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Previously on The West Wing...

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I've got a guy who says
he wants

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to come to a peace table,
and I've got a table.

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TOBY:
What's the President
doing, Leo,

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a summit?
Not today,
okay, Toby?

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I got enough problems.

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Members of Congress were killed,
Mr. President.

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Instead of seeking justice,
you're inviting them

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to play dodgeball.
Leo still down here?

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Yeah, he's in
his office.

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Why isn't he up
at Camp David?

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When are you planning
to discuss Jerusalem?
That'll be the last thing.

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Because it's
the only...
Damn it,
don't you think

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I know that?!

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You want me to start

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something that may have
serious repercussions

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on American foreign policy
for decades!

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It's the appropriate,
balanced...

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Tell me how this ends, Leo!

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My counsel is no longer
of use to you.

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I'll need your
successor in place
before you leave.

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C.J.:
I'm pleased to announce

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that this afternoon at 2:00

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Prime Minister Zahabi,

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Chairman Farad
and President Bartlett

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will hold a joint press
conference in the East Room

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( cell phone ringing )
to describe a tentative accord
that's been reached

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between the parties.

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( ringing continues)

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( ringing continues )

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Think the President
should address

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a joint session
of Congress?
On the phone.

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He should address
them on the phone?
No, I'm on the phone.

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Yeah, Signal, try Mr. McGarry
again, It's urgent.

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My fellow Americans,
please deposit 50 cents

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for three more paragraphs.

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When he comes back
from Camp David,

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they're gonna have
to welcome him like
a conquering hero.

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No, operator,

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if-if his battery was
dead, it wouldn't...

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Yes, it's still urgent.

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I already tried him
five times.

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We're signing a peace
accord in four hours,

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his cell phone should be
stapled to his forehead.

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Maybe he's at Foggy Bottom.

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Yeah. Signal,
try Leo McGarry again

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and try the secretary's
office at State.

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Peace in our time.

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All downhill from here.

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The Republican leadership's
in the Roosevelt Room.

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They've been waiting
20 minutes.

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Waiting why?
They have a meeting
with Leo.

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I can't find him anywhere.

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You can't find him?

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( phone ringing )

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JOSH:
Mr. Speaker,
Mr. Majority Leader.

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TOBY:
We're taking
this meeting.

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Leo's got a thing
at Foggy Bottom.

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He's got a thing?
Yeah, who knows why

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he'd be busy--
it's not like we brokered

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a major peace deal
last night.

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Don't get me wrong,
you guys are doing
great work

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on the soy-based
fuel subsidy.

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What Josh means is...
Maybe he means
someone's got to pay

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for 20,000 peacekeepers
to enforce your peace deal,

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and the money's not
coming out of the soy-
based fuel subsidy.

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Due respect--

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you never thought
we'd get a deal,
and we did.

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They're gonna be scraping faces
off Mount Rushmore.

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It's a news roadblock.

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There's no use
honking your horn.

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What Josh, uh, is
trying to say...

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HAFFLEY:
Enjoy your roadblock,
which'll last

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a day, maybe two,
'cause then the story

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goes to Congress
and whose kids
are gonna serve

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and who's gonna pay,
and I don't have to honk.

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I'll repave the road.

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If you called this
meeting to talk about...

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We called this meeting

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to talk about a tax cut.

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A tax cut.
A $300

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expansion of
the child tax credit.

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We scheduled
this with Leo

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more than a week ago.
Well, now we have

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a peace to keep.
The one you made

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by appeasing terrorists
who're gonna come right back

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with badly wired pipe bombs.

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Okay, I think badly wired's
the good kind.

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Have you seen
the deficit projections?

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If we do tax cuts on
top of peacekeeping,

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we'll drown in red ink.

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You're talking about
an open-ended deployment

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with no exit strategy.

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We're giving you a way
to grease the skids.

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Help us pass a tax cut,

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then we'll vote
on peacekeeping.

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You're trying to derail
the peace plan.

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We're trying to help families
raise their kids.

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Makes perfect sense
in Peoria.

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Peoria doesn't have
a budget deficit.

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You expect the President
to sign this?

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And get us

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60 Democratic votes in the House

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to guarantee passage
and make sure Democrats

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can't attack us for it later.

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CHARLIE:
Thanks.

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Signal's still trying
to reach Leo.

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Thank you. And let's get
a little flowchart going.

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State calls the
foreign ministers;

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I call the heads of state.

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Like tag-team wrestling
without the body slams.

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All set to pile-drive
Germany, sir.

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Thank you.
I want to round up

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as much international
support as we can

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before the 2:00
peace signing.

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The minute
the peace plan gets through

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the Hamas leadership,
the Knesset is gonna
take up the debate...

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We have a problem with
our own leadership, sir.

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The Republicans

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want a tax cut
before they vote
on peacekeeping.

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I'm surprised
they didn't wear ski masks

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and ask for it
in a brown paper bag.

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Apparently, Leo
knew about this.

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Okay.
We haven't been
able to reach him.

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We need this vote,
sir-- if it means

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choking down
a tax credit...

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I think we should
wait for Leo.

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What is it?

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Barracks Security found Leo
in the woods at Camp David.

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They think it's a
massive heart attack.

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They're flying him to
Bethesda Naval right now.

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He was unconscious
for a long time.

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It's a miracle
he has brain function.

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Every minute damages
the heart muscle more.

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What kind of damage?

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They don't know yet.

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Will they operate?
They don't know yet.

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These are supposed
to be the best

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thoracic surgeons
in the world.

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What the hell
do they know?

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That time is muscle, Jed.

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They're going to do
everything they can.

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Look, there's no point
in everyone going.

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He's gonna be
out for hours.

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Charlie can call back
with any updates.

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Should we be thinking about
postponing the peace signing?

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No. I'll be back in time.

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TOBY:
Should we work
out some...

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A quick vote on peacekeeping,

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and a big show
of international support.

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A Security Council resolution
would be ideal.

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( siren wailing )

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Balloon angio was aborted.

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He got three migs of morphine.

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We'll give him two more.

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Thoracic team's
scrubbing in.

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Mr. McGarry,
do you understand me?

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You have
near total blockage

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in two of the main arteries
to your heart.

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Dr. Karnow's one of
the best heart surgeons
in the Northeast.

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C.J.:
We should be at the hospital.

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Yeah. You know, he
looked pale last night.

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I just thought it was
a White House tan.

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Could we never use
that expression again?

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He should've paced
himself more.

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This isn't a guy who treats
his body like a temple.

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TOBY:
All right, no Leo.

