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SUBTITLES BY
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Come in,
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if you dare.
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live...
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dead...
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can they live together?
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That's what we came here to find out.
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My name is Lydia Deetz,
and welcome to the "House of Spirits".
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They joined us in the attic tonight
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Emmett and Jodi Welch
from Cleghorn, Wisconsin,
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along with their dog, Tac.
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And we will hear about how it is
their dream home became...
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HOUSE OF GHOSTS.
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I was a psychic medium
more than 15 years,
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but nothing could prepare me
to what I came across
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when I visited the Welch farm.
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Check out the small clip,
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and I warn you,
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it's tense.
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I don't know what I'll find behind this door, but...
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it doesn't want me here.
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I feel a dark presence.
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We have to get out of here now.
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Emmett, are you ready to hear about
to your paranormal visitors?
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- Go ahead.
- what about you, Jody?
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We haven't slept at all since
we moved into that damn house.
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Taco is really freaked out, every night
defecates in his dog bed.
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It was a living nightmare.
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To face the unknown,
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conquer your fears
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there is nothing more difficult than that.
But don't worry, I'll be here with you.
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What the hell is this...
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No.
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Not. Not.
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what's going on?
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- I don't know.
- Go!
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No... no.
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We're doing great.
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Do you need... a drink?
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That's right, let's take a break.
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Lydia Deets, ladies and gentlemen.
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Bravo.
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I need five minutes, come up with something.
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Alright guys, lunch!
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I told him he had to wear contact lenses.
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But no, Mr. Big
madionicar did not want to listen.
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Can you calm down, Nadia?
I'm having a really crappy day.
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what happened there?
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are you ok
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Sometimes they beat me
when we shoot day after day.
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It kills me to see you feel this way.
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Because when you feel like this
i feel like you too
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so in a strange way,
when it hurts you, it hurts me too. I don't know.
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- I'm sorry, I really don't want to
to feel that way. -Hey, everything's fine.
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I think it just goes to show
how connected we are.
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It's like we share the same silly little heart.
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Not.
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You don't need this.
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I have one job, which is...
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make sure that your talents
don't drown in the bottom of a pill bottle, Lydia.
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Please.
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Just to get through today.
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All right.
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But this is the last time for you
I take the pills out of the trash can.
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Did you understand me?
Or from the toilet bowl or sink.
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You can do this.
All right. -That.
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Is... Is that mine?
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Who is texting me?
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Stupid stepmother.
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He has texting diarrhea.
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- I have to go.
- Lydia!
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We still have one part to finish.
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Tell us something about yours
inspiration for the human canvas.
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I am my own canvas.
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I am my art.
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And as we know, art imitates life.
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Feed me.
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And only from the sculpture
I haven't had enough.
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So I decided to expand my tastes,
and it turned out that I am insatiable.
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- Delia.
- Where have you been?
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I think I cried all the water out
my body. - what happened to dad?
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I just posted it.
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He is the Picasso of graffiti.
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He signed after me
like on the walls of the Paris metro.
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But now he's having a little tantrum
because I had to cancel the performance.
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What happened?
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what?
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Your father left me.
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Divorcing you?
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What a terrible thought.
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No, he's dead.
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Please?
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Dad passed away.
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How?
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He was returning from his expedition
birdwatching on Funafuti Atoll.
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And his plane
crashed in the South Pacific.
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Plane crash?
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This is the worst kind of nightmare.
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Actually, he survived the accident.
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- Drowned?
- Almost, but no, it's not.
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According to the survivors
dad grabbed the wheel.
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- Come here!
-Come on!
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Swim here!
Swim here!
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Hey!
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How did he die then?
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A shark jumped out of the water and killed him.
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That's right.
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I spoke to him on Saturday.
He was really excited.
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He thanked me for the binoculars.
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He said he was watching
mating rituals of the Tuamotus rod.
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Yes, he flew halfway around the world to watch
how birds have sex on the beach.
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And that killed him.
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We have to say Astrid.
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Do we really have to?
She is already morbid anyway.
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As if I can even call her.
We hardly talk.
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It would kill Charles to know that
I had to cancel my exhibition.
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Goodbye, I'm leaving forever!
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what did he say?
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I'm angry! This is a scandal!
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Do you know how old I am?
valuable time spent.
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Did you see what happened?
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Good afternoon, sir.
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Where am I?
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Where am I?
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Down the hall, second door on the right.
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Take the number.
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Someone will help you.
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Ultimately.
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Damn foreigners.
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- LOST and FOUND -
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- PARTS THAT NO ONE CAME FOR -
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Hey, girl!
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You shouldn't be here again.
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Don't make me repeat myself.
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Where's Beetlejuice?
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- WAKE UP WE ARE DONE -
Join the climate team of Northanger.
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-ALLEGED MOM-
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When you are on your third child
after the second divorce,
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we will see who will have the last laugh.
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Perfectly.
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Leave me alone.
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So, it was agreed,
We will bring Charles home to Winter River.
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I have never hosted a funeral.
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I have never been the hostess of anything
without Charles being by my side,
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and watched me with awe.
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-Astrid, please don't leave her
message. - He doesn't want to answer.
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Maybe I should
tell Astrid about Charles.
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It might be easier if he comes
from the unfeminine male archetype.
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There are no more men in our family.
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I'm not offended, Delia.
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I will just become a member of the family.
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Actually, I might be
the perfect person to tell that to,
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because I just lost my grandfather myself.
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Really? When?
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40 years ago.
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But in my child's body, it was yesterday.
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I'll say Astrid, okay? Just give it to me
a few minutes before you come.
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Enough! I will solve this.
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Astrid!
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Astrid!
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Astrid!
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Stop torturing your mother.
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I know it's usually funny to me
and that I consider it fair
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after the way you treat me
behaved when she was your age.
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But not today.
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Your mom lost her dad.
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You lost your grandfather.
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And I was left without
his horny master.
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Charles.
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Charles!
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O Charles!
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I can't believe grandpa is dead.
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He was the only semi-normal one
person in this family.
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We will spend a few weeks
in Winter River.
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How do you mean a few weeks?
I thought we were just going to the funeral.
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- We have to clean the house too.
- Grandpa loved that place.
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Yes, and we will honor him
collective sadness.
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Collective sadness?
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I see semi-multimedia
a visual manifesto of our loss.
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What does loss look like?
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Are they just tears?
Or a tombstone?
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Wilting gladioli? No!
We must unpack the art of grief!
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Yes, that sounds really dramatic.
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I can't go.
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I am the school's representative for our student body
environmental conference next week.
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There we present our demands
for action on climate change.
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I spoke with the principal
and they said you can go.
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She thinks it's a really good idea.
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Well, I guess when
you donate the entire art center,
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station director
your little doll in the end.
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Well, you are free to refuse your inheritance
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when you live to the fullest
from the tears of a tree hugger.
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what? No, no.
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Jesus, people already know anyway
that Lydia Deetz is my mom.
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Can you at least for a second?
stop being a freak?
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- Go back.
-Why?
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People already know that you prefer to spend
time with ghosts than with my own daughter.
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Jesus, Bob.
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Can't you see I'm trying to concentrate?
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You know Bob, long distance relationships can be hard,
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especially when it's one of you
dead and the other ignores you for 30 years.
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But Lydia and I do
a definite psychic connection.
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-I just need those people out of my house.
- Please wait.
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Afterlife call center?
Please wait.
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How much would Bio-Exorcism bother me?
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And I'll tell you something else, that one
the last time she definitely saw it.
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I feel a little tingling.
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I'm just connecting you.
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I just died, and she has already remarried.
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Everything is in the honeymoon package,
I will kill the new husband and the optional ex-wife,
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I will make her do naughty things,
and then I will publish the pictures on the Internet.
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They need me up there.
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Bob, keep an eye on things here.
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- Where am I?
- Take the number and sit down.
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I'm more of a dog lover.
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You! Room 515, now.
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- Let's go.
-Hey, watch the suit.
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Do you know this protester?
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I'm Wolf Jackson, the afterlife,
criminal units.
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Let me try to guess.
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Actor.
- Not just any actor.
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For 6 films and their new version
I did everything.
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I became Frank Hardballer.
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About doing my stunts
there was no negotiation. And do you know why?
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- Because of authenticity.
- That's right.
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A vice cop doesn't
comes to the perpetrator's door
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to then call a stuntman
to break them. And neither am I.
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You have to stay authentic.
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It seems that it has become with you
a little too authentic, my friend.
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Who could have known that it was a real grenade?
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Your name came up
in this case that I am investigating.
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Do you recognize this one, kitty?
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I have never seen that woman before in my life.
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Or the afterlife.
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>BETELGEUSE IS MINE!<
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Do you have any idea why she is my suspect?
wrote your name in that slimy paint?
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Well, that's hard to say, Wolf.
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Maybe he's a super fan.
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You know, guys like you and me.
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We drive girls crazy.
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She picked up all her body parts,
and my hunch is that he wants to take revenge.
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And you seem to be number one
on her list.
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Well, she wouldn't be the first woman
who wanted to kill me.
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And it's a bit hard to kill a dead man.
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This girl can, she's a soul sucker.
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Yes, I know, you don't have to repeat that to me.
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My advice to you? Keep quiet.
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If she catches you, you're really dead.
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And from that return there is no Mr. Juice.
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I understand.
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I just don't believe it
that I will never see Charles again.
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00:22:30,898 --> 00:22:34,666
Be comforted in the knowledge
that he is in a much better place.
256
00:22:34,691 --> 00:22:37,758
May the angels lead him to eternal light.
257
00:22:37,783 --> 00:22:41,889
And may his soul fly through the heavens
doors like the birds he so adored
258
00:22:41,914 --> 00:22:45,707
and let it rise above
Elysian fields in the glory of God.
259
00:22:46,169 --> 00:22:47,402
what?
260
00:22:55,386 --> 00:22:57,889
I haven't been to a funeral since my dad's.
261
00:22:58,099 --> 00:23:00,045
Death is hard.
262
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:03,699
Yes, but sometimes I think life is harder.
263
00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:05,631
I know.
264
00:23:07,218 --> 00:23:10,200
Listen, if you want again
talk to that therapist...
265
00:23:10,225 --> 00:23:12,045
Here you are repeating yourself again.
266
00:23:12,505 --> 00:23:15,804
You just go around everyone
possible conversation about him.
267
00:23:15,998 --> 00:23:17,518
Astrid...
268
00:23:17,791 --> 00:23:20,331
I loved your father, but...
269
00:23:20,391 --> 00:23:24,271
our relationship was over
long before the accident.
270
00:23:25,276 --> 00:23:27,769
I still don't understand
why can't you see him?
271
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,313
Why can't you?
- I would like to know that too.
272
00:23:34,099 --> 00:23:38,219
But this ability to me
it didn't even come with instructions.
273
00:23:38,505 --> 00:23:40,689
It all started when I was your age.
274
00:23:40,714 --> 00:23:42,304
Ironic, isn't it?
275
00:23:42,527 --> 00:23:45,139
You can see any ghost
for your crappy TV show,
276
00:23:45,164 --> 00:23:48,205
but the only spirit that means something to me
can't you see at all?
277
00:24:08,294 --> 00:24:09,949
We are closed!
278
00:24:09,974 --> 00:24:12,878
Sorry to bother you.
My name is Charles Deetz.
279
00:24:12,903 --> 00:24:14,684
I feel a little lonely.
280
00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:16,091
Where am I?
