1 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,597 I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. 2 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,850 From now on, you will speak only when spoken to... 3 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:45,604 ...and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "sir." 4 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,648 Do you maggots understand that? 5 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,024 Sir, yes, sir. 6 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:52,528 Bullshit. I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. 7 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,029 Sir, yes, sir. 8 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:58,575 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... 9 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:00,077 ...you will be a weapon. 10 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:03,288 You will be a minister of death praying for war. 11 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:06,250 But until that day, you are pukes. 12 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:08,794 You are the lowest form of life on Earth. 13 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,338 You are not even human-fucking-beings. 14 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:16,385 You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit. 15 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:19,429 Because I am hard, you will not like me. 16 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:22,307 But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. 17 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,560 I am hard but I am fair. 18 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:27,020 There is no racial bigotry here. 19 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:31,316 I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. 20 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,944 Here, you are all equally worthless. 21 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:37,114 And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers... 22 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,117 ...who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. 23 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,286 Do you maggots understand that? 24 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:43,704 Sir, yes, sir. 25 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,581 Bullshit. I can't hear you. 26 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,749 Sir, yes, sir! 27 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:51,211 -What's your name, scumbag? -Sir, Private Brown, sir! 28 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,922 Bullshit. From now on you're Private Snowball. 29 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:56,425 -Do you like that name? -Sir, yes, sir! 30 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,303 Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Snowball: 31 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,638 They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon... 32 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,932 ...on a daily basis in my mess hall. 33 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,559 Sir, yes, sir! 34 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:09,313 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 35 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,190 Who said that? 36 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,317 Who the fuck said that? 37 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:16,945 Who's the slimy little communist-shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here... 38 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:19,781 ...who just signed his own death warrant? 39 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,117 Nobody, huh? 40 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,996 The fairy-fucking-godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. 41 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,790 I will P.T. you all until you fucking die. 42 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,710 I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. 43 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,755 -Was it you, you scroungy little fuck? -Sir, no, sir. 44 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:38,133 You piece of shit. You look like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you. 45 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,637 -Sir, no, sir. -Sir, I said it, sir. 46 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:45,515 Well, no shit. 47 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:49,019 What have we got here? A fucking comedian. Private Joker. 48 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,104 I admire your honesty. 49 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,733 Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. 50 00:03:56,361 --> 00:04:00,614 You little scumbag. I've got your name. I've got your ass. 51 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,824 You will not laugh. You will not cry. 52 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,202 You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. 53 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,955 Now get up. Get on your feet. 54 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:12,834 You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. 55 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:16,380 -Sir, yes, sir. -Private Joker, why did you join my Corps? 56 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,632 -Sir, to kill, sir. -So you're a killer? 57 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,677 -Sir, yes, sir. -Let me see your war face. 58 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,221 -Sir? -You've got a war face? 59 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:29,226 That's a war face. Now let me see your war face. 60 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:33,939 Bullshit. You didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face. 61 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,692 You don't scare me. Work on it. 62 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:38,485 Sir, yes, sir! 63 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:39,903 What's your excuse? 64 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,446 Sir, excuse for what, sir? 65 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:44,449 I'm asking the fucking questions, private. Do you understand? 66 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,660 -Sir, yes, sir. -Well, thank you very much. 67 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,371 -Can I be in charge for a while? -Sir, yes, sir. 68 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,708 -Are you shook-up? Are you nervous? -Sir, I am, sir. 69 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,918 -Do I make you nervous? -Sir.... 70 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,796 Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole? 71 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,299 -Sir, no, sir. -How tall are you, private? 72 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:01,925 Sir, 5'9", sir. 73 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,886 Five-foot-9. I didn't know they stacked shit that high. 74 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:07,389 You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? 75 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,559 -Sir, no, sir. -Bullshit. It looks like the best part of you... 76 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:14,438 ...ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress. 77 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:15,939 I think you've been cheated. 78 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,233 Where the hell are you from, private? 79 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,902 -Sir, Texas, sir. -Holy dogshit. Texas? 80 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:24,114 Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. 81 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,784 And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down. 82 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,953 -Do you suck dicks? -Sir, no, sir. 83 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,414 -Are you a peter puffer? -Sir, no, sir. 84 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,042 I'll bet you would fuck a person in the ass... 85 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:38,837 ...and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. 86 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,089 I'll be watching you. 87 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,885 Did your parents have any children that lived? 88 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,262 -Sir, yes, sir. -I'll bet they regret that. 89 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,390 You're so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece. 90 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:53,143 -What's your name, fat-body? -Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir. 91 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,020 Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia? 92 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:58,815 -Sir, no, sir. -That name sounds like royalty. You royalty? 93 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,942 -Sir, no, sir. -Do you suck dicks? 94 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,071 -Sir, no, sir. -Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball... 95 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,198 -...through a garden hose. -Sir, no, sir. 96 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,783 I don't like the name Lawrence. 97 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,118 Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. 98 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,913 -From now on you're Gomer Pyle. -Sir, yes, sir. 99 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,749 Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? You think I'm funny? 100 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:19,002 -Sir, no, sir. -Wipe that disgusting grin off your face. 101 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,088 Sir, yes, sir. 102 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:23,382 Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart. 103 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:27,260 -Sir, I'm trying, sir. -Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds... 104 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:29,513 ...exactly three fucking seconds... 105 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,265 ...to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face... 106 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:36,436 ...or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you. 107 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,147 One. Two. Three. 108 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:43,944 -Sir, I can't help it, sir. -Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag. 109 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,656 Now choke yourself. 110 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,868 Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts. 111 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:56,081 Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said, choke yourself. 112 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,084 Now lean forward and choke yourself. 113 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:05,090 -Are you through grinning? -Sir, yes, sir. 114 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,842 Bullshit. I can't hear you. 115 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,177 Sir, yes, sir. 116 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:13,181 Bullshit. I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair. 117 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,183 Sir, yes, sir. 118 00:07:15,351 --> 00:07:18,228 That's enough. Get on your feet. 119 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:25,819 Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... 120 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,572 ...or I will definitely fuck you up. 121 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,699 Sir, yes, sir. 122 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:32,284 Left, right, left, right left, right, left. 123 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,328 Left, right, left, right left, right, left. 124 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,831 Left, right, left, right, left. 125 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,624 Left, right, left, right, left.... 126 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,419 Parris Island, South Carolina... 127 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,839 ...the United States Marine Corps Recruit Depot. 128 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:49,634 An eight-week college for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave. 129 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,637 Mama and Papa were laying in bed 130 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,557 Mama and Papa were laying in bed 131 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,560 Mama rolled over And this is what she said 132 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,104 Mama rolled over, this is what she said 133 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:04,232 -Oh, give me some, give me some -Oh, give me some, give me some 134 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,692 -P.T. -P.T. 135 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,194 -P.T. -P.T. 136 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:08,695 -Good for you -Good for you 137 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,322 -And good for me -And good for me 138 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,781 -Good -Good 139 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:14,701 Up in the morning to the rising sun 140 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,370 Up in the morning to the rising sun 141 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:20,290 Gonna run all day till the running's done 142 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,585 Gonna run all day till the running's done 143 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,588 Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch 144 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,216 Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch 145 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:32,260 Got the blue balls, crabs And the seven-year itch 146 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:35,514 Got the blue balls, crabs And the seven-year itch 147 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:39,226 Left, right, left, right, left. 148 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:42,312 Your left shoulder. 149 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:46,358 Left, right, left. Port. 150 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:51,321 Left, right. Attack. Halt. 151 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:55,200 Left shoulder. 152 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,039 Private Pyle, what are you trying to do to my beloved Corps? 