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We'll be lucky to get
the President back
for the signing.

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Let's get organized.
The NSC's handling
the signing ceremony.

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JOSH:
Remarks are done.

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Legislative Affairs
is making notification calls.

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Carol says you're having
an interagency meeting

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on homelessness
and mental health?

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I was.
That's a good idea.

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I pushed it back.

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Look, we're in the middle

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of an intersection
without a traffic cop.

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If we want, we can
run things through me.

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If we want?

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I'm talking
about a process.

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And if we want to sacrifice
livestock in your name...?

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Fine, a decision-making tree.

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How about you be
the Communications
Director; you be

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the Deputy Chief
of Staff.

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We can use the old
barn for a stage.

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How do I tell the
press about Leo?

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Just put out a statement--
there's too much

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we can't answer.
Yeah. What matters most

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in the next 72 hours
is showing

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that the peace
accord can hold.

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In other words,

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A tax cut.
a tax cut.

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Are we free-associating?

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The leadership wants

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60 Democratic votes
for a tax cut.

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Or no vote
on peacekeeping.

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Which makes it hard
to build a coalition.

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And scrape faces
off Mount Rushmore.

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But it makes
perfect sense

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in Peoria.

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And yet here we are,
far from Peoria

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and far from
making any sense.

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I'll put out
that statement.

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Okay, start with
ranking Democrats
on Ways and Means.

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They can deliver 30, 40 votes
right off the bat.

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No specifics, okay?

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We're just jacking up
a tax credit

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that's already on the books.

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Carol, call State,
let's try to get

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statements endorsing
the peace plan

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from every member
of the UN Security Council.

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If we get them all,
it could make

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a Security Council resolution
seem like a done deal.

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We've already got
Germany, Japan
and Bulgaria.

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State's sending them
as they get them.
Great.

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You might want to start
gathering statements

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from Security Council members,
build momentum

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toward that resolution.

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We can tell the President
it was your idea.

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Thanks.

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Hey, why don't you work
with State,

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bundle together any
public statements

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from members of the
Security Council.

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I got your back on this.

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My back gets your back.

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This day's gonna be

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an absolute nightmare.

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What were the indications
for bypass as opposed to a PTCA?

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Lesion's too extensive.

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He was in profound
cardiogenic shock.

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Saphenous grafts?
The internal mammary
isn't viable.

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How long till
he's off the pump?

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Three hours,

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maybe more.
Three hours.

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Yeah, he was down
a long time.

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Time being muscle.

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Yes, sir.

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I'll come back when I have more.

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Thank you.

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Hey. I'm gonna be gone
for about an hour.

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Call me if you hear
anything, okay?

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State's already
got draft language

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for a Security
Council resolution.

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Yeah, I heard
Russia's on board.

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But Indonesia's
threatening to
vote against it,

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and Turkmenistan's
banging on cans for
no reason I can fathom.

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Don't comment on
Turkmenistan; don't
even say the name.

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Why not?
Their president's
looney tunes.

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He created a holiday
for his favorite melon.

252
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:24,131
A holiday for a melon?
He mandated that
the Turkmen people

253
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,835
gnaw on bones like dogs
to strengthen their
teeth-- he's nuts.

254
00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:30,070
Well, he's got
a Security Council
vote as a chew toy.

255
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,439
Turkmenistan's taking its turn
as a rotating member.

256
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,407
Ignore him--
he'll fall in line.

257
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,743
Where are you going?

258
00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,310
Meet Donna's plane
at Andrews.

259
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,784
Anyone who says these jobs
don't come with a cost...

260
00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,786
Yeah.

261
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,990
Look at you.

262
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,224
What?
Leo's having

263
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,426
his chest cracked open, and
all morning you've been headed

264
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,662
toward
a high-fructose coma.

265
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,463
I just eat this stuff
when it's lying around.

266
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,031
Which is all the time.
You know what?

267
00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:01,568
Do me a favor, 'cause
I'd like to see you live
past the age of 12.

268
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,970
Stay off junk for the rest
of the week--

269
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,972
see if you can survive on,
you know, food--

270
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,007
and I'll cook you dinner
this weekend.

271
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,176
Wearing an apron
and one of those floppy hats?

272
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,143
Wearing anything you like.

273
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:14,214
I mean... You know
perfectly well what I mean.

274
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,182
You're on.

275
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,852
Piece of cake.

276
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,923
NEWSMAN ( over TV ):
According to excerpts made
available by the White House,

277
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,758
the President will declare
that "peace,

278
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,194
so long within our sight,
is now within our grasp."

279
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,629
Many believe that
the Camp David summit

280
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,464
was a fool's errand
to begin with,

281
00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:32,866
tilting
at historical windmills...

282
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,602
Stress actually restricts
the flow of blood

283
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,637
through
the coronary arteries.

284
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,106
NEWSWOMAN:
...the President
won't actually be

285
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,141
a signatory
for the peace accord.

286
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,077
What I'm saying is,
it's physiological.

287
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,579
Unless you wanted him
meditating his way

288
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,981
through intelligence
briefings

289
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,083
and sleeping in
a flotation tank,

290
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:53,020
there's nothing
you did...
I fired him.

291
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,021
What?

292
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:57,124
Last night at Camp
David, I fired him.

293
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,130
What does that do to
the flow of blood?

294
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,298
NEWSMAN:
...above all,
the President's putting

295
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,634
America's international stature
on the line.

296
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,436
( monitor beeping steadily )

297
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,687
( beeping continues )

298
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:39,166
and months of escalating
violence in the region.

299
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,736
Push my homelessness
meeting to tomorrow.

300
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,538
The President did a great
thing at Camp David.

301
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:46,573
Yeah.

302
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,976
Any news on Leo?

303
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,878
They're trying to
stabilize his pressure.

304
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,279
What does that mean,
exactly?

305
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,114
No idea, but I wish
they'd do it to me.

306
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,282
Congressman,
I know you've got

307
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,951
a big bloc of Democratic
votes on Ways and Means,

308
00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,219
and you probably think

309
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,654
the timing of this child
tax credit is a bit silly.

310
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,223
I don't think
it's silly in the least.

311
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:07,660
We're asking our constituents to
support a huge troop deployment.

312
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,462
We ought to give them
something first.

313
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,964
How's $300?

314
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:11,631
Sold.

315
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,966
Free wrapping at the counter.

316
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,634
As many Democrats
as you can deliver.

317
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,803
We'll release the names today.

318
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:16,970
How many children

319
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:19,807
will be eligible
for this expanded credit?

320
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,374
Same as the current tax code--

321
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,609
income phase-out at 110K...

