Let's not beat anybody today. 1036 00:45:15,505 --> 00:45:16,715 Let's not beat anybody all week. 1037 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:18,216 Bernie, what do you say? 1038 00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:20,844 Let's not beat anybody, uh, till October? The whole year? 1039 00:45:21,136 --> 00:45:22,804 Fuck it. Let's never beat anybody the rest of our lives. 1040 00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:24,472 Ah, glad you're not overreacting. 1041 00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:25,765 So what do you wanna run, Henry? What? 1042 00:45:26,725 --> 00:45:28,852 I don't know. Uh, what do I wanna run? 1043 00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:30,729 Uh... "They didn't do it." 1044 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,021 "They didn't do it"? 1045 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,648 You don't have that! I don't think of these things. 1046 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,859 You don't have close to that. You have unattributed cops. 1047 00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:37,861 She doesn't have "Gotcha." Something you read upside down. 1048 00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:39,112 You don't have "Gotcha" either. 1049 00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:41,072 Not for page one, not till you get a shot of the kids. 1050 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:43,032 So we're going on the perp walk. What's the big deal? 1051 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,452 So what time do they walk? 1052 00:45:45,744 --> 00:45:46,703 So we stretch it a little. 1053 00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:47,912 And you're gonna pay for that? 1054 00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:50,039 Yes. We stretch the deadline to 8:00. 1055 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:51,708 If we get art on the two kids 1056 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,042 at the walk of shame, it's "Gotcha." 1057 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,253 If we miss them, the subway is page one. 1058 00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:57,464 Oh, the subway's bullshit! Bernie, come on! 1059 00:45:57,756 --> 00:45:59,048 Hey, hey! You don't have it. You know it. 1060 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,592 Now, you wanna run the story? 1061 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,678 You got five hours until 8:00. Go get the story. 1062 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:05,096 No, hey, hey, do your job! 1063 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:06,473 All right, you... Go ahead and do your job! 1064 00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:07,932 Don't just take a position 1065 00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:09,726 because it's the opposite of what she says. 1066 00:46:10,018 --> 00:46:11,519 I mean, it's like watching a bunch of sixth graders, 1067 00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:12,812 for Christ's sake! 1068 00:46:22,697 --> 00:46:24,491 Photo. Where... Where the hell is Max? 1069 00:46:24,783 --> 00:46:25,909 He went home sick. 1070 00:46:28,161 --> 00:46:30,497 You make damn sure photo is at the perp walk, Henry. 1071 00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:33,249 And I mean damn sure. 1072 00:46:34,751 --> 00:46:35,794 Excuse me. 1073 00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:37,921 (BERNIE COUGHING) 1074 00:46:38,338 --> 00:46:39,631 Excuse me. 1075 00:46:40,757 --> 00:46:41,716 (SCOFFS) 1076 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:42,926 What's up his ass? 1077 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,928 Bagel 1078 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,930 ALICIA: Anyway. Okay, so... 1079 00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:53,102 MAN 1: You know anything about air conditioning? 1080 00:46:53,394 --> 00:46:55,188 MAN 2: The problem's not down there. It's up there. 1081 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,440 Where's Robin? MAN 3: There. 1082 00:46:57,982 --> 00:46:59,901 MAN 4: In there. MAN 1: In your dreams. 1083 00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:05,114 Robin. Oh, fuck! 1084 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,535 Oh, shit. Shit, I mean, I'm sorry. 1085 00:47:08,827 --> 00:47:11,996 Mr. Hackett, um, what's wrong? Nothing. 1086 00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:15,959 Listen, Robin. I've got a really, really, uh, 1087 00:47:16,251 --> 00:47:18,962 important assignment for you. 1088 00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:20,839 For me? Yeah. 1089 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:23,967 This is big, okay? 1090 00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:25,885 I mean, I don't wanna put any pressure on you, 1091 00:47:26,970 --> 00:47:29,264 but I just wanna tell you that if you miss this shot, 1092 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,934 that means Alicia can't run the page one that she wants to. 1093 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:36,688 You understand? 1094 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:38,898 Uh-huh. 1095 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,319 Good. 1096 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:51,870 Yes! 1097 00:47:52,579 --> 00:47:53,496 WOMAN: Who speaks Spanish? 1098 00:47:54,998 --> 00:47:56,082 BERNIE: Henry. 1099 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:59,836 Sorry. I've had better days. 1100 00:48:00,128 --> 00:48:02,505 Hey, Bern, please. Forget about it. 1101 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:06,718 BERNIE: It's coal into a furnace, Henry. 1102 00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:08,428 I been doing this for 36 years. 1103 00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:12,724 Every day you still start from zero, you know? 1104 00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:14,976 MAN 1: Hey, Pete. Can you come here a minute? 1105 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,769 MAN 2: Go bother someone else. 1106 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:19,063 You okay? 1107 00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:20,315 Nah. 1108 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,525 I'm in a foul mood. 1109 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:26,529 I gotta get out of here early tonight, so... 1110 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:31,951 Page one's up to you and Alicia, but, you know, play nice. 1111 00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:33,912 I'll give it a shot. 1112 00:48:39,042 --> 00:48:41,419 Well, that Sedona thing. Why does it have to be today? 1113 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,838 'Cause "Gotcha" is wrong, 1114 00:48:45,465 --> 00:48:46,966 and I don't wanna be wrong today. 1115 00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:50,637 Well, hang with it if you want, but have Lou 1116 00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:52,472 do a subway page one just in case. 1117 00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:53,640 All right. 1118 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:54,974 I mean, we might get it. 1119 00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:57,477 It's not even 4:00 yet, so... 1120 00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:59,145 Oh, man! Good luck. 1121 00:49:00,063 --> 00:49:01,397 WOMAN 1: Would you see what you can do with this? 1122 00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,406 MAN: Hold on. Eighty-six Bahrain. 1123 00:49:10,907 --> 00:49:12,367 They weren't from Long Island. 1124 00:49:13,076 --> 00:49:14,035 I think it's fine. 1125 00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:16,120 RAY: Anybody got another word for... 1126 00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:18,873 Hey, Ed. Ed, you got Nazis. It's 9 inches. 1127 00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:21,292 For Christ's sake, I don't have 9 inches for Nazis! 1128 00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:22,835 Did Wilder call back? 1129 00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:24,837 JANET: No. Do you have any change? 1130 00:49:25,338 --> 00:49:26,381 No. 1131 00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:28,091 You have no change? 1132 00:49:28,383 --> 00:49:29,592 Oh, Henry, no! 1133 00:49:30,343 --> 00:49:31,094 Check the... 1134 00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:32,679 Henry, do you really wanna run "Smashed" 1135 00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:33,888 for the wood on the subway? 1136 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:35,932 Eh, whatever fits. I don't really care. 1137 00:49:36,224 --> 00:49:37,141 Hey, Blaisch, you have any change? 1138 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:38,101 Got another word for "mangled"? 1139 00:49:38,393 --> 00:49:39,686 The thing is it implies that he was drunk 1140 00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:40,728 while he was driving the train. 1141 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,146 He could've gotten drunk afterwards. 1142 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:45,108 You're accurate, ethical, and I want you out of this building. 1143 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,944 Torn, mutilated, uh... I don't care. 1144 00:49:48,236 --> 00:49:50,279 RAY: Mutilated. Mutilated. That ought to do it. 1145 00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:52,699 Henry, haven't you got anything on the Sedona yet? 1146 00:49:52,991 --> 00:49:54,951 It's a quarter after 6:00. Beep Wilder. Shit! 1147 00:49:55,243 --> 00:49:57,161 Hey, Henry. You got another word for... 1148 00:49:57,453 --> 00:49:58,788 Oh, I got another word for all of 'em. 1149 00:49:59,080 --> 00:49:59,998 Get the hell out of the chair. 1150 00:50:05,712 --> 00:50:08,297 No, don't change that. Oh, that's pretty good. 1151 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:10,008 I got it. That baby's over here. 1152 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:11,175 Oh, for God's sake. 1153 00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:12,719 Hey, we're minutes away, okay? 1154 00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:14,137 Henry. Look, I struck out with the cops. 1155 00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:15,972 Look, there's something definitely going on down there, 1156 00:50:16,264 --> 00:50:17,557 but none of those son of a bitches are talking. 1157 00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:19,642 Where'd you go? Police headquarters. 1158 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:21,561 Michael... 1159 00:50:21,853 --> 00:50:23,396 You gotta go to the precinct on this stuff! 1160 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,857 Of course nobody's talking at DCPI. 1161 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:27,817 Jesus Christ! 1162 00:50:28,109 --> 00:50:29,944 Hey, Hen. I've got "Smashed" with a question mark. What do you think? 1163 00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:31,320 WOMAN: (ON TV)...Williamsburg, where the prompt arrest 1164 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:32,947 of two suspects 1165 00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:34,949 in the brutal murder of the two white Arizona businessmen... 1166 00:50:35,408 --> 00:50:38,536 Henry, I've got "Smashed" with a question mark. What do you think? 1167 00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:39,746 It's not gonna matter. 1168 00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:42,040 MAN: I'm not happy with this source. 1169 00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:46,127 I took up a collection, and you can never ask anyone again. 1170 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,757 Ooh. Hey, did McDougal call in? No. 1171 00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:52,550 No message at all from McDougal? 1172 00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:54,719 I have no motive for lying, Henry. 1173 00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,765 I'll tell you what, Henry. I'm gonna make a proof 1174 00:50:59,057 --> 00:51:00,433 of "Smashed" with a question mark. I'll show it to you. 1175 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:02,560 I'm going down to Composing. I'll check it out there. 