153 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,750 -Sir, I don't know, sir. -You are dumb, Private Pyle... 154 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,170 ...but do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right? 155 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,714 -Sir, no, sir. -Then you did that on purpose. 156 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,801 -You wanna be different. -Sir, no, sir. 157 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,845 -What side was that, Private Pyle? -Sir, left side, sir. 158 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:19,558 -Are you sure, Private Pyle? -Sir, yes, sir. 159 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:23,311 -What side was that, Private Pyle? -Sir, right side, sir. 160 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,814 Don't fuck with me again, Pyle. 161 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,649 Pick up your fucking cover. 162 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,025 Sir, yes, sir. 163 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:32,028 Your left shoulder. 164 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:36,283 Left, right, left. Port. 165 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,328 Left shoulder. 166 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:44,833 Your right shoulder. 167 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:51,006 Left, right, left, right. Your left shoulder. 168 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,884 Left, two, three, four. 169 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:57,596 Your right shoulder. 170 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:04,352 Tonight you pukes will sleep with your rifles. 171 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:08,023 You will give your rifle a girl's name. 172 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:13,403 Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. 173 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:18,033 Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch... 174 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:22,370 ...through her purty pink panties are over. 175 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,623 You're married to this piece. 176 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,459 This weapon of iron and wood. 177 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,837 And you will be faithful. 178 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,381 Arms. 179 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,719 Prepare to mount. 180 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,266 Mount. 181 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:49,648 Port. 182 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,737 Pray. 183 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,448 This is my rifle. 184 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:02,118 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 185 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,954 My rifle is my best friend. 186 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,790 It is my life. 187 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:11,252 I must master it as I must master my life. 188 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,422 Without me, my rifle is useless. 189 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,425 Without my rifle, I am useless. 190 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:20,470 I must fire my rifle true. 191 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:24,683 I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. 192 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,811 I must shoot him before he shoots me. 193 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,521 I will. 194 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,357 Before God, I swear this creed. 195 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:36,236 My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. 196 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,655 We are the masters of our enemy. 197 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,282 We are the saviors of my life. 198 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:45,704 So be it until there is no enemy, but peace. 199 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,580 Amen. 200 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,916 Arm. 201 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,380 At ease. 202 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,757 Good night, ladies. 203 00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,593 Good night, sir. 204 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,555 -Hit it, sweetheart. -Sir, aye, aye, sir. 205 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,891 Right shoulder. 206 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:14,649 That is not your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy. 207 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,028 Left shoulder. 208 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:26,703 Move the rifle around your head, not your head around the rifle. 209 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:30,373 Port. 210 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:37,213 Four inches from your chest, Pyle. Four inches. 211 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,341 This is my rifle, this is my gun 212 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:43,011 This is for fighting, this is for fun 213 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,638 This is my rifle, this is my gun 214 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,183 This is for fighting, this is for fun 215 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,852 This is my rifle, this is my gun 216 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,480 This is for fighting, this is for fun 217 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:56,065 This is my rifle, this is my gun 218 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,693 This is for fighting, this is for fun 219 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,196 This is my rifle, this is my gun 220 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,157 This is for fighting, this is for fun 221 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,039 You're bouncing. 222 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,097 Ten fucking seconds. 223 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:33,144 It should take you no less than 1 0 fucking seconds to negotiate this obstacle. 224 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,813 Quickly, move it out. 225 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:38,608 There ain't one swinging-dick private in this platoon's gonna graduate... 226 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:43,071 ...until they can get this obstacle down to less than 1 0 fucking seconds. 227 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,555 Next two privates. Quickly. 228 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,474 Get over that goddamn obstacle. Move it. 229 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,726 Next two privates. Quickly. 230 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,270 Hurry up. Get up there. 231 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:18,106 -Private Joker, are you a killer? -Sir, yes, sir. 232 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,149 Let me hear your war cry. 233 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:24,070 Next two privates, go. Quickly. 234 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,364 Get your fat ass over there, Private Pyle. 235 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,283 Oh, that's right, Private Pyle. 236 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:32,328 Don't make any fucking effort to get up to the top of the fucking obstacle. 237 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:37,000 If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up by now, wouldn't he? 238 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,919 -Sir, yes, sir. -Get your fat ass up there, Pyle. 239 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,297 -Sir, yes, sir. -What is the matter with you? 240 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:46,634 I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle, you could get up there. 241 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,511 -Couldn't you? -Sir, yes, sir. 242 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:52,891 Your ass looks like about 1 50 pounds of chewed bubble gum. Do you know that? 243 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,475 Sir, yes, sir. 244 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,230 One for the commandant. 245 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,442 One for the Corps. 246 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,362 Get up there. Pull. 247 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,241 I guess the Corps don't get theirs. Get up there, Pyle. 248 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,453 Pull. Pull, Pyle, pull. 249 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,164 One pull-up, Pyle. Come on, pull. 250 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,918 You gotta be shitting me, Pyle. Get your ass up there. 251 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,755 Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do one single pull-up? 252 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:28,301 You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle. Get out of my face. 253 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,470 Get up there, Snowball. 254 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,264 Get up here, fat-boy. 255 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,684 Quickly. Move it up. Move it up, Pyle. Move it up. 256 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:41,064 You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private Pyle? 257 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,525 Get up here. You're too slow. Move it. Move it. 258 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:48,237 Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down. 259 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,615 That would break my fucking heart. 260 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,243 Quickly. Up and over. Up and over. 261 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:57,956 Well, what in the fuck are you waiting for, Private Pyle? 262 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,876 Get up and over. Move it, move it, move it. 263 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,545 Are you quitting on me? 264 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,756 Well, are you? 265 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:11,219 Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. 266 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,888 Get the fuck off of my obstacle. 267 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,808 Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. 268 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,185 Now. Move it. 269 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:24,732 I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. 270 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,527 I will motivate you, Private Pyle... 271 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:32,281 ...if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo. 272 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,910 Pick them up and set them down, Pyle. 273 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,121 Quickly. Move it out. 274 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:42,917 Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of shit, Private Pyle? 275 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,420 Or did you have to work on it? 276 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:49,173 Move it up. Quickly. Hustle up. 277 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:53,928 The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, won't it, Private Pyle? 278 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,638 Move it. 279 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,976 Are you going to fucking die, Pyle? Are you going to die on me? 280 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,186 Do it now. 281 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,815 Move it up. Hustle it up. Quickly, quickly, quickly. 282 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,444 Do you feel dizzy? 283 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,946 Do you feel faint? 284 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:17,660 Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on. 285 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:23,291 Quickly, ladies. Assholes and elbows. Move it out. 286 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,001 Get up here. 287 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,838 Move it. Move it, move it, move it. 288 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,965 Quickly. 289 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,969 Quickly. Get up here. Hurry up. Move it out. 290 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,194 Reveille. Reveille. Reveille. 291 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,237 Drop your cocks and grab your socks. 292 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,324 Today is Sunday. Divine worship at 0800. 293 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,868 Get your bunks made and get your uniforms on. 294 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,996 Police call will commence in two minutes. 295 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,539 Private Cowboy, Private Joker. 296 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,291 -Sir, yes, sir. -Sir, yes, sir. 297 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:09,003 As soon as you finish your bunks, I want you two turds to clean the head. 298 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:12,256 -Sir, aye, aye, sir. -l want that head so sanitary... 299 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:16,511 ...that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump. 300 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,012 -Sir, yes, sir. -Sir, yes, sir. 301 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,431 Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary? 302 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,391 Sir, no, sir. 303 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:29,273 Well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly. 304 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,651 Sir, the private said, "No, sir," sir. 305 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,987 Why, you little maggot. You make me wanna vomit. 306 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:39,325 You goddamn communist heathen. Sound off that you love the Virgin Mary... 307 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,702 ...or I'm gonna stomp your guts out. 308 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,205 Now, you do love the Virgin Mary, don't you? 309 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,623 Sir, negative, sir. 310 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,292 Private Joker, are you trying to offend me? 311 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,794 Sir, negative, sir. 312 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,047 Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong... 313 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:57,093 ...and the senior drill instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir. 314 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,845 Who's your squad leader, scumbag? 