322
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:26,513
No, how many children
per family?

323
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,816
How many you got?

324
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,884
The deficit hawks are talking

325
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:34,454
about capping the number
of eligible kids.

326
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,755
Promise me we won't.

327
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,024
We'll leave that to Congress.

328
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,992
And what does the President
say to the parents

329
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,894
who are on their seventh,
eighth child?

330
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,164
"Try renting a movie sometime"?

331
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,699
The Republicans'll say
any disincentive to have kids

332
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,436
is two steps short of
government-ordered abortion.

333
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,104
You want us to look anti-family?

334
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,740
LACKEY:
It's crazy when we're gonna
need $50, $60 billion

335
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,775
for peacekeeping.
Just crazy.

336
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,377
I agree, Congressman,
but the leadership

337
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,479
isn't gonna authorize
peacekeeping without something

338
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,547
to grease
the skids.

339
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,582
Fine. Just go easy
on the grease.

340
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,750
Not too much grease.

341
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,985
We've already got
an income cutoff.

342
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:05,886
What more can we do?

343
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:06,854
LACKEY:
Put a cap on the number

344
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,421
of kids per family
at three or four.

345
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,858
Congressman, only a tiny
fraction of families

346
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,192
has more than four kids.

347
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,362
It sends a message
about social responsibility

348
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,596
as well as fiscal.

349
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,965
Social and fiscal.

350
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,400
We'd prefer to leave
the details to Congress.

351
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,470
Peacekeeping's going
to explode the deficit.

352
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,671
We should, uh, subsidize

353
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,773
every Rube Goldberg's
reproductive glands?

354
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,475
C.J.:
They're opening the Qalandia

355
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,509
checkpoint in Jerusalem.

356
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,743
I'll need more on that.

357
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,045
And check in
with the hospital again.

358
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,180
They've started
the bypass.

359
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,814
We won't know anything
for a couple hours.

360
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,583
Just make sure they
haven't had a power outage.

361
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,784
What's next?

362
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,920
You've got a few minutes
before NSA.

363
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,721
Josh is in with House Democrats,
if you want to sit in.

364
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:42,990
Nah, I'm fine.

365
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,724
JOSH:
Social engineering...

366
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,959
it's just not a priority.

367
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,094
I wasn't pushing that.

368
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,828
I just threw it out
as a suggestion.

369
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,898
I don't think that...

370
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,467
You know we're open

371
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,037
to whatever reasonable solution
you can come up with.

372
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,675
LACKEY:
...may not be popular to say it,

373
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,645
but this is an information age--
we need quality, not quantity.

374
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,846
Thanks.

375
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,149
Excuse me, Congressman,
it's just that...

376
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:14,521
Josh... is diabetic,
and I haven't had any lunch.

377
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,129
Anything new?

378
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,064
The damage was
pretty severe.

379
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,967
They had to restart his heart
when they took off the clamp.

380
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,035
I need to see the President

381
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,336
before he goes back
to the hospital.

382
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,104
He's in with Will.

383
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:31,972
Why is he in with Will?

384
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:32,906
He wanted to see Will.

385
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:33,974
Well, I want to see him.

386
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,875
I'll try.
He won't be here long.

387
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,750
I heard you finished
your courses.

388
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:44,985
You're done at Georgetown.

389
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,319
I've still got
some requirements.

390
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,220
Besides courses?

391
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,256
A swim test,
stuff like that.
Ah.

392
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:55,495
Well, let me know when Will
paddles back to the shallow end.

393
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,429
CHRIS:
Syria wishes

394
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,965
the Golan Heights had
been on the table.

395
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,199
And Holland wishes
little rounds

396
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,733
of gouda
had been on the table--

397
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:01,768
life's full of disappointments.

398
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,203
My sources say
congressional leaders

399
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,704
have concerns
about the peace plan.

400
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,839
Well, my sources--
the major networks--

401
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,141
have shown them
trashing it for days,

402
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,542
so I can't say
that's a surprise,

403
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,710
but we're working with them now.

404
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,945
CHRIS:
Any word on Leo?

405
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,513
C.J.:
Still in surgery.

406
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,681
That's all I have.

407
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,516
Thanks, C.J.

408
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,255
BROCK:
So is it gonna be
Josh or Toby?

409
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,056
What?

410
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,457
The new White House
Chief of Staff.

411
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,159
Gee, C.J., I'm sorry
your boss and dear friend

412
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,694
is sprawled across
an operating table

413
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:28,861
having his veins harvested,

414
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,163
but I do think
it's kind of neat

415
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,231
the President
single-handedly

416
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,532
forged a major peace deal.

417
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,601
Why don't I write about it
till my typewriter's

418
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,702
tangled up
in ribbon?

419
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:36,736
All done?

420
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,737
Unless I'm playing
both parts, yes.

421
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,072
Well, jeepers, Brock,

422
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,874
you care about Leo, too,
but there's a power vacuum here,

423
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:42,909
and your editors
don't take puff pieces,

424
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,044
and you haven't
owned a typewriter

425
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,745
since the Coolidge
administration.

426
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,513
I would never say "jeepers."

427
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,614
Would, too.
Would not.

428
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:48,281
Would, too.

429
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,582
Would not, and we're riding

430
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,951
one of the best press waves
of this Presidency.

431
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,853
The words "Nobel Peace
Prize" were in two separate

432
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,322
wire stories,
so I don't have to play

433
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,524
your game
of inside baseball today.

434
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,858
What's Leo's prognosis?

435
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,027
Good.
In the middle
of a bypass,

436
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,161
you have no way of knowing that.

437
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,495
Then why'd you ask?

438
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,265
Because we're talking
about the virtual co-President,

439
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,933
and you can't tell me
who's running the place

440
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:07,800
in his absence.

441
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:08,968
The President's running it.

442
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,370
How many hours did he spend
at the hospital

443
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,039
this morning? He's cleared
his afternoon schedule.

444
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,406
Does that mean he's going back?

445
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,875
The Israeli and Palestinian
delegations are at Andrews.

446
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,844
The President's finished
his public schedule.

447
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:21,014
C.J., I can hold off my editors
for a day,

448
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,982
maybe two, but pretty soon
we're gonna have

449
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,751
to know who's
filling his shoes.

450
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,556
PRESIDENT:
Don't worry,
Mr. Prime Minister,

451
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,292
Congress is going
to schedule a vote.

452
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,493
Yes, sir.

453
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,497
I appreciate your help.

454
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,631
Thank you.

455
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,504
I'll do the rest of these
from Bethesda.