1176 00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:04,771 Okay, I'll meet you there. Nice chair, Ray. My back feels great. 1177 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,355 RAY: Yeah, great chair. 1178 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:09,150 WOMAN: I got about two minutes to sub that Bahrain piece. 1179 00:51:09,442 --> 00:51:10,693 Hey! 1180 00:51:11,778 --> 00:51:13,196 Come on, guys, huh? 1181 00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:14,572 (LAUGHTER) 1182 00:51:14,864 --> 00:51:16,115 Oh, it's not funny! 1183 00:51:16,616 --> 00:51:18,034 Police discovered the bodies of two men 1184 00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:19,410 sitting in a parked vehicle... 1185 00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:21,454 Talk to me, Chuck. What do you got? 1186 00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:22,830 Ah, it's old news. 1187 00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:24,582 Carmen. Wilder whiffed with the cops. 1188 00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:26,209 Get out to the 9-1 in Brooklyn 1189 00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:27,668 and get to the bottom of this bust already, all right? 1190 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,046 For tonight? You want this for tonight? 1191 00:51:30,338 --> 00:51:32,215 Give me a break. It's only... 1192 00:51:32,507 --> 00:51:33,174 (ALARM RINGING) 1193 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:35,718 7:00. 1194 00:51:36,636 --> 00:51:37,595 LOU: What do you think? 1195 00:51:37,887 --> 00:51:39,430 HENRY: Well, I hate it. LOU: Me, too. 1196 00:51:39,722 --> 00:51:41,182 What's this? What happened to "Gotcha"? 1197 00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:42,934 Artwork's not back yet. 1198 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:44,477 Perp walk's not for another 10 minutes. 1199 00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:46,187 Bernie wants a backup. That's what we've got. 1200 00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:48,397 We hold the page one till 8:00, not a minute more. 1201 00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:49,857 It's 12 grand every half hour we wait. 1202 00:51:50,149 --> 00:51:51,067 HENRY: No problem. 1203 00:51:51,359 --> 00:51:53,236 Those are union drivers waiting out there, mister. 1204 00:51:53,528 --> 00:51:54,153 Okay. 1205 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,242 (DRAWLING) "Those are union drivers waiting out there, mister." 1206 00:51:59,534 --> 00:52:00,368 Shoot it! 1207 00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:21,264 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 1208 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,599 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1209 00:52:27,854 --> 00:52:29,397 MAN: What time's the arraignment tomorrow? 1210 00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,075 Deanne. (PANTING) 1211 00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:43,828 Just give me a second, all right? It won't kill you. 1212 00:52:44,287 --> 00:52:45,329 What are you doing here? 1213 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:47,999 I came to see my daughter, and it's good to see you. 1214 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,378 Oh. 1215 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,006 My God, I don't believe this. 1216 00:52:57,508 --> 00:53:00,178 You're married. You're married. 1217 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,389 Oh, my God. I have to sit down on this one. 1218 00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:06,184 Look, I made it very clear. I don't wish to see you. 1219 00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:07,685 Drop the rehearsed stuff, will you? 1220 00:53:07,977 --> 00:53:09,478 You sound like you just walked out of your shrink's office. 1221 00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:12,106 Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. 1222 00:53:12,398 --> 00:53:13,691 That was a rotten thing to say. Hold it, hold it. 1223 00:53:14,734 --> 00:53:16,319 I'm sorry. Look... 1224 00:53:16,611 --> 00:53:17,695 All right. 1225 00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:18,946 Let me start over. 1226 00:53:19,238 --> 00:53:20,156 Why are you here? 1227 00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:21,866 Why? Why? 1228 00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:28,039 I saw your name in that piece we ran on the Murray Hill trial. 1229 00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:32,043 I was proud, Mrs. Whatever-your-name-is, 1230 00:53:32,919 --> 00:53:35,296 and I wanted to tell you that. 1231 00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:37,673 Okay? 1232 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,093 Thank you. 1233 00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:46,641 You know... Let me just ask you this. 1234 00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:51,520 Would you have cared to come if my name hadn't been in your paper? 1235 00:53:55,942 --> 00:53:58,945 Do you hate me, Deanne? If you hate me, there's no point. 1236 00:53:59,612 --> 00:54:01,447 I don't know you enough to hate you. 1237 00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:11,791 TOM: It turns out that the guy 1238 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,793 they've been looking for, for 18 months, 1239 00:54:14,085 --> 00:54:15,419 you know, this big search, 1240 00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:17,797 has been dead for five years anyway. No! 1241 00:54:18,089 --> 00:54:20,549 Oh, and he was something like 90 years old. 1242 00:54:20,841 --> 00:54:22,218 So he couldn't have stolen a motorcycle 1243 00:54:22,510 --> 00:54:24,720 and driven it from Kansas City to Ozone Park or something. 1244 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:27,556 That is so funny. Oh, yeah. 1245 00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:29,183 I mean, that's just an example. 1246 00:54:29,475 --> 00:54:31,894 I mean, I could tell you dozens of stories exactly like that. 1247 00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:34,605 You could do a whole series on the Justice Department. 1248 00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:36,399 Yeah. You know? People would like that. 1249 00:54:36,691 --> 00:54:37,733 I bet they would. 1250 00:54:40,653 --> 00:54:41,904 So, where's Henry tonight? 1251 00:54:42,655 --> 00:54:44,323 Working. Mmm-hmm. 1252 00:54:46,409 --> 00:54:48,452 Well, give him my regards. You sure you don't want some juice or something? 1253 00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:49,996 No, no. No? 1254 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,331 You have another, though. Yeah, I think I will. 1255 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:57,545 So, Tom, did you bring the list? 1256 00:54:58,671 --> 00:55:00,381 Yeah. Yeah. 1257 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:12,226 You can't take it. Just a look. 1258 00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:14,812 I'm supposed to memorize every single investor in a major bank? 1259 00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:17,231 You'll know what you're looking for when you see it. 1260 00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:24,697 Hey, Martha. Yeah. 1261 00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:25,990 Tell me something. Yeah. 1262 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:30,161 Did you honestly find even one of my stories funny? 1263 00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,624 No, Tom, I didn't. 1264 00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,628 Yeah. Just wanted to know where I stood. 1265 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,589 Well, you knew when I called, Tom. 1266 00:55:42,465 --> 00:55:43,424 Yeah. 1267 00:55:50,890 --> 00:55:53,267 Oh, my God! 1268 00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:54,018 Mmm-hmm. 1269 00:55:55,186 --> 00:55:56,562 Yeah. 1270 00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,022 Kind of jumps right out at you, doesn't it? (WHISTLES IN AWE) 1271 00:55:58,731 --> 00:55:59,857 CROWD: Justice! Justice! Justice! 1272 00:56:00,149 --> 00:56:01,317 OFFICER: All right, everybody stay back. 1273 00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:02,693 Just relax. Stay back. 1274 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:05,696 (CROWD CONTINUES CHANTING) 1275 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:08,324 All right, just stay over there. Thank you very much. 1276 00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:10,785 No, no, no, no, no. Beyond the barricade. Hey! 1277 00:56:15,748 --> 00:56:17,416 Excuse me! Can I just... 1278 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:21,462 Uh, excuse me. Um, New York Sun. 1279 00:56:21,754 --> 00:56:23,881 Hey, hey! Go around. I'm sorry. 1280 00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:25,383 Can't you see the cable? Sorry. I'm sorry. 1281 00:56:26,759 --> 00:56:28,344 MAN 1: There they are! MAN 2: Here they come! 1282 00:56:28,636 --> 00:56:29,470 Daryll! Daryll! Daryll! 1283 00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:31,013 Damn it! 1284 00:56:33,349 --> 00:56:34,809 (ALL CLAMORING) 1285 00:56:36,102 --> 00:56:37,478 Shit! 1286 00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:38,604 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 1287 00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:42,566 WOMAN: Hey! Do you have anything to say? 1288 00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:43,818 Shit! 1289 00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:45,361 OFFICER: Could you make room? 1290 00:56:45,653 --> 00:56:47,321 What do you think your chances are? 1291 00:56:47,613 --> 00:56:49,490 OFFICER: Get out of the way! Get back. Get out of the way! 1292 00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,250 (EXCLAIMS) 1293 00:57:02,795 --> 00:57:05,089 Hey... Hey... Come on! I'm down here! 1294 00:57:17,435 --> 00:57:19,478 - OFFICER 1: All right, let's move it. - OFFICER 2: Party's over. 1295 00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:22,857 Henry? Carmen on 4. 1296 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:26,318 (PHONE RINGING) 1297 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,529 Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. 1298 00:57:28,821 --> 00:57:30,364 Nothing, Henry. I'm sorry. 1299 00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:32,199 I can't even get into the building. 1300 00:57:32,491 --> 00:57:33,993 I mean, they're not talking to any reporters. 1301 00:57:34,285 --> 00:57:35,369 I mean, the guy from the Sentinel, 1302 00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:36,829 he's standing over there and he's crying. 1303 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,998 No shit. Oh, man, Carmen. 1304 00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:40,749 You're killing me here. It's 20 after 8:00. 1305 00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:42,376 Wife line. 1306 00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:44,462 Oh, geez. Hang on, Carmen. 1307 00:57:45,629 --> 00:57:46,464 I'm not late yet. 1308 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,174 No, no, the Sedona thing. 1309 00:57:48,466 --> 00:57:49,216 I got something for you. 1310 00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:51,177 You did go to the Justice Department. 1311 00:57:51,469 --> 00:57:53,179 Aw, Marty, this really ticks me off. 1312 00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:54,221 What do you got? 1313 00:57:54,513 --> 00:57:55,764 I saw the investor list. 1314 00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:58,809 I'm reading it. It's just your average bunch of Wall Street schmoes. 1315 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:00,769 Trusts and stuff. Names I don't recognize. 1316 00:58:01,061 --> 00:58:02,563 I'm thinking, "This goes nowhere." 1317 00:58:02,855 --> 00:58:04,732 And then, all of a sudden, pow! 1318 00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:07,234 "Pow"? Hold on. 1319 00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:08,444 Hang in there, Carmen. 