315 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,848 Sir, the private's squad leader is Private Snowball, sir. 316 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,891 Private Snowball. 317 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,727 Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir. 318 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:10,565 Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker is promoted to squad leader. 319 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,192 -Sir, aye, aye, sir. -Disappear, scumbag. 320 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,070 -Sir, aye, aye, sir. -Private Pyle. 321 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,198 -Sir, Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir. -From now on... 322 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,660 ...Private Joker is your new squad leader and you will bunk with him. 323 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,120 He'll teach you everything. 324 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,497 -He'll teach you how to pee. -Sir, yes, sir. 325 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:30,751 Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts and guts is enough. 326 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,670 Now, you ladies, carry on. 327 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,047 Sir, aye, aye, sir. 328 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:45,016 The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver. 329 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,771 Operating-rod handle. 330 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,399 Operating-rod guide. 331 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:57,069 And the left one over the right. 332 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,322 Right one over the left. 333 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,993 Left one over the right. 334 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,454 The right one over the left. 335 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,251 Just throw your other leg over. 336 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,758 Attaboy. 337 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:24,805 That's it. Now just pull the next one over and you're home free. 338 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,308 Ready? 339 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,315 Just throw it over. 340 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,990 Attaboy. 341 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,117 Set it down. 342 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,455 All right? 343 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,500 There you go. 344 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,295 Congratulations, Leonard. 345 00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,047 You did it. 346 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:01,842 Fold the blanket and the sheet back together. 347 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,345 Make a four-inch fold. 348 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,223 Okay? Got it? 349 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,308 You do it. 350 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,187 Right shoulder. 351 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,439 Your left shoulder. 352 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,611 Port. 353 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,909 Order. 354 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,435 Your right shoulder. 355 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,441 Square these weapons away. 356 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:01,485 My Corps' arms should be parallel to the.... 357 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,907 The deadliest weapon in the world... 358 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:10,953 ...is a Marine and his rifle. 359 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:14,623 It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed... 360 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:18,878 ...if you expect to survive in combat. 361 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:22,590 Your rifle is only a tool. 362 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,301 It is a hard heart that kills. 363 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:30,931 If your killer instincts are not clean and strong... 364 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:34,143 ...you will hesitate at the moment of truth. 365 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,312 You will not kill. 366 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,856 You will become dead-Marine. 367 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,360 And then you will be in a world of shit. 368 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,278 Because Marines... 369 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:48,032 ...are not allowed to die without permission. 370 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,867 Do you maggots understand? 371 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,577 Sir, yes, sir. 372 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,956 I love working for Uncle Sam 373 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,876 I love working for Uncle Sam 374 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,796 Lets me know just who I am 375 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:04,799 Lets me know just who I am 376 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,802 One, two, three, four United States Marine Corps 377 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,805 One, two, three, four United States Marine Corps 378 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:13,808 One, two, three, four I love the Marine Corps 379 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,811 One, two, three, four I love the Marine Corps 380 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,312 -My Corps -My Corps 381 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,814 -Your Corps -Your Corps 382 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,273 -Our Corps -Our Corps 383 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:22,858 -Marine Corps -Marine Corps 384 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,861 I don't know, but I've been told 385 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:28,906 I don't know, but I've been told 386 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,826 Eskimo pussy is mighty cold 387 00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:34,829 Eskimo pussy is mighty cold 388 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:36,330 -Good -Good 389 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:37,832 -Feels good -Feels good 390 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,333 -Is good -Is good 391 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:40,835 -Real good -Real good 392 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,336 -Tastes good -Tastes good 393 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,838 -Mighty good -Mighty good 394 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,339 -Good for you -Good for you 395 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,924 -Good for me -Good for me 396 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,011 Trim them. 397 00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:55,766 Toe jam. 398 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:00,521 Pop that blister. 399 00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:12,074 Jesus H. Christ. 400 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:16,245 Private Pyle, why is your footlocker unlocked? 401 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,580 Sir, I don't know, sir. 402 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:21,208 Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate... 403 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:24,712 ...it is an unlocked footlocker. You know that, don't you? 404 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,423 -Sir, yes, sir. -If it wasn't for dickheads like you... 405 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,176 ...there wouldn't be thievery in the world, would there? 406 00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:32,303 -Sir, no, sir. -Get down. 407 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:40,519 Well, now, let's just see if there's anything missing. 408 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:45,274 Holy Jesus. 409 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,234 What is that? 410 00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:50,029 What the fuck is that? 411 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,906 What is that, Private Pyle? 412 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:53,324 Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir. 413 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,868 -A jelly doughnut? -Sir, yes, sir. 414 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,079 -How did it get here? -Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir. 415 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:01,415 Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle? 416 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:05,294 -Sir, no, sir. -Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts? 417 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,838 -Sir, no, sir. -And why not, Private Pyle? 418 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,673 Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir. 419 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:14,887 -Because you are a disgusting fat-body. -Sir, yes, sir. 420 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:18,599 Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, Private Pyle? 421 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,768 Sir, because I was hungry, sir. 422 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:24,021 Because you were hungry. 423 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:31,237 Private Pyle has dishonored himself... 424 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:34,031 ...and dishonored the platoon. 425 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:38,160 I have tried to help him, but I have failed. 426 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:43,249 I have failed because you have not helped me. 427 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:47,461 You people have not given Private Pyle... 428 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,838 ...the proper motivation. 429 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:55,511 So from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up... 430 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,972 ...l will not punish him. 431 00:25:58,139 --> 00:26:00,599 I will punish all of you. 432 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,851 And the way I see it, ladies... 433 00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:06,105 ...you owe me for one jelly doughnut. 434 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,983 Now get on your faces. 435 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,111 Open your mouth. 436 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,780 They're paying for it, you eat it. 437 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,324 Ready, exercise. 438 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:20,119 One, two, three, four 439 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,788 I love the Marine Corps 440 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,332 One, two, three, four 441 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,876 I love the Marine Corps 442 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:30,504 One, two, three, four 443 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,007 I love the Marine Corps 444 00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:35,676 One, two, three, four 445 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,178 I love the Marine Corps 446 00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:40,681 One, two, three, four.... 447 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,893 You really look like shit today, Leonard. 448 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:52,985 Joker. 449 00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:58,157 Everybody hates me now. 450 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,536 Even you. 451 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,916 Nobody hates you, Leonard. 452 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,586 You just keep making mistakes. 453 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,047 Getting everybody in trouble. 454 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,552 I can't do anything right. 455 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,973 I need help. 456 00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:28,854 I'm trying to help you, Leonard. 457 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:32,733 I'm really trying. 458 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,029 Tuck your shirt in. 459 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,410 One, two, three, 1 9. 460 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,621 One, two, three, 20. 461 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,873 One, two, three, 21. 462 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,084 One, two, three, 22. 463 00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:52,169 One, two, three, 23. 464 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,380 One, two, three, 24. 465 00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:56,548 One, two, three, 25. 466 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:58,592 One, two, three, 26. 467 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,803 One, two, three, 27. 468 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,971 One, two, three, 28. 469 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,099 One, two, three, 29. 470 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,726 One, two, three, 30. 471 00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,022 Do it. 472 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,398 Do it. 473 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,869 Remember, it's just a bad dream, fat-boy. 474 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,024 Port. 475 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:23,237 Left shoulder. 476 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,242 Right shoulder. 477 00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:33,413 Port. 478 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,419 Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies? 479 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:43,924 Semper fi, do or die. Gung ho. Gung ho. Gung ho. 480 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,218 What makes the grass grow? 481 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:48,345 Blood, blood, blood. 482 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,265 What do we do for a living, ladies? 