281
00:24:16,116 --> 00:24:17,671
Damn newbies.
282
00:24:17,696 --> 00:24:20,507
wait there! In the waiting room!
283
00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:22,469
All right.
284
00:24:23,605 --> 00:24:25,538
Incredibly!
285
00:24:34,013 --> 00:24:35,406
Hey.
286
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,074
Who's there?
287
00:25:32,206 --> 00:25:34,413
My ex-wife is back.
288
00:25:35,392 --> 00:25:37,418
I know what you're thinking.
289
00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:40,449
When was Juice tied up?
290
00:25:40,715 --> 00:25:44,475
What kind of woman would he be?
could keep satisfied? So...
291
00:25:45,876 --> 00:25:47,482
I'll tell you!
292
00:25:51,245 --> 00:25:55,271
293
00:25:55,296 --> 00:25:59,929
the story of our perverted love began.
294
00:26:03,102 --> 00:26:05,290
I was a humble grave robber,
295
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:09,109
who perfected his craft
among the corpses of the rejected.
296
00:26:14,185 --> 00:26:17,652
My heart withered into the abyss for a long time.
297
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:20,613
But fate is,
one cold night without stars,
298
00:26:20,638 --> 00:26:25,638
like a phantom,
cast her long shadow over me.
299
00:26:27,011 --> 00:26:29,718
Her name was Delores.
300
00:26:32,485 --> 00:26:38,024
From the moment I looked
in her haunted eyes, I was enchanted.
301
00:26:39,818 --> 00:26:42,418
The ceremony was traditional.
302
00:26:42,465 --> 00:26:45,418
We drank each other's blood...
303
00:26:45,618 --> 00:26:49,298
00:26:52,118
and sacrificed a goat.
305
00:26:53,065 --> 00:26:55,725
Nasa bracna noc...
306
00:26:56,705 --> 00:26:59,765
it was a symphony of bodily pleasures.
307
00:27:00,398 --> 00:27:02,893
Spooky opera of lust...
308
00:27:02,918 --> 00:27:04,991
and untamed desires.
309
00:27:08,063 --> 00:27:12,477
But my new bride
she kept an ominous secret,
310
00:27:13,243 --> 00:27:17,529
was the water of the cult of death in which souls suck.
311
00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:26,600
Like a spider stalking its prey,
she was ready to attack
312
00:27:30,113 --> 00:27:31,633
Mazel tov.
313
00:27:32,206 --> 00:27:36,719
Her quest for immortality
she demanded two things...
314
00:27:38,593 --> 00:27:40,493
MY LIFE...
315
00:27:40,773 --> 00:27:42,593
00:27:46,926
Hello...
317
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:49,588
And I like really weird things,
318
00:27:49,613 --> 00:27:51,653
but even I have limits...
319
00:27:51,872 --> 00:27:53,192
a onda...
320
00:27:57,892 --> 00:27:59,432
we parted ways.
321
00:27:59,457 --> 00:28:01,106
And now she's back.
322
00:28:01,131 --> 00:28:03,017
And she's angry.
323
00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:33,903
Hello.
324
00:28:35,999 --> 00:28:38,079
It must be pretty noisy up here.
325
00:28:38,899 --> 00:28:40,712
It's the same here.
326
00:28:42,297 --> 00:28:47,317
Listen, if you ever need to talk
about my emotions, I'm here.
327
00:28:50,194 --> 00:28:52,008
Emotions resolved.
328
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:56,033
Thanks. - I saw how
you are standing on your grandfather's grave.
329
00:28:57,088 --> 00:28:59,308
He must have been a really cool guy.
330
00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,966
Death is so...
331
00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:08,001
it's really tragic, you know?
332
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,513
If you ever want to...
333
00:29:09,538 --> 00:29:14,394
cry or just rage against
some of these feelings you have inside,
334
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:17,646
I want you to know that I can be like that too
335
00:29:18,126 --> 00:29:19,667
kinda cool...
336
00:29:19,692 --> 00:29:21,686
dad, dude, for you, understand?
337
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:27,794
- It's not necessary. - You know, situations like this
sometimes they can really bring a family together.
338
00:29:27,819 --> 00:29:29,520
While we were traveling here,
339
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,434
I wrote a song for your grandfather.
340
00:29:31,459 --> 00:29:32,706
Really?
341
00:29:32,731 --> 00:29:34,133
How's it going?
342
00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:37,279
It is, she is, she...
343
00:29:37,379 --> 00:29:39,974
She starts, actually somehow...
344
00:29:39,999 --> 00:29:41,506
opens to sadness,
345
00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:43,711
which is obvious
and then moves on to acceptance.
346
00:29:44,724 --> 00:29:47,075
It's long, it's not like I'm alone
he remembered or something.
347
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:50,213
But she is quite beautiful.
- Stop talking, Rory.
348
00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:52,588
I will not fall for your new age,
349
00:29:52,613 --> 00:29:56,320
overly emotional bullshit
coming together through trauma and yoga camps.
350
00:29:56,591 --> 00:29:58,125
i see you
351
00:29:58,258 --> 00:29:59,597
because just like you
352
00:29:59,622 --> 00:30:02,526
and my mom is a very broken person.
353
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:05,031
All right? She is a person with
self-deluding fantasies.
354
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:09,493
And you just use her, but if she
she wants to allow that, it's her fault.
355
00:30:20,061 --> 00:30:23,162
- I'm very sorry.
- I know, I know, thank you.
356
00:30:23,187 --> 00:30:26,200
Isn't that little Jane Butterfield.
357
00:30:26,341 --> 00:30:30,933
Is this the new, even smaller Jane? - I am now
Jane Butterfield-Lee, we added a hyphen.
358
00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:32,738
Is that Becky Dean?
359
00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:34,062
Not.
360
00:30:34,087 --> 00:30:36,107
Still no one has come.
361
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:39,990
Samples from my husband's micro brewery.
362
00:30:40,015 --> 00:30:43,116
Micro? Is it for people with small houses?
363
00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:46,500
Why is your house covered?
black fabric?
364
00:30:46,525 --> 00:30:48,598
It is a shroud for mourning.
365
00:30:48,623 --> 00:30:51,778
Now that Charles is dead,
and this house is also dying.
366
00:30:51,803 --> 00:30:54,366
I'm just protecting her in her transition.
367
00:30:54,391 --> 00:30:57,116
Towards a new life with a new family.
368
00:30:57,141 --> 00:30:58,796
I can't wait to show it to people.
369
00:30:58,821 --> 00:31:01,562
Customers are already waiting in line,
and it's all thanks to you, Lydia,
370
00:31:01,587 --> 00:31:04,283
everyone wants to buy a real, original haunted house.
371
00:31:04,308 --> 00:31:05,700
Ghosts are not real.
372
00:31:05,725 --> 00:31:08,180
They believe in that kind of shit
only gullible people.
373
00:31:08,205 --> 00:31:10,278
Unless you try that way
pay the bills, right, mom?
374
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:12,463
All right, honey, let's go inside.
375
00:31:13,078 --> 00:31:15,491
Can I have your attention, please?
376
00:31:15,523 --> 00:31:21,022
-what? - Today we gathered here
to celebrate the life of an extraordinary man.
377
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,628
I personally had the pleasure
meet Charles only a few times.
378
00:31:23,653 --> 00:31:26,283
Then I can let you know
that he did not want any speeches.
379
00:31:26,308 --> 00:31:28,866
Charles hated public displays of emotion.
380
00:31:28,891 --> 00:31:32,000
Yes, but it's also...
381
00:31:32,178 --> 00:31:34,379
decided to live his life to the fullest.
382
00:31:34,404 --> 00:31:37,659
And now I will do something
which Charles Deetz would do himself.
383
00:31:37,684 --> 00:31:38,990
Lydia...
384
00:31:39,284 --> 00:31:41,912
I know we've always gotten along
that we will go slowly with our relationship,
385
00:31:41,937 --> 00:31:45,704
but i can't wait anymore
let's get married on your favorite holiday.
386
00:31:46,102 --> 00:31:48,382
Will you marry me on Halloween?
387
00:31:50,608 --> 00:31:53,518
- That's in two days.
- Yes, I know.
388
00:31:53,543 --> 00:31:55,892
I have already spoken to Father Damien,
the church is available.
389
00:31:55,917 --> 00:31:59,323
The Holy One of the Lord accepts everything
who seek salvation in his eternal glory,
390
00:31:59,348 --> 00:32:02,198
just not before noon
or between three and four.
391
00:32:02,223 --> 00:32:05,302
Are you really doing this on
Charles lipsticks?
392
00:32:05,581 --> 00:32:07,763
That. That.
393
00:32:07,904 --> 00:32:09,343
Yes, because...
394
00:32:09,603 --> 00:32:11,878
as we stand here
395
00:32:11,903 --> 00:32:13,623
surrounded by death,
396
00:32:13,803 --> 00:32:16,477
let's all commit to choosing life,
397
00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:19,535
because I the rest of my life
I want to spend time with you, Lydia.
398
00:32:20,697 --> 00:32:22,562
And with you, Delia.
399
00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:25,299
And also with you.
400
00:32:25,324 --> 00:32:27,423
And with you, let me repeat myself.
401
00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:29,430
what do you say?
402
00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:34,143
Rory, I can't decide right now.
403
00:32:38,488 --> 00:32:39,841
All right.
404
00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:44,666
I just lost too much.
405
00:32:44,691 --> 00:32:47,527
- What do you mean?
- Well, first there's Charles' death,
406
00:32:47,552 --> 00:32:51,145
and then of course the death of my grandfather,
which you already know about, and now death...
407
00:32:52,192 --> 00:32:54,537
ourselves.
- No, don't...
408
00:32:54,758 --> 00:32:56,183
Come on, you know I didn't mean it.
409
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:59,229
I thought that big bungee jump
you want to make a life next to me,
410
00:32:59,254 --> 00:33:01,066
and without safety nets, right?
411
00:33:01,091 --> 00:33:05,117
But I guess it's the only one
love bungee jumped today.
412
00:33:05,385 --> 00:33:06,991
And her cable just broke.
413
00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:08,889
Come on, Rory.
414
00:33:08,914 --> 00:33:11,815
I love you.
- I love you too.
415
00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:17,333
then what are we waiting for?
416
00:33:18,506 --> 00:33:20,619
Okay, I guess.
417
00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:25,521
Oh my God.
418
00:33:28,897 --> 00:33:30,517
She said yes.
419
00:33:31,815 --> 00:33:33,411
She said yes.
420
00:33:34,671 --> 00:33:36,097
Astrid!
421
00:34:47,084 --> 00:34:48,557
Sorry.
422
00:34:50,597 --> 00:34:52,603
Sorry.
- Be careful.
423
00:35:06,423 --> 00:35:08,276
are you ok
424
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:18,193
Are you okay?
What happened? - I didn't.
425
00:35:19,605 --> 00:35:20,991
But I will survive.
426
00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:23,325
what are you reading?
427
00:35:23,884 --> 00:35:25,457
Crime and punishment.
428
00:35:25,482 --> 00:35:27,308
- You are one of those.
- Yeah, one of those.
429
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,897
what does that mean?
-Nothing.
430
00:35:29,922 --> 00:35:33,188
I read it three times.
-Really? -That.
431
00:35:33,213 --> 00:35:37,526
Pain and suffering are always inevitable.
-That. That's right.
432
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,987
I can't believe it
to quote Dostoyevsky, that's...