1320 00:58:08,736 --> 00:58:09,904 Yeah? So? "POW." 1321 00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:12,656 Sedona Savings' single largest investor, 1322 00:58:12,948 --> 00:58:14,909 who alone lost over $5 million, 1323 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:20,915 E and R Interstate Trucking, Nicholas D'Onofrio, proprietor. 1324 00:58:21,457 --> 00:58:23,125 What are you telling me? These banker schmucks 1325 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,794 lost $5 million of the mobs' money? 1326 00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:29,548 "Dumbfellas," huh? "Unwise guys." 1327 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:33,469 Oh, hon, you are so good. You are so good. 1328 00:58:33,761 --> 00:58:35,596 Oh, I love you. I love you. 1329 00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:37,890 This is great. Do you know how good you are at this? 1330 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:41,685 I mean, you drive me crazy when you're like this. 1331 00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:43,145 What are you wearing? 1332 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,105 (LAUGHING) 1333 00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:47,149 Oh, baby. 1334 00:58:48,067 --> 00:58:49,527 WOMAN: (ON TV) As fear of racial tension mounts, 1335 00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,820 New Yorkers got their first look at the suspects 1336 00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:54,240 in the brutal Williamsburg killings this afternoon, 1337 00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,617 following their booking at police headquarters. 1338 00:58:56,909 --> 00:58:58,827 Formal charges will be filed tomorrow at the arraignment, 1339 00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:00,454 where prosecutors are said to be... 1340 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:03,249 God, we gotta get that cop quote. They gotta say it. 1341 00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:07,545 Oh, come on! I drop a big, fat, juicy steak in your lap, 1342 00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:08,963 and you ask for sauce? 1343 00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:13,259 Hang on. Carmen, you have to get a quote. 1344 00:59:13,551 --> 00:59:16,095 Henry, I can't even get past that desk sergeant. 1345 00:59:16,387 --> 00:59:17,513 All cops wanna talk. 1346 00:59:17,805 --> 00:59:19,682 They just don't know they wanna talk. You've gotta tell them. 1347 00:59:19,974 --> 00:59:21,725 Henry, he took one look at my press pass and... 1348 00:59:22,017 --> 00:59:24,603 You wore your press pass? Oh, you can't wear your press pass. 1349 00:59:25,104 --> 00:59:27,064 Paul Bladden from the Sentinel on 6. 1350 00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:28,649 Shit. Hang on. 1351 00:59:28,941 --> 00:59:31,151 Paul. Hi. Can you hold on for a second? 1352 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:33,112 Thank you very much. Good. 1353 00:59:33,404 --> 00:59:35,906 Marty, listen. This is so good, I'm running this tonight. 1354 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:37,866 You're supposed to be at dinner in five minutes. 1355 00:59:38,158 --> 00:59:41,203 I can't help it. You're too good. That's how good you are. 1356 00:59:41,704 --> 00:59:42,871 I can't... It's your fault. 1357 00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:44,373 You actually got yourself into a jam here. 1358 00:59:44,665 --> 00:59:48,127 Henry, listen. Tomorrow is fine. Tomorrow. 1359 00:59:48,419 --> 00:59:49,753 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Today. 1360 00:59:50,045 --> 00:59:51,714 Tomorrow. Today. Today, today, today. 1361 00:59:52,006 --> 00:59:53,299 Tomorrow. Tomorrow. 1362 00:59:53,591 --> 00:59:55,175 Today. Now. Today. Now. Today. 1363 00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:58,762 Henry. I'm on my way out at 8:25, 1364 00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:00,723 and I just happened to notice that our presses aren't running, 1365 01:00:01,015 --> 01:00:02,141 which strikes me as rather odd, 1366 01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:04,518 since we are, after all, a newspaper. 1367 01:00:04,810 --> 01:00:06,812 Gotta go. Okay. See you later. 1368 01:00:07,146 --> 01:00:09,356 Listen, Carmen, just write up whatever it is you got. 1369 01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,567 I'll get the quote myself. It's okay. It's okay. 1370 01:00:11,859 --> 01:00:13,944 Hi. Hey, Paul, look. Look, looks like 1371 01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:15,571 I'm gonna owe you one here, okay? 1372 01:00:15,863 --> 01:00:17,656 Ninety more seconds? Can you? Thank you very much. 1373 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:21,702 First of all, you look fabulous. 1374 01:00:21,994 --> 01:00:23,078 Cut it out. What's going on? 1375 01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:25,539 Well, I didn't get the artwork back from the perp walk. 1376 01:00:25,831 --> 01:00:26,832 Who'd you send? Robin. 1377 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:31,545 You sent Robin to cover the Williamsburg perp walk? 1378 01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:35,341 Robin happens to be a professional news photographer. 1379 01:00:35,633 --> 01:00:37,509 Robin happens to be 1380 01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:39,136 Oh, see, now you're just being silly. 1381 01:00:39,428 --> 01:00:40,721 That was a cheap-ass trick, Henry. 1382 01:00:41,013 --> 01:00:42,348 Look, I'm on to something with this Sedona thing here. 1383 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,724 I just need a quote from the cops. 1384 01:00:44,016 --> 01:00:45,100 You don't have it. 1385 01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:47,353 And you screwed the story you do have. 1386 01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:50,814 It's a fuck-up, Henry. It's a goddamn $12,000 error 1387 01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:52,608 if you get the art back in the next 20 minutes, 1388 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:53,859 which I sincerely doubt. 1389 01:00:56,028 --> 01:00:59,114 Okay. Bernie's not here, so this is my call. 1390 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,367 Wait for Robin till 9:00. 1391 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:03,369 If she makes it by then, run "Gotcha." 1392 01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:04,870 If not, go with the subway. 1393 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:08,290 What the hell's the matter with you? 1394 01:01:15,047 --> 01:01:16,173 Paul! 1395 01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:18,717 You are the most unethical, unprincipled... 1396 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,887 I cannot believe you had the balls to do it! 1397 01:01:22,221 --> 01:01:24,723 Slow... Slow down. Slow down. What... What are you talking about? 1398 01:01:25,224 --> 01:01:28,227 God damn! You know what I'm talking about. The Sedona item. 1399 01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:29,937 Why, you stole it right off my desk. 1400 01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:33,982 Uh... "Uh, uh, uh, uh," my ass. 1401 01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:35,943 Come on. You know you stole it! 1402 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:38,570 Well, hold on a second here, Paul. 1403 01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:41,907 If we were working on a Sedona thing, how would you know about it? 1404 01:01:42,408 --> 01:01:44,368 I mean, I hope the Sentinel doesn't have a mole over here. 1405 01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:46,870 Did you or did you not take the item? 1406 01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:48,789 Because, uh, gee, if they did, you know, 1407 01:01:49,081 --> 01:01:50,791 they could get you in a lot of trouble for something like that. 1408 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:52,876 In fact, it might even be illegal. I'm not sure, 1409 01:01:53,168 --> 01:01:54,378 but I can check on that for you if you want. 1410 01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:56,463 Oh, come on, come on. Cut the bullshit. 1411 01:01:56,755 --> 01:01:57,840 You know what? Why don't I do... Hold on a second. 1412 01:01:58,132 --> 01:01:59,258 Janet! Henry? 1413 01:01:59,550 --> 01:02:01,427 Get Dick Palone in the DA's office for me, okay? 1414 01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:03,011 Just tell him I want to ask him a question. 1415 01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:05,097 Don't worry, I'm gonna keep you totally out of this. 1416 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:07,766 Yeah, I just want to ask him a question, okay? 1417 01:02:08,434 --> 01:02:09,643 I'll check on that for you, Paul. 1418 01:02:09,935 --> 01:02:11,311 Give it up, Henry. Give it up. 1419 01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:13,731 Our guy saw McDougal banging on doors 1420 01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:15,107 all over the Justice Department. 1421 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:16,817 Now, I'm gonna ask you one last time. 1422 01:02:17,109 --> 01:02:19,445 Did you or did you not take the item? 1423 01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:26,618 Well, Paul, you realized you were talking to a journalist. 1424 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,203 Dick who? 1425 01:02:33,459 --> 01:02:36,920 I realize, you know, this doesn't exactly get us off on the right foot. 1426 01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:40,007 The right foot? Are you out of your mind? Why, the offer's rescinded. 1427 01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:42,885 Uh... How stupid do you think we are? 1428 01:02:43,177 --> 01:02:45,345 What did you think I'd come to when I put two and two together? 1429 01:02:45,637 --> 01:02:46,930 Three? Three and a half? 1430 01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:48,056 Paul, look, I'm trying to... 1431 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:49,475 And that you could walk in here... 1432 01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:50,726 I'm trying to be reasonable here. If you'd just... 1433 01:02:51,018 --> 01:02:53,479 Why don't you just, uh, take my wallet as well, eh? 1434 01:02:53,771 --> 01:02:55,355 Let me say something! Wait a... 1435 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:58,650 Well, I hope you're satisfied, asshole! 1436 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:02,696 You just blew your chance to cover the world! 1437 01:03:02,988 --> 01:03:05,908 Really? Well, guess fucking what? 1438 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:09,703 I don't really fucking care. You wanna know fucking why? 1439 01:03:09,995 --> 01:03:12,372 'Cause I don't fucking live in the fucking world! 1440 01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:17,211 I live in fucking New York City! So go fuck yourself! 1441 01:03:24,968 --> 01:03:25,886 You handled that well. 1442 01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:28,222 Thank you. 1443 01:03:39,191 --> 01:03:41,276 Martha? Martha? 1444 01:03:41,944 --> 01:03:45,531 Oh, my... Oh, my God! You look like you're going to explode. 1445 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:48,951 Oh! That's how I feel. 1446 01:03:49,243 --> 01:03:50,369 Oh! 1447 01:03:50,661 --> 01:03:51,954 Where's Henry? 1448 01:03:52,246 --> 01:03:54,456 Oh, running a little late, I suppose. 1449 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:59,253 No, right here, Ray. Like for E and R Trucking, what would we say? 1450 01:03:59,795 --> 01:04:01,588 Uh, not an alias. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. 1451 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:02,965 Good night, Henry. Good night. 1452 01:04:03,257 --> 01:04:04,132 "Reputed mob front." 1453 01:04:04,424 --> 01:04:05,551 We can say that. 1454 01:04:05,843 --> 01:04:07,177 That's it. Way to go, Ray. Good, Ray. 1455 01:04:07,469 --> 01:04:09,471 All right, I gotta go. Ray, it's a sidebar. Keep it tight. 1456 01:04:09,972 --> 01:04:12,391 Henry? Henry, I couldn't get anything out of Justice. 1457 01:04:12,683 --> 01:04:13,851 I told you my friend hates me. 1458 01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:15,769 Now, why don't you send Marty? 