483 00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:53,100 Kill, kill, kill. 484 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,893 I can't hear you. 485 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:56,770 Kill, kill, kill. 486 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,982 Bullshit. I still can't hear you. 487 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:01,775 Kill, kill, kill. 488 00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:06,488 Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? 489 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,492 None of you dumb-asses knows? 490 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,828 Private Cowboy. 491 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:17,374 Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir. 492 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,377 That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed 1 2 people... 493 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:24,756 ...from a 28-story observation tower at the University of Texas. 494 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:27,801 From distances of up to 400 yards. 495 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,805 Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? 496 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,056 Private Snowball. 497 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:35,559 Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir. 498 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,562 That's right. And do you know how far away he was? 499 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:43,066 Sir, he was pretty far. From that book-suppository building, sir. 500 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,193 All right, knock it off. 501 00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:47,279 Two hundred and fifty feet. 502 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:51,658 He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. 503 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:57,414 Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt-action rifle in only six seconds... 504 00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:01,043 ...and scored two hits, including a head shot. 505 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:05,380 Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot? 506 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:07,925 Private Joker. 507 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,010 Sir, in the Marines, sir. 508 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,721 In the Marines. Outstanding. 509 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:17,851 Those individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do. 510 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,604 And before you ladies leave my island... 511 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,107 ...you will all be able to do the same thing. 512 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:45,879 Today... 513 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,215 ...is Christmas. 514 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:53,553 There will be a magic show at 0930. 515 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:57,516 Chaplain Charlie will tell you... 516 00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:02,229 ...about how the free world will conquer communism... 517 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:07,067 ...with the aid of God and a few Marines. 518 00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:11,530 God has a hard-on for Marines... 519 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:16,368 ...because we kill everything we see. 520 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,912 He plays his games... 521 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,790 ...we play ours. 522 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:26,837 To show our appreciation for so much power... 523 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:32,384 ...we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. 524 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:37,097 God was here before the Marine Corps. 525 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:40,267 So you can give your heart to Jesus... 526 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:44,146 ...but your ass belongs to the Corps. 527 00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:46,273 Do you ladies understand? 528 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:49,443 -Sir, yes, sir. -l can't hear you. 529 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,445 Sir, yes, sir. 530 00:33:57,243 --> 00:34:00,537 It's been swabbed and brushed. 531 00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:03,707 Everything... 532 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:06,460 ...is clean. 533 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:12,132 Beautiful. 534 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,344 So that it slides perfect. 535 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:19,973 Nice. 536 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:24,436 Everything clean. 537 00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:26,855 Oiled. 538 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,110 So that your action is beautiful. 539 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,325 Smooth Charlene. 540 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:03,058 Leonard talks to his rifle. 541 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:06,937 Yeah. 542 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,364 I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore. 543 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:21,326 I think Leonard's a Section Eight. 544 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,873 It don't surprise me. 545 00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:40,720 I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. 546 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,017 What will you take in trade? 547 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,147 What do you got? 548 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:06,413 Outstanding, Private Pyle. 549 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,249 I think we finally found something that you do well. 550 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,293 Sir, yes, sir. 551 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,464 What's your sixth general order? 552 00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:19,092 Sir, the sixth general order is to receive and obey... 553 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,720 ...and pass on to the sentry who relieves me... 554 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,638 ...all orders.... 555 00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:25,599 Sir, the private's sixth general.... 556 00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:28,185 The private has been instructed but does not know. 557 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:31,605 You slimy scumbag, get on your face and give me 25. 558 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,899 Sir, aye, aye, sir. 559 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:40,447 How many counts in that movement you just executed? 560 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,783 -Sir, four counts, sir. -What's the idea of looking in the chamber? 561 00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:48,246 Sir, to guarantee the private is not giving the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir. 562 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:49,915 What's your fifth general order? 563 00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:54,127 Sir, the fifth general order is to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir. 564 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,087 What's this weapon's name, Private Pyle? 565 00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:59,090 Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir. 566 00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:02,010 Private Pyle, you are definitely born-again hard. 567 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:05,805 Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps. 568 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,058 Sir, yes, sir. 569 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:13,146 I don't want no teenage queen 570 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:15,941 I don't want no teenage queen 571 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:18,777 I just want my M14 572 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,529 I just want my M14 573 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:24,407 If I die in a combat zone 574 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:27,160 If I die in a combat zone 575 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,871 Box me up and ship me home 576 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,666 Box me up and ship me home 577 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:35,502 Pin my medals upon my chest 578 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:38,255 Pin my medals upon my chest 579 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:41,007 Tell my mom I done my best 580 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:43,677 Tell my mom I done my best 581 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:48,807 Graduation is only a few days away... 582 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:53,520 ...and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. 583 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:57,691 They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. 584 00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:03,697 The drill instructors are proud to see that we are growing beyond their control. 585 00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:07,450 The Marine Corps does not want robots. 586 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:10,578 The Marine Corps wants killers. 587 00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:14,541 The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men. 588 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,502 Men without fear. 589 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:24,050 Today, you people are no longer maggots. 590 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:29,180 Today, you are Marines. 591 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,559 You're part of a brotherhood. 592 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:36,855 From now on, until the day you die... 593 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,316 ...wherever you are... 594 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:42,986 ...every Marine is your brother. 595 00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:47,198 Most of you will go to Vietnam. 596 00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:50,577 Some of you will not come back. 597 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,954 But always remember this: 598 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:54,998 Marines die. 599 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,709 That's what we're here for. 600 00:38:57,877 --> 00:39:00,962 But the Marine Corps lives forever... 601 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:05,884 ...and that means you live forever. 602 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,431 -Peckett. -Sir, yes, sir. 603 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,266 0300, Infantry. 604 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,018 -Toe Jam. -Sir, yes, sir. 605 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,062 0300, Infantry. 606 00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:18,938 -Adams. -Sir, yes, sir. 607 00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:20,774 1 800, Engineers. 608 00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:22,484 You go out and find mines. 609 00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:24,444 -Cowboy. -Sir, yes, sir. 610 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,488 0300, Infantry. 611 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,073 -Taylor. -Sir, yes, sir. 612 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,033 0300, Infantry. 613 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,785 -Joker. -Sir, yes, sir. 614 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:35,121 421 2, Basic Military Journalism. 615 00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:37,332 You gotta be shitting me, Joker. 616 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,042 You think you're Mickey Spillane? 617 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,252 You think you're some kind of fucking writer? 618 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,838 Sir, I wrote for my high school newspaper, sir. 619 00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:47,675 Jesus H. Christ. You're not a writer, you're a killer. 620 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,094 A killer, yes, sir. 621 00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:50,804 Gomer Pyle. 622 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:53,598 -Gomer Pyle. -Sir, yes, sir. 623 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:57,685 You forget your fucking name? 0300, Infantry. You made it. 624 00:39:57,853 --> 00:39:59,979 -Perkins. -Sir, yes, sir. 625 00:40:04,151 --> 00:40:06,986 Our last night on the island. 626 00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:09,697 I draw fire watch. 627 00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:15,638 Hi, Joker. 628 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:41,164 Are those live rounds? 629 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:51,007 Seven-six-two millimeter. 630 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:56,054 Full metal jacket. 631 00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,564 Leonard... 632 00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:10,610 ...if Hartman comes in here and catches us... 633 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:14,822 ...we'll both be in a world of shit. 634 00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:20,411 I am... 635 00:42:21,747 --> 00:42:24,123 ...in a world... 636 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:28,211 ...of shit. 637 00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:32,674 Left shoulder. 638 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:36,636 Right shoulder. 639 00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,015 Lock and load. 640 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,188 Order. 641 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,818 This is my rifle. 642 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,779 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 643 00:42:56,031 --> 00:42:59,325 My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. 644 00:42:59,493 --> 00:43:01,995 Get back in your bunks. 645 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:04,330 What is this Mickey Mouse shit? 646 00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:09,377 What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? 647 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,880 Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? 648 00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:15,883 Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? 