456
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,173
You sure I can skip
the reception?

457
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,541
Delegations are gone--
NSC says it's fine.

458
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,876
Okay.

459
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,010
Sir,

460
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,213
I've never been prouder
to work here

461
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,115
than I was this afternoon,
when the Chairman

462
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,650
and the Prime Minister
shook hands, and you...

463
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,752
Watched them shake hands.

464
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,488
Leo would be proud, too.

465
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,855
Will be proud.

466
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,458
He had his reservations
about all this.

467
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,294
I'm not saying
it won't blow up in your face.

468
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,062
Sir?

469
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,763
I'll pack up everything

470
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:11,698
and meet you
at the hospital.

471
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,133
Okay.

472
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,237
Anything from...

473
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,771
No.

474
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,940
This, uh, tax bill
we're working on

475
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:21,941
for the leadership...

476
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,976
Just get us a vote
on peacekeeping.

477
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:24,977
Some of the
deficit hawks

478
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,746
want us to cap
the number of kids.

479
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,014
I'm thinking four,

480
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,849
but, then, you
stopped at three.

481
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,319
That's probably a barrelful.

482
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,653
Let me know when you get a vote.

483
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:41,828
You know, if you want someone
working out of Leo's office...

484
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,896
just to...

485
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,766
Shout if you
need anything...

486
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,737
I'll let you know
when we got a vote.

487
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,071
Thank you.

488
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,344
NEWSCASTER:
This is a major victory
for the Bartlet White House.

489
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,247
We do expect a heavy U.S.
military presence in the region

490
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,882
to enforce what could be
a fragile peace...

491
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,584
How was your meeting
with the President?

492
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,985
He asked me to pitch in.

493
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,954
I'm surprised
you didn't pitch a tent.

494
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:08,988
Can we do some business
before we head

495
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,457
to the hospital?
Lebanon's come out

496
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,492
against the accord,
now France may oppose

497
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,727
a Security Council resolution
until Congress acts.

498
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,895
They don't want to get stuck

499
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,096
doing all the
peacekeeping.

500
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,198
The President of
Turkmenistan's

501
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,532
saying he flipped Lebanon.

502
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,934
He's lying.
We should throw an elbow.

503
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,904
This is some nutbag
dictator-of-the-week

504
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,539
begging for surplus rutabagas.

505
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,808
And you, my friend, are
a bounder and a cheat.

506
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,577
You tried to entrap me

507
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,344
with those brownies.

508
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,512
I didn't put those there,

509
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,214
but if you want traps,
mine have metal jaws.

510
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,248
TOBY:
Folks, the President

511
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,849
wants a unanimous
Security Council vote.

512
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,019
We've lost three countries
in the last hour and both

513
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,289
our diplomatic heavies
are in a cardiac ward.

514
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,126
So, we tell State
to lean on France,

515
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,895
slap a tariff on baguettes,

516
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,263
squeeze 'em with
everything we got.

517
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,431
Sounds good.
Great idea.

518
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:53,933
Except, the Secretary's

519
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,435
not returning my
calls right now.

520
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:55,868
Me, too.

521
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:56,869
Me neither.

522
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,171
Do we have 60 votes
on this tax cut?

523
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,006
Some Congressional action
would really help.

524
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,508
I got 23.
JOSH:
I got 27,

525
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,543
plus the Whip's making calls.

526
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,477
I'll get us home.

527
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,414
I had to promise not
to cap the number of kids,

528
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,781
as if anyone in their
right mind would want to...

529
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,517
Capped at four.

530
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,385
I just told the deficit
hawks we would.

531
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,521
You weren't supposed
to negotiate specifics.

532
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,388
And you were?!

533
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,357
"No cap" doesn't count
as a specific?!

534
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,158
When did we become
the Chinese population bureau?

535
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,394
I forgot this was
the free love clinic.

536
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,762
Let me go get
my kaftan.

537
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,031
There better be 23 votes
hidden in that lining...

538
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,466
Okay, okay-- what
if we get Treasury

539
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,467
to crank out
a quick estimate?

540
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,101
This cap might
not save much anyway,

541
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,303
maybe Josh can
woo back his 27

542
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,739
without losing your 23.

543
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,641
I'll call the Office of
Tax Analysis at Treasury.

544
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,376
You'd better look
for more votes

545
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,410
in case that
doesn't work.

546
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,845
Leo's office got
meeting requests

547
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:39,979
from a couple
of backbenchers.

548
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,080
Well, call 'em
off the bench,

549
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,382
and find more benches.

550
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,783
What about
Turkmenistan?

551
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,153
It's a nation of Labradors
run by Zeppo Marx.

552
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,656
Can we please stop talking
about Turkmenistan?

553
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,959
Five hours he's been on the
pump, you blanched at three.

554
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,962
What can I say?
Five is more than three.

555
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,065
I don't want you
to sugarcoat this.

556
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,433
If I knew how, I would.

557
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,671
Mr. President, Mrs. Bartlet.

558
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,872
ABBEY:
Toby.

559
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:06,839
PRESIDENT:
We're still waiting.

560
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,276
Mallory told
us downstairs.

561
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,913
Sir, may I have a moment
of your time?

562
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,294
About tomorrow's schedule.

563
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,095
I'm staying here.

564
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,263
All day.

565
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,231
I don't know, Toby,
there are a few variables

566
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,232
floating around.

567
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,601
Sir, you have
to name an interim

568
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,435
Chief of Staff.

569
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,203
Leo is my interim
Chief of Staff.

570
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,605
For two days,
for two weeks,

571
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,572
especially if you're
going to be...

572
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,807
He's been in surgery five hours.

573
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,442
You want to walk in
and take his car keys?

574
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,578
No, sir, and I care
about his surgery,

575
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,715
but we're fumbling
the tax bill,

576
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,419
our diplomatic strategy is
a... is a game of telephone

577
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,688
and these are the things
we're spending time on.

578
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,757
Read the coverage.
We're doing fine.

579
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,659
Today, sure,

580
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,529
and the second-day story's
how you pulled it off.

581
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,996
But the third-day story

582
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,832
is that Congress
doesn't want to pay,

583
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,200
that our coalition's
fraying, that the spokes

584
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,201
are coming
off the wheel...

585
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,370
It's a couple of days.

586
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,638
This was totally unexpected.

587
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,839
No, it wasn't.

588
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,709
Not with Leo's history
with alcohol,

589
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:17,910
with pills.

590
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,679
Mr. President...

591
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,816
...surely you had
a process in place.

592
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:27,219
Not for this, and I'm not
having this conversation here.

