1 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,808 - Hey. 2 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:10,493 How fun is it that we get to share a bathroom forever? 3 00:00:10,494 --> 00:00:12,137 - The most fun. 4 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:17,667 - It's just-- it's--it's silly, 5 00:00:17,668 --> 00:00:20,503 but I-I've--I've never fully washed my face 6 00:00:20,504 --> 00:00:22,338 in front of you since I moved in. 7 00:00:22,339 --> 00:00:25,024 - And I've been flossing in secret. 8 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,525 [both laugh] 9 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,854 - Well, I think flossing is sexy. 10 00:00:28,954 --> 00:00:31,689 - That's what my dentist says. 11 00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:34,133 - I think we're just being weird 12 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:36,527 because we're still in the honeymoon phase. 13 00:00:36,528 --> 00:00:39,171 You know, I mean, soon we'll be comfy enough to pee 14 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:41,140 with the door open. 15 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:44,336 - Is that the goal? - Not based on your face. 16 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:59,384 - How is it possible you're even more beautiful 17 00:00:59,484 --> 00:01:00,885 without any makeup? 18 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:03,230 - Because I'm still wearing quite a bit. 19 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:05,899 - Phew. 20 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:08,534 No more shame in my flossing game. 21 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:09,903 Uh, this is my side. 22 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:12,072 - This is my side. 23 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,573 How is it that we have never talked about this 24 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,401 in all the minutes we've been married? 25 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,070 - Ooh, is this our first fight? 26 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,880 - No, because we're still in our honeymoon phase... 27 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,583 and because I want that side. 28 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,752 - Good, 'cause I still want this side. 29 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:31,224 - Where should we go on our actual honeymoon? 30 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,084 - Paris? 31 00:01:33,085 --> 00:01:34,585 Home of the world's greatest thinkers-- 32 00:01:34,586 --> 00:01:36,763 Descartes, Voltaire, Simone de Beauvoir. 33 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:39,232 - I've always wanted to buy a beret 34 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,101 and wear it the whole trip 35 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:44,021 and then come home and realize I looked like an idiot. 36 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:50,609 I hear that the spas of Budapest are really incredible. 37 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,245 - You know, it's actually two cities-- 38 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,437 Buda and Pesht. 39 00:01:53,438 --> 00:01:55,816 The besht are in Pesht. 40 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,785 - I love you, but never rhyme again. 41 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,949 I've never noticed that painting before. 42 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,117 - [sighs] - It's a landscape. 43 00:02:06,118 --> 00:02:09,121 God, those hills are so sensual. 44 00:02:09,221 --> 00:02:11,114 - Oh, God, right. God, it's Claudia's. 45 00:02:11,248 --> 00:02:12,616 I'll tell her to take it. 46 00:02:12,749 --> 00:02:14,468 - Ooh, how about Japan? 47 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:18,237 - All three options are fantastic, but I can't go now. 48 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:19,797 It's mid-semester. 49 00:02:19,798 --> 00:02:20,957 My students are working 50 00:02:21,091 --> 00:02:22,800 on Heidegger's philosophy of concealment. 51 00:02:22,801 --> 00:02:25,278 - And my eighth graders are working on concealment 52 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:28,806 of their acne and anxiety. 53 00:02:28,807 --> 00:02:31,184 - Well, I guess we'll have to wait till next summer. 54 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,252 - Oh, I-I want to have our honeymoon 55 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:34,787 during our honeymoon period. 56 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:37,658 You know, we're both totally free this weekend. 57 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,291 I mean, I know we can't go to Paris, 58 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:41,594 but how about if we bring Paris to us? 59 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,814 We can have a mini-moon right here at home. 60 00:02:44,815 --> 00:02:47,650 - I like it, but why just Paris? 61 00:02:47,651 --> 00:02:49,336 We could spend the morning there, 62 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,655 the afternoon in Pesht, and then grab dinner in Tokyo. 63 00:02:51,788 --> 00:02:53,105 - Start with baguettes? 64 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,499 - And hit the spa and then-- 65 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,343 both: Sushi! 66 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,177 - Okay. 67 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,829 I like this. 68 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:02,682 - I wish we could start our mini-moon now. 69 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:06,168 - I hear California is nice. - Ooh. 70 00:03:06,169 --> 00:03:09,022 [upbeat music] 71 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,843 {\an8}♪ ♪ 72 00:03:12,976 --> 00:03:15,961 {\an8}- Oh, Arvid. Hi. 73 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:17,997 {\an8}- Apologies to startle you. 74 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,533 {\an8}The time change from Norway has not been easy. 75 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,370 {\an8}I am awake all of the hours from day and night. 