1459 01:04:16,061 --> 01:04:17,771 She knows that guy over there. Yeah, don't worry about it. 1460 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,773 Hey, does your friend at 9-1 hate you, too? 1461 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:20,858 Not for a good reason. Why? 1462 01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:21,817 I got to talk to him. 1463 01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:23,360 Hey, you know what? Pick me up in front 1464 01:04:23,652 --> 01:04:25,028 of Gus's in about 1465 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,865 Henry, what's with all the grunt work? I'm a columnist. 1466 01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:30,868 You're not a columnist. You're a reporter who writes long. 1467 01:04:31,159 --> 01:04:33,161 Hey, grab a clipboard. Clipboard? 1468 01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:34,955 I mean, I've got things to write here. 1469 01:04:35,247 --> 01:04:37,124 You know, I've got my own stories I'm working on. 1470 01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:38,667 Why don't you... Just get a clipboard! 1471 01:04:38,959 --> 01:04:40,836 Henry! You can't leave until you okay page one. 1472 01:04:41,128 --> 01:04:42,421 I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Working on it. 1473 01:04:42,713 --> 01:04:43,922 Tell him to get a clipboard. 1474 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:49,011 (ON TV)...civil rights groups and police officials. 1475 01:04:49,303 --> 01:04:53,098 The mayor was optimistic that peace would prevail in the streets. 1476 01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:56,852 The mayor remains in close contact 1477 01:04:57,144 --> 01:04:58,979 with church leaders and activists 1478 01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:03,442 in an attempt to calm fears of rioting and widespread violence 1479 01:05:03,734 --> 01:05:07,404 Tonight, he will lead a solidarity march beginning outside City Hall 1480 01:05:07,696 --> 01:05:11,033 and proceeding through Washington Square Park. 1481 01:05:11,325 --> 01:05:14,578 The mayor will be urging New Yorkers to remain calm 1482 01:05:15,203 --> 01:05:16,663 and to work with one another to get 1483 01:05:16,955 --> 01:05:18,123 through these days without incident. 1484 01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:20,208 BERNIE: Hey, he looks familiar. 1485 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,585 BARTENDER: Never saw him before. 1486 01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:23,420 Says he's waiting for a fight. 1487 01:05:24,713 --> 01:05:27,007 A fight? A fight with who? 1488 01:05:29,927 --> 01:05:31,386 None of your goddamn business. 1489 01:05:35,057 --> 01:05:36,975 Turn it off, will you? Yeah. 1490 01:05:42,856 --> 01:05:44,358 Hi. How you doing? 1491 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,028 Sorry I'm late. Hope you all ordered. 1492 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,780 No. We waited. 1493 01:05:51,239 --> 01:05:53,075 Hi, Mom. Hello, darling. 1494 01:05:53,367 --> 01:05:54,993 Dr. Hackett. How was the drive down there, pal? 1495 01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:57,663 Made it in an hour and 45. Ooh! 1496 01:05:57,955 --> 01:05:59,623 So, how's work? 1497 01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:03,251 Work is, uh... Work is good. (GIRL SQUEALING) 1498 01:06:04,503 --> 01:06:07,005 SARAH: Oh, Oh, you liar! 1499 01:06:07,714 --> 01:06:10,175 Martha told us about the Sentinel job. 1500 01:06:10,926 --> 01:06:12,844 Congratulations, darling. 1501 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,473 Howard, let's get some champagne. 1502 01:06:16,765 --> 01:06:19,851 The New York Sentinel. Now, that's what I call a newspaper. 1503 01:06:20,686 --> 01:06:21,645 Yeah. WAITER: Good evening. 1504 01:06:22,104 --> 01:06:23,605 Have you had a chance to decide yet? 1505 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:28,110 Oh, Henry, uh, look fast, and then we'll fill in for you here. 1506 01:06:28,402 --> 01:06:29,736 Sarah? (BABY CRYING) 1507 01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:32,531 SARAH: Uh, well, I'd like to start with a small Caesar salad. 1508 01:06:32,823 --> 01:06:34,700 I don't see it here on the menu, but I always just love... 1509 01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:36,535 - WAITER: Small Caesar? No problem. - SARAH: Uh-huh. 1510 01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:38,495 (CLOCK TICKING) 1511 01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:43,125 And then, um, well, I'll have with that small Caesar salad... 1512 01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:45,627 (BABY SCREAMING) 1513 01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:51,091 (CLOCK TICKING) 1514 01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,221 (DISTORTED) Are you okay? 1515 01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:00,726 And for you, sir? 1516 01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:02,728 (CHURCH BELL TOLLING) 1517 01:07:04,396 --> 01:07:05,939 (DISTORTED) Henry? 1518 01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:06,982 (DISHES CLANGING) 1519 01:07:07,274 --> 01:07:08,358 (TICKING STOPS) 1520 01:07:08,650 --> 01:07:09,818 What's that, Mom? 1521 01:07:10,110 --> 01:07:12,612 Oh, yeah. Okay, here we go. 1522 01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:16,033 Uh, well, what I was going to say was, uh... 1523 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:22,789 You're probably going to find this a little hard to believe. 1524 01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:28,754 You in particular, I think, are gonna get a real big kick out of it. 1525 01:07:29,046 --> 01:07:30,005 I, uh... I can't stay. 1526 01:07:30,297 --> 01:07:31,798 I have to put the paper to bed, 1527 01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:33,550 but you know what I was thinking? 1528 01:07:33,842 --> 01:07:37,596 What do you say, we all get together later and go have some dessert 1529 01:07:37,888 --> 01:07:39,681 at that, uh, place? 1530 01:07:43,351 --> 01:07:44,352 Are you kidding? 1531 01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:46,229 It was a two-hour trip. 1532 01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:48,065 Don't they even let you eat dinner now? 1533 01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:51,359 And, uh, you know the other thing I was gonna tell you? 1534 01:07:52,027 --> 01:07:54,571 Uh, I lost the Sentinel job 1535 01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:57,699 because I stole the lead off the editor's desk. 1536 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:02,954 That's the other thing. 1537 01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:10,087 I couldn't resist. They are so smug over there. 1538 01:08:10,378 --> 01:08:12,380 Hon, they've got maps. They've got seating charts. 1539 01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:13,590 The guys wear bow ties. 1540 01:08:13,882 --> 01:08:15,050 No, no, no. You did it on purpose! 1541 01:08:15,342 --> 01:08:16,468 What are you talking about? 1542 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,053 You did exactly what I asked you not to do. 1543 01:08:18,345 --> 01:08:20,263 I... I... You're shouting, first of all. 1544 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:22,808 I know I'm shouting! I like to shout! 1545 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,267 Don't you notice? When I keep talking louder, 1546 01:08:24,559 --> 01:08:25,602 it's because you haven't heard. 1547 01:08:25,894 --> 01:08:26,853 Come here. 1548 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:28,855 I try to have a sense of humor about things, 1549 01:08:29,147 --> 01:08:31,149 but all it gets me is a smile and a pat on the head. 1550 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:33,235 You don't listen, Henry! I do listen! 1551 01:08:33,527 --> 01:08:34,402 You don't see! 1552 01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:35,779 Of course I see. 1553 01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:38,115 Hi... See what? 1554 01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:40,325 How scared I am. 1555 01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:45,247 I will be there. 1556 01:08:46,248 --> 01:08:48,250 I swear to God I will be there. 1557 01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:51,419 We mean more to me than anything else. You know that. 1558 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:53,046 Let me give you a hypothetical. 1559 01:08:53,338 --> 01:08:54,381 Don't you know that? Really? Oh. 1560 01:08:56,091 --> 01:08:57,300 A guy breaks into the apartment. 1561 01:08:57,592 --> 01:08:58,426 Oh, breaks into the apartment. 1562 01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,846 He's got a gun. He holds it to my head. 1563 01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:03,223 He says, "Either I blow your wife's brains out, 1564 01:09:03,515 --> 01:09:04,808 or I blow up the Sun building. 1565 01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:06,601 "Choose now." 1566 01:09:08,270 --> 01:09:09,271 What do you say? 1567 01:09:09,563 --> 01:09:10,772 What do you think I say? 1568 01:09:11,148 --> 01:09:12,399 What... What do you think I... 1569 01:09:12,941 --> 01:09:14,693 It's ridiculous. It's not gonna happen. 1570 01:09:14,985 --> 01:09:16,278 That is exactly my point, Henry. 1571 01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:18,280 It is never one big dramatic choice. 1572 01:09:18,572 --> 01:09:21,491 It is little, vague situations every single day, 1573 01:09:21,783 --> 01:09:23,368 and you're either there or you're not. 1574 01:09:23,869 --> 01:09:25,704 You keep waiting for the guy with the gun to show up, 1575 01:09:25,996 --> 01:09:27,164 and it's gonna be too late. 1576 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:29,749 I will be there. I promise. 1577 01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,168 (HORN HONKING) 1578 01:09:32,294 --> 01:09:33,879 Henry! 9:00! Let's go! 1579 01:09:36,131 --> 01:09:38,884 What? You know, I mean after tonight, hon. 1580 01:09:39,176 --> 01:09:41,344 I got... Martha, you would do the same thing. 1581 01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:44,139 I saw you waddle off, eight-and-a-half-months pregnant, 1582 01:09:44,431 --> 01:09:46,433 to chase the story. Henry! We're gonna miss this guy! 1583 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,226 All right. Wait! Hold on a minute. Henry. 1584 01:09:48,727 --> 01:09:50,687 Come inside now. Come inside, sit down with me 1585 01:09:50,979 --> 01:09:52,355 and have dinner like you said you would. 1586 01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:54,733 Hon, come on. Don't take the bat out of my hand. 1587 01:09:55,025 --> 01:09:56,193 It's the ninth inning. 1588 01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:57,736 You know what this is like. I gotta get the quote. 1589 01:09:58,028 --> 01:10:00,280 The guy's not gonna be there all night. I gotta get it. I have to. 1590 01:10:01,573 --> 01:10:04,326 Okay? Why are you calm? Don't get calm. I hate this. 1591 01:10:04,618 --> 01:10:05,827 (HORN HONKING) 1592 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:08,830 Yeah, shout, scream or something. You like to shout. 1593 01:10:09,497 --> 01:10:12,042 You should have just told me if we had a kid, I'd be on my own. 1594 01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:14,211 You really should have told me. 1595 01:10:15,503 --> 01:10:16,504 You won't. 1596 01:10:18,006 --> 01:10:19,299 Two hours. 1597 01:10:21,593 --> 01:10:23,220 Two hours, you hear me? 1598 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:26,348 Probably not even two hours. 1599 01:10:26,932 --> 01:10:28,683 Hour and a half, okay? 1600 01:10:30,018 --> 01:10:33,355 Martha. Come on. Honey, wait a minute. 1601 01:10:33,647 --> 01:10:35,649 It's not even... It'll be two... Look, listen to me. 1602 01:10:36,358 --> 01:10:37,192 (HORN HONKING) 1603 01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:38,360 MCDOUGAL: Henry! Ow! 1604 01:10:38,652 --> 01:10:39,653 Come on! Damn! 1605 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:45,283 Yeah, yeah, 99% of your time and effort goes into three basic things, 1606 01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:49,287 your house, your work, your family. 