433
00:35:41,078 --> 00:35:43,304
Where have you been all my life.
434
00:35:47,381 --> 00:35:49,367
So how long have you been in Winter River?
435
00:35:49,392 --> 00:35:52,480
All my life,
but I've never seen you before.
436
00:35:52,505 --> 00:35:56,325
Yes, I'm only here temporarily
for his grandfather's funeral.
437
00:35:56,976 --> 00:36:01,017
And so is his mother's worn-out fiance
de facto turned into an engagement party.
438
00:36:01,042 --> 00:36:03,035
Yes, and he announced their wedding date.
439
00:36:04,295 --> 00:36:06,470
It's... different.
440
00:36:06,495 --> 00:36:09,708
That's right, but if you knew my mom,
it's actually very much in her style.
441
00:36:10,079 --> 00:36:12,832
Is your dad still a part of your life?
442
00:36:13,486 --> 00:36:14,806
It's not.
443
00:36:15,899 --> 00:36:18,012
He was a free spirit.
444
00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:20,084
And the defender of hopeless things.
445
00:36:20,109 --> 00:36:22,262
After they parted,
he went to Brazil.
446
00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:24,589
He was trying to save the primeval forest.
447
00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:27,165
But my mom grew up here,
448
00:36:27,192 --> 00:36:28,972
in that old house on the hill.
449
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,659
wait a minute, haunted house?
450
00:36:31,684 --> 00:36:33,817
Is your mom Lydia Deetz?
451
00:36:34,170 --> 00:36:36,665
-Unfortunately.
- She's a legend.
452
00:36:36,690 --> 00:36:39,503
Yes, of course, if you believe
into all that supernatural shit.
453
00:36:40,089 --> 00:36:41,509
And you don't believe it?
454
00:36:42,295 --> 00:36:43,602
Not.
455
00:36:43,957 --> 00:36:45,993
I only believe in things
that I can see.
456
00:36:46,018 --> 00:36:48,363
Do you understand? Science, facts.
457
00:36:50,984 --> 00:36:52,830
Yes, and so it will continue.
458
00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:55,543
I'm going crazy again.
459
00:36:56,109 --> 00:37:00,084
I feel sorry for your fence, you can say
parents that my mom will pay for it.
460
00:37:00,109 --> 00:37:03,113
It's all right, they won't even notice.
461
00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:11,915
But, listen, I'll be here tomorrow too
if you want to separate yourself from the madness.
462
00:37:45,579 --> 00:37:49,392
The witness confirmed that he is our suspect
really a soul sucker from lost and found.
463
00:37:49,566 --> 00:37:51,754
do you want to hear the weird one, boss? - Say it.
464
00:37:51,779 --> 00:37:55,079
After the owner
turned into a human pancake,
465
00:37:55,212 --> 00:37:56,866
she stole a wedding dress from the conveyor belt.
466
00:37:56,891 --> 00:37:59,533
Of course, that crazy woman
in one piece held by paper clips
467
00:37:59,558 --> 00:38:04,466
she decided in her corrupted heart
get romantically involved with Mr. Juice again.
468
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:09,757
And he won't stop killing until
don't end up at the altar with him again.
469
00:38:11,112 --> 00:38:15,845
Cases like this make me wonder
why did I even become a policeman?
470
00:38:17,884 --> 00:38:20,577
You're not a cop, you're an actor.
471
00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:22,530
Thank you, Janet.
472
00:38:22,803 --> 00:38:24,225
You keep me in reality.
473
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,695
Do we need that Beetlejuice
take to protective custody?
474
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,208
If you can find it.
475
00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:29,988
He probably kept a low profile,
476
00:38:30,013 --> 00:38:32,206
scared to death.
477
00:38:37,457 --> 00:38:39,663
A little more, guys.
478
00:38:39,688 --> 00:38:42,488
I can't allow that
Delores walks through that door.
479
00:38:48,906 --> 00:38:50,299
Bob,
480
00:38:50,390 --> 00:38:52,503
like looking in a mirror.
481
00:38:52,929 --> 00:38:56,988
You see, Bob, as my bait,
he would walk in front of me all the time,
482
00:38:57,013 --> 00:39:00,813
and so she would suck your soul
while I run away from there.
483
00:39:01,613 --> 00:39:03,252
Did you understand?
484
00:39:15,275 --> 00:39:17,521
This is my chance.
485
00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:30,466
what?
486
00:39:30,491 --> 00:39:32,280
Why?
487
00:39:32,305 --> 00:39:35,866
No, no, no!
- what happened, what's wrong?
488
00:39:35,891 --> 00:39:39,879
I try to capture the perfect primal scream.
and then I will enlarge it and mount it on the wall,
489
00:39:39,904 --> 00:39:42,165
and I invite you all to do the same.
490
00:39:42,190 --> 00:39:43,991
-Why?
- Because of the community
491
00:39:44,016 --> 00:39:48,404
We can't honestly celebrate everything
the good about our dear deceased
492
00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:51,896
not until we release the horror
which they inflicted on us.
493
00:39:51,921 --> 00:39:54,297
What a terrible thing that is to you
grandpa ever did?
494
00:39:54,322 --> 00:39:57,220
He bought this house without telling me.
495
00:39:59,713 --> 00:40:01,499
Oh my God.
496
00:40:02,087 --> 00:40:04,900
Obligingly, I procured in the city
boxes and heard you scream.
497
00:40:04,925 --> 00:40:07,537
are you ok
- That was Delia.
498
00:40:07,912 --> 00:40:11,017
- Oh, Delia.
- I'm fine
499
00:40:11,190 --> 00:40:12,578
Ignore her.
500
00:40:12,603 --> 00:40:14,206
That was very considerate of you.
501
00:40:14,231 --> 00:40:16,617
Astrid, can you help him with the boxes?
502
00:40:17,293 --> 00:40:19,559
I told the workers
to come in a week, okay?
503
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:22,135
I think that's a lot of time
to get over our sadness and trauma,
504
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,136
and then after the wedding,
i think they should go back
505
00:40:24,161 --> 00:40:25,814
we have to finish those shows.
506
00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:28,569
Maybe mom can persuade
ghosts from the attic to help us.
507
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:31,789
Their names are Adam and Barbara Maitland,
but they are not here anymore.
508
00:40:31,814 --> 00:40:33,634
Why, did they find it?
better house to haunt?
509
00:40:33,659 --> 00:40:36,873
No, we found a loophole in the rules
and they continued their spiritual journey.
510
00:40:37,078 --> 00:40:38,953
Very convenient.
511
00:41:45,949 --> 00:41:48,612
-HE WAS AN EXORCIST-CALL NOW!-
BETELEGEUSE, BETELEGEUSE, BETELEGEUSE.
512
00:41:45,935 --> 00:41:48,549
{\an8}-EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO REST IN PEACE-
-CALL NOW!- >>> BETELEGEUSE x3 <<<
513
00:42:39,283 --> 00:42:41,509
I thought I lost them.
514
00:42:42,796 --> 00:42:46,884
It was recorded on an all-nighter
Mario Bava horror fest.
515
00:42:46,973 --> 00:42:49,473
I was nine months pregnant.
516
00:42:49,498 --> 00:42:52,758
And my water broke
while we were watching Kill Baby Kill.
517
00:42:53,694 --> 00:42:55,982
- Dad's favorite movie.
-That.
518
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:57,640
Can I keep this?
519
00:42:58,112 --> 00:42:59,313
You can.
520
00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:02,566
I really like it and
that model of Winter River.
521
00:43:02,591 --> 00:43:04,066
Did grandpa do that?
522
00:43:04,091 --> 00:43:06,977
No, it belonged to the Matelands.
523
00:43:07,002 --> 00:43:10,348
You know, that non-existent ghost couple.
524
00:43:18,584 --> 00:43:21,412
I found that on the floor.
Hey, who's Beetlejuice?
525
00:43:21,437 --> 00:43:24,985
Don't ever say that name!
Absolutely never!
526
00:43:25,010 --> 00:43:27,778
- Beetlejuice. - Don't, Astrid!
I'm really serious!
527
00:43:27,803 --> 00:43:30,887
If you say that name three times
very bad things will happen! What kind?
528
00:43:30,912 --> 00:43:34,688
In fact, you are not allowed in this attic anymore,
did you understand me?
529
00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:37,039
Yes, I understand that you are crazy.
530
00:43:51,803 --> 00:43:53,375
My God, it's you.
531
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,574
I already thought that I would be attacked by a moose.
532
00:43:55,599 --> 00:43:57,920
These are breathing exercises.
533
00:43:57,945 --> 00:44:00,345
Try to see ghosts every day.
534
00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:02,818
Astrid!
535
00:44:03,586 --> 00:44:06,726
- Leave her alone.
- She hates me.
536
00:44:07,727 --> 00:44:10,601
It's Richard's death
still somehow my fault.
537
00:44:10,626 --> 00:44:14,250
- You also blamed me for the death of your mother.
- But she's not dead.
538
00:44:14,275 --> 00:44:17,328
And I didn't blame you, I resented you.
539
00:44:17,353 --> 00:44:19,776
There is a difference.
- You weren't really nice.
540
00:44:19,801 --> 00:44:22,594
No, you barely acknowledged my presence.
541
00:44:22,619 --> 00:44:24,469
But in the end it's all
ended well, didn't it?
542
00:44:24,494 --> 00:44:28,750
Yes, since I gave away my views
and became famous, we got really close.
543
00:44:28,775 --> 00:44:31,315
No, I started liking you before that.
544
00:44:35,475 --> 00:44:38,253
Again with that creepy breathing!
- That works.
545
00:44:38,278 --> 00:44:42,153
I learned that in a shelter for victims where
I met Rory. -Of course you are.
546
00:44:42,178 --> 00:44:44,348
Look, after it is
Richard died, I was in the juice,
547
00:44:44,373 --> 00:44:46,783
and I tried to cope
with his unresolved feelings,
548
00:44:46,808 --> 00:44:49,658
and Rory just lost his fiancee
in a skiing accident,
549
00:44:49,683 --> 00:44:53,789
we were in the same circle of grief and we clicked.
550
00:44:53,814 --> 00:44:57,604
Yes, he's hot on you
at the lowest point of your life.
551
00:44:57,629 --> 00:45:02,162
But we are not talking about him now.
Astrid found this in the attic.
552
00:45:02,385 --> 00:45:03,591
And?
553
00:45:03,616 --> 00:45:04,970
And!?
554
00:45:05,225 --> 00:45:07,790
Every now and then I feel his presence.
555
00:45:07,815 --> 00:45:10,631
As if lurking from somewhere,
but it is out of reach.
556
00:45:10,656 --> 00:45:13,724
But lately,
I started seeing him again.
557
00:45:13,749 --> 00:45:17,197
And I really hoped it was
all in my head but now with this?
558
00:45:17,222 --> 00:45:19,676
Lydia, you have to take control
over his life.
559
00:45:19,701 --> 00:45:22,423
From your stickers, from this thing...
560
00:45:22,501 --> 00:45:26,801
Where is that obnoxious little goth girl
that tormented me all those years ago?
561
00:45:27,014 --> 00:45:29,220
It's time to find her.
562
00:45:42,892 --> 00:45:44,639
-Hi.
-Hi.
563
00:45:50,273 --> 00:45:52,446
- Jeremy, is that you?
-That.
564
00:45:52,778 --> 00:45:56,532
Mom, I'll be upstairs with my friend.
