1 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:12,780 Escort, hooker, prostitute, 2 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,849 whore, I don't mind what you call me. 3 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,751 That's just semantics. 4 00:00:16,751 --> 00:00:19,320 My phone's been ringing off the hook with clients 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,323 wanting to see you. 6 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,457 Keep life and job separate. 7 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,860 Hannah, Belle, 8 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,295 and never the twain shall meet. 9 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:30,531 Can't even tell my best friend Ben what I do for a living. 10 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,467 I asked Vanessa to marry me. Why didn't you tell me? 11 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:34,668 I didn't tell you about this, yeah, 12 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:35,903 but you didn't tell me anything. 13 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,338 I just don't understand what's going on. 14 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:38,806 I'm a private person. 15 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,040 So why do I do it? 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,442 I love sex 17 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:42,843 and I love money. 18 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:44,278 Two lovely new gentlemen 19 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:45,446 for you today. 20 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,715 I have an agent. 21 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:48,749 She vets all my clients. 22 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,484 Shall we? 23 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:51,552 42, architect. 24 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,920 You interested? 25 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:53,954 I've paid for you. 26 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:56,223 Take your clothes off. 27 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,291 What are you doing, sending me guys like that? 28 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,626 Some girls are too sensitive 29 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:00,094 for this kind of work. 30 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:02,229 There's a call for you 31 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,864 on our emergency line. 32 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,433 Why did my sis go and wait till I was this close 33 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:06,534 to having the best sex ever? 34 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,936 Look at you, Hannah. 35 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:10,337 Blimey. 36 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,739 Hello, stranger. Hello. 37 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,641 Wow. I was at work. 38 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,743 What is it? We've always known it was a boy. 39 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,346 Are you working as a prostitute? 40 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:21,949 I'm just not the kind of girl who has a normal job. 41 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:24,752 I'm still your mate. 42 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,720 I'm leaving the agency. 43 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,322 So what are you now? 44 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,323 An independent escort. 45 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,491 I still don't understand it. 46 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:33,027 Why don't you let me see for myself? 47 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:34,762 Come on, Hannah. 48 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:35,763 It's Belle. 49 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:36,897 I've called it off. 50 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,332 We're not getting married. 51 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,353 Rush hour in London. 52 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,425 When work's over for everyone else, 53 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:10,264 it's just starting for me. 54 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:13,901 Aren't we all going through the motions for money? 55 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:17,638 Aren't we all whoring ourselves for the man? 56 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,077 Of course not. 57 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:25,145 I'm literally whoring myself. 58 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,214 But it's different. 59 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:34,688 Welcome back. I missed you. 60 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,198 I get a rush from this job 61 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,967 that I wouldn't get from a normal job. 62 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:24,104 I have a number, a place to meet-- A hotel bar. 63 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,739 --and a name: 64 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,741 Alex. 65 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,310 Anything could happen. 66 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,885 All right? 67 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:38,886 Yes, thanks. 68 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,123 I'm Alex. 69 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,993 Hi, I'm Belle. 70 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,361 Would you like to buy me a drink? 71 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,896 Uh, a-absolutely. 72 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,798 Uh, a glass of wine? Whatever you're having. 73 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:56,637 Okay. Um, a glass of the same, please. 74 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,772 The envelope. 75 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:01,141 Some men find it awkward handing over money. 76 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:02,543 They want it to feel like a real date, 77 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:06,714 so it's best just to get it out the way. 78 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:07,848 There you go. 79 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,383 Thank you. 80 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,652 No, no, um, I'm just over today for the interview. 81 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,021 Um, I actually live in Dublin. 82 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,357 And you're an anesthetist? Wow. 83 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,258 Heh. It's just a registrar position. 84 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,526 And you're staying here? 85 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:21,462 They pay for the room when you have the interview, 86 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,631 so I thought, "Make the most of it. Why not?" 87 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:24,765 Can I see it? 88 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:28,569 Now? 89 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,270 Unless you'd rather not. 90 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,640 No, no, no. I-- I would love for you to see my room. 91 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,642 Good. 92 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:38,846 Uh... 93 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,818 So--? So what sort of thing do you do? 94 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:49,056 We'll talk about that in a minute. 95 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:53,961 I'm just gonna use your bathroom. 96 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,162 Okay. 97 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:05,172 I am moving to fucking London. 98 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,009 I always run the tap when I'm in the toilet. 99 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:14,682 Don't wanna ruin the mystique. 100 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,317 Oh, and I never count the cash in front of the clients. 101 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,853 It's only polite. 102 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,728 Fuck. 103 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:37,037 Fuck! 104 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,941 Hello? 