76 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:29,809 {\an8}- Milky, how much coffee have you had? 77 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,877 {\an8}- Mm, about half of this... 78 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,214 {\an8}- Oh. - Times two. 79 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:38,033 {\an8}- I just gave it up. 80 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:40,086 {\an8}- Ah. 81 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:42,379 {\an8}- See you later. 82 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:44,381 {\an8}Okay, I'm off. 83 00:03:44,382 --> 00:03:47,694 {\an8}I cannot wait to go to Paris with you this weekend. 84 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,220 {\an8}Mwah. 85 00:03:49,221 --> 00:03:52,431 {\an8}Adieu, mon parapluie. 86 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:57,036 {\an8}That's French for "goodbye, my umbrella." 87 00:03:57,037 --> 00:04:00,232 {\an8}My French is limited, but, boy, if it rains, I got you. 88 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,066 {\an8}- [chuckles] 89 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:05,061 {\an8}- I love you. - Bye. 90 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,571 {\an8}She's gone. 91 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,747 {\an8}How are we doing with the mini-moon plans? 92 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,066 {\an8}Did you get my texts? - Yes. 93 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,084 {\an8}Fortunately, the nine days I have not slept 94 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,903 {\an8}have allowed me to get this work done 95 00:04:13,904 --> 00:04:17,723 {\an8}and to begin hallucinate seeing my ancestors. 96 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,191 {\an8}- Are they here now? 97 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,094 {\an8}- No. These people I do not know. 98 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:26,265 {\an8}But I found a bakery that overnights 99 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,401 {\an8}baguettes from Paris. - Fantastique. 100 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,437 {\an8}We've got the best of everything. 101 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:33,088 {\an8}Jeanie found a masseuse who's actually from Budapest. 102 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:37,435 {\an8}According to Yelp, she's a very sturdy woman with soft hands. 103 00:04:37,536 --> 00:04:39,112 - Ah, just my type. 104 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:41,430 - And I've got a sushi chef coming at 8:00. 105 00:04:41,431 --> 00:04:43,775 Normally, he's impossible to get, 106 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:46,786 but a guy died the day before his 70th birthday, 107 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,772 so he's available tomorrow. 108 00:04:48,905 --> 00:04:50,624 - Ah, what luck! 109 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:57,430 [alarm playing "La Marseillaise"] 110 00:04:57,564 --> 00:05:00,433 ♪ ♪ 111 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,460 [alarm shuts off] 112 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,638 - [panting] 113 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,743 You're not James. 114 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,813 [gasps] 115 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,283 - Welcome to Paris, ma chérie. 116 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:19,144 Enjoy a jaunt through the streets of the Marais. 117 00:05:19,244 --> 00:05:21,655 But first, look in this box. 118 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:24,658 [romantic accordion music] 119 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:28,328 ♪ ♪ 120 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,154 - Whoa. 121 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:31,631 Ooh. 122 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,834 Ooh, la la. [chuckles] 123 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,672 A beret. 124 00:05:43,994 --> 00:05:47,472 Mm... idiot. [chuckles] 125 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,986 - Mon dieu! Tu es magnifique! 126 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,671 Now put that ensemble on and come to the boulangerie 127 00:05:55,672 --> 00:05:57,006 for breakfast. 128 00:05:57,007 --> 00:05:58,316 - Oh. 129 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:03,697 - [French accent] Ah, bonjour, Jeanie. 130 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:04,964 [smooches] 131 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,349 Café? 132 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:10,195 - Oh, Arvid, you came to Paris. 133 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,529 - [scoffs] Typical American-- 134 00:06:12,530 --> 00:06:15,808 assuming I speak English. 135 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,294 - Merci. 136 00:06:19,029 --> 00:06:21,548 - Through that door, enjoy the gardens 137 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:24,217 leading to the Eiffel Tower. 138 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:30,522 ♪ ♪ 139 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,026 Welcome to Paris, mon amour. 140 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,362 - Oh. 141 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,379 James. 142 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:39,399 It's beautiful. 143 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,376 And a street musician who doesn't play anything 144 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:51,844 and leaves quietly-- 145 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,905 this is so much better than Paris. 146 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,231 - [chuckles] 147 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,742 - You've thought of everything. 148 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:00,886 - [sobbing] 149 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,913 - Oh, God. 150 00:07:02,914 --> 00:07:05,175 - I didn't think of that. 151 00:07:11,923 --> 00:07:15,759 - [gibbering] 152 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:20,039 - Honey, what happened? - Lucas dumped her, again. 153 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,099 - Uh, this is kind of a bad time. 154 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,361 - Yeah. It's why she's crying. 155 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,620 - [gibbering] 156 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,748 [sobbing] - Oh. 157 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,285 - What is going on with Poppy? 158 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:43,163 - She said Lucas broke up with her again. 