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[soft jazz music playing]
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[bell jingling]
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Hi, Jocelyn.
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Is everything okay?
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-Yeah. Why?
-Um, I love your pyjama set.
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Thank you.
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It's been a hectic morning,
David, I'm not gonna lie.
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Well, I lit a patchouli candle,
so hopefully it'll
calm your chi.
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Yeah, well, I didn't get much
sleep last night.
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Somebody decided to do
a synchronized swimming
routine at 2:00 am.
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-Oh, no.
-Yeah, so. Long night.
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And then followed by the news
that my sister
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-can't drive into town
to host my baby shower!
-[sighs]
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Something to do with
her husband's heart.
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Oh, well, hope it clears
itself up.
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Yeah, well, it won't.
That's the problem.
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-Well, you never know.
-Well, I do.
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Which is why I ask you to then
point this pregnant lady
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towards your party-theme
section,
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because it seems
as though I am
throwing my own baby shower!
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Sounds very dark.
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Um, we actually don't have
a party section, so...
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-Just a streamer, David--
-Okay, yeah.
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There's a basket
on the other side, I think.
Down below.
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Hmm.
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It's times like this I wish
I had your eye for decorating
and party planning.
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Roland's been trying
to help me,
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offered off his movie posters,
you know,
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but I just don't think
that The Pelican Brief
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is festive enough
for a baby shower.
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Well, I'd have to agree.
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Yeah, well, if only there
was someone like you
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who could help me
organize this.
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Very kind of you to say.
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Yeah, I mean,
somebody like you,
or you.
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Who would just help me
organize this,
before I snap!
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Well, I'm sure
I could help you out.
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David! Oh, my goodness!
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Are you sure?
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I don't want you to feel
like you have to do this.
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-Are you sure about that?
-[laughs]
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Well, it is tonight,
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so I suppose you better, uh,
get to work!
[giggles]
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-Tonight?
-Yes.
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Okay, will the store
be promoted, at least,
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-at this event?
-Absolutely!
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-And what is the venue?
-My house!
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And are we married
to that venue?
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-Yes!
-Okay.
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-Thank you, David.
-[door closes]
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What just happened?
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[theme music playing]
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Okay, so I was thinking as
incentive for our singles,
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we could do like,
a lonely heart's special.
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So 50% discount for those
singles dining alone.
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Okay, um,
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but wouldn't it make more sense
to offer a discount
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for people not dining alone?
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But it's Singles Week though,
is the thing.
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Right. Um,
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but if the point
of Singles Week
is to get matched up,
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then why not offer a discount
for singles who eat together?
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Okay, I have a better idea.
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A two-for-one discount for
two singles eating together.
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That's it, that's the winner.
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Yay!
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Oh my God, Alexis?
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Oh my God, Klair!
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Oh my...
Guys, I know this girl!
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Babe! Hi!
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Oh, my God,
what are you doing here?
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-[giggling]
-Okay, so...
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Me, Albany, Jitney, and Candy,
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we just needed to get away
from the city for a bit,
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and so Vice put out this guide
to the most random cities
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in North America, and we
were like, lets him 'em.
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Oh, my God,
that sounds so random.
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Oh, my God.
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This is where you live,
isn't it?
[gasps]
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I'm so sorry I didn't
put that together,
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it's like I completely
forgot about you.
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Oh, my God, no, babe,
please, it's like...
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-It's so good to see you.
-I know.
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So like, it was two weeks
straight of work at the agency,
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so we just got in the car,
and we drove.
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You know how it gets,
it's like... [exclaiming]
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-Can I get you something?
-Stop.
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Oh, my God, I'm obsessed
with your look.
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You look just like a small-town
waitress! Beep!
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-Thanks.
-Actually, you know what...
[clears throat]
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I would love, like,
a hot water,
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but if you could just
let it sit so it cools,
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I just need to know
that it was once hot.
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-Sorry, I'm the worst.
-[chuckles]
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Thank you.
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Like nothing's really changed,
am I right?
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-Yeah.
-Ugh, okay, babe, sit down.
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Tell me about you.
Like, what have you
even been doing?
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-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God!
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-Like, so much.
-Okay, love that, girl.
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Tell me. Tell me everything.
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Erm, okay, so I graduated
high school.
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-Uh-huh.
-Got my certificate.
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Erm, I opened my own PR firm,
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and I'm actually organizing
this little event, so...
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Okay. We really have
to get you outta here.
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-What?
-You know what?