105 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,876 Hello, Belle, it's, um, Alex. 106 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,912 Uh, I don't know if there's been some kind of problem, 107 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:48,449 but I distinctly remember telling you to wait in the bar. 108 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,685 Where are you? 109 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,953 Hi. Hey. 110 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,621 Sorry, it's been, uh-- It's been nice. 111 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:55,989 Thanks for showing me your room. 112 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:58,492 I'm afraid I have to-- S-see you later. 113 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,627 I'm, uh... 114 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:01,628 Bye. 115 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,031 Bye. 116 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:07,301 Wrong Alex. Shit. 117 00:06:07,301 --> 00:06:09,002 Wrong Alex. 118 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,609 Uh, Belle, I take it? 119 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,244 I'm so sorry, Alex? 120 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:22,349 Mm-hm. Uh, good evening. 121 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,518 I thought you were meeting me in the bar. 122 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:28,055 I told you to wait in the bar, and I would be in touch. 123 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,823 Sorry, there was a misunderstanding. 124 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,558 I haven't got long. 125 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,026 I'd like you to put that on, 126 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:35,863 and then I'll go through what it is I'd like. 127 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,168 Sorry, I'm such a pillock. 128 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:15,335 I'm still lost. 129 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,671 Are you sure you know where you live? 130 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,573 No, I'm sorry. You're too late. 131 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,275 I-I might be able to do tomorrow, 132 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,277 but, you know, if you wanna do this job, 133 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,179 the first thing you need to learn is punctuality. 134 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:27,181 I'm so sorry. All right. Bye. 135 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,588 Sometimes I get these e-mails from women 136 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,790 asking if they should become escorts and I'm like, 137 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,993 "I don't know, make your own decisions, live your own lives." 138 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,028 Yeah. Hello? 139 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,729 Uh, my name's Kai Felton, 140 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:44,097 and you will want to hear what I've got to say. 141 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:49,469 I have no idea who this bloke is. 142 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,940 Yeah, well, fair enough. He is a Liberal Democrat after all. 143 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,541 Uh, I'm in a rush. 144 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,009 Well, I'll be quick. 145 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,145 Fifteen thousand for your story, depending on the details. 146 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,247 Look, I'm on my way out, and I'm not particularly happy 147 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,683 about some bloke turning up and calling me a prostitute. 148 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,985 Well, I'm sure you like to think of yourself as a call girl. 149 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:08,055 Thanks, I'm sure you think of yourself as a journalist. 150 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,726 If you change your mind, I'd appreciate it. 151 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,095 You've got the wrong girl, mate. The amount is negotiable. 152 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:19,600 Come on. 153 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,804 In this job, discretion is everything. 154 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:29,243 I'm a firm believer in having a private life. 155 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,844 Where to, love? 156 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:36,683 Home. 157 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:57,971 This is so typical. 158 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,040 She'll be here in a minute. Don't let it ruin your day. 159 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,312 The grace of our Lord, 160 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,981 Jesus Christ, the love of God 161 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,983 and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit 162 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,685 be with you all. 163 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,620 And also with you. 164 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,689 Sorry, Dad. 165 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,224 I told them you'd be late. 166 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,092 Parents and godparents, 167 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:23,163 the church receives this child with joy. 168 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,999 Following Christ means dying to sin 169 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,702 and rising to new life with him. 170 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,871 Therefore, I ask-- 171 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,172 You made it. 172 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,675 Sorry. 173 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,711 Divine intervention. 174 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,682 Do you reject the devil 175 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,351 and all rebellion against God? 176 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,485 I reject them. 177 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:53,593 I reject them. 178 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,362 Do you renounce the deceit 179 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:58,532 and corruption of evil? 180 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,401 I renounce them. 181 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,705 Do you repent of the sins that separate us from God 182 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:08,508 and neighbor? 183 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,676 Here we go. 184 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,211 Mm-hm. 185 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,956 I repent of them. 186 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,192 Do you turn to Christ as savior? 187 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:32,599 That's probably him now. 188 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:39,439 Oh, I turn to Christ. 189 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:45,145 And thanks to all of you for coming out here today. 190 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,981 Even those of you who only just made it. 191 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,118 Oh, no, actually, that's just Hannah. 192 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:55,422 Um, so for those of you wondering what this is, 193 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:59,593 what we thought would be nice is that each of these petals 194 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:04,031 represents the hopes and dreams for our baby Ollie. 195 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:08,468 So if you have any sort of wish or thought for his future, 196 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,804 we'd like you to come over later, 197 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:14,775 and take one of the petals, and drop it into the crib. 198 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,583 Okay, everyone, 199 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,820 so enjoy the food and drink and the decorations. 200 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,061 Did that make you wanna throw up? 201 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,663 Ben. Heh-heh. I didn't know you were coming. 202 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,432 We're only round the corner now, aren't we? 203 00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:40,801 Hello, Blossie. Oh, hello, dear. 204 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,102 Oh, look at you. 205 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,103 You're so thin. 206 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,640 Is this your boyfriend? 