1607 01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:52,415 Well? Yeah, well, women in general, 1608 01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:53,917 if you don't have a family. 1609 01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:56,169 Or men or sheep or whatever you like. 1610 01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:57,337 I made the leap, Bern. 1611 01:10:58,380 --> 01:10:59,506 If you put 'em all together, 1612 01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:02,259 the three of them want more than you've got to give, 1613 01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:04,302 so what do you do about that? 1614 01:11:04,970 --> 01:11:06,304 BARTENDER: That's a tough one. 1615 01:11:06,805 --> 01:11:10,517 Now, your family, I mean, they're people, 1616 01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,519 and so you figure you can get a little human leeway there. 1617 01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:15,522 I mean, you figure they'll... You figure they'll bend. 1618 01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:18,275 But... So you crap all over them. 1619 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:23,321 Yeah, you do. You do. 1620 01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,157 BARTENDER: Freshen it up for you? 1621 01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:27,951 BERNIE: Yeah, you read my mind. 1622 01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:33,290 Listen. Hey, you. Bong! 1623 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:34,541 (LAUGHING) 1624 01:11:46,845 --> 01:11:48,513 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh. 1625 01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:50,932 Please. Please. Something. Anything. 1626 01:11:51,599 --> 01:11:53,143 Anything in focus. 1627 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,398 Oh, shit! 1628 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:01,318 I am fired. 1629 01:12:02,694 --> 01:12:03,778 Aw, Shit! 1630 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:07,157 Oh, oh, that's it. 1631 01:12:11,911 --> 01:12:12,829 (LAUGHS) 1632 01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:17,208 I got it! 1633 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,295 MAN: Well, I've been writing a book about my life, 1634 01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:22,505 an autobiography of my days in the civil rights 1635 01:12:22,797 --> 01:12:23,631 movement and other cases, 1636 01:12:23,923 --> 01:12:26,009 and I hope it's a big success. 1637 01:12:26,468 --> 01:12:27,635 Probably a movie. 1638 01:12:27,927 --> 01:12:29,220 Well, we've gotten some... 1639 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,057 Ah, Gray. How are you? 1640 01:12:32,349 --> 01:12:33,183 Hello, Cynthia. 1641 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,227 They sent me that advance yesterday. Talk to you next week. 1642 01:12:38,063 --> 01:12:40,023 Oh, hi. Hi, Linda. How are you? Hi. How are you? 1643 01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:41,524 It's good to see you. 1644 01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:43,026 It's good to see you. 1645 01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:49,282 KEIGHLEY: I feel pretty good. Yeah. See you later. 1646 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,535 Oh, excuse me, dear. ALICIA: Graham? 1647 01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,704 Yeah? Something I'd like to discuss with you, 1648 01:12:54,996 --> 01:12:56,873 and I, uh, just didn't want to bother you with it upstairs. 1649 01:12:57,916 --> 01:13:00,877 I feel an obligation to act on this directly with you 1650 01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:02,545 because I think we have a good... 1651 01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:03,588 Hi. 1652 01:13:04,506 --> 01:13:06,049 I think we have a good relationship, 1653 01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:08,635 and, uh, I would like to take it further. 1654 01:13:09,594 --> 01:13:12,806 And I think, uh, the way to do that is face-to-face. 1655 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:16,142 You know, you and I, face-to-face. 1656 01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:18,311 Alicia? Yeah? 1657 01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:19,813 I'm gay- 1658 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:23,024 Oh, um... 1659 01:13:24,109 --> 01:13:27,779 Well, I mean... wasn't... I mean, that's fine. 1660 01:13:28,071 --> 01:13:29,072 Alicia! Yeah? 1661 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:32,117 I'm kidding. Oh, great. 1662 01:13:32,409 --> 01:13:33,451 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1663 01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:35,912 That was really good. 1664 01:13:36,204 --> 01:13:37,288 Yeah, well, what's up? 1665 01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:40,250 Well, I won't waste your time, 1666 01:13:41,376 --> 01:13:42,544 but the fact of the matter is, 1667 01:13:42,836 --> 01:13:43,503 I have other offers. 1668 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,463 Didn't we just renegotiate your contract? 1669 01:13:46,131 --> 01:13:47,715 Well, recently, yeah, but my deal's up 1670 01:13:48,007 --> 01:13:48,967 in just a little under a year. 1671 01:13:49,259 --> 01:13:50,510 Eighteen months, isn't it? 1672 01:13:51,136 --> 01:13:54,389 Well, um, technically, that would be more accurate, 1673 01:13:54,681 --> 01:13:55,723 but, you know, with... 1674 01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:57,892 Yeah, uh-huh. Well, I'll tell you what. 1675 01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:01,896 If you have other offers, you have my permission to pursue them. 1676 01:14:03,148 --> 01:14:05,567 But don't come to me again without talking to Bernie first. 1677 01:14:05,859 --> 01:14:07,569 I don't like it. It's cheap. 1678 01:14:07,861 --> 01:14:10,447 Okay? We done? 1679 01:14:17,412 --> 01:14:18,872 Graham, I don't think you... 1680 01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:20,540 (TOILET FLUSHING) 1681 01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:27,589 I'd love it if you weren't here. 1682 01:14:42,687 --> 01:14:44,564 PRISONER 1: I'm going to keep you as my bitch, boy. 1683 01:14:44,856 --> 01:14:45,815 Word to my mother. 1684 01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:47,901 (CLAMORING) 1685 01:14:50,069 --> 01:14:51,529 PRISONER 2: Hey, I want those sneakers, man. 1686 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,032 PRISONER 3: What the hell you looking at, boy? 1687 01:14:54,324 --> 01:14:55,575 PRISONER 4: How you doing, sweetheart? 1688 01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,496 (DOOR SLAMMING) Man, I'm so scared. 1689 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:01,456 Don't talk. 1690 01:15:01,748 --> 01:15:03,374 Yeah, what am I supposed to do? 1691 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,377 Stay awake. 1692 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:13,259 Here's your damn clipboard. 1693 01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:15,512 And the next time you want office supplies, don't ask me. 1694 01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:17,639 HENRY: You keep the clipboard. Clipboard's for you. 1695 01:15:17,931 --> 01:15:19,599 Hey, a clipboard and a confident wave 1696 01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:21,726 will get you into any building in the world. 1697 01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,405 Hi. How are you? 1698 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,085 Hey, Richie. Oh! Jesus Christ! 1699 01:15:47,377 --> 01:15:48,711 You scared the shit out of me. 1700 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,296 Look, we gotta talk about this Williamsburg-Sedona thing. 1701 01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:52,674 Oh, Jesus. I don't believe this. 1702 01:15:52,966 --> 01:15:55,426 Come on. Let's go. I mean, everybody's on edge around here. Come on. 1703 01:15:56,928 --> 01:15:59,097 Hey, at home, huh? I told you a million times. 1704 01:15:59,389 --> 01:16:01,099 You want to talk to me? Talk to me at home. 1705 01:16:01,391 --> 01:16:02,725 Look, we think we know what happened. 1706 01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:05,311 Now, Nick D'Onofrio wanted to settle a debt, right? 1707 01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:07,647 But his guys, they went and made it look like a race war. 1708 01:16:07,939 --> 01:16:09,774 Now they got the neighborhoods all stirred up. 1709 01:16:10,275 --> 01:16:12,151 Hey, you know what would happen to me if somebody saw us talking? 1710 01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:14,654 So what's going on, huh? You guys looking at D'Onofrio? 1711 01:16:14,946 --> 01:16:18,116 Hey, the dead guys lost his 5 million bucks. 1712 01:16:18,408 --> 01:16:19,701 What's he gonna do? Buy them Giants tickets? 1713 01:16:19,993 --> 01:16:22,453 Congratulations. You have a firm grasp for the obvious. 1714 01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,205 Thank you. 1715 01:16:25,790 --> 01:16:27,667 Then if you do suspect him, why are those two kids in jail? 1716 01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,712 (SCOFFS) I ain't going on record. Who the fuck is this guy? 1717 01:16:31,004 --> 01:16:32,589 We just want to know what you think. 1718 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:34,882 To characterize the arrest, what would you say? 1719 01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:35,967 To who? 1720 01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:37,176 To, uh, anybody. 1721 01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:38,595 Wife. To your wife. You go home. 1722 01:16:38,886 --> 01:16:39,887 And your wife says, "Hi, honey. How was your day?" 1723 01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:41,097 What do you say? 1724 01:16:41,389 --> 01:16:42,223 Fuck you. 1725 01:16:42,724 --> 01:16:43,725 You say "fuck you" to your wife? 1726 01:16:44,017 --> 01:16:45,518 You're not getting me fired over this. 1727 01:16:46,311 --> 01:16:48,855 Okay. Okay. 1728 01:16:49,314 --> 01:16:52,650 You know, if you're all right with "Gotcha" as tomorrow's headline, 1729 01:16:53,318 --> 01:16:54,694 fine, 'cause that's what it's gonna be. 1730 01:16:54,986 --> 01:16:57,614 See, me? I can't live with it. But if you can, okay. 1731 01:16:57,905 --> 01:16:59,532 Thanks for your time, by the way. "Gotcha"? 1732 01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:01,200 Right over a picture of the kids. 1733 01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:02,910 Aw, come on! Don't run that bullshit. 1734 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:06,914 What do you think I'm trying to do? 1735 01:17:07,749 --> 01:17:10,126 Look, I got news for you. 1736 01:17:10,418 --> 01:17:12,170 I'm not locked up in the men's room with a cop 1737 01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:13,630 because it's such a good time. 1738 01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:15,923 'Cause, frankly, I've had better times, okay? 1739 01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:19,469 I'm here because I think the story's wrong. Is it? 1740 01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:23,806 Is it? If you have something, give it to me now. 1741 01:17:24,098 --> 01:17:24,932 But, you know, don't stand there 1742 01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:26,559 and act coy and say, "Fuck you." 1743 01:17:26,851 --> 01:17:28,978 Because, quite frankly, it's a waste of all of our time. 1744 01:17:29,270 --> 01:17:30,605 And you know what. I don't have any more time. 1745 01:17:30,897 --> 01:17:31,981 I have no more fucking time. 1746 01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:33,399 I need it fucking today! I need it right now! 1747 01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:34,942 All right. Richie. 1748 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,403 We just run what you guys give us, and you gave us "Gotcha." 1749 01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:40,490 I didn't give you that bull shit! Downtown gave you that shit! 1750 01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:44,827 All downtown cares is that you guys and the LA Times and the Tokyo whatever 1751 01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:48,164 all run nice, fat, front-page stories about how we got the guys, 1752 01:17:48,456 --> 01:17:50,375 and everybody can still come to New York with their money. 