You need to join us tonight.
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We're gonna go
to some random bar,
for some random drinks.
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Hmm. Hundred percent.
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No, but, like,
actually come though, okay?
I'm serious.
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I could use a distraction.
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Albany literally makes me
wanna kill myself.
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-Anyway, I should go.
-[Alexis chuckles]
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Please tell me I'm gonna
see you tonight.
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Okay, here is your
not-so-hot water.
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Sweetie, no,
I didn't order that.
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-See you tonight, babe.
-Hmm.
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See you tonight, babe.
See you tonight, babe.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Albany, I was sitting there!
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Well, it's good of you
to come with me, John.
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Well, not a problem,
Sweetheart.
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Stevie was thrilled
to be left looking
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after the motel with Roland.
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Of course,
your accompanying me today
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would have nothing to do
with any concerns you may have,
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about me being left alone
in a room
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teeming with eligible
bachelors?
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I have no concerns
about you, Moira.
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You can handle yourself.
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But if you ever unleash
your feminine wiles
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on those bachelors,
they wouldn't know
what hit them.
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Mmm.
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Hi.
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Thanks for coming. I'm Ricki.
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-Johnny, and this is--
-Moira.
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I'm the lead intimacy
facilitator here at MADLY,
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and I am so thrilled that
you would choose me
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as a consultant
for your Singles Week.
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As are we, Ricki.
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I'm sure you don't get
a great many auditors here
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at the group but, we would just
love a little hand-held tour
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to see what it is you do.
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Can I ask what MADLY
stands for?
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Mature Adults
Dating Lovers, Yes!
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We pride ourselves
on our ability to
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stimulate soulful exchanges
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between all of our singles.
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And, I'm confident that
we're going to be able
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to find superlative matches
for both of you.
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Oh dear. Oh!
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Bit of a
misunderstanding, here.
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We're looking to observe
your event, for research.
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Well, we could peek in on the
experience like group voyeurs,
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but it would be much more
educational for both of you
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if you would let me
immerse you in it.
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And what would this immersion
process entail?
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Today's activity is called
"A Lock and Key".
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Our ladies get the keys.
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Our men get the locks.
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And then we spend
an hour mingling,
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trying to find
that perfect fit.
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Well, lucky for us, this lock
has already found its key.
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You'd be surprised.
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Would I?
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John?
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Could be fun.
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And I know who
I'll be leaving with.
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-All right,
let's give it a try!
-Wonderful.
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I just have to ask,
before the event,
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will you grant me access to
your most intimate selves?
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No.
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But we'll play the game.
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[David] Okay, and could that
be delivered by tonight?
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Okay, perfect.
All right, thank you very much.
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-Hi.
-What's goin' on?
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Well, um, Jocelyn came in
here this morning
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looking like Adam Sandler
on a red carpet.
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Poor thing is planning
her own baby shower,
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so I volunteered to help.
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Wow. That's very
generous of you.
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Yeah, I thought it could be
a good opportunity
to promote the store.
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So, Heather's supplying some
of her cheeses,
not at cost,
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but she's giving us a deal,
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and I thought we could bring
some wine from the store,
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and Colleen's
express-shipping
a branzino, so.
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Sounding a bit
expensive, David.
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Well, we haven't talked
budget yet,
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but I'm assuming that Jocelyn's
wanting to spend some money
on her baby shower.
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I'm assuming that Jocelyn's
planning on spending no money
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-on her baby shower.
-What do you mean?
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Well, typically the person
who throws the shower,
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pays for the shower.
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Well, that wasn't part
of the agreement.
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Well, what did you say to her?
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-I told her I'd take care
of it.
-Ah!
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She basically forced me
into it!
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This isn't even her first baby!
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Oh, so it's more of
a sprinkle, then.
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-What the hell is a sprinkle?
-No, it's like a shower,
but for your second kid.
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It's not a full shower,
it's like a sprinkle.
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That is the stupidest fucking
thing I have ever heard.
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Er, also, booze and fish,
not ideal for a pregnant woman.
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Yeah, well, she's one person,
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and everyone knows you
don't plan a whole party
around one person.
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Maybe you do,
if the party is for her.
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Says who?
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Fine! Worst case scenario,
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she grazes at the soft
cheese station.
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Are you sure that
she can eat that?
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This is why I hate babies!
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[camera clicking]
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-Klair!
-Oh, my God, Lex!
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Are you, like, stalking me,
or something?