207 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,742 Uh, this is my friend, Ben. 208 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:49,910 Hi, Auntie Bloss. 209 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,946 Oh, you used to be her boyfriend. 210 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,815 Yeah, a long time ago. 211 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,149 I'm, uh, just gonna go over there. 212 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,819 I won't be a second. Excuse me. 213 00:11:58,819 --> 00:11:59,853 Look at her. 214 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,354 She could be a model, that one, 215 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,256 in one of those catalogues. 216 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,624 Yeah, she could. 217 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,360 I don't buy from catalogues anymore. 218 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,129 No, me neither. 219 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:13,433 They're all owned by Jews. 220 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,569 I seem to find social gatherings harder 221 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,804 than I used to. 222 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:19,406 People talk about two things: 223 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:23,276 relationships, which I avoid for obvious reasons, 224 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:28,882 or work, which I avoid for obvious reasons. 225 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,152 Who knows? Maybe I should've told them. 226 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,287 Maybe they'd be fine with it. 227 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,089 You didn't bring anyone, then? 228 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,859 No. You know what it's like, Dad. 229 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,328 Relationships, prostitution-- 230 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:44,564 Yeah, yeah, of course. Is there much money in that, then? 231 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,001 Do you kiss on the mouth, then? 232 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,770 Yeah, of course. That's just a myth. 233 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,907 Well, I can recite the whole of Pretty Woman. 234 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,710 I said I'm a prostitute, auntie. 235 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,479 I heard you the first time, dear. 236 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:03,283 We've all had our fair share of cock. 237 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,051 It's nothing to shout about. 238 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,754 Yeah, maybe not. 239 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,935 So how's life in the Home Counties? 240 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,970 Good, actually. 241 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,974 How's, uh, prostitution? Yeah, same old. 242 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:31,244 I'm gonna get going in a bit. 243 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,445 Why? 244 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,681 Oh, I promised Vanessa I wouldn't stay too long. 245 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:40,187 Fuck off. I cancelled our wedding. 246 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,721 She's entitled to be pissed off with me. 247 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:45,192 And to insist you move out of London? 248 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,296 You want a lift later? 249 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,598 No, it's all right. You're going in the opposite direction. 250 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,467 I see what you did there. 251 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,670 Yeah, you like that? Nice, subtle. 252 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,772 Come on, they're about to do the thing. 253 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,510 Here we go. 254 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,147 Time to be fairy godmother. Heh. 255 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:27,000 : I think you just shattered their child's hopes and dreams. 256 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,411 Oh, shit. 257 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:47,854 Mate, can we go through central London, please? 258 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,260 Hi. 259 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,129 Hello. 260 00:14:56,129 --> 00:15:00,166 Um, I was just returning this. 261 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,636 Oh, thank God. Thank God. I thought I was going mad. 262 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,537 I didn't know if you'd still be here. They said-- 263 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,973 I can't really go anywhere without this, can I? 264 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,809 No. I'm so sorry. 265 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,212 I-I didn't even know it was in my bag. 266 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,681 It's okay. I was on my way to the passport office. 267 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,283 No. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. 268 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,486 No, this is a relief, thank you. 269 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,720 Forgive me for saying this, 270 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:25,659 but you're a bit fucking nuts, aren't you? 271 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:30,297 No. Well, maybe. I don't know. I've, um-- 272 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,066 I've had a really weird day, so... 273 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,100 Do you wanna go for a drink? 274 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,536 I changed my flight to tomorrow. 275 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,039 I don't think so. I've got a taxi waiting. 276 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,874 Okay. See you. 277 00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:41,908 Um, give me your number. 278 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,778 In case you've stolen something else from me 279 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,046 while we've been talking. Hmm. 280 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,949 Look, you've inconvenienced me. You owe me. 281 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:54,721 There. 282 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,100 Hannah. I thought your name was Belle? 283 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,868 Oh, yeah, that's-- 284 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,438 That's what my friends call me, 285 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:15,675 because that's my nickname. 286 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,710 Oh. 287 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,144 Bye. 288 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,779 Okay. B-b-bye. 289 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,281 Bye. 290 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,460 Well, I just wanted to get 291 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,795 your advice, really, 'cause like I said in my e-mails, 292 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,897 I've been thinking about getting into it for ages now. 293 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,567 I mean, I've done a bit in films, 294 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,503 my brother's friend in this porn film thing that he did. 295 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,504 Right. 296 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,672 I love your website, by the way. 297 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,340 You're so clever and sorted. 298 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,877 Well, I should say that obviously there are downsides. 299 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:54,748 Relationships become impossible, you work strange hours, 300 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,883 you lie to people all the time. 301 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,118 Oh, I do that anyway. 302 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,119 Well... Heh. 303 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,087 Oh, I've come up with a name. 304 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,690 I wanna be called Bambi, 305 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,759 'cause that's what people used to call me in school. 306 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:09,362 Bambi. Right, because you're quite doe-eyed? 307 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:13,366 No, it's 'cause my mum got shot. 308 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,001 Oh, my God. I'm-- I'm so sorry. 