649 00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:19,429 Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out? 650 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,807 Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor... 651 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:27,687 ...that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir. 652 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:39,032 Now you listen to me, Private Pyle... 653 00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:41,951 ...and you listen good. 654 00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:44,662 I want that weapon... 655 00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:47,457 ...and I want it now. 656 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:52,211 You will place that rifle on the deck at your feet... 657 00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:55,214 ...and step back away from it. 658 00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:06,184 What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? 659 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:10,605 Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? 660 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:38,257 Easy, Leonard. 661 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,763 Go easy, man. 662 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:10,707 No! 663 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,852 Hey, baby. 664 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:16,063 You got girlfriend Vietnam? 665 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:18,858 Not just this minute. 666 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:22,361 Well, baby, me so horny. 667 00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:24,697 Me so horny. 668 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:27,408 Me love you long time. 669 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:29,202 You party? 670 00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:31,496 Yeah, we might party. 671 00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:34,457 -How much? -Fifteen dollar. 672 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:38,669 -Fifteen dollars for both of us. -No. Each you $1 5. 673 00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:40,755 Me love you long time. 674 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:43,549 Me so horny. 675 00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:46,052 Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. 676 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,472 -Five dollars each. -Me sucky-sucky. 677 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,225 Me love you too much. 678 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,938 Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend. 679 00:46:57,105 --> 00:47:00,066 Okay. Ten dollar each. 680 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:02,735 What do we get for $1 0? 681 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:05,696 Everything you want. 682 00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:09,033 -Everything? -Everything. 683 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:14,163 Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money? 684 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:16,249 Just a minute. 685 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:20,711 You know, half these gook whores are serving officers in the Vietcong. 686 00:47:20,879 --> 00:47:22,630 The other half have got TB. 687 00:47:23,465 --> 00:47:26,342 Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough. 688 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:17,977 That little sucker really had some moves on him, didn't he? 689 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,812 Yeah. 690 00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:24,233 You know what really pisses me off about these people? 691 00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:25,735 What? 692 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:29,780 We're supposed to be helping them, and they shit all over us every chance they get. 693 00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:31,908 I just can't feature that. 694 00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:35,536 Don't take it too hard, Rafterman. It's just business. 695 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:40,708 I hate Da Nang, Joker. I wanna go out into the field. 696 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:42,835 I've been in country almost three months... 697 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:45,796 ...and all I do is take handshake shots at award ceremonies. 698 00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:49,008 You'd get wasted your first day in the field and it'd be my fault. 699 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,469 A high school girl could do my job. 700 00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,429 I wanna get out into the shit. 701 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:56,182 I wanna get some trigger time. 702 00:48:57,100 --> 00:49:00,603 If you get killed, your mom will find me after I rotate back to the world... 703 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,521 ...and she'll beat the shit out of me. 704 00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,191 That's a negative, Rafterman. 705 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:11,906 Okay, guys. Let's keep it short and sweet today. Anybody got anything new? 706 00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:17,912 There's a rumor going around that the Tet ceasefire is gonna be canceled. 707 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:19,872 Rear-echelon paranoia. 708 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:24,335 A bro in intelligence says Charlie might try to pull off something big during Tet. 709 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,963 They say the same thing every year. 710 00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:28,923 There's a lot of talk about it, sir. 711 00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:30,883 I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. 712 00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:35,221 The Tet holiday is like the Fourth of July, Christmas and New Year all rolled into one. 713 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:38,766 Every zipperhead in Nam, North and South, will be banging gongs... 714 00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:41,811 ...barking at the moon and visiting his dead relatives. 715 00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:45,564 Right. Ann-Margret and entourage are due here next week. 716 00:49:45,732 --> 00:49:49,026 I want someone on the airfield and stick with her for a couple of days. 717 00:49:49,194 --> 00:49:51,654 -Rafterman, you take it. -Aye, aye, sir. 718 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,531 And get some good low-angle stuff. 719 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:57,743 Don't make it too obvious, but I wanna see fur and early-morning dew. 720 00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:00,204 -Yes, sir. -"Diplomats in dungarees. 721 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:04,083 Marine engineers lend a helping hand rebuilding Dong Phuc village recently...." 722 00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:07,545 Chili, if we move Vietnamese, they are evacuees... 723 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:10,798 ...if they come to us to be evacuated, they are refugees. 724 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:12,758 I'll make a note of it, sir. 725 00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:15,928 "NVA soldier deserts after reading pamphlets. 726 00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:20,141 A young North Vietnamese Army regular, who realized his side could not win... 727 00:50:20,308 --> 00:50:23,102 ...deserted from his unit after reading Open Arms pamphlets." 728 00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:26,397 That's good, Dave. But why say North Vietnamese Army regular? 729 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:30,276 Is there an irregular? How about North Vietnamese Army soldier? 730 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:31,527 I'll fix it up, sir. 731 00:50:31,945 --> 00:50:33,988 Lawrence Welk Show is out on TV in two weeks. 732 00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:35,322 Dave, do 1 00 words on it. 733 00:50:35,490 --> 00:50:38,034 -AFTV will give you some background stuff. -Sir. 734 00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:39,952 "Not while we're eating. 735 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,663 NVA learned Marines on a search-and-destroy mission... 736 00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:45,166 ...don't like to be interrupted while eating chow." 737 00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:49,253 Search-and-destroy. We have a new directive from MAF on this. 738 00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:54,008 In future, in place of search-and-destroy, substitute the phrase sweep-and-clear. 739 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:57,470 -Sweep-and-clear, got it? -Got it. Very catchy. 740 00:50:58,305 --> 00:51:00,598 And, Joker, where's the weenie? 741 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:02,725 Sir? 742 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:06,812 The kill, Joker. The kill. I mean, all that fire, the grunts must have hit something. 743 00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:08,272 Didn't see them. 744 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:12,693 Joker, I've told you, we run two basic stories here. 745 00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:16,322 Grunts who give half their pay to buy gooks toothbrushes and deodorants. 746 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:18,783 Winning of hearts and minds. Okay? 747 00:51:18,950 --> 00:51:22,536 And combat action that results in a kill. Winning the war. 748 00:51:22,704 --> 00:51:26,415 Now, you must have seen blood trails. Drag marks? 749 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:28,250 It was raining, sir. 750 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,587 Well, that's why God passed the law of probability. 751 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:34,840 Now rewrite it and give it a happy ending. Say, one killed. 752 00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:37,384 Make it a sapper or an officer. Which? 753 00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,220 Whichever you say. 754 00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:41,847 Grunts like reading about dead officers. 755 00:51:42,015 --> 00:51:45,267 Okay, an officer. How about a general? 756 00:51:45,727 --> 00:51:47,019 Joker... 757 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:50,606 ...maybe you'd like our guys to read the paper and feel bad. 758 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,901 I mean, in case you didn't know it, this is not a very popular war. 759 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:56,195 Now, it is our job to report the news... 760 00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:59,448 ...that these why-are-we-here civilian newsmen ignore. 761 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,828 Sir, maybe you should go out on some ops yourself. 762 00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:07,706 I'm sure you could find a lot more blood trails and drag marks. 763 00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:10,334 Joker, I've had my ass in the grass. 764 00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,461 Can't say I liked it much. 765 00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:15,631 Lots of bugs and too dangerous. 766 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:18,843 As it happens, my present duties keep me where I belong... 767 00:52:19,010 --> 00:52:21,220 ...in the rear with the gear. 768 00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:31,730 Tet. The year of the monkey. 769 00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:35,025 Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve. 770 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:40,281 Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are shooting off fireworks to celebrate. 771 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:52,668 I am fucking bored to death, man. 772 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:55,754 I gotta get back in the shit. 773 00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:59,008 I ain't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks. 774 00:52:59,801 --> 00:53:01,177 Joker's so tough... 775 00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:04,805 ...he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose... 776 00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:06,891 ...then ask for seconds. 777 00:53:07,392 --> 00:53:09,435 Listen up, pilgrim. 778 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:14,106 A day without blood is like a day without sunshine. 779 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:15,900 Shit. 780 00:53:16,067 --> 00:53:19,945 Joker thinks the bad bush is between an old mama-san's legs. 781 00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:22,072 He's never been in the shit. 782 00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:24,950 It's hard to talk about it, man. It's like on Hastings. 783 00:53:25,118 --> 00:53:27,661 You weren't on Operation Hastings, Payback. 784 00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:30,497 -You weren't even in country. -Eat shit and die... 785 00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:33,542 ...you fucking Spanish-American. You fucking pogue. 786 00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:35,127 I was there, man. 787 00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:37,004 I was in the shit with the grunts. 788 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:40,966 Don't listen to any of Payback's bullshit, Rafterman. 789 00:53:41,134 --> 00:53:44,553 Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne. 790 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:46,722 You listen to Joker, new guy. 791 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:48,515 He knows t� ti. 792 00:53:48,683 --> 00:53:50,226 Very little. 793 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:53,187 You know he's never been in the shit. He ain't got the stare. 794 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:56,899 -The stare? -The thousand-yard stare. 795 00:53:57,067 --> 00:54:00,069 A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit for too long. 796 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:01,779 It's like... 797 00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:04,073 It's like you're really seeing beyond. 798 00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:06,033 I got it. 799 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,035 All field Marines got it. 800 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,703 And you'll have it too. 801 00:54:09,871 --> 00:54:11,163 I will? 802 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,915 Hey, Payback... 803 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:16,168 ...how do you stop five black dudes from raping a white chick? 804 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:19,672 -Fuck you, Stork. -Throw them a basketball. 805 00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,804 -Incoming. -Oh, shit. 806 00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:30,349 Them are outgoing. 