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-Erm, actually I, erm--
-Oh, my God, I'm kidding.
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But seriously, like, what
are you doing here?
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Erm, I'm just,
like, crashing here.
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-Oh.
-Temporarily, obviously.
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Are, erm, are you guys
staying here?
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[laughing] Oh, my God!
Funny. No. No.
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We have Airstreams up the road,
but we saw this sign,
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and we thought
it was so random.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God!
I almost totally forgot!
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I have a job for you.
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-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
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I just, like, I can't talk
about it around Albany,
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because she needs to get
fired first, so...
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Basically the job is yours,
if you want it.
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It's a junior PR position,
but you could totally climb
the ladder.
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Look, take your time,
just let me know by tomorrow.
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-By tomorrow?
-Mmm, yeah, we're gonna get
a super early start,
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so make sure you find me
before 2:00 pm.
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Oh, wow, okay.
It's just, like,
all happening so fast,
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'cause I'd have to like, pack,
and find a place to stay.
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Oh, my God, don't even worry
about that.
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You can totally stay
at my dad's place.
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He hasn't lived there
for like 15 years.
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00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,610
I think he started a new
family, or something.
240
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,694
-Oh.
-So it would be you,
241
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,030
and my dad's ex-wife.
But don't worry about her,
242
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,533
she's two years younger than
us, and, like, super chill.
243
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,952
-Okay.
-Anyway, I'm gonna call it
on this Instasesh,
244
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,703
but I'll let you know
what bar we hit up tonight.
245
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,665
-Okay, actually,
there's only one.
-Oh, well that's great,
246
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:09,043
because I feel like all I do
every night is just argue
with Albany about where to go.
247
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,711
Like the poor thing doesn't
understand that like,
248
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,632
literally, no one even wanted
her here in the first place.
249
00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:15,592
-Ooh.
-I can't wait to fire her.
250
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,427
[laughs]
I'm her best friend.
251
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,263
-Okay, here's my card.
-Yes.
252
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,140
Let me know about the job.
253
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,852
Okay, yes.
That sounds like...
Chillin'.
254
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,396
I will definitely, er,
let you know!
255
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,357
Okay.
256
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:34,235
Hey, pack your bags, bitch!
You're getting' out!
257
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,993
-[music playing]
-[chattering indistinctly]
258
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,538
It's funny, because before
my dear Gloria passed,
259
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:47,374
she told me her dying wish
was for me to move on.
260
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:51,002
-Aw, did she?
-I know you're gonna find
this hard to believe,
261
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,712
but she predicted that I would
meet a woman
262
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,883
with shoulder-length blonde
hair, and red lipstick.
263
00:11:56,924 --> 00:12:00,928
Telepathic, was she?
And tremendously specific!
264
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,891
If I may leave you
with a bit of advice,
265
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,352
I would wait until much later
in the relationship
266
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,145
before mentioning any
of the things
267
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,565
you just mentioned to me.
268
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:15,402
-Er, wait, you haven't
even tried your key.
-Er, it won't fit.
269
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,196
[Johnny]
Now, ask me when the
last time the motel sold out,
270
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,822
before I showed up?
271
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,492
-Never! Zero! Didn't happen.
-[woman chuckles]
272
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,952
Must take a special touch.
273
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,955
Well, call it what you will,
Charlene.
274
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,291
Maybe I'll spend
the night sometime.
275
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,629
At the motel, I mean.
[laughs]
276
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,339
[laughing] Oh, oh, oh.
277
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,925
-[Moira laughing]
-Moira!
278
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,760
You should really keep looking
for your perfect match.
279
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,556
For research. Or love.
280
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,559
[Charlene laughing]
281
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,271
Mmm.
282
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,652
[man over radio]
Tomorrow, more sunshine...
283
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,487
[Jocelyn] Welcome, boys!
284
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:02,115
I can't thank you enough
for jumping in like this!
285
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,241
Oh, it's our pleasure.
286
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,745
Okay, erm,
so what's going on here?
287
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,288
I thought I would do
what I could
288
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,123
to get a jumpstart
on the decorations.
289
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:14,001
Here's the thing, Jocelyn,
when you asked me to
throw this event,
290
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,130
you were essentially handing
over creative control.
291
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,173
Considering our name is gonna
be all over this,
292
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,469
I think it's important
to streamline
the aesthetic direction
293
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,178
we're taking for tonight.
294
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,723
Okay, well I guess I could move
some of the balloons?
295
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,475
That could be good.