1753 01:17:50,667 --> 01:17:53,252 Then a month from now, when the kids are cut loose 'cause of lack of evidence... 1754 01:17:53,544 --> 01:17:56,506 I mean, they were just walking by, for Christ's sake. 1755 01:17:56,881 --> 01:17:59,092 Turns out we don't even have a goddamn print on a murder weapon. 1756 01:18:00,802 --> 01:18:06,140 When that gets out, you guys, you'll bury it on page 23. Nobody'll notice. 1757 01:18:06,641 --> 01:18:07,767 Can you give me that on the record? 1758 01:18:09,227 --> 01:18:11,688 Aw, stop the shit, will you, for Christ's sake? Bullshit! 1759 01:18:12,397 --> 01:18:13,314 Do something. 1760 01:18:15,441 --> 01:18:16,776 These are nice kids, Richie. 1761 01:18:17,819 --> 01:18:19,278 They're good kids you guys threw in jail. 1762 01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:20,697 Hey, these kids have bright futures. 1763 01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,573 One of them's an honor student, for God's sake. 1764 01:18:23,074 --> 01:18:24,158 MCDOUGAL: The other one's a pretty good ballplayer. 1765 01:18:24,659 --> 01:18:25,868 That's right. He's a tailback. 1766 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:26,828 He's going to Penn State this fall. 1767 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:27,954 Is that right? Oh, yeah. 1768 01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:29,747 God, this makes me sick. 1769 01:18:31,082 --> 01:18:33,209 Penn State, huh? Yeah, Penn State. Nittany Lions. 1770 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:36,129 (SIGHING) 1771 01:18:57,108 --> 01:19:00,862 You guys use my name on this, and I will fucking find you. 1772 01:19:01,154 --> 01:19:02,488 You understand? Hey, hey. 1773 01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:03,865 You understand? I got it. 1774 01:19:04,157 --> 01:19:05,867 "Police department source" only. Promise. Right? 1775 01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:10,037 These kids? 1776 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:13,374 They didn't do it. 1777 01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:22,425 This is great. This is great! 1778 01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:24,719 It writes like butter. I mean, there is 1779 01:19:25,011 --> 01:19:26,971 actual butter coming out of my pen. 1780 01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:30,475 The guy actually said the headline. He said the headline. 1781 01:19:30,975 --> 01:19:32,769 He said it. He used the words, "They didn't do it." 1782 01:19:33,686 --> 01:19:36,898 You got an honest-to-God exclusive, Henry. (WHOOPS) 1783 01:19:37,190 --> 01:19:39,901 Alicia's gonna have to kiss my ass on this one. 1784 01:19:40,193 --> 01:19:41,903 Come on, baby. Right here, baby! 1785 01:19:50,953 --> 01:19:51,871 I gotta know if she hates me. 1786 01:19:52,163 --> 01:19:54,248 I mean, if she hates me, there's no point. 1787 01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:58,002 Hates you. Yeah. 1788 01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:00,421 She's your daughter. 1789 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:03,633 What could you do that she would hate you? 1790 01:20:05,176 --> 01:20:07,011 I kept fucking my reporters 1791 01:20:08,513 --> 01:20:09,806 and broke her mother's heart. 1792 01:20:14,769 --> 01:20:15,895 That'll do it. 1793 01:20:16,354 --> 01:20:18,272 Yeah, it would. It did. 1794 01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:30,034 Mac, I think we got room for 20 inches on this one. 1795 01:20:30,993 --> 01:20:31,994 Give me a killer lead. 1796 01:20:32,286 --> 01:20:33,996 By the way, you got three minutes. I need four. 1797 01:20:34,288 --> 01:20:35,331 Three. I need four. 1798 01:20:35,623 --> 01:20:36,666 All right. Whatever. Just make it fast. 1799 01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:38,167 Lou, we're ripping page one for a new wood. 1800 01:20:38,459 --> 01:20:39,585 Henry, I gotta talk to you. 1801 01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,587 Pop "They didn't do it" as big as you can. 1802 01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:44,340 All right, tell Composing I'm subbing one and three. 1803 01:20:44,632 --> 01:20:45,591 Henry. Henry. Yeah. 1804 01:20:45,883 --> 01:20:46,968 Main bar on three. 1805 01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:48,135 120 points. All caps. Really big. 1806 01:20:48,427 --> 01:20:49,554 Henry. Henry. Henry! 1807 01:20:49,846 --> 01:20:51,472 Slap an "exclusive" in there. Big, big. 1808 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:53,516 Henry, you know if we got these kids... 1809 01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:55,852 What's the matter? 1810 01:20:56,143 --> 01:20:57,061 Did you feel that? 1811 01:21:22,253 --> 01:21:23,504 Oh, my God. 1812 01:21:26,424 --> 01:21:27,925 They ran it. 1813 01:21:29,260 --> 01:21:30,344 They fucking ran it! 1814 01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:33,723 They ran the wrong fucking headline! God! 1815 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:49,739 I'm stopping it. 1816 01:21:51,449 --> 01:21:52,909 What? We stop and replete. 1817 01:21:54,410 --> 01:21:56,037 Go upstairs. Write up what you got. 1818 01:21:56,329 --> 01:21:57,580 Tell Lou to send down "They didn't do it." 1819 01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:01,000 Hey, Henry, aren't you gonna say it? You gotta say it. 1820 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,960 We'll use the same art they used for "Gotcha." 1821 01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:04,879 Come on. How often do you get the chance? 1822 01:22:05,171 --> 01:22:06,047 You can't just do it and not say it. 1823 01:22:06,339 --> 01:22:07,423 Come on! 1824 01:22:07,715 --> 01:22:08,841 I... 1825 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:12,803 Stop the presses! (LAUGHING) 1826 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:14,639 This guy! 1827 01:22:17,934 --> 01:22:20,436 Hey! How do we stop the run? 1828 01:22:20,895 --> 01:22:22,480 Who are you? I'm the Metro editor. 1829 01:22:22,772 --> 01:22:23,940 How do we stop the run? 1830 01:22:24,231 --> 01:22:25,358 We don't stop the run. 1831 01:22:26,901 --> 01:22:28,069 I mean, if we had to. 1832 01:22:28,527 --> 01:22:30,863 A guy breaks in with a gun, puts a gun to your head, 1833 01:22:31,155 --> 01:22:32,323 how do you stop the run? 1834 01:22:32,615 --> 01:22:34,033 Hit the kill button. Thank you. 1835 01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:36,994 Hey! Hey. Hey, hey! You don't touch that. 1836 01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:39,705 Where's the key? Nobody touches that but Chuck. 1837 01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:40,915 Give me the key! Chuck's got the key. 1838 01:22:41,207 --> 01:22:42,166 Give me Chuck! 1839 01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:53,177 Chuck! Hey! 1840 01:22:54,136 --> 01:22:55,805 Hi. How are you? 1841 01:22:56,514 --> 01:22:58,015 (EXCITED CONVERSATIONS) 1842 01:23:04,355 --> 01:23:05,898 LOU: This is working. This is working. Yeah. 1843 01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:06,983 RAY: This is gonna work. 1844 01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:09,652 MAN: Yeah. That's it. 1845 01:23:13,739 --> 01:23:16,117 LOU: All right. Okay. 1846 01:23:16,409 --> 01:23:18,035 Oh, yes! 1847 01:23:18,995 --> 01:23:20,246 What the hell is going on? 1848 01:23:21,539 --> 01:23:23,290 You sure you got authorization for this? 1849 01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:26,293 I got authorization. How long will it take once we get the new plate in? 1850 01:23:26,585 --> 01:23:29,088 Ah, 20, 30 minutes maybe. We gotta rethread the whole machine. 1851 01:23:29,380 --> 01:23:31,716 Look, I'd feel better if I talked to Ms. Clark first. 1852 01:23:32,008 --> 01:23:33,092 I told you. I already talked to her. 1853 01:23:33,384 --> 01:23:35,261 You son of a bitch. You're not gonna stop this run. 1854 01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:38,305 Did you run that? Did you run that headline? 1855 01:23:38,597 --> 01:23:40,808 You're goddamn right I did. I got a desperate call at 1856 01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:42,101 we are two hours past our deadline 1857 01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:43,853 and nobody knew where the hell you were! 1858 01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,063 It's wrong. It's 180 degrees wrong. We gotta change it. 1859 01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:48,190 How far are we into the run? 1860 01:23:48,482 --> 01:23:49,734 Uh, quarter of the way. Maybe more. 1861 01:23:50,026 --> 01:23:51,110 There's 90,000 papers on the trucks already. 1862 01:23:51,402 --> 01:23:52,570 Oh, no way. No way. 1863 01:23:52,862 --> 01:23:54,238 We run what we got. It's wrong. 1864 01:23:55,406 --> 01:23:57,116 Given the information we had at the time, the story's right. 1865 01:23:57,408 --> 01:23:59,118 Yeah, but it's not right. 1866 01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:01,620 I got a cop. I got a quote. It's wrong! 1867 01:24:01,912 --> 01:24:04,165 Not for today it's not. Tomorrow it's wrong. 1868 01:24:04,457 --> 01:24:06,125 We only have to be right for a day. 1869 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:08,294 This shouldn't be semantics. This shouldn't be money. 1870 01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:10,046 People will read this, Alicia, 1871 01:24:10,337 --> 01:24:11,338 and they'll believe us. 1872 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,174 We're The Sun. They'll take us with a grain of salt. 1873 01:24:13,466 --> 01:24:13,924 We'll run yours tomorrow. 1874 01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:18,345 No! No! Uh-uh! Not tomorrow! Right fucking now, today! 1875 01:24:18,637 --> 01:24:19,972 You know, I bet you thought it would 1876 01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:21,182 never catch up with you, didn't you? 1877 01:24:21,474 --> 01:24:22,641 What? I bet you thought 1878 01:24:22,933 --> 01:24:24,143 I didn't even know the shit you guys say about me. 1879 01:24:24,435 --> 01:24:25,186 Oh, come on! What? You thought 1880 01:24:25,478 --> 01:24:26,812 I don't get the bean-counter jokes? 1881 01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:29,023 You think I don't understand your snide shit? 1882 01:24:29,315 --> 01:24:31,192 You don't even have a college degree! Hey. 1883 01:24:31,484 --> 01:24:33,903 You couldn't take the shit I put up with, Henry! 1884 01:24:34,445 --> 01:24:35,780 You assholes think I don't know 1885 01:24:36,072 --> 01:24:37,198 that you wait until I leave 1886 01:24:37,490 --> 01:24:38,949 before you sneak off to the Bear's Head. 1887 01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:41,243 Can't even invite me for a lousy drink. 1888 01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:43,412 Look, you jerk, it's not about you or me! 1889 01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:45,247 You never thought it would catch up with you. 1890 01:24:45,539 --> 01:24:47,208 Well, fuck you, Henry. It catches up today. 1891 01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:49,168 We run what we've got! 1892 01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:52,213 Give me those fucking keys! 1893 01:24:52,505 --> 01:24:53,923 Hey! Hey! Hey! 1894 01:24:54,423 --> 01:24:55,549 ALICIA: Give me those keys! No. 1895 01:24:56,050 --> 01:24:57,009 You give me those keys! Damn it! 1896 01:24:57,301 --> 01:24:58,803 No! No! No! Get out of my way. 1897 01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:03,224 Can you believe this? 1898 01:25:03,516 --> 01:25:04,767 Are you all right? 1899 01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:06,936 (THUD) 1900 01:25:07,478 --> 01:25:08,312 Okay! Hold it, both of you! 1901 01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:10,231 Aw, come on! 1902 01:25:12,024 --> 01:25:13,192 Give me the keys! 1903 01:25:16,278 --> 01:25:17,321 (GROANING) 1904 01:25:20,241 --> 01:25:21,242 Are you nuts? 1905 01:25:24,078 --> 01:25:25,329 Somebody should stop this. 1906 01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,833 (GRUNTING) Give me the goddamn keys. 1907 01:25:30,417 --> 01:25:31,335 Ow! 1908 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:35,422 Henry! 