-Okay, have fun.
565
00:46:00,393 --> 00:46:02,273
- Hi, dad.
- Son.
566
00:46:02,298 --> 00:46:04,824
He is always in that room.
567
00:46:15,612 --> 00:46:17,653
You have a lot of records from the 90s.
568
00:46:17,678 --> 00:46:21,680
Where do you find them, on eBay?
- No, I visit old record stores.
569
00:46:21,705 --> 00:46:24,618
I don't trust what I can't touch.
570
00:46:29,380 --> 00:46:31,161
Handbook for the recently deceased.
571
00:46:31,186 --> 00:46:33,768
Yes, I bought it at a sale in town.
572
00:46:33,793 --> 00:46:35,875
The illustrations are pretty awful.
573
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:39,113
Yeah, it looks like a crappy kind of book
that my mom would write.
574
00:46:40,152 --> 00:46:41,580
what about your parents
575
00:46:41,605 --> 00:46:47,067
Well, my mom spends her time
in the kitchen and baking relieves stress,
576
00:46:47,092 --> 00:46:49,352
and my dad used to work
in a paper factory,
577
00:46:49,377 --> 00:46:53,831
but he had an accident,
so now she's ironing the couch all the time.
578
00:46:53,856 --> 00:46:56,929
I can't wait to get out of this shitty town.
579
00:46:58,089 --> 00:47:03,170
You must have been everywhere
on trips with a famous mom.
580
00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:04,622
I'm not really.
581
00:47:05,054 --> 00:47:07,287
My dad traveled more.
582
00:47:07,312 --> 00:47:11,165
We had a big plan to visit
10 creepiest places on Earth,
583
00:47:11,190 --> 00:47:14,870
means the Tower of London, Dracula's castle...
584
00:47:15,204 --> 00:47:18,217
and then we never did
get a chance to do it.
585
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:20,040
What happened?
586
00:47:20,242 --> 00:47:21,948
Accident on the boat.
587
00:47:22,888 --> 00:47:26,554
Yes, they searched Amazon for a week,
but his body was never found.
588
00:47:29,301 --> 00:47:30,920
I really miss you.
589
00:47:32,381 --> 00:47:33,647
That.
590
00:47:33,987 --> 00:47:37,275
You know, I wish I was at least
got a chance to say goodbye.
591
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:40,086
But does your mom, I don't know...
592
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,160
can't contact somehow or...?
593
00:47:42,686 --> 00:47:46,354
- She claims that she can't even see him.
-Why not? - Because she is a fraud.
594
00:47:46,379 --> 00:47:49,899
Well, I still think that's... kind of harsh.
595
00:47:51,191 --> 00:47:52,871
Well, tomorrow is Halloween.
596
00:47:52,896 --> 00:47:55,724
I know, it used to be my favorite holiday.
597
00:47:55,930 --> 00:47:58,176
Because my dad would really try
598
00:47:58,201 --> 00:48:00,565
and always made costumes
inappropriate for my age.
599
00:48:00,590 --> 00:48:04,710
Yes, I think I was in second grade
when I went as "Scream" by Edward Monks.
600
00:48:04,735 --> 00:48:06,933
That. -Super.
- I chose that myself.
601
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,160
But now we are on that day
woman's mother, I don't know.
602
00:48:09,185 --> 00:48:11,120
Probably us from now on
he will no longer be a favorite.
603
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,826
- When is the wedding?
- At midnight.
604
00:48:13,851 --> 00:48:17,304
Magic watch.
Poor idea of my future stepfather.
605
00:48:17,983 --> 00:48:21,603
Well, why don't you come here...
606
00:48:22,071 --> 00:48:23,431
earlier?
607
00:48:24,198 --> 00:48:25,844
They could...
608
00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:30,650
I don't know, they could order
pizza and share sweets.
609
00:48:31,779 --> 00:48:33,146
But only if you want to.
610
00:48:33,171 --> 00:48:35,491
I mean, only if... there isn't...
611
00:48:35,516 --> 00:48:37,410
there is no pressure.
612
00:48:40,903 --> 00:48:43,416
what about these creepy birds?
613
00:48:43,816 --> 00:48:46,697
Bird watching was my father's passion.
614
00:48:46,722 --> 00:48:49,942
I contacted that store
with the antiques you love in Soho.
615
00:48:49,967 --> 00:48:52,276
They sent a few
potential wedding brides.
616
00:48:52,336 --> 00:48:54,170
They should be here later today.
617
00:48:54,195 --> 00:48:56,135
Great. Thanks.
618
00:48:57,104 --> 00:49:01,262
And one little bird
maybe she told us the big news
619
00:49:01,287 --> 00:49:03,022
to several newspapers.
620
00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:05,496
I thought they might
sell exclusive photos.
621
00:49:05,521 --> 00:49:07,661
And it could be
good advertisement for the show.
622
00:49:07,821 --> 00:49:13,308
Look, I'm really excited about the wedding,
but could it stay small and private?
623
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,615
That.
624
00:49:14,768 --> 00:49:16,178
Of course.
625
00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:19,502
It's your big day,
or night, however you want.
626
00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:25,208
Yo, I got horny all over the place
totally everywhere.
627
00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:25,102
{\an8}
628
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,437
Lydia?
629
00:49:32,271 --> 00:49:34,816
I want you out of my life.
630
00:49:34,841 --> 00:49:36,534
Did you hear me?
631
00:49:36,594 --> 00:49:38,041
Lydia?
632
00:49:38,887 --> 00:49:41,213
Na koga se to deres?
633
00:49:41,841 --> 00:49:45,613
Do you remember that couples counselor?
to whom we went, Dr. Glickman.
634
00:49:45,638 --> 00:49:47,645
He said I was holding something inside me,
635
00:49:47,670 --> 00:49:50,797
and yes until I face it
our relationship cannot evolve.
636
00:49:50,930 --> 00:49:52,465
Well, he was right.
637
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:58,710
And now I will tell you this, but I warn you,
that will sound completely crazy.
638
00:49:58,820 --> 00:50:00,906
Slazes li se s tim?
639
00:50:01,086 --> 00:50:04,266
Sure, I'd really like that,
let's break that barrier together.
640
00:50:04,291 --> 00:50:06,831
Okay, just give me a second.
641
00:50:09,876 --> 00:50:13,402
In my teenage years,
trickster demon
642
00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:16,684
he terrorized my whole family and
he tried to force me to marry him
643
00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:20,090
how could one
back to the real world forever.
644
00:50:20,115 --> 00:50:22,374
I believed he was gone forever,
645
00:50:22,399 --> 00:50:25,181
but lately
I started seeing him again,
646
00:50:25,206 --> 00:50:27,467
and now he's back for real,
647
00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:31,699
and I don't even know how,
or why, or what to do.
648
00:50:33,463 --> 00:50:35,711
Okay, so you say yes
and someone named Beetlejuice...
649
00:50:35,736 --> 00:50:40,816
Don't say his name, if you do
his name three times, it will appear.
650
00:50:42,262 --> 00:50:43,528
All right.
651
00:50:43,788 --> 00:50:45,208
So, that...
652
00:50:45,401 --> 00:50:48,909
the demon is obviously a manifestation
your repressed traumas,
653
00:50:48,934 --> 00:50:51,797
and you will have to face that trauma
otherwise you will only get worse.
654
00:50:51,822 --> 00:50:55,708
He is not a manifestation,
he is literally a demon.
655
00:50:56,435 --> 00:50:58,868
I know this is a big step for you,
656
00:50:58,893 --> 00:51:00,874
but according to Dr. Glickman,
657
00:51:00,899 --> 00:51:03,199
I will give you the incentive you need.
658
00:51:04,806 --> 00:51:07,039
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
659
00:51:11,583 --> 00:51:13,923
{\an8}DO IT! COME TO THE CONVERSATION...
660
00:51:11,562 --> 00:51:13,895
THE BEST ADVISOR FOR COUPLES
>>>STOP NOW!<<<
661
00:51:14,094 --> 00:51:15,887
what just happened?
662
00:51:15,912 --> 00:51:18,020
We are in the model.
663
00:51:18,117 --> 00:51:19,718
That is impossible.
664
00:51:23,383 --> 00:51:24,991
What the hell is this?
665
00:51:25,016 --> 00:51:27,562
I told you not to say his name.
666
00:51:30,305 --> 00:51:32,587
Lydia Deetz, dame i gospodo.
667
00:51:32,612 --> 00:51:35,750
Don't ever say that name.
Absolutely never.
668
00:51:35,775 --> 00:51:37,324
You must leave now!
669
00:51:37,349 --> 00:51:39,716
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
670
00:51:42,201 --> 00:51:44,194
- Is that...
- Beetlejuice.
671
00:51:47,381 --> 00:51:51,182
First of all, I want you two young people
you know this is a safe space, okay?
672
00:51:51,207 --> 00:51:53,529
You can freely express yourself here,
you don't have to be afraid.
673
00:51:53,554 --> 00:51:56,087
I feel that there is someone between us
it is constantly declining, but we will get there.
674
00:51:56,112 --> 00:51:58,678
Look, reach deep within yourself
and say everything that's bothering you, okay?
675
00:51:58,703 --> 00:52:00,409
Who wants to start first?
676
00:52:01,406 --> 00:52:03,405
Okay, I will.
677
00:52:06,168 --> 00:52:08,786
Here you go. Have you seen?
I want to cooperate with you.
678
00:52:08,811 --> 00:52:11,666
You two kids need to get together
with your inner child.
679
00:52:11,691 --> 00:52:14,031
Mine will appear in a moment.
680
00:52:28,677 --> 00:52:31,000
Everyone says he has my eyes.
681
00:52:31,025 --> 00:52:33,698
Personally, I don't see it.
682
00:52:33,790 --> 00:52:35,330
Run kid.
683
00:52:38,819 --> 00:52:41,593
You are just my repressed trauma.
You are just my repressed trauma.
684
00:52:41,618 --> 00:52:43,500
You are just the fruit of my fat.
685
00:52:43,525 --> 00:52:46,771
Really? Is this also the fruit of your fatness?
686
00:52:52,806 --> 00:52:55,939
He loves legs, just like his old man.
687
00:53:02,985 --> 00:53:05,393
You really stalked me.
688
00:53:05,418 --> 00:53:08,744
Hey, if stalking means yes again
I'm trying to marry the love of my life,
689
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:10,830
then I am guilty of all counts of the indictment.
690
00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:13,195
Come here.
- Home, home, home.
691
00:53:26,576 --> 00:53:37,657
Wherever you go, whatever you do,
I will be right here waiting for you...
692
00:53:39,464 --> 00:53:40,985
what happened?
693
00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:43,270
I just had the craziest dream.
694
00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:47,344
I think they should
stop taking the pills for a while.
695
00:53:55,250 --> 00:53:56,650
Snakes.
696
00:53:56,675 --> 00:53:58,435
They are, in fact, Adders.
697
00:53:58,535 --> 00:54:00,139
"Aren't they beautiful?"
698
00:54:00,164 --> 00:54:02,004
A wedding present for Rory?
699
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,580
Too late, their fangs were removed.
700
00:54:04,605 --> 00:54:07,266
They are guaranteed to be harmless,
and they are meant for me.
701
00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:10,304
In ancient Egypt,
the queen would perform the ceremony
702
00:54:10,329 --> 00:54:14,386
at the tomb of his pharaoh using snakes,
which are a symbol of endless love.