Yeah, we could move those.
296
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,808
Maybe to the garbage?
297
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,145
We're also gonna need to
drop-cloth the interiors.
298
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,812
[Roland] Okay, guys!
299
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,732
Where do you want me
to hang the pinata?
300
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,525
I'm sorry, is that supposed
to be a baby?
301
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,736
Yeah, it's pretty realistic,
isn't it?
302
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,613
I got it at the dollar store
in Elmdale.
303
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,449
I didn't even have to pay
for it, honey.
They just gave it to me.
304
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,660
Yeah, don't think
we can smash a baby
305
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:50,037
-with a stick tonight, but...
-It's not a real baby, Dave.
306
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,790
The fact that you got it from
the dollar store
307
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,542
does make me wary of what's
gonna fall out of it, though?
308
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:57,587
Don't worry, Rollie,
we're still gonna play
the diaper game.
309
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,799
-Ah, good!
-Hi! What's the diaper game?
310
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,759
Oh, my gosh, it is so fun!
311
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,679
We played it at Mutt's
baby shower!
312
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,222
Basically, you melt different
chocolate bars
313
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,309
into different diapers,
and then people take turns
guessing--
314
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,851
Gonna stop you right there.
315
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:16,439
I will literally do anything
for us to not play that game.
316
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,693
Well, I'm getting nervous,
because we're gonna need
317
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,569
some sort of
entertainment, David.
318
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,321
Well, then, I will come up
with some games
319
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,324
that don't involve
sniffing a diaper.
320
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,535
-You don't just sniff it.
-No. You don't.
321
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,161
Oh, my God.
322
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,664
Hey, Jocelyn, why don't you,
why don't you get ready,
323
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,499
get changed,
and we'll take good care
of the place.
324
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,876
I am ready.
325
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,420
And you look great, so,
do you wanna have a seat?
326
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,715
Relax? Mmm-hmm.
327
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,424
Okay, is this vase movable?
328
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:47,470
Er, no, that there is
Grandpa's ashes, and no,
329
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,055
you cannot move it,
it's bolted down.
330
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,725
There's been a lot
of urn thefts lately.
331
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,434
I'll tell ya what,
I will get my ratchet,
332
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,645
and see
what I can do for ya, okay?
You hold baby.
333
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,230
-All right.
-Go ahead.
[laughs]
334
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,444
Was this a mistake?
335
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,780
Oh, probably, but, you know,
we're here now, you know.
336
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,782
Yup.
337
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,450
Where do I put
this fuckin' thing?
338
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,247
No? [chuckles]
339
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,210
Hello.
340
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,004
And just when I thought
I'd tried every lock.
341
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,048
-You are?
-Rene.
342
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,134
-I work in ad sales
and can drive at night.
-Ah.
343
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,803
I know that sounds like
an odd thing to mention,
344
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,138
but it does separate me
from the crowd.
345
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,641
Pardonnez-moi, senor Rene.
346
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,351
Okay, Moira, let's go.
347
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,186
Charlene's getting
a little tipsy,
348
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,105
and things are starting
to turn.
349
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,108
Hmm, well I just have one
more lock to try,
John, so...
350
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,736
Rene, I'll be gentle.
351
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,447
Oh, look at that!
352
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,869
-It seems to be jammed.
Can you, Rene?
-Sure.
353
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,871
Okay, Moira,
I think we're done here.
354
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,581
Have we finally found
our match?
355
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,501
Yes, we have, but your locks
sadly are defective.
356
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,003
You're um...
I'm getting a bit
of neck burn.
357
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,465
-Oh.
-Well, I didn't have
any problem with mine.
358
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,175
Often times in these
situations,
359
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,638
I ask a participant
to go within,
360
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:15,057
and to reflect why she might
be having trouble connecting.
361
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,060
Connecting is my livelihood.
362
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,521
No, it's these discount locks.
363
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,106
I've tried every other one.
364
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,818
[man exclaiming]
365
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,322
You know what, John?
You're right, we should go.
366
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,990
Jocelyn has that bebe thing.
367
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,743
Rene, pleasure as always.
368
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:37,371
You know, I have to say,
I had a lot of apprehension
when I came here.
369
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,123
-Let's not dally, dear.
-What's that? Here you go.
370
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,837
Rene, Charlene needs
a ride home.
371
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,799
-Can you still drive at night?
-Sure.
372
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,192
Hey, I'm heading out!
373
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,306
Hmm.