593
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,689
You think we'd even be
doing this without him?

594
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:33,292
No, sir, but Leo is one person.

595
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,328
And there's 290 million more

596
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:36,996
and they come first.

597
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,868
They finished the bypass.

598
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,471
His heart won't function
without the machines.

599
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,406
They'll try again
in a few hours.

600
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,075
We have to talk to
Mallory about options,

601
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,344
in case that
doesn't work.

602
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,945
Anything else?

603
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,881
No, sir.

604
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,325
The surgery went well,

605
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,895
but his heart still
won't beat on its own.

606
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:09,896
So he's one for two.

607
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,931
Yeah. One for two.

608
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:12,865
Welcome home, Donna.

609
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,266
Hi.

610
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,202
You shouldn't wheel me
around like this.

611
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,737
I want to wheel you around.

612
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,406
I feel like one
of those Soviet Premiers

613
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,240
who's secretly been dead
for ten years.

614
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:22,575
Your speeches
to the Comintern

615
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,010
have been a little flat lately.

616
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,678
Donna, hi.

617
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:26,546
Hi.

618
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,481
I've... got CEA,
I wish I could...

619
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,116
It's so great
to have you back.

620
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,618
You're weak,
and you know you're weak.

621
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,453
Belly up to the
griddle, Grizelda.

622
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:36,389
Are we opening a restaurant?

623
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,857
C.J.'s trying to trap me

624
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,460
and she's going down like
a cheap pair of salad tongs.

625
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,360
I'm not sure I follow your...

626
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:42,429
We'll get
to that later.

627
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,796
Hang on one second.
I gotta get this.

628
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:44,797
Don't go anywhere.

629
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:45,798
Okay.

630
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,837
Mr. Speaker, the President's
not looking to muscle you,

631
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,205
that's why I'm here
and not Josh.

632
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:54,407
Okay.

633
00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:56,743
We almost had
the 60 Democrats.

634
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,779
And then half of them wanted
a cap on the number of kids,

635
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,748
the other half didn't,
things fell apart.

636
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,382
There's other Democrats
out there.

637
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,917
And we're looking
to take those meetings

638
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,686
and we're trying
to hold the ones we had,

639
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:07,787
but the President's hoping

640
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,590
Congress can vote
on peacekeeping first.

641
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,559
I'm here to
sweeten the deal--

642
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,827
a $400 tax credit.

643
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:18,965
( phone rings )

644
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,501
Yes?

645
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:24,336
Uh, sure, I'll put him
on speakerphone.

646
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:25,237
Hello?

647
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,539
JOSH:
Mr. Speaker,

648
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,875
the President's going postal
over this tax credit.

649
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,043
I practically had
to peel him off the ceiling.

650
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,178
I may be able to talk him down,

651
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,747
but you're gonna have to move
on peacekeeping now.

652
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,150
Josh.

653
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:41,721
Toby?

654
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:42,822
Hi.

655
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,126
If you want to get back to...

656
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,695
Sweetening the deal?

657
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,863
Did I mention
it's a very low ceiling?

658
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,533
Allow me to speak
from my own ceiling--

659
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:56,603
60 Democrats, or no vote
on peacekeeping.

660
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,605
I've got a quorum call,

661
00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:02,542
but I'm, oh, so happy I could
bring you two together.

662
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:03,943
Bye-bye, Josh.

663
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,745
Toby.

664
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:08,681
( door closes )

665
00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:11,518
Okay, the thing
about good-cop, bad-cop--

666
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:12,685
Usually helps...

667
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,092
I need to know when Toby's
back from the Hill.

668
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,227
He's trying
to anoint himself

669
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,129
Lord of the Flies.

670
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,397
And, uh, get me

671
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:26,766
the Democratic Whip.

672
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,234
You know there's an intercom.

673
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,435
And, uh, Donna...

674
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,803
You know, you
can just use...

675
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:36,943
...the intercom.

676
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:37,644
BROCK:
C.J.

677
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,245
Hate to take
your time with this.

678
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:40,613
What do you think my
time's for, big boy?

679
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,948
Don't do that,
'cause now I've gotta

680
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:42,782
do my lousy Cary Grant,

681
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,183
and you end up
stealing the scene anyway.

682
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,618
What do you need?

683
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,687
Who's the new White House
Chief of Staff?

684
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,888
I'll tell you about him.

685
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,757
His name's Leo McGarry,
he comes out of Chicago,

686
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:52,358
an unconventional
choice, sure, but...

687
00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:53,726
I thought we were
off the '30s comedy.

688
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,961
Leo just got
out of bypass,

689
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,763
a few more hours,
he could be out of the woods.

690
00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:59,098
Hmm. Then I guess
these woods

691
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,400
don't include incisional pain,

692
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:03,469
chronic pain,
swelling in both legs

693
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,637
'cause they took grafts
from both.

694
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,472
I guess they don't
include mood swings,

695
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,975
loss of short-term memory,
loss of blood supply.

696
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,077
'Cause if they do, then
Leo won't be out of them

697
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:11,944
for three or four months,

698
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,412
and I have to ask:

699
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,114
Who's the new White House
Chief of Staff?

700
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,149
You know so much, you tell me.

701
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,350
I'm hearing Will Bailey.

702
00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:19,786
Then you should have
your hearing checked.

703
00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:21,788
Had a one-on-one with
the President yesterday,

704
00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:23,656
first time all year,
knows the military,

705
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,691
which Josh and Toby don't.

706
00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:26,058
First of all, it's Leo.

707
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:28,394
Second, Josh and Toby know
every inch of the government--

708
00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:30,362
military, industrial,
animal, mineral...

709
00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:32,098
Lots of folks can manage down.

710
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,801
Will's proven he can manage up,
a fully-fledged adult.

711
00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,603
Again, it's Leo,
but Josh and Toby

712
00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,337
are both adult,
responsible, highly...

713
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,872
JOSH:
You could throw me
in a vat

714
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,874
of custard with
a chocolate-covered snorkel--

715
00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:44,310
it's gonna be you and me
this weekend, baby!

716
00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:47,113
And you are wearing
a floppy hat!

717
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,753
Congresswoman,
thanks for seeing me.

718
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:56,322
I'm doing back-to-back meetings
while I'm on the Hill.

719
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,357
Mm. Well, thanks
for seeing me.

720
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,826
Obviously, Leo's
out of commission.

721
00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:01,227
I hope he's doing okay.

722
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:03,930
Thank you. We're gonna need
your help on this tax bill.

723
00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,264
Harder than we
thought to get

724
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,599
60 votes in two days.