703
00:54:14,411 --> 00:54:15,852
Are you sure about that?
704
00:54:15,877 --> 00:54:17,497
we read that they were a constant threat,
705
00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:19,752
that they wandered underground and
represented total chaos.
706
00:54:19,777 --> 00:54:22,838
Okay, now you see why schools
need more art and less reading.
707
00:54:22,863 --> 00:54:24,566
your wish came true, we're leaving here,
708
00:54:24,591 --> 00:54:27,039
so pack your things
I'm driving you back to school.
709
00:54:27,064 --> 00:54:30,440
- wait a minute, what happened?
- If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
710
00:54:30,465 --> 00:54:34,869
I'll pay for a fleet of moving trucks
to bring it all back to Manhattan,
711
00:54:34,894 --> 00:54:38,547
everything except the model, we need it
cut into pieces and set on fire.
712
00:54:39,721 --> 00:54:41,995
Are you canceling the wedding?
713
00:54:45,187 --> 00:54:47,186
what did that cheese ball do now?
714
00:54:47,211 --> 00:54:49,491
It's not about Rory, it's about the Beetle.......
715
00:54:49,516 --> 00:54:52,236
It is here, in the model, I saw it,
716
00:54:52,261 --> 00:54:54,491
and Rory saw him too,
but he thinks it was a dream.
717
00:54:54,516 --> 00:54:56,416
wait, we can't leave yet.
718
00:54:57,386 --> 00:55:01,106
I have plans with one tomorrow
a boy I met.
719
00:55:02,589 --> 00:55:04,790
How did you have time to meet the boy?
720
00:55:04,815 --> 00:55:06,527
You had time to get married.
721
00:55:06,602 --> 00:55:08,917
She's not serious,
it's all just karma.
722
00:55:08,942 --> 00:55:12,110
It doesn't matter, I was riding a bike, and then
somehow I crashed into his fence
723
00:55:12,135 --> 00:55:15,601
after that we started talking,
and then he invited me over for Halloween.
724
00:55:17,102 --> 00:55:18,655
Can I go, mom?
725
00:55:20,069 --> 00:55:21,513
Please?
726
00:55:24,366 --> 00:55:28,965
I will not allow this threat to humanity
to befall our family again.
727
00:55:28,990 --> 00:55:32,270
No one goes in there,
nor will anyone pronounce his name!
728
00:55:32,295 --> 00:55:34,094
We'll be fine, right?
729
00:55:34,187 --> 00:55:36,520
Come on, mom, we're going to be late.
730
00:55:49,572 --> 00:55:51,578
Mascaras!
731
00:55:55,658 --> 00:55:57,579
Are you sure this is the right address?
732
00:55:57,604 --> 00:56:00,269
Yes, 125 Jefferson Lane.
733
00:56:00,794 --> 00:56:02,293
Don't judge them.
734
00:56:02,318 --> 00:56:06,532
His dad recently experienced a stroke at work
accident, so they go through a difficult period.
735
00:56:06,792 --> 00:56:08,344
He's cute.
736
00:56:09,058 --> 00:56:11,767
- what are you doing? - I just wanted to
go greet his parents.
737
00:56:11,792 --> 00:56:13,087
Seriously?
738
00:56:13,112 --> 00:56:16,279
You didn't bring me here to play.
We don't have six years, nothing will happen.
739
00:56:16,304 --> 00:56:18,295
Okay, okay, you're right.
740
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,481
Have fun, and I'll pick you up at 10 o'clock.
741
00:56:21,506 --> 00:56:23,260
Not a second later.
742
00:56:26,993 --> 00:56:28,592
Quick, let's go!
743
00:56:29,779 --> 00:56:31,819
Mascaras!
744
00:56:49,383 --> 00:56:52,198
I ransacked the basement.
745
00:56:52,223 --> 00:56:54,579
I forgot that
we actually have half of those things.
746
00:56:54,604 --> 00:56:57,210
- Yes, you really tried.
- I did.
747
00:56:57,523 --> 00:57:00,458
- And just to tell you, I like it too
your James Dean costume. -Thanks.
748
00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:04,416
My parents think I look good
more like Richie from "Happy Days".
749
00:57:04,564 --> 00:57:06,877
Your costume looks great.
750
00:57:07,208 --> 00:57:09,108
Who should it represent to you?
751
00:57:09,132 --> 00:57:10,571
Marie Curie.
752
00:57:12,036 --> 00:57:14,871
Twice-awarded Nobel laureate
French physicist and icon of feminism.
753
00:57:14,896 --> 00:57:17,575
Yes, really, she discovered radiation.
754
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,342
Isn't it?
- Yes. - I knew.
755
00:57:19,427 --> 00:57:21,895
Her job was killing her,
and she didn't even realize it.
756
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:28,833
Well, for someone dying of poisoning
radiation, you look beautiful.
757
00:57:29,996 --> 00:57:32,611
I bought sweets, lots of sweets.
758
00:57:32,636 --> 00:57:34,542
In fact, there are probably too many,
759
00:57:34,567 --> 00:57:38,800
but we can, I don't know, maybe eat them
if there's anything left, if you want,
760
00:57:38,825 --> 00:57:43,042
or we can start sharing them right away,
if that's what you want to do.
761
00:57:43,067 --> 00:57:47,219
Yes, actually, I have to admit something to you.
762
00:57:47,607 --> 00:57:50,073
I'd rather stay up here
763
00:57:50,098 --> 00:57:51,504
with you.
764
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,430
All right.
765
00:57:55,537 --> 00:57:56,830
That.
766
00:57:57,096 --> 00:57:58,629
It can be like that.
767
00:58:31,102 --> 00:58:33,069
Please don't go crazy.
768
00:58:33,094 --> 00:58:34,535
what are you
769
00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:36,404
Don't you know?
770
00:58:37,497 --> 00:58:40,650
Astrid, really, you don't need to be afraid of me.
771
00:58:41,803 --> 00:58:43,323
You are a ghost.
772
00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:48,971
My mom is telling the truth.
Shit!
773
00:58:48,996 --> 00:58:52,376
If my mom and dad knew how to fight,
I used to steal my dad's beer pack
774
00:58:52,401 --> 00:58:54,348
and I would go to hide
to the fort in the tree,
775
00:58:54,373 --> 00:58:56,041
and then one day I...
776
00:58:56,726 --> 00:58:59,472
slipped and fell.
777
00:59:00,172 --> 00:59:01,693
How long ago did that happen?
778
00:59:01,718 --> 00:59:04,971
23 years, 5 months and 14 days.
But who's counting?
779
00:59:04,996 --> 00:59:09,530
I've been stuck in this house for 23 years.
I can't go further than that tree.
780
00:59:09,616 --> 00:59:12,604
I'm alone all the time
watched the world go by,
781
00:59:12,629 --> 00:59:14,576
but then you showed up
782
00:59:14,601 --> 00:59:16,629
and you could see me.
783
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:19,687
And after being alone for so long,
784
00:59:19,712 --> 00:59:23,345
it was like a grenade
exploded in the head. It was incredible.
785
00:59:23,554 --> 00:59:25,729
You are amazing.
- I should go.
786
00:59:25,754 --> 00:59:29,174
Astrid, I know, I get it, it's crazy, but,
787
00:59:29,245 --> 00:59:33,778
but i really like you too
I want to be together.
788
00:59:34,085 --> 00:59:35,360
How?
789
00:59:35,385 --> 00:59:38,793
You're dead, I'm alive
it doesn't make any sense.
790
00:59:39,094 --> 00:59:40,494
So...
791
00:59:40,701 --> 00:59:44,954
what if I told you
that I found a way to return.
792
00:59:45,694 --> 00:59:47,594
To become a man again?
793
00:59:47,874 --> 00:59:51,560
It's all in this book,
after death everyone gets a copy.
794
00:59:51,585 --> 00:59:53,373
It's a bit complicated, but
795
00:59:53,398 --> 00:59:58,111
this can only be done with the help of a living person.
796
00:59:58,671 --> 01:00:01,599
She could literally give me my life back.
797
01:00:01,624 --> 01:00:04,699
I don't know, maybe you could ask my mom,
798
01:00:04,724 --> 01:00:08,298
because she should be an expert
for undead things, right? - Yes, but...
799
01:00:08,323 --> 01:00:12,379
I'm sure she'll give it to you
a million reasons not to do it.
800
01:00:12,404 --> 01:00:14,957
But I'll give it to you
one reason to help me.
801
01:00:16,339 --> 01:00:20,685
You will be able to see your dad again.
802
01:00:35,184 --> 01:00:38,179
My first official open day
is a week after Sunday,
803
01:00:38,204 --> 01:00:41,378
and then we'll let the bidding begin.
- Where's Rory?
804
01:00:41,403 --> 01:00:45,501
In the supermarket, he exchanges sweets
which I bought for carrot sticks.
805
01:00:45,526 --> 01:00:49,087
Because Rory likes to suck the fun out of everything.
even from Halloween.
806
01:00:49,112 --> 01:00:51,705
I have to go, see you at church.
807
01:00:52,352 --> 01:00:54,319
Unless you cancel the wedding.
808
01:00:54,344 --> 01:00:56,224
No, Delia.
809
01:00:56,249 --> 01:00:58,789
Where are you going?
-Cemetery.
810
01:00:58,814 --> 01:01:01,807
To associate with the spirit of my dear husband.
811
01:01:03,004 --> 01:01:09,169
I have to go too. I have to follow up
little Jane's scout group.
812
01:01:09,194 --> 01:01:11,909
We spent weeks figuring out which ones
costumes could be worn as a group.
813
01:01:11,934 --> 01:01:14,335
We agreed on nothing from Disney.
814
01:01:14,702 --> 01:01:19,780
The closest we came to Disney was
when Astrid was Cinderella's dead mom.
815
01:01:20,287 --> 01:01:22,570
You will never guess what the girls have come up with.
816
01:01:22,595 --> 01:01:24,727
Fruit salad.
817
01:01:24,752 --> 01:01:26,240
Isn't that genius?
818
01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:28,798
It is healthy and does not provoke
emotional reactions.
819
01:01:28,983 --> 01:01:30,796
I'm going as...
820
01:01:32,577 --> 01:01:34,743
Reverse mortgage.
821
01:01:34,768 --> 01:01:37,197
which is a mortgage written backwards.
822
01:01:37,770 --> 01:01:39,154
Where is Astrid?
823
01:01:39,179 --> 01:01:41,769
On a date.
It's her first.
824
01:01:41,794 --> 01:01:44,173
I think I'm more nervous than her.
825
01:01:44,198 --> 01:01:47,924
The boy lives on Jefferson Street.
- Don't mention that street to me.
826
01:01:48,018 --> 01:01:51,504
There is a house there, which is why I don't have one
perfect sales record.
827
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:55,588
But I have myself to blame.
This house has been on the market for years.
828
01:01:55,613 --> 01:01:59,734
But I thought that if I succeed, I will
to sell a house of murder, to be honored.
829
01:01:59,759 --> 01:02:01,522
House of murders?
830
01:02:01,547 --> 01:02:03,373
Which house?
831
01:02:03,507 --> 01:02:05,107
125.
832
01:02:05,393 --> 01:02:09,633
That's exactly where I left Astrid,
she was going to see a boy named Jeremy.
833
01:02:09,910 --> 01:02:11,876
Jeremy Fraser.