159 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,930 He texted her that he needed space, 160 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,624 but really he just doesn't want to be tied down 161 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,134 before his trip to Lake Havasu. 162 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,970 - You got all that from that? 163 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,237 - I speak Poppy heartbreak. 164 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:55,975 - Poppy, you know, you and Lucas do this all the time, 165 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,277 and you usually make up the next day. 166 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,946 Or within the hour. 167 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:05,484 - I know, but... [gibbering] 168 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,785 - It's been two days. 169 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,822 - [gibbers] - And six hours. 170 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:15,245 - [gibbering] 171 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,665 - She said she's sorry for busting in 172 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,933 and ruining this janky floor picnic. 173 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,494 - It's a great floor picnic. 174 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:26,105 - All picnics are on the floor. 175 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,007 - Damn, this caviar is hella good. 176 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,543 - It ought to be. It's hella expensive. 177 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,311 - Come on, Pops, we should go. 178 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,546 - Come on. 179 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,615 Honey, you're--you're better off without him. 180 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,167 - Thanks. 181 00:08:38,168 --> 00:08:41,179 Can you come over for our usual post-breakup popcorn, 182 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,356 froyo, "Sex and the City" sesh? 183 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,008 - But the sturdy Hungarian masseuse-- 184 00:08:46,009 --> 00:08:47,351 - Oh. 185 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:50,346 - [gibbering] 186 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:51,664 - Good idea. 187 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,868 I'll do half a massage and come over after. 188 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:57,853 - I love you. - Oh, I love you, too. 189 00:08:57,854 --> 00:09:00,339 [upbeat music] 190 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,640 I'm sorry. 191 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:04,376 Gosh, y-you worked so hard to make everything perfect. 192 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,379 You even rented Arvid a mime costume. 193 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,199 - Nope. He already had that. 194 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,211 Why didn't you just tell her we had plans? 195 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:15,537 - I know. I should have, but it's hard. 196 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:19,208 I mean, Poppy has always had big emotions, 197 00:09:19,209 --> 00:09:21,718 and I've always been there to talk her down. 198 00:09:21,719 --> 00:09:24,163 - Well, that's because you're a good mom. 199 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,032 Even though your son did eat all the caviar. 200 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,569 - Oh, my hungry guy. 201 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:35,057 But, look, thank you for being so great about all of this. 202 00:09:35,058 --> 00:09:39,537 Now let's just go enjoy our 30 minutes in Budapest. 203 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,349 - Hello, James, Rebound. 204 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:48,746 - What are you doing here? - Oh, I've come for my nude. 205 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,055 - Your nude? 206 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,758 - Yes, the painting. 207 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:55,929 - Those sensual hills are you? 208 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,896 - Yeah. Don't believe me? 209 00:09:57,897 --> 00:10:00,767 - She believes you. She believes you. 210 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,760 - Anyway, the movers are on their way 211 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,403 to help me haul it out of here. 212 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,088 - Well, not now. We're busy. 213 00:10:06,089 --> 00:10:08,207 - Oh, doing what? 214 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:12,436 - Well, we're having a little mini honeymoon at home. 215 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,781 We're both too busy with work to travel, 216 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:18,934 so we're recreating the spas of Budapest here. 217 00:10:18,935 --> 00:10:20,269 - Aw. 218 00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:22,455 I think that's the most embarrassing thing 219 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,773 I have ever heard. 220 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:28,293 And it explains the sad little floor picnic downstairs. 221 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,456 - All picnics are on the floor. 222 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,232 - Anyway, don't worry. 223 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:36,068 My sensual hills and my sensual hills 224 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,971 will be gone soon. 225 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,976 - Why didn't you just tell her to leave? 226 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,012 - Setting boundaries with Claudia is impossible. 227 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,848 She sees every limit as a challenge. 228 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,949 - So how do you ever get rid of her? 229 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,136 - I let her tire herself out, 230 00:10:53,269 --> 00:10:56,456 like a martini-swilling toddler. 231 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,991 - I'm the same with Poppy. 