725
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:09,001
Well I'd like to amend it--

726
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:12,271
to appoint a monarch for the
United States of America.

727
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,572
( chuckles )

728
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:15,074
Oh, I'm serious.

729
00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:18,310
What are these?

730
00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:19,612
The President's
public schedules

731
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:20,847
for the last four months.

732
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,682
I've calculated
that he spends

733
00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:26,152
53.7 percent of his time
on ribbon-cuttings

734
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:27,854
and overseas tea ceremonies,

735
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:30,322
which may be why, on
his trip to Argentina,

736
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:33,025
he went to three state banquets
and didn't do a damn thing

737
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:35,494
for the pork producers
in my state of Iowa.

738
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:36,929
You can't.
This isn't...

739
00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:38,731
If they don't get
tax relief in this bill,

740
00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,199
I'm calling for a monarch,

741
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,969
someone to do the glad-handing
and the ceremonial fluff,

742
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,371
so maybe the President will
help people here at home.

743
00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:48,708
For a Democrat to do this,
we're gonna look like buffoons.

744
00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:50,276
I know the argument--

745
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:51,310
the staff runs the show

746
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:54,380
while the President's
off dedicating supermarkets.

747
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:59,618
All due respect, no one elected
Leo, and no one elected you.

748
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,423
( wry laughter )

749
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,525
Sorry I'm late,
Congressman.

750
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:09,461
I'm sure Leo would want
to be here himself.

751
00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:10,863
I'm sure.

752
00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:14,200
A few snags
with the tax bill.

753
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,101
So I gather.

754
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,904
The truth is,
we could use your vote.

755
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,607
I'm very upset
that your Justice Department

756
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,843
hasn't filed a single amicus
brief in the Oregon

757
00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:26,212
or Massachusetts
gay marriage cases.

758
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,479
We've debated this a lot.

759
00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:29,415
You know how dicey it is

760
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:30,149
for the party.

761
00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:31,317
I do.

762
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,619
We're headed into
a Presidential election year.

763
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,823
Can't get too far
ahead of public opinion,

764
00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,190
much as we'd like to.

765
00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:39,959
That's why I'd like to help.

766
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,661
By introducing a bill
to ban marriage.

767
00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:44,463
That's an interesting idea.

768
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,066
We drop a bill
to ban gay marriage,

769
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:50,036
tag a few moderate Republicans
as intolerant,

770
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:53,773
but, trust me, it hurts
our moderates 50 times more.

771
00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:56,075
My bill bans all marriage.

772
00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:57,643
All. As in...

773
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,845
If the government
can't make it

774
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,312
available to everyone,
I want us

775
00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:01,647
out of the business entirely.

776
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,716
Leave it to churches
and synagogues.

777
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:08,020
And, of course, um, casinos
and department stores.

778
00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,922
Did the RNC put you up to this?

779
00:28:09,956 --> 00:28:13,359
They don't condone my lifestyle,
and I don't condone theirs.

780
00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:17,629
The Democratic leadership.

781
00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:18,530
What about them?

782
00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:19,665
Did they call to warn me

783
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,400
that Benoit wants
to ban marriage?

784
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,534
Ban marriage?

785
00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:23,770
If we won't support
gay marriage,

786
00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:24,937
he wants the government
out of it entirely.

787
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,906
Who takes an idea
like that seriously?

788
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,208
It's a direct-mail bonanza
for the other side.

789
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,910
Even a fringe bill
to ban marriage...

790
00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:34,413
they'll be reenacting Caligula
at the Republican Convention.

791
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,614
You'd look cute
in a toga

792
00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,016
and a dog collar.

793
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:37,984
Thank you.

794
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,986
C.J. says China's
joined the opposition

795
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:42,654
to a Security Council vote
until Congress acts.

796
00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:45,057
Why isn't the State Department
cracking heads?

797
00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:46,926
And the President
of Turkmenistan told AP

798
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:48,761
he knows of six more
wavering votes.

799
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:52,264
No, he doesn't!
He's making that up!

800
00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:53,565
We need a coalition.

801
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,668
We're being mugged
by a melon worshipper.

802
00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:58,771
For Mr. Lyman,
from the Southwest Gate.

803
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,541
Probably stuck me
with the bill, too.

804
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,575
Thank you.

805
00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:05,277
Send it to the President
of Turkmenistan.

806
00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:09,782
PRESIDENT:
The Speaker was
never for this deal.

807
00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:11,650
A Security Council
resolution would prod him.

808
00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:13,853
What sense does
it make to wait?

809
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,123
Thank you, Madame President.

810
00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:18,825
DEBBIE:
Charlie's bringing
a change of clothes

811
00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:21,160
and a new batch
of call sheets.

812
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,795
Tell him to leave them
at the White House.

813
00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:23,863
I'm staying here.

814
00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:25,431
Tell him to leave them
at the White House.

815
00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:28,868
I can do this from here.

816
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,269
The way they wire up
these places,

817
00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,171
I could do it from
a cardboard box

818
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,439
in Lafayette Park.

819
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:38,144
You think this is your fault.

820
00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:39,145
It's not.

821
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:43,249
He's my best friend.

822
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,617
And I'm not the kind of person
who has best friends.

823
00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,586
Because your life
is your work.

824
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,921
And so is his.

825
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:52,024
Your work.

826
00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:53,092
What are you trying to say?

827
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,627
You chose this-- both of you.

828
00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:57,329
You're running a country,
for God's sake,

829
00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:58,364
not a tree house.

830
00:29:58,397 --> 00:30:00,132
Well, Leo stays in the tree,
if he wants to.

831
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:02,668
We'll work around his recovery.
Half-days, whatever it takes.

832
00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:03,469
He's not going to work

833
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:04,636
half-days.

834
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:06,305
He's not going
to work around his recovery.

835
00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:07,606
He's not going to do
whatever it takes.

836
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:08,607
That's his decision.

837
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,808
And we know what
that decision will be.

838
00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,277
So I should wake him up
and fire him again?

839
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,112
'Cause it worked so well
the first time!

840
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,680
Let's talk about this time.

841
00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:18,150
You've got to keep him
out of that job.

842
00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:21,087
He'll kill himself for you,
if you don't.

843
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,103
Debbie, I'm ready
for my next call.

844
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:44,877
I'm late for
an economic briefing.

845
00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:46,045
It just started,
but there's...

846
00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,479
England, Iceland,
Spain and Canada

847
00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,448
have all pledged troops
for peacekeeping.

848
00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:50,849
DOD called me in the car.

849
00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:51,817
That's great, but there's
something else...