1909 01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:38,134 (SCREAMING) (ALICIA EXCLAIMS) 1910 01:25:40,094 --> 01:25:41,053 I'm sorry! 1911 01:25:41,428 --> 01:25:42,596 Oh, God! 1912 01:25:50,104 --> 01:25:51,397 HENRY: Come on! Come on! 1913 01:25:53,274 --> 01:25:54,233 Give me the keys! 1914 01:25:55,860 --> 01:25:58,237 Get away from me! You goddamn son of a bitch! 1915 01:25:58,946 --> 01:26:00,030 You arrogant bastard! 1916 01:26:01,448 --> 01:26:02,575 (CHOKING) 1917 01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:05,870 Get away from me! 1918 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:15,838 (BELL RINGING) 1919 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,394 (PANTING) 1920 01:26:30,895 --> 01:26:32,146 You are so 1921 01:26:32,438 --> 01:26:33,772 fucking 1922 01:26:34,064 --> 01:26:35,024 fired. 1923 01:26:36,317 --> 01:26:38,903 I'm fired? You... You can't... 1924 01:26:39,195 --> 01:26:41,113 ALICIA: Can you start it up again without a web break? 1925 01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:42,323 Uh, probably. 1926 01:26:42,615 --> 01:26:43,824 Then do it. Yes, ma'am. 1927 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:57,296 (SIGHS) 1928 01:27:01,592 --> 01:27:03,052 HENRY: Hey, Alicia. 1929 01:27:05,763 --> 01:27:07,097 Congratulations. 1930 01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:11,685 You have officially become everything you used to hate. 1931 01:27:12,436 --> 01:27:13,354 Oh... 1932 01:27:15,606 --> 01:27:17,107 What the hell's that supposed to mean? 1933 01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:20,486 Oh... 1934 01:27:21,445 --> 01:27:22,529 (BELL RINGING) 1935 01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,724 Hey! Hey! Come here! 1936 01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:53,394 Hey! That's my car, you son of a bitch! 1937 01:27:53,686 --> 01:27:56,397 Come here! God... Shit! 1938 01:27:56,981 --> 01:27:58,524 Come back here, you... 1939 01:28:01,026 --> 01:28:04,280 Oh, come on! Did you see that? 1940 01:28:05,531 --> 01:28:07,908 Did you see that? You're a witness! 1941 01:28:08,575 --> 01:28:09,702 God... 1942 01:28:11,662 --> 01:28:13,038 (SIGHS) 1943 01:28:13,330 --> 01:28:14,331 Oh, shit. 1944 01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:18,377 Son of a bitch. 1945 01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:22,172 What's the matter with you? 1946 01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:24,591 The car got towed. 1947 01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:25,759 Again? 1948 01:28:26,468 --> 01:28:27,344 Yeah. 1949 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,975 Want a ride? 1950 01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:41,817 Come on. I'm not a leper. I'll buy you a drink. 1951 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:49,450 Thank you so much for the ugly spotted thing 1952 01:28:49,867 --> 01:28:51,785 I got from two other people. 1953 01:28:53,287 --> 01:28:55,581 What was it, on sale? 1954 01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:03,380 (GROANING) 1955 01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:18,062 (GLASS SHATTERING) 1956 01:29:18,354 --> 01:29:19,355 (GROANING) 1957 01:29:38,582 --> 01:29:40,876 I know you're in training, but would you have another drink with me? 1958 01:29:45,089 --> 01:29:46,632 Oh, by the way, Bernie White's the name. 1959 01:29:48,175 --> 01:29:49,426 Marion Sandusky. 1960 01:29:50,677 --> 01:29:51,720 Sandusky? 1961 01:29:52,012 --> 01:29:53,013 Yeah. 1962 01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:55,015 Why does that ring a bell? 1963 01:29:57,101 --> 01:29:59,853 What do you want me to say? You want me to say, "Good job"? 1964 01:30:00,312 --> 01:30:01,939 You want me to say, "You struck a blow 1965 01:30:02,231 --> 01:30:04,149 "for journalistic integrity today"? 1966 01:30:04,441 --> 01:30:07,736 Can't do it. You abused your position to settle a personal score. 1967 01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:10,572 It is what it is. Live with it. Henry was right. 1968 01:30:10,864 --> 01:30:11,782 Oh! Cheryl, double bourbon up. 1969 01:30:12,074 --> 01:30:13,200 What do you mean, "Henry was right"? 1970 01:30:13,492 --> 01:30:14,785 Can I have Dewar's on the rocks, please? 1971 01:30:15,077 --> 01:30:16,703 Henry was glib. That's all. 1972 01:30:17,162 --> 01:30:19,915 Everything I used to hate. I mean, what does that even mean? 1973 01:30:20,749 --> 01:30:22,209 I mean, Henry wouldn't even have a newspaper 1974 01:30:22,501 --> 01:30:23,669 to work on if I hadn't saved it. 1975 01:30:24,211 --> 01:30:26,004 Henry doesn't have a newspaper to work on. 1976 01:30:26,296 --> 01:30:27,506 Oh, please! 1977 01:30:27,798 --> 01:30:29,883 Now I'm OD'ing on righteous indignation tonight. 1978 01:30:31,343 --> 01:30:34,096 Sandusky. I know I know that name from someplace. 1979 01:30:35,013 --> 01:30:36,849 Common name. No, it's not common. 1980 01:30:38,934 --> 01:30:40,394 I gotta go to the john. 1981 01:30:40,686 --> 01:30:43,939 But we're not, you know, exactly the Washington Post, okay? 1982 01:30:44,231 --> 01:30:45,441 No. No, we're not. 1983 01:30:46,233 --> 01:30:48,318 We run stupid headlines because we think they're funny. 1984 01:30:49,778 --> 01:30:51,864 We run maimings on the front page because we got good art. 1985 01:30:52,364 --> 01:30:54,575 And I spend three weeks bitching about my car 1986 01:30:54,867 --> 01:30:55,993 because it sells papers. 1987 01:30:56,285 --> 01:30:57,536 But at least it's the truth. 1988 01:30:58,620 --> 01:31:00,497 As far as I can remember, we never, ever, 1989 01:31:00,956 --> 01:31:03,584 ever knowingly got a story wrong, 1990 01:31:04,168 --> 01:31:05,335 until tonight. 1991 01:31:09,381 --> 01:31:10,883 That's what Henry meant. 1992 01:31:16,972 --> 01:31:18,015 Got any smokes? 1993 01:31:18,307 --> 01:31:19,266 WAITRESS: Yeah, what kind you want? 1994 01:31:19,558 --> 01:31:20,726 MCDOUGAL: Box is fine. 1995 01:31:21,602 --> 01:31:27,107 (SINGING) You've been a long time coming 1996 01:31:27,774 --> 01:31:29,693 But, darling 1997 01:31:30,652 --> 01:31:32,362 Welcome home 1998 01:31:38,243 --> 01:31:40,913 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO) 1999 01:31:56,220 --> 01:31:57,846 Hey, Victor. Oh, Mr. Hackett. 2000 01:31:58,138 --> 01:31:58,889 What's going on? 2001 01:31:59,181 --> 01:32:00,265 Your wife... 2002 01:32:00,557 --> 01:32:01,767 They just went upstairs, but... 2003 01:32:08,232 --> 01:32:09,316 Marty? Oh, God! 2004 01:32:09,608 --> 01:32:10,609 MEDIC: Go, go, go, go! 2005 01:32:10,901 --> 01:32:12,444 Out of the way, sir. We're taking her down. 2006 01:32:12,736 --> 01:32:13,529 I'm her husband. What happened? 2007 01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:14,613 Your wife's hemorrhaging vaginally 2008 01:32:14,905 --> 01:32:16,365 and we need to ask you some questions. 2009 01:32:17,032 --> 01:32:18,659 MAN 1: Hold the elevator! MAN 2: I got it! I got it! 2010 01:32:18,951 --> 01:32:20,661 How long before she's due? 2011 01:32:20,953 --> 01:32:22,329 Uh, two weeks. About two weeks. 2012 01:32:22,621 --> 01:32:24,873 She have any existing health problems or allergies? 2013 01:32:25,165 --> 01:32:28,001 HENRY: Uh... Penicillin! She's allergic to penicillin! 2014 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:29,878 What's wrong? What's wrong with her? 2015 01:32:30,170 --> 01:32:31,630 MEDIC 1: Could be abruptio placentae. 2016 01:32:31,922 --> 01:32:33,298 They'll diagnose at the hospital. 2017 01:32:33,590 --> 01:32:35,634 MEDIC 2: Blood pressure's high. It's 150 over 100. 2018 01:32:35,926 --> 01:32:37,594 MEDIC 1: Is there anything unusual about the pregnancy? 2019 01:32:38,512 --> 01:32:39,680 No. Uh-uh. 2020 01:32:39,972 --> 01:32:42,558 Fetal heart rate's slipping down to 60 beats a minute. 2021 01:32:42,849 --> 01:32:44,434 What's that mean? Gotta get her out of here. 2022 01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:47,062 HENRY: It's gonna be okay, honey. It's gonna be okay. 2023 01:32:47,354 --> 01:32:48,605 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on! 2024 01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:50,649 Yeah. Who's this? 2025 01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:55,571 It's Alicia Clark. Get me the pressroom. 2026 01:32:57,948 --> 01:33:00,492 MCDOUGAL: Richard! Hey, big Mac, how're you doing? 2027 01:33:00,784 --> 01:33:02,202 I heard you got a novel going. 2028 01:33:02,786 --> 01:33:04,454 Who told you that? Hamill. 2029 01:33:04,955 --> 01:33:07,082 MCDOUGAL: Hamill? I didn't tell Hamill. 2030 01:33:07,374 --> 01:33:08,625 Cheryl, let me get another bourbon. 2031 01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:12,045 What's it about? A story I did a couple of years ago. 2032 01:33:12,588 --> 01:33:14,715 BERNIE: Hey, I know where I know you from. 2033 01:33:15,007 --> 01:33:17,134 You're Sandusky, the parking commissioner. 2034 01:33:17,426 --> 01:33:18,635 RICHARD: You should do the Siamese triplets. 2035 01:33:19,094 --> 01:33:21,054 But I don't want to do something about the Siamese triplets. 2036 01:33:21,555 --> 01:33:22,723 RICHARD: You're blowing it. 2037 01:33:23,015 --> 01:33:24,349 Hey, wait, wait, wait! Sandusky! 2038 01:33:24,641 --> 01:33:26,518 SANDUSKY: Get the fuck out of my way! 2039 01:33:26,810 --> 01:33:27,728 MAN: Hey! Whoa! 2040 01:33:28,020 --> 01:33:29,313 (GRUNTING) 2041 01:33:30,939 --> 01:33:33,859 Tony! I'll kill you, you son of a bitch! 2042 01:33:34,818 --> 01:33:36,862 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 2043 01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:42,743 What? What? You're stuck? 2044 01:33:43,035 --> 01:33:45,912 No! Chuck! I've got to talk to Chuck now! 2045 01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:51,043 (GRUNTING) 2046 01:33:54,588 --> 01:33:55,756 SANDUSKY: Get up! Get up! 2047 01:33:56,381 --> 01:33:57,466 You fucking son of a bitch! 2048 01:33:57,966 --> 01:33:59,718 SANDUSKY: I'll kill you, you son of a bitch! 2049 01:34:03,805 --> 01:34:05,515 MCDOUGAL: Son of a bitch. You little prick! 2050 01:34:05,891 --> 01:34:07,643 You won't get me, you son of a bitch. 2051 01:34:16,568 --> 01:34:17,694 (EXCLAIMS) 2052 01:34:18,862 --> 01:34:20,656 Get back! Get back! 2053 01:34:24,618 --> 01:34:26,203 MCDOUGAL: Come on now. Give me back that gun. 2054 01:34:26,495 --> 01:34:27,579 Give me back the gun, Sandusky. 2055 01:34:27,954 --> 01:34:28,955 Shut up! 2056 01:34:31,625 --> 01:34:34,670 I don't need you to tell me the parking department's fucked up! 2057 01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:38,924 I know it's fucked up! It was fucked up when I got there! 2058 01:34:41,009 --> 01:34:42,678 (SOBS) Why'd you have to pick on me? 2059 01:34:42,969 --> 01:34:43,929 You should've returned my calls. 2060 01:34:44,388 --> 01:34:47,724 You called me a pointless little bureaucrat. 2061 01:34:48,850 --> 01:34:49,893 You should've paid for the damages. 2062 01:34:50,852 --> 01:34:53,605 You made my kids scared to go to school. 2063 01:34:53,897 --> 01:34:55,816 You made my wife cry when she reads the paper. 2064 01:34:56,108 --> 01:34:57,818 Well, at least she bought it, didn't she? 2065 01:34:58,110 --> 01:34:59,361 (ALL LAUGHING) 2066 01:35:02,656 --> 01:35:03,573 (COCKS GUN) 2067 01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:06,743 Come on now. Come on, Sandusky. 2068 01:35:07,411 --> 01:35:11,331 Now, you tell me right now or I'm gonna pull this fucking trigger. 2069 01:35:12,874 --> 01:35:13,917 Why me? 2070 01:35:16,420 --> 01:35:17,713 You work for the city. 2071 01:35:19,047 --> 01:35:20,382 It was your turn. 2072 01:35:22,884 --> 01:35:24,636 You guys don't understand. 2073 01:35:24,928 --> 01:35:25,887 Come on, pal, you don't wanna hurt him, 2074 01:35:26,179 --> 01:35:27,264 and you don't wanna go to jail. 2075 01:35:27,556 --> 01:35:28,849 All right? You just wanna scare him. 2076 01:35:29,141 --> 01:35:30,726 I'm not nuts! We understand. 2077 01:35:31,017 --> 01:35:32,227 You scared him, so give me the gun! 2078 01:35:32,519 --> 01:35:34,229 I'm gonna scare him so fucking much. 2079 01:35:34,521 --> 01:35:35,856 Be scared! Be scared for a change! 2080 01:35:36,148 --> 01:35:37,399 Come on. Sandusky. 2081 01:35:38,024 --> 01:35:40,360 Yeah! Chuck! Thank God I caught you. 2082 01:35:40,736 --> 01:35:42,028 You be scared for a change! 