374
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,540
[chuckles]
375
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,875
-[music playing]
-[people chattering
indistinctly]
376
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:07,461
Okay, now this game is called
Sleepy Mommy.
377
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,130
Jocelyn's sitting on the couch,
she's our sleepy mommy.
378
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,051
Now mommy's had a very
hard day with baby,
379
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,969
and needs a bit of a break.
380
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,596
And that's where we come in.
381
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,974
We're each gonna take turns
popping pills into
mommy's mouth.
382
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,768
Now unfortunately,
these are breath mints,
383
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,644
we couldn't afford
actual benzo's,
384
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,813
but the person that does get
the most tranqs
385
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,232
into mommy's mouth,
will walk away
386
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,610
with whatever's left of
the soft cheese station.
387
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,819
[crowd exclaiming]
388
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,404
-[Johnny] I'll go!
-Okay.
389
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,911
Boy, these have a bit more
weight to them
than the usual pills.
390
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,788
Well, you know, Johnny,
that weight might actually work
391
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:45,083
in your favour if you
take into consideration
the humidity in here.
392
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,251
Wow, well, thank you, Roland.
393
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,836
Okay, just relax. There.
394
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,340
[all exclaiming]
395
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,135
David, why does this game
feel vaguely familiar?
396
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,845
You invented it.
397
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,138
We played it a lot growing up.
398
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,641
[crowd exclaiming]
399
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,935
I can't remember playing.
400
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,519
That's because we got
very good at it.
401
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:09,023
I remember Alexis got one in
from across the room once.
402
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,734
-[crowd exclaiming]
-I've gotta hand it to ya,
David,
403
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,193
it's a little unconventional,
404
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,321
but people seem to be gettin'
really into this.
405
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,906
[Roland] Hey, Dave?
406
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,408
Do I get an extra point if I
can bounce one of her forehead?
407
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,161
Yeah, we need some clarity
on the point system, David,
408
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,455
because I've landed three
in Jocelyn's bangs,
409
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,999
and that's gotta count
for something.
410
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,334
-Or nothing.
-Ugh.
411
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,670
-Okay. That's not fair.
-Okay. On three,
412
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,546
-try this together,
-One, two, three.
413
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,508
[all exclaiming]
414
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,348
[rock music playing]
415
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,184
So, like, she's telling me
that she's going to Mexico,
416
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,811
and I'm like, if you're not
going to Tulum,
417
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,437
then, like, where the hell
are you even going?
418
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,815
-You know what I'm saying?
-So where is she going?
419
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,359
-Ugh, God. Cabo.
-Oh, my God, poor thing.
420
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,861
I know, right?
421
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,696
Like, what does she wanna go
smoke a blunt with Pitbull?
422
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,115
-Ugh, probably not.
-[girls chuckling]
423
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,075
Erm, anyway, can I talk
to you for a sec, Klair?
424
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,743
Oh, yeah, sure.
425
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,873
Wassup?
426
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,959
Okay, so I've been thinking
about it.
427
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,628
-Hmm.
-And as much as I appreciate
the offer,
428
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:16,090
erm, I think for the next
little while, I should
just stay here.
429
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,303
I'm sorry, reset.
What are we talking about?
430
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,557
Erm, the job that you offered
at your dad's friend's company?
431
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,308
-The junior publicist?
-Oh.
432
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,894
I just don't think that
I can leave here yet.
433
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,563
Oh, yeah, sure,
you do you, babe.
I'm always here for you.
434
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,566
Sorry, I was like,
"What are we
even talking about?"
435
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,818
So like, Albany just put down
her dad's black card,
436
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,404
so shots on him.
It's the least that she can do
437
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,156
because she didn't come through
with the party favours.
438
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,867
Breaking news,
we still fucking hate her.
439
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,120
Anyway, do you want
a shot or not?
It's Albany's birthday.
440
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,415
Erm, I don't think that I can.
441
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,958
I have this other thing
that I need to go to.
442
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,460
Okay, yeah, cool.
Hey, well text me later.
All right?
443
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,213
We can totally ditch this thing
444
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,672
and we don't have to tell
Albany, if that's what's
holding you back?
445
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,717
-Will do.
-Okay.
446
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,678
Oh, and Lex,
it was so good to see you.
447
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,056
Really, it's been too long.
We can't let this happen again.
448
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,851
It won't.
449
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,690
Why do you guys have drinks,
and I don't? Hmm?
450
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,070
[closing music playing]