850
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:52,952
Does Canada even have troops?

851
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,153
What do they do,

852
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,787
hurl those little
bottles of maple syrup?

853
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:56,788
Put out a press release.

854
00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:57,789
C.J.--

855
00:30:57,823 --> 00:30:58,991
Something else. What?

856
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,392
Leo's heart's
beating on its own.

857
00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:01,293
He's still critical,

858
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:03,029
but he's off the heart
and lung machine.

859
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:05,998
I'm late for
an economic briefing.

860
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,370
Leo's off the pump.

861
00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:12,371
I heard.

862
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:23,582
What's this?

863
00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,417
A pen.

864
00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:26,652
Am I having a bar mitzvah?

865
00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:28,087
It's from the
peace signing.

866
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,589
The Prime Minister used it
to sign the H in his name.

867
00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:31,490
I tried to get the Z,

868
00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:34,060
but the Israeli Ambassador
beat me to it.

869
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,663
I didn't have anything to do
with the peace agreement.

870
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:40,967
Let's just say
you were a blood donor.

871
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,069
I want to stop taking
those for granted.

872
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,537
Thank you.

873
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:51,377
Why is the Treasury
Secretary on TV?

874
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:54,213
She's probably spinning
the peace deal.

875
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:57,483
C.J.'s rolling out
Cabinet heavyweights.

876
00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,651
We ought to loop her in
on that tax cut.

877
00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,587
REPORTER:
...there'll be a Knesset vote
scheduled for Tuesday.

878
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:02,989
I believe so, Steve.

879
00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,756
I'm hopeful.
So's the President.

880
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,125
REPORTER:
There are rumors
circulating

881
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,060
on Capitol Hill
about a new tax cut proposal

882
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:09,161
from the administration.

883
00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,597
Some believe it's a way
to buy support

884
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:13,132
for a tough peacekeeping
mission.

885
00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:15,034
That's without foundation,
Steve.

886
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:16,268
The Treasury did an estimate

887
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,770
of the cost of tax cuts
on top of peacekeeping.

888
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:20,072
It would substantially

889
00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:21,340
increase the deficit

890
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:24,343
and I can guarantee
the President won't sign it.

891
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:25,711
REPORTER:
Thank you, Madame Secretary.

892
00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:28,480
The Treasury estimate?

893
00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:29,415
Did you see it?

894
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,082
No. Did you?

895
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,517
Treasury Secretary did.
Yeah.

896
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:32,484
She looked pretty upset.

897
00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:33,352
Upset. Pretty.

898
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,154
Maybe we should've
looped her in sooner.

899
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:35,654
Or ever?

900
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:36,922
That, too.

901
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,957
So, when I suggested
a Treasury estimate,

902
00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:41,727
I guess I assumed we'd told
the Treasury Secretary,

903
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,029
head of all federal tax policy,

904
00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:45,831
what in Alexander Hamilton's
name we were doing.

905
00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:48,834
Good assumption,
though.

906
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:49,868
I'll call her press office.

907
00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:51,603
See if we can
roll this thing back.

908
00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:02,281
Tax cut just got
more expensive.

909
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,616
I had to give incentives
to pork producers

910
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,319
to... avoid a little
PR problem.

911
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:08,254
You didn't.

912
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:08,854
What?

913
00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:09,921
I promised we wouldn't

914
00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:11,490
back any amendments,
so Benoit wouldn't

915
00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:14,160
do something I don't want
to go into right now.

916
00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:16,128
You weren't supposed
to negotiate specifics.

917
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:19,031
I thought "no specifics"
wasn't a specific.

918
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,899
You made these stupid rules.

919
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,401
And if I was the only one
who broke them...

920
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:24,002
Well, what kind of
double standard is that?

921
00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:26,172
Find a standard,
I'll let you know

922
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:28,006
So you just want to run this
if ioff the top of your head?

923
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,875
I want to run it off
something, anything--

924
00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:31,110
a decision-making tree.

925
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:32,211
With you at the top.

926
00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:33,712
No!

927
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:35,714
With you at the top.

928
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:36,848
Me.

929
00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:38,050
Till Leo gets back.

930
00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:40,919
I tried to tell the President
to give you the job.

931
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:43,122
He seems to want us
topless for now.

932
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,324
You wanted me at the top?

933
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,594
For two days, I've been
trying to hold a meeting--

934
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,262
one lousy kick-off meeting--

935
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,498
on homelessness
and mental health.

936
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:54,333
That's the best idea
you've had in months.

937
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,434
It was Leo's.

938
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:59,271
He didn't want the urgent
to crowd out the important.

939
00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:01,340
Getting harder to tell
the difference, isn't it?

940
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:04,843
Well, someone ought to try.

941
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,912
HAFFLEY ( on TV ):
But we can't just rush in
with billy clubs.

942
00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:10,449
Hamas and other terrorist groups
will have to stand down first.

943
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:13,419
So, yes, we're in discussions
with the administration

944
00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:14,986
and I hope to have more to say

945
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:17,656
about a possible
U.S. military role

946
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,024
in the Middle East very soon.

947
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,159
Possible role.

948
00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:22,027
Still, coverage today
was extraordinary.

949
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,028
It's that little burst

950
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,896
of warmth
before you freeze to death.

951
00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:26,031
It's a bit drafty
in here, actually.

952
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,200
Shut the door.

953
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:33,539
Your meeting with
the President yesterday--

954
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:34,506
I'm getting questions.

955
00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:39,278
If there's anything
you want to tell me.

956
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:42,281
He wanted a few thoughts on
NATO's role in peacekeeping.

957
00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:43,915
NATO...

958
00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:48,053
Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada,

959
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,289
Denmark, Estonia...

960
00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:53,692
Well, heavens to Murgatroid.

961
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:54,360
What?

962
00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:56,662
We have all the NATO countries.

963
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:57,996
We've been focusing

964
00:34:58,029 --> 00:34:59,831
on the Security Council,
but we have...

965
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:02,868
Does this mean you're cooking
for me this weekend?

966
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:03,969
Not a chance.

967
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,172
Carol, call State,
draft a press release,

968
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,773
every NATO member's
endorsed the peace accord.

969
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:09,741
We're moving the goal post
and claiming the match.

970
00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,779
He's only back here to meet
with the CINCs.

971
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:15,514
Do this fast.

972
00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,383
You go first.

973
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,185
Why's that?

974
00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:21,553
You got the special
relationship.

975
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:23,822
If by special, you mean
bound for deportation...

976
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:25,257
DEBBIE:
I don't know what
you're worrying about.