834
01:02:11,901 --> 01:02:14,636
She didn't tell me his last name.
835
01:02:14,876 --> 01:02:16,702
Don't worry, it can't be him.
836
01:02:16,727 --> 01:02:19,656
But Jeremy Fraser was not a good person.
837
01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:23,129
He killed his parents 23 years ago.
838
01:02:23,154 --> 01:02:25,572
The police found him
how he hides in his treehouse,
839
01:02:25,597 --> 01:02:30,606
when they tried to pull him out, he fell,
broke his neck and died instantly.
840
01:02:35,694 --> 01:02:38,281
That's all you have to do
to enter the afterlife?
841
01:02:38,306 --> 01:02:40,134
Draw a door with chalk?
842
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,828
And knock three times?
843
01:02:41,853 --> 01:02:44,706
- I just do what is written in the book.
- Really lame.
844
01:02:54,741 --> 01:02:56,707
Maybe it's not so bad.
845
01:02:56,732 --> 01:02:58,709
what do we have to do?
Shall we just go in?
846
01:02:58,734 --> 01:03:03,594
I can, but since you're still alive,
first you have to read those magic words.
847
01:03:05,135 --> 01:03:09,821
"De mundo vivorum audeo in iterum..."
848
01:03:25,499 --> 01:03:27,019
Astrid!
849
01:03:32,205 --> 01:03:34,231
Jeremy, is that you?
850
01:03:40,365 --> 01:03:43,805
"Ut liber iterum ambulet alius."
851
01:03:44,519 --> 01:03:45,875
All right.
852
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:48,181
I think it worked.
853
01:03:48,278 --> 01:03:50,033
Astrid!
854
01:03:52,889 --> 01:03:54,602
Let's go see your dad.
855
01:03:57,815 --> 01:03:59,802
Astrid! Not.
856
01:04:17,344 --> 01:04:21,942
Okay, you wait here,
I'm going to find out where we have to go.
857
01:04:21,967 --> 01:04:24,234
Be sure to ask where my dad is.
858
01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:27,500
I apologize, I'm sorry.
Sorry, I have to go...
859
01:04:28,202 --> 01:04:31,095
- Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
860
01:04:32,321 --> 01:04:33,616
Thanks.
861
01:04:32,341 --> 01:04:33,801
{\an8}-INFO-
862
01:04:33,626 --> 01:04:35,926
All right, we have to go to the immigration department.
863
01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:45,191
Sorry. can i please
talk to your safe?
864
01:04:45,216 --> 01:04:48,595
My wife will kill me
if I don't come home soon.
865
01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:51,435
That's sweet.
Take the number and sit down.
866
01:04:57,281 --> 01:04:58,749
Old man.
867
01:05:02,712 --> 01:05:05,365
Oh, mighty ones of the world of the dead.
868
01:05:05,390 --> 01:05:09,870
Accept my Charles,
as I also accepted his death.
869
01:05:09,895 --> 01:05:11,342
No, I didn't.
870
01:05:11,661 --> 01:05:13,308
And I never will.
871
01:05:13,672 --> 01:05:16,381
Grief has no expiration date.
872
01:05:17,486 --> 01:05:19,105
This was good.
873
01:05:19,299 --> 01:05:23,065
Because grief has no expiration date,
874
01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:26,381
Kings of Trade, Knights of Nazdak,
875
01:05:26,406 --> 01:05:30,574
consider him worthy
to pass through the gates of your kingdom.
876
01:05:30,599 --> 01:05:33,013
You are no longer my king,
877
01:05:33,038 --> 01:05:37,665
but with a blessing
angel of endless love,
878
01:05:37,790 --> 01:05:40,764
I, your surviving queen,
879
01:05:40,789 --> 01:05:44,029
I proudly assume the mantle of your...
880
01:05:48,299 --> 01:05:51,025
All right. Here you go. Thanks.
881
01:05:51,837 --> 01:05:54,092
Are you okay, honey?
You look a bit manic to me.
882
01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:57,418
Just a little nervousness before the wedding.
I'm going upstairs now to try on my dress,
883
01:05:57,443 --> 01:06:00,423
but don't come up because it is
bad luck if you see me before the ceremony.
884
01:06:00,448 --> 01:06:01,775
Of course.
885
01:06:03,357 --> 01:06:06,345
Hello, who is playing the clown for me?
886
01:06:06,370 --> 01:06:08,165
Mascara! We are mascaras!
887
01:06:08,190 --> 01:06:11,998
Here you go, apples, carrot sticks...
- Thank you!
888
01:06:12,023 --> 01:06:15,229
...and some bran grapes,
because nobody likes a fat clown.
889
01:06:18,171 --> 01:06:20,677
I can't believe I'm doing this.
890
01:06:21,393 --> 01:06:24,497
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
891
01:06:53,391 --> 01:06:55,684
Juice is free.
892
01:06:57,379 --> 01:07:01,605
- You need to tell me what this means.
- Well, let's take a look.
893
01:07:01,805 --> 01:07:04,594
In short, your daughter is screwed.
894
01:07:04,619 --> 01:07:06,569
She decided to switch lives with the boy.
895
01:07:06,594 --> 01:07:09,495
He can come back, while she is
stuck on the other side forever.
896
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,928
A one-way ticket to the soul train.
- Soul train? - That's right!
897
01:07:12,953 --> 01:07:15,374
And the last stop... the afterlife!
898
01:07:15,399 --> 01:07:19,080
Not! She is not allowed on that train.
You have to take me there to get her out.
899
01:07:19,105 --> 01:07:22,166
Well, I can introduce you,
but this is a quid pro quo situation.
900
01:07:22,191 --> 01:07:24,458
Of course it is. what do you want?
901
01:07:24,483 --> 01:07:26,323
Well, I have this ex-wife,
902
01:07:26,350 --> 01:07:28,843
and she's a little crazy,
but just so you know it's over with us,
903
01:07:28,868 --> 01:07:31,673
but she doesn't want to accept it, if only she would
could escape from her somehow permanently.
904
01:07:31,698 --> 01:07:34,377
- do you want me to marry you?
- I thought you would never ask.
905
01:07:34,402 --> 01:07:36,593
How can I know that you will keep your word?
906
01:07:36,618 --> 01:07:38,891
I swear by the soul of my dead mother.
907
01:07:41,609 --> 01:07:45,284
All right, all right, I'll marry you
if you help me save my daughter.
908
01:07:45,309 --> 01:07:50,116
I will need it in writing.
A little of this. And that's it.
909
01:07:52,097 --> 01:07:56,497
That's how I'll make you happy.
- Jesus, what's the plan for getting in?
910
01:08:02,602 --> 01:08:04,022
That.
911
01:08:05,855 --> 01:08:09,235
I can't even get in through the front door.
912
01:08:20,810 --> 01:08:22,656
I need demon possession.
913
01:08:23,670 --> 01:08:25,671
The workers are on strike, and the waiting room is full.
914
01:08:25,696 --> 01:08:28,989
Tell Beetlejuice
that these people are still in my house.
915
01:08:32,466 --> 01:08:33,701
Hello?
916
01:08:33,726 --> 01:08:35,126
Hello!?
917
01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:37,978
You didn't see us.
918
01:08:38,144 --> 01:08:39,604
Understand?
919
01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,958
Bob, you and the boys keep watch.
920
01:08:42,983 --> 01:08:44,796
No one passes.
921
01:08:46,726 --> 01:08:48,305
Let's go, honey.
922
01:08:51,025 --> 01:08:54,425
Okay, everyone, get back to work!
923
01:09:08,084 --> 01:09:09,416
Mascara.
924
01:09:09,441 --> 01:09:10,934
Just a little!
925
01:09:11,047 --> 01:09:13,593
One for each.
Be honest.
926
01:09:13,618 --> 01:09:16,433
Yes, for sure.
What an opponent.
927
01:09:22,331 --> 01:09:26,444
Like this, this time for the first time
they pick strawberries without a crowd.
928
01:09:38,074 --> 01:09:43,394
Hands on head supcino or
I will sprinkle the wall with your brain.
929
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:46,034
No, old man.
930
01:09:46,258 --> 01:09:47,997
This was too forced.
931
01:09:48,022 --> 01:09:49,988
You have to remember, more drama.
932
01:09:50,013 --> 01:09:51,626
I'm an actor here.
933
01:09:51,825 --> 01:09:53,819
You have to stay authentic.
934
01:09:54,559 --> 01:09:56,550
Olga, what the hell is going on here?
935
01:09:56,575 --> 01:09:59,000
We have a 699 foul.
936
01:09:59,025 --> 01:10:03,908
you want to tell me that someone is alive
illegally entered the afterlife?
937
01:10:04,916 --> 01:10:08,276
It's time to call in the Ghoul squad.
938
01:10:10,003 --> 01:10:13,709
I need you to find two suspects.
939
01:10:13,734 --> 01:10:21,569
Olos who is known by the name Beetlejuice and
a female meat sack named Lydia Deets.
940
01:10:21,594 --> 01:10:25,866
Break down every door,
check each tombstone.
941
01:10:25,891 --> 01:10:30,192
Hell, if necessary
sift the sands of Titan.
942
01:10:30,217 --> 01:10:31,683
People!
943
01:10:32,497 --> 01:10:36,603
You have been preparing for this since the moment of death.
944
01:10:36,694 --> 01:10:38,307
And remember,
945
01:10:38,516 --> 01:10:40,541
We must remain authentic.
946
01:10:40,596 --> 01:10:41,715
That.
947
01:10:51,095 --> 01:10:53,128
what the hell is this?
948
01:10:54,088 --> 01:10:55,914
Where am I?
what?
949
01:10:56,016 --> 01:10:57,341
Not.
950
01:10:57,913 --> 01:10:59,399
Not.
951
01:11:00,398 --> 01:11:01,698
Not.
952
01:11:02,389 --> 01:11:03,965
Not.
953
01:11:04,372 --> 01:11:05,638
Sorry.
954
01:11:06,085 --> 01:11:07,953
what if a mistake was made?
955
01:11:07,978 --> 01:11:10,311
Because I shouldn't be here.
956
01:11:16,386 --> 01:11:18,133
Are you serious?
957
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:22,593
I have a Global Entry card.
Is there a line for that here?
958
01:11:24,698 --> 01:11:29,563
Train to the Afterlife at 8:35
it comes on time.
959
01:11:29,588 --> 01:11:30,798
The following.
960
01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:34,497
Stop at the i marks
look directly at the camera.
961
01:11:34,995 --> 01:11:37,075
Say, "Cheese."
962
01:11:40,901 --> 01:11:42,601
are you ok
963
01:11:43,588 --> 01:11:44,901
Not.
964
01:11:45,282 --> 01:11:48,010
- I feel strange.
- And I feel incredible.
965
01:11:48,035 --> 01:11:49,730
Who would have thought.
- what just happened?
966
01:11:49,755 --> 01:11:53,910
Well, it's really simple, you remember
those words I gave you to read?
967
01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:59,268
You agreed to trade your life for mine.
968
01:11:59,375 --> 01:12:03,527
-what? - I needed your life how
I could be free again.
969
01:12:04,386 --> 01:12:08,703
She has a ticket for the soul train,
for the afterlife in one direction.
970
01:12:08,728 --> 01:12:11,309
If you hurry, you will catch the one at 8:35.
971
01:12:11,334 --> 01:12:13,395
- Thank you very much. -Wait.
- Quick, quick, let's go!