232 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,653 I mean, why is it so hard to set limits 233 00:11:01,753 --> 00:11:03,829 with the people we know best? 234 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,597 - Because they also know us best. 235 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,099 - [sighs] 236 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,803 - I just had what is probably a terrible idea. 237 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,172 Have you ever seen "Strangers on a Train"? 238 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,492 - That old movie where they make a deal 239 00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:18,660 to murder each other's loved ones? 240 00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:20,346 - Yes, exactly. 241 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,316 I was thinking maybe we could do something like that. 242 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,851 - Huh. 243 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:28,021 I don't know if I'm comfortable killing Claudia. 244 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,155 - Okay. 245 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,323 You could talk to Claudia for me, 246 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,525 and I could talk to your kids for you. 247 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,695 - Doesn't that sound a little cowardly? 248 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,865 - Does getting to eat our sushi sound cowardly? 249 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,867 - Sounds pretty brave to me. 250 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,037 - Yeah, besides, maybe if they hear it 251 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,706 from a different person who has a different approach, 252 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:48,875 they'll hear it in a different way. 253 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:52,511 - So I kill Claudia with kindness. 254 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,371 - Yes, and I'll be direct with Poppy. 255 00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:55,715 I'm a professor. 256 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,033 I talk to young people her age all the time. 257 00:11:58,034 --> 00:11:59,151 - I don't know. 258 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,386 Navigating Poppy's breakups 259 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,823 is like the black diamond of parenting. 260 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,560 You should probably start on the bunny slopes. 261 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,361 - Well, let me try. 262 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,064 I don't want to be just some guy that married their mom. 263 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,551 I want to be involved in their lives. 264 00:12:15,685 --> 00:12:17,703 - Damn it, that's lovely. 265 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,565 - Besides, I'm getting the easier end of this. 266 00:12:20,665 --> 00:12:22,558 You have to deal with Claudia, 267 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,568 and she's coming in the bathroom. 268 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:28,247 - Hi. Are you guys gonna take the massage, or can I pop in? 269 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,182 I'm actually asking out of politeness 270 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,752 'cause she's already done my feet. 271 00:12:36,681 --> 00:12:39,759 - Maybe that murder thing isn't such a bad idea. 272 00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:46,758 - [exhales] Thank you, Zsa Zsa. That was fabulous. 273 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,559 Jeanie will Venmo you. 274 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,604 - No fair. 275 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,097 We said we would split the massage. 276 00:12:54,098 --> 00:12:55,925 You took the whole thing. 277 00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:57,577 - Why would you trust me? 278 00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,270 I cheated on your husband. 279 00:13:00,271 --> 00:13:02,273 - Why are you doing this? 280 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,784 - Because the movers pushed back the pickup time. 281 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,453 And what was I gonna do-- go through your clothes again? 282 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,038 A lot of Madewell. 283 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:14,294 - Listen, this can't be convenient for you. 284 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,463 I mean, you--you have so many things to do. 285 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,457 Why don't you just get out of here 286 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:23,268 and come back tomorrow? 287 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,970 We'll work it out then, okay? 288 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,972 - Yeah, that's so sweet of you, 289 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:30,143 but I don't want to do anything you say. 290 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,815 - Okay, here's another idea. 291 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:39,317 You and I could move the painting ourselves. 292 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,804 - Yeah. No, mm-mm. Thank you. 293 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,656 I just had a massage. 294 00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,578 [knock on door] 295 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,198 - Where's Mom? 296 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:56,002 Is she parking? - No, she's-- 297 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,004 I told her I'd come. 298 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:01,674 - But I don't want to watch "Sex and the City" with you. 299 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,001 - I don't want that, either. 300 00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:06,846 - [crying] 301 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:10,675 - Poppy, invite the man in. 302 00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:12,318 Sorry, she's feral. 303 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,187 Have a seat, bro. 304 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,174 You comfortable? 