807 00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:34,520 -That ain't outgoing. -That ain't outgoing. 808 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,355 Now, what did I just say? 809 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:17,688 Hey, I hope they're just fucking with us. 810 00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:21,108 -l ain't ready for this shit. -Amen. 811 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,954 Cease fire. 812 00:56:20,001 --> 00:56:22,127 -Cease fire. -Cease fire. 813 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,800 Cease fire. 814 00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,771 The enemy... 815 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:43,440 ...has very deceitfully... 816 00:56:43,608 --> 00:56:46,485 ...taken advantage of the Tet ceasefire... 817 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:49,988 ...to launch an offensive all over the country. 818 00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:53,992 So far, we've had it pretty easy here. 819 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,328 But we seem to be the exception. 820 00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,834 Charlie has hit every major military target in Vietnam and hit them hard. 821 00:57:02,001 --> 00:57:07,881 In Saigon the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. 822 00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:10,008 -Shit. -Jesus Christ, man. 823 00:57:10,176 --> 00:57:13,679 Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun. 824 00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,516 We also have reports that a division of NVA... 825 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:22,646 ...has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. 826 00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:25,858 In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... 827 00:57:26,025 --> 00:57:28,819 ...the civilian press are about to wet their pants... 828 00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:33,907 ...and we've heard even Cronkite's gonna say the war is now unwinnable. 829 00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,243 In other words... 830 00:57:36,411 --> 00:57:41,248 ...it's a huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite. 831 00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,878 Sir. 832 00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:49,047 Does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming? 833 00:57:53,887 --> 00:57:58,223 Joker, I want you to get straight up to Ph� Bai. 834 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:01,894 Captain January will need all his people. 835 00:58:02,061 --> 00:58:04,354 -Yes, sir. -And, Joker... 836 00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:07,524 ...you will take off that damn button. 837 00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:11,111 How's it gonna look if you get killed wearing a peace symbol? 838 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:12,738 Sir. 839 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:15,115 Permission to go with Joker? 840 00:58:15,825 --> 00:58:17,784 -Permission granted. -Thank you, sir. 841 00:58:17,952 --> 00:58:20,913 Sir, permission not to take Rafterman with me? 842 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,165 You still here? 843 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:26,960 Vanish, Joker, most ricky-tick, and take Rafterman with you. 844 00:58:27,128 --> 00:58:29,463 You're responsible for him. 845 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:06,959 Get some. 846 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:09,503 Get some. 847 00:59:12,131 --> 00:59:15,008 Get some. Get some. Yeah. Yeah. 848 00:59:16,010 --> 00:59:19,763 Get some. Get some. Come on. Come on. 849 00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,394 Get some. 850 00:59:32,902 --> 00:59:35,070 Get some, baby. 851 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,823 Get some. Get some. Get some. 852 00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:41,451 Get some. Get some, come on. Get it, come on. 853 00:59:41,619 --> 00:59:44,121 Get some. Get some. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 854 00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:46,498 I've got you, mother. 855 00:59:51,337 --> 00:59:54,464 Anyone who runs is a VC. 856 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,551 Anyone who stands still... 857 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,679 ...is a well-disciplined VC. 858 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:06,226 You guys ought to do a story about me sometime. 859 01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:10,480 Why should we do a story about you? 860 01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:12,941 Because I'm so fucking good. 861 01:00:13,109 --> 01:00:15,235 That ain't no shit neither. 862 01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:19,865 I've done got me 1 57 dead gooks killed. 863 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:22,826 And 50 water buffaloes too. 864 01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:25,787 Them are all certified. 865 01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:28,832 Any women or children? 866 01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:30,959 Sometimes. 867 01:00:32,086 --> 01:00:35,797 How can you shoot women and children? 868 01:00:36,382 --> 01:00:37,716 Easy. 869 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,260 You just don't lead them so much. 870 01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:43,764 Ain't war hell? 871 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,469 Top, we wanna get in the shit. 872 01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,137 Down the road. Two-Five. 873 01:01:24,305 --> 01:01:27,099 Two-Five. Outstanding. Thanks, Top. 874 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,458 Excuse me. 875 01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:55,001 Sir. 876 01:01:55,169 --> 01:01:58,296 We're looking for 1 st Platoon, Hotel Two-Five. 877 01:01:58,464 --> 01:01:59,881 I got a bro named Cowboy there. 878 01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:01,466 You people one-one? 879 01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:03,927 No, sir. We're reporters from Stars and Stripes. 880 01:02:04,095 --> 01:02:05,929 -Stars and Stripes? -Yes, sir. 881 01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:08,140 I'm Cowboy's platoon commander. 882 01:02:08,307 --> 01:02:11,101 Cowboy's just down the road in the platoon area. 883 01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:14,938 -You mind if we tag along, sir? -No problem. Welcome aboard. 884 01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:18,316 By the way, my name's Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski. 885 01:02:18,484 --> 01:02:20,736 My people call me Mr. Touchdown. 886 01:02:20,903 --> 01:02:22,404 I played ball for Notre Dame. 887 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:23,864 -Notre Dame? -Yeah. 888 01:02:24,031 --> 01:02:26,742 -All right. -You here to make Cowboy famous? 889 01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:28,493 Never happen, sir. 890 01:02:28,661 --> 01:02:32,956 Well, if you people came looking for a story, this is your lucky day. 891 01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:36,293 We got Condition Red and we're definitely expecting rain. 892 01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:39,212 Outstanding, sir. We taking care of business? 893 01:02:39,380 --> 01:02:40,881 Well, the NVA are dug in deep. 894 01:02:41,048 --> 01:02:43,592 Hotel Company's still working this side of the river... 895 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,969 ...street by street and house by house. 896 01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:48,138 Charles definitely got his shit together... 897 01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,557 ...but we're still getting some decent kills here. 898 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:54,936 We heard some scuttlebutt, sir, about the NVA executing a lot of gook civilians. 899 01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,521 That's affirmative. 900 01:02:56,689 --> 01:03:00,358 I saw some bodies about a half a klick this side of Phu Cam Canal. 901 01:03:00,526 --> 01:03:02,694 Will you show me where, sir? 902 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,615 Here's the canal. 903 01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:32,766 The dead have been covered with lime. 904 01:03:33,976 --> 01:03:36,853 The dead know only one thing: 905 01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:40,065 It is better to be alive. 906 01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:47,948 Excuse me? 907 01:03:48,115 --> 01:03:50,408 -Good morning, lieutenant. -Morning. 908 01:03:50,576 --> 01:03:54,120 I make it 20. Is that the official body count, sir? 909 01:03:54,288 --> 01:03:55,747 What outfit are you men with? 910 01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:58,041 Sir, we're reporters from Stars and Stripes. 911 01:03:58,292 --> 01:03:59,835 -Oh, I see. -I'm Sergeant Joker... 912 01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:02,295 ...and this photographer is Rafterman. 913 01:04:02,463 --> 01:04:05,090 I'm Lieutenant Cleves and I'm from Hartford, Connecticut. 914 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:08,176 -Have you got a body count, sir? -We think it's 20. 915 01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:10,428 Do you know how it happened, sir? 916 01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:14,599 Well, it seems the NVA came in with a list of gook names. 917 01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:19,312 Government officials, policemen, ARVIN officers, school teachers. 918 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:21,481 They went around to their houses real polite... 919 01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:24,985 ...and asked them to report the next day for political reeducation. 920 01:04:25,486 --> 01:04:27,779 Everybody who turned up got shot. 921 01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:29,573 Some they buried alive. 922 01:04:29,782 --> 01:04:31,116 Ready. 923 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,119 Colonel. 924 01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:38,373 Marine, what is that button on your body armor? 925 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:39,791 A peace symbol, sir. 926 01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:42,586 -Where did you get it? -l don't remember, sir. 927 01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:44,880 What is that written on your helmet? 928 01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,506 Born to kill, sir. 929 01:04:46,757 --> 01:04:49,718 You write born to kill on your helmet and wear a peace button. 930 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,220 What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke? 931 01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:54,973 -No, sir. -What is it supposed to mean? 932 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,474 I don't know, sir. 933 01:04:56,642 --> 01:04:58,143 -You don't know much. -No, sir. 934 01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:01,563 Get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a shit on you. 935 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:03,481 -Yes, sir. -Now answer my question... 936 01:05:03,649 --> 01:05:05,984 ...or you'll be standing tall before the man. 937 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:09,154 I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir. 938 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:12,908 -The what? -The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. 939 01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:16,328 -Whose side are you on, son? -Our side, sir. 940 01:05:16,495 --> 01:05:18,163 -You love your country? -Yes, sir. 941 01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,915 How about getting with the program. 942 01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:22,500 Jump on the team and come on in for the big win. 943 01:05:22,668 --> 01:05:23,710 Yes, sir. 944 01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:28,340 All I've asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would God's word. 945 01:05:28,507 --> 01:05:30,258 We are here to help the Vietnamese... 946 01:05:30,426 --> 01:05:34,346 ...because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. 947 01:05:34,513 --> 01:05:36,181 It's a hardball world, son. 948 01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:40,018 We've gotta try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. 949 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:41,186 Aye, aye, sir. 950 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:55,367 Hey, bro. We're looking for 1 st Platoon, Hotel Two-Five. 951 01:05:55,534 --> 01:05:57,369 Around the back. 952 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:09,047 -First Platoon? -Yeah, through there. 953 01:06:32,738 --> 01:06:34,823 Hey, Lone Ranger. 954 01:06:38,869 --> 01:06:42,539 -Holy shit. It's the Joker. -You old motherfucker. 955 01:06:47,586 --> 01:06:48,586 What's happening? 956 01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:52,590 Thought I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of shit. 957 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,634 What's happening, man? 958 01:06:54,802 --> 01:06:58,221 Oh, just waiting to get back to the land of the big PX. 959 01:06:58,389 --> 01:07:00,348 Yeah? Well, why go back? 960 01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:02,058 Here or there, samey-same. 961 01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:03,935 -Been getting any? -Only your sister. 962 01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:08,189 Well, better my sister than my mom, though my mom's not bad. 963 01:07:08,774 --> 01:07:11,401 Hey, you Hogs, listen up. 964 01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:14,738 This is my bro, Joker, from the Island, and this is...? 965 01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:16,865 -Rafterman. -Rafterman. 966 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,868 They're from Stars and Stripes. They'll make you famous. 967 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,327 -Fucking A. -Yeah. 968 01:07:21,495 --> 01:07:23,455 We're the Lusthog Squad. 969 01:07:23,622 --> 01:07:26,166 We're life-takers and heartbreakers. 970 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:29,836 We shoot them full of holes and fill them full of lead. 971 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,968 You a photographer? 972 01:07:38,429 --> 01:07:40,972 No, I'm a combat correspondent. 973 01:07:41,974 --> 01:07:44,476 Oh, you seen much combat? 974 01:07:47,229 --> 01:07:49,606 Well, I've seen a little on TV. 975 01:07:53,944 --> 01:07:56,696 You're a real comedian. 976 01:07:57,990 --> 01:08:00,700 Well, they call me the Joker. 977 01:08:01,994 --> 01:08:04,454 Well, I got a joke for you. 978 01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:07,874 I'm gonna tear you a new asshole. 979 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,962 Well, pilgrim... 980 01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:18,259 ...only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit. 981 01:08:23,682 --> 01:08:25,767 You talk the talk. 982 01:08:26,977 --> 01:08:29,813 Do you walk the walk? 983 01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:35,693 Now, you might not believe it... 984 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:41,157 ...but under fire, Animal Mother's one of the finest human beings in the world. 