309 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,169 No, I'm only joking. 310 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,474 Well, why do you wanna escort, Bambi? 311 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,543 Money. What about you? 312 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,677 What about me what? 313 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,179 Why? 314 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,548 Well, um... 315 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,951 Sorry, ladies. Can I have a word? 316 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,328 This is me going to a christening. 317 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,831 Heh! Well, it's out of my hands now. 318 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,566 My editor wants to print the story tomorrow, 319 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,135 that Farringdon's had escorts up to his room, but-- 320 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,336 And this is being generous. 321 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,871 I can get you 20 for your side of the story, 322 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,072 all the stuff he likes. 323 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,741 Have you been following me? 324 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,743 This way, we can show him for what he is. A hypocrite. 325 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,745 And it'll be all sympathy for you. 326 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,346 All from your point of view. 327 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,215 You know, all the things that forced you into this. 328 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:05,118 Oh, really? Yeah, people will like you. 329 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,753 You're paying your way through university. 330 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,087 I've been to fucking university. 331 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,390 Where you've learned such pretty language. 332 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,901 Hi, Belle's phone. 333 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,103 Oh, I-I don't know. Hang on. 334 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,444 Hi, this is Bambi. 335 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,981 I'm taking care of Belle's clients while she's away. 336 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,149 Look, I'm giving you a chance. 337 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,384 "He made me do this, he made me do that." 338 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,353 My editor wants to run this photo of you. 339 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,721 It's gonna be out tomorrow anyway, 340 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,856 so be in control of it, eh? 341 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,625 You're a clever girl. 342 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,961 Yeah, sure. That's fine, David. 343 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,164 Okay, see you tomorrow. 344 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,309 You all right? 345 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:10,483 What's gone on? 346 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,951 And we must look forward, 347 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,020 not backwards as the Tories are. 348 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,755 The Liberal Democrats are the only party 349 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,790 who are truly embracing a new Britain, 350 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,426 and I want to lead that party into the next decade. 351 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,662 When a scandal breaks, 352 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,765 everyone thinks about the celebrity being exposed. 353 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,600 We don't really think about the woman 354 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,235 and what it means for her. 355 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,204 This government has gotta go straight into the bin. 356 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,346 Hello? Hannah, 357 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,848 it's Alex. 358 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,483 Oh, h-h-hello. 359 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,785 Is this a--? Is this a bad time? 360 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,721 Uh, no. No, how are you? 361 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:49,722 I'm great. 362 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,591 I'm great. I got that job. 363 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,760 Decided to move to London. Oh, did you? 364 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,161 That's great. Yeah. 365 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,796 How are you? 366 00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:00,967 Yeah, you know-- Heh. 367 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,268 What you been up to? Heh. 368 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:05,104 Um, I went... 369 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,539 to a christening. 370 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,740 Really? That's nice. 371 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,842 Not really. I think I pissed my sister off. 372 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,811 Sisters. Fuck 'em. 373 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,080 Send her some flowers. Sisters love that shit, yeah. 374 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,382 Interflora saved my life a thousand times. 375 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,284 Heh. Okay, maybe I will. 376 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:21,321 Um, I was wondering 377 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,389 if you wanted to go for a drink sometime? 378 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,024 Uh... 379 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,193 Heh. Well, you've got my number now. 380 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,828 Yeah. Alex, I-- 381 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:29,929 I don't-- I don't know. 382 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,197 Okay. 383 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,100 Why don't you see if you still want to tomorrow? 384 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,036 Why, what's going on tomorrow? 385 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:40,573 Just ring me if you still want to. 386 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,141 Bye. 387 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,628 Patrick, will you get the paper? 388 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,130 Yes, love. 389 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,605 Jackie, come and look at this! 390 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,606 What? 391 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,475 Your sister. 392 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,883 She got you these. 393 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:06,726 They found someone else. 394 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:10,763 Unbelievable. 395 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:16,369 You're never entirely safe in this job. 396 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,804 So there's no story today. 397 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:21,541 Who's to say there won't be one tomorrow? 398 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,476 It's more than the obvious danger 399 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,579 of walking into a room with a man you don't know. 400 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:29,716 There's the danger of two carefully constructed lives 401 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,818 crashing into each other. 402 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,697 Hello? 403 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,133 Hannah, it's Alex. 404 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:50,603 These days I can get ready for a client in my sleep. 405 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,638 They like big hair. Big breasts. 406 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:53,906 This will give you some idea 407 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,441 of where the incisions would be. 408 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:56,909 And a big smile. 409 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,010 What do you do? 410 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,446 But you can't fake everything.