972
01:12:13,420 --> 01:12:15,768
- I never agreed to this.
- Walk!
973
01:12:15,793 --> 01:12:17,654
How do I return to the world of the living?
974
01:12:17,679 --> 01:12:20,214
Verify this first, psalter 11.
975
01:12:20,239 --> 01:12:23,461
The transfer is not permanent until you do it.
976
01:12:27,998 --> 01:12:29,271
Dad?
977
01:12:29,296 --> 01:12:31,041
- Astrid?
-Dad?
978
01:12:31,066 --> 01:12:33,428
Dad, help me!
979
01:12:33,453 --> 01:12:35,841
Dad!
- Astrid!
980
01:12:53,789 --> 01:12:56,109
Soon my beloved.
981
01:12:56,134 --> 01:12:57,829
Soon.
982
01:13:15,181 --> 01:13:18,962
-Warning! Code 699's violation is in progress
- Everything is clean here, let's go!
983
01:13:18,987 --> 01:13:22,585
- We are like Bonnie and Clyde, but without the holes
from bullets. - Do you even know where we are going?
984
01:13:22,610 --> 01:13:28,171
You go through this corridor, three times to the right,
through the ninth door and straight to the soul train.
985
01:13:28,196 --> 01:13:31,442
- And where are you going?
- First I have to make a dozen.
986
01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:40,441
-DEPARTURES-
987
01:13:42,795 --> 01:13:45,555
{\an8}8:35 - AFTERLIFE - ON TIME
9:22 - HEAVEN'S DOORS - LATE
988
01:13:42,781 --> 01:13:45,543
9:54 - FIRE OF ETERNAL DAMNATION - LATE
10:13 - FIELDS OF ELYSY - LATE
989
01:13:58,981 --> 01:14:04,526
This is the 8:35 train to the afterlife!
990
01:14:05,301 --> 01:14:09,127
Get aboard the soul train everyone!
991
01:14:26,243 --> 01:14:27,663
Astrid!
992
01:14:27,688 --> 01:14:29,423
Astrid!
993
01:14:30,690 --> 01:14:33,216
Not! Not! Not!
994
01:14:33,617 --> 01:14:35,636
Please, no!
995
01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:46,476
Come on, dance with us!
996
01:14:56,186 --> 01:14:57,812
Astrid!
997
01:15:09,693 --> 01:15:12,125
Shit!
-Stay where you are!
998
01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:13,819
There!
999
01:15:16,777 --> 01:15:19,190
And just to tell you, I saw my dad.
1000
01:15:29,483 --> 01:15:32,910
Hey, where are we?
- I don't know.
1001
01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:36,853
Hey, it's Saturn!
1002
01:15:36,878 --> 01:15:39,598
That means we are safe
on one of his moons!
1003
01:15:39,998 --> 01:15:42,432
This Afterlife is really random.
1004
01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:06,208
Sand worm, run!
1005
01:16:13,630 --> 01:16:15,376
Grab my hand!
1006
01:16:52,891 --> 01:16:54,585
Mary Curie,
1007
01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:57,669
but after radiation poisoning, right?
1008
01:16:57,694 --> 01:16:59,453
I learned from the best.
1009
01:17:01,027 --> 01:17:02,791
We made a great child.
1010
01:17:02,816 --> 01:17:05,253
Yes, we did.
1011
01:17:06,689 --> 01:17:08,169
Come.
1012
01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:15,096
I know you can't see me
but I'm watching you both all the time.
1013
01:17:15,399 --> 01:17:18,421
And I don't want to be the reason
because of which you broke up.
1014
01:17:18,503 --> 01:17:20,322
You need each other.
1015
01:17:20,493 --> 01:17:22,572
You make each other better.
1016
01:17:23,064 --> 01:17:24,984
And so it has always been.
1017
01:17:25,691 --> 01:17:30,092
-Alert! Code 699's violation is in progress
- We have to get back to Winter River.
1018
01:17:30,117 --> 01:17:32,769
You can't leave here
until Astrid gets her life back.
1019
01:17:32,794 --> 01:17:34,523
Come on, let's go.
1020
01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:34,477
{\an8}Warning! Intruder detected!
1021
01:17:36,299 --> 01:17:39,393
It's the Ghoul Patrol
found the bridge and sealed it.
1022
01:17:39,418 --> 01:17:42,784
Do you have any leads where they could
be mr beetlejuice or a meat sack?
1023
01:17:42,809 --> 01:17:46,538
We are still looking for them, but we found them
we are something that could help.
1024
01:18:08,424 --> 01:18:09,890
Bob.
1025
01:18:12,610 --> 01:18:14,799
Let me tell you how this will go.
1026
01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:17,778
Your parched mouth will start fluttering
1027
01:18:17,803 --> 01:18:22,099
or I will your tiny skull
crush like a damned nut.
1028
01:18:22,124 --> 01:18:24,023
Where's Beetlejuice?
1029
01:18:38,281 --> 01:18:40,129
- Rory?
- Father.
1030
01:18:40,154 --> 01:18:42,642
I see these people everywhere
with reduced heads.
1031
01:18:42,667 --> 01:18:45,839
don't be afraid
because your eyes will see strange things.
1032
01:18:45,864 --> 01:18:47,948
Are you trembling with fear?
1033
01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:50,684
Yes, I'm shitting my pants with fear.
1034
01:18:51,197 --> 01:18:52,385
what are you doing here?
1035
01:18:52,410 --> 01:18:55,465
I'm looking for lost lambs
to send them back into the light.
1036
01:18:55,497 --> 01:18:58,363
Why don't I take you to church?
1037
01:19:07,507 --> 01:19:12,267
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'll be right back.
I just have to... I apologize. Just...
1038
01:19:12,299 --> 01:19:15,388
I'm really sorry, but I'm late for the wedding.
1039
01:19:15,413 --> 01:19:17,267
Yes, hi, I have a question.
1040
01:19:17,292 --> 01:19:19,787
How do I get out of here?
Because someone made a terrible mistake.
1041
01:19:19,812 --> 01:19:21,987
I'm on break, take the number and sit down.
1042
01:19:22,012 --> 01:19:25,360
No, look, those adders, they were
without teeth, I paid extra for that.
1043
01:19:25,385 --> 01:19:29,711
Honey, you're dead, all right.
So take the number and sit down.
1044
01:19:32,901 --> 01:19:36,893
Is there maybe someone here?
who has the power to help me?
1045
01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:41,091
- Did that sentence work for you before?
-I'm not dead.
1046
01:19:42,289 --> 01:19:45,226
Actually, you know what?
My husband is here, Charles Deets.
1047
01:19:45,251 --> 01:19:47,081
Yes, he can fix this, call him,
1048
01:19:47,106 --> 01:19:49,602
he can help us
he can fix everything. - No, he can't anymore.
1049
01:19:49,627 --> 01:19:52,263
No, wait, wait a minute,
I know important people.
1050
01:19:52,927 --> 01:19:55,179
I know important people!
And I am an important person myself!
1051
01:19:55,204 --> 01:19:56,414
what?
1052
01:19:57,304 --> 01:19:58,637
Not.
1053
01:19:58,896 --> 01:20:01,317
Beetlejuice.
Oh no.
1054
01:20:03,757 --> 01:20:05,610
Beetlejuice.
1055
01:20:07,401 --> 01:20:08,861
I'm here.
1056
01:20:09,059 --> 01:20:12,585
Cousin, now that you're dead,
you want to hang out with me
1057
01:20:12,610 --> 01:20:14,524
Will you help me?
find charles please?
1058
01:20:14,549 --> 01:20:16,252
And after that, the VIP line?
1059
01:20:16,277 --> 01:20:17,544
Of course.
1060
01:20:17,591 --> 01:20:21,138
Right after you help me
find my runaway bride.
1061
01:20:38,089 --> 01:20:39,615
Where is he?
1062
01:20:41,493 --> 01:20:42,922
Tell me.
1063
01:21:14,917 --> 01:21:17,810
Stay behind the line until called.
1064
01:21:23,974 --> 01:21:26,220
Do not authenticate that passport.
1065
01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:32,156
You're late, man.
1066
01:21:32,211 --> 01:21:35,044
I think it's Dostoyevsky
was the one who said...
1067
01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,578
"See you later, fucker."
1068
01:21:39,803 --> 01:21:41,845
This way, follow me.
1069
01:21:46,917 --> 01:21:48,197
Following.
1070
01:21:48,530 --> 01:21:51,663
Warning! An intruder has been detected!
1071
01:21:52,389 --> 01:21:53,788
This way.
1072
01:21:53,529 --> 01:21:56,068
{\an8}Code 699 violation in progress
1073
01:21:56,304 --> 01:21:58,611
Okay, I'm not going any further from here.
1074
01:21:59,277 --> 01:22:00,549
I love you.
1075
01:22:00,574 --> 01:22:02,623
I love you too, honey.
1076
01:22:03,217 --> 01:22:05,230
Have an amazing life.
1077
01:22:05,308 --> 01:22:07,814
Look out for each other.
- We will.
1078
01:22:07,911 --> 01:22:09,950
-See you later.
-Good.
1079
01:22:31,339 --> 01:22:33,432
Thank you for saving my life.
1080
01:22:35,218 --> 01:22:38,811
I'm so sorry that you never
I didn't believe you saw ghosts and...
1081
01:22:39,098 --> 01:22:41,531
No, I'm sorry about everything.
1082
01:22:43,616 --> 01:22:46,729
-Astrid, I...
-Lydia, come on, you're late!
1083
01:22:46,876 --> 01:22:50,077
- Oh my God, my wedding.
- We're just getting started.
1084
01:22:50,102 --> 01:22:53,479
wait, mom, with everything that happened tonight
you know you don't have to do that, right?
1085
01:22:53,504 --> 01:22:57,176
I know, but if I don't do it now
I will never do that.
1086
01:22:57,201 --> 01:22:59,080
But are you sure you want that?
1087
01:22:59,105 --> 01:23:02,144
Rory loves me, and that has to be enough.
1088
01:23:02,578 --> 01:23:05,412
Hurry my dear, come, come.
1089
01:23:07,893 --> 01:23:10,697
Welcome to you lost lamb
I want him in his house with open arms.
1090
01:23:10,722 --> 01:23:12,341
Oh my God.
1091
01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:15,144
I thought you gave up.
1092
01:23:15,169 --> 01:23:18,057
No, it's not, blame me.
She just saved me from going to hell.
1093
01:23:18,082 --> 01:23:19,604
Who are all these people?
1094
01:23:19,629 --> 01:23:23,115
That's just a couple of influencers,
no one with under five million followers,
1095
01:23:23,140 --> 01:23:25,804
and I think that among them is
director of Netflix.
1096
01:23:25,829 --> 01:23:28,827
- Shall we start?
-That. Where is your dress?
1097
01:23:28,852 --> 01:23:32,084
All that matters is that I'm here now,
so let's move on to the vows.
1098
01:23:32,109 --> 01:23:34,155
-wait a minute, where is Delia?
-Yo.
1099
01:23:34,594 --> 01:23:36,014
Right here.
1100
01:23:37,084 --> 01:23:40,072
She helped me calm down
before the wedding, I'm a little nervous.
1101
01:23:40,097 --> 01:23:43,017
Okay, delete.
-You.
1102
01:23:43,204 --> 01:23:44,799
Are you the thing?
1103
01:23:44,824 --> 01:23:46,285
From my dream?