985 01:08:41,325 --> 01:08:45,453 All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life. 986 01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:49,791 That's a roger, come on. Sit down. Come on, new guy. 987 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:54,796 Hey, jungle-bunny. 988 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,757 Thank God for the sickle cell, huh? 989 01:08:57,925 --> 01:08:59,759 Yeah, Mother. 990 01:09:01,053 --> 01:09:02,846 Hey, photographer. 991 01:09:04,223 --> 01:09:06,266 You wanna take a good picture? 992 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:08,977 Here, man. 993 01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:10,770 Take this. 994 01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:22,532 This is my bro. 995 01:09:32,084 --> 01:09:34,210 This is his party. 996 01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:36,546 He's the guest of honor. 997 01:09:37,464 --> 01:09:40,133 Today is his birthday. 998 01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:43,553 Happy birthday, zipperhead. 999 01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:46,931 I will never forget this day. 1000 01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:52,437 The day I came to Hue City and fought 1 million NVA gooks. 1001 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:56,191 I love the little commie bastards, man, I really do. 1002 01:09:56,650 --> 01:09:59,903 These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. 1003 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,824 These are great days we're living, bros. 1004 01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:09,996 We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. 1005 01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:13,124 These people we wasted here today... 1006 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:16,544 ...are the finest human beings we will ever know. 1007 01:10:18,339 --> 01:10:20,006 After we rotate back to the world... 1008 01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:23,468 ...we're gonna miss not having anyone around who's worth shooting. 1009 01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:32,620 -Stay put, keep your heads down. -Stay put. 1010 01:11:32,788 --> 01:11:34,414 Stay put. 1011 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:51,639 Shit. 1012 01:11:59,523 --> 01:12:03,026 Delta Six Actual, this is Murphy. Over. 1013 01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:08,406 Delta Six Actual, this is Murphy. Over. 1014 01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:10,908 Delta Six. 1015 01:12:11,076 --> 01:12:14,203 Delta Six, we are receiving incoming fire from the vill. 1016 01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:16,247 The lieutenant is down. 1017 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:19,417 We're going to stop here and check out what's in front of us. Over. 1018 01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:27,508 Okay, Lusthog Squad, listen up. 1019 01:12:28,218 --> 01:12:30,303 Gonna move up these roads and check the vill. 1020 01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:32,847 I want the third team up this road here. 1021 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:36,934 First and second fire team behind me up this other road, okay? 1022 01:12:37,394 --> 01:12:40,271 Let's go. Let's get it done. 1023 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:10,166 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 1024 01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:13,502 Hey, start the cameras. This is Vietnam: The Movie. 1025 01:17:13,670 --> 01:17:16,047 Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne, I'll be a horse. 1026 01:17:16,214 --> 01:17:18,883 -T.H.E. Rock can be a rock. -I'll be Ann-Margret. 1027 01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:20,968 Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo. 1028 01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,638 -I'll be General Custer. -Who'll be the Indian? 1029 01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:26,849 Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians. 1030 01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:07,014 You're going home now. 1031 01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:12,853 Semper fi. 1032 01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,442 We're mean Marines, sir. 1033 01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:23,948 Go easy, bros. 1034 01:18:28,078 --> 01:18:30,121 Better you than me. 1035 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:36,502 Well, at least they died for a good cause. 1036 01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:39,547 What cause was that? 1037 01:18:41,049 --> 01:18:42,633 Freedom. 1038 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,345 Flush out your headgear, new guy. 1039 01:18:48,056 --> 01:18:50,933 You think we waste gooks for freedom? 1040 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:54,270 This is a slaughter. 1041 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:59,024 If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word... 1042 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,987 ...my word is poon tang. 1043 01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:08,492 Tough break for Hand Job. 1044 01:19:09,369 --> 01:19:12,830 He was all set to get shipped out on a medical. 1045 01:19:14,374 --> 01:19:16,333 What was the matter with him? 1046 01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:21,881 He was jerking off 1 0 times a day. 1047 01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:26,594 It's no shit. At least 1 0 times a day. 1048 01:19:28,513 --> 01:19:33,851 Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker. 1049 01:19:34,269 --> 01:19:38,355 The crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. 1050 01:19:38,857 --> 01:19:41,442 Instant Section Eight. 1051 01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:45,529 He was just waiting for his papers to clear Division. 1052 01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:50,910 You ready? Turn over. 1053 01:19:52,454 --> 01:19:54,747 Hue City interviews, roll 34. 1054 01:19:56,875 --> 01:20:00,878 Well, like... Like you see, you know, it's a major city... 1055 01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:04,548 ...so we have to assault with tanks, we roll in the streets. 1056 01:20:04,716 --> 01:20:07,134 So they send us in first to squat... 1057 01:20:07,302 --> 01:20:11,055 ...make sure that there are no little.... 1058 01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:15,392 No Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets to blow the tanks away. 1059 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,062 So we clear it out and we roll the tanks in... 1060 01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:20,564 ...and basically blow the place to hell. 1061 01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:24,777 When we're in Hue, when we're in Hue City... 1062 01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:26,904 ...it's like a war, you know... 1063 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:28,989 ...like what... What... 1064 01:20:29,157 --> 01:20:32,159 What I thought about a war, what I thought a war was... 1065 01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:34,787 You know, was supposed to be. 1066 01:20:35,997 --> 01:20:38,207 There's the enemy, you kill them. 1067 01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:41,919 I don't think there's any question about it. I mean, we're the best. 1068 01:20:42,087 --> 01:20:44,255 I mean, all that bullshit about the Air Cav.... 1069 01:20:44,422 --> 01:20:46,549 When the shit hits the fan, who do they call? 1070 01:20:46,716 --> 01:20:50,052 They call Mother Green and her killing machine. 1071 01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:53,222 Do I think America belongs in Vietnam? 1072 01:20:53,890 --> 01:20:57,810 I don't know. I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that. 1073 01:20:57,978 --> 01:21:00,229 Can I quote LBJ? 1074 01:21:01,773 --> 01:21:05,276 "I will not send American boys... 1075 01:21:05,443 --> 01:21:07,695 ...8 or 1 0,000 miles around the world... 1076 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:12,074 ...to do a job that Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves." 1077 01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:18,289 Personally think they don't really want to be involved in this war... 1078 01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:22,251 ...you know, I mean, like they... It's sort of like... 1079 01:21:22,794 --> 01:21:26,171 ...they took away our freedom and gave it to the gookers, you know. 1080 01:21:26,339 --> 01:21:27,923 But they don't want it. 1081 01:21:28,091 --> 01:21:30,509 They'd rather be alive than free, I guess, you know. 1082 01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:32,678 Poor, dumb bastards. 1083 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:38,309 Well, the ones I'm fighting at are some pretty... Pretty bad boys. 1084 01:21:38,476 --> 01:21:40,227 I'm not real.... 1085 01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:44,231 I'm not real keen on some of these fellas... 1086 01:21:44,399 --> 01:21:47,818 ...that are supposedly on our side. 1087 01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:50,821 I keep meeting them coming the other way. 1088 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:53,949 Yeah. 1089 01:21:54,492 --> 01:21:56,702 I mean, we're getting killed for these people... 1090 01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,038 ...and they don't even appreciate it. 1091 01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:01,665 They think it's a big joke. 1092 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,293 Well, if you ask me... 1093 01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:06,795 ...we're shooting the wrong gooks. 1094 01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:10,799 Well, it depends on the situation. I mean, I'm here to take combat photos. 1095 01:22:10,967 --> 01:22:14,511 But if the shit gets too thick, I mean, I'll go to the rifle. 1096 01:22:15,513 --> 01:22:18,307 What do I think about America's involvement in the war? 1097 01:22:18,475 --> 01:22:20,225 Well, I think we should win. 1098 01:22:20,852 --> 01:22:22,853 I hate Vietnam. 1099 01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:25,064 There's not one horse in this whole country. 1100 01:22:25,231 --> 01:22:27,358 They don't have one horse in Vietnam. 1101 01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:30,152 There's something basically wrong with that. 1102 01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:33,530 Well, if they'd send us more guys, maybe... 1103 01:22:33,698 --> 01:22:37,701 ...and bomb the hell out of the North, they might give up. 1104 01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:44,041 I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. 1105 01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:49,004 I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... 1106 01:22:49,172 --> 01:22:50,464 ...and kill them. 1107 01:22:50,882 --> 01:22:55,719 I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. 1108 01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:16,573 Ten-hut. 1109 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:19,910 -All right. -My, oh, my. 1110 01:23:20,078 --> 01:23:22,997 -Good morning, little schoolgirl. -Look at this lady. 1111 01:23:23,164 --> 01:23:25,249 I'm a little schoolboy too. 1112 01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:26,917 My, my, my. 1113 01:23:27,502 --> 01:23:30,796 -What you got there, chief? -Do you want number one fucky? 1114 01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:34,800 Hey, any of you boys want number one fucky? 1115 01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:37,386 I'm so horny, I can't even get a piece of hand. 1116 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:40,764 -Me want sucky. -Sucky, fucky, smoke cigarette in her pussy. 1117 01:23:40,932 --> 01:23:43,475 She give you everything you want, long time. 1118 01:23:43,685 --> 01:23:47,604 Everything you want. Hey, how much there, chief? 1119 01:23:47,772 --> 01:23:50,065 -Fifteen dollars each. -No. 1120 01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:55,070 Fifteen dollar beaucoup money. 1121 01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:56,488 Five dollar each. 1122 01:23:56,656 --> 01:23:58,449 Come on, she love you good. 1123 01:23:58,616 --> 01:24:00,159 Boom-boom long time. 1124 01:24:00,326 --> 01:24:02,036 -Ten dollars. -Five dollars. 1125 01:24:02,203 --> 01:24:03,662 No. Ten dollars. 1126 01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:06,040 Be glad to trade you some ARVIN rifles. 1127 01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:09,043 Ain't never been fired and only dropped once. 1128 01:24:09,961 --> 01:24:11,712 Okay, $5. You give me. 1129 01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:14,214 -Okay, okay. -All right. 1130 01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:16,842 Let's get mounted. 1131 01:24:22,265 --> 01:24:23,807 Something wrong there, chief? 1132 01:24:23,975 --> 01:24:25,976 She says no boom-boom with soul brother. 1133 01:24:26,144 --> 01:24:27,686 What the motherfuck? 1134 01:24:27,854 --> 01:24:30,397 She says soul brother too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 1135 01:24:30,565 --> 01:24:31,899 What is this, man? 1136 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:37,154 I think what he's trying to tell you is you black boys pack too much meat. 1137 01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:40,824 Too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 1138 01:24:40,992 --> 01:24:42,659 Oh, shit. 1139 01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:46,538 This baby-san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 1140 01:24:46,706 --> 01:24:49,792 She say too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 1141 01:24:49,959 --> 01:24:51,877 Excuse me, ma'am. 1142 01:24:52,587 --> 01:24:54,588 What we have here, little yellow sister... 1143 01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:59,176 ...is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. 1144 01:24:59,385 --> 01:25:01,970 But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup. 1145 01:25:03,014 --> 01:25:04,932 Okay, okay. 1146 01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,601 Okay, okay. 1147 01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:11,188 All right. Yeah. This is my boogie. 1148 01:25:11,356 --> 01:25:13,565 -Hey, we need a batting order. -I'm going first. 1149 01:25:13,733 --> 01:25:17,152 Back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat. 1150 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:20,614 All fucking niggers must fucking hang. 1151 01:25:20,782 --> 01:25:23,909 -Hey, Animal, man. -You son of a... 1152 01:25:24,077 --> 01:25:28,205 Hey, hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay. 1153 01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:30,707 -l don't want it after you, man. -Fuck you. 1154 01:26:03,908 --> 01:26:06,201 Intelligence passed the word down... 1155 01:26:06,369 --> 01:26:09,913 ...that during the night the NVA had pulled out ofour area... 1156 01:26:10,081 --> 01:26:13,083 ...to positions across the Perfume River. 1157 01:26:13,251 --> 01:26:17,629 Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report. 