305 00:14:18,307 --> 00:14:20,851 - Not usually. 306 00:14:20,852 --> 00:14:22,528 - Uh, what's up? 307 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,513 - Well, your mom and I were talking, 308 00:14:24,514 --> 00:14:26,515 and I offered to come here and-- 309 00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:29,000 We were trying to have a-- 310 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:32,696 Poppy, are you familiar with Aristotle's views 311 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:36,007 on passive versus practical acts of love? 312 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,809 - Why would you bring up love 313 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,380 when I'm clearly going to die alone? 314 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,372 - Not the move, J. 315 00:14:42,373 --> 00:14:45,717 - [gibbering] 316 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,388 - W-what did she say? - Nothing nice. 317 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:54,560 - Oh! God, this is so heavy. 318 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,054 You know, I always knew Pilates was a scam. 319 00:14:58,055 --> 00:15:02,334 I am as weak as that bird man who lives in your pool house. 320 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,219 - You're doing-- you're doing great, 321 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,221 but we got to get over this hump right here. 322 00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:08,740 - Okay, well--Okay. Okay. - Okay. 323 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,042 - Oh, it's--it's hard. 324 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:14,846 - I know, it's heavy, but you're stronger than you think. 325 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,908 - I mean, it's hard when you're supportive, 326 00:15:17,909 --> 00:15:19,919 because it makes it harder to hate you. 327 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,020 I mean, not impossible, of course, but harder. 328 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,747 [cell phone rings] 329 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,023 Oh! 330 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,592 That's the movers. 331 00:15:28,419 --> 00:15:30,430 - Okay, I'll wait here. 332 00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:36,919 - So, ultimately, it's a good thing you got dumped. 333 00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:40,089 As Sartre said, "Hell is other people." 334 00:15:40,223 --> 00:15:42,841 - [gibbering] 335 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,436 - O-okay, you're right, Poppy. I shouldn't have quoted Sartre. 336 00:15:45,536 --> 00:15:49,115 But he's not just some French douche. 337 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,274 - You understood me. 338 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:53,269 - Well, I-I guess I speak Poppy. 339 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,622 - Not bad, Professor. 340 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,959 - Would you like to watch "Sex and the City"? 341 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,595 - O-okay. That sounds nice. 342 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,088 - Great. 343 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,134 ["Sex and the City" theme playing] 344 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,636 - What city is it? 345 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,471 Oh, it's New York. 346 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,909 - Arigato. 347 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,470 - Nice try, honey. 348 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:22,607 {\an8}[speaking Japanese] 349 00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:28,821 Bye. 350 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,314 - I'm so glad you're enjoying my honeymoon. 351 00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:33,058 - Oh, it's so much better 352 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,328 than the one I had with James on Mallorca. 353 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,997 That's where I had commissioned the painting. 354 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:41,992 I think I even made out with the artist a little bit. 355 00:16:41,993 --> 00:16:44,503 - You cheated on James on your honeymoon? 356 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,271 - Well, kissing isn't cheating. 357 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,674 It's just sort of a handshake with tongues. 358 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,109 Here, let me show you. 359 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,812 - Wha-- - Oh. 360 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,980 [scoffs] I'm just kidding. 361 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,350 You wouldn't know what to do with me. 362 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,989 - What a fun hang. 363 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,008 Claudia... 364 00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:08,009 you got to go. 365 00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:11,847 This has been weird and at times flattering, 366 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,183 but you can't stay here. 367 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,852 This is my honeymoon. my honeymoon. 368 00:17:16,986 --> 00:17:18,937 So just grab your purse 369 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:22,792 and grab your breasts and get out of here. 370 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,812 - You're kicking me out? 371 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:31,050 I-I mean, I still have half a glass of sake. 372 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,210 - Oh, God, I-I'm sorry. I didn't even notice. 373 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,378 Go ahead, finish. - You can top it off. 374 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:38,039 Top me off? Thanks. - She's still here? 375 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,809 - Yes! 376 00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:43,395 And she's too good for you 377 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,388 and surprisingly strong. 378 00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:48,818 I mean, she's skinny, but some real Madonna arms. 379 00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:54,899 - I tried to get her to go, but she's a brick wall-- 380 00:17:54,999 --> 00:17:58,744 a very flirtatious brick wall. 381 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:01,580 - You tried to kiss her? - A little. 