1104
01:23:46,310 --> 01:23:49,658
I'm actually more
nightmare material, but thanks.
1105
01:23:49,683 --> 01:23:52,171
- You are a Beatle...
-No-no.
1106
01:23:52,196 --> 01:23:55,578
Part of the deal is never again
you must not say my name, never.
1107
01:23:55,603 --> 01:23:57,988
- What kind of deal?
- The deal she made to save you.
1108
01:23:58,013 --> 01:24:02,500
And just so you know, you can call me dad.
-Lydia, you agreed to marry him?
1109
01:24:02,798 --> 01:24:06,068
I was desperate,
and that was my only option.
1110
01:24:06,093 --> 01:24:08,617
Lydia, what's going on here?
1111
01:24:10,916 --> 01:24:12,429
Inconvenient.
1112
01:24:12,683 --> 01:24:14,883
You haven't made much progress since our last session,
1113
01:24:14,908 --> 01:24:17,390
so I will suggest
some drug therapy.
1114
01:24:17,415 --> 01:24:20,221
Don't be afraid to share,
but only when you are ready.
1115
01:24:26,107 --> 01:24:28,475
I always thought it was
your whole show is bullshit.
1116
01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:30,901
I never believed in
spirits, souls or the like.
1117
01:24:30,926 --> 01:24:32,994
what? All this time?
1118
01:24:33,019 --> 01:24:36,482
Then why did you even want to get married?
- Because of the money!
1119
01:24:36,507 --> 01:24:39,820
I knew I could earn more as your husband
than I could as your manager.
1120
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:42,475
And I've never had a dead fiancee.
1121
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:47,306
I went to that haven just to
I would meet weak women and take advantage of them.
1122
01:24:47,408 --> 01:24:50,141
And when I met you
i won the codependency lottery.
1123
01:24:50,302 --> 01:24:52,642
how about a little physical therapy.
1124
01:25:00,247 --> 01:25:03,794
we would like to thank you all for being
came here for this very special occasion,
1125
01:25:03,819 --> 01:25:06,559
but now they would like some privacy.
1126
01:25:32,565 --> 01:25:34,598
Where are you going, father?
1127
01:25:43,240 --> 01:25:45,482
Honey, I have another surprise.
1128
01:25:45,507 --> 01:25:47,400
And this is from the heart.
1129
01:25:51,499 --> 01:25:55,754
Spring did not wait for us, girl
1130
01:25:55,779 --> 01:26:02,305
It was one step ahead of us
as we danced for him
1131
01:26:08,823 --> 01:26:15,304
Between split pages
and fevers from the hot steam of love
1132
01:26:15,329 --> 01:26:19,164
we are pressed like striped pants
1133
01:26:25,275 --> 01:26:29,160
MacArthur Park melts into darkness
1134
01:26:29,185 --> 01:26:33,478
And all that sweet green icing flows
1135
01:26:33,503 --> 01:26:37,538
Because someone left the cake outside in the rain
1136
01:26:37,563 --> 01:26:41,178
I don't think I can handle it,
1137
01:26:41,203 --> 01:26:43,990
because it took so long to bake,
1138
01:26:44,015 --> 01:26:48,887
and I will never have that recipe again
1139
01:26:48,912 --> 01:26:53,795
Oh no!
1140
01:26:57,189 --> 01:27:00,984
I remember that yellow cotton dress,
1141
01:27:01,009 --> 01:27:07,162
which foams like a wave
on the ground around your knees.
1142
01:27:13,870 --> 01:27:17,623
And a bird like tender babies in your arms
1143
01:27:17,704 --> 01:27:24,310
and the old man playing checkers over there by the trees
1144
01:27:29,970 --> 01:27:33,539
MacArthur Park melts into darkness
1145
01:27:33,564 --> 01:27:37,844
And all that sweet green frosting flows
1146
01:27:37,869 --> 01:27:41,957
Because someone left the cake outside in the rain
1147
01:27:41,982 --> 01:27:45,526
I don't think I can handle it,
1148
01:27:45,551 --> 01:27:48,165
because it took so long to bake,
1149
01:27:48,190 --> 01:27:53,044
and I will never have that recipe again
1150
01:27:53,069 --> 01:27:57,876
Oh no.
1151
01:28:01,692 --> 01:28:04,235
I really love a good dream sequence.
1152
01:28:04,845 --> 01:28:09,598
There will be another song for me,
1153
01:28:09,623 --> 01:28:14,323
because I will sing it myself.
1154
01:28:16,136 --> 01:28:20,077
I'll drink the wine while it's warm,
1155
01:28:20,102 --> 01:28:26,408
and you never let me
you catch me looking at the sun.
1156
01:28:28,079 --> 01:28:33,438
And after all the loves of my life,
1157
01:28:34,112 --> 01:28:38,403
after all those loves of my life,
1158
01:28:38,428 --> 01:28:42,292
you will still be the one.
1159
01:29:08,967 --> 01:29:14,489
I will take my life into my own hands,
1160
01:29:14,514 --> 01:29:18,270
and use it
1161
01:29:29,506 --> 01:29:34,341
To gain respect in their eyes,
1162
01:29:34,366 --> 01:29:38,199
and lose it
1163
01:30:07,508 --> 01:30:12,307
- Mr. Juice, you have violated code 699.
- Stop!
1164
01:30:13,624 --> 01:30:15,404
You're welcome, Danno.
1165
01:30:16,857 --> 01:30:19,117
Beetlejuice!
1166
01:30:21,913 --> 01:30:23,912
What the hell...?
1167
01:30:24,123 --> 01:30:25,919
I'm back!
1168
01:30:30,714 --> 01:30:33,582
Honey, you look fantastic.
1169
01:30:33,607 --> 01:30:35,220
You look so...
1170
01:30:35,245 --> 01:30:37,575
compiled.
- He's mine!
1171
01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:39,177
It's about me, not you.
1172
01:30:39,202 --> 01:30:42,422
And you know, honey, lately
I've been through a lot of changes,
1173
01:30:42,447 --> 01:30:44,755
I guess some kind
mid-life crisis after death.
1174
01:30:44,780 --> 01:30:48,887
Your soul belongs to me my love
for eternity.
1175
01:30:48,912 --> 01:30:52,280
You don't want to spend your eternity with me
I'm a lone wolf
1176
01:30:52,305 --> 01:30:57,338
You need a soulmate,
someone who actually sees you, for example.
1177
01:31:02,571 --> 01:31:04,497
I need something to draw.
1178
01:31:04,522 --> 01:31:06,018
Quickly!
1179
01:31:21,937 --> 01:31:23,837
Sand worm!
1180
01:31:26,004 --> 01:31:28,324
01:31:32,983
Here you big boys!
1182
01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:38,976
Here! That's right, that's right, it's good!
1183
01:31:39,001 --> 01:31:41,797
Ole, cudoviste!
1184
01:31:52,004 --> 01:31:54,024
- Let's go.
-Hello!
1185
01:31:54,399 --> 01:31:56,119
We had an agreement.
1186
01:31:56,144 --> 01:31:58,146
She didn't have to marry you.
1187
01:31:57,471 --> 01:31:59,899
{\an8}-MARRIAGE AGREEMENT-
1188
01:31:58,224 --> 01:32:00,172
You have broken code 699.
1189
01:32:00,197 --> 01:32:03,073
Yes, you are my mom
illegally brought to the afterlife.
1190
01:32:03,098 --> 01:32:05,705
According to that book, that contract was voided.
1191
01:32:08,612 --> 01:32:11,300
Look, I'm sorry it didn't work out between us,
1192
01:32:11,325 --> 01:32:15,290
but the difference of 600 years between us
it was still a little too much for me.
1193
01:32:15,315 --> 01:32:16,669
Beetle...
1194
01:32:16,694 --> 01:32:18,447
Beetlejuice.
1195
01:32:22,989 --> 01:32:24,636
Beetlejuice.
1196
01:32:31,804 --> 01:32:33,430
Beetlejuice.
1197
01:32:43,408 --> 01:32:45,795
I was supposed to get married in Vegas.
1198
01:32:53,501 --> 01:32:55,807
Looks like we're a little late guys.
1199
01:32:56,914 --> 01:32:59,355
Fence off the crime scene,
call forensics,
1200
01:32:59,380 --> 01:33:01,895
and keep the damn media away.
1201
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:05,274
You're just a little lady
pierced his Beetlejuice.
1202
01:33:05,299 --> 01:33:06,611
Say goodbye.
1203
01:33:06,636 --> 01:33:10,662
Now you can take a picture with me
if you want, but do it quickly.
1204
01:33:11,882 --> 01:33:15,479
Sister, you're coming with me.
-what? Please? Delia, what did you do?
1205
01:33:15,504 --> 01:33:19,297
I fell for a scam and I'm counting
on you to ask for a refund.
1206
01:33:19,716 --> 01:33:22,469
- They are actually snakes
were poisonous, weren't they? -That.
1207
01:33:22,494 --> 01:33:24,429
And because of that, I died of shame.
1208
01:33:24,870 --> 01:33:27,063
The value of your works will increase.
1209
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:29,113
Well then.
1210
01:33:29,316 --> 01:33:30,709
Delia,
1211
01:33:30,797 --> 01:33:32,711
I will miss you.
- No, I won't.
1212
01:33:32,736 --> 01:33:34,724
I will find Charles and
we will pursue both of you
1213
01:33:34,749 --> 01:33:36,624
until you beg us to leave.
1214
01:33:36,649 --> 01:33:38,817
A job well done for a couple of meat sacks.
1215
01:33:38,842 --> 01:33:40,977
Don't knock on our door
until your time comes.
1216
01:33:41,002 --> 01:33:44,384
And in the meantime, remember,
you have to stay authentic.
1217
01:33:44,409 --> 01:33:48,302
Come, beauty.
We have a meeting with the director.
1218
01:34:33,610 --> 01:34:35,357
Charles!
1219
01:34:36,298 --> 01:34:37,831
Delia!
1220
01:34:39,884 --> 01:34:42,330
I can't believe you're here!
1221
01:34:44,167 --> 01:34:45,676
Oh Charles.
1222
01:34:45,701 --> 01:34:48,149
I'm so happy to see you.
1223
01:34:48,174 --> 01:34:49,691
Oh Charles.
1224
01:34:49,716 --> 01:34:51,827
Look what happened to me!
1225
01:34:53,549 --> 01:34:58,294
This is the 10:13 train to the afterlife!
1226
01:34:58,319 --> 01:35:02,352
Get aboard the soul train everyone!
1227
01:35:11,971 --> 01:35:14,659
I want to thank you
to all ghost lovers,
1228
01:35:14,684 --> 01:35:17,157
for all your support over the years.
1229
01:35:17,182 --> 01:35:19,802
But this is my last show.
1230
01:35:20,468 --> 01:35:24,177
I spent too much time
talking to the dead.
1231
01:35:24,202 --> 01:35:26,654
It's time to start living.
1232
01:35:29,037 --> 01:35:32,430
I want to be with the people I love
make memories,
1233
01:35:32,455 --> 01:35:35,668
rather than have them come after me later.
1234
01:36:50,797 --> 01:36:53,116
Oh my God, what is that?
1235
01:37:16,071 --> 01:37:17,977
Mommies!
1236
01:37:28,191 --> 01:37:30,518
I just had the strangest dream.
1237
01:37:30,617 --> 01:37:35,617
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1238
01:37:38,617 --> 01:37:42,617
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