977
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,258
He's not that upset.

978
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,058
Really?
Really?

979
00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:28,560
No, just kidding.

980
00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:31,430
He's ready to rip off his finger
and light it like a cigarette.

981
00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:37,536
I'd like to know why

982
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:40,071
my Treasury Secretary
is on national television

983
00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:41,507
denouncing a tax cut
I never saw

984
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,409
because of an estimate
I never asked for.

985
00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:46,478
We did offer to brief
you on the details, sir.

986
00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:47,646
Brief me now.

987
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:54,085
We're not quite ready
to brief you on the details.

988
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:56,522
Because you made a
complete hash of it.

989
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,324
The leadership's sole request

990
00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:01,227
before taking up
peacekeeping.

991
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,495
We're close
to 60 Democratic votes.

992
00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:05,597
It's just that... you
might face a decision

993
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:06,932
about the fall
legislative agenda.

994
00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:08,200
What is that?

995
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:11,002
Would you prefer a bill to
appoint an American monarch?

996
00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:12,671
JOSH:
Or a ban on the institution

997
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,206
of marriage?

998
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,642
Except in casinos
and department stores.

999
00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:22,248
You tell the Speaker
and the Majority Leader

1000
00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:24,616
that, with my newfound
royal authority,

1001
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:26,952
with all my free time now that
my marriage has been banned,

1002
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:30,188
and with the support
of every NATO member
in my pocket,

1003
00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,424
I'm sending those peacekeepers
to the Middle East.

1004
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,526
If Congress wants
to feed them, pay them,

1005
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,429
or ever bring them back,
that's entirely up to them.

1006
00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:38,964
TOBY:
I assume we're free

1007
00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,065
to play with the language
on that.

1008
00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:41,733
PRESIDENT:
We're done here.

1009
00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,404
Oh, Josh.

1010
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:47,005
Perhaps you could
shed some light

1011
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,039
on this State
Department cable.

1012
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:49,040
Sir?

1013
00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:51,009
"Turkmenistan to U.S.

1014
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,444
We didn't order these pizzas."

1015
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:57,849
Bet you're thinking

1016
00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:00,352
there's a really good
explanation for that, sir.

1017
00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:09,761
Hey.

1018
00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:10,829
Hey.

1019
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:12,230
Some welcome home party, huh?

1020
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,500
Feels lucky
just to be home.

1021
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,834
How's Leo?

1022
00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:16,668
He's in step-down.

1023
00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:19,905
He can see visitors
pretty soon.

1024
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:20,839
Coming to the hospital?

1025
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:23,208
A bit later, yeah.

1026
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,510
Zoey came to see me.

1027
00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:25,611
I told her you were back.

1028
00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:27,446
She told me you
finished up
at Georgetown.

1029
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,147
I wish she'd stop
telling people that.

1030
00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,949
Why? If I was
done with college,

1031
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,150
I'd shout it
from the rooftops.

1032
00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:33,419
We've got snipers up there.

1033
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:35,587
That was more of
a metaphorical thing.

1034
00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:37,188
The truth is,
I'm not done.

1035
00:37:37,222 --> 00:37:38,590
I never took
a swim test.

1036
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:39,758
There's forms
I haven't filed.

1037
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,226
You're holding up
your college degree

1038
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,562
over paperwork
and laps in a pool?

1039
00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:50,402
When I started Georgetown,
the President made me promise

1040
00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:53,472
that when I got the degree,
I'd leave this job.

1041
00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,741
Why would he want you
to do that?

1042
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:58,410
He doesn't want me holding his
jacket for the rest of my life.

1043
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,280
I'll see you at the hospital.

1044
00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:06,184
Happy almost-graduation,
Charlie.

1045
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,619
I'm not wearing a tassel.

1046
00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:09,054
I don't care what they do to me.

1047
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,403
( monitor beeping steadily )

1048
00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:29,040
( slow, regular breathing )

1049
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:42,454
( weakly ):
Mr. President.

1050
00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:49,961
A morphine drip and we can
skip the formalities.

1051
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,398
I might get one myself,

1052
00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:55,000
wheel it into meetings
with the Joint Chiefs.

1053
00:39:04,309 --> 00:39:07,746
You're not fired, Leo.

1054
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,749
You can delegate,
work part-time,

1055
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:13,952
bring the morphine with you,
for all I care.

1056
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:22,661
You remember what you told me
when you offered me the job?

1057
00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,769
I need you to
jump off a cliff.

1058
00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:35,073
And I did.

1059
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,911
And I'd do it again.

1060
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:45,684
But you need
a new Chief of Staff.

1061
00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:56,562
We came here
to put the job first,

1062
00:39:56,595 --> 00:40:00,398
spend our lives for something
that would outlast us.

1063
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,401
I just thought we'd have

1064
00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:06,004
a longer line
of credit is all.

1065
00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:12,444
I'm gonna need
that list of names.

1066
00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:16,181
Only one name.

1067
00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:23,889
You planted these baskets.

1068
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:24,856
I promised Donna,

1069
00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:26,424
no more traps.

1070
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:27,593
It's like a torture chamber

1071
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:30,095
designed by renegade
Keebler elves.

1072
00:40:42,741 --> 00:40:45,644
I never took a moment to thank
you for your work at Camp David.

1073
00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:47,913
And for holding
the building togeth--

1074
00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:51,850
well, not exactly together--
in Leo's absence.

1075
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:54,452
It's been a rocky
couple of days

1076
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:57,022
and that's my fault,
no one else's.

1077
00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:59,491
We're going to meet with
the joint leadership tomorrow

1078
00:40:59,525 --> 00:41:02,628
and work out a deal
on that tax cut.

1079
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:03,629
Even then, we've got

1080
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,431
some fences to mend at the UN.

1081
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:10,368
So, I imagine we'll see
some pretty rough third-

1082
00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,638
and fourth-day stories.

1083
00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:14,806
But you know what?

1084
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,108
There'll be a fifth day,
and a sixth,

1085
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:20,712
and a seventh after that.

1086
00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:22,047
So...

1087
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:32,023
...go spend some time
with my outgoing Chief of Staff.

1088
00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:35,260
'Cause then we got work to do.

1089
00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:00,652
C.J.

1090
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:01,987
Sir?

1091
00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:08,259
There's something
I need you to do for me.

1092
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:09,895
What's that?

1093
00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:12,230
Jump off a cliff.

1094
00:42:14,499 --> 00:42:18,203
We'll talk about it
on the ride back.

1095
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:20,271
Yes, sir.

1096
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:31,116
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00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:34,920
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