382 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,401 - [sighs] I'm guessing that you had better luck with Poppy. 383 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,420 - I did. 384 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,789 - Hey, Mom. - Hey. 385 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:13,224 - Oh, thank God, I'm starving. - Hi, kids. Here. 386 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,077 - Oh, the boundaries? No. 387 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,723 But I figured out what... [gibbers] Means. 388 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,942 - Those hills are you? 389 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,276 - Don't believe me? 390 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,645 - [sputters] 391 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,939 - You really got Poppy to snap out of it. 392 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,083 It's impressive. 393 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,718 - Yeah, it was nice. 394 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,954 We even had a hug. 395 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,289 - Really? - Yeah. 396 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,791 It was a tiny bit awkward... 397 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,777 kind of one arm to the side. 398 00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:50,996 Nobody was happy about it. 399 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,789 - You're overthinking it. 400 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:54,599 I'm sure it didn't seem awkward to her. 401 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,768 [laughter] 402 00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:00,121 - It was so awkward. 403 00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:02,073 - Oh, good, there's video. 404 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:05,811 - He looks like a robot learning how to hug. 405 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,648 - I mean, it gave me hope. Someone married him. 406 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,316 - Someone also divorced him. 407 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,144 [laughter] 408 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,322 - That's messed up. - Well, the hug was awkward. 409 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,590 But in my defense, I'm thinking maybe 410 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,160 it's a good thing that I'm bad at hugging young women. 411 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,823 - That's supposed to be our mini-moon. 412 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,826 They're sitting around, laughing their heads off. 413 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,770 Stupid Claudia trying to kiss everybody. 414 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,164 - Lolo's eating his body weight in sashimi. 415 00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:37,609 - That's my hungry guy. 416 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:41,171 I mean, Poppy's not even a little sad anymore. 417 00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:44,517 It's like--it's like they're having a party in there. 418 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,019 - Yeah. 419 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,020 It's kind of nice. 420 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,990 - I know we're supposed to be setting boundaries, 421 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,791 but I kind of want to join them. 422 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,360 - Me too. 423 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:57,353 Maybe if we stop thinking of it as a mini-moon 424 00:19:57,354 --> 00:19:59,998 and more of a wedding reception? 425 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:03,018 They're already eating our food and drinking our booze. 426 00:20:03,152 --> 00:20:06,337 - Seems a waste not to enjoy it. 427 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,365 Should we? 428 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,669 - Not very Miranda of me, but maybe I'm a Carrie. 429 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,531 all: Hey! 430 00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,682 - Hey, looks like a party in here. 431 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,044 - Come on in! - Thank you. 432 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,654 - To Mom and James. - Cheers. 433 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,155 - To Jeanie and Professor Brennan. 434 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,723 - Salud. 435 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,727 - To me and my nude. - Cheers. 436 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:33,031 all: Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss! 437 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,651 [whooping] 438 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,406 [romantic accordion music] 439 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,056 ♪ ♪ 440 00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:44,075 - Wow. 441 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,678 Shocking to think you've had no formal training. 442 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:53,836 ♪ ♪ 443 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,226 {\an8}[pops lips] Nope! That's it. I am out. 444 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:03,679 {\an8}Au revoir. Merci beaucoup. A bientôt. 445 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,258 {\an8}- You can come out now, Professor Brennan. 446 00:21:08,259 --> 00:21:10,585 {\an8}I have set your boundary. 447 00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:12,071 {\an8}- Oh. - Coast is clear. 448 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,596 {\an8}Thank you, Milky. 449 00:21:13,597 --> 00:21:16,207 {\an8}- We are finally alone. 450 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,611 {\an8}- [sighs] 451 00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:23,782 {\an8}both: Milky, beat it! 452 00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:28,954 {\an8}[upbeat music] 453 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:33,083 {\an8}♪ ♪