1158 01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:51,872 Face outboard and take cover. Do it. 1159 01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:06,887 Shit. 1160 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,356 He ain't gonna make it. 1161 01:27:20,276 --> 01:27:21,902 Shit. 1162 01:27:28,409 --> 01:27:31,662 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 1163 01:27:33,122 --> 01:27:36,625 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 1164 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,002 Hotel One. Over. 1165 01:27:39,170 --> 01:27:41,171 Murph, this is Cowboy. 1166 01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:44,675 Crazy's hit. Booby trap. 1167 01:27:45,885 --> 01:27:47,594 Wait, One. 1168 01:27:48,763 --> 01:27:53,225 Okay. You're senior NCO, Cowboy. You're in charge. 1169 01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:55,143 -Continue with the patrol... -Shit. 1170 01:27:55,311 --> 01:27:57,604 -...and call in at the next checkpoint. -Shit. 1171 01:27:57,772 --> 01:28:00,524 Roger. Out. 1172 01:28:06,906 --> 01:28:08,782 I'm squad leader. 1173 01:28:11,786 --> 01:28:14,204 Follow you anywhere, scumbag. 1174 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:16,873 All right. 1175 01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:19,209 He's dead. 1176 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:01,877 Cowboy. 1177 01:29:08,676 --> 01:29:09,926 What's up? 1178 01:29:10,219 --> 01:29:13,430 I think we made a mistake at the last checkpoint. 1179 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:16,016 Here, see what you think. 1180 01:29:18,102 --> 01:29:21,146 I think we're here... 1181 01:29:21,689 --> 01:29:24,608 ...and we should be here. 1182 01:29:26,235 --> 01:29:28,362 -We're here? -Yeah. 1183 01:29:28,529 --> 01:29:31,782 -We should be here? -Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 1184 01:29:37,955 --> 01:29:39,664 Fuck. 1185 01:29:45,004 --> 01:29:46,630 What do you think? 1186 01:29:48,299 --> 01:29:51,051 Well, I think we should change direction. 1187 01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:06,566 Okay. 1188 01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:09,236 We'll change direction. 1189 01:30:19,872 --> 01:30:21,456 What's up? 1190 01:30:21,624 --> 01:30:23,542 Changing direction. 1191 01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:25,502 What are we, lost? 1192 01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:28,755 Joker, shut the fuck up. 1193 01:30:29,048 --> 01:30:31,174 Okay, listen up. 1194 01:30:31,342 --> 01:30:33,468 -Can you hear me? -Yeah. 1195 01:30:33,636 --> 01:30:35,470 Okay, we're changing direction. 1196 01:30:35,638 --> 01:30:37,347 We're heading over that way. 1197 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,725 Eightball's gonna go over there and see can he find a way through. 1198 01:30:41,227 --> 01:30:43,645 -Got it? -Got it. 1199 01:30:44,355 --> 01:30:47,357 Eightball, let's dance. 1200 01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:50,193 Put a nigger behind the trigger. 1201 01:31:51,297 --> 01:31:52,839 Fuck. 1202 01:32:08,564 --> 01:32:09,940 Cease fire. 1203 01:32:10,107 --> 01:32:12,025 Cease fire, goddamn it. 1204 01:32:12,193 --> 01:32:14,736 Cool it, goddamn it. Cool it. Cease fire. 1205 01:32:14,904 --> 01:32:16,446 -Hold it. -Cease fire. 1206 01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:17,822 -Cease fire. -Cease fire. 1207 01:32:17,990 --> 01:32:21,535 Okay, listen up. Did anybody see a sniper? Did anybody see anything? 1208 01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:23,370 Anybody see a sniper? 1209 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:25,038 -Nothing. -Negative. 1210 01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:29,125 Okay, then save your ammo. Nobody fire till I tell you. 1211 01:32:30,044 --> 01:32:31,211 Eightball. 1212 01:32:31,379 --> 01:32:33,964 No, no. Cease fire. Cease fire. 1213 01:32:34,131 --> 01:32:35,840 Animal, cease fire. 1214 01:32:36,008 --> 01:32:38,134 Cowboy, it's Sergeant Murphy. 1215 01:32:38,302 --> 01:32:39,803 This is Cowboy. Over. 1216 01:32:39,971 --> 01:32:43,431 This is Murphy. What is your present position? Over. 1217 01:32:43,599 --> 01:32:45,892 Murph, we're receiving enemy sniper fire. 1218 01:32:46,060 --> 01:32:47,310 Eightball is down. 1219 01:32:47,478 --> 01:32:50,397 Our position is about half a klick north of Checkpoint Four. 1220 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:54,276 Believe possible strong enemy forces occupying buildings in front of us. 1221 01:32:54,443 --> 01:32:57,946 Request immediate tank support. Over. 1222 01:32:58,447 --> 01:32:59,823 Roger. Understand. 1223 01:32:59,991 --> 01:33:02,492 I'll see what I can do. Over. 1224 01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:05,036 Roger. Over and out. 1225 01:33:05,204 --> 01:33:07,497 -Stay close. -Got it. 1226 01:33:08,165 --> 01:33:12,168 Okay, listen up. I think we're being set up for an ambush. 1227 01:33:12,336 --> 01:33:15,922 I think there may be strong enemy forces in those buildings over there. 1228 01:33:16,090 --> 01:33:17,966 I've requested tank support. 1229 01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:21,386 We're gonna sit tight till it comes, but keep your eyes open. 1230 01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:25,599 If they decide to hit us, we'll have to pull back fast. 1231 01:33:26,642 --> 01:33:29,352 Goddamn it. Halt. Cease your fire, Mother. 1232 01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:31,438 -Cease your fucking fire. -Cowboy. 1233 01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:33,356 -What? -We can't leave him out there. 1234 01:33:33,524 --> 01:33:36,318 We're not leaving him, we'll get him when the tank comes up. 1235 01:33:36,485 --> 01:33:39,154 He's hit three fucking times. He can't wait that long. 1236 01:33:39,322 --> 01:33:41,364 I seen this before. 1237 01:33:41,532 --> 01:33:44,743 That sniper's just trying to suck us in, one at a time. 1238 01:33:46,621 --> 01:33:49,789 Goddamn it. No. 1239 01:33:49,957 --> 01:33:52,876 -Goddamn it, cease fire. Cease fire. -Man, fuck this... 1240 01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:55,170 Fuck this shit. I'm going in to bring him out. 1241 01:33:55,338 --> 01:33:58,882 -No, you sit the fuck down, goddamn it. -Cover me. 1242 01:34:14,815 --> 01:34:19,319 Cease fire, he's there. Cease fire, he's there. 1243 01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:21,738 Cease fire. 1244 01:34:33,125 --> 01:34:34,417 Hold your fire. 1245 01:34:34,585 --> 01:34:36,628 Hold your fire. 1246 01:34:36,796 --> 01:34:39,297 Cease fire, you can't see the sniper. 1247 01:34:39,465 --> 01:34:43,843 Save the ammo. Nobody fire till I tell you. Nobody. 1248 01:34:49,266 --> 01:34:51,101 Hold your fire. 1249 01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:54,270 What the fuck do we do now, Cowboy? 1250 01:34:55,523 --> 01:34:57,524 Give me that fucking radio. 1251 01:35:01,737 --> 01:35:04,322 Murph? This is Cowboy. Over. 1252 01:35:04,490 --> 01:35:05,949 This is Murphy. Over. 1253 01:35:06,117 --> 01:35:08,493 Murph, we're in some deep shit. I got two men down. 1254 01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:11,621 What's the story on that fucking tank? Over. 1255 01:35:12,665 --> 01:35:16,126 Sorry, Cowboy. No luck so far with the tank. 1256 01:35:16,293 --> 01:35:18,586 Will advise. Over. 1257 01:35:19,588 --> 01:35:21,548 Roger. Out. 1258 01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,259 Numb-nut bastards. 1259 01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:27,512 -Okay, listen up. -Listen up. 1260 01:35:28,389 --> 01:35:30,473 Can't afford to wait for the tank. 1261 01:35:30,641 --> 01:35:32,559 I think they're gonna hit us any minute. 1262 01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:34,936 When they do, we won't have time to pull out. 1263 01:35:35,104 --> 01:35:38,064 We gotta do it now. Let's get ready to move. 1264 01:35:38,232 --> 01:35:40,483 -Ready to pull out. -Wait a minute. Hold it. 1265 01:35:40,818 --> 01:35:44,696 Hold it, nobody's pulling out. There's only one sniper there. 1266 01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:46,156 Back off, Mother. 1267 01:35:46,323 --> 01:35:49,284 I'm calling the plays. I say we're pulling out. 1268 01:35:49,452 --> 01:35:51,244 Well, what about Doc Jay and Eightball? 1269 01:35:51,412 --> 01:35:55,206 I know it's a shitty thing to do, but we can't refuse to accept the situation. 1270 01:35:55,374 --> 01:35:57,667 We're not leaving Doc Jay and Eightball out there. 1271 01:35:57,835 --> 01:35:59,669 Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted. 1272 01:35:59,837 --> 01:36:02,547 -You know that. -Bullshit. Come on, you guys. 1273 01:36:02,715 --> 01:36:05,175 We gotta bring them back. Let's get them, let's do it. 1274 01:36:05,342 --> 01:36:07,719 Stand down, Mother. That's a direct order. 1275 01:36:11,932 --> 01:36:16,060 Fuck you, Cowboy. Fuck all you assholes. 1276 01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:21,191 -Goddamn it. -Fucking son of a bitch. 1277 01:36:21,358 --> 01:36:24,068 You motherfucker. 1278 01:36:39,710 --> 01:36:42,462 Doc. Doc. Doc. 1279 01:36:44,298 --> 01:36:46,216 Where's the sniper? 1280 01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:52,388 Doc, where's the sniper? 1281 01:37:01,065 --> 01:37:02,816 Shit. 1282 01:37:04,401 --> 01:37:06,945 Shit. Fuck. 1283 01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:22,877 Fuck. 1284 01:37:54,535 --> 01:37:56,661 Hey, Cowboy. 1285 01:37:56,996 --> 01:37:58,788 Yeah? 1286 01:37:59,623 --> 01:38:03,126 Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted. 1287 01:38:03,752 --> 01:38:07,255 There's only one sniper, nothing else. 1288 01:38:07,631 --> 01:38:11,467 Move up the squad, you're clear up to here. 1289 01:38:12,303 --> 01:38:13,803 Come on. 1290 01:38:16,432 --> 01:38:18,641 Son of a bitch. 1291 01:38:22,396 --> 01:38:24,981 -Okay, listen up. -Listen up. 1292 01:38:25,983 --> 01:38:30,236 No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock, you come with me, we'll take a look. 1293 01:38:30,654 --> 01:38:33,072 The rest of you all stay put and cover our ass. 1294 01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:36,034 We may be coming back in a big hurry. 1295 01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:39,245 -I'm going with you. -I'm coming too. 1296 01:38:39,413 --> 01:38:41,247 Okay. 1297 01:38:41,415 --> 01:38:43,082 -You all set? -Yeah. 1298 01:38:43,250 --> 01:38:44,292 Let's move out. 1299 01:38:44,543 --> 01:38:44,709 Let's do it. 1300 01:38:44,710 --> 01:38:45,710 Let's do it. 1301 01:39:23,916 --> 01:39:25,249 Hey, Cowboy. 1302 01:39:25,417 --> 01:39:27,919 Top of the black building, around the corner. 1303 01:39:47,690 --> 01:39:50,400 Donlon, give me that radio. 1304 01:39:52,903 --> 01:39:54,654 Murphy, this is Cowboy. Over. 1305 01:40:05,165 --> 01:40:07,583 -Cowboy. -Holy shit. That sniper's got a clean shot. 1306 01:40:07,751 --> 01:40:09,627 Get him the fuck out of here. 1307 01:40:16,343 --> 01:40:19,053 -l ain't got a first aid. -l don't believe this shit. 1308 01:40:19,221 --> 01:40:21,347 -Give me your hand. -Shut up. 1309 01:40:21,515 --> 01:40:23,099 -Take it easy, Cowboy. -Don't move. 1310 01:40:23,267 --> 01:40:24,600 -Shit. -That son of a bitch. 1311 01:40:24,768 --> 01:40:26,602 -You'll be all right. -You're going home. 1312 01:40:26,770 --> 01:40:29,605 -Shut up. -Don't shit me. 1313 01:40:29,773 --> 01:40:33,443 You know I'm not gonna shit you, man. You're my favorite turd. 1314 01:40:34,069 --> 01:40:35,278 Come on. Easy. 1315 01:40:35,654 --> 01:40:36,779 Here you go. 1316 01:40:38,490 --> 01:40:42,410 -Cowboy. -Hang on, man. Hang on. 1317 01:40:46,248 --> 01:40:49,292 I can hack it. I can hack it. 1318 01:40:55,340 --> 01:40:58,801 -l can hack it. -You can hack it, man. 1319 01:41:54,858 --> 01:41:57,401 Let's go get some payback. 1320 01:42:03,325 --> 01:42:04,909 Okay. 1321 01:42:11,041 --> 01:42:12,792 Okay. 1322 01:42:20,217 --> 01:42:22,343 Watch that fucking hole. 1323 01:42:23,595 --> 01:42:24,846 Throw some smoke. 1324 01:42:41,363 --> 01:42:43,156 Okay, ready? 1325 01:43:24,156 --> 01:43:27,909 Donlon, Rock, that way. You two, with me. 1326 01:43:32,956 --> 01:43:35,625 Joker, in there. New guy. 1327 01:45:39,624 --> 01:45:42,585 We got the sniper. 1328 01:46:16,286 --> 01:46:17,787 Joker? 1329 01:46:18,330 --> 01:46:19,830 Yo. 1330 01:46:20,165 --> 01:46:21,749 What's up? 1331 01:46:23,210 --> 01:46:25,378 We got the sniper. 1332 01:46:37,933 --> 01:46:39,892 I saved Joker's ass. 1333 01:46:40,060 --> 01:46:41,852 I got the sniper. 1334 01:46:42,020 --> 01:46:44,688 I fucking blew her away. 1335 01:46:45,524 --> 01:46:47,483 Am I bad? 1336 01:46:48,110 --> 01:46:52,113 Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker? 1337 01:47:09,673 --> 01:47:11,841 What's she saying? 1338 01:47:15,470 --> 01:47:17,304 She's praying. 1339 01:47:21,184 --> 01:47:24,478 No more boom-boom for this baby-san. 1340 01:47:27,357 --> 01:47:29,817 There's nothing we can do for her. 1341 01:47:31,361 --> 01:47:33,487 She's dead meat. 1342 01:47:37,951 --> 01:47:39,368 Okay. 1343 01:47:40,704 --> 01:47:42,872 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1344 01:47:47,377 --> 01:47:49,211 What about her? 1345 01:47:53,008 --> 01:47:54,675 Fuck her. 1346 01:47:56,011 --> 01:47:57,720 Let her rot. 1347 01:48:14,029 --> 01:48:16,363 We can't just leave her here. 1348 01:48:19,576 --> 01:48:21,452 Hey, asshole. 1349 01:48:21,912 --> 01:48:24,163 Cowboy's wasted. 1350 01:48:24,623 --> 01:48:27,208 You're fresh out of friends. 1351 01:48:28,293 --> 01:48:30,127 I'm running this squad now... 1352 01:48:30,295 --> 01:48:34,590 ...and I say we leave the gook for the mother-loving rats. 1353 01:48:38,428 --> 01:48:41,472 I'm not trying to run this squad. 1354 01:48:43,308 --> 01:48:47,269 I'm just saying we can't leave her like this. 1355 01:48:56,780 --> 01:48:59,782 Shoot me. 1356 01:49:01,701 --> 01:49:03,744 Shoot... 1357 01:49:04,246 --> 01:49:05,829 ...me. 1358 01:49:06,414 --> 01:49:08,499 Shoot... 1359 01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:10,626 ...me. 1360 01:49:11,086 --> 01:49:13,087 Shoot. 1361 01:49:14,756 --> 01:49:16,465 Shoot. 1362 01:49:17,634 --> 01:49:20,970 If you wanna waste her, go on... 1363 01:49:22,806 --> 01:49:24,932 ...waste her. 1364 01:49:25,100 --> 01:49:26,725 Shoot... 1365 01:49:28,895 --> 01:49:30,312 ...me. 1366 01:49:34,442 --> 01:49:37,194 Shoot me. 1367 01:49:39,155 --> 01:49:40,364 Shoot... 1368 01:49:41,658 --> 01:49:43,367 ...me. 1369 01:49:43,743 --> 01:49:45,828 Shoot... 1370 01:49:46,538 --> 01:49:47,997 ...me. 1371 01:49:48,582 --> 01:49:50,791 Shoot. 1372 01:49:52,419 --> 01:49:54,461 Shoot. 1373 01:49:58,091 --> 01:49:59,633 Shoot. 1374 01:50:00,635 --> 01:50:02,219 Shoot. 1375 01:50:39,549 --> 01:50:41,383 Joker... 1376 01:50:41,551 --> 01:50:46,305 ...we're gonna have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of Ugly. 1377 01:50:50,060 --> 01:50:52,227 Hard-core, man. 1378 01:50:54,230 --> 01:50:56,732 Fucking hard-core. 1379 01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:18,796 We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. 1380 01:51:19,422 --> 01:51:24,093 We hump down to the Perfume River to set in for the night. 1381 01:52:02,632 --> 01:52:06,802 My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams... 1382 01:52:06,970 --> 01:52:13,142 ...about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the great homecoming-fuck fantasy. 1383 01:52:13,768 --> 01:52:16,478 I am so happy that I am alive... 1384 01:52:16,646 --> 01:52:20,149 ...in one piece and short. 1385 01:52:20,817 --> 01:52:24,153 I am in a world of shit, yes... 1386 01:52:24,320 --> 01:52:26,280 ...but I am alive. 1387 01:52:26,656 --> 01:52:28,657 And I am not afraid. 1388 01:56:26,396 --> 01:56:28,397 [ENGLISH]