2083 01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:43,405 Listen, I want you... 2084 01:35:43,905 --> 01:35:44,990 (GUNSHOT) 2085 01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:47,409 (LAUGHING) 2086 01:35:48,243 --> 01:35:49,202 (GROANS) 2087 01:35:50,662 --> 01:35:52,748 (ALICIA PANTING) 2088 01:35:56,042 --> 01:35:58,628 What? What? 2089 01:36:00,922 --> 01:36:02,758 BERNIE: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 2090 01:36:04,134 --> 01:36:05,260 Oh, my God. 2091 01:36:05,552 --> 01:36:06,595 ALICIA: A bullet came out of the wall. 2092 01:36:07,137 --> 01:36:08,305 BERNIE: Call an ambulance. 2093 01:36:08,597 --> 01:36:10,098 Why did the bullet come out of the wall? 2094 01:36:10,390 --> 01:36:11,475 To get to the other side? 2095 01:36:11,767 --> 01:36:12,976 Sorry. (WHIMPERING) 2096 01:36:14,311 --> 01:36:16,772 Would you tell her I said I was sorry? 2097 01:36:18,064 --> 01:36:20,650 Shut up. I gotta talk to Chuck. 2098 01:36:21,151 --> 01:36:22,944 Yeah. A woman's been shot. We need an ambulance. 2099 01:36:23,236 --> 01:36:24,613 Could I... Could I have one, too? 2100 01:36:27,991 --> 01:36:29,326 MEDIC: Let's go. Let's go. (MARTHA GROANING) 2101 01:36:29,618 --> 01:36:31,495 We're here. We're at the hospital. The doctor knows we're coming. 2102 01:36:33,955 --> 01:36:34,956 She gonna be good, right? Yeah. Yeah. 2103 01:36:35,248 --> 01:36:36,917 Type and course her for six units. 2104 01:36:37,209 --> 01:36:38,877 Blood loss. This is an emergency. 2105 01:36:39,711 --> 01:36:41,087 I'm Dr. David Birbek, the anesthesiologist. 2106 01:36:41,379 --> 01:36:42,506 I have to ask you some questions. 2107 01:36:42,798 --> 01:36:43,924 I'm her husband. Is there anything I can do here? 2108 01:36:44,216 --> 01:36:44,925 We're going to the operating room. 2109 01:36:45,217 --> 01:36:45,884 Wait here. No, no, I gotta go in. 2110 01:36:46,176 --> 01:36:47,928 You have to wait here. Wait, I gotta... 2111 01:36:48,220 --> 01:36:50,597 If you want to help your wife, wait here. You have to wait here, okay? 2112 01:36:50,889 --> 01:36:52,849 I'll be back as soon as I can to explain. Wait. 2113 01:36:55,143 --> 01:36:56,269 (CONTINUES GROANING) 2114 01:36:57,145 --> 01:36:58,897 MEDIC: And no penicillin. 2115 01:37:07,989 --> 01:37:09,950 Oh, my God. I've gotta phone my office. 2116 01:37:11,993 --> 01:37:13,870 Okay-duke, let's prep her for OR. 2117 01:37:14,746 --> 01:37:16,832 I need to make a... I need to make a telephone call, please. 2118 01:37:17,165 --> 01:37:19,167 So anyway, you have to change planes in San Juan. 2119 01:37:19,459 --> 01:37:20,335 But even with a layover it's only 2120 01:37:20,627 --> 01:37:21,586 four and a half hours from New York. 2121 01:37:21,878 --> 01:37:22,963 No kidding? I thought it was further. 2122 01:37:23,255 --> 01:37:24,631 I've got to talk to Chuck. 2123 01:37:24,923 --> 01:37:27,843 I've got to talk to Chuck. Hello? Hello? I've got to talk to Chuck. 2124 01:37:30,220 --> 01:37:31,179 Honey! Talk to Chuck, please. 2125 01:37:31,471 --> 01:37:33,265 Lady, you're shot. They're gonna have to wait. 2126 01:37:33,765 --> 01:37:35,225 NURSE: Isn't it supposed to be so hot down there? 2127 01:37:35,517 --> 01:37:37,978 DOCTOR: So you're hot. You jump in the ocean. That's what it's for. 2128 01:37:38,562 --> 01:37:39,563 DOCTOR: You're going to have a cesarean 2129 01:37:39,855 --> 01:37:40,814 section under general anesthesia. 2130 01:37:41,106 --> 01:37:42,190 Do you have any medical problems? 2131 01:37:42,482 --> 01:37:43,400 No. 2132 01:37:43,692 --> 01:37:45,193 Do you take any medicine? We said OR 4. 2133 01:37:45,485 --> 01:37:47,863 Have you ever had an anesthetic before? Any kind of surgery? 2134 01:37:48,154 --> 01:37:48,989 No. Anybody in the family 2135 01:37:49,281 --> 01:37:50,615 have a problem with anesthesia? 2136 01:37:50,907 --> 01:37:51,950 No. 2137 01:37:55,036 --> 01:37:57,163 When did you eat last? MAN 1: Get the scrub ready. 2138 01:37:57,998 --> 01:38:00,000 MAN 2: Move over, miss. Come on. Move over. 2139 01:38:00,292 --> 01:38:01,209 DOCTOR: I'm gonna hook the IV. Move over. 2140 01:38:01,501 --> 01:38:03,461 When did you last eat? Today? Today. 2141 01:38:03,753 --> 01:38:05,213 DOCTOR: Move up. Come on. How long ago? 2142 01:38:05,505 --> 01:38:07,257 Help us out here. Come on. Come on, move, fast. 2143 01:38:07,549 --> 01:38:08,842 Bend your knees. Lay down. That's it. 2144 01:38:09,134 --> 01:38:10,385 Okay. 2145 01:38:11,595 --> 01:38:14,055 Ma'am, we cannot operate until you sign the consent form. 2146 01:38:14,347 --> 01:38:17,642 I will sign the consent form when you get me 2147 01:38:17,934 --> 01:38:19,352 his goddamn phone. 2148 01:38:23,607 --> 01:38:24,733 Larry! 2149 01:38:25,483 --> 01:38:26,401 (SIGHS) 2150 01:38:28,653 --> 01:38:29,779 Replate! 2151 01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:34,367 MAN: Replate! 2152 01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:36,828 (SOBBING) 2153 01:38:39,414 --> 01:38:40,582 Lie down. Okay. 2154 01:38:41,833 --> 01:38:42,918 DOCTOR: Get the arm-board on. One wedge on here. 2155 01:38:44,628 --> 01:38:45,670 Let's give the... 2156 01:38:45,962 --> 01:38:47,255 Okay. Give me your arm. 2157 01:38:47,547 --> 01:38:48,465 I got the regulator. 2158 01:38:48,757 --> 01:38:51,051 MARTHA: The baby. You can't operate. 2159 01:38:51,343 --> 01:38:52,427 We're gonna get the baby out right now. 2160 01:38:52,719 --> 01:38:54,012 We're gonna do a cesarean section now. 2161 01:39:00,477 --> 01:39:02,437 We're gonna have you go off to sleep now. 2162 01:39:02,729 --> 01:39:04,648 (PANTING) Save... Save the baby. 2163 01:39:07,275 --> 01:39:08,443 I'm gonna give you some oxygen to breathe. 2164 01:39:19,663 --> 01:39:20,914 MAN: Big, deep breath. 2165 01:39:21,206 --> 01:39:22,040 DOCTOR: I'm ready, guys. Go. 2166 01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:26,461 You'll go off to sleep in a minute. We're gonna get that baby out. 2167 01:39:29,089 --> 01:39:30,465 Get the Betadine on her belly. This will be cold. 2168 01:39:30,757 --> 01:39:31,925 Blood pressure's dropping. 2169 01:39:32,217 --> 01:39:33,051 Get me the Betadine. 2170 01:39:36,137 --> 01:39:37,138 Everything's okay. MARTHA: All right. 2171 01:39:37,430 --> 01:39:39,057 You're doing fine. That's it. All right. 2172 01:39:41,768 --> 01:39:44,646 Get the drape on. Okay, get the drape on. Come on. Get the drape on. 2173 01:39:55,532 --> 01:39:56,574 (MARTHA GROANING) 2174 01:39:56,866 --> 01:39:58,535 Try to relax. Everything's gonna be okay. 2175 01:39:58,827 --> 01:40:00,286 Nice, deep breaths now. Come on. Stop crying. 2176 01:40:05,375 --> 01:40:07,168 The word is "cut." She's not asleep yet. 2177 01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:08,420 Wait till I say the word "cut." 2178 01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:11,006 Get me the retractor. Hurry up, David. 2179 01:40:11,381 --> 01:40:13,967 Come on. She's not even intubated yet. (MARTHA SOBBING) 2180 01:40:14,259 --> 01:40:16,136 You're going to sleep now. Everything is fine. 2181 01:40:16,428 --> 01:40:18,013 The baby gonna be all right? 2182 01:40:31,609 --> 01:40:32,777 She's tachycardic. 2183 01:40:33,069 --> 01:40:34,029 DOCTOR: It's okay. It's the ketamine. 2184 01:40:34,320 --> 01:40:35,697 I need about 2185 01:40:36,573 --> 01:40:38,742 There isn't enough time, David. There's gotta be enough time. 2186 01:40:39,034 --> 01:40:41,286 I haven't intubated her yet. I'm working as fast as I can. 2187 01:40:44,205 --> 01:40:45,749 Five more seconds. 2188 01:40:50,170 --> 01:40:51,046 Cut! 2189 01:40:58,553 --> 01:41:01,347 What are you doing here? It's a long story. 2190 01:41:08,438 --> 01:41:09,272 Is she gonna be okay? 2191 01:41:13,193 --> 01:41:14,527 Maybe. I don't know. 2192 01:41:22,577 --> 01:41:24,120 I should've been with her, Bernie. 2193 01:41:26,206 --> 01:41:27,332 Yeah. 2194 01:41:45,850 --> 01:41:46,810 Mr. Hackett. 2195 01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:51,189 (BABY CRYING) 2196 01:41:51,481 --> 01:41:53,191 There he is, under the lights. 2197 01:41:53,817 --> 01:41:55,026 That's just a warmer. 2198 01:42:00,657 --> 01:42:01,783 He looks great. 2199 01:42:02,283 --> 01:42:03,326 He is great. He's fine. 2200 01:42:04,619 --> 01:42:05,745 Congratulations. 2201 01:42:07,038 --> 01:42:08,039 Thanks. 2202 01:43:19,360 --> 01:43:20,403 (EXHALING) 2203 01:44:19,379 --> 01:44:20,296 Hi. 2204 01:44:29,222 --> 01:44:31,683 Guess you kind of kicked everybody's butt today, huh? 2205 01:44:57,083 --> 01:44:58,501 You did great. 2206 01:45:00,586 --> 01:45:01,963 Way to go. 2207 01:45:06,592 --> 01:45:08,136 I'm sorry. 2208 01:45:11,639 --> 01:45:12,598 Hey, Henry 2209 01:45:14,434 --> 01:45:15,643 Didn't you notice? 2210 01:45:15,935 --> 01:45:16,936 What? 2211 01:45:17,854 --> 01:45:19,397 All that crap. 2212 01:45:21,274 --> 01:45:23,359 Today I can't even remember it. 2213 01:45:25,820 --> 01:45:27,405 MARTHA: Mmm. Mmm. 2214 01:45:30,700 --> 01:45:31,617 I love you. 2215 01:45:48,676 --> 01:45:49,594 Can I read that when you're done? 2216 01:45:51,929 --> 01:45:53,264 Buy your own. 2217 01:45:56,100 --> 01:45:58,519 ANNOUNCER: (ON RADIO) All news, all the time. 2218 01:45:58,811 --> 01:46:00,355 This is WINS. 2219 01:46:00,897 --> 01:46:03,816 You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you the world. 2220 01:46:04,692 --> 01:46:07,278 FEMALE NEWSREADER: It's 71 degrees in downtown Manhattan, 2221 01:46:07,570 --> 01:46:09,280 headed up to a tolerable 81. 2222 01:46:09,572 --> 01:46:10,698 At the top of the news this morning, 2223 01:46:10,990 --> 01:46:13,534 an exclusive story in The New York Sun reports 2224 01:46:13,826 --> 01:46:16,913 the out-of-town businessmen slain two nights ago in Williamsburg 2225 01:46:17,205 --> 01:46:19,457 were in fact connected to a New York crime family, 2226 01:46:19,749 --> 01:46:22,210 which may now be implicated in their slaying. 2227 01:46:22,710 --> 01:46:24,295 Local police have turned the murder over 2228 01:46:24,587 --> 01:46:26,130 to the state's Anti-Organized Crime unit, 2229 01:46:26,422 --> 01:46:27,882 and the black youths arrested yesterday 2230 01:46:28,174 --> 01:46:29,842 have been released with no charges filed. 2231 01:46:30,301 --> 01:46:32,804 Keep your radio tuned to 1010 WINS for updates. 2232 01:46:33,304 --> 01:46:36,557 1010 WINS, all news, news whenever you need it, 2233 01:46:36,849 --> 01:46:39,560 because your whole world can change in 24 hours. 2234 01:46:39,852 --> 01:46:42,230 WINS news time, 7:00. 2235 01:46:47,360 --> 01:46:48,861 (SONG PLAYING) 2236 01:47:07,171 --> 01:47:09,924 (SINGING) I know how I got in trouble 2237 01:47:11,634 --> 01:47:14,303 I know how I came to grief 2238 01:47:15,763 --> 01:47:18,474 I know why people all over 2239 01:47:20,143 --> 01:47:22,520 Are disappointed with me 2240 01:47:24,564 --> 01:47:27,275 When I get up, I want down 2241 01:47:28,734 --> 01:47:32,947 When I got thin, I want fat, fat, fat, fat 2242 01:47:33,239 --> 01:47:35,867 When I get square, I want round 2243 01:47:37,452 --> 01:47:39,620 When I got this, I want that 2244 01:47:39,912 --> 01:47:41,914 You better make up your mind 2245 01:47:43,958 --> 01:47:46,252 You better make up your mind 2246 01:47:46,544 --> 01:47:48,796 I understand what you're saying to me 2247 01:47:49,088 --> 01:47:50,423 Make up your mind 2248 01:47:50,715 --> 01:47:53,342 But I can't do it 2249 01:47:54,969 --> 01:47:57,638 Every time things look good 2250 01:47:57,930 --> 01:47:59,474 Makes me feel bad 2251 01:48:03,394 --> 01:48:07,565 Each time a little bird of happiness flies by 2252 01:48:07,857 --> 01:48:10,443 Makes me feel so goddamn sad 2253 01:48:10,735 --> 01:48:12,570 I wanna cry 2254 01:48:14,780 --> 01:48:16,407 Make up your mind 2255 01:48:33,424 --> 01:48:35,510 This little piggy went to the market 2256 01:48:37,678 --> 01:48:40,556 And that little piggy got caught up and put in a zoo 2257 01:48:42,058 --> 01:48:46,062 Last little piggy went "Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah" 2258 01:48:46,354 --> 01:48:48,773 'Cause he didn't know what he was supposed to do 2259 01:48:50,858 --> 01:48:54,028 Comes a time in every man's life 2260 01:48:54,320 --> 01:48:56,364 When he must decide 2261 01:48:58,866 --> 01:49:02,662 Whether he wanna drive a bus 2262 01:49:02,954 --> 01:49:05,456 Or just go along for the ride 2263 01:49:05,748 --> 01:49:07,583 You better make up your mind 2264 01:49:10,545 --> 01:49:11,671 Make up your mind 2265 01:49:11,963 --> 01:49:14,674 I understand you, sister 2266 01:49:14,966 --> 01:49:16,133 Make up your mind 2267 01:49:16,425 --> 01:49:17,969 I understand you, sister 2268 01:49:19,053 --> 01:49:20,304 Make up your mind 2